The Deep 3 Podcast - 1 Question Every NBA Playoff Team Must Answer To Win | Ep. 137
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this time last year we came up here first round the playoffs we're going to start we all came up here
we gave our first round predictions and my god did we do a goddamn terrible job you have the record
no i didn't i didn't bother to look but there was a lot of doubting of teams that made it quite far on
the playoffs today we're going to do a little bit better we're going to do a first round predictions
for every single NBA playoff series that's starting tomorrow today this comes out but we're
going to do that by talking about each series via a series of questions that each team has to answer
that will not only define their ability to win this first round series,
but really their playoff run at large, right?
It's like your number one question that defines,
can they win a championship?
Can they meet whatever expectations they have?
I got ready to improve.
Listen, we're not going to miss a game.
Like, we're going game by game, series by series,
by a series 100%.
Let's lock it.
I got it.
All I do is win.
All I do is win. I never lost.
And if you've seen a video of me losing, it's fake.
And if I happen to have the worst record of all three of us last year, it's fake.
Oh, do I actually?
No, I made that up.
I don't know.
I probably don't.
I did a terrible job, so who knows?
Yeah, man.
Every single first-on playoff series is time.
Playoff basketball is finally here.
We got big questions.
Every NBA team needs to answer.
Yeah, man, let's get right into it.
The cranium is crazy.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I don't know what to say.
Prayon eaters rejoice.
What series do you guys want to start with?
I think we set it up.
we go we'll go series by series we all have a variety of teams i think we have like six each so
for each series i'll have one team you'll have the other or some combination of us all so
my you pick what series you want to start with um let's talk about the boston celtics for
the versus the yolando magic specifically the team that i i have is your own own magic that's the
worst one to start with ever start with another one it's just quick and easy get it out of the
way i have bigger questions for lando magic than basketball because
quite frankly with you
like the exes and those ain't going to save them
you know it will faith
power in prayer
sermon that's right
Easter's next week you know what I'm saying
exactly
that's the only thing that's going to save
this team from the behemoth
that the Boston Celtics currently
are right now they're hitting on all cylinders
and I love what I'm seeing
from Orlando I like I love what
I love seeing the game
the other night versus the Atlanta Hawks
obviously I'm a hawks fan but that aside like
Did you see what Gary Payton was, I said Gary Payton, my bad.
Gary Harris was looking like.
You see what fucking Cole Anthony was doing over there, over there.
Being the perfect point guard for them, plain and simple candy, they had shots.
I don't know if they're capable of that over the last few years,
fuck it, not a few years, 10 years.
They've been showing us that they aren't that level of a three point shooting team
and they've consistently been trashed on that end.
And that's just like one question.
That's my question for them.
How strong is their pair?
because there's no other answer.
Yeah, so starting with the least interesting series on here,
this is, I think we're all going to say probably a sweep,
maybe gentleman's sweep if we get a crazy Palo-Bankero game
and he does what we did last year
and he shoots 52% from mid-range.
I could do it against the cabs.
Maybe there's a world in which the Celtics get a cold shooting night
and magic get one, but I think we're all expecting this
to be the easiest series to predict here, right?
I agree.
Well, there's a couple sweeps.
But this is like the cleanest sweeper.
This is very obvious.
There's no room for interpretation, I think.
This is obviously going to be a Celtics victory.
So to me, the question is,
you're making jokes about prayer.
The only thing I'm looking forward for the Atlanta Magic
is, like, long-term reasons to be optimistic.
Which really, the only thing that boils down to is,
can we get playoff rising performances from Palo Ben Carroll and Franz Wagner?
Really, Palo Ben Carroll.
Can we see him continue to meet that expectation that people have for him
after last year in the playoffs?
Because they're not going to stand a chance against a team
that is the best combination of perimeter defense,
shooting, creation.
that we've seen the last like five years.
The Celtics are a damn near perfect team.
If you're going to beat them,
you have to have a high, high-powered offense
to keep up with them.
No one's going to accuse
Dearlandomatic of having any type of offense,
let alone high powers.
So that's not going to happen.
What would you need to see
to feel optimistic
with them going to next year in the series?
I need Palo to average at least 27.
And like 27, 28,
it's going to have to be on good efficiency.
And honestly, the numbers are going to be what they are.
Right?
And, like, they're offensively, they're not set up in a position to where anybody on that offense is going to, is going to have, like, a great, great series.
You just have to see, like, because the whole thing about Palo coming into this year, all the optimism was like, oh, my goodness, he's a dog.
Like, they had absolutely nobody, no help last year against Cleveland, but Palo came through, he was scoring, he was getting buckets in the mid range, he was doing all that stuff.
And now we feel good about him being 1A and Mr. Bucket getter, right, leader of the offense as.
for this team going forward and so like like i said you just want to feel optimistic about it
going going into it and there's going to be there's going to be opportunity at least for palo
now are those shots going to be hard probably but there's going to be opportunity for him to have
a lot of one-on-one a lot of isolation and he's going to have to go and show that he can make
those tough shots especially because those are the shots he likes to take whether you like that
or not like moving forward those shots are always going to be part of his diet so okay you
want to do that, cool. You're going to have to make those at a high clip. That's where I need to
see. Yeah. I think this playing game was really the story of Palo Pankero. The first half,
he didn't shoot well from the field, but he had a really effective performance as a passer
and specifically getting to the line. None of those Atlanta Hawks defenders could do anything
to stay in front of him. He was drawing fouls left and right, being truly dumb. That's been like
his saving grace as a score this year has been his development into being probably one of the best
foul draws in the league. I think he was top five in free throw rate, and especially in the
second half of the season that you saw that really developed he had stretches where he
average 10 free throws per game for extended periods of time that's a real skill and it's not
it's very little grifting like he is just strong as hell and hard to stay in front of that really
shot in the first half he was giving them guys trouble second half you saw the bad habits come out
you saw a little bit of disappearing act in the third quarter where the stat line got real real
ugly you know he had a good run the fourth quarter with like five minutes left in garbage time
to accumulate some stuff to make it look less ugly but you saw the good
good habits and bad habits that really have, like, made the conundrum that is what is current
day Palo Ben Caro versus what he's going to be when he's a star. If we see four games of really
good palette where he looks more like that first half, he really imposes his physicality.
He switches on to Derek White in these actions and really gets to the line pushing him against
a smaller defender there, has his way against the tougher defenders like Jason Tatum or
whatnot and shows you he can do that against top tier defensive talent. That's all I want
to see. I just want to see him be able to take those lumps that's going to come.
with playing a defense like this
and led to be something
that we say,
okay,
he trial by fire
as a first option
two years in a row
against good defenses.
We see him continue
to get better.
That's literally all I care about.
For me personally,
I can understand that perspective
and point of view.
I feel a lot better
about Paolo's
since the turn of the all-star break.
Oh yeah,
he's way better.
I divert my intention
in the playoff
specifically towards someone
like Franz because I'm like,
okay,
like if something,
if Orlando's ever in a predicament
where they're going to have
to pick and choose,
we know which way they're leaning is it the right way i don't know but it's a clear decision that
probably that 90% of the league will make and i need to see how he's going to coincide with someone
like paolo with or without him on the court really and over the last i don't know but a few years
two years ago they weren't they weren't in the playoffs but just last year i believe he was heard
as well no it was in the playoffs for his cleveland yeah he performed well i need to see him
solidify himself a part of this core
and also
Yeah, France
Well, he's definitely part of the core
But he needs to shoot well
That's what I mean
I need them to solidify himself
This postseason
Against the Celtics
Specifically in terms of the shooting
That's the biggest thing
Yeah, he's like
The phrase like he's part of the core for sure
They're not going to choose
Between either room
But he needs to show that he can be a second option
And actually
They're going to help off him
They're going to be put in a position
To possibly choose
If they got in an absolute sad way
Okay
Yeah, but either way
He has to, the Southwicks are going to leave him open.
They're going to help off of him on drives.
They're going to make him be able to be a competent shooter.
I mean, he better.
That little hitch jump shot he has right now, that little slope.
He needs to make those shots because they're going to, if he doesn't make that,
it's going to be two years in a row of glaring lack of offball play from Franz that,
yeah, I don't know if I'm going to go as harsh as you're implying, but it's going
to be a question for sure.
If it's two years in row, that it's a clear weakness.
Yeah.
And I think like going into this series, it really is about about like process and just how
things like feel and how things look because don't let this playing game for you neither of these
teams shot over 30% from three yeah if you shoot like that against the boston southics you're gonna
lose by 2025 right like just because of one how talented they are but also of course just like the
math the amount of threes that they get up the percentage that they that they uh not knock it in at
so all of those questions about team and all that team what team right this team is still very much
under construction yeah i need to know that my
foundation and my building blocks are good. So yes, Franz needs to show up and Palo
needs to show up as well. Those are the two things that we're focusing on for them.
And do you have the Celtics? What's your one question for the Celtics? How, how jacked up
is Jalen Brown's need? That's the right question. Right. That's that's it because obviously
for the Celtics, the big question for them is can they repeat as champions, right? Can
they get out the east? Are they going to beat the Cavaliers? Are they going to beat the
thunder if they get there all that stuff their strength is we have one of the best you know the best
and most talented starting fives in the league that hasn't been necessarily the case because jalen brown
hasn't been amazing this year and you see it in those you see it in stretches even in the winds
but you see it a lot of a lot of times in their losses like when they when they lose a lot of times
you can look at the box going you can look at the numbers and one of the key things that you see
consistently is, oh, Jaylon Brown had a bad game again in these losses where, again, against a
majority of the league, that can work because Tatum is at another level. Derek White is so good,
Drew Holiday is awesome. Alford for your king guard, anybody, all that stuff. But as you progress
further into the playoffs and you're playing better and better teams, a lot of people have great
five-man units, right? I need my five-man unit to be clicking on all cylinders. Yeah. And so Jalen
Brown, like in losses, he's shooting like 30% from three. His, even his free.
through percentage drops into into the 60s when they're when they're losing games he has again
he has not been great i need to know that he's going to be there and he's going to be you know
the all-nbay version of jaylon brown that's where i want to see this year honestly that's like
one of the most underrated under-talked about stories of the league towards the end of the year
yeah it's very quiet yeah like he's it's been kind of kept under under under the raps and
the celtics themselves not the organization haven't made any made
major disclosures about the injury, and he's been in several interviews talking about, like,
yeah, this is, like, the first time in his entire NBA career where he's had, like, actual
neat issues, and he genuinely feels discomfort when he's playing.
And to see him, like, not sit out as much towards the end of the season, this may honestly,
like, catch up to them.
And like you said, as time goes on in the playoffs, you're going to need to have him hitting
at all cylinders.
You can get passed by the first in the second round,
but once the each conference finals comes in,
who knows who will come out of that.
He needs to leave him cavaliers.
And if so, I would feel a whole lot better
about the bottom of Celtics with someone like Jalen Brown.
So I genuinely think his health is the biggest question here.
Yeah, and the magicer, like if you're going to need to see something good at
Janeline Brown to encourage you that he's going to be healthy enough,
performing well enough to, like you said, beat the Cavs, beat the Thunder.
The magic are a pretty good test for that.
Obviously, they have Franz Wagner,
who I imagine is going to start off
with his primary assignment
being Jalen Brown, I'm guessing,
and they'll have Palo Ben-Curo on Jason Tatum,
you know, give him the bigger guy,
or maybe vice versa, actually.
Maybe they will put Franz on the primary ball handler.
Whoever may be,
there's going to be some good big wings
for Jalen Brown to have to show
that he has the burst coming off that knee injury.
I know they gave him injections
to allow him to deal with the pain.
You know, that's always a big question mark.
He can play, but is he going to look 100%.
Dealing with these big wings is a really good test for that.
The Orlando Magic are 10th.
in rim defense, that's going to be a big thing to pay attention to do. Can Jaylen Brown
consistently get to the rim and create pressure? Because last year, part of what made him so
amazing and why he won't final as MVP. He was an automatic mismatch with that spacing, especially
against Dallas. You know, he was constantly blowing by Luca Donchette's constantly creating
an advantage, even if he's shooting well from the field. His burst has a big part of giving them
enough creation that they don't have anywhere you can hide a weak defender out there because
if you're doubling off of Jason Tatum, the ball's going to find its way to Jaylon Brown who's
and create advantage every play, if he's a step slow, that's a big difference in being those two
elite teams.
Yeah.
And I think for the Celtics, again, it's not even about beating the magic.
It's honestly not even about beating the Knicks or the Pissons in the next round.
It really is.
We're preparing ourselves for Cleveland, for OKC.
And one of the cool things that I think if Jalen Brown isn't necessarily there is going to be cool to see is like how powerful Boston's two big lineup is.
Because, like, when you, like, well, one, across the league, you're seeing a lot of teams really
go to these two big lineups in a more, like, traditional sense.
Yeah.
And, like, Boston, they played a decent amount where, you know, where they have Porzingis
and Cornett or Cornett and Horford.
And those lineups are really good in terms of, you know, generating offensive rebounds
and getting second chances and stuff like that.
I think that is something to where Jalen Brown isn't necessarily 100% right.
Boston is okay playing with, you know, playing with three wings and then two big.
and going that route.
And so maybe by game three, you know, they're already up, 20, 3.0.
And it's like, all, listen, we got some time, right?
And now we can start fine-tuning these other lineups to where in two,
three weeks when we have to start playing Evan Mobley and Jared Allen or Chet Hungren
and Isaiah Hartensai.
That's going to be something that you can look back on and you have actual playoff
live reps of that.
Yep.
There are lineups with Chris Haas Porzingis and Al Horford on the court at the same time, plus
11.4, they have the best defensive
free throw rate in the NBA
100th percentile, 97th percentile, not giving up offensive
rebounds, they are a force.
You know, it's a too big lineup plus shooting.
That's definitely something that's going to be a big difference
to them this year.
Like that's going to be, you look at the calves
and they have those two bigs.
If you can get that really sharp
and be able to have that as something that's
looking good, firing all cylinders before the conference finals,
it's going to be big.
Yeah.
Yeah, right, man, that's the easiest series
to predict in the NBA this year,
That is going to be four or five.
It's the second easiest because whoever the calves are playing in the AT, they're also watching them as well.
Let's go out west now.
Let's talk about an interesting series that's actually worth talking about.
And we have, I'm sure, many thoughts to talk about here.
We got to talk about the Lakers versus Timberwolves.
The most talked about series right now, obviously, because it's the Lakers.
But also, it is such a clash of styles.
I love it.
This is such a good litmus test for both of these teams, honestly.
And do I have the Lakers on my list?
Yeah, I think you do.
I have the wolves.
My question for the Lakers in this series,
how far can small ball take them?
Because obviously, one of the biggest talking points
is the other team across from you,
has Julius Randall, has Rudy Gobert,
has Jay McDaniels, who's goddamn 611.
He grew, since he joined the NBA,
Anthony Edwards, 6-6 shooting guard,
large guy, they can play lineups
where they have DFS or Nekylla,
not DFS, Dante de Vincenzo
or Nikila Alexander Walker out there
and have really big lineups.
They can take off Julius Randall
and put Nasredo over there
so they have two center-sized guys
A ton of size and depth.
So much size and depth.
And the Lakers are obviously the complete opposite.
They're going to win with a three-headed attack of guards
with small ball lineups that have Rui Hachamora and DFS out there together.
And that's been a big thing for them is the small ball look that they have
that's small in name,
but they have like fucking four power forward-sized guys out there.
So it's a unique style of small ball.
I guess the biggest question for me that they're going to learn this round is
is that a strong enough look that has enough advantage is that it can be the,
not just something you can get away with against big teams,
but something that's like a legit advantage against big teams
that you can make them really uncomfortable
because you have a good mix of size and skill.
Yeah.
And I think a key thing that they're going to have to figure out
which is my question for the wolves is how loud
is the green goblin mask going to call out to Jimenez random?
And specifically because that green goblin mask
is going to be controlled by JJ Reddick.
Yeah.
Like he's going to be the one.
that's calling out to Julius Randall.
And so I think, like, as big and as dominant that the wolves can be, the one problem
that we've seen from them throughout a lot, I guess this season, last season, and even before,
is decision-making, decision-making, decision-making from their ball handlers.
Yep.
And if the Lakers are able to create enough confusion and force these guys into enough
tough situations to where you can make them hesitate, you can make them, you know,
make the wrong read, that is going to be extremely key for a defense where as soon as the trade
happened, the first thing everybody says, in the playoffs, how is it going to work with the defense
of Luca, LeBron, and Reeves, right? This is our first chance. Everyone expected them to be like
25th in defensive rating, but they've been top 10 for most of the time with Luca. It wavored off
a little bit in total stats since the trade because LeBron missed so much time in defense. The defense is
really reliant on LeBron, which maybe is a red flag, as we can talk about.
But it is very reliant on LeBron.
And I'm glad you mentioned that with the wolves.
Because listen, the wolves have a top 10 offense and top 10 defense for the year.
Undeniable, they have extremely versatile lineups that are really good on both ends.
It's all about late game decision making with them in a playoff setting.
Is Anthony Edwards ready to be a primary playmaker passing out those double teams driving offense
and not falling to bad habits himself?
And you set the Green Goblin mask for Julius Randall.
He every year he has to exercise demons of ghosts of Julius Randall playoff pass.
He is the worst playoff performer that we've seen over the last.
for years whether it would be like obviously just normal blunder and then on top of that too he's
always hurt so yeah i have no idea what to expect out of someone like julius ran out of fine and
if i'm all timbrewolds fans i understand why they'd walk into this series feeling comfortable
because it's a new style of play that they rekindled they've been so much better over the last
like 20 to 17 games but this lakers team is like just genuinely their kryptonite which is just
big brain lebron and luca at the end of the day and that and when it comes
to that three through 10 I love the depth but at the end of the day the shoulders
rely on like Anthony Edwards and also Julius Randall's smart and ability I don't know I can't
tell if Julius Randall has too bad of the playoff performer reputation or if it's accurate like
because like you said he's always hurt so I can't tell if people are too harsh on him or if it's
like going to be another year where we're like oh yep Julius Randall fell apart in the
playoffs like I struggle with that because I want to defend him but I'm like damn
you look at the numbers, it's not great.
But I like you mentioned,
beginning, JJ Reddick.
Part of why the defense has been so good
despite the lack of, you know,
interior talent, especially.
They're the best, like,
help and recover team besides
the elite defense of the world,
besides like Orlando and the Thunder.
The Lakers are exceptional
at frenzied help defense in the paint.
I don't think that they need to worry
about teams beating them up in the post with size.
We've seen them defend
in Colio Hocatwell
in the marquee game
sooner after the trade.
We've seen them defend
fan Alprin San Gounwell in late game when they beat the Rockets a couple games ago before the
season ended. I don't really have an issue with that. So like the idea of Rudy Gobert and
Julius Randall being too big to stop them. People were like, oh, Gobert's six inches taller
than the biggest defender on the Lakers. I think that is an on paper understandable thought because
the Lakers are quote unquote small. Remember who Gober?
Rudy Gober. That's exactly. Yeah. And like, well, Rudy Gober has been playing some of the best
offensive basketball of his life over the last 10 games. So I get it. It's not a high more.
