The Debrief - The Denmark Diaries

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

Welcome back to The Debrief!! This week Kitty and Katie dive into all things COPENHAGEN! We give you our recommendations and tales of the tipsy long weekend which is not one to miss. As always email any debriefs or dilemmas of your own to: [e-mail] We hope you have the most amazing week!Lots of love, Kitty and Katie x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

i gotta rebel so hey we're back we're let's like we've never been away i know but we're back it does actually freak me out that the listeners won't know. We've been out. We've been out and about. We've been out and about. Like, you're just chilling in Monday. I know. Like, hey, girls.

And we're like, we have been. I've been frolicking. Everywhere. I've been frolicking everywhere. And now we're back in the studes. Ready and raring. Ooh, ready and raring. Ready to rumble.

Tell me a mantra. I would love to know what you've got on offer this week. My mantra this week is, oh, I am worthy of love. Oh, I love that. I know, I think I forgot last week that I am, so I'm telling myself this week that I am. Peach had a bit of a crisis.

I did have a bit of a crisis. Just a little crisis. I think it's so weird though, because she's always in such a good mood, and her face was like a slapped ass. When I tell you slapped ass, it was a slapped ass. And fuck me, you should have seen

me. I was caught jester. I was trying all me best moves. You were. Peach was having a moment. So we all do it. Sometimes you just can't shake it and that's alright guys. Yeah. That's okay. That's okay. I'm also gonna combat as well. I don't okay. I'm also going to combat as well. I don't know if you can hear in my voice as well.

I'm sick. She wasn't well. I wasn't well either. So it was just a lot of things going on at once. But now I'm just a more positive Polly. Kitty McNeil, what's your mantra? Okay. My mantra is, if I cannot change the things I do not like,

I change the way i have been thinking oh so there have been a few things that i felt how do i get out of this i'm like how do i get through this situation i can't see the the exit routes yes so i was in the dark so i'm trailing across the walls trying to find a light switch couldn't find a light switch so what do i find next and then like feeling if there's a bit of a draft to find a trap door you know yes so i'm thinking okay i don't like it let's change the way i'm thinking let's change it up love that because i think you can get so uh pulled down by i don't like it and i don't like why this is happening,

and it's really, and whereas if you just go, okay, well that's happened, and that's okay, because, you know, shit happens.

Shit happens. But, I will say that this sounds, something that's negative, I really don't think it is, I have had a fabulous week, with, oh yes,

multiple fabulous things happening, yes, so I feel like a little jack in the box right now oh i'm like however there's always you can always tell yourself that things happen for a reason and it's the world's not happening to you what's that phrase oh it's um happening for you not not to you that's it that's right and it's happening for you so let's change it up 100 i love that yeah flip the perspective you have to flip it definitely and even with your ones about i deserve to be loved and all that kind of stuff

it's like you you put in your head okay not why am i not in a relationship or why am i not with such and such it's no i can offer something so much more yeah and there's a reason why this is happening and that you know and you just have to flip it because then you're then it's so much easier and also bouncing off what you said yeah um saying we've had such a great week yeah although we're talking about these kind of things a bad two days does not mean a bad week no that's something you have to remind yourself which i need to remind myself there are few boys out there yeah yeah few boys that hey boys hey dad and archie um but one bad day doesn't mean you're doomed no literally just you need to shake yourself off a bit yeah and get back out there i think that's what got me about last week is that i had a one day wobble yeah yeah when it's a two-day wobble i get a bit

shit scared yeah when you know when you kind of wake up in the same mood and then the same kind of oh i'm still feeling pretty deflated like that yeah it's hard it's actually really hard to shake it off but it's easier easier said than done but like you said that flipping the perspective on that helps so much say to yourself don't think in that way i'm gonna wake up tomorrow yeah and see if something is negatively said yeah or if i feel there is an awkward situation yes i'm gonna feel differently about it i literally had to write in my notes app all girlies know the notes apps where it's all all in yeah i literally had to write down it was like seven o'clock and i wrote katie at quarter past seven you'll be in a better mood yeah so i was like i'll give myself 15 minutes yes yes but sometimes that's all it

takes exactly allow yourself to wallow yeah oh yeah girls come on we love a wallow. We need a wallowing wallow. Tell me a song. My song of the week is... Uh-oh, I love her because she moves in her own way. She moves in her own way. By the coops. I don't think I know that one. You must. I don't think I do. When I was up in my knees, I was up on Sundays.

You should know it from that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a pretty good rendition. I really should do, but I didn't. I'm sure if I listen to it, the amateur version, because that was pretty professional right there, I think I'd know it. Yeah, I think you would.

