The Deep 3 Podcast - 1 Problem Every NBA Team Must Solve | Ep. 77
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So how have y'all spent your all-star weekend break?
Chilling, relaxing.
You know.
Chill and relaxing.
That man is a liar.
This is one of the most eventful.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
You're a liar.
We got back on Monday and I immediately took a nap.
I proceeded to chill right away.
That was my plan.
It was an eventful weekend.
But yeah, the rest of the break, I'm chilling.
I'm sleeping.
I'm napping.
That's funny.
Yeah, man
We're, listen, we're recording this on Wednesday, February 21st
The All-Star break ends tomorrow
Our season starting up again
But, you know, if you guys saw the last episode
That dropped on Saturday instead of Friday
Which is a, I don't know a mix up to our normal posting schedule
But that happened because we were at NBA All-Star weekend
Recording a live show in Indianapolis
That went pretty well, you know, we had a lot
We had a little crowd there
We, Nikolaise's pictures pulled up of the show there
Somebody said I had to stand on something to be in the first pick
No, that's crazy as hell.
I didn't even see that one.
How did y'all feel about the live show about being at All-Star Weekend for the first time?
All that.
Man, I guess we start off with baby steps.
Being at All-Star Weekend was crazy as hell.
I hopped on my flight and I see agent from A&P.
Then I see some, like, the CEO of overtime.
And I see the rapper Lil Tyler, the 16, 17-year-old dude.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?
I land.
Boom.
Dominique Wilkins right in front of my.
face up. I'm like, holy shit, man. I'm really
here. Legs and
these start to muggle a little bit. Came together at the whole weekend.
Yeah, exactly. There was so
much, so much happened, bro. We witnessed
the atrocious dunk contest
witnessed Donovan, Donovan Airball.
Charles Barkley tried to steal my
girlfriend from me, and we can get into that story, but
I guess I might save it for the stream on Monday
8 p.m. But man, oh man,
so much shit happened.
What about you, Donna? How do you feel about the weekend?
Well, how do you summarize it?
Hmm.
eventful and cold.
Bro, it's cold as hell in Indianapolis.
Oh my goodness.
And like, it was like 16 degrees.
You and I were walking around at like, when was it?
I think it was after All-Star Saturday night.
We were walking around trying to get to different places.
And it was just like an uncomfortable experience.
It was just too cold.
We didn't have beanies.
We didn't have the right type of jacket.
They didn't have any kind of gloves.
Our faces were literally frozen walking around that city.
Yeah, man.
I was so mad.
We left, there was a concert on Saturday at the venue after, like,
I excelled after Saturday Night Things.
I forget the guy's name, Jelly Roll was, was recorded as performing.
We decided to leave early.
We went to Enwar to try to get into this party or whatever.
I was walking for 30 minutes in the cold with the lightest jacket on.
Wait, time about, I'm sorry, Nicku, you take this down now.
You take this down now.
Y'all have to understand immediately after this, snow, in my face, right?
understand the conditions not even snowing right now bro what are you talking about that's what i'm saying
you have to understand the condition of what it was like it was 16 degrees about to snow you get me in
an actual gym that's different right then you get on the street with some regular rubber ball that you
find in a fifth grade gym the one that has done all the little you know is growing the other
basketballs on it that's too much all right damn relax i was with donovan we did this i'm the
worst hooper of the three of us by far tell him what you shot at i made two my i made two my i made
two of my first three shots. Tell them what you shot at. I don't know what's the same
place you shot at. What do you mean? You were not at the same place. You were taking layups.
I know he was not. You were taking layups. Look at I'm trying to lie. I made two my first three
and this man had to shoot five times before he made it embarrassing effort from somebody who called
himself the best hooper of us three. You better next time. Play me right now. Play me right now. Played
fly to Houston. Play me right now. I'm dead, bro. Yeah, man. Yeah, again, it was a phone weekend. I was
not prepared for the cold coming from Los Angeles and Texas before that. First time I've
experienced a cold like that in quite some time. I'm not used to that Midwestern cold. It was
nuts. Yeah, I can tell you guys one thing and I feel like I can speak for all of us and probably
75% of people who went to All Star Weekend. We are never stepping foot back in Indiana. I have
zero reason to do that. I go in Indiana. I wasn't going to say it. I was going to live. It was that weekend
to be the main characters. That city is boring. It is tough, man.
But, hey, it was a great time.
I ran into so many just huge dudes.
I saw Kenny Smith walking in front of him.
I'm like, wow, bro.
I don't know how he does it.
Shout out to him because if I had that.
No, for real.
For real, I don't know how he walks straight.
His knee is going into the other leg.
It's crazy.
Perpetual bruising.
Yeah, no.
The most bone leg.
He needs that surgery.
He needs that surgery where they break your leg and they make it straight.
That's crazy.
He has the one for it.
Yeah, also, Rick was good.
great. As you guys leave in the title today's episode, we're going to go through every
single NBA team, and we're going to talk about their biggest problem they need to solve
in the second half of the season. You know, we're past the trade deadline, so these aren't
problems that can fix our personnel move. It's going to have to be straight adjustments,
finding ways to use their personnel better, all that. So, going to be a pretty in the weeds
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I mean, I don't know what to say.
Pray on eaters, rejoice.
Before we get to the, you know, going through every team's problems,
did you guys see all the, you know, conversation about conversation today?
Everybody talking about the state of NBA media after JJ Redick went on first take
and once again complained about the whole first take, hot take environment
and how it's not prone to educational content and all this stuff.
Did you see that?
Discord squared.
Yes, I did see it.
Discord squared.
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't see it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Doesn't the NBA media likes more
than talking about the NBA media?
Yeah, no, it was absolutely hilarious to see
just like Patrick Beverly come out of the woodworks
fighting for Doc Rivers' online reputation or whatever.
But, I mean, I saw a lot of interesting things.
There's a lot of validity to JJ Reddick's argument and conversation.
One of the biggest talking points that he had was like,
yo, I post a video breaking down, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
50-some, 50-K-some views.
But I talk about Doc Rerick.
and fire off at him 10 million engagements or whatever and like that sentiment is just like super true
basketball is like top tier basketball the market for it is like caters to crayon eaters you know what I'm
saying there's nothing wrong with that necessarily like I enjoy the fun stuff too but at the same
time we can even like speak from from our channel perspective like when we post a video not talking
about like a super fun conversation like drafting somebody or like putting jersees in the tier list
or whatever, like, the views
don't do necessarily the same.
And he's speaking facts.
J.J.R.X's whole point was, do fans
even want this type of content or do they just
want the bullshit that he's
in the limelight for getting attacked, arguing for?
He's like, every time I do this,
you all perpetuate it and push it out there? Like, do people
even want educational content? Is the
NBA fan base lazy? Didn't he be educated
all this shit? And you know,
he does this every time he goes on to first
take. Occasionally he gets frustrated
and is like, what the fuck are we talking about?
as if he's not on first take
you know like he's surprised by this
after going on first take
the show where that's all they do
so it's led to some people
giving back
pushing back on his point a little bit
Nick Wright was on Twitter
talking about like
I don't go on diner drive ins and dives
and complain when we talk about food
you know like this is what you sign up for
it's a bit pretentious to pretend
this should be anything otherwise
you know there's a market for this
where do you fall on this Donovan
I feel like you're probably pretty opinionated
I'm somewhere in the middle though
I think like
I think that this is something
that we try to
do a good amount is I think like when you watch basketball there's obviously like the
meme of like two two camps you have like people who watch it and you're like oh like that that boy
nice and then you have the like advanced stat nerds on the other side and like yes yes advanced stats
help and they help to you know provide context for a lot of things that you see because sometimes
you can't sometimes you can't just rely on your eyes I've seen people literally look at some look at a player
and be like, oh, he's a shooter.
Like, you can't leave him.
And then you go look at the stats and he shoots less than 30% from three, right?
And it's like, what you're watching isn't always true.
But honestly, what I look at this, this reminds me of a conversation, like, if we go into music.
And it's like a, it's like a Drake versus Kendrick Lamar where you're like, well,
Kendrick's a better rapper.
Like, look at, look at his lyricism, look at everything that he's doing.
It's like, there's cool.
That's cool.
And there's a time and place for all that, right?
But if you're out, you're not trying to hear Kendrick Lamar screaming, sliding down a wall, right?
You want to hear some Drake stuff, right?
And that's the, that's the mix that we're trying to get.
And I think that JJ Redick, like, you are also JJ Reddick and you have a platform to do all the nerdy stuff that you want.
Stop hating.
Like, it is what it is.
I think, or do bone.
I think JJ Redick has a great point.
J.J.R.R.R.R.R.R. is right. But I think Nick Wright is right about this isn't the vehicle to do.
it and explain this on. If you're going to go on first take, this is what they do. This is the
platform that the entire point of the show is to give hot takes and play basically a game of
entertainment for casual fans that want to see arguing. They're coming for arguing, not for
analysis. So to go on there and get on the soapbox, this is a hilarious place to do it. Like,
why are you even coming on the show then if you don't give a fuck about this? But he is right
overall about a sentiment that that style of content and how companies like ESPN have fully dove
into that. They saw Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith get traction in early 2010s arguing about
LeBron's legacy every motherfucking day. And they triple down on it and made their entire network
around it. And I think that has really made it. So especially NBA fans, this is the only
way they consume this stuff. All they think about is first take ass brain when they're talking
about basketball. How did this affect LeBron's legacy? Exactly. That's like that's the, that's the
automatic mode of consumption for so many fans. And J.J. Reddick has a problem with that. My problem
with, though, is that he was like, do fans even want to be educated? And I don't think it's a fan
thing where they just don't want it. I think they're, they've been conditioned to think that
because it's all ESPN shoves down their fucking brain and makes them think this is all we need
talk about. It's not even that, though. There needs to be a better mix. It's, it's, it's past
ESPN, right? The NBA has marketed their stars. They've marketed like this player versus this
player since the 1980s. This is something that's been going on for 40, 45 years. So this is
literally how the league is built. And so to think that you're just going to show up.
up one day and be like, hey, guys, I have this breakdown of like this pick and roll coverage
and like everybody just can be like, oh my gosh, this is the best thing ever. Like, it's going
to take time to undo everything that David Stern built the league on. It's not going to happen
overnight. But what you're talking about is people liking players over teams. That's a different
conversation. No. I think it. I think it leads into this because when you talk about like, when you
talk about baseball, right? Baseball is not a rings culture sport at all. And I think that everybody
kind of understands that it is a team sport and you really need everything firing. Obviously,
it's a little bit different basketball because of the way that like one player can affect a team.
But when you market the stars and then you take that and you say, okay, we are building things up
to be player A versus player B. And now we take that into rings culture. It is directly like,
related to that in how fans see teams, right? You see teams as LeBron and the
Cavaliers. You see it as Kevin Durant and the Phoenix Suns, right? And then that kind of
spirals into everything and everything else. So like it's going to take time to kind of unlearn
this and look at things like, I guess from a micro perspective and starting looking at like
the X's and O's and all the stats and stuff like that. For sure. The NBA definitely has a part
in it. But I think a big part of it is I'll blame ESPN as a main corporate. There's obviously
the other media companies that are part of this, the ones that, even the ones that we work
for, you know, like there's plenty of culprits in this media escape that have shaped it to be
what it is. But I think it's the easiest to just look at ESPN as the prime example because,
you know, they had the whole embrace debate era that even now, as we're a little bit after that,
as that kind of fell apart for them and they've kind of hit the new era, everything they talk
about is trades. Everything they talk about is how do we get this player to the big market?
The cabs go off, have a crazy stretch. Even if we're doing, you know, the NBA wants to market
at stars, if you think of their version of it, best case scenario, which you can still
see problematic, is like, let's big up Donovan Mitchell. Can he be the next MVP or whatever?
Instead of like having conversations around Donovan Mitchell, even if it's not going to be the
Cavs, ESPN will come on here and be like, how do we get him to the Knicks? You know,
does his recent play make you think he'll request a trade next year if they don't win the title,
you know, like it immediately becomes a narrative-driven stuff like that. Even outside of the player
focused stuff the NBA talks about, these companies see the success of this narrative-driven stuff
and the success of this debate stuff
and that's where the profits come from.
So they go straight into that,
let's triple down on that.
People aren't going to want to listen
if we talk about the Cavaliers.
So it's fine a way to make it about the Knicks,
find a way to make about the Lakers.
And they're just doubling down on profit over substance,
which is, you know,
not to get all so boxy,
the story of America in every industry,
but that's affecting media in every way,
not just sports.
And this is how we're seeing it play out for us
where it's just ruining the ways fans
think about the game
because of this profit-based approach to sports media.
What do you think about that, Donovan?
I mean, listen, Isaac's not wrong, right?
But I also think, like, there is a level.
And I think my problem, at least in what JJ said, is why Isaac alluded to earlier, is that you did this on first take.
And a lot of the times when people who are very like exes and nose driven and very.
statistical in their analysis of the game whenever you get into these big picture conversations
a lot of times it comes off as as you're condescending it comes down as like why are we even
talking about this why are we even doing this as if that conversation doesn't even have a you know
a place we saw donovan mitchell literally for an entire offseason basically subtweets say
i want to go to the nix there was talk all this time about like x-1
line Z and him in him going to the Knicks so it wouldn't be shocking as if you know to to
look at him and think of him in the context of oh is that still a thing is he going to is he
you know eventually going to go to the next I just think that you can find you can have both
and you can you can have a balance between these two things but you got to learn how to like
I think also insulting the the product as is on either side is kind of just like counterproductive
Go do your job, right, make the content you want to make.
I promise you, if you make good content, people are going to rock with it and you can build it from there.
But like, you're mad, like, you're mad that the, that the Ice Spy song is the one trending rather than, you know, you're an eight-minute, you know, lyrical miracle type of thing.
Just relax.
Like, do what you do and everything will solve itself.
Yeah, there's definitely a market for a mix of both, right?
That's what I feel like that we try to do with this show is get people in the door through the shorts and everything of,
We do the fun bullshit because it's fun, right?
And people want to see it.
And then they come to the show and they'll see more substantive conversations.
Like, hopefully, like this one, the ones that come before TikTok time, you know, like, try to find a blend of both.
I think that's enough of what you got to do these days with the state of media because you can't ignore the short form, mind, the younger fans, the stuff, the stuff.
But like I said, there is a balance to it and oftentimes first take can go to the opposite way where it's too much of the bullshit, right?
Where you're saying what we're going to talk about, Donald and Mitchell stuff?
Yeah, a little bit, right?
but not all the time.
We're not going to spin it
when the cattle are doing well
find a way to spin it
to the Knicks stuff
instead of talking about both
you know there's a time and place
for everything
and he's right
it is leaning too far that way
but it's again
we agree the place to message
that is not going on
for his take
that's the point where it comes off
pretentious
yeah
yeah
yeah man
such such an interesting conversation
I mean
all this also has to do
with like
just basketball as a whole
being the I feel like
basketball is the easiest sport
to get into
because there's not as many moving parts compared to something like baseball or fucking football,
which their roster contained like, what, 50, 60 players or something crazy like that?
52, yeah.
There's so many moving parts.
And when it comes to basketball, it's just like, okay, easiest form of his like one-on-one
after that, five-on-five, you know what I'm saying?
And I think I agree with both of you guys.
JJ Redick, there's time and place for these types of conversations or whatever.
He could be doing this because he's like, this is his biggest.
platform ESPN. But at the same time, you know, he is doing this part by doing his,
uh, the show that he has on his show with Nikaias and Steve Jones, I believe, on his channel
talking about all the Xs and O's. So it's like, it's a time of place for everything, you know,
with a little pretentious, probably that, but I think that just may be JJ Rex personality,
just a little bit. And then after that, and that one makes him him. Yeah, that's what I feel
him. So like, people say the same shit to me that I can come up, just like that. So I understand
him like it is what it is sometimes it's hard to it's when you're someone wired like him it's hard
to deal with so much bullshit that you know as part of the job but can get frustrating when you feel
like it's just like so much fluff that like he just it's he can't comprehend how to just like
accept all this i can understand him getting frustrated by that i often feel similarly so it's not
surprising to me that he would go this route even if we think it's a little bit much yeah exactly
Could you imagine how you'd feel if we asked you, if I asked you, Isaac, like, every two weeks when you hop on the show, who's better, Bonner, Jordan, who, where do you rank?
I wouldn't do this shit.
But then again, in a different format.
He doesn't have to do that shit.
He has a successful show doing what he wants.
He doesn't have to go on first take.
So that's the part that's like, stop going on it.
Well, granted, he has the ESPN contract.
Part of it is maybe they want him on there or whatever.
So we don't know how that works exactly, but you're a fucking multimillionaire with your own success.
platform. You don't have to do this. You can do your own thing, I promise. You don't have to get...