No, no, he's been playing really well
Like he's been lighting up as a score
Low-key
But if that comes to being
And they really dominate the offensive boards
And show the Lakers are too small
Sure, that'll be a big advantage
The Wool's probably win if that's the case
If they beat them up on the boards like that
I don't really fucking fear that at all
As a Lakers fan
I think I fear a lot more
Anthony Edwards
This team of the Lakers
Zero zero permanent defenders
I can stay in front of fast guards
The Bigs don't worry me whatsoever
DFS is a good big defender.
LeBron's fantastic in the paint right now.
Luca is good against Biggs in the post.
Jackson Hayes has been a very good defender despite his reputation.
I'm not worried about that whatsoever.
I think they're going to have a great game plan to make Julie's friend to look bad again.
I'm fully expecting him to not look great as a score.
I'm kind of worried about his playmaking because he's been playmaking really well
since they moved to him being the screener with Rudy Gaubert in like the dunker spot.
His playmaking has been exceptional.
Not really worried about his scoring.
Not really worried about Rudy Gaubert,
beating them up off of offensive rebuts and putbacks.
Anthony Edwards with spacing scares me a little bit.
That's the reason, spoiler, but I even said it.
I'm going Lakers in six.
But if you tell me it goes seven, anything can happen in seven games when you have
Ant Man and a lot of shooting and the Lakers' whole defensive approach is we're going to
allow you to shoot corner threes and really just destroy the paint.
They have the shooters that they can get hot.
It wouldn't shock me at all if this is seven games.
And in those seven games, J.
J. McDaniels makes goddamn four threes.
Nicole Alexander Walker is firing.
Don't Devincento is doing his thing.
This can really go either way.
I'm kind of confident in the Lakers, but it's not super confident.
Yeah, I agree.
Seven games would be shocking to me.
I kind of lean more towards six.
But again, like, I try to take that back.
Seven games wouldn't be shocking whatsoever because this team is legit when it comes
to their size and how I can see them interfering with all types of lanes within the interior.
And so, I don't know, like when I think about this Lakers team,
and the Jackson Hases of the world
and damn that's your only center
this tough scene
I was trying to run through a list
but god damn
Rui Hachie Moore and DFS one
No, Trey Jim is in love
tough scene
He can't play, he's not two way
Yeah
Yeah tough
So Alex Lennon is a backup center by the way
But he's not gonna play
Yeah exactly no way in hell
He's gonna get those minutes
But yeah
Me personally
My biggest question for the Minnesota Timberwolves
Is seeing how
The other guys react
And if they're able to like
take advantage of the natural weaker unit that the Lakers have,
which are the gay benches of the world.
Are you going to be able to out shoot those guys?
That's another huge question.
I think they're genuinely more talented than what the Lakers have.
And if they're able to show up on a consistent basis,
plus whatever the fuck,
Andy Edwards and Julius Reynolds able to give you,
this is probably going seven.
But if they're not able to do that,
then the series is absolutely right.
But they have to be able to do that.
It comes down to the shooters to me
because the Lakers are going to double the shit
out of Anthony Edwards.
They're going to pressure the hell out of Julius Randall.
I think they're going to try to bait him into attacking mismatches a lot.
I think they're going to switch Luca Dachan him a lot and say, hey, Luca's a weak link, right?
We're not going to give you switches onto Anthony Edwards that easily, but we're going to switch
Luca onto Julius Randall every time and beg you to attack Luca in the post because
that motherfucker is stout and strong and better than you think.
You're going to get some buckets off on him.
But if your ideal offense is Julius Randall paint mashing every time against Luca with
LeBron coming to help, DFS coming to help, and really frenzying Julius Randall.
making him make quick reads that's going to work occasionally it's not going to out shoot our
offense with luca dants doing his demon time shit against mcdaniels being too big for him
lebron lebron on the short role austin reves attacking mike connell if that's where they want to
hide him if they can even play him you're not going to go ban for ban with them if you're too
focused on attacking mismatches with julius randle and i think j j jreddick is going to beg julius rand
rand to do that and yeah it's really going to come down to when we double these guys can
your shooters out shoot us because if you can you can beat the lickers but if those guys
the lights are too bright, it's going to get ugly fast.
And for this reason, I think you guys are a little bit too confident in Minnesota.
I think the Lakers are winning in five.
Oh, five.
It's kind of a disresistrate.
I think they win in five.
I think that first thing, we've seen, I think that the Lakers have a clear coaching mismatch,
like, or they have the clear coaching advantage.
Okay.
I think JJ has shown this year that he is one of the premier coaches in the lead.
especially at game plans he's really good at game plans you you give him not first round scheduling
which is like hey we're going to play one day two to three days in between it's not it's not
second round conference finals where it's game every other day you're traveling in between you're
they have home court advantage he's going to be at the crib they do all that jj redick has time
lebron has time to recover from each individual game there's not there's not going to be crazy
um amount of like traveling and moving around stuff like that so he's going to have that time
for him for himself so again coaching i think the lakers have it i i think that i everybody has
already said it yes they're going to they're going to bliss they're going to pressure uh and i
truly truly think that julius randall is going to have to beat the lakers and i don't think that
i don't think that that that's that's going to have those words because and you you tweeted this out
the other day during the during the during the playing where where you were like the the the grizzlies
ended up playing through
Zach Edie for a little bit, right?
Tough scene.
And it's like, yes,
I'm going to let you think
that you have this mismatch,
but that's actually what we want.
Correct.
The worst thing that we want
is Anthony Edwards
having the ball one-on-one.
Now he's going crazy.
If Julius Randall is trying to be
a bull in a china shop
and he's trying to go downhill
all the time, fine.
Fine.
We will let that happen.
If Rudy Gaubert wants to attack
missmatches,
fine.
We will let that happen, but I'm not letting, but I'm not letting it go crazy.
And then also, you mentioned Mike Connolly, is he going to be able to stay out on the floor?
If he's, if he's not, that's a, that's another smart decision maker that's not on the floor.
And we're talking about their, their weaknesses being decision making.
You get an actual decision maker off the floor.
That's a win for you.
You talk about Rudy Gober being there.
Luca licks his fingers if he sees Rudy Gober out there.
Yeah, that's a bit exaggerated.
But yeah, it's definitely not a big deterrence.
But it's not, and I'm not saying that Rudy Gaubert is going to be unplayable.
But that definitely in a, if he gets that switch, that's a matchup that Luca likes and he's exploited before.
And so I do think like that, like, whether if it's marginal or it's just something that Luca feels comfortable with, that is a point for the Lakers, having Luca be comfortable, having LeBron be comfortable against all these switches.
So I do think that the Lakers have a lot of offensive advantages in this series.
The biggest one for sure.
Yeah, and I think that that ends up winning out.
I think the number one thing, okay, so the question I have for Lakers, right,
how far small ball take you?
With Ruey and DFS and Braun all on the court, those three forwards,
they're plus 16.5, have a 126 offensive rating and 109 defensive rating.
Their opponent offensive rebound percentage is 67th percentile.
So they're pretty good at not allowing offensive rebounds.
Not amazing, but 67th percentile above average.
They're only 25th percentile in their own offensive rebound percentage,
so they don't, they're not getting offensive boards with those guys.
out there, as you'd expect, right?
And they're the best 100th percentile
in transition defense
because, you know, it's a mobile small ball defense
they can run.
All that screams to me,
I'm not super worried about them being out bigged.
But the wolves have a really good look
when they put Nasreid and Julius Randall
out there as a two bigs with Anthony Edwards,
call it Don Steven Chenzo and he kill Alexander Walker.
That lineup, that five out, stretch you out,
let Julius Randall attack downhill with five out spacing.
That's kind of filthy.
So I think the biggest question mark
would be when the team goes small
for small with the Lakers
can they defend well
because their biggest advantage
is going small against Biggs
and really stifling them
with mobility
we saw that game against the Warriors
the Warriors out smallballed them
with Dremont out there
that's fucking Draymond
I'm talking about Nazar
and Julius Randall
so it's a little different
but that offense is going to be potent
and I think we'll enter shootouts
in those minutes
I am going towards the Lakers
in that situation
because you're talking about
Luke is comfortable against Rudy Gaubert
which you know he's not
He's comfortable against all of them
Correct but that's definitely part of it
he's super comfortable cooking
gnaz fucking Reed and Julius Randall
he's gonna dice him
to death. In the conference finals
last year, everyone, coming into
that series, everyone's like, oh, you know, McDaniels,
he's a, you know, all-MBA
level defender. He's great.
He's too light for Luca. He's too skinny.
There's a reason why Lou Dort is somebody
who can frustrate Luca more. I'm not
saying he can be successful, but he can at least get
under his skin just because he is a
he is a linebacker where like McDaniels is more of a you know prototypical NBA type body where
he's lanky he's long but Luca can get him on his hip he could throw him around he could throw
his body into McDaniels and he can create space and advantages and all the angles that he want
so I'm not worried about that and if that is your best answer defensively is to put him on
Luca he's eating like so I really think that Luca is set up to have a very very good series
and we've seen as of late especially in that Dallas game we've seen
Luca start to get going and start to look like, right? Start to look like Luca again.
If he, if game one comes out and Luca is out here firing, cursing at everybody in the,
in the stands and stuff like that, the wolves are, they're in trouble. And I don't think that
they have a great, a great answer for Luca. And obviously nobody does, but that's a, that's a
really, really big problem. You know else you haven't mentioned it all as a fucking problem? LeBron is a
week of rest.
who do they have for brawn i imagine they're going to have julie's round will be the lebron defender a lot
okay yeah you got it you got it sounds so cooked if it's like post ankle injury lebron like how he's been playing
sure julie fan don't go hold his own like one-on-one but lebron is a week off and two or three games
nights off between each game he's going to look revitalized in those fourth quarters you have these two guys
blitzing these two guys like again i don't want to i feel better about the wolves and you do
they have real advantages that just they can't be looked at
over as an easy lick.
So I think all these games will be close.
But the clear, clear, clear difference in late game decision-making that the Lakers have over
the two main ball handles you're talking about with the Timberwolves and over the, as good
as the best defenders are on the Timberwolves, they have a lot of defenders that aren't
the best when tasked with defending Luca LeBron specifically.
Not great match matches for those guys, the reasons you said, I think the Lakers win fairly
easily in very close games six very close games the leakers won four but they'll all be really close
i don't see that's the thing with me like for the timber rules they if they want to have to have a chance
to win this series all these games first quarter second quarter you have to be firing on all cylinders
yeah and the game has to be like within seven to ten points in reach yeah they got they got to be
comfortable you know they have to be up you can't let me hang around if you get a shootout it's not
going to be good for you yeah shootout it's going to be horrendous for you and then if you get to
point to where it's like three, four minutes down the clock and it's like, oh, shit,
that seven point lead just turns into a five point lead.
It's cucked in.
At that point in time, that's where you have, in my mind, two of the three best
decision makers that the game has to offer, Luke and LeBron, just dismantling your defense in
the worst way possible.
I think the next factor is Rudy Gobert.
But obviously Julius Randall is an X factor.
He has to play well.
That goes out saying.
But if Rudy Gober can truly dominate them on the boards, you have a lot of second
chance points to Timberwolves.
And not just be able to hold his own with Luca,
but really, really stifle the paint,
really make it so it's hard for LeBrogue's one-on-one game off
and really be that DPOI and change the game there,
that's their chance to win.
Because I don't think a shootout was going to go their way.
As high-powered offense is, the Lakers, I'll be the first sight,
the Lakers' offense is largely overrated in terms of, like,
these three ball handlers must be so unstoppable.
It's really not.
They just are extremely clutched because of those guys.
But if you have a higher-powered offense,
you can beat them by the time to get the fourth quarter,
you can be up a lot and it's hard for them to come back.
So that might happen.
But I think if they win,
it's because they just stifle them with the size
and that proves to work.
I don't think it will, but it's possible.
Yeah.
That's what happened last year too in the conference finals
where the wolves were up in a lot of those games down the stretch.
And time after time,
you saw them make, make bad decisions,
make, have costly late game turnovers.
And you leave that door open for Luca.
He's going to take advantage of those opportunities.
So yeah, I'm going with the Lakers in five.
I mean, I'm actually very confident about it.
Damn.
It's a confident sixth, but I think it's going to be so many close games that the
Wolves will probably get a couple.
So I'm probably equally as confident as you, but I think the margins are small.
Six sounds fair to me.
I want to say seven, but I just don't envision a world in where.
And to me, if I was to select an X factor on the wool side of things,
it wouldn't be someone like Rudy O'Bare.
I think you play the, like, world-class defense.
At the end of the day, like, you're still facing some of the,
the greatest of all time in Luke and LeBron.
And I feel like in order for your team to really, like, shine in a new way,
a way that we haven't seen, not seen before,
because we've seen towards the end of this season,
but Julius Rainel has to be clicking on all cylinders for the first time.
And that's something we've never seen before.
So I'm going to lean towards the Lakers in six.
Okay, there you go.
It's tough.
A lot of confidence over here.
We know how that goes.
We'll see.
Let's move over to another extremely close series that is insanely,
hard to call. I don't know how to feel about this one. Rockets versus Warriors. The question I have
for the Houston Rockets, they're on my list. Okay. Can they get a Jalen Green heater? Because I think
that's what's going to be necessary to beat the savvy veteran team. They are 13 and 1 when Jalen Green
scores 30 or more this season. They need Jalen Green to give them Donovan Mitchell production
because they have so many advantages, so many. They're so much bigger, so much faster,
had the perfect set of primitive talent
to stay in front of Jimmy
stay in front of stuff
really getting in trouble
I think their offensive rebounding
is going to translate very well
against a small ball unit
that the Warriors are going to use
I think they have
translatable skill sets
from the regular season
that make them incredibly hard
to just neutralize everything
they do well despite the late game
offense concerns
I think this is going seven either way
but I think the only way I'm going to pick
this Rockets team to be able to out-execute
the Warriors
the Warriors in late game situations
and a game seven
is it to get star production from Jalen Green
which to me
someone's gonna hear that and be like
oh they're cooked it's fucking Jalen Green
he's a bum he's a bust whatever
I understand the sentiment
he has really really hot streaks
like he's not a bust
he is just inconsistent
he has stretches where he goes crazy
for weeks at a time and it goes really cold
to me it's a flip of a coin
if they get that necessary star production from him
that gives them enough scoring
boost, I think Rock isn't seven.
But if it's a regular Jaylen Green performance, I'm going to do the just traditional thinking
that everybody else is doing.
We're going to trust the late game execution of the Warriors system over all these years,
trust Jimmy Butler and clutch time.
I think it's going seven either way, and the performance of Jaylen Green really decided
to me.
Yeah, that's the best way to put it.
I don't think anything less than seven to me just seems screams wrong.
Just a couple weeks ago, maybe two weeks, so we saw this team face off against each other.
and it's tough for a lot of the reasons like you said and obviously one of the biggest reasons is fucking amend thompson seeing how he's just like so in key so interesting like keyed in and stuff curry and he has like a very special ability just to take away looks not even like allowing him to like running around freely and divert his attention as we usually like normally see him do and for me personally i agree with you but also
Man, oh man, I don't, I see Jimmy Buller and we saw him have a heroic performance, but he has to do that against like the toughest, I don't know, I'm just going to say that says out on the limb, probably the toughest defense wing wise that he has to face off throughout the end up.
Yeah, easily.
So I'm like, he's like, wing defenders in the NBA.
Yeah, so I'm like, can you genuinely give me like 30 every single night?
because that's what it's probably going to have to take from someone like,
it's not 30, 25, something like that, some of that nature.
And I don't know if he has it in him.
And if he doesn't, I'm probably going to lean towards Eastern Rockets and a crazy,
I don't want to say crazy upset because that sounds disrespectful.
It's not crazy.
But it feels, it would feel like an upset.
Yeah, I think Jimmy Butler isn't to have his work cut out for him.
But he's Jimmy Butler.
He could very well come out and go crazy.
I think he's going to get his free throw game off for sure.
You know, the Rockets are a very physical team.
Jimmy's the best of drawing free throws.
That's going to be, that's going to work because they're,
going to be all up in his face, he's going to catch him slipping.
But outside of that, I don't know.
Like, they have so much ability to put two on the ball on these Steph Curry actions and
completely stifle him, just switch it.
They can go from Tarysen defending him to immense switching on to him.
And in that instance, you know, that's kind of what the warriors want because they wanted to be
able to swing the ball to Draymond, swing the ball to Jimmy Butler and attack in four
and three situations and do the stuff that they've done for a decade, right?
With the Steph Curry gravity creating four on three and they had the smart decision
makers make you find it. The Rockets are so uniquely talented and having fast defenders
that rotate insanely quick. I think they're going to be in a good spot to make the
Warriors role players beat them. Listen, Kaminga's glued to the bench. So that's one less dynamic
player, which I don't think Kamika's that great. But, you know, he's going to give us against
the Rockets. Maybe he catches fire. That's not going to happen because he's a good athlete
on the bench which works into the Rock. He's going to be a non-factor. They're going to make
most moody make a lot of jump shots because he's not going to be a guy tagging off the dribble. He
better make his corner threes. Quentin Post, you better shoot that shit out of
of the ball, Guy Santos, she better make good decisions.
Gary Payton's going to be left open nonstop.
If you're right, it's because they just completely sell out on stopping the stars
and the Warriors role players just don't have it.
But also, do you feel good about Sanguin and Jay and the Green be able to execute against
Draymond Green and Jimmy Butler in the fourth quarters?
Yeah.
That's actually, so I have the Warriors.
That's actually one of my questions for them is honestly, I've had a lot of questions about the
Rockets late game execution.
Of course.
kind of have the same thing about about the warriors yeah because you you've seen it in the
playing you've seen it throughout the season throughout the entire step era and and you saw it
in the clippers game they turned the ball over at very inopportune times and that is obviously
not good going going into a playoff series and so like they were up big on on Memphis couldn't close
it out right like they couldn't put their foot on on
the Grizzlies neck and really, really keep them from coming back in that game against the
clippers. Same thing. They were up big. Curry has turnovers at the end of the game. Dremont has the
mislay-up. Jimmy Butler has a turnover as well. And so I'm looking at all this stuff and it's like
the Warriors have been able to get away with all of this stuff because they've had prime, prime
Steph Curry, prime Clint Thompson, Kevin Iran, all these guys. Iggy, right? You've had very, very smart
and the most talent in the NBA. So, yeah.
Yeah, it's okay if you have 20 turnovers.
You have three of the best shooters to ever play the game.
You're going to be up 20 by the time you get to 22 turnovers.
It's fine.
This team is also very, very close.
And I think the last time that we saw the Warriors in a position like this was in the title year where they play, you know, they end up playing Memphis.
And Memphis, that team, with a young, with the young job, right, a very hungry grizzlies team, very athletic, very high on the dog mentality on the dog scale.
The Rockets are the same.
The Rockets have insanely high amounts of dog inside of them.
Yo, the clip farming that we're going to see from this goddamn series is going to be immaculate.
It's crazy.
The level of athlete, the level of tenacious is that their defense can put out.
I think that my question for the Warriors is like, can you also be disciplined in your late game execution?
And if they can't, then they will lose the series.
The two games that the Rockets have won against the Warriors this year, they've been in like the 90,
fourth percentile in terms of turnover percentage.
They've been able to turn them over and really put a lot of pressure on them.
And I need to see that.
So I think that over the course of a series, I think the Warriors will do that more often
than not.
And I still do have major questions about the Rockets ability to do that.
So I'm going to take the Warriors in six.
However, the Warriors in Six is crazy.
