The Debrief - The Deep Dive Debrief
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Hi! Good morning everyone!
Happy Monday!
Wake up, it's a beautiful morning,
it's a beautiful time to be alive in the studio.
Wake up, little gentle feathers.
Ruffle those feathers, Katie.
Ruffle those feathers.
We're in the studio at nine o'clock, Katie.
Nine o'clock again.
We were commuting.
These early morning shows.
I know, I know.
It was hard.
It's the early morning prep.
Honestly, I felt bad about how tired I was
when my alarm went off this morning.
Me too.
And I was like, God, the radio is getting up at 4am.
God, I'm like...
I was like, it's just hard to maintain.
I'm right there with you.
I know.
I'm right there with you.
I know.
Right, guys, I think we're going to tell you something quite interesting.
We'll let you in on a little secret.
On a little secret.
Our podcast this week is not going to be the same as it usually is.
It's going to be a little bit different. Oh, how different is not going to be the same as it usually is. It's going to be a little bit different.
Oh, how different is it going to be, Kitty McNeil? Let me tell you, Kitty, later.
So this episode is going to be called The Deep Dive Debrief.
So instead of talking about our weekly dilemmas and our weekly gossip, we're going to talk specifically about certain topics and experiences.
Hells yeah.
Within this, it's going to be a debrief roulette.
Yep.
A quiz.
Yeah.
And most likely twos.
We're going to really mix it up.
Within the mantras,
we're going to give each other a mantra that we think we need.
I'm so excited.
And within the ics,
we're going to give you ics about each other.
And we are really excited excited I'm ecstatic
now
I'm so excited
the reason why
we've done this
we've had a lot of reflection
on our podcast episodes
yeah
we both listen to the podcast
we're the biggest fans
absolutely
absolutely
we're number one
number one fans
number one fans
number one and number two fans
and we think the best times within the podcast
is when we are just authentically ourselves,
talking about our own experiences
and taking the piss of each other.
Absolutely.
Do you know what, guys?
This is a bit of a trial and error.
Yeah.
So we're going to do this.
Let us know.
You'll fucking love it.
It won't be an error.
It'll be fucking success.
You'll either love it or you'll be obsessed with it no in between there's no in between
so it's going to be fucking brilliant yeah and we know it and but what we're thinking is that
because it's going to be fucking brilliant we might do as a reoccurring thing. I love it. So are we ready? Let's get into it. Let's mantra. Let's snorkel
up. Snorkel on. Deep dive into the debrief. Love it Katie. Love it. Right Katie. Mantra.
Love it. Right Katie hit me. What mantra do I need? Oh! I've really thought long and hard about this.
Okay.
God, I'm scared.
I know I'm...
I know, Katie, I can't get bigger boobs there.
Perfect.
Mine's quite wholesome.
I know.
So don't feel...
If yours is, like, really savage,
then I'd be rewriting it.
Because mine's quite lovely.
Should I pen?
Yeah.
Okay, go on.
So mine is,
I will reflect on my achievements
and be proud of myself.
Oh, Katie.
I know.
Oh my God, I love that.
I've said,
I've said because you're always so
go, go, go, go, go.
You're like a little bunny.
Yeah.
Bouncing around.
I'm like Chuggington.
You are like Chuggington. You're always going. You stop off at the stop and you're like, little bunny. Yeah. Bouncing around. I'm like Chuggington. You are like Chuggington.
You're always going.
You stop off at the stop and you're like, oh, relax.
But you're not.
You're back on it.
You love a full plate.
Yes.
I've always said this.
So I feel like you need to take some time this week to stop, look back and be like,
fucking hell.
Look at me. Look at me smashing it. Because I think you're always so go, go, go.
You need to acknowledge the fact that things you're doing are very exciting.
Oh, thank you, darling. I love that.
And you work very hard to achieve them.
That's true. That's very true.
I'm being stern.
Yeah, you're being stern now.
You need to...
Oh, I love that. So I reflect on my achievements and I'm proud of them.
Yeah.
Oh, I love that. Yeah, Katie. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna take that with me. Right. Let me tell you yours. Oh god. Your mantra this week Katie
Which I think is very relevant
Is I'm worthy of love exactly the way I am. Oh
My love
The reason I've given this to you is
Oh don't get emotional
Don't get emotional
I think the reason
Katie and I had a lovely girls weekend together
She came back to mind
The amount of DMCs we had
In that sauna
It was non-stop guys
But within that
I think you are really hard on yourself.
Oh.
I think you're your friend's biggest cheerleaders.
And I think you would do anything for your friends or family.
You know, the way you were there for your sister this week,
the way you were there for your friends.
Yet sometimes I think you can be very hard on yourself.
Oh, my love.
And I think something that would be so beneficial to you is just to
recognize your own qualities yeah because i think if you met you you'd fucking love you
oh that's so nice oh she's great i want to be her friend so i think you need to accept that
you are fucking incredible the way you are and that someone is going to appreciate that in a romantic setting and be like
i want a bit of that i want to be a part of whatever that bubble is because she is electric
i'm serious about that i'm worthy of love just the way i am but i also mean that in the sense of
friendships and family as well as
relationships and going on to meet new people yeah um because I think people put so much pressure on
I mean we were speaking to my mum about this the other day yeah that at our age I mean Katie's 22
she's a baby yet there's so much pressure to get into that relationship to get yeah when was your
last boyfriend yeah you
know it's always constant like this rather than being you know i'm literally 22 i've got my whole
life ahead of me you know my mom said to us the other day yeah oh my god my life didn't even start
till i was 25 yeah she says i look back it was all fucking irrelevant she's like 25 she didn't say
those words but she said 25 was when my life started.
