The Debrief - She wore WHAT?! | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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Welcome to the D-Brief with your co-host Kitty McNeil and your co-host Katie Leitch. Yeah, here we are. Here we are again. Happy Bloody Monday. Happy Bloody Monday. Do you know what always like is a real ponder for me? I'm like you sat down and thought there should be seven days in the week. Yeah. Two days for a weekend and we should have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday as weekdays. Yeah. And then Saturday and Sunday. I like that Saturday and Sunday there's the alliteration there. Yeah, Saturday, Sunday. If it was like a Wednesday and a Sunday, I'd be like, that's not my weekend. So I understand the Saturday and Sunday. Yeah.

But Wednesday. Wednesday is a bit of a rogue one. Hump Day. Monday. I used to think Hump Day was a day where everyone had sex. And that's hilarious. So when people are like, it's Hump Day. They're like, happy Hump Day.

And I was like, you're having sex. Everyone's having sex today. You's hilarious. So when people are like, it's hump day. They're like, happy hump day. And I was like, everyone's having sex today. You are hilarious. I was like, I genuinely thought it was that. And I watched an episode of Glee where like, Will Schuster was like, do you know what day it is? It's hump day. And he said it in a sexual intonation. And I was like, double confirmed. Hump day is the day where everyone has sex. Did you ever such up? I'm not sure if you've ever searched up, like, what's the most embarrassing thing you've searched up? Like, you're like, is this true?

Or is this right? Or definitely had to clarify what I thought. Several meant seven. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Not three. Yeah.

You know, several. Oh, I've had several and I'm like seven. You've had seven. Seven. So then I used, I looked, I've looked that up before. I've looked up a manner of really stupid things. Well today I looked up if I would die. If I used a neti pot with if I boiled water let it cool and then use the neti pox it said you shouldn't use tap

water because you die. And I was like, I was like, I'm gonna die. I was like, will I die if I use a neti pot with sterilized water? And they were like, no, you won't. Even though it said on the instructions, I was like, I'll just double check with Google. Just in case. Just in case. Double double check. And I was like, can you die from a sinus infection? I love that! I love that! Oh, it's so good. Right, you ready for mantras? Yes, I am. Okay, so my mantra is to do with the theme of the week.

Yeah. Which we will get on to, lovely listeners. So it is, I am the energy I choose to bring into this space. Oh, I love that. Nice, yeah. Yeah, I really like that. So let's say you and I are going on a night out and I'm like, oh, I just want it to be really fun tonight. Yeah. I just want the vibe to be fun. I'll be fun. I'll be fun. I'll be the definition of FUN. Oh, big time. I loved we had a few little drinkies at our flat. And everyone was on such good form. And I was literally like, I'm having FUN. FUN right now. Big FUN. And I've been such a hermit that this kind of social interaction really filled my cup. I was like, wow, I really enjoyed talking to people. I was like, oh my god, people

and I'm like, so excited for people to be here. You're like, thank you for coming. I was like, oh, you've come to me. Cause I don't come out. So you come to me now. So you sat in the bed, people come around. Hi, you like, come in. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly you come to me now. So you sat in the bed, people come around. Hi, I come in. Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, those days are over. I'm a social butterfly from here on out. What's your mantra for this week? My mantra is these feelings are temporary. Nice. Why do you need that? I think these past few weeks, I think I've been sat in a certain level of uncertainty. I think I've been sat in a certain level of uncertainty. And I think I've been letting my feelings kind of rule the roost, rule the roost. And all the things I'm worrying about are not fact.