The difference between 60.
No, but I'm looking at Rockets in seven.
Like, I don't, I'll say, I'll say, if I pick the Rockets, I just,
think it is
I think if the Rockets win
they blow the Warriors out I think
I think this is one of those situations where
the Rockets athleticism and their
defense completely overwhelms
that's very possible Warriors and so
if they if they beat them I think the
Rockets like kill them you officially
you know kill the dynasty all that type of stuff
and that is that's
what we see but if the Warriors like I don't
think the Warriors have it in them to
to beat the Rockets you know
in five games it's not this is such a class
just like battle the styles and generations like the warriors defense is so high level post jimmy
brother acquisition because they're just smart as hell veteran savvy they're not the most athletic
they're damn sure they're not the biggest or most defensively talented top to bottom but draymond
and jimmy are so incredible at diagnosing offenses and stifling out advantages you create and being able to
help and recover that that will work really well against a young team that struggles with late game
decision making and late game advantage creation
Alprins and Goon post offense only gets you so far
in the fourth quarter you can really make him frenzied
Lord knows you can make Jimmy I mean Jalen Green frenzied
like that high IQ defense should translate well to them
but everything you said everything that the rockets do well
defensively should also translate to the Warriors
they should stifle the shit out of them and really shut down
everything they want to do like I find it hard to believe
the Warriors will be able to get into consistent offense as well
I'm with you there
I'm just going off of like I'm going to if they're both going to be super well suited for each other
I'm going to go towards the guys we can trust I guess but I don't feel good about it like I very
much can see the Rockets just being too much for them yeah I agree I think out of the three of us
consistently over the last over the course of the season I've always been low on the Houston
Rockets and I've always been like yeah but you're asking me to trust on jailing green and
I understand the defense is great but look at their like all
star and Alfred Singoon and he just isn't that guy.
He doesn't need to fucking be that guy in order for the Rockets to like advance all the way
into the fucking Western Conference finals they want to.
That's not their strength.
That's not what they lean towards whatsoever.
It's the hellacious defense, whether it be the Dillon Brooks, Jabari Smiths of the
world, who we're just now mentioning, which is absolutely insane, bro.
Like their death chart is ridiculous.
And seeing the warriors have to answer for that, buddy healed.
Gary Payton, Jr.
I don't, is Kavana Lee?
Kavana's gonna get some minutes this series.
Yeah.
He has to get minutes of series.
As time goes on, I want to lean towards,
my brain tells me that he's the Rockets,
but in my heart just like,
distrust of veterans in the Golda Se Warriors.
And I'm a fool.
Give me the Warriors in seven games.
Yeah, I honestly don't feel good either way.
It's going to be a seven game of war, I think.
This is going to be insane.
So, like, that can truly go either way.
If you get to a game seven,
like, you don't know what's going to happen.
I think, so the Rockets are the best offensive rebounding team in the goddamn league.
The reason that they have a top 12 offense in the league despite the half court offense being so mediocre to bad,
they get so many second chance points.
They destroy you there.
They're first by a mile.
The Warriors are going to sell it to stop that.
Because if you can make it so the Rockets don't get second chance points, their offense stands zero chance.
So that's eliminated.
They're cooked.
Barring, ridiculous shooting, absolutely easy lick if you can stop the offense rebounding.
Problem is you just like can't.
That's incredibly difficult.
and if the Warriors decide to do that
and settle out on offensive rebounds,
that means they're crashing the boards,
obviously, to clean the defensive glass.
You would think that slows down
their transition offense.
So if that's the case,
you have to attack the Rockets defense
in the half court,
which is incredible with those athletes,
and you can't get out and run
and take advantage of easy looks.
So if you're going to stop their advantage,
you got to play into their strength.
That is a tough, tough puzzle piece
to deal with.
You play your own game
and let the Rockets eat on the boards,
and you say,
we're going to get our own back and it's going to be fine
or you take away their best trait
and now you're getting cooked by their best strength.
I don't know.
That's why this series,
and we talked about X factors a couple weeks ago,
pods is going to be the X factor for a Golden State
because you mentioned Buddy Heel.
Buddy Heel was unplayable last year in the playoffs.
Wouldn't surprise me if he's unplayable again.
The game winner for him in the playoffs.
I'm sorry.
I can't, you know, like those types of things
in the in the last game where a men shut step curry down pods had you know one of his best games of
of the year and so if you are going to slow your offense down you know that you know they're
going to be waiting on the step curry back cut you know that the jimmy's is going to be there you
understand that draymond while he's been taking more threes and knocking some down at crucial times
he's not necessarily the shooter who's going to be out there spacing the floor especially if you're
not like if kaming is not not going to be out there and again that's another body
that's just not going to be on the court
who are your spacers who are your shooters
pods is going to have to be that for them
he's going to have to really really step up
and give them that look and that outlet
so that when the ball finds him
after they've done covered option one two and three
who's left and it's going to be pods
and can the rockets run this sangoon
steven adams lineup that's on the screen right now
which whenever they're on the court together
stevenatoms is rebounding over half the team's misses
that's such a ridiculous lineup that's worked so
goddamn well because they're just massive
and beating up people on the board
you would think the Warriors
have the necessary personnel
to be able to stifle that.
No, sir.
So that'll be the deciding factor.
I'm sure they're going to put Stephen Adams
on Jimmy Butler,
just like the Grizzlies put Zach Edy on him,
and we'll see if Jimmy Butler can just make it
so that that lineup is a non-option.
I have a feeling that they're going to not be able to do that.
That lineup's going to work decently well,
despite what you would think from the warrior system.
The more we talk about it,
the more I want to lean towards rockets.
I know.
The more I want to go.
But again, it's a seven-game war.
I don't have a strong feeling either way, but I'm feeling like 55% Rockets, 45% Warriors.
But that 45% is like my brain telling me, no, go towards this side.
It's obviously the Warriors.
I'm not picking against Steph.
I'm not going to do it.
But again, if the Rockets do win the series, I fully believe that it's going to be sooner rather than later.
I don't know.
It's going to be.
That's a fun one.
It's a fun one.
I agree with you.
It's a fun one.
for sure it's truly going to be a war
like in the most truest of sense
whoever comes out of this series
is going to be exhausted
the Lakers better hope that they can take quick care
of the Tim Wolves because if they can win in five
and then the Warriors let's
say the Warriors do get past Houston
and they have to deal with seven games
with that grueling physicality
and then they got to turn it around
and go face a rest of the
broken rib God man
it's gonna be
it's gonna be tough it's a tough matchup
for either of these team
whoever comes out of it
yeah I'll take
dubbs in six.
Six is too soon.
That's great.
Six can only happen
if they literally get nothing
from someone like Jammer Green or anybody else.
I understand that.
I'm worried about
because I've seen it over and over.
I am worried about the Warriors' offense.
I'm super, super worried about the Rocket's ability
to execute in a lay game playoff situation.
So that's why I'm going with the Warriors.
Okay.
Let's move over to the Eastern Conference now.
We did two Good West Series.
Let's talk about one.
This is the only one
that I feel good
about my opinion on
in these middle series.
Pistons versus Knicks.
My question for the Pistons
are one of my teams.
Can Kate Cunningham
go ban for ban
and late game offense
with Jalen Brunson and Knicks?
It is truly
all going to be decided to me
on his level of star power
in a playoff setting
because it doesn't get talked about
a lot.
Their offense has a little bit
of a little bit of Houston Rockets-esque
half-court problems.
It's very,
similar. In these games that we saw
the Pistons walked down the Knicks
twice as you remember. It's
because Cade was going crazy. Cade
was dicing up, cat drop
and pick and roll, getting into his mid-range
buckets, giving it to everybody up and down the roster.
He was giving him the kale problems. He was giving
cat problems. He looked like a true late-game
superstar that you could rely on. He
has to do that again. Because there are so many
stylistic things that I think work in the Knicks
favor in the series. He needs
to do what Jalen Brunson did last year, to will
his team to victory in the late game offense.
I don't know what other big advantages
of Pistons have outside of that to me.
They don't.
Like, they, the, there's been two games
where, like, the NICs have had absolutely everybody
on the squad.
And they're one-on-one in those games.
The first game that they played,
they blew the Pistons out.
The second one is the one where Kaye walked him down
in the garden.
He had 36, right?
36, 37.
Something like that.
That's, like you said,
that's going to be the formula for them.
He's going to have to score 36, 37 because I, while I, I am a little bit nervous just because
the pistons are like very physical, they're very fun.
I don't want to get too too caught up in how high the vibes are because it's like, wow,
you lost, like you lost 30 straight games last year.
Now you're the 60.
Like the turnaround is amazing.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
But they, I feel like the indexing on the pistons might be a little bit more than what they are right now.
Yeah, I can agree too.
And yes, the Knicks can't, they haven't beat the Cavs.
They haven't beat the Thunder.
They haven't beat the Celtics, all that.
They can beat the other 25 teams in the league, right?
Against everybody else, they are pretty damn good.
And so I think that offensively, if Brunton, you know what he does in the playoffs, he's awesome.
Kat, all I need you to do is space the floor and be good.
He's done that all year.
The run that OG and Nobie has been on to close the season, he's been hooping offensively.
He looks like such a different player, bro.
Shout out of Simile.
He's playing so good.
And so it's like, if you have those three guys on top of Josh Hart's offensive rebounding
and then Mikhail Bridges just like, if you get a decent Mikhail game, I don't think
Detroit has enough offense, enough firepower to carry them through an entire series.
Cade is going to have to average like 35, but Leake Beasley is going to have to average
24.
That shit is not hard against a defense like the New York Dix, though.
I'm sorry, man.
It's not hard for someone like Kate of Malik.
If he can expose cap for sure.
but their defense is like
it's not good for the standards
they're set
because they're expected
after this all in trade
to be one of the best teams
in the goddamn NBA
but the defense is like
12th or 13th in the league
it's not like it's 25th
you know
it's probably
we act like it's worse
than it is
because we think about
it through the lens
of defending the Celtics
in which they stand
zero fucking chance
they stand a chance
against the Pistons
19th rank half one offense
is not quite so terrible
but that being said
if K'd just kills Kat
it's very possible
it could go the other way
but it's not the easy
it do have good perimeter guys
like we make fun of
I'm a kill and OG for not being like such a dominant force that can hide the cat thing like
the Knicks hoped you're asking it's a good wing duo you're asking them what we were asking
them to do literally it's like hey I need you guys both to be as good as Herb Jones last year yeah
I need you guys to be DPOY first team all all defense which I mean let's OG shout out to you
but like but I don't far from it but you needed that level of defense for both of them
to cover up Brunson and cat and that's it's a very very high
tall ass of that but it's i feel like what the type of player that kate cunningham is this
playoff series is going to be very telling in terms of his playoff legitimacy i agree and i think
for the just archetype general archetypal that he is in terms of how he likes to get his buckets
off and how he's six seven six or whatever it is and has the ability to dime it up all across
everywhere on the floor i feel like this series is set up for him to put up the craziest averages
on pretty good efficiency.
So I'll ask you right now,
does Kate average 30 points in this series?
I think you average is 30.
Nope.
I'm going to say you average 30.
Well, maybe average 30.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Average 30 is a lot.
What do you think is the Pistons record in clutch games this year?
Which Clutch that is of NBA.com is defined by games that are within five points
with, I think, less than five minutes to go?
Yeah, at the five minute mark.
Yeah.
What do you think is a record in clutch games?
They played 37.
I'm going to go 15 and 10.
22.
15 and 22
17 and 20
Not great.
What do you think
Kay Cunningham shoots
from the field
and from three
in collect situations this year?
29%
From the field?
God damn.
You think he's killing A's?
What is it?
34% for the field,
23% from three.
Wow.
Okay.
I was baffled by those numbers.
And again,
maybe it's small sample.
It's 37 games.
I almost felt like I was looking
at an error.
That sounds so weird.
I was like,
I feel like he's been killing
in late games
because I remember these games against the Knicks and stuff.
And granted, you know, he did do well against the Knicks
because they have a specific matchup,
but year over year it was not,
that's not the best numbers.
Granted, that's not everything.
It's just NBA.com's version of clutch points.
I don't feel great about their clutch offense.
Their 19th and half-quarter efficiency, like I said,
like I said, K'd will have to be a superhero
if he's just regular or, God forbid, bad.
They stand no chance.
And my bigger question is the Pistons Defense.
Yes.
Been elite second half of the year.
They've been fantastic.
they are number one in points per play off of steals they rely entirely on a sarah thompson in the
lineup and them flying around forcing steals forcing blocks running in transition their fourth
in transition frequency as an offense that's their game plan be athletic make you mess up
run on the other end and supplement our lack of half-court offense with speed and scoring
transition right i wonder who was one of the best point guards in the NBA at late game execution
and not turning the ball over
and reliably creating his own shot
without putting it in harm's way.
Don't do that.
I wonder who that may be.
I wonder which team is the sixth best
in the league and not giving up turnovers
and being fantastic at that
and will be even more indexed
to those guys in the playoffs
in which Jaylon Brunson plays
48 minutes a game.
Who's the clutch player of the ear eyes?
Jaylon motherfucking Brunson.
So if the Knicks are able to play
Knicks basketball and not turn it over
and not give that outlet
to the Pistons defense,
it can get scared.
Hey, I never said that the Pitsons were going to win.
I just envisioned Kate Cunningham having the series of his life.
To all that being said, to sum it up,
I'm pretty easily leaning towards the Nixon six games.
I think it's going to be hard fought.
I think this is going to be easier than people think.
I might be wrong, obviously, so I'm not like,
the Pistons are good, but I don't think this matchup works as well for them
as people might think from those regular season games that Kate did so well.
We're not even getting into the Jalen Dern of it all.
His ability to defend in space is going to be a big thing.
He's a bit better second half of the year
They're gonna attack him mercilessly
I imagine they'll probably hide him on Josh Hart
And not get him into the spread pick and roll game with Kat
We'll see if Tom Tibido can figure out a good solve for that
That's a common thing
You see a lot of teams hide their
Slow-footed bigs on the least threatening wing
Because if you put Jalen Dern on Carlin Towns
And make him defend these pick and pops
That's free eats I think
That's either going to give up a lot of buckets to Jalen Brunson
Or we're going to close out hard on Kat
And give up easy threes or him blow by you
and get the defense rotating.
So I think they're not even going to try and do that.
And if they can figure out a way to make Josh Hart punish them as a screener
and use the mobility against Jalen Duren,
I think they'll struggle to keep him on the court.
Oh, no.
That's exactly what Josh Hart wants to do.
Like Josh Hart,
Josh Hart just being a mobile artillery unit in terms of being the glue guy
on everywhere on the floor, that's fine.
Like play off Josh Hart, if you put Jalen Duren on him, right,
if you're not body to body on Josh Hart,
he's running past you.
He's jumping.
He's getting offensive rebounds.
He's creating second-chance opportunities.
This is what he does.
So, like, that's fine.
You're just going to give him a runway to do what he does.
And if, like, maybe the Knicks don't need Hart's offense the way that they needed it last year.
But you have seen at times, like, when Josh Hart needs to shoot the ball, he will, right?
Like, at the, listen, at the end of shot clocks, Josh Hart is a bucket.
If playoff Josh Hart comes back and he starts shooting 35, 36 percent from three, something just respectable.
That is another mismatch that I don't think Detroit has an answer for.
Again, even if it's just the offensive rebounds, purely getting second chance points from Josh Hart and him, you know, running into the lane, jumping over everybody, getting those boards, that's really all you need.
The only thing that can change this equation to me is if Jaylon Brunson doesn't look good because of the injury.
If he's rusty, which the last three games when he came back weren't, like, beautiful.
But, you know, they've had time off.
I assume he's closer to full health.
We'll see what the rhythm's like
if he's the type of guy
that can just wake up
fucking knock the dust off his pants
and go give you 40 in a playoff series
with very little rhythm
accumulator over weeks.
TBD,
I kind of trust him.
He's shown me no reason
not to trust him.
So assuming he plays
like Jalen Brunson,
I think this will be relatively easy.
It's the only one of these series
you're predicting today
that I feel like I can say
it will be easy.
So what you got?
Nixon 5?
Yeah, Nixon 5.
Okay.
I'm just giving Kay Cunningham credit
to get at least one.
Maybe it gets two,
but I don't think it'll be
super.
difficult if the nicks play well obviously if they just don't fucking make shots and play poorly
that changes things but assuming things about a plan i think the nick should win handedly
this guy doesn't believe in the second best three-point shooter in the NBA malik beasley
yeah yeah famously a great playoff performer team hardaway junior malik beasley on the wings
famously great playoff performer tobias harris i've always said that specialist three-point
shooters do great in the playoffs they really they really translate to playoff basketball
it's it always works great for them when they're not good defenders and can only shoot stationary shots
yeah at the end of the day regardless of what the fuck happens with the pistons this is a
fucking plus season no one care if kate has a shitter complete shitter of a series it doesn't
hamper or injure how anyone should look at him in my mind i'm just hoping that he's able to go
ahead and get too off and i think if he's able to do that then that doubles down my perspective
on him when it comes to just how high he can reach in terms of like NBA hierarchy yeah it'll be a good
either it'll be
oh shit
Kay Cunningham's a top
player in the world
already yeah
or it'll be a good learning experience
for him in his first time
in the playoffs
either way it's gonna be
very important for his development
true
if this series
does drag out longer though
and somehow
there is some crazy ass upset
no tips is getting fired
oh easily
the fastest fucking way
if they lose
he needs to get fired
because this is a very
winnable series
yeah very winnable
this is like
not the pissing they're a good team
this is one of the best matches
for the Knicks I think
I think stylistically
this is the best
they could have hoped for you don't got to see yannis you don't got to see the pacer's offense like
if they can't beat the goddamn pissings they can't beat anybody in this conference yeah and if that happens
i will call mike malone personally and i will offer him the job for next year speaking of pacer's versus
bucks another very very difficult one to predict because before we started recording this we got news
that as of today april 17th damien lured has been cleared from his blood caught issues he will return
at some point he's been ruled out for game one but game two and then force is going to be
defined by his recovery his conditioning when he becomes available but the doors open so we all
plan for this before this changed what do you now we got go off the cuff my whole shit is busted
bro how are you guys feeling about this now who has these teams for your questions i got both
of these teams actually oh that's a fuck up okay just realized that as well what's a question for the
paces first then we'll get to the books of it all so when it comes to the pacer's i feel
really set and saw it when it comes to what Tyrus Halburn is going to be given you.
Since he's, he started off the year super, super slow.
And because he started off the year, so naturally the Indiana Pace is going to do the same thing.
As a whole, he is the engine.
He is the orchestra of this offense through and through.
They started the year like 10 and 15, I believe.
And they went on a ridiculous, like, I think 40 and 17 run to finish off the year.
And that's mainly behind Tyrese Halliburton and the, I don't want to say the ascension,
but the straight line path that he's been headed towards when he comes to his NBA progression
and him being a Sargarter.
His return to the mean in a positive way.
Yeah, exactly.
Nothing necessarily super specials happening on that front.
But when I see this team right now facing off against some walkie bucks, my biggest question is how big of a threat.
will someone like Benedict Matherin be alongside.
Only you would bring it to Benedict Matherin
as your number one question.
He's back, all right?
Listen, listen.
Who's that?
There's one thing about me.
How do you know that?
I'm just kidding.
Not really.
