The Deep 3 Podcast - 5 NBA Stars That NEED To Win The Finals NOW (Ft. KOT4Q) | Ep. 85
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All right, Kenny. You want to start off by giving us a 15-minute rant about how Kobe White and how he's better than Anthony Edwards?
15? I was thinking 2030, but I can, I can look into 15, I guess.
Yeah, contain yourself for once.
The cranium is crazy. Oh, my God.
I mean, I don't know what to say.
Rejoice.
Welcome back to the show, Kenny.
Third time you've been on.
Appreciate you having you coming back on.
Of course, of course.
As you guys see by the title,
we are going to talk about the NBA stars
that have the most approve
under the most pressure,
you know, the guys that got to win a championship
for narrative reasons,
team success reasons, whatever may be.
But first, we obviously got to talk
about the NBA playing tournament.
Up to now, we're recording this on Thursday night.
There's been four games played,
one of which, like I just said,
featured the Chicago Bulls
beating the shit out of Mo's Atlanta Hawks,
and specifically Kobe White
going absolutely berserk.
Let me hear your thoughts.
This is a, I try not to be hyperbolic and try not to exaggerate.
But this is the greatest performance in NBA history.
Easily.
A one on four fast break didn't matter.
Spin move lay up.
Get into the basket at will.
I had turned this season off basically as a Bulls fan.
I'm right back.
I'm right back here.
No Jimmy Butler, we're here.
I've seen an HC go to the NBA finals before.
Well, baby, we're here.
You know what I'm saying?
But if I'm being honest, though, that was the best significant performance in the last 10 years for the Bulls.
We talk about, like, playoff situation type.
Like, that was the best one since Mike Dunleavy dropped 30 against the Washington Wizards 10 years ago.
Like, that's how down bad we've been, that this game that the stats are getting lost and nobody cares about was the best performance of the last 10 years.
And as a guy that never sold his Kobe White stock, this was my day to talk shit on Twitter.
in the group chats to people that gave up on Kobe White.
And it feels good.
It feels good.
Even though, again, even if we beat Miami, we're losing in four to the Boston Celtics,
I'm kind of here for it.
And Mo, as a Tray Young fan, how did it feel to watch Kobe White give him back shots?
Oh, okay.
That was the craziest way to transition to me.
But listen, I'm happy that some NBA fan could feel joy, even it's for like two
weeks or so. Congratulations. I'm also happy that my pain, misery and all that could come to an end.
I'm sick. Sat to my stomach that I had to come to an end in that way. But now I can focus on better
and bigger things in life other than watching Hawks basketball. Donovan, how'd you feel?
Listen, Mo gave me this pillow for a reason. You know what I'm saying? Listen, I'm a hitter to my core.
I loved seeing the Hawks get blown out.
It was amazing.
It was the best thing.
Because I had to hear for like a year and a half, two years.
And I don't care what you guys said.
You guys try to gaslight me into thinking that the Hawks were going to be better than the Knicks.
That's the only-
How many times are going to bring this up?
That's the only investment I had in last night's game.
Because like Kenny said, whoever plays the Celtics, like to be honest, the Celtics might give up one game, right?
They've been known to do that from time of time.
So I think it actually might be a five-game series, but I did not.
I didn't I care.
I was just happy seeing the Hawksome.
I was obviously very impressed by Kobe White was looking like a shiftiest player in the world.
The best player on the court against two former all-star guards, it was incredible.
But also just like having Kobe White, I would assumeu and Caruso all in the court at the same time, I was like, this is so interesting.
And I would love to watch this trio of young-ish guards for kind of Caruso.
play together and dominate on the perimeter.
They completely punked Trey Young, made his life hell.
Would be amazing to watch if they weren't the Chicago Bulls
and they weren't playing alongside the mid-three.
I would love them in any other circumstance.
Yeah.
No, that's the fact.
The good thing is the Bulls signed Kobe White to three years, $31 million.
They signed Ayur da Sumu to two years, or three years, 21 million.
So we got two of the better contracts in basketball and expiring and DeMarta Rosen.
Who knows what's going to happen there?
We did already extend Vutz, so he's probably going to be here
because he's got no, no value.
And then Zach Levine is already one foot out of the door.
So I'm invested in our back court right now.
They're both, what, 23 and younger?
The future could be bright, depending on what happens with tomorrow this offseason.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know if I'd go that far, but it's cool.
It's cool.
It's great for today.
This is what Hawks basketball does to be over.
Any, you put the Hawks on the court against anybody.
You, Kenny beats him, can drop a cool 12 points.
Maybe on six, four, maybe two for six, five for eight shooting, whatever it is,
you yourself can go ahead and score against us, bro.
Now, not to say, not to discredit, Kobe White.
He should be MIP's like top two, worst case scenario three in those conversations if you ask me.
But yeah, like, of course, cool group of players, a group of players that you could,
that a lot of teams would be super happy to have a part of their core that's like building
and trying to find some somewhat a direction.
But, you know, like, for the Hawks, this is just like,
routine, you make anybody, everybody look good, bro.
You know, like, this is just what the season has been,
not only like over the past year, but over the past, like, few years.
We don't do anything.
We don't have no damn defense.
We don't have no backbone.
Anybody can just run through us and we ain't going to do a goddamn thing about it.
It's just straight pain.
It's just straight pain.
But I'm happy someone was able to be happy.
Do you think you're over the,
last five years, which one of us, Hawks fans, Bulls fans have had it worse? Last five, 10 years.
Let's stretch it to 10 years. Ten years. So we did have that 2016, 2015 Hawks team.
2015 Hawks team. You know? We were called. But the Bulls have three months of Lanzo ball.
That team existed, but were you happy?
Tomorrow, girl, let's go. Like, they won a bunch of games, but like that was the least
marketable one seat in the history of basketball. Like, the most.
boring in a good way like I mean wins or wins but like are you in a good way eight years ago you
were you sitting at the TV like let's go Jeff Teague Damari Carol and was Tavo Cephalozo on that
team I felt like he was on that team yeah so Cephalosia was a part of those teams as well um
I was that was me like three four years into my basketball fandom and you know I don't know what
it is about me but I can fake I can smell fake from like a mile away and I was just appreciative
of the moment. Was I happy? Yeah, because we're getting publicity or we were one of the like
final four teams in the, uh, left in the NBA by the time June and May came around.
But, you know, like, did I have any real expectations? No, was I happy? Yeah, because it's like,
my team is up there. Is it fake? Maybe, but who cares?
Is that the month where everybody was player of the month for y'all? Like, yeah.
Yes. Yeah. Participation as a war. That's crazy looking back.
Do you think they never do that again?
Is that even possible?
No way.
No.
No way.
They never do.
There's enough good players in the league to where you don't have to give it to one starting lineup.
Like unless they didn't even do that for like the Warriors.
Like you could have done that in 2017 and been like, all right, guys.
Like here you go.
You guys have been amazing this month.
But no, that's never going to happen.
We joke a lot about the Miami Heat having the power of friendship.
That was the ultimate power of friendship.
That's over.
That's over.
acknowledged it oh we'll get there we'll get there there there's only been a few times in history where
they gave the award to more than one player the other times was cow lorry and demar de rosen in
2016 i don't know what the hell they did that month buddies and then the month before that you saw
kevin derrant and russell west forget it so they're they definitely buddy buddy this thing it's literally
just friendship like if you guys if you guys are friends if you guys do press conferences together
you can be you know player of the week player of the month that's that's all it takes it's crazy
To answer your question, Kenny, we could pile on.
Your life is harder, has been harder for the last 10 years, for sure as a Bulls fan.
I'll say that.
Okay, I'll take that.
I waited like a badge of honor.
Like, they weren't with us.
Eventually, when I'm like 46 and the Bulls are not the 6, 7, 8C, but one of the top four, I would be like, remember in 2018 when we won 22 games?
Like, y'all weren't here for that.
Y'all weren't here to watch Chris Dunn.
Was that the Shaquille Harrison era?
Yes.
Chris Dunn and Jack Harrison
Combining for 30% from three
And taking all the shots
And me being optimistic about Chris Dunn's future
Y'all weren't here for that
You just weren't here
Tough
I love that we caught you on the exact day
The one day in the last six months
Of the Bulls are interesting
It's so perfect
Like it wasn't planned that way at all
It was destiny
Soke it in
You're not going to be able to talk like this
For the next 12 months
Facts
You know we could pile on
For the next 10 minutes
And talk about how the Hawks are doomed
how Dejante Murray-Tray was a disaster
how Troy Young's going to play with
Victor Wemadjama next year, all this stuff.
We could just make Moe's life terrible
for the next two hours.
But I think we've talked about that enough.
We're going to talk about it plenty
once the season ends.
I want to talk about the other thing
that made Moe's life terrible.
The Warriors have been blown out.
They have been destroyed by the Sacramento Kings.
Your Lord and Savior Moe, T.J.D.
was a non-factor.
You put all your eggs into the Golden State Warriors basket.
We did a power rankings episode last week
and you ranked them as a top 10 team
while you had the Knicks at 15.
and then they got decimated
by the mediocre ass Sacramento Kings
tell me how you feel
you know TJD is a rookie
I mean
you're expecting to play like
you know like
the warriors
there's so many things going against them
you know like they just weren't prepared
Keon Ellis was out here
I talked I spoke about
Keon Ellis plenty of times before
I said he's not a big name but if there's one thing
about him he's a fucking impact player
and players like him matter
He came out, I would have never guessed that he would have, like, outperformed Clay Thompson on both ends of the court by far.
So, you know, like, as for, you know, how the Warriors played, I can't be too upset.
Yes, I did rank them a top 10 team towards the end of the season.
They quite literally were that.
I'm just statistically speaking.
And also how they were playing on the court as well.
They were just clicking, you know.
Clay Thompson was playing a hell of a lot better if I would have saw him play, like, if I knew he was going to shoot 0 for 10,
in a playing game, then of course, you know, like I would have had him now, but it was just
one of those Clay Thompson moments.
But what matters most is that the Warriors lost, and this is great for the 15-year-old me.
I literally poured out some goddamn Sorok and champagne when I saw them boys lose because this
put an official end to the terror that they put across all of our lives.
I made this a you thing for some reason.
We need to make this a Donovan thing because this is your Lord and Savior, Stefan Curry.
It's cooked.
The dynasty's over.
How are you feeling about this?
Listen, I was not happy.
I was, I was not happy.
We were talking about the power of friendship.
If I was that,
I would never pick up another Clay Thompson phone call again.
For two years, for two years,
when it is time for you to show up,
you have not shown up.
And he has been surrounded by bricklayers
and aggressive delinquents for the last two years,
and they've ruined the last chance that he has
to actually, like, compete for a championship.
And you've seen the moments this year where you're like, oh, dang, like,
Steph might kind of be slipping.
Like, he's not shooting the same way that he was a year ago, two years ago when they
won the title.
And he's in that LeBron phase where you want to capitalize and you want to maximize
every single option.
And they are running lineups where literally Warriors fans were in Twitter spaces saying,
if T.J.D. got more minutes.
We could have done something.
right like that is how down bad they were and it was awful over 10 in a winner go home game
is crazy oh like it's it's it's one thing to be outplayed by keon ellis it's another thing to not
get on the board at all and it's no man I have no idea like I've been thinking for the last
couple days how the war is going to you know save stuff I don't know like he's he might have
to leave if you if he wants to compete he might have to leave because I don't know what they
can do to to fix this situation.
