The Deep 3 Podcast - 1 Thing We Learned About Every NBA Team In 2025 | Ep. 131
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You all ready to talk about the salamander, the Pythagorean The Paradox?
Who?
Who? The trolley problem?
Who?
The trolley problem?
So y'all does all know.
I guess I guess I'm not tapped in.
You're just not knowers.
You're just not knowers.
I'm not tapped in.
We out of the loop.
What's the game? Put me up on it. Actually, no, I do know the trolley problem.
I don't know why they call Santay Adama the trolley problem, but I know that that's his name.
I know that, that's what streets are saying. Again, I don't understand the streets, but I know what
what they're saying. Let's pause this conversation for later. What are we here today for?
We are here today. So what are we talking about? We're not here to yabble, Babylon about nicknames.
We are here to discuss every single team in the NBA as you see about a title. Specifically,
we're going to talk about one thing we learned about every single NBA team in the calendar year 2025,
which really kind of means one thing we've learned post-trade deadlines since January basketball
doesn't really exist. But maybe there'll be so observations we had there. But, you know, one thing
that's brand new to us, something that where you're thinking about going into the
playoffs settings, thinking about in the second half of the year, whatever may be, one new
fact that we feel like we've learned.
All right.
Let's go do it.
We haven't done this in a minute, bro.
It's been weeks and weeks in interviews.
I'm ready to talk about all these NBA teams with the deepest depths of analysis.
iPad Mo, different animals, same beast.
No, no, no.
Every NBA team for the first time.
It's a little bit different now because I got a pen in my system.
Oh, my God.
That's insanity.
seen your handwrite. That shit is awful. I can't imagine what looks like digitally. Wow.
Shout out iPad Mo. Shout out the pen. Let's start. Let's get sure and do it.
The cranium is crazy. Oh my God. I mean, I don't know what to say.
Pray on eaters rejoice. No, we've done a lot of talk lately about the main characters of the NBA.
We talked a lot about the Lakers and Warriors as of late
since they're like the biggest storylines
post all-star break, you know, transform their teams.
They're in a new era of kind of dominance
as low-key as of late, at least for the Lakers.
We're not doing that today.
We're going to talk about the Little Brothers in the League.
Shine some light on the less fortunate,
the teams that don't get enough attention,
the small market teams, the nobody's,
just the irrelevancies around the league.
Let's start with the New York Knicks.
Mo, what is one thing you've learned this year
about the New York Knicks?
It's just completely not true.
It's just completely not true.
I have the New York Knicks.
Wow. I love that, bro. I love that.
Someone who wants to be the star, the face of the NBA, but never will be.
Where can I start with the New York Knicks?
I think when I was gone over like two weeks ago or whatever you guys dove into the Nix deeply on TD3 Tuesdays, 6 p.m. Eastern Time.
Tap in always.
You guys are talking about, I think you guys ranked how much you believed in certain teams,
playoff teams, specifically the Nix and whatnot.
And I tuned in a little bit.
Great stuff as always.
and you guys eviscerated the Knicks
and pointed out all the circuses.
And Donovan looked like he like officially sold out hope
on his actual championship belief in the New York Knicks
because of the way the team's built and all that.
And one thing that I learned when it comes to the New York Knicks
is that through all of this,
I learned that they need to pivot,
but also I have realized a certain pivot that they need to make.
Now, through all the rumors that's been happening
over the last, I don't know,
two, three, four weeks
since the lucid don't just trade happened.
If I'm the New York Knicks and if I'm
Leon Rose, you see
cars in your towns, you like what he does
offensively, but defensively, that's
you just can't, you can't ever
achieve anything. Where is this going?
If I
am Leon Rose,
I'm hitting up Nico
over there in Dallas.
He's not doing too well.
All right. I said, I
put up some pretty serious allegations
towards him, he's on some pharmaceuticals.
I will leave it at that.
Okay.
That being said, if I'm in New York Knicks,
I learned that they need to goddamn trade
for Anthony Davis immediately as a season ends, bro.
When they get bounced in the first round
or second round in the most disappointing fashion,
that needs to happen.
That will revive your hopes, Donovan, as a Knicks fan.
I'm glad you started this.
That's how we're starting today.
I'm glad you said this
because last week I was thinking the same thing.
I was thinking this I was thinking the same thing because obviously like when you when you get
into like the space that the Knicks are at where you traded a lot of your draft capital
you know that you're about to be spending a lot of money you don't have a lot of moves to be
made and so you have to start being really creative you have to start going after players
and after teams that are also desperate in their situations and it's like okay we do need a big man
and we do need a big man defender.
And how are we going to find a big man defender who can play center who is undervalue
that we can get a little bit of value for?
Why don't we trade for the guy who was hurt when he got traded, got hurt 30 minutes into
his new team debut, and is in a franchise that apparently anything is on the table.
So I'm with you and I see the vision in that.
I don't know how realistic it is, but I was thinking about that possibility and then the subsequent
possibility of us coming on here and then Isaac yelling at me and being like, ha, ha, now you have to
root for AD after you, you know, rooted against it for so long. But I don't hate the idea and
the overall idea that the Knicks do need a pivot and that they do need to make another move
to tinker with this lineup. I do agree with that because you are right. I have.
right now i am not in on championship ceiling i'm going round by round day by day seeing where
the wind takes us and then we'll go from there but i do think that an ultimate big shake-up
is once again on the horizon for the nix yeah so for some context we started off with
draper anthony davis the real point here is this team has been playing fucking poorly as of late
they just added mitcher robinson in the last three games he's back donvin i wonder what you
think about that, how that's look so far.
But for the last 10 games, they're not only 26th in defense, which calls back to everything
Moe just mentioned with Carlton Towns as a defender, calls back to what we said when they made
this trade, what we knew would inevitably come about.
This team has an untenable defense because they're 25th in the NBA in defensive rim shots
allowed, which is not a good place to start from, and everything casketing around that
has been pretty right.
But in those last 10 games I mentioned, on top of that bad defense, the 20th in offense,
even the juggernaut offense that carried them to start the season.
Hasn't been too great lately?
Why do you feel like that's been the case not even?
Because I feel like the defense is understood.
We don't really need to go that far into that.
That's just been pitiful.
Offensively, why are they sputtering so much?
I don't know.
I mean, our offense kind of like all year has been obviously like very Brunson driven, very, very cat driven.
There's been some games like Kat didn't play in the last game for personal reasons.
But you've seen kind of like some three point stuff that hasn't been too, you know, pretty with everything.
And also, everything looks very, very hard.
I think early on in the year, when Brunton was there and when Kat was there, they were
kind of able to, and I'm when there, I mean, like, when they were firing, they were able to get
into their sets very, very easy.
And as I've been watching them, the fluidity in which they get into certain actions
hasn't necessarily been there.
And so I'm not, I don't know.
I'm still like, I'm not sure because there are times where the Knicks look very good.
There are times where they look, you know, kind of suspect.
This last kind of stretch, I'm not, I'm, you know, it's not a great analysis, but I'm not 100% sure what's going on with them right now.
Well, Mr. Mikhail Bridges, Mr. Sixth First Round Picks looks absolutely horrible for the last 10 games, had this pulled up.
In these last 10 games, he's down from 18 points per game in the previous 51 to 13.2.
I'm also on this new website called Data Baller, which is a very, very good website with so many cool.
tools in this one way to look at the last 10 games versus everything before that.
He's shooting 29% from 3 down from 36 before that.
54% from 2 down from 60 before that.
I saw somebody say on Twitter, I haven't fact checked this, that before this last game
where he had over 15, he had gone 10 games straight with less than 15 points.
He just has not been good.
And obviously, Katz missed some games.
They're losing that offensive punch for a few games here and there.
Brunson has still been good, but outside of that, you kind of, I feel like you're feeling
the impact of how really, really, really,
incredibly reliant to offenses on the Jalen Brunson, Carthetown's two-man game,
having the five-out spacing of Kat and having the creation of Jalen Brunson is the entirety of their
offense. Mo, you mentioned on the stream, we kind of eviscerated them a couple weeks ago,
and I had talked about this team's offense is not good, like in terms of the sets they run,
the organization they have, the ways coach Tom Tibado is putting them an advantage to succeed
with the talent they have. I don't think that shit is good at all. I don't think they're
doing anything of note that's impressive. Their offense has been effective because Jailen
Brunston and Cat are just a ridiculous two building blocks they build off of on that side of the
ball.
If you lose even one of those building blocks, everything really comes crashing down because they're
not putting McHale Bridges in a position to succeed.
He's not doing himself any favors.
O.G. hasn't impressed me.
And nobody else in the roster has impressed me offensively in terms of creation outside
of those two guys.
It feels like a big problem to me.
Well.
Hey, I'm just happy as hell, man.
And that was leads me to another point to something that I was thinking of.
about as well. Over the last few years, I feel like there's certain NBA coaches who you see
who are able to, like, raise their team from the ashes a couple years ago. We saw J.B. Biggerstaff
drew that with the Cleveland Cavaliers, you know? And then you see that time and time again
with certain teams. Certain coaches, they're able to raise their team and like make them more
useful in ways that which they weren't before. And I look at someone like Tibbs in the same way
with the New York Knicks.
I feel like his time has kind of ran out and I don't know how much more he can do for
this team schematically and inject to inject like a new look.
Like I can say the same thing about, I don't know, someone like the Memphis Grizzies
and Taylor Jenkins, he's someone else who's like fits under this holder like, yeah,
your time is probably right now and I don't know how much more you can change this team.
We probably need to get new minds, fresh brains in here to really like utilize the rest
of these guys yeah and i'll say this i'll push back on the on the ogy not being impressed over the last
couple games oj's been playing pretty well um especially like like offensively but i think that like
the the mckell part of it it's it's weird because whether he's playing good or not like there's
sometimes where mikhail's oh j hit 29 last game my bad yeah i didn't see that game
i met in his last 10 games in creation making up for the first game
fact that you're missing Kat and missing Jane
Brunson. I didn't mean to say OG's playing poorly. My bad. I didn't even realize
he just had 29 points. Yeah. That's hilarious. But like with Mikhail, sometimes his
performances, they kind of go over my head because he's been inconsistent all year. Like there's
been, like you've had 10 game stretches where Mikhail has been awful offensively. And then
you had like 10 to 15 game stretches where everything is clicking. And even within those
periods, the Knicks have still found ways to be successful offensively. So like, I think
mckell playing at that level consistently that's what takes the nicks to like you know like a
like number one offense in the league you have a offensive superpower that you can kind of you know
lead behind if he's just regular mckell bridges which is you know again the ups and downs of
what's been the season then what you are looking at is an overpay for mckell bridges that
you understood was the price because you were going all in and it is what it is but
you're just getting
McHale Bridges
and you're not even getting
like Brooklyn Nets
McKell and so I think that
for the Knicks
a lot of it has to
like I just said
a lot of it has to come down
to just Jalen Brunton's shot making
Carl Anthony Towns
and his presence
and his ability to stretch the floor
and attack closeouts
and you know
attack mismatchets and stuff like that
and it's like
okay like that's just
what this offense is
and so
and so whether
whether or not things are hitting, that's really like on a game by game basis.
And so that's what I'm saying.
Like if you are thinking about the Knicks in an Eastern Conference Finals,
championship sense or NBA finals, you can't do that because it really is we have to win
one game, two games, three game, four games.
Okay, got to do it again.
It's not even by series.
It really is like a very day-by-day type of process with them.
Yeah.
I think we're just learning that the Knicks are just a very simple team.
and simple can be good
whenever you have one of the best players in the league, right?
Since Luca Donchurch has come to the Lakers,
their offensive organization rate
has really fallen down a cliff,
but it hasn't been a problem
because they're running less offensive sets
because they're just putting the ball
and loop in LeBron's hands and telling them to cook,
which is a winning formula
when you have the two smartest offensive players in the league, right?
That kind of feels like also how the Knicks
have been run all year on both sides of the ball.
They just aren't super creative.
You'll cross the league,
there's so many smart teams
that are really doing incredibly interesting things
to maximize their talent.
You look at Kenny Atkinson with the Cavs, right?
The ways that he's using these two bigs,
position them in different spaces
to really bend their gravity as cutters, as shooters,
all these creative offensive sets
to get them in specific spots
to make them better.
If you watch a Cavs game,
then you go watch a Knicks game side by side,
it feels like you're watching two coaches
that are operating on completely different levels.
Like, it is a different level of skill
that I feel like we haven't seen for the Knicks this year
in terms of how they're being coached.
Yeah, I absolutely agree.
And then when I listen to you say that, I'm like, okay, that's very true.
And then I dive deeper in that.
I look at this roster.
I'm just like, you need, like, other actual playmakers.
Like, Josh Hart is great, and he's a playmaker within himself.
But he's not, like, one of the best playmakers in the NBA.
He's not someone who you give the ball to an ass to create offense for players who are unable to do that, like the Mitchell Robinson's or the pressure issues of the world.
Like, that is not his skill set whatsoever.
So he doesn't have the synergy that allows him.
to do so like we see guys like there's going
and Donald Mitchell have with each other
you know and that's just like a structural issue
Brunson is kind of similar to Shea
and how they play in that
he is the engine of the offense as a score
he's a good passer and not amazing
but he's going to keep the offense moving
by just being a nonstop dominant bucket
or getting downhill creating actions for others
that's okay you can decide to play that way
because that's how Brunson is at his best clearly
and as you've seen it works
there's times when they've been top five offense in the league for an extended period of time.
But I think that style works for Shea and works for the Thunder because on the other side of the ball,
they put all their assets and having an amazing defense where they're like Shea carried the offense.
We can play the simplistic style offensively, which maybe that's dumbing down how OKC plays this,
but maybe it's a back to me.
But, you know, they have that because they have the counter of having crazy defensive talent,
crazy defensive scheme and really domining on that side of the ball with the rest of their assets,
the Knicks don't have that.
So it's just it's kind of that one dimensional offense without the amazing defense.
the play off of it, and it just makes them kind of fall fly as a contender.
Yeah, and that's what sucks because that was the expectation.
The expectation is that you have Josh Hart, McKell Bridges, O'J, and Nobie.
You're going to have these three wing defenders who can do absolutely everything and cover
up everything for Jay and Kat.
And that just hasn't been the case all year.
And, you know, I don't know what it was.
It was when you had Hardinstein and Mitchell Robinson as the background.
And that is exactly why we didn't like the catch rate very much.
We saw the vision.
They needed the center.
We understand Mitchell Robinson was out.
We understand they were put in a bind, and he was a short-term and long-term solution.
We understand that we've come to turns with it, but as soon as it happened, we said there's no way you're building a good defense with that unit, and you need to be a defensive slanted team.
You need to have a strong defensive identity as a coach Tom Tibido team, and there's just no chance they're ever going to have that again.
I think this is also a great lesson for everybody at home just being like, damn, like the most important type of, the most important position of fitter.
I just got nasally, dude.
The most important defensive position
on the goddamn court
is the center position. No matter
what, you can have all the wings on the world.
They're not terrible
at that end, but they haven't reached up to expectation.
But even if they did, like, they're still not
saving your ass when it comes to how
paints are looked at. Points are scored in the paint
and just how many times teams just punching them to throw
on that end.
Yeah.
All right, let's move on another team in the East.
My first team to talk about sniffly ass.
You went like this.
I didn't do anything.
Yeah, bro.
I'm going through it like usual.
First team I want to talk about today, the Cleveland Cavaliers.
What have I learned in 2025 about the Cavs?
Where do I begin?
I could talk about the fact that they are still the most dominant team in the East, still amazing, still.
Only reason they're not being talking about more is because the OKC Thunder are finding a way to keep up with their insane.
pace of wins right now but they are having one most dominant seasons we've seen a long time
i could say that but we've been new that before the season the main thing that i've learned
2025 maybe it's not fair to say i learned it because it started before then but what i've come
to grips with and fully accepted i think evan mowgli is the top 20 player in the NBA
nice that's that's fair good job evan mowgli has made the leap to not just being better
not just being a star which maybe last year wasn't quite that and you know he made the all-star leap
which is clear from the start of the year,
I've fully come around that, like,
there definitely isn't 20 players I want over him right now.
And I'm thinking about him compared to someone like Chad Hongren,
who we've said a lot about over the past couple years
and how much we value him
because we understand the insane value
of having a DPOI level defender
as well as somebody who could stretch the floor
and give you that five out spacing.
Like, that's just a crazy team-building concept
that even if he's not going to be the best player in your team,
him is the second best player
because he's so complimentary to other stars,
gives you a crazy elevation.
I'm kind of starting to feel the same way by Evan Mowgli,
but it's not because the shooting leap, which is real.
He can't shoot the three now, which is a thing,
but he's not the spacer of a Chahom Grin despite that.
He is a crazy, crazy, crazy score attacking mismatches.
That shit is so unbelievably valuable from your second option
playing off of guards like Darius and Donovan Mitchell.
He looks like a 2000s power forward in the NBA,
but with modern NBA big man defense.
The way that he just like,
he's kind of slow and methodical
with how he attacks one on one.
But he's like insanely long and strong now
that he just kind of like walks in
and take these big ass steps side to side laterally
and just throws his elbows around with these post moves
and just finishes over people that are smaller than him.
It feels automatic now.
The leap he's made with unassisted buckets
is insanely impressive.
Yeah, I agree.
And I think that top 20, listen, once,
I'm going to have to think about it.
We will have to get to rank.
I think he's a lock for sure, top 25.
He's a lock.
Yeah, 25 is a lock for sure.
I'll go there.
Top 20 is a bit much just because when you start ranking like top 10 guys,
there's like 12 or 13 guys that could be in the top 10
and then you kind of have to fill it out afterwards.
We put Chet like 19 projecting a little bit, but like we value Chet as that range.
And he's low-key better than Chet right now.
It's hard to value Chet right now.
I'm falling on my sword right now.
I'm falling on my sword a little bit because I'm a huge Chet guy and I've been
propelling him over people.
You asked since early in the year, I would have said, I'm easily taking him over Evan Mobley.
The scoring leap is that real to me.
And the defense, I think Chet's a better anchor defensively.
But it's not a huge gap.
Evan Mobley is also a brilliant, brilliant defender.
Yes, he is.
He is.
The Chet and Evan Mobley thing to me, last year I was 100% on the boat.
I'm taking Chet home room in a heartbeat, and it's not even close to it.
And that's because of the disappointment, the level of disappointment that I felt in Evan Mobley on the offensive side of the floor.
Both tremendous defenders.
they're easily both going to win one maybe two defensive players of the years i'm not having that
conversation but offensively the issue with me was seeing how timid at times someone like evan wobie
would be and how he was just like misutilized and he wasn't put it's like almost keny axon
gave him and still like a lot of confidence in him bro it's like he locked up in locked his ass in
a room he's like here listen to the 12 minute david guggins god damn podcast or whatever it is
is hype, hype music and shit.
And he...
Who's gonna carry the boats?
And he's like literally been moving like that with that energy and he's like, I love
that so much.
He's legitimately like walking out there, like sticking dudes down.
I don't know if I can have, I don't know how long I can do you talking about.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
But no, you're right.
He's way more aggressive this year.
He went from 73 to 77% shooting at the rim.
despite going from 75% of his rim shots being assisted to 70%.
So they're harder, more self-created shots than you're shooting better now.
And part of that is the office system is a lot better.
They, like I said, the spacing that Kenny Ackinson is created by placing him in better
positions for him to succeed makes a big difference in what they were doing last year with
J.B. Bickerstaff.
But also, I think Kenny's getting all the credit when a good part of it is also Evan just
getting better at these things.
Like a lot of times he's spaced out to the three point line.
And if he's not, he's not always shooting the three because he's not still not a high
volume three-point shooter. He's not turning into Kevin Love and like opening things up that way.
But he's catching the ball from the perimeter and going from three-point line to rim off the
dribble so often in his own unique lumbering way finishing over people, like I said, that
he's making Kenny Atkins and system work in large part because he's just gotten a lot better
at that specific skill set. Yes. And I think that like his his improvement obviously is like one of
the reasons why they are one of the best teams in the league. And like I think about the Cavs. And one
thing that I've learned about them, at least, I mean, again, it's not even like in 2025, whatever,
but I, I think I'm getting there.
I think I'm, I think I'm, I think I'm getting there to where they might be one B in terms
of title contenders in my eyes.
Welcome to the winning team.
They, they might, again, I'm getting there.
I'm not sure.
I think I still might pick Boston, but I'm thinking about them in a matchup with OKC because
I'm expecting the thunder to get out the West.
And I'm like, for me, that's kind of a coin flip right now.
And it's because that's all I asked for.
That's all I asked for.
And I was chastised.
All I asked for was a coin flip.
And it's because, and it's because, it's because of every mobley, but it's also because of their, it's
because of like their depth and what and what their bench can do.
And I'm saying all of this just to say that I love Ty Jerome.
I'm, that's, that's, that's what he's a baller, bro.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going this in this in, this in.
entire way, just because I wanted to talk about Ty Jerome this week, because he is a hooper.
I said, I want to talk about Ty Jerome.
But you're right. And there is, I'm a Darius. DeAndre Hunter has been fantastic for them as
was expected in this, you know, much more specific role. He would be, as soon as that trade
happened, people were like, that's going to be a guy that when he can have his skill set
focused in a smart, effective way in a very specific role off the bench, he's going to be great.
He has been. He came up huge for them in his game.
against Boston. They started off obviously down like 25 because they got Blitz in the first quarter
running that lineup of Darius Garland and Max Trues next to Donovan Mitchell. Just way too small.