I started to really become myself.
And I'm not saying you're not yourself right now, Katie.
I'm not saying that you're boring.
No, I was about to say.
Yeah, how rude.
People have described it electrically. Yeah, electrically.
But I want you to be able to be proud,
like I am.
Like that match that you gave me,
to be able to recognise your own worth and be like
I don't need to change oh that's really kind
love it okay so the first section guys is debrief roulette yeah so we had a bunch of topics
that we shoved in a hat yeah and just wrote about
and thought this could be interesting katie picked one out and i picked one out i'm ready
so now we're going to ask this question to each other what is the biggest lie a guy has ever told told you? When have you been mugged over? When have you been absolutely barefaced, lied
to, and you're like, what the fuck? This is one of my favourite stories to tell. Oh, you
know yours already? Oh, no, I know it. Oh, I know it. She's got it, she's got it. It
was such, it was like a movie. Go on, Katie, tell me about the time a guy lied to you.
So, this was an ex-boyfriend.
Oh, love it.
When we first met, he...
Oh, no.
I'm sorry, there's nothing worse than someone tries to tell a story
and they can't stop laughing.
This is always you.
It's funny now.
At the time, fucking hell, oh, my God. So,. This is always you. It's funny now, at the time,
fucking out, oh my God.
So we just started kind of chatting.
We were literally just texting.
And he kind of like went away for a few hours
and he was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
I was at a doctor's appointment.
I said, oh, no worries.
I hope you're all right.
And he said, actually, yeah,
I've had this ongoing problem with my back
that I need to get sorted, basically.
Oh.
That requires an operation, but we're not sure.
I'm like, okay.
We then start seeing each other, and then we, like, are exclusive,
and then we're literally, like, together.
Okay, so it's quite serious then.
So a few months go on, and I'm aware of this back issue, like.
Is he, like, hobbling around?
He's not hobbling around, but sometimes he's like, oh, like, fuck my back oh like fuck my back and i'm like oh are you all right like do you want to sit down
like is it okay i was at work one day okay and he just doesn't speak like text me all day which
is uncommon so i'm thinking like oh interesting because usually um he used to come visit me at
work because he used to be in the same area um Okay. So he'd always come, like, see me on his lunch and then come, like, just keep me company.
Oh, nice.
So then he doesn't text me all day and I'm kind of like, oh, is everything all right?
But he texts me at, like, 8 p.m.
Oh.
Being like, hey, I'm sorry, I'm just really, really tired.
I'll speak to you tomorrow.
So I'm thinking, oh, and I knew that he was having an operation on his back.
I just didn't know when.
Okay.
Okay.
So why was that?
Why did he not say?
So that was a bit of a red flag number one, which in hindsight, he was literally like,
oh.
But would you guys talk about the upcoming operation?
He never went into like detail, but he was like, I'm just a bit nervous.
But he never said when the operation was, didn't tell me.
So I assumed. Oh, okay. Solock holmes in the corner it's like oh he's had this operation and he's just not told me okay so i messaged him like i messaged him the next day being i hope
you're like i hope you're all right like did you have that operation was it yesterday he was like
no no no it wasn't i was just really tired i'm like okay and this
isn't the lie guys don't worry it's not that time okay but six hours later i lied to you actually i
did have the operation i'm like what okay a bit random you lied but that's a bit weird again red
flag number two fucking red flag we were due to see each other and then he was like oh no no no
like i actually did have this operation.
And it was, I remember it was just before Christmas.
And he was like, oh, I'm home.
Like, I'll see you after Christmas, basically.
Okay.
So we didn't really see each other.
Then said, because of this operation, we couldn't shag for a month.
Oh, gosh, right.
So I said, okay.
Like, okay, that's fine. I'm like like i'm like absolutely i'm ringing him every day i'm literally i'm like oh my god do you need
anything like i'm literally like nurse nightingale i'm like not shagging for a month though
that's hard well well actually it's not hard is it well no it's classic yeah um this month goes by
we then got the green light
life's all good, loving life
then you can shag again
then about three weeks
later I get a call
from him in tears
oh
and he's like
I'm really really
sorry I've never
I never had a back operation.
What?
And I was like, yeah.
He's like, yeah.
He said, he said, he said.
What did he say?
He said, he said, I never had a back operation.
And I'm like, what?
He's like, I never had a back operation.
So what happened then? Or did he not have an operation at all? He did like, I never had a back operation. So what happened then?
Or did he not have an operation at all?
He did have an operation.
What was it?
He got circumcised.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? He got, he got. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?
He got...
He got...
What the fuck?
Wait.
How come I didn't notice?
This is the thing.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
But then you didn't...
But then you...
I'm thinking...
It's like she had a facelift.
I'm thinking...