Kenny, how are you feeling about this? I'm sure you put
lots of thought into this dynasty being over. First off, were you, were you pro
warriors throughout the reign and terror? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You have to be crazy
to be pro warriors. It was just like us. Yeah. You know, I tried my hardest to appreciate
the basketball because it was so elite, but I also was a hater when they were doing their
things. I had a similar arc with LeBron James where he was dominating the Eastern Conference.
I hated him until we got back to Cleveland the second time and then I started to become a fan.
I kind of did the same thing with Steph Curry over the last couple years where they just
dominated the league for so long and then Kevin the rank came along.
It's like, this is a juggernaut team and I want to see them lose.
But the other night, I think the best thing about it is what, I think it was Donovan
just mentioned it, that spaces of Nick Wright fighting war, not even fighting because he wasn't
raising his voice.
He's saying like he was tired and everything, but he was bodying the entire.
entire fan base.
The one clip, because I was there for a live, and this was the moment I had to tune out,
when they asked him how many games he watched, he said, 14 or so, and then 40 on league
pass when we used flipping through.
And they asked, don't you think our opinion is worth more because we've watched all 82?
He said, that's valid.
Well, with the same logic, shouldn't you say the same thing about the front office and the
coach and staff?
And they looked this, well, they just said, no.
And I was like, just laughed.
They were like, hell not.
They didn't even say no.
They were like, fuck, no.
They're too far off.
They're too far off the deep end.
And I don't know what happens, man.
I don't know what happens.
I had always been critical with Steph Curry, especially over these last couple years,
because he's one of the few superstars that refused to put pressure on his front office,
especially with all the stuff, Draymond punching people and stomping on people's
chests and kicking people in the nuts over the last decade.
There's never been a time where Steph Curry was like, well, I need a little bit more help.
He just let the power of friendship basically have these last two.
years of him being great, just not matter. But after that game, he was asked about Clay Thompson
and Draymond. He said, I just want to win. And that is enough pressure. That is the most pressure
we've ever seen Steph Curry put on the front office. And they have to do something. Clay Thompson
might be going to China, according to that tweet, or the Orlando Magic or something. I don't
know. But they need some help because. Same thing. Orlando, Wongdong. What's a good?
That's crazy. I've been to Orlando. It's not great. I also pick the Warriors to win that game,
though. I thought they were playing great basketball leading into that one. The Kings didn't have
Kevin Herder or Malik Monk, so I'm like, yeah, they don't have the firepower. And Kegan Murray
looked like what Clay Thompson used to look like. And it was overweight from the very beginning.
Yeah, we all picked them as well. We're all wrong. And immediately after the game ended, people
rushed to the comments of our last stream where we're like, ha ha, now this part's cringe.
They love Len is here about it when we're wrong. So, you know, we got to do everyone.
I got to take that to the face. It is what it is. Hey, yo, my bad. But, uh, I think the
reason that we saw the Warriors lose was like so predictable. I think Mo especially and me,
halfway through the season, I was like, I think the Warriors might be good now. They put
Dremont at center. Everything is coming together now. Kavanaugh isn't starting. We're seeing
the offensive divots both pick up. Everything changes in a playoff setting, as we know, when you can
really game plan for them. And the lack of shot making around Steph Curry has made his life
hell all year. It makes stuff Curry look like he's taking a step back like he's cooked,
like he's not even a top 10 player anymore. People on Twitter were like, the days of him being the
best player on a championship team, they're done. He needs to go be a second.
an option somewhere. Dramatic as hell. This team made his life so difficult with the system
they ran. It works perfection and it has for a decade, but only when you have the requisite
shotmaking around you. We saw it in 22 when you have Jordan Poole and Andrew Wiggins being
legit go-to shotmakers who can do stuff for you. Those guys, those skill sets are gone. Incomes,
geriatric Chris Paul, in comes a couple young players that can do their best. But without those
release fouls around him, he just can't be 2021 step anymore, putting the team on his shoulders
going insane every night. It's too much to ask of him. Yeah. I mean, they, they, they
made Wiggins turn into a playmaker.
Like, that was part of the plan for Mike Brown on the short row, make Wiggins make
the decision.
Me and his basketball at Q, basically the same thing, and he's been in the NBA, so he couldn't
make that extra pass.
He couldn't do nothing.
And that was, yeah, I agree with you 100%.
And they just have a bunch of young players that look really solid.
Jonathan Kamega, they were completely okay with letting Kaminga be the shot maker, what
he shoot six for 15 or something like that.
He tried.
He was getting them bucks up.
He tried.
Yeah.
But at the end of the day.
If you're supposed it's second to third best player
don't show up on the offense side of the ball,
it makes it so much easier to stop a Steph Curry-Lat team.
Tragic, man.
This sucks.
We're really going to see the end of Steph's prime, just wasted.
And I hate this.
I really do because there's not like,
like it's very rare.
And I'm very curious to see how like the new age of superstars do it.
but we've seen this like older guard still be able to like get buckets and like who
at a very very high level towards the end of their career so like kd is like 36 37 he still
can average 27 in his sleep and he has even as for all the faults that the sons have he still
has devon booker and and bradley beale you know alongside of like it it it's crazy to see what
other stars around the league have kawai's aging pa george is also agent they have each other like
I want to see if Steph Curry can get to a situation where he can have one other guy that's,
what, in the top 25, top 30 in the league.
That's an interesting part because I don't know if that's even possible with their current
Russia and tracks.
Like, how does that even happen with the Warriors?
If you guys were the Warriors GM for a week, two weeks, what would you guys do to move on
from the situation right now?
I do what Bob Myers did and I'd quit.
I quit before it was my time to make a decision there's nothing you can do like they don't have
any draft picks this year the main people that they have like in terms of name value is draymond
who's aging who you need to keep around is clay Thompson who's shooting over 10 like it's Chris
Paul that's on an expiring contract at you know 38 like there's not a lot of value or flexibility
that you have so I don't know like you're you're going to have to hit some some
crazy like minimums you know you're you're gonna have to hope that some guys that you pick up
for a million two million dollars just come out and start hooping like crazy the under talk about
thing i'll go ahead is the good thing is the good thing is clay thompson's gonna be very cheap now
he's not going to be commanding anywhere near he was before so they'll probably keep him around
but it won't be on like a significant money that hurts you team building wise but i don't know
what the biggest thing they could do is because Andrew wiggins would be a possible trade piece
he's not to be a salary dump at this point no one's giving up anything of value for him
same thing
and Chris Paul
only real thing
you can do
was trade Moody
and Cominga
which on one
hand that's your
young piece
that can give you
a potential
ceiling and take a
big jump
or it's the
piece that can get
you something
short turn
and make you
decent with
Steph Curry
like either
way it's a
losing hand
yeah
the under
talked about
thing about
the amount
of parity
in the playing
tournament
is that
teams aren't
necessarily
selling as
much as they
used to
so like
the things
that you
might be
interested
to trade
in the
Kamingo or
Moses
Moody is
like okay
we have
these two
valuable
young pieces but if no team is part in ways that they're star players or secondary players then we're
just kind of stuck with it the only person we can really offer is like do they want to lightly use
Zach Levine exactly is very generous uh he he won a dunk contest back of the day a few of them
you know that's that's almost 10 years ago it was hoverboards were still huge he did a hoverboard
dunk that was enough um but like a like the trailblaze got nothing the spurs got nothing to
Grizzies are going to try to compete again next year.
Larry Market and the Jazz are probably going to sign an extension.
So it's like what star players are available?
You're going to call for McKell Bridges?
They were asking for four and a half first round picks plus young players.
So it's like we just got to run it back and hope something works this time around.
And I don't think that's likely.
Damn.
The real answer is they should have won Hart for Pascal Seaccombe.
That was the one piece I think made sense.
That could have been a short and long-term play.
That could have really like facilitated the next generation.
Now that he's off the board, OG's probably off the board.
you know, they pursued him last year before he actually got traded.
Obviously, there's always surprise people that become available, and there is something that'll
be done. But nothing that will make them a true contender again, I think. I think we can all say
that's dead. And everyone always says dynasties. They never go out in like a good fashion. It always
is over and you just realize that yesterday it wasn't today it is. That's what we're looking at
with them. It's just done. And I think they're kind of just writing out the days until Steph Curry
either retires or decides to move on. It's kind of at that point now where they're going to be
like in stage dark where they're just mid around him.
But he's a legend, so he's there.
The only, like, sell, like, if I'm a Warriors fan,
I have, like, a little bit of optimism because, damn,
we almost won 50 games when we missed out on, like, 15 to 20 games of Dremont Green
due to non-basketball reasons.
That has to be somewhat encouraging.
Yes, like, you miss out on guys, like a Pascal Seacum and Odeanovi.
But then there's, like, someone like Mikhail Bridges, who's up to absolutely nothing in
Brooklyn.
Maybe a trade, something can be made there.
random stars pop up all the time and if you're a horrors fan you know as much as i said like you
you have to have optimism at the same time you have you look at the other side of the coin you might
be cooked because you only have a certain amount of like time to strike iron when it's hot you know
and right now i don't know how hot it is considering how good every single team in the league is
especially in the western conference for sure so they're cooked yeah man they're cooked it's over
it's fine. We can move on to the more interesting team in the state of California.
The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Pelicans. Tell me who's going to win the Pelicans.
I mean, the Nuggets versus Lakers series. And why is it the Lakers in seven?
You've done it. Let me hear it. You've got to let yourself to believe in that.
You told me you told me last week that you were like on the verge of it. And I've seen as time is as time is past. You've done it. Good job.
I will say, Nuggets and sick. It's not going to be a sweep again. I said that on Twitter and people were like,
you're so generous that your Lakers fandom showing.
For one, I'm saying they're going to certainly lose.
I don't know how much fandom that is.
But I think it'll be a respectable loss.
I think they'll get one or two games off them.
Yeah, I think Nuggets and Six is fair.
The most competitive sweep in the history of basketball last year in the conference finals, right?
So they might be able to turn it a little bit, I guess.
I guess.
But you know what, Isaac?
I'm optimistic about the Lakers, too.
I'm optimistic.
Tell me what?
It's based in nothing.
thing, though. It's really, I don't have anything. Let's spread the delusion.
Strictly off the vibes at his Lakers team right now.
I love that. I love Beijing shit on nothing. Let's go. I'm optimistic that they might be
able to force a seventh game. Woo! You know, successful season. Let's go. Successful season.
You get to seven with the defendant champions. That just means you were better than last year.
You just happen to run into them at the wrong time. Step by step. Success is an overnight thing.
It's a marathon, not a sprint. It's a match for it.
Exactly.
Yeah, but obviously we'll talk about that series plenty in the coming weeks.
How'd you guys feel about the game where Zion Williamson fulfilled the prophecy of Zion
Williamson in every way you could imagine was unstoppable going to the rim,
finally he was able to score on LeBron James for two games this season in big situations.
We saw LeBron lock his ass down, not anymore, and then he also fulfilled the prophecy
by getting hurt the last second, so none of it mattered anymore.
Damn.