But I'm hanging my hat on some like Pascal Seacquem
because last year he was super shaky in the playoffs.
Of course, like they went all the way into the Eastern Conference finals.
We know what that series is.
he's been playing tremendous basketball one of the best basketball I don't want to say one of the best he's just super underrated in general yeah good year he's having a very good year yeah he's having a very good year and I want to see what he looks like again alongside Janice who's playing like otherworldly basketball so when it comes to the Pacers I don't necessarily have a clear cut question because they just look like the same team as last year okay what about the bucks you have a question for the bucks initially I had a question for the bucks but then this news came out and so I was like I don't
I don't have any questions for you guys, bro.
I'm so good.
I'm going to choose in this series.
Literally, bro.
You don't have a question for either.
Literally.
I have a question for the bugs.
40 or 50.
What is John is going to have to average in this series?
Right?
Like, because even though, even though that dame coming back does make me a little bit more optimistic,
he isn't played in three weeks.
He's, he's in his mid-30s.
He's coming back from a blood clot.
I don't know how much cardio you're allowed to do, right, when that's happening.
Like, how you are just going to take some, you're going to take somebody and just
drop him in to playoff basketball.
We saw last year, right, after Dame didn't work out the entire summer and how it took him
a while to, you know, start getting into some type of rhythm, we're just going to do that
and drop him into the playoffs against a team like the Pacers and expect him to be fine.
I don't know.
So I think that the bucks, if Dame comes back for like game three, game four, I think he's
good enough to where he can still have a good game, right?
Maybe will them to one game.
Yannis is still going to have to average 40, 50, right?
50's ridiculous.
I know.
I know.
But like put, you know what I'm saying?
Put a lot of offensive pressure on, on Indiana's defense and really carry Milwaukee's
offense because I'm not trusting KPJ and Kyle Guzman in the playoffs.
I'm just not going to do it.
Yeah, I mean, it's very clear that there's a big talent discrepancy, whenever Damien Lloyd's
not there.
And whether he's 100% or not, we'll decide just how big that gap is going to be if he does
come back.
So it's not a secret.
I think we're all leaning towards Pacers.
Naturally.
I'll say Pacers in six
because Yannis is so good.
Question of the Bucks is
how important is
the best player in the series
factor.
You know, it's always a thing
talked about in the playoffs.
People on Twitter are like,
watch out.
Yianna's going to have
his 2018 LeBron season,
put his team on his back.
Who did 2018 Bronn playing
in the first round?
The Pacers.
Like, people are trying to
will that into existence.
This is not the same.
I see no reason
to believe that'll be the case.
So that'll be the big question is
Is Yonah's 2018 LeBron is the Bucks question?
And I think the Pace's biggest question is
How
How soft is their front court?
Wait, what do you mean by that?
They're not a physical team.
They're the worst offensive rebound team in the league.
They're a good interior defense.
Miles Turner,
use some football terminology, a little light in the ass.
Not exactly a big four.
down low, he's beating you with strength.
Siakum's good, but, you know, he has a lot to make up for it with the small backward they
have too.
Yannis would be a good test for them, even if it's Yonis with no help, because it's the most
physical goddamn player in NBA history.
So how well are they built defensively to deal with that?
And, you know, like, we don't think Yonis is going to be a willing team to victory on his
own.
If he ever could, it would be against a Miles Turner anchored defense.
That should be food for him.
So while we think the patience will win regardless, probably.
crazy performances, it'll be a good way
to test their defense and see how they deal with physicality.
Siakum's uniform is still baggy.
You know, you don't know, there's not a lot of meat
on that bone.
Yannis can definitely get downhill.
Yeah.
And dominate.
Yeah. So, like, they'll need,
they're going to put a lot of guys on Yonis and experiment with some stuff.
Build the wall.
They'll probably put Aaron Neesmith on,
try to beat him with mobility and get under his dribble.
They might put Obie Top and Jaris Walker on him in some minutes and
power forward size players.
I don't know if they'll put Miles Turner on him,
but they'll figure it out.
We'll see how they treat that pick and pop game with
Brick Lopez, but he's legitimately going to get, he's going to average like 35.
You have to put, you have to play most style of defense, which involves bringing a crowbar
to the arena and using it.
That's what you have to do.
I don't, I don't see any way that Indiana can actually slow down, Janus.
It really is about everybody else.
It's about your secondary ball handlers.
It's about can Kyle Kuzma provide enough, enough offense?
Oh, my God.
Can everybody else provide enough shooting?
It's over.
Yeah, well, I mean, if they were to stop Janus, it would be the patients are the best team in the league at preventing transition offense.
They're extremely good transition defense.
That's mostly because they're guard play.
Like someone like Andrew Nemhardt is really, really great transition defender and gets back and blow shit up.
It's a little different when you're defending a Janus transition look.
It's a little different.
So if it translates and they're really good in transition defense, that could slow down Janus.
And it'll be a Bill DeWalt thing, like you said, like a half joke.
It'll be Kevin Porter Jr.
You're going to have to score this 20 points like you have been in these.
these popping games lately, you're going to do it every goddamn game.
Kyle Kuzma, you're going to hit your corner threes because we're helping off you
every play.
Toy and Prince, get ready to take open shots over and over and over again because we're happy
with you trying to beat us.
It'll be, if they slow down Yannis, it's because they triple team him every time he touches
the paint and the other guys can't make him pay.
But even that does happen.
How do the Bucks make Tyrese Halliburton uncomfortable?
Name me one perimeter defender that can fight over screens, disrupt Tyrese in transition,
just apply physicality to make him uncomfortable.
comfortable with this free-flowing style who on the roster is doing that Ryan
Rollins maybe Kevin Porter Jr. Fuck no Tartorian Prince he's a he's a good defensive player
ish but not that kind of guy he's not as I'm like like you know perimeter stopper in that
way the only guy who was like literally their hope in terms of being the dude to be some
type of ear to any lead star guard was Andre Jackson he didn't even get no burn no more so
that question is just chalked up in the air and at that point in time I'm just like okay
bro like there's just no way scientifically that y'all can even have a chance to win the series bro no way in hell
and if you can't disrupt tyrie's haliburton you're not going to be have a chance against the pacer's offense because it's so predicated on him creating advantages by being able to just run around the court like a fucking madman and just swing the ball around because he can if he gets by his defender and sees an advantage he's going to hit it your only chance of taking the top off this defense and like stopping it from getting in the chain of events and make it so good
is making him have a lot of pressure on his dribble
and him not be able to get any advantages off
and he just gets locked up because he can't blow by you one-on-one,
this ain't the team for that.
This is not the team to do that at all.
Yeah, can you make Tyrus Hallibor and hold on to the ball
and beat you, like, beat you with seven, eight dribbles
rather than, you know, getting by you and two.
I don't think they can't.
Yeah, I agree.
And again, like we said,
the question for the bucks is how much of an advantage
is having Yonis on your team
when nothing else is going for you?
Because maybe he does have a 2018-team bronze series.
aren't so good that it's impossible but they've been that good so it feels impossible sure
i mean but they're just they're not the celtics where it's like no stand no chance in hell
like we've seen crazier things so i guess if yannis has an out of body experience but
that's a lot of hope on like fiction and hoping he can do some heroic anime shit and just
fucking will the team to victory i will say the last time we saw yannis healthy throughout an
entire playoff series he was doing that right like he was he was he was averaging high 30s 40s
against the Celtics two years ago
and then Grant Williams does his thing.
We've seen Yannis before and
it's been a while because he's been hurt.
Who was next to him at that time?
Not Kyle Kuzmala and not
No, well no, because Chris Middleton had gotten hurt.
Drew Holliday was there.
Rick Lopez was a lot better.
But it was still offensively,
Drew was doing the playoff, Drew Holley and stuff
where he was missing three years.
But defense, they had a defensive infrastructure.
They did.
They do not have a good defense right now.
They do not have good secondary ball handlers
you want to rely on.
They are significantly worst.
And even a depleted team was then.
Yes.
And again, if Dan comes back, this could change it all.
If he comes back and he goes crazy and looks 100%.
We don't have any information to go off of.
So I can only assume he comes back midway through the series and looks rusty.
And that's going to be the case.
I don't have a lot of hope for them.
Me personally, I think I have the Pacers in five.
Five?
Sounds.
It sounds harsh, but genuinely, I'm just like there's no advantages out on this roster outside of someone like Janus.
That's a big advantage, though.
big advantage.
Yeah, it is a big advantage.
It's the biggest advantage imaginable.
But at the end of the day, like, unless Janus is literally playing like 48 minutes
to what happened.
The last healthy series.
Yeah.
Right?
That series against the Celtics.
Janice playing 40 minutes a night.
Average 34, 15, 7 assists, one steel, one block.
That was one of the greatest individual performances I've seen in my life, though.
That was different.
And so that's the, that's the scene that he can get to.
and with the team like that Celtics team was set up way better to to guard yonis than this pacer's team like
they had they had Al Horford you have you have Tatum you had um uh what's the name time lord right
you had you had all those guys to to just throw to just throw bodies at a yannis if you're
talking about that infrastructure versus miles turner pascal siakum there there is a real possibility
that Janus averages 40 in the series
and I think that that can make a difference
I thought that Indiana was going to win
in six like two days ago
and over last night
and over this conversation
I think this series goes seven
and I'm starting to lean Milwaukee
just because I think I'm buying
Janus. You haven't said a single thing
that indicated to me you like Milwaukee in the series
until just now and now and now I'm just like
hey man Janus is like this motherfucker
just argued for 20 minutes on why the pace
there's so much better.
And then he's like, actually, I'm going on.
I'm sorry.
He saw some disgusting stat.
He saw some disgusting stats from a couple of years ago.
Am I crazy?
He didn't say a single good thing about the bucks just now.
I get it.
It's just, it's starting to feel like that.
You start,
you start feeling about these,
about these players who are all-time greats.
And, like, people have these moments.
They have these series.
And so I don't think, like,
I don't think we're going to get a 2018 problem because do I think this
Bucks team is going to go to the finals?
No.
but have we seen all-time great players get to the second round yes we have yeah but the modern
NBA like is a little different these days like what's the last time you saw that a underman roster
where one of the best players in the world just beat a good fully healthy team that they weren't
favored to beat I feel like it's been a while since we saw like a superhero performance like that
22 Steph Curry against the Celtics you mean okay with the Celtics are big favorites I can't
remember what the betting odds were they were okay they were favorites but Curry's team was like
fully healthy and like wasn't like that wasn't really backpacking their defense was really good
I guess that's the best example and I'm thinking about it but like that's not the best comparison
of this series the Celtics were like and according to like ESPN's BPI but like on the on the
bed and odds on everything the Celtics were like very clear favorites I remember the Celtics
were like 86% like chance of winning or stuff that was a very that was the prime yeah like
this team is better but the words have all have obviously like been here and they can out
executing you saw that throughout that series i think that that was like a system that was top
that was that was probably the last time that's two in a championship yeah i'm saying first round
at that point we'd seen the win three series so we know they're good there's more like i see what
you're saying it's probably the best example but it's not not one to one with this situation like
when does that time we saw some like this like these days like the better team a lot of times wins
like we've seen the best we've done this a lot where like they got the best player and then the
timber wills beat yokech and then lebron loses in the first round like this keeps happening
where we have this talking points
that feel very rooted in a past era
I can't remember the last time this happened
we've seen Jimmy Butler raised
Maverick last year
Mavericks being O KC
that's probably the best example
Do you really think so
because Kyrie didn't
Ah
Luca would just
Oh yeah no no no look it was hurt by then
So I don't even yeah
I don't know if that's the best
No no no look at the second round
No no look at them out then
Against the Timberwolves
He was a little more slow
But he I guess
He was a difference in being no KC
When OkC was better
That's probably the best example
But even then it's not even the strong
They had a healthy team though
So like it wasn't quite a
That's a new case.
That's pretty historic, you're right.
So if Yannis does this, then it's truly like one of the most impressive individual
performances the last five years.
It is, but we've also talked, we've talked a lot about, we've talked a lot about
Janus being one of the most, like, underrated all-time players ever.
He really is like that, that dominant.
And every time that we talk about the Pacers, yes, we're giving them a lot of credit right now,
it also also goes back to, but you know, like, they're just the Pacers.
They are a really good team, but they are a team with them.
the ceiling. They are a 4C type, you know, like that's kind of, that's kind of the realm that
they're in. And it's okay. So if you do tell me that Yannis has a great series and then the
bus go in the second round and they get blasted, okay. It's not impossible. If there's ever
going to be a storybook like legend beats hardworking regular dudes. It would be this, I guess,
but I'm not going to expect it until it happens. They don't look, they don't make no more
LeBron's like that you said. That's what it is. He's one-on-one. I'm sorry, bro.
You're looking for that story. I'm sorry.
I haven't seen a good fairy tale in quite a well.
Yeah.
Right, let's go back to the Western Conference.
No.
Let's do, this might be the hardest series of all these.
And we've had some hard series.
Oh, damn, I know what's coming up.
Clippers versus Nuggets.
Yeah, man.
Man, man, man.
This feels like a Western Conference finals type of event, bro.
Yeah.
First round two.
Every first round series in the West feels like that besides 1-8
because it's such a ridiculous amount of parody in the Western Conference.
But goddamn, man, we have,
what I think is the clear better team
in the Los Angeles Clippers
you know given what we know
about the Denver Nuggets defense
and their lack of head coaching experience
considering he's been there for fucking four games
and general depletion town over the years
versus the Clippers who have been
the number one net rating team
for the last 25 games of the NBA season
one of the best defenses in the NBA for the whole season
their offense is clicking at the right time
Kauai is healthy Zubash might be the most improved player
and James Hardin looks goddamn good
top to bottom of clippers
is the better roster.
The Nuggets have the best player in basketball
and a high-level offense
that can go ban for ban with anybody
so you don't feel good riding them off
and they have home court advantage.
Where do we go?
I think, do I have both these teams?
I do. Okay.
Damn, double homicide.
My question for the clippers
will go to this eye first.
Can they have the best perimeter defense
in the NBA? Because that's what's going to take.
I think their path to winning the series,
well, they have a lot of paths,
but their easiest path.
Same thing the Timberwell was did last year.
Eliminate Jamal Murray.
Put him.
in a body bag and make it so you're not going to stop Yokic,
but you really clamp down on Jamal Murray.
You make it really hard for him to eat off of these handoffs.
He walks into easy buckets.
You blow those up, make him at the beat you one-on-one in isolation,
and you don't give up easy looks to the other guys
and make, you know, the quintessential,
make Yokch beat you as a score or thing.
You're going to have to do that
and have this insane perimeter defense,
blitzing them, just cutting their offense's head off.
That's going to be the formula to me
because I think it's going to be hard to go beat the nuggets in a shootout,
but if your defense can translate and you just slow down,
one of the best offenses in the NBA,
then I have no...
Clippers in seven.
And I'm okay.
I'm okay with that.
It is kind of scary, though,
because if you say,
hey, make Yokin's beat us out of score.
He can.
I'm gonna just go get 61.
I'm gonna go get four.
And spoiler later, my Nuggets question is,
can you win four series of shootouts?
Is that possible in the modern NBA?
No, no.
They can't win four series.
There's absolutely no world.
Like, we're talking about fairy tales.
The Nuggets winning four series would be an absolute
for each other. And if if they did it,
Yokic, welcome to the top five ball time. Yeah. Like, if you win
the title this year, you got it. Oh, you might be the go. If you went to this
fucking roster, that would be, that would be a very good comparison to LeBron
winning the finals of 2018. Yeah. Like, it's that level of shit roster defensively.
I can't feel nothing but so, like, scary for the nuggets and their chances because,
okay, you're telling me that Jamal Murray has injury, concerns and issues
towards the end of the season. Holy fuck, that's scary, of course. But now you're telling
where they have to go against like the
probably like the third worst
arrangement of wings that he could
possibly you could possibly imagine for him
in the Chris Duns of the world
obviously Kauai is there
and then you got guys like
fucking Zubotches manning down the paint
and making sure shit is all strapped in over there
as well like they have and then I even
I didn't even mention Derek Doan's Jr. bro
they have guys on guys on guys and so
it's so hard for me
to imagine Jamal Marie
lighting shit
up again revving that old ass, dusty
ass engine. It's like an old car that's just like
how old is he got some juice in it?
Yeah, bro. But it's like we talk about
like he's like 32, 33 when it comes to his body
and how it consistently breaks down from time to time.
He just feels like an unreliable, unconstitutional
but really cool car when it motherfucking works.
To be fair, he only had one off year when he was hurt last year.
So if somebody wants to give Jamal Murray
the benefit of the doubt and say last year he was injured
and ever since then, we've seen him be play out
Jamal Murray the year before that, now he's healthy.
okay, even if he is play out Jamal Murray
and that means he's been as good as he has been
in the second half of the year when he's been good
I don't care I still think the clippers might win in seven
the only reason that it's going seven
the only reason is going seven is because Yokic is a god
and I think he's by far the best player in the world
so I'm giving him seven on paper
goddamn everything works in the clippers favor
the nuggets are 30th in transition defense
the clippers are sixth in transition frequency
they're going to run down their throat
the Nuggets are the absolutely worst
than the NBA stopping transition attack
and James Hardin is going to fucking run.
They're going to, Dorm Powell is going to fucking run.
They're an athletic team.
They're going to kill them in transition.
The Nuggets offense is obviously great, right?
Fourth in the NBA,
a big part of that is because Yokic is a killer
on the offensive glass.
Part of what makes him one of the best
offensive players of all time,
second chance points.
He gets him to paint,
amazing touch, and if he doesn't make his little
bunny hooks or whatever,
he's amazing at getting the board,
kicking it out,
looks. Guess who's the best defensive rebounder in the NBA and pretty good at defending Yokish
one-on-one? Zubach. Zubach. He's not going to lock him down, but I think he can eliminate
a lot of the offensive rebounding attack. And if you do that, you take away their second chance
points, the offensive peak that they have gets a lot more normal. And the team is second and
half-court offense, I mean, half-court defense, the clippers. So if you're not getting second-chance
points against them, you're going to struggle mightily to produce in the first look. I don't know
how they can go ban for ban with that when the clippers also are playing good offensively
and one team is an amazing defense that has some pretty good strengths that can slow down your
best player as much as anybody can slow them down you know and you have absolutely no point of
attack defenders to make kawai lennard struggle whatsoever absolutely nobody to make james hard and struggle
whatsoever boom i got the answer for that they need to clone erin gordon yeah we need three of
them i was thinking four oh fuck yeah and sadly we're in the year 2025 they don't have that
ability yet that's why i'm going with the clippers in six yeah and i said nobody to guard kai
forgot erin gordon they won't player so there you go you're going to have to hope that kawai
doesn't use screens and he attacks erin gordon one-on-one over and over again so you can lock
him up i don't think the clippers would be so stupid to do that so i think they're going to pick
on the rest of the defenders on the roster get advantageous switches attack yokitch because they have
no primitive defenders to help yok it's going to be kawai and hard attacking him and drops
that's not going to go well so you're going to have the trap and get them attacking four on three
and Chris Dunn is pretty damn good
as the role man in those short role situations
Norm Powell can obviously
have a strong series against that advantage
what is the reason for the Nuggets
to win the series besides Joe
which being the best part in the world?
That's the only thing that you could hang your hat on
and I'm trying my absolute best
to not put too much dip on my chip
because everything in my body
tells me to take the clippers in five games.
