The Debrief - The Deep Dive Debrief (Round Two)

Episode Date: January 8, 2024

Welcome back for another DEEP DIVE DEBRIEF We're delving deep into our favourite faux pas all whilst having you along for the ride!We hope you have a fabulous week,Lots of love, K+K x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I got a rebel soul, yeah, I got a rebel soul, I got a rebel soul Welcome back to the day, Brian. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, Shikki Tits. We're talking, yeah. It's Monday. Monday. Monday, bitches. How are you feeling this fine, fine Monday?

Do you know what? I was saying to you earlier, I had a bleeding headache all day. Not very Monday, is it? Not very Monday. What's that about, right? I'm like, hey, guys. You're supposed to rest up.

Well, I wonder, because I've got a headache as well. Snap. Snap. Snap. Crack a pop. I've got a headache as well, because I couldn't just let you have one.

I had to have it as well. No, it's the same. When you had glandular fever, I was like, me too. You were like, yeah, bitch, look, I've got it as as well because I couldn't just let you have one I had to have it as well no it's the same when you had glandular fever I was like me too you were like yeah bitch look I've got it as well me too but now it's Monday

but now it's Monday the headache's gonna go yeah yeah yeah it's all a matter of the past now isn't it of course it is not a mug and do you know what it's the bloody new year

if I can celebrate gotta get through jam I know it's bloody 2024 guys even even numbers oh even numbers I know we've got such such an exciting year ahead of us and now

guys we're gonna give you a little kind of like um nudge into the future right oh so yeah every january all right every january you pop in the debrief in your ears and you're like let me hear these absolute wackadoods i'll be here talking to you okay and every January we're gonna do a deep dive debrief a deep dive debrief yeah just to kind of like remind you alright

of the co-hosts of this bloody podcast get to know us a bit better yeah because I know we produce absolute magic but sometimes you're like

who's using those wands no who's holding the hat that the bunny comes out of alright who's doing it who's got the cloak on the bunny comes out of all right who's doing it he's got the cloak on i'm like it's me all right it's the deep dive deep brave exactly so i just don't want to mug the viewers off a bit you know i want them to feel out at one with us oh you'll get to

know us and you'll do you know what some things you'll wish you didn't know sometimes i'm a textbook over sharer oh me too so snap snap snap again okay guys so let's crack on shall we crack on this week we're gonna give each other a mantra we're gonna give each other a song hell yes we're gonna give each other an ick and all this kind of stuff but before we go into all the details let's crack on all right let's play and crack on, all right? Let's bleed and crack on. So let's play Mantra Time. Mantra. Tell me what my mantra is. Your mantra is...

It's a triple. Oh my God, okay. I am loved, lovable, and loving. Oh my God! I am loved, lovable, and loving. Yeah, you are! I am bitch. Yeah.

Yeah, you are. Cut the bloody bloody cameras because it's a care bear over here all right tell me why i need it i'm thinking me oh i'll i'll tell you because you are you are loved i am and that you're very good at telling yourself that every day but do you know what i think you need to tell yourself more is that you're bloody lovable you're like a little fucking poodle in my pocket you're like a little poodle fucking lovable but you're also got the biggest heart around oh and you're loving do you think you need to remind yourself these things thanks you're a dickhead yeah you're mug you're absolutely fucking mug let me tell you your mantra your mantra is i show up as my authentic self and i shine oh oh doff it brie yeah yeah do it oh yeah yeah absolutely i gave this to you because i feel like recently peach and i've been organizing a lot just planning

with the podcast all this kind of stuff and then we'll be like oh my god isn't it so exciting and then she'll be like i'm scared and i'm like don't be scared you know yeah and then i'm like we're going to this social event she's like ah and i'm like no peach just be you girl like just be you i was like don't be anyone else but the fucking peach i'm gonna tell you your song even you ready for it i'm ready i'm ready your song is wannabe spice girls if you want wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Yeah. And I just feel like I've gotta give this to you

because Peach's biggest priority is her friendship group. Yeah. I feel like you're going through a new journey and it's 2024, baby. And it's 2024.

Which means you'll have lots and lots of cocktail sausage coming your way. Hopefully not cocktail. No. Let's know actually. Let's hit a blood bust. we're putting that into the universe and i feel like you are a girl who prioritizes her friends get debriefers if you need to know one thing about peach yeah it should

always prioritize her friends so boys out there when you're ready to come over and get a bit of the page yeah you gotta know that yeah got to get on my good side. Oh, I think my future boyfriend will be petrified of you. Will be. Tell me my song. Your song is, I think, the personification of you. Oh, my God. I'm walking on sunshine.

Oh, I'm walking on sunshine. Whoa. And don't it feel good Feels good Oh my god that's such a good song I'm flattered Every time I'm like yeah that's you It's you Walking on sunshine

And it's the beat I can imagine you just walking around And that song playing like And you're like Is this one that starts You're something baby I can imagine you just walking around and that song playing like, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. And you're like. It's this one that starts, you're something baby, so love me.

Yeah, yeah, that's so me. And you're always walking on sunshine. I do feel like sometimes I'm just like a, a smiley face. You are and I fucking love it. Yeah. I'll turn, it could be ever so stressful

and I'll look at you like. I'm like. You got it. I'm like, let's still have fun though yeah hey guys do you know what something i do love about our friendship is we just always find the fun in in the mundane or even just when when we're so livid at the boys we'll literally just come together and i'm just like do you know what fuck him it's then she'll be like you know what fuck them and then we could sit there but i was just going fuck them honestly fuck them it's just like we find so much pleasure in just being together i genuinely

do oh right let's go on to recommendation sorry so recommendation um last week i went to the spa with one of my friends and i'm telling you a spa was just a reset i feel like if i let me tell you if i was the prime minister i'd pay for every single girl to go to the spot at least once a month. That makes sense. At least once a month. I would pay more tax for that. I so would. I would pay more tax for that. Okay, maybe not once a month,

let's do once every six weeks because I'd get you a massage in there as well. So it could be a full day. So it could be a full day. Free services. Free services, okay? And I went and I had like a full spa day and honestly, I walked out walking on sunshine

because i was having the best day someone's shining out your eyes i went to whittlebury hall which was absolutely stunning that sounds amazing oh it was just absolutely gorgeous and so i would highly recommend but in general girls just pamper yourself it's the new year set yourself up right by booking a spa day and you know what's coming up valentine's do you know what else is coming up mother's day all right deals on deals on deals deals on deals okay so let's go get a spa wow to that ship Let's debrief. And that, what you had just heard, was a deep dive debrief. Of 2024.

