The Deep 3 Podcast - 1 Take Every NBA Fan Needs To Hear About Their Team | Ep. 110
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So I heard that you guys are going to go ahead and put in Zachary Riesis to say for your rookie of the year pick.
Number one, I love that for y'all.
See, this is why we don't let you start this.
This is what?
This is why.
Could you come on here and you start the podcast with nonsense?
I'm not lying, bro.
I'm not lying.
One between the legs passed and you're ready to Hall of Fame.
I'm unbelievable.
Oh, my goodness.
We're here.
I never not believed you, Riza.
We're here.
We tell Mo, go ahead.
Start the episode.
Give us a cold open.
He comes out with nonsense.
Straight propaganda.
Welcome back to another episode.
As you guys see about the title, today we're continuing our NBA season preview, you know, portion of the season.
Where we have four episodes leading up to the season.
We're really going to go over the landscape of the league and preview everything.
And as you get in, see by the title, we're going to give you guys one thing about every single NBA team that we think you need to know.
And, you know, two weeks ago, we gave one big question that will define every NBA team season.
So, you know, that we talked about essentially the biggest storyline for each year.
year. It's pretty much what that comes out to for each team. This is going to be a little bit
different. This is going to be more like a very specific fun fact or a very specific team quirk
about each team. So hopefully it's intriguing deal. Corky.
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Anyway, let's talk about every single team in the NBA. We move.
quick, before we get to the episode, I got to come in to record this and tell you guys something
that we forgot to mention earlier when we recorded this episode. But on opening night of the
NBA season, we're going to be at the NBA T&T Road Show. We're going to be doing a live show
in person for you guys in Boston. It's a whole big thing with the T&T where they have a big
launch for the NBA season. That's what the road show is. And we're going to have a part of it
where it's going to be us. The NBA on TNT guys are recording their show in the same lot.
And it's a whole big festival that you guys can come up to at 4 o'clock on October 22nd.
Our show is going to start recording at 4.45.
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You guys can go there and look at everything and see the full lineup of what's going on that day.
Yeah, man.
All you got to do is be in Boston and show up.
And if you can't come, obviously we're going to upload it.
It's going to be part of that week's episode.
So no big deal.
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You won't miss anything regardless.
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crazy oh my god
i mean i don't know
don't know what to say
pray on eaters rejoice
every time we do this i typically tell you guys to start
so i'm gonna start this time one of my
yeah call the is so yeah i'm taking the fucking rains
pick something interesting
okay we're gonna start all talking about the los angeles lakers
god damn again i'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
We're going to stay
In the West Coast though
Or the Pacific Division
I want to start off
Talking about the Phoenix Suns
I have
I've been thinking a lot
About our upcoming season preview
episode
Which is next week
Be sure to tune in for that
It's gonna be a good one
Where you know
We're gonna inevitably
Rank every single team
And kind of like
predict the standings
And the Suns have given me
A lot of pause
Because over the off season
I think I kind of
Toss them to the side
And was like listen
They're running it back
They still got the same
Big Three that didn't work
Yon
and I think it's kind of been the prevailing sentiment
is kind of that they're uninteresting
and are who they are.
I no longer think that.
I'm actually quite excited about the Phoenix Suns.
Please tell me, right?
Because I understand that basketball games
have been going on for the last like two weeks.
Please tell me preseason basketball
is not moving you this much.
I wish I could tell you that, but it is.
No, not really.
I think preseason basketball is in large part of relevance.
I don't watch full.
gains most of time. But I've been watching like the first halves of a lot of these games to kind
of see what the starters look like because I think you can gain a lot play style-wise from the
preseason because these teams have just started training camp and they're implementing new
styles, especially when you have new coaches like the Phoenix Sun to do with Mike Boonholzer
and you can learn a lot about what they're going in and what they're focusing on. It kind of
tells you what they're going to be focusing on to start the season. So with that being
said, I've been watching the Phoenix Suns a lot. And my one thing that you need to know about
the Phoenix Suns is that they did not run it back. This team is entirely different. And the one big
thing is their bench is going to be a major strength of this team now. And I think last year
the bench was potentially one of the worst in the league. I know there's bench stats that kind of
tell you that. All that does is add up points per game on the bench, which I think is completely
irrelevant because maybe they had a high points for game off the bench. I don't remember. But their
bench was ass. They had no backup bigs, no backup point guards, just a bunch of backup wings
who could kind of shoot and could kind of defend. Nazir Little, all these other guys,
I'm blanking right now. A bunch of Nazir Littles were on their bench last year. And it wasn't
exciting. Now under Mike Boodenholzer, I think their bench is going to be extremely strong,
actually, and they're going to be a very good team. Because, you know, in the questions episode,
I said, what's a three point volume going to look like? That's my biggest concern. It was terrible
last year. That's been answered, I think. And through the first two preseason games, they are
getting up threes like crazy. Mike Boodenholzer has installed a lot of movement that is really
generating these threes. He's not going out to like Framing Vogo did last year and just telling them
shoot threes. He's putting in offensive systems that, you know, promote that. And with that
being the case and that no longer being concerned, you look at their bench, they have a legit
backup big now in Mason Plumley. They have another backup big in their rookie second round pick
that I think is going to surprise a lot of people. Oh, so I don't know I say his last name. I've only
read it. I haven't heard it said it out loud. I think it's Ogadooro. I don't want to butcher
that. They have two good backup bigs. They obviously have Monty Morris and the starting Ty Jones.
They have a backup point guard now. Grace and Allen's coming up the bench. They have a great
shooter off the bench. Royce O'Neill. Maybe Bowl bowl gives you interesting things.
They have the ability to employ a lot of lineups with one or two of the
their star ball handlers and always having a good big on the court always having a good
playmaker always having a good shooter next to them they're not going to have to deploy terrible
lineups anymore do you sound sound very high on the phoenix sense you know i am i still think
they might be like a 60 because the west is so crazy that's that's nice yeah no i like where
you're going i'm surprised also like a part of that bench someone who i think is going to get a lot of
playing time their rookie ryan done who's and ryan done yeah he looked good he looked good he was
smacking threes in the last season game if he smacking threes that like carry on and continuously
happens and add him to that shit pull up transition threes yeah that's that's that's that's
completely different than like than what they had off the bench last season yeah it's entirely
different like it's crazy and they were obviously a big mix back last season dealt with their
injuries but if you look at their lineup data last year with bradley beill and grace and allen on
the court while devon booker and katy are on the bench which i think would be a big like end
the first quarter type of thing for them or maybe say start the second quarter
Katie likes to play the whole first quarters so maybe they kind of in their first bench
platoon they take out Kevin Durant bring in take out Devon Booker and they bring in
Grayson Allen and keep Bradley Bill out there at the bench I think that would be the core
of their bench they had a 121 offensive rating with those with that out there which was a
plus 7.3 net rating those were a good line of last year and now you're going to have a good
big all the time now you can put Monti Morris out there as well so Bradley Bill isn't the
point guard Ryan Dunn can be the four like they have a lot to play with
with. Okay. Sounds like they have
optionality and
due to all the sets and how much
no, it's preseason. Seeing a ton of
movement does not mean too much.
But nonetheless, it is encouraging
that it is at least that conversation
has at least like entered the room.
And I believe, I thoroughly believe in a coach
like Mike Boonehoser because of his track
record.
Sounds like and it looks like
they're starting to form a whole new
identity.
Yeah, exactly. Like they were
straight up not a good deep team last year. Like I think Donovan, you'd probably say that they
were one of the least deep teams in the league last year, right?
100%. And that shouldn't be the case when you have three star ball handlers. The reason you
make a trade like that is because you could always have one of them on the court and you should
theoretically have a high ass floor because you never have to have any lineups that don't have
somebody who can create with the ball in their hands. And yet that wasn't an advantage of
theirs last year because the roster was so stupid and Frank Vogel's offense was so unimaginative.
I think both those things will be fixed now and I think you're looking at one of the deeper
teams in the league. Yeah. I think like when you look at, I think like having having depth for the
sons, there's a lot of teams that like obviously every team wants to have depth and it means a lot
to be able to play a bunch of different lineups, especially early on when you have a new coaching
and you're trying to figure stuff out. But I think also like for me, the one, you guys know me.
The one thing that I'm always looking at is like are these guys actually playing games?
And like for the sons who have, who have guys who do go in and out the lineup, being able to
have serviceable NBA players around two stars or, you know, worst case scenario around one of your
stars, that goes a long way to help you survive, you know, a 10-game span. And especially when
you talk about the Western Conference and how deep it is, that 100% like is, it's a superpower
for a lot of teams. And so if that can be a strength for the sons, then can they, can they get
up to, you know, to 55 games? Bradley B. was talking a lot of noise. And he was
like, listen, well, if I had played, you know, half the games that I missed, we would have been
the one team.
55 is ridiculous, but I know your point.
I don't, like, I don't know about that.
But he is right.
Like, yes, if Bradley Beale played in more games, they probably would have been in position
to win more games.
So they, they, even as, like, bad as they were, quote unquote, bad as they were, they
won 49 games last season.
This could sneak, you know, into the three seed with 52 games.
And it's hard to make a big jump.
Yeah.
Big jump.
It's hard to make a jump like that in the West with how competitive is and two more
teams, you know, trying to be competitive this season and trying to win.
But I do think, I am with you.
I'm not fully moved by the Sons to automatically like stamp them in into like top three
in terms of preseason.
But you, yeah, but you do see the foundation for where they're going to be at.
So shout out, shout out, bud, man.
Some of these guys just know how to come in and like make you competent.
and that's what they needed.
Yeah.
Like you said, the West is stacked.
I don't know who's going to come on top.
The top six or seven is crazy deep.
Really the top nine.
We'll get to that next week.
But a lot of it's going to be war of attrition.
Last year we saw the grizzlies drop off
because all their players fell apart.
In some part, the sun fell off
because the players fell apart.
The Kings fell off because they had injury issues.
And this team is so much more equipped
now to deal with those issues.
If Bradbiel misses games, great.
Start Grayson Allen.
If Devin Booker misses games,
start Grayson Allen.
If KD misses games,
start Royce O'Neill.
Like they have so many options
to just immediately slide guys up
and maintain competency
because you still have
two star players there.
I like them.
Now, with all that being said,
they still have one big issue.
And this big issue is literally
the biggest player on their team.
Yusuf Nurgents.
Probably one of the three
or four worst starting centers
in the entire NBA.
And...
Is he?
Yeah.
I mean, we...
Bottom half.
So bottom 10, probably, regardless.
in like, you know, the bottom 20, bottom 25 when we did our center's rankings.
Yeah, no, I get it.
He's definitely not strong suit.
So I get your point.
Yeah.
So I would feel so much better about them if the helm of their defense or just in traditional basketball conversation, the helmet of your defense lies in your center.
I'll feel so much better if he wasn't there.
And they had someone, some other like regular basic room protecting big.
But.
And I can't have everything.
Yeah.
You can't have everything.
But I think because of him, their ceiling is truly limited.
If they had another guy or if they were able to find some other random, like,
diamond in the rough through the G-League or whatever it might be.
Oh, so you couldora.
He's the diamond in the rough.
He's nice.
It looks good.
Then we'll have, I'll, like, look at them as an entirely different team because they have
someone in the paint who instills fear in Defender's Heart.
But instead, you got use of Narcich.
Okay.
Mo, who's your first team?
We're doing what we always do.
We're sharding off at a lot of time on the first team.
Let's bring us home to the second team.
What are you going with?
I just love to yap about basketball, man.
Okay, so first team that we're going to go with is the Minnesota Timberwolves.
So, when this trade happened, everyone had mixed feelings.
I think eventually you came around to it, Isaac, when you looked at the finances and all that,
and you actually thought about the basketball fit.
This team, I believe, will take, not only take another step forward defensively,
they're already, I think, the best defense in the NBA last year.
They're going to continue to hold that title.
And actually, like, Julius Randall is not as much of a cone compared to CAD at times.
But I also think now looking at it, they're probably going to take another step offensively,
even though you lose one of the more elite offensive players in the entire NBA,
centers in the entire NBA.
Now, listen, the Minnesota term rules in terms of percentage
or one of the more efficient three-point shooting teams over the last few years.
But, well, at that, they didn't take it.
I think they took like maybe 30, 31 per game last year.
They, I believe with this Dante de Ventino trade, they now have three of the best wide open three-point shooters in the NBA.
Mike Conley, well, they have three of the eight.
Mike Conley, Dante da Vincizo, and Nas Reid.
One of the bigger issues for them offensively is that, of course, they don't take enough threes, but none of the looks were generated to take threes.
meaning someone who can go ahead and penetrate inside and just draw like two, three looks
whenever you're like going downhill to the rim.
One of the only guys of that team to do that last year was Mike Conley here and there,
but mainly Anthony Edwards.
They now add another guy.
They now add another three point shooter who could get you 40% from the field from
three point line on like eight attempts per game.
Naturally, this offense has to improve with the Julius Randall there.
Now, again.
Has to improve.
Okay.
Yeah, because they're going to be more looks for a few of those guys to go ahead and get their attempts up.
Now, just because Julius Randall there do, I think that they'll magically be a better three-point shooting team.
Statistic, like percentage-wise, probably not.
But in terms of those looks being there, I think they will be because the volume will be.
Gotcha.
So you're one thing that people have to know about Timberwolves is you expect a higher three-point volume this year with Julius Randall?
Yes, which will in turn make them better offensively.
That makes sense.
They were 20th and 3 point in terms of percentage of their shots coming from 3.
Not super high.
And I know Kat is a big stretch big.
So people might think, oh, the shooting's going to be worse now because you take out the best shooter as a position in the league.
But Kat's the best shooter at his position in the league when he's playing the 5 because that's a big advantage being the 5 man.
When he's at the 4, his volume is more normal.
It's not as standout.
He's still a great shooter.
But it's not like a game-breaking thing, you know, when you're getting that next to another big.
what makes it special is when the five men on defense has to come out to him.
Exactly.
It's not as game-breaking as a four.
So you add in Julius Randos' playmaking ability.
I see your vision.
I see your vision a lot, actually.
Just a couple of years ago, the Minnesota term rules were back in 2020, 2020, 2021 when they
had Daniel Russell.
They were the number one, they were like top five, I believe, in three-pointed
attempts.
It took like 41, 42 a game.
Obviously, Rudy Gobert is not there at that time.
And your offense looks completely different like you alluded to.
And now they have someone who.
have multiple penetrators at this point in time who can just allow the defense or the offense
to have more layers to it and they're not so predictable anymore yeah yeah i saw i saw a tweet
after one of the the first preseason games where like dante had walked into into like a three
from like 25 26 feet and like a world's fan was like oh my god like have we ever had a player
who legitimate like who did this consistently and i think like his aggression
is going to be key and then like you said like anthony edwards is obviously part of part of like
his playmaking growth will come from a lot of you know driving kick and doing all that we'll see
you how big of an impact rob diddenham has because if he if he can be you know shifting enough
and get downhill our our team our team's going to have to you know be forced to collapse on
something that i think is very underrated about julius randall not appreciated enough it's not like
enough of a main selling point it's talking point for him
is his passing and just how much of an upgrade they took or how much of upgrade on that
aspect that he is compared to car anthony towns it's night and day damn near how much of a
better passer facilitator and how he drive how many looks he drives because simply he just has
a better handle he's you know more crypts to get down ill that's his game you know and i think
that will be the bit it's probably one of the bigger sell of points of like my argument in terms
the T. Wool's offense being stronger.
That makes sense, yeah.
Yeah, there's still, there's still a big part of people who still think of Julius Randall
as like 2020, 2020, 2021 Julius Randall where he's playing with like Alfred Payton and like a younger
RJ Bear who still can't shoot and like Reggie Bullock is the is the main guy.
You got Tadj Gibson running around.
It's like, who do you want him to pass it out to?
Like he's he's going to go down.
He's going to get doubled.
He's going to take and make, you know, tough shots.
but now like you've seen whenever you do have shooters he is like willing he's not like a
this black hole that people have kind of put on him for the last you know and cat's a good passer
too war's position but he's much more of a secondary passer like if you kick it to him he'll make
the right play moving around the perimeter he can make some stuff happen hitting cutters of a high
passing hub situation which is cool very impactful when he's a five his type of passing isn't
as important as a foreman whereas julius randall can really function in kind of similar ways
Anthony Edwards, like, their style of playmaking and driving kick is sort of similar. Obviously,
ants a lot faster, creates more advantages and Julius Randall's more attack you in the post
than kick. But Julius Randall's good at drawing in attention at the post. Like, that's a
legit skill of his. And people still respect him as a shooter. He's not a guy you leave open under any
circumstance. Maybe in a playoff setting that will change with his team, we'll see. But he definitely
brings a functional playmaking advantage more than Kat does. Definitely, definitely. For sure.
I like that. That's a good one. Three point volume for the,
Timberwolves. I'd never really thought about that.
I'm Donald, what's your first team?
All right. You guys started off with two
really good teams. I'm starting off with teams. Here we go.
Let's talk about ass. We're going to get in my way.
I love it. We are going
we're going to talk about the Brooklyn. The hottest of ass. Let's do it.
Because the thing that I want
everybody to to know and to grasp
and it's really two things. One
at the start of this season
they will they will have their fourth head coach in the last
that's nuts and and they will if everything goes right right all the protections play out
whatever there's a situation there's a scenario where they have four first round picks in this
upcoming draft in the in the 2020 i wasn't where that which is all which which is all to say
they are in full rebuild mode and in a draft where everyone has already said like we we know right
how people classify last year's draft this year's draft is supposed to be much
much better. The Nets, low-key, could be in a situation where they get really good, really quickly
after this. And I think, like, if you're talking about them in two years or three years and having
a lot more hope than what you're going through right now, they are at the absolute lowest
in terms of foundation and building towards a championship team. And so obviously, we've talked about
Cam Thomas and him being a chucker or all this. I think that the bones in terms of, like, a front
office, from a front office perspective, the bones are there for the Nets to go out and make
things happen because you still have, you still have guys like Cam Johnson, you still have
guys like Dorian Finney Smith on the team that can be flipped at the deadline for more picks.