I personally think it was because obviously there was a month gap.
So I feel like... I feel like if you just don't see it like it's just outside our mind so he lied about the fact that he had was at this
operation said he was just tired then backtrack said he did have an operation then months later
says I actually never had an operation on my back
my back's actually fine
I had a circumcision
what the fuck
but it's the fact that
when I first started texting
he was like
oh I've got an issue
with my back
and I was like
what the fuck
it was bat shit
that's bad
it's the fact you didn't notice
the fact I didn't notice
I was genuinely
fucking howling.
So she was fucking hat's gone
and Katie...
Oh my God.
How bad a clown was gone again.
It was just like...
Why did he tell you why he lied?
No, I think...
I genuinely don't know,
but genuinely, I was with this guy
for a good few months after that.
Like, that should have been it.
That should have been break up time.
That should have been it.
Like, that is a bit sackable in my opinion.
It was the amount of time and effort and energy
I put into making sure he was all right
over his fucking back.
I felt like such a mug.
You're getting a fucking heat pack for his back and he's like, just move it round to the front. He's like, thanks. Oh, darling. I felt like such a mug. You're getting a fucking heat pack for his back
and he's like,
just move it round to the front.
He's like, thanks.
Yeah, yeah.
Why lie?
Why lie?
And I've got such a thing about stupid lies.
Yeah.
That was brilliant.
Thank you.
That was absolutely phenomenal.
Thank you.
I'm enjoying staring at my troubles.
Kiss you a nail.
What is your biggest muggy moment?
Oh.
Lay it on.
So I've seen this guy.
We have been shagging
for quite a while.
Okay.
But we weren't official.
And like,
within the shag period,
we weren't really dating.
It was more kind of
meeting up.
Friends with Benny.
Yeah, yeah.
I went to
Bournemouth with my good friend. Yeah yeah and it was like a really boozy girls
weekend amazing um i texted this guy saying oh i'm i'm going to bournemouth for the weekend yeah
and he's like oh why don't i come and like meet your friends and like we can and i was like i was
like oh yeah yeah I was like yeah
yeah all right then like well no like I'm here with my friends yeah you know so I was like yeah
yeah okay and then he was like yeah I'm on my way and I was like yeah all right then yeah
anyway we're just like having a good time we're like having a good time oh my god um
are you in Bournemouth by the way I'm in Bournemouth God. Are you in Bournemouth by this point? I'm in Bournemouth. Like, I've been in Bournemouth, yeah.
We're, like, getting slaughtered, chatting to other guys.
Because I'm like, I'm not with this guy.
I'm just like, you know.
Yeah.
And anyway, he's like, yeah, yeah.
And he's like, I'm on my way.
I was like, see you soon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, it'll take me eight hours.
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I genuinely, like, this is a joke.
I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like when you say,
I'm gonna come on holiday with you and Art.
And I'm like, yeah, of course you are.
And you're like, I'll be there.
And I'm like, yeah.
I didn't get that through text.
I didn't get that.
It's hard to read through text though.
It's hard to get the tone of voice through text.
I was having a great time and he's like,
three more hours to go.
And I was like, ha.
And then he texts me saying, I'm here.
And I'm like, what do you mean you're here?
And I said, well, I'm so sorry.
I'm not seeing you.
Kitty.
And he goes, what do you mean?
I said, I'm here with my friends.
I was like, I'm not seeing you.
You're joking.
I was like, you didn't even go
like out to the car park
to go see him.
Kitty!
So he then got in his car,
drove back.
He was,
I bet he cried
the entire eight hours back.
He was fucking,
he was fucking livid.
He was livid.
Because did you say,
please come see me?
No.
Oh.
I didn't say to him,
please come see me.
He was like,
oh,
I could come and we could check
and I was like,
oh,
that'd be good. You know, but I wasn't like, you know, so then he was like oh I could come and we could check and I was like oh that'd be good
you know
but I wasn't like
you know
so then he was like
oh my god
he was like
I'd do that for you
like I'd come drive
to see you
and I was like
oh that's sweet
he was like
no I'm on my way
and I was like
see you soon
and then he was like
I'm here
and I was like
and I was like
I was like
yeah I didn't get that
I was like
that didn't
that didn't get through
the text with me and then he was like I'm here and I was like what do you mean you're here 8 hour drive and then he was like, yeah, I didn't get that. I was like, that didn't get through the text with me.
And then he was like, I'm here.
And I was like, what do you mean you're here?
Eight hour drive.
And then he was like, eight hour drive.
And then I was like, well, I'm not seeing you.
I was like, I'm here with my friend.
I was like, I've got things to do.
So then he drove eight hours back.
Did you speak after that?
Well, we got into a relationship after that.
A few months later, I may say,
this was in the summertime
and we got into a relationship
in the November.
I was genuinely, yeah,
I think, I was like,
I think I've got a theory
about Kitty McNeil,
but she's got a bit of what I like
to call a power pose.
Yeah.
Because, fucking hell.
I know.
So then I,
men drop to your feet.
I've seen it.
I've seen it.
Men just drop to your feet.
And then literally,
you've got to imagine
all these ex-boyfriends
are going to be like,
listening to the one
that got away
by Katy Perry.