2024. Now, let me tell you on the deep dive debrief, the premise, okay? So it's for each other to test each other how kind of well we know. What Peach knows about me, what I know about Peach, okay? It's also for our listeners to feel that we don't just rail off these hilarious content. We're also people. We're all human at the end of the day. We're also human.

No, seriously, we want you guys to feel us a bit more, know us more. Yeah. And we're testing each other. I'm like, Birch but how much do you know me oh i've got some real honey traps for you really oh i'm gonna play like hook a duck with you and you'll be trying to hook me and i'll be like swimming bobbing on the wall you're gonna be like katie who you won't know me at all uh i got some real you know what's here not not not in spectacles i know everything about poirot with the fucking bowler hat boom okay i'm ready so for

the first one we're gonna do is we're gonna play debrief roulette again now for our absolute legend listeners that listen without a doubt yeah you'll know though absolute debriefers you'll know what this means so we asked the debrief listeners we said to them okay if you could ask us a question any question you like what would you ask us so we got we did get some funny responses but i was like uh we're not gonna ask each other that but we got some funny responses and we've both picked out one our faves and i'm gonna ask katie it yeah and katie's gonna ask me it but we both do not know each other's answers okay so it's it's all of the unknown yes so i'm going to ask you first my love okay hi girls this is a great question i did think of sending in a few

silly things but then i came to one that i thought would suit peach very well also i'm like don't call her peach no no sorry girls you go for You go for it. What's the clumsiest thing you've ever done? Tell me. Let me learn about you. Do you know what I love? Is that I've not inherently said many clumsy things I've done. However, that's the vibe that people have got from me. And it's 100% accurate.

How muggy is that? I am my own worst enemy. Me bloody limbs. I've got no control of them. Oh, I love that. Okay. My favorite. Oh, no.

I feel like I do lots of clumsy things in the day to day, which is just a given. However, probably the one that stands out to me the most is I fell down a mountain. A mountain? You're like Scrap from Ice Age. If you see something, you're like... from ice age i fell i fell down a mountain i genuinely thought like my time was up like i genuinely no it was like a fuck off mountain so we we went to we went to switzerland on a school trip and it was um we were camping and it was, you would have loved it. Day one, we climbed this like three peaks mountain.

I'm fucking knackered. I'm like, oh goodness gracious. Did you have a trail mix? Oh yeah, but I only ate the chocolate. I'm like picking the raisins out. I bet your mum made it for you as well. I remember they also gave us like shortbread and like Nutella and stuff like that. It was delightful.

So we're climbing. We get to the three peaks. I'm like, fuck, we have to go down this bastard now don't we oh you're joking as we're going down the mountain the only way i can describe it is that the path was this long s that curved all the way down but imagine in the space between these big bends were boulders these big fuck off boulders right okay big spiky looking rocks was it was it vertical drop it was quite steep okay so we're walking down and i remember yeah the like the texture of the ground was quite slippy like it was quite gravelly what shoes did you have on oh no i had no i had my mountain hiking shoes on i came prepared okay but i could everyone was kind of like so slightly and everyone was getting a little bit stressed

you know oh winking winking booty yeah okay so our teacher was like these boulders were so big they're not going anywhere they said if you want place your feet and hands kind of on the boulders were so big yeah not going anywhere they said if you want place your feet and hands kind of on the boulders to kind of help edge you down oh hi so everyone's like brilliant everyone literally in front of me doing it perfectly literally putting it on them yeah i placed my foot on a loose boulder i literally put my whole puss onto this boulder like i put all my body weight onto this fucking rock. It goes, boom. I slip. Couldn't grab onto anything. I literally start tumbling down this fucking, literally. Like, literally, I genuinely look like a tortoise.

Like, my bag came off. I had a backpack on, like a fucking mug. I'm literally hiking down. My water bottle came off. I literally, my leggings ripped all the way up to my fucking ass. I was wearing this racerback vest as well. And because we know I'm a bit of an English rose, I also thought, I was wearing that in a while.

I had my fucking shoulders out. I had drumstick squashy burned my shoulders because i didn't think it would be as hot as it was on the mountains it was like the most pale that are always the most naive so i literally i literally was burnt i had cuts all over me i luckily grabbed like the edge of a rock to steady myself and then literally sat down i had to wait for everyone to come down so i'm like was everyone laughing no everyone thought i was dead no truly my teachers shat themselves they were like shit one of them started to come run down after me and then he nearly stacked it i was like they were like go up like half an hour later and there are candles and

photos of you and you're like no guys i didn't candles and photos of you. And you're like, no, guys, I didn't die. No, guys, I'm fine. And they're like, Katie didn't make it back to camp. She didn't make it. Day one, I think the adrenaline of it all, like the shock of it. I felt fine. I got back up. I was like, let's finish the walk. Like, let's finish the hike.

Quick way down, I thought. Making jokes, cracking it all fine. Quick way down. I was like, oh, always lazy taking the quick way down. It wasn't until the next day we climbed a glacier. And I think genuinely I had PTSD or something wasn't until the next day we climbed a glacier and i think genuinely i had pdsd or something because i cried the entire day on this glacier like i'm gonna sleep again what did everyone do everyone's like oh people were trying people were sympathetic but after

that because we could assess ourselves so i the first walk was the advanced walk and i took myself on it first day like literally first day. And I genuinely ruined myself. Everyone's like, do anything for attention. Honestly, they were like, anything to get out of fucking walking the glacier.

There's me just like, I think what would help is just some schnitzel and ice cream. I'd be all healed if I could just have a bit of a brat. I think it's best if they just let me sleep in and I don't, you know, get in the hotel maybe. Any hot tubs? That was probably the clumsiest moment.