They might be able to get five first round picks, you know, again, like if everything works
out perfectly, they might, they might have five or six first round picks in this upcoming
draft. They have, they loki have a lot of flexibility. And so they are, they're really,
really, really set up. And like, in terms of on the basketball court, I really don't think
that they are that interesting. We kind of kind of all know, right, what is about to happen
for the next eight months in Brooklyn. But moving forward, Nets fans should have a lot of
that. That's a good thing to point out. I wasn't even aware that their picks were that stack
that fast. I know they obviously got their picks back in the big trade at sent McKell Bridges
to the Knicks, which is exciting as hell, obviously, for a Nets fan. You have something to live
for. But also keep in mind, they're going to be one of the few teams that have Caps faced in
coming years. And obviously free agency hasn't been what it once was. Really the last major
year free agency where stars moved around was when the Nets got Kyrie and KD. And I don't know what's
the lasting impact of how that team went down is going to be to their reputation with free agents.
You know, it didn't go well on the Kyrie Irving end or on the James Hardin end. I don't think
the PR was necessarily fantastic for Josai. But also at the day, if you're one of the only teams I can
offer somebody $50 million a year, those guys are going to fucking take it. So you add in a high
traffic this year.
Maybe Cooper Flagg, if that can be that case.
You keep Nick Claxton, maybe you keep Cam Johnson, you tear everything else down,
bring in at least two more rookies and have a legit core with some competent veterans that
can elevate them in Claxon and Cam Johnson.
You got the money to get your own Fred Van Vleet, get your own Dylan Brooks, do the Rockets
thing in a couple years.
I could definitely see this rebuild being fashion than people think, because I think people
definitely think it's going to be a long dreadful five years for them right now.
Yeah.
And they still have two second round picks this season that they can, you know, take a hit on.
we're going to be hearing the net's name a lot and if you think like like if you get your pick in this year
and let's say that between let's say that they do end up getting the number one pick in the draft
and so you're like okay the nets are going to get Cooper flagged you still might have three other first round picks that you can then trade
and maybe you know get a get a little bit spicy and bring in bringing somebody else to pair alongside Cooper flag like they have a lot of a lot of ways where obviously we're you know eight
nine months out, a lot of stuff can happen, but it's, it's not too, too bad. This is not one,
this is not one of the worst positions that Nets fans or that the Nets could be in, that you could be in
worse. Basically, if you're a Nets fan, punt the season, don't pay attention and just start running
the Tengathon Duras simulators now because your life is going to be better 12 months from now.
Close your eyes. Do not watch actual full games of your team at all.
Hang out with your family.
Touch grass. Pick up some new hobbies.
All right, man.
We'll move on to my second team.
We've been very positive thus far.
I'm going to be a tad bit negative.
Okay.
Not extremely negative.
This isn't a team I hate,
but this team is the Orlando Magic.
And my one thing I think people should know about the Orlando Magic
is don't expect too much too fast.
I think we need to be very patient with the magic this year.
I think they had a playoff run last year where Palo Bancaro
hit all of his mid-range jumpers and looked amazing.
It was like, oh my God.
If he's going to be this guy,
next season we have a superstar already a large part of that was shot variance he's great he's
going to continue to get better be patient with him because the issues that they had in the regular
season last year with the no spacing and the no playmaking around him that led to a great defense
but a very gross offense that really held him back in a lot of ways I don't think it's going to be
fixed this year right away as many people think because they got kCP and you know outside of that
they just retain their talent but I think a lot of people are viewing like the kCP fit was so
perfect and that's true that I think it made a lot of people in their brain go well there we go
now we got spacing for palo now he's going to eat and kCP's very good he is not step
curry he is not prime play thompson he's not walking those doors and saving their spacing and more
importantly he's not saving their playmaking which i think was just as big of an issue
they're really committing to palo ban caro franz bogner and jane the sugs being their lead
playmakers of the future yeah which is cool i think it's a perfectly fine strategy if you want to be
patient and take that long-game approach and groom them to be these high-level two-way type of
players that can create with the ball in their hands, that'll pay off dividends in the future.
But in the current time, it's going to lead to their offense being essentially the same as last
year, but KCP is a little bit better for shooting than Gary Harris, obviously, so it's going to be
better, but it's not going to be fixed.
And I think they're still going to be around the same quality of team as they were last year,
which is fine.
They don't need to be in a rush by any means.
But I think I've sensed some need for fans to kind of propel.
them into being like a top four or five seat already when we need to let them let them do their
thing and develop further this is what happens with a lot of young teams is that a lot of young teams
or a lot of teams are trash for a long long time and then you have the one season where everything
pops everything goes well you make it to you know you make it to the playoffs and then the and everyone's
like okay well you know next year you take the next step the one thing in like pro sports that
people really, really need to understand is that progress is not linear.
It is not, okay, you make the first round this year, second round next year, third round,
then the finals.
It is you make the playoffs, then, hey, maybe you do make a jump and you make the conference
finals.
The next year could be the year from hell, and you might miss the playoffs because somebody gets
hurt.
Like, stuff is so wild and so random.
And I'm very, very high on Palo, but I've been watching a lot, a lot of magic tape.
And I still am kind of hesitant on the playmaking front.
Yeah, it takes time, right?
He's going to be a third-year player.
That's not a lot.
Jalen Sugg, still very young.
Franz Vacher still very young.
They can be their playmakers of the future, but it's going to take some time.
Like last year, they were 24th in turnover percentage.
Yeah.
And 21st and half-court offense.
I don't anticipate that being a ton better to where we completely transform them,
make them a top four seed.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
And you said earlier that, like, you're kind of cool with that strategy.
I don't think I am.
I don't think I liked the...
Neither do I.
Yeah.
I think I would much rather them go out and try to find a point guard.
And to their credit, they've drafted guards, right?
They try to bring in guards who can try and, you know, be full-time point guards.
It's not 100% working out.
But if we can, if they were a team that went out and got, you know, 17 minutes a night from Chris Paul,
Like, I think that could have done a lot for them.
And I, so yeah, they are not going to explode and be the second seat in the east this year.
I'm with you on that.
The only reason I'm okay with it is because I understand it because you want to start Jalen Suggs long term.
Because he's such a just game-breaking defensive player that you want to give him the chance to develop into lead point guard and let him be that.
So I'm okay with him playing the long game and not rushing things.
But like, I watch this team and I also say they, I wish they had a point guard that can shoot and pass the ball very much so.
Yeah.
So I was watching a press conference or some type of interview, maybe last week or two weeks ago or so.
And Jamal Molesy was just talking about how much time that they were investing into jail and Suggs being the full-time point guard and elevating.
And eventually, you know, being that dude alongside Palo and relieving that, all the stress of the playmaking abilities.
I don't necessarily know if that's a great idea.
I think sometimes you'd be real and look at a player for what he is and put him in the best situation to be possible.
Don't try to form them or force them to be something that they're not.
But he's young.
You never know what can happen.
Exactly.
You don't know yet.
At all.
And I agree with you guys.
Like, progress is not linear at all.
I think two years ago, the Atlanta Magic got better compared to the previous year by like 10 games.
And last year that got even better again.
We saw them get better by like 10 to 12 games.
And I'm not over here expecting them to be a third seat or a fourth seed or anything like that.
I definitely do see like, uh,
slight decrease in
win percentage happening simply because
it's just the way understanding
of the, this is the way development goes.
I think also like a litmus test
that I'm thinking about when it comes
to teams that are fresh off
of a rebuild is seeing
how they operate once they get a taste
of success. Do they continue, do they just
like run it back or do they like build on
their strengths or are they like taking
their time and really like
being super picky when it comes to
who they add on the roster or
or are they just like being a dead horse?
And I think in this instance right here,
they're just like beating a dead horse
compared to someone like,
okay,
see who they really took their time,
could have like spazzed out,
traded Josh Giddy in the middle of the season
for a large market or whatever.
But we're talking about like the elite L of the elite DMs
and they just wait until the right guys are available.
Yeah.
And I will say they currently don't have enough playmaking
on the roster still,
but could use a little more shooting.
But they're so proud to make a trade.
I don't know if people realized this summer
they had like three big.
who were free agents, and they re-signed all of them.
They now have Window Carter, Goga, Mo Wagner, and Jonathan Isaac all getting minutes at the five.
And obviously, some of those guys can play some minutes of the four together.
Mo Wagner can shoot a little bit, and Jonathan Isaac can play the four.
But that's a lot of big men on this team when you already have Palo who's going to get
all those minutes at the four.
You're not really playing him with the three.
They're perfectly primed to make a trade for another guard at some point.
Like, Goga Patzai is not going to be on this team long term, I don't think.
Yeah, he's too good to be on this team long term.
as a fourth string center or third string center is insane.
I think he's backup center.
It's like him and John Isaac are going to be the backup court and like Mo Wagner is the one
gathering dust, which is cool.
It's a nice safety blanket, but they're probably going to kind of shovel things around
and allocate some of those resources to the front court.
Mo Wagner, you already signed.
They recently just signed Bullet Carter Jr.
to an extension a few days ago.
John Isaac, of course.
And they go, but it's four players deep.
One of them should be in a Nick.
that's nasty but anyways i still have they're going to be good long term just let's be patient with
them yeah okay i agree what's your next team well uh for my next team we can stay in the eastern
conference and talk about the charlotte hornets um to me donovan i think a couple days ago or maybe
it was last week you said that you were kind of sold on them and you expect them to make somewhat
of a leap and i agree now i don't know how far that leap is going to be
but I do envision them getting better.
Why?
Because hopefully, really it all depends on the middle ball's health.
Nothing that I say after this matters if he's not healthy.
I want that to be noted.
But I sit down and I realize, I'm like, whoa, like they got a train man out there,
Swaggers, OD on the court, but also like he is like, their version, their new version
of Terros a year can do a lot of like cool on the ball stuff.
stuff can be mass as a point guard and shooting guard at the same time, release a lot of
tension. Mark Williams, hopefully, he's actually healthy. T. John Salon, the rookie that they added,
after watching him in preseason and a little bit of way stuff that he didn't summer the game,
though he looked terrible. He is actually like a serviceable player. And I don't expect him to be
like, you know, getting 30 minutes a game or 25 minutes a game, but you can rely on him for
easy 15 to 17 minutes because of how good and patient of a shooter that he's proven to be so
far. So I see that. I see depth forming and I'm like, yo, this might be a cool night scene.
So what's your one thing? Do you think they're going to be the plan? I think they're going to be
the plan. They're going to be better than a lot of people think. I agree. I am, I have such a hard time
deciding both playing races right now because I'm so high and so many of these mid-tier teams
and the hornets are one of them. They're going to, they're going to be legitimately good. I believe in
Charles Lee as their coach. I believe in La Mello Ball. I think he might be maybe right now the
most underrated star in the league because of all his injuries, people kind of, they don't watch
him a lot because he's not available a lot. So they just have the impression in their mind of this
young, spunky guard who's flashy but doesn't have the substance. And that's not the case at all.
I think he's one of the most talented on ball creators in the entire league. And if he plays for
an entire 82 games, he's going to prove that because when he's healthy, they win games.
He's had four seasons of his career, two of which healthy, two of which injured, two of which
the playing tournament and two of which terrible they are just completely live and die by his health
yeah so over the last what's the line over the last two years i think he played the same amount of games
as ben simmons bro that's that's insane embarrassing so so what's what's the line to where you guys
feel like it's a it's a healthy season and like if if lamello plays 60 games are we still in on the
hornets making the playing i'm fully yeah yeah 60s 60s enough because i think 50 that's a bit
annoying 50s I'm like oh come on that to me that's an injury riddle season that's where I'm
like okay he's still doing him because that means he probably missed like a 20 game stretch
and that's that's backbreaking for a team in a play in race got too yeah
64 is I'm like okay they can still do it yeah Randy Miller can carry the load Mark
Williams can carry the load they'll be fine yeah but like that short and sweet
be higher on the hornets we'll talk about them more next week we do a preview episode I have
many thoughts on them and them compare to their contemporaries episode will be
four hours long it is I'm so
excited man i'm so excited donovan who's your next team all right the next team we're going to the
indiana pacer's and listen they had a lineup this is my one thing they had a lineup last year
of tyrese nemhart knee smith siakum and turner that lineup was 74th was in the 74th percentile
in defensive rating that is massive for the indiana pacer because this is a team that everybody
came to know and just believed it's like okay this is a team that just runs up and down they're
going to score a lot of points, but they can't defend anybody.
For that main lineup to actually take a step forward and to be competent on the defensive
side of the ball, there's room for them to make a legitimate jump this year, right?
I understand we just got done talking about how progress isn't linear and how, you know,
sometimes young teams who get their first taste of success, they don't always take the next step.
The Pacers are kind of still in line, though.
like they're they're kind of set up for that because during that stretch like whenever you got
see off and back, Tyree still isn't healthy. Now just because he's healthy, is he going to be a
great defender? Absolutely not. But he's still going to be able to move around. Like you might
be able to get him on some, you know, some deflections. He still is a very like long player at the one
at the at the point guard position. So I think them having a competent defense for a majority of
of the game or having their closing lineup be solid on both ends is there is there a world
that i see where the indiana pacers might be the four seed in the east yeah i do like they might
they might be able to get home court advantage and it's in a range of possibilities for sure i
i'm actually kind of high on indiana coming into this year okay so your one thing is there
can be better defensively than people think yes interesting yeah i'm currently watching his highlights
in last preseason game james wiseman is a back of five right now about
Again, again, I'm not, again, I'm talking about the, that one specific line, the James Wiseman, if he's your starting center, hey, listen, we have.
Let me make sure, maybe I'm forgetting somebody, but what's that line of beginning?
It was, it was Tyrese, Nemhart, Neesmith, Seaccom, Miles Turner.
Okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That's their best five defensive players.
And this all comes down to what we talked about on the questions episode of can they build around Seacom with the full season there.
And he's a good defensive player
If they can really get him comfortable
And maximize the
The impact of him and Neesmith together on the perimeter
That can be a good defensive unit
And they kind of hide Tyrese's flaws
And obviously Jarrett Walker, you know
This is a very pro Jarris Walker podcast
I think he could be a good defender
One day he isn't that good of a defender at this point
He's terrible fighting over screens
We actually just showed a highlight
As I'm talking where he got burnt on the screen
But reached around, use his length to rip the ball
Maybe he can do a lot of that
We'll see if he's in being in the rotation
he's a swing factor because his defense is frustrating to some patient's fans.
That's kind of why he didn't play last year.
Yeah.
But they have the they have the pieces.
Like the team that we saw at the start of the season where they were like far and away
the best offensive team.
Like if you look at their offensive rating from the start of the season to the
end season tournament final, they were, their offensive rating was like over, over
123 points for 100 possessions.
And they were like two and a half points better than the second, than the second.
and best team they were clicking they're obviously not going to be like as explosive as that
because that is you know that's like peak peak of your offensive powers so when that comes down
a little bit are you going to have something else to fall back on and I think that they will okay
yeah I like that their defense being better makes total sense yeah okay next team I want to talk about
the Memphis Grizzlies this is a team that obviously all all offseason talking about the
demon the draft all all off season since the day the draft happened
since the draft stream
or react to the picks
I said Zach Eadie is going to be
the steal of one of the steals of the draft
I'm not saying these because I love me
some Reed Shepard
as I'll find out later in this episode
but I said Zach Eadie on the Grizzlies
is going to be exactly what they need
and make them fantastic
I still believe that
so I'm not going to go with that
as the one thing people need to know
because if you listen to the show
consistently you've been knew that
you know I love Zach Eadie
and I think he's going to be
with exactly what they need
that's fine
what the thing I think people
really need to pay attention to
is Gigi Jackson
and what he looks like
when he returns some injury, because I think Zach E.D. is the player that's going to make them
back to being a top three team in the West, or top five. It's a pretty stack conference. But
top five team in the West, because Zach Ead fills the gap needed at the five. But the player
who's going to decide if they're going to be fifth or like up to a second or so is going to be
G.G. Jackson decides their ceiling. Last year, he was an interesting wing. Still the rookie,
he didn't shoot super well at the rim, got there a decent amount, used athleticism, but didn't finish
well, didn't shoot well from mid-range, stuff like that. Started off shooting really well from
three that I tapered off towards the end of the season, as you'd expect from a rookie. But I think
he showed the signs and had enough flashes in a team that was an absolute dumpster fire
or no creation around him that I think if you put him on a team with competent star-level players
back there with John Moran, keeping the offensive flow, driving offense and getting open shots
for his teammates, Gigi Jackson can thrive. He averaged 1.6 points of possession on cuts
and 1.5 points in possession on role man plays
and shot 49% from the corner three.
That's all he's going to need to do.
Spot up in the corner, set good screens,
use your size, go to the rim,
hit backdoor cuts, do all the small stuff,
be like a, I don't want to say Aaron Gordon type,
because that's such a hard player to replicate,
especially defensively.
But offensively, do what Aaron Gordon does,
use your size down low and hit corner threes,
and he can really elevate these lineups they have.
Sure, he can do that and thence them with his shock grading.
So bare minimum, like I think that you're,
description of like him being the swing factor
from becoming either like a
two seat to those like a five seat
is fairly accurate.
Yeah. Unfortunately he's already injured.
So that's not great. The injury bug is back.
That's why I've cooled down.
I'm saying Memphis is a lot for a top three team.
God doesn't like them. They're always injured.
And they do not have anybody on their side up above.
It's tragic.
But listen, man, when he's back, he's going to be nice.
What happened to him again?
What was it? I forget. It was a lower body injury.
I forget what exactly was.
I think the hamstring or something like that.
Yeah, he's out for a couple months.
A couple of months?
It's a meaningful injury.
I think he's out to like December, I think.
Let me see you.
Oh, I missed that.
Oh, that's so fried.
I did not see months.
I saw, I saw Jai had a little, you know, ankle thing that he was dealing with.
Yeah.
I did not know it was months.
It was surgery on his foot.
He had to repair the fifth metatarsal on his right foot.
So not great.
None of those words sound appealing.
Oh, God damn.
After Christmas, hey, the Grizzlies are in go mode.
I like that.
He'll be re-evaled in three months.
That was September.
So, yeah, about two more months.
Oh, man, that's sick.
Okay, that's sick.
But Christmas, they're making a run.
And I think Jared Jackson Jr. is out too, like, had some hamstring.
I think he's one of that hamstring issues or something like that.
He'll be fine.
Vince Williams, though, is also going to miss some time.
So they are getting bit early.
Oh, my God.
Bubblewrap this thing.
Let's see if they can just sustain, you know.
If they can just hang around the four or five seed in the west and not drop too low.
that they'll be all right i just got to stop talking about them the more i heightened the more
injured they get so i got to just shut my fucking mouth mo what's your next time i like the sound of
that do that more often oh my god what's your fucking team so it's about the land of hawks one thing
that people need to learn about the lana hawks this year is that this is the most versatile that this
team has ever been at least since the year 2021 back in 2021 we saw them have the most success
due to them having guys like Kevin Herder, you know, Donella Gallinari,
DeAndi Hunter was still there.