Like,
summer after high school
when she told me
to come to Bournemouth.
Then I fucking drove it home. I bet he goes to Bournemouth, then I fucking drove it home.
I bet he goes to Bournemouth every time that year like, remember, remember.
I remember I did feel slightly bad. I can't believe you didn't even go into that one scene to be fair.
I'm on my girl's holiday to be fair. And I didn't want to leave my, I was like, I'm not fucking doing that to my friend.
I did have to do a little bit of grafting
after that
did you
yeah
maybe for like a few days
I was like
yeah sorry about
the whole Bournemouth incident
yeah
sorry
sorry
sorry
you get in the car
he's like
where are we off
you're like Bournemouth
Bournemouth
see you in Bournemouth
you know the way
do you know what I do right though
is he never brought it up
after that
wow
I know
he was never like
you fucking bitch
with this
he was like
ah classic I don't know if but for me like, you fucking bitch with this. He was like, ah, classic you.
I don't know if it's...
But for me, like, if I did that for a guy and he was like, fuck off, that's sackable, I'd sack that off.
No, no, no.
Let me say right now, if I drove eight hours to sort a boy,
then he told me to fucking drive back and he's not seeing me.
Sackable.
You see me fucking getting me punches.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be back.
I'd be livid.
Can I just say, the fact you drive eight hours for someone that you're not dating, I thought
was a bit extreme as well.
It is a bit much.
He drove eight hours to Bournemouth, but he should have known that you weren't serious
there.
He should have got that from your tone yeah that's
completely on him that's him that's a him issue yeah and he should understand yeah yeah i love
that you've got me like that you can do no wrong thanks darling right let's go on to the quiz
so let me explain to you this quiz we have three questions each that we ask each other. We don't know these questions.
And we go one each, one each, one each.
And then at the end, we have our fucking killer question,
which means if you do get this right, you win the overall quiz.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, okay, okay.
Right, Katie, hit me with the fast one.
I've really peaked it out.
I was like...
Okay.
This is quite relevant.
What is the name of the cake that I get from Betty's when I go home to York?
Oh, shit.
Bonus point for what is the flavour?
Shit.
Right, I'm riffing here.
I'm riffing here.
So don't, it's like a Google puff or something.
Hmm?
It's a something.
Very, very near.
Google puff.
It's a, it's a, it's a, don't, don't, don't take it right now.
I'm just, I'm just riffing.
It's a strudel puff or... Oh God.
You very nearly have it.
Google, Google Huff.
Google Huff!
It is a Google Huff!
It's a Google Huff!
Okay, and the flavour.
The flavour.
No, I don't fucking know this,
so this is gonna have to just be...
Is it one of the generics, like chocolate, vanilla, blah, blah?
No, you wouldn't expect,
and you wouldn't expect me to eat it.
That's a good clue.
Orange?
No.
Lemon?
No.
Think about a cake you think I would never fucking eat,
but I enjoy.
Carrot cake?
Yeah.
Oh my God!
It's a carrot Google Huff.
Google Huff carrot.
Okay. Yeah.
Would you say I got that one?
I'll give you that one.
Ding, ding!
Ding, ding!
Okay.
Oh God. When I was give you that. Ding, ding. Ding, ding. Okay. Oh, God.
When I was in Portugal with a friend, I was on a banana boat.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What happened to me that was traumatic?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, I want to say, no, because there was a guy on the trip, wasn't it,
that you were like you guys were you getting
interested in getting with and you were on the back of the banana boat i i want to say your top
came off ding ding well done yeah boom boom boom okay go on next question how many minors
oh god did i get on my driving test? 12. Was it 12? Yeah.
No, I'm honestly...
12.
The fact this bitch passed and she got 12 minus...
Did you pass first time as well?
Yes, I did.
So wash your mouth.
Well done, darling.
I passed first time.
Yeah.
I will say...
How many minus you will have?
14?
15.
You failed on 15.
You were close.
I was really close.
But what I will...
Did you not... what did you actually do
right? Most of my, I almost failed because apparently, so they separate it by like things
like mirrors, speed, brakes, manoeuvre kind of thing into five different minor boxes and you get,
if you get five in one box. You're major shit i got four with mirrors shit which i
was for you me at because i genuinely you should have seen me i was like a fucking goose with all
big me neck was checking me yeah i genuinely i was trying to make you twitch like i was trying
to count the miners in my head on the test yeah and i was sat there like i think i've gotten two
the only thing i all i did was i hit the curb yeah like the curb when pulling in oh i thought
that'll be a minor and then um i went slightly over the speed limit in a 30 zone and i thought
oh yeah and he literally pulled us in he goes i'm gonna pass you today but I don't
want to I'm sat there like thank you thank you I'm like you might but I still
pass it goes you need to really sight you're a danger on the road it's like
I'm modern family where Haley gets the driver's license and I just get out
quick honestly but what I will say is that I took my test in Cambridge
and my driving instructor told me that my examiner
had the lowest pass rate in all of East Anglia.
It's classic that you always get that one.
So I actually found that as a win, 13 minus.
Absolutely, you still won.
Yeah, I basically got none.
I think he was just being harsh.
Yeah, yeah, he was.
I thank you for that.
So two points, one point.