They were getting picked apart. They put DeAndra Hunter out there. They put someone big,
one less easy target for Jason Taden to pick at. What do you know? Everything came together
and they made an amazing comeback and won the game. They got the, they got the anomaly up out of
here. They got them out of here. Shit was not looking anomalous.
Love it. What's the opposite of an anomaly? A normality? A normality? Shit was like mad normal.
regular
but yeah yeah
again I said this all
not all a year
but the past like month and a half
and I've been chastised
but you guys chastised
by the comments
the calves are currently
better than the Boston Celtics
obviously now but with that being said
the Celtics have key advantages over them
like I said it's easy to attack
Darius guard on the defense
when you have Jason Tatum
so they have specific matchups
that the Boston Celtics
have a good chance
to still be in the Cavs in a playoff setting
but over the course of regular season
this team is clearly playing on a higher level than them.
And to me, that makes it a coin flip.
Because even as you think the Celtics have matchable advantages
that make them the favorites to you, that's fair.
There's a certain level of respect
you got to play to how well the team is performing
and how much better they are top the bottom,
at least with the current Celtics health
when KP is up in the air,
Drew Hollidays had an offseason,
Jalen Brown's been in a godforsaken slump.
With all those things considered,
the Cavs are, if it wasn't for the OKC Thunder,
we'd be talking about them as the best team in the league.
Yes.
Yeah, I 110% agree.
I 100% agree.
If the Cleveland Cavaliers were to face the Boston Celtics
with a healthy Drew Holiday and Chris Osperzenius,
I think outcomes, of course, be a little bit different probably.
But need to say, I think you're right.
I would agree that it's, as of right now,
it's 100% of coin flip,
maybe even if KP and Drew Holiday hops back in the Atlanta
because we don't know what those guys will be able to give them.
And for the Cleveland Cavaliers,
they're a proven concept time and time again
and no one to down them.
Yeah.
Yeah. Again, and they might not win, right? They are facing a team that's a defending champ for a reason that is still insanely talented. Their system gives them an incredibly high floor. I just, it's not, it's not a sure thing. Like you said, Donovan, that shit, it feels like a coin flip right now. Exactly. Exactly. All right. I want to go to my first team. We're going to the Memphis Grizzlies.
Okay. This is not a fun one. Let's shit this conversation a little bit. What have you learned? I'm going very, very, very, very.
big picture with them. I think that we've once again learned how important development and
culture is. Because I think we, a lot of times whenever we talk about development, we talk
about players going from year one to year two or year two to year three in very, very early
in their careers. The Grizzlies, not only do they do that in terms of like finding guys
that nobody else does and then they make them rotation players and they're good rotation players,
Jared Jackson Jr. in his development as well at this point in his career, like normally
whenever guys get to, you know, this stage in their NBA career, you don't really think of it
as, oh, the team is still helping him develop. It's like, oh, yeah, he just went out and got better.
But the Grizzlies have put him in a position to where, you know, and part of that is just,
you know, them asking him to get better. But because of John Morant's, you know, whatever,
and like they have needed Jerry Jackson Jr. to develop and they have put him in situations
where they are giving him more responsibility offensively,
and he has answered the call.
And so I think that having that infrastructure to where, in an off season,
when you know that you're getting John Morant back,
the Grissey still said, hey, we need Jerry Jackson, Jr. to develop even more.
We're going to change this entire offense.
Everybody still buys it.
We have all these role players that we need to do.
Everybody's still going to buy in.
And now Jerry Jackson Jr. is playing, you know, the best basketball of his career.
Obviously, he's hurt right now.
But I think like in this season specifically, looking at the way that Memphis does business is a really, really good template for guys who are no longer like, you know, rising stars, whatever.
They are legitimate all-stars, but you can still develop those guys and still help guys make the leap.
That's a good point.
Who do you think is the next player you want to see in that position where they're a low-level all-star that's going to make it some years, not make it other years?
and you feel like with the right mind, right coach putting the right prioritization of them,
that they can make a next leap to being like all-MBA level.
I got that's what Jaron is.
Jaron is going to be all NBA this year.
Yes, he is.
Yeah.
Ooh, that's scary, man.
Not scary because he deserves it, but it's like, damn, he's going to be paid a bag, bro.
Oh, yeah.
I think the next player who's in the same fold is probably going to be Franz Wagner.
I think he's an easy, he sticks out like a sword.
Good answer.
He sticks all like a goddamn sword thumb.
Like, I think as time goes on, things will shift for their land of magic.
And if something happens again to Paul, I don't know, like, Franz is definitely going to be doing a lot of the same things that we saw earlier this season before Paulo came back into the scene.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a good answer for sure.
I think, I think Scotty Barnes is another guy where, like.
Oh, amazing answer.
Yeah.
Like, it's clear.
And, you know, we're going to talk about this a little bit more when we talk about the Raptors.
But like, it's clear that Scotty is not like 1A, put the ball in his hands.
He's going to create for everybody else.
but he still is obviously so so talented and has a lot of like very like high level physical traits
that if you put him in in the right system you get you get some complimentary players you can see
the the flashes that we were talking about with scotty barnes like a year and a half ago where it's like
oh wow like he's he's a top 30 player he's doing all this scotty barnes still has all the tools to
where he could be a very very good NBA player but obviously the raptors just aren't in that position
you start making some some changes around there he
can he can elevate to a very, very high level again.
Yeah.
Yeah, shout out the Grizzlies and shout out them being the poster boy for prioritization
of talents, for putting players in reposition to succeed.
I'm glad you went there because if we talked about how they're currently playing,
shit would not be pretty.
But what does ignore that?
We'll ignore them being three and eight over the last 11 games.
We'll ignore them being 27th in defense and 13th in offense.
We'll ignore their 20th offense and crunch time and the fact that keep losing game
winners.
We'll put that all aside and just focus on the big picture.
We're trying to be positive, man.
overall coverage of the league is so negative right we got to be positive we got to be positive i'm trying to
hype up the faces of the league that's what i'm trying to do shout out jerry jackson june
fantastic year what's your next team face of the league jaron jackson junior oh what's
happened to this league uh man okay so let's stay out over there in the western conference
i want to touch on the new orrence pelicans okay one thing that i learned is that goddamn
Zion Williamson is still that dude
no matter what, bro.
I could touch on like a few other interesting things
like legitimately like a lot of people
are not talking about Trey Murphy and how
insane the leap that he's been taking
over the last year and after whatever.
Slurp and Williamson, let it out. Keep going.
Brother, the stats that Zion Williamson
has been providing us over the last, I don't know,
15 to 16 games or whatever is absurd.
In like 26, 27 minutes of play,
he's putting up like 26, 8 and 5 or something ridiculous
and his efficiency is out of this world that like 64, 65, I think it's like 63% from the field.
He's been bawling out of his mind.
And to see him play at this rate with such limited minutes, well, not such limited minutes,
but 27 minutes to play for a superstar is not that much still.
Yeah.
It's absurd to me and it genuinely still like breaks my mind, but also, again, makes me sad
because it's like, damn, bro, this season is that a loss?
but over the last few the past month he's reminded me that like yeah like he's still that
do with me he's 100% healthy and there should be like no doubts about him as a talent
agreed this is why I keep saying I've been saying all year I will not put down the Zion
Cup no matter how much you yell at me I will never give up on him yeah like it's a drug
what do you mean the Zion Cup it feels like it is sometimes because it's just you know it
there's a Zion cycle it's a drug every 360 is a bump of Coke like
Every dung that he does brings you right back in.
It feels the cycle is undefeated.
He goes through the cycle every year where he has this 10 to 15 game stretch where you're
like, oh, this is one of the 10 to 15 most talented players in the NBA.
This is Shaquille O'Neal crunched into a 6-6 body with all the same power, put forward
in a different type of way.
In these last 10 games, 27 and a half points, 67% true shooting.
He is utterly dominant.
and I'm trying to stop myself
and getting too excited
because this happens literally every year
he gets healthy and gets in shape
goes berserk and then gets hurt
and we're like fuck
the cycle repeat itself
but right now we're in the up
we're in the apex of the up and down
and it feels great
and you said this season has lost
blah blah blah
correct for me it's not lost
for me this is exactly what I want to see
for the whole year I just want to see
40 straight games of Zion going ape shit
and carrying the momentum forward
he's the lightest he's ever been reportedly he's like
260 right now or something like that
he looks yoked
dude he looks insane
he looks like he looks like a cross-crushing
watermelon bro with his hands
he looks nuts
so like if we can get a healthy
zone for 40 games or whatever's left
this year that would make it like
38 or whatever if he finishes out this way
staying in shape
staying fully engaged
fully dominant
that means something to me
maybe it'll focus the ping pong balls a little bit
I hope not because I want them to see
you can get a top three pick
it means a lot to me
we need to see extended period
of dominance to make us as fans, the organization, the media, everybody feel like they can
rely on Zion to perform on a consistent level and to be there consistently and, like, not
break our hearts every year. That means more to me than anything in the guy at MNBA right now.
I need to see this for at least 20 more games.
Last year, this, Zana Williamson looks completely different from last year because this
Pelicans' offense has changed. Obviously, like, shit, this is literally not the same because
so many players have been in and out and whatnot. But last year, they're obviously one of the
better teams in the Western Conference.
But Zahn Williamson had a usage rate of 28th last year.
And so far this season, he's up to all the way six in the entire NBA.
And so it's clear as day like he's been fully empowered.
Of course, it's easy to be number six when you don't have no one to play around.
But needless to say, when the ball's been in his hands, he has been leading them with such
power and force.
And if I'm someone like their head coach, this should remind you.
to like, okay, like next time, when the next opportunity, next thing that you get,
when you have all your talented players around you, who knows what's going to happen,
which is on Tim Murray with the tourney killies.
But the offense needs to be centered and catered towards him
because he's a generational talent.
Yes.
Yeah, this is something that Pelicans fans are talking about a lot.
They're saying it obviously everything feels and flows a million times better right now
with Zion Williamson and Tramery being the focal points.
They actually complement each other.
Don't step on each other's toes
You mentioned that the usage rate thing
That is a Brandon Ingram stack
That's what that is
He is gone
The second person next is on
Fits him off wall now
Which isn't a slight to Brandon Ingram
They just didn't fucking fit
We all knew it for a long time
And this game was on the screen right now
It was Pelicans versus Lakers
Watching that game
Offense felt so good
The problem is their defense
Is absolutely horrendous right now
Because they don't have Herb Jones
And they have a rookie big man
And Kelly Linneke of the four
Defense was pitiful
Luka was picking him apart
He looked like vintage Luca
because their defense is so
bad, assuming that's not the case next year, and assuming the Herb Jones is back and an either
second year leap for Missy or a different center is starting, this is going to be a very good team
again, very fast. Their depth is going to be ridiculous. They're going to add in like Ace Bailey
or some shit to the bench. It's going to be ridiculous. I have, I feel very hopeful.
And I think of Pelicans fans exist in our audience right now. They should feel very hopeful going
to next year. I got a way to believe. I got, I got a way to, I understand. I got a way to
believe i just can't i can't i can't do it again i can't live like this man i understand i don't
like i said it is a cup he is a cup and you sometimes you're dizzy and you can't wake up in the
middle of the day because you're just down bad with the side effects so i understand i donnava i think
he has a real issue that he's like admitting right now because he's probably too much of a
probably what's a night cup right there what's a night cup exactly who's right now i don't know that's
in.
But there is
there's always the looming downside
because we've seen this movie before
and the haters in the comments
would be like,
yeah,
blah,
blah,
blah,
I'm not getting my hopes up.
He's still him.
He's still can't be relied upon.
I get it.
I get it.
I understand.
I can't even say
you're being negative anymore.
You know,
I'm always quick to say
you guys are being dumb
and negative and stop hating.
I can't say it this time.
I understand.
There's very,
very real, proven scientific reasons
to feel like this might
and poorly again.
So I get it.
But motherfucker, I'm choosing to believe
When it's happening, it's cool as fuck
That's all I'll say
I'm gonna enjoy every game of it I can get
Because I don't know how much longer
I'm gonna get it
Yeah, exactly
Who's next?
So I didn't start with the Lakers
God damn
I shouldn't have asked that
I think I should put them second
You think we should go
Just get into it?
I'm not gonna talk about the Lakers
We've talked about the Lakers so...
We have talked about them a lot
We have we talked about them so much
We talked about on stream a lot
This past week
It was actually a really good conversation
And so I don't
got to beat a dead horse the lakers are extremely good again luke and lebrown work all the stuff
that everyone's talking about right the main thing i've learned in 2025 that actively i've learned
in this year alone not anything prior j j jredic is an elite coach yes that's the part that i think
is undeniable to me whatever number you want to put it at whatever you view as elite i think there's
fluctuation coaches that most people don't really update their understanding of who coaches are year by
year you kind of carry the reputation for a while whatever the number is for you that makes somebody
elite, J. Joretic is in that. We can call it top 10. He's in the top third of the league,
at least, of coaches. This is just simply, when he was in the media, he was one of the smartest
minds. When he was a player, I'm sure you felt that in a locker room if he played with him. People
talked about that a lot whenever he joined the media that it made sense that he'd be good
at this. That is translated immediately as a coach, especially coming off as a person who came
off watching Darwin Ham coached the team, who I defended at times because he, you know, there was
some ups and downs and the downs and the downs were really highlighted towards the end it was
nothing but downs and it was really ugly because the going got rough and he did not have
the consistent clear like adaptability in his system but just being the smartest guy in the
room and making shit work it feels like I'm watching a different sport watching a team that
plays under jj reddick man yeah man who would have known who would have thought like a team
with the back line of
or with the front line
of Luca and Austin Reeves
and I guess LeBron in that instance too
would like form one of the better
defenses in the NBA.
Austin Reeves hasn't been here
but still like they were still
fucking great with him
on the defensive side of the court
like no one on this goddamn planet
would believe that
since this trade has been one of the best teams
in the NBA
they are consistently like raising the bar higher
and higher and higher for me personally
when it comes to how I view them
in the light of the content
tender. I have bars in my head, but I will not release them until the time has come and it's
not the end of the season yet. But I am just getting closer and closer. I will say that.
Yeah. The past like two streams and two episodes, I keep referencing that I'm waiting for
this bad defense to come about. Everyone keeps telling me about it. It keeps telling me it's fake.
I keep checking the last 15 games defensive ratings. What do you know? They're still number one.
Like they have been for quite a while. It's like three weeks straight of them being number one.
Every time I check last 15 games. It's just an extremely smart defensive team. It's a
a good, bought-in organization, I mean, a team, I don't want to say organization's good,
because I don't know how that feel about the upper management, but when the coaching staff and
players, there's so much buying, there's so much effort, it feels like I'm watching an
Eric Spolster defense that finds a way to get out the mud no matter who's out there because
their coach is incredibly smart and has good game plans, and the players all buy into his vision,
it feels exactly the same as that. That's true. That's true. I'm, I'm licking out. I need like
a week off.
You need a week. Laker out.
But all the JJ stuff is right.
And I think like basically every time that people call a coach elite
is based off a one or two things.
One is either I thought your team was going to be trashed.
And you guys actually aren't trash.
So like shout out to you.
And then it's also the very clear like in a playoff series
where they'll have a good playoff run.
And you can see the changes.
And you can see the adaptability.
Obviously we haven't gotten to that point with the Lakers yet
because the season's not over.
but we've talked so much about every 15 game stretch or every 10 game stretch being different
for the Lakers because JJ has tried different things and the Lakers have continued to evolve
you know who they are and now obviously everything changes whenever you get Luka and you
are able to you are able to be a much better team but yes like he's he's done great so
shout out shout out to the Lakers I guess yeah you know you don't have shot the Lakers then
just shout out JJ that's why we're making us
specific today but we've talked a lot about why the team is good thanks it's not a given like it
i've said a lot that i think people were being just lazy as fuck when they were talking about the
lebron lucca pairing when they were doing the there's only one ball shit that was dumb tired argument
but but but but it's not a given that it works so fast it would have been understandable if
there was a period where they struggled and lost some games because they were adjusting right
and there was some of that for lucas specifically but on a team level
they didn't miss a goddamn step.
They didn't go through a prolonged period
of struggling whatsoever after the trade.
Even after Luke, before Luca debuted,
and they were playing without Anthony Davis
and without Luca,
they were still continuing the momentum
they had before the trade
and playing really well.
That's a JJ Wright testament to me
that he figured out how to make it work immediately.
And even other great coaches,
that's not always a given.
Yeah, dude, one thing I can say
is that when I watch the Lakers
on an even night,
it seems like now,
compared to the last 20, 30 games
before the Luka Donge's trade,
they play such a serious brand of basketball.
They don't bullshit.
They try fucking hard, bro.
They don't bullshit themselves.
On the defensive end, especially,
it feels like DeJ. Reddick has, like, injected also,
like, his insane, like,
you need to be 100% percent,
100% of the fucking time.
Don't give up a cubit square inch of fucking space
on the goddamn court.
That is there when I see guys
like Rui Hachimura when he's been healthy.
go ahead and, like, do certain things on clothes, I'm just like, oh, shit, like, he's
kind of here.
And then you obviously see the stuff that Vando does.
He's fucking Vanderbue, but he's there 15 minutes, 20 minutes a night to wreak havoc
and file the shit of the guys here and there.
And LeBron is LeBron as well, seeing his, like, intensity to go at the highest you've seen
in quite a while.
It's insane.
And JJ Reddick deserves all the props.
And he, do you think there's a world in which he wins coach of the year?
no a world may i mean
maybe i don't know i guess it depends on the season ends but there's some strong
candidates like i feel like it's probably kinney actinsons's award he probably should win it
uh i there'll be a push if you gotta tell me he's a finalist i won't be surprised at all
okay yeah winning yeah winning's a lot i would have like like again like it would probably
be kennie actinson and also jb biggerstaff in detroit would probably be kind of high up there
with how like quickly detroit has turned around and like how competent they are
That's true.
There was some shit.
Yeah, no, they were not good last year.
But again, we're an unprecedented times.
And this is an unprecedented move with unprecedented level of attention that the
Lakers currently have, like, even for the Lakers.
The NBA world is really revolving around Luca Dantius and the Lakers for obvious reasons.
Like, it's the aftermath of the crazy trade.
So if you tell me that is carried over and that we get some clout boost to a J.D.
Aoretic coach of the year candidacy because he's maximized it so well, that wouldn't shock me.
You know, like that wouldn't be the most shocking part of this whole ordeal.
This Saturday is going to be so fun because it's Lakers Celtics in Boston, right?
Like, if the Lakers come out and they have a, like, a statement game,
you always see like towards the last like 20 games of a season,
awards start to, you know, change because people have standout stuff.
This could be a potential turning point for JJ to get coach a of the year.
The Lakers might get the two seed.
They're currently the two seed, I think, unless they change in the last 24 hours.
No, they are.
If they're the two seed after they're starting at the seven,
They make a crazy trade.
They don't miss anything
and they fully get the best
out of Luca and LeBron.
I'm saying it's a clout thing.
That wouldn't be
undeserving of coach of the year.
That's a really wild circumstance
to navigate and get the most of
and end up on top of the league
besides O'KC in your conference.
Yeah.
That's a deserving coach of the year of Canada.
I think when it comes to what
the coach of the year award
has traditionally meant,
it's like from start zero to game.
We thought you were going to be trash
and you weren't.
Or you vastly outperformed expectations.
that's the Cleveland Cavaliers.
He was a rookie head coach.
Some people were saying you hired your podcaster,
this guy is going to be trash.
They have 11 losses.
They have 11 losses.
Like,
it's probably going to be Kenny Atkinson.
They know it definitely is.
We all know this.
Yeah.
But in terms of exceeding expectations,
like usually that's team-based.
J.J. Reddick is a rookie head coach doing this.
I'm not saying that should play into it because, like,
you don't get, but it's a narrative-based award.
It's a narrative-based award.
He can be a finalist.
But also, like, you did, you got Luca Donchitz midseason, whereas the Cavs, we were talking about blowing them up last year and you largely brought back the same group.
And now you're, you know, you're doing all the things that you're doing.
So I agree with you.
All right.
My next team.
Which next team?
My next team, the Detroit Pistons.
Okay.
Detroit Basketball.
And I have learned that Assar Thompson needs to stay in the starting lineup because he is amazing at his job.
And this Detroit Pistons.
And this Detroit Pistons team, listen, last 15 games, their defenses, their defenses is clicking, right?
I don't, I don't care.
I don't care in the last game against the Clippers.
I do not care.
I did not see that.
Did I see James Harden done for the first time in 30 years?
I did not see that.
I did not see that.
Did I see him do the nosebleeds celebration?
But Assar Thompson, and now that he isn't in the starting lineup, which he's been basically
for like all of 2025, he's.
He's, listen, dude, like, we saw, we saw it last year and we saw how great he was defensively last year.
And we were like, yo, this is one of, like, the best defensive rookies to ever come into the league.
It's the same thing.
Every single night, like, you can see him making an amazing defensive play.
And it's so cool.
Like, the best defenders in the league, they all do a thing where, like, they can set up offensive players and, like, lure them into a track to where to where they can go and get a steal, go get a block.
And you see Asar do that so so often.
And so just watching Asar be back into the line of watching the pistons push forward like this.
It's been super, super fun.
So yeah, Asar Thompson, shout out to you.
Because I learned that once again, you are that guy defensively.
Their second defensive rating last 15 games, like you said, they've been starting this off for 27 games.