But Kevin Herder and Delanooga Gallagallari are people who really let this team breathe
and they gave them like shooting versatility, ball handling versatility.
And at times with Kevin Hurter specifically, defense and versatility.
Go ahead.
Can I cut you off?
Can you stop beating around the fucking Bush?
Don't tell us that the one thing people didn't know is versatility.
Be honest.
The one thing they didn't know is how you feel about Zachary, Riesisichet.
Go ahead.
Tell us you think he's the one.
Tell us if he's the versatility.
Say his name.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Now, the Atlanta Hawks, I see they like to dibble and dabble,
and they went into this lightskin factory.
Not only did they get Zachary Richardson, they got Dyson, damn Daniels.
And they already had Jalen Johnson.
And they already had Jalen Johnson, too.
I could go ahead and sit here and talk about Jalen and how he could be, like,
low-key, an all-star if the Hawks were to sneak into the sixth-fifteen or whatever the case may be.
alongside with Trey we got two of them on our team we're looking at your two less six seven six nine
yeah yeah six seven six eight six nine this is the first time the alana hawks had multiple dudes
who have connected features to their game which is the perfect way to build around Trey
god damn like a fucking bars I love the buzzwords so yeah I think we'll see not Trey not
Rich to say, not Clint, but Quinn Snyder specifically be fully unlocked in his time as an Atlanta
Hawk. This team is built towards his catering. Jalen Johnson is primed to have a full out breakout
season, a real breakout season, hopefully goes in and steals that MIP award because he's now
has that responsibility of being the actual number two option. Something a lot of Hawks fans
complained about last year. Me specifically, I would see the difference between Trey and DeJante in terms
of trusting your teammates. I think Dezante did a lot
better job doing that. There would be
minor things like
inbounding the ball. Can we both can too.
Another light skin. I forgot about him.
Sorry.
Eh, just too many.
Kind of like that. Yeah, you're kind of like that.
But something I'll say is that.
Seeing Tray having trust in his teammates
go such a long way. Little
things that I would notice in peep is that
once Dylan Johnson would inbound
the ball, something like Dejante Murray
would throw him back, throw it back and be like
motherfucker, go cook. Go do your thing.
And bring it up, start the offense.
Look at this play.
We've been watching research a cook in transition.
We've seen him, his bottom threes.
Look at him as this role man.
Look at this tough finish.
That game is so versatile.
So versatile.
Dude, let me finish my point.
Let me finish my point.
Let me finish my point.
So, Trey Young, I almost at all times last year.
As soon as Jones doesn't have the ball, right here.
I need it.
Right here.
Like, I'm taking it up for it.
It doesn't do that anymore.
He's like, yeah, go ahead.
I saw him, at least in preseason.
Go ahead and give the ball to him.
Let him start offense.
Let him in need.
some things on his own.
Try Young touching his teammates will go a long way.
And then also, Zachary Richasei, my sunshine, my reason to get up in the morning, my
why and life, my savior.
How assertive he's been and how polished his game looks, how quick his three-point
trigger is, moves mountains for us, bro.
You talking about Harrison Barnes?
I'm talking about you right there with that stupid hockey jersey right there.
Look at me in the eyes.
You just called me a Frenchman Harrison.
Let it be known that's.
Let him another two days after the draft.
I told you you should like him.
And you were still pissed about Alex Arr.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You called him Harrison Barnes.
You called him Harrison Barnes.
You went viral and House of Highlights for hating him.
Liars.
Pull up the proof, put up the footage.
It is so fake.
We can.
What do you mean?
Chad GPT.
It wasn't me.
It's AI.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't crazy these days.
A.I. is crazy these days.
Literally, it's me.
But no, I'm with you.
Risa being this polish
moves so much for us.
I'm with you.
I hate the fact that you're calling him Riza.
Dyson, Daniels, Risa Shea, and Jalen Johnson
might be the most versatile two through four in the conference.
That is crazy.
The amount of dribble, pass, shoot, and defend you have
from those three players of all similar size
that can switch and completely high tray size.
That's incredible.
It's not going to be like a top five team in the conference or anything.
They're far from that yet.
But it gives them.
a crazy fun floor that's just like a good recipe for winning basketball games and it allows
tray to do what trade can do and show how much he can elevate them that's not listen they traded
away and this yeah all star level player and they got better they're gonna be back in the playing
which is better than you could have said last year like this is that's successful they were in the
playing last year they've been in the playing every year that's been available I think they fell out
of it last year they got back into the end I can't remember yeah last year why did I think they felt
like the 12 seat last year no no no
They were in it.
Okay, well, they'll be more second.
Oh, no, they were in it, but weren't they like a good amount of games back?
Weren't they like far back from the nine though?
They were three games behind Chicago.
Yeah, they were in it because somebody had to be in it.
And Chicago was seven games behind Miami for the 8th.
Yeah, they were in it because somebody had to be in it.
Neither of them should have been allowed.
But I will save that rent for a different day.
But yes.
They'll be much closer to the 80.
They'll be with the pack in the middle tier.
Crazy fun floor.
10 or 11 seed.
Get ready.
Now.
You can be saying this one quick
You're right
You're right
But the league is loaded right now
I'm making these lists
That 8 through 11 in both conferences
Is tough
Like being the 9 seed
Is nothing to sneeze at this year
Yeah
Now something I'm going to say also
As a Hawks fan
I'm just happy that we're actually
Building towards productive basketball
And we're not wasting
And just watching away to use
Now we're actually building something
You said that last year
So I'm not listening to you man
You were wrong.
You said that would happen in June.
I was in June crossing my hands.
I did.
Waited for it.
It didn't happen.
It's not happening.
Nobody wanted him.
What do you want from us?
It's not that nobody wanted him.
He was happy in Atlanta.
What are you talking about?
That's not the issue.
His happiness was never the issue.
All right, Don, what's your next team?
All right.
I'm going to the Philadelphia 76ers.
I'm going to tell you guys why.
Their biggest signing of the off season wasn't Paul George.
It was Andre Drummond.
Ew.
And I'm going to tell you.
tell you why Andre Drummond is going to be so key to this team. You're ridiculous.
It has been known for years that when Joelle Embed is on the floor, listen, they cook and they
are a really, really good team. But the moment he goes to the bench, it doesn't matter if it's
for 10 seconds, for three minutes, that lead will be blown, right? They have shuffled in a whole
bunch of backup fives. And Andre Drummond, obviously, is not an MVP level player. He's still good. And he's
competent and he will he will be able to look at him look at them look at that look
looking at finishing with a five seven guard of the breakers yes I'm the breakers yeah running
the floor catching the seat that's what I'm New Zealand breakers that's so small
look at them no what are they doing the biggest look at the guy in their team is like
six five that's that's amazing but yeah look at a big man basketball I get that
board Andre Drummond providing competent um competent competent center minutes when
Joel Embed is off the floor is it's actually going to be massive because even if even if
they still like lose the minutes I don't think that they will lose them by as much of a margin as
they have before and having obviously like having Paul George there it I'm playing like it obviously
is massive and then having Tyrese and Paul George there is is great to you know take the load off
of Joel's not so much pressure on him to build up a massively before he goes out but like Paul
Reed was awful.
Like, you know, like, Paul,
Paul, he wasn't great. And Drummond
is going to step into this role,
and he's going to provide a
very, very nice floor for this team
and for this bench. And I think that that's crucial
because it's solving a problem
that the Sixers have had for years,
and that Sixers fans have talked about for years. And now
this team is actually,
like, if they can put it together, like
if Paul George can, you know,
mesh and everything goes, goes flying,
which his game lends very well to that.
this team is extremely
it's set up very well for success this year
no for sure I love this signing
he might be one of the most premier backup centers in the league
like outside of Nas Reed and some of the other ones
that should be starters true backup
guys who aren't good at the start but are great for the backup
Andre Drummond is in the top of that list
I desperately wanted him as a backup center on the Lakers
yeah you had him a couple years ago
I didn't get it yeah and I wanted it again
didn't get it though and I was like with Jackson Hayes
I would love to be the six years and have on the Drummond
behind my star center but instead
I have Jackson Hayes who
I'm neither here nor that.
Shout out to the Sixers.
You finally got a backup big to help Joe up.
Kudos to you guys because that's going to be big.
I like that.
Nice to sync.
They got to upgrade at a key position on their bench.
I love that.
What's next for you, Isaac?
We're going to go to Los Angeles Lakers.
It's about time we talk about them.
And my number one thing that you need to know about the Lakers,
something you probably already know about.
You need to hear about it some more.
J.J. Reddick is not Darvinham.
He's not even close
He could not be more different
And I think that is going to be the story of their season
You know, all season
Everybody expected big moves
They're chasing Clay Thompson
They're chasing Elvis Valenzhenius
All these different names that were on the market
We heard rumors with the Lakers
Trying to make it happen
Trying to make a big move
They swung a lot
And they missed a lot
And ended up running back
Essentially the same roster
They added
Dalton Connect and Brony James
And write it back
So people kind of view them as
Same old Lakers
I've been talking on Twitter a lot about the standings and my predictions, and every time I mentioned in passing that I had the Lakers as like the seven seed, people are like, oh, you're so disrespectful to all the other teams in the West. The Lakers suck. They're the same. Keep in mind, they were the 17th seed last year, so I think they are the same. But J.J. Reddick has shown that I think it's okay. They didn't make moves. I think he's going to add an element to this team that is going to fix a lot of the weaknesses without needing a talent injection because Darbinham was more incompetent than we realized, I think. I think this whole preseason,
And the way everybody's talking about J.J. Reddick, it feels like he's a godsend, like he invented coaching because his team is so down bad after the Darwin Ham experience that just seeing a good coach that's like kind of smart and kind of understands how modern basketball should be played and how modern organization should be ran. He's doing basic stuff. He mentioned that they're tracking their vitals and having like these devices on them in practice, which is something like every college team has done for the last decade. But the Lakers are broke and don't have an infrastructure in place. So JJ Reddick bring in these basic ideas.
is to the team, is blowing their minds. It's blowing their minds. It's ridiculous. And I think it would
be a good coach. But the point isn't that he'll be great or anything. We'll see. He's a
rookie head coach we don't know yet. But he is so confident and Darvin Ham was so terrible
that this team is going to be better this year. Their offense last year, stagnant as hell.
If you watch his first few preseason games, what JJ Redick is bringing to their offense,
it's just like everything you want to see in the old man LeBron era. LeBron's being used as a screener.
He's being used as an offball mover using his gravity to get downhill and create.
shots for others. All their other guards are getting the ball and giving, given more chances
with the ball in their hands, but not how we did last year where we just told Austin Readers
go cook and pick and roll and be the point guard. We're running him off the screens, getting
him into weak side action and getting him going downhill, where the scheme creates advantages
for him. Last year, Darwin Ham just said our scheme is going to be the star players creating
for others. They're going to make the scheme. We're going vice versa now. We're putting Anthony Davis
in positions to succeed. We're giving him the ball in the high post. We're making it so he has to
touch the ball. So he can't go five minutes with being phased out because he just stands there
while Darvinham tells Austin Reeves to go cook. We're forcing the action and you're really
elevating the offensive players, I mean the star players with the scheme so that can spread to
others instead of vice versa. It's going to be night and day. I'll say that. Expect to look a very
different Lakers offense. And I guess if I had to say one thing about that, I said a lot of things.
The one thing you know is they're going to be a top 10 offense this year. Okay. Side question
that'll eventually lead back to your main point or one of your main points at Darvoham being
sell trash. Did you guys see any of the starting five yet on Netflix I just released?
Yeah, I'm like three episodes in. The starting five. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm three episodes
in. I haven't seen Darvinham once. All I've seen is LeBron criticize him and say this minister
shit is fucking stupid. Yes. Like, he's frying him every opportunity that he has. And like
you said, day by day, the more that you talk about, JJ Redick, just doing like the most basic
things ever makes us know that he, everyone really, really, really fucking hated him.
Yeah. And like, JJ Redick is talking.
nonstop about screening, about having good discipline switching, all the buzzwords that are a key
part of every modern X's and O scheme. Every good coach in the NBA right now, whether it be
Tailu, Mark Dagnall, Chris Finch, all these offenses are built on realizing that the game is about
motion now and you have to get people on advantage to succeed, don't just have your star players
dribble the ball, and watch everybody look at them. And that's all the Lakers did last year.
They were 24th in screen assists. There were 28th in frequency of off-screen plays, and 26
Sixth in dribble handoff plays.
Just a low-ass, low-activity-ass offense.
And that's going to be completely different this year.
Cement offense, cement-feet offense.
That's what I call it.
That's exactly what it was.
And it's going to be entirely different.
I don't know if defensively they're going to be great or anything.
Jackson-Hays is still the back of five.
They still got a bunch of small guards.
I can't tell you anything about that end of the court yet.
But I can tell you the offense will be very, very good.
Yeah.
It makes sense.
I'm down with that.
I'm with you that.
I think that the Lakers are going to be better than a lot of people are
expect. Yeah, I agree. Just naturally having LeBron and AD alongside competent shooters and
DeLo, Austin Reeves, and whoever else last year just walked them into the 15th best offense in the
NBA. And I think just absolutely doing nothing too. They ain't got to do them but breathe because
you have Bronon and AD with a little bit of space. But now that you have some like JJ Reddick who can
actually like put in real principles and emphasize on screening and off the ball movement and
also the stuff that you mentioned, Isaac, they're going to walk in.
to like the seventh, eighth, best offense in the NBA, in my opinion.
Exactly.
And the defense, time will tell.
They have a lot of young wings, so I think are very exciting.
I'm excited to see what Dalton Connect can do.
Max Christie is finally going to play.
We'll see what Jay and the Hitchapino can do.
There's a lot of potential there that'll decide the defense aside the ball.
But like you mentioned, the floor offensively is already decent with a just ridiculous coach.
Add in a good one and the floor is very high.
Okay.
What's your next team, Mo?
I like where we're going.
I like where we're going.
Okay.
So my next team.
you said the Lakers
less than actually
just flip to the Clippers
one thing
that you have to
I'm going to keep
this short too
one thing
that you must know
about the Los Angeles
Clippers
is that they are
one James Harden
hamstring away
from being absolutely
fried
this season
so go further into that
obviously a couple years
ago they made
a trade
that humongous
Shagos Alexander
trade for Paul George
and they have
no control
of any of
picks up until the year
2030. That's five years away from now.
And James Harden's shouldering
all that load. You know,
he's 34, 35 years
old at this point in time. I believe
he has a lot of good stuff in him.
But to ask a 34, 35 year old
to be and to have
the same capabilities of raising
an offensive ceiling, turning offence that
should be like 17th to like
top five or top 10 is
tough. And if anything
happens to him,
this offense is fried because then you have a Norman Powell-led offense.
Evangis Zubos-led offense, which is disgusting work.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
They're so weird because I think they're going to be good, and they're a little bit underrated
because they have a good coach and two really good stars.
So I think when they're all healthy, they're going to be as good as all these other middle-tier teams.
But every year, somebody falls out of this plane race because they get hurt, and an injury
sinks them.
And I've never seen a team more perfectly set up to get fucked by injuries from the Clippers.
They have two players that matter, and they're.
both old and injury prone. If one of them gets hurt, they are screwed. Like, there's no way in
hell I'm going to expect them to make the play in race just because there's so many good teams
and somebody has to be on the odd end out and they have such a good chance of it being taken
out of their hands. They're screwed, I think. Yeah, they are. If they're healthy, they're great. But how
can you possibly expect good health? Yeah, they're going to be bad. Something interesting about
the clippers. Now, something interesting about the clippers. We may be wrong because history
over the last 13 years says that, hey, this team hasn't been trashed for 13 years.
They've just somehow- If they're healthy, we're wrong.
Yeah, consistently end up being one of the better teams in the Western Conference
because, you know, offensive schemes, somewhat talented players, and just like, they're never
fully incompetent.
But I think this may be the year that they go ahead and fall off super hard because of who's
at the helm of their team.
Again, Clippers fans, hear this.
Keep in mind, we are not saying they have bad players.
If they're healthy, they will be good.
Hard to expect them to be healthy.
It really just comes down to that.
Look at the track record of the league.
Every single year, health defines the playing race.
The Kings last year went from the three seed to the nine seed.
Pretty much because of injuries.
They didn't really get worse.
A lot of the teams got better, so that's part of it, but they got fucked by injuries.
It happens every single year.
The Grizzlies, obviously.
The sons, obviously.
Like, it's going to happen.
And they are not built to withstand it at all.
Yeah, exactly.
Now, if you still had Paul George on this,
team and other start who could hold things down bare minimum if anything happened to kawai or
james hardin then i'm not coming here coming here on this injury and on this spot and saying like yeah
like they're absolutely cooked if anything happens because they have some guy who can attract a lot
of attention start offense and all this stuff but they don't have those guys anymore at all
yeah relying on that's a difference that's a difference the sixers have joelan beat and paul george
who are also injury prone and getting up there in age they could also be proud to get messed up
but they have Tyrese
there to help supplement it
so you have
another extra guy
who do the Clippers
have to supplement it
nobody
and even if they are healthy
you're putting a lot of faith
in James Harden
to just turn it back on
and be able to carry
more of a load
that he hasn't shown
in several years
I do have the faith
that can happen
but you combine that
with the injury issues
it's not exciting
by the means
yeah
I agree
the sad stuff
I say the thunder
about to get a top 10
pick in the draft
via the Clippers
get ready for the
get motherfucking richer
you know what
fucking let's double down
knew what, let me just go ahead and get it out the way.
The Oklahoma City Thunder, sorry, Donovan,
let me just get this out the way.
The Oklahoma City Thunder are the new fucking it team in my mind.
I sit down, ironically enough, I didn't even see your tweet yesterday, Isaac.
I think you said something like the Oklahoma City Thunder were going to have a similar
season to the 2015 Warriors.
And my notes, I wrote down the Thunder are it simply as that.
They're so, they're leagues ahead of almost every team.
in the NBA right now in terms of how they're set up now and considering all the assets that
they have in the future. A couple years ago, like three, four years ago, I made a YouTube
video on my personal channel saying like, yeah, this is the greatest rebuild of all time that
we're witnessing and everything is finally coming into fruition. This team is leagues ahead of everyone,
simply because of how dynamic they can play in the versatility in which they dominate. They can
dominate in every single angle of the game and adding guys like Alex Caruso and
Isaiah Hardinstein, some of the most versatile role players in the NBA did nothing but
enhance the crack that this team is already already is bro. This team is it. Just know that
they're that. If you're not on the bandwagon yet, get on. If you're a betting man and you
haven't better. There's no more room. There's no more room on the bandwagon, but double lap.