Yeah, come on, get it. Okay, mine is, Cause I'm hopeful Yes, I am hopeful for today Take this music and use it Take me away So when we went to Copenhagen Copenhagen

I did recall when we were back in halls how Archie used to put this song on every night and karaoke to it. I was like, what was that song with bars and melody? Those two little jelly beans that went on X Factor. What was it? What was it? And we played Hopeful and it just gave me a bit of a buzz.

I was like, with my mantra and with that song, we're all hopeful. And it's like, I know it ain't easy, but it's okay. Actually, actually, Katie, let's play a little game. Just before we move on. Just before we move on. Okay. Okay, okay. The lyrics that you have for your

song you have to speak to me like a monologue oh I like her because she moves in her own way oh oh oh um she came to my show just to hear about my day what what's the lyrics don't blame me do i answer or do i carry on blame the coops okay should i start from the beginning you've got a better one than my i'm hopeful yes i am okay i'll do that yeah i'll do that yeah i'm hopeful I'm sorry guys I'm sorry let me go again okay ready and action I am hopeful yeah I am I am hopeful for today you got to take the music and use it take you away

I can't I actually can't okay that was great that was phenomenal that was great that was phenomenal that was great your acting skills

top notch gotta get the music and use it and then take you away. Right, we are faffing about, Katie. Come on, you know what it's time for. It's the Wrecker. Wrecker.

Recommendation. And our recommendation this week, Copenhagen. Copenhagen. Copenhagen. Copenhagen. Some people say Copenhagen. But the locals.

But I would say it's Copenhagen. We are. Like, hug Copenhagen. We are weird. Like, hug and dust. We had a Danish old time, didn't we? Oh, we were on our holly bobs. The weather. The weather in Copenhagen. The weather.

It was chilly. It was quite chilly, to be fair. And it was good that we'd all planned out our outfits. Oh, my God, yeah. It was so much fun. I did feel the cold made it feel quite romantic and Christmassy. Yeah, oh my God. I was like, oh, it feels so...

It felt like a very romantic city, personally. I thought, oh my gosh, you could fall in love here. You really could. It was cosy. Yeah, it was really cosy. And all the pubs and stuff were really low down and cosy. Yeah, authentic. Really lovely. I went into this vintage shop

and there was even a little roaring fire going on. Like a little crackling fire. And I was just like, what's so romantic here? I know. So tell me out of 10, what would you say Copenhagen is out of 10? Solid nine. Oh, nice.

Really nice. I would have to agree. It was really high up there for us we went with the same group that we did last year yeah so there was about 11 of us yeah for me it was a 9 out of 10. i thought it was absolutely phenomenal it was gorgeous and the architecture is so interesting it's gorgeous cobbled streets more importantly the croissants the croissants. The croissants. I couldn't vouch for that because I'm gloating fray over here. But there were many a bakery for peach to nibble on. Yeah, yeah.

I loved it. I love my food. Yeah. More importantly, I love me pastries. Yeah, of course. So I'm going to set up shop there. Woohoo! I'm going to get there.

Copenhagen. Copenhagen. So tell me two things you noticed about Copenhagen. My first one. Yeah. How quiet it is. Yes. It is a quiet, it's a very quiet city.

Very quiet. You know, we obviously live in London. At like, we go out clubbing. We went out on the last night. We're walking back to our Airbnb. It's like 4am. Yeah. The streets were deserted. Genuinely. It's like 4 a.m. Yeah. The streets were deserted.

Genuinely. It felt like a ghost town. For a city at 4 a.m. Even on, because we were there on a Monday. You know when people say the city never sleeps? That city sleeps. That city slept. Yeah.

He's in his memory foam. Like, that city was well equipped. For me, I don't think it was just the evening. It was during the day. Very quiet. It was such a calm place. Yes. Like, genuinely, it was so calm.

No one was in any rush at all. No one did a rush. What I noticed is how everyone, every single person is good looking. So good looking. Everyone in Copenhagen. So good looking. I mean, I'm telling you you what is in their water system everyone was everyone has stunning cheekbones boom popping and it wasn't like look like they'd

effortlessly just roll out of bed it was crazy but they were in the most fashionable outfit everyone was spectacularly put together stylish and stunning yes and i'm not just saying you know the young people everyone yeah dad's mom's grandparents the babies the bait the babies the babies they were dressed so well they were literally we looked at their baby and he was literally in args and he had a little cord sweater vest over the top and we what is going on here what's happening so so far it's so calm yeah and they are so stylish and stunning yes for someone who's single for katie it was a field day oh my god so many attractive my viking my vikings vikings my vikings yeah they were gorgeous such gorgeous men okay tell me my other one is how chilled out everyone is genuinely

so so like so chilled out they did not care how long they were taking like they didn't and they honestly could not give a flying fuck like i ordered a coffee it took them 10 minutes to do like they were like we'll just call you when it's ready i was like oh okay yeah and i was outside waiting looking through the window like, oh, God. And then they kind of knock on the window like, it's done. You know, kind of, when you're ready, don't bother, but it's here. So chilled. So no rush.