Are you ready? Oh, this is a good one okay what is my favorite part of a christmas dinner
as in the food and oh you get an extra point if we open presents before the christmas dinner or
after the christmas dinner so i know you open presents before the christmas dinner because
you said it also takes hours
because you always like to go in turns.
I remember you saying-
That sounds so bad.
It sounds like a Christmas dinner.
You're there till Boxing Day in the living room.
Okay, so what is my favorite part of a Christmas dinner?
And think here, really think.
It won't be the meat. your mum does yes yes it's not dessert no because you
don't like the I hate Christmas pod hate it really think here really think
okay because when you know you'll be like of course favorite part of the
Christmas dinner food go through them say Say what you have at Christmas dinner.
So you've got turkey, potatoes.
You've got veg.
Stuffing.
You do have stuffing, yeah.
Oh, I thought that was...
Oh.
Is it...
No.
Stuffing.
Because I feel like we've spoken about this.
And it's not.
You're missing a fundamental part of a Christmas dinner right now.
Gravy!
Yes!
Gravy!
Gravy!
Yes!
I got it first time.
You cheeky bitch.
I got it first time.
I'm so good at this.
I was like, I don't know if this will give you that one, Peach.
I don't know. Look, you were first. I'm so good at this. I was like, I don't know if this would give you that one, Peach.
I don't know. Well, you're 500
and I'm off a Google Hub, so I'm telling you,
you can give me your Google Hub now.
Okay, okay, fine. Alright.
Go on, Peach. What have you got for me?
How many times have I
broken a bone? Bonus.
Where did I break them?
Oh, shit. I'm being dramatic.
It was, they were all
deep fractures
not quite a break
but it sounds better
than saying
where did I get
hairline fractures?
Okay
I'm not sure about this
so I'm gonna riff
you're a clumsy woman
I'm a very clumsy woman
so I'm gonna say
you definitely
at some point
have done something
to your arm or your wrist
I'm gonna say
you definitely
at some point
did something to your ankle or something like that I'm going to say you definitely at some point did something to your ankle or something like that.
And then let's say that you repeated that.
So I'm going to say three.
Am I off?
Literally so close.
Four.
Four.
Damn!
Four.
Damn, always go for a lucky number.
Always go for an even number.
Shit.
I've broken my toe twice.
Shit.
Same toe. Oh, my God. Pinky toe. It's one of those toe twice. Shit. Same toe.
Oh my God.
Pinky toe.
It's one of those foot jobs.
Fuck yeah.
It's one of those sleds.
My pinky toe.
I fractured my wrist.
I knew you'd done something to your wrist or your arm.
It's always so embarrassing.
So I fractured my wrist falling off a scooter.
Oh.
Because I slipped on black ice.
And it was a Hannah Montana scooter nonetheless.
Love it.
And I was racing a child.
Love it.
How old were you?
I was 12 and we had to like buddy up with the people like in reception.
Love it.
And this buddy was like, I don't want to go on this scooter.
And I was like, oh, fucking hell.
And it was dead of winter.
It's fly off.
Bang.
Fractured my wrist.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Oh, peach.
And then you forget in the most infamous one.
The finger.
The finger, of course.
The finger.
Katie's crept in finger.
I will show it to the debrief.
Oh, God, it just does look bad.
Do you know when I first met Katie and she said that about her finger,
it actually fucked me off.
I was like, she's milking that.
Like, I was like, I can do that.
I was like, look.
So then I'd honestly try straightening it.
And she'd be like, ow!
I was like, okay, I'm leaving now.
That is the straightest it would go.
But I broke that.
So finger, toe twice.
Toe twice.
And your wrist.
And wrist.
Damn.
Okay.
Broke the finger picking up a basketball.
And it's never been the same since.
I think if I ever had to have plastic surgery, I'd re-break it.
I think that's what I'd want to fix.
Yeah, so I think I definitely didn't get that.
So that's unfortunate.
Okay, we'll move on.
Okay, so my last one.
What is my favorite non-sexual thing that turns me on?
It's non-sexual though.
It can't be like. Oh my God,
we've spoken about this.
It can't be like,
it can't be like
a daddy talk or something.
No, no, no.
No.
Non-sexual.
I'm like,
that turns me on.
Is it like veiny arms?
No.
No.
Is it
aftershave?
It is.
Yes!
Yes! It absolutely is, is. Yes! Yes!
It absolutely is, Katie.
Yes!
When you smell, oh, and I tell you, and you can vouch for me here, Archie always smells phenomenal.
He always smells really good.
So, Katie, my friend, you've nailed it there.
So, you've got three.
I've got two.
And you've got two.
Right, okay.
Tell me the overall winner.
The overall bonus, and I'm actually being quite nice to you here.
Okay.
What are the names of my three cats?
Shit!
Okay, I know you've got the two that I like, but you don't have one die, so let me just...
You've got Buzz and Woody.
Yeah.
One of the Buzz is alive.
Woody's alive?
Both of them are.
I've got three. Oh, so Buzz and Woody and Tobey?
Yeah!
You fucking win!
Oh, brilliant!
Yeah.
So, my final question, and I'm not sure if you know this.
What was my nickname when I was young, like as baby young, because I was fat?
Like I had a huge head and like six chins.