Fuck it.
If you've made predictions
and you didn't say
the Thunder are going to win
65 games, change that.
If you don't have
Chad Holmgren stock,
change that.
If you don't have
Jaylen Williams stock,
change that.
This team is going to
get the story of the year.
Then you are going to be a rich man.
Your year's going to be great.
You're going to have a fantastic year.
Greedy.
Everybody knows they're good.
Everybody knows
they're the one seed last year.
I said this on Twitter issue.
Like you mentioned,
you alluded to.
I said they're going to have
a 2015 Warriors type season
that changes the dynamic of the NBA.
And people saw that,
and Thunder fans got a hold of it,
so it reached an audience
that's not my own
and led to a lot of haters
because a lot of people had in the Thunder.
So I was getting ratioed a little bit.
Not, not ratioed.
But, you know, I was hearing
the haters and what they think.
And people think it's dramatic.
People think we're already overrated
in the thunder.
And I think that's so far from the truth.
I think there's so much better
than people realize.
People don't understand yet
what Isaiah Hardensinstein
is going to do for this team,
the fact that they can start him
and some games start chat at the five
and have both looks
and every game gives you both looks
of going big
with two passing hub centers
or going small
with all these perimeter players
they're going to be
so unguarded
and if they're healthy
even if they're not healthy
because they're so deep
they can stand to lose
a guy or two
and still be fine
I think they are going
to blitz the Western Conference
and we're going to look up
and we're going to say
oh my God
for the next five years
this is the team
we've got to build to beat
in the same way
we said that about the Warriors
in 2015.
Brother,
I saw a clip
of Isaiah Hartenstein
taking corner threes
that they're going to have
two stretch fives
It's going to be ridiculous.
Like, if that, if that does become, you know, a part of his game and...
Look at this play.
Real quick.
It's ridiculous.
So bring the ball up.
She throws it into the high post of Hardinstein.
He's a great passing hub.
Look what happens.
He gets a corner three to check right.
But look how it happens.
Shea obviously has a lot of gravity.
He goes into for a post up and the corner man Dylan Brooks comes down to defend him
because he doesn't want to even mend Thompson one-on-one with Shea because it's scary.
And Isaiah Hardinstein, the play was to give it to Shay.
She looks dejected after he doesn't get it.
He's a little disappointed.
He walks away.
But Isaiah Hardinstein is a great passer.
And he just kicks us the corner because he sees my other big man friend is right there
wide open and Chad home grin nails a three.
All you had to do is pretend to give the ball to Shea and you get a wide open three.
And this is going to happen all the time while they're also surrounded with the best
defensive core in the NBA.
I'm sick.
I'm sick.
I'm sick.
And I love it.
Because I already miss Hartinstein.
I already miss it.
Look at this spacing.
You have five out spacing with Hardinstein because he's such a good passer.
Hardinstein serves as the point guard.
so his lack of spacing doesn't matter.
Look how high Sangoon is guarding on him.
You can't sag off him at all.
I think it's nerding out on this film study.
I love it.
This is one clip.
I know.
This is mundane three.
Someone,
someone going to cut off his internet,
but we've said this since last season.
And like the only,
literally the only flaw that anybody had about the Thunder was like,
oh yeah,
they're too young.
And like ultimately,
like for a couple of their players,
like for J-Dub and for Chet.
Yeah,
like they were.
They needed to go through some stuff.
They needed to add some stuff to their,
their bag that you can only get through experience.
But you understand that whenever you look at this team on paper and you look at the roster,
they are, they are broke.
Oh my God.
This guy.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
How do you guard this team?
They're doing a, Caruso sets a screen for Dort who did cuts back door and you have to defend
Dork coming around for the three and then Caruso Darts for the dunk.
Why do I understand Dorts like a good shooter?
We don't need two.
He's a 40% three-point shooter.
We don't need two, though.
Like how fast Caruso rolls.
That's a point guard.
You have your point guard's screen rolling like this on the go screen?
Like, oh my God.
Like, yeah.
It's positioning.
If Dorot wants to take the three.
It's positioning, bro.
Like, we should be fine with that.
Yeah, my second young team, you shouldn't give that up.
But like, it's hard because you have to think about a lot every play.
It's hard to not instinctively jump out at the three.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think what the Thunder are doing now is that they're empowering or eventually other teams will have to catch up to them in terms of the new recipe,
the new thing as being as versatile as possible and not having any players who put a cap to your
offense or your defense.
100%.
We saw it last year, but now we're seeing to an even greater extent because we got Hartenside
Caruso in there, who are some more versatile role players.
What makes the Thunder scary last year is their guards can do big men things and their big men
can do guard things.
Lou Dort and now Alex Caruso and Jalen Williams, all these guys, are great screensetters
and can roll to the rim and create passing out of the short.
role. That's what made Draymond so amazing because he could be a big man that could pass when he
sets a screen and catches the ball down low, he can kick it to shooters. They can do that too
because they put their guards there who are already good passers into those positions to kick out
the shooters. And then now you have big men like Isaiah Hardinstein who can be the passers
when traditionally have that be a point guard. So not only do you have a little guy setting a
screen when his defender is small and isn't used to defending screens, you have a big
on the passes when his defender is big
and isn't used to defending those type of passes.
It just flips the game on its head
and when you have that type of versatility
with elite shot making, with elite defense,
you cannot guard it. It's ridiculous.
Bro, a dream for Isaac.
You know what? For your birthday, Isaac,
come in March,
I'm going to try to lock you up in a room
with Mark Dagnall and I want you to be present
for a film session.
You're going to explode
of joy.
It would be an happiness.
That'd be an amazing interview to talk to Mark Dagnall.
It would be crazy.
Yeah, no.
The schematics are going to be insane.
That guy is ridiculous.
He's so slept on.
He's,
yeah, exactly.
I agree.
I agree.
Right, man.
So, TLDR, the Thunder are going to be the team of the year.
Please, I pray they stay healthy.
Because if we say all this shit and then we come out and Chet's footfalls off again,
I'm going to scream.
Yeah, if Chet full, like,
Chet is the most important dynamic of this entire thing because he is what
single.
They have hard to feel unguarded.
I mean, yeah, you're right.
This is, this is why they'll be a 3C instead.
This is why we're so high on them is that like, oh yeah, we're, yes, we're going to miss out on like Chahongren and if he gets hurt.
Unless you have another, another like seven footer who can pass and be a and be a hub.
Like they're, they're, they're going to be in no matter what happens.
They might have the MVP on their team this year and they might go over 500 in games he misses.
They might still be a positive team in game she misses.
because you have they're good they're fine yeah what they feel like to me is like a way more
advanced version of a team like the boston celtics in terms of like youth doesn't it didn't take
them that long to find out their identity to have a similar not a similar format as a boston's
because the offense looks completely different but in terms of like the advancement that i'm
talking about is just way more integral like the celtics aren't running the same they're just like
limitations to some things that jaylin brown can do versus jaydub and chet hung remand
and stuff like that.
So these are the two teams.
Don't be surprised
of how much they kill the league, bro.
Yeah, this is going to be a year
kind of like those years
when it was just like,
oh yeah,
the Warriors and the Cavs
are going to be in the finals.
Penciled in.
And we're not viewing it that way yet
because the Thunder haven't done it yet,
so the public is time to get behind that.
But I feel nearly a certain.
Yeah, I agree.
Last year you were fully sold
on the team like the Oklahoma City Thunder
and I liked them a lot,
but I was like they need time
and also you need someone to go ahead and reasserts at Hongrum.
That was my main sign point.
But guess what?
News for you all.
Time has passed.
They have earned their stripes,
just a little bit,
and they have now battle scars.
War wounds.
And they added two Swaggy White Boys and Caruso and Hardinstein,
so now they're going to go crazy.
And they got rid of their one terrible white boy.
They're up.
They're up.
They're going to be more up.
Wow, man.
It's going to be great.
Donovan, what's the next team?
All right.
Short and sweet.
We're going to talk about the Chicago.
Bulls really, really quickly.
Oh, fuck.
Because, listen, we've known, we've known the Bulls to be this mid-team for, like,
the last, like, three, four years.
They're offensive.
That's too many words.
It's, no, it's going to be disgusting.
It's like, I actually think that the Bulls are going to be really, really bad.
Because, like, like, not in the way of, like, yes, they're not fun to watch,
but somehow they're going to, like, luck into 41 wins.
Like, they're not going to win a lot of games.
and their offense is going to be bad.
And like last year, if you look at the team, like one of the, you know, bright spots
is that offensively, they were top five in offensive turnover percentage.
They actually didn't turn the ball over too, too much, right?
Because they didn't fucking pass.
That's what I was saying.
Like, it wasn't there.
But now you bring in Josh Giddy and Josh Giddy turns the ball over a lot.
And like, granted people who have the ball in their hands a lot and try to make a lot of plays
and are aggressive, you normally have that, like, boomer, that boom or bust, right?
Josh Giddy is not that level of passer that, that, to where you can accept a high
turnover percentage.
He's just, like, he has, he has the ball a lot.
And if you give him the keys, it's going to be disgusting.
And now you have this, like, rotation where Kobe White excelled last year.
Now you put Josh Giddy in there.
Are you, Yulane Josh Giddy, run your offense for, all right.
That is 90 seconds.
I timed you.
That's 90 seconds on the bulls.
Your time is up.
Your time is up.
That's terrible.
So, yes.
They're going to be very, very bad.
You're not going to like watching one's a ball.
Damn.
I would love to watch on the ball.
I'm not confident we're going to be able to.
This is like,
wait.
Yeah, actually,
fun fact.
For how long?
He is, like, the first, like,
professional athlete to actually have, like,
a whole entire brand new knee.
Like, a brand new knee with brand new cartilage.
It's insane.
Yeah.
So I expect him to be a completely different player.
I have no idea how.
effective he's going to be it's pretty scary it's crazy that they I saw a tweet that said
in a rare age of smart front offices they have the one lone dumb GM in the league and it's crazy
how true that is they didn't have the one dumb guy that's stuck in an old age yeah there's multiple
dumb guys around the league there's a few that I said David Griffin erasure but even he has some
defined some redeeming qualities yeah I don't know what the Bulls front office has is a
redeeming quality they're sad for now anyways my next team is a
Denver Nuggets.
The Denver Nuggets are my next team.
Let's get back to a team that matters.
I think the one thing you know about the Denver Nuggets is relax.
They're going to be completely fine.
And I know we are no better than the average NBA fan in this regard because the NBA free agency happened.
KCP became a member of the Orlando Magic.
And none of us were happy about it because they were perfectly capable of retaining him.
And we were just mad in principle that they decided to cheap out, do the second apron and not retain him and deal with the side.
effects later when you have the best player in the league in the middle of his prime in the
middle of his team championship window they squandered that to some extent and that that carried
us in our in our it colored our lens of how we viewed this team all summer we didn't say anything
positive about them because we were annoyed as hell and we were valid but also they still have
nikola yokish on their team and kCP is just kCP if you were projecting them to be like the
fourth or fifth seed because they lost cantavius Caldwell pope you have completely been misguided
on what makes this team special.
If Nicola Yokic plays 75 games a year,
they're going to be a top three seed
like they always are.
They are going to be just fine.
And while it's annoying,
KCP's gone for stupid reasons,
it's going to marginally affect their team.
They're going to be just as good as they were last year.
Yeah, I completely agree.
Last year, with Nicole Yokic and Jamal Murray
on the court and KCP off the court,
they had a plus 23 net rating.
Completely incredible.
And in those lineups,
the main lineup that didn't have him was with Christian Braun, which is going to be the
starting lineup this year, plus 16 net rating last year, which was a small sample size. It'll go down
some because most lineups that play huge minutes do. But when they had Peyton Watson in there,
again, terribly small sample size. They were like plus 60 net rating, which is unsustainable.
They have had zero instances where KCP went off the court and they sunk. They'll be fine.
Now, however you feel about their bench could be a different conversation, but the absence of
KCP plays very little part in that and I know it makes the back half thinner which can be
a thing but listen KCP was getting hunted in the playoffs even defensively and was taking
his fucking lunch he's not a defensive stopper he's a good shooter not one of the best in the league
a great player you want on your team but he's not sinking or swimming any team to that regard to that
regard you said it was like a marginal loss and I agree with that but it's the culmination of the
marginal losses and it's the fact that it's the fact that you lost Bruce Brown the year prior
And you're like, you know what, that's fine.
Like he's a bench player.
We still have our starting five together.
Come, you know, next season plays out.
KCP's gone.
Okay, that's fine.
We still have our core four together.
But at the same time, none of that stuff has been replenished.
You still haven't replaced Bruce Brough.
Now you have to go and figure out who's going to replace KCP.
And so after a while, you're going to get to a point where all these small little things start to add up.
So, and you said it, like we're still valid.
I still have some concerns.
I don't think that the nuggets are going to be a like a very very strong like I wouldn't be surprised if they if they weren't a top three seed in in the West this year now if they are sure because it's stacked yeah and if they are and Yokic just you know has one of one of those seasons by all means like he is right now he's the best player in the world you got it and that's what that's what you're that's what the best player in the world is supposed to do I should be able to take KCP off of your team and you should still be able to be a top three team.
team in. Exactly. Exactly. Yes. I can see a world where that happens. When you say like relax or
we'll be fine, I think we're at the point with the Nuggets, especially because they won a title two
years ago. We are competing for championships. We don't care about the regular season. So in the
playoffs, I do think not having KCP. If somebody else doesn't step up, we'll come back to
bite them. I care more. Honestly, I care more about the regular season than do the playoffs for
KCP, I don't give a fuck that KCP's not there for the playoff setting. In terms,
again, I would like them to be there. It'd be better if they had more good players in their
roster. Like, that would be ideal. But in terms of predicting who's going to win a series,
there's no matchup in the West that I'm going to decide if I think they win or lose based on
KCP's presence. Like, I think they can't beat the thunder for all the reasons you mentioned.
They couldn't beat the thunder with KCP. I think they can be, I don't know, call it the
Mavs, whatever else, the Grizzlies. I think they'll probably beat the Grizzlies. With or without
KCP, that's the case. I think Christian Brown.
can do just enough completely fine job
for what they needed to do defensively
compared to what KCP would bring them.
Yeah, we'll see.
Yeah, as long as they don't have to.
And I say they are on watch.
They are on watch and they are on alert.
Jamal Murray and Michael Porter Jr. are on watch
because they make max contracts.
And last year, Jamal Murray was hurt.
And MPJ couldn't shoot.
They are what matters in the playoff setting,
not who plays two guard next to these guys.
Yeah, exactly.
But I agree.
The last, since we've been in this Nicola Yokic era
that I might as well call it,
The only time in the regular season that Nicole Yokic hasn't won like 50 games or whatever so
far or whatever is when Jamal Murray is like hurt or just out of the picture like a couple
years ago when he tore his ACL.
I think it was like 2021 or something like that.
That's when Yoke's one of his first MVP.
Yeah.
instances like that is where it's like, okay, like things might get scary.
But as long as Yokic has some other star level player like Jamal Murray, they're completely
fine.
Yeah, Jamal and Aaron Gordon are there, they'll be fine.
I in terms of playoff series and like having max level versatility and just like not having to put too much on MPJ's shoulder or Aaron Gordon's shoulder which will happen now because you know KCP's gone I understand you on that front honestly MPJ needs the fire lid under him he needs to take a more recreation load so like I think we can see a world where like this forces them to put more pressure on him to carry his weight and if not maybe he has to be traded one day like it will kind of force her hand to realize.
if he's the one there.
I don't know.
And obviously, you know, having less players,
they have less margin for error for injuries,
which, of course, is going to be a thing,
and I recognize that.
But when they're healthy,
it's going to be exactly the same way it's always been.
Westbrook's going to be more than happy
to just pound the air out of the ball
and set MPJ up.
So I don't know.
Oh, my gosh.
He just might just be okay
with just standing there waiting for the ball.
God damn.
What's your next team?
How many teams do we have left?
Do we still have, like, half the league to go to?
Yeah, we need to, yeah, it's starting.
Okay, so let's go ahead.
Utah Jazz.
They're going.
going to suck. Some team has to suck. You need to learn that the Utah Jazz are not going to be
halfway taking like last year. They're not going to be semi good. Nope. Trash. I don't. That's very
interesting because I don't believe that. And like I think the jazz are going to be solid. Like they're
they're probably going to do the same thing that they've done over the last three years. They have,
they have good players and a good coach. Like something that I will say, you're right. But someone has
to be absolutely terrible. Like usually two, three teams. That's what they're
Clippers are four.
They're not going to be as bad as the Utah Jazz.
That's why they're here.
They're not going to be as bad as Utah Jazz
because they have better players
and a better head coach.
So just not.
Someone has to be trash.
It's going to be them.
Keep in mind.
The Trailblazers are going to win like six games
a year.
God damn.
It's going to be horrendous.
They're going to be legendary trash.
Dude, they're going to be so fucking piss.
It's unbelievable.
They might win 12 games.
They're going to be awful.
The West is going to just dogwalk them.
rattled off another team. Portland Troblasers
they have great trade pieces like you said
but just everything
something that everyone needs to know you need
to learn that they're going to get dog walked okay
another thing you need to know is that
they're also going to have
probably a lot of trades
happen for them this season. Jeremy
Grants of the world, the
DeAndre Ains of the world
and Matisse Stibles of the world. They have a lot
of pieces to unload. Let's just
Don I think it's your team. Let's add the Spurs into this.
The Spurs Jazz and Trailblazers are going to be
only three teams in the Western Conference that are not competitive in the playing race.
To you.
What?
No, you're sleeping on the Spurs.
To you.
Dude, there's like fucking 13 teams.
I like the Spurs a lot.
Be serious.
Not everybody can be in the race.
They're going to be like the 13C.
There's no.
Look at who's above them.
You think the Rockets are going to be worse?
They could be.
We will talk in more detail next week.
But I'm saying this right now.
And this is one of my points for the Spurs.
Last year, they would trash on defense.
in almost every single way, except for one, right?
Their rim defense was just outside the top 10.
They were 11th in room defense,
and it's because they have the avatar.
They have Wembe right there.