I can't believe I've never heard that either. Genuinely, like, I felt like I was a warrior. Was everyone like, oh, but how about the Katie story? Like, was everyone telling it? Weirdly, no. Weirdly, there were a lot of casualties, actually. Someone slipped and broke their nose nose on that and that was the same trip that we did this massive um zip line across this huge like gorge oh my god jealous

and the teachers were on either end being like okay yeah um amanda's gone off send emily down oh my god amanda got stuck halfway and the teacher didn't see. They sent Emily down. They collided. Another, like, and she fully, like, broke her nose. Like, had to go to hospital. Someone else broke their wrist as well, I think.

Which one would you rather be? The one, the sitting duck? Would you rather be the sitting duck or the flying eagle? I have no, because I remember the girl that was the sitting duck needed glasses

and she didn't have her glasses on so I don't think she saw her coming until it was like that's even worse wait which one broke their heart that broke the sitting duck broke the nose because i think well because i feel like if you could have seen her coming you would have maybe braced for impact a bit more but i think they genuinely went face to face like bang yeah but they were both like that it was i watched it that's so scary you know when you're like um so like you've just sent emily like amanda's in the middle and they were like shit they were so that the um the teacher wasn't concentrating no the teacher didn't know that amanda was still stuck hot it was a it was a big gorge to be fair but we were all like

but what about amanda and he was like what the panic again the panic i love it i absolutely love it oh my god right okay tell me so oh no what's my question this is hi girls you tell some outrageously funny stories oh good for me oh you're bang on oh you're not wrong she can stay she can stay stay so i would like to know what is the biggest ass it's me all right it's me no god i would like to know what is the most you've ever been embarrassed oh god i don't even know if i told you this i'm sure i've told you this story okay so i was on holiday and I must have been about, that awkward age of the boobs was starting to come in, but they weren't boulders yet.

They weren't boulders. Oh, I know. But they were kind of like peeking through. They were happy to be there. Imagine like a fork under a napkin. Like it's busting to come through, but it's not there yet. Like it's like, please.

It's kind of like that. Okay. Okay. So I kind of had those on me did you have any like were you wearing like training bras oh yeah she had a training bra okay yeah that's a good analogy i had enough for a training bra anyway we were on this holiday with my family we were all in egypt the four of us and it was like absolutely gorgeous divine we had a great holiday anyway now my mom and dad like okay kit

lil do you want a treatment and i'm literally at the age of full body massage like this body's been through a lot stone please like i think i was around 12 okay 12 30 yeah so i go in for this full body massage and my sister like you will get a facial every single time. Good woman. She hates anyone touching like, she hates it. My sister's the same with a massage. I'm telling you. But the slot that was available was like a couple's massage.

So it was like you're in the same room. So there was like this gorgeous honeymoon suite. I've never had a full body massage before this. First one. So this was like my first one. Oh God, that's scary. And yeah so but i didn't think anything of it i was like i can't wait like get in there girl i was like crack this back all right so i was quite excited and anyway um they come in and they're like okay so if you just take all your clothes off i didn't at that age i was like oh my god like that's scary i was a bit scared but they were like okay

take all your clothes off but then they give me like this to cover up over right and i was like oh my god like i was a bit scared but they were like okay take all your clothes off but then they give me like this to cover up over right and i'm like okay and they say if you just want to go into that little room there and put this on then come back you put the sheet over you and we'll come back oh it's nice they walked you through it because some places they don't know they didn't and i was like oh cool like i was at an age i i had no embarrassment like i was like i was like oh cool cool cool cool i was like i got this dress i was just like don't mug me off i've got this they go out the room and i'm just like okay cool i put this on yeah and i just like scoot this on and and they come back in i'm just like ready and then my bare ass is out like fully out and they're like they've just given me a thong okay yeah and they come back

in i've i've put this thong around me boobies and i'm telling you the triangle for where the bum should go was on one nipple and the slit for when it going through no no no the the triangle for my vagine yeah it was on one boob and the slit from my butt crack was on one and I'm telling you it was literally like I'm pulling this piece of string like and at that point I thought I'm gonna break boobs

I was like I can't even fit this little bra and I was like I was pulling at it like pulling at any way she comes through and she's like oh no this woman comes in she's like oh no no. This woman comes in. I would have fucking lost it if that was me. Oh no, oh no. And I literally stood there. You're like, what?

Like, I'm literally naked, like boobs up. I'm like, what? What? What's the matter? What? I'm like that seagull, like. And what does it say in Nemo? Mine.

Mine, mine. I'm literally like, what? What? Oh my God. And they start laughing. And they're like, oh no, darling. They're like, no, you got it so wrong. Now let me tell you, my bare poos, I mean, bare asses out.

I've got no embarrassment, no fear, but this is on me. And I'm like, I don't know. You're like, what? I don't see the issue. Anyway, at this point, Lily's like waiting for a facial. She has like a towel on her face. And they're just like, oh no, no, no. And anyway, she takes this towel off and she's like waiting for a facial. She has like a towel on her face. And they're just like, oh, no, no, no. And anyway, she takes this towel off and she's like, what?

She's like, you do my bad. I'm literally stood there so confused with you. And she goes, no, Kit, that's supposed to go like on your bum. And I was just like, oh. And I like reaching it round. But then I'm just stood there. Because I think at that age, you're so conscious of that area developing. You don't really,

I didn't understand like the poos and the bum and all that and that being sexual stuff. So I thought, oh, I best cover the nips. Best cover the little nippy nose. I'm telling you though, it was just so, I remember being no fear whatsoever. Like I was just like, oh, like cool.

And then they started laughing like, oh no, no, no. And my I was just like, oh, like, cool. And then they started laughing, like, oh, no, no, no. And my face just going, like, mortified. And because the glass was, like, blackout, you could look in there and see your reflection. Oh, so you could see the shame. And I just took my little pot belly out with my boobs in my boobs.