I can't see on MB.com the last 27 games.
I shall do it by day.
So I'll figure it out after I say the sentence.
Yeah.
I feel like it's probably a pretty clear.
delineation between when they were an average defense to when they were good as fuck it probably
has to do what the saw are playing more minutes i feel it's like a pretty simple explanation
for how things have gone so well is him but also jalen durin shout out him he's playing a lot
better as of late on both sides of the ball he still wasn't like scoring quite as much because there's
you know just not as many shots to go around with k being kade this year natural but he looks less
clueless defensively uh i think piston's fans can talk to a little more specifically than i can
for how much I've watched him as of late, but
it feels like tangibly he's a little bit better
on that end. He's talked a little bit
about being more aggressive offensively and getting
back to the scoring rate he was at before
last year. Not quite back, but
it's better. He went from like averaging 11 points
to 13 in the span of like two weeks.
And good momentum for him.
Still has a lot of development to go, but
it's a good sign. Yes.
So many interesting things happening
on that Piston team at once, bro.
Like, they're so new and fresh
And there's obviously, like, we know Kate Cunningham, he arrived a third of the way into
this season, like 40 games or so.
It's like, yo, like, this dude's a legit star.
And then the rookie Ron Holland was, like, producing at a decent rate.
And then you got the melee pieces of the world, like reviving, reviving his NBA career,
whatever that means, being an actual staple.
And then Tobias Harris is just being useful out there again.
Who would I knew?
Who would have thought?
Like, he's actually doing, like, productive things.
This is like the least amount of times
You've ever mentioned Tobias Harris ever on this podcast
This season bro
No one talks about him anymore because there's nothing to talk about
You set us up
He's just consistent
He just is what it is
And to be fair he was never ass
He was disappointed for somebody making
$40 million a year on the 76ers
They need a little more out of that salary spot
That he wasn't giving him
But he was never a problem
He was never like a bad basketball player
He was just not the answer for they needed
And they had no other way outside of him
I mean no no no no
Two, two points, three points, bro,
and, like, close-out games.
You had bad performances.
Oh, of course, he's not perfect.
I'm not saying he's a perfect player.
In high leverage moments.
Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying he's infallible,
but he was talked about as being bobbing the brook shit
as points by 76ers fans,
but that was about how much he was paid.
Now he's paid less money, less expectations,
less high of a pressure cooker,
like he was playing with the 76ers.
He's a good player that shouldn't be paid $40 million a year,
but you pay him a little more adequately.
it feels like he's getting about right.
Yeah.
He's biased Harrison.
He's doing his thing, bro.
Yeah, shout out.
I what's your next team, Mo?
The next team I want to talk about is the Minnesota Timberwolves.
They are also one of the more interesting teams in NBA with a whole lot of shit going on.
They started off earlier in the season.
Pretty disappointing.
We were obviously they're fresh off of the car into any town's trade and everyone's like,
oh, what the fuck's happening?
Why did you guys do that, blah, blah, blah.
No one cares anymore.
And we've all accepted reality.
Now, through that reality, there's been.
a whole lot of ups and downs within the starting lineup of this team as a late
Rudy Gaubert has been out since I think like midway point of February and Dante
Devon, too, just funny coming back and since he's came back, he's been hooping his ass off
soon as efficiently as ever this season over the last three, four games as he's been
back. But something that's like been even more injuring to me and that's just like, it's a massive
deal to this team and what they are and the ceiling's limitations that they have, especially
the cap-wise suits and Sarah's second apron team
is the emergence of Jaden
McDaniels. Over, let me put
out this iPad, over the last
over the last nine games that he's
played, this dude's been
averaging 19
points, 20 points, my bad, and shooting
50%
from the field, bro. Don't look at it's three-point
percentage. It's not there yet. He's only
26. 4 or 5
a game. Now think about how efficient
you have to be to shoot 26%
from three and still shoot 50% from the few.
I got a full of where you're seeing it.
62% from 2.
That is impressive.
And yeah, this is the scoring that we wanted to see
for a long time and he didn't make.
Again, it's only nine games.
A lot of mid-season scoring leaves like this
is that we call the Jalen Green effect.
So we'll see if it's real,
but extremely encouraging from somebody
they need to be playing super well going into the playoffs.
If this continues to be somewhat real,
which I believe it is,
that's an immense deal.
Because over the last, I believe,
30-ish games. He's been averaging 15 points on 50% shooting from the field and 35% shooting from
the three-point line. That is a leap. That is the money that he's been tied. That is not 100%
worth maybe the money he's been tied to, but you see his performances and it's like, okay,
it lines up. And I see like the constant elevation in his game alongside the Nas Reads of the
world and especially Anthony Edwards of the world. And since January, I see that they've been,
I believe a top six offense
and top six defense
as January 1st specifically
which is good now
one of the main things
that's holding this team back to me personally
when it comes to how serious
I can take them in the playoffs
because right now I think they're what on the seventh seed
maybe or so in the Western Conference
no they're the ninth seed
that's insane they're the ninth seed
it fluctuates a lot right now they were seventh
like a couple days ago
yeah I think
Something that's...
No, there's seven for now.
Okay, cool.
My app is...
My NBA app is just stripper right now.
Something that's holding me back
from, like, actually saying,
yo, like, they could actually...
They could literally, like, upset a team
is seeing the intensity
in which they play out from night tonight.
They get their ass beat on the boards
for no reason.
It doesn't make any sense
because generally they're, like,
one of the bigger teams
in the entire NBA.
With the Julius Randals of the world,
Rudy Gober has been out,
which absolutely sucks and it hurts.
But even with Rudy Gobert
on that team, too,
he's having a down to rebound rebounding year
and overall they're just like
not a great yearbounding team for whatever reason it is.
I think that's purely effort
and intensity and how serious of a basketball team
you are and I guess that's a
Chris Finch thing or whatever but if
they can fix that one issue and if
Jane McDaniels can consistently
keep up this slight uptick of
scoring, you know, things are changing
for this team and they can upset
someone in the playoffs. Okay.
There you go. Yeah, I mean having Julius Randall
Hack certainly helps with the rebounding factor,
getting him and Gobert back both together
will certainly help.
The big part why they were so good rebounding last year
you had two seven footers out there, two great rebounders.
Hasn't been the case.
You know, Nazareed isn't an amazing rebounder by any means.
So there ain't no
in the last game of Julie Randall, by the way.
You know, a lot has been made about him not being a good fit.
It's better to have him than to not,
even though sometimes it feels like it might not be the case.
As of late, they're winning with him there.
They're finding ways to be good.
He doesn't, he's not fitting out like a sore thumb anymore.
So, yeah, I'm excited to see.
see if they look on their hole. I hope to get to the 60 at least because if they had to
face the Lakers, the Thunder, not looking forward to that for them. But if they can get to that
three seed and face the Nuggets again or the Grizzlies, like, should be interesting. Yeah, I don't
know who to take if they face them if this Grizzlies. I'm, I'm having an easy conversation
when it comes to the Nuggets. I don't know if I can say that. But when it comes to the
grizzies, I think they could actually like look them in the eyes and make something happen
in the first round. Absolutely. Well, let's talk about the Nuggets real quick. Since
they're my next team, let's jump to that topic real quick. Because this one is very fast. I don't
have a ton of insight to give you. I don't have a ton of numbers to give you. I don't even
want to talk with them for more than five minutes. I have learned in 2025 the Nuggets just
simply are not good enough to do anything of note this year. They are not good enough to be
an upper tier contender. They have a talent deficiency that is too much to overcome, even with
Nicole Yokic playing better than he ever has offensively and having one of the single most
impressive offensive peaks in NBA history. It just does not matter. They don't have the bench
depth talent-wise. They don't even have the starters talent-wise to be good
out to make up for the bench as they used to with KCP being gone. There's just stretches
of the year where Russ plays extremely well and gave them the boost they needed. It hasn't been
the cases of late consistently, but you know, he was kind of given more than expected, so it's okay
that's up and downs. Christian Brown is very good. Isn't the defender KCP once was, which we're
seeing game by game, is the important part of KCP. The offense didn't matter that much, but the
defense with a huge deal for helping Nikola Yokic be a good enough defender to survive because
he had that point of attack defensive guy to fought over screens.
Without that, their defense has no chance of being top 10 at any point in the year, I don't
think. And they don't have the offensive firepower after JJ Reddick gave the league a blueprint
on how to double team him, fronting him in the post, and really cut off the passing lanes
to Yokic because they have enough bad shooters you can sag off. Everybody's doing that
now. In the last five games have been hell every single night from Nicole Yokic. He's getting
frustrated. And I just don't think there's an answer in season. I think they're just going to be
a first or second round out. It's going to be what it is.
Calvin Booth, this is your fault
This is on you
Yeah, yeah, you're not seeing the pro the gates right now
In the NBA world
It's not great for you
Yeah
But one of the most insane things
That I've seen in the entire
Entirity of the NBA history
Is seeing a DM hop on that stage
That podium and be like
Yeah, we try to trade this guy
But there were no suitors
He's just out of the fuck
At his economics
That was insane
That was so unprofessional
And just fucking idiotic
I love honesty usually
I hate Calvin Booth
I hate rooting for him on my team
That guy
that guy does not seem like he has the most thoughts upstairs
and he drops it from a mic
I would hate that guy
but let me double up right now
because there's another team that I feel this way about
that's in the same boat
the Houston Rockets
I can also confirm that I've learned this year
they don't have enough firepower
very similar situation to
the Denver Nuggets
different construction roster-wise
but the same outcome
they are a good team
that's really faltering as of late
and we're judging them at the lowest
so I do expect some bounce back to some degree,
especially on the defense side of the ball.
But they're 5 and 10 in the last 15 games.
13th in defense in that time,
25th in offense.
The 25th in offense kind of is what it is,
been that way most of the year.
They're currently 13th in defense,
and I think a big part of that can be tied down
to the fact that they lost Jabari Smith for a long time,
who just came back and is playing off the bench now for Amen Thompson,
who were the biggest Amend Thompson fans in the world.
We want him to start long term.
I think now he shouldn't start at the expense of Jabari Smith.
They got to find a way to have both of them.
in the lineup, I think, because Jabari Smith
is incredibly important for their defense.
I thought he's underrated defensively
all year. Having that big forward next
to Sangoon is, I think, a big part of what's made
Sangoon so good defensively this year
and not a problem at all. That duo
makes all the sense in the world together.
And if they're not going to
have the top three defense at the start the year,
they're damn sure not going to have an offensive surge.
And again, their defense
will bounce back to some degree, I'm sure.
But it just, they're
winning off of offensive rebounding, and
crazy grit early in the year.
We didn't think it was a winning formula then when it was at its peak.
Now that we're seeing a little downturn,
it just feels like good jump this year
from a non-contending team to being a playoff team.
You were ahead of schedule regardless.
They still obviously got to find a way
to inject some more talent to that team.
Yeah, I think something that you see a lot
where one team has either very, very good offensively
or very, very good defensively,
and that's kind of the thing that they hang their hat on.
you have a very, very small margin for error
when you have a quote unquote superpower.
Like the Celtics and the calves and the thunder,
like yes, they are top five, top 10 defensively.
They're also the same thing on the other side, right?
And that's why they're like in a circle.
But if you have a number one defense and bottom 10 offense,
you cannot fall to, you don't have the room to fall to like a top six defense.
You have to stay in that top five, top three areas.
So that's something that with the.
Rockets, you've seen all year, on top of the fact of, like, you know, their youth on top of the
fact that the veterans that they brought in, Fred Van Bleet hasn't, you know, been amazing,
amazing this season.
Like, there's been a lot of things contributing to them, you know, not necessarily being championship
contenders.
They've taken a lot of step forward.
But again, like, you just, you have to be at your tip top if that's going to be how
you play basketball.
Exactly.
Everybody has slumps.
It's part of the NBA season.
When you're a team built like this, you can't have slum.
You have to be the outlier.
You have to be an anomaly.
You have to be different.
You had to be different in every way you can't fall off at all.
He's spitting.
And again, mad regularly.
There's no anomaly in sight.
Yeah.
True.
Okay.
I'm going to double up on my next two because I think that they kind of go together.
Right.
We double it.
We double different.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
So we're talking about the 76ers and...
I love double penetration.
And the Phoenix and that is not what I said.
It's going on!
Anyways, so with these two teams, you learned the Big Three error is over, right?
Like the sons, they went out and they acquired Kevin Norett, they acquired Bradley Biel,
and they said we have one in-house star, we're going to go get the other two.
That's not working.
This team is going to blow up in the offseason.
Kevin Durant is going to get traded.
They got swept.
They might not win a playoff game across their two years being together.
on the you know that's insane it's wild that's crazy it's wild you have devon booker kevin
bradley bill you might not get a get a singular playoff game which is which is wild and that thing
has gone you know completely um to it's been a right the sixers same way you had imb obviously
his health stuff changes everything but even if imb was was healthy you paid paul george
$200 million, and he's having the worst year of his career, you would be in the same situation
as you were last year where you have a $40 million player underperforming.
And so you probably would not, like they would have been obviously better than what they are
right now, but you're not getting to a championship ceiling if you have $40 million in a player
who's not giving you $40 million worth of production.
And so I think that for both of those teams, you have to look at yourself this offseason
and think about your future and think about your future.
your trajectory because the current errors that you're in that involve big
threes, they're done.
And so I'm looking them together.
I think the headline that main takeaway from these two teams is you can't cheat fate.
The Green Reaper will come.
You trade all your picks.
You go asset poor for Bradley Beal and a fit that doesn't make sense.
Bill's going to be due.
You get all the time you can out of Joel and Bede, but that needs a ticking time bomb.
Bill's going to be due right now and they're going to be feeling the effects of that
for the next five years.
Both the teams are in a terrible situation long term.
Exactly.
Let me add one more team on this.
We'll just go to the trifect of awfulness.
Okay, go ahead.
My takeaway for the Dallas Mavericks is very similar.
My takeaway is God hates Texas.
My takeaway is nothing is good in Dallas that whoever is involved in the wrongdoings you have done as organization is paying the carmic debt that you owe them.
And the fan base is all the worst for it.
Nothing is going good for the Mavericks.
We talked about the Sixers and we talked about the Sons as having the bill being due now for the decisions they made,
up to it. The Dallas Mavericks, they started this bill a month ago, and here we are. It's
being paid. You trade Luca Donchitz. You... No, they're in debt forever. There's no like bill
that's going to be due. They just, every month, just pay me after payment after payment.
To just every time they open their eyes, they take a step outside, Tony Soprano and Pauly are sitting
there with monkey wrenches ready to break their goddamn knees and they're never going to stop.
You're never going to walk again. You're going to lose your fucking core fans because you
disrespect them by trading Luca Donschich and then going to war with them.
After the backlash, you reasonably deserve.
We don't show them on the Jumbotron.
You do all this crazy stuff and you make your fans hate you.
Didn't they raise the ticket prices too by 8%?
8% on season tickets, which is obviously hilarious timing.
And then, yeah, man, they get super unlucky with the Kyrie ring injury,
which you talk about on the stream, just clip up on the channel right now.
Shout out Kyrieu, you hope he's okay.
It just goes to show the situation they're in.
They're feeling the pain of this way more than they would.
They didn't trade Luca Donchich.
So even though it's not his fault, Kyrie Tori's ACL,
the Kyrie Irving unluckiness is making Nico Harrison pay the Pied Piper.
The future is horrible for the Mavericks.
Nothing is going to be good for quite a while.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
It's absolutely atrocious, Bill, because when you sit down and look at the Dallas and Mavericks,
like pick situation over the next few years, it's very bleak.
Like, of course, this year they have their own glutes to them.
That's great.
And the next year, as well, they have their own.
But considering how old a lot of these guys are and seeing all the outgoing picks that they do have,
have it's kind of sad and it's getting a little bit scary yeah it's not a fun time uh i actually
if you want to see more thoughts about this i actually in two minutes from we're recording this
an episode of progeny four is going up where we cover in-depth the horrible horrible horrible
situation of the dallas mavericks so you can go there you can go on a channel watch a clip to see
talk more in-depth about a few days ago not much like to say on the matter if you're a mavericks
fan tough all right speaking of tough i want to get an ounce of depression out of my system to the
Orlando magic oh my god things have been so bleak over there bro i my people had so much hope for them
this year i had so much belief in guys like paula van caro franz wagner window quarter juniors of
the world and their whole recipe and just like cookbook of how to fry the NBA in the most like
unique style possible.
Now, they still do play a unique style.
To me, I think they play like
2005 basketball.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Real quick.
What makes it so unique?
What makes it unique and not just bad?
There's quite a few things that makes it unique.
But not being able to shoot.
That's unique.
Specifically, it's seeing how Paulo Bencaro is able to get his buckets in just a unique way.
He's brute force,
all ass shit.
Seeing him be second in the entire NBA since the All-Star break in points per game,
putting up like 30.
He's in Shay, Luca, Yonis conversations.
It's insane, but your team is still, like, complete shit.
And on top of that, too, I just seen you lost to the Toronto Raptors, like, back to back.
He had 40 and they lost.
Check the stat line.
Check the stat line.
He had 40 and they lost.
I love it.
And I'm also, like, very aware, like, yo, you aren't shit.
out of luck when it comes to the jail and jail and suck situation because news came out a couple
days ago that he's out for the entirety of the year. That just blows every ounce of hope that
every single Orlando Magic fan had when it comes to resurrecting this season or even making
a little bit of noise during the playoffs. The entire cookbook for this team needs to be reworked
and revamped and this Paulo and Franz thing too, it just needs for the evaluation.
But I've learned this season is completely over.
What we've learned is that we were right about this team,
is that what we said all summer is they need to go out
and get a shot-making point guard to alleviate pressure
and not force Palo Bancaro to be the point forward
and do all the creation for himself.
Yeah, correct.
It would be real nice if they had an Anthony Simons,
had a, even just like a Jordan Clarkson,
someone cheaper and easier to get
who can be somebody that can create their own shot
and shoot off ball.
That is vital.
And obviously we're judging them after they lose Jalen Suggs
who, in some part of us,
supposed to be that guy with his development offensively.
It sucks to lose him and to lose your top-tier defense hopes in losing him.
So caveat, we understand that makes it worse.
Even when he was there, you still felt some of that.
Like, they need more offensive juice, clearly.
And again, we like Franz a lot.
We think he should be more of the playmaker for those two.
And we like the long-term ceiling of Palo Bancaro as a good to score.
If the playmaking can be, you know, allocated in the right way between him and Franz,
they need more offensively.
It is so clear.
And they try to get KCP to fix that.
sucks. He hasn't been the answer there. That's unfortunate when we all expected him to help in
some regard. But I think at least us up here said it when that happened, that he's not
going to be the answer to fix it overnight. Even if you got good KCP shooting, they didn't
just need spot-up shooters. They need dynamic creators that can do a little bit with the ball
in their hands as well as just shoot open shots.
Steve is fried, man. Their GM has a lot, a lot of questions in making up a ground to
pay for these
Orlando Magic fans
because these moves
should have been made
during the off season
you're right
these moves should have been made
during the trade deadline
he just continuously
like sat on his hands
and just was like
well fuck it
ball up
and the last couple
drafts haven't been that good either
and that's been big
that they've missed on some
key draft pick that
at this point of your rebuild
you need those guys
to be pretty useful
like they're not getting anything
from Jed Howard
and there's some other guys
that we don't got a single out
that aren't providing them a lot
in recent draft years
and that would have been
how you make
all work by getting something out of those picks and with those being zeros and with you
using your cap space to sign KCP and bring back your own guys which were really all big men
you just kind of missed a window you had to really make something happen yeah okay I won't I won't
say that I won't say they missed the window I don't mean to be a good team I mean in this past
summer they hit those drafts and use that money better okay yeah they could have they could
have duct all this by fixing those solutions like they had the opportunity to fix a lot of these
issues. That was the window. Not to say the window's
fucked like they're never going to be good. But the window
to be a lot better and not have
these issues be a thing. You had a summer
where you could have fixed a lot of this if you did the right thing. They definitely
slowed down their own progression and stunted their growth
easily. Yeah, that's what I mean.
Sucks.
But again, not to say the marathon's over.
It's still, you have a long, long timeline
ahead of you with Palo and Franz Wagner.
It does. Nevertheless, you're not
fucked. People think I hate this organization
and I want them to be bad forever. They're going to be good
eventually. It's just taking longer than it should.
True, true.
I agree.
All right.
I'm going to double up on my next two because it kind of goes a little bit hand-in-hand
in terms of what I just said in terms of missing on some draft picks.
And the Utah Jazz and the Toronto Raptors, they need Cooper Flag.
That's your takeaway?
They need, like, no, no, no, like, okay.
So some other teams.
Oh, if you got the number one pick, yeah, it'll be nice.
These two teams need Cooper Flag.
They need, they need a guy.
I think Utah needs them more.
No, the Jazz specifically, right?
I think, because like we said earlier, I think that Scotty Barnes can still develop into being
a very, very talented and good player, right, potentially, like, have an all-MBA type season.
But he has to be in the perfect situation, and he's never going to be your 1A.
I don't think that Scotty Barnes is going to be like your franchise guy.