Having him and Castle and Castle there,
you beef up your defense a little bit,
you get a full offseason in terms of being in the NBA,
him being bigger,
and the fact that he's not going to be on like a minute's restriction
for some of these games.
like you're going to be able to to get a much better defense i do think that they are
going to be i think that his elevation and his growth they're going to be in the race i don't know
if they're going to get to 10 dude but they will they will be in the race do who's in fall out then
the race can't be seven you never know you can't sit down and assume so like none of these teams are
going to fall out some team always has sure like major instry stuff or like just yeah beef or whatever
the case maybe you know what even then even with that happening we'll just do a little preview for next
week. For 7 through 10, for 7 and 8, I think the competition will be the Lakers, the
Kings, the Pelicans. That makes sense right. For 7 and 8, two of those three teams will
probably get it. Okay. Probably. Yeah. Then after that, next tier, we have the Rockets,
we have the Clippers, and we have the Warriors. That, but now at 16 for four slots.
I got some bad news for you. I get it. I get it. I don't like the Clippers of Warriors either,
but that's 16 and four spots. Regardless, they're not going to, Kauai is not going to miss 80
games, I hope not. If that happens, you're sure, they're going to be gone. You never know.
You never know. He missed amazing all the time. Yeah. Obviously, you never know, but we have to
assume that like, you know, if things are regular, the clippers. You do know with Kauai. That's the thing.
That's the thing is like you, Kauai had one of his healthiest seasons. If you think that at this stage
in his career, Kauai Lennon is going to have back to back of his healthiest seasons of his life,
I can't, I can't see that happening. We are going to witness a lot of James Hart and
And I'm not, again, I'm not saying they're going to get to 10, but I'm saying that they will be in the race and it will be competitive. Sure. And here's the thing. They have the fingers at the bottom of that tier. Okay, okay. We're getting way too much into the season previews right now. We got to save it. We got to save it. There's just no room. They got to tap in. They got to tap in. They got to tap in next. They got to tap in next. Y'all are giving them too much. Y'all gave me too much. You're just, be fucking realistic. There's so many teams in the West. There's just no room unless three. Unless three of the six teams above them fall off, which I guess is possible.
How can you predict that to be the case of that?
That's just all that means is you want to be doing it next week.
Come back next week and why be predicted.
Straight confirmation bites.
Why do you think they'll be better than the Warriors?
I think stuff will miss 70 games.
All right.
You never fucking know, bro.
But next team, trash team.
I can say anything at this point in the season.
At this point in the calendar where no basketball has been played,
I can say whatever I want and say, hey man, crazy stuff happens all the time.
I, okay, I will say whatever.
LeBrono fucking move to Mars and you ever know.
The Lakers are out of it.
It's getting kind of hot in California.
Maybe he doesn't want to be there anymore.
Oh, my God.
Who's the next team?
Don't know who are you next to you?
Okay, we're going to talk about the Washington Wizards.
They got Malcolm Brogden.
Listen, they got Malcolm Brogden in the building this season.
However, Malcolm Brogden is going to be Malcolm Brogden and he's going to be hurt.
he just got surgery like two days ago and so once yeah and so once again once again
the wizards are going to be in this rebuild we have no idea how it's going to go so bocarrington
shout out to you i want to see every move in your bag that's all like i want to see that
i want to see i want to see what belah has been doing in the offseason alix sar i already know
it's going to be rough for you in year one you're playing for that team it's going to be tough
So, like, things aren't starting off great, but hey, the Wizards, in prime contention for Cooper Flag already.
Exactly.
Be excited.
One thing you know about the Wizards, they are the worst team in the Eastern Conference.
They are Trailblazers East.
And it's not going to, it's going to be easy unless the Nets sell off all their competent players.
100%.
And then my next team that we're going to go really quick on, we're going to go to the Detroit Pistons.
And the second worst team in the conference.
Listen, y'all, y'all gave me some thinkers.
This is the bottom feeder section of the pod.
I love it.
The one thing that you need to know as a Pistons fan, it's not really no, but it's one thing
to rejoice about it. Be happy that Monty Williams is not on the sideline, because already
this offseason, this preseason, listen, Jaden Ivy, he looks pretty good.
Cade Cunningham, I've seen some clips. I have seen very little people next to him while he's
trying to do a move. That's good. He had a horrible game the other day, by the way. He was
atrocious. Yeah. But guess what? There weren't five people surrounding him. He wasn't
getting jumped as he tried to make a crossover he was atrocious on his own merit not because
of spacing yeah that's all you can ask for give him a chance to be asked on his own that's a step in
the right direction if you're a pistons fan and so now you have now you have jaded iv who's looking
a little bit better and maybe a situation where you can actually legitimately evaluate k kuttingham
going forward and saying like these these are the building blocks it this is not like the worst
spacing that you've ever seen in your life and you can you can make some move so
On an individual development level,
this should be one of the best years Pistons fans have had in a while.
Because it seems like J.B. Bickerstaff has come in
and made whatever they're doing competent, you know.
Again, they still suck.
But competent development, that's all you can ask for a rebuilding team.
It's a good trash, bro.
Yeah, exactly.
It'll be a good trash team.
It'll be the year where you can finally learn something about this young court
and figure out who stays and who goes.
yeah definition of a fun team we'll learn by these young players we'll know who to ship off
who's going to be the building blocks it'll finally be a non-wasted year at least in some way
yeah and i think fans will actually have sit down and have some enjoyment like when i sit down
and think about like trash teams in the NBA i sit down and think about like food for example
it's so disappointing sometimes you go out to eat at a restaurant and you order something you're
like this place is so overwhelming trash but if you're going at McDonald's or going to burger king
or whatever it might be.
It's trash food, but it's good trash.
You're having fun.
It's just like, it's experimental a little bit
because you don't eat there often.
You know it's trash, it's tearing up your insides,
but it's good.
You enjoy it for the moment.
Oh, okay, Dr.
Trashman.
I was like, okay.
I was like that back around.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Good job.
It's good trash.
It's a big mat.
It's trash, but you like it.
You have a good time despite the downsides.
Exactly.
Look at you.
Let's get another young team.
More trash?
Use and rockets.
No.
They're not trash.
They're not trash.
Yeah.
A team that's expected to make a leap.
12 C.
We'll talk about next year what that leap looks like and how much we believe in it because
they're going to be a very common team to be predicted to be like this year's thunder.
Everybody's going to want a new thunder for quite a while now.
And I get it.
The Rockets are prime to be in that position.
They will only be good if they're, if their most important players prioritize and given the chance.
You know who that is?
It's Reed Motherfucking Shepherd.
I'm banging the drum.
I've been banging all off season.
Reed Shepherd is the most important player on his roster.
That's one thing you didn't know.
No. I watched their preseason games. I watched the one yesterday. This one we're watching
right now. Them versus the Thunder. I watched them for the whole game because I knew they're
on my list and I wanted to learn a thing or two about how they're deploying these players.
The second that Reed Shepard touches the court, everything begins to click and makes so much
more sense. He is so clearly their most talented guard on this team. When this team becomes
good, if it's this year or if it's next year, whatever may be, it's going to be because their
offense is Sangoon and Reed Shepard, being the creators of the ball in their hands and they're
surrounded by length and defensive versatility around them.
That's what we have to get to.
We got to give the white boys the keys.
That's the answer to their season.
Because Reed Shepherd is going to be so good.
He is the one.
He is the one who will decide their ceiling.
Are you ready to give up on Jalen Green?
Sounds like you are.
When have I ever been on Jailing Green?
Jailen Green is Jailen Green.
I hope that he can be good because his team could use that skill set next to
Reed Shepard very well.
It would be great if that's their back corner of the future.
I've never been one that's hopeful about that outcome.
Look at Lou Geithor.
Hit him reverse layups.
Good for him.
Wait, man.
Reed's touch in the mid-range is so good.
We know he was one of the best three-point,
he was like the best three-point shooter in the nation in college,
so that should translate.
He's a very good passer.
He's a small defensively, so that would be a weakness.
Yeah, he has this whole cop look going on
with like the haircut and the mustache.
That is not being a county and I met.
What you mean?
Houston changed him, bro.
What you mean?
He looks like Travis Kelsey.
He is going to be the best playmaker
him and Sanguna are going to be the best playmaking talents in the team.
We'll see what a man Thompson could be like with his two-point shooting
if that could ever come around and let him be a passer.
But, you know, those will be the lead playmakers and you surround them with length.
And that's going to be the winning formula by the end of the season.
Okay.
I love it.
He's the heir apparent to Fred Van Vleet.
That's going to be the guy who gets his job by the end of the year.
Wow.
Shout out to Fred Van Ville.
And you're getting 40Ms a year for two years.
Frederico.
So basically, if you don't want to bet on Zach Eadie, be rookie of the year,
bet on Reed Sheper to be rookie in the year.
Those are going to be the two guys.
Zachary Rishishay has another word or two to say to you.
But we'll say he'll be first team, but he's not a rookie at the year.
Says who?
Me.
Not you.
All right, I got to give a second team.
The Dallas Mavericks.
Okay.
One thing I know about them is I think they're still going to have an elite defense
despite starting Clay Thompson.
I think I'm over being worried about that.
And I think expect them to be just as good as they wore the back half
last season, which if that translates, that means the MAVs are going to be like maybe the second
seat in the West. Yeah. And I think that's not crazy to expect at all. I, why do you feel this?
Really, that's all. I don't have one thing to point out because they've been so analyzed and we know
that Kyrie and Luca are amazing, the best ball handling duo in the league. And we know that Derek
Glythe is incredible and has a high ceiling. We know what PJ Washington brings. We know that
Najee Marshall is going to replace Derek Jones Jr. And that would probably be fine. I guess that's
the one thing is I think they are not going to really feel the impact of Derek Jones,
Jr. being gone. If they do, then that means Jason Kidd is not the defensive coach that we
once thought he was. Because if he cannot replace Derek Jones Jr. with Najee Marshall and had
them be fine, then they had bigger fish to fry. They had bigger fish to fry. They were never
that great defensive than it was a fluke. And I don't think it's the case. I think they have
a legit defensive infrastructure. I think they have two bigs that can defend the room well
enough and that PJ Washington, who's a very versatile impactful defender at the four,
they're going to be completely, completely fine and probably the two seat, I think.
Probably the Tuesday.
Okay.
All right.
Love to see it.
So the one thing you got to say is don't worry about the maps.
Clay Thompson will be fine.
And if he's not fine, if Clay Thompson's washed, it will be irrelevant because they can simply start Najee Marshall.
Yeah, who's completely fine and competent on all levels, whether it be offense or defense.
He's good.
I like him a lot.
Yeah, there's a reason why, like, the New Orleans Pelicans were a pretty good defensive team.
Obviously, a lot of that credit goes to Herb Jones way.
But having Herb Jones, the Dyson Daniels of the world.
And Najee Marshall just like
continue to see having those guys
in the game throughout all times.
You're gonna see, you're gonna have to sauce, bro.
I don't know Donovan feels differently.
We're gonna save that for next week
in the predictions episode.
So don't say a word, Donovan.
We'll get to that next week.
About the Mavericks.
Yeah.
We'll get to that next week.
We'll save that argument.
But if you're listening right now,
just know, the one thing you know is
I am not worried about them whatsoever.
I cannot say the same for the whole pod.
Stay tuned for next week to find out more.
Mo, who's your next to you.
Okay, we're on the New Orleans Pelicans.
Or I mentioned the Norris Pelicans anyways.
Let me just get this out the way.
One thing that you need to know about the New Orleans Pelicans,
one thing you need to learn is that Branim Hingham-Ingram has bills to pay next year.
It's contract here.
Hopefully he moves different.
That's it.
The other thing you need to learn.
One thing you know about him is Shams reported this morning that he hears that they're trying to start Herb Jones at the five.
Oh, yeah.
So one thing you need to know is they're fucking out of their minds.
What are we talking about?
Herb Jones is the best perimeter defender in the NBA.
He's the only reason they were in elite defense last year
because he could shackle the perimeter.
He could fight over screens and nullify them like Drew Holiday.
He could switch on the big wings and hold his own like Jada McDaniels,
incredibly versatile wing defender.
And they want him to be their full-time five.
Maybe that's not true.
That just can't happen.
Maybe it's not true.
That's insane.
And I guess the vision is you have him at the five
and you can put Dejante Murray, Trey Murphy, Ingram, Zion,
Herb Jones
and switch one through five
That's dope
That's an awesome lineup
For a bench lineup
To give in spurts
For that to be your starting look
And tax him
To guard fives from the start
of the game
To post up with a Jonas Valchunis
To post up with whoever else in the league
God forbid
Nicole Yokic
That's an insane way
To utilize your talent
Yeah
I hate the jokes
I've done to our community man
I hope that Shams is yapping
And he's just misheard
And that it's not true
Because that is so fucking stupid
It just doesn't make any sense
It just doesn't make any sense
Anybody with a functioning brain
Would understand like yeah
This cannot be true, bro
Yeah, we can't roll with that
I hope so you don't
Are you don't with your teams for you got one more
I think I got one more
Which is the oh two more actually
Damn
A lot of teams
I don't know
I got good on teams
I got good enough
You probably skip some Donovan
I almost forgot
Miami Heat
Oh actually not my turn
You go ahead Donovan
or Isaac.
Domin, you can go.
All right.
We're going to talk about the Milwaukee Bucks.
I actually have two things for them.
One.
Hell yeah.
One.
Last year, they did not run.
They were not a team that got out into transition a lot.
I'm very curious to see if Doc Rivers changes that.
I know that like even when they were, when Doc was coaching Philly, that was a thing that
like coming into every single year, they would, he would always preach.
And we would always hear like, oh, the Sixers, they want to, they want to run.
run. They want to be faster. They want to be, you know, they want to get out into transition.
I want to see if that's going to be able to happen because I do think that, you know,
when you have Janus running the break, that is fantastic. If you have Janus running the
break and he can kick out to Dane, that might be a way to get their synergy together, right?
And so I think that that for an old team also, we'll see what happens. But that is one,
that is one thing that you need to know and that you, I guess, need to, you know, be watching out for.
The second thing, Chris Middleton got posted on their social media today.
And that is kind of a good side of a good side.
For a guy who has had two ankles, two ankle surgeries over the summer, you just want to see him.
And he was smiling and he looked happy.
So.
Lord Lumpies and good spirits, we need it.
Hey, man.
Chris is happy.
I'm happy out of Milwaukee right now.
And at this point in the offseason, that's all you can ask for.
So those are my two things for Milwaukee.
And then next team, Golden State Warriors.
Isaac talked about this all year last year.
And one of the main reasons why he did not believe in the words
is because they were lasting rim volume.
They did not get to the rim.
They put no pressure offensively on the basket.
They went out this offseason.
They got Buddy Healed.
They got Anthony Melton.
They still really don't have guys who can put pressure on the rim.
And they are really, really doubling down on that.
And their offense is going to be very, very boom or bust
because obviously Buddy Healed is a show.
shooter, you have Steph, you have Steph there. Yes, you're going to, you're going to have
cutters. You're going to be putting a lot on Kaminga's plate to just be, you know, a downhill
demon and use his athleticism and stuff like that. But if that three ball is not falling, it can get
ugly. And we, we are going to see the, the Warriors offense look probably as stale as we've
ever seen it in stretches. Yeah, it's going to be exactly the same as last year. It's going to be
asked. Again, the only way they could create consistent rim volume is empowering Jonathan
Kaminga. That's why we talked about two weeks ago on the biggest questions episode. I said,
is he going to be a star? Because they need him to be. And the one thing you got to know is
they did nothing to empower him to be that. They do not have a stretch five. They have to play
Dremont Green at center for Kaminga to start because Kaminga has to be a four because he can't
play the three defensively. Dramong green at center is cool, but it gives you very little punch.
And to get a nice size defensively where Dremont can play the four and be his natural position
where he can be the best defender in the league, you need a stretch five. And they don't have
that. So either they go small and nullify Dremont's impact to a certain extent, but allow
Kaminga to cook offensively, or they go big and make Kaminga irrelevant, but Dremont can
defend well, and they have no spacing and no worm attack. They are stuck between two terrible
options unless they make a move to get a Kelly Olinic or get a whoever the hell is out there
as a stretch five. At this point, they have zero ceiling of being an elite offense, I think.
Basketball, hell, that's what I like to call. It's truly terrible. If I'm a Steph Curry fan,
I'm not going to have a fun time at all this season.
that's me what's your next team Isaac
which one do I want to go with next
I have
okay I'll do first team is the Boston Celtics
what you need to know about them is
they will be in the NBA finals again
that's really all there is to say
they are far and away the best team in the east
I love what the Knicks have done
I like what the Sixers have done
I do have faith in the bucks bouncing back
none of it fucking matters if the Celtics are healthy
they're going to walk to the finals just like they did last year
all these teams are fighting for second place
unless the Celtics get injured, which is always possible.
In that case, we'll see something crazy happen.
But assuming good health, expect the Celtics to be equally as dominant as it were last year.
And I wish I had something better to say for you.
I looked for a while to find something unique to say about them.
That's like a deep dive into something.
And I just couldn't think of a goddamn thing because they're just so good
and we all know everything about them.
And it's going to be the same.
All right.
You got it.
They're bound for the finals.
Yeah, it's really like not interesting.
like they're just the best team in the conference and it's not remotely close another not interesting
team are the toronto raptors they have very little storylines very little things to dive deep into
and when it comes to where they are as a team scottie barnes to developing and manual quickly
trying to see if he can be a long-term partner same for r j barrett i guess so far one thing
you need to learn is that a true swing factor for this team they're not going to make any
noise no matter what they're not going to be playing bound playoff bound at all but if brady dick
can show signs of furthering his steps in development and looking like actual due to compare
alongside scotty warren's long term actually hit shots i think during the last 15 20 games the last
season he averaged a cool 15 points on damn near 40% from three that's a great guy and that's
another building block to the team that'll help make them play series basketball next year i think
I think the Raptors have my least favorite team in the league right now.
Why?
Besides like the nets or something.
I just find them so uninteresting.
I said least favorite.
Not worse.
They're not piss.
I just find them so uninteresting.
And I think it's because they're running it back with no first on pick because they made
that fucking God awful tray for Yacopodal and gave up their pick this year.
Yeah, I agree.
They're severely lacking like brute young talent who has, who have like super interesting
elements.
Now they did go ahead and suck the dude.
I forget.