You're such a little over thinker. I'm a massive over thinker. My therapist says facts on feeling, no fiends on facts. Yeah. And I was getting myself in such a tizzy tie myself in knots. And I was like, what has actually happened? Nothing. That's what the dizzy. Yeah. Great. Well, tizzy. I love a tizzy. So I was like, right. Okay, let's just rule this back. So I'm like, these feelings might be here at the moment, but they're not gonna stay. They to stay They're not putting roots down. Yeah, it's all fine

So my song again to deal with the theme of the week. Yeah, I Got a feeling That tonight's gonna be good night that's such a banger OG banger sensational banger. I bother about all this new shit. Yeah, I got a feeling black eyed peas on it. Yeah, I fucking love it. Do you know what? Mine's on a similar vibe. Tell me. My one is the ooh na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na I used to listen to this at a very young age because I loved the, the lyric, would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? A chocolate biscuit. You would. It's like scenes. Oh, I remember what I searched up.

Sorry. Oh yeah. So Twilight, Bella says to her dad, dad, I'm a virgin and he's really happy about it So I was really confused because I thought Virgium in slag So I was like, why is your dad happy about the fact that you're a slag? So then searched up virgin. It was like never had sex Bella's a virgin Bella's fucking me too honey. Yeah, me too girl. Yeah me too girl for my friends, but dizzy rascal frisky

Shouldn't have probably been listening to it at such a young age. But like if that came on in a club Send send send it all the way send send it all the way the ladies come around the Jager bombs. I'm getting to I'm loving my life. Yeah, love sensational So wreckers Nation this week is last one laughing. I do not know if you have seen All but it's so good. It's really really good. So about how many were in there? Maybe about eight? Yeah, I think so.

So eight comedians are brought onto this show hosted by... Jimmy Carr. Yeah, one of the most irritating men on the planet. But you don't really see a lot of him so fantastic. He hosts this show where eight comedians get into one room and the competition is you cannot laugh. Yeah. So they're all trying to make you cannot laugh, you cannot smile. So each one of them have to come to this doing a little skit in order to try like make people laugh. So they'll get up in stage and I mean, Daisy May Cooper by far was my favorite. Like it was just sensational. I was like,

the fact that people just sat that I would have been on the floor, I would lose that game. So quickly face when she tried not to laugh was too good. What my face would be. I thought in the media, hold the lips like, like, but then with doing that, you can go. Yeah, I thought that's not what you had. Can you hold your face? Do you know if you could hold your face that can you do? You know, I don't know if you can I think it's the other rules. I think I'd have to go like Or I would do maybe I have to bite my own a lot. I don't like bite her Yeah, I'm at puff my cheeks out because you can't smile like that

But the problem is then if you laugh you go It come out too quickly. That's true. That's really true. But it was really, really good. A great watch to like... It was very funny. Yeah, just really good to watch after work. It's a nice... Yeah, it's joyous. Yeah, it's brilliant. Fabulous. Ready?

I'm ready. Let's debrief. So, welcome back to the pod with your co hosts, Kate Lachey and Kate McNeil. Big time. Take it away. This week we're talking about we're going back to our roots. All right. Yeah, big time. And we're doing what we do best. And we're chatting shit about nice house. So we've got some fantastic dilemmas. But before we get into it, tell me the last time you had a good night out or the last time you had a good night out or the last time you had a good night out and you possibly took it too far with the booze. Well, fortunately for you, McNeil, these two go hand in hand.

Tell me, tell me, tell me. My birthday. My birthday, because to be fair, I had a really nice time on Wednesday when everyone came around for drinks. Lovely. Didn't go mental. Yeah. I had one apparel, but I was like feeling the vibes of the crowd.

Took it too far with booze. I think I said I hosted a drunken sing-along of Les Mis. You did. Called it Leech Mis. Very funny. Fantastic. In my opinion. Fantastic.

And I think because it was my birthday. That's not creating for next year. I know. Leech spray. It's gotta be Joseph spray leech spray Each and her Technicolor dream go like that. Yeah, I but I was like It was my birthday and I rented a studio I rented a studio space with a sound system so we could sing through Les Mis. Love it.

And I said, look, I'm happy to pay for the studio space as long as you pay me back in drinks and everyone did tenfold. How much was the studio space? It was 70 quid for three hours. God, that's good. Which is pretty good. It was a pretty good deal. That's really good.

