The Debrief - Sorry….Wrong Chat | The Debrief Podcast

Episode Date: June 3, 2024

Welcome back to The Debrief! This week we are discussing all things wrong texts! We read and address some of your hilarious stories all about sending and receiving the wrong texts. As always be sure to email: [e-mail] or give us a DM @the.debriefpodcast. Have an amazing week,Lots of love,K+K xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Debrief. It's Monday again. In the studio. Feeling fine. And the sun is shining in the sky. There ain't a cloud in sight. I actually think we should do a riff off one time because I think we've got quite good references.

I think that would work really, really well. Didn't we used to do riff offs on the trampoline? Yeah, and it was palpable. I got pretty good at it. Not to scare you. Not to set you on edge. Not to intimidate you, but I'm very good at them.

Like in the box. Ready to go did the rough offs get made up from Pitch Perfect or were they made up before that I feel like

it was Pitch Perfect yeah if not Glee maybe they did it on Glee but I don't I feel like Pitch Perfect like originated it god wasn't Glee great

so good I learned so much from Glee yeah like not even just like technicalities through the musical ability yeah through songs but also from like i i have my first like know what a homosexual relationship was yeah i said oh my gosh that's amazing i know it's i thought i thought glee was really good in the

sense of it showed so much i love great it wasn. It wasn't like, as much as I love it, High School Musical, well, it was all one thing. No, yeah. No, they covered real topics. Yeah, they covered real topics. Covered real topics. Quit getting pregnant. Right.

I will never hate Glee. I will never hate Glee. I will never hate Glee. I haven't actually admittedly watched past season four. I found, no, season five, I found it too hard. How many seasons are that? Six. I watched the last two episodes of season six. I wanted to see the finale, admittedly watched past season four i found no season five i found it too hard but how many

seasons are that six i watched the last two episodes of season six i wanted to see the finale but i just thought it's not the same without finn no it's not it's not the same and it's so sad it was really sad yeah but i do like i've recently started re-watching it and i was i'm obsessed oh i love it yeah i love it so's so good. Right, tell me your mantra for this week. My mantra is I am ready for whatever comes my way. Oh, lovely jubilant. I'm ready. I'm like a goalkeeper. You're trying to get the ball past me, fucking dickheads.

Batting it back. Catch it. Like you were volleyball. Yeah. Oh my god, guys. We played volleyball, guys. We played volleyball. And to say Katie pulled through. Bit of an overstatement. Something we wouldn't God, guys. We played volleyball, guys. We played volleyball. And to say Katie pulled through. Bit of an overstatement. Something we wouldn't say, actually. Yeah, yeah.

Actually, no one would say that. No one said that, actually. Poor Katie. The enthusiasm was there. It brought me right back to school. It was like, you know, in Friends where Rachel and Ross keeps going, go far, go far. Yeah, yeah.

She's like, do I have to keep? Yeah, yeah, go far. Actually, we said, Peach,, do I have to keep... Yeah, yeah, go far. Actually, we said, Peach, come forward. I said, just get at the net and bat it. Bat it down. That was high estimations of me. No batting happened. No.

Just squealing. I get a bit scared of the ball hitting in my face. Yeah. I don't like ball sports. Yeah. And this reminds me exactly of rounders and they'd be like casey go far and like i'd be at the other end of the school field sat down they'd be like good game yeah they'd be like fantastic i'm honestly terrible but like i'm there for moral support

make me an umpire so tell me why your mantra for this week i feel like i want to i feel like i'm prepared yeah i feel like i'm ready yeah i feel like'm prepared I feel like I'm ready I feel like any challenges oh I'm that kind of girl who sorts it out quickly easy it's always what do they say ain't no stress give the busy person the job

yeah get it done yeah efficient yes no problem is too big absolutely not easy peasy

no easy peasy light work squeezy yeah lovely what's your mantra my mantra this week is my mistakes are forgivable as i have the courage to admit them oh now this is one to do with the episode

for this week yeah which we'll get onto later but i feel everyone makes mistakes everyone always makes mistakes yeah no one is perfect at all so to be able to move forward from mistake yeah you have to hold your hands up yeah okay it's worse if you make the mistake go so hard and say no i didn't know i didn't know yeah yeah and they're like you did you know just admit you did it yes and then i felt if you have the courage to do that then people see you as human and they see that you can move on. Yeah. And I always think that's so reassuring.

People can forgive mistakes. Of course they can. Yeah. You're human. You'll make a mistake. Let's move on from this. Well done for admitting it. Yes.

It's more respectful. It's like respectable. I feel like, I'm like, oh, I heard you called me a slag and they went, yeah,

I did. Sorry. Yeah. And then you're like, okay, there's no going back now. It's quite underwhelming. Actually, when people admit to what they've done. You're like, oh, yeah, okay.

I think in a way that's quite good. Yeah, absolutely. I would much rather someone make a mistake, whether it's like in my personal or professional life, and be like, I've done this. I shouldn't have. I'm sorry. Yes. Oh, that's all right. Thank you for telling me.