He's a guard.
and um dreads we do uh something walker something walker something walker yeah jacobi walk yeah
oh yeah we'll take the 17th pick yeah yeah yeah exactly he is cool cool but more so if i'm
them i'm looking for the big of the future and that's something that they need in order to jolt
all of our interests back if not we and we and pain don't know if they had their pick they could
have picked hell out where they could have picked zag yee because they could have had the eighth pick
they could have something interesting they yeah
Hey, Yaku Poto, shout out.
He's going to get traded.
One thing you know is they will be trading Yacopoto at some point this season.
Like I get a first roundbook.
That I can promise you.
They certainly will not.
They will not get the athra pick overall.
I guarantee that.
Donovan, what's your next team.
I'm going to put my hat to the forward because we mean business right now.
Oh, my God.
We're talking about the new next.
And the one thing, don't act like you didn't spew propaganda for like 20 minutes earlier.
The one thing that I want everybody to know.
is that this season
you guys will enjoy wingstop
which is what we are calling our perimeter
demons O.D. and O.D. and O.D. and O.N.O.B. and Mekyllis. They
are so dominant, man. And I, and I
I want everybody to understand what this duo is going to be able to do because
after seeing, after seeing McHale and O.G. and Josh Hart
just switch on the, on the perimeter and keep people in front of them,
I feel a little bit better.
about having cat at the five.
And like when you have really, really good, you know, defensive fives,
you're able to be like, hey, you know what, you handle everything.
We'll just try to, you know, funnel everybody into it.
You can get your, you can get your blocks and everything like that.
But when you have cat at the five and you have brunch at the one,
somebody's going to have to be hidden.
And on a night-to-night basis in the regular season,
I feel very, very confident that this team is going to be able to put teams
in a lot of uncomfortable positions
because of their versatility
and the switchability on the perimeter.
And seeing O.G. and McHale
just being such sync brought a tear to my eye
in preseason basketball. And I'm so excited
to watch these guys just terrorized players
for 36 minutes a night. And so, yes,
understand this perimeter defense is real.
And so some of my concerns
have been alleviated.
Okay.
look at that. No, I feel very good about this team, too. We obviously had our episode,
but we made Night of the Trade. We weren't super high on it. I don't think we eviscerated it,
but we were like, I don't fully understand it. I understand it more now,
especially with the news today that Shams came out with and said that
Mitchell Robinson is not going to be better until 2025. He will not be available on this team
until the next calendar year. They couldn't go into the season with no centers at all,
starting Jericho Sims. So they had to make a move fast and Kat ended up being that move.
Campaign. Thank God. Thank God they did that.
man because if they had that team they had before
with no match of Robinson for a whole year, it would have
been ugly. Hidious.
We're going to be so good. I love this.
Also, I guess one thing you know is
McKill Bridges was definitely fucking phoning
in defensively on the Nets. He looks
so much better defensively already in the preseason.
He did not lose a step defensively at all.
His ass was not trying in Brooklyn.
Would you try if your Murray Cowbridges
in Brooklyn? What are you playing? Probably not.
Not if they make me run dirty pick and rolls a game.
They were money laundering. We've known
this. And now
He's happy.
I love this.
Him and O's going to be crazy.
No, it is.
Yeah.
Okay.
Something's better to be scared.
My next team.
Fear,
Time sent Maria.
150.
Shaking.
I have the Cleveland Cavaliers.
They're strange, man.
I don't know how to feel about them.
At first I wrote down,
expect Evan Moby Leap is coming.
And I still do believe that.
As one thing you should know,
Evan Moby is going to be a lot better.
I think in the preseason and in the playoffs last year,
we're seeing more aggression from him.
The jump shot isn't going to come along, I don't think.
I think it's dead in the water.
But I think his pose scoring is getting a lot better.
He's getting to the rim using his body and using his length more,
despite not having the strongest build.
He's getting good at knocking people up their spots
and using his length to finish over people.
So I think he'll be in the all-star running this year.
Ooh.
All-star running.
I don't know that he'll make it.
I don't know that he'll make it.
But he'll be in the running.
He'll be in the conversation, which is never great.
We've never had that convoy of him old before.
and I think he'll be like on the fringes
because I think he'll once again be
one of the five best defensive players in the world probably
in the conference at least
he's going to be in that running for DPOI
like he was two years ago when he was third
the last time they had a healthy season
I think he'll be in that level again
and I think the scoring is going to be up there
I think he's in a surpassed 20 points per game
if that's the case then the Cavs are a lot
to be one of the top four seats
in the Eastern Conference
no they are not because that conference is good at the top too
I think they can be five
If Moby's an all-star and is averaging
like 20 points a game no they'll be
Or just averaging 20 a game, they have to be top four.
Keep in mind, it doesn't matter if he's an all-star
because they still have a non-shooting big next to him
and we still don't know if Dary's Garland and D. Mitch can work together.
So, like, it's no guarantee.
If he's giving me 20 a game, Jared Allen, love your game,
but you can go to hell.
Okay, I'm prioritized.
All right.
Evan Mobley is aggressive.
We were just calling him Derek favors just four months ago.
He scored like 17 last year.
It's not like he averaged 11.
It's not that big of a joke.
20?
Think you and your logos
and your Star Wars out of here.
Fuck that.
More of the stories,
it will continue to be frustrating.
I think they'll be a good team.
I think they'll be closer
to what they were two years ago
when they were healthy
because DeMitch isn't going to lose,
I mean,
Daris Garland isn't going to lose
15 pounds of muscle mid-season
because of a jaw injury.
So I think they'll be back.
They'll be good again.
And expect Evan Moby continue to get better.
But also,
I said I was going to say that.
That wasn't my primary thing
in the end of the day.
My primary thing
is why are we forgetting that Rich Paul said if Donovan Mitchell resigns, he wants to request
a trade for Darius Garland?
Why are you forgetting that Darius Garland does not want to be there?
I completely forgot that was the thing.
Me too, because that was reported that if DeMitch isn't traded, D.Macon wants to trade.
And then after it happened, Rich Paul did an interview and they asked him about it.
And he said, I have nothing to say about that right now.
Obviously as an agent, I want my guys to be in the best position to put up numbers so they can
attract value and be able to prove themselves in the league.
But he didn't want to say, I'm requesting a trade because it was already done, and there was no, that wasn't the right time to do that.
If these go south, I don't think that they just forgot that they were unhappy with his role.
So keep that in your mind come trade deadline that we've heard expressed written concern by Darius Garland and his agent for his role in this team.
Because they can't trade Evan Mobley, they can't trade Demetch.
Somebody said in the comments that Jared Allen got his extension and isn't eligible to be traded all this season.
I thought it was January 15th he couldn't be traded to.
I haven't fact checked that.
but if he can't be traded all year
because that extension
there's one less thing
so if they're struggling again
just keep in mind
that there's going
that's already not kind of happy
god damn
Darius you don't fucking Cleveland no more
okay
if he's not allowed to cook
he has to make his money
so I mean it
it'll be understandable
but if everybody's cooking
they're gonna win games
so Darius can just
be happy and win games
like he'll be fine
if they win games for sure
if they don't win games
then I think no more deemit trade convos
we're shifting to Darius Garland
if it doesn't work.
Just out of curiosity,
what teams you think would be interested
in someone like Darrys Garland?
If I'm the Orlando Magic,
I am hopping on that as fast as possible
because he fixed him in all your issues.
If I'm the magic I'm doing it,
if I'm the Lakers, I'm banging on the phone,
but here's two first-on picks,
here's Dalton Connect,
and here's fucking Bronny James if you want him.
Like, we're going all in.
Like, so many teams could use that point guard
that he would have a rich market.
They would get at least two good first-on-picks, maybe three.
Two good first-on-picks.
Look at this T.J. McConnell clone on the screen, man.
He's hooping.
Okay.
Anyways, my next team are...
I forgot to turn this game off.
I've just been watching the highlights.
That's why he's been zoned out.
I'm like, man, this is great.
We're going to be so good.
All right.
My next team and my last team are the Miami Heat.
I kind of alluded to the same to the same thing last episode, I believe.
I think I told you all, like, no one is signed under contract.
after next season at all so this is the last verse pretty much the last version and you know
yeah this is the last version of the miami heat that we're going to be witnessing led by jimmy
bowler tyler hero and bam out of bio nothing's going to happen to bam not sure it's going to
happen to tyler hero but i am damn near 90% sure that jimmy boller is not going to man on this team
donovan let us know a couple months ago whatever that um him and pat riley was you know having a little
bit back and forth. Pat Riley more so saying like, yeah, you can't play like somebody,
you can't play games. You're not healthy. And to me, seems like the Miami Heat have just simply
missed out on their championship window, had opportunities to make moves for Bradleyville, guys like
Zach Levine or whatever, guys like Donovan Mitchell and the last guy being Daniel. Now,
they still have all their picks and if something last minute was to happen, an opportunity can
be made and a push can be made. But I believe that they're probably getting ready to
move on from this chapter of Jimmy Buller,
get over this era,
and find the next thing to make them somewhat respectable as a team.
Unless,
play out Jimmy comes again and we get into the miraculous finals run.
Oh my God.
Let's dead this, please.
It's over.
It's not impossible.
We've been here, done that twice now.
Who's to say what happened for the third time?
That was like three years ago.
You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
At this point in the year,
you can say whatever you want.
And be like, hey, you never know.
It might have.
Hey, 2020, 2022, I'm 2023, that's 2025.
There's a pattern here.
They go up and down, up and down.
They're due for an up year.
That's all I'm saying.
That man is 35 years old.
And listen, shout out to starting five because on the show, I am remembering.
I'm like, yo, I actually do rock with Jimmy Butler a lot.
Like, he is cool.
I'm still having a very hard time believing that at this point in his career,
flipping the switch like that.
is a luxury that's available to him.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Me either.
Is that the last team?
Donovan, do you have any teams left?
No, I'm good.
You sure?
Because last time we had two teams we didn't cover last time.
They weren't my teams.
They weren't my teams.
Yeah, exactly.
Are you done?
I have the Sacramento Kings, actually,
which you gave me last second.
Okay.
I don't have anything to say about the Kings.
I was looking and I was like,
I don't know what you should know.
I guess I'll say what you should know about the Kings is.
I think they'll be pretty,
they'll be very good in regular season.
I think they'll get back to what they were two years ago when they were the three seed.
They won't be the three seed, but they'll look closer to that.
Due to the conference strengthening, they won't be that high.
But they're going to be like a top offense again, I think.
It'll translate to the regular season greatly.
Damar is going to make them better in the regular season.
But I also call me a hater.
Kings fans hate me on Twitter.
I don't care.
I have zero affecting them in a playoff setting.
So get ready for a very fun regular season that I personally do not believe will translate to anything in the playoffs at all.
That's how you can ask for as a Kings fan.
I think they would like more,
but I cannot tell you I believe you will get more.
I can't give you that right now.
I can't give you a damn thing.
I can give you.
You'll be in the playing race.
You'll be in the playing race,
but you'll be in the top half
and you'll be looking real good
to get one of those seven or eight seeds,
which is a strong thing to be in the conference this year.
That's not a slight.
I'm sorry, I can't give you that.
Oh my God.
Listen, I didn't get it.
They'll just be in that race.
They'll play the seven rate game.
Tune in next week.
So I can elaborate.
on that point but right now
looking kind of scared
I think you guys would be good
at least in my mom at I think
they'll be good
I would say something that was very interesting
for me entering this season
until like news came out
like a couple months ago
like two months here or whatever
Devin Carter the recent 22 and 4
graphic which is very tantalizing to me
or at least he was toward his shoulder
and he's going to be missing out
you're very tantalizing to me
yeah he moved me for show
but seeing that
Saying that he torn his labrium and his shoulder out,
yeah, there's pretty much nothing to be learned.
Yeah, tough.
Okay, TikTok time now.
Woo!
Welcome to TikTok time.
My favorite words.
Yep, once again, we're beginning with a draft.
For a while now, we've been doing these drafts on the stream.
We're once again bringing one back to the main pod.
you know keep on your toes a little bit you don't know what to expect all these people
talking with some where the draft said where the draft set come to the streams td3 tuesdays you've been
there where you at it's here that that's what the live streams are like a third of you that
watch the main pods weekly watch the streams some of you guys are missing out those are
essentially second episodes with tictox in them so if you click to this time sam first because
you're a creator and want to see ticotks hit the live streams let's do it let's lock in so today's draft
we're doing a draft of NBA journeyman
to qualify as a journeyman
you have to play for at least five NBA teams
which it's kind of tough
that's a lot of teams like more than you would think
five NBA teams is a lot
dude that's a lot of themes
but also
some guys be ring chasing
some dudes just you know
they get passed around at the end of their careers
this is true
yeah so the order for the draft
is me first
most second Donovan third
you guys know how this works
we're going to draw full NBA lineups
with only players who played for at least five NBA teams.
Okay.
With that being said, the first pick in the draft, give me Shaquille O'Neal.
Ah.
Damn it.
I'm glad I had the first picking this one.
I'll say that.
As soon as I thought about like journeymen,
I immediately thought about the Shaquille O'Neal memes.
Yeah.
Rainbow jerseys.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Okay.
For the sake of strategy,
I don't think he's the second best player in this draft.
But I need a big giving me Dwight Howard.
It's not a bad pick, okay.
Okay.
Not a lot of dreaming and bigs, not a lot of great ones.
Back-to-back Superman off the board.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
My bad, my bad.
He's not Superman.
First pick overall.
I will take Christopher Emmanuel Paul as my point guard.
Ah, okay.
I knew he wasn't coming back to me, but I had some hope.
Yeah.
Yeah, nah, no, no, no, no, never going to happen.
Then at my three, I, I would love nothing more than if Tracy McGrady was my small forward.
Mm, okay.
Okay.
Interesting.
All right, so as my small forward, Seattle, O KC, the Brooklyn Nets, the Phoenix Suns.
Nope.
Damn, he doesn't count.
Nope.
Damn.
Wait.
Seattle and okay,
C doesn't count to you.
That's cheating.
Wait, how does that count?
That's the different team.
That's changed your name.
It's a different team.
They changed your name and they changed the city.
It's the same.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Either way, he didn't play for five, so whatever.
No, he played for five.
What?
No.
No.
Okay, anyways, I'm not even making that pick.
Regardless of the fact,
go ahead and give me.
You don't know.
You weren't prepared.
Oh, you're going old school.
Let me go old school two
Give me Vince Carter
Oh okay
You're two or three
Yeah
I'm taking it
Putting Vince at my three
Okay
Him and Dwight
Some high flyers
See I knew you
Yeah
Athleticism
See the thing is
You guys didn't do your research
Give me James Hard
I'm at my point guard
I was hoping
That you didn't do your research
And he'll fall back to me
Okay
I was tempted to go hard and won
Yeah
Thunder Rockets
Nets
Sixes
Sixers, yeah
I don't need a guy like that
in my franchise anyways
How are you defending
a hardened shack pick and roll
Kraft is done
Co-bars
That's how
Distractors
And to go with them
That's the only way to do it
Who do I want to go with next
You know what
I'm a power for
Give me Chris Weber
That's good
That's good work
That's cool
Amazing passing talent
On this roster
Chris Weber, okay
Hmm
So
I can either select a two or four
You know what
Let me make Donovan hurt some more
Just a little bit
Give me Dante de Vincenzo
My two guard
Dante DeVincenzo
Made your all-time journeyman list
Okay
He's hot, hot topic man
He's hot, all right
Come on now
I knew you were to say that.
See, this is what I'm saying.
This is why you should draft for yourself, right?
For your own team instead of trying to, you know, mess up what I have going off.
Focus on yourself.
At my center, give me to Kimbe Metumbo.
Classic.
You could have picked him later because we'll have you the goats.
Well, listen, I don't know.
I don't know what Mo's going to do.
I don't know.
You might go two settings and ever know.
Exactly.
So I have to get.
so I had to give my time
by the center
well most of the player
in kamikaze is old too
and there's a bullshit
it's my center
at my power forward
I have to go
with the homie
give me Carmelo Anthony
he put for five teams
yeah
he definitely did
Denver the Knicks
the Lakers
pulling trailblazers
some other team
and thunder
and thunder
or Rockets, yeah.
Laker.
Wow, I forgot.
Melo was a journeyman.
Wow.
He slipped through the cracks.
I completely forgot.
Okay.
Listen, he didn't show up on my list of research.
That's some defortunate, but okay.
So yeah.
Those are my two picks.
Okay.
So.
I like that my team is showing up.
All right.
This is good.
It's so good.
Okay.
Damn.
Hold on.
A last minute player just popped into my head.
I got to see if he actually pay for five teams.
Okay, do some mental math.
I'm thinking about the years.
Nah, I don't think he made it.
Tough.
Damn, he didn't make it. Okay, whatever.
Tough. Say a name.
At my point guard, give me Mo Williams.
That is an absolutely horrible pick for who you could have had.
How's a horrible pick?
Don't tell me.
There's a lot of good point guards left.
It's too late.
Anyways.
Show me.
I'm gonna move hard into my shooting guard.
Give me Chauncy Billis in my point guard.
Ah!
Oh, okay, that was okay.
Need that.
You put hard and toys.
That's okay.
Oh, no, there you go.
That's okay.
To me, Chauncey Billups, and to round it out, I need a perimeter defender.
Give me wrong our test.
See, that's great.
He was a dream.
That's good stuff.
What are the teams that did you play for?
All of them.
He played for Chicago.
He played for Philly.
He played for the Lakers.
He played for the Knicks, and he played for Houston, and he played for Sacramento.
And he played for the Pacers.
I do not remember Sacramento in the slightest.
He played for three years from 2006 to 2008 before he went to Houston
than the Lakers.
I do not remember Sacramento in the slightest.
The Pacer shipped into Sacramento after he got himself suspended here.
Okay, you know what?
You got to run our test.
I need someone who's with the shit and down for whatever.
Go and beat Ronor test ass.
Give me James Jones.
I know James Jones.
He picked James Jones.
No, no, no.
You didn't even know who James Jones is.
No, no, no.
Yeah.
No, this is not my job.
You announced.
That's not my job.
LeBron's not my death.
That's not my draft, bro.
This is the second time you've done this, same mistake.
No, it's not.
This is not my draft.
Don't you.
That is not my draft.
I refuse to have my name on here.
Inde, Phoenix, Portland, Miami, Cleveland.
Yep, James Jones made five.
You got them.
No, no.
This is not my, this is not my draft.
That's bull.
David, who's the last pick?
My last pick at the two guard.
I want some more defense.
Give me Gary Payton.
Okay, Gary Payton for five to use?
Yeah.
That's nice.