And I was like, and then I got free drinks. Everyone got you free drinks and that's really good. I paid for nothing. Yeah. But the problem was on that is that I drank quite a lot and your drinks would have been more expensive than that. Yeah. We drank, we drank a lot beforehand because everyone was a bit nervous, truthfully. Oh yeah. Truth be told. And then we drank a lot more in that and I drank wine and I get sloppy on wine. Really? I get sloppy. So then we go and then we went out to the pub. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. I turn around, Katie, Katie, don't look at me, I'm so sad. And it's bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Then it happens. Turn around. I'm like, what's this? Our friend got us a drink. Gin.

I can't do gin. Gin makes me instantly sick. I can't drink gin at all. It's not an allergy. I just borderline needed to get my stomach pumped after an incident with gin and I've never been able to have it since. Any iteration of gin I can't have. Pink gin, fucking the palmar violet kind of gin, I can't fucking stand it. I wouldn't fuck with pink gin. No, no. I had an awful experience on the same. Pink gin, I'm like, the smell of gin and the worst thing is I can taste it when it's gin and lemon. I was quite drunk at this point. I had maybe like a quarter of the gin and I was like, mama's gotta go. Mama's gotta go. And I probably had one of the worst hangovers I've had in

my life. Not as bad as the soiree. But it was close. You were bombing for days. I was so unwell. I was unwell so I couldn't come and I woke up and I heard I was like it was constant peach. I'll be really upset. It was constant be like this on a b day And i'm also like a chunderer Yeah, me too. If i'm gonna be if i'm drunk on a night out i'm not waking up hung over with a headache I'm not hung over headache. I've never had a headache hung over neither of I i'm a vom I'm not a hungover headache girl. I've never had a headache hungover. Neither have I. I'm a vom. I'll vom and feel a lot better. I will chunder and chunder and chunder until I physically can't chunder anymore. Yeah, that's me. And I'm always envious of the people who are sick, who don't get sick and they're like, oh my god

I've never vomited from a night out and I'm like how? That's always me. I always vomit. In a way I kind of like it because then I might get rid of it. Get it gone. Because if it's sat in the tummy I'm like, ow, ow, ow. The Because if it's sat in the tummy I'm like out, out, out. The room's spinning, sat in the tub causing havoc. No, get it out. Get it out now. Get it out. What about you?

Probably the last time is when I went to Cheeky Cheek Ass in Tampa. And I haven't had a, kind of the same for you, I'm quite a lightweight. I hadn't had a drink in a while and I shed a jug, what's it called? Oh, like a margarita. What are they called though? The jugs? Sangria. No, like, they're not part, they're like, Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Shared a jug, like shared a... Oh, oh, not a mixer. Yeah, what are they called? Shared or something. Oh my god, they have them at Wetherspoons. Yeah, pitcher. Pitcher! There we go. Shared a pitcher with this girl. And I probably had six, seven of these things. Yeah, I was like down and down. Oh my god. So pissed stole the

sombrero that was wearing down the street. The owners of the restaurant were like, Madam, Madam, and you're like, Madam, I didn't look back. She went to an expo. I still have the sombrero on six or seven, maybe eight people tried to fling off. I still have the sombrero on six or seven, maybe eight people tried to fling off. I was getting so high rate because I was drunk. I was like, Hey, and then people would hold it. I was like, it's mine. It's all right. Don't steal it to the point like we were sat down for drinks. These guys came over and they were like, can we put some brown? I was like, no. Then when we left, I ran past and with my left hand, because I didn't want it to look at Ike, I was holding on to it. And I knew they tried to grab it and they did. And I

was like, ha ha ha. And then ran and I was like, oh my god. Then I sat on the bus with a sombrero for half an hour trying to get home. Sarah- Oh my god. Ike- Then got home and vomed. I was like, winner! Sarah- There's nothing worse than being like on transport on the way home from a night out. Ike- Oh! Sarah- Drunk. Ike- Oh! worse than being like on transport on the way home from a night out. Oh, drunk. Oh, I had it want my work Christmas do that two years ago. We went to an escape room. Yeah. You just got absolutely

and I got slaughtered. I love getting smashed though. When it's like, God, I haven't got, do you know what I'm next going to get really drunk for? Which I'm really excited is army, Navy did it last year. And yeah, what day is it again? I've got something. I've got it. I've got it. I feel like the 22nd Army Navy match and I got is it Saturday? Yes, then I will also be getting very drunk with you.