Oh, five's crazy. Five's smart.
That's crazy.
I don't think...
I know what's going to be.
I don't.
don't know i just don't think that denver is together and i don't think that i don't think that this
is a series set up for jemal murray i think that he's actually going going to struggle and so
while i i i am eternally scared of the sham's tweet that's saying that kawai's not going to play
yeah it's always that right i'm i'm so scared of that but if i'm if i'm going to say hey he's
going to be here for for this series and if we get that tweet in the second round whenever i don't know
hopefully we don't get it at all but like if he's there the the nuggets aren't beating them
and like yes yes erin gordon is is great i've seen kawai dice up defender after defender
he's going to get to his spot he's going to raise up he's going to hit his middies at a high
clip he's he's going to be fine james hardin it this is like yes james hardin is going to be he's
going to have those those games in the playoffs guess what this kind of how he's been playing all year
anyway so it's going to be okay
there's never been a chance
there's never been a moment in my mind
where it's like never been more okay
for James Harden to just fuck around and shoot
like four to 15 or whatever it is
I thought before he doesn't but yeah
they're definitely insulated for that to be okay
just because like I just think the defense is
so spiky yeah I can't express how
different this defense is compared to the nuggets
like the gap defensively
is so much bigger than the gap offensively
even if you get one of the best
performance of Yokic's career and their office
clicks at the highest level the gap defensively is still bigger that buddy he'll break
killing me every time this motherfucker yeah it's crazy um yeah i i just i think that the clippers
and the pressure that they're that they're going to be able to put on everybody else who who's
gonna save them like christian brine right pin watson like oh okayish you don't have to do
everything offensively and defensive but everybody else is going to is going to be made to look
poor and I don't I don't trust them and I think that especially especially now that
that Mike Malone is is fired and you have like you know in an interim head coach the clippers
definitely have a coaching advantage and so I'm I'm going I'm going with the clippers I'm going to go
in six because I'm going to respect yokech yeah I think that he is good enough to give them two
games but it's going in my eyes it's going to be a situation where the clippers are going to be up
three one in the series.
I'm going seven just because Yokic is so good, and the offense is still good.
So, like, you know, we talk a lot about whether the Nuggets are so disappointing and so shitty.
You know, we're great on them on a curve, obviously, because we expect them to be a contender.
They're still a good team and still have the offensive ceiling, obviously, and play out of
Marys.
So I think it still goes seven.
But I'm being gracious because I think their ceiling are so high, even though they haven't
really shown us consistently that they can play at that ceiling.
Yeah.
But you still have to give them the credit if we know what can happen.
if things go well and there's a good chance things go well you know it's not like it's not like
the bucks where you have a depleted roster and you're like if we're talking about best case
scenario it's like wishful fucking thinking the markets could get best case scenario and be able to
compete you know like it's not impossible it wouldn't be a insane harculine effort if yokech wins
it would be okay greatest offensive player play the greatest offensive player and he has his
help did what they should do and it's a competitive series and you never know what happens
in the game seven that is a herculean effort though everything that he's done this
year has been herculean the coach is fire right but you know he just does herculean shit so it's
normal like it's that's what he's been putting on an all-time thing yeah an all-time season so
if he keeps doing what he's doing it's like how does he continue to to operate at this level how
does he continue to keep carrying this this roster when he's not on the floor this team sucks
this team sucks and then they somehow are in a position where they didn't have to play in the
in the playing their coach is fired the GM is fired and
And now Yo-Kits is going to have to come in and save everybody.
I'm going with the clippers.
Low-key.
I'm honestly thinking about, dude, I went from way earlier in the season talking about
how I had the Nuggets way earlier, okay, as championship favorites.
Was that early?
Shit, man.
And now I'm, like, swaying my vote to, holy fuck, you just mentioned the coaching
advantage, bro.
I forget Tylood, who in my mind is, like, one of the three best coaches that the league has
to offer. It is
staring the Denver
the Denver Nuggets right in their eyes and
I'm like, you know, Jamal Marie's
MPJ and his defense. He's been
overall good this year but yeah
you desire more at times.
Okay. Then on top of that too, you have to add in the Russell
Westbrook factor which is just like predictable as
the weather. Who the fuck knows? I was going to say what is it. What is it?
I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. I could literally go either way. So I don't
even know what to make out of that. It just
I kind of want to lean towards the Clippers in five now.
What I will say is, of all these series that we're confident in,
if there was going to be one that flips on his head and we're just wrong about,
it would be this one.
This says, I'm also confident the clipper is,
but this has the clear potential to surprise everybody, I think, of all these series.
Yeah, I agree.
This is my favorite first round series.
On paper, the Clipper should win.
If there was ever a team is going to overperform,
it's the one Yoker's place for.
If there was ever a team that's going to underperform,
it's that other one.
So this is what we could be wrong about.
So Nuggets fans could come back and ratio us.
That's within the realm of possibility.
But I got to go with just fucking logic.
I don't know.
I can't just coast off of the clippers are going to fucking fail because of the clippers.
Keeping it safe.
I'm leaning towards the clippers in six.
They should win.
I said the same thing.
Damn.
How the mighty are you falling.
Yeah.
Fuck you, Calvin Booth.
And with that's true.
I'm going clippers in five.
I'm going to go with my, I'm going to go with my gut with my first.
instinct, I'm doing that.
All right, man, that's all the important series you got to talk about.
Now we have the two 1-8 series, which, as I've recorded this, recording this on Thursday,
April 17th at 3.47 p.m. Central Time.
Playing games are tomorrow to decide the eight seats.
The good thing is, doesn't fucking matter.
I think we're going to predict the sweep in both regards.
Whoever the Thunder play, brooms.
Whoever the Cavs play, probably brooms, right?
Yeah, yeah, we'll do that.
If Jill and John's walking through those doors I don't know about that because he gives
them boys' problem. But regardless of the fact
it should be... I mean, he's going to be there.
I feel confident he's going to go on now.
He's getting ejected. He's
nightmares against the Cleveland Cavaliers.
So I guess we'll give the series
time of day. We'll just assume for both
series that we'll talk about both outcomes.
Biggest quote, who is the Thunder
on their list? I believe
I do. What is your biggest question for the
thunder in the first round? What do you want to see you? Because obviously we think
they're going to win the series. That's not really a question.
What do you want to see from them in this that encourage you going
forward? I think for me particularly,
When I think about O'KC, I'm so, like, sold on Shea as the franchisee of the superstar,
being one of the greatest players that the league could ever see.
I'm super sold on their defense.
I'm super sold on their bench.
Right now, what I'm waiting to see.
This doesn't need to happen in order for him to win a championship, by the way.
It's just like, it'll be nice to see.
It's a cherry on top.
I wonder how well or how they're going to decide to deploy someone like Chet Hongrim.
I'm very confident in their second option
J-Dub like doing what he should do
because his job just feels a lot easier
but when it comes to Chet specifically
my attention to divert towards him
because of how different
he's being asked to play on a night-to-night basis
in terms of him sharing the court with
Isaiah Hardinstein I think you've plenty of times
before Isaac have made it loud and clear
like yo like he is not the same player offensively
when he's playing alongside our heart
the team's fucking elite obviously regardless
but when it comes to him
and his production is just
his superpowers
are just a little bit muted
because I heart's like he does
the team just plays a little bit different
just a little bit different
Chet's skills are better use attacking
centers and they are power forwards
Yeah exactly naturally because of his mobility
And if he's just like cooling it off the ball
Of course he's still going to be insanely productive
Because that's the value to him
He's dumb versatile
But when it time
When time comes where
okay they face off against
I don't know what team in the second round
that you can imagine but when time comes
when he is deployed as like okay
you got two three four or five minutes
as the lone five out there
or maybe you have the shirt minutes with eye heart
how is he going to respond to that
yeah like so they're either play the grizzlies
or the mavericks both of which are probably
going to deploy big lineups
the grisies will probably start edie and jaron jackson
and the mavericks will start anthony davis
and Derek lively right so this will be
be a good test for how they wanted to, you know,
figure out the best way of using both these bigs, like you said.
Like, if it's Edy starting, the natural idea
is you put a heart and sign on him because E.D. is a fantastic
offensive rebounder, gigantic body. You don't want to
throw Chet to the wolves like that.
I kind of think it's kind of food. If you stretch
E.D. out with Cheath-Hunger and shooting
and I think J-Dub can defend Jaron Jackson
and win the, get more boards than Darren Jackson.
So that'll be a good way to experiment.
Like, that'll be a good way
to see what does it look like when Chet is defending
a big who is going to beat him on the board.
It's like Edie is going to out rebound the shit out of Chet.
Edie's a fantastic rebounder, Chet is not.
So you're giving up that advantage.
You have room to see what happens when we do that.
Do we get more offensively by giving up that rebounding?
Because they just cannot stay in front of us.
TBD.
Or you go big with the Hardinstein thing and see if maybe you just match up size for size.
That'll be a jigsaw thing to mark diagnosis to figure out per each series.
Same thing applies to the Mavericks.
Do you want to put Chet on AD or do you want to put J-D up on AD?
I don't know real questions
yeah we'll see
they'll do both and that'll be the main thing
and take away obviously there's always
can Jada be your second option
everyone talks about that but this is more
strategically important I think
depending on each matchup
so I'm still a mark diagonal question to be honest with you
yeah what are you going to do man are you a man or a mouse
Mark what do you want to do
and then if the greasies make playoffs
if they're the eighth seed
the biggest question for them
is
I guess the low key to me now
it's how much can we rely on Jaron in big games
and it feels like that's a growing thing
everyone's noticing that like
they lost his playing game to the Golden State Warriors
and a lot was made about Zach Edie's performance
in that game
he got put in the Draymond Torture Chamber a little bit
Draymond was giving him hell as a score
ED ate on the rebounds
eight as a drop big he looked pretty good there
but when he got the ball down low
they swarmed him
Draymond fouled the shit of him like he always does
Got in his face
Edie was missing layups left and right
Throwing turnover Zad post
He looked overwhelmed bro
He did he is a rookie big guy
His first playoff game
Against the best undersized defender
I'll be so pissed if I was if I was Zach
Edy the next morning bro
Look at head coach you're like why the fuck would you put me
That position like that
You know that's on my bag
A lot was talked about EDI there
Yeah
Jared Jackson also didn't perform great
And if he plays against the OKC Thunder
And has to deal with Jdub or Chet
Or both at the same time
Lou Dort switches
you're going to perform a lot better than he has been as of late since the coaching change.
Either way, it's, I mean, they're getting blasted.
I think, like, Jaron, his offensive development is great.
I think, I think for me, it's always going to go back to Jha with the Grizzlies
and just how high is the playoff ceiling for him.
Because we've seen, we've seen the high highs of Jai in the playoffs.
We've seen him score, you know, 30.
45, 40 points.
We've seen it when he's been able to drive towards the basket,
put a lot of pressure on the rim, do all that stuff.
And for a team like OKC, who just has perimeter defender after perimeter defender
and just so many different bodies that they can throw at Jock,
is he going to be able to not only handle that, but thrive
and still keep this offense on track and be, you know, John Morant?
That's going to be the main thing.
I'm not necessarily super confident in Jerry Jackson's ability to be.
like number two offensive option consistently throughout the playoff series.
So that's not really in my mind like that.
So I think everything that we've seen with the Grizzlies over the last, what, 25, you know, 30 games since they fired or it probably hasn't even been like that.
But really, the entire season since, you know, Taylor Jenkins has firing, all that stuff.
It's very much, where is this, where's this team going?
Where do you guys want to be?
Is Jai going to be the leader of the squad?
And that's why I'm looking at John.
And I'm looking at him saying, what are you prepared to do?
See, I feel super confident in job because the second that the head coach is fired,
we see all these crazy inflated stats, not inflated.
I guess that's the wrong way to use it as if it's fake or whatever.
But he's been utilized a lot more and we see his production like ticking an uptick.
Yeah. My attention definitely stays on some like Jaron Jackson Jr.
Because they need him to win.
A lot of Memphis Grays fan would tell you like, you know, he was our best player
consistently throughout this the entirety of the year and that's an indictment on who
regardless of the fact you are not wrong but there's zero chance they're going to have any
type of success long term as a as an organization or franchise if jaron jackson
juniors cannot be consistently relied on as that number two guy um him as the best player
second best player third best player hell it looked like he was like the fucking fourth last night
with the way guys like dozen bane were playing it's
just it's he sticks out like a super sore thumb bro yeah and then for the mavericks if they win
the playing game tomorrow i can't be bothered to talk about the mavericks right now i'm sorry
it doesn't fucking matter it doesn't it doesn't i honestly them winning that game
such an indictment on the sacramento kings it's just like yo it you guys it tells more about
them you guys were at you guys were at home got blasted and i understand malik monk
Wasn't there, that's fine.
There's no reason why you should be going outside.
They're a good defense, man.
The Mavs, they're a good defense.
Jason Kidd knows how to do a defensive game plan.
I'll give them that.
There is no reason why that should be happening.
And if that is not a, but it's also crazy because that's what you wanted, right?
Right?
You wanted to win 41 games.
You got to 40.
Shout out to you, right?
One short.
You got to the plane.
You got to be competitive and a chance to compete.
And now you have, you know, Bulls, Bulls West.
So congratulations.
All right, fuck them.
Donovan, what is your, do you have the calves?
I have the eight seed.
Okay, Moe, you have the calves.
Yes, I do have the calves.
What is your biggest question mark for the calves versus the eight seed that will either be the Atlanta Hawks or the Chicago Bulls?
Man, I feel so confident.
I mean, Atlanta Hawks are the Miami Heat.
Yeah.
I feel so confident in the Cleveland Warriors.
You've lied so hard last week on the podcast.
I was actually mad for you.
First of all, first of all, listen.
Somebody adamant that I cannot be asked.
I know.
I cannot be asked to give a fuck about the Miami Heat versus Bulls.
Don't tell me to defend my opinion on the most irrelevant match for the all time.
I don't care.
Go back to the cabs, please.
First of all.
No first of all.
They disappointed me so much.
And if you would have told me, hey, David O'Mitchell is not going to miss a shot.
Like, all right, fine.
I guess.
I guess so Tyler here they miss his first nine shots.
I'm like, I bet.
You got it.
Salute.
You got it.
I don't care.
But back to the goddamn cast, someone who we do care about specifically, I'm looking for,
Darius guard. He's always, he's been the biggest question for me. If not him, then Evan
Mobley. But when he comes to Evan Mobley, I see his value like sticking through and through
no matter what the series, no matter what the player, no matter what the coach or game plan
is around him. Just because he might be the defensive player of the year, you know, and
honestly, now that I think about it, in motion in my head, more so I might have questions
about Donovan Mitchell. You're saying a bunch of players that don't need to have questions.
about them like what are you worrying about these players garland mitchell moby she's a bunch of great
players that i should be alive i have a question about mobile and i have a question about mobile he is like
the most solidified one of the most illified players in the playoffs in my mind more so i'm dicing
between someone like donovan mitchell and darius garb because obviously you've seen darius throughout
the uh what's the best two weeks he didn't have a strong close to the season so can he get back
to early season play is definitely a question more so yeah throughout the throughout the entire
of his career like he things are just always ongoing with him and it seems like a consistent
trend and i mean last year because he was hurt yeah exactly exactly it's not necessarily like every
year he sucks thing no yeah i know that's the point like something's always going on with him and
again it's just trending down as from currently i don't really have any questions for this team
because they feel the safest other than okay bro deandre hunter what are you going to do when
someone like Evan Mobley has like somewhat of a stinking night. I have questions for the other
guys around them because they're they feel a little bit more spotty than I would like them to
the guillardust the world. You don't trust the cat on the whole. No no I do. Specifically specifically it's
the Deandre hunters of the world and also the max truces of the world because they are there to be like
the fire safety the fire hydrant for whenever some like evan moly can only give you like 12 13 points
and whatnot. Those are those two wings.
in my mind will help propel.
If they're able to give you like 10, 12 points
versus who would they face off against?
The Landhawks or the, um,
the heat,
cool.
They're sweeping them and it's going to be like 20 point games
every single night.
Yeah, the question,
the best thing they had to figure out in the first round
is how they wanted to play that ring,
wing group like you said.
Is it going to be a Koro?
Is it going to be Shrewis?
Is it going to be a combination of all three?
Like, who's going to prove to be the hot hand
in every given series?
I think this is,
it's going to be kind of like what,
we said with the thunder it's going to be a lot of time for experimentation against this first
arm matchup because it's going to be kind of an easy lick so i i really want hope a coro's shot
is falling because i feel like that's the one that really excites me for later rounds that if he can
be a consistent consistent part of high minute rotations yeah i'm hoping that he just is on fire for
the playoff series yeah because he's the best defender out of like that entire group and it's
kind of not close yeah he's the only good defender of that group yeah i mean hunter's serves a role
with his size but oh coro's only plus defender there and you're gonna need that for the south i'll
tell you that. Yeah, exactly. And then if the Hawks make the playoffs, what's your question? What's
the Atlanta Hawks? I mean, can, can Tray Young go, go nuclear? That's kind of, that's kind of a bit.
Can you give me 40 points to end off this? But like that's also, that's also the thing is like,
that's the, that's the question. I think I know the answer to it. No, because Tray Young for the
entire year hasn't been a fantastic score. And you saw, you saw it in the playing game. Like Orlando,
Alinda has a lot of big bodies
and they have a lot of size and length
that you can throw at Trayong
and they are very physical.
So for a team like,
for a team like Cleveland,
even though that you have two small guards,
going into the lane
where you have Eminemobly,
you have Jared Allen,
and then you have all of those,
all of those wings that you can deploy
that is a lot of size
that you could throw at Trayon.
So I don't think it's going to be easy.
And your man just was down 25
and was like, yeah, I'm off this.
Like I'm getting kicked out.
The attitude stuff.
I was like, yeah.
He's plates.
You're going to get kicked out in game three.
I know how this is going to go.
So, like, I'm, I'm off the, I'm off the hot.
It's like that you're, you're going to need Tray Young to be 20, 21, Tray Young,
and you're actually going to need him to make shots at a very efficient clip.
We haven't seen that over the course of the last six to eight months.
But we have seen it against the Cleveland Cavaliers on a consistent basis.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
If there's some, I'm not in the playoffs.
Yeah, good fucking luck, buddy.
Yeah, not in the playoffs.
And then, like, if the, if the heat win, obviously, we said,
it over and over again like throughout his playoff career but bam is going to just have to play
at an all time level and he's he's he's going to have to play there and then tyler hero is
i think hero obviously like his shot making is going to have to be there him as a driver is
going to be really key because you're going to have to be able to pull in one one of these bigs
create open shots in the corners because Miami when they when they are getting threes above the
like above the break and especially like the last time that they played cleveland Tyler hero wasn't
there. But Cleveland, they were able to just stay out on the perimeter and really guard them. The
times that Miami had a lot of success was whenever they got some kind of penetration, got the
ball to the corner, and started to make offense there. Tyler here is going to have to do that.
He's going to have to be a very, like, I'm using my scoring to be a facilitator. And it's just,
like, that's fine in theory, but it might not work. On the other side of the coin,
is going to have to put down the goddamn parlias, man.
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Today, we are once again going to begin with draft.
today.
Okay.
We're going to another players from a specific team only draft.
Last time, what team we did we do last time?
Miami Heat, that it was?