I think that for them, Cooper Flag can potentially be.
be that. And you just traded for Brandon Ingram. We are yet to see how like that fit works
long term. Let's get Cooper flag in there. We're kind of unsure about Emmanuel quickly. We're kind of
unsure about RJ Barrett, Grady Dick. We will continue to see what we have. But I think that the
Raptors, if they get Cooper flag, you can springboard a lot of your development and you can get a guy
in the building. The jazz, just have nobody. Like if you go back at the jazz's last, you know,
four to five drafts, it has not gone.
well and they one didn't have a lot of their picks and some of the some of the better picks that
were made under the jazz were going to other teams because they had traded those those picks away
and even us like on draft night we thought that the jazz had a good draft right they drafted
cody williams hasn't really been there this year that man does cardio exactly Isaiah
Isaiah Collier can't hit though yeah can't can't shoot can't shoot for shit can't shoot can't shoot for
shit can't shoot a great playmaker he is a dope ass playmaker and I'm
And I will give him that.
He cannot shoot the ball, right?
I don't care.
Collier's the one bright spot.
We're going to give him great.
All the other guys.
Like, Keante George is playing.
He's still very inefficient.
He stinks.
He stinks.
Okay.
I sold it.
I'm sorry.
See, I know why you feel the way because you were so high on him, so you were defeated.
I get it.
But if you go up and down the list, they don't, they don't, and even as good as Isaiah
Collier has been because of his shooting.
Right now, I don't see Isaiah Collier as a franchise, franchise guy in terms of like
one-day.
Cooper flag can be that.
Those two teams need to be on their hands and knees, praying, willing to give Adam
Silver any amount of money to rig the draft to get them Cooper Flag.
So they need him.
The Jazz, you're right.
They are desolate in terms of top-end talent.
They need that guy.
The Raptors, I'm not doing into this group quite yet because I look at you.
I want to see them get Dylan Harper.
that's why I want to see them get really bad
I really like the idea of Brandon Ingram there
next to Scotty Barnes to be the main go-to score
to alleviate some of that responsibility off of Scottie Barnes
and let him get in the right role
he's never really been in or I guess he was when he played
Necessi Akron when he's at his best.
He needs to be the second option
so he can be the crazy Swiss Army knife
use his secondary passing
uses energy defensively, use his scoring
as a release valve attacking
four-on-three situations off of the best
offensive player and really be
the Scottie Pippin he's meant to be
Dylan Harper is that point guard
that can be the main off the dribble shooter
can be that guy
will fit really well with Brandon Ingram
really well with Scotty Barnes
I like that a lot
I kind of want
that's my main draft hope right now
is that we get to see Dylan Harper in Toronto
And it might happen
Either way
I think that both of these teams
could use a massive massive boost
in the draft
So that's kind of my point for them
Oh yeah
Let's say on top of things
I have a similar team
That we can knock out real fast
You know one of them out
bro let's go do it
Yeah, I got some shitters on my list, so let me just get these over with.
My team on a similar regard, I have the Charlotte Hornets on my list.
My takeaway from this season is, I am done.
I am done predicting them to make the playing tournament when we do our preceding rankings.
Two years in a row, I put them in the nine or ten seed, and two years in a row, they've been one of the worst teams in the NBA.
This team is just so much further away from being good than I thought.
Lamello ball has been a bright spot
He is not bright enough
To make up for all the garbage there
And he is not
He's not raising the floor
He's not the type of player
He can be it maybe
Maybe he'll prove to be a really good ceiling raiser
When he's playing next to good stars
I don't good stars
Good players, good players
I'll say functioning role players
With lingamics and brains
When he's in a regular environment
That's not so bad
Maybe he'll prove to be the guy
That can take you next level
He's not the guy that's going to crawl you out of the mud
And be the bright spot
That you build the organization around in that way
Which is fine
Not most people aren't right
it's fine.
Brandon Miller has been gone
and it looks like they lost
Prime Paul George
even though he's just a second year player
who's not even that efficient yet.
He's a great long-term prospect
like we all think highly what he can be.
He's not super good yet
and the fact that he went out
and they became the worst team
in the goddamn league.
The fact that they are trying to trade
Mark Williams trying to get off that life raft
because they don't believe in him long term.
The fact that they just are clearly making moves
that are trying to rid their hands
of what the previous regime did
because they have no faith in this core
being anything of note.
I feel like they're at stage one
even though they're five years
into a rebuild it feels like.
And I'm,
next year when we do our preseason rankings,
don't give a shit what they do in the summer.
I'm going to predict them to be like
the 12th best team in the conference at best.
You know what the Hornet too?
You know what they need?
You know the show where Gordon Ramji goes
and he like saves failing restaurants?
Like kitchen nightmares?
Yeah, like they need that.
Like we need like Darryom Warrior
or Masayu Jiri
just to spend.
like one year in Charlotte and be like what are you doing like why is this guy on your draft
board they need they need that for like a year and a half and if they listen you get that you
film it you put it out on Netflix NBA I'm giving you game right now like I'm really am this is
this is how this is how we make content like hard knocks or table organizations
exactly the NFL product where they send John Gruden into a struggling team to be like what are
you guys doing I would watch that I would watch that so yeah
Why are you, Julian?
I'm feeling nice.
That was John Green.
You probably said the end word after that.
No, no, no.
He doesn't say that.
He's creative with it.
I have no idea who fuck this guy is.
Holy shit.
Oh, yeah.
He's like that guy.
You'll find some slurs.
He's a grinder.
I like it.
You got me feeling nice.
Let me do that right now.
All right.
few teams. I think the next team that I'm kind of excited to talk about are the Milwaukee
bucks. And something that I would like to assume that we've all been wrong about. Don't remember
U-2's standing point is that, yo, like, the Kyle Kuzma trade actually worked to a degree.
Hey, man, I'm getting ratioed on Twitter by Bucks fans every day. I had to mute the tweet. They're
on my ass. Brother. They could be on your ass for all reasons, but it's all understood because
right now since the Kyle Kuzma trade happened,
They have a record of 8 and 2.
You couldn't have tweeted about Kuzma that long.
It wasn't Kuzma.
I'll tell you what it was.
It wasn't Kuzma tweet.
I tweeted after, I think it was a third game after the deadline.
I turned on a game and I tweeted in the most passing thought.
I tweeted, um, Yannis really has to set screens for Kevin Porter Jr.
What Jericho Sims sets in the dunker spot?
What did he do to deserve this?
Because I meant that's a fucking disgusting lineup.
It was gross.
It was an ineffective lineup at the time when I was watching it.
And what I, the main thing I was getting at is that Kevin Porter Jr. sucks.
basketball.
It was the main point of the tweet because I think he's awful and awful person.
And I don't know if you guys have seen.
He has been an absolute bucket.
He's been exactly what they need from a bench creator.
And they are letting me hear it because I basically said he sucks.
And I threw Jericho Sims in there because he was like making the line of course of time.
But I like Jericho Sims.
He's been really big for their defense and their bench units to have like a backup center
that can defend the room a little bit.
Didn't hate that.
I hate the Kevin Porter thing because Kevin Porter has famously sucked for the past
four years. But if
getting a Ragnanus and Dame has given
him the fountain of being good at basketball,
and he's going to continue to shoot 50% from mid-range,
career high at the fucking rim,
being a great playmaker,
I'll take my L, I guess it was a great move.
I saw a tweet that said the Bucks
managed to sign three bad players
and get better. Yeah.
And that's what's happened.
Brother, the biggest L that we all
is to eat is fucking the Kyle Cooleman.
I found it.
Oh, what is it?
Yeah, no, tweet I'm talking about. No, no. It's, it's
exactly what he said but okay i found it yeah i'm gonna bookmark this i'm gonna go back to it later
dude it's so funny but you're right the kuzma thing i think we didn't like it because
you're trading chris middleton and something you pointed out lot mo was that they looked at
their best in the few games he was healthy when they had that creation of him and had like a third
ball handling who can create and we were like shout out kuzma we liked him two years ago but
this year he's been horrible and even if you get the best version of him but can be the big
rebounding forwards you need i don't like the fact that you don't have the ceiling anymore of having
three good ball handles you can create.
I don't feel like that's the all-in move.
That scared me.
But you're right.
They keep winning games.
So fuck it.
Apparently, this injection of youth and athleticism
and the idea that you need this athletic
forward next to Yannis, it's working.
Shout out, shout out John.
Of course, you're a genius.
It is fair, too.
It's more than working, bro.
They've legitimately been like one of the
five best teams in NBA
since the trade deadline.
And all the things that Kyle Kuzma does
on the court isn't necessarily highly
talked about because he's shining
those things like four or five years ago when he won a championship with the Lakers.
The rebounding is fantastic and I don't realize how piss poor the Milwaukee Bucks were
at that when it comes to finding other sources of just bigness on their roster outside of
Janice and Brooke Lopez.
And on top of that too, when it comes to Kyle Kuzma, the threat of him being a shooter.
Again, he's not knocking that bitch now.
He's shooting like 32%.
But he has the respect of a shooter.
And then on top of that as well, seeing what he does off ball and just continuously finding
and figuring out ways to be useful
when the ball is in your hands
is such an important and underrated skill
and it gives them so much more juice
in a different way than we're used to seeing
with Chris Middleton.
It offers like off ball playmaking
which a lot of dudes aren't necessarily capable of.
I mean, Kyle Kuzma obviously like hardness
that skill when he was back over there
with guys like LeBron James
and Anthony Davis and all
and when he was forced to just play
when he was forced to do nothing
but play off ball all day every day.
So seeing him in this trade coming to
fruition and just seeing them flourish with him is so shocking and is the biggest thing that
I've learned so far in 2024-25 community.
I don't think it's shocking per se.
Like, it was never that Kyle Kuzman can't be.
We all knew he'd be better than he wasn't Wizards this year because he was in the worst
situation, obviously.
So, like, it was clear that you put the guy in a better position.
He won't be taking as many heinous shots.
That'll be better.
So I'm not surprised with that part.
Like I said, the biggest surprise is Kevin Ford Jr.
Sheen 58% from mid-range right now.
But my only worry with Kuzma is that it'll be good for him.
now, but I'm waiting in a playoff setting.
Minor sidebees, but
Kevin Porter Jr., he got his
triple double just like two days ago or whatever.
He was the fastest player.
He's like the third or fourth fastest player in NBA history
received a triple double. In like 19 minutes
of play. It makes no sense.
Listen, if that's the hill I'm going to lose on
this trade deadline, that I
disrespect that Kevin Porter, Jr., I guess I'll take it.
I guess I'll just be wrong. But the
Kuzman thing, you're right, it's working
as well as expected. My biggest concern
was for a playoff setting when
when they were at their best in 2021
it was because they had
Chris Middleton and Drew Holiday
as two creators off of Yannis
to give you two release vibes
I can create off the dribble
we gotta see if Kyle Kuzma
can provide you that at all
because I think that's important
that it's not just Damon Yannis
I think you really need that third creator
hey maybe it's Kevin Porter Jr.
The mid-range official auto
we'll see
but it needs to be Kuzma
I think
and that's not what they need from him
that's probably not what they want from him
but I feel like that's going to be something
that is going to be important
yeah everything changes in in the playoffs but also like we you i think obviously like we do this a lot
with teams who have either like had long playoff runs before or had success and like you go back
to the best version of them and you try to like recreate what you had there it's been four years
since that you know like the all the entire team has turned over so yes you've seen them win a championship
with having yannis and having these other pieces behind it but a lot of a lot of things
things have changed. So now you probably are going to have to figure out a different way to win.
And that's not the only way to win around Janus, especially with him being so good.
And one of the things that we've said for honestly, like the last two years is that just get
somebody who can run fast and jump high in Milwaukee because they've needed athletes. And so
they did address that situation. Did you have to give up some of the playmaking for Middleton?
Of course. It's always like a give and take. But we will also appear, me specifically,
saying, I don't think Chris Middleton's going to be there.
So at least having...
You were right.
Exactly.
So at least having another body to where you can give somebody minutes in the playoffs
as opposed to Chris Middleton who is going to be there for game one but might not be there
for game two.
Like that's also a plus.
It's just having available people and then trying to figure out something else.
So I do think that initially after the trade deadline, that is something that I probably
overlooked whenever they got Kuzmo's that you did.
you did address one of your other weaknesses
that we've been saying for years to fix.
Yeah, they heighten their floor
at the expense of not hiding their ceiling, I think.
For me personally, what I think is going to be
a winning form in the playoffs.
But maybe that move wasn't on the table.
So maybe I'm asking it for an unrealistic situation
that's not possible, right?
So they can just hold them to the standard
of becoming one of the best teams in the league
and that wasn't necessarily possible.
I like the Jericho Sims edition more than anything, though.
I think Jericho Sims on their bench unit has been huge.
Like you talk about
they need athleticism, I agree.
they need that shit from a big
Drew Brooke Lopez is old
and he feels older than ever
Bobby Portis is your backup five
or if it's Yonis nomically whatever
like that wasn't a super
effective look on the bench defensively
I like what Jericho Sims
brought on that end a lot
especially in the minis when he's not with Yonis
Yeah this is what he's gonna do
he's gonna jump
exactly that's that's it
that's what he's out there to do
is to detect his vertical every minute
and they need that ability more than ever
because Bobby Portis
has been suspended for the last eight
games and they have i think they got like 17 more games worth of suspension
i forgot he was on drugs that's crazy
he's not on drugs stop i mean he was technically but
there's different these different kinds
that's pain killers bro he's also some pain killers
okay i guess we can run out of some of the other teams that i have on this
the miami heat we can touch on them quick nothing's really changed the team with this
he might obviously witness them
finally give him to the whole Jimmy Butler stuff
the only thing that's been interesting me
is like oh shit like Bamada bio
seems like he's low key back he's been
much more efficient when it comes
to his shots and the new shot
died that he's had and
I think over the last 16
games so like right even before
the All-Star break he's been hooping
his ass off averaging like 22 a game
efficient as normal
and it seems like he's starting to get back on track
which is cool beans I have nothing else
to say for them because they just don't seem nothing seem is nothing is like changing trajectory
rise for the scene they're right in the middle crazy when it comes to do it in there bam has been like
band's been a beast other way his scoring has been hugely improved it's not just like an aside thing
like he has been a lot a lot better yeah he's been hooping he's been hooping he's right back in the
scene when it comes to like being top 30 overall a top 30 NBA player and he's looked just like that
as a late true okay good good who's next is it you or
in me.
Isaac might be out of teams.
I thought you were saying you were going to do more than one.
I go ahead and write off another
team that no one really cares about.
The Atlanta Hawks, I literally
have one, two, three, four,
five words to say about them.
That's hilarious? Yeah, exactly. I have nothing
to say about them, but I look at them on just like,
nice, Dave, I'm just playing defense. Okay, cool.
The Atlanta Hawks, five words for them.
Same shit in different toilet.
Next, X them off of my list.
row. I thought
Karas DeVert was going to save the day.
He's been better. He's been so much better.
He's been hoopin. No, he's good. I like him.
You're not see the fucking Euro step game
winner that he hit that team with the other day,
the other day, bro. The Memphis Grizzies.
Shout out of his. I hope they, I hope
I hope he's like a part of the team for a long
time. I just really hope that
it can matter next year, you know?
Yeah. I mean, I think that's
the, I think that's the eventual hope
for this team. At this point
of time, you're just fighting for your lives and praying to
God that, oh, one thing that I can say that's actually been interesting for this
theme that no one really seems to talk about because whenever you think about this player,
you think of one side of the ball and how insane he's been.
But Dustin Daniels also been making a real leap offensively as a secondary creator.
I don't know if you want him to be that on a serious championship contender level team,
but seeing the development and the growth on that end could really pay off next year
when we get Janlon Johnson back and just with him.
him like learning all these new skills.
It's fucking great.
That could be a really good silver lining that, you know, the season's lost.
You got to find something to get out of it to say yourself up for next year.
Just like adding Lavert.
Yeah, just like adding Lavert is a move for next year.
You want to keep him around.
Dyson Daniels being better and a threat to attack closeouts and finish.
That could be definitely a big silver lining.
Yeah, like a lot of people forget, like back when he got drafted a couple years ago in the, it was crazy.
I keep on forgetting he was a part of the fucking G league.
He was drafted as the goddamn point guard.
That's what he is.
That's the national position.
And, of course, like, over there in New Orleans, he wasn't able to really fulfill that because the guy's in front of him.
So he was deduced to, like, an awful secondary role who has the ability to do secondary ball handling stuff.
And whenever Trey Young is out of those lineups, those abilities are still there and they're roaring.
It's just about, it's just all about his ability to be more aggressive.
That's all it is.
Shout out Dyson Daniels, man.
I really hope he's continued to make that leap.
Yeah, exactly.
What team do I'll do next?
I got three more teams.
Brooklyn Nets.
Brooklyn Nets. I learned for the Brooklyn Nets this year that I learned a life lesson
that something can tell you a lot about people around this world
when you're observing those in your life, those you see on the internet, whatever.
Commitment is easier said than done.
Before this year started, they came out.
They traded for their picks back.
The government of Kilbridge's seemingly signaling to the world,
they are ready to commit to a tank.
They were ready to do what's necessary to put their team on a long-term path towards excellence, eventually.
Easier said than done.
It has been the least effective tank I've ever seen in my goddamn way.
They might make the playing tournaments.
And listen, part of commitment is communication.
They didn't tell Dennis Schueter that they were tanked.
Because Dennis Schueter started the season off hooping, right?
They were out here winning games.
They had to get him out of there.
But I agree.
I like you look at the also you look at the Eastern Conference and you're like
damn damn you suck you suck you suck you suck yeah and then the Nets are about to sneak
into the into the plane there should not be a playing for the Eastern Conference this
year I can't believe that I can't believe in San Cam Johnson to a good team it makes me
so mad he's rotting away there having to tell him tell everybody around us tell
everybody time it touches the mic listen we're not tanking we want to go out there
and win he has to tell people this when like obviously he should feel that way
It's ridiculous that they're making him have to explain that
because he's not playing for a good team.
He should be a pacer right now.
He should be a thunder right now.
He should be a warrior right now.
Wherever it may be, I can't believe he's still on the Nets.
This is crazy.
First of all, I'm looking at the standings for the Eastern Conference.
Six through 12.
All of them are on losing streets.
They've either lost their most recent game or that's it.
The bottom of that conference is,
Absolutely ridiculous.
This is awful.
But yes,
Cam Johnson should not have been there.
He should be gone.
Unbelievable.
He should be gone.
All right,
we're going to talk about
another Eastern Conference thinker.
We're going to talk about
the Washington Wizards.
Okay.
Let's go.
My favorite team.
We're going to talk about,
again, not only just 202.
Not only 2025,
but really the whole year.
I learned that Jordan Pooke can still hoop.
Good observation, man.
He is underrated.
Yeah.
Jordan.
Jordan Poole last year, obviously he gets traded.
We made a, me specifically, made a lot of jokes about him in Washington,
but he's been solid this year.
And Jordan Poole is a guy that if like a team like the Orlando Magic,
they could use a guy like Jordan.
Absolutely.
I would love that fit.
You know, like Jordan Poole can go onto contending teams and be what he was for Golden State,
which is I can come off the bench, I can start in some situations.
situations. I can give you a spark offensively. I can shoot the three ball. I can create my own
shot to a certain extent. Defense, we're not worried about that right now, especially if we're
talking about him to the Orlando Magic because y'all have no offense. So that's exactly why
you, why you would be bringing me in. But I do think that Jordan Poole showed his value around
the league. And there should be a couple suitors trying to go get Jordan Poole because he really
quietly has, you know, quote of quote, like revived his NBA.
career and he's been good this year.
I would like the Orlando Magic Fit a lot because I feel like Jordan Pool's defining thing
is I've said before that he's like he reminds me of like a diet diet diet version of Damian
Lillard where the game is built on off the dribble three point shooting where he's in
navigate the pick and roll be very shifty get to that three and use the fact that you have
to stretch out and defend him really high to get to the rim really well he shoots 68%
at the rim he really has shot around there for his entire career he's extremely
the effect of driving, that's pretty much
exactly what their land of magic need.
Someone who can create a paint touch and be a
high-level shooter both on and off ball.
Exactly.
Speaking of deep shooting and someone who's just like
kind of revived their career,
it's not to this degree where this player has
revived their career, but Tyree's fucking Halliburn
has been hooping out of his goddamn
mind. Dude, I'm glad you're the Pacers. That's next.
And he's been very, very, very,
reminiscent of the Tyrese Halliburn
from the past, bro. Over the last
seven games he's been absolutely out of his mind shooting like 60% from the field as a point
guard brother we know the type of shots that he's been taking we know the type of deep threes
that he's like to take and since then he's been shooting 54% from the three point line and
averaging 28 points as well alongside that's a casual like 12 and a half assists per game as well
he's been frying the league and if he's playing like this then the eastern conference just
got a little bit more entertaining because yo
he opens up, he opens up everything for the end of the Pacers and everything, including all the
possibilities of what the outcome of this team might be. Yeah, you mentioned the last nine games.
The last 44 games, if you look at him after that 15 game stretch to start the season where he was
terrible, like outright terrible, he averaged 15 points on 49% true shooting. We were up here panicking
as people who held a lot of Tyree's Halliburton stock. You look at the last 44 games, 19.6 points,
64 and a half true shooting, which is absolutely elite.
basically for the entirety of the season
after that horrible stretch
he's playing exactly how he looked
before that Lin's sanity run
early last year where he was averaging 27
before that we still liked Harry Talibur
and we talked about him as a top 10 point guard
averaging about 20 and 10
being a highly efficient keep the ball moving
can be a good shooter
but not going to be like some volume score
he's been it all year now
he's been exactly what was before
so maybe that specific month stretch
where the volume shooting hit the next level
wasn't real but he's no longer
this disaster he was to start at the year
where we had a question, like, what happened to this guy?