And then my boobs not fitting in the same. And anyway, I'm just humiliated. I go to dinner later on and tell my parents, and they're like, what the fuck's wrong with you? Did you cry? I was too shocked. I was like, mum, something's happened. And they've never let it go.

I'm telling every guest that comes around, they're like, tell the story. I'm like, no. Do you know what, listeners? What absolutely brilliant questions. Brilliant questions. Honestly, I feel like I know you better. I feel like you know me better.

I know. I never knew that story, Peach. Every day's a lesson, but now it's time to put it to the fucking test. Oh, right. Here we go. Get in, get in, get in. Yeah, you better buckle yourself in.

Peach, tell the listeners what we're going on to next. Oh, we'll be doing a quiz. Yeah, we will. Oh, we'll be getting rewards. Getting head to heads, okay? We've got three questions each. Three questions each. It's questions about ourselves.

Questions about ourselves that we're going to ask each other. And you've got to answer correctly. You have to answer correctly. And we're going to see who truly knows each other the best, all right? Who knows each other the best

with this quiz? Good fucking luck. Yeah. May the best. Brought a box of tissues when you're going to wee. Okay. May the best woman win. Okay.

I'm going to get it first. Yeah. After you. What name did I call someone on a prank call that got me a detention and called me to the headmistress's office? Easy. Go on. Butt crack.

Ding, ding. Do you know what though you're a little sly snake because you were telling this to the boys yesterday and i was just eavesdropping oh why is that sneaky because otherwise you'd never told me that previously oh my god did you never heard no i'd never heard that but i heard you in the other room telling the boys i was like when i wrote this i was like you hot this bitch I'll never get this because I've never told her and then I was like shit

who did I tell the other day and I was like no it was the boys butt crack I'm a fucking bat my ears are always switched on I'm always listening I'm telling you

I literally called this girl from school did a prank call and I bring bring bring back in the days with prank calls oh my god there was nothing funnier boom pick it up school to a prank call and I bring bring bring back in the days with prank calls oh my god

there was nothing funnier yeah boom pick up actually we should prank call why haven't we done a prank call that actually scares me oh god yeah she'd be like

I'm getting hacked anyway picks up hello and I'm like hi butt crack anyway hung up it was the funniest thing

I've ever done anyway didn't realise that my caller ID was still on. So I was like, anyway, next morning, came in. Yeah. I'm literally in there in my Latin lesson. I'm in there like, can we have Kitty McNeil to Miss Johnson's office? And anyway, go in.

And they're like, we've heard you've been doing some prank calls over the weekend. And I literally was like, yeah. Like, big dog. And she's like, you've really upset one of the girls and i was like oh i was like oh i was like what have we done she's like what did you call them and i went butt crack and her face is it she like i'm telling you this woman tried to a lot so she's like okay she's like look we are gonna have to give you a detention i was was like, I called her back crack. Oh my God.

Yeah. Okay, so you get one point. I get one point. Just wait till the others, okay? I get one point. You get one point. My question to you is, I gave myself a mild concussion a few weeks ago.

Oh shit. What did I do to give myself that concussion okay pretty fucking stupid door frame door frame a door is involved okay she's like talking to someone and then walked into the door frame or held the door and then boom head in the door frame no it's something to do with the the automatic doors so the automatic doors were going and the automatic door hit up boom just crown me queen of the fucking jungle all right boom queen of the fucking jungle okay let me ask you my next one you ready yep how many members of archie's family my boyfriend's family

have caught me having sex with him caught you like actually seen you or heard can be both i feel like it's been all of them bang on it's a trick question trick i know i know his sisters walked in but I was on top so good woman good woman but I also know his parents have overheard you they've overheard me yes

thought it was a burglar but I'm just telling you these hips don't lie rocking the bloody house down alright okay two oh shit you got two points okay tell me okay mine is yeah i have publicly vomited at two tube stations in london what two tube stations are they i would say don't go so quickly okay oh shit shit oxford straight for one of them no ox. Oxford Circus. Same tube stop. Is it? Okay. Never mind.

Never mind. Okay. I genuinely did think it was Victoria. Covent. It's definitely central. It is central. Regent Street. No.

Are you joking? I literally have no idea then. The first one. Give me one. Don't give me the other one. I was on my way to Covent, but it was Embankment station that I bombed. Okay, Embankment, and there's one more. Yeah.

Oh, Putney? Close to Putney. Fulham. Parsons Green. Go a few stops before. Ells Court? Yes! Yes!

I'm not going to give my half-hour time. Ells Court and Embankment. Ells Court and back. I was caught and in background. I was caught in back. I go through the full like district. Okay. And don't worry guys. I was not on work. Not ill.

Just hung over. Just hung over. Good girl. Just hung over. As it should be. Okay. So you're on two. I'm on one.

Yeah. Okay. What profession did I think my friend's dad was, but in fact was very different? And I said, I wanted to go into that industry what the fuck yeah yeah i'm not so much of an open book all right fuck yeah i'm a dark horse your friend's dad you thought he was something but he wasn't but he wasn't i thought he was in a profession and i was like i really want to get into that but it wasn't. I thought he was in a profession and I was like, I really want to get into that.

But it wasn't what I thought it was. Is it like fashion related? No. A DJ? DJ! DJ Quack over here. DJ Quack. Yeah, no. Oh my God, I don't know.

Let me tell you. Horse Rider? Nope. He, I thought he was a film director but he was a funeral director and i was like i really want to get into that oh my god i misheard that's when you gotta open your ears that's where because that's that's a key detail there are two very different things yeah very different oh my god that's really funny. I know, I know. What did he say?

Were you like... Well, I kept saying to his daughter, like, oh my God, I really want to get into it. She's like, really? And I was like, yeah, like ever since I was really, really young. And she's like...