I got absolutely smashed because we started at like 10. So I got smashed like to the point I was in the stands cheering on the other team. So obviously Archie's family, our whole army, I was getting so confused. I was cheering on the Navy's got I sat around loads of army people so they were like looking and then I was like, God, everyone's miserable. And I was like, what's going on? Got so smashed, didn't make it past 730. I was sat in spoons, everyone was drinking. I put my head flat on the table. I was like, I really don't feel well. I got me a pizza and I went

home. I remember because I was in Portugal and I was coming home that day. And I remember I got back, I got back at a reasonable hour. I think I got back at like eight o'clock and I heard you like rumbling around and I was like, she back. I had no, I had four cans just on the train. Oh no, at least four or five drinks. And like listeners, you've got to understand, Kitty McNeil. Sometimes when I first met you, I thought you were like doing it for attention. Truthfully, you know, when some people have like a sip of a drink they're like I'm so buzzed like you had like one white claw I was like oh fuck and then I've just no but like you really like you what you're one and done I'm one and done

but I was so on the vibe that I was like go on get another go on get another to the point one of Archie's family friends who was in his 50s I went up to and I said, Do you know who I am? And he went no and I went I'm Shaggyn Archie. What am I doing? And then Archie's correct him was like we are in a relationship and I was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, Shut up. I was so drunk. I was like, Oh my god, go home. Oh my god. I know. About what people used to wear on night out. I love it. Eras. I fucking. Oh my god. We're going on to this next thing about what people used to wear on night out. I love it. Eras. I fucking loved going into this. Okay, so we're going to go from each era.

Yeah. And we're going to do what we would keep or what we would throw away. Yeah. And we're going to write how much of an idiot you would look today if you came into a club wearing these things. Iconic. So I'm going to read the decade. Yeah.

And then I'm going to say all the things then we can depict. Okay. Okay. So 70s. Here we go. People in clubs, sequins, flare trousers, jumpsuits, metallic outfits. Now let me try pronounce properly. Palazzo trousers. Oh yeah. Palazzo trousers. I'll have to search them up. I'm pretty sure like the Mamma Mia things they have layers at the end. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah. And then caftans. Now, oh, I've always wanted a fucking caftan. Sequins, get me in. Easy. Flared trousers. I feel like- Flared jeans, yes. I feel like we could wear flared trousers and pull it off. Yeah, yeah. Jumpsuit 100%, metallic outfits, get the fuck out the room now if you came in in a metallic

jumpsuit on a night out I'd be like idiot yeah idiot yeah I'd be like you look like Patrick Star I yeah literally like I'd be like Spongebob's Patrick I Palazzo trousers you in a Palazzo trousers Palazzo trousers I think would be quite endearing on me would you wear it to a club? I could. I would. I tell you what, I wouldn't wear it as a caftan. How hot is that?

I would love to just wear a caftan around the house. Like a little moody. Yeah, like a little caftan just kind of giving like Shaka Khan, I'm every woman. Oh, love it, love it, love it. Spinning around the house. I think a caftan I could do. The only thing I don't think I could do is the metallic outfit. The Palazzo trousers is a bit of a reach to be honest.

I don't know what I would wear with it and I think people wouldn't take me seriously, but like, hey, we're here for a good time, not a long time. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, so true. Ready for 80s? Yeah. Okay. Oversized blazers with shoulder pads.

Stop it. I actually would vibe with that leather jackets paired with the lace glove Pat Pat Pat come on Madonna Third neon colors get me out the room for leg warmers. If you came in with egg warmers in the night club I die I die I call And the fourth one is what we would do. Off shoulder tops with high waisted jeans. Okay, yeah. Off the shoulder.