If you're a Pelican fan, you have to be happy that you finally like saw the light and you
see a world in where Yale is Zion Williams and it's fully back. And if he can be healthy,
this version of this dude right here, the absolute dog in him, how he just had, he looked
like he had so much fire and just animosity in his eyes when he was flying up the court here
and there. He wanted it. Blocking LeBron James, late in the third or fourth quarter, making all
these smart witty plays and the top athleticism that he has, this quick jumping that he, the quick
leaps that he's able to make like this dude can be a top 10 player and if you're a pelicans fan
of course you're sad that he went out but let's be real they never had a real chance to begin with
yeah don't this just gives you the what what do you mean that they never had a real chance
like to do something in the playoffs and just to like get that game playoffs not not in the game
playoffs yeah they could have won the game but donovan we've had a lot of debates about this
I've obviously never sold my Zion stock I'm part the biggest island fan here
you have been the biggest doubter for many understandable reasons.
What are you feeling like now seeing the good and the bad just in one single game?
I mean, I'm kind of right.
Like, it's not like a long-term thing, but it sucks that like at every turn when you think that you are about to get the full Zion Williams, Williamson experience.
Something happens, right?
And granted, this isn't one of those things where it was like before where everyone was like, he's fat.
Like he needs to lose 30 pounds.
Like, it's not like that.
It's a hamstring.
It happens to everybody.
But sometimes things just happen to some people more often than others, right?
So, like, I don't, I, but at the same time, I think that the Pelicans did get clarity.
We've talked a lot about how we think that the pals are fundamentally flawed in the way that they're, in the way that they are built.
And I think that if you are New Orleans moving forward, I kind of think you feel good about like, hey, we can build around Zion.
And we can, and we will be okay and you will tell yourself that it's, you know, some freak accident and he had 40 points.
It was taking it straight to Anthony Davis's chest.
You can feel good going into next season about he's going to be the centerpiece, right?
We gave him the contract.
He's going to be the middle.
And we will adjust everything around him as needed.
But I feel kind of decent about, you know, Zion stock.
I might have to buy some more.
But it's still, it is kind of, it is kind of kind of.
you know, scary that at every single turn, it just feels like some injury thing feels like
it's inevitable with Zion. Yeah. Kenny, you got a question for you. Oh, yeah, go ahead.
Long term, like Donovan said, we all kind of feel that they are fundamentally broken, that Yonis is a
bad fit there. The him and Brandon Ingram can coexist and have been better on the court together
this year than when Ingram's not there, but not the best ideal long term fit. Do you feel like
they need to get rid of Ingram, get rid of Yonis? What do you think is the next step for them? Because
assuming they lose this game without Zion.
I think that's the most unfortunate part about all of this.
Obviously, I want to see Zion play real playoff minutes,
but a playoff scenario, we haven't seen all these guys play together.
Like, Zion has zero playoff minutes.
The last time they made the playoffs,
Brandon Ingram took over, but there was no Z.
And I always try to look at the playoffs,
especially for a team like this,
that have so many pieces, but none of them are interlocking.
It's like, this is the time to try to figure out
who's the guys that were keeping around,
and we won't be able to be able to do that necessarily.
With the three guys on the core,
I just looked it up here in the 740 minutes,
they have a negative 2.35 net rating.
Majority of good teams,
because we're talking about a 50-win team practically.
If we're a 50-win team,
and our three best players on the court together
have a negative net rating,
something is really wrong here.
And I feel like Z is the one that you keep around.
He made it very apparent.
I'm also with you, Isaac,
even when all the Instagram shit was going on,
I never sold my stock.
When I was last on this show,
we were doing, would we trade him for?
And it was like Scotty Barnes and somebody else for Zion.
And I was like, no, because if Zion just gets in shape and do this and do that, we can see that he can be a top 10 player.
And I remember that TikTok got a lot of comments because Scotty Barnes is good now.
But I don't know what they potentially could do.
With Trey Murray for the Third being as good as he is and what he could be, it feels like a Brandon Ingram Trey might be inevitable because you have to open up minutes for the dude because he's so good already and only is going to get better.
The no true point guard thing, I've had, like, different opinions throughout the course of the season.
When they started to play more point Zion, I was like, oh, it's okay that C.J. McCullum is here.
And then other times, it's like, I wish they did have somebody that can set the table and make it easier for Z or make it easier for Brandon because those two guys, at least Z, when he gets the ball, it's like, I'm going to the basket.
And then when Brandon Ingram, it's like, get out of my way, let me cook for 12 seconds.
And it's no, like, fluidity in a lot of cases.
So.
100%.
We'll see.
That's like my biggest.
pet peeve and like general basketball rules, I fucking hate watching teams. I have no passers.
It just like grinds my gears. That's why I've never loved the Celtics over this regime
of Tatum and Jalen Brown, why I've had issues with whatever team you want to name it, the Clippers
before they got James Harden. Having your big wings be your lead playmakers is cool in theory
until you realize your main option is people whose biggest strengths aren't passing, them having
a pass. You're so much more dangerous when that can be a secondary option and they can have a good
mix of being set up and setting up for others. You're just way more dynamic. There's way
less situations like what we saw last night switching games real quick with the heat and 76ers
where the zone in the first half completely just befuddled the 76ers because they had a lineup
full of zero good passers out there. That type of stuff won't happen if you have a true point
guard next to Zion Williams and whoever they may be. And it's not even necessarily just a true
point guard. It's just more capable passers. And when you have Herb Jones and train Murphy next to them,
those are great players, not passers. Ingram is a better passer. Shouldn't be the best pass on
your team. We know CJ's fine in that regard. But like,
Just in totality, your average passing level needs to be high with your starting lineup.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is, these are the hard conversations that the Pelicans will have to figure out how to answer over the course of the next three, four months.
Ingram is easy to X out because of, you know, not only like the on the court questions that you guys alluded to, but also his contract ends like, I think he's a free agent after next season.
So if he decides to leave or whatever, just in general, it's always smart to test.
the waters in general to see what type of value you could get for him. And if you get pieces
that could compliment Zion and whoever else you decide to build around, that's a smart move
to make. And also, C.J. McCollum, he was playing as if he was like on real J. T. Porter type
timing, shooting 415. There's no other reason to explain that. Like, you have to have some money
under the table, bro. He was playing. He looked like a different.
player different play he was hurting him so bad to the point to where he was unplayable in the late
stretches and if i see that you if it's hard to talk about it because like at the same time you know
he's a sniper shot like 42 41% from three throughout the entire course of the season on eight
attempts but at the same time it's like bro you don't set the table for me like like ix said
and also again paid a huge bag just to not be the perfect fit and it's not worth it when you
have such a small timetable with a talent legs on because you don't know how long he's
going to last.
How, Mo, how would you feel about trading one of your point guards for Brandon Ingram?
If I'm the Pelicans, wait, which one?
Give me the Hawks fan in you first.
The Hawks fan in me?
I'll give you DeZontay Murray for sure.
I'll give you what.
Let's do try.
Let's be realistic.
Let's be serious.
Be realistic.
Be serious.
Now, you have so many picks on that team, and that's another thing that a lot of people don't talk about when it comes to talking about the Pelicans future.
They have picks on picks on picks still, all their own picks.
And then they still have picks left from the Drew Holiday trade and also the Anthony Davis trade.
Still fucking loaded and there's a big ass move to be made.
And if they want to do it, sure.
Give me all your picks.
Along with all your picks, go ahead and give me all the fucking free smoothies in the world.
Smoothie King Arena, I need it.
And then on top of that, sure, I'll take like a Brandon Ingram.
We tried to go ahead and swindle Herb Jones.
I don't know how they'll fuck those conversations even started.
But, you know, like give me all assets possible.
I would, I would entertain it as long as the assets were there and it made sense
because the Atlanta Hawks don't have any picks of their own outside of this year until the year
2028, bro.
And that's very, very bleak.
So I'd entertain it for sure.
Okay.
They're so interesting because, like, they're very good and have a good baseline with all
talent they have so much length, so much shooting around Zion that like they're going to be
a decent team like we saw this year. But if you want to be a great team, you're going to have to
make something change. And most teams, especially in a small market, aren't necessarily trying
to run away from just being good. You know, it's not necessarily a bad outcome for them.
It's a tough place to be. Yeah. It is tough, it is tough. Let's talk about another team that's
to make some changes, most likely, or maybe. Well, actually, let me not even make that assumption.
I want to hear what you guys think. The Philadelphia 76ers defeated the Miami Heat last night
in a very interesting game
because in the first half
it looked like
the heat power of friendship
voodoo magic was back
and better than ever
they ran out his own defense
against the Philadelphia 76ers
and had them looking like
third graders
none of them knew what to do
against it
looked like they never broken
his own defense
a day in their fucking lives
they were down horrendous
it looked like we're adding
a vintage Joel
and bead shitter performance
then second half
Nick Nurse made some adjustments
they were like
why are we trying to do the same thing
every single time
let's run fast and actually
get some easy buckets
Jimmy got hurt
so we slowed down
the second half
all these things happened
that the 76ers ended up inching out the win.
How did this game leave you guys feeling about both teams?
Because there's definitely a lot of interesting thoughts on both sides here.
Okay.
You forgot to mention the most valuable player in the entire game, baby, Nicholas, but
I forgot.
Woo!
Yeah, so the free chicken, free chicken changed the game.
It's crazy.
It really did.
It really did.
Like, the crowd was, the crowd was very quiet.
They were told that they got some free chicken and they were like, okay, it's time to turn
up.
Like, it's time.
We came here for what we got, but we came.
came here for now let's get this win and i think for from from miami i mean obviously like jimmy
gets hurt and that that kind of changes everything hero had a like shooting wise was very very like
if he made he made some some big shots but he was also iffy i just the thing that has been
plaguing miami a lot hurt them also down the stretch which is who's going to make shots like
who's going to create shots right like down the stretch and that's why you went and got you know
Terry Rozier, you thought he was going to be a shot creator. He wasn't there last night.
Like, you didn't have anybody who can help play off Jimmy or help Jimmy ease into that.
And now you just look it around and it's like, yo, this offense sucks. It is so, like the
half court offense is so slow. It's so in the mud. If they are going to do anything this
off season, they need to try and take whatever voodoo magic, Pat Riley, you know, cachet, all of
it, see if you can go get Donovan Mitchell if the Cavs flame out.
Like, you just need another, you need another scoring punch because as good as
here it was, really at the end of the game, making shots, as good as you think Jimmy Butler
can elevate in the playoffs, we've seen it's a lot of pressure to put on him and even for
himself to say, hey, once the calendar turns April, I need you to go from averaging 21 points
a game to average in 32.
And I need you to flip that switch and really put the team on our back.
And it's just impossible.
And so I, Jimmy is hurt.
They're probably going to lose to the Bulls.
And I hope that that's the wake-up call for them.
Because I felt like after last year, them not making a run at Dame was kind of, you know, arrogant
because they felt like they could just turn it on and off whenever they wanted.
I hope now they can look at their team in the off-season and say, no, we need something more.
We need another punch.
So, yeah, I don't feel bad for them.
Can you tell me about Nick Batum.
Nick Nick Toom is one
Like no bull and this is crazy
He is one of my favorite players of all time
And I'm being
A hundred percent I'm crazy
I respect it
How did he start?
When did you know you were a Nick Batum
Superfair?
Late Portland
Now I'll be honest with you
Once he got that back to Charlotte
My fandom kind of went away
Because he was ass
But after that
And he started to get back in a
So he ended up in with the Clippers
And I think the thing
that I love the most about him right now
is a no dip threes.
I can't stop talking about it.