Weirdo. I'm a freak of a week. I was like, really, really want to get into it. And then I literally spoke to the dad and the dad was like, okay. Literally, this like eight-year-old girl, like, I'd love to see the bodies. Oh my God, that's hilarious. And I kept calling it set. and the dad was like okay literally this like eight-year-old girl like i love drashida bodish oh my god that's hilarious and i kept calling it set like i was like i can't wait to get on set he was like well it's not really a set i was like oh i think it must be

the lingo that i don't understand yes you're just misinformed yeah it's like maybe he just calls it home because he's there that often you know yeah okay ask me your final question let me say let me my final one is i infamously got pied by a boy at his house when i had to stay over yeah what did i ask for and what did he give me in return okay okay you asked for a cuddle yep and he gave you a pillow best day of my life best best day of my life best day day. Best day of my life. Best day ever. Best day ever. I think about it so fondly.

we're just so bloody similar. We knew the same things. We both won. I'm telling you. Both winners. Two are two. Lucky numbers. Lucky.

Two, two, two, two, two. So this section is called Who said, who said? Would you tell me who said that? Yeah. Because we've got to have the air at the end okay we're gonna take a quote from our podcast yeah okay we're almost a year in not fully a year in but we're almost a year in we're going to take quotes from the podcast and we're going to test each other who said it okay yeah kitty or katie yeah. Not Katie and Kitty because that's shit. Oh, yeah. Katie and Katie. Katie and Katie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'm going to give you four different quotes. Give me. And you have to guess who said it. Yeah. After you guess, then I'll tell you the context.

Okay. But only if you get it right because if you get it wrong, then you'll know. Yep. Okay. So the first one is, you know when you catch yourself

in the mirror and you go, hey now, what have you done that for, you silly little prawn? That's me. Yeah. That's me and i feel like i could tell you the context yeah i feel like that was after when i went to the ned and got really really drunk and i we did that part and i was so fucking hungover that i chundered in the studio and I was really hungover and I was like... Well, Katie, I'm actually really annoyed at you

because I hope you read up enough about your facts about me. I hope you do, okay? Oh, yeah. Because do you know what? There's no I in team. There's no I in team. Okay, I'll just tell you another. Are you ready?

Yeah. Would you rather have two weeks in Morocco or get your arsehole waxed i feel like you said that i did i did i did do you know what it's in reference to yeah taking the pace of you when you can't do would you rather so like yes yeah i'm terrible at would you rather go or get your arse all right? Yeah. Okay. Final one.

You ready? I can conquer with these fucking stems. That was you. That was me! That was you. What do you think

it was in reference to? Was it about a mantra? No. You were saying you were grateful for your body? No. Oh,

no, I'm not sure. That me bloody eyelashes! Oh! I can conquer with these stems. Yeah? Yeah, you get me, girl. Oh, I'm on it. You get me. eyelashes. Oh. I can conquer with these stems. Yeah. Yeah, you get me, girl.

Oh, I'm on it. You get me. Okay, well, you won all them. Good woman. Do a victory dance. I love it. Okay, so for the people who watch us, they'll see that. For the people who don't, just know it was fantastic.

Just imagine the- Actually, we're on YouTube now. Oh, my God, yeah. So watch us on YouTube. Tune in. Okay? So, a few of these you'll know actually you should know all of these okay that'll be me walnuts oh i know i

said it you did say it okay yeah it was me that was you and that was in reference to the sound of sirens outside our flat and kit we were watching tv and kit was like they're coming for me and katie just had never heard one of my favorite things yeah genuinely is one of my favorite things you ever said i feel like i have to brief you before and be like i'm really funny yeah just to just to prepare to spoil alert prepare to enjoy yourself the other one if he's licking the mint choc chip you've got to go down there and have a bit of the calippo that's gotta be me that's gotta be me i just give i say the weirdest things and thank god you enjoy it no i freaking love it you enjoy it honestly and that was in reference to We were talking about a friend of ours

that will not go down on a guy. Oh, you've got to lick the mint choc chip. And you say, if you're licking the mint choc chip, you've got to go down there and have a bit of a clipper. Oh, I love it. Okay, fabulous. Love it, good one, mate. This one.

Just met this rando, shagging him, and guess what? We're sharing a kitchen. Say it again. Just met this rando, shagging him, and guess what? We're sharing a kitchen. Say it again. Just met this rando, shagging him, and guess what? We're sharing a kitchen.

That's you. That is me. That is me. And is that dude flat-sass? Yeah. I remember. We thought it was hilarious. You were like,

and I even know how you said it. You were like, just met this rando, shagging him, guess what? Sharing a kitchen yeah I see I got it I got it and the last one is

I like to think I'm a bit rogue me and I know this is me because Katie thought I was like she was like

alright big dog she did not let it go for a week she was like oh it's because Katie's rogue I like to think I'm a bit rogue

do you know how pig me is I listen to her back and I'm like yeah I think I'm quite rogue I'm a bit rogue. Do you know how pigmy it is? I listen to it back and I'm like, yeah, I think I'm quite rogue. I'm like, oh, cringe. I'm like, I'm cringing, I'm cringing. It's so funny. I'm cringing. Okay, Katie. We pass with

flying colours. Do you know what would be interesting is actually if the listeners get it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Messages. Okay, we're going to go on to our final bit. Absolutely. It's called Bullshit or Breakthrough. Bullshit or Breakthrough. oh yeah yeah because messages okay we're gonna go on to our final bit absolutely it's gonna it's called bullshit or breakthrough bullshit or breakthrough love it girl i'm gonna tell you two different dilemmas yeah one of the dilemma has been a listener that's written in okay the other one i've just made it up okay okay okay let's see if you can read me like an open book. Okay.

Okay. So, first one. Hey, girlies, I need your advice. I'm incredibly experienced when it comes to guys. Oh, she's rogue like me. Oh! She's rogue. She's rogue.

Rogue gal. Okay. Let's just say my body count is high. Respect to that. Yeah, good girl. I've recently met this guy that I've really fallen for. He has told me he's only slept with three people okay and i am terrified to tell him the truth oh as i feel his opinion will change of

me oh that's hard should i just lie and avoid the break the heartbreak by the way, I'm 28. Okay. Okay. Own it. I'm gonna, yeah. I'm gonna say, absolutely own it. Own it. You have to own it. Otherwise, if you're feeling like you're falling for him, and if you lie to him,

then that's not a good start to a relationship. No, and then I feel like it would always be in the back of your mind that there is this lie. And if you're falling for him, you want him to fall for you, who you actually are. Yeah.