But now that is, it is back.
It has me thinking, again, it has been thinking, oh, my God, is this dude back?
Was this whole, like, last year and also, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I know he had your reservations.
I think we've learned.
But I'm so happy that it's happening.
We can learn to not, that Tyrese Hallibrand is the type of player that's going to have ups and downs.
Don't react too harshly either way.
He's always going to be somewhere in the middle of those two versions, right?
He's in half-f15-game stretches where the three-point shot is.
falling. He struggles with confidence and the
the scoring threat really crumbles because of that because he is such
a outside in base score that the three point shot isn't there.
He's really not a threat to score at all. Don't overreact
when the three point shot is gone. It'll come back. And don't overreact
when he shoots 50% from three for a stretch of time because it's not going to be
consistent. Most definitely you were over here in your telitubby
having a whole tantrum about Tagius Halliburn. I remember that.
He was so unbelievably bad. It made me so mad.
It was amazing. He used those exact words to
He's so unbelievably bad
Like it didn't make sense
How horrible the start of the year was
That like it left the worst taste of people's mouths
That he doesn't even get talked about anymore
Because everybody's just like
All right well fuck it
You screw me once
I'm done believing in you
And he's earned the right
To no longer be viewed in that way
He's not a disaster at all
He's once again a very good
9th 10th 8th
Whatever may be best point guard in the league
Yeah absolutely
And you still like deserves to have a title
Of like yo he's a cornerstone piece
I don't know if he's the guy
or the piece but he is one of the guys
on any given night for sure
yeah he's he's all-star level again
he's playing at that level at least he can be an all-star again
he's no longer playing where it's like
this guy's completely fake yeah we love to say absolutely
absolutely agree shout out him man
when that shooting confidence is there he's a whole different player
he's so fun to watch in stretches like this
you know who else is so fun to watch bro
it's very very not irrelevant
but it's it makes me happy i'll say that it makes me happy
to see james fucking hardin go ahead and score 50 points
last night against who do he play against again um the Detroit Pistons on
yep yeah against the Detroit Pistons he was bawling his ass off bro now I didn't see that
game what happened why did he score 50 I don't know what happened I didn't get to watch a second
of it bro he's getting to the room like a madman bro shit oh he was dice it was Jalen Duren playing
uh yeah jane jane derr was playing and assar thompson was on him as well so I take back what I said
my very very scary sight but seeing James Harden I mean you played the game long
If you're going to be got, this is.
He's not like someone's being got.
But something that I've learned this season for the Los Angeles Clippers is that, okay, I see this team.
I know their archetype.
They're getting it out of the mud offensive.
And they're getting all of the juice they can out of James Hardin while being one of the better defensive team.
But the second they're not that defensively, everything crumbles and it's cooked.
they've done absolutely nothing throughout the trade deadline to go ahead and reassure the three-point shooting outside of trying to trade for Bobadonovich.
But he, as a hawks for myself, I see, I saw the, it was already written a long time ago.
He is not the same player right now, and I think he needs a full offseason of health.
So going ahead and trading for him, which hasn't worked out.
And then also training or signing some like Ben Simmons, who's a good player.
I think a lot of players would a lot of teams like to have him on his team.
But what he needs, with what this team meets, he's not conducive to that at all.
I have learned to finally like
ship the sale for this team
I kind of thought that they would win
a couple of playoff games
or a couple of games
one or two games in the playoffs
now that sale's written
they're still gonna make the playoffs
but I have like
little no hope for them whatsoever
yeah we held on
early in the year
they were obviously very very
surprisingly competent
whenever they played without
quiet Leonard to start the year
like they were in the playoffs
didn't really have a stretch
where they faltered
and we're all like
shout out the clippers man
they are proving
everybody wrong. As soon as the Kwai Leonard news broke, we were like, fuck, this team might be
the 12 C. This is going to be painful. And no, they proved that wrong. And the positive
sentiment around them was really carried by the fact that, listen, you're doing this without
Kauai. What's it going to be like when they add them? You're going to add prime Kauai back to this
team. Healthy Kauai was always a verbiage used. And he's playing. He is on the court. He is
healthy. He hasn't been dominant, really. You know, like, they're, what are they currently
the six seed so there's still a good team with him like he's probably made them better but
they haven't they actually dropped off in standing since he's been back but that's not to fault no
what are they at today what are they at today they're not they're not at the seventh seed i believe
let me reverse this app okay wherever they're at we haven't seen kawai be at the level
that's like right now okay they're eighth yeah this should fluctuates so much here but we haven't
seen kawai be at the level that it makes them like the next level where you're like oh
the scene might make a run hasn't been the case yet still a lot of season left they could they
could surge and we see that as
Kauai gets more games under his belt, but
the theoretical hype of what could be
hasn't really turned into productivity
when Kauai got back. Yeah, so
me personally, I think the book is kind of closed
on that when it comes to
seeing a very, very healthy, we'll see
what a very, very healthy Kauai looks like on this
team. I just have no hope
for this team whatsoever, and the only thing
that's keeping them alive is James Hardin.
Yeah, fair enough.
So me and maybe they are who we thought they'd be
with a healthy Kauai. They just are a spunky, good,
7 through 10 seed
Yeah, exactly.
Especially with the warrior
Surging now.
It's hard to end
the Timber was playing well.
Hard to imagine
them getting a top six seed right now.
It's kind of impossible,
especially with the way
their defense has been reeling.
Let's talk about the Chicago Bulls.
That's something that don't say very often.
How about not?
What I've learned this year
is Josh Giddy,
you are going to be a rich man this summer.
You are going to get paid.
Josh Giddy has been hooping.
Josh Giddy has been
getting the most
perhaps the greatest or not greatest that's not the verbage i want to use just the most prototypical
contract year i've ever seen a guy that gets to a team off of a low point in which he's dumped
by his team he was on before because they just didn't have faith in him being what they need right
for whatever reason for we know why it went the way it did with the thunder wasn't a promising
season he goes to a new team gets opportunity a freshly in a contract year which will be
afraid the next summer and man the ball is in his hand and man the ball is in his hand
that he is putting up numbers
for an organization
that loves to see
their in-house talent
put up numbers
and loves to pay them
to stick around
because they like continuity
more than anything
in this goddamn world
and over these last 10 games
Josh Gidey's at 19 points
on 62% true shooting
with 8.3 rebound 6.6 assists
just being the good version
Josh Giddy you could want
and I'm not here to say
it's fake and he's playing well I guess
it's not like it's you know like
Fugazi or anything
it's 30, never mind
953% from 3
I just saw.
How much?
That helps.
Who?
53% from three.
Oh my God.
And 45% from two.
Never mind.
It is fake.
That's fake as shit.
That is fake as shit.
That is witchcraft, bro.
Never mind.
It's completely fake.
It's pure three-point shooting variance.
That right there in my native language, that's what we call.
That's what we call.
That's what we call.
That's not real.
Holy hell.
I came up here to say a soft, good job, Josh Giddy.
You're going to get paid because the bulls are.
dumb and they're going to give you $30 million a year.
It's still going to happen.
Still going to happen.
But I'm also here to say this shit is fake as hell.
45% of them, too, this is not real.
Do you think that the Chicago Bulls are looking at the same numbers you are?
They're not.
They're not.
These guys are numbers.
They're not.
They open up the ESPN app and they go and they look at the box where they say he's
getting paid.
Yes, Josh Gidea, you are going to make multiple, multiple tens of millions of dollars.
Yeah.
And congratulations.
pose. Yeah. All right. I got some teams. Let's talk about the Portland Trailblazers.
I like this one. Okay. And I have learned that while you are waiting for one of your young
draft picks to develop offensively, you need to sit down, pull your shorts up and get into a
defensive stance. And you need to play defense. Because the Portland Trailblazers have made as much
of a push as they can towards the top of the bottom to try to get into the playing because
they are defending and they have they have they have some guys they have to moni kamara amazing
deni avia uh clinging all these all these guys who've been defensively since since the start
of the calendar year they have the six best defense in in the league now throughout that time again
scoo henderson has been playing well he's been he's been playing better but the thing that has
stood out to me about about the Blazers is that they've gone on runs they've won they've had a
couple they've had like win streaks and stuff and it's because they're they're defending right now
and I think that that is something that like has really been underrated about the Blazers and their
season to where right now again it's going to be hard because the schedule is really tough but
there is a possibility of them sneaking into the 10C to get into the to get into the play in
especially with Dallas about to go through the stretch that they're going to and
Phoenix being the Phoenix Suns.
That'll be a massive win if that was to happen, bro.
It would be crazy.
It would be crazy.
And I do think that at this point right now,
it is unlikely because they have to play a lot of like the top,
top contenders.
But it's still on the board.
You know,
and they've gotten a lot of really good wins.
I think we take this step further to the Trailblazers.
And like the things you're saying are all true,
but we can zoom out with it and take a long term outlook with them.
They don't have a star, right?
Scoot hasn't hit like we wanted.
Shaden Sharp.
his rim pressure has been a little bit better as of late
but he doesn't seem like he's going to be a star either
outside of the guy
who they don't have you look at like
two through eight or let's say two through six
of your young core
they have one the best in the league
they have the perfect young core
that for when they get a star
he's going to be in such an amazing situation
if they draft Dylan Harper
or if they draft a whoever
I mean it seems like they're not going to be
fucking high enough in lottery at this rate
but if they were to get a top tier guard
or a top tier four whatever may be
the defensive infrastructure
of Tumani Kamara, Denny, and Klingan alone,
just those three guys next to your two main creators.
That's a legit, like, playoff team caliber supporting cast.
Like, those are three eventually to be elite defenders
when Klingin hits year two and three.
I have a question, y'all.
Where do you think this Portland Treblers' this team would be
if Damien Lode was inserted into this roster?
Tensi.
I mean, like he came back?
Like, you just like magically put him on the team?
Yeah.
Tensi.
Let's say he replaces Anthony Simons.
There's one for one.
guy there.
I think that much.
Oh, damn.
Like, like nine, yeah, like nine or ten C.
Listen, at this point right now, if they were the 90, they would be like three to four
games better.
They'd be about as good as a Timberwells, I think, if you put Dame in the situation.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
Yeah.
This is a master class of team building when things haven't panned out for your quote unquote
star player like you once wanted it to happen.
focusing on the outer edges, which I don't know if they necessarily didn't, maybe they just stumbled
onto this shit.
But seeing, I think Chaunty Billis was on the fucking hottest hot seats over the last few years
because he was absolutely doing nothing.
Now, I did realize last year that he was semi-cooking.
I saw that this Portland Trailblazers team, I believe, at a certain point in time
last year.
They're a middle of a pack defense, which is seismic, and it's one of the biggest tell-tale
signs for an NBA team finding an identity early, especially if they're still a fucking
ass at the end of the day, like 28, 29th in the entire league.
So to see this and to see the two money Kamar's out of the world, I gave him like all
the credit in the world a couple podcasts ago because I didn't know, I thought he was
his name was just throwing in that when it comes to the Damienler trade, like seeing all
this happen, seeing Donovan Cleon, who doesn't get that much playing time and whatnot, but
when he's on the court, he looks like he absolutely fits.
You couldn't be happier as a Blazers fan.
Yeah, all that's true. I just wish Chauncy Billis wasn't the worst offensive coach in the
NBA. That would be nice if you could bring some of the defensive instincts to the offense because
they've routinely been the least inspired offense I've ever seen. It's just the most basic
pinball. But we're not talking about that right now. We're not talking about it. Yeah. See,
we knew that. That's what I'm saying. We knew that. We didn't learn that. When they get their guide,
they're going to be in such a good position, man. I love Klingin. And maybe they can trade Aiden for
something. Maybe they can trade Jamie Graham for something and get some more young guys.
Klingin, Denny, and Tumani are such a awesome defensive core. Like,
I don't know what their route is to get the start
because they're not going to be in the top five of this draft
unless they get some good luck.
But I want to see it really bad
because they're not terribly far away.
They kind of got too good, too fast, bro, with their defense.
Like, it makes sense because...
I disagree with that.
Really? I think there's kind of...
I don't want to say, I disagree.
I don't know.
No, you need something.
You need silver lining because their ball handling picks
have been asked so that they need a silver lining.
And I don't know, I don't know if you can ever get too good at a defense
it's too fast just because, like, on a year-to-year basis, that stuff also does, like,
kind of fluctuate a little bit, especially, like, even if you have good defensive talent,
like, you know, depending on if guys get hurt or depending on, you know, certain, like,
three-point rates or stuff like that, like, it's not a given that you are going to be
a top three defense every single time.
And so I think that building a good defensive infrastructure does help a lot, especially
when they're trying to do the thing that you said, which was building an identity for a young
team. So I don't, I don't think that that's necessarily a negative for them. No, it's a huge positive
because if this didn't happen, they would be desolate. Chansu wouldn't have a job anymore. They'd
have one of the worst young courts in the league. Like, yeah. It's a, it's a blessing that they are
defending well because they absolutely need something to build off of. Like, but I'm, but in my mind
that directionless. I only say that because I'm just like, the talent would still be there. They
might not have the direction of what Chonsie Bill has provided on that in. But in terms of just
like a long term outlook over the next few years, like how are you going to stumble into that star?
Because, I know what you're saying.
Yeah, I get it.
Like, there's legitimately no pathway.
You had the chance and you blew it.
Yeah, there's legitimately no pathway to that and you might be a middle of the pack team.
I'm thinking way too ahead of time, but I'm just like making my observations.
But also, that's also, I think that might be a little bit overblown because guys get upset in their situations all the time.
Like in a year and a half in two years, obviously nobody's going to say, like, well, nobody's going to say, I want to go to Portland.
Like, that's not, that's not really what.
happens, but people say, oh, I want to, I want to go to New York. I want to go to L.A.
I want to go here. I want to go there. And then the team that straight at him is like,
good for you, buddy. Go to Toronto. Like, you know, so I think like Portland could be in a
situation where a year and a half from now, two years from now, a star gets upset and you have a
whole new crop of draft picks to trade. And then you can trade and go get your star there while
all of these guys continue to develop. So I think like for teams like that, that is the way that you go
and get a star and, you know, quote-un-called start.
I just ran a tank-a-thon simulator.
They got the number one-pick?
No, the spurs did.
They went up eight points.
Why don't how we're talking about the spurs?
I just press tak-a-thon to see what would happen,
and Portland stayed at 10 and Spurs went to one.
That's great.
Does anyone have the Spurs?
I do, and I'm so glad that you said that,
because if they got the number one pick, that would be amazing,
because what I have learned is that they are still so far away
from being a competent team.
And, like, coming into the year, I thought that they were going to make a push towards, like, the playing and be good.
Like, we all saw the ascension of Wembe and everything.
Obviously, Wembe being hurt does not help anything.
But you had him, you had Deerrin Fox, and they didn't make a crazy run like we all thought it would have looked like.
And when you look at the numbers in terms of their defense and their offense, they are still not amazing on either side of the ball.
when wemby's on the floor they they have like out on cleaning the glass they're in like the 60 second percentile something like that when he's off the floor they drop all the way down to the eighth percentile and so a lot of teams when your best defender is off the floor when your best player is off the floor obviously you're not going to be as good having that big of a gap shows everybody that the rest of the team is cheeks and so and so you still have you still have to build out
was a let's dive deeper into this
you still have to build out everything
I want to talk about the individual teeks
let's talk about cheek at cheek
cheek for cheek for cheek one at a time bro
the first cheek that I want to talk about
who was very scary with the level of cheeks
that he is considering like what's attached
to this cheek it's a whole lot of money man
a whole lot of money what the hell happened
to Devin Vassell I had such high hopes
and aspirations for this man
Vessel just had a good game, too.
Yes, he did in general.
Just in general, what happened I did Vassel?
I don't even know.
For the entirety of the year, he's been a pretty large disappointment
considering how much money's attached to his name.
He were slandering the San Antonio Spurs for how much they paid him,
like I think a year and a half or two years ago now at this point.
And he surely looks like a bad contract right now legitimately.
It's easier to see how someone like Stefan Castle fits on this team
And hell, even at Jeremy Sond, who hasn't been that good as well on this team, then Devin Vassel and the Spurs legitimately for the first time and a long time, have a bad contract, a really bad contract on their team that they need to get off of really soon.
Well, I don't know if I'd say that because, I mean, they're not in position where that money really matters yet.
They're not like, having a Bissell being a bad contract only matters if you're like an upper tier contender that needs to make moves a certain amounts of money and he's really blocking you.
That's not the position they're in.
So I think you still, he's not being good.
I'm with you.
I think his ceiling isn't very high.
I think I was saying that earlier in the year.
But it's not to the point
where you had like dump him or anything.
You can still give him more time.
But he's just not a very good rim score.
Like last year he shot 71% at the rim.
The volume has never been high.
It was only 22% of his shots last year.
He just doesn't have a good burst
that really consistently creates easy shots for him.
He's really relying on jump shooting,
especially from the mid-range.
36% of a shots this year come from mid-range,
which is a pretty high number.
And that's just a hard archetype
to be unless you're going to be like an extremely skilled shooter and you better provide some
defensive value or passing and I feel like all that's just kind of been okay like he is shooting
well on mid-range shooting right now 46% on long mid-mid but only 36% from three 64% at the rim
I don't feel like he's a super strong defender it just kind of feels like you're just a guy
right now it feels like it feels like real like later towards the end of his career like
Monta Ellis like right now whereas it's like you're not like doing anything that's really like
super needed on the court.
You're not one of the best at it,
and also you're not playmaking like that.
Well, late career,
Monta was a defensive liability,
so I wouldn't say that far,
but I know what you're saying.
He doesn't,
he's not an impactful offensive player.
Like, he's just a guy,
and when somebody you're paying
max rookie extension money,
you want him to be like a core
creator for your team,
and it's just not that.
Yeah.
The reason why I have so,
like, there should be so much attention
towards the reason why,
I see a lot of Spurs fan,
like have a little bit of static form
is because what's tied
to him, which is all that money.
The Tobias Harris effect.
And I get why Spurs, a Spurs fan will probably see them.
Like, we gave you this money, you're not doing well, yada, yada, like, that feels terrible.
The money doesn't matter at this point in the career.
Like, for where they're at, the money I don't think is hurting them, per se.
But I understand the ritual you're describing from Spurs fans.
Like, it doesn't feel good, like, emotionally to see the extension and see you get worse.
If you're the Spurs and if you guys who are, you guys people tell me, like,
Victor Wenma is that guy, and then you see so many players around the league, like, wanting
to hint towards playing for the San Antonio Spurs.
This dude is, like, a deterrence towards that, if there's ever going to be a move.
But also, like, if there's ever going to be a move, like, who knows, maybe he's just a contract.
He can, he can get, he can get, they're not in a luxury tax.
They're not, like, it's fine.
Yeah, and he can, again, he can also still get moved.
Like, I think going, like, going into the off season, especially now that you have Deerran
there and then hopefully, like, Wembe's okay.
you have a little bit of time to reassess everything.
And so if Devin Vassell gets moved in the offseason
and you go and they go and make a move
and now you have another like trio that you're building around
in terms of Fox, insert player here and Wembe,
that's cool. That's cool.
But eventually, I'm with you.
They are going to have to make a move
because the rest of this roster is just not bad.
It's just not good.
You see it this year.
You saw it last year.
And obviously it was expected last year.
was the number one overall pick you're going to a bad team you know you know it was going to be
bad you thought they were going to take a step forward this year they won a couple more games right
vick was better but still the team is bad but whenever you get to the point of hey the rest of the
team isn't bad and you have vick that's when you start getting into title contender deep room
contender and obviously they're just not there yet and so like yeah and so like when we go
into predictions next season, I think a lot of people would be like, oh, they got Fox, they got
Wemby, I want to put them in the top six. I want to put them in the top five. It might not be
that. They might, they might just be the eight seat next year. People were doing that this year.
People were trying to say they're going to make the plane term before the Deerrin Fox trade.
And people were mad at me because I said they'd be like a bottom two team in the Western
Congress. I mean, that was me. I thought they would be like 10. I was the highest honors
out of all of us. Yeah. They were a little bit better than I thought. But like the reasons
I said, I don't think they're going to be a playing team,
is because the roster I said it's going to be fucking sucks.
Like, I like Sohan.
He's a very good defender.
Doesn't give you offensive punch to that forward position.
Bessel hasn't taken leaps.
Their wings are trash.
I mean,
they have some guys that have been better than you thought,
like Champany and Brannum who are like good rotation players,
but like they're your best wings.
But like, come on.
Come on.
They should be decent best players.
They're like,
they should be your Sam Hauser,
like your luxury to have this guy who's pretty competent for a cheap contract,
not the guy who you're like,
we should probably start him over Kelton Johnson
because he just plays a lot better.
Like, that shouldn't be the situation you're in.
And shout out Chris Paul, everything he brought them.
Do you need a little more punch in that position,
which is why they got Deere and Fox.
Like, I guess I'm with you,
the Dev of Vesel's in disappointment.
It's just not my biggest gripe right now
just because I feel like they're so far away
with everything else on roster
that we're across the Vesel Disapplement Bridge
when we get there.
But we have like seven other slots to upgrade
before that becomes like debilitating.