On one of the nights, we decided to cook. Well, I say we. We didn't cook. No, we didn't. But we went and got the food. So we went on a food shop to cook a meal for everyone that was staying. And we were trying to find puff pastry, which... Puff pastry?

Puff pastry. What do you do? We were literally trying to find anyone. There was this guy who was clearly working at the store. So we were like, hold on. We're trying to look for puff pastry. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, no problem.

I'll go check the back. We're walking behind him. I felt like I was stalking him. He was walking so slowly. I was almost bumping into him. I was like, oh, sorry, sorry. A little golem looking for his ring. Literally, we were waiting for ages in the supermarket. He comes out, he's like, okay.

Doesn't say he doesn't have it. Then starts walking back over to the fridges. So we were like, oh, maybe they've told him where it is. So we're walking over. Then he's just stacking the shelves yeah like literally just stacking them so slowly and then it was literally archie was like i don't think he's helping us anymore guys so we literally just followed him and watched him just do his job yeah a good five minutes and he genuinely turned around he's like oh um i don't think we have any more in stock and we were like okay okay and it's not even like you

could kick off no because they were so chilled you just had to be like cool they're like fine i mean i even found it in the airport so on the way out we went from gatweg yeah and you know fucking nightmare like shout it hurry up next next number two number three yeah liquids out all of this anyway on the way back it's silent silent in the queue and genuinely we were in the queue for quite a while but it was silent and there's this woman she's like hi how are you and i was like um i was like yeah i'm really good how are you and she's like yeah great you just wouldn't mind taking off your jacket i'm like yeah yeah that's fine i was like what the fuck is going on

right now i know they were so chill and you know when we walked through the buzzer they were like yeah just walk through and i walked through and it beeped and they were like no worries just go back they were such kind people yeah you know we were walking across the street and stuff and i had me bloody heeled boots on and I did do a slight little wobble on a cobble and I know and almost took out one of the Danish and I was like oh and honestly she was like I said oh my gosh honestly so embarrassing I thought calm down oh my gosh I'm so sorry I'm so sorry and she was like don't worry are you okay I was like yeah she's all good have a good day I was like what

the fuck I was like why why are you pushing me honestly I was like what is going on that is so nice I know genuinely I felt so excited because I went to Zara and the man pay I was paying and the man spoke to me in Danish and I was like you think I'm sexy stylish and slow yeah yeah and silent and silent that was the biggest shocker yeah

and I was like oh my god like no he was like he was like oh okay would you like a bag I was like

yes so basically they're elite they're kind they're quiet they're chilled and they're fucking beautiful elite

so Peach let's day brave let's daybreak give me a few recommendations from the cop and hack and trip so food wise oh food wise because that's arguably the most important of course it is booker bakery i fucking loved it is that where you got the chocolate croissant? Yes. Lovely. Best Nutella croissant ever. Okay, nice. Flat out.

We'll never have a better one. Yeah, truly. Coffee was great. Yeah. I got this like poppy seed bun. I was such an asshole. I went in and I was like, can I have the cardamom bun please?

Pointing at this thing. And they're like, that's not the cardamom bun. Oh. And I was like, oh. Well, thatamom bun, please? Pointing at this thing. And they're like, that's not the cardamom bun. Oh. And I was like, oh. Well, that wasn't very polite of them, was it? And they were like, but they, well, then they're like, but you would love this so much. It's a Copenhagen delicacy.

They're redeeming themselves. Honestly. And they were like, I think you'd absolutely love it. They said, is it your first day? I said, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they said, oh, well, this is a great introduction to Copenhagen.

I have one of these. And I can't remember the fucking name of it it was delightful describe what it was like it looked like a little like flower okay like pastry wise it had like curves yeah and then it had poppy seeds on it oh yummy it was covered in like a like sweet sugar syrup and on the inside was like almond paste oh how lovely it was fucking incredible i was like i want 10 of these oh my gosh that's so yummy and i remember because we were really hung over the first proper day we were there and that just sorted me out yeah it was sensational oh my god that sounds so good what other food places did you like? We went to Little... Is it Lil' Bakery? Yes. Lil' Bakery.