Don't be, we're in an age now, where my gosh yes i think women still do but the term slag or slut or you know has been used so much and it's been belittled women for years yes we finally got to a stage where casual sex i mean i i still don't think it's fully but I think we've got to a stage where casual sex yeah is allowed so much more and it's welcomed yes and it's not um it's not such a taboo subject anymore yeah so if you've had lots of casual sex good girl like you've you've experienced what you want you're 28 you've had a good time don't don't let him make you feel that that was something that you should regret no owner you've got to own it yeah you shouldn't be ashamed no I don't don't let him make you feel that that was something that you should regret no owner you've got to own it yeah you shouldn't be ashamed no i don't think so no okay i'm gonna tell you the

other one yeah hey debrief i'm feeling i'm feeling kind of weird about a situation so i recently landed my dream job oh my god oh my god congratulations i know how excited is that that i've been working towards for three years at uni yeah i was so excited when i found out and i texted my girl chat and if we could all meet up and go out for drinks yeah lovely oh that's sweet okay celebrate yeah so we all met and when i told them i did not get the response i wanted what not one of them shit not one of them congratulated me nor seemed happy i'm so confused bad vibes none of them are even in the same profession interesting oh do i need to find new friends or was i expecting too much that's really that's really hard because i feel like i'm also someone who like has extremely high expectations. And I understand the feeling of expecting a certain reaction

or a certain thing and not getting it. But I also feel like when you meet the right people, they give you that. I could go to the shops and you could be like, you're a fucking brilliant woman. And I'm like, yeah. The right people around you should uplift and support you. I do not think you're expecting too much at all.

No. I don't think you need new friends i don't think we need to go that extreme i think if you've just finished uni landed your new job that's a big time for a lot of unknown yes and i think potentially it could have been jealousy where that's where it's come from i think if you could just come straight up uni got a dream job oh my god you go girl that's amazing that is amazing i think potentially these girls might have been really stressed about their own situation and therefore not been able to give you their full in order to enjoy your celebrations yeah not that i think that's an excuse because i think that's not fair that you weren't celebrated

yeah however if this is really weighing on you i think think have a chat. Just be like, oh, like, are you- I'm always, because you seem like the person that would always support them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I completely agree. It's really hard when you know you'd give an amazing reaction.

I feel like similar. I don't think necessarily you need new friends. I think it is, it's a panic. It's a panic. It's a panic of oh my god i haven't done it yet yeah you know i think there was a lot of miscommunication there and that they are proud of you but they did not express it but it's unfair on you it was at your expense completely so don't don't feel guilty for that also don't feel guilty for the fact you've got

an amazing job good on you this is amazing well done congratulations but but don't let this shadow over this huge thing yeah not at all okay so one of them a listener wrote in the other one i wrote what are you saying sex or success the first story was sex the cycle think i want to say which one's the bullshit which one's the break though i feel like both are so like good topics yeah the second one is bullshit it is oh it is it actually is okay no not fully bullshit because someone spoke to me about this right i didn't write in right so it was a friend a friend okay i see and i was like okay yeah um but they weren't a listener they didn't write in yeah so it was bullshit you got it completely

right but i thought it was such a good topic for the debrief oh absolutely i was like oh my god yeah okay so one's a dilemma and one is a story yeah okay so hi girlies loving the pod here's my mortifying weekend for you go on love recently i've invested in a personal trainer every wednesday evening and i'm really loving it fucking love that lovely fucking love that you go girl 2024 2024 january girls the instructor is so gorgeous and i can't lie i've been getting a bit of a vibe oh okay fuck i would i would fall in love with my pt this is why i shouldn't have a pt that's why i had a female pt back well that's why you've got no because also like if i was getting my form corrected and he was like touching your head touching my head um we grabbed a drink after one of our sessions the other week and the physical contact was there.

And we've been messaging since and we are planning our first proper date. Oh, my gosh. OK, this is so exciting. So we agreed it might be weird to keep continuing as like clients. Oh, brilliant. But she I basically bought a packet of six sessions like a like you know when you pre-book yes i do okay and i still say what session she's on so she says i still had one left oh okay fine so i went yeah we were doing some stretching

we were doing some stretching towards the end of the class. Okay. And having a really good time. And I was practicing my splits, which was all going great until my leggings ripped and my bare arse and puss hit the floor. My PT ran over to me to check if I was... This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard. Okay, but as i got up i accidentally queefed very loudly i was so embarrassed and he hasn't messaged since then do i initiate contact or shall i just give time of death on this romance time of death time of death girl you can't come by your poos and your butt because i can you

queefed i completely get it because not to be too tmi but like it you don't get a vpl in leggings so you would i would not i thought and it was horrendous i was doing i was doing a hip thrust i was doing a hip thrust and she literally did a hip something it it reverberated through the gym and it is genuinely horrendous I was like oh my god like my arse cheeks are like vibrated I was looking around I was like oh my god oh my god it's the embarrassment so and I also get that you wouldn't be wearing undies because girls, it gives you a better VPL. Okay, I'm telling you, girl, this is the most funny story I've ever heard,

but there's no coming back. No, you can't come back. You've got it. Like, there are other fish in the sea. And you're not that deep into the relationship. And I quit that gym. I quit that gym. You're on your last session, finding new PT, boom.

Finding new PT. Okay. Right. Down with the next one. This one is, I kind of hope that is the listener because I'd be so happy. So, hi girls girls i've lost all faith in men after this one oh are you joking we organized to meet at a pub so she was going on a date with this guy okay we organized to meet at a pub as i walked in he texted to say he was in the loo and told me what beer he wanted

fuck me oh my god he came out of the loos sat down without saying hello and took a massive swig of his beer without saying thank you and launched straight into a story that he was in the loo and on top of the um like the toilet there was a mysterious line of white powder which he thought was a good idea to do a line of right oh my god what is going on told this story whilst laughing hysterically and asked no questions about me right oh my god he then told me he invited his brother and mates to join us fuck oh jesus oh i actually can't honestly they were great company kind of wish one of them was my date funny when. Oh, darling. When they left, he proposed going to another venue,

and at that point... Absolutely not. At that point, he had asked me a grand total of two questions about myself after about three hours. I'm surprised you stayed as long as you did. Oh, my God. Good on you. I wonder if she carried on buying the bloody drinks.