My bag is different. Very, which is fair. But I found myself, I often get very frustrated by
narratives and how annoying the things we talk about in basketball are. And I found myself how to remind
myself that like, you can just get out Twitter. You know, you don't got to give a fuck about what
Twitter's talking about, about Anthony Davis, about Shakego's Alexander or whatever. I think he's
even more wrapped in it as he's an even bigger media person than we'll ever be. And he's so,
listen on TV is a different level of scrutiny
and different level of consuming the stuff
I think he has to do a little bit of that disconnection as well
and realize some of the shit just doesn't matter
facts
so you're saying that JJ Reddy just touch grass he'll be okay
he's stuck in being too terminally online
I've been there I've been there plenty of times
he has to stop giving a fuck
that's hilarious
touch grass is Jay Reddick tap in with timeout mode
on iPhone
on iPhone
yeah man
All right. Let's transition away from that. We're about 20 minutes in. Let's get to the meat potatoes this episode. We're going to go through every single NBA team and give one problem they all got to solve. Donvin up, why don't you go first as a resident hater? I know you got some negative you lined up for us. Who was your first team? My first team is the Dallas Mavericks. And I'm going to do the thing that you hate the most. We're going to talk narratives right now, right? Oh my gosh. Go ahead. Because, okay, and I'll say this.
I'll say this.
Realistically, their problem that they're going to have to solve is, are they going to be
able to surround Luca Donchitz with enough versatile defenders to where he can do what he
does on offense and then defensively they can cover him and Luca and then they'll be fine in the
playoffs.
They've won six straight games.
They have the second best defense in the NBA at that, in that time, but they played the
sixes without MB, they played the Knicks without Brunton and Randall, right?
There's some games.
there was some weak wins, but also they stomped the thunder in that span.
Yeah.
And that's-
Which granted, that was a Madnay game coming onto the road.
Exactly.
I don't really blame the Thunder for that loss either.
Exactly.
But that problem, I don't necessarily, I don't see it as like a this year type of problem.
That's kind of a perpetual thing that if you have Luca Donchers on your team, you're
always going to need those types of players and that's always going to be a concern.
So it seems more of a prerequisite than problem.
My real problem that I have for the Mavericks is
they're going to have to figure out a way to keep
Luca Donchitz from running off into the sunset
with Nicole Yokic, right?
And I say that because right now,
even as good as they are playing,
they're probably not going to be in the top four in the West.
They are going to have to go on the road
for a deep playoff run.
And there's a lot of teams that we think are better.
And so eventually we're going to get to a point
where, you know, if they're not, they're not getting back to the conference finals the way
that they were two years ago, we might have an issue, right?
We think that the team that they've surrounded with him right now is definitely an upgrade
over the one that they had earlier in the season, but they need to put pressure on themselves
and don't have Luca be the one sub-tweeting people.
The Mavericks need to take the initiative to make sure that they have the best roster
around him to make sure that he does not leave whenever his time is up that's the that's the real
problem but outside of that like everything else is fine i love how you just did exactly what i was
talking about first take doing they're playing well on you're like what if he leaves that is hilarious
i told you i told you get the fuck out of here i told you and then you use nikola yokech as
you and then you use the koliokic as his bromance to go ahead and bro they were running around like
ghost and all weekend like like yo relax relax relax
And I understand that's high level.
That's high level.
That's high level.
That's why I wanted to start with that.
I need this Stephen Smyth delegations.
I need you like it.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, I agree.
It's a problem.
I hope he never leaves.
But he's not turning down Supermax money.
So I don't see him leaving any time soon.
Nobody's ever turned down Supermax money.
You act like the Supermax money can't be signed and then a trade request happened.
That's all that's all I'm saying.
But if you want to go into a couple years of gap.
If you want to go.
into like the real thing yeah i think it's i think it is real talk like the defense of um from this team
they are obviously like very high powered offensively they have shooters they have athleticism now
around luka but if they are going to go and beat the minnesota tim wolves with their with their
size if they're going to beat the the nuggets in their offensive system everything that the thunder
have been doing you're going to to need to be able to one stop people at the rim and you're
going to need really, really good defenders. I'm not 100% sure that they have all of those
things to make deep playoff runs and beat those teams one by one by one in the playoffs.
Yeah, I think the biggest problem they have right now is they don't have enough big wing defenders,
which, you know, most teams don't. It's pretty hard to do that. It's going to be hard to,
I think back every time I'm thinking about most of these teams that are contenders, how are you
going to beat either the Nuggets or the Clippers? And, you know, Lucas had his way with the Clippers
over the years, but he always loses those series. And,
This team has one less Dorian Finney Smith than they had in the past,
and the clippers have one more James Hardin they had in the past.
So even harder to imagine them having a defense strong in front of the perimeters
to guard James Hardin, Paul George, Kauai Leonard,
with Kyra Irving in the building now.
Tim Hardaway Jr. plays big minutes.
Listen, like I said, they don't have Dorian Finney Smith.
They just got PJ Washington and Daniel Gafford,
who are being good additions.
Don't solve that problem at all.
If PJ Washington is guarding Kwai Leonard, you're in hell.
So I think that's the biggest problem is how are they going to match up with these big wings that are on all the best teams in the league.
Exactly.
Yeah.
For me, it's just like, well, to piggyback off what you said, Isaac, I hate using that transitional word, but it's a goddamn good one.
Just do it.
Just piggyback is fine.
They just simply can't keep up with a lot of the top elite teams in the Western Conference.
When it comes to their defensive pieces, that's more so the part, of course, like, that's been the consistent.
of their entire tension with Luca Donchus.
They just can't keep up simply as simple as that.
Offense, just because you have Lucan Dantuan's on your roster, there's a soul, there's
not a saw in the planet that they can't keep up with.
But when it comes to how effective their wing guys are, you know, I'm saying.
The Tim Hardaway Juniors of the world is just like, that's when things got a little
bit shaky now.
They have, this is probably the best roster that Luca Dantius has had on paper, but
in terms of just like what this dude actually.
actually needs. I'm not a hundred and ten percent sure. Now, Daniel Gafford does move me, of course.
PJ Washington is way better than what they previously had, but just looking at the archetypal
player that Luca is and his deficiencies, I'm not 100% sure how they will hold up once that time
comes and pace starts to slow down a little bit and people need and teams need to start locking
up. And I don't know if the Dallas Mavericks will ever eventually be that team that locks
anything up. Yeah. I like, my biggest issue I had with them early in the year before this
trade was they don't get to the rim a lot, their 28th and rim volume, which I think having Daniel
Gaffer and P.G.O. Washington helps there directly. You know, with Gafford there now, between him and
lively, they're always going to have an athletic rim runner on the court. And it maxed leap has been
good defensively, too. So, like, I don't really have an issue with their front court anymore.
But defensively, they're still 28th in rim defense accuracy given up. And as good as Gafford
is, I don't see him solving that. So that's my biggest problem is, can you build a competent
defense when you don't have big wings and you don't defend the room well you're going to have
to really out shoot teams you know when you have aluka and kaira it's always possible but
that's a difficult place to start from hmm like you're always starting in a disadvantage there and
if you're going to start disavange you need a ball handler to bail you out every game look is the one to
fucking do it but that's a hard team construction which again they're better now so maybe maybe
they can outgun that every week now yeah yeah this whole situation in for the defense I guess right now
the all-star break. It's more of an unknown than a problem, but it definitely can snowball
into a problem. So that's why I put it down there. Yeah. I'm very hopeful than though. The more
I think about them, the more hopeful I am that they're going to be extremely good after we come back
and see more of this team. So in terms of like the teams I'm most or least worried about, they're
closer or least worried about right now. That's fair to say. At the same time, it's like, I bet it's
so frustrating for any fan in the Western Conference right now just to like see their team thriving. A lot
of teams right now are like 9 and 6 in their last whatever or 10 and 4 or 10 and 6 type shit
and they like haven't moved or if they moved it's like up a smitch against other teams so it's just
like west is tough man this is probably the toughest year of the west than i've ever seen
personally at least since that year when a the rockets and the warriors were insane and everybody
else was trying to be good with those two teams were like the one and two seed the west are preloaded
in that era but yeah we're back to that point where there's a lot of teams that can compete
tough man tough
but is it going to hear your next team
I'll do my next team because there's one I want to talk about
early in the show so we can get to him
because they've been in the news a little bit
the Brooklyn Nets
this team's biggest problem
is they don't know what the fuck they are long term
or currently
they just fired Jock Vaughn over the All-Star break
which was not surprising
in a long-term view
he was only there as an interim coach
that it's kind of like an Antonio Pierce situation
where he did well as interim and earned it
and the players wanted them, so they gave them the full-time job.
It has done nothing of promise since then.
And there's been some reporting from different players within the organization
that they've been frustrated with their game plan as of late.
They lost in embarrassing fashion by like 40 points to the Celtics
in the last game before the break,
which seemed to be the breaking point where they said,
Jog Fawn, you've got to get the fuck up out of here.
And after that game, McHale Bridges went to the podium
and basically was saying that this team doesn't know what they're doing offensively.
To the press, he was telling them that he feels like the game plan
is just really incoherent.
And he said he feels like they have a game plan
based around Ben Simmons, but when he's not there,
the dribble handoff game isn't there the same
that they kind of lose who they are as a team.
And, of course, in the wake of this firing,
Brian Winhorse, I think, reported that
people on this team were frustrated
by Jock Vaughn building too much around Ben Simmons.
So, even just on the X's and Nose,
what are they doing offensive with this roster,
nobody's happy.
Camp Thomas has said he's unhappy with it,
even though he's, you know,
whatever value of player you want to give him.
This team turned down
all their picks back from the Rockets
when they try to trade from McHale Bridges,
they're committed to building around a third option.
They don't want to make any type of big move
because they want to be competent.
Overall, everything involved in this roster
doesn't know where it's going right now.
If it is genuinely true that they turn down
all those picks from the Houston Rockets,
I can't do nothing but pray for those people in Brooklyn
because, oh my goodness.
Like, right now when I see them,
I see the game plan.
It's to build around McHale Bridges
and then hopefully build around
along with Cam Bridges, there's Cam Johnson
and Dorian Finnis Smith
who just feels like a less evolved version
of Macau Bridges is just so much like
redundancy going around everywhere.
There's no real plans,
just like straight up delusion going on.
And I just don't know where to start from this.
It just must be coming from like top down
and their organization just reeks of incompetence.
Oh, definitely is.
Yeah, we've heard it for the jump.
Every time Joe Sye touches a mic,
he says, I miss the days before Kevin
rant and kai reek when we had a good fun team and he wants that again he just decided to hitch
that wagon around mcale bridges and put him in a role that he's not really suited to play
and i think it's kind of unfair to him honestly yeah listen this is a team we talk all the time about
teams not having direction and this is a team that one has no or within the city of new york
and they don't have no sexy players no sexy players no i was like they every time a
A road team comes in.
The road team has more fans than the Brooklyn Nets in their home arena.
And it doesn't matter if that team is on the West Coast, if they're in the Midwest.
They are coming in and they are filling up Barclays Center to root for their team.
This team needs a, it needs a reset from the top to bottom, right?
From GM to coach.
You can't keep having a GM, picking a coach and pick an interim coach, and then you trade half the players on the team.
We said this when the trade happened.
that all of their players are perfect trade candidates for other team, right?
They are fine players to be complementary pieces.
They are fine players to be role players.
But if you have just a team of role players, this is exactly what you're going to get, right?
The NBA is too talented to where you cannot have, you can't have a team without a legitimate,
low-level all-star and think that you're going to be competitive, even for the playing.
So they need to figure out who's going to run this team.
They need to figure out what they want to be.
And if they want to be 42 and 40 and be that fun team, that's fine.
But go ahead and do it with a 22-year-old rather than a 28-year-old and you'll be cooking.
Damn.
Dude, Macau Bridges is 28?
Something like that.
I think so.
He's not young.
He was already an old rookie, so it's not, he's getting up there.
Yeah.
The funny part to me is how as soon as he got fired, the reporting was that Jock Fawn wanted to build too much around Ben Simmons.
And we had a report a while ago
that Spencer Dinwiddie was extremely upset
wasn't trying wanting to get traded
Apparently this is a big part of why
And that's so funny because I'm sure
As a player in the organization
You're not going to want to be building around Ben
Because I'm sure they have lost faith in him
Like everybody else has
But on the other hand
If you're Jacques Vaughn
I think it kind of makes sense
Because the only way you can imagine
This team having any sort of ceiling
Is if they get the most out of Ben
And get lucky with his health
So I understand wanting to build
For a sense of like
Prioritizing getting him going
because without that you have no ceiling
but that can get tricky
when he's not available
and the players are like
what the fuck are we doing now?
Yeah you're right
like Ben Simmons coming into the season
he was the X factor
for the for the trajectory
of their entire organization
I tried to tell you
both both you guys were all in
and was like this is the year
like Ben Simmons is back
it was more I was hoping for it
Isaac sold me I didn't go win it
I got and I told you
I told you that when you guys
I was hoping for it
I told you guys that we are here in February and you guys are homeless because you bet the
because you bet the house on Ben Simmons being, you know, comeback player of the year, this is what's
going to happen. I, listen. Yeah, I mean, he's back because he's back hasn't held up and it
continued not. I understand that, but like it was more like a wishing into existence thing.
It was a hot take episode for God's sake. But like, I understand that. And it's not surprising,
right? Year after year now, you've seen that his body's not going to support him.
Continue to not support him, right? He's back.
now, but he's still not playing back to backs and missing games every now and then.
Even when he's on the court, his confidence is still not existing.
He doesn't even look at the rim.
He runs around and passes the ball, doesn't even try to score because he doesn't want to get
fouled, doesn't want to go to the free throw line.
What do you do with that?
It's tough to build around that.
Y'all are lucky, right?
Y'all are lucky.
You guys didn't actually bet y'all's house on Ben Simmons.
John Vaughn did, right?
John Vaughn, Ben, his job on Ben Simmons.
He's fine now.
That's true.
He didn't even got a job because he trusted in Ben Simmons.
So we'll see how that goes.
Nickill
That's hilarious
We're gonna fight
Like yo take the video down
Thank you
Take the video
Off the screen
Oh bro
Black short
We can move on man
This is a team
This is crazy
We can't spend too much time
On everybody
We're already 35 minutes
And we're talking about two teams
So
Good grief
You guys are fucking
Yappers bro
Jesus
We talked about that
20 minutes ago
Oh by the way
As always
Mo gave me
Mo decides who gets
Each team
And he always
gives me
The worst fucking
Teams in the league
So I'm not gonna
I'm gonna skip
Over the Hornets
Washington and yeah just those two
because he gave me these tanking teams
we're not talking about them today
no we all got we all we all got like
two to three just trash ass teams my trash
teams are the spurs and like the Portland
and trillazers like so much more
wait wait wait you got the Pistons you got the Pistons you got the Pistons
no did I say Pistons my bad I meant to say
the Spurs and the Blazers
I don't say the Pistons Donvin is just
mishearing you no yeah Isaac you said Pistons
I did not I said
Trash is trash
you guys are talking about trash
in different forms that we will not be talking about.
Anyways, Mo, who's your first team?
Yeah, anyways, moving on to that.
The Milwaukee Bucks, they have huge problems
to answer. And of course, like a lot of people have already been
super down and out on Doc Rivers, just in general.
His reputation hasn't been the best in the NBA community.
You know what I'm saying? Leads the league and blown 3-1 leads.
Hasn't one-a-way to put anything relative,
anything of like substance since like the obama administration back when hummers were out and
popping it's been a long time since he had really like any real emotion you know and so him starting
out three and seven isn't you know what i'm saying the greatest thing in the world but at the same
time you'll see some Milwaukee bucks truthers not to say that on one of them would be like yo
the Los Angeles clippers started out even worse than that and look at them now so can
I guess the biggest question for them is can they solve their defense? Is Patrick Beverly, along
with Doc Rivers, enough for that? I've said from the start of the season, this team just does
not look right. And they got away with it just off a straight up talent. And they're going to continue
to like being just straight up. They're going to just straight up be great because of Yannis and
James on their roster. They'll have one of the five best offenses in the league. But their defense
just continues to be worse and worse and worse. I looked up a random stat earlier before the pod.
when it comes to just things like boxing out,
they're the fourth worst team at doing those little things
in the entire NBA.
They're one of the worst teams in the entire NBA
when it comes to forcing turnovers, you know?
And the more so the boxing out part
just tells me like, yo, this is a straight up effort.
You can't squat down a little back a little bit
and fling your arms out, like what's going on here, you know?
And so there's a lot wrong with this team.
And can they fix it?
I don't know.
My question is to you guys, do you think they will?
Do I think they'll fix it?
Like, do they think they'll be a championship contender?
Who knows?
But listen, in the last 10 games, since they got Doc, they're 3 and 7, like you said.
Dames missed a lot of those games.
Chris Melton's missed almost all those games.
So I like to punch down to Doc as much as anybody.
He's a very underwhelming coach over the years.
I'm not putting too much stock in a 3 and 7 record yet.
But in that 10 games, they're 12th in defense.
So, like, he has came in and fixed some of that low-hanging fruit they had before.
The transition defense has gotten better.
The rebound has gotten better.
I think they'll probably be.
be closer to that than they will what they were early in the season when they were like 25th in
defense. So a big problem right now is that like I said, Dan's been hurt. And before the all-star
break, he just was not looking good. He had a rough stretch. So I'm honestly getting more concerned
about that than I am with their defense, which is not going to be good by any means, but I don't
think it'll be like impossible to win with. Yeah. They have, they have a problem now that
Doc Rivers is their coach. The defense is like.
It is what it is.
I don't think that this team is going to get back to their defensive ceiling.
And so at this point, you're just hoping that Dame can knock down enough shots from the perimeter
and that Chris Middleton can look somewhat what he looked like a couple years ago before he got hurt.