Sensational. I mean, you and Arch were having a look for quite a while and doing a lot of research on places to go. It genuinely, it felt like we were on this bloody hike to the middle of nowhere. Oh my God, yeah. We were leaving the city and it felt like we were off and we were going to end up in Iceland. We were off and we were gonna end up in iceland

we're in the countryside where are we yeah genuinely the countryside but it was this great authentic it kind of felt farm vibe yeah um they had like rosemary hanging from the the like ceiling and stuff so it smelled great it was really hot it was like a sauna in there because they're big into their saunas yeah and i genuinely so because quite a danish delicacy is to have a bread roll yes butter and cheese and for us you'd be like oh cheese sandwich they're like no and they call it a certain thing yeah so i ordered this at little bakery oh my gosh it was the best bread i've ever tasted in my life the best butter i've ever taken and i didn't really like butter but it was fluffy it was the best bread i've ever tasted in my life the best butter i've ever taken and i didn't really like butter but it was fluffy it was really wet it was so yummy and the cheese

was like it wasn't melted but it almost melted in your mouth i was like this is bloody gorgeous it was it tasted so good yeah so good another great one which i thought was fabulous so much that i had it three times was gasoline grill it was this burger place they had they have a few dotted around coven but the main the main one it was an old actually it's a working petrol station yeah and inside the petrol station it is this like burger place yeah called gasoline grill and they do just like a cheeseburger and they do like so i got it the first day they had a mini one in a like a street food market yeah so i was like oh my god i'm gonna get the gasoline grill was fucking fabulous great burger it looked incredible it looked juicy juicy such a gorgeous

burger the sauce the pickles the onions yum yum yum yum it looked incredible then we went the next day with the big group to go get gasoline i thought well get a gasoline grill again because i'll do that again round two that was fucking great and you could get chips at this one so you could get truffle salt chips and they were just oh my god amazing then we're at the airport what do i see a gasoline grill and i'm like well it would actually be rude not to get one such a shame you couldn't get one earlier katie so why not why why not why not third time's a charm we honestly it was like a running joke it was like the only thing katie's eaten here is this burger the gasoline grill and every time she was slightly disappointed every time she had it the first time she's like oh

that was good but it said that it's the best burger in the world people are like she had it the first time she was like yeah it's all right it's all right and then she got it the next day i was like oh you must have liked and you were like yeah yeah really good you had it so you're like that's nah it's not that good yeah you're at the airport you're like do you want these are fucking shit it was honestly i i thought okay you're so funny they tasted like a five guys burger yeah and it was a very yummy burger like do not get me wrong but i thought my life was gonna be changed yeah once i put that wrapper down and i'd be like i've seen the light gasoline grill once you sniff one of these pickles it i'd be wise reborn reborn but i wasnborn. But I wasn't. But you were. It was like a slightly better Five Guys,

but I would recommend going, especially for the vibes of the one in the petrol station because you're like, oh, edgy alternative. Like, oh, it's in a petrol station. Without sounding a bit like Greta Thunberg, but I was slightly worried how people were filling up their cars with petrol. Right next to a big... Right next to where big right next to

where you were eaten i did think that was a bit odd well yeah well i thought it wasn't working until we were in the queue and a car was like beep beep and tried to i'm pulled in and like filled up their tank yeah i did find that a bit strange i i was a bit like what are you doing girl yeah i was like guys don't eat it don't eat it literally what else did you like? Let me think. What else was a highlight for me? Loved. Okay, so you have to do it, as in to get good photos, but you have to go to the colourful houses. It's great to get cute little photos.

It's really nice. Is that what it's called? Nyhavn? Nyhavn? Nyhavn? Nyhavn? Nyhavn? Nyhavn?

I think that's it. Oh, smashed it. Absolutely fucking smashed it. Really cute. It's just really aesthetic. And the thing about it is it genuinely feels really authentic. I feel since going to places like Paris,

which is really nice, and going to other places, it just feels very, it's all very dolled up. You know, it's all quite the Mayfair of paris and all that kind of stuff yeah um whereas this just felt authentically beautiful and it was just so stunning we went on this boat ride and oh my gosh it was great way to see the city don't don't get me wrong great ways to oh me fucking god we had the sleaziest boat driver. Boat driver. Oh, my God.

He's like, hey. You know when they try to act up? Yeah. They're trying to get their tip in. Yeah. But they're just making jokes and we go past. Wasn't there like a picture of the queen or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he said, what did he say? It was just cringey. He's like, oh, there's my wife. Oh, it's cringey. He's like, sir. Yeah, it's really cringey. He just cringy he's like oh there's my wife oh it's really cringe i was like i actually can't oh he kept but the problem he kept stumbling as well yeah yeah i think he tried to make a joke being like please let me know if you've got any questions about copenhagen google them that was his joke such a strange man it was it was really strange honestly it was like because

the tunnels are quite low and narrow because of the boat they said if you were going through a tunnel you have to sit down and one woman was taking a photo and he was like seems like no one values their life on this boat and i was like yeah yeah i was like oh my god oh my god let me tell you a funny story so we went on a run in the morning. So me, Arch, and one of our friends, I was like, right, I'm going to go for a run, you know, try to sweat it all out. Yeah. Anyway, we're going on this lovely run.

It's all good. And the boys are really, they're like quite far in front of me. They're really far anyway, so it's fine. So I'm just like jogging at my own pace. Anyway, I see this little dog. Not very interesting, but not a lot of dogs in Copenhagen.