Honestly. I made up an excuse that I need to do some late-night grocery shopping and take advantage of low pre-closing prices oh my god that's bad I'm like it's Thursday

the yellow labels are coming on and I gave I actually couldn't think of anything else no truly like honestly I'd be more

oh god someone's just died I'm off gotta go she's like just gotta do my shopping that's how

that's how uninterested she was oh truly I gave no hug definitely no kiss goodbye no he texted persistently for a few days to organize another date but i'd had enough um and said that i wasn't interested and he replied well you don't have to be such a bitch about it what me oh my god oh my god That is awful. That is genuinely,

yeah, I've lost faith in men too. You've lost faith in men. What a fucking, I'm in the toilet, get me a pint. The first thing is, he's planned it out.

Oh. He's planned it out so he thought, oh, if I go for a wee, then I won't have to buy the drinks. That's really, really disgusting.

So that's planned out so that I'm like, no, I don't like that. Not the vibe. But you'd be like, okay, let's give it a go

come back then he starts waffling on about how he's done a line in the bathroom alright big dog why are you bragging about that on a first date that's really icky

really icky and then you're like okay two down one strike to go then he brings his brother and his friends oh do you know what

sorry boys night get me out here then he doesn't ask me do you know what girl never text him back the fact he called you a bitch is because he's like insecure he's insecure it's the classic type of guy that if you won't get with someone in a club though you're fucking ugly anyway oh get out get out you ratatouille get out you little ratatouille you absolute you absolute

scratchster yeah get out my face yeah okay so i'm hoping that the first story is true and the second story isn't because I'm so upset for this girl. So I'm going to say the first one's a listener and the second one is a story. The first one is fake. No. Oh, you're joking. I would fucking love that though. Oh, I would love that.

I would love that. And the second one is a listener. I'm so sorry, girl. The second one's a listener. Honestly. I'm so sorry, girl. I'm really sorry. But you know what? so sorry girl i'm really sorry but you know what leave that in 2023 leave that in 2023 just throw it behind you oh 100 2024 is gonna be better

okay so you get the drill we're doing deep dive debrief learning about each other we're doing x about each other first one when you're drunk you cannot stop smiling you are genuinely like a gesture when you're drunk you're literally like do the smile um oh no does it look psychotic is it not like a fun smile no it's just like you're having so much fun you're like yeah it's. Like I'll literally come to the toilet with you. I'll be like, oh, could you pass me? Yeah. Like you can.

When you're drunk, you can't stop smiling. Like not even just like, you're literally like walking around like. I love it. Cheshire cat, Cheshire cat, Cheshire cat. Some say approachable. I don't know. Okay, I get you girl. I don't know.

Are you ready? This one. Oh no. Most, some of these, some of these Are you ready? This one, most, some of these, some of these are like funny. This one is just plain feral from you. Oh my God. You like custard.

What? It icks me out. You're feral. It icks me out. You like custard. You like custard. You like custard. Like,

guys, why are you doing that? Yeah, I fucking own it. Custard. Custard's the devil. Custard's the devil. Custard,

sponsor me I'm telling you on I'm a Celeb if they ask me what the dessert is bowl of custard boom bowl of custard boom boom boom

I don't like she's just jealous are you ready okay doesn't change the socks it's the not changing the socks that gets me and you know what

it's sometimes it's valid you know what it's sometimes valid you know what i'm like i'm a girl's girl so i'll back you but sometimes she denies it and she's like to the boys i changed my socks i didn't she didn't i'm like i never wash my socks she absolutely does it's because i don't i keep losing my socks i never have enough so i'm like you know i'll just keep wearing like the first part until they're old and gray bad no i know it's bad i'm actually gonna tell you a quick story that's equally as bad one of my friends told me that I was still patting until that old and grey. It's so bad. No, I know it's bad. I know it's bad. I'm actually going to tell you a quick story that's equally as bad.

One of my friends told me that her granny doesn't change her pants. She just changes her panty liner. What? And this is what I'm saying, girl. That's so different. It's so bad. That is so, that is so different. I change my pants.

Are you lying to me again? I change my pants. I go to the bathroom she's like shit you gotta put it like oh my god no i feel like socks aren't that deep socks have never been that deep why why get fungal toes i will not get fungal toes i will not you know my mom sent me a meme of this cat like this yeah like with its tongue out which went when when someone smells katie socks i was like i know i like... My socks actually don't smell that bad anymore. Not as bad as they used to. They used to smell very bad.

When we were in the house that we did before, they walked themselves downstairs. Oh, they were crusty dusty. They were crusty dust. They could snap. They were crusty dusty. They were absolutely disgusting. But you know what?

I'm a bit of a crusty dusty guy. Okay, you ready to go? Yep. So, this one's this one's whenever we're doing something and we go out for coffee or something like that and you find something to fiddle with and then you make and you make like crafts my favorite my favorite one is when when we went out we went out once and i was literally like yeah and honestly like i'm just like so confused about this whole situation blah blah and you have made a nap like snowflake napkin and you're like look i'm on a snowflake i was fucking scared thank god you like me because i'll literally go to like a cafe or something and i find something and then you'll make a little thing

out of it i've made like a crowd and and Katie's talking about yeah girl you got you look at this and you're like oh it's lovely. That's lovely. That's nice. Yes little one. I'm like yeah.

Ping pong pay. Okay. Oh god. The panic you have about online dating you're like no no no I absolutely won't

then he texts you like what should I say? She's like no she's like Archie i hate it i absolutely it's the honesty oh shit he texts about what do you think i should say and i'm just like oh i love it oh it's real i love the drama it's real it's real it's real i'm like oh my i renounce i renounce hinge i renounce it yeah but i've just matched with adam so what shall i do he's just said like hey with a little kiss. Like,

how do I even like respond to that? Do I respond like a hi? Because that's so different to a hey. Like a hi is a bit icky. Like, I just don't know. Yeah. How about hello?