I think for them, it's going to be very, very hard.
And you said that you don't want to punch down on Doc Rivers.
I don't think I'm punching down when I say they have.
I said I do like punching down Doc Rivers.
No, but you didn't want to do it.
You don't want to do it right now.
Oh, it's not earned.
I'll wait till he earns it.
I'll wait until he earns it.
Right now it's, I'll wait.
I'm going to do it right now because they need to do, they need to overcome not only a rough and tumultuous start, but they have to overcome the doc Rivers tax.
And because Doc Rivers is scammer of the year, right?
He is.
And for Doc Rivers to be on the phone with Bucks manager and be like, yeah, why are you doing this?
Like me?
you're calling me like I there's a fucking liar yeah he'd do this so it's coming he was probably
feeding agent or different to all the wrong information bro he's a gas lighter there's just a lot
that you doc rivers has said a lot of stuff over the last like week and a half where you're just like
is this what's supposed to be coming out of our head coach's mouth and it feels a little weird um
I'm very curious to see what they look like after the all-star break see if they can actually come
together but I think that this team has a lot a lot of things not going for them and it's
just I don't know if they're going to be able to solve them they'll be better but it really
just depends on what your definition of solving is yeah I think like you said the defense is
what it is what it is what they have been in last 10 games the 12th best defense in the league
if they can do that if they can be 12th 10th to 12th they'll be fine can play all the time
I'm at this point more concerned
about can Doc figure out
how to maximize Dame?
Dame is just all year
hasn't looked like Dame
hasn't been comfortable
Janice does not want to set screens
for every play
they got to figure out a way
to make those guys coexist
and get the most out of them
and that's a tall order
we'll see if Doc can do it
he's not exactly the
X's and knows genius
to make it happen
I'm not sure that can be fixed
I think that's a bigger issue
in the defense at this point
yeah the only way that
the reason why you trade
for Damien Lutter
is because you want
the Supernova version of Damian Lutter
and he's been so very much far from that, you know?
There's this viral clip that went on before All-Star Weekend,
when the Bucks went against the Minnesota or Memphis Grizzlies,
where he just, like, did not look for a shot whatsoever.
And I'd more so blame that towards like,
it's the last game before All-Star weekend.
No one's going to remember this game.
Who cares?
But in general, throughout the whole entire season,
we all know.
Stats said, I'd say Dame hasn't been Dame,
and they just need to figure out a way to coexist on the court.
rather than just like existing on the court.
Yeah.
All right.
Cool.
I see what you're going for there,
but I think one of the words got mixed in there.
I'm a bit confused.
When I say coexist,
I mean like they need to work together.
And when they're on the court,
they just are on the court wearing the same jersey.
Yeah.
They're just existing.
You're right.
Yeah.
Just wearing the same jersey is a great way to put it.
They're just teammates.
They're just coworkers.
Exactly.
That's funny.
Yeah.
We can move on.
We've talked at length about the bucks and their issues.
we all know what they are at this point
they're much talked about
pain
what's your next team Donovan
let's see
all right we're going to skip
I have the Detroit Pistons
we're going to skip over them
right everything also
I'll say this
they need to make sure that
Troy Weaver if he is there next year
they need to make sure that
their future is 100% aligned
between GM and coach
because they need a lot of changes
personnel-wise, there's still a lot going on.
They need to make sure that from the top-down,
they understand what they want the Pistons
to look like two, three, four years from now
because next year is just, next year's lost.
They're not doing anything next year.
I want to talk about the Miami Heat
and the problem that the Miami Heat
are going to have to solve is
they are going to have to figure out a way
to score the basketball
because they are not good offensively.
And they've shown us for the last two years
that in the half court and just overall, their offense isn't great.
They are in the bottom third of the league in offensive rating right now.
Since Terry Rozier got there, which I think all of us were very, very high on the
Rozier trade, in the month of February, he shot 15% from three.
Now, I do not think that Rozier is going to shoot that for the rest of the year,
but it is like kind of concerning that the fit hasn't been as,
easy or the transition hasn't been as easy for Rozier to come onto a team that could use his
services that well. They're going to have to figure out the defense is also not great, but I think
that for them, they're one of those teams where you can just kind of, you know, turn, flip the switch on
and they can really, really lock in. They need to figure out how to score because if not, if not,
it's going to be a first round exit. Yeah. I mean, I'm not overreacting to the Terry thing yet because
listen 15% is fucking ridiculous obviously so like if any the number one volatility in the NBA
is due point shooting if somebody is having a great win streak or a players on a heater and you
see they're shooting 55% you know it's not sustainable if they're playing like shit and you see
you're shooting 15% it's not sustainable career 37% shooter he's going to get back to it and you know
he played like six games and got hurt immediately so that's been tough and I can understand
that he are a difficult team to fit into when you
you're coming from the Hornets where it's just like pick and roll basic ass basketball and you get
to the heat who play a real system and have a very specific style of play but I think the biggest
issue is do they have time for him to get used to that system right like the playoffs aren't that far
away he's already hurt we'll see when he comes back I don't know if I don't know if it's right
away or not I haven't kept up not a lot of time to fully integrate him into the system before the
playoff start yeah they need to I'd be worried about how soon and how much time they have to build
that continuity because as like some of us know Jimmy Buller hasn't been around
it all for personal reasons. And so with that going on and then I said Tyler Hero,
Terro's year going through what he's been going through with the injuries and just not being
himself and Tyler Hero being out here like two weeks ago publicly saying like I'm just trying
to find my role and be more of a catch and shoot guy. There's just so much that they're trying
to figure out. And you can tell Eric Spolcher has been fighting for his life a couple of podcasts episodes
ago or maybe it was a stream 9 or 8 p.m. Monday tune in. Isaac said that bam out of bio.
usually goes through his mid-season, two, three weeks out from All-Star break like slumps
and he's gone through that. So they're cheeks right now. But do I trust Eric Spolsher to go
in and, you know what I'm saying? Get shit right? Like he magically does? Yeah. Yeah. He's
he's, listen, he has solved this problem before. And that's why I don't think a lot of us are
concerned about whether or not that he had the ability to fix the problem again. But it is a problem,
Right. It happens every year. And so now we're going to have to figure out, can you guys take the step forward? Can you guys start looking like a competent offense? Because when you go, like the East is low key for the taking or at least trying to get to the conference finals with and beat out with Boston and some of their issues. There's a path to the conference finals. And if Miami starts to click, I think a lot of people will start to trust them a little bit more.
So, yeah, let's figure out this offense thing, Eric.
Eric, I like it.
That's hilarious.
Next team we're going to talk about, let's talk about the Timberwolves, who I think are a very interesting team.
You know, throughout the whole season, we've been high on them, but trepidaciously, you know,
every time we do like a tier list type thing, we're like, they're A tier for sure.
They're one of the best teams in the league.
Top four in the conference, obviously.
Top three, fair.
But we're very hesitant to put them with the,
top tier competition of the Nuggets, the Celtics, and the Clippers, who I think right now are
clearly the top three teams in the league. Because we've been a little bit concerned about their
offense, particularly in the half court and how it's going to look come playoff time. You know,
obviously they're winning with top tier defense, but offensively for most of the year, they've been
a little bit subpar compared to the other contenders in that realm. And that's obviously something
that comes to light come playoff time. And I've actually been a little more impressed them over
the last 10 games. I think they've been better than people realize offensively. They've risen
up to having the 12th best half-court offense.
So I'm getting a little bit less
concern with that as time goes on.
Let's talk about the Monti-Mor's effect.
It hasn't been that long, but yeah.
But my biggest thing I think they have to solve
is the turnover issue
and whether or not you can trust Anthony Edwards
and Carlin-Lincoln Town in a playoff series
to be late-game decision-makers
because even if the half-court offense
is going to be good like it is now,
there's 12th in the league for the whole season,
which I imagine that must be
they must be like top six in the last 10 games.
In a playoff series where you're going to say you play the Clippers,
they're going to play a heavy switch defense against you.
They're going to make Carl Anthony Towns attack smaller guys.
They're going to make Anthony Edwards attack bigger guys, right?
This team is 28 in the league and turnover percentage
because those two lead offensive players
aren't the best passers in the world,
aren't the best decision makers.
And I think in a playoff setting where you ratchet up their defense
and you really try to take away what they do well,
there's going to be a ton of pressure on them
to really make plays for themselves and others.
and that's the biggest thing
that they have to continue
to really strengthen
as the season ends.
Okay, I like it.
I like it.
Yeah, I think,
I think that for them
it's funny because like you say
it's a problem,
but it's really a question
of can you trust them?
Right?
Because I guess,
yeah, because they are really are.
Yeah, you're not going to change,
you're not going to rewire
Anthony Edwards' brain in three weeks.
You're not going to rewire
the way that cat thinks
or looks at the floor.
in three, four weeks. And so it's, it's a, it's a question. I want to know, I want to know
what they're going to be able to do. And right now, even though that they are the,
the one seed, I think I would have the, I think I trust them the fourth most in the Western
conference behind. Yeah. I think I trust them on the Thunder right now. I'm starting to believe in
them more. Interesting. Okay. Welcome to the bandwagon. Yeah, just because, uh, I'm putting
faith in Chris Finch. I think you said it's a question.
I think the question is going to come down to preparation and can Chris Finch put them
in a position to succeed and do his part X's and O's wise to, like I said, put them in position
to succeed with those turnover issues and like really attack the weaknesses of the other
teams well.
And I think I buy him being able to do that.
Yeah.
Okay.
I can agree with that for sure because there's just some things that are, you just don't
have an answer for as a coach and that's just like straight up size and my players
are imposing the will against your players.
There's no thing you can do about it.
But at the same time, when it comes to other things on the court, like, where I might slightly disagree with you,
as I guess, like, will the players like Carr Anthony Towns and Anthony Edwards perform and make those right decisions?
That, I don't know.
Yeah, again, it comes down, I guess it comes down to matchup at the end of the day because...
Exactly.
They're not good at that, right?
Like I said, the 28th and turnover percentage, this is a team that will put the ball on the ground and give you a way to get back into games.
I guess top competition, that's a hard thing to come across on any given.
night where it's a close game and that can be the late game decision making that decides the
game. So, yeah, I don't know if it's a problem they can solve, but it's the biggest problem
because otherwise than that, they're pretty fucking great right now. They are immaculate and also
they just resigned Mike Conno to a two-year deal, which is like fantastic news. I think a lot
of people were sledding him out in potential like off-season scenarios. I was one of them at least.
And to see that they like just retained him is a great, it's a great sign.
All right, we move off from them quickly, though.
You know, they're one of the more positive teams in Leigh right now.
Not a lot of big problems.
What's your next team of?
I think by far, at least to me, the most interesting team in the NBA has been the
New Orleans Pelicans because they've been so good.
But they've been so good, but not in the way that a lot of people would imagine them being good.
They're a much better defensive team than any of us could imagine with a team that has
a front court of Zion Williamson and Jonas Valentine's who absolutely do not have
reputation have a reputation of being good defenders in the NBA you know and um they're up to
seventh on defense in the year I didn't even realize it they're up to seven bro that that just
doesn't make any sense but all that does tell me is like what willie green has been doing
his game plan offensively has been good and defensively he's been absolutely cooking now
for the for the new ones pelicans like I have slight worries though because if you
look at some of the net ratings between lineups that involve, like, guys like Brandon
Ingram and Zion Williamson and C.D. McComb, who are obviously the three most highest
paid players on the team, their big three, has it been great, you know? And whenever you don't have
those three in there, and you have some combination of either like Trey Murphy or Herb Jones or
whoever else you want to throw in there. Extra shooters, looks a lot better. And this just tells
me what we've been saying since like the start of the season. We've been questioning.
just how good
your team could be
when they're being led
by Brandon,
Brandon Ingram
and Zion Williamson.
And that's like
the end-all
when it comes to
how far they'll go
in the playoffs.
Yeah, so what's your reason
problem?
Zion Williamson and
Brandon Ingram
and how far these two
will go eventually.
Yeah.
Yeah, again,
it's tough when we've talked
about it at length already
that these two players
don't really complement each other.
They're not getting the most
at a Zion
with a Brandon Ingram
and a Cedra McCollum and a Trey Murphy
and a Jonas Van Tunis and everybody else around them
that has to eat, they don't
prioritize Zion enough, I don't think.
And it's going to be hard
because, listen, the defensively, I was looking at the numbers.
They are currently
29th in the league in amount of threes given up.
They give up a ton of threes because they don't want to give up
at the rim and they help off and let you take corner threes.
So they give up the second most, but right now
they're first in the league in percentage shot against them.
So they let you shoot there a lot
and the people aren't making them right now, which to me,
screams a little bit inconsistent. I mean, what's the word?
Fluky? Unsustainable. Yeah, because
if you like people shoot there a lot and they just don't make them at a certain
point has nothing to do with you, which maybe they're good at deciding who shoots those
threes. But in the playoff series, that's going to be a harder and harder thing to be
consistent at. So I don't know. But something, while you say that,
they are the sixth best team in the NBA when it comes to not letting teams score in the
paint. So collapse a whole lot, you know what I'm saying? And
I don't know really what to do with that stat sometimes because if you look at who's number
one, it's the fucking like Chicago Bulls is just like, okay, interesting. But a game plan is working
and they're getting there figuring out ways to utilize what Zion Williams and Nuns, which is just like
take up a lot of space and Yon Jonas Valchunis is a big body. So like, if you're a Pelicans fan,
you should be happy and proud of what this team has been able to do. But can they hit that next
gear with that duo, not really sure. That's the problem. Interesting. All right. Cool.
All right. What's the next team, Donovan? We're going to talk about the Memphis Grizzlies,
who are horrendously down bad right now. However, I don't think that that's their biggest problem.
I think that they're biggest, because you know John's going to, you know John's going to come back.
You know at the start of next season, everybody's going to be healthy. They need to figure out a way
to replace Stephen Adams who they shipped out, right? For them, Stephen Adams was
a very, very underrated piece in the things that they, that they did.
When he, last year, when he was healthy, but he wasn't on the floor, they were one of the
worst teams in terms of rebounding, offensively and defensively.
They need to figure out a way to really get a, to get a big man, get a center who can
play alongside Jaron Jackson and let Jaron do all the things that he's great at, right?
They have a lot of young pieces.
You have the offensive challenge with Jha.
that big man position
to be complimentary with Jaron
that's their biggest need right now
and if they can figure that out
then they're going to be fine
because the last time we saw
something like that together
they were the two seat in the West
and so that's their biggest issue for me
and now they got Vince Williams Jr.
and G.G. Jackson as a wing duo
who are going to be awesome for them long term
Vince Williams, great defender.
G.G. Jackson, super skilled shooter
able to put the ground,
the ball on the ground a little bit.
I think, yeah, I agree.
If they can fix that position that they just need to replace now,
they're going to be nice next year.
Yeah, I agree.
But also, they're going to have a high draft pick to potentially trade or pick a center.
So there's a path of them getting a new Stephen Adams replacement.
Yeah, exactly.
They have some, they have like a multitude of ways to get there.
And this is just like, I hate to say like, I don't want to say injuries or whatever,
anything is like good.
But this is just another format, another way to look at the positive situations
in such a dark time for Memphis basketball currently.
Dark time
Yeah
I got killed
Jogges hurt his shoulder
Yeah
Jod's hurt his shoulder
And they traded one of the most
Likeable players in the entire NBA
Or at least like likeable to me and Stephen Adams
It's honestly one of the most
Unfortunate seasons in a long time
Like the amount of injuries they've had
It's like comical
They already had to go through bullshit
At the start of the season
And then nine games in
Our first game that Jaws back
We literally witnessed him
Head a game winner
We were stuffing wings down our throats
Pause
But yeah
It's just down horrendous right now, bro.
That was crazy.
Was I not telling the truth?
All right, next team.
I don't even remember.
Next team.
All right, man.
Let's talk about the Toronto Raptors.
Let's get them out of the way.
Poop.
Their biggest problem right now is since making the move
to build your team around Scotty Barnes and Emmanuel quickly,
both those two guys have had to come into a new role of sorts.
And Scotty Barnes is playing next to Pascal Seacom and OG and Nobie.
So he played a tertiary role offensively.
even though they were prioritizing him more this year.
But, you know, Seacom demands a lot of attention.
He's, you know, volume shooter.
And O.G. Anobie is one of the best perimeter defenders in the league
and always took the hardest assignment every night.
Since those trades, Scotty Barnes has had to move up to be the number one offensive option
and basically the number one defensive option, stepping into OJNobie's role.
That slowed him down a little bit.
But the biggest problem is that him and quickly are not on the same page at all.
And Mennon quickly is also having to adjust to playing a bigger role in a team.
You know, he's a six man before.
Now he's the lead guard there.
He had a comment
The media today actually
At their first practice back
Where somebody asked him about that
Adjusting to his new role
And he's like listen
I was the fucking fourth name
On the depth chart
In my last team
Teams were not worried about me
They weren't game planning
How to stop me
And now they are
And I think the numbers bear that out
Whenever those two guys
Are on the court together
They have a minus 2.5 net rating
Which you look at any team
In the league's best two players
Being on the court together
If you look at the best teams
In league at Jamal Murray and a Yokic
It's gonna be like a plus 12
Or something
Like even mediocre teams
I'm sure you can look at, I don't know, Zion and Ingram, they're still going to be plus
five or whatever.