It's awareness. I always feel way more appreciative. Yes. You know, when they've told me. So my mistakes are forgivable. Love that. As I have the courage to admit them.

Yes. Hold me hands up. Cuff me. Cuff me, guys. Cuff me. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to make mistakes.

Plot twist. Which goes on to my song. Yeah. Watch the song. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days everybody knows what what i'm talking about everybody gets that way nobody's perfect nobody's perfect hannah bloody montana oh and there's always an appropriate use for that like you can never play that song and

it not put you in a good mood like it is is a sensational tune. Such a good tune, isn't it? Such a good tune. Some stays, stays. Everybody has those days. Everybody knows what I'm talking about. Everybody has that way. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, no, we smashed that. We smashed that. My song is... Who's afraid of little old me? Well, you should be. You should be. Who's afraid of little old me? Taylor Swift.

Oh, okay. From her new album, The Tortured Poets Department. Oh, it's a new one, is it? It's a banger. Is it? Yeah, it's so good. You're always quite good with getting hot off the press, too. Yeah, I've got my ear to the ground.

You've got your ear to the ground. Oh, I'm listening. I'm listening out for the hits, really. Who's afraid of little old me? Who's afraid of little old me? It's about being underestimated, always being a nice person, and then it's being like, who's afraid of little old me? Well, you should be.

You should be. That's your song. Yeah, I'm like... That's your song. It's like, don't take the piss of me. Don't take the bleeding piss. No, don't mess me around. Yeah, otherwise I'll play this song.

I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll get you. I love that one. It's a really good one. I really, really like that. That's great. It's great.

Right, so this week our... Recommendation. Recommendation is we recently went to Summer Social Summer Social yes big gathering in London love it

it's all like of course the weather's beautiful the drinks are flowing yes everyone's in their lovely summery outfit yes I feel like it's a really good event

look rugby does occur but girls do not be distressed okay if anything there are fit men you anything, be excited. Be excited, you know? And they all drink afterwards.

All drink afterwards. So there's an opportunity for the singles to network. To network, thank you. You were getting my mind. Yeah. So I would definitely go. Recommend going. Yeah.

I think it's a really exciting thing to do in summer. Also, if you're new to London, and you need to find like a group of yeah it's so good for that you want to kind of socialize go to the summer socials held in london it's always gorgeous in the summer yeah the sun is shining everything's fun there's a few rugby matches so there are a few things to talk about yeah but equally there's music going on so it is like a little festival it's so good yeah good cheap like the tickets are fairly cheap so i would definitely recommend going.

Yes, absolutely. Let's debrief. Okay, so this week we are talking all things texting messages. So we have all been in a situation where we've received a message that we weren't supposed to. Or we've sent a message to someone who we weren't supposed to as well. So this week we're going to talk about all the in-betweens. We're going to talk about people's experiences of the texts they've sent, texts they've received, our own experiences and some dilemmas to finish off.

One hundred percent. So before we start anything, let's discuss, have you ever received a message you weren't supposed to? Or have you ever had a time where you have sent a message that you weren't supposed to to someone else? I have definitely. The one thing that sticks out to me, this was like a few years ago. I was in a group chat with a few girls. And one of the girls was really fucking me off. And it was on snapchat i remember at the time and i went to go message my friend who i was messaging who's also

in the group chat being like sarah sarah is fucking me off like she's so annoying could she be more annoying like it's truly and i sent it to the group chat you did not you did not because they were like right underneath each other. And I was like... It's such an easy mistake. I was like, are you sorry about that? It's such an easy mistake

when you're like tippy-tappy typing between two chats. Terrible. And then what happened because of that? Terrible. And then it kind of like...

And I was like, oh my God. Did you delete the message? You can't. On Snapchat group chats, you can't delete the message. Oh, I didn't know that. So I was literally like,

oh, fuck. So then I was like, oh God, oh, sorry, ha can't delete the message. Oh, I didn't know that. So I was literally like, oh, fuck. So then I was like, oh, God. Oh, sorry. Ha ha ha. Just kidding. No, you didn't. Yeah. And then they were like, oh.

Did she, did Sarah respond? No, the chat kind of then died. And I was like, oh. But girl, you were supposed to message. Did you then message her being like, I was supposed to send that to you? And she was like, what the fuck? I was like, oh, God. like oh god it was horrible i felt awful how did you deal with that

i felt so awful but weirdly it kind of didn't really get brought up like when when i saw sarah inevitably like she was didn't say anything good i would have and i was like like what's that about i was like hey that is so easily done yeah just like quick, like, what's that about? I was like, hey. That is so easily done. Yeah. You're just like, quick text, like, God, she's a bitch. Yeah. And you're like, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. I was only testing the waters. Just kidding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. JK. I'm a male dog, eh? Yeah. And I love my dogs.