I think so, yeah.
Today we're going to do a draft of players from a team that they played in the finals.
Only Spurs players.
All time Spurs players.
Okay, okay.
Yep, yep.
So Mo is the first pick.
Donovan is the second pick.
I have the third pick.
Only players to play for the Spurs.
At any point in their career, you guys know how this works.
Hey, man.
We do this blind now, by the way.
We don't know the topics of our hands.
That's why things change a little bit.
everyone's hearing about it the first time you guys ready mo you got the first pick i wonder
where mo's gonna go to the first pick so let us know spurs only players draft point guard through
center who are you going with first mo one of my favorite spurs of all time is boris dia but
boris i can't select you today and he said the name does i count me tim duncan i said one of my
favorite players he said he said the stem come on now okay okay so where you're putting him uh
tim duncan i'm gonna put him in my four okay easy first pick no no surprise there fucking top five
player of all time now it gets interesting donovan you got some strategy you can play here who
it is several options it's it's it's very interesting but you know i'm gonna go with the guy
he's already proven okay right already proven give me
See, but this sucks because there's a format that I know he's going to go for and he's going to get it.
But I have to play my game.
I can't worry about him.
David Robinson's center.
Damn it.
I didn't think you were going to do that.
Fuck.
David Robinson Center.
Okay.
I was sure you're going somewhere else.
Okay.
Okay.
So David at Center, that makes total sense.
First and foremost, I'm going Kwai Leonard.
That's my easy one, a small forward.
Nice.
The question is, we're going to go with the second pick because there's some options with his team.
And I think, listen, you guys got too big
because I got to match the big man.
Give me Victor Women Yama Head Center.
I can't let them fall.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Not a bad big.
I really didn't want to do that, but I have to.
I can't let you guys get, I can't let one of you pair Wemby with those other bigs.
That'd be ridiculous.
And that is why.
The Spurs have some players, man.
This is a good draft.
They really do.
I'm going two guard.
Mondo Genoble.
Oh, that's all right.
Okay.
Okay, cool
Well, you better
Take this fumble
And run with it
Um
I go back to back
Correct
Correct?
Cool.
Don't I miss somebody
So at my
Four give me
The Ice Man
George Gervin
You're four?
My bad,
three
Okay
And then at my one
naturally
Give me Tony Parker
Oh, okay
Listen, man
Spurs,
Legends up and down
your roster
Tony
Two scores
To Tim Duncan
It's not a bad start
I feel like
I'm missing
somebody now but Matt Bonner's right there I would have went George Gervin if I was you
you said you wouldn't have I would have over Mono oh yeah he said my Bonner right there
no no no no I'm actually very confident in that pick I don't yeah I don't think I'm
okay um so very confident it's very hard because I feel worse about I wish he was behind me
more than more than you with this yeah your team is pretty small you look how big our
teams are it is and I need somebody who's versatile I'll take Dennis Robin at the 4
oh okay negative spacing but you got some dog on you okay interior defense is crazy
it is insane it is insane yeah I can't believe I got to steal the drafters now give me
prime Chris Paula point guard so there's that okay I that's who I really thought you
should have picked over from on you I just tried to lie and then give me a little prime
Tracy McGrady at the two that's he prepped for this draft that that's that's
That's why I was hoping
I was hoping T-Mack was going to come back to me.
I think Donovan, I swore you were going to pick T-Mack.
How much do you love T-Mack?
I thought he was going to make it back.
That's why.
Fuck no.
That's why.
And I swore, how did Chris Paul make it to me?
I was prepared to take Derek White.
This is tough.
You're fucked.
Because I.
Rodman over CP3 is crazy.
I thought,
He was trying to muster up the words to admit this.
Because I thought, I thought you were going to take Robin.
Because normally you go with, oh, let me go get the two best, like, big defenders.
And I thought that one of them wouldn't make it back.
And now-
He's imploded your team.
Decimation.
And now I am in trouble.
You better get ready to speak to Jante Murray, buddy.
No, no, we won't do that.
We'll put it to four now.
But, I mean, I'm going to, I do need a point guard.
so I
guess we'll take a young Derek White
best version of the player
so
listen Derek White and Manu is a good fit
I'll take Derek White at the point card
but really what you're saying is Mon is your point guard
but Derek White next to him is not bad
okay
listen we expand the role for Manu
we've always said he could do more than he was asked to do
exactly on my team I'm giving him the opportunity
Okay
I realize I probably should have put Tim Duncan at my five
And just scale down a little bit
Naturally
Give me your guy
Give me your legend
Your goat
Danny Green at my two guard
My goat
Okay
Okay yeah
Danny Green
I need someone who's gonna hold down the perimeter
And just simply catch and shoot threes
While rocking a Mohawk
And no one in NBA history
Does it better than him
Fair enough
Okay, so I got my creation from Tony Parker and Gervin,
and that I got Danny Green, who's just there to be there,
simply shoot and play defense.
And Tim Dung, who's the center of it all.
At my last spot, I can go so many ways.
Stalin.
But I have favoritism, which is bad, and it's kicking my ass right now.
Pick a player.
Naturally, I kind of, ah, he's like,
gonna fuck my spacing if I do this
he's gonna fuck my spacing
but can I fuck over Donovan
I would do that any day of the week
okay I'm gonna move
I don't even know if Donovan's gonna go this way
but I think he's the best fit for Donovan
oh no he said so many words
not saying a player
I have two or three players in my mind right now
that's what that's what it is and I don't know
if Donovan's gonna go this way okay
who you picking fuck
pick a player right now
put them Dunkin at my five
Gervid on my four
And then shout out to
Like one of the greatest scores
In NBA history
Into Marta Rosen
Welcome to my three
Oh that's a gross pick
That's not what I was going to go with at all
I have
Okay so I have a choice between two guys
And
I think that
We are just going to lean into a very very
2000s type lineup
You're just not going to score
Philadelphia Marcus Alders is the three.
No, we're going to put Bruce Bowen at the three.
Dude, I was going to pick him.
Fuck, you just ruined my plan.
We're going to take Bruce Bowen and put him at the three.
I don't know who I'm going to pick now.
And now, listen, a front quarter of Bruce Bowen, Dennis, Dennis Robin and David Robinson,
that's nasty.
That's nasty.
You kind of got emotion going on over there.
No, he doesn't.
He doesn't.
I know no fucking shooters.
I told you.
2000 brand of basketball.
Oh, who do I want to go with now?
I don't know what to do.
I literally, I did not think there's any chance to picking Bruce Bowen.
so I haven't even thought about another name.
I will, listen, Bruce Bowen will die out on the court.
Bruce Bowling is kicking people in the face trying to defend.
You know what?
He has a spot on my team every day of the week.
I got plenty of defense.
Let's have some fun.
Put Boris Dio next to Wemby.
That was my decision.
Big to big lobs.
Let's do it.
French connection, yeah.
That was my decision.
The French connection is a fire nickname for this duo.
I go home and I cry now.
Oh, I wish I had Bruce Bowling, but Boris Dio works just fine.
Damn.
So audio listeners, I have Chris Paul, Tracy McGrady,
Kauai Leonard, Boris D.L, and Victor Women Yama.
I'm telling you, Team Mac is not going to be able to play in this team first system.
He's going to get mad team chemistry down to Drake.
He's the first option.
We'll let him cook.
I'm going, I have Derek White is my point guard.
Manu at my two, Bruce Bowen at the three, Dennis Rodman at my four,
and David Robinson are my father.
Straight straps.
Holy five.
Derek White's the one shooter.
Why is strapped today?
And finish off, I got Tony Parker, my one, Danny Green, and my two, three, I got DeMarterson, four, I got the Iceman, George Gervin, and five TD.
I would like your team a lot more if you pick Boris Dio with DeMardo.
Listen, DeMartreosen is like that's right, bro.
He's one of the top 25 scores in NBA history.
But you should have kept Iceman at three and put Boris at the floor.
You have four mid-range assassins now and then Danny Green.
You can never have too much.
You talk about 2000-style basketball.
I'm right here.
Every one of these drafts devolves into someone doing 2000s basketball.
Every time someone doesn't draft shooters, hey, 2000s basketball.
Respect it.
I know.
Or die.
I'm a historian.
Fair enough.
Next thing we're going to do.
We're going to do a tier list.
This is going to be a tier list of the most iconic Boston Celtics player of all time.
I went through every single era of Boston Celtics basketball and picked their three to four most defining players of that era.
So I didn't get to everybody.
No, I didn't have Jojo.
white on here some other people that Celtics fans are going to be like where are they but
this is people that think you go through every decade you can't tell the story of the Boston Celtics
without these guys okay I agree I'll put them in the tier list based on whatever it means to you
what them into the franchise their peak their accolades whatever let's start off on the top easy
ones Larry Bird is S tier of course obvious set the bar really high Bill Russell also S tier
yes mr Celtic yes mr Celtic obviously one championships as a player one championships as a coach bro
fucking he fought during a very very tough time
one of the ways of all time easy
90% of the Celtics history can be defined by these two men
so these are obviously the two S tier
who's next now
Kevin Garnett does he deserve S tier
or was it not long enough of a career there
and he goes to A for Celtics history
I don't think he belongs in S tier
didn't start his career there didn't finish his career there
was only there for a few years of prime
but you know we got traded there and immediately
want that means something to the common NBA fan what do you think Kevin Garnett is like most
known for honestly it's honestly a testament to him because he played so long in minnesota yet he's still
kind of a Celtic like you know and well that's that's a lot to do with them but yeah listen
a rod's going to fix that but but i will say those guys won multiple chips and i will put
Kevin Garnett at
at A
because Larry won
he won chips and
MVP's
Bill Russell is doing
the same thing
like when they were
at their absolute
best they were
Boston Celtics
you still had like
greatness whenever KG
was there
but not to the same
level
it's different
yeah it's a story
greatness
like I said
how many is that
like 16 chips
across the two
of those guys up there
it's a ridiculous
amount of championships
that is they deserve
their own tier
those two alone
I think
yeah
nobody else on the list
it's sniff S tier
I think
I don't even
think cagey's close to us dear there's only one other person that can sniff us too well we'll get
to that maybe uh that was jlin brown what do you want to do with him mr finals MVP home bred
talent drafted to the team bred into an all-star turning to an all pro turned to a finals MVP did it all
for the organization yeah check every box obviously he's not stiff an s or a
can't say no he can't be a i don't think why not be a that's like he's a he's a final MVP
He is, but this is, like, all-time great.
Like, I think in order to be a, you need to be an all-time great.
He's also not good enough.
I mean, he's not good enough to be A-tier.
And that's a Kevin Garnett.
But that finals MVP matters to me and B-tier to me.
That's a great.
He's a final MVP.
He's made all-N-B-A.
He's been there since, like, since he's been drafted.
They, they hadn't won a championship in, what, 17, 16, 17 years.
Yeah.
He is on that team.
I think he deserves to be.
You can't look me in the fucking eyes and tell me you think J-Lan.
Brown as there's being the same tier of player as Kevin
Garnett. As a Celtic, yes.
Sure. The baseline is
how good are you in the Celtics uniform?
Whatever you think
about the accolades, they are
nowhere close with the golf and talent difference
between Kevin Garnett and Jalen Brown.
This guy's finals MVP. This is very interesting.
All right, don't make you slander this final MVP. You're begging me to
slander. Don't make you slander this. God damn.
39% of the meals. You've been
slandering it from the moment he got it.
Don't make you do it. You'd love to do this.
Don't make you do it in the Celtics parade video.
This is about celebrating, not slandering,
and you're going to make me do it.
Do Celtics fan really view
J.B. that highly next to KG?
Fuck the Celtics fans.
Do you view Jalen Brown as being the same world
as Kevin Garnett?
It's Kevin Garnett.
They love Jalen Brown.
Yeah, but it's Kevin Garnett as a Celtic.
I'm playing both sides right now.
You are.
Hey, I feel like one side is quite clear.
Jaylon Brown is the quintessential B-tier player.
Very important for the team, very accomplished,
served a lot of years there.
We'll serve a lot more years there.
He's not Kevin Brown.
regarding it B tier is should beat you should be the Jalen Brown tier.
I just don't see NBA fans or Celtics fans specifically sitting down and
talk about oh man all them Jalen Brown years and shit like cool great NBA player
he's an all time great for Celtic standards or I guess or whatever but when it comes
to looking at these players who are an S and A I'm appalled that we said I said B already
I just like to drag it out I'm not I'm not voted but the streets love Jane and Brown they
like them. Do they really? Do the streets
of Boston? Yes, they do. Yeah, of course they do. B. Tier is
the love he deserves. Like that's a lot of love. B.T.R. is nothing small.
Yeah, yeah, this is right. Okay. Keep going.
Paul Pierce. Is he closer to Jalen Brown or closer to the big ticket?
Damn. He's closer to KG.
Yeah, I feel like they're kind of like synonymous. He was there for longer drafted by the team.
They accomplished what they accomplished together.
And he was also there. He was there for the ups and the downs.
They had the full spectrum of his career. And like, even though that they traded
him they were both in the trace to help get them get jalen brown and and uh jason tatham so
everything good for the last 20 years paul pierce has basically been a part of that and like
kevin garnett's a better player on that championship team they were one a one b damn near like they
were close at the same like options paul pierce finals MVP you know what i mean you know you love a finals
MVP they go in tandem it means something you'll get the finals MVP for that summer
that two months best playing the world you got it the hell not you got i will reset it after free agency
Andreiguel was the best player in the world
For 60 days he was
His free trial ran out
But he got it
Yeah, but Paul Pierce is an easy A
Now
If you wanted to say
That he's close to the same caliber player
As Jalen Brown, I'd be like
All right, I guess you could say
He's closer to than he is to Kevin Garnett
Who's a top 15 player of all time
But the time served
Winning the championship there with Kevin Garnett
It feels safe to put him next to each other
I agree
Yeah, I agree
The only way someone could be like
No, Paul Pierce
versus B is you're just genuinely hating on him and that hate stems off of like post
career yeah exactly yeah it's not like in that reputation yeah okay bob coozy we're
we go with the 1960s legend ran up the championships of bill russell way ahead of his time
important error for his time yeah coozy has to be a tier because everybody in the world slanders
bob coozy and the only the only people who still have his back ourselves expands the only
And whenever you want to slander
in old school basketball
Because Bob Coozy that ran away
He didn't even do shit to nobody
But appreciate and elevate the game of basketball, bro.
Broke barriers.
Anytime you want to big up a modern player
You'd like put him back there
Bob Coozy's dumbass couldn't dribble
I saw a graphic dealer today and said
Who's winning a 1V1 Bob Coozy or Bronny James?
What the fuck?
Hey, hey
The one was a love hand
I'm not trying to get ran up on
So we go, we're going to move on.
Hey, we're not going to Boston time soon.
Okay.
Rajon Rondo, on that 08 team, won the championship.
But I think at least for the championship year,
wasn't on the same tier as the top two guys in a tier.
No.
Crashed out with the team bad.
He went and he played for the Lakers.
You won a championship against him.
You have to get knocked for that.
You have to get knocked for that.
So I think that he should probably be around C.
Yeah.
He was important.
that's fair yeah I think
I think
for politics reasons
you went and you played for the Lakers
and won a championship with them
I'm putting you at sea
So it's like Jalen Brown
but was stinking his eye
yeah you put him down okay
bad reputation Jalen Brown
Roger Rondo
welcome to C tier
Robert Parrish
an important part of those 80s championship teams
not I mean
I guess the second best player
actually no I don't know
that's not in mind
but like he's very
he's very beloved
for everything that he did
but I don't think he was
Jalen Brown level C tier with Rondo one of the important guys for a dynasty important guy there
but not one of the best players okay if we're going if you're using this tierless based off
of the best players then sure yeah but in terms of love in my mind I equate him
okay this isn't a love tier list you guys said love this is about love I'm going C tier
I'm gonna see T I'm going towards me but he was there for a long time yeah I only I always say
C because I think know who I think is B I think John
John Havlichick is B, right?
I was thinking Havlichick might have to be A.
You're right.
Is he the leading score in Celtics history?
He's up there.
I think he is.
If I go A for John Havichick?
Got the rings, got the accolades of the longevity?
Yeah.
He's kind of like the one of the...
He's actually the leading score for the Celtics?
I think he is, because you know,
because Leibaldi's back injuries.
I think John Havichick has their most point scored.
Wow.
I might be wrong, though.
I might be making this shit out of thin air.
So maybe that's not true, but I want to say he does.
I'm going to do for Havlich.
like obviously you think of you think of icons and people who play it is darned out of check by the way
you know random southics facts good job i don't know where i got that from okay isaiah
thomas i'm sorry you have one year after what he had one year but it was the most inspiring
year of basketball i'm sorry no he's just not on you can't claim to fuck with the short kings
if you're not fucking with the main short king he's not he's just not on the level of the other
somethings. Why do I just
give D-tier, though?
It's a moment. He had one year
where it was like, no, not only one year. That's disrespectful.
Where he was peak?
Yeah, like two years. No, it was one year. It was one year. He got hurt
at the end of his one year. Now, I will say
for the fight that he showed, we can't move him to D-Tier. He was out here
playing on a busted hit. Just to show love? We
trained in his ass, bro, for Karee. Yeah, we can put him in D-Tier.
Sure, why not? Why not? Just this is D-Tier because we
fuck with him. Yeah, he was a two-time All-Star, bro. He had two years.
Antoine Walker, four-time All-Star, F-2.
At least Isaiah Thomas, who was like MVP candidate on the ballot, right?
Antoine Walker was never a part of that. Four-time All-Star.
Four-time All-Star. Nice. Four-time All-Star left, dude.
He was good. He was okay, but, like, they're not winning. They're not doing serious winning.
And like when no it was the worst era of Celtics history
It was not great
I put them all here just because like you know
2000s did exist
But it was the worst era of Celtics history
It was a very dark time
He was there
He made all sartes
I mean that means something
Yeah
But it's the only decade
Actually know they wanted to 2008
But I think there was a 10 year stretch
They didn't win
He smacked them in the middle of that
No they went
It was 20 like
There's like 22 years
Yeah yeah
And he was smack in the middle of that
Ray Allen
What do you want to do with him
Ray Allen's better than Rajan Rondo for that championship team
but didn't put as many years in of being peak
I think Rondo had a little bit more of a stretch
within the Ray Allen did because Ray Allen came like
and then he left.
Exactly.
Politics.
You left to go to the enemy at the time
when we're out here beefing,
war with them.
You have to get dropped.
So wherever you guys can decide,
but wherever you guys say,
he's a tear below.
He's a tear below.
So I mean,
I just put him next to Rondo.
That's just the traitor.
They're still continuing to beefing, too.
Let's put Robert Parrish up to B tier.
Ray Allen goes to C.
This is the Traders tier.
Then. Rename that.
Okay.
That's for the Switch bitches, the Traders.
Okay.
I know Southern Friends are happy with that one, probably.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, Robert Parrish probably deserves me and B anyway just off of just vibes or being that dude.
That's fair.
Okay.
Oh, Paul Pierce on here twice back, isn't it?
Kevin McHale.
Now, the A tier's getting crowded, but he's Kevin McHale.
They've had a lot of eight-tier plays.
He's the biggest six-man of all time.
They've had a lot of success.
It would be very, very weird if we put Kevin McHale in B-tier.
He has to be in A-Tier.
Yeah, the greatest six-man of all time.