So it'll be minus 2.5 net rating when you're both your best players play together.
It's just a terrible place to start and shows that they aren't on the same page at all.
Emmanuel, get in the lab, right?
That's what this summer should be about.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go on these trips.
Get in the gym.
Work on your game, right?
because that is a, it's a legitimate, like, issue for a lot of guys.
And we talk all the time about making the jump from good to great is one of the
hardest jumps in, in the NBA.
And now, like, now that that he is experiencing this and everybody is, is game planning
for him, he's going to have to, he's going to have to figure it out.
I have confidence in him that he will, especially because Toronto doesn't really have
any other option outside, outside of Emmanuel quickly.
figuring it out. But yeah, this is, listen, go get your 2K VC, right?
Upgrade your attributes, do what you got to do. But that's the Gatorade training center.
That's really all it comes down to. Yeah, man, again, this is like you said, it's a normal thing,
but comes to time, you know, they need to take their lumps and need to be put in the situation.
And that's what this year is for. So the biggest problem that need to solve is can they get them
enough reps this year? So going into next year, they're prepared to be in these new roles.
Yeah, exactly. I can 100% agree with that. But,
Hey, on the positive outlook for Toronto Raptors fans,
if Emmanuel quickly doesn't end up being that guy
and he has to be relegated back to a bench roll,
it's not the end of the world because there's a certain Rob Dillingham
in this upcoming draft who would be a perfect next to Scotty Barnes
and I have good news for Raptors fans.
They ain't winning shit this year.
They're going to be in the lottery.
Oh.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a strong chance that they keep that pick.
And another positive thing, too, is like RJ Barrett
has been actually playing good consistent basketball.
and I guess him being home
turned him into a different player
he's been making all of his shots
still been struggling from the free throw line
per usual RJ Barrett things
but he's looking like a real
sustainable option
which is always like really nice
and useful to have.
Yeah.
Well, there you go.
What's your next team?
Mo.
Yeah, so leading into my next team
one of the best teams
in NBA, the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Actually, as the last like what,
20 games, the best team in NBA,
quite literally.
the Cuban cavaliers. It's been insane. It is very hard to call out a specific problem for this
team because they've switched up the entire flow of their identity due to personnel changes,
aka injuries happening earlier in the season. And they've been thriving. And now, since then,
Evan Mobley, Darius Garland, have been back in the mix doing their thing. But specifically,
Evan Mobley has been making a conservative effort to like start hitting three.
freeze on a consistent basis. I think he's, I said conservative. I don't know why I said
that. But anyways, concerted effort. Yeah, I'm going to say I'm going to let you cook. Yeah, I say
conservative. That's fucking hilarious. Um, but yeah, no, like, if I was to look at this
Cleveland Cavaliers team who have been hitting it on all cylinders, my question is, can they
figure out how to use the best lamps possible in the playoffs? Will certain guys be okay, like
sitting at the end of the end of the bench,
will there ever be a future of Evan Mobley
and Jared and Jared out and playing together?
I just don't know how all this blends in really well
for the future.
Yeah. The bigger problem to me right now is Darius Garland.
Evan Mobley has looked pretty good since coming back.
Like you said, most games he's played in so far.
He's hit most of his threes.
Still not shooting at a very high volume,
but working on it, making the effort
and it's been effective.
Darius Garland is still a work in progress, you know?
He's the one that they definitely
to figure out how to maximize him
with the way Donovan Mitchell's playing this year,
where you're not going to want to take the ball back
out of Donovan Mitchell's hands at all?
He's been their lead guard all year
and he's been fantastic at it.
Where does Darius Garland fit into that equation
with his game?
That's very on ball oriented.
Yeah, that's a very good call out.
That's a very good call out.
They have so many decisions to make
over these next, what, six, seven months or so
and it all looms around Donovan Mitchell.
But yeah, I think you may be cooking with that one.
Maybe Darius Garland may be like
the most expendable piece out of like
the three, which the three being
Evan Mobley, Jared Allen, and
Darry's Galen. And if that's the case, then
goddamn, they just put themselves in the fucking driver's seat
and can do a lot of different things in the offseason.
Yeah. It's really, I don't know,
it's interesting because I feel like
a lot of the problems for a lot of these teams,
they're very macro
outside of like the top teams,
but we know like what the issues are for the caps.
Like we've talked about this for a year
and a half with the pelicans we've talked about this for a year and a half the question
what a problem that a lot of these teams have to solve is are you going to have the balls to do
something about it right we i think it's very clear that as good as the calves are right now
they're not going to win a championship with these four guys you're going to get to a point
in the playoffs and this is sure i'm i'm very sure and i think with those four i promise you i would
that the cabs are not going to win the you would do that you're that confident wow yeah but
but i but i do think that most question is valid is that is are one of the guys going to be okay
if they're not out on the floor or are we even going to get to the point where those guys
aren't out on the floor and are are all four of them just going to play out of out of pride i don't
think they're i don't think they're making the finals i don't think that they're going to win the
finals and but that's i don't know a lot of the stuff that we've been talking about i've been
I've been kind of quiet because I've been sitting here just thinking about a lot of, like, the issues I'm like, we kind of like, we kind of know, like, what's going on?
And they feel very obvious in a way that when we were planning for this episode, I didn't think that they were as obvious.
But hearing everybody say it, it feels that way.
Yeah.
Well, we can just pick other issues that aren't the obvious ones.
I know.
Yeah.
Talk about.
Yeah.
Great Darius Garland.
There's got to be that.
Maybe it's our fault.
We didn't pick the right problems.
That's serious.
The problem is time.
Yeah.
But they're interesting team.
Yeah.
We need time to go ahead and see what the fuck
They got going on
Yeah, it's just
It is what it is that they have conflicting play styles
That it's not a thing like
It is with the Pelicans where I think
inevitably they have to make a change
That I don't think it's going to work long term
I think it's possible
We're seeing this team be really good
You just got to figure out the ways to make it work right
Figure out the ways to divvy up the
Offensive possessions
Figure out the ways to stagger
Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland
To get the most out of all of them
very possible adjustments to make
can jb biggerstaff do it we'll see
yeah tragic
all right cool
all right who's next
let's move on to another team
and another team that has a very obvious flaw
we're going to talk about the indiana pacer's
and the fact that they can't guard anybody
and they are going to need to figure out
how to defend
because right now they have the fifth
worst defense in the league
even after even after
getting pascal
the lineups with Tyrese and Pascal on the floor are amazing defensively.
And obviously, their style of play leads them to not be great defensively, right?
They have made a concerted effort to play a very fast and up and down, very free-flowing style of basketball.
But I think that if you are going to have Pascal, who's a solid defender and you're going to have Tyrese,
as your as your point guard you're going to need to fill in the gaps very well with with defenders and
I think that that's something that they kind of tried to do where Bruce Brown right bringing him in
but now that now that Bruce Brown is gone and now that Buddy Heald is gone the the rotation around
those two guys is very very open to have a lot a lot of like good to elite defenders and they're
going to have to figure out a way to really lock down because it's kind of the same thing that
we're talking about with the Kings last year where next year if you don't have the best offense
in the NBA history, if you don't have the best offense in the league, you're going to have
to kind of, you know, come right back down to the middle and the defense is going to be the way
that they're going to do it. That sounds like if they don't evolve eventually and like tighten up
on some of those things, that sounds a very Sacramento Kings esk to me. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah.
I don't think they'll get to that point, though, because Tyrese is great.
And that's fair.
But they did the hard part, right?
The hard part is upgrading at talent.
The hard part is getting somebody else who's all NBA into the building.
And they accomplished that.
So now you have two players who are, what, top 35, top 30 in the league that you can build your team around.
You got the guy who didn't really want to be there in Buddy Healed.
You got him out of there.
And now let's start to build, right?
next year. Let's see if we can upgrade
with some more star talent or
just really build around the margins defensively.
I think the biggest problem is, is Benedict Mathion
ever going to pass the ball or play defense at any point
of his career? Is he ever going to decide to do
something other than get a bucket? That's
my biggest worry for them because he's
a swing factor in their development of this team.
Obviously, Seacum and Tyrese are who they are.
Great starting point. Miles Turner is a fantastic senator to play next to
stars. The wings are the biggest question.
We know Neesmith is going to be a 3-and-D guy.
We don't really necessarily need a big jump from him.
But that shooting of our spot is open now with Buddy Hild out the door.
Ideally, it'll be Matherin long term.
But right now, I think he has a lot of development room that we've yet to see progress in.
Average and listen to assist a game, which is a very, you know, simplistic way of viewing his passing ability.
But you watch him, you don't see anything much better either.
I regularly see Patriot fans I follow complaining about him that just black hole right now.
and if he's not going to make a big leap,
that's the position they need to upgrade in the offseason
with the money they have.
I'm not sure how much caps a case they're going to have.
I forget, but to me, it's fine in the shooting guard of the future.
That's going to be the big swing piece for them.
That's a very fair assessment.
But I will say again, to the people out there at home,
why are you surprised?
This is the same dude who came in before you played a single game in the NBA
who said he was like, yo, I'm the best player in the NBA.
He was like, I'm better than LeBron.
Just straight up, just laying those groundworks out there.
That right there should just tell you, I know, man, we might be cutt when he comes to expecting him to develop as a playmaker in any type of form or limelight at all, bro.
They had this man coming off the bench for Buddy Healed, who was even a deeper black hole, bro, and Andrew Nebhard sometimes, bro.
So it's like, can he ever grow out of that?
Don't fucking know.
Only time can tell.
But if he does, you're absolutely right.
Isaac, he is a swing factor.
The X man, whatever word that you, whatever word that you want to use for him, he'll take them to that next level and be that third option that every team.
would love to comfortably have side note buddy hildo's been a fucking flame thrower in the
four games he played with the six years that obviously they have no droll and b so somebody
has to take a lot of shots he's shooting 10 3s a game shooting 45 percent is not missing
wow this man man two four two boss man really fucking hated the streets of god damn i don't blame
my is it because hey i ain't going to lie to you as soon as i got out of that goddamn city i
started waking up and sleeping a lot better bro
team. Let's talk about the Golden State Warriors. Let's talk about a fan favorite.
Another team people want to hear us talk about. I think their biggest problem is
can Draymond Green but the full-time center forever? Is that sustainable for him for the team?
Is that going to cause rebounding issues long term? And I guess the question, the bigger question is
the answer to that's probably no, right? I imagine they don't want him to be a full-time center
forever. So it's, what's the alternative? What do you do if not have to be center forever?
because clearly playing Kavana Luni
is not an answer for them
as they're trying to maximize Jonathan Kaminga
maximize Draymond himself and everything
so I guess my problem they have to solve
is what's the counter to that
and you know in a playoff setting
we've seen them go to this for years
so it's nothing new but to do it for a sustained
period of time 30 more regulars using games
plus that being the norm going to the playoffs
that brings a lot of pros right
like I said it's maximize Kaminga
the passing that he brings on the five full time
has been awesome. It's just been like what we've seen
they do in spurts but as the main look
but it brings negatives too right? They're
a very small team. They're really relying on
Wiggins to have max energy and really bring them rebounding
and I don't know if you can rely on
that full time.
Yeah, I feel so
like it's so nice to see them
playing great basketball and Draymond being
like this is one of the best versions
of Ramon that we've seen in a couple of years
and that's a lot to say because like
they literally won a championship in 2022
but with all that being said like
you need counters in the playoffs and I'm not sure if they have the answer to that on their
roster currently so yeah I agree with you I think that's a perfect answer that's a perfect question
to ask for this team because if you're going against a team like the middle of the timber rules
or the what's another big team out there that's pretty obvious obviously there's Denver nuggets
like are you going to do once that Serbian dude turns his back around like I said bro
The Lakers, you don't do anything.
You don't do anything.
They don't have, they don't have any counters.
No, this is, this is an awesome view.
Get someone from the tasers, get someone from the stands again to tase them.
That's the only option.
You can't do that because that's a felony.
I forgot about, I forgot about it.
Today, they play the Lakers in the playing tournament.
That's a big fucking team.
You can do it in one game, right?
If it's a one game series or one game sample size, you might be able to steal one.
This, they, they have been so down bad that this is the,
one thing that has like worked and revived them and finally you have draymont on the floor for a
consistent amount of time where he's not going crazy this is who the warriors are moving forward
so good and bad yeah this is this is what it's going to be and so they're going to have to
it's funny if they had you know if they had a very athletic big man right somebody who could
room run and jump high someone like hilarious like what we thought like what we thought James
wise men could be, they could be cooking, but they don't. And so this is what, this is what they
are. You know what will be super useful? In these last 10 games, they're sixth in defense, fourth in
offense, and second in a rebound percentage. Can that be sustainable? Is my question? That's the problem
is that, I guess it's not even a problem. I guess this is more of a question because in the 10 games
with Jeremy on here, they've done everything right. So I guess I'm kind of framing it as if it's a
problem when so far it's not. So far it's been completely effective and everything you'd want from
them. But you see the right. It's just the problem. Yeah, well, the problem is just the problem is
just like you're all your eggs are in this basket and like most said you need counters are they
going to have options are they going to have another look they can go to or is this the bed that
they're putting themselves into and this is the look they're going to have to go with in every playoff
series look man if i am the golden state wars i'm paying very close attention to the streets to
the jails the prisons of detroit to see if that man isaiah stewart is out there if he's
available has he been cut yet because if we all know he recently just punched the fuck out of
Drew U-Banks, you know what I'm saying?
And I ain't going to lie to you.
I said that shit was slight.
You said it was a weak punch.
I ain't going to lie, bro.
If that was weak, you wouldn't have took his ass to court.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It's embarrassing, kind of.
But, yeah, man, like, honestly,
I'm seeing so deep into the future.
And I'm not sure how feasible this option can be long-term.
I mean, if they play it have been,
it's very feasible and they'll be fantastic, but we'll see.
And honestly, the biggest problem.
problem is Clay Thompson. I'm just trying to skate around it. Think of something else creative.
Tragic. He actually, yeah, he got benched for the first time in a minute before the All-Star
game or whatever. But anyways, I guess if I guess we go ahead and move on. Let's go ahead and
talk about some ass real quick, okay? The Portland Troblasers. Damn, the cue. Producing
a cue. Dude, you're not doing yourself any good. Right now, this man is rubbing his hands like
He's goddamn birdman.
Look at his lips and all that.
Oh my goodness,
DeKio.
Back up.
We can see you.
Or at least I can't.
Binding his lips,
applying a lotion to his hands.
Facts.
Facts, bro.
He's ready.
But,
oh, shit.
We're talking about Kyle Lari.
Let's go.
Oh, man.
Let's talk about some ass.
Someone who just let us down
and always let Isaac down
specifically because he was the most high into it.
And I don't think he talked to me to this one.
But DeAndre Aiden,
holy fuck.
Dude, what the fuck happened?
Your job is so simple, you know?
Well, it's not really nice.
But goddamn, can you just be like, good?
Because right now, it's fucking, like,
I don't know who would be more useful in NBA court these days.
DeAndre Jordan or DeAndre Aton.
It doesn't fucking matter, bro.
Give me either.
I'll choose, I'll probably choose Aiton or Jordan on a fucking better night, bro.
It's just so bad right now.
He hasn't done much productive this,
he hasn't done anything much productive this season.
And he's not looking like he's like a valuable piece going,
towards the future whatsoever.
He's just one of those,
meh, just a contract type of dude.
And for someone who's that young,
just drafted in 2018,
that's not what you want to see or hear
and have to experience as a Blazes fan, man.
Tough.
Why is he taking less shots than he did last year?
Oh, my God.
There's volume.
That's the biggest issue.
He's less efficient,
but it's not that huge of a difference.
He's at a 50,
no, my idea is a big difference.
He's at 56% effective football percentage.
last year he's at 59 so he's less efficient but why is the volume lower why is he not getting
the why is he not my biggest issue with them is we don't talk enough about chancy billups being
one of the least impressive coaches in the league and we give him a pass because they're rebuilding
and there's been other shitty coaches on more popular teams chansy blobs than nothing impressive
with his team whatsoever this team is incoherent they are not playing a solid ball like
I think volume of shots is a system issue more than is necessarily just him he hasn't been
perspective with it, but if you aren't putting in a system that makes the guy that you're
giving all this money to put some position to take more shots, what are you doing?
They don't know, they want Malcolm Brogan to cook for some reason.
They want a veteran presence.
He gets a lot of minutes when he's healthy.
Anthony Simons hasn't been that great because they're, again, incoherent.
He's taking bad shots.
Scoot Henderson has been up and down because they're incoherent.
Their office doesn't know what the fuck is going on.
It's like watching the nets.
It's just a lot of free movement and a lot of nothingness that puts nobody in position to succeed.
I don't know why we're not talking more
about Chauncey Billups doing a terrible job
but his whole tenure there
Well it's like what do you expect to do
For this man to do
Oh my God lead us with a team full of like
Damien Lillardin
Justice Winslow and Nazeer Little
Not just as well as past that era
But Nazir Little lead us man
He hasn't had those real expectations
So that's why he's been able to like skate by
He's made the pieces worse
He's the reason to look like shit
DeAndre Aiden Bid ass though
Literally Devin Booker and CP3 got his ass
Because he just doesn't fucking try
This is just Deandre Aiden
I think it's not only just Chauncey Billups,
it's also like DeAndrean just who he might be.