Exactly. Exactly.
which sucks to see because obviously if wembe comes back and he's healthy you want them to be in contention you want them to be good but it's just it's just a process and honestly they they're kind of moving on the timeline that mo always talked about because mo's always like oh you you'd you'd hate to get too good too fast the spurs are like you know what we're not going to do that at all we're going to take our time which is why this year listen you didn't want to have two lottery picks again like last year but you do and last year could have been a big opportunity but the draft sucked
so you punny one of those lottery picks
because you didn't want to take a guy like Robbill again.
Here you are again with your own pick
that I ran Takedathon one time
and it went number one.
I ran Tengatong one time
and the Atlanta Hawks pick was number 11.
If you could have the number one pick
and number 11, you will be good next year
and none of this will fucking matter.
No matter of fact.
I love Devon Fasel.
I love what he's doing, bro.
You know what?
You know where Devin Fisle is actually from
Swanee, Georgia, bro.
Yep, exactly.
So I think what is...
But who isn't from Atlanta at this rate?
I feel like you're talking about this.
Every week you're telling me so many news from Atlanta.
It's DeFon Castle's from Georgia, too.
We're deep out here when he comes to talent, bro.
Let me see.
I think I have one team left.
I have one more as well.
Everybody has one team left.
Okay.
My last team is Golden State Warriors.
Duh.
I don't know what to say we've learned because I feel like you've talked about it so much.
Like, what have you guys learned about the Warriors?
Like, yeah, they're still good if you have help around Steph.
Like, I guess that's the one thing I learned, which I didn't learn this.
I never thought this.
Steph is not washed.
He's just taking a natural step back to where he can't carry everybody in the
goddamn planet with no help around him.
What we learned is you give Steph the requisite amount of ball handling around him
to give him enough ability to get his game off without the insane amount of attention
he was drawn before.
And he can still be good.
So I learned what we assumed and now we see it in practice.
Steph Curry is still very capable of being the best point in your team.
Thanks.
Yeah, I can agree with that.
Not much needs to be said.
same so literally like similar exact themes when it comes to talking about the warriors and the lakers
yeah we're talking about i thought i thought step was washed i thought lebron was washed a little bit
same conversation applies to step and all that give them talent then they're going to thrive
everyone's diving everyone's going crazy and woos moody in minutes dramons draymond they're dope
bro i was i was way more worried about lebron than i was about step
lebron i was scared step i was never that worried i was obviously he's not going to look good
with the situation just because he's not that he's not that guy anymore it's a top three
player in the world so if we want to say he's washed like if we're using the word
washed me he got worse in some regard yes he's 37 he's now closer to number 10 in the world
than he is three like he used to be but he's still very much as a top 10 guy when we had
some ticot comments whenever I would say that he's like he hasn't even a top 20 player
in the world like there was so much reactionary dialogue around how he played this year
without realizing that like I can guarantee he'll be better if you inject a little bit more
talent that's my case yeah i had
whereas lebron i thought he was just old as fucking cooked
i was scared of lebron
he's 37 he's gonna be 37
in two weeks
that's your goat
that's what i'm saying like i'm not gonna use the word
watch he's just plain like a 37 yeah i've been thinking
that he was like 35 for like
the last no
he's step is one of those players where it's just like
oh damn like he's a little bit older than I thought
because he came onto the scene a little bit later
he's 37 yeah and he was it was also like a two
three year college player too i forget
Yeah, it's crazy
But we can move on to my last team
That hurts
The Oklahoma City Thunder
There is not too much to be learned
Because they came into the NBA
Fucking send the whole league on fire
But one thing I will say
Is that something that I personally learned
You know Aaron Murph
I said Aaron Murphy
Aaron Wiggins
Is a vital piece to this team
Offensively
He provides and fills in
so many a lot of the scoring gaps that whenever you see like okayc go ahead and struggle and
shit and just have why y'all sin like that i don't i think i i think he looks like he has
i had to get some bars off bro i think he's i think he's holding he's contending his excitement
i'm gonna get it off in two minutes erwin against is so wild for what this team wants bro
because hey yo just say right there i'm gonna get it off for two seconds just stay from you all right
stop getting me off you're getting me off we got to stop we got to stop we got to go
I want to get off.
But Eric Wade is so goddamn important, bro.
I want to say back-to-back years, O.KC. hasn't failed or fumbled necessarily when it comes
to these trades, but they traded for two players in the last two years.
Gordon-Hara last year, trade was horrendous, and they lost that trade, obviously.
And then they recently got, not recently, they traded for also Alex Caruso as well.
I think last year or something like that.
Great moves, but it hasn't necessarily.
paid off in the ways you want it to be
and seeing Aaron Wiggins. Not necessarily because he's
not adding to your offense at all.
Who gives a shit? Look at their defense. He's been a brick
offensively. He's been a brick offensively.
And then on top of that too, like he's
almost, he hasn't been as consistent in the lineup
when it comes to availability.
And Aaron Wiggins helps close the gaps
on all ends. And whenever like the Lou Dorts ain't
hitting this side of the Chet Honger was a struggling
or the J-Dubs who struggles once in a while
when it comes to heavy contenders,
Air Williams just seems to always be there
consistent as ever
And I learned how much of an important
And vital piece that he is
And he's probably like
He should be like top five on
Sixth Man of the Year ballot
I don't know if that matters or means anything
But that's the level of importance that he is
Sure, the fifth best six man
The League is
That means something
It's a good luxury to have
I uh
All year
I've been called a glazer
Around Shade Dialogue
And I understand
This episode is about what I've learned
I would be remissed
if I didn't glaze a little bit
because what I learned this year
about the OKC Thunder
is not that they're a great team
is not to be the championship favorite
I was saying that this summer
as soon as they added
Alex Caruso and Hartinstein
came on here
came on Twitter and I said
I think they're going to win the championship
I've stayed steadfast
in that approach
but what I've learned
this season I've approached
I mean that I've accepted
in the last two months
you'll say that they're all time
She Gildes-Alexander is a legend
he is playing at a legendary level
the three-year peak
that he's cementing himself
to be at this year
Welcome to the party
It's no walking party
He's just now breaking into that
Because he
It's easy to say
Because obviously I early in the year
I wasn't as high
It's not just that I came around
He has gotten better again
Every single season
He finds a way to add to his game
And get more efficient
Higher volume scoring
Better Playmaker
Rising his team to a higher level
He keeps getting better
And this year is no exception
Early in the season
I said him versus Jason Tatum
Is a hot debate
and I went Jason Tatum's way
because he was also choosing
like 45% of three playing at the top of his mind
but all things be equal
I like the all around game of Tatum
because I thought he was a better playmaker right
Shea has reached a level of scoring dominance right now
that the playmaking is like
not amazing
but it's better than you think
because the scoring gravity is so goddamn insane
after this year ends
however the playoffs go
assuming he performs well again
maybe it includes the fucking finals
if people will see but even if that doesn't happen
it's just a regular good
playoff performance as a score, this is going to be like a top 10 to 12 three year peak as
a score. I think we've seen in NBA history. That's the level he's playing at. The ability to be
it's like 44 points or 75 for 100 possessions on 65% true shooting this year while leading
your offense and carrying to the degree that he is, like he is a one man offense in the same
way God damn James Hardin was. It just looks different because it's not the same level of playmaking.
This is simply put one of the most impressive scores we're going to see.
I 10010% agree
And I'm not saying all time
Great level player like overall
You still got to prove that
But just as a score
This we're watching one of the most dominant scores
Of our lifetimes
He's like that
I 100% agree bro
Honestly this OKC team as a whole to me
They like remind me so
God damn much
Of the 2015 Golden State Warriors
Where they're just like kind of coming up to the scenes
And Steph Curry and Shagos
Gilgus Alexander in the same light like they were viewed as like really good damn
really really damn good players but they like rose up to the scene and became like top three
players so fucking fast and they took the storm of the goal obviously going to say where it took the storm
of the league with their new style of play and all that and stuff curry like revolutionized the
game and all that it looks very different again but it feels very similar in terms of where
NBA fans are mindset-wise to how they view Shea and the Oklahoma City Thunder as a whole
and how this style of play is just really damning road.
The best way I can put it, the way they've elected to build around Shea this year
and put themselves position to maybe win a championship, be the best team right now,
it's a modern version of what the Sixers did around Alan Iverson of we have this one
dominant, dominant score that will create an advantage every single play because he just
cannot be guarded and he can create for others using that score and grab.
We're going to surround him
with nothing but defensive talent
and offensive players
that complement what he's doing.
That's what the Thunder
I've done this year
and obviously it's sacrived just to say
because Alan Iverson made the finals
in YvipP and Shea hasn't done that yet
with no, I think he might.
This is a better version of that.
He's playing at a better level
when Alan Iverson.
I don't know if I'm going to get
fucking stone for saying that.
But he is just
the most dominant
three level score that we've seen
in recent years.
It feels like I'm watching
Guard Kevin Durant at times
with obviously we know
he's the rim score, right?
He's the best in the league
from the position at that.
But the level of which
he dominates in mid-range now,
that wasn't the case in 2022.
That wasn't the case of 2023.
That's become the best in the league.
The three-point volume is higher this year.
That's been the big thing
of why he's so much better this season
and more efficient.
The three-point rate has gone higher,
37%.
He checks every box as a score
and keeps getting better
at every small level detail
that he's just truly unguarded now.
I understand.
You want to be great.
Go get buckets.
Go go.
go go get buckets in a variety of ways make sure that your bag is not only deep but endless
just like shay and you you too will be great i saw i saw thunder fans say on twitter that like
you know this is it's hard to talk about shay in this way because people are going to hear this
and be like oh free throw merchant he sucks blah blah blah blah you're wrong you're glazing
it's dumb but also like i understand not everybody puts so much time thinking about it and
it does feel weird that he's being propelled this high without doing a lot to earn
it as whereas other peers of his like Tatum
has to win a championship
and do all these things
to get this level of hype right.
So I understand on the surface level
to the person that's just a regular NBA fan
that isn't thinking about it all day
why that feels like too much too fast.
I get it.
But you have to understand
this man is not fucking normal
in his development path.
The way that he literally just keeps getting better
is unprecedented.
Like this is one of the outliers
in player development in NBA history.
Outliers.
Outliers.
Outliers.
In the level of the way he got
better. I saw a Thunder fan say this morning, which I thought was really well put. He got way more
athletic after the bubble. The first three, four years of his career as late up to 2020, he was like,
think about, how do we describe him? We were like, oh, he's a slithery, long slasher that really
gets around people with these smart angles, yada, yada, you never would have said he's some like elite
athlete. Now he's extremely strong. His quick first step is better. He knows how to weaponize that
better. That alone is very unique. Think about it. He was like, not slow, but he wasn't like fast.
He played at his own pace, is the word we used
because he kind of had this like
Kyle Anderson's slow-mo off-kilter rhythm
to how he drove.
He was bopping dudes.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
The word's a burn.
Now he's quick as shit, strong as shit,
knocks you at his spot.
That is a weird development.
You don't see a lot from players at age
at this point of his career,
as well as adding the most unstoppable
mid-range scoring bag in the league
that didn't exist before.
Adding the three-point volume,
that didn't exist before.
Like, it's not normal to see players develop
in this way where they keep getting better
so incrementally to go from
three years ago we were like oh he can make an all-star leap to now oh this is one of three best players
in the world i think that does not happen very often i think he what it sounds like it's just like
he just grew into his body more and maximize every ounce of god-given athleticism that he's been
given which wasn't a whole lot because you're right like all those things date back to all the
deficiencies quote deficiencies athletically in his game date back to when he was fucking high
school bro date back to when he was over there in kentucky like people were just on his ass about
how he was not an
explosive score whatsoever.
Exactly.
And he's explosive
in his own right.
It's at a different pace.
It doesn't look normal the same,
but it seems like things
have gone higher to another level.
And what really helps
I think you're saying it too softly.
What intertwines that
and what really helps amplify those things
is all the other skills
that he's like harnessed on,
which is the three-point shooting,
him getting even better
of finishing the pain,
bucking getting the mid-range shot
and the playmaking.
Well, I think that's what
screams to me, not necessarily
the athleticism bar. I think he's going to his body normally
like Jason Tatum don't look the same
compared to when he was like 21, but I think
I know what you're saying, it's not normal.
This is not, you said, maximizing what he has.
He's gotten more, he's worked
on his body, he's strong as shit now.
Like, he is like quick.
Like he is an explosive athlete now.
And like, I know what you're saying, you're saying
he got the most out of it that he built everything
around that because he wasn't an explosive athlete
and it's making him look more explosive.
I think he just worked on his body.
And I think we've seen that this guy
works at every level of his game in a ridiculous way, that he doesn't market it the same way
other players do where they talk nonstop with the summer work they do. But he just keeps coming
back better and more explosive and more skilled. I think it's just like an unprecedented level of
development that he probably starts. And that's just consistency. You know, like his whole life is
consistent, you know. So I, so I can, I can see why, why when you do something every single day,
eventually you're going to get farther than wherever other people go, you know? So, yeah.
That also amazing clip, man.
Amazing.
It is.
My whole life's consistent.
I like, see, people don't like, he gets, he's like this like pretty boy,
Instagram captions, like, fuck boy in that way that people don't like, don't correlate
that with that crazy hard worker because it's like not the normal combination and he doesn't like.
Yeah.
Mostly with our gym rats like that are posting pictures of them fucking in the gym and constantly
talking about it.
And I feel like he'd rather talk about his fits rather than how much he works.
So people like don't think about it.
But clearly he is that type of guy.
Yeah.
regardless of you to say
what he's done
for the last few years
is special
I pray he makes the finals
otherwise people are gonna be on my ass
how much I'm in glazed
I pray they make the finals
generation
see the thing about you is like
when you love a player
you really love a player
in the storyline and shit
so you put all your chips into it
and I think you should
I think people don't
people are so pussy
about not wanting to be wrong
when you're watching a legend
you're watching a legend
I was telling you Jonas's legend
I was telling you Yonis is a legend
and people were like
you can't do it in the playoffs
We do this thing where you're scared to be proven wrong
because everything online is Twitter discourse
and everything online is slandering you for being stupid
and sometimes you're going to be wrong.
It's okay to acknowledge you're witnessing a legend
before it's proven fact.
Sometimes you can tell before the championship confirms what you think.
See, that's okay, but also like the caveat is just like
you say it as if it's like sure and lying going to happen
instead of just like letting the player give himself a chance to prove it.
That's the best way to...
No, I'm saying
because I don't need to be
confirmed by a championship.
I know.
But I'm saying like when you talk,
it's almost like you set
a player up in that way,
fan-wise and on Twitter-wise.
Not like big picture world or whatever.
Obviously.
And that's a problem with them.
I think what I'm saying is
I don't need a championship
to confirm he's a legend.
You can look at so much else
to see how good somebody is
and people feel the need
to say it only matters
if you have the chip.
And I think that's just a dumb-ass
way we talk about basketball
where only thing can be validated
team success.
And it matters, of course.
I'm not saying
he's a top 15 player all time
anything crazy. But I think we're talking about your skill as a score, which is really the main
thing I'm bigging up. Like, you don't have to show me the chip bar. It doesn't matter.
Like, you're saying I'm sent up to get slander because a slander is coming from a point of
stupidity and from a point of linking outcome to process. And that's just not at all what I'm saying.
Right. And if you know that people are, don't have as many brain cells. If you know that they
don't have as many brain cells, then why like go ahead and throw something in their face?
And they're like, yeah, is that. But you're not that. You know what I'm saying?
Because I think it's important that we don't operate off of this, this toxic, like, basis of things only matter for my championship.
I think it's extremely important.
Keep calling them stupid in creative ways.
I think we have to set the standard of acknowledging that play on the court matters and then you can highlight when people are becoming some of the greats and the play matters and that it's important to, like we're talking about in the, every time you go on ESPN or T&T, they're just shitting on people.
I think it's important to the opposite and acknowledge when you're watching somebody do something historic.
Yeah, I absolutely agree. It's just the way that people like find ways and links to hate and just be like slow down
It amazes me. You're not wrong. I'm just thinking about that's on them the side of things, you know
Say God read a book sometimes. Oh my God
It's not even that it's like it's stupid, but it's like stop being a hater is a real thing like it's not like people lack the intellectual ability
I'm not saying they lack the intellectual ability to understand why step why stuff Shay Curry
I keep what the fuck that I just say I am. I say is playing at the level. I'm not saying
I'm not saying they're intellectually incapable.
I'm saying they choose to go from this basis of hatred,
which is a dumb place to be,
and they're not putting the time into analyzing
why we're talking about the sport in this way
and what extra your factors have shaped sports media discourse
to behave in this way.
That to me is stupid,
and it's a symptom of a stupid discourse,
not stupid individuals.
And that's human,
humans that we're talking about as core.
People like to watch basketball casually,
and then on top of that as well,
just fucking negative all the time, bro.
So that's why we get the result that we do.
I don't think it is a human nature thing.
I think it's a what we've seen on TV
and what's been conditioned
of people to talk about issue.
Guys, I hate to interrupt.
I still have the Sacramento Kings on my list.
Ain't nobody give a damn about the King.
I'm like, okay.
I'm the Sacramento Kings on my leave today.
They're the last team, right?
I didn't know how long we were going to keep going.
I was waiting.
I was like, when I jump in?
I'm going to give them the spot.
like today.
Anyway, it's important to highlight, highlight how greats the greats are playing.
Fuck the negativity.
If I'm wrong, I don't give a shit if they don't win the finals.
Nevertheless, Shays is good and we should talk about it.
All right.
So we're going to end with the Kings here.
I've learned that Dermana Sabonis is going to get a statue outside of that arena because they don't have anything.
really going for them.
And they have committed themselves to this court.
You want to hear this new song?
You want to hear this new song?
This guy's...
Hell yeah.
I'll be here.
Oh, that's fires.
Is the intro to TikTok time?
You know.
Y'all are rude.
I was actually trying to make a point here.
I was actually trying to make a point.
man go to tic-tick-tie time go to tic-tac time go to tic-tac time
i'm sorry king's fans i got you next week
i got you next week i promise
do you hear that verse
one of the hardest of all time
bro
with that being said we're on to ticot times
I didn't talk about the Celtics either
fuck them
Welcome to TikTok time.
Today we have a very fun thing to start with.
Are we singing more LeBron songs?
Oh my God, my goddamn face.
We are starting with something that has been flooding my timeline, flooding my timeline mentions on Twitter.
We had to talk about this nickname trend.
Yep.
Listen, we lied to you.
I know all of them.
I've been reading all the TV.
I know what everybody has been saying.
It's hilarious.
If you guys have been on NBA Twitter as of late,
there's been a big trend that started with the anomaly
with Jason Tatum getting the nickname the anomaly
and everybody making fun of it
and doing this ironic spin
of giving like every player in the league
their own nicknames of the same ilk
and now it's become like post-irony
everybody's just coming up with the crazy nicknames
they can imagine about every player they can imagine
and today we are going to rate
some of the best ones from one to ten
let's go let's go
I've seen a whole lot of bullshit on my goddamn timeline
I've been so confused, bro, so let's see what they're talking about.
I pick the best ones.
You guys let me know how these work, if they're good or not.
First up, we have the predicament for Evan Mowgli.
What?
What's the predicament?
Please break this shit down.
No, that's awful.
That's awful.
Bro, he's a problem.
He's a predicament.
Stop it.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
This is tough.
What do you mean?
I just ran into the predicament in the paint.
What am I going to do?
That's hard.
I don't know what you guys are on about.
That shit's a predicament.
It's better than the anomaly, for sure.
It is, but that doesn't.
He is a problem to be solved.
That doesn't say he's a predicament.
No, I would say, I would say Wembe is more the predicament.
Because you see guys, you see guys think about going up and then pass on the layup when Wembe's there.
That's the predicament in their mind.
Ever Mobley, again, amazing defender, all NBA, all defense this year.
He's not the predicament, though.
Of course you turn this into Wemby Clay is unbelievable.
God damn, exactly.
But we haven't seen what you spent 25 minutes.
You spent 25 minutes on Shake Lays.
I don't want to.
And you can spend 40 on Wemby.
Stay on line right now.
I'm going to give this a 8 out of 10.
I'm going to 6 out of 10.
I'm going to give this a 5.
I'm going to give this a 5.
Whatever.
I feel like you're cooking.
The ad homininin fallacy for Jalen Green.
Ad hominin fallacy.
What the, I've never heard of that word in my life, bro.
You cry.
I don't need it.
And ad hominin
is when you attack
some credibility
and not their argument.
So they're saying
that Jalen Green
is going on for his personality
and not who he is.
Go to school.
Then I'm sorry.
I'm not reading it,
bro.
This is a tough nickname.
Now,
with this being said,
the nickname is saying
that he's better
than people think
they attack him for his personality.
Now that's not true.
He is not good.
But if you're a fan
and you had to think
of a good way to defend him,
this is a tough nickname.
Yes.
But it doesn't roll off the tongue.
The honestly, honestly, the predicament is better than this.
The ad hominine fallacy.
It's hard.
I'm not doing that.
Yeah, no, bro, by the time you get done saying that, like, it's pitch black outside,
it takes way too long to say that.
It's not it.
Three out of ten.
Three out of ten.