Is that quite formal? I'm just like, oh, she's the best. Okay. Mine is, this is actually a joy one. Oh,

okay. I'm scared. But my example is very specific. Yeah. When we keep adding to a story until it gets too much specifically when we went out on fireworks night last year when we went to fireworks night we were waiting in the queue for like mulled wine yeah and there was a woman who had a feather in her in her cap and we sat there and we were like that's a nice feather yeah yeah that's a

lovely feather yeah oh lovely feather oh you'd wear that feather wouldn't you and then kit just goes yeah i'm gonna shove it up your ass i'm gonna take that feather katie and shove it up your ass and i was like oh i've never seen katie whip around she was like it's one of those fuck i was like oh i was fucking pissing myself. I was like, would you wear that feather? Yeah, yeah, I would. Oh, you look good in that feather.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would. I'm going to shove it up your ass. So we're going to go on to questions. Questions? Question? What? And this week,

I'm serious question. Yeah. And you're silly. Question? Question? Okay, so my serious question friendship vibes okay because we're learning about each other yeah yeah i'm never growing all right i still need to learn what one thing do you appreciate the most in a friendship and do you think that you give it to your friends this thing has to be like an overriding thing so if your friends didn't have it

you're like oh i just don't think i could be friends with you oh i'm in two minds okay it is a toss-up between humor and honesty yeah yeah i feel like if you're not funny we won't be friends yeah no take yourself too seriously if you take yes that's gonna be really difficult because i imagine you're there like saying, you know, oh, you make up stories and I'm like, how dare you?

Yeah. How dare you? I'm an extremely self-deprecating person and I really don't take myself too seriously. No, you don't at all. Like, so if you do, I'd find that weird.

Yeah. I'd be like, oh, it's not that deep. It's fine. Yeah, we're having fun. Also,

if, but, I would also want my friend to be completely honest with me. To know that, because I know for a fact, if I went up to you and I was like, was I in the wrong there? You would go, love you, but yeah. Maybe, yes, I would.

Yeah. And you need that. You need that. Yeah, you do. You can't have friends that, yeah, you have hype women, absolutely agree. But you can't have friends who lie to you. Like if I'm cracking on with a guy,

he turns around to his friends, and he's like, absolutely not. I do not want you to protect me. No. And say he loves you. No. Say to me he's not into you, darling. Yeah.

You're hot shit. You're absolute hot shit. Fuck him. Fuck him. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I want. Honestly.

That's what I want. Good answer. Yeah. What would you say? I feel like humour. I feel like I need someone to make me cackle. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I want. Honestly. That's what I want. Good answer. Yeah. What would you say? I feel like humour. I feel like I need someone to make me cackle. Yeah. I can't have boring friends.

No. I just couldn't. Sometimes I feel boring and then I think actually Kit wouldn't be friends with me if I was that boring. I would never be friends with you. Yeah, that's true. Ever. You actually make me cackle.

Yeah. And sometimes I like to push you to the edge like the feather up the bum thing. And then I like to see what you do and then you give something like 10 times back. My silly question is, would you rather have a chicken as a best friend or a grape? Now, there are conditions. If you're best friends with the chicken, the chicken will warn you away from any danger.

It will squawk. So if you're walking towards anything the chicken, the chicken will warn you away from any danger. It will squawk. So if you're walking towards anything, if you're like that you shouldn't do. So if you're like, if you've got a, you're going to the gym and the chicken thinks it's a bad idea, it will squawk, you can't go. Oh, maybe they'll like the fire alarm at the gym.

Fire alarm goes off at the gym. But if you're best friends with the grape, the grape will tell you every single thing like anything any truth for example you the grape has to be with both have to be with you at all times so for example if you go to archie did you take one of these things and he goes no the grape be like he's lying or if someone compliments you like oh my god your hair looks gorgeous the grape be like she means your hair looks shit she's being fake but will the grape tell me even if you didn't ask the grape oh yeah so if someone goes oh i love you they're they meant it will the grape get crinkly no so the grape will always stay juicy the grape the

grape can easily be squished so you have to be very careful with the grape. What happens if the grapes get squished? Then you get bad luck. Chicken every day. Oh no, actually, I can't take a chicken with me everywhere. You could put the grape in like a little Tupperware box. I feel like straight away I wanted to go for the grape, but I'm a bit scared because I know people lie. I wouldn't want to know everything.

But I don't want to know it all. No. Like, if people, if I'm feeling shit about myself, and my hair looks shit, just tell me it looks good. Yeah, don't. At that point, I don't want an honest friend, okay?

No, no. I don't want an honest fucking friend. I want a loyal friend, okay? I want a friend to be like, you're so hot. And I'm literally not okay. Like, look at my hair. Imagine.

Like, I'm windswept or something. I just want a friend to be like, you're so hot. I don't want the grape to bring down the vibes and be like, you're not. Bad vibes. I'd be like, shut up, grape. Yeah, she lied the grape to bring down the vibes and be like, you're not. I'd be like, shut up, grape.

Yeah, she lied. Shut up, grape. I'd be like, hey, grape. Whereas a chicken, I just feel like I could be easily ate out if a chicken was with me all the time. Yeah, but it also would be protecting you from danger. But that's the thing, the chicken's unsightly. The grape you'd have, but it would be like the little policeman on your shoulder. So I think I would go for the chicken.

I'm taking the fucking grape, okay? i would go for the chicken i'm taking the fucking grape okay you're taking the grape i'm taking the grape i don't know i also love grapes yeah i know red grapes specifically yeah specifically grapes bloody chicken and i'll go off of my bloody grape grapes and custard but you know yeah i don't know i think it's a double edged sword the best because i would use the grape against you as well i'd be like kz have you taken this if the great no i wonder if i could ask the grape yeah i'd be like just can't have my flowers and the grapes every day every day okay guys guys love you so much love you every single day deep dive debrief every January, every single year. So you can just learn a little bit more about us. About us.

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