Folks been telling us this for a minute now.
But I'm just him.
Anthony Simons, if you watch him play,
his numbers are down now for a decent start
because he takes bullshit shots
because they don't generate good looks at all.
I've watched them a few times over the past couple weeks
because I have Anthony Simons my fantasy team.
So I'm going to watch them a little bit.
Praying yours.
Bullshit basketball, bro.
I try to watch a little bit also for Scoot
to see you get a feel for how he's been playing.
Bullshit basketball.
bro that team is ass and we put all the question all the attention to the wizards to the hornets
the pistons this team is just as atrocious from the top down it's honestly pitiful to watch
this is hilarious you guys have a lot to get off your chest about the blazers man i hate this
team bro i think i mentioned the last episode i forget why but they just they're skating by
because nobody gives a shit and it's unfair they need more criticism we need the shit on them more
Yeah, they son, man.
It's okay.
They'll be fun.
They'll be fun.
They're so ass.
They mean, they won't be fine.
But it's okay.
All right.
Is it my turn?
Wait, is it your time?
No, your turn.
I think it's Donna.
All right.
Let's, uh, one, one, two or three.
Somebody say a number.
Two.
Woo.
Look at us in sync.
Look at that.
We're going to talk about the Boston Celtics now.
The problem with the Boston Celtics that they are going to have to
answer is, can you guys not be dumb in the last five minutes of the game?
Damn.
They, offensively, if you look at their clutch numbers, they're actually one of the best
clutch teams in the league.
They are top five in offensive rating and defensive rating in the league.
The problem is, I test, it feels off whenever it gets down to the clutch.
Numbers-wise, their turnover percentage drops to 12th in the league.
It's the only, it's one of the main things in terms of like their clutch offense or the clutch stats that isn't on par with the rest of everything else that they do in terms of like, you know, like offensive rating, defensive rating, rebounding percentage, all that type of stuff.
The turnover percentage falls way down to 12th.
And if they can tighten up just a little bit, they can hold on to the ball a little bit in close game situations.
I think that over a regular season, you're going to be able to stack up when.
you're going to be able to, you know, eventually, like,
talent your way to some wins on, like,
a Tuesday night or whatever.
If we're in the playoffs and that turnover percentage and you are not taking care of the
ball down the stretch of games, those are swing games.
You are going to eventually lose out on those.
So my thing for them is, is Jalen Brown going to, you know,
is he going to be able to contain himself, right?
When he's handling the ball, is Tatum going to be able to make the correct decisions?
are Derek White and Drew Holiday
going to be enough of playmakers
to set everybody else up
in late game situations?
That is my question.
That is the problem that they have to solve.
And if they do solve it,
they're winning a championship.
But it's a very big if right now.
You say the numbers are fine,
but the eye test looks bad,
which is a funny way to fucking frame it.
Like, by the way,
this isn't true, but it feels this way.
I know what you mean.
Yeah.
Because the game,
I think the difference is there,
you're probably remembering the games
where Chris House,
Porzingis doesn't play because they are night and day different teams. When he's not out there,
that offense goes to shit in the final minutes of the game. When he's there, they're largely
fine. So he's the biggest swing factor. But I think the biggest reason it feels that way is because
they just don't get to the rim at all. You know, it was well talked about Jason Tatum likes to take
jumpers like he's built like Steph Curry when really he's built like LeBron James. And he doesn't
understand that and doesn't know the gravity he has as a slasher refuses to do it. And that's been
the biggest problem, right? The 27th and rim volume. That stands out in the end of games
whenever you have 47 minutes of games played, your legs are tired, you're already a
three-point heavy team. You're probably going to resort to that because, listen to the other team,
they have Yonnes in the pain. They're not going to want you to get there. They're going to make
it real hard, even hard than it did beforehand when you already weren't getting there. You're
going to kick out to that shooter. You're going to fall into those habits at the end of the games
whenever you're gassed. That stands out extremely in those situations for them.
Tough scene, man. Yeah, I can definitely agree with that. And I see.
all those along with like the already natural flaws that we thought that they that their top two
players have the redundancy is still there but it looks and feels better than um previous years
especially last year Drew Holiday has been doing Drew Holiday things very underrated um when it comes
to how he's been quarterback in the back end of their divets and whatnot but those still problems
still lie and there again like we can't say anything and leave like or at least I
can't say anything and have major
predictions about them
until I see what happens
and yeah like I see
those same problems for sure.
Yeah.
They're going to make the fucking finals, man.
They're one of those teams.
There's not much to say. No, no, that's the thing.
The difference between them is
are you going to just make the finals
or are you going to win it?
Right? That's where we're at with
Boston is win the championship or not.
This is like the one of the
few flaws that they actually have.
So, yeah, that's a, that's a problem for them.
Yeah, they're one of the most flaws teams.
Yeah, they're really got to pick a straws with them because they're so damn near perfect.
Yeah, exactly.
But they're the one of the most flawless teams in the entire NBA.
Like, during the trade deadline, they, everyone, all the Boston Celtics fans are fucking maniacs.
Of course, every NBA team thinks, like, or every NBA fan thinks they have major flaws.
But they went ahead and, like, traded for Jan and Springer.
And I'm like, God, damn, when does the rich stop getting richer?
Like, Dana Springer's a nice player, but whatever, side tangent, like, I agree.
We can move on.
to the next team.
Teams actually playing it on the screen right now,
the Atlanta Hawks.
Ass.
God damn.
There's like so much to dive into
since we've last talked about the Hawks.
They have been like a ton of Tray Young,
trade rumors flying around and stuff like that.
But when it comes to just like what's wrong with the scene,
we all know.
We all saw that Dante Murray rumors.
I'd like to go ahead and take the spotlight onto someone else.
So and not saying something that like everyone
basically knows or what.
whatever. So Clint Capella. He's very much on Andre Drummond type of timing. All the Hawks fans,
your Hawks fans, you know, you know, you fucking know. Every time this dude gets an offensive rebound,
he puts this bitch up immediately. Someone could be cutting right in front of his face. He's not
passing the ball to you, buddy. He's throwing that bitch up. He is bricking it because sometimes
he has other mitts on when he's close to the rim. How? I don't know. They're probably invisible,
bro.
Clint Capella, he leads the league when it comes to
tip in attempts.
That is very impressive.
That just means you have to get a lot of rebounds.
But at the same time, he shoots 40% on those tip-in
pretempts.
The only player in the NBA, 40% is disgusting.
Right behind him is DeAndre or Andre Drummond right now.
It's disgusting basketball that we're witnessing.
And I've had to deal with this for the entire tenter.
Right now, it's just.
just at an all-time bad for him right though that's it it's trash damn yeah andrew drum
time in for real that's crazy wow what a yeah for the audio listeners to keel pulled the graphic
that mo's referencing the most tipping attempts this season 80 attempts for clint 40%
under drummond has 74 attempts for 39% like like donna said literally andre drummond time
they're head and shoulders above the rest of the league next one after that is anthony davis at 59
attempts a whopping 64% this man doesn't miss those Jesus Christ
those two guys stand alone in their own tower of shit that's crazy
listen listen not not too much not too much because Wembe is
down there 43 and a half percent he's not not too far behind
the attempt is 19 years old
the attempts are not there but that's not what I want to see from Wemby
it's not yeah Wembe you're 7 5 built like a string bean
you're 7 5 I can't wait
figure it out. I don't care if you're 19. I don't care if you're 14. Here's 7.5,
get the tip-ins. You can have the nasty's arguments against this man, bro. And I cannot
wait to bring this shit up. I love, listen. I love Wemby, though. I love Wembe. That's my guy.
I wish I could say that about Klincapella. Long story short, we can go ahead and turn the page.
Klingapela needs to be gone from the Hawks. It's on Yaku Kongu's time to fucking shine.
Let's go. I saw another name on there. Evisa Zubach was also a 43 percent. That can transition
me to my next team, the Los Angeles Clippers.
This team's biggest problem.
Again, this is another team
similar to the Celtics that doesn't
really have a big problem right now. They're kind of on fucking fire.
Up there with the Nuggets as the
two favorites to get out of the conference most likely.
I think they're in the...
Those two teams plus Celtics are the
inner circle title contenders.
I'm going to pick a weakness of this team.
It's probably dealing with size.
Isn't the biggest team in the world, you know?
James Hardin, Paul George, Kauai.
Who's the other starter I'm blinking on?
Terrence Man
Terrence Man and
Zubatch
Yeah
After Zubach
It's a very small team
Kauai is essentially
their power forward
And it's not a huge problem
You know
Brings more pros and cons
But we've seen them lose
The Timberwolves twice
In the past month
Obviously they got to deal
With the Nuggets who have
A certain somebody
That's a 7-2
A 7-2
A 7-foot monster
It's coming to eviscerate Zubach
In a playoff series
In those games
Against the Timberwolves
We've really seen
The Timber Wolves
Like entire
blueprint for how to win games
work. They outsize them
they beat them up on the rebounds. The Timberwolves
had a 33% offensive rebound
percentage. Ridiculous. You're
getting offense rebound on a third of your shots
is absurd. The Timberwolves got
to the rim 41% of the time in that game
83%. They shot 78% at the rim that game.
You go through all the different signifiers
that would make you think about size
and the Timberwolves really succeed
against the Clippers. You know, it's just a couple game
sample size, but
it makes sense right
Kauai Leonard is your second biggest player in your starting
lineup that's not
the biggest starting lineup in the world
you know not the strongest rebounding core
a lot of pressure on James Harden to rebound
and play defense. Paul George has to really lock
in and I can just see a world where
if you're already not the biggest team
and the two biggest threats in your conference
are fucking gigantic
that could be an issue to figure out
and you know they have one PJ Tucker sitting on ice
waiting to pull at any moment
and you guess why they're saving him for a playoff series to throw him out there
and go harassed card on anything towns we'll see but some to monitor on a very close to perfect
team all right yeah yeah no it makes it makes it makes sense it makes sense i i don't i don't think that
there's much to say they have all stars at nearly every other position so it's like yeah it's either
zubatch a terrorist man that we're singling out um all right cool no i i i i 100% agree with that
the clippers have are one of the most flawless teams crazy to say now of looking back on what they
were in the first 10 games in the NBA season but size is the only real thing and I believe like
almost every single team in the entire western conference except for maybe like two can say
similar things to them but it just really hurts a team like the clippers because they're just as
strapped as that as everyone else um I don't want you give me three teams I don't want to talk about
so I'm going to skip the hornets Washington and jazz after that I have two more teams left I don't
how many you guys have left. I currently have four teams left. Damn. I know. Yeah. And I have five. I guess
the two like most interesting teams to talk about right now, uh, that I have left are the Oklahoma
City Thunder and the Houston Rockets. For the Houston Rockets, we can just like get straight into that one
right there. They need to figure out one of, one of the biggest problems that they have is
Jalen Green. Obviously, we know that he's been, he's starting to get like phased out of
of their young core.
Of course, I said it earlier in the season.
Goddess chain snatched by Alfred Sengoon.
Dylan Brooks is now like one of the more important factors of their team.
Fratman Vitt now runs that show.
Amman Thompson is there and also Cam Whitmore.
As time goes on and on and on and on,
it seems like he might be the answer for this team,
long-term solution at that two spot.
And at this point in time,
you have to make a decision on Jailing Green.
he's a lot of fans are has started to turn against him and it's really showing and now like people
are at this point to where like damn should we have traded this man at the trade deadline because right
now like this team they're very much in the in the play in the playoff race at some point in time
earlier in the season and now that's not even the fucking up for the question or debate they're the
most they're one of the most 500 teams although they're not 500 right now they're like 26 and 30
or some shit like that and so the most 500 teams even though they're
not 500 what a sentence that that's a bar that that makes exactly they're not ass but at the same
time they're not like a great team necessarily and if you're a rocket's fan like this is a good step
in the right direction when it comes to development and now it's just like the huge elephant in the
room is like this dude is a problem how are we going to fix it yeah fair yeah it's i don't even at this
point you just got to wait right like it's they're at a point where they were waiting and
hoping that the small flashes we see of Jayland Green every year he has these random game
stretches where he doesn't miss shots. They're just waiting for had to become a consistent
thing. There's very little you can do. You know, there's reports they're considering a lineup
change. They decided against that. I made doka said today they're going to continue with their
lineup going to the second half of the season. Yeah. There's very little adjustments you can
make for Jaylon Green at this point. Most of the time he shoots under 30% from three when he gets
really hot. He shoots makes every shot and it looks great. But he's such an inconsistent shooter
that it puts you in a tough spot
because he shows just enough flashes
you can't give up on him
but just enough inconsistency
that you're like fuck
is there any other option
yeah
they're in a super tough spot
they're in a super tough spot
but again
overall W season for the use
in rockets can't be too upset
I mean we got a
we got a few more big teams
to talk about before we rapid fire
through the ones we don't care about
Don who went your next team
a big team
honestly all four of Mike
can go into rapid fire
but we'll talk we'll talk about this i can go ahead we'll talk about this i'll say this team uh the
philadelphia 76s um okay their problem or issue is they need to figure out what they want to do
with their cap space this off season um whether or not they want to go with depth or or you know
really go start really go star hunting and get a get a second a second secondary star next to and
beat because obviously now that his injury has you know taken him out of the game for a while
those questions of is he ever going to be healthy enough for a prolonged playoff run get heightened
get louder and it's a lot to put on tyrese maxi at this stage in his career even going into
next year to be able to carry this team to be competent if and beat ever goes out so they need
to they need to figure out what they want to do around and beat in around maxi I like that
yeah because you know it's hard it's hard to talk about the sixes right now because
joel and b might be out for the whole season we're kind of just like just waiting on the
truth until they can like they're currently clearly grasping for straws hoping they can
surprise themselves and figure out a timeline for him to come back but it seems like the writing's on
the wall that he might be done for the year so this is the time i'm very okay with looking
forward to next season because if he's out for the year they're obviously cooked beyond repair
all conversation is newt no and void what the fuck do you do you guys want us to
talk about Buddy Heald and him being a
Flamethrower? Like, I'm sorry
man, I can't do it. I don't got it in me.
How they cut, what's his name, Daniel
House? How are they going to replace his minutes?
I don't fucking know and I don't care.
But
another interesting team. Buddy Hill's going to be a free agent this year.
Do you think he's been part of the people they give the money to?
I mean,
probably.
It depends if he goes out swinging,
like if he's playing at this level, then you have to give him that money,
whatever that money looks like.
His value is so hard to gauge, though.
he's probably last case resort that if there's nothing else to do you just re-sign him on a team-friendly deal
it's a pretty good fallback plan honestly if not he's a one-year rental and that's fine too
you didn't give a lot to get him a second round pick so basically nothing so yeah i guess so
buddy heels are really not like he shouldn't be you shouldn't build your offseason or heavily
playing for buddy hill just a nice guy to have for sure they're funny he's like has space
on buddy healed and gary trant junior oh my god yeah oh gary tron jrude you don't put that in the
air for sixes fans oh my god
That's gross, bro.
Clay Thompson's an unrestricted free agent.
That's all I'm saying.
Everybody's been putting that in the air, and that would be cool to see, but at the same time,
yish, man, that's their, that's their bang?
I don't know.
I don't know how I feel about that.
We'll see, man.
Who's your next team, Mo?
Yeah, so my next team, I'm going to tee up to you guys, because I've had, like, the very,
of the very same strong stance about them throughout the entirety of the season, the Oklahoma
City Thunder.
as of late they made a move in the trade deadline obviously traded for gordon hayward good move still
but me personally i would say still the biggest problem for this roster and how deep of a
playoff run they can go and how much of versatility they have is their big man position
ted hungroom is easily one of the three most versatile big men in the entire NBA but who is
behind them who is behind him when it comes to having that like line of hire i don't really see too much
think there's anybody there. That's my biggest problem. What are you guys the biggest problem
for the okay C Thunder? The coach who really loves Josh Giddy and Josh Giddy sucks. A hundred
percent. It sucks is extreme. Sucks is dramatic, but he is not a good fit with his current
starting lineup and he is currently has a lot of investment probably from front office down.
His coach really believes in him being a long-term connector on this team and sees a vision of him
working and wants that to be the case. So they're trying to play through the issues and find
the best case scenario
where plug and play
it works well
his outside shooting
is good enough
that you can use his
passing
use his whatever qualities
you want to look
for him on the positive side
and yada yada yada
but he's actively
heard them on both sides
of the ball
smart teams are realizing
they don't got to guard him
makes his passing
less valuable
makes his rim finishing
less valuable
he's not a good defender
I even more worried
about that in a playoff setting
than I am the size honestly
talk to talk to him
yeah and I
that that is my
my biggest problem
But I think that Gordon Hayward's going to be able to come in and alleviate a lot of that stuff.
The Giddy thing is just much more long term in terms of like how long are they going to stick with Josh Giddy on their team?
Are they going to get to a point where they can flip him for positive assets, right?
And you don't necessarily like, is Josh Giddy going to get so bad that you're going to have to attach an asset to get rid of him?
I don't.
Oh, no.
Exactly.