I don't think he hit,
I think he had won last night, maybe,
but it wasn't a huge part of his game,
but I just,
I love players that can contribute
when the team feels like they need some extra umph.
Nicholas Batum averages two points per game this season, y'all.
He had 20 last night.
He's him.
Like, we saw this,
we saw him do,
not something that is extreme from two points to 20 points,
but in one of the run,
with the Portland Trailblazers, he had a game very similar to this on a higher point,
higher points.
But there is a big discrepancy between his averages and this one specific game where they really,
really needed him.
And he's 35, 36 years old now, so he don't move the same defensively.
But like when he was in his prime, like he got all over the place.
You saw a little bit of it yesterday when he caused the back court violation against Tyler
Hero.
And then when Tyler Hero took that stupid ass shot with 28 seconds left, Nicholas Baton blocked it.
Like, that's, that's Nicholas Baton.
It's just so cool to see some of his passing stuff.
You know, the French players come in with a little extra umph on their passes.
He's just everything I could imagine in a role player.
It's just unfortunate that he's, they're getting a 35-year-old version of him
and not the 28-year-old version of him.
But to get to the Miami Heat, that offense was some of the worst I have ever seen in a high-leverage game.
Like this, the defense.
was crazy, right? They made the 76ers turn the ball over so many times. They looked like
like me and my homies freshman year high school playing against the best defensive team in the
country. They could not make a pass. And Kevin Love is front in Joel and Bede and it feels
like Joel and Bede don't even care that he's in the middle of a basketball game in this moment
of time. And then I thought that that was enough. Like Philly fans are booing. They booed. They booed
two different times in this game. If I, if you would have told me that Joy of him was going to have
for them to boo.
That's true.
That is true, too.
That is true.
But you would have told me,
Joyland B would have had an all-time stinker
until the last three minutes,
that the fans would be booing.
And they'd win the basketball game?
Like, I would have told you you were crazy.
And that's how bad the Miami Heat offensive is,
where Jimmy was, basically,
I know he was in a huddle like,
Tyler, you got to take us home.
And it ended up Tyler taking 100 heavily contested
off the bounce jump shots.
And that is the guy that if you ask
if they're going to make the team back,
matter. That's the focal point of the trade.
If I'm trading away Donovan Mitchell, I don't give a damn about Tyler Hero.
I just don't.
And I feel like most teams are going to feel that exact same way if he gets put in trade
markets again.
I'd be so fucking mad if I was a Cavs fan.
And next year I'm watching Tyler Hero wear Donovan's jersey.
I'd be irate.
I'd be so pissed.
He has to win a 45 if he gets straight in there, too.
Just to rub it in.
Make his ass for 54.
Give him that ugly ass number.
Oh, 50-4 girls.
Like you mentioned, Joel and B was having a stinker
until the last three minutes.
I was very impressed with, you know, listen,
he was having a stinker.
No, he made it very clear to all of us.
He was tired.
Every single time down the court,
hands on the knees, hands on the knees.
He was letting us know,
I'm tired, I'm not in good condition.
And that's no surprise
because he looked decent over the last eight games.
But when you have the Miami heat
ridiculously active zone defense,
he has to work a lot harder than he did before.
That was exhausting team down.
had buddy healed having an aneurysman trying to throw a freaking a past name in the post he was
squiggling around i can see away he got tired but the way he was able to use his playmaking for the last
three minutes and really turned on when it was necessary to come make that comeback that impressed me
you don't really see that from droll and be too awesome before this year where he can be effective when
his shot isn't falling when he's not being an effective score at all so that's at least a good sign
the past that kelly ubrae down low was one of the best passes of his career and that right there is
like the extra wrinkle of that's like the nick nurse effect in my mind that's yeah passes like
that plays like that and just like basketball philosophies fed into the mind of joeline beat
over the last over the course of the entire season that's the type of play that he hasn't made
well he's obviously made plays like that throughout his life or whatever but in moments like that
specifically that's the work of nick nurse and i see the fruits of his labor finally paning off and i
predicted that this is the first time in joel and b's career like i think we're going to see a run now
like of course he looked like the regular joel and b that we normally see in the playoffs not that
great but having an extra layer of your game that element of surprise dishing it to kelly ubrae like
that while you also have like another three point thread on the left side of the arc that's a
very special play and that just gives you it's just another option offensive that he just didn't have
at all, you know. And so having that alongside the Tyrese Max is the world who's developed, of course,
and Nick Batum, who's the world's, he's like the ultimate unc in my opinion, so fucking
reliable. He knows how to get the job done when necessary. The no dip three, like you said,
Kenny, he's one of the top, he's one of the three, four best players at that, such a
skill that's not valued enough by certain players. He's fantastic. I love, I think the Philadelphia
semi-six is going into this series.
against the New York Knicks is going to be very interesting.
Well, I guess we can yap about that when that time comes.
Yeah, I'm very interested to hear predictions for that.
I need some more time to digest it and think about it,
but that's going to be probably my favorite series of the first round.
Besides Mavs, Clippers, that's obviously number one.
You talk about like Miami Heat Defense,
tables, ladders, and chairs type defense.
Tibbs will do that to the core.
It's going to be amazing.
Yoke and Joe Star had a tweet where he quoted Donovan's tweet
or he said,
Joelle Embed when he just wants to play basketball
and showed Isaiah Hardinstein and Mitchell Robinson
with like pipes and bats ready to beat the shit at him
that's what it's going to be like
you got Tony Soprano with their freaking monkey wrench
ready to knock the knees out
I don't know if he's going to survive
it'll be great
like you said we have a lot of time to talk about these series in the future
I think we just transition real quick to
the main topic of this episode
or main topic the title of this episode
let's look forward to the first round and talk about
the star players specifically
that most need to make a finals issue
to win a finals, whatever may be.
Which stars do you guys think are under the most pressure?
Let's you go first, Kenny.
Which stars under the most pressure?
How loosely are we using the word star?
Hey, whatever you want to take it, we can take it.
James Hardin needs...
That's a loose, loose definition.
James Hardin needs a deep playoff run.
The Clippers in general, everybody outside of Kawhi Leonard needs a deep playoff run
and championship, not even a run.
A run is, like, if they get to the conference,
finals. I'm not patting them on the back. This team have been together for five years.
They need a championship ASAP. And with Kauai Leonard, we're not knowing exactly if he's going
play. Who knows what the odds look like for that? But they're on the right side of the bracket,
if you ask me, for a run. They just have to get through that first round, in my opinion.
But James, obviously, I don't want to beat a dead horse. Everybody knows his woes come playoff
time. They just need him, especially if Kauai Leonard is not going to play the first game or two
games or so. They need him to be the all-star version of himself. And he came into the playoffs.
having some of his worst games of the season.
So hopefully he can turn it up for his own sake.
I don't really give a damn whether or not he won a championship.
But he does and his fans do.
You said, let it be known.
I don't really care like that.
Not my guy.
Donovan, how do you feel?
Do you give it damn?
What is your thoughts?
Do you think it's possible?
Is it possible?
No.
Do I give a damn?
No.
I don't.
We don't care.
I just, yeah, it's like we're past a point in James Hardin's career where if the
Clippers made a deep playoff run, I don't think unless he like legitimately was the driving
force and he's averaging like, you know, 30 and 39, 30 and 10, something like that, we're
going to look at that run and we're going to say, oh, Kauai's doing that or Paul George is doing
that.
You can go down the list of guys on that team or I guess really just too, but there's other
stars on that team before you get to James Hardin.
Nor Bell.
Listen, before, we ought to talk about it right now, but before you end up saying James
Harden did this, James Hardin led the Clippers here.
So, I mean, we, even if he has good games, the same way that he did last year in Philly,
I think I said this before.
He had two 40-point games in the series against the Celtics and still averaged like 22 points
for games like in a seven in a seven game in a seven game sample size you had two 40 point games he
so had a kind of low average i don't know if the ceiling's that high for james hard and i don't know
if anybody's looking at him at this point in his career and saying no he still has to do it i think
the pressure's off because i don't think anybody expects him to do anything so it's just icing on the
cake you can do it yeah if he wins a title i think it'll just be like jason kid on the mavs
nobody's in there really bring it up when talking about his career i fuck the story's kind of written
with him sadly as a big James Hardin fan yeah it'll just be like oh nice he won one anyways
on to the next part of the conversation like that's how it would be if James Hardin would win
a conversation you're absolutely right I agree I feel like you know like and the reason why
because that's like if he does win of course like it it'll have Kawhi written colla Kauai Leonard
written all over it now we're unsure about like his status they're probably going to inject
like vibranium into his knees in order for him to be like fully Kawhi Leonard that we know he can be
And if that's the case, and, you know, like, sure, they might have a deep run.
I'm not sure how deep it could be considering who they'd have to face next and what they'd have to go through.
Facing Kyrie and Luke is obviously a hell of a task.
But if James Hardin were to, like, somehow miraculously have a run, I'm not sure how much it would do for his legacy.
I don't know.
Yeah.
At the point where it's not even, it's not even like those stupid-ass 2021 yonnas convos, we're like, is he Batman?
Is he Robin?
we're past that with James Hardin.
It's like, is he Alfred?
Like, we're just whatever the next lowest rung is.
That's a great analogy.
Look, yeah, he's definitely Alfred.
Yeah, he's a bradyiac behind this shit, but it's just makes sure shit is like straight
in the background.
I think, I think I mostly say it in a sense that, um, the entirety of James Harding's
career outside of his first, his stint in OKC, we've seen him have to play basketball
his brand.
and with the clippers this is not that you know can he evolve to the next version of himself
which might be just being a really good point guard on a championship quality team could we see
him going to the playoffs and not have to do his traditional dribble jubber jibble step back three
and be successful um i think those are the biggest questions for james in this 30s but um i
completely agree with what y'all say yeah i don't think they win a championship and he's the finals
MVP. Hell no. He's not getting a good point now. But I'm just thinking about the
evolution. Like I always think about how do we talk about a player outside of their prime and how
do we remember them outside of their prime? And this right now is like the first one of the
first steps to trying to figure out how we will talk about James Hardin. You make a good point
because if this doesn't work out and let's say flames out, he leaves a team for the fifth time
five years. What is he, what team does he go to after this? If he can't be this third guy next to
two-star wings, what do you even view as the archetype for how James Harden go in?
Is he going to be in Russell Westrick mode where he's just like a bench guy and is really
quickly, quickly falls down the rungs of the NBA atmosphere or whatever?
Like, if not here, where?
Okay.
I don't know to answer that.
Yeah, I don't know exactly where.
But I do think that, I mean, even if they don't win here, one, I'm not expecting them
to, but I honestly wouldn't fault them that much.
they are the clippers like it's and like they what do you mean by that they have a curse on
their friends so i'm being 100% for real like they're the clippers are not a franchise
to where you look at them or their history and they have two star wings and for some reason
you look at them in this first round matchup i think all of us here Kenny well yeah
Kenny i don't know where you stand but like Isaac and mo we feel very very good about the
Dallas mavericks going into this series right
And so if the MAVs won, nobody would be shot.
So if it was the first shot on exit for the Clippers, it wouldn't be crazy.
I do think that there are other situations where if you pair James Hardin with another
star wing, that could be something.
In the offseason, right, and it's probably not possible now, but like in the offseason
we're talking about potential James Hardin trades.
I was very interested in seeing what James Hardin would look like alongside like an Anthony
Edwards or even if it's not two star wings, but just another one, that might be able to
work, but I don't think that the clippers aren't capable of putting it all together.