And there was years where he elevated past that role
and was their second-best player averaging career highs
when Larry Bird needed the help there because the back was going.
Yeah, A-tier, right?
Y'all spoke facts for me.
He belongs in A-Tier.
This might be one of the greatest organization of all time.
A-tier deserves to look like this.
That's a crowded-ass-A-tier.
The Celtics, man.
This is what happens when you have the most championships.
Okay. Al Horford
This is an interesting one because
two stretches of his career here
got the team of champion
get championship
probably one of the most important role players
for shepherding in this new era
and allowing the young guys to really
have what they need to win at the highest level
I think he might be higher than people think
is he next to Jalen Brown
he's as a
he's very important
to what they do
extremely and like
when he retire as you look back
he'll be looked back
of one of the most fond role players, I think.
He's definitely
If you...
And he's all-star years too, though.
He's not just a role player.
The early years, he was an all-star.
With the Celtics, he was an all-star?
Yeah, yeah.
He signed with them for the...
He was their first all-star acquisition in so long.
He gave them new life after that 0-8 team
kind of dispelled and did the little small rebuild.
Him coming, like, brought them back to relevancy.
He chose them in free agency.
We got to go beat you.
I'm going to be...
He, listen.
Some of that Hawks' fandom is getting to me right now
He said he told them in free agency
I'm like I'm growling
I think he's all intangibles
He's the demand of the house for this young team
I feel like he deserves beat here
If you listen to the way Jason Tatum talks about
His relationship with Al Horford
It's like now he's one of the most important Celtics
He said this motherfucker Tommy had to show him
More important than John Brown
Equal to John Brown I think
Or he's up there
Yeah I think they're both equally integral
to last year championship team
You can't do without either of them.
Last but not least, save the fun one for last.
Where do we go with Jason Tatum?
Best player on the championship team,
first team all NBA multiple years,
drafted by the team,
gotten better year by year with the team,
took them to a championship as a best player.
He belongs in a tier.
He's on the podium.
He's on podium?
He's top three.
He's S.
He's S?
I think Jason Tatum.
I understand.
Now listen, I've been weighing the final.
No, Donovan said Jason Tatum is the biggest hater in the world?
I've been saying that the finals MVP matters.
I understand that Jason Tatum doesn't have that.
But for somebody who is homegrown, won a championship with them,
as consistent as he as can be, he plays all the time.
He has mad first team all NBA.
Yeah, well, am I being trolled?
I don't even disagree.
He's real.
Holy fuck.
You are such an outrageous Jason Tatum hater that I wouldn't even argue with you.
If you want to give him S, this is a.
this is the point of development for you
that I'm willing to just let you have this
because it's so
you changed you've changed
you thought a positive thought
you got to respect
you got to respect him man
you really do
his body
I don't know
oh my god
congratulations
we thought we never see it
clapped up for character development
clap it up for respecting the anomaly
okay
that's crazy
listen I mean sure
fuck it
fuck it
If you want to give him that credit, I'll give him that credit.
I think there's a world in which Jason Tatum ends up a top 40 player of all time.
If he keeps rack with the accolades like he has, that's within reach.
He might get multiple chips.
Might play his whole goddamn career there, give them 10 years of excellency, just being
rock steady, being the guy that defines this era.
He defines his era more than Kevin Garnett did.
Well, Kevin Garnett's a way better player.
Wasn't drafted there.
It didn't stay quite as long.
So if you want to offset that and say Jason Tatum is that much more integral to the history of the Boston Celtics.
Yeah.
Sure.
You guys would have been left for dead if he didn't come out the way he did.
Exactly.
And because even after KG's chip, there's still, again, 16 years where you're not getting a title.
Jason Tatum is one of the biggest reasons why they have that.
And for the Celtics, everything is defined by championships.
Like how, one, can you get a championship and then how many can you get?
Jason Tatum is in prime position to do.
both of those for multiple years, he has to be S-tiered.
He has to be one of, he legit has to be thought of as one of the best outtics of all
time.
Ooh.
Look at that.
Don't ever call us Tadem haters.
I think someone called us the Tatum hate 3.
I saw that comments a lot.
Which is funny.
Don't ever call us that again because the biggest one up here.
That's kind of hard though.
I'm not going to like.
I'm just kidding.
Now mind you, if Tatum comes out here and shoots 10 to 26, I will be back.
But for now, we're respecting the anomaly.
Okay, and there we are
This is our full Celtics tier list
I like it
It's actually not bad
I hate that Isaiah Thomas is there
But what do you expect man
Those two years are special man
He was a two-time all-star
Everybody above him has chips
Everybody above him has chips
So
So it's the Celtics
There's so many chips to go around
He can't have one
Exactly
He couldn't get around a single one of those
Bro
His teammates were Avery Bradley
And Jay Carter was his third
You spoke very highly about
Avery Bradley in the past
Jay Crowder was the third best player on the on the
Understand that Bossman 99 is
Al Horford's on the team by the way
Exactly
Different Al Horford
Oh way better Al Horford what do you mean
He was a star still
Yeah but also LeBron was in that conference
And he wasn't also sharing a conference with Prime John Wall
He knocked those guys off
Prime John Wall
Yeah all right
Shout out to 1617
They're like here
Fuck it
Type
Type
next thing we're going to do.
I'm going to show you two NBA player stat lines from this season.
You have to blindly tell me which one is a better player.
Just off of their stat lines from this year, who you think is a better player.
Making assumptions.
Okay, let's do it.
I have a feeling you guys would do poorly on this.
I don't trust you guys.
No, I guarantee I know every single stat.
I'm really not.
You guys, we'll see.
First up, player A or player B?
Player A is a higher volume score.
Player B is more efficient.
Okay.
So player a has 24 points, five boards, five assists, or six boards, five assists.
A steal, 30% three points, it was kind of nasty.
Don't care.
Don't care, boy, you get buckets?
Don't care.
He gets buckets.
Listen, the play gets more assists.
Exactly.
It's still playmaking, five, you know, five, six rebounds.
Listen, player A doesn't look that bad.
Player B shoots 41% from three, 59% true shooting.
Meticulous buckets.
Yeah.
That's true.
However,
I think play...
Ah, man.
However, if you're shooting 41% from three, shout out to you.
But only 22 points for game, I need you to shoot even more.
You're kidding.
I'm going to play a.
Strictly off a points?
I'm going to play.
I mean, the rebounds are comparable.
The rebounds and steals are comparable.
Player A has more assists.
And the two shootings are like, they're close enough to where it's like...
Wait.
Is player B Austin Reeves or some shit?
Player B is Kowai's.
Leonard and player A is Franz Wagner
Yeah man
Kill him with hammers
Frans over Kauai
I knew I shouldn't have listened to you man
I mean Kauai didn't play for like half the year
Shit kill him with that damn
He didn't play for like half the year
God damn
Someone shoot that guy by elephants
Fuck
They both they both miss like
Half the year
Jumped by chimpanzees get out of my face
The Inglories bastards meme
Shoot that guy
Yeah, man, listen, man, Franz Wagner's stat line was, he put up some numbers.
There was a time, listen, there was a time this season where we were like, hey, he's hooping.
He's out here.
And then guess what?
Hey, that 30% from three is loud.
I'll say that.
Very loud, but okay.
Man, it's high.
Okay.
Player A or player B, both around the same scoring levels.
One is a lot more efficient.
Who are we going with?
Why in this case will we not go with player B?
Are we being set up?
Is there defense that we're not being?
I mean, you know, defense can't be accounted for in these steps of stats.
That's what I'm saying, but everything, like, if you are really tripping off the 0.8 points per game.
Hey, you say buckets matter.
You might be.
That's about a bucket again.
Point eight?
That's half a bucket.
Yeah.
Player B shoots better all around.
And why are we not taking player?
It looks like the better playmaker too.
Why are we not going to lean towards player B.
You really know sort of lines.
It's clear as day, right?
Again, I told you we're being set up, but reveal it.
Player B is Austin Reeves.
Yeah.
Player A is Jalen Green.
There we go.
Easy, easy.
Yeah, we got that.
One of the best shooting guards in the NBA.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
And Jim and Green.
We're pushing your agenda forward.
I get it.
I know.
Let's just keep you short.
All I'm doing is presenting information.
Next slide.
All I do is present the facts.
Player A or player B.
Both 24 point per game scores, both the same true shooting.
Who is a better player?
Listen, you said that 30% from 3 is loud.
28% is obnoxiously loud.
We'll go with player A.
Squames.
28 from 3.
20 from 3 is disgusting.
Who the hell is this?
There's two players
putting up in numbers?
Listen, 30, that's the limit.
I can't see a 2 next to your 3-point shooting.
One of them's A.D.
Very similar numbers.
Player B is A.D.
Player A is Victor Wemianama.
Hey, listen.
Agendas are being pushed.
He's disgusting.
Agendas are being put.
Oh, my gosh.
The 3.8 blocks gave it away immediately.
That was clearly Wemby.
Who else in NBA history can get 3.8 blocks and 35% from 3?
Nobody.
Nobody.
okay that was fair it's not that crazy at this point if you want to say especially i mean 80 also
got injured listen we're going to get that dvtie cleared up we're coming for the league
we're coming for the league don't this is next up player a or player b
oh man player b is a better playmaker a little more efficient only 14.6 points per game you know
good shooter but not a volume 14 8 and 7 they'd be doing everything oh yeah eight rebounds
i didn't realize that everything they should better they shoot better from 3 have a higher
two shooting,
Steels I.
He stuffs the stat sheet.
Yeah.
Dude, everywhere.
Damn.
I guess we just have to go
with Player B.
Player B is obviously
the better player.
Versatile.
All right, Donovan,
I guess, take the cake home from me.
Leave me to the Promise land.
Player B is Josh Gideon.
Player A is Paul George.
Listen, this year,
that is correct.
Listen,
the ball's going to get max contract.
Which one would you rather give it to?
This is trash versus garbage again.
Oh, man.
It's rough.
I guess you were right, though.
I was right.
This,
this season yeah this year i guess so who's a better asset josh giddy or paul george is podcast p channel
a part of the deal nope he's not even doing anymore you're right yeah josh giddy damn damn damn damn
how the muddy you're falling next up who was a better player here yes oh i don't don't say nothing
25 verse 18 i don't care give me the points give me the buckets oh my god he's so that was a crazy laugh
by the way.
You're so nasty.
I don't care.
He said I don't even care
about 54% true shooting
in the 62.
Shut up nerd.
I'll take care
by 9.2 assist the game.
I don't care.
Give me Tyrese halliburn
over K. Cade Cunningham.
Oh, that's Lamello.
Oh, yeah.
Lamello ball player.
Yeah, you're disgusting.
That's his brain right there.
I'm getting highlights off, man.
Give me Tyrese.
Yeah, I don't care.
Oh, man.
You know you don't.
Tyrese is so much.
better.
Next up, which player is better?
Let's see.
28.
Two high volume scores, both a little bit above average,
true shooting percentage, both some good passers.
37 from, 37% from three.
Pretty solid.
Pretty solid.
28 and 6.
I think I'm going to go with a 28 and near 8 assists.
I think I'm going to go towards.
With a better three point percentage.
Yeah.
And more steals.
I'm not
I'm really not tripping off of
Is that a gold comb?
It's fake
I'm not yeah
I'm not tripping off of 0.5 rebounds
a game
I think I'm gonna go to
One of them is Luke you know that
Is one of them Luca and LeBron?
No it's not around
LeBron I was 24 this year
You guys on player B
Oh true you're right
Yeah player B
Is Luca Dantius player A is Jason Tatum
Some might say it's Jason Tettin's best year of his career
And Luca Dantran's worst year of his career
yeah just eat
again these don't take into account
defense oh they don't want to hear that you pick luke already
next one
player a versus player b
40% from the field
from three
sharpshooter
does that move
it moves me a lot
okay 62% true shooting
nine assists on the other side
efficient crazy
this is insane
26 and 9
36% engine
from the three point line two
okay
said engine.
Is that I missed a beard?
No.
No, I can't be missed.
There's a lot of engines
in the goddamn league these days.
It's not.
I, though,
40% from 3 and 62%
true shooting
moves me a lot, though.
Moves me a lot.
It's extremely efficient.
Yeah, with 6 assists.
I'm only towards Player A.
I feel confident with him.
You've trusted me
throughout this process.
I'm going to trust you.
We'll take Player A.
Oh, you pick Steph Curry
over Kay Cunningham.
This is what we do, man.
This is what we do.
That was
close though
fuck kate i do that every year in my life
by the way
okay
and that's the end of that
i think you guys
got a decent percentage
I think we did
I started a dilemma
a ball pick was bullshit
as soon as you saw
as soon as all those numbers
I was like
come on
friend
the ball pick
was bullshit
come on man
the next thing we're going to do
last week
or a week before
we did um
the most disappointing
player in the NBA
at every position and we went through
we talked about the guys
who we expected more from
that disappointed us a little bit
point guard through center
let's do the opposite
let's show love
who is the player at every position
that was better than you thought
who was surprisingly good
this season
point guard through center
all right
who jumps to your mind first
okay surprisingly good
point guard through center
I will say
small forward
get that out the way
Denny of Diaz
dude that's exactly what I wrote down
is 100% Denny
without a doubt
I didn't think he was
to be one of the best drivers in the NBA just immediately.
Yeah.
Okay.
At the five, we got to go Zubach.
Zubach, precisely.
We got to go Zubach.
One of the top five center in the NBA, after being a role player for his whole career,
he probably should have got more buzz for most improved player.
Honestly, if that was your pick, I would have been like, all right, you got it.
And it would have been 100% deserved.
Best defensive rebounder in the NBA, great post score, great rim protector.
Cool the way.
You, ha, ha, ha, ha.
He was on your team.
Trade him from Mike New Scholar.
Fuck you, Magic Johnson.
and point guard to me is quite easy
Austin Reese
No I've been done he's a bucket
Ty Jerome
I did not expect him to be the best
Bench point guard in the NBA this year
Yeah
Ty Jerome comes into games
And just flips it on his head
And it doesn't
I'm not going to say it doesn't matter
But even if Darry's Garland is having a bad game
You got insurance
D Mitch having a bad game
Insurance he's all state
You're in good hands with Ty Jerome
He's used better from Florida range
he does from the rim
Just a crazy shot making season
That's touch
Tide Jerome just has like a classic game
I feel like when I watch Tide Jerome
Makes no sense
But I see a lot of Adam Sandler in this game
Bro you ever seen Adam Seller
What the fuck are you talking about?
Brother he's a real bucket
Adam Sandler
Yeah
Out of my face
West 4th
Tripping right
Power forward
My thought was Jdub
Just because this guy played
God damn center
When Isaiah Hardenstein and Chet were hurt
He became one of the best defenders
In the NBA
I always knew who's good offensively
I didn't think you could do that
We can go Jadam
I was thinking
Jabari Smith Jr.
Okay
For how like
Good defensive season
Yeah for how important
he was to
To Eucin's defense
We personally
I would lean towards
Jalen Johnson
2010 and 5
We've been saying
That he's about to
George Samp numbers
We've been saying
Oh yeah
Next year is the year
That Jalen Johnson
is going to be like
Very integral to the Hawks
Shoot that guy
Shoot that guy
With him
Cool
So who would want to file
Any other names?
at the four
now I'm good with Archie
you're out
so who we're going
with J-dub or
J-Dub is fine
his defensive leave
fucking stupid
he makes no sense
he makes no sense
he's like
he like could be
in most improved talks
off with defense
which never gets
shine in the award
it's an offensive award
but he's the most
approved defender
actually shooting guard
do you want to go
Dyson Daniels
is that the most
improved defender
in the league
he
improved defender
I don't know
he genuinely improved
all around
Yeah, I will go turns Dyson Daniels.
Or I also wrote down Jared McCain.
Because for those 20 games, he was rookie the year.
I didn't expect a late teens pick to be the rookie of the year.
He was way better than I thought he'd be immediately.
Okay.
I would say that.
We could also go.
You mean, Tyler Hero.
He had like an All-Star.
Sure.
Yeah, I guess we could go Tyler.
He was there.
He got a little bit better than what we expected and, like, got into the All-Star game.
But we could put Tray Murphy on that list as well.
We've been saying.
no we knew if he got the usage he could put up numbers like that okay so Dyson Daniels or
Jerry McCain I'm leaning towards Dyson Daniels a surprise fucking surprise yeah give me the
defensive player of the year over here bitch yeah we'll go Dyson there we go we go let me
give the hawk something there's nothing else going for him in his life
assist leader and steal leader oh thank God stamp that 10 seed
okay so that's the end of that next thing we're going to do
let's talk about Kevin Durant
I think there's been so much reporting
around this whole Phoenix Sun saga
at this point we know they're going nowhere fast
and it's seemingly guaranteed Kevin
Kevin Graham will be traded this summer
it seems like it's a guarantee Sean supported it
but the day the season ended he was like they're going to find a trade partner
for this guy the day of the season ended it's hilarious
he wasted no time so shameless so what we're going to do is
We're going to look ahead to the offseason while the playoffs start.
Let's talk.
I'm going to name you some NBA teams.
You let me know from 1 to 10 how much you'd want to see them trade for Kevin Durant.
Let's do it.
How good of a fit is it?
How good is it fit asset-wise, timeline-wise, who they have on the roster right now, everything like that.
One to 10.
Okay.
First off, the Dallas Mavericks.
Zero out of 10.
I don't want Nico Harrison to have anything good happen to that organization.
You shouldn't be allowed to make trades anymore.
We should bar them.
Yeah, I think it's- We should tear if Nico Harrison.
It's also a zero good because according to Nico Harrison,
defense wins championships.
And Kevin Ryan is just too much of a bucky getter for Nico Harrison, right?
I don't think there's enough defense for Nico Harrison to say,
yeah, this is a championship.
And yeah, it's not even like that Katie's a bad defender.
It's that he's too good offensively, and clearly that's not Nico Harrison's type.
He wants to get it out the mud.
Not much mud to go around when you got Katie.
Yeah, so I'm, we'll go zero out of ten.
Zero out of ten, keep him far away from Dallas.
The Denver Nuggets.
Who are you giving up?
is the big question.
Michael Porter Jr.
And whatever else they want.
It can be MPJ.
I'm looking to give them.
They did something.
They fired their head coach.
I think they might lose in the first round.
We'll see if they go outside in the playoffs again,
they got to mix something up.
Kevin Durant feels like their version of the Damien Louis trade.
And you know what?
I'm okay with that.
The more that you can say we have Yokic.
And as much of a playoff riser as Jamal Murray has been,
if you can get some more buffer in between there,
in between Yokic and Jamal Murray,
yes, I'll take Kevin Durant.
I'll go like a.
six because I don't I think that they might have to give up a little bit too much and you're
going to be relying even more on that bench which hasn't really been reliable the only thing that
scares me is Katie's injury history when it comes to this outside of that basketball reasons
I don't give him flying fuck give me the best player in the wrong in the world alongside katie
in a heartbeat I'm reading this like a nine that'd be such a good fit do be disgusting
fuck tomorrow Murray like I would want to I would be so eager to trade tomorrow
Murray after I get someone like Katie on my team your service now you do you have to have a
point out but yeah I don't know about eager but yeah you could if you had to trade your
mom or you could live with it maybe well I don't know we're a full-time starter oh good
all right never mind never mind never mind the Minnesota Timberwolves please they need this is what
I want bro this is why they traded for car Anthony towns I got I got a theory for you I got a theory for
you during during team USA over the past summer of course he was with Katie on all the
boys.