It's a family thing.
Like it wasn't like if my friends called it to me,
I was literally six months old.
Have you been called it recently?
No, it's not the one that you think it is.
It's not the one my dad calls me.
Oh damn!
I don't know if,
I think I might have mentioned it to you a few times
so there's a specific photo as well of me sat on my dad's lap and Lily's on my
dad's shoulders waving like stop feeding her and I'm up at the front it's not
like podge is it or something it's in reference to someone it's not the rock
is it no it's not I'll tell you. Tell me. Churchill. That's
actually a photo of me like a little Brit. Oh my god. She's six months old and she looks
like an old man. What's that look at her? Churchill. I love that. So I don't think you
actually knew that one. So that is snakey as new. That's snakey. You wanted me to lose.
You set me up for failure.
Yeah, yeah.
So yes, I got the overall winning question,
but I think you actually won the quiz, Katie.
So shakna hana, my friend.
Well done. Well done.
Thank you. Good game. Good game.
Good game. Good game.
Guys, our next section is most likely to.
So we're going to ask each other questions that we don't know.
So most likely to do this.
Yes.
And now you can't see us,
so we're going to do a noise to indicate who we think it is.
Okay.
So Katie's going to give me a noise.
Okay.
Means me.
And Katie's.
So if you go.
So if I think it's me, you go. And if I think it's me You go
And then
And if we think it's me
We go
I've got you
Okay
Okay
Ask me the question
Most likely
To be Wally
In Where's Wally
I've got it
Ready
Three
Two
One
I've got that
That's so you
No Because do you know what I think I think I'm I think I've got it. That's so you.
No. What do you think?
Because do you know what I think?
I think I'm the wizard.
Do you know what?
Actually, I changed my answer.
I think it is me.
I think you're Wally.
Because actually, I am a bit of a Wally when it comes to directions as well.
You also get lost.
Yeah.
He's just stood there like.
He's like, where the fuck am I?
What's going on?
That is a ridiculous question.
That is so me.
Yeah.
Okay, right.
Are you ready?
I've got one with you.
Okay.
Who would be most likely to bite into a Satsuma?
Like, grab a Satsuma.
Like, grab a Satsuma and jump into it rather than, like, taking bits off.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Yeah, that is definitely you. I probably don Three, two, one. I feel like...
Definitely you.
I probably don't know what it is.
Gail, what's this apple orange?
What was I?
Yeah.
Okay, hit me with another one.
Okay.
Most likely to get stuck in a tree.
Okay.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Yeah, I got it.
I'll never forget when you got stuck on top of that fridge in halls when we had a halloween party you got stuck on top of this fridge and you were like I can't get down
yeah and I'd also try to show off so I'd be like look at me I can fucking climb up there then I'd cry
I'd be like yeah yeah yeah and i'm not
like you know when we climbed over that like wall when we were going through that park when we tried
to get home oh my god yeah like you were quite agile i was like i was shitting myself i was like
katie that's only because my school had trees that we would climb all right big oh all right big, oh alright. Luxury over there. Yeah, yeah. I'm fucking like Russell, that one with the wilderness. The wilderness must be explored. Must be fucking explored. Okay, I'll give you one. Okay. Who would be most likely to constantly wear the wrong outfit to an occasion? Like it's always inappropriate. Like they go to the pub and they're wearing a ball gown or like they go to the wedding
and they're wearing a bikini.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
And I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why.
You always love being overdressed.
High five.
You always love being overdressed.
I'm after my mother. I feel like we're possibly the polar opposites in the sense that I'll probably come underdressed
and you'd come overdressed.
Sometimes we come out of our rooms and look at each other and be like, what's going on?
I'm like, maybe I should get jams.
Do you know the only reason why I say you is because, guys, we used to go to this brunch
place all the time.
Oh, God.
And it was like a beauty brunch place
in the sense of it was pretty much
what all the main Chelsea people were.
So every time we'd go, I was like,
fuck, we need to look good.
Oh, she had this good outfit on.
I did.
Our friends did.
Katie McKenzie.
Oh, she had.
In her pajamas.
Let me preface. But you are notamas let me preface
she didn't give a fuck
she did
hair up in a bun
she has these like
fluffy
sliders
sliders
it would make me die
I will preface
that I don't think
I personally think
it's literally because
this place was
on our fucking doorstep
it was literally
three minutes from our house
and if we were all hung over
oh should we
also by pyjamas I'm saying it wasn't i wasn't in my fucking moose pajamas like
in in my little matching set that was like i love to slumber um it was it was a jumper and a hoodie
yeah and then my outsiders probably did cast me down a bit yeah but it's always like oh hello
they should love me regardless they should it's the same as your local shop they always see you in every state yeah yeah it's so true
for the deep dive debrief say it with me Katie the deep dive debrief um we give ics to each other
now I'm scared okay I'm gonna go first my My first ick, we're gonna ping-pong
as usual. My first ick is with Katie. You're gonna fucking hate me. It's the bits of her hair.
My baby hairs! Katie's baby hairs, which I like to call puffles. The puffles! Katie has these little curly puffles at the back of her hair, which, bless her, every
time she tries to put them on, they always just stick out.
And I've tried to gel them and put them on, and she said, they come back.