That's like giving Sandy from Grease. Off the shoulder. Off the shoulder high waisted. Off the shoulder high waisted, easy fucking piecey. Neon. Neon's a hard one because am I all in neon or is there like, am I wearing like something cute with like a neon accent? Really? I could never wear neon.

The leather with the lace fine wouldn't be my best. I feel like I'd look like a shit Madonna impersonator. And then what was the- Overside blazer with shoulder pads. No, I'd fuck with that. With the shoulder pads? I think I'd try and do a Miley Cyrus and just trying only wear that. Okay, so kind of like get the boobs in the right place. oversized cute little score boots and everyone's like fucking she means business. I can't get over the shoulder

pads. I'm like, I'm not a rugby player. It depends though. It depends what kind of shoulder pads because they can look very chic. The silhouette can be very chic because my mum had a blazer and I remember she used to lend it to me for job interviews when I was younger but it was her and it had shoulder pads in. Oh so cute. And I did quite like it. But it wasn't, was it 80s though? Like was it? It wasn't a huge square but it was like it had shoulder pads that kind of like accented.

Oh, okay. That's not too bad. But like I wouldn't mind doing and I love anything oversized. So like a big oversized Shebang blazer. You're in. I'm in. 90s. Oh, I feel this is kind of a May stage. Okay. Yeah. This denim. Easy. Graphic tees. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Denim. Easy graphic teas. Yeah. Crop tops. Hmm. Bucket hats. And Danas. Yeah. Baggy trousers. Yeah. The only thing I'm wouldn't really fuck with that nowadays is the baggy trousers. I see I wouldn't fuck with the crop tops. Yeah. Okay. I don't know why I used to be a little bit of a crop top for Like if there was if there was a crop top, I'd be wearing it Which are see the denim the graphic tees on the end. I left that. Yeah, I'm down with that Denim skirt and I can wear me. They love a crop top scare me nowadays I don't know why it maybe it makes me feel like, am I trying to be 13? Yeah, don't you mean? Yeah. But it depends, you know, not all crop tops are from Branding

Milk. Oh, like, that was just my... So true. But I literally hate to love that place. How about baggy trousers? Baggy trousers, I wouldn't mind. Like you in a bandana. I've tried... Like a Hawaiian bandana. I've tried to do you know how some girls wear like bandanas in their hair, and it looks really cute What is like a scrunchie? No like they were like bandanas? And it looks really cute like loose like my sister's done it a few times Well, I've tried to do it actually I saw your sister in on the post on that She was great, and it's really cute, and I was like oh my god. Let me try that. I'm so fucking just braxic I don't know how you do it it i can't turn it the right way i literally was

tying it upside down i was like oh i can't be honest anymore oh darling i know woe is me okay and the last one's 2000s oh success low rise jeans paired with a visible thong whoa edge with a visible thong. Whoa. I do not have the confidence. See when you lean down and you see a thong, but when it's pulled up around your hips and it's on show, I'm like, Oh God, you must be getting chafing of the flaps. I do not have the confidence. I do not have the confidence. Also my thongs. I actually had this thought the other day. All my underwear is old and ugly. I'm sorry. I don't have all my, all my underwear. Treat yourself to some new undies. I need new undies. Undies, undies. It's all from like before I was in sick form. Oh darling,

no! It's all like, and that won't do. I need, I don't have any sexy undies. No, that won't do. I know. know right the second bit is Classic Paris Hilton for law tracks soon. Oh I can't now don't think I'd wear ever be seen dead in a club wearing a velour tracks. Oh now Now okay, she's wearing a jammies You be you be loving it if I actually saw someone walk past our flat in a juicy Velour set the diamond to juicy for law set and I know what, fuck me, if I had a better ass, I'd be wearing them. You have to have a really good ass to wear them.