Yes, yes. It's the recovery. Yes. It's the recovery. It's the scramble. Oh, well, I was supposed to send that text. Oh, do you scramble?

Oh, I scramble. Did you? Yeah, for sure. For sure. What about, well, I was supposed to send that text. Oh, do you scramble? Oh, I scramble. Did you? Yeah, for sure. For sure. What about you? So I was thinking, I can't remember like a specific time. I know I definitely have. Yeah.

I can't remember a specific time of sending texts, but I definitely received texts from people I don't know. Oh. So that's how like the biggest experience I had. Oh my God. So when we were at Mountview. Yeah. Oh.

And Archie and I started like getting together yeah we started to receive the weirdest texts from an anonymous source i will get there later yeah i remember the first time it happened i was sat on the sofa in no no yeah we were in our flat so me katie and a group of our friends were all sat in our flat watching a film archie was in the flat opposite yeah he comes running through and says girls what the fuck like who sent this message and we're all like what are you talking about he sent he received a text um saying something like along the lines of leave kit alone she's not interested or leave kit alone don't go near her along those lines anyway we all were like oh my god like who is that and then he thought it was one of ours yeah because he thought you and my close friends probably would be like oh stop obsessing over her leave yeah yeah like as a joke right who is it who is it yeah yeah no everyone

was like i swear like i did not send this we all show our phones like no one sent it of course I didn't send it yeah we're like this is really strange so we were like look up the number yeah look up to see who sent it we look up the number and we find on google it's an anonymous texting app fuck that you download like well I should I don't know but you go on to this texting thing and you somehow can send a message you have to pay i remember oh my god you have to pay i forgot that bit you have to pay that was the way that was the lamest bit of it all you had to pay to send this message yeah to a person yeah to be anonymous so he could not get traced back to you but no he completely forgot that to pay to pay to send this text.

Anyway, we were all like, it's really weird. Now, we had our suspicions, okay? Yeah. My first suspicion was it was my ex-boyfriend. I, that is still a possibility, yeah. Then we had another suspicion. Anyway, this kept going on and escalating. It was crazy. Escalating, escalating, escalating.

A few days later, get a text from from the anonymous source saying don't trust archie he's not good for you and i was just like what is going on like we were putting pieces like jigsaw pieces together we were like is it because there was a girl that was interested in him yes yeah admitted she was in love with him yeah i thought is it maybe her like yeah her meddling but then we thought, is it her? It may be her. Like, it could be her meddling. But then we thought it could be my side, like it could be my ex, because we'd just like broken up.

Yeah. So it was really confusing. Anyway, this continues. This doesn't just stay in halls. Oh, no. Archie and I went to Durham, because my sister was at Durham at the time. Yeah.

And this was the first time Arch met my parents about three years ago now yeah in May it was like May three years ago Archie meets my parents in Durham and this is like the first time we're sat having a dinner in Spags shout out to Spags in Durham best Italian food we're sat around. I get a text message again. Again, this is not just in halls. We've left London. Yeah. I get a text message saying, check his phone.

Oh my God. And I'm like, I obviously don't respond. Yeah. Check his phone. Yeah. Anyway, I look over Archie's phone to see what he's doing. Yeah. I'm like, oh my God, what is going on?

Yeah. He has a Snapchat like this, like the same time I got sent. He opens the Snapchat. Like, you know when you can slide on the Snapchat? Yeah. He slid on the Snapchat. And obviously at that moment, I got the text, check his phone. I just looked over.

He was on his phone. I was like, what is going on? He slid on the Snapchat and it was a video of a naked woman doing things to herself fuck the video had no photo like that who was it from face you can like a random again random snapchat you couldn't see the face so you couldn't see yeah yeah woman's face or anything like that but i remember feeling inside like you've just met my parents yeah what the fuck is going on yeah we need to find out who this is yeah because this is getting way too far this is crazy this person was determined for a good few

months to like break you guys break us up because it wasn't just don't trust him like leave kids you know it's really specific then it was like trying to get me to believe that he was cheating on me yeah yeah it was so skilled check his phone boom he gets a snapchat of a naked woman oh he slides on it and I'm like

poor Archie he shot himself he was like oh my god oh my god like I would never do it like I don't even know who this is

you can check my phone oh bless you I was like I got this ridiculous message but of course like we're at our dinner how did they know that was a specific moment that could did they know this yeah that could

have fucked us over yeah that you guys were together so that's the only time like i really really had an experience of an anonymous text that was crazy like getting texts from someone i don't know and in an interesting like way that was someone was trying to send us those texts it wasn't like they didn't mean to no they were out for out for you guys i'm like get a glass that was so lame but then i literally like we still don't really know who it was there are two people we think it could be but it's definitely between the two of them that girl or the boy but i feel like it i feel like it was i think it was that girl because i feel like your i feel like your ex could potentially still be doing it.

Yeah. Yeah. You know? And also, the girl had both of our numbers. My ex didn't have Archie's number. Yes, that was what ruled them out eventually. How would he get his number? How could he get Archie's number?