I don't think that's going to be the case.
hopefully it never gets to that but that is going to be something that that they monitor and so
but the big man they're they're going to be okay and there's going to be lineups um where them going
small it's going to be like the clippers where they they don't have a lot of size but it works for
them and they have they have advantages and their play style is based off of that so the same thing
goes with the thunder they've been able to build this great
season, this great resume because of how they play right now. So it's either this or nothing. So I
I'm okay on the big man thing. Yeah, me too. At first I was with you, but the more I thought about
it, listen, every team has their pros and cons of their style of play. This is in 1995. It's not like
end-all BL with size. I know Timberwell's fans, I want you to believe that, that like if you're
smaller, you're not going to win in a series. End of the day, you are smaller, but you have better
shooting. You have better playmaking. Every position on the court can ball handle, can screen.
can shoot, brings them a lot of advantages that you wouldn't have if you play
Bismet Beyond a big minutes.
So I'm not super worried about that.
I am worried about the 6-8 liability they have on the wing and Giddy who makes
our offense two points possessions worse and their defense, three points for possessions
worse, giving him a whopping minus five net rating when he's in the court compared to
off the court.
I can agree with that, but here's my thing, and I'll give you guys some pushback with
Josh Giddy.
You just traded for Gordon Hayward, Isaiah Joe's on the bench.
Carson Wallace is still there
You have options and you have the ability
To go ahead and change your fucking mind
But when it comes to like
Needing another extra big body in there
With Chet Hungram for whatever situation it is
My only issue is that you don't have
Any options to change your mind
You don't have any counters or anything like that
The line is very short
The list is very short so that's my biggest issue
With Josh Giddy he can be replaceable
I can already envision him
In closing lineups alongside or Gordon Hamer
in closing lineups alongside Shea and Chet and all that,
but you can't fix the issue of like not having enough bigness on the team whenever you
need it in those certain instances.
And these instances are important in the playoffs.
Yeah.
The real problem is if Chet, you know, being a young player, gets into foul trouble in these
games, that's when it becomes an issue.
Which, you know, like you said, could happen any moment and you don't have a big alternative
after that.
I wonder if they address that in the offseason.
Because they could have if they wanted to.
So clearly they don't see it as a big issue.
I guess it really just comes down to do we see it become an issue.
It'll kind of just be a results-based thing.
I think we say that they could have resolved the issue.
But at the same time, like one of the bigger trade targets in my head was like something like under drumming.
But apparently the Chicago Bulls are like 10 toes down on staying and committing to the mid.
Outside of that, like there aren't.
They don't need underderman because.
Well, no, that was just an example.
I know, I know.
But, like, they didn't do that because they want to play five out, right?
They could have got Kelly Olinick.
Everyone banging on that drum for months.
Like, get him.
He's a perfect fit.
They didn't do it.
So I wonder if they just have more faith in big Jam Williams than we do.
Yeah.
I think it's teams also trying to probably price gouge them also along with that.
Which is very understandable and logical.
All right, yeah.
Another one of those teams are this on the top end, don't have a lot of flaws.
Maybe the biggest problem is youth, right?
In experience that would come to hurt them like it doesn't.
a lot of young teams.
Yeah.
We'll see.
I agree.
So to speed run through the rest of my teams, I got the Spurs.
They just need to get out of the end in-denial stage that some of their young players are in.
I'm looking at you, Devon Vassell.
Sometimes I look at you, Jeremy Sohan.
Next team, we can speed run through.
The Phoenix Suns rap, Bradley Beal, and some bubble wrap at all times.
I just saw another injury report today about Bradley Beale.
It's a goddamn shame.
They'll learn no magic.
Get Markell Foltz out of here.
ship him to some other team
that needs like help
the Washington Wizards
it doesn't matter
I don't it don't really
it's not about them
it's about the Orlando Magic
and their development
and that's all the teams I got
great yeah I don't even
I'll let that rapify
be the rapid fire then
you listen I have the Hornets
I have written down
get more talent
they stink they're entering another rebuild
after an unsuccessful rebuild
because in one year they drafted
Kai Jones James Booknight
and JT Thor
Thor which as a league
It's not a lot of talent
On his way
Not a lot of talent
Okay
They suck and if they start over
Essentially around Brandon Miller
And La Mello
Which isn't a bad place
And Tray Man
Yeah and Tray Man
Great
So they have at least one more year
Of needing a good draft class
Potentially two
Not much to say
Besides they have to just get
More good players
Because they failed at that so far
Washington I wrote down
Can they find a coach
That can extract value
At a pool
Because they're another team
Like the Trail Blazers
That are currently in hell
Just running around
Doing a whole lot of nothing
Jordan Pool has quickly
Become a albatross of a contract
they have to find a way to salvage him
whether it be to make him
a part of the Yonkore or to find value
so he isn't just going to be a disgusting contract
until it runs out
he's just sad man
damn for the jazz I wrote
can Keontre George be the lead guard of the future
do they have to go PG again in this draft
no they don't because we got Dezante Murray
waiting for them right now buddy
answer you go
home answered there we go
then I have
the Nuggets who I said are
currently 19th in REM volume this year and
dead lasting transition points per play. Can they
get past this malaise and actually try
so they can do well in those things? Because that's the biggest problem
is all the high effort things
running out in transition, getting to the room of your bench
lineups, they haven't been good at this year. I think a lot
of that is foot off the gas, waiting for the playoffs
to come around. But
that's quite the gamble to play when
you get the hope that can actually turn it up and it's not just who
they are. And if that is who they are,
that gives them a little bit less juice in the head last year.
We ain't worried about them.
Yeah.
All right, cool.
All right.
I'm going to go with my rapid fire.
I have three teams.
First one, Chicago Bulls.
Listen, figure yourself out, man.
Go handy yourself.
Therapy.
That's a problem.
Therapy.
Come on, Chicago.
All right.
Next one, Sacramento Kings.
You need more talent, right?
I don't think that the duo of Deeran Fox and Demona's a bonus is going to be a championship
core, much less a core that can make you a top four seed, right?
Either switch out.
your parts in terms of Sabonis or Fox or add another star and get a big three going in
Sacramento. But you need an upgrade in what you're doing. I think that the base and the foundation
of your team is not good enough. So that's what I have for Sacramento. And then my last one for
the New York Knicks, the biggest problem that they need to overcome is that the coach tries to
kill the player sometimes by overworking them. If he cannot, right, if he cannot do that,
considering that Brunson, O.G. and Randall are all hurt right now. Or actually, you know,
Brunze came back. But, um, but, um, but yeah. Hartinstein. Yes. If Tom Tiptoe can limit his,
everybody's going to play 47 to 48 minutes a night, we will be good. So yeah, that's the biggest
problem they have to overcome. Listen, Donovan. There you go. Yeah. They got to go on strike and form
a Nick's labor union. Yeah. And if that doesn't work on. I'm in, I'm in New York still. I got the
NYPD on my line right now.
I am itching to press 911
and call Tibbs out
for potential
manslaughter.
Man slaughter, wow.
Oh man.
That's the end of this. We went through every single
NBA team, gave their biggest problem. It's a long episode so far.
Mo, what time is it?
Crown eaters. Rejoice.
Appear. Show yourselves.
It's time.
Woo!
Welcome to TikTok time.
As always, we're going to start with the draft.
This time, we're going to get back to something we did a while ago.
I think last year, we're going to draft the worst NBA players we possibly can.
You know, we have body, shooting, handles, passing, finishing.
We're going to pick the shittiest skills imaginable.
We've got a twist.
We're going to draft them from only all-star players.
So you've got to pick the worst skills from the best players in the NBA.
Love it.
Love it.
A little shake-up.
Look,
counterintuitive,
but it's going,
it's going to be great.
Yeah,
exactly.
There's no easy layoffs,
right?
There's nobody
that you can just pinpoint
as like,
oh, this is the worst player
on his team.
We can just pick his.
Yeah.
No layups like that.
So you got to get a little creative.
I already know the strategy behind this.
Let's do it.
Do you have a strategy behind this?
Hell yeah.
I come with a strategy every time.
And it's only all starts from this year.
Okay.
Yeah.
So,
makes sense.
Keep that in mind.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
All right.
So,
real simple.
Let's draft the worst NBA players possible
with only skills from 2024 NBA All-Stars.
First pick, give me Jalen Brunson's body.
I knew you were going to go there.
I knew you were going to go there.
It's okay.
Listen, these are the best athletes in the world.
Give me the worst athlete of the bunch.
You know what?
That's very solid.
I think I just went up to you, though.
Give me the first white man off the board,
Nicole Yoki, to give me his body.
If you tell him it's an all-star game,
he is not moving at all, bro.
and I need that on my team.
It's not an all-star games.
That's a big nimble body.
I'm telling him it's an all-star game though.
Trust me.
Listen,
sometimes I'll be selling drafts.
I understand that that has become my reputation.
Not this one.
If we've been in the worst player, I got this.
Give me Trey O's body and give me Yonis's shooting.
Wow.
A little guy that can't shoot is terrible.
He's a trash ass man.
Holy fuck, okay.
Come on now.
You're cooking.
You're cooking.
You're cooking.
Okay.
So that loose back to me.
So I got shooting, handles, passing, and finishing left.
And what that means on there, defense is on there.
Oh, really?
Bro, I'm tripping balls right now because I, okay.
No, I'm not.
Nevermind.
Sweet.
Okay, cool.
So for defense, go ahead and give me the dude who couldn't guard the bat, the bathtub.
in my bathroom
Damie Lillard
I need his defense
immediately
That's good
Thank God you did that
There's one more non-shooter
Here give me
Bam out of bio shooting
Oh listen
You're knocking down
Crazy 18 footers
That's not
That's not too bad
It's not too bad
At least you're quick
I'm not quick
And I can't shoot
We're tough
We're cuts
And then
We're gonna go next
Oh
Playmaking
Jalen Brown
Oh, damn. He was on the board. That's tough. I don't got water demon quality yet.
Damn, he was on the board. That's tough. Pretty much everyone else, like, after that, it's like,
etiquette. So it's like, fuck. That might be the steel of the draft right there. I can't pass. I'm not
fast. I can't shoot. It's okay. What does he do? That might be the steel at a draft right there. I'm not
going to lie to you. What does he do? Did you just build Thanosus? Can you clap? It's always the
passes with you. I know.
Leave him alone.
Leave the analysis alone.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
My bet.
I got to respect the ball podcast.
I got to respect the ball podcast.
All right.
So, damn, this is tough now because everyone else on this list is like pretty good at all these things.
So for playmaking, give me quail in it, I guess.
The most mid-playmaker ever.
This is pretty solid playmaker.
All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
No one's talking about this.
making, no.
All right.
For defense,
give me
Tyrese Halliburton.
Terrible defender.
Cone.
Worse than dame.
Cone.
And then for playmaking,
for playmaking,
give me
give me Carl Anthony Towns
for playmaking.
He's good to throw one into the stands
every now and that I like that.
Yeah.
Okay.
You playmaking to the other team?
I'm pretty far ahead right now
I'm not gonna lie
I'm pretty far ahead
I don't know I have Jaila Brunson's body
and Jalen Brown's passing
Yeah but I ain't gonna lie
Trey Young's body's a real
He's just a regular dude bro
He's like 160 foot
He's quick as hell
But Brunton is fast
And he's big body as well
He's quick
He definitely is quick
He's quick
Underrated
Underrated quick
Yeah he's for sure quick
all right so
he's twitchy
I guess that's a good way to put it
sneaky athletic
he shifts around a little bit
that's gross
right
so for finishing
go ahead and give me
35 year old KD
he don't have no rim pressure anymore
tough scene
it's the best way I
you're kind of building a really good player
am I
low key
no like Yokechish he gets to the rim by KD
It's a decent player
Not can get to the room
Like Katie
Can you finish at the rim like Katie
Getting to the room is different
Well that's his problem
When he gets the room
Katie's fine
But he
Yeah you're right
There you played yourself
You're talking through it too much
I should have shut up
There you go
Wrapped your new fucking whole
Mental gym
That's hilarious
Oh wait
Nobody's picked this yet
Oh no
Actually
I can go there
Do it.
Choke, choke, choke, choke.
Listen, this guy's gotten better defensively.
Still not great.
Give me Luca Donch's defense.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, that's nice.
Literally, it was either body or defense for him, bro.
Like, there's nothing else that could have been chosen.
Listen, he's 6'8 and a little more athletic than you think.
His body's a little too good for this conversation.
Pause.
Oh, man.
Oh, God.
Dangerous.
Finishing.
We're going to go with finishing.
You picked all the players I wrote down already.
Fuck.
Everybody
All-Star game
is a good finisher.
I know.
You know what?
I was stuck,
bro.
Everybody in the L'Oster game
is a good finisher.
Give me the guy
with the lowest IQ
finishing.
Give me Julius Randall.
Oh, forget.
He was an All-Star.
When it's a good take,
he's a great,
great finisher.
But he will take the worst shots
and was ill-ed-a-hise shots
at the room.
I need his finishing brain.
Oh, gotcha.
Okay.
He's never seen a big man
he doesn't want a barrel into.
That's hilarious,
bro.
That's a boy.
That's a good.
I get it.
I understand.
That's hilarious, man.
He works on those muscles.
He works on his muscles.
He wants to use them.
Damn.
All right.
So for shooting, literally every single All-Star is a good shooter.
So with that being said,
give me someone who was at All-Star Weekend,
Donovan Smoot for shooting.
If you know, you know, I won.
Undefeated.
I got to worst player.
Okay, I need an actual one for the TikTok
because the TikTok here won't get that joke.
So go ahead and pick a real quick.
Oh, bro.
All right, real pick.
Give me someone who,
give me Anthony Davis,
someone who is supposed to take
six threes a game,
but it ends up taking two now.
Tough scene.
Adi's a good pick.
I wasn't to pick him
and somebody took BAM.
You're going to pay for you.
You're going to pay for you.
You're going to send the FBI at my door.
I understand that.
It's okay.
You have the clutch,
question now so you're not going to hit up
Rich Paul.
Anyways,
Why are you exposing me right now?
Like, listen, relax, relax.
Anyways, right?
For finishing, you can't finish at the rim if you don't go to the rim.
So give me somebody who loves stepbacks and who loves tough middies Jason Tatum.
That, I see the logic is the best you can do.
It's the best you can do.
Everybody in the All-Star game is jumping 48 inches in the air and dunking.
Like, this is all I had.
it's a good spin on an otherwise
unexciting pick
it's all I had
the best you can do
he's an all-star what could we do
I respect I respect the logic
all right so my team
my player
my fucking unit I built
the body of Jalen Brunson
the shooting a Bama out of bio
the defense of Luca Donchich
the playmaking of Jalen Brown
and the finishing of Julius Randall
this is just Jalen
Brunson if he didn't have a three-point shot
Like
Damn
That's really what this is
Yeah I feel like this is a very real player
In NBA history
This is Jaina Brunson without a three-point shot
Slightly
But if you couldn't shoot
If you couldn't shoot this is Raymond Felton
Yeah
True
Lord just could be goddamn Jordan pool this season
Tough scene
He's not been like that
Who you got
Yeah so I got
Yokic
For body
D-smoot slash 8
for shooting dame for defense kawai for playmaking and finishing i got kd i'm i'm trying to be calm i'm
actually pissed off i really am trying to be calm it's okay he's so easy to trigger he's so he didn't
i love it nah bro because people just be bullying others like for no reason
um all right so for body over one miss three-pointish shut up i know your capabilities
It wasn't you on the video.
It wasn't you on the video.
Okay, anyways, for body I have
Trey Young, shooting I have Yonge,
I have Yonge, I have Tyrese Halliburton,
playmaking, Car Anthony Towns,
finishing Jason Tatum.
Yeah, outside of finishing,
my player's kind of bad.
Is this, is this Russell Westbrook
without passing?
Stop that.
I mean.
Is this Ricky Russell Westbroke
without good passing?
Not even
God, you just built
Julian Newman
Congratulations
on him
Did you build
Rookie Dennis Smith
Is that what I'm
Damn
You actually
Is this shit
Is this Kuh Henderson?
Oh, that's tough
I was thinking that too
But I didn't want to say
To be honest with you
He's paying the rookie tax
It's fine
He'll get better
Pain
Now that's end of the draft
Next thing we're going to do
A tier list of sorts
we're going to put NBA logos into a tier list.
Fire!
We are loving it.
Real simple.
I got 12 NBA logos for y'all.
We're going to put them in a tier list based on just, I don't know, the design, the vibe, how well it fits the city, you know, just how strong of a logo these are.
Say the word. Say the word.
Orah?
Exactly.
That's what we're ranking this.
I'm happy you got straight to it.
Let's do it.
There we go.
Let's put these NBA logos into a tier list.
First off, the Chicago Bulls.
Listen, this is an S-tier logo, in my opinion.
This is one of the best logos in the league.
Listen, 2012 era, swag era.
You couldn't go anywhere without seeing this shit on a snapback.
This logo stood the test of time.
It's fashionable.
It looks good.
It's ferocious.
Easy S-tier.
That was real fashion.
I don't know anything about that.
Y'all don't know.
You never wore fire red threes with a snapback.
Back in 2012, 2013, they had the entire nation in a headlock.
Brother, when it gets hot, camo shorts,
when he gets hot and you put the snap back on your belt loop,
I don't know about this, man.
These are recipes.
This is real fashion.
Definitely, yes, too.
Our viewers were like two years old at times.
No facts.
Literally.
I don't say, y'all don't get it.
Y'all don't understand.
You weren't outside.
You never will.
It's fine.
Quite literally.