Yeah, if I had a better ass, I would be in that, I think is iconic. I love it. I think in-house iconic. Iconic. Out of house, chubby. It's hard. If I see it, like, someone's wearing like- Out, yeah.

It's a bit- It's not. If I see it like someone's where I'm like, oh, yeah, it's not my preference out in the house. I fucking love it. Oversized two pairings. Love. I love that. I actually thought you in my mind I was what happened to the fucking huge ones? I used to wear those all the fucking time. Yeah, I love them second ones, which I love butterfly clips Love a butterfly clip. Love them. I'm the last diamond taking belt tears. I Know right? Yeah, the only one I can't do is the low rise with a song poking out That's only cuz I'm like I just I'm not me, you know A to the D coming in hard you're watching so

Yeah I'm not- It gives me, you know, A to the D, coming in hard, you go out and watch it, Sophie. And it gives me- Oh, yeah, M to the B! It gives me those big brows, thong up around your fucking hips. I'm like, oh god, pull it down, darling. I just don't have the confidence. I've seen girls, it's like Christina Aguilera, when she did it, she looked fucking incredible. I just like, I don't think if I went out in the club people are going to be like just like Christina Aguilera. No one's like I just don't see that

happening in my mind's eye and I would spend the entire night self-conscious about the fact that my undies are poking out. Undie undies. Well especially my fucking ugly old undies. Oh da darling. I know like pink dotty thong. Oh no. It's not sexy. It's not cute. Out of all of these what you're picking 70s 80s 90s 2000s. I'm going. The only thing that you have to wear in clubs. 90s. Me too. Yeah. That's gonna be my first choice. 90s. 90s. Right. Yeah. Ready for Right, ready for debriefed dilemmas? Dilemma, give it to me. Dilemma, give it to me. Dilemma, give it to me. Dilemma, give it to me.

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So here's why I need to debrief. I'm 18, just turned 18 and I need your advice on something that's been keeping me up at night. So here's the deal. I've never ever been clubbing before. But when I went abroad with my friends last year, we had drinks and one thing led to another and I kind of lied. And I told them I had been clubbing before because I didn't want to seem like the only one who hadn't experienced it yet because they all had fair enough. That white lie. Everyone

is now going out every weekend. And I've been totally that person saying, Oh, sorry, I can't come I have plans or I'm really feeling it or sorry, I can't have to see my mom. Fast forward to now. And I've somehow kept this lie up that I've been clubbing and it's really catching up to me. Oh, a few weeks ago, I told my friends by by accident I'm going to the club for the first time and then shut myself thinking oh my god Then they're all so excited to all go out because I finally agree to go yeah They keep talking about how I'm gonna show them a ropes because I've been before what to wear what to do and honestly I'm terrified. I have no idea what to do I've only ever seen clubs and movies or heard about them from my older sister, but I've never actually experienced it. I'm afraid I'm going to look completely out of my place, especially after pretending to know what I'm doing for so long. I feel like I've built this whole persona about being

cool and outgoing and I'm just not. I know I'm going to be so nervous and probably freeze up when I get there. What if I don't know how to act and what if everyone can tell I'm a total newbie? I'm honestly considering backing out but then my friends would probably be disappointed and I'd have to come up with an excuse. I don't want to be that person who never follows through but I also feel like I'm just setting myself up for disaster. I've heard it's all about confidence but I just don't feel that I have that. I can't really talk to my sister or my mum about it.

I feel like it's too personal so I needed to ask you girls what you think. Oh, no, my little baby. That's so sweet. I remember I was so nervous for my first night out. Yeah, I was me too. I was terrified because I never I never went out underage. Stop. I waited until my 18th birthday. Honestly, you've got better advice for her than I do. Because I, no one would give me their fake ID. I wanted to go, believe me, I wanted to go, but no one would give me my fake ID calling out my sister directly. You're a snake. You're a snake.