Yeah. So that's the only thing. That was wild. I know. So we asked the debrief to tell us the strangest text messages they've received by accident, all the ones that they have sent by accident. And here are some hilarious answers that they sent through. So I loved it. Tell me. This is one of my favorites. It was my first day of my new job, my first big girl job. So I was super nervous, got there early. So went for a

coffee and immediately thought i was going to shit my pants so i texted my girlfriend oh my god nearly shat myself in this cafe but instead i realized i sent it to my new boss who i was yet to be introduced to oh my god i would die i would die I would die nearly shat myself in the cafe and he's like apparently he reacted on whatsapp

with the like laughing emoji oh god good banter good banter good banter good banter this girl said I received a text

from a guy I was dating saying I can't wait to see you later and make love to you all night dot dot dot I wasn't seeing him that evening. Fucking hell!

No, seriously, as a single woman, can you imagine dating a guy, let's say, for the last two months? Yeah. You've been on, like, consecutive dates every, like, fortnight. Yeah. And you're like, God, this could be really something. You get a text from him saying, I can't wait to shag you later. I can't wait to, like, you know, I can't wait to shag you later i can't wait to like you know i can't wait to come see you in edinburgh and you're like i don't live in edinburgh

gut puncher that would feel oh that would annoy me so much that would annoy me so i received this from a colleague been thinking about you bending me over all day oh my god and it wasn't did you imagine i've seen that and she was i i think yeah you would have to take you would die that from someone say our male friend yeah if he texted me saying like i've been thinking that all day but he meant to say it to someone else oh i'd laugh oh i would you wouldn't be able to live it down if it's someone you know i would like have fun with that oh yes 100 i feel like with a work colleague you're just like do you say anything like it's the people who respond i'm like hilarious the funniest thing i don't know

whether it's best to either if you're on whatsapp delete the message yeah or just to leave it kind of hanging because deleted messages are so ominous and also they can see what like they might not have read it might not have said they've read it but they could have seen on the phone because i've had a i had a friend who had a huge argument um with their boyfriend oh my god go on and it was really heated over the phone they hang up and she wakes up in the morning and there are a bunch of deleted messages on whatsapp from her boyfriend and you're thinking what did you say that you felt so guilty about that you deleted it that's why i don't like deleted messages on

whatsapp like really because then i feel like it would be worse because you're like what the fuck did you say it is worse because it's like a bunch like are you being that petty like boom boom boom boom boom boom all these texts oh and you deleted them and you deleted them what are you saying let's break up i can't yeah yeah i'm cheating on you anyway yes my mind would go wild oh my god someone said to me, someone wrote in, it wasn't a text, it was an email that I received from my boss, emailing his boss saying, for what reason shall we say we're firing her? I'm not being funny, but you'd have to go into that meeting and be like, so what did you come up with? Oh God, that's horrible technology man like text emails you can get screwed over oh my god honestly did you see that there was a tiktok i have to show it to you yeah this girl that sent her boss an email and accidentally attached three

photos of her on the toilet with her dog in between her trousers. Oh, my God. You know when you sit on the loo and your pet's like, sit in your trousers. No, no, no. She made and attached three photos. Oh, my God, that is so embarrassing. And they responded like,

responded like, thank you, but next time please double check before you send. Did he? Even worse, even worse. That's even worse, double check before you send even worse even worse even worse double check before you send oh because if they play along then i'm like that's funny i am so embarrassed but double check before you send pictures of the dog in her trousers i'm dying dog's like hey oh so funny i have one i texted miss you so much my sweets initially meant for my best friend and accidentally sent it to my best friend's brother. Oh my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's so embarrassing. Miss you so much, my sweets. Miss you so much, my sweets. And he's like, well, maybe he's like, oh. Or he's like, oh. Yeah, you could have started a romance. Yeah, you could have.

Imagine doing that to our friend's brother missed you so much my sweet and he was like okay yeah okay fabulous so I'd be so I would be so what's the word

to Lulu that I'd be like they're in love with me they've been in love with me for years it was from the subconscious they knew they were sending it to me it was from the start from the start someone said i sent my boyfriend a text saying any chance of a long hard spanking when you get home i accidentally sent it to my work group chat

the chat's amazing what's that and i was typing quickly between the both what am i supposed to do um any chance of a long hard spanking when you get home it's on the group chat and they're all like I won't but I think Andrew would give it a go they're like yeah if you hit this month's target maybe oh my god that's terrible

that is terrible so my mum was sending a text to my dad after he did a food shop and said, for God's sakes, how could you forget

the fucking parsnips? And she accidentally sent it to her boss. I'm like, that's a nice, tame one. Yeah, that's not too bad. I'd be like... See, for God's sakes,

how can you forget the fucking parsnips? And your boss get that. He would be like... Good ban. Good ban. He wasn't meant to send that to someone else. Yeah.