And it might be because of forces beyond them.
Forces beyond them.
It might be something spiritual.
It's not their fault.
All right, let's cut the brass tacks.
Let's cut to brass tacks.
How much pressure is Jason Tatum under?
Who?
Does he have the most pressure out of everybody in the playoffs?
It has to be, I think.
He has the best team by far.
The best team of his career, probably the best team will ever have, honestly.
It's the best team most people would whatever.
ever have. Legitimately one of the 10 most dominant regular student teams you've ever seen,
maybe in the history of the NBA, certainly in the last few decades, against one of the
weaker Eastern conferences we've ever seen with the second best player in the conference,
or I guess the best player, Yannis, the second best team theoretically, being bad.
Third best player or third best team, whatever, 76 years, being injured. He, not a factor.
Whoever you go down the list of whoever you think is a threat, not a big threat this year.
They have to win this year. If they don't, I don't even know what we can even say about them
anymore the youth will never be an excuse again nothing else will be an excuse how much more could
you ask for if you're adjacent if you're jason tatum like they already re-signed drew holiday
michael jordan michael jordan like exactly like there's nothing else that this team could
realistically do i mean could you the only thing imaginable was like oh like we need a big a rebounding
big off the bench or whatever that's even like okay i get it but at the same time it's not
like an andro german s player is not really moving needles like that for this team
So I would agree, like, I think Jason Tatum would be number one on my, like, most pressure board because it's like, this is the clear cut statistically, even in NBA history, like one of the best teams formed that we've seen in a long time.
And the schematics on the court checks out, the offense, the defense checks out.
Now, everything else lies on your best player and how far he could take you whenever your team does have those moments of them, like looking lost, looking like they're in the slums.
and all that.
So I would say he definitely ranks under one.
Yeah, I would agree.
I guess I didn't think about it too much,
but you guys making amazing points
because this is the best team
that could be constructed for a player slash team.
I mean, they have two all-NBA defenders on their team.
They have two all-N-Ba players potentially on their team,
and then they have a seven-foot-one unicorn, too.
So it's like, how much more can you ask for?
and goddamn Peyton Pritcher can get dropped 30 and 10 if you need them to.
So it's a ton of pressure, man.
But I always just think about the fact that Jason Tatum's only 19.
So if we like there's only so much pressure that you can have on a 19 year.
No, yeah, this is year number seven, I think, for Jason Taylor.
And we've seen to make it to the finals, the conference finals,
a hundred different times it feels like, and this is the year.
It's wide open.
Not only should they win the Eastern Conference, they should win it.
and every series should go no
they shouldn't see a six game series
that's how much better they should be
than their competition
I agree yeah
it's really it's really clear
it's just so like there's not a lot
to talk about just because
it like for everything that you guys have said
like it is literally now or never
you guys are about to be the most expensive
like one of the top three most expensive teams
in the league what more do you want
what more do you need like
it's it's either you do it or you don't and if you don't then we'll have conversations and
unfortunately people will look at you and be like okay well i guess you just aren't who he thought
you were and that's just that's just what it's going to be there's not a lot of nuance here
or there it really is win or lose it's that simple yeah do you guys feel like anybody at the
top of the west has pressure because like obviously yokeet just stamped she's young
aunt is young all the veterans are kind of like towards the bottom right like
Like, does KD have pressure?
You know, the sons have an immense amount of pressure,
given the fact they won so all in
and have been so not great, like you would hope they'd be?
But does, like, KD or Devin Booker
individually have pressure on them, you think?
I don't feel like they,
I think it's a more collective thing.
The organization traded everything imaginable.
But I don't look at Kevin and Devin individually.
Yeah.
Do you guys think?
We have in the past,
we, Donovan especially,
we mean Donald talk about us a lot
with, like, Kevin Durant, you know,
great player, top 15.
all time maybe top 10 if you're that type of guy
not me but it could be
outside of Steph Curry it hasn't worked
right we saw the Nets be the biggest
what if disappointment team of the last however many
decades again another team with a lot of
star power hasn't quite worked
he's older not really his fault
but do you feel like there's some pressure there to win again
or at least make a deep push for Kevin Rance
you know all time status to really
push himself up those rankings
hmm I just don't be looking at the game
that way honestly
yeah yeah I
like you said, even with his current resume, he could be, he's arguable for top 10.
I personally, again, wouldn't put him top 10, but you can argue top 10 with the current
resume.
And there's how many players have come through this association and can't even sniff top 10.
So I just, I don't really look at legacies like that too much.
I don't know how he feels.
Obviously, we got to find his other accounts to figure out exactly how he feels, but it's not,
it's not really for me.
Yeah.
It's usually not for me either, but with him, I understand it.
I get a little first tech coated in my brain with it when I think about that
because it really is interesting that it's such a huge shift between non-staff Curry years
and Steph Curry years that like even as great as we've seen him.
And granted, to be fair, 2021, he could have made it if not for some really unlucky factors.
But like it very much is interesting how it's been nothing but turmoil for the last five years.
If it wasn't for Patrick Beverly trying to steal their ball from Russell Westbro,
they would have won that championship and he never goes.
Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. I look at KD at this point in time of his career, similar to LeBron is just like, bro, it's already written. I don't know if there's much else that he can do to prop up his career. But there is a team in my mind that has like an immense amount of pressure. And it's just like the team as a collective unit, not necessarily a specific player, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Do you know how down bad and how embarrassing it would be for them to lose?
to a team that was outside of the play-in last year in the Orlando Magic.
Do you know how many awkward conversations would have to be had about Evan Mowgli and
Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland?
I would hate to be a fan of the Cleveland Cavaliers if they lost this first round series.
Yeah.
I got some bad news for you.
I'm so glad you said this, though.
Real talk about it.
I'm very glad you said this because I see think that this is honestly the most interesting
series in the first round because I think that.
the the ripples that come from from this series are going to like could potentially affect the
NBA more than than anything else just because I think that like that again if the Cavs lose
this series either Darius Garland or Donovan Mitchell is going to get traded one of one of those
guys is out of that you have to switch it up J. Bricerstaff is losing his job so there's that
either Evan Mowgli or or Jared Allen they're also you know potentially going to be moving so now
you're going to have probably two or three all-stars being traded across the league.
You're going to have Palo in year two leading a team that has absolutely no offense to a
playoff series win.
And that's going to be massive for him and how people talk about him.
I think that there's just like there's so much that you can do.
And for the magic, if they win this, do they look at themselves in the offseason once they get
eliminated and say, oh, we actually can speed up our timeline.
We can go be a little bit, you know, impatient or go, you know, try and get the next
unhappy star and really ramp this thing into gear.
Like, I think a lot of stuff can happen based on the outcome of this series.
I want to remind y'all that they, they lost the last game on purpose because they preferred
this matchup.
And the fourth quarter, they were playing a lineup of Tristan Thompson, Isaiah Mobley,
Pete Nance, and Imani Bates.
and Damien Jones.
They played four centers.
And Imani Bates in the fourth quarter
against the Hornets so they could lose.
Now, they had every other Eastern Conference
games wrapped up. So we knew every other seating.
If they win this game, they end up
being a three seed.
But they took their chances
to go against the Young Orlando Magic.
So if they lose this
when they plotted their way
to end up here,
then everybody getting fired.
Everybody should get fired.
Who the fuck is Pete Nance?
I watch a lot of basketball.
I don't know who Pete Nance is.
Pete Nance's place.
Eight games in his NBA career,
his average is 0.4 points per game.
Shout out to Pete Nance.
You got a new fan in me.
That's what I thought.
And I thought Tristan Thompson had a big suspension is.
Whoa, wait a minute.
The game, when he played the entire fourth quarter that I'm referring to,
he scored his first NBA bucket in that game.
So shout out to Pete Nance, man.
Shout out to Pete Nance.
Listen, how are you doing it?
I love to see him win.
So, okay, let's assume we did our predictions episode,
and I think we agreed at least two or the three of us
that I think we picked the magic to win the series.
At least I did, I don't know if you guys.
I think it's going to be hard fought, but,
okay, either way, let's assume they win.
And, you know, Donald Mitchell is no guarantee
to want to be the long term,
maybe even closer to a guarantee to not want to be the long term,
given everything we know about him
and his leaked desires,
and what we can read between the tea leaves,
what do you do for the Cavs then?
Do you want to just rip the bandit off
and go back to the original timeline?
Do you try to convince him to stay and move Garland,
you know, point guard D. Mitch?
Like, what's the best option there?
Peace, you send somebody to his apartment
and you help him pack and you tell him yes to that.
Because honestly, like even as much
and as talented as Donovan Mitchell is,
if you don't want to be here,
you don't have to be here.
right if you but he has act like he wants to be there every time he's on an interview he he clearly
wants to be there at least plays the part that plays the part and then what a week later we get
some report and it's like ah like he's he's unhappy like there was something that came out today
they're saying like he's linked to like the nets again or whatever it's so obvious he wants
to be either in new york or miami and you could say whatever you want people have gone in front
of the media and said i want to retire here i love the city and then a month later they
request to trade. So I don't, I don't think that he wants to wants to be there. And if you don't
want to, by all means, go somewhere else. Because I'd rather, I'd rather have a core
that wants to be here and then we can all be invested rather than every single offseason
have to be concerned about convincing you to stay here and convincing you to be a part of
this timeline, especially if we have back-to-back first round losses. Like, why am I begging for
this? I'm not going to do it.
Okay, well, let's say that happens.
And you trade him to, I don't know what team.
What team would do out of the top of our head real quick would say it would be a destination for him?
Miami, Brooklyn.
Sure, let's say Miami.
And you get Tyler Hero in the door, you get Jaime Hakez and some picks.
Do you feel confident going forward with Garland, insert, decent, but not star player, Mowgli, and Allen?
Do you feel like that's still a path forward after you already did the detour or D-Mitch for a couple of years?
Like, can you really go back to that and view it as a long-term successful plan?
I think that's a great.
Go ahead, Denny.
This is a lot of pressure on Evan Mobley, really.
I think that's what it boils down to.
I mean, the people drafted around him.
Kay Cunningham was on a really, really bad team.
But we saw this year him take steps.
We've seen after a really rough sophomore year, Scotty Barnes, take a huge step.
And it's like, when is Evan Mobley going to do it?
Defensively is not a lot of people I would take over Evan Mobley.
But on a team like this, you need him to evolve offensively.
And I think part of it is because when you added Donovan Mitchell,
the amount of opportunity that Evan Mobley has to play through his mistakes
or try to spread his wings is kind of limited.
We've gone from a team that can make the playoffs to a team that's trying to win a championship,
just like that.
And for a young player, that's a huge shift.
And like Cade or Scotty Barnes, haven't had that shift where they can be confident.
Like, Scotty Barnes was running point guard majority of the season.
If they were trying to compete for a championship,
there's no world with Scotty Barnes gets the opportunity to be the lead playmaker.
I'm not saying that's what they should do in Cleveland,
but maybe there's a world where we play more five with Evan Mobley
because we're not worried about us losing the game because he's thin,
but we have to play him with Jared Allen because he's too thin to guard the Yokochists
of the World 101 and so on.
I agree.
The next pathway has to 110% be on like Evan Mobley's back and what he is.