Now, for those terms of background, the origin of this one is somebody made a TikTok of the
worst nicknames in the NBA and they made this up and people started running with it.
ironically but it was originally presented as being a terrible nickname oh so you have to be in nowhere
so it is terrible okay cool yeah you're just not online enough i'm sorry damn well either way
either way we're aligned because it sucks now this one hold on your seats the anomatopoeia
for bam autobiio love that this is hard this one might stick this one might stick past a twitter
joke this is a real legitimately cool nickname ban i do like that
bio that's tough this is what the onomatopoeia bam like that oh and no m l t o p oe i a this is what
it's about right now god man this might be my favorite nickname in the NBA I felt that
that's the one that's the one word he remembers from seventh grade spell it again
oh bro he wouldn't spell it with that word god I shay don't tell my secrets don't tell my
secrets it may have been third or fourth grade it is what it is this is clever it rolls off the
tongue it's unique
This is a 10 out of 10.
I'm going 9 out of 10.
I don't think it's the best one, but it is still pretty, it's up there.
This actually has a chance to stick.
So I agree.
It's a 10 out of 10 to me, man.
It's going to be, he will never run away from this nickname.
I'm calling him that.
It's going to be on Basel reference.
I'm sure it already is.
The peculiarity for Luca Donchich.
What's, what are we cooking?
That's the issue.
We're online too much.
What?
He's not normal.
She's peculiar.
What are you?
You ever seen Luca Dodgers play basketball?
It's not regular.
Oh, man.
You see the way Luca Dongers hit that tween, tween, has he stepped back?
He's so peculiar, bro.
Ooh, he's so peculiar.
You see those behind the back passes?
Peculiar as fuck.
Nah.
No, I don't like this one.
That's a pip squeak-ass nickname.
It's not hard.
What are we talking about?
It's not valid whatsoever.
Zero out of two.
Yeah.
I got, I got to go one.
I don't think it's good.
I'm off this one.
Too geeky.
Too geeky.
I know that you new king and you have to ride with whatever, but I don't like this.
Been my king.
Oh, of course.
The abnormality for Shaden Sharp.
I'm not going to lie, this is kind of hard.
The abnormality is kind of hard.
I don't know why, but it makes sense for Shaden considering.
I don't, I don't, I don't like it.
You don't like anything.
What do you like?
I would like sunshine.
Do you like grass?
Do you like happiness?
What do you like?
Old ass man.
Unc candy shit on all the fucking young nickname.
I would like to switch the abnormality.
To Luka Dachich because I think no to Luka to looka I think this nickname is too good for Shaden Sharks
I think we have to switch it today too much ah are you he didn't see dump is you didn't see
dunk for the last three games bro I saw the dunk I saw the dunk the dunk that's
you didn't think it was that normal that's peculiar I mean I listen I've seen people fly
I've seen people fly I've seen people I've seen people I've seen you really you have to really dissect
shit if you're if you're peculiar bro that really takes some real high but like when you say some
when you say something is abnormal that really is like not normal look at the way he look at how far
away his feet is up off the ground that is abnormal he is lucca donchitz smokes hookah and drops 45
that's not normal that's abnormal the way shading sharp jumps that's peculiar that's just strange
i can't believe that a human would do that no no it's just simple who jumps higher who does abnormal
He's not the same.
He's not like the rest of them.
Who's more abnormal?
Luca or Shaden Sharp?
Shaden Sharp is.
Your name is Shaden Sharp.
You're actually, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Listen, you know,
me, you're actually stupid.
No, you're actually stupid.
It's harder to find a Luca don'tches.
What are you doing right now?
It's harder to find somebody.
It's hard to find somebody who plays like Luca
than somebody who jumps like Shaden Sharp.
He is abnormal as hell.
Look at the way he.
What? Okay. Moe the moron. Now what? Now what?
No, no, Donovan the Dufus. Dr. Dufant, Smurth Donovan.
I love how this is the stupidest argument ever heard. Peculiar and I've no one mean the same thing.
But what words sound smarter. That's what we're talking about right now.
I don't need, whatever. I'm going to one out of ten for both of them. Switch them and it'll be ten out of ten.
Oh, my God. Okay.
the salamander for she gilders alexander come on man come on man you think converse wants to call him
that you you think salamander they're long they're slippery they're slithery i don't know i kind of
see the you don't know what a salamander looks like you could have point one out if i should if i told
you you're telling me she doesn't give you lizard vibes and he attacks that paint no no no no no no
no no no i think this ruins his oar if you call him this in public bro no it's a stock
He's not getting like 10% less hot
If you go on the salamander
10% less high
If you yell this out
Converse
If you yell this out
He's not acknowledging you
He's not
He's not gonna nod
He's not gonna wave
He's not gonna do anything
Tough
You can't give this any credence
I'm going
I'm going zero out of 10
This is actually the worst one
Damn
You don't like anything bro
I think it's like a solid six
Seven out of 10
It's fitting
Donovan
you've never looked more unk than you had the last 10 minutes
Yeah
Oh no I
Yes I have
Yes I have
I got some for you there
He said I got some unction moments in my lifetime
The Pythagorean theorem
For Brandon Pajamsky
Pods, okay
The Pythagorean theorem
Huh
He's smart like that
Pithesky Pythagrian
Again I'm not calling him dope
But he's like that
Oh man, I don't know what to think
It can't be a five out of ten at all
I think this is
Putting towards being a bad nickname
Bad nickname
I kind of like it
Why explain it
The problem is I find all these very funny
And you guys are up here
Like these young motherfuckers
Don't know anything about nicknames
I would have come up way better
I think these are all hilarious
But wow
A square plus B square
equals C score. What the, I don't get it.
Spell Pythagorean.
Flex.
You spelled Pythagorean.
I'll just saw numbers to you and I'll give you a...
P-I-T-H-A-G-O-R-E-N.
You're looking at it right now.
Not you're looking at the screen.
Dummy, we got you.
P-Y-T-H-A-G-O-R-E-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A.
Yeah, this is a zero-to-10 for me.
I really don't know.
Oh, my God.
Because pods isn't, he's just not that exciting to a player.
It doesn't in align with his game.
what do you think the Pythagorean is supposed to be exciting
I mean you've clearly you've clearly never found
the hypotenuse of a triangle like it's it's very riveting
it's thrilling break it down for me break down the angle for me
real quick oh my god next one the paradox for Kate Cunningham
that's hard that's hard this and the Anamontapia are two
that I will actually call these players the paradox
so this was going to stick yes what's paradox about
Kaye Cunningham. Break this down for me. I don't know. It's just
hard. I don't know what it means, but it's
provocative. But it's provocative.
And it's cool. I might
drop the, the, in front of it.
He might just be Cade Paradox
Cunningham. Cade Paradox
Cunningham. You're inserting a
middle name legally. That's funny
as hell.
Paradox is paradoxical.
It sounds like in 40 bar.
It's paradoxical.
You're legal on that it's too good.
It's too good.
It's kind of scary.
We spent a lot of time making fun of E-40.
Like, we have the boys down.
Kay Cunning, that was magical.
She's paradoxical.
What the hell?
I'm just scared.
Why do you sound like it?
paradoxical.
Hey, Donovan.
Say Pascal Seyakum.
Pascal Fiacom.
Stop.
He's the dumb.
What's going on?
Next up.
Jalen Brunson.
head of the table.
Oh, 100%.
One big ass.
10 out of 10.
Any nickname with Jalen Brunson
has to mention how
he has the largest dome
in the NBA.
The fact that we can weaponize
his dome for cleverness makes it a 10 out of 10.
You don't often get to see Dome put the use like this.
His cranium is legitimately crazy.
It's actually one.
What a proper way to put it.
And it aligns with his play style on the court.
He is the head of the team, head of the table, whatever it is.
He is the focal point.
So I like it.
I'm rocking with it.
There we go.
Well, finally, a one that unks like.
There we go.
I would have 10 out of 10.
We got Zachary Rishi Sheet.
Lee Anomily.
Anomily.
How are you saying in French?
I'm going 10 out of 10.
I'm going to 10.
Why are you going to do this is 10 out of 10?
This is so funny.
Lee Anomile.
This is so funny
This is clever
The Atlanta Hawks official Twitter account
tweeted this out
I think it's Eshton history
I got to go 9 out of 10
The French are from people man
I have no words for this
But he's a bucket right now though
So we can give it a 10 out of 10
The poster child for John Morant
That's hard
That's 10 out of 10
Oh my guess
The poster child
Let's see at the table.
That's, see, this is an actually unique nickname that uses an element of his personality,
his game.
This is elite.
I like that.
This can actually stick, bro.
Put that on the commercial.
Put that on the commercial.
9.10 or 10 out of 10?
10 out of 10.
10.
I might go, I might go 11 out of 10.
TPC.
You love an acronym?
I love a good acronym, bro.
Okay.
This guy can't read.
The trolley problem for Santhi Aldama.
The trolley.
The trolley problem
Is this is what Donovan
was talking about earlier?
I have no idea.
I have no idea
what this is what I mean
Why he's called the trolley
At all.
Did he like fight on a trolley?
I don't know.
I know what a trolley is.
I know what a trolley problem is.
I'm aware of the idea
of the thought experiment.
In this scenario
which we're discussing
Santay Aldama
I don't know who the person
would choosing the kill is
I don't know who the person
we're choosing to save is
and I don't know
who the five people
who are dying incidentally are
I don't understand
any element of this nickname.
That's a damning name to have style to you
I ain't gonna lie to you
That's so damn
And I looked it up
I couldn't find anybody explaining it
I don't know where this comes from
Charlie Pott
Is he just
He just like a killer on the court or something
I don't know
Like he's having a great year
But I don't call him a killer on the court
This is a zero out of 10
Until we get some explanation
It's a zero out of 10
Damn
All right man
That's all the other games I got for you today
I can't believe you argued about the definitions of abnormal and peculiar for so long.
We're talking about what's fitting more, bro.
Yeah, it shouldn't have been like that.
Exactly.
Damning conversation, bro.
How could you lean that way?
Abnormal.
He's been on the right side of history.
The hell?
He could have moved on.
What's going on, man?
No, you wanted to fight for the wrong side.
Send me your high school GPA.
He's got a kid for GPS.
He was 17.
the girls are fighting
the girls are fighting
next thing we're going to do
I've been seeing a lot of talk
in the past two days on Twitter
about Janus
and how ridiculous season he's having
and somebody made the point
that the media is kind of over Janus
for some reason
everybody's kind of set Janus aside
and like nobody talks about the fact that he's still
like an all-time amazing player at his beat
so with that being said i want to give yonis some flowers today
okay let's do it we're going to do a five level all-time comparison game with yonis i'm
going to name five NBA players all-time legends other hall of famers people have to find
the game you let me know who is better this player or yonis let's do it let's like the
fuck in donovan yeah you want you to take a second
So again, I'm going to name five players, one through five levels.
You tell me who's better, them or Janus.
Level one, Janus or Dwight Howard.
Oh, this is Janus.
It's easy.
It's easy.
It's easy.
I don't think, I don't think Dwight is within two tiers of Janus.
Two tiers?
Two tiers.
Now, again, the Orlando Magic Loki laid the blueprint of how to build around this
slasher in the modern game with the spacing,
Janus took that shit to the next level,
clearly honest. Yeah.
Yeah, it's not a question.
Okay, we gotta start easy. I go always. It gets harder
every time. Level two, Janus
or Aaron Wiggins?
Wait. I mean, the Air Wiggins of like the last
like two, three weeks. That's a hooper.
Aaron Wiggins?
I don't know like,
Andrew Wiggins, not
no like,
whatever other Wiggins are you thinking about.
twice.
Pick aside and stay on it.
It's close.
Pick aside and stay on it.
It's close.
But I'm probably lean towards Janus.
I think I have to go with Janus.
But Aaron Regens is right there.
If we're talking legends of the game, you can't really, you can't disrespect either of them.
They both have to define their era.
But I guess we can go Janus to keep the game moving.
I guess we have to be biased.
Yeah, let's just, let's go to level three.
The things I do for content.
Level three, Charles Barkley.
Okay.
Charles Barkley.
It's definitely honest still.
it's a closer conversation than
Aaron Wiggins and
Janis
It's a closer conversation
But damn, damn, damn, bro
They're all top three players in the world
For a long time
I guess you can just go to Janice
Because the defense is that much better
The defense is that much better
Playmaking is still there
And he has a ring
MVP and defensive player of the year
MVP difference in the same goddamn year
bro that's only been done like twice
I think in history
Outside of him
Go better jokes
Janice
At jokes
Well it depends on what type of jokes you're into
Those dad jokes move you
I like dad jokes
Me I like jokes that everybody in the room
That moves you
That makes you giggle
Horny
Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha ha
Next one
Level four
Kevin Durant
okay um i think i'm
this is tough i think i'm gonna go
finally you gotta think about it i think i'm i'm going kd
no no i think i am i think i am
no you're going yonnes over kd i think i'm going yonis over kd this level of
he's not he's not better than kate he's not better than kemp in direct i can't i can't
say you thought you thought about it way too fast you have to have a real
discussion we thought about way too fast yonis is
good enough that you got to have a discussion with almost anybody and the gap isn't gigantic
but it's pretty clear the gap goes to kevin grant it's a small gap but it's obvious
it's like the 12th best player of all time versus like the 18th so the gap isn't huge
i almost think the honest is like 16th i don't know i don't know where katie lands on that
either either way kevin berrant tore his achilles and came back in average 28 like i he as a score
is as effortless and as easy as quote unquote skate
as you can have in NBA history, I don't think that, yeah, I don't think.
I understand, but Yonis has had better scoring years statistically than K.D.
And then on top of that, too, the defense is a landslide.
I know what you're saying, the playoff scoring is the biggest difference.
We know regular season scoring, I see why you say Yonis has seasons just as good.
Kevin Rann is a much better playoff score.
And the defensive gap isn't big enough to make up for it.
When you look at like later career, Katie, when he's also an elite defender, is Kevin
Brett. I don't know, man. It's not Janus. I think the
defense's gap is, gap is much bigger than you're giving, than you're letting it
be known right now. So you want to go to record and say you think Janus is a
better all-time player than Kevin Wright? No, I just want to make content. Katie's
better. There we go. It ends. Level five, we would heck Akim Elijah one. He didn't
guys sucks. You know, you know. I'm, I'm going to hook him in there. Yeah, it's
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's, what would y'all just have to do
in order to surpass a team?
I don't know, win three more rings.
I don't know, I don't see it happening.
Damn, damn.
I don't know, I mean, yeah, two more at least.
I don't know.
It keeps just better.
You need to have like a outsized accolade boost
to get over him because I think he's better on,
I don't know, offensively, low-key, I don't know.
I saw like three more rings, I don't know about that.
I got to see, because he's maybe the goat defender.
So that takes you really,
far if you want to tell me yonis is a better offensive player so if you think he matched him accolades
wise you could put him above him i guess i wouldn't hate it but i don't know it'd be tough
the fact that yannis is adding that midranged to his bag right now like that that kind of
like if he could do that for what maybe like two or three more years and we see that that's like
actually consistent and then maybe another ring then i would say offensively because like hakeem
could do all the low post stuff he has the little you know
15, 16 foot jump or whatever, and then, like I just said,
goat defender.
Yonis would have to get to that level of offense in terms of having multiple,
multiple things in your bag.
So, but yeah, I'm going to Hakeem pretty easy right now.
Okay.
Okay, that's fair.
Next year we're going to do, let's do a tier list.
It's been a while.
You know, last season we did a tier list of every single position, one by one until we did
them all.
This year, let's mix it up.
We haven't done that for every position yet.
I don't want to run it back the same exact way.
So the thing we're going to do today is
we're going to put NBA big man into a prediction
I'm into a tier list
We're going to combine power forwards and centers
I got 12 of them for you
You guys know how it works
S through F put them into a cheer list
Based on how good they are this season
All right, let's do it
This year, got you.
Yeah or like right now
You know somebody's hurt
Whatever you can take into account
But just you know
From now going forward
Who's a better player
Okay
Where are we started
Let's who you want to set the bar with
Carl Anthony Towns
I'd go B
I'd go B
Like he's having an amazing scoring season
But the defense is such a fault
And obviously like his situation
Shows the show the flaw so much more
But it's just you can't avoid it
So I'm going B
Yeah B's a safe place to go
When you're a great offensive player
But you're just not above average defensively
B is about where you can be
Okay
He's a good mark start though
So shout out great year
Doesn't change this to your list
Anthony Davis
Oh he's like A
Yeah
He's in a different tier than
Than Cat
I would I would definitely agree with that
Now the injury stuff
Scares me but it
It always does but Anthony Davis's talent is crazy
Is there argument for us?
No
Since we're combining both positions
I guess not
Because like we did centers last year
He's the top three center, so that deserves that tier.
But I guess we can go A for now.
Maybe we'll adjust it.
Okay.
We'll see.
Victor Wembe Nyama.
Has he officially surpassed?
He's not a whole tier above AD.
You have to know the same tier.
If you want to say at his best this year,
if you think Wembleu is marginally better, that's fine.
It hasn't been longed of sample size to say he's like straight up better than Anthony Davis.
At worst, at best they're neck and neck, I think.
And the fact that both of them,
are probably going to be out for the rest of the year.
Like, you have to take that into account.
So, yeah, I'm going to cinematic parallels.
Okay.
Evan Mobley.
Oh, he's a solid beat to me.
Has he earned the same tier. He's earned the same tier as Kat.
Yeah, because his defense is that tremendous.
And offensively, the growth that I've seen him make stands out to me, bro.
He deserves a be beat.
And people are going to see that.
People are going to see it, and they're going to hate that.
They're going to be like, how could you, how fucking dare you put him next to the big bodega?
Big Bodega gets goddamn buckets.
And I understand why you say that.
If you want to win a championship,
and Evan Mobley is just as, if not more impactful, I think.
No, you're right.
It's more impactful.
I agree.
I agree.
He's more impactful.
If Evan Mobley was on the New York Knicks, do you think you look at him differently, Donovan?
100%.
Oh, if he was on the Knicks at the Knicks bump, he'd be talked about as a next Tim Duncan.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah.
If he was on the Knicks, we'd win the title.
I don't know about winning the title.
Slow down there.
But I think we'd beat everybody in five.
All right, relax, relax.
He's not, he's not Janus.
We might sweep the Celtics.
Okay.
I'm just saying God
Alperin Sangoon
He is not be at all
I'm going to see
He is
If we're talking about like the best of the best big man
He's fine
Right he's cool he's solid
Yeah
I'm going to see tier
He made an all-star game
Cool stuff
Sure yeah
The team
Put off for the city
But he did his part
He's an important part of what the Rockets do
But
No he's above average
He's not a star level
Let me a second
He made an all-star game
So I don't know what verbiage I should use.
He's not touching a superstar level.
You would clearly take seven, eight other big man over him.
Yeah.
I'm going.
You can say he's at the top of the C tier, right?
Well, depending on who else goes in here.
But if you really want to, you know, hype him up,
that's probably the highest we can go.
Yeah, you could argue be on a good day.
Chet Homegrid.
See, he hasn't been around this year.
He got hurt.
He got hurt.
so he wasn't able to take a big leap that
would look like he was going to make to start the year.
So.
I think he probably deserves to be in the same tier as Sangoon,
maybe a tier lower.
So maybe because when he's seen enough.
Hell not not a tier lower.
Fuck no.
I'd put him in,
let's go same tier.
We'll go same tier as San Guil.
Just because he hasn't been there.
Yeah.
Because I think he's just as good as Evan Mobley,
but Evan Mobley's having a better year deserves to get that nod
just because he's been producing.
He's been there.
And not to say Chet couldn't do that,
but he got hurt and slowed down
to start to his year
I think by the end of the year
we'll be putting
Chet in B tier again
100%.
Okay
that's fair
yeah
if he says Ubots
D
he has been a bucket this year
I don't know
he's been a killer
on the block
he's been great
he's a bucket
but I see him
and I see him
and James Hardin bro
I
yeah that's a little bit too much
a little bit too much
he's getting spoon fed a lot of buckets
he's not enough
food fed a lot of buckets
he's great at being big
down
getting rebounds
defense. It's not enough. I love it. But he's definitely
being spoon fed, I know what you're saying. It is easier for him. That's also
doing him to service. He has been getting some self-created buckets. He's been a killer
on the glass on putbacks. He's been having, he's really good one-on-one in the post now.
He's having a much better year than just being spoon-fed buckets. He's not like
Djanjay Jordan catching lobs every play. No, definitely not. But that's like a heavy
part of his game, though. Like that big of role has transformed him as a player.
Yeah. But he is, man, he is so much better than people thought coming in
of the year.
So we're going
deep?
I kind of want to go see.
Yeah, I want to go see.
In Alfred Sengoon range,
you can't do that.
San Gung was an all-star.
We're not putting Zubosh
next to chat.
I can't do that.
Okay, I forgot, but Chet's only
there because of
Y'all don't respect St.
Gung.
That's what I'm realizing.
Wait, we're at next to chat.
What do you mean?
Who gives a damn about next to Chet?
He's in the C-Tier.
Do you think
Sangu should be higher?
No, I'm just saying, like,
using Chet as a meter instead of Sengoon.
Oh, yeah, because Chet's better.
What do you want from him?
That's what I wanted to hear.
I had to say one of the names.
But Chet's only here because his hip was broken.
Like if he was healthy, he'd be at the top of this list.
So that's all I'm saying.
Let's measure it against Sengun.
And Zubach is.
I'm fighting for you right now.
Zubach is not better than Sengen.
I can't do that.
No, that's what I'm saying.
He's not better.
He's not better.
But he could be at the, if Sengun is at the top of that tier,
Zubach can be at the bottom of that tier.
Okay
Whatever I'm okay with him in top of D
But if you want to say he's bottom of C on a good day
I'm fine with him
Oh my personal tierless
He would be in C tier
But this is a communal thing
So I will
I will buy it
Well yeah this is your tierless
You know when being S plus
You'd have nobody else
And within two tiers
I mean listen
Do I speak facts?