But it's the ones that could be true. You know, like, I've missed you so much. Or like, any chance for spanking? Or like, I've been thinking of you bending it. Like, oh God. Terrible. But the parsnips, it's like, oh, well, we don't have to.

We can laugh that off. Okay, someone said, I once received a text message from an unknown number saying, get on the bed and take off your clothes. I'm almost home. As I had no relationship at the time, I replied back saying, who's this? Sure.

But can I see what you look like at least? I never got a response. Oh my God. Hilarious. I love the fact that they responded like, yeah, look, I'd be down, but... I'll get everything out. Let me see what I'm working with.

Let me see what I'm working with. So I know what lingerie to put on. Oh my God, hilarious. You got any more? Yeah, so I received a text from my friend. So for reference, my name is Amy. Okay. Oh, let's call her Amy.

So I received a text from my friend saying, OMG, Amy is getting on my last nerve. She is so self-centered. I'd be fuming. If I got a text from you being like, fucking Pete, he's just fucking pissing me off. Katie is on my last fucking nerve. I have to go to the cinema with her on Sunday

and I'm like, can you imagine? Right? It's the inner circle that scares me. Terrible. Yeah. Terrible.

What did you always say to me that like really stuck with me? I've never thought of it before. You said, if you think they'll talk about, if you think they'll talk about it. Oh, if you think you'll be

the topic of conversation when you leave the room, they aren't your friends. Love that. I love that. Yeah, I saw that was Jessie J. I love that. And I've always thought of it ever since. Like I'm like, and to me, that's really distinguished who my close friends are. Yeah.

So I'm like, they wouldn't. Yeah, she wouldn't. Yeah, exactly. This is kind of a similar one. But I once got a text from an unknown number saying, Oh God, I think she's insufferable i can't live with her after meeting two strangers who didn't know each other either about all living together oh to this day i wonder which one of them sent her and who they were talking about me or her No, drive me mad.

I'd have to ask. Oh, I would want to know. Yeah, I would want to know. Please just tell me. Is it me? Was it me? Was it me? Go on.

Go on. Yeah, tell me. Oh my God, hilarious. What do you think is worse? Sending one that you're not supposed to or receiving one that is about you? I think sending one. I would rather receive one about me

than send one. Yeah. Oh, actually, the guilt. I think sending one. I would rather receive one about me than send one. Yeah. Because I'd feel awful. I would feel so bad. Oh God, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Right, so now we're going to go on to debrief dilemmas. Yes. As always, we've asked the debriefers to send in their

dilemmas about the whole mistakes of texts being received and texts being sent. So we've got some interesting dilemmas. This one is so fucking funny. Oh God.

And quite close to one that you mentioned earlier. Okay, amazing. Oh. I don't know. I genuinely don't know how we're going to depict this though.

Okay. Hey girls, really need to debrief as I'm not sure how to recover from this. I think I've lost it. I've really messed up and I'm currently so embarrassed. I don't know how I can return from this. So, context. I've been seeing my dream man.

I have full-on Bridget Jones been in love with him for seven years oh slow burn seven years seven years seven years in love oh my god it makes me imagine i'm like can you imagine finding out that someone is in love with you for seven years and they never told you it's like the rest of rachel ross being like i've been in love with you since high school like being in love with you for that much it's like whoa i know so i knew i never could have him as he was married however two years ago he got divorced and i still didn't mention my feelings because quite frankly i knew what his wife looked like and didn't think i would ever be his type oh she was a god ass oh oh anyways i gave him some time and never said anything about it yeah but dot dot dot last week he asked me on a date oh my yes yes he did yes he did you know what i love though it's my toxic trait it's like being married but people still fancy me on a date for this Wednesday. Yes, he did. Yes, he did.

Do you know what I love though? It's my toxic trait. It's like being married, but people still fancy me. I love that. I love that. It's so flattering being fancied. Oh my God,

you fancy me for that long? Yeah. I love it. Okay, he asked me on a date. I'm leaving the company. Okay, so they on a date. I'm leaving the company. Okay, so they must work together. I'm leaving the company to a new job. So it's all professional and in no way inappropriate.

Fabulous. He said he'd have wanted to ask for a long time, but didn't want to be unprofessional. So now is a perfect time. Now, girls, when I say he is out of my league, I'm not being modest. Oh, no. He is full-on Bradley Cooper, Ryan Gosling hot.

Oh. Oh. I'm sure he is. Yeah, but don't do yourself down. Don't put that in your mind. Yeah. Don't say that to yourself. Now, here's where the error comes. Keep in mind my love I've had for him for seven years

and my infatuation and not my dream has come true yeah i have quite a quite disgusting but i think i'm using habit with my best friend every time we go for a number two yeah we take a funny selfie doing it oh we don't shoot any photos of the actual you-know-what, but we do pull funny faces on the toilet as if we're pushing one out. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I actually feel sad.