If you know, you know.
You just don't even try to catch up.
Next up, the Brooklyn Nets
This is ass
I'd be the first one to say that
It's just so bland, boring
It's big bulky
It looks like a police officer badge
When I first like a quick glance at it
Bro's one of the security
He thinks he's a cop
What the fuck is going on right now
Relax, just stick to your job
I put this in F
The fucking Gotham PD
The F for Feds
Yeah
Yeah
Like this is just trash
Boo
The colors are cool
Black and white
How can you fuck that up
They found a way
To fuck that up
Easy that's
Boring font
It's just the ball
No or
Yeah no
Trash
Fucking crest
Ew
Next up
The Memphis Grizzlies
Mixed feelings
About this one right here
Exactly
The colors are cool
You got mixed feelings
I think this is hard as shit
I think I'm gonna go hey
Hard as shit is a stretch
This is a good logo
That's a cool looking bear
It depends on what jersey you think.
Cool looking bear.
Okay.
Jersey is irrelevant.
This is a logo tier list.
But that's what I'm saying.
It depends on what the jersey is.
That makes it look better.
No.
I kind of want to put this as a B.
Look at that picture and tell me what you think about that picture.
B.
I kind of want to put this at a B because it's just one of those good mid-tier logos.
There's nothing ferocious.
It's not wearable like the Bulls logo was.
But the colors are cool and you can't really overall hate on it.
It's just solid
I think of Michael Jordan
Played for this team
We'd be looking at this logo
Damnary the same
But that's what you should have started off with
Nobody respects Zach Ranoff anymore
Yeah instead we had
Kosta Kufich
So it's over bro
Put this at a B
You fucking slaughtered that name
That is not his name
Costa
That's not what his family calls him
I hate
I hate myself now
What is what is his name again
Costa Kustis
There we go
What the fuck did you just say?
Was that not it?
All right.
Next one.
You're disrespecting his lineage
Every time you're
I got to hear it.
I got to hear the legend,
bro.
I got to hear it.
Please someone terrified that.
That was so bad.
His name is
Kostis Kufis.
Did I not say that?
Not at all.
I thought I said for a second
Costa Kucci.
No word.
No word.
What?
Slaughted it.
It's slaughtered it.
All right.
Next up.
The Dallas Mavericks.
This is good.
This is a good logo.
I think this is a solid.
Big ass gulp.
Yeah.
Take a second.
My throats a little scratchy.
Down the hatchet.
Where is this?
Down the hatchet.
This is like a D.
I remember this is.
D?
D.
Wow.
It's not good.
They need a rebrand bad.
They've had this logo for way too long.
They want,
I guess they wanted to be like a classic or something.
It's not.
It looks dated as hell.
It's not good.
Oh my gosh.
It's not good.
You saw this logo.
when you loaded up NBA Street.
So?
It's 2024.
We have Apple Pro goggles.
And I'm still seeing the same thing.
Switch it up.
Switch it up.
Be creative.
No,
they need to be around bad.
Color outside the lines, Dallas.
I'll go see.
Oh my gosh.
You guys don't appreciate the mystical figure that that horse is right there, bro.
This is a solid B in my opinion.
I kind of would put this at a person.
You just call it mystical?
Yeah.
Do you see that horse?
You said you never seen a horse that looked like that in your goddamn life and you're lying to me if you told me you did
Stop that. Listen, when I grew up my third movie with Spirit, I've seen that horse plenty of times
You were a horse. God damn liar
Were you the horse girl?
Were you the horse girl of your class?
Anyway, this is C tier.
He was, he was. He was the horse girl.
If you don't watch Spirit, you don't know a ball about Disney movies.
That was that was the movie.
It's a man
That's called himself a stallion
Oh my god
But this is in CTA move on
Okay
Whatever
Next up
The San Antonio Spurs
Listen
Looky kind of hard
Mixed feelings bro
It is hard
It is hard
It's kind of hard
Because it is a spur
It is a spur
This is what they look like
It's in the name
When I was a kid
I thought it was a field goal pose
Terrible
But listen, it's unique
It has character
It represents the city
Solid B
I was thinking A
I could go
I could go with a
The colors are very solid
I could go with A for sure
Colors are very solid
The Spurs are in the gray
These days
You said what
I feel like it leads too much into gray
Rather than black and white
Maybe it's a jersey conversation
It's never mind
Yeah the logo itself
Is very hard compared to his counterpart
All right
Spurs welcome to A tier
We got it
Next up, the Indiana Pacers.
I feel like we've spent all week hating on Indiana
and now we're just going to keep it going
because this logo sucks.
This logo is trash.
It's so terrible.
This looks like it's straight out to that fucking 70s.
It's awful.
Put this.
What are we doing?
F, D?
Let's put this in F.
Let's be real.
You know what?
Let's be real, bro.
We can put it in D just because it has colors
and the Nets logo does not.
There we go.
We'll put it in D because we got Gen Z color brain.
There we go.
Yeah, nah.
Zero creative colors.
Zero creativity, row.
There my fuck.
I put it in F.
The colors aren't even good.
Let's be real.
Blue and yellow.
You can respect them for being able to become an all-star city, bro?
Damn.
Good for them.
It's not a good logo.
The Milwaukee Bucks.
This is the S-tier logo on my opinion.
You know how I feel about that goddamn buck.
You are so weird.
I'm not weird
Do you not respect
How this book makes it feel? It's okay
It's okay keep going
Are you not in tune with your feelings
And your emotions?
What about the book?
Yes
You know who I feel about that goddamn book
This book
This book represents way more than you think
What does it represent?
What the fuck?
Does that mean?
What are you talking about?
Bro, the real people
Milwaukee understand this.
You don't.
Are you a real person in Milwaukee?
No.
I mean, I know people.
I agree.
The buck logo looks awesome.
He looks ferocious.
He looks swollen as shit.
I'm cool with the buck going on an S tier.
Fear the deer, put it in S.
Yep, for the deer is hard to sell.
The Miami Heat.
Awesome.
I'll say A tier.
I really like this logo.
Listen, I understand it's old, right?
And they loki have done the same thing, but it works.
I like the little ring around it.
Basketball on fire, it's a, it's a nice little play on it, not the best.
Not a very strong logo.
Not, yeah, not the best, but it's definitely a tier.
I kind of would put this in S tier, but I can understand your argument.
Yeah, for sure.
I just think like the, the bull's logo, the bull's logo is so ferocious and so iconic.
The buck's logo has a little bit of everything, right?
You have the circle.
You have, you have the letters in it.
The buck looks strong and fierce.
Miami's just missing just one of those things.
So that's what I'll put in the way.
It's a flaming basketball beaming at your head.
How do you not feel fearful?
Because an animal's soul is not staring straight into my eye.
And it's just a ball.
Okay.
Your logic makes sense.
I'm cool.
It's an in-animate object.
Okay.
The Houston Rockets.
This one kind of sucks.
I was going to say, I'm so glad we opened up
conversation. This is ass.
It's trash as fuck. I've been waiting to say it.
No, they need a new logo. They need to put a rocket back in that bitch. They need to make
a creative, have some life into it. I don't even know what the redeeming quality of this is.
It's just boring. Facts. I mean, what's supposed to be? And it's all the same color?
Yeah. Yeah. Nothing's going for it.
Yeah. Their logo is probably the reason why they haven't made the NBA final since fucking
Hakeem was in that jersey, bro. That's exactly why.
That's exactly why
They need to use that logo
with the astronaut on it
That's on their city jerseys
That's a full-time logo
I think they should rebrand
The entire franchise
Into those colors
That would be hard
F-tere it is
He's a very 2004
FX
The OKC Thunder
I kind of like this
Whoa
I don't think it's bad
I know we've been on the same page
And I might deviate
For what we're talking about
I think this is good
I think it's a solid C tier
logo. That fat-ass
old just kills it for me, man.
The colors are cool. What even is this?
It's like a shield. It looks like a shield to be
honest with me, bro. Thunder is a triangular
basketball. What the shit is. G-I. Joe
ass logo for sure.
There's Academy Sports
outdoors. Yeah, no.
This shit is, it's ass. It's where we used to who.
But it's so hard to.
Do you not have memories of whooping had Academy?
Not enough.
This is Dick Sporting Goods.
No, get this out of here.
Yeah, see terrible
Can it be a C?
I was gonna go D
I don't like this logo at all
It's D type terrible
You don't
What does this logo have to do
With a name Thunder
You don't think that this logo
Is on the same level
As the Dallas Mavericks logo
No
What does there's no thunder
So what?
I think y'all misplaced Dallas
That's my issue
Thunder is such a
Such a
What's the word
An illustrative word
That should have imagery
To match it
And it's just nothing
It's just orange
no it does i mean i guess the orange and the blue through it you can't see thunder but they could
have done a better job for sure you're right you can't do thunday what do you think you're right
but this and see thinking about lightning all right you got me you got me see it is you can put it
see i lost
this man wants audio waves on a jersey
relax
a peaking audio file
because it's too literal
it's so trash
but I'll take it
I lost that
the Sacramento Kings
listen
some days I wake up and I'm like
this is hard
other days I'm like this is trash as fuck
one of the worst logos
I've seen in my entire life
this is your purple bias coming out
your fucking favorite color you're obsessed with
this is not a good logo
The gray
kills it all for me
Because it's like
Where the fuck that shit come from, bro?
It's such a 2011-ass font man
That modern-ass font
It looks terrible
It looks Tron legacy shit
Isaac is in his bag right now
Listen we don't have a logo in D-tier
So let's just put this in D-tier
Because it's not great
Is it occupy its own space
Yeah D-Tier is perfect for it
D-Tier is perfect for it
There we go
It's just so mid
No thoughts
All right last up
the Golden State Warriors
Damn
Damn damn damn
It's good
It's certainly really good
But it's not great though
What
Yeah it's got to be up there right
It's one of the best logos in the league
It's a strong logo
It's the Golden Gate Bridge
It suits the community
It's perfect
You let a bridge sway you man
What the hell if you want to see a bridge
I'll take you ass outside right now
This does not sway anybody
How
You would take me outside and see the Golden Gate Bridge
Do it
It's a cool bridge
Listen, I live in the Bronx
So it's going to take a little
45 minute commute
But I can still show you
The goddamn bridge, bro.
It doesn't warrant an A or an S
You finish on me
The world shittiest bridge
Yeah
Yeah, no
She's gonna be over a storm drain
A bridge is a bridge bro
Put this in A
Yeah, we can go ahead
I'll look at
I'll look at
S is crazy as fuck
I'd live with A
Whatever
You understand
You understand what we're doing
in animate objects go in a
if you have an animal and it's actually
a good logo you go in S that's kind of
the difference that's actually what we did
you guys are terrible
damn bro
the Mavs man you guys hold the Mazz for sure
but whatever the Mavs logo is mid
it looks outdated as fuck
it looks uh never mind
I'm just gonna keep my mouse and thin
why are you fighting for this Michael Finley logo
like relax because the Michael
Finley logo took me through some times
on my life. That's why.
You don't understand.
You're a nostalgia for the fucking Mavericks
logo? Yeah, man.
You romanticize a bathroom
break. That's crazy.
You guys are just
you guys don't understand, man.
All right, man, that's the end of that segment.
Next thing we're going to do,
pull out a thing we haven't done in months.
We're going to guess some NBA teams by their
2K ratings.
I've officially quit
2K for, what, the
fourth time in my career. I'm
retired. I'm officially done. I'm not buying. I'm not falling into Isaac's propaganda because
he made us get, right, had a gun to my head and told me, download NBA 2K right now so that
we could play. I was like, oh, I guess I got to get it. I'm not doing it next year. I'm not spending
my money on that. Yeah. Well, let's see if you can understand the 2K ratings off of pure
vibes in because you haven't seen them. I got a slideshow with six teams where I have the ratings
on their position by position. You guys don't have to guess it. Did you guys just see that?
I think to kill might have gave you the answer.
I didn't see shit.
I just yawned.
Oh my goodness.
Thank God.
I literally just yon.
I was folded.
Thank God for me being sleepy.
Okay.
So real simple.
I'm going to show you an NBA team.
You're going to guess what they are based off nothing with their 2K ratings.
First team.
Who is this team?
This team is so fucking trash.
Oh my God.
So they got a point guard.
I'm assuming that's point guard is an 80.
The two and three is a 79 and an 84.
Power forwards at 87 and center is a 79.
Relax, relax, relax.
I think I got this.
You got this?
Okay.
This is,
Listen, the power forward is the star of the show.
Everybody else is good, not great.
Is this the New Orleans Pelicans?
Incorrect.
What?
Humble yourself.
Okay, that was a great guess.
That was a great guest.
I was a great guest.
I was an ISO, Airballed that bitch.
My bad team, my bad team.
all right so who's another like lower slick lower it's not lower tier but who's another good
power for it in the NBA with just a bunch of mid around them tell me so all right this could
be this could be think out loud could it be could it be this season's version of the Memphis
Grizzlies this is not the Memphis Grizzlies no that was a good guess that was a good guess
because they'd be switching out the goddamn 80s.
It was, okay.
Okay.
Okay, what point guards in the league are like solid but not great that we could think of in like that 80 range?
I think there's so many of them.
I think we have a hard time.
Yeah, I wouldn't start there.
That's a bad thing.
It's a power for it.
I think it's a power for it.
See, someone I think about is, oh, I got this shit.
I got it.
He's in my mind right now.
He's the star of the show, star of the All-Star Weekend.
Is it Scotty Barnes?
It is not.
Oh, fuck.
Then this shit is,
this is not Scotty Barnes
and this is Paolo Bankero.
Correct.
This is the...
Yeah!
There we go.
God damn it.
Way too hard.
Fuck, man.
Okay.
Franz is an 84?
Go to hell, 2K.
We haven't done this in a while.
We're ramping up.
We're going to be good.
Yeah, I'm sweating out.
Go to hell 2K.
I saw Ronnie 2K on my flight
on the way back from Indie.
That's crazy as hell.
Name drop, listen, name drop some more.
Remain O'Neill was on my flight.
Who?
Donovan and I saw.
Oh, really, dad?
Your dad.
I called the Keemus brother last point.
Crazy.
You guys crazy.
All right. Next up.
Who is this team?
Oh, everybody's good on this team.
Okay.
84 point guard, 81 and 80, small forward and shooting guard.
80 power forward and this is an 86 center who the fuck is this so this show is being led
by a really good okay center and the point guard is like middle of the pack this is just a
pretty team it's just a mid team but like but like a good mid team I think I can think of some
good mid can you donovan I'm trying to trying to run through it I think I can get some some good
mid out of here as my brain is cycling through some good mid there's some quality mid down
nowadays these days they're the real there's a lot first guess this is the Houston rockets
damn I can't believe some good mid that's the goodest of mid right there listen that's what you
said earlier that's what you said earlier they're the best 500 team that's not 500 it's factual
comes in clutch there we go I love it next up
who is this team
okay dominant center
elite center
so you got a 79 point guard
82 80 small ford and shooting guard
and a 78 power forward
damn is this center with some shitters
there's only one person that fits that profile
is this the young king
victor wimbayama and the san antonio spurs
ooh it is
I don't know why my mind went blank you carried me through that one
good shit
Good shit.
Jeremy, so hand, shout out to you for coming in clutch.
All right.
Next up, who is this team?
92 point guard, 80 and 80 small forward and shooting guard in the 87 power forward and an 83 center.
Okay.
Okay.
This is good.
This is good.
Not going to lie to you.
So we have to think about one of the most elite point guards in the NBA along with a pretty good, but not at a little.
elite power forward.
I think I have, I know who this is.
I believe so.
Go ahead.
Is this, boom, Tyrese Halliburton.
Correct.
This is the Indiana Pacers.
Give me my fucking money.
I love this shit.
I die for this shit.
Let's go.
Every day, I wake up.
You put your head down.
And I look at goddamn 2K logos.
or 2K ratings
Alright next up
Who is the team
Ooh this team is fucking fire bro
Wow great team
85 point guard
84 and 89
Shooting guard in small 4
94
Power 4 in 88 center
This team is fucking elite
This team is crazy
This team is crazy as hell
This team is lethal
but not going to lie
I feel like I know who this might be
94 is one of the best players in the entire NBA
exactly there's only a handful
of players that fit that that description
go ahead so it can't be no Luca
can't be no Steph
can be no Yokic
hold on not
it can be Devon Book or KD
this might be Jason Tatum and the Boston Celtics
yes sir
Isaac's yawning
what the fuck I knew it
God damn it
You're lying
Why it's the Celtics
Oh bro
You can fucking forward
My joke
God damn it
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
I was like to say
You're gonna like shit
You be trying
You be trying to play these games
I'm not with it
Yeah no
He fool me
He fooled me with that
When he was yawning
I was like damn
I know these games
I know his tricks
That was a real yawn
Yeah I know
Right next team
Who are these people
85 point guard
93, two guard, 79 small forward, 87 power forward and 87 center.
Damn, who the fuck is this team?
All right.
This is tough.
93, two guard is tough, bro.
No, but think about it.
Who are some of the best two guards in the league with another, with a dominant front core like that?
Come on.
Think about it.
See, in my mind, I want to think, like, could this be someone from the fucking Los Angeles Clippers?
But no, because Zubotch is not no goddamn 87.
That's why I'm going to take a swing here.
I'm going to guess with the number one seed in the Western Conference.