Not a lot of dogs. Anyway, so I see a dog on my foot. interesting, but not a lot of dogs in Copenhagen not a lot of dogs anyway, so I see a dog and I'm like, fuck, what's this? oh my god, I haven't seen you around in a while, little one anyway, this little dog's coming past me and I'm like, ahhh, as I'm running ahhh as I'm running, I'm like, ahhh

and then I try to connect with the dog, you know, when you give it the eye like, look at me, look at me, look at me so I you give it the eye like look at me look at me look at me yeah so give this dog the eye but it's going behind me as i look behind i stack it when i say i stack it i roll i roll i roll i tuck and roll i tuck and roll and we are right next to the river and and when i when i fall on the ground i'm probably like a meter away from the river but i had a slight moment out of body experience where i lay on the floor and thought i was in the water so i did a few arm movements like this on the floor i was like and then i was like trying to catch my breath you thought you went in i thought i went man

overboard and everyone you know what they're all like stylish but you know no one's russian they're walking at a slow pace thinking it it's okay. Yeah. Are you okay? I'm like, I am. I am. I am. You know, they're not rushing at all. It's like taking their own time. Lovely people.

Yeah. But honestly, I was like, I can never come back to this place. No, my favorite, actually, if we're going to do favorite falls. Funny stories. Favorite falls that you took was we went clubbing on the first night. Yeah, go on. Firstly, we went to this bar and you could smoke indoors so weird it was so strange and at first i felt like i was with winston churchill yeah do you know what i mean you know i was just like this is what it must have been like when they could all smoke inside working on the versailles treaty you know just just really like this who's gonna whip out a map i need to see where the troops are honestly but it was because it

was so smoky you could kind of not say you couldn't see no i was like this this is so vagging cool until i'm like i feel like i'm gonna pass out genuinely genuine yeah we thought we were cool for a second but then my sister was actually icking me out though because she's she's an opera singer and she'll let you know but anyway we were in the smoking place and she's like holding her breath like a puffer fish she's like my lungs my lungs can't let it get into my lungs it was honestly we were so much fun in that and there was literally a club next door so we went into the club and we're all dancing. We're all having a really good time.

Madonna's Just Like a Prayer comes on. Just like a prayer. And it's literally like, you know, I'll take you there. I turn around, Kit's on the floor. I'm literally like, we were stood. The way you say it, I turn around, Kit's on the floor. Kit's on the floor. Why are you like, we were stood. The way you say it, I told her, kits on the floor. Kits on the floor.

Why are you doing that? Why are you lying down? The thing, maybe, maybe the Copenhagen energy got into you because I've never seen someone fall so slowly

in their life. Yeah. It was almost like in slow motion and also we weren't, we weren't stood on anything wonky. No one like shoved past.

It literally just like your legs buckled like out of nowhere. You were like, you know I'll take you there and your arm came up and you were reaching to the sky and then you fell and then you fell and i was like i just remember though i remember one of the other girls we were with saying how i was lifted i was so i was falling down into some kind of split but i was so drunk i just took the inevitable you know i took the hit i thought i'm gonna you know me ass will be out in a second and everyone will see

my crack and it's at such a slow pace i'm like am i really fucked right now or what is going on and i feel literally about six people on each arm pulling me up to salvation yeah like jesus lazarus again lazarus again lazarus again they were all so quick and they literally just kind of looks like you're crowd surfing genuinely like genuinely genuinely lifted you back up nicely didn't they okay let's debrief on clubbing okay yes um i want to know what you thought of the vibes. Tell me. I would say I preferred the first night to the last night. Yeah. I liked the clubbing.

Yeah. I thought the music was good. The club we went to was very cheesy tunes. Oh, it was so good. I was happy. Yeah. Living my best life. Yeah.

Loving life. The other, I prefer. Oh my God, you've got to tell the story about the men you met in the club. Oh my God, my Vikings. Oh my God, Katie met some Vikings. No, so I was dying. She was like Anna. I honestly should go to Copenhagen. You should. Every year. Yeah. met in the car oh my god my vikings my god katie met some vikings no so i was dying i honestly should go to copenhagen you should every year yeah look for the booze yeah so i'm walking out

so storm the bats in full swing like the wind the wind and the rain i've never felt something quite like it in my life it was cutting ice cold ghastly gh. Ghastly. I'm in like a little mini skirt and heels and like tights. Just to paint a visual picture. And I'm coming out and the bouncers have umbrellas. Like how nice is that? And both reach to cover me with an umbrella. I thought, how kind. How kind and considerate.