I feel sick. Oh, God. I have accidentally sent him a message yesterday night after having a roast with my friend of me on the toilet, pulling a face, saying, that roast has gone right through me. Oh, God! Girls, he hasn't responded.

Oh, no! He hasn't read it. No, no, no. I am humiliated. No. I tried to delete it, but he saw and didn't reply. No. What should I do?

No. Who? I am. What should I do? A girl who was completely embarrassed and who have might have lost the love of her life. Can I recover from this? Please keep me anonymous. I'm so embarrassed.

Love you, babe. Oh, God. Oh, God. Now, hey, this will be a great speech at your wedding this will be a great I think this is salvageable I think you have to message

and be a bag and be like that actually wasn't I'm genuinely mortified I'm so so sorry that was I'm sorry but that roast have gone straight to

and she sent a photo of her like it's the red receipt pushing it's like red pushing the poo and it was a selfie he might have thought it was something She sent a photo of her like... It's the red receipt. Pushing. It's like red. Pushing the poo. And it was a selfie. He might have thought it was something.

Oh, like she was trying to be like... Oh, God. And she was on the toilet making a face, pushing one out. I... Now, now, now, I know... Do you think she... If I came to you saying that I'd done'd done this i i don't i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know do you know what this is the first time ever i don't know what to advise

i think what do you think i think you message him and be like oh oh, shit. I'm like... Maybe not that word. Not that word. Be like, oh my God, I'm mortified. That was not meant for you. That was meant for my friend. And I've just realized I've sent it to you.

And if he doesn't respond to that, it might be time of death. I think Katie's right that you need to address it. You can't leave it hanging in the air. You can right that you need to address it. You can't leave it hanging in the air. You can't just leave it in the ether. You can't.

Also, I know he's seen it, but you could still delete it. Yeah, delete it and then be like, oh my God, so sorry. Yeah. I think that's the only way. Because don't leave it

because he could go back and look at it and then, and he could be like, I was fucking, she's giving me the air. You don't, but you don't,

he could have found it I was fucking, she's giving me the air. You don't, but you don't, he could have found it in Deering. Oh God. I don't know how he could have found it. Yeah, he could have found it, you know. I think you need to see what Casey had. Yeah,

yeah. Address it. No, delete it. Yeah. Then address it. And then I'm afraid it's up to him. Yeah.

The ball is well and truly in his court there. Because he bought two days to your date now, because her date's on Wednesday to him. Yeah, the ball is well and truly in his court there. Because you've got two days to your date now, because her date's on Wednesday. Okay, yeah, you've got to address it. But you need to just be on best form on Wednesday. Yeah. And don't address the text from when I...

Would you? Unless he does. If Wednesday goes ahead, would you address the text? If he did. If he did. If he was like, oh, yeah, got you to text, I'd be like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I'd be so embarrassed.

But you can charm your way out of it better in person, I think. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Okay. Good luck. Yes. Good luck.

Oh, my God, that poor Bridget Jones. Bless her. Bridget Jones moment. Right. Tell me what your dilemma is. Mine is, hi, girlies. Hope you're well. So I've got a bit of an awkward dilemma and I'm hoping you can help.

Me and my boyfriend, let's call him Adam, have been seeing each other for around eight months. Okay. He is super lovely, but personally for me, it's just not working out. I sent him a message asking to meet up and he freaked out asking what was wrong. Are we breaking up, etc. That's not a shame. What's the matter? Where are you going?

So I left it for a moment composed my thoughts and responded i just want to have a chat it's not really working for me anymore weirdly he didn't respond and i felt awful thinking he'd taken it pretty badly so you can only imagine my surprise when my best friend of 10 years texts me saying thank god you feel the same we're just not the same people anymore. I've been trying to phase you out for months. Lol. Girls, I'm heartbroken. Not only have I failed to break up with my boyfriend,

I've accidentally broken up with my bestie. Is this friendship worth salvaging? I feel truly heartbroken over this. What do I do? Oh, darling, I'm so so sorry what was the text you sent again i mean to reflect thank god you feel the same no sorry she just said i just want to have a chat it's not really working for me anymore oh my love i've been trying to phase you out for months my heart would break if i sent that to you in your life. Oh, thank God.

Thank God. Oh, my God. I thought you didn't like me. Oh, God, I'd feel horrendous. Oh, I'm so sorry. No, you don't deserve that. You do not deserve that in slightest. No.

My first thing I would say, though, is obviously I understand you would have been thinking, well, I still got my girls when you break up with him yeah don't stay with him now just because you don't have yes yeah no because you still didn't want him no you still had the intention to break up yeah you still had the intention oh I'm really sorry I know oh my and Susan gets some fucking balls, bitch. Yeah, come on. You've been facing me like that for months. Yeah, oh, come on. Get a grip, woman. Lol. Lol, don't lol me.

Fucking, that's pathetic. Yeah, don't lol at me. That's really shit. And also, darling, would you want a friend who sent you a text saying, thank God, I've been trying to do this for months. Lol. Nothing lol about it, actually. Nothing fucking funny.