I said to these guys on our stream 8 p.m. Monday, Eastern time. Tap in. I was like, y'all was
listened to, I think, a Zach Lowe podcast. And his co-host, I think it was Tim Bontentz.
He was like, yo, like Evan Mobley, long story short, he was like, Evan Mobley's looking real Derek favorses-ish.
That's super tough conversation in, like, comparisons to, you know, be tied to if you're something like Evan Mobley.
And, you know, like, we see the skills, the talent, the frame and all that.
But in order for him, or this team to reach that next level, it has to be behind Evan Mowby ascension, you know?
And for a young player is just hard.
Everything is just so situational when you're young in the NBA to ping around and find your true identity.
And it will be awkward for him to do it after being relegated to a specific role on this team, put 110% of your focus on defense and whatever happens on offense.
what like it happens
but it has to be
it has to be behind him
and there's immense pressure
behind him if that's the case
yeah
do you guys feel like Luca Donters
is under pressure
kind of
first year he's had
a legitimately great team around him
for previous years there's always
he's one of the best players
of all time potentially
on that roadmap to being that
one of the best starts
to career I've ever seen
we give him credit
for losing in a really cool fashion
to the Clippers
but nobody's ever held it
against him truly
because the team wasn't quite good enough
now they're very much
good enough and even favored I think betting wise to beat this team in the first round
you know it's not like a thing where he has to win or he's a fraud but for the
conversations he's in as being an all-time great talent people are trying to say he might
be better than dirk already all this stuff whatever context you want to frame it does he
have to win to really keep those type of conversations going not in you not at all but make
a run not in year one of the team being good I don't think I think we typically give a player
a season or two with a good roster around them
before we start throwing the fraud allegations around.
And I think Luca has a little, just a little bit more time.
I think he also, it also helps that in those series that they lost in the Clippers,
he was averaging 38 points per game and hidden game winners and stuff.
So at least we've already seen him be a top-in player in the playoffs,
while some of the other younger guys that if they were replaced with Luca without that resume,
we might be thinking about it.
Yeah.
It's just interesting because he definitely won't be a fraud.
But I think if he wants to stay on this trajectory,
people were saying in their minds of like, you know, he's the most dominant,
players since LeBron, like this could be a top 15 player of all time when it's all
said and done, you, it might, that narrative might quickly flip if he flames out in the first
round. Yeah. I think, I think some of it depends on how healthy Kauai is. Because if, if Kauai's
there and he's healthy and they, and the Mavs end up losing, then I think a lot of people can
look at that series and say, okay, well, you know, even though that the Clippers weren't
playing well going into the playoffs, they were still, they still had Kauai and Paul George and James
tardy and there's enough star power name recognition on the other side to where you can kind of
you know hold that off for a little bit I think what Kenny said is right like if they lose this
year in the first round and then bring the team back go through next year and then losing the first
round again then we'll have serious conversations of like okay what's what's going on here
because you went to the conference finals in 22 right yeah in 22 haven't been back since
missed the play in one year like what's what's going on it doesn't seem like after the restart
we progress so it's really like a two two and a half year sample size and the team has only
been together for half a season so yeah exactly you stand that okay then okay if that was not a big
thing then who has more pressure yonis or damian lillard that's that organization bro i don't
i don't know if it's either than because yonis is her and i mean dame is dame or whatever but
me personally i would point towards all the people in the front office because just seven
six seven eight months ago yonis a lot of you don't remember this but he hopped on one of
his like favorite reporter friends or whatever podcast on youtube and he was talking about how
much he wanted to fucking win this was prior to the damela trade we all know yonnes in his
tendencies he just likes applying pressure to these guys next and um i kind of sounded crazy but
anyways um we i was even thinking about that we see him make it known that he's constant
just wants to win and he's just not satisfied with the result on the court. And if they do
have another upsetting round against the Pacers, then, you know, like, they're going to be really
put in an awkward spot because how much else can they do? And at this point in time, they're
going to, like, completely have to deconstruct and reconstruct their identity as a team.
Yeah. I think a lot of the Janus pressure is dimmed down now that he's injured to start off with,
at least um but there's pressure going to it like man you you were the agent griffiths spokesperson
we brought him in and he was ass so now we have doc rivers like like you know what i'm saying
he was ass right uh there's a certain level of um responsibility you have as a superstar
caliber player that I feel like it keeps getting higher and higher and higher where I personally
don't give a damn who Yannis wants to coach the team who is the best candidate and that's how we
get to the point where Doc Rivers is our coach for the next three years um and we know Doc's track record
so but because Yonis is injured I can't really add him especially if he's going to miss a game or two
in this series the last time he missed a game or two they lost to the eight seat so anything can
really happen. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think a lot of, I actually do think that a lot of pressure is on
Dame because we've seen this year, we've seen him be very inconsistent. But when Janus has been
out, we've seen Dame kind of rise, you know, to the occasion and he's been able to play well
and play more in a style that he's comfortable with. That's probably going to be the case for
games one and two. And the Pacers, although they are better, they're still not great defensively.
Can you go against a not great defense and score
and maybe even, you know, have the series tied 1-1, be up 2-0?
Can you?
Yeah, this team is crazy.
This doctor's montage is hilarious.
But, yeah, for Dame, I think it's a lot of pressure
because not only do you have to keep the bucks in the series for this year,
you have to show that going into next year,
you are still able to be relied upon night in and night out
as a legitimate number two option and this is the first time that we've seen you in a team that
we coming into the season thought that you had a championship ceiling i want to see what that
looks like after after this season this video how long is this video bro this might be the funniest
tweet i've ever seen bro i'm i have tears forming in my eyes because it's too you're just
silently dying over there this is crazy
I didn't even see this on that.
This is so good.
Dude, they're in for three years of Doc Rivers.
Like, when it happened, I rationalize it.
And I was like, listen, I get it.
You need consistency.
You need a baseline.
How many coaches are they going to pay at once?
A lot.
Good God.
A lot.
If Yonis, if they flame out, right?
Let's say the Yonis comes back and they're down O2 for some reason.
And you end up losing the series in six or seven, whatever.
You go into next season.
Dame doesn't,
feel the same way, you don't win a championship, even if they make the conference finals or
whatever, you don't win a championship. How is Janice, who like Mo says, has consistently
applied pressure and at every turn looked upstairs and been like, I might leave, right? Like,
just know, I might be out of here if you don't do your job. Like, they feel impatient. And the fact
that they fired Adrian Griffin, you know, midway through the season kind of shows their impatience.
the fact that they went after after dame which i guess you can't really blame them for making that
trade but you shook up a lot of things on top of firing bud and doing all this other stuff
they seem kind of impatient within the last 15 months because it feels like they are trying to
appease janus at everything so if that's the case i don't know if i can trust them to actually
look back and tell yonis no this is what we're doing this is our plan that this is how we're
going to move forward so i can see them firing doc rivers within the next three years
That would be so embarrassing to do, bro.
So embarrassing.
Yeah, man.
I think as most of the teams we got to talk about for having a lot of pressure.
I left my watch at home.
Mo, do you know what time it is?
Oh, man.
What a glorious Thursday evening, bro.
The Warriors lost.
I see folks over here rejoicing over crowns.
They're all over there.
We have to give it to them, bro.
It is TikTok time.
Let's fucking do this, man.
Oh, my.
my goodness what a day new era what is that you keep grabbing these are roses
I got a little he's garnishing they're dying too this is supposed to be
symbolic of this new era that we're in right now bro our 10 years of calm is
finally over welcome on TikTok time we got a bunch of TikToks for you guys today
we got Kenny with us for a couple of them before he has to go so let's do the
funny ones right away. The first thing we're going to talk about. We have a tier list for you guys
to start with today of the funniest moments of the NBA season. You know, it's not last year
where we had potentially the funniest season of NBA history. It was ridiculous. But we got
some gems this year. There's there's some moments to talk about. It should be good.
Let's go. Let's go. Tier listing is our thing. We've never made a bad one. Yeah, never.
I don't know about it. Yeah, especially. Yeah, it's going to be a Reddit and we
never made a good one.
Yeah, man.
As you guys know, I have, I think this is like 11 moments pulled up.
Real simple.
We're going to put them in a tier list, S through F, based on how funny they were.
And I think it's really right.
We start with Jimmy Butler getting the emo haircut.
Start the season off with a bang.
Where are we putting this?
This has to be.
This is the S tier.
We got 5 million views off of this borough right here.
I must say this is the best tier.
I was singing on camera for the first time, bro, for my entire life.
Got me recalding Randy Orden lines.
S-tier like a motherfucker, peak troll.
Isn't in terms of content, there's never been a funnier moment in this, I don't think.
This is peak.
It got to be S-tier.
Yeah, the fact that it was so unexpected, that he just showed up that way he makes it S-tier.
Yeah.
And we should have expected it, given his track record of interesting hairstyles.
but we never did
and that's what makes it so great
I agree
next year
I need to see him
with the complete shiny
ball hit a gym
would be crazy
yeah
I need him
on a spiking
bohawk
type timing bro
all right
next up
Janis and his game ball
fiasco
against the Pacers
listen
this is this is
this is Esther to me
I've never seen
a grown man
freak out like this
I've never seen
anybody
you must not hoop
at LA Fitness
often. I'll tell you that.
I think you freak out like this.
Exactly. He does for sure.
No, no, no. Not like, not like this.
This is a different level. This is a different level.
Running back and forth.
Yonis freaked out so bad that the Pacers were like,
we need to hire a black belt to
defend Tyre's Hallibur. They hired
a professional fighter to protect
them against Yonis. That's how crazy he was.
This is Estier. Facts.
They had to hire John Wick to come protect
Aliburton. That's what you did. Inside that man, the next
day, that was crazy, bro.
Is it going to S-tier or A-tier?
I think it should be S-R-Roh.
The repercussions of it is hilarious.
And it was proved he was wrong.
He was wrong.
Like, they had the right ball the whole time.
Yeah, I think that's what makes it a S-tier.
That he went through this for 30 minutes for them and just like, bro, what are you doing?
We gave you the ball already.
It's loud and wrong.
Yeah, S-tier is the right way.
Realize.
Next up, Kenny, what do you think about this one?
Draymond choking out Rudy Gobert?
Can we, can everything be S-tier?
I mean, this is a 7-foot-1 player that was getting choked out,
but it looked like he did not care at all.
He's looking at the ref pointing at Draymond like the ref can't see that
Draymond is choking him right now.
It is the best thing because we know that Drayman has hated Rudy Goldberg for a long time.
and Draymond's
eyes lit up
when he saw an opportunity
to choke this man now
it's S-tier
Graham was spamming buttons
and fatalities on him
it was ridiculous
yeah Rudy Gaubert
could have smelled the wrong way
bro
or just breathe the wrong way
and Dremont would have done
the same exact shit
he was looking for any reason
any excuse to do that
that's an S-tier moment
you know what's funny
if that was
if that was Nause Reed
in that kerfuffle
instead of Rudy Gaubert
Dremont wouldn't have done a damn thing
not saying
he picks and cheeses for sure okay well what about two weeks later draymond green
punching the shit at i use of nurkitch and getting indefinitely suspended all right that's not
it's not it's not it's more a for like annoying because it's like it's just crazy because
he got suspended and then came right back did the same thing it's like do you not learn anything
like bro two weeks later come on have some discipline like like
No, this is the time where it turned, it was the opposite of funny.
I was thinking, like, does bro really need to hit to therapists?