Is this the Minnesota Timberwolves?
That's a good guess, but it is incorrect.
Ooh, that's a great guess.
My company is not 85.
You're out of your mind?
yeah no he's i have no idea i have no idea what one of two k is on these days um that's a great guess
okay okay i like i like where you think it's one of the most yeah there's only so many teams as fits
that's one of them exactly so we're talking about one of the most elite two guards in the entire
NBA along with a pretty damn good four and five oh oh we're tripping oh this is yeah we got
at the same time this is the cleveland cavaliers cavaliers there we go let's this
This is the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Yeah.
I feel like Moe just last on to you there.
I don't know if you actually had it or not, but I'm going to choose the believer.
No, man.
I had it.
I had it.
Don't do me dirty.
Don't do me dirty.
Stop trying to discredit me.
As I'm saying, don't talk about my teammate like that.
Don't bring it up.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Put you in headlock.
Attack team.
No.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Get the, okay.
Oh my God.
I, bro.
You need to be regulated, bro.
We need parental advisory now that we go into TikTok time, bro.
I call this TikTok time.
I call them create crayon eaters alongside with me for a goddamn reason.
Not for you to make these disgusting jokes, man.
Good God.
We have responsibility, Isaac.
I was talking about us.
We influenced the youth.
Last weekend, two very young kids walked up to you.
And was like, can I get a picture?
Can I get a picture?
You're like, sure.
What happens next year if we allow them into our live show, Isaac?
Then what?
Next team.
Next team.
Learn your lesson
Last one
Who is this team?
Is this the same team?
No, it's not.
But once again
So every position is good
Except for the three
The three is the weak spot on this team
We got
Let's see
The Power Forward is to start the show
This is hard.
Okay
So 81 point guard
82
Or 84 we're all
two guard 79 overall small forward 93 4 and the 87 center who the fuck is this
who the hell is 93 power forward no we can't do that we can't do that the two best players
I'm gonna go oh wait I'm no no way I was gonna say is this the Los Angeles Lakers but
there's no way in hell 80 would be an 87
Ronnie would be off some crack if he did that, bro.
Damn.
Who are the best front-court duos in the league?
Four is in the entire NBA, bro.
Okay.
This one's hard.
This one's kind of challenging.
But I'll, but I like, I'll step to the plate.
I'll accept the challenge.
Let's think about it.
Let's break this shit down easily.
This is no.
I'm thinking about Biggs.
Can't be Bam at a bio.
He's not an 87 overall.
Mm-hmm.
Could this be someone like KD as a 93?
No,
because Nerkich is not fucking like that.
Who the hell is this, bro?
Damn.
You guys give up?
It can't be.
Hold on, hold on,
hold on.
Wait.
No,
no,
we don't give up yet.
We don't give up yet.
I know we're doing a lot of thinking,
and you want to keep this rolling,
but we're going to try and get it.
Yeah, do a lot of talking.
You can think,
but how about you talk to it's?
It's okay.
Damn.
Okay.
So,
to be honest,
So the best, the best power forwards in the league, right?
Who are they?
Who are the best power forward?
Pascal Seacom.
You could say Julius Randall.
You could say Paula Bancaro.
You could say, I guess, Jason Tatum and KD, fucking Kawhi Leonard.
But this can't be Kauai at all.
Don't get too.
Don't get too bogged up in positions.
That one.
Just one might confuse you.
Yeah, that's why I'm fuck.
To be honest.
These people are playing out of position?
I quit.
I don't know how you want to.
Who's to say who's the three and the four on this team?
that's see all right I quit I quit it I'm not I quit it's like two this is the Miami Heat
what Bama's it they play a bunch of wings I don't know you kind of cooked us with this one I
don't know okay so wow yeah you cook this with that one of them or is it Jimmy Butler
I don't know I put you a bullet at the four but that was clearly a little confused yo yeah that
fucked us definitely yeah yeah that got us definitely
Yeah, I don't even know.
What is he technically?
I guess he might be the three
and they put like high me at the floor.
I don't know.
Yeah, I would probably want to count
Jimmy as a three,
but it's not like Settin Stone.
Yeah, I don't know.
You went out with a bang with that one.
There you go.
I got you finally.
Yeah.
Let's move on to something more interesting.
Let's get you guys as blood flowing.
Ooh.
Can I go ahead and interest you guys
in something real quick?
Can you?
Talk to us.
I want to see if you guys can guess
the top 10 leading NBA scores of all time okay okay all time scoring leaders gotcha this is tough
there's been some like shifts over the years of course and I want to see how well you guys
can gauge how many buckets have been given over the last few years not over the last few years but
of all time by these players gotcha okay we can do this so all time scoring leaders top 10 real
simple exactly total points no point
Points per game gotcha. I hope not that'd be awful that'd be hard. Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, no. Let's do it
Hit the hook. So guys can you guess the top 10 and. Oh, I fucked up the hell look of a motherfucker. It gets the top 10 NBA scoring leaders of all time. Okay, I know the top five pretty easily. I think we got knocked it out of the way. LaBron James obviously won. Kareem's number two. Damn. I think nasty man is three.
Damn. You run into this?
Kobe and then Kobe and Jordan are four and five right yes damn and damn can we get this can we get
the Dallas legend Dirk Novitsky on this one oh my goodness oh no he six okay okay you guys
no ball what the fuck can we get slow down is harder this is where we gotta slow down
this is where it's a little more difficult listen I'm not gonna watch it easy ones all right
well talk I'm done is Carmelo anthony on this list uh is that a question or are you like
damn it
ah
come on this list
come on guys
come on guys
he's number
greatness
respect greatness
okay
Carmelo's number nine
so we got
seven eight and ten
left
exactly
it's gonna be
longevity
people will play
it a long time
people that played
over a decade
easily
low key
is Tim Duncan up here
even though he's not
a score like that
you are wrong
Tim Duncan is not on here
I got you
it's okay why are you laughing you're on his team bro
it's just funny
it's just funny
Larry Bird didn't play long enough I don't think
I imagine Shaq didn't either
well actually no let's guess
Shaq
Shaq is that number eight
Congratulations sir
There we go
Oh my goodness
Is Will Chamberlain up here
Donovan do you think Wilts is here
Yeah we'll guess
He believes so it is number seven
God damn it I wanted your hate
thrive, but it didn't.
Number 10.
You guys are number 10?
Is Moses, is Moses Malone
number 10?
Moses Malone is not number 10.
I'm sorry, sir.
It's Akeem Elijah on number 10.
Hakeem is not number 10.
I'm so sorry, sir.
Is Kevin Durant already number 10?
Is that a question or is that an answer?
It's a,
bullioneters are looking at me
and I'm looking at you, looking at me.
Kevin Durant is number 10. Congratulations.
Let's go.
Wow.
I don't know why that occurred to me, but yeah, he's got to be up there already.
He's been at it for a while.
Man's not getting younger.
Yeah, Katie, he's scored the most points while playing the least amount of minutes, bro.
It's insane in the top 20.
The fact that he's top 10 with an Achilles tear made to miss a whole year of his prime, ridiculous.
Crazy.
Missed a whole year of your prime, and he's about to be number, he's about to be number nine, actually soon,
to surpass Carmelo in like two games.
So shout out to him.
this graphic is slightly outdated yeah good it's outdated but is it still it's still correct it's
still correct right now to the day yeah but sooner than later like katie's going to eventually
pass camillo that's the next one who's uh can we look up real quick like i saw the tictock look up
the rest of the list who's i wonder what other players are going to potentially get up into this
range like can james hardin or curry get there no no they're they're in the trenches way below
they're like later 20s not later my about early 20s what players do you think are going to
have a chance. Could Luca get there one day, you think?
What players could get, could have a chance?
Luca could definitely, oh, easily Luca could get there. Oh my goodness. He's averaging 34 right now.
Yeah, no, he's crazy. Luca could get there. The only thing is like, would he have the longevity?
It depends if he likes fucking basketball. I think, I hate to say it, but Tatum could get there
because he'll probably have the longevity. Oh, yeah, yeah. Got going real young. Yeah, Tatum could get
there easily. Yeah, I think that's about it for like. Okay. Okay.
Okay, cool.
Easy answers for sure.
I respect it.
Y'all did good, though.
We're going to do. We're going to pull a T3 classic.
We haven't done a long time.
We're going to play game of 20 questions.
Oh.
This time, I'm thinking of the NBA player.
You guys are not to guess.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Uh-oh.
20 questions.
I'm kind of shaky at this game, but I got my A game off for TikTok time.
Let's do it.
Yeah, don't fold.
You've got 20 questions to guess the NBA player I'm thinking of.
All right.
Let's do it.
Is he an All-Star?
He is not.
Is he in the Western Conference?
Currently, yes, he is.
Currently, yes, he is.
Is this a current player?
Currently, yes, he is.
Ooh, that must mean he is hanging by the fucking threads right now.
Listen, listen.
It doesn't mean that.
It just means he wasted a question.
Please, no, we need every question.
Would you be playing?
Yeah, we need it.
We need it.
Coach, you tripping.
Okay, so he's currently an all-star or not currently not an all-star.
was in the fucking West.
No, he's not a champion.
Is he a guard?
He's not a guard.
Ooh.
Okay.
Is he a center?
He is a center.
Ooh.
Okay.
Center, not a champion in the West Conference.
You sniffing it out.
You're getting there?
Yeah.
Is he a starter?
He is a starter.
Ooh.
Getting down to the nitty and fucking gritty right now.
There's only so many.
So maybe I made it too easy.
Is this Daniel Gafford?
Ew!
This is not Daniel Gafford,
who is not a starter yet,
so that's a bad guess.
He said, well, I don't want to say should be.
Derek lively, respect to you.
Yeah, true.
Does he have red in his jersey?
He does.
Damn!
We might be fucking cooking.
Not even ten questions in.
No, running me down.
Okay.
Could this be,
DeAndre Aidan
God damn it
This could be
This is DeAndre Aden
I'm here
Where the real eaters at
Good job
Good job
Alright well that's gonna be too short
To make a TikTok
Add us
Let's do another game
Who wants to guess
Um
Who wants to think of the player
I'll think of it
I got it
I got one right now
Okay
All right
Okay you got one
Yes
Give me
Yeah
Give me like two seconds
To confirm
This draft year
But other than that
I got this nice, ready, locked in loaded.
Okay, I'm ready.
You got 20 questions to guess the NBA player I'm thinking about.
Nikiel, that was so ineffective.
I'm so hilarious.
I'll sort of figure what you were going to do.
Okay, so we got 20 questions.
Is he a current player?
No.
Okay, retired, okay.
Was he an all-star?
no and no
that's three questions
hos
was this a backcourt player
yes
uh okay
he's a backball player
did he retired in the last 10 years
yeah
yes
were they a champion
no
he was that hell no
shut up
I learned my lesson
is you working media
No, that's a great question.
They all do these days.
Yeah, I know.
Get a real job.
Richard Jefferson, Matt Barnes.
You can list them off for days.
The Western Conference.
Hmm.
That's a tough question because he was kind of both.
Okay.
Okay.
Journeyman, or at least two teams.
Fair.
You retired in the last 10 years, didn't win a championship.
Is he white?
No.
Damn it.
Hmm
I said damn it
Like I'm hoping for a white player
Yeah like
Is he a good shooter?
I can try to tell you
Is he a good shooter?
Sure
Okay
You got to be deep in the weeds
For this one
Yeah
Deep in the weeds
Oh shit
Let's slow down
Okay
Um
Played in both
As you draft
Retired in the last 10 years
Was the team
In the 2000s
no
okay so he was drafted in the 90s probably
or is he a bust
what
okay maybe he was
in the 90s was
was his primary jersey
red
like
like the team he's most
the team he was longest on
yes
for sure
okay the team he's longest on
is red he didn't win a championship
he's not in the media
Huh
This is tough
Not being an all-stars
Fucking me up
Y'all not gonna get it
Y'all not gonna get it
Y'all not gonna get it
Was he a starter?
No
Is this impossible
No it's not impossible
He picked a bench player
From the 90s
Okay how do we narrow this down
He's draft in the 90s
Well he might be driving in 2010s
It might be just be a quick bust
Did we ask that
Was he drafted it
In the 2010s?
Yes.
You got six questions left.
Hurry up.
Okay.
Okay.
He dropped in 2010s.
Not a champion.
Main team is red.
So red team,
a bull draft pick,
Trailblazers.
Wait,
is this Wesley Matthews?
No.
No, no.
That wasn't a question.
I don't know.
It was.
Hold on.
No, he was asking me.
He was asking me.
No, y'all trying to finesse me.
But you know what?
He was asking me.
You got a clear.
He was asking me.
I was talking to Donovan.
That wasn't clearly.
Clarify that next time, buddy.
You're on watch.
Pistons, wizards,
hawks.
No, no, it can't be the pistons
because the primary jersey isn't red.
Well, primary jersey?
Like the primary color of the pistons
isn't red.
Okay, it's a blue jersey, right?
Okay, I was thinking logo with red.
Okay, who?
He's a deep cut.
Okay, so he's not, he's a decent shooter.
Should we, should we try to narrow down like skill-wise?
I guess.
Is he a good defender?
Uh, no.
Is he known as being a good defender?
No.
Okay, so he's not, knows me a good defender and he's an okay shooter.
Probably, oh, this is tough.
I feel like we need, I feel like we need.
I'm dancing inside right now.
I might do this one.
You might need a college.
Oh, I don't.
If it's a potential, that's not going to help.
20 question fumble.
They're asking ask questions right now, too.
What did you say?
Should we try to narrow down draft year?
You want to narrow down
in the first half of the decade or second half?
Yeah.
Was he drafting the first half of the 2010s?
I'll do you a favor and say
right in the middle.
Okay, so 2015.
It's not doing a favor.
It's answering my question.
you got your answer buddy
I mean but now
now we have to solidify
for those 2015 or not
um
well it could be
it could be like 14 or 16 either way
it's like a three year range right in the middle
let's assume it's 2015
uh
okay wait wait wait wait time
I would like clarity so the first half of
2010 would be
2010
11 12 13 13 14
is he drafted in the first half of the 2010s
no
okay so
2015 and after
it's 2015 he made it clear
okay I think you just wasted a question
no no I was clarified my question
no I clarified a question what are you talking about
okay I'm just making sure
I'm just making sure we're on part
uh
2015 draft
fuck he's just as
Winslow I don't know
Whoa proud eaters
I'm giving these boys
hella passes right not
because that was a fucking answer
That was a question
That was
You are sadly wrong
Oh
Who else is draft in 2015
Three more
Three more
Okay so 2015
Was he a first round pick
Yes
Okay
To a red team
Okay
Which team
It's not the Miami Heat.
I just asked that.
Okay, we're getting there.
We're getting there.
Listen,
we're put a buzzer view
to this bitch.
He used to be so mad.
No, you're not.
He said he's a back court player.
Okay, so he's a one or two.
Back court.
One or two for the Raptors maybe?
No.
Is Dilan Wright still in the NBA, Donovan?
Yes.
You're right.
I think he is.
Yes.
I think he is.
Okay, so it's not him.
How gross do you think I am?
You're gross as fuck.
He's retired?
Retired in the last five years?
Are you sure he's retired?
Wait, wait.
He definitely is retired.
I didn't say in the last...
He's retired in the last 10 years?
Yeah.
Last five years to this flex question, yeah.
He's retired but drafted in 2015.
You're sure he's a first round pick.
I promise you.
What?
Okay.
Oh, hold on.
I kind of fucked you guys.
I kind of fucked you guys for two seconds.
Drafted in 2014.
You completely fucked us.
God damn it.
Okay, no, we deserve a question back.
If you're a real guesser, you can get that.
We deserve a question back.
I just corrected one of your questions.
No, we deserve 17 should be taken off the board then.
Because we ask 17.
team based on 16.
Okay, that's fair.
That's fair.
Question is granted back.
This is the longest game of 20 questions ever.
It really is.
It's now a clip.
Primary team is red.
Stackboard player.
Okay, so the 2014 draft went.
That's the Andrew Wiggins draft.
It went Wiggins, Jabari, Okifor, and 14.
Is that the draft, Jewel and B was in?
Yes.
It was, it the same as,
Wiggins? I believe so, yeah.
Oh, no, because the Okrapoor went in 15.
Okay, so Wiggins, Wiggins, Jabari, Embed, and I have no idea who went after that.
I have these boys in hell right now.
Oh, my God.
Just look at the draft.
Just look at the draft.
He's supposed to be off the domers, but this is so tough.
Just look at the draft.
He's retired already.
He put out some bullshit.
No, I hate that.
I was talking about this guy the other day, man.
Huh?
Is it Shabazz Napier?
Damn it!
It is Shabazz Napier!
I had to look up to 2014 draft.
I had a cheat.
I was like, I'm never going to get it.
Crown eaters, although I made an error.
You guys some of you guys some have cheated.
Sadly, we have lost this one.
You all are the worst people to have played 20 questions with.
I get so infuriated playing with you guys.
That was awful.
Oh, man.
ridiculous
Sabaz
I'm done
end the episode
man
I'm sick of this
Chuck Sebastian
All right man
that's
What a
What a way
To end the episode
On a fucking
We're done here
Donovan
If people are still
Here
What should people
Comment
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When Donovan says it, it sounds like it's taught at me.
I'll accept it, though.
I deserve it.
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