Come on, Lucy. But honestly, it's illegal. I'm like, fine. Illegal, schmigel. were a snake. Honestly, it's illegal. I'm like, fine. I would have so we look so similar. I so would have gotten Yeah, but I distinctly remember it was a group of four of us that had all turned 18 in like January, February, March. And for the girl whose birthday it was in March, we went clubbing that weekend. Sarah- Cute love it. And I remember she booked a taxi at like 10. And we like preed and started getting ready at like six. And we had like pizza and we started preeing and we got ready and then we went out in the taxi. And we got into Lola Lowe's in Cambridge, and you see free before 11. Love that. And then we went in and we because she lived kind of out in the sticks, we booked a return taxi, but the taxi wasn't booked until 4am. Love it. Because we were like, well, the club shuts at three

and then we'll get food. So like the taxi can pick us up at four. I was wearing heels and O poly dress. Oh God. And it got to like one in the morning and I was like, I'm tapped out. It was so long. So my advice would be where what's comfortable. If you think all the girls going out clubbing, they're going to want to dress up be like, Oh no, my classic lie would be not that I endorse lying, but I do feel like you've got to, you've got to continue the lie here. Yeah. I would be like, oh, like when I go out, I just wear this. Like it's so much more chill. Do jeans, nice top, trainers.

Yeah. Right. Something that makes you feel comfortable because you're going to be on your feet. Yeah. Sound like a mother. Yeah. Or jeans, nice top and boots. Do not do high heels.

Do not. Or snuffing. At least with boots, you've got a bit more of a stability. Yeah. And there are places to sit in a club usually. Yeah. You could get a drink and sit down. I remember because we started chatting, like there were two of us that really like our feet were killing us. So we started trying to flirt with the guys who had the tables just so we could sit down. Oh my god, that's so cute. But like, yeah, I think I think, as Katie said, go in something that you're comfy and like trousers or jeans and then like, wear a tight top, like a nice little cute top or something and then do boots or trainers.

Don't do heels. Yeah, I think with all the lies in the world not the weak indoors lying I think this is seriously it's not a bad lie no also with you being worried about people thinking of the newbie people are so drunk oh no one cares gonna even think about it no one cares in terms the line though, I would say just try not to keep going with it. Like don't keep going for it saying, oh when I was in this club in London. No, don't dig deep. Don't keep digging deep. Just kind of forget it now. You finally got clubbing, you're going clubbing now. Right, move forward with that. Just have

a good time, focus on being with your friends and if your friends are looking to you, just be like, oh my god, like, and you can still like, if you're like, Oh my God, I'm a bit nervous tonight, because I'm with you guys, that you can say how you're feeling and like, it's all going to be fine. Just take it easy. Enjoy, go to spoons, have a little pray. And don't put pressure on it. Like don't book the taxi for four. No, don't. Just see how you go, because if you do for one, then you might love it and wanna stay to four. If you do for four, you might hate it and just be there for half an hour.

So let's just play it by ear, then get an Uber, split an Uber altogether. That's normal, just get an Uber. Don't get back on a bus in your heels or your boots. Get in an Uber, get all the girls to split it. That's normal, that's what everyone does. No one just buys Uber, let's split it. Or if you're like, I'll get the Uber, then someone could get the chips off. Yeah. Some food. You'll be absolutely fine. You're not doing anything illegal. No.

You're with your friends who love you. Just try now sway away from the line. Yeah, just focus on having a good time. So enjoy that. Yeah. Enjoy it together. Yeah. Yeah. How exciting. I love it. Right. Are we ready? I'm ready. Okay. I've got one. I've got one. Okay. I'll ping pong you. Okay. Yeah. Mine is related to the topic. Oh specific dress codes. Yeah. I would rather even though I find Archie's summer festival theme challenging. I can't wait to hear Sattler's response to this. I literally I thought it was the Dalai Lama. I literally what the fuck am I meant to wear? Even a ball cap of sandals. I literally like what the fuck but he's given a theme he's doubled down on it. I just have to research what the theme exactly is because I'm not

100% sure. But to be honest, you could do anything. Yeah. Because with surrealism, you take it anywhere you want. Yeah. Like disco balls, so sequence or you know that mess that's kind of swirling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So I'm vibing. But when someone's like, I'm gonna have a birthday thing, it's gonna be at this bougie place. Dress whatever you want. No, no. They come in what you're comfortable in. No, I don't want to come to what I'm comfortable in is my pajamas. Exactly. Exactly. Comfortable in my tartan jammies. Yeah. My debrief top. So tell me what I need to come in. If they're like jeans and a nice top, I've got the vibe. Perfect.