Then I'm heading out and I'm walking down the stairs and then the guy's like, no, no, no, I've got her. And the other one's like no no i've got her the other one's like no no no i've got her no i've got her i'm like boys boys i'm only one woman there's only one of me i said i'm just waiting for my friend so i stood under the umbrella with one of the bouncers while we chatted about how cold it was honestly i was like to peach i was like so how did you find the clubbing because i didn't see you a lot the first night we went clubbing because i was with my sister and we were just boogying and all of this actually funny story with that come back to in a sec um i was boogying with my sister and then i saw peach at the end of the night and i was like so how was it yeah you know did you find your danish prince yes she's

like i found two found two she's like and i was fought over i was like wow i was battled over by she was absolutely battled both of them just wanted to keep me safe and dry oh yeah they did well while you're being battled over yeah poor lily was being batted away so lil and i are dancing together so this is my sister she's a year older than me we're very close anyway we're having a boogie boogieing away and arch was with us yeah now arch can get to a certain point when he's drunk of just he thinks any guy is coming on to me any guy you know yeah literally my dad's comes over you're like quacks he's like no stop take a step back you know boyfriend boyfriend all right he's in a relationship be respectful anyway so we're booging we're booging we're booging and there are a group of boys around us yeah and i'm

like fair my sister's single do your thing girl you know she's looking great i'm like anyway they're literally a few guys come around us and i've got my back towards them so i'm like not engaged at all and lily's kind of giving them the way i am like great archie literally pushes them away he's like no no no and lily's looking at me like oh seriously i'm gonna i'm not gonna get with anyone and he's just like no you know anyway he keeps pushing him away he keeps pushing him away and there's just like you know kind of flirting yeah all of this giving them the eye and archie just turns around he's like no no and she just said to me kit i can't i just can't i can't find the danish prince because actually he's whack-a-mole in them all away he's whack-a-mole-ing them away

clubbing overall in copenhagen tell me because we went out again what did you think of that i preferred to be honest before we went clubbing yeah we went to some bars yeah and I much preferred the vibe at the bars yeah the vibe clubbing yeah yeah I think maybe it was that club we went to I don't know I feel like the music was just a bit off but I much preferred the pub vibe the pub and bar vibe the pub and bar vibe culture in Copenhagen is great because most pubs are open like the late night bars are open till like 3 4 a.m yeah yeah genuinely and I'm not out that late no no but but to be fair you do enjoy a pub bar vibe more anyway yeah because you like to socialize and kind of speak yeah it's quite hard to chit chat to people unless we're all on the vibe like let's go boogie let's go have a boo um but let's have a boo let's have a boo i would say that copenhagen is a good place to go

out so you know if you had a group of friends great nightlife all that kind of stuff i'll be like oh my god definitely copenhagen it's a good nightlife although we say you know it's quiet yeah they weren't quite on the night out you know we're gonna sign a disco and it was good it was really really good what i would say is though it's just very expensive it's really really really spending i think it was coffee and page you was like 11 pounds if you have monzo it tells you that it tells you how much you're spending in pounds yeah like when you the transaction goes through so when i'm sat there they're like oh it's 200 kroner i'm like two pence that's fine yeah i

could not do i could not keep like keeping track of the conversion yeah so i couldn't tell whether When I'm sat there, they're like, oh, it's 200 kroner. I'm like, two pence, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what you mean. I could not keep, like, keeping track of the conversion. Yeah. So I couldn't tell whether what I was paying was good or not until I, like, looked at my bank account and I was like, wow. Oh, interesting. That was a lot. I got a fur coat that I look like Catherine of Aragon, honestly. Oh, that's amazing.

It's got me bloody fucked around me now. It's slinging around me now. And they're like, yes like yes you know that'll be 770 and i'm like the pounds i'm like pounds pounds pounds i can't do that i'm like that's a lot of money i was like no but that's danish kroners kroners kroners Icarus I have got three I've got three I have two

oh okay okay the first one is when you're on an airplane and you're trying to find your seatbelt and there's someone next to you and you have to kind of

wiggle around and finger their arsehole from up there before you before you can find your own yeah and I was like this woman sat next to me

and I was just trying to yeah sorry and she's just like no no worries i'm like and you don't know to make eye contact to be like i'm looking at the belt i'm not being strange yeah so i was just kind of trying to i'm just you know i'm just looking at the belt and she's like no it's fine it's fine and then i'm sat there buckled in and she's like oh sorry i just need to get mine so then i'm doing a hip thrust in the air like okay ready yeah people tripping up yeah which which i did like i don't did on the trip but i also saw men like no but not like a fall like a little trip oh a little skip and they're like oh a little skip to do yeah a little skip to do and it was just a few people it was just oh god and then