I thought about that last minute
Damn
Seattle, Milwaukee
the Lakers
Boston
and Miami
Oh
I didn't even realize
That tough
I would have picked him
Over Billups I think
That's who
That's what I thought
You were
You were gonna pick
No I forgot
Gear Paying I didn't see him
I didn't
The team was small
But your team was full of hoopers
I didn't let out a fake screen
That
That way you could think
That you got
Your team is fucking strange
I don't think
It would really work
but there's some talent there.
Who?
You got two bucket getters,
two point guards and a big.
Who are the two bucket getters?
Mellow Mellon.
T-Mack.
Okay.
Exactly.
You got a lot of that.
But okay.
A table setter,
a defender,
two bucket getters,
but tumbo.
We're like it.
We're okay.
It's going to be nasty to watch.
I have Chauncy Billups,
James Hardin,
Ron Artes,
Chris Weber,
Shaq.
Nice.
I got Mo Williams,
Dante,
Devin Chenzzo,
Vince Carter.
I don't know who that for is.
and Dwight Howard.
It's not James Jones.
It's on my team.
You're throwing a fit room.
All we did was listen to the words you said.
That is true.
I put no words in your mouth.
It's literally the words you said.
It couldn't be closer to it.
It couldn't be closer to it.
Far from it.
It is the precise two words you said.
That's what it is.
You've been taken seriously and read literally.
All we did was trust you in the words you said.
It's not what I said.
That's true.
Can we go with the six men?
Because all I want to do, I want Rashid Wallace on my team as well.
Bet, I want Isaiah Thomas.
Give me 5-9 God off my bitch.
Let's go.
You know what?
Who's your six-man, Mo?
Give me tattoo man.
Give me Chris Anderson.
You could have had James Watson.
No.
That boat has shipped away.
I don't need that.
I wanted to pick IT so bad, but Bill's was there.
I'm like, he just fits it hard and I got to do it.
But I wanted I see really bad.
CP3, Gary Payton, T-Mack, Carmelo, Matumbo, Rashid Wallace.
Yeah.
I love that team.
The bag is a great T.
That's a great T-K team.
I love my team.
Very fun 2K team.
We're alive to hate each other.
Oh, 100%.
It would be awful.
Next thing we're going to do, run back a tier list.
Getting back to our roots a little bit.
I haven't done a tier list in a while besides the one we did on stream.
That was a full episode tier list.
besides the one we did three days ago
we haven't done it
we haven't done a TikTok
tier list in quite a while
and with that being said
we're going to do a tier list
of the oldest players
in the NBA
I got the 10 oldest
active players right now
we're going to put me
a cheer list
based on where they are
in their careers
geriatric
I
geriatric tier list
okay
so first name
LeBron James
ST he's the greatest
old man
the game is every single
the greatest retirement home
E in NBA history
Yeah exactly
The man who seems to
I don't want to say not age
But barely age
Put him in ass
No he's listen
I saw a dunk from the other day
He's getting not that high
Off the ground but I say
His eyes are not going past the rim anymore
I'll tell you that
But man those shoulders are flying
He's
In the post using that strength
Okay
Let's go with a champion
Al Horford
He could probably be an A
Still very service
Yeah we're going off where they are this year
He's a backup but he's going to be playing an important role
Because he has to start with KP injured
So
I don't know
He's vital to a championship team
Yeah
Yeah exactly
I think he's super still vital
He would get minutes on any team
To this day still
He'll play 20 minutes on any team
And I mean like compared to the other old men on this
On this list he is better than a lot of them
So yeah we can go A with Al Horford
He's a.
Yeah, after LeBron, there's a stark drop-off.
I almost feel like maybe there is no A-tier's old men right now.
No, a bunch of B and lower and the LeBron is just like God.
He is like two tiers level, two tiers above everybody else.
So maybe he should be B and he should be the second highest.
No, let's stick to the context.
Old men, Al-Hawford is A.
All right, all right.
Where do you want to go with Jeff Green?
He might be C or D.
He became that money though.
Jeff Green keeps the job.
I don't know what team it'll be.
I can promise you to be a new one every year, actually.
But he'll keep a job.
Who is his agent?
God damn.
A good one, I'll tell you that.
I'll go see.
He's a, yeah, either C or D.
He's serviceable for like 10, 15 minutes a game.
Yeah, Jeff.
Yeah, he was six and a half points last year.
That's not bad.
That's really good.
But that's also, it's also he's one ankle sprained away from being an assistant coach.
so I'll say I'll say you see you say that man's on Corey Brewer timing
100%
where do we go with PJ Tucker
he may don't know what PJ Tucker
He may be 39 demanding trades
Put him in the last three years
PJ Tucker shows up at what he signs contracts
To go play for NBA teams and shows up angry
the vibes have been awful around PJ Tucker
The only headline about him in the last three years
Is when he wants to be at a new team
And it happens every nine months
He's constantly upset
Why are you so angry PJ
The most difficult 39 year old ever
Bro he got nice shoes in a in like
Makes it over a billion dollars a year
I don't understand it
Can we go see to with him as well?
Isaac you said this last stream
But for the people on the podcast
This man averaged
1.7 points last year
the year before that
3.75
and the year before that
7
put him in F
30 he played 31 games last year
he is getting
with the Philadelphia 76
he's getting cardio
he's getting paid to do cardio
put him in F tier
yeah
it's a bit dramatic to my
one time favorite role player
but
your other favorite role player
also retired today
shout out Danny Green
shout out Danny Green
shout out Danny Green
okay
I know he's your favorite
Todd
Gibson.
Oh, now's his guy.
Isaac would fight people about Danny Green.
People don't know the value of transition defense.
Danny Green was an all-N-A-level defender.
Didn't get the recognition because people don't like it.
Talk about the time he almost won finals MVP.
Talk about it.
You remember those times?
Talk about the time he won a championship of my favorite team.
The only one I've ever seen in my lifetime to Los Angeles Lakers in 2020.
He loved that, man.
All right, where we're going with Todd Gibson?
Oh, he can't be F because he's always getting a job.
He's so reliable.
He's Tibbs.
That means a locker room presence.
Lockroom presence alone makes him higher than F.
He needs to be in like E for emergency.
If you are...
Every team with a button when you need a big...
Todd Gibson.
Emergency.
If you suffer two or more injuries at your center position,
Todd Gibson is coming into your facility for a 10 day.
Is that that that cartoon?
The replacements?
Yeah.
Replacement parents.
Todd Gibson is the replacements.
When I think about Todd Gibson these days,
I just think about old man Todd Gibson back in the...
I think it was a Hawk series or something like that
where he abs or Trey Young
snatched his ankles
and tore him apart.
Of course,
that's why he only signed
Trey Young.
That's why he only signed
10 days.
He got crossed and he was like,
yeah,
I can't do this part-time.
I can't.
I can't be a full-time NBA player.
We're going to detour with him.
At least he's not difficult.
He's a good lockering presence.
That's what you need from the old's.
Yeah.
Speaking of the replacement button,
where do we go with James Johnson?
Again,
he's like a hitman for hire.
Yeah.
We saw the Indiana patients have no guys back up, protect Tyrese Halliborne back when
they got in the scuffle with the Milwaukee Bucks last year.
The next day later, they re-signed James Johnson, who was unemployed for the mad long,
just to simply be ass.
He plays an essential role in the NBA.
If your team is lacking dog, you call his number.
That gets him a deedier.
Yeah, I agree.
He's just as useful as Todd Gibson.
I'm with it.
That's how I knew that the patients were a serious franchise.
They knew that they had to protect their first act played, and they called James Johnson.
They recognized it like a dog and made something happen.
Yes.
Some people sat on the hand and had just a puppy team.
They weren't okay with that.
They weren't complacent.
Yeah.
I like that.
Good job Indiana.
James Johnson bought his ass, his bags is his nunchucks all the way to Indiana.
His nunchucks is crazy.
Where do we go with Garrett Temple?
Who?
No, play.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
I know my bag.
Come on.
Bad, my bad.
Hey, I'm not going to lie.
I can't remember a notable moment of Gary Temple in the last like four years.
He's on the Raptors, but only technically.
He has a bag, and he's a good venture presence.
Not allowed to him.
He has a bag?
No, like, now we're just saying.
No, no, no, no, not like bag, like, uh-huh, but like he's a bad getter.
Like, put him in need.
Not like, uh-huh.
Yeah.
He gets paid.
Exactly.
So, he's a constant professional.
He's talked a lot.
He's talked about a lot.
one of the most, like, veteran-ass veterans.
Like, he's very good for your young player
locker room.
Sounds like another D-tier player to me.
Exactly.
Let's put him in D.
You keep him around to teach the young guys
how to tie their ties, how to file taxes.
He plays a role.
Probably invest money.
Don't employ your first NBA paycheck.
Garrett Temple is the guy.
Open a 401K, make a Roth IRA.
He's essential for these young guys.
Think about retirement.
The average NBA player's career
only lasts for four years.
Get your life together.
Everyone needs to care to help
in their life. I need to give me a Garrett Temple. I need a mentor.
Exactly. Come here. Come here. I got some game for it. I got some game.
I think he was in the NBA PA too. He's just buttoned up. He was. Outstanding member of the Union. Good job.
Chris Paul. Another outstanding member of the Union. No, no, no. Oh, he is. You're right.
Listen, if LeBron's, I thought he wasn't. I was like, oh, no, you're actually right.
I see Chris Paul
and I see the most
B-tier old man I've ever seen
Do you think he's less
effective than Al Horford?
Name me one important thing Chris Paul
has done in the last three years. He threw
Wembea Lobb two days ago.
In the preseason, fantastic.
Exactly.
Building chemistry for the regular
season. And he'll do that many times
and that's why he's B-tier because if he could throw a lot of
still. He's setting up
a future goat who you
You love for 14 minutes a game.
He's basically doing what Garrett Temple is doing off the floor on the court.
We've seen the groundworks to build a community up piece by piece.
That's what I'm saying.
We've seen Chris Paul over and over again, mentor the youth.
You wonder why OKC has an MVP candidate now?
Chris Paul.
I wonder how does Shagin so good at Griffin for fouls?
Chris Paul.
James Hardin's best chance for a championship?
Chris Ball.
Notices are all achievements done five years ago
But I'll take it Chris Ball can be a tier
He's been old for a long time
Like he's been old as soon as he turned like 32 damn
The moment the moment he got traded from the clippers
Oh man
Washed old
All right where do you go with jingles Joe Ingalls
Jingles
He'll put him in C because he still plays
Yeah he's very much like Jeff Green
He has a rotation spot
that he will not do a lot for you but he'll fill some minutes he's just the white jeff green that's
it you know they they both fill the role i don't want to say it but you're right they they feel
they feel they feel they feel the role they got the bald spot on top it's it's it's very similar
this is the unc tier let's read name c tier for unc i like unc tier okay cool he's probably
putting palo up on mad game i like that i don't think he's on the magic anymore oh yeah
i think he's he's like for somebody is it the bucks he's on who we play for no not the bucks
Joe Ingoals, who's he playing for right now?
Why am I drawn to
Some young team, is it the...
Timberwolves.
I'm looking at it up.
Yeah.
It's Timberwolves.
Yeah.
Oh, he's giving Anthony Edward
all the game.
Rob Dendingham, you are in good hands.
And that doesn't,
everybody needs an uncle locker room.
It works.
Jared Dudley kept the job for a while for that reason.
That's what I says.
This is the Jared Dudley dear.
Jared Dudley, too.
Okay.
And last but not least,
Kyle Lowry.
He's the perfect.
B-tier player he actually still plays sometimes I don't know how his
virtual leadership is that's fair he's more useful than Jeff Green but less
useful than Al Horford that feels exactly like B-tier yeah exactly exactly
Kyle Lowry's on a team and he will play more than we can say for a lot of
olds yeah put some expectations on him he's probably gonna disappoint you but
still productive he can still flop you know he gets to throw those hips around
yeah exactly
He just going to swing that wagon in the way of a nearby guy.
He doesn't nobody say any of that.
We're not saying that.
He's actually doing it.
He can draw an offensive foul.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah.
I'm just observing.
Yeah.
Backdoor screens, goad at it.
And there we go.
This is our tier list of the best olds in the NBA right now.
The top 10 oldest players, LeBron S tier, Al Horford and Chris Paul A tier,
Kyle Lowry B tier, Jeff Green and Joe Ingalls C tier,
Taj Gibson, James Johnson,
Garrett Temple D tier and PJ Tucker F tier.
Random straight.
It's not a random straight.
It's just difficult.
It is what it is.
Go to therapy, PJ.
Why are you so angry?
Oh, my God.
This might be the easiest cheerlecks who've ever done.
This was so clear cut.
There's no disagreement whatsoever besides our.
All we do is make perfect tierless, so it makes sense.
You say that and I feel like you're lying, but this instance, you are correct.
All right, man, next thing we're going to do, I'm going to name some NBA players, and I want you to tell me what it says about somebody if it's their favorite player.
Okay.
So, this is what your favorite NBA player says about you, assuming it's one of these 10 guys.
Okay.
First off, LeBron James.
You are a glazer.
I think you're a great guy.
What?
You are a glazer.
You say it's in my face then.
You are a glazer.
I'll say, I'll tell you you.
What do you mean?
I'm a truther, not a glazer.
No.
I just spread word.
It's a good gospel.
Anybody who has LeBron as their favorite player will go to the ends of the earth to glaze him and to tell you why he is their king, why he is their sunshine.
Why he, like you said, why he is their why in the morning.
Sometimes there's a grown man that's your sunshine.
I think you should acknowledge it.
Exactly.
I think they're ball knowers.
I don't know.
Who's to say?
Right here.
Glaze and glaze.
My point is me.
That fucking meme is so funny.
This is a little son.
Yeah, sounds like they're on the right side of history to me.
Exactly.
Sounds like time.
Sounds like history will verify you as being correct.
How about that?
It's hilarious.
You know, it's so like a greater topic.
Nah, I never mind.
Never mind.
Kevin Durant.
You're not loyal, but you respect greatness, I will say.
Tells me you kind of snakey a little bit.
You don't care about your homies like that.
You are selfish.
You do what's the best for you no matter what.
This is getting crazy.
Let's see.
If Kevin Durant is your favorite player, you are a contrarian.
You like to just be different.
Yeah.
I think you love a step.
aesthetics. Exactly. You think that you're quirky. You think that you're different. You're over here
just during lunchtime, shooting the ball like that, always. You definitely like to argue. And you
know Kevin Durant fan is quiet about it. You definitely argue to death or why he's actually been
the most talented player in the league. A hundred percent. Like, you're not just a calm Kevin Durant fan.
You are a stand. You're either 100 percent there or you don't like him at all.
And on top of that, your hair is nappy and you are ashy.
is her favorite player
you don't know what lotion looks like
oh Jesus Christ
As she on the elbows in the ankles
God damn
Start and fire
But you're probably a bucket
Absolutely
Your hezzy game
Right to left cross
Probably crazy
You got it
You've definitely been watching
YouTube videos
So replicate his moves
I guarantee you that
Huh
Ha
It's always
Next one
Dramon Green
Anger issues
Your teachers hated you
You were in medicine school
You had the silver teeth
You were biting erasers
You were just crazy
Skipping class going to the gym
Asking for just one shot
Proceeding to take five shots
Missing them all
That is you've always
You've always wanted to be part of a food fight
I guarantee you've always been like
Hey should we start a food fight
And nobody's never down
And you've been upset about that
Just a loser
You are the king
of in-school suspension.
You've loved with your teacher many times.
You've been put in timeout
in the silent corner too many times, bro.
You calling somebody a loser is so funny.
Your YouTube history, straight young boy.
I would hate to be defined as like a loser.
It's so like, it's so finite.
Being a loser.
You can't wear those pants.
You wear those skinny pants with the lines on them going all the way down.
Oh, the bike.
Losers.
That's the word of insult possible.
All right.
Next one.
Kyrie Irving.
Oh, you walk around the house, the mall, anywhere that you are, you're on stepping.
Really?
You can finish on any door frame that you see.
You think that jealous.
is the meaning of basketball
and you just
you hate analytics
anytime somebody tweets about a number
you're like get the shit out of my face nerd
you can't stand it
you probably failed math
you don't have a firm
grasp on algebra
not gonna lie they might as well
always just walk around the house
with tin floor on their head
not even in the house outside
tin floor on their head
and they're going down a different path
you're in touch with yourself spiritually
you definitely watch a lot of highlights
and practice them in the mirror
yeah
yeah okay okay
okay okay well
I had so many thoughts after you said the
10 14 that I had to restrain myself
I'm happy I didn't open those
those gates too much
Oh, you did.
Okay.
Next one.
Jordan Poole.
Oh.
You bite your lips way too often.
Entirely too often.
Yeah.
You send a lot of IG DMs.
You slide up on every single story you see.
Not only that.
You're a shot taker.
Yeah, for sure.
He's on a story.
I'm trying not to be too disrespectful.
No, no, no, no it is.
You're the time.
that if you hang out with some girls
and you're with your friend
you'll start clowning him way too hard
to try to impress everybody
he might put him in a headlock
he might put him in a headlock
exactly
he's a
y'all think I made too much money
I don't think I get too many bands
he's on his IG story
asking for like to be honest
and rates and some more stuff
and he's faking those rates to
making burner accounts
and just texting himself on
these stories.
Y'all think I should buy another
Mayback?
All right, next one.
Chris Paul.
You are a rule follower.
You have never broken the law in your life
and you will switch on anybody.
What?
You cannot be trusted.
Call monitor.
No, it is.
Note it is.
You are in junior ROTC.
That's what it is.
you have a good heart
that's what I'm saying
you are in line
you have a good head
on your shoulders
but it makes you annoying
you got like a 3.5
GPA in high school
pretty
pretty astute if you asked me
you are a limit
above average
there you go
you're doing better than most
you ain't 4.0
yeah you ain't 4.0
you ain't one of the greatest
but
you're doing pretty good
perpetual line pusher you'll do anything to win
our next one
devon booker
let's see
I just think of that clip when that one documentary was like
pretty boy soft
a bitch
I don't know who they were talking about
that clip is hilarious
they were talking about Christian Leitner
oh Christian Leitner
Who said that?
Who was like a bitch?
Who said that?
It was one of the
Jawan Howard?
I remember it was something like that.
It was the fat five doctor
And it was one of the
Yeah
But let's see
If Devin Booker is your favorite player
You're a fashion kid for sure
You definitely are super high
On all the brands
Yeah you know what you're doing
You're infactionated with the
He's probably one of them kids
You just be like
I was born in the wrong generation
type stuff
You wear loafers.