They come back stronger.
They come back stronger.
No, honestly, but it just looks like I've got a hedge on the back of my head because
they're curly, but they're like really frizzy.
Yeah, I can't figure out how to get rid of them.
It's so good, I love it.
All right, ready Katie?
Go.
My first ick is you always have the washing machine.
And I've had enough.
I've had enough. I've had enough.
That is so true.
It's always on
and do you know what's always in the just like,
your gym kit.
I have days of washing building up
and I go,
oh, I wonder if it's free
and what do I see you fucking...
My fucking sports bra going round.
Going round the singular thing like,
oh, you guys will come back from the gym
and just put it straight in the wash
and I'm like, guys,
how about my stuff? That is true that is true right okay the next one is right anytime we
go fucking anywhere like we could be leaving to go for a walk we could be leaving to go to brunch
we could be coming to the pod anytime or we could i could even just be coming out of my room to sit
into our kitchen katie will go, are you ready?
All the time.
That's so lovable though.
I'll literally be like, are you ready?
I'll be putting my deodorant on, I'll spray on, as we do, putting my sunnies on and I
can hear from her room, are you ready?
I'm like, fuck it, here we go.
Are you ready?
Yeah, and I just know she'll say it every time.
Yeah.
Ready, ping pong? Okay ping pong okay save the best till
last my favorite about you yeah is your selective hearing
come on like oh my dad is gonna rip into me for this he agrees i honestly sometimes sometimes i've
had it before where i literally i will come home i'm like hello hello and then nothing and then i
remember i once needed to come into your room to like i wanted to see you and chat um and i knock
on nothing i knock on again i'm like kitty nothing and then i'm then i ring you
and i hear your phone ringing and then you're like i think you were actually asleep to be fair
at that point but there's some times where we're talking in a conversation and if you decide that
you don't want to respond to one part of the conversation you will just respond to the end
part of the question i could be like how do you feel about armadillos
and what colour is the sky?
And if you don't want to talk about armadillos,
you're like, I love the blue sky.
Shit.
The sky's so blue.
Do you know what?
I've had so many people say this to me.
Like, there's so many people.
Like, you say it, my dad said it for years.
My dad's always said it.
He's like, you do this.
And I'm like, do I?
And then when I got into a relationship with Arch. He's like, Kit, you do this. And I'm like, do I? And then when I got into a relationship with Arch,
he was like, yeah, you do.
And then it's not even like
they talked together
and then you're like,
yeah, you do do it.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
Or sometimes I'll literally like,
we've had it before.
I've seen it happen
with Archie doing it as well.
And he's like,
Kit, what do you think?
Like, for example,
he'll be like,
I'm going to cook dinner.
What do you want?
Yeah. And then you'll be like, na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah. Or sometimes you'll's like, Kit, what do you think? Like, for example, he'd be like, I'm going to cook dinner. What do you want? Yeah.
And then you'll be like, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Yeah.
Or sometimes you'll be like, oh, whatever's fine.
And then Archie's like, I'm going to cook dinner.
Well, what are we having?
What are we having?
He's like, I told you we're having chicken.
Oh, when?
When?
About five minutes ago.
Did you?
Oh, God, that's bad.
And I'm like, how do you not hear?
Yeah.
Like, do you hear it?
I think it genuinely must be, like, my mind's elsewhere.
Yeah.
Because, of course, I can hear what they're saying.
Yeah.
But I just think I'm so not concentrating.
Because I've had it before where I almost know something's going on,
but I'm thinking about something.
And then I'm like, wait, what?
You know, like, I'm like, what did you say? It's so funny but I'm thinking about something and then I'm like wait what you know
like I'm like what did you say oh it's so funny I love it
right silly question serious question question question question this week Katie you've got
serious question I do yeah deep dive debrief question give it to me I'm really excited
what do you think people's first impression of you is?
Oh my gosh, that's a really good question.
I thought so too.
I think when I meet new people,
I am 70% myself, 30% on guard.
So that 70% includes the fundamentals of me.
So, you know, the kind of light, cheery, positivity.
Yeah.
Probably crack a few jokes.
Yeah.
And then the 30% will be, I don't know this person, so I probably won't swear.
You know, I don't know how they would be with that.
Yeah.
I don't know this person's views about particular things, so I wouldn't be opinionated.
Fair.
And it depends on their age and who they are to me.
So, for example, if it was the first time meeting Archie's parents,
I would be a lot more respectful,
rather than the first time meeting your sister or something.
I'd be more fun and goofy and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so then their first impression of me,
I think, I would hope,
I would hope to say that they'd think I was quite polite.
Yeah.
I would hope.
Yeah.
One would hope.
Yeah.
I think they'd think I was quite loud.
I think they'd be like,
oh yeah, that girl's a bit loud.
Yeah.
So quite polite, loud.
Yeah.
Very loud laugh, I think.
I think they'd be like,
oh my God.
I think they'd be like,
that girl's got a loud laugh.
Actually, it depends if I'm laughing with them
or if they're boring.
Oh, yeah.
So I think they'd think I was polite, loud.
Maybe, because I've had some people say this to me before,
which does upset me, but they say, I was initially quite scared of you.