Like, it's funny choking a man out.
I say beef for better help, bro.
But the other stuff, two weeks later, we like, get bro help, please.
This is not funny at all to me.
I was like, damn, is he going to ruin his legacy?
One punch at a time?
We can go A tier for annoying.
I like that.
Listen, a pattern is a pattern.
We can't ignore it.
I agree.
All right.
Next up, how about when
Dremon Green put out a documentary
after the second punch
painting himself as the victim?
How many documentaries
is he going to make
after a violent act?
Right?
Because he did the same thing
after the Jordan Pool thing.
They're not working,
Dremont, right?
The documentaries are not
helping people get on your side.
Why do you keep doing this?
The only thing I...
This is a PR disaster class.
I picture him picking up
his phone calling his aide
and saying, how much is a production team?
I need something to get.
off the chest
It's like when people
call into a radio station
under a rap beast
to get some shit off the chest
he calls up
some studio in L.A.
He's like, I got our narrative
change.
Academics, where you at?
He goes, on Vlad TV.
What are you going to
be for this?
I guess progressively
less funny every time.
Yeah, because it's serious
it's like,
why I'm really worried
for this man.
We can go B.
Yeah.
Cut it out.
All right.
All right.
Next up.
What about Draymond?
What about Andre Drummond trying to dunk Torrey Craig's self-oop?
This was funny to y'all?
I was watching this and I just, I couldn't, I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
The last five years of Bulls fandom, this is, this is the moment.
this shows us exactly what we've been through every single night.
Is this one of the top five dumbest plays y'all have ever seen in the NBA?
Maybe top three.
And I watched Javelle McGee's entire career.
I was going to say.
That's why I said top five.
That's why I said top five.
I respect greatness.
I respect what Javelle McGee has done in the Shackton of Pool game.
He has moments.
So I don't want to disrespect.
that. I was to say, if we got
a Mount Rushmore or bad plays, we got drumming
up there, and then Javel will give it three different expressions.
Drumming is not even a problem.
Why is Torrey Craig
trying to self-lock?
There is no
explanation for that. He doesn't
deserve to have that type of life.
He thinks he's playing park. It was so
out of pocket. That's why Drummond jumped
because he had never seen Torrey Craig
try to act like this before.
It must be for me because I've never seen him
dunk. I've never seen him.
This gotta be eight-tier.
This is ridiculous.
Yeah.
And the drummond hurt himself doing this.
That's ridiculous, too.
That is hilarious, right.
He was out for like four days.
He had to go home and rest his foot because Tori Craig wanted to be stupid.
Oh, my God, that's hilarious.
All right, next up, we got James Hardin,
contesting Kauai Leonard's three-point shot.
And Kauai getting mad at him about it.
It's funny.
It's funny because it's James Harding.
Because, like, LeBron did this a couple years ago.
Like, he faked Block, Rondo shot.
And everyone was like, look at the team chemistry.
They're sold together.
And Kauai Laird is like, bro, get out of my way.
Like, what are you doing?
Leave.
Like, it's hilarious.
Like, I'm close to 50, 40, 90, and this is what you're doing to me?
No fact.
That's true.
he said you have playoff ride allegations and this is how you want to build chemistry
ridiculous you know this is so funny because that's that's such a clear difference between
lebron james and kawai lindered as players lebron's like ha ha it's one random player we're all good
kawai it's like every play i must dominate every play i must murder get out of the way
and they kind of needed that three point or two bro like when lebron did it it was just a layup
and rondo made it or whatever but this is the corner three and like an important game
because they're fighting for playoff seating.
James Harder.
You don't deserve to do that
when you're fighting for your life here.
That's the best part.
Like, what compel James Hardin to do that?
It wasn't a layup where it was going in regardless.
He had serious impact on the shots.
What was going through Kawhis mind?
Like, as he's loaded up, he's just like,
he's getting closer.
He's getting closer.
He's getting closer.
Why is he here?
I need to hear his point of view.
This is just like an intrusive ADHD thought.
He's like contest.
Like, he just has to do it.
It's 18.
At least.
Hey, here it is.
I'll put a C because I'm still mad for Kauai.
He missed.
We got Steph Curry going up for a jump ball with Victor Women Yama.
I'm not going to lie.
This is not funny.
This is like the video of Kelsey Plum, like eating popcorn where she's trying to be quirky.
And she's just like, ah, like, no, it's not, it's not funny.
It's not funny.
Steph Curry wants to go viral so fucking bad
Every time he touches the court
Every time he can he's doing his little taunts
He's playing to the crowd
Trying to get viral clips like this
This is hilarious because he's so shameless
About wanting to be on every Instagram page there is
I'm gonna make HOH with this one
Oh my god
That's the highlights broke NBA players bro
I'm not doing this
That's not real's gonna love this
Yeah
This is a deep
man.
Yeah, he's hilarious.
My goodness, never mind.
You're right.
Steph, get a grip.
Last one at least, we got
Zion Williamson smirking
when he got asked
what he's going to do in Vegas
during the in-season tournament.
No, this is a nasty guy.
This is a nasty guy.
He knows it.
What do you think?
He's embraced his personality.
And I love that.
Yeah, getting asked
what you're going to do with money
and looking so.
menacing is always a recipe for disaster and not only did he do that Brandon Ingram looked
at him knowing that he does some crazy stuff like
Brandon was like we've seen the Twitter threads we know what goes on
there's not help the narrative bro
facts
I'm familiar with your game that's team chemistry right there
yeah that is true
Would be?
B, yeah, B's fine.
B, yeah.
Love it.
I'll just rock with it.
And those are the funniest moments
the NBA season.
Does anybody else have
any honorable mentions
that I forgot about?
Because it's hard to remember
all the funny moments.
Yesterday, Twitter thought,
the Twitter AI thought
Clay Thompson was actually
throwing bricks
and they wrote a fake
an AI news story
about him throwing bricks in public.
That was funny.
That was embarrassing, bro.
Elon, what have you done
to my favorite app?
I don't even want to get into that kind of worms
All right
That's all the funny moments I can think of
Let's move on to the next video
Let's do it
We got one more video
We'll quick with Kenny
Before you got to get you out of here
Kenny
This one I think
Makes sense to do with you
Last week we started a series
Of making Mount Rushmore
Of NBA things
We made the Mount Rushmore
of NBA teams
We're gonna make the Mount Rushmore
of NBA point guards
So basically the top four point guards
Of all time
But Mount Rushmore can mean
A lot of different things
you can factor in whatever you think needs to be factored into that.
Maybe not necessarily who's the best.
We'll see where we go with it.
Real simple.
Let's make the Mount Rushmore of NBA point guards.
Who are the locks to be there immediately?
Magic Johnson is an absolute lock.
Steph Curry is an absolute lock.
I agree.
Okay.
So one and two, right off the board.
Real simple.
Third is pretty contentious.
I don't know who comes right after that.
You can say a lot of names.
Hmm.
Okay.
We go with an Isaiah Thomas.
Does he deserve to be there for what he did in his era?
I mean, if we want to be real about it, probably, but that's no fun.
That's true.
Listen, listen, I'm just asked the question.
Does Christopher Emmanuel Paul make the Mount Rushmore?
Talk to me.
Now we back to real.
We can keep it real on this one.
Yeah.
Is he on the Mount Rushmore?
Should be on the Mount Rushmore.
Okay.
So who's his competition?
Let's say that.
Who's the competition?
Jason.
Steve Nash, Russell Westbrook
maybe, not my cup of team, but some people will say
Russell Westbrook. Yeah. Do any of those names
deserve to be there immediately over Chris Paul?
You could argue the Nash thing
just because he's got the two MVP's, but
those MVP's don't move me at all.
I think I'm just heavily biased
to Chris, so I'm going to always put my vote to Chris Paul,
but I don't know
what y'all thinking. Fucking Chris Paul's
in there. I agree.
Over Isaiah Thomas? I think that's
I think that's the conversation.
Is Chris Paul or Isaiah Thomas?
I mean, how much do we value chips here?
I mean, they have to matter.
I mean, we should value chips.
We should value chips.
If we value chips, it's got to be Isaiah Thomas, I think.
Both 20 and 10 guys.
Yes, it's Isaiah Thomas.
Both good defenders.
I'm letting my bias show.
It is 100% Isaiah Thomas.
I'll be honest with you.
Okay, okay.
All right.
Okay, so if Isaiah Thomas is number three,
who is Chris Paul Dukknerd out with for this last spot?
Sean Livingston.
Oh, my God.
You drive a hard bargain.
100% Sean Livingston
Do we want to respect our elders
And go Oscar Robertson
Bob Coosy
You want to see some good hookshots
That's a little too old
That's a little too old
Does James Harder
Does Russell Westbrook have a case
Oh James Harder
He kind of was a point card
He should be remembered as that
I never
I have never felt good about
about like
James Hardin
being a point guard
even though that like it's true
I just see him and I'm like
nah you're not a point guard
it's never
he won his MVP as a
as a
wait wouldn't you win it was you win it with Chris Paul
yeah he won it
he went it towards the end of the rocket since
so he was like fully point guard
yeah so he won his
but he won the MVP with Chris Paul on the team
so he was already a shooting guard still
yeah
I think I think the real battle
I think the real battle would be
Chris Paul versus Russell Westberg
really i've had this debate many times
Kenny i'm on your side
if i want to win a game if i want to talk about
what a real impact to winning point guard is
I'm taking Chris Paul every day of the week
talk that shit talk that shit I like that's the reality
of it like listen MVP was great it was awesome
him having the coolest succeed of all time put the team
on his motherfucking back if you wanted to look me in the eyes
and telling me that's a player that could win a championship
in an easier way than 2007 Chris Paul i think you're a fucking liar
yeah people weren't around man
there's a lot of young people on these tictocks
We owe heads, remember 2006, 2006, 2007 now.
We remember top three in MVP voted.
We were there for that.
God damn, 2006, shit.
You're a little older than I am, but all right.
I'm cool going Chris Paul with the last face on this Mount Rushmore.
All right.
You got it.
What a list.
You got to.
I like it.
I dig it.
Comments are going to hate us for that, but I can't wait.
So many interactions are coming.
All right, man.
Kenny, I think it's just our time to kick you out.
All right.
Appreciate you, fellas.
Was a blast.
We'd love to come back again.
I appreciate it, man.
When I have more time.
Of course, doors always open.
Full show.
But I told Mike that I would, he does these 2K tournaments.
I told him I would be on his team in this 2K tournament.
That's why you got to leave us earlier.
It's not even something that's important, really.
But I'm a man of my word.
I'm a man of my word.
So I told him I'll be there and I got to get upstairs.
So I appreciate you, fellas.
Y'all don't need anything for me, right?
No, we're all good.
Appreciate you, man.
You're good.
All right.
Enjoy your rest of the show.
All right, let's continue on.
One less Kenny in the door.
Let's do, that's something we did a while ago, but we only did it one time.
Guess the NBA player by their jersey.
So this should be a fun one.
I have a lot of, like, random jerseys you wouldn't normally associate with a player to show you.
So, like, if I were to pick, I don't know, Ricky Davis, it wouldn't be a Cavalier.
Jersey, you know, it's somebody that's some other team to play for it.
We'll see, we'll see how deep your guys his bag is.
Let's see how disgusting this TikTok time gets, man.
I'm, I'm here for it.
I don't know if it would be disgusting, maybe it'll be difficult.