Yeah, exactly.
You thrifted all your clothes.
You were wearing Birkenstocks like six years ago, and now you're off that.
That's true.
Are you the definition of misunderstood?
Probably.
Yeah.
Might be.
Just standing all weird in pictures?
That's not a bull bull fan.
What else was my Devon Booker?
You're not somebody anybody would ever call tough.
When the going gets tough, you don't know exactly.
think I get going.
There you go.
No, it is.
I bet Devin Booker fans are Mama's boys.
God damn.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
I bet you are a mama's boy.
What did you see?
To tell you that information.
I don't know.
Love your mom.
Yeah, a lot.
A lot.
I can't tell you why.
I just feel like you're just very,
very close to your mother.
other side doesn't got to be a bad thing but it's a thing yeah just an observation
exactly okay I actually like them booker a lot which is funny next one joellen bead
oh you're a scammer scammer that was charged okay I was going to say tattletale but you took it
to a whole new level that feels charged no no no no no that
Scambers
Cray
You see credit card scams
You see credit card scams
Oh
Hey man
Next one
I can't focus on Joel
anymore
Anthony Edwards
You are 16
and if you're not 16 mentally you're 16 exactly you are a kid in an adult's body
sound like a real-eyed dude to me you grew up and you don't know how to do laundry because
your mother always did it for you that was funny did you see in starting five he said
i don't do my laundry ever he had his uncle like packs everything packs for him yeah what really
that's late yeah notice when you go to things no
Anthony Edwards fans
when they go to like Thanksgiving
they love like playing sports
with a little cousin
that's like dominating him
you see a kid
you have to destroy him in sports
every single time
he is sure Duncan on the seven year old
on their little
unlike the little Tykes thing
he's dunking on him
and you're just like
want to go see who could throw the football further
you just feel the need to flex your athleticism
with every chance
but once again
you are 16
age
Oh, you know what it is?
You're also the type that if you're a regular dude,
you believe you could hold your own with NBA players
or with NFL players.
You think you could just stand the dick.
I can tackle Marshall Lynch one time.
He said, bro, what?
Like, if you give me like 10 chances,
like you don't think I can get a one time?
I'll bring them down one time.
I'll trip them.
Like, I'm not, like, I'm not small or anything, you know?
Like, bro, I played football.
Like, I played, I played varsity.
I was in the sixth game.
ACL. I didn't blow all my ACL. I'd be there. Like you saw you saw you saw coach didn't like me like
me. Like I should have I should have played more. That's always the thing coach didn't like me.
Oh my God. That's so accurate. You said this. Kauai Leonard. What?
Quay Leonard. I was like I'll tell you off camera. But Mr. Gaines is if I see you is up. I'm
telling you right now. I better not see Mr. Gaines.
just right now.
Furious.
This is a crazy last name.
Seventh grade science
teacher, doubled as the basketball coach.
Man,
he didn't know anything.
Bro, literally,
no,
I'm going on.
I'm going on.
I'm going to tell you all right now.
I'll never forget.
I was so furious because,
now mind you,
I made my game.
I was Pat Bev in middle school,
right?
I was not talented.
But there was one game.
I was like,
I was trash.
Bro.
I mean, listen,
I hustled.
I did all the little things
because that's what everybody said
got you on the court.
We played like the season opener.
I did not get any minutes in the game.
I went to Coach Kansas
after practice the next day.
And I said, coach, not even saying like,
oh, you should play me.
I said, what do I need to do
to get on the floor?
Coach Kansas looked straight at me and say,
you're good.
Oh my God.
What a way to kill dreams.
I said, what?
Like, I can't do 18,000.
so co-cates if i see you is up it's on site
where none of your schools reputable or fixable at all
damn that's crazy he said you have no you have nothing you could work on
stay on that bench
stay on that bench you're good that's crazy
I was ridiculous
last player back to the topic of the video
Kauai Leonard
you're quiet
but you're hilarious
introvert
yeah introvert core
you stick to the basics in everything you don't you don't like anything flashy you don't like
anything yeah you tuck your shirt in you wear a belt you wear some nice tan slacks yeah jake jake
from state farm vibes yeah elite performer at your job though but whenever your co-workers ask you yo bro
you're trying to go out link let's go to a club nah he's good he's going to i gotta go home i gotta go
go home and do mental math yeah exactly exactly figuring out how to get better at his job when people
washing dishes yeah when people ask you like what do you do for fun you just say i really just
be chilling for real you know like yeah that's it chores yeah meanwhile he's taking like
oh yeah you have a clean room your bed is made your bed is made all the time
okay yeah i see that i see yeah yeah think about that one yeah and that's the end of that
I see some things about him do that don't make me think that, but whatever.
Maybe I don't have my Kauai Leonard knowledge of.
Next thing we're going to do, I'm going to put you guys through some NBA trivia.
Oh, man.
I have a slideshow prepared where I have five levels of NBA trivia.
You guys are on a team and you guys have to see if you can get through all five.
So at least one of you has to get it right to continue to move to the next level.
Five levels.
Okay.
All right, let's go.
I don't think it's super hard, but I don't know.
you guys suck a trivia so maybe you guys will disappoint me who suck at trivia not me i mean
are the questions actually real or are they like fake trivia questions like no no i'm not doing
this like mo where i get them all wrong like we've been fed before we've been set up to fail
these are correct answers this trivia is possible i'll tell you that okay put them up so
level one who is the fourth pick of the 2021 NBA draft well this is your back okay so who was the
faces the 2021 NBA draft.
This was Cade,
Jalen Green,
Evan Mobley, Franz Wagner.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no. No, it was, it was Scotty.
Thank God, Donovan knows,
it is Scotty Barnes.
Moe almost lost on level one.
Mo, the draft is your thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm tripping.
I'm tripping.
Donovan saved y'all.
Please, love.
Level two, who has the most DPOIs of all time?
Okay, so Rudy has four, Ben has four, the Kimbe has four, is there anybody with five that I'm forgetting?
I think there's somebody with five that I'm forgetting and I can't, I can't, I can't remember.
I can't remember who.
So I'm just going to throw this out.
Please say me Bill Russell.
Yes.
Mo, do you have an answer?
Is Bill Russell.
Level two, you guys failed?
No.
You had it right.
It's a three-way tie
between Ben to Kim Bay and Rudy Gaubert.
I thought.
I thought I remember.
I can't even post this
because y'all removing the TikTok
by losing a level two.
Damn.
Let's keep on.
Let's keep on.
Yeah.
You guys suck.
Let's keep going.
Just make this level five.
If you watch the episode,
you'll know what happened.
If you're on the TikTok,
you won't know.
It's fine.
You guys are asking.
but we're going to keep going.
Let's go.
Level three.
Level two.
How many times has LeBron average 10 assists?
One.
There we go.
One time in 2021.
I mean, 2020.
Yep.
Well, that's a little bounce back.
You still suck, but a little bounce back.
We're so good.
Level four.
What team drafted Kyle Lowry?
The Memphis Grizzlies.
Okay, look at that.
You still suck, but you got level four right.
Come on now.
We messed up one time.
We do this
And level five
Can you finish off strong
And redeem yourself
Who has more triple doubles
Hakeem Elijah won or Chris Paul
See this is just a fun fact
This is a trivia
Yeah
I'm gonna say Hakeem
I would lean towards
I don't know
Because I don't think
CP3 is getting
Rebounds like that
He has before
In his Slipper days
I think I remember
Watching
I came vividly
When he got one
Yeah
I'm going to Hakeem
I'm going to Hakeem
I think he's more logical
Because CPs always play with like
Biggs for real
Like really
What do you think is harder?
Do you think it's harder for a CP3 to get rebounds
Or for Hakeem to get assists?
It's harder for Cp3 to get rebounds
But it could be tricky
But we go Hakeem logically I would go to Hakeem
But I don't know why I want to say CP3
You guys went out sad once again
It is Chris Paul
I knew it's like for 21, you're 20 years
he has 18 and
Hakeem has 14
Oh see this
Yeah
At least you got three right
Damn
That's a majority
That's good
It's also a failing letter grade
We don't care about grades
We're not in school
Wait when you're in some
Some schools
I was made to wear this by some other friends in Georgia
60 is a D
Is that correct? Is that accurate?
Yeah yeah 60s a D
Yeah
And that's passing to some schools?
Yeah.
In college you can get credit sometimes.
But our school, you got credit for this class,
but a lot of your major requirements
you had to get a C at least.
Sounds like we passed.
I guess.
You got a horse credit.
Passed fail.
There you go.
That's what got me through senior.
Was past fair.
Facts.
Okay.
Next year we're going to do, you know,
a couple years ago now on the show,
we had some meetings for a lot of times.
This is season three of the show now.
We're going at it.
We've done,
who is the best player in this franchise
of history. We've done that for every team.
We've done who's the best offensive player for a lot of teams.
So we're going to mix it up.
Who is the most unguardable player
in this NBA team's history?
Okay. It's a little bit different.
It's unguaratable. So, you know,
that has its own meaning for some players. Some players are better,
but the term unguardable can be different.
Who can move your ass on 101? Who's undefeated in one-on-one?
There you go. So we'll start off with the easy one.
The Los Angeles Lakers.
Is it a key?
You can't guard Kobe.
You're going Kobe.
I think it might be Shaq honestly.
For unguardable?
Come on.
Yeah.
Kobe's way more likely to miss than someone like that.
Surely your glaze has a limit and you can at least him shack unguardable.
Do you want me to call Hakim Elijah want to get him on the phone?
Because he'll guard Shaq right now.
Hey, that wasn't a liquor shack.
That wasn't a liquor shack.
He wasn't doing that in the Lakers uniform.
He's, listen.
Mm-mm.
It's Kobe.
When Shaq had them pounds on him?
Nah.
No, it is so easily, it is so easily 2001, Shaq.
No, we got it.
Yeah, wait on him.
Yeah, it's Shaq.
Relax.
Dang.
All right, the Hawks.
It's Dominique Wilkins.
I So Joe was a dangerous man.
They called him Iso Joe for a reason.
He was, but I'm giving Dominique the nod just because he could also dunk on you in a way that Joe can't.
there's a there's a man Bob pettett it
Bob pettit had a bag
on the first hook shot
stay out of this conversation
stay out of the shadow
stay out of here
go back
play basketball the right way
he's just stay over there
yeah
none of that flashy shit
yeah but
that many he could jump over people
I'm gonna give him that out
damn Jamal Crawford is coming
into these conversations too
that's kind of sad
man
the hawks don't have a lot of bucket getters
do they like pure bucket getters
they don't get buckets
they don't
Shout out to you wrong
The Milwaukee Bucks
It's Yonis
It's Yonis
Over Kareem
It's Yonis
Nah, it's got to be Prime Kareem
Do you think so?
Yeah, I mean
The hookshot is a definition
of unguardedable
Yeah
Karim is why we have this conversation
As the most unguarable player
Of his time
Yeah, I think if you have
The unstoppable move
You get to be called unguardedable
Yeah
And if you want to say
honest is a better offensive player overall maybe you have an argument but for unguardable you are not
even close yeah okay think of just yeah when it comes to simply putting the ball in the basket
yeah go ahead yeah okay the sacramental kings
hmm see they do not have a rich history of bucket getters it is a bleak bleak list so the
marten rosen might walk in and take that title year one yeah the marter the air fox is on the list
easily.
No one's calling
Dier and Fox
and guardable.
No one's calling
Sabonis
unguardable.
Fucking Vladay
Dvok, I don't
know.
Prime Boogie?
I guess.
Yeah.
Going back to
Oscar Robertson.
Tiny Nate Archibald?
Prime Boogie was a problem.
Not name.
Not name.
I bet Nate Archibald was
unguarded for his time.
Let's go with Tiny.
Tiny.
Nah,
nah, nah,
nah,
nah, not,
nah,
not, not,
not,
unguardable?
Exactly.
That was insane
for the time period.
He said,
oh my God.
It's a wizard.
Let's go
But I like Prime Boogie.
I like Prime Boogie.
Probably was that motherfucking unguardedable.
What are you talking about?
We're just saying the most unguardable in the franchise.
Sure, sure.
Who fits the criteria the best?
Yeah.
And I'll say Boogie.
Bleak history of the Kings.
Okay.
The Spurs.
The San Antonio Spurs.
Tim Duncan's a hard one because he's obviously like their best.
player and I guess I mean pretty hard to guard the post close on
guardable but the volume isn't like the same would you see yeah I was gonna say is
ice man I'd probably gotta be you can't I think first time you could not stay in
front of Georgia for yeah Tim Duncan is using three moves and this I couldn't
stop him George Griffin had all George Griffin had to was run straight and nobody
could stay in front of him that was pure and guardable this is hard genuinely
Tim Duncan has he has everything available to him in his bag within 7
feet. And then, and then at 15 feet, bang shot from everywhere in the floor.
George Grover led to the league and scoring her three times.
That's fine. Everybody else had a two inch vertical.
So he played in like 1980, not 1940.
Everybody else was all cracked. So like, what do you want to say?
Everybody else was smoking rocks before going out.
No
No
I guess
Whatever
Whatever
What a way
to admit is George Gervyn's legacy
I love George
The league was on crack
Okay
The Clippers
Honestly
Probably
2021 Kauai
Yeah
Kauai
You all young guys
I don't understand
Vintage Bob McAdo.
Bob McAdo was a problem.
Gross.
You couldn't stop him in the post.
I'm just telling you.
Offensive rebounds, unstoppable.
I'm just telling you what I have seen on a game-to-game basis.
2021 Kauai is, he was special.
Is Bob McAdoo see looking Kaui Leonard in the eyes in a 1v1?
I do not.
Bob McAoolew.
I think it has to be Bob McAdu.
Buffalo?
In what year?
Buffalo clippers.
In what year?
uh 1975
who we
you know exactly what's going on around that time
yeah that's the start of the era
that's when they first started
it's in the pack just touched down
yeah
just got to be in the hoods
this is a crazy
ass segment
the Pacers
I don't know
I mean shout out to Danny Granger
Reggie Miller
Reggie Miller
Might be the answer though
Paul George's course
Shout out to you
Germain O'Neill
You know come on
Oh my God
You and Germain O'Neal
I guess it's Paul George
I mean
Reggie Miller didn't
He's not like asserted like that
As a volume score so I don't know
That's kind of sad
But like Paul George being unguarded?
Yeah, you can't call Paul George unguarded
I guess we can go Reggie
Because like nobody
Nobody ran the way that Reggie did
Yeah, you know, Reggie got to his spots
And was uninhibited
Maybe he didn't want to shoot as much as everybody else does
But when he wanted to shoot, he shot
He wanted to stop him from getting his game off
Yeah, I'll go Reggie
I'll go Reggie, I'll go Reggie.
Yeah
Reggie played at his own pace
He was in his own flow
You couldn't really take him out of it
All the buzzwords
Okay
The Golden State Warriors
It's Steph Curry
And it's not
It's not close
Oh hold on now
Ungardable
Kevin Durant and Will
This is the one time
Where Steph isn't the only answer
Will and Katie are both unguardedable
It's not Will
It might be Will for his time
You could not guard Will's
For his time
Keywork
Yes he played with milkmen
Nevertheless they couldn't guard him
I'm not doing that
I'm not giving him that credit.
If you want to say,
if you want to say Kevin Durant,
you got it, right?
And I,
and I won't,
I won't argue, right?
I'm not giving Will Chamberlain the not.
You have so much hate in your heart for this man.
We can open the file.
What,
what talking point of discrediting
do you want me to go for?
The part-time job,
the race relations,
those math teachers didn't send a chance
it's not will
come on now oh my god
I would say Katie though
fine
Kevin Garterable
yeah
fine Kevin around some guardable
yeah he got it
the Toronto Raptors
oh
2019
Kauai Litter
literally
that's the only answer
yeah those nine months of
Leonard is by far nine months
out does what everybody else did in their entire career
at the Raptors. He was clearly the most incredible player.
Damn.
What about the years that DeMarta Rosa
put on there? Oh, he was very
cardinal. Shout out of mid-range jumpers.
As soon as the Cleveland Cavaliers
walked through those doors, he became guardable.
Does T-Mack stand a chance
in these conversations? Not at all.
Not even a little bit. Not even a little bit.
T-Mack, I just tried
to fend for you as a teenager, but
never mind.
I thought the 18-year-old 19-year- was pretty cool.
Kauai was different.
Last but not least, the Phoenix Suns.
It's Charles Barkley there?
We can't put Steve.
I'm Kevin Durant's there now.
Oh, fucking for you, Katie's there.
He moves around too much.
God damn, he's everywhere.
How many times you showed up in this conversation?
I know.
Every team, Kevin Durant.
Sit still, Kevin, dang.
Is Devin Booker in the conversation?
Who's more guardable?
Devin Booker or Charles Barkley?
I think Devin Booker's more guardable for so
I mean unguardable
It's Charles Barkley then
Okay, so we're going to disqualify Kevin Durant
For entering his name too many times in the contest
And then we've got to go Charles Barkley
Yes
Charles Barkley
The Brown amount of rebound appears again
What about the Pelicans
Listen, when Zion's healthy
Don't you dare
Is
In the 15
In the 13 games
a year we get peak Zion, is he the most on guard of Luson?
No, 2019 Anthony Davis, special.
2018, Anthony Davis, when he was moving like a guard while dunking on your head,
handles of a guard, real handles of a guard, still had his jump shot?
Yeah, Zyloves on, but he's not fuck with that person.
The amount of spinning middies I've seen 2019 AD hit was crazy.
Yeah, no, no, 2019 AD was different.
Yeah, I have no idea.
He was a gazelle.
They don't make them like that no more.
these kids literally do not remember prime anthony davis yeah no prime ad was genuinely different
i love zon but no can't compete and you know what the end of our show today that's all we have
for y'all we're pushing three hours it's a nice long episode mo what should people comment if they're
still here go ahead thank you i'm still missing the kill man i'm still missing the kill i'm
got the downs right now bro i can't think straight i can't think straight i can't think straight
All right, well, he goes emo Jimmy mode.
Donovan, which people comment while they're still going to do.
Oh, Nicker.
Wait, let me FaceTime Nicker real quick.
See what you're going to answer.
Okay.
He might not.
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We hate you, Coach, Kansas.
We hate you, Coach, Kansas.
No.
I don't know who Coach Kansas is.
She's just ready to be living her life, man.
Damn.
Hey, fuck, I'm not.
She's living her life, coach.
And we'll see all next week.