Do you know what? This is your, do you know what actually yeah this is hot girl summer hot girl summer this is it let's make some new girlfriends exactly let's embrace womanhood yes let's enjoy each other's company yes push each other up and let's just feel so confident in who we are as women 100 surround yourself with great new friends yeah have a summer romance you don't need these people in your life no no you don't saying that i can understand if you've had a 10-year friendship my god it's like you and i being 28 and me being like oh we need to chat and you're like thank god God. Yeah. Bless her. But to be honest, she's a fake friend.

Yeah, I think this has happened for a reason. Everything happens for a reason. I think someone's looking out for you here. Well done. Yeah. My advice. Everything happens for the reason. Yeah. And although at the moment you're like, what?

I feel heartbroken. I've lost him and her. Yeah. You never needed them anyway. Exactly. You got yourself. There's a reason you're losing them. Because something better's coming along. Exactly. Do you know what? You want to have real anyway. Exactly. You got yourself. There's a reason you're losing them. Because something better is coming along.

Exactly. Do you know what? You want to have real friends. You want to have true, honest, trustworthy friends. Yeah. Oh, just, but to feel this friend has been lying to you. Oh, I feel the same. I know, bless you.

Off you go, then, love. Yeah. Off you go. Off you pop. I mean, I would advise, if she means a lot to you, yeah, I would advise meeting up with her and just being like, you know, is this something I've done or is this something we can work through

or are you just feeling we need to go our separate ways? You know, you had that with a friend where you were just very different people and you went your separate ways. Yeah, yeah. You know, because I think if it was in our situation, I would need to see you. Yes. I'd be like, like oh my god i couldn't just be like see ya you know it's all well and good you and i've been like it's for the universe and stuff but no you need

some closure yes yeah 100 i think then just text her and be like oh my god i would do you know what i would do do you know what i actually would do i would admit that that text wasn't meant for her. Yes. Yeah, I would. And say, oh, my God. Or something like, oops, dot, dot, dot. I actually was meant to send that to Brian. We're not in a good place at the moment. But would love to sort this. But would love to have a chat with you as clearly you feel that we're not in a good place.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I would have a chat with her yeah good luck with yeah good luck how many eggs do you have i've got one i've got two oh and i'm afraid only one of them is to do with text and the context and one of them is it's something that you experienced today oh brilliant okay let me ping pong you okay so my first one i'll do the text someone who hides their texts what you're doing oh and they're like a bit yeah there's someone's next to you and you're just like oh my god one of my favorite things about katie is katie oh we'll look at your time i will it doesn't matter who you are it doesn't matter if you're her friend, if you're not her friend,

if you know her, you don't know her. She will read your text. She'll literally look over, no shame, and scan your text. And I love, sometimes I really think I'm being subtle,

but I'm actually not. I'm literally like, yeah, she'll literally have a look. Yeah. But there are some people that you're like sat with who are in your inner circle yeah who go like yeah why are you doing what you're texting and you know what also makes it sus yeah it was like it makes it more weird why are you being so sus about who you're texting because i would just like

if i had something that i didn't want you to see let's say it was a nude yeah sorry that's just my nude i'm just gonna scroll past this quickly like you know i wouldn't be like oh I'm just going to scroll past this quickly. Like, you know, I wouldn't be like, oh, I'll just go to the toilet if you want to text someone prior. Yeah. Ready? People who text. Okay. Oh, it pisses me off.

It pisses me off. It really does. I'm like, my dad does it all the time. I'm like, I'm just going to do this and this and this and this. I've had great days.

Like, okay. Like a K, just one K. Yeah. Oh, he just does. Thumbs up. Such a okay. Like, okay. Like, just one K. Yeah. Or he just does thumbs up. Such a dad thing. And I'm like, I'm giving you real details here.

I'm giving you, like, a full life story. Yeah. And he's like, cool. Okay. I'm like, what on earth? Give me some emotional depth. I think it's so passive aggressive. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Give me some more. Give me some more loving. Exactly. Love it. You ready? Yeah. Okay, so I aggressive. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Give me some more. Give me some more loving. Exactly. Love it. You ready? Yeah. Okay, so I was in the gym today

and I saw a man. Yeah. Who was, I would say, 25 to 30, in that age bracket. Yeah. Who had one of those bottles that when you smell the smell... The Aerop bottles! Oh, God, yeah. Yeah. of those bottles that when you smell the smell the air up bottles oh god yeah yeah i'm not i don't

know why it's i could see yeah that's it to me out i thought you're a 25 year old person you're a man i was like you're a 25 year old person i was like why do you need to be smelling you need something to drink your water yeah i actually need to be drinking something to drink your water? Yeah. Why do you need to be drinking your water? I mean, Katie, you're 23, and if you had that error, Katie, drink your water and stop your cracker. Yeah. You know, anyone between that age bracket,

why are you drinking an error? Because why do you need, why do you need? Just drink a glass of water. Yeah. It really icked me out, and I don't know why. I was like, oh oh my gosh, adults have waters. Would you be more icked out if he was drinking juice? Because

that's what it's meant to mimic, like flavoured water. No, I wouldn't be icked out if he drank juice. Oh, see that's it then, yeah. It's the fact that it's the contraption. Like it's like, I can't drink water without the nice smell. Oh darling. You're an adult. You're an adult.