I know some people have said, when I meet you, I'm a bit scared of you, which, when I first met you, sorry, I was a bit scared, which does make me feel a bit sad, because I'm like, I try to make people feel welcome.
Yes.
But so I think maybe it's either the environment I'm in, like, so say if I'm with a group of girls, like my favourite girls, like you and the others.
Yeah.
Of course I'm going to be so, oh my God, with them.
Yeah.
That maybe, maybe I come across cliquey.
I hope not.
Yeah.
But I don't know what that, oh, I was a bit scared of you thing is.
Because I would never be like, death stares or, you know.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think maybe it's just.
How about you?
What was your first opinion of me?
What was your first opinion of me? What was your... I distinctly remember meeting you
and instantly thinking I would get on with you.
Oh, great.
I think it was...
We were in halls and one of the...
You hadn't arrived.
And one of our flatmates in halls said,
Oh, there's a new girl called Katie.
And I was like, oh, classy.
Not the real Katie, though.
Literally.
So then I knock on with another flatmate,
and we're like, hi, nice to meet you.
And you're like, oh, my God, hi, I'm Kitty.
And I was like, oh, hilarious.
And then you were like, oh, girls, come in, come in, come in.
And then I think you had a UTI or something.
And you're like, oh, my God, this fucking UTI.
And I'm like, I have to take the antibiotics and i thought oh brilliant great woman like great
woman like you just i think you have such a welcoming energy oh thank you you really do um
so i just like i was like oh what a good woman what do you think people would think of you
initially i think people would probably think i'm a bit standoffish I think and we we do joke about how I need to
defrost into social situations however I think usually I will kind of sit back and assess the
kind of vibe I think it depends like you said in like a social situation with friends I will
probably do if we're meeting new people I think again I think I'd hope that people would think I'm quite polite and quite um welcoming
welcoming and cheery however I feel like on first meeting no one's gonna I don't kind of give
the full Katie Leach experience I agree so I think it's one of those things that is interesting
because a lot of people that have met me
who then kind of get to know me a bit more
is like, oh, it's so funny
because I thought you were quite shy when I first met you.
Yeah, yeah.
And I find that really interesting.
I think once I'm comfortable, I'm a fucking freak show.
So I think it's one of those things that it's like,
oh, interesting.
I think that you assessing the situation
can sometimes come across as shyness,
which is interesting, you know?
Brilliant.
Okay, so silly question for me.
Silly question.
Okay.
Would you rather stop belly dancing
obsessively
whenever you're about to have sex?
So you're like with a guy
and he starts kissing your neck
and you're like,
wait, wait.
And you're like,
you have to stop belly dancing.
And he's like,
no, no, come on.
For how long
before we can shag?
At least 15, 20 minutes.
No.
And he's like,
no, come on,
come on, let's do it,
let's do it.
And you're like,
no.
I'm like,
the music's calling me.
No.
You know you have to fully or after sex you have to be a hype girl for the same amount of time so you're like that was fucking great you were absolutely incredible you rocked my world
you were like oh my you're like omg you are fucking great like, oh my, you're like, OMG. You are fucking great.
Like, you have to go, you're like walking around.
Like, when I say whoop, you say yeah.
Whoop, yeah.
Whoop, yeah.
Like, you're fully going for it.
So you either have to belly dance for 50 minutes before,
or whoever you, any time.
Any time.
Whoever it is you have sex with, whenever, like, you're married,
every single time afterwards, you have to be like,
that was just blew up my mind. sex with whenever like you're married every single time afterwards you have to be like that
was just blew up my my mind like you have to talk like that you are a warrior yeah yeah
and then you just go back to normal i'm gonna have to say belly dancing
i'm gonna have to say belly dance because i think i think there's a fun way perhaps we could we could
incorporate it into the routine
okay
so we're like getting
we're getting
we're getting
the Hika belly dance as well
okay great
so I'm like come on
it's time
it's time
to face the music
and then we're just
dancing around
loving life
and then we can just
get into it
I love it
but I think
I could think of nothing
especially if it was a shitshag
yeah
and I'm like you
what incredible
yeah yeah
you are a god
yeah
I worship you no you rock my world oh stop, yeah. You are a god. Yeah, it's like. I worship you.
No.
You rock my world.
Oh, stop.
Stop.
Stop.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Would you rather.
Belly dancing.
Dance.
The hype wouldn't give me the air.
Did you come up with this or was this one of your.
I came up with this.
Yeah, I came up with this.
From this noggin.
Yeah, yeah.
Kate, this has been a phenomenal episode.
I've had such a fabulous time.
I've had a fabulous time.
Thank you for your time, Peach. Oh, thank you for your time, McNeil. Absolutely. I've had such a fabulous time. I've had a fabulous time. Thank you for your time, Peach.
Oh, thank you for your time, McNeil.
Absolutely.
I'm here all night.
Yeah.
Right, guys.
I hope you've loved it.
I hope you have a great Monday.
Absolutely.
Slay the day, guys.
Slay the day.
Slay the day.
Love you lots.
Success is in the air.
Success is in the air.
Positivity is in the heart.
Yeah.
Love it.
Yeah.
Absolutely. All right. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. Bye. Bye. this in the heart love it yeah absolutely
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