If they're like, no, we're going dressy. I'll be a nice top boots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dress maybe a little jacket over the top. If it's black tie, tell me it's black tie. Tell me, don't let me come in jeans. Don't be like, oh, it's you know. Who's that weirdo in jeans? I'm like, you said to come comfy. Yeah.

And it's like you're either overdressed or underdressed and it's a horrible feeling either way. Completely. Yeah. What's your, are you ready? Yeah. People in a club who are drunk, but they say, I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm like, darling, we can see how you can say it. We can say your eyes,

your eyes are not even this way. And they're like, I'm not drunk. I'm like, oh, it makes me fucking howl. It makes me I want to think you're sloppy. Archie's Archie's actually a big criminal of this. When he will say I'm not drunk, but he blinks his eyes and then he also loves to stick his tongue out and as soon as he sticks his tongue out, I'm like it's time to go home. I'm like we've got to go. Time for you to go home now. I think it's time for bed.

Off you go. He's like fine, I'm fine. I'm like you're not. We need to go. It's the end of time, okay? It's the end. Should we question? Yeah. Okay.

Should we question? Yeah. I am serious. And I'm silly. So mine is if you had to express yourself with one item of clothing for the rest of your life, what would it be? So something that would show your personality, how you would choose to express yourself and what you love to wear in one item of clothing. Oh my God, that's really hard. Maybe a jacket? Yeah, you have really good jackets.

Because I'm thinking of that black fluffy one with the fluffy colour and fluffy that. That's quite cute. That's adorable. Then even my jacket from Damson Madder with the little bows. It's cute. That's adorable. Then even my jacket from Damned some Madder with the little bows. It's cute. That's me kind of like spring cue. Yeah. And then my long like beige one is like slick.

So maybe jacket and also it can go over outfits. Yeah. If the rest of my outfit is shit at least I've got a cool jacket. Yeah, absolutely. I completely get you. Yeah. My silly, silly question is if you could yeah What would you get for free? Okay? This is every night out. Okay. Oh

Drinks you could every drink you have you got free, but you couldn't get for others. Yeah, if you're like guys I'm gonna get the drinks And everyone's like all around some Katie. No be free would be okay. Okay, so all your drinks are free. Yeah. One. The after food. So the Big Bap, cheesy fries, the McNuggets or the hangover cure. So the hangover cure could be a Joe and the Juice smoothie. The hangover cure could be a pedicure. The hangover cure. But I'm going to give a budget of like 50 quid. So you can't be like fly to Guam very nice. I think, go on holiday. I think I'm gonna have to say drinks. I think genuinely the reason that I like the dependent on how hard I go on a night out is dependent on how much money is in my bank account. And also what time it is in the month.

Yeah. It's like a period. No. I'm like dollar dollar. Yeah. So at the end of the month, I'm like more please. Yeah, please. Please.

So I think I would go free drinks any day of the week. I just have to be a selfish cunt and be like, sorry, no rounds on me. Not for you. Honey, you got to pay for yourself by getting for free. Yeah, I what would you pick drinks drinks? Oh for sure free apparel spritz on every night. She's very generous on a night out like always keeps me like Defied so I'd be good if I could say oh mine are free. Yeah, and then he's like then he'd be benefiting as well Thanks darling. Yeah Right guys Have I love have a great Monday.

I love you all, have a great week, and we can't wait to hear from you. Yeah, have a great week, love you, bye. Bye. I've got a rebel soul. I've got a rebel soul. I've got a rebel soul. I've got a rebel soul I've got a rebel soul