You're an adult. a nice smell oh darling you're an adult yeah you're an adult yes yes right should we go on to questions questions what are you this week mine i'm serious and i'm silly i am so you go first darling mine is do you think texting is a proper form of communication in terms of arguments do you know what i'm gonna give you a very balanced answer first i would say no yeah to someone you respect yes interesting so if i respect you yeah which i do thank you and we had an argument i would not think it would be a good way to handle it with a text. Yes. I would text you and say, can we have a little chat?

Or can I see you? Like, I just want to talk to you about something. Then have a conversation face to face. Yes. Because I have so much respect that I'm like, what I'm saying to you might not come through on a text. Yes. However, I would say yes to someone that maybe

you don't have as much as respectful or who doesn't listen. Right. That you just need to make things clear. That you're like, I need to write something down. Yeah. Send it to you. Give you time to reflect. Then we can talk.

Yes. Because there are some people where you're just like, I'm talking to you. You're not listening. I am. I am. I am. No, you're talking over me. You're not listening.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, whereas if I am, I am, I am. No, you're talking over me. You're not listening. Yeah, yeah. You know, whereas if you just send a text. Direct. Boom. Read that. Have your time. If you want to talk to me, great. If you don't, great.

Yeah. But I don't really have that much respect, nor time, nor interest in you. Yes. So you need to know this. Yeah. It's a very balanced answer. I like that. What do you think?

I think very similar. I think I am not a good texter I don't think I text very well I don't think I come across I'm quite on text okay so I much prefer conversations in person okay so I know for a fact if it were me I would want to speak to someone in person but it's very much the same thing where it depends on your closeness to that person. Yeah, I agree. If it's someone that I feel like you don't see that often, I think a text is fine as long as it's well-constructed and it's very clear. Yeah. But with people that you know you're going to see every day,

why are you texting? Let's just have a conversation. Yeah, I agree. So that nothing gets lost in translation. Yeah, yeah. Which is, yeah, which I prefer. Yeah, so do I. And I think people who are close to you know it's so hard to text you know because you can't read tone of voice yes it's not like a voice

notes that sometimes like if i need to make something clear i'll do a voice note because it's like you can hear it in my not felt voice yes i'm light-hearted this isn't a serious thing i'm just taking the person yeah you know whatever or this isn't passive aggressive this is just being honest yeah you know yeah exactly whereas i know with you you know me so well i can just text and you know what i mean yes you know i don't read them again thinking oh i'm just like oh she knows what i mean yeah yeah exactly but with people who don't i'm like maybe that's why i always put the dancing man emoji next to everything yeah so i'm like fun time light-hearted yeah yeah not beefing i'm like, lighthearted. Yeah. Yeah. Not beefing. I'm like,

yeah, sure, I'll do that. Boom. Happily. Yes. Off of you. No beef. Right. Your question for this week,

your silly question, is would you rather send a sexual text that was meant for your boyfriend to your dad or his dad? Oh, his dad oh his dad really his dad are you kidding no no not not paps no no i would be mortified i feel like boyfriend's dad is funny uh i feel potentially because then if you get on well with the parents yes which i feel like i feel like i would yeah of course

you would feel like i would yeah besties i think that could be laughed off. Whereas my own dad, I wouldn't want to see him for weeks. Oh my God, you'd be that mortified. I would be mortified. Yeah, you'd be mortified. I would be mortified. Genuinely could not do it. What about you? I think the same.

However, I think I would be so embarrassed. Like a sexual text, how much, what am I saying? Yeah, what's the degree of like... Like how much detail am I going into? Am I saying my inner like kinks? Or am I just saying I'd love a good swank? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, it's sticky. Either way, it's so bad. I just feel like I am so mortified. No, it would be terrible it'd be awful yeah your dad bring it up with you no we know he wouldn't he'd be mortified he probably speaks my mom about it and my mom would bring up to me i've seen him the same i think my dad would yeah i don't think he'd actually say anything which is worse yeah i would have to but knowing my relationship with my dad and the relationship my boyfriend has with my dad they'd all laugh

about it yeah which i know would then be like oh okay yeah and i know my dad's so sweet i know he wouldn't want to embarrass me so he'd probably say something to my mom yeah my mom would tell me i'd be like i'm dying i tell arch and arch and my dad would probably laugh yeah yeah oh well at least you're laughing like don't talk to me about it. Stop talking about it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, God. Awful. Right, we've come to the end of the app. We've come to the end. Another happy Monday.

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