A lot of things happened during that time.
There's a lot of camaraderie building.
Do you really think Anthony Edwards would go to his front office?
He'd be like, yo, bro, I got something for you.
Katie said he want to be on my team next after Phoenix implodes.
Mind you, Devin Booker was also there in the room.
And Katie was like, yes, I will request to trade and make it happen.
And this is why they traded for Carl Anthony Towns.
I traded away Carley Towns.
I give this a 10 out of 10.
I need to see it.
I love this.
Yeah, I'm going 10 out of 10 out of fit.
I don't know if your theory is correct.
However, I would like to believe it, so I will.
But yeah, I'm going to know it.
It would be a perfect fit.
Yeah.
Kevin Rand just watches his best shooting guard in the league get laughed by this best shooting guard in the league.
Jump ship again.
Makes sense.
It fits everybody's motives.
I would love to see it.
The basketball fit would be delicious.
It would be amazing.
Yeah.
He said, when he watches, wow.
It would be a great fit.
Listen, Julius Randall, get ready to speak Arizona after you often.
You and Devin Bowman.
are going to go crazy next year.
Oh, man.
Damn, Devin.
He's so in the blender.
Devin, Bradley, Bill, Julius Randall,
we're running it up, getting 42 wins.
I don't even know if that's possible.
We're going to make it happen
with their fourth head coach in three years.
Oh, that's so disgusting.
The Los Angeles Lakers.
Stop that, man.
Stop it.
This is Tom Foolery.
This is the greed that they talk about in the Bible.
Exactly.
You just got Luca.
I don't even want this.
Why are you yelling at me?
Why are you yelling at me?
I didn't even say I want him.
You clearly want this.
I don't want this at all.
Zero out of ten.
I don't even want to see it.
Please get it off from my screen.
What would you even trade for?
LeBron,
everything besides the top three guys.
Get the fuck on.
This is the issue.
Everything besides the top three guys.
What the fuck do you expect?
What's trade?
LeBron?
He said,
do you think that Rui and a pig
is going to get you Katie?
I don't want Kevin Durant.
You probably think Gabe Vincent and pig in him, Katie.
Why am I being a fat?
I don't want Kevin Durrance.
The Pacers.
Do you want to see Katie play with Halliburton?
This would be fun.
I think it will leave them to, again, nowhere.
But they'll be taken more seriously as a team.
I'll say for sure.
It's like, some more tickets.
Yeah, exactly.
You do, listen, you do have to respect this team.
They would get to 53 wins.
However.
They might get 60 with Katie.
60 wins.
Calm to fuck down.
Calm down.
I don't know what this thing is.
60 wins.
I have to think about what the scene has to give up, though.
You need to relax.
What do they give up for Katie?
The whole young core, Pascal Ciacom.
Damn, if Pascal's gone, never mind.
I mean, that's what it would take.
60 wins is ridiculous.
No, they get like 5, 52, 53, but...
I don't know, man.
Listen, they can steal that three seed.
Still that three seed, out of east?
I don't want to see this, though.
Just imagine Tyre's Halliborne running up the court, looking around, throwing his fake-ass, no-look passes to Kevin Durant.
It would be beautiful.
Yeah, that would be great.
8 out of 10.
I would love to see this.
Zero out of 10.
Damn.
I'll go four.
I don't know what you're going to have to.
I think to, if you just put KD on this team without having to give up Pascal, that would be good.
Just replace Seacom with Kevin Durant.
You're a better team.
Next, next, next slide.
The Memphis Grizzlies.
Do you want to see Kevin Durant and Jaron Jackson as a forward duo?
He is everything that this team needs.
You think.
You think the last couple teams KD has been on have imploded.
That's not on.
KD. This team has already imploded.
So we're past that step.
Bradley Bill is going to get KD.
He's just in there just trying to hoop.
You fooled me.
That's all he wants. I would love this.
Bradley Bill, not walking through those doors.
Matt Isbiel, not walking through those doors.
James Jones, not walking through those doors.
It would go better here.
This is the young team that needs him.
It would be a perfect fit.
Your team would be huge.
It would be long.
It would be lengthy.
It would be everything that's good.
Would he vibe with John?
Could he calm down, John?
Calm down.
No.
Is he going to provide good mentorship to Jop?
No.
But they did 5.
I didn't even to put his arm around,
John.
Come in, young, fuck.
No.
I think that's the last thing
Kevin Aaron wants to do.
But I think it would work well on court.
Just imagine the length
if you had Edie,
Jaron,
and Kevin Durant,
3 through 5.
Or all you can think about
his length.
That's so crazy.
They're just lobboxing.
I just imagine that.
It'd be crazy.
A little key.
It's not my favorite destination for one.
What do they give up?
What do they give up?
Salary and...
Desmond Bain?
Yeah, I think Desmond Bain probably has to be the salary.
Dissom Bain's a hooper, though.
Oh shit, my mic's on the follow up?
Yeah, it'd be Desmond Bain and then young players like G.G. Jackson.
Okay.
And picks, you know, they have some picks to trade.
Yeah, I just realized the KD trade package is going to be pretty weak.
This should be a strong one, though.
It would be one of the skinniest teams in the league.
Without Desmond Bain, I don't, I don't know.
It losing a lot of swollenness.
You are.
They have to get into the weight room
It don't matter bro
Start drinking that mass gainer
The amount of aura that this team would just be farming
It's insane
Imagine seeing KD do the grenades
Celebration, bro
Oh
Okay
Oh easy money sniper
They would get on the ground
Oh shit
Hey
Hey
Yeah
Perfect
He might give Josh
Matt happens
Adam silver might call helicopters in the arena
bro for that one
The Miami
Heat stop it
Hell no
They don't deserve anything good
Bro
They don't deserve anything good
You don't want to see them
Save this organization
He would not save it
Damn
He would not save it
This team
What?
They are the 10 seed
Welcome to the 9 seed
Damn
This is ruined basketball
Ruin basketball
I'm lying
I just don't want anything
Happened
It's so crazy that the
Dude they're starting
Alec Berks in 2020
Like it's wild
Don't talk crazy
about Alec Berks
Like he ain't saved
Yo ass plenty of times before
He was hoping
He was hoopin
He was hoopin
I will not tell you
Key word. What's the key word?
Once. Thank you.
The Houston Rockets, the one everybody wants to see him go to,
do you guys like this destination?
No, because it will make them too good.
Kevin Durant is exactly what they need.
All year we've just been talking about.
Listen, they don't have anybody who can go get you a bucket,
right?
When it's crunch time, who are you going to throw the ball to?
Kevin Durant solves that problem effortless.
I think Kevin Durant invented late game buckets.
That's all he wants.
If you're telling me that you can upgrade from Fred Van Bleet,
step back threes to win a game to Kevin Durant,
hezzy, hesy, tween, pull up jumpers?
Oh my goodness.
What's the package?
Well, Jalen Green's for sure, like, he's so gone.
Yeah, you're out of here, you good.
Jalen Green, Cam Wittmore, two first-round picks.
What if they ask for him in back?
Because obviously, they'll fuck yourself, Phoenix.
Get out of my goddamn face.
That's not happening.
It's not.
Wow.
I'm almost like mad at, mad at James Jones because you put that idea in my head.
Like the audacity is crazy
And whatever it takes
Whatever it takes outside of a men
Okay
They wait don't they
Who has the Phoenix Suns pick right now?
Is it them?
I don't even know
But you know what I do know
You might have those sons pick
They'd be getting
All I know
All I know is that Kevin Durant would fit here
Perfectly
I'm going 10 out of 10
And Houston has all the pieces
To go make a trade
And still have a very deep
And well-balanced team
Okay
There we go
The Detroit Pistons
This would be crazy
This would be crazy
K-Kaham and KD
It's a lot of aura
They've understand
It's a deadly one two fun
Shout out to Detroit
Right
They've played well
You're still relying on
Malik Beasley
And Tim Hardaway Jr.
And Tobias Harris
Imagine going from those three
To Kevin Durant
10 out of 10
See he said this
But also
Can you imagine going
From Devin Booker
Bradley Beal to Kevin Durant
Is he going to leave an impact like that for real?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
I'm lying.
I want to see it happen 10 out of 10 times.
You have that defensive infrastructure with some good wings.
Maybe Ron Holman.
Maybe Ron Hall would be in the trade.
But you have a SAR Thompson to give you some athleticism there next to Kevin Durant.
It's getting a little older.
You got an athletic big and Jalen Duren, the playmaker and Kay Cunningham.
You kind of fit every single archetype box you want to see next to a score like KD.
This is what I need.
This is what I need.
10.
10.
Yeah, really the scoring duties off a Cade, easy time.
Listen, Jaden Ivy, you're going to love it playing next to Devin Booker.
Yeah.
It's going to be great.
Hey, man.
Scottsdale's low-key lips.
I forgot JD and Ivy existed, man.
That's so crazy.
Let's think they make the finals.
Start playing that golf out there in Phoenix.
The Boston Celtics.
Man.
Hell no.
You don't want to see them trade Drew Holiday and KP for...
Apparently, they almost made this happen a couple years ago.
It could be on the table.
You know, the luxury tax bill is getting hired.
You could shed KP salary, shed Drew Holiday, bringing Kevin Durant.
Why would I want to see the bad guys get better?
I don't know, you said, you've been talking about how Kevin Durant doesn't get it done anymore,
and maybe that's a way to sabotage him.
From the inside out, that's crazy.
Ruin their death?
Yo, you're cooking.
What?
This is a different type of evil way.
Kind of like that.
Even then, the potential's too much.
I can't stand it.
Zero to Tateum, Jailen Brown, Kevin around would be the greatest wing trio.
The NBA has ever seen and ever will see.
You think, Joe Mazzulah, though.
He'd be like, yo, coached by Joe Mazzulah, you're tripping.
Yeah, he would hate him, bro.
Which mean I'm going to die after I'm like, bro, it's just a wall.
Yeah, exactly.
Oh my God.
God damn.
Joe Mazzua was like punching bricks after a loss.
He might like that though.
He might like that.
Katie was crying over how much he loves basketball.
I think he would respect that much intensity from Joe Mazzula.
Yeah, but like Katie loves basketball.
Joe Mazzula loves the sweet pain of loss.
Yeah, he's like tormented.
He loves the super too.
Yeah, Joe Mazzula loves like the sweet release of death.
He likes to like microzula.
overdose that every loss.
Yeah, bro.
It's a little bit different.
I mean, they can both microdose
and then, you know, they'll be fine.
I'm good.
That's the end of that.
Last thing we got today,
this is a fun one.
I'm going to name an NBA lineup today,
a current team,
and I'm going to name a past player
that used to play for this team.
You let me know if that player
could start on the team today.
Okay.
If they came back to their previous team.
First off,
could 2012 Rajan Rondo
start on today's Celtics?
Did 22 of Rondon Rondo?
shoot 38% from 3.
I fucking doubt it.
So he cannot start on this team.
All they care about is volume 3 points.
He can't do it.
But, I mean,
that shit wouldn't make sense for him to start here.
So because he relieves all the playmaking duties.
Do they want to play like that?
I don't know.
But it wouldn't hurt the.
He can't shoot.
You're not starting.
If KP is here.
You could be on the team.
You can't start.
It's not a Joe Missoula player.
It's not.
Are you sure?
Someone like Rondo isn't a Joe Mzula player?
Well, mentally,
they're on a.
I'm not saying wavelength, but I think Jim was a little loves that five-out spacing.
That would be in a locker room head, but each other's.
I just imagined it.
I'm saying no.
Keep starting Derek White?
Yeah.
I'll start Derek White wouldn't be the one to go.
They wanted to be a champion.
They wanted to be a champion.
If already, why messed it up?
I'm starting Derek White.
Okay.
2015 Kevin Love on the Cavs.
Listen.
This is basically like.
Your spacing fix.
Dylan Winler on steroids.
That is ridiculous.
What the fuck?
Am I wrong?
This is a star
So you're swapping out
Jared Allen
Yeah
For Kevin Love
Put Mobley at the five
Yeah maybe
Maybe you want to go away
From the two non-shooters thing
Well no give me the defense
Give me the defense
Yeah it's too much
It's too many liabilities
If you have
We have Garland
Mitchell
Two small guards
With Drews right there
And Kevin Love
Every Moble is fighting for his life
Oh yeah true too
He's gonna win
He's gonna wait DPOI
If he keeps some top 10 defense
Kevin Love
I love his game
One of the greatest
Cats of all time
But he got to go
Damn
That's for sure you're gonna pick him
2011 Amari Stoddemeier on today's Knicks
You
You don't want to pair
A rim roller like that next to cat
No
It'll be fun offensively
You don't want to replace Josh Hart with Amari
I don't think you understand
Okay
Josh Hart after last year
deserves a lifetime contract
I never ever want this man to leave my team
He's not going anywhere
Okay
Hey, okay.
It's not happening.
Fair enough.
So don't ask.
All right.
Don't bring it up ever again.
All right.
Just a TikTok.
Shit.
2015 JJ Reddick on the Clippers.
This is,
I love this pick, bro.
Dangerous white man here.
Definitely.
So would you bench Norman Powell?
At his peak,
he was an 18 point per game score, bro.
Norman Powell was playing at like all-side levels early.
He was getting better.
I don't know if you can bench Norman Powell.
I don't know if you can bench Norman Powell.
Fuck.
Now, I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I think JJ's, his ability to play offball and just run around, right?
With James Harden being the orchestrator, yeah, I like that.
But you lose a sense of creation, though.
You're playing James Harden basketball.
Kauai's back.
He got plenty of creation.
Hey, I'm not going to argue against JJ Redick, bro.
That's a fun one.
Who's better?
J.G. Reddick or Norm Powell?
I think he would admittedly say, yeah, Nome Powell got it on this one.
Do you think so?
Yeah, simply because of the creation.
I've seen Norm Powell be able to get some shit off on his own
He's a sniper though
He is a sniper but so is Norm Pai soon like
He's fucking flamethrower this year
I need I need somebody to ask JJ Redding
Right now if he would start on the clippers
I'm going I'm going with JJ Redding
That's what I'm going with
I think I really do think that his movement
When you have Kauai and you have James Hardin
Yeah
You already know what's about to happen
Because Kauai isn't crazy off ball
James Hardin you know it's not crazy off ball
You need somebody
who can be out there running around
getting helic cardio
and catching the ball
off screens and stuff
I'm going with JJ
Obviously JJ is a better shooter
Okay
It's one of the rates of all time
I can't be mad at that
But this dude normal power
I was seen 42% from three
On like seven attempts
He's also a great shooter
Got a great year
It's tough
Derek Fisher on the Lakers
Is Derek Fisher
Bringing them jerseys back
Is he 6-4
Incorrect
Is he bringing them
jerseys back with him
Nope
Can't play
No
I'm sorry
You're not allowed in the facility, buddy
Get out of here
Your wristband
Expired don't work
Damn no respect for one of the greatest
Lakers role players of all time
Nah
Sorry buddy
He's not
He listen
Can he be on the team
Yes he can
You can have Gabe Vince a spot in a heartbeat
Absolutely
He for sure can do that
However
He's not a big
Can he
Gabe Ben
Hey
Hey there fish is clutch
he is he's clutch
that's what I'm saying
he could be on the team
I don't think he can start though
okay
let's see not gonna
yeah you're not gonna bench
Oster Reeves for him
so you're not gonna bench
the best white boy in the game
so
2010
Andrew Bogget on the bucks
they need anybody
yes
oh my god
so you'd rather have
his low post scoring
his defense
than Brooke Lopez is pacing
why I got a pick
why I got a big
you put the opposite to the three
yep
he's big
kick
Cousma out of here, have three big.
I'm putting Yannis at the three,
Brooke Lopez at the four,
Bogot at the five.
We're keeping Torian Prince at the two.
You keeping Torian?
That is the slowest footspeed two of all time.
That's even so slow.
We're going to hold hands and you're not going to hold hands.
We're in the Amina zone.
You saw what's saying,
Guna and Steve Adams are doing?
We're doing that.
Exactly.
Andrew Boggart,
you're ready to speak offensive rebound.
I love that game.
Keep him.
Him and Yonis is interesting.
Probably wouldn't be very good.
Pre-injury, Andrew Boggett, yeah.
Great, the defense would be crazy.
Disgusting.
2009, Shack, on the Sons.
Yes, he could start over Nick Richards.
Yes, absolutely.
No disrespect.
But, like, come on.
What you mean?
No disrespect.
I could say anybody, and we would have put them on the Sons.
The Sons can need all the help they can get.
Even an old Shack would do.
And this is the last version of Shack.
That was, like, semi-decent.
Yeah, he was actually 18 points per game.
My brother, show me Milos, Teletovitch.
I'm taking Miro.
as well, bro.
Sorry.
Bro, this says
all the help they can get.
You show me Tyler Eulis,
he could start.
All right.
2018,
Karee on the Celtics today.
Do you want that scoring punch
or the defense all around?
2018 Kari was
not one of the best versions of Kairi.
I think that was,
yes it was.
He was defending,
he was passing.
That's the most all-around version of Kairi.
Cover of 2K,
Kyrie Irving?
I'm getting to confuse
of 2017,
Kairi.
Whoopsies.
Either way.
2017,
he was a monster.
Seltis Kairi was good.
That was the best passing
he's ever had by far.
Brad Stevens had him defending.
But is it
one too many pieces
to mess up a good formula?
I mean, we saw that before.
It was one too many.
We saw him with these two wings
that were a little bit younger.
But the type of defense
that Derek White playing
is different.
It's a sacrilegious
to pick Derek White over Kari.
First of all,
I've been trying to tell you all about,
I've been trying to tell you
about Derek White
over Kyrie Irvin
for months now.
years even.
So you're going to stand on it?
2018, Kyrie Irvin, and he'll say this himself.
Mentally wasn't in the space to be, you know, Mr. Team Forward, Mr. Rara.
No, you're going to mess up a good thing.
He can't start here.
You want a championship.
You can't go home, but you can't be here.
You're going to look the camera in the eye and say you're picking Derek White up
of Carriven.
I've done it before and I do it again.
Give me Derek White.
You're disgusting.
Jeremy Lynn, but Lynn sanity, Jeremy Lynn on the Knicks.
So you get two Jalen Brunson's?
Who's he starting over?
Don't you ever disrespect Jalen Brunson like that?
No!
But his insanity, Jeremy Lynn, for those two weeks.
Yeah.
Those two weeks are crazy.
You want to bench Josh Hart for him?
What did I tell you early about Josh Hart?
Like, he's not going anywhere.
This man would take a bullet for Josh Hart.
I'm convinced.
Don't stop it.
Stop it.
Don't disrespect Jaylon.
He's not starting.
Jeremy Lynn is not starting over Jaylon.
It's not going to happen.
No one said Jalen Brunson.
Over who?
Josh, no, it's not going to happen.
McHall Bridges.
No.
That's the last one.
That's the last one.
And that's the end of this episode.
People are still here, comment,
Donovan would take a bullet for Josh Hart.
And comment would you take a bullet for Josh Hart?
Do you love Josh Hart like that?
I would.
And with that being said, we'll see you all next week as we continue.
What should be a crazy season of NBA playoff coverage.
Shout out to the roommates.
Damn.
Storick stuff.
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