they kind of look around yeah like i hope no one's seen that i did did you i kept tripping over in the airbnb yeah the doors had like a little lift yeah like uh of like wood yeah i tripped every day over those fuckers i did a big trip to do um you know when you have to get out of the gate i kept tripping over those cobbles yeah okay so we literally just arrived and when we first arrived it was me katie and my mom and dad we had a few coffees we had lunch it was really nice anyway we wanted as my dad calls a frushy which usually means a sweet treat now he defines a frushy as something with pastry so dad's like right let's get a few frushies in so i go up and ask you know could you explain to me all of them because they had them all lined lined up all the frushies but they had they didn't

have a name tag of what they were yes so he said oh could you tell me what that yes yes of course now this is an apple strewed oh lovely lovely this is a cinnamon pie oh gorgeous gorgeous this is a pear cake oh my gosh lovely and this is a cookie i was like oh sorry um what's that he said cookie and i said um oh um i'm sorry i i don't understand and she said it again and i said oh we we don't have them could you explain to me what that is and she said a cookie i was like i was like oh i was like oh i see what you mean one of those fat biscuits yeah i got you i got you i can't have it it's actually to be fair it didn't look like a cookie it looked like a cake it was so fat it was like a big fat

cookie it was really like tall and thick. It was this thick cookie. It looked like a slice of cake. It did look like a slice of cake, just like a cookie. You should see me, the look I got. This happened yesterday.

Tell me. We were going up the escalator on the tube. Tube. On the tube. Tube. And there was a girl in front of us with a suitcase. Oh.

She got off the top of the tube and she just stopped at the top of the tube. We almost did a fucking Nutcracker Domino's where we were, honestly, we almost tippled over her because she just stopped. Who stops at the top of the fucking escalator with a big bag? Kit almost goes flying into the back of us.

I was livid. I almost go into the back of you and i was like why on earth would you do that you silly woman she literally just stood there and it was like block no one could have got off no it honestly actually could have been very dangerous and you know when you're so annoyed i was like oh no don't worry don't move katie was like but i was like why are you doing that i have i always have that with people you know when people get off the tube and they just stop i'm like look keep it moving figure out where you are in a sec or if people are just they don't know where they are so they just stand

there and look around i'm like move to the side to the side people are in a flow yes honestly so annoying right okay so you know when you go through the airport security and you're like almost through it and then you go to passport security and it's like you go they go see i mean the amount of bloody times they look at your passport oh god it does it doesn't furiate me i'm not gonna lie i'm like seriously how many times come on anyway finally go up in the behind that little glass thing you wait your turn and sometimes they'll ask you where you stay sometimes they ask for you where you stay. Sometimes they ask for how long you stay.

I got the lovely question. And this lovely Danish man says to me, oh, why are you here? Yeah. Business, pleasure. And before he even finishes, I panic because I'm like, yeah, I just said, oh, just for a bit of fun. I was fucking hailing. Just for a bit of fun.

And he literally looks back and bless him actually good on him because he did he did crack a smile he bless him you know that did amuse him um but I just was like why it was so funny just for a bit of fun we all go through because the guy said oh why you said to me why here I said oh I'm on holiday he said oh have a nice trip I said oh thank you oh I'm going through and I said oh isn't it funny when they ask you you know i always panic when they ask why are you here yeah and then it was well i just told him what i was here for and it was just a bit of fun yeah nothing more nothing less i was like no i've got no expectations just a bit of fun i'm pretty black and white no need to lie told him i'm here for a bit of fun i'm sure sure I'll have some. Yeah. So, you know. Yeah. Honestly, I was pissing myself.

And I did. I did have me fun. Question. Question. What? Question. Debrief question. Okay.

You're serious this week. My serious question. Hit me, hit me, hit me with your bear shirt. If you could get the credit for any famous piece of art, now that is a painting, a piece of music, or a movie, what would you want to poach off? Oh, that's really hard. You'd get the credit.

It would be like, buy Kitty McNeil, or you could insert yourself into it. Oh, love the credit for the Harry Potts. I would love the credit for that. I wrote them all. You wrote all the Harry Pot that like i wrote them all you wrote all the harry potters yeah who wrote the harry potter wasn't it no it was kitty mcneil i wrote it in a few days yeah i would love to have the credit for harry potter that's a great one it

is yeah that's a great one yeah now music it would have to be something iconic like Bohemian Rhapsody. Maybe a bit of Madonna like a virgin. Maybe it has to be something iconic like Queen or Elvis or Elton John, things like that. One of those artists love to take all of that. Brilliant. Now a painting. things like that yes one of those artists love to take all of that brilliant be my own yeah

now a painting hmm I feel like people idolise Monet and Picasso yes or maybe

what's his name Salvador Dali I'd maybe do a cheeky Salvador Dali oh that would be fun because you know how he kind of brought in surrealism

so maybe I'd take yeah the surrealism oh wow wow wow i take all the surrealisms whack him in my pocket because i'm a wackadoodle anyway yeah yeah i would yeah how about you i think movie yeah back to the future never seen it you're kidding you're kidding you're kidding you're kidding it's one of my favorite films that's the one that's got a musical as well yeah yeah okay i'd wanna why would you one of my favourite films. That's the one that's got a musical as well. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Why would you want Cred for that? I love Back to the Future. It's a cult classic. Is it? That or the Jurassic Park franchise. I want to be like... What's the... Do your best dinosaur impression

because I've got actually a really good one. Okay. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wow. Yeah. one um okay oh my god my god wow yeah now i do the full like the arms yeah oh my god but i don't think i'd be like a t-rex i think i'd be one of those little ones. What are they called? The raptors. Raptors. Oh, I'd definitely be a rap attack. Like that. And they do that nose scrunch. Anyways.