Yeah
You know what I'm paying
I'm early
You know
I'm paint
Did you take your meds Donovan?
No
Oh
Makes sense
I'm awful.
I'm awful.
Oh, shit.
But that's a problem.
Zion Williamson.
Ooh, he's, it's so hard to write him, bro.
He can't be.
As of late, he has been incredible.
You do have the durability concerns.
You have the concerns of, we've seen this peak before, then we saw it fall.
I don't know what to do with that.
But listen, the last 20 games, he's been playing the goddamn A tier.
When he's on the goddamn court, I can't look at anybody below B tier or in B tier and be like, yeah, like, yeah, like, you're better than Zion Williams.
I'm just thinking about when he's on the court.
Don't talk to me about anything else.
I think he's eight-tier.
I'm going to let you have it because I cannot speak logically when it comes to Zion
Williamson.
How can anybody?
I'm okay going B-tier.
We can put the durability concerns in there.
We can go B-tier.
But when he's healthy, the past two weeks, he has undoubtedly been playing like eight-year level.
Tough.
But we'll be a little reasonable.
We'll go B-tier.
We won't glaze too hard.
I guess.
Dremon Green.
Hooper
B tier
The C
What?
No
Wait
You guys are disrespect
Relax relax relax
Relax relax
Relax
Next to Evan Mobly
Evan Moby brings a different level
of offensive production
Relax
Relax
I'm okay with C tier though
Next to Chet and Sengoon
But the scoring punch
That someone like Evan Mowley brings
While also being an elite defender
I can't put them in the same tier
Oh I forget over Moby's in that too
We'll go C tier
But then again
Then again
you're trying to win a championship you're taking cat you're taking draymond i'm taking draymond
so you should put them higher it also it also it also depends on what the rest of the team looks
like not really because if with jermont on that next team right now you guys are much better off
i mean listen listen yeah like we're much better we'd win a time on starting at center yeah
we'd win a time to what cat is we're beating everybody in we're beating everybody in five
you think it makes me better with draymond is we might sweep this out of
He had Draymond at Center.
Okay, you're calm down.
Cat isn't that bad.
He's not that bad.
I'm talking about when it comes to winning a championship,
who's better off leading you closer towards that?
It's 110% Draymond Green.
Well, is Steph coming along with him?
Yeah.
If you insert, Draymond Green, then DHO's with Jalen Brunson,
he's going to send him to the moon, bro.
They're a package.
They don't separate.
That's the case, then, yeah.
Do we go B or C?
I don't know.
Put him in B.
No, that's, that's,
Just things that we can't explain.
We got to go see.
How much of the voodoo magic is tied to Steph Curry and him being a perfect fit there?
And how much of that would Draymond bring to another team right now at this stage of his career?
According to Oscar Robertson, all of it is attached to Seth Curry.
And I'm going to trust the old man.
We're putting Draymond in C.
I don't know, man.
I think if you put Draymond in any offense, their offense prevails and their defense skyrockets,
me person, I think he would be.
Keep in mind, the C tier is still all-star level players.
So we're not exactly putting him in like.
A terrible company, you know
Yeah, it's not Zubach
Put him next to Singoom
You're the one who hates Sangu
No, I'm not, no I'm not
Next to Sangu
Listen, you need to be careful
The Turks are not going to allow you
To head to the mafia, man
Bro, I love the Turks
I actually met a Turkey other day at the mosque
Man, like we're aligned, relax
I'm good over there
Alright
Brooke Lopez
what's the lowest tier
F
he's that
oh
damn
he's good
rent protection
and three point shooting
he just put him in F tier
and he was like
no but he's good though
he's like yeah
yeah
but he's like F
he's not better than Zubach
damn
let me stole my tracks a little bit
Zubach is having a better year
no Zubach is better not at this point
Brooke Lopez
looks old is old
plays like he's old
Zubot's better at the stage
But he's still stroking that motherfucker, though.
Yo.
Damn.
You like that?
I like when he strokes it like that yet.
I mean,
ooh, who.
Let me go back to his three-point percentage.
Wait, wait, wait.
I can save myself.
I swear to God, give me a second.
I swear to God.
Brooke Lopez three-point percentage.
Oh, shit.
I typed error Brooks.
Fuck, forgive me, please.
Give me a second.
Okay.
shooting 36% from the three point line
this year. That's pretty good on five
attempts per game. Yeah, that's crazy.
Ooh, man, he's only averaging
five rebounds. Holy shit, that's tough. That was
the worst verbiage I can imagine.
Ah, yeah. All right. I didn't mean that.
Nicola Yokish.
S-tier.
Clear cut, best player
in the world. Best big man in the world.
Without with Joel M. B. being
dusted, there's no competition for him anymore.
Yeah, it's S-tier. And I'm sorry that I paused
for half a second before I said S-Tier.
that was too long
it was too long
yeah you owe a great debt
to Yokish Nation for that
Serbia I'm putting it up
Can you imagine how much
Last year
One of the recipes of
The Denver Nuggets failing
Was due to Nicole Yokoj's lack of spacing
He came back the next year
Now he's shooting like 45%
He's the best base in the league
What the fuck is going on?
Make no sense
Yeah
It's insane that he might not win the MVP
And that's like
okay, that he's having such a great season
and might not win the MVP is insane, but
that's the league we're in today. It's just like
Luke Dodger's last year. 34-9
and 9-9, not winning an MVP.
Not good enough, buddy.
Welcome to the modern NBA.
The amount of stars we have, the legends
at their peak is insane.
45% from Keoges don't make no damn sense, bro.
It's hilarious. How many attempts? Like
fucking five? Yeah, like 4.4.
It dropped off a little bit, but...
Yeah, still. It's still a good amount of attempts.
Run that bitch up towards his way. It's insane.
Crazy, man.
There we go.
That's our tier list
of these 12 big men.
So in S tier, we have
Nicole Yokic.
A tier, Anthony Davis
and Vigua Mianiyama.
B tier,
Kat, Evan Moby, and Zion.
C tier, Sangoon,
Chet, and Dremond.
D tier, Zubach,
and F tier,
Brooke.
I don't want to do it too.
I think that's perfect.
I tried to pick an array
of talented levels of players
like, well,
an array of levels
of talented players
to, like, have a nice spread.
I feel like you guys nailed it.
me personally i'll make a couple of changes
we're just really one
but other than that I feel pretty good with this list
you want to put you want to put zangoon
down to d tier don't you no no no I want to raise
Dram on up I have no spoke with Zangoon
I think he's all right I was showing y'all guess what
we don't care
we don't care
but guess what this is not a perfect
TD3 tier list like you usually think it is
it's a nice
damn
it's tough
sorry we don't have the most stamp of approval
perfect tier list
you don't
next thing we're
going to do
blind ranking
I'm going to name you
five NBA players
I want you to
blind rank them
based on their
career earnings
oh let me sit up
I love pocket watching
who you think has
the deepest pockets
I love pocket watching
one through five
I reveal the amount
they made at the very end
number one
our first player
Jamal Murray
he signed a big ass
contract after the
championship I believe
he did but has that has that kicked in yeah wait so i don't know like we're doing like up until
this point or just like well yeah yeah that's career earnings how much you made so far
do you want to go like future he doesn't matter i think damal murray's like five
five i mean he may be four actually he may be four i'm not a pocket watcher you do this
better to me man we'll go we'll go four i listen i just enjoy doing it i don't know if i'm good at
it but i do like pocket watching but we'll put jama at four
Okay.
Okay.
Jamal Murray.
Okay.
Kobe Bryant.
Kobe's made money.
One.
One or two in this.
We don't know who's one though yet.
I don't know.
It's hard.
It's hard.
Like, obviously Kobe has made a lot of money.
But Kobe's, like, Kobe didn't play in one of the most lucrative NBA scenarios.
But it's also Kobe Bryant.
Yeah.
It's also Kobe Bryant.
So I'm going to go.
Kobe one no I think I think we're shooting you want to go to do you want to go to the person I might
put him three in terms of how much money damn stop stop are we talking about just NBA contracts
yeah then he's probably going to be three he played for 20 years and is getting max due after
you heard the man he's probably going to be three but what does like the max contracts look like
compared to like back then compared to now it's different all all right we we can go
We can go three, but if we get jacked up.
If I cook us, this is it, but okay.
Okay, Kobe Bryant at three.
All right.
Rudy Gobert.
Bag man, Mr. Bandman himself.
He's made a lot of money.
Yeah.
We do endless money spreads.
So we have to go to.
The money spread?
We have to go to.
I'm not putting them at one, but two would make sense right now.
So we have go bear.
Above Kobe Bryant.
We have Gobert, Kobe,
Jamal Murray.
And now we have one in five.
Max contract and Max contract.
I'm leading.
Gobert at two.
Okay.
Paul Pierce.
This is ridiculous.
Paul Pierce?
It's five.
Yeah, Paul Pierce.
Five.
This whole ranking is so messed up.
Am I not good at pocket watching right now?
What's wrong?
So messed up.
All right.
Number one, we have Dwayne Wade.
He's.
I mean, he's going to.
in the one spot
so it doesn't matter
no choice
but
ooh I don't feel
good about
Dway that one
you guys did
an absolutely
horrendous job
Of course
we do
Wow
Mo you did
indeed fuck the list
the real order
we have
actually not the real order
but this is the
damn this
fucking screen is messing up
I think I fucked up
with Kobe
this is what the actual
numbers are
Jamal Murray
made 136 million
Kobe Bryant
328 million
Gobert 217
Paul Pierce 200
Dwayne Wade 199
Wow
This is our worst
Blind rankings ever
Thought of it is so mad
Kobe was a clear cut
Number one
It wasn't even close
Bro what time of money
Where they slinging Kobe back then
The salary cap just doesn't make sense
It don't add up bro
He retired in 2016
Not 1995
You were talking about the old days
Like it was the 70s
He played for 20 years
Damn
Jamal Murray was last
by far
and Dwayne Wade was second to last
Dwayne Wade actually made one million less than Paul Pierce
That's interesting
Damn
Yeah I probably would have
That messed up
Right
You guys got one spot right though
You gotta go Barrett too
That was correct
Good job
Hey band man Rudy Gilbert
He never let me down
Steady and ready as always
Steady and ready
All right
All right
Steady and ready
the first time anybody has ever used those words to describe,
where do you go bare?
Yeah.
Next thing we're going to do,
I'm going to name two past NBA players.
You let me know who would have the better career
if they were drafted today.
Right.
So they started their career in 2025,
going forward,
who would retire with a better career?
Okay, let's talk about it.
First names, Yao Ming or Tracy McGrady?
Tracy McGrady.
Easy.
His game is tailored made for today.
Easy.
You don't think Yao Ming can be
Wenbi meets Yokic?
They would have Yao Ming up on the perimeter
They would attack him in every single picker roll
And I'm not sure if he can move that way
So I'm going Trace McGrady
He'd be a bucket
He'd have so much more space
Is he'd have so much more space?
The team acts as a slasher in today's NBA
32
He was like a tough shot maker
That could slash when he was young
Today he would be the inverse
He would be unstoppable attacking the bank
Bro Yao Ming might slip a disc in his back
By trying to run around so much
In this goddamn space to be allowed today
He's not catching up
I'm going T-MAC
Herniated disc
And don't listen
And don't put
T-Mack on a bad team
He will look
Stop 307
Exactly easy
37 easy
Lamella ball numbers
But better
Gilbert Arenas
Orrano or Rajan Rondo
Gilbert Arrinas or Rondo
We've seen Mando in this age already
I'm 100%
Starting a career today.
It depends on what the team around them is.
But the league is catered towards.
I'm leaning towards the high power,
like that firepower guard always.
What kind of vets is Gilbert Arena is having his locker room
to influence him from a young age?
That's a question.
I don't know.
I mean, listen.
The NBA has a very good safety
and prevention program right now in place.
I mean, part of that is because of Gilbert Arena.
This is how you inject the right type of dynamite
to come and test those motherfucking rules.
I don't know if that's good PR.
So with that being said, Isaac, after the last statement,
I'm leaning towards Ronzo.
Yeah, I think I'm going to Rondos.
Because what was illegal in 2007 is still illegal now.
So I'm going with Rondo.
The question is who would have a better career,
not who would have the better one-year peak?
Exactly.
Some actual correct, she got to take into account.
Exactly.
That's good with Rondo.
Next one.
We have Steve Nash or why am I drawn to blink?
What the hell?
Who is the coach of the Mavs?
Why is my brain fried?
Jason Kid.
What the fuck just happened?
I'm looking at his face.
He's fried.
I'm going to Steve Nash.
And I actually don't, this might be a little blasphemous, but I don't think it would be close.
I don't think it would be close either.
Yeah.
I think everything that made Jason Kidd special,
would be a little bit less affected today
and everything that
every flaw that you could ignore back then
would stand out a little bit more today
he's perfectly suited for the 2000s
yes but Steve Nash
like his passing
the pace of which he played the game
his shooting
if Steve Nash was
either allowed or told
to shoot more
with his efficiency
oh my goodness
I mean he would he would dominate
he would get at least one MVP in this era as well
yeah you get everything that
2021 Chris Paul brought in the market
modern era plus everything that prime tri young brought when he averaged 30 for his season like
you'd have that combination of scoring and like and discipline playmaking read shepherd don't let me
down i believe in you oh god that is not the count that's not the count that's your only hope
for finding a new steve nash fuck i like read a lot but damn setting him up listen stature wise i mean yeah
it makes sense but then again i just hope steve nash would actually take more shots today and
wouldn't be Mr. Ten Shots a game like he was back then.
Who knows he might because
shit, there's a lot of easy looks that he would get off
this year.
We need, I need Steve Nash at like 17 shots a game.
At least.
Yeah.
Minimum.
Hakeem Elijah one or Charles Barkley.
Hakeem Elijah one.
Yeah, Hakeem.
Easy.
I don't know, Charles Barkley.
That mobility he had back then was different.
Like everything Yannis does like a lead playmaker today,
you would do that with Charles Barkley being this power forward that can like
function as a point guard.
He might translate perfectly.
But so does Akeem Olajuwon when it comes to, obviously, all the, like, free range
post skills that he has to touch around the rim.
I'm assuming that he'd be able to, like, stretch out to straight out, oh, shit, stretch
out his game because of the mid-range ability and shit, the passing is there as well.
And then, he's the one defensive player in the years on defensive player.
Yeah, exactly.
So he's just a total package.
He's the perfect center to- He's the perfect center today's three.
He's the perfect center today's in any era.
He really does.
Yeah, you said perfect center in today's NBA.
He's not more suited for today.
He's just perfectly suited for every era.
So you can say that for whenever you want.
Yes.
So I'm going with Hakeem, and it's kind of easy for me.
Yeah, he's just, I think Charles Barkley would be better today than he was in the 90s.
And Hakeen would be just as good.
But Hakeem is coming from a level that's better than Charles Barkley.
So you still pick him.
Yeah.
I agree.
Nick Young or Tony Allen.
Nick Young or Tony Allen.
I think I'm winning.
Who?
I'm going to Tony Allen.
Prime Tony Allen scoring.
eliminated we've eliminated both versions of these players from the modern NBA so who could
who could be the last of a dying breed I'm going I'm going Tony Allen because I know teams
that have that have had like good defenders and bad shooters and play them and just pray that
they knock down shots but eventually you get to a point where guys are like buckets and off
the bench buckets and can't play defense you're like yeah yeah like that's that's it that's all he is
The highest three-point attempts that Tony Allen ever had in this career was one, and literally one.
The second highest, one point nine, point nine, bro.
He was not too much.
I'm still going Tony Allen.
I have pure principle.
I have respect for Tony Allen.
You can't go in you any other way.
I think Tony Allen's more of a winning player.
So I think I'm going to lean towards Tony Allen.
He'd be Alex Caruso.
Like, that's, oh, hell not.
Bro.
With them offensively, there are nothing alike.
He doesn't playmake whatsoever.
Yeah, like...
I'm talking shooting-wise.
I'm talking shooting-wise.
Yeah, well, I was Russo, like...
28% is...
Keep the offense honest.
This is like Ben Simmons level of, like...
If they started today,
if Tony Allen started today,
and he came up in today's NBA,
and they told him what to work on,
they told him what to prioritize,
he could get a skill set similar to that.
I think I'll more so compare him with Chris Dunn, bro.
I think that's better.
I can't bring him to Jared Vanderbilt.
Either way
But way better defensively
Either way
He's on a roster
He's on the floor
He's making an impact
I'm taking Tony Allen
Okay
Keeping a job
Next up
Mugsy Boggs or Mnou Bull
You can't
You can't be
I'm sorry
You can't be
Five in today's the NBA
They will keep you around
If you are seven something
You don't get the Boban treatment
You'll just be in a roster
Yeah
It's proven concept
One hundred percent
They're treating them like a circus
It's thrown up city to city
Playing like five minutes
A game
Frans ruined for him
Damn, he's getting Taco Falls treatment, basically.
It's tough.
Taco Fall was in the G-Lean.
Yeah, he played basketball.
I guess.
What?
Manu's actually good, though.
Manu could shoot a little, well,
Isaac.
Back then, yes, he could.
He'd be, he should a lot today.
I'm sure he developed that more.
He'd be a real stretch big.
Yeah.
He'd be like Blue Corvette with a jumper.
That's dangerous.
Donovan.
That's dangerous.
Isaac, Donov, you don't believe in your short kings
being able to thrive in the league today?
he's sort of to me
I don't understand
still like I get a
that's insane
that's fucking crazy
I got
it's the most impressive
feet
I gotta go
we don't talk about it enough
the fact that he had
a long and big career
is one of the five
most impressive things
anybody's ever done in sports
14 years is ridiculous
Mugsy Boggs playing a decade
is more impressive
than LeBron score
in 50K points
let's talk about it
the beard entries
that's the A block
for the stream
on Tuesday
Mugsy
It's more impressed
than Bo Jackson
playing two sports
It's more impressed
than Dion Sanders
playing both ways
Oh yeah
No I mean
That was always a sham
We knew that
No I'm playing
I'm playing
This happened
In MJ's era bro
It's tough
You hate to see it
Nice little propaganda
Getting off there
I know
I'm probably just facts
Dennis Rodman
or Lamar Odom
Oh
Lamar Odom
Dennis Rodman
would be a nasty
small ball five
today
He would
Lamar Odom
them, though, more space for that slashing and playmaking, that'd be interesting.
I think teams would more so be feeding for a guy like Vermar-Ratim than Dennis Robin.
Dennis Rodman was a defensive player of the year.
He's going to be able to be a little bit more versatile, I think.
Oh, but the offense would be a problem today, though.
The offense would be a real problem.
He's not like a good role man.
You have to play the five like that.
Yeah.
Now, I don't know if you know, right, if you use Dennis Rodman on 2K and you put him in
the corner, he's knocking that corner three down.
It's kind of, it's kind of like that.
Welcome to real life.
I don't know if he's doing that in the modern era of real life basketball.
If we can get Dennis Rahman to stand in that corner and take one to two threes a game, I'm doing it.
If I was to pick either between either player, I actually want to see Dennis Roman today's NBA because he'll be putting that shit on, bro.
He was a trend set of her fucking league fits back then, bro.
You kidding me.
That's true as well.
That's true as well.
I'm going to-Lamarr-Lamara without any distractions in the modern NBA with all the spacing in the world.
like without any more distractions
there's way more distractions
the league today
oh that's true
that's a major issue row
that's true
instant access to your phone
I didn't want to go there
anybody's reach about all points
there's like four more
Kardashians in the rotation
they make
they make the rounds now
they're the court time now
accessibility is at an all time high
Keep in mind of the lead today, bro.
Kendrick Perkins or J.R. Smith.
J.R. Smith, easy.
Nothing's fun about Kendra Perkins' game, bro.
What the hell?
Kendrake's only going to get no playing time.
What the hell?
You don't think he can come in and be an anchor?
You don't think he can be Zubach?
No, he can't be Zubach.
He can't be Zubach.
If you put J.R. Smith on,
put J.R. Smith on the, on the magic.
That's what they mean.
Malik Monk.
That's exactly what they should have did this summer.
Yeah.
Gloving hand fit.
I love in hand.
We're speaking facts right now.
We're speaking facts.
Who is Kendry Parkinson's today?
Ooh, that's a great, great questions.
Dominic Barlow on the Atlanta Hawks.
Great.
Are you five?
What is he?
That's a great, great question.
Oh, that's great.
Luke Cornett.
He's Luke Cornett today.
Oh, Luke Cornet is a way better rebounder.
Don't disrespect him.
Oh, my bad.
Yusuf Nirkich.
he left from his iPod no he left he probably he probably left from his iPad
he said use of Nurkish you hung up on us y'all are hearing him talk because I'm recording the
camera separately we can't hear him right now so you can't give guys iPads man dude you can't
do anything these motherfuckers don't know what they're doing anymore never gave y'all money
We got a deal
Your favorite
Your favorite guy
What happened
Stephen A. Smith
Just got a hundred million dollars
And y'all
That was last matchup
This is the end of the episode
Oh, Mo's back
Wait, Steve Nesmith's got a hundred million dollars
Live on the pod?
Wait, what happened?
You go to Twitter.
Who broke this news?
Oh, now that Donovan lagged out
All right, y'all, this is the end of the episode
If we're still here, comment, shout out
Stephen A. Smith
And we'll see y'all next week.