Wow. And the art, and the art. The art. Oh, and music. We haven't done music. Music, I think, something by Beyonce. Nice. If everyone's like, oh, what's Single Ladies?

I'm like by katie yeah that'd be great and then put your peach up i'm like yeah um i think art i don't really know a lot of art okay so i'm gonna be basic and say uh the mona lisa oh i don't know i don't know whether i want to be the credit for painting the Mona Lisa or if I'd want the Mona Lisa to look like me. Oh,

I see. I think I'd actually want the Mona Lisa to look like me. Oh, shit, I didn't know you could do that. Because I think that's even more iconic.

Okay, cool, cool. I'd just be hanging there in the Louvre like, well, you know how, what's that artist

that puts shit in a jar? Shit in cans. What? Yeah, there's an artist oh i'm trying to it was like a still life um of just cans of stuff and like cans he was quite famous for doing it yeah they put poo in cans yeah and it was like isn't that so intellectual is it it's like it stinks yeah i think that'll be that would have to be i actually

yeah so i'm gonna stick with jurassic park franchise as my like was that spielberg no that was casey leach that was casey well that's a good choice to be fair because everyone knows jurassic park everyone i fucking love jurassic park old everyone knows jurassic park everyone knows jurassic park yeah yeah yeah yeah okay I'm gonna ask you my silly question. Yeah. You go on holiday, alright? Yeah. You got what's in your handbag. Now, what's in your handbag? I'm telling you, okay? Yeah.

Is your phone, your phone charger. Yeah. Your passport, so don't worry. Okay. Your wallet. Yeah. Apart from that and the clothes that are on your back, so you got your jumper, your jeans your hugs and your coat, whatever you get one thing

one thing in your carrier bag what are you bringing? clean pair of skiddies? or are you bringing your mascara wand? or oh oh oh just to add, this cannot be purchased in the other country

so you can't say oh well I'll just get everything else. You can't, okay? You can't. What would you bring? I think it's a bit crass to say your vibrator, isn't it? That's a great answer. So I'll retract that. No, you can bring that. You can bring that. So I'll retract that. No, you can bring that.

You can bring that. You can absolutely bring that. I'm not going medieval. Medieval. I'm not going medieval. Get your loot out. I tell you. When a woman has to go medieval, you know.

I'm not going Baroque, am I? That's not happening. You get your loot and you put your little head veil on and you're like, oh. And you do one of those circle, what are they called? with the ribbons maypole get round the maypole

if not that I'd probably say mascara or like a face cream yeah I think that would be nice I think so well I know what you'd bring eyelash curlers probably Eyelash curlers. Eyelash curlers.

Yeah, probably me eyelash curlers. Probably me eyelash curlers. I'm just thinking, if I'm going on a holiday without moisturiser, my face would get so dry. Lip balm, shit. Lip balm. Oh my God, me lippy.

You'd be like... What would I do without me lippy? You'd be crusty dusty because your skin would be all dry. Crusty dust. Well, actually, no, but if you were going where the sea was, the sea has a lot of vitamins that could probably replenish the moisture of your skin mine might be tint no tinted lip balm yeah so at least it's got a bit of a bit of

rosy than a rosy hue on that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah still attracting all those you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah still attracting all those you know men well i was gonna say that and then i thought archie well why are you attracting loads of men on the hypothetical desert island why would you why would you attract men i just don't understand yeah why would you bring lipstick kitty what who's that for you don't want dry lips for me yeah it's all for me it's all about you it's all about you peachy yeah i love it when you do that i do it i love it i do it right guys kiss the day goodbye i've got a lovely day ahead of me i'm going to see a play today so i'm very very very excited casey's doing a bit of boxing would you know going boxing'm going boxing I think I'm just going with art. I honestly

cannot wait to hear that. I'm so scared I really don't want to do it now I'm like pew pew pew pew pew I can't wait it'll be a little kangaroo I will be like a little kangaroo. Right guys Copenhagen's have a great week Thank you for listening to the debrief. Thank you from your co-host Kitty McNeil

and from your co-host Katie LeNeil and from your co-host Katie Leach this has been the debrief goodbye my friends goodbye my lovers bye bye