Hopefully, last time it was easy as hell and I ran through it.
I tried to make it a little bit harder, but still capable of you guys are getting it.
We'll see how I did.
All right.
Let's do it.
Let's see.
Real simple.
Guess the NBA player, buy their jersey.
First player we got, who is this player?
Ooh, I know who this is.
Do you got it?
Immediately?
Carrey.
I'm a freakazoid.
Is this Cody Zeller to Yeller?
Oh no, Tyler Zeller.
Tyler Zeller.
This is not a Zeller of any sort.
No, incorrect.
Fuck.
Man, was confident.
Get out of here.
He was.
I'm trying to see.
Now, this is where I need the sponsorships, right?
I need to know if this is an older player or newer player.
I need that little Nike check.
This is no logo.
So it's definitely.
like early 2010s.
What does nothing there tell you?
Exactly.
This is a very old school 1960s spot.
Really?
That's just the Celtics.
It's just the Celtics all the time.
I mean, listen.
It has to be a big man.
They've used the same font for 20, 40 years.
I don't know.
What number did Celtics sack wear?
He wore 36.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
It's crazy.
This feels like a,
This I know it's not him, but this feels so like Brandon Bass and it's just it's just not him.
All right.
Think about the white Brandon Bass visually.
Oh, wow.
The white Brandon Bass.
What's that dude who commentates for them now, Donovan?
What's his name?
Oh, you're right.
This is Brian Scalabrini.
This is the white.
The team legend Brian Scalabrini.
Let's go.
See that perfect law?
How can I forget?
Go, man.
That was immaculate teammate chemistry building right there.
He actually wore the same number as Cody Zeller, so I see why you said that.
They think they both were 44.
I was not wrong.
There we go.
Damn.
Yeah, but it wasn't a jersey.
But yeah, close.
It was.
All right, next player.
Who is this player?
This man, loves 44.
That's such a coincidence.
I didn't tell the kill what Oregon put he's in.
That's hilarious.
That is hilarious, right.
Okay, this is like 20.
This is like 25.
2016. Could this be like Festus Azele or some shit?
What's this Festus? I don't think it was Festus.
44 is nasty. I don't want to see irrelevant because Festus was important, but this is a number that's just
a relevant number. There's only a scrubbed door 44. There's two players that are coming to
my mind right now and one of them I think were 55. So I'm going to guess the other one. Is this Richard
Jefferson?
Oh, hell not.
This is Richard Jefferson.
Oh, my God.
Richard, no, he won 44.
Yeah.
For what?
Warriors legend.
That 44 is the least impactful number, man.
I want to know what that number meant for him done that year.
God damn.
Some deeper meaning behind it.
Exactly.
All right, next player.
Whose jersey is this?
Oh.
Now, this is a real hoops right here.
I think I, I think I know this.
I think I got this.
This is a guards number for sure, right?
Yeah, for sure.
You know big man wearing this.
Why is it for sure?
Mello War 7.
KD. War 7.
Listen, but you know, but you know, but you know what a guard number looks like whenever you see.
Okay.
There's exceptions to every rule, but you know.
Mo, is this?
Listen, when I see this number, I picture somebody with a crazy.
Mohawk and he wore he was a former New York Nick this has to be Jeremy Lynn exactly
correct it does have to be Jeremy we're wearing our bag here we go he also had dreads
bro I think he was a hornet with dreads that's crazy bro a hornet with dreads yeah yuck I don't
I don't know what happens in Charlotte you get down there you get crazy hair styles
for spanish generations
yeah no bro
Charlotte their training
their training came must be different
you got to take a spina lean
down to the throat immediately
since you win
they give you perks at the airport
facts
facts
all right next up
whose jersey is this
oh this
this might hit home
wait it's not
It's not. It's not.
It's not.
Don't know this.
You're disgusting if you don't know this.
Give me your fucking hoodie, boy, if you don't know this.
What the hell?
Oh my God.
I know this player.
Say it.
Don't know.
The spotlight is on you.
I know.
There's several guys.
I'm blanking right now.
I'm blanking right now.
It's not.
It's not J.R.
War eight.
Is this?
I don't think he wore number two.
Come on.
Is this Jason Kidd?
This is Jason Kidd?
Jason Kidd. Okay. You live to find another day.
Congratulations. Oh my goodness.
That's a great guess.
Well, why is this headband so slanted there?
Looks like he's sagging with a headband.
I've never said.
He's a 2000s player to his core.
He will never leave that deck of it.
Brotherings is Nelly.
That's hilarious, right?
All right. Next player.
Shout out Nelly.
Whose jersey is this?
Ew.
Ooh.
This is nasty.
This is.
Big old nasty jersey, man.
You know, okay, this is, I think this is Omer Ashik.
What a good pull.
It's not a Omar Oshik.
That was great.
I love that guess.
Could this just be, did D.Wa's this?
I think, I think it's D. Wade, because it's, yeah, it's Adidas.
That was like the very last year is that Adidas was making jerseys.
So D. Wade.
This is D. Wade.
Ew, man.
That's so gross.
The nastiest year of his career.
Please delete this picture.
Made the playoffs.
The goddamn internet.
You're right.
Didn't they make the playoffs winning like 40 games?
Yeah.
They were about to embarrass the Boston Celtics before Rondo, like, fucked up his elbow.
Crazy times.
Next player.
Whose jersey is this?
Damn, 16.
This could be a lot of players.
Ugly ass number.
16.
But it doesn't look like there's a Nike on it.
So I'm gonna say it's a little bit old school.
Is this, is this Marco Bellanelli?
I was going to get the same thing.
It felt like a-
This is not Markle-Vellon-L-A-L-D.
Damn.
That would be hilarious.
Yeah.
So it's not Bellanelli.
What a role player, pool.
Yeah, this is not Boris D.L.
Right.
Can't be.
Nope.
No, Boris were like 45 or something.
He wore something high.
I know.
It was kind of nasty.
I mean, is it right now?
Is this, this your man, Cedi Osmond?
No, this is not Jenny.
No, Jetty's playing now.
This is the new era.
I love how we said his name is great from pronunciation pronunciations.
I know.
My bad.
I'm sorry.
Who's to say who's right?
I don't even know.
Probably, Bobby, buddy.
Ceti, I don't know, bro.
Damn, who the hell is 16?
16.
I'll say he's odd man's too easy.
What, what he can you?
He's above 6.
He's above six, five.
It's this all guy.
It's not.
This fucking Matt Bonner or some shit.
No, no, Matt Bonner is 50.
Oh.
You just knew that like that.
Yeah, why do you know that?
No one should know that, Donovan.
It's Matt Bonner.
He played here in the, he played, who doesn't know him?
He played here at the end of his career.
Where is he?
Oh, like in San Antonio.
Yeah.
Okay.
At the end of the,
at the end of his career, he was a number of.
Yeah, one more guess.
One more guess.
This has to be the most random spurs player ever, bro.
Is this Pao Gassau?
This is Balgissal with Donovan with the buzzer beater.
Wow.
I forgot he played with the Spurs.
Carrie.
Oh, my goodness.
That was clutch.
Next player.
Who is this player?
This could be anybody.
20 with the Nike.
Ah.
Yeah, but it's a weak Nike.
It's like...
It's a bootleg Nike.
It's like late 2010s, not late 2000s, but late 2000s, but late 2000s.
It feels like late 2000s.
I see Lakers 20 and I think Jody Meeks.
Exactly.
Is this Bolie Bryant?
This is not Jody Meeks.
That would be a great pull though.
I wish I would have to pay Jody Meeks.
Lakers 20.
Who's out here wearing that?
Yeah.
What number...
It's not a play.
Listen, your guy from the G-League, Andre Ingram, what number did he wear?
That would be a pull.
This is not Andre Ingram.
I think he wore like 19 or something.
Okay.
No, no, he wore something like they actually.
I don't remember.
Who the hell is this Ryan Kelly?
We don't know.
20 in the Nike era.
So that's like the last like seven years.
So we've gotten some bad Lake and teams.
Oh, is this Jordan Hill?
This is not Jordan Hill.
This is from a previous Nike era, I guess, not the current one.
A previous Nike era.
Is this Gary Payton?
This is Gary Payton.
Wow.
This picture is a definition of wash.
This is crazy.
Nike made the jersey at this point.
I guess so.
I don't know.
No, that's what I told you.
Listen, this is from overseas.
This is from Alley Express.
Right.
That's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a
that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a,
There.
Facts.
Ew.
Next up.
Whose jersey is this?
Oh, 37 is disgusting, bro.
Nasty number.
Who had a nasty?
Oh, is this Derek Fisher.
Damn, this is Derek Fisher.
Ew.
I remember.
Donovan, you're in a disgusting jersey.
You actually had two numbers there from two different stints.
Really?
You were six ones and 37 ones.
Two of this team.
that's gross
bro
Joe 90 miles
and Matt Barnes
exactly
this is why Matt Barnes
this is why Matt Barnes
drove
because he
were the number
right next player
who is this
hmm
all right
zero
I think I know this is
off the bat
but it could be
wildly wrong
you got an early shot
could this be
Maurice Spates
oh no
damn
Damn.
I'm trying to go through quick.
So again, this is, this is an old school or an old school, older Warriors jersey.
Is this Jared Jack?
This is not Jared Jack.
I think he wore 55.
I'll give you a hint.
He was only here for one season.
One year.
One season. Okay.
Crazy.
You remember who Jeremy Evans was, Donovan?
Was he ever, uh...
Jeremy Evans is the name.
Was he a...
That's the name, right?
I don't know why I feel like that's one of the NBA players.
No, he played for the jazz.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he got drafted by the Warriors.
He was number 40.
Oh, okay.
For the jazz.
It's not Jeremy Evans.
A forgotten slam dunk.
Two-time dunk contest champion, which is wild.
Bro, the dunk contest is so bad.
He was here for one year in 2019.
Oh, man, I was about to say, Patrick Ricard.
Nah, can't be him.
You can't have for multiple years.
It's a multi-champion right there.
You better respect the name.
Yeah.
Exactly.
One of the goats.
Never done it before in NBA history.
Who's been in and out of this, of this team?
In 2019, if you think about that team, you had Steph, Clay, Dre, Iggy, Looney, KD.
Who are the random role players surrounding that year?
I think Jordan Bell was number eight?
Was it Jordan Bell?
You know, I was thinking, come on, y'all.
Damn, yeah.
You're never going to get there.
You're never going to get there.
I think we failed.
This is DeMarcus cousins.
Oh, man.
Wow.
That's sick.
I hate myself for this.
I'm sorry.
That throwback is ugly.
I'm sorry.
What?
This one is fire.
I thought that was kind of hard.
Why not?
Actually, it's not ugly.
It's cool.
It looks like an old Western.
Want to be Texas so bad, Dersie?
I understand it.
But I like it.
The cover, the front of a saloon.
Yeah
Listen, it gets popping in the bay
It's popping in the bay
It's popping
to the bay
Yeah, yeah, we're yo
Red
Don't get
Don't get out of it started
Bro, that's one of my
favorite clips ever
of Drake after
That's so good
It's taking me everything
It's taking everything
You got to say it
I know
Next thing we're going to do
Mo, I believe
you have some players
to talk about
in relation to Blake Griffin retiring.
Fuck, bro.
You all heard the news of Blake Griffin retiring.
One of the better power forwards of the 2010s,
one of the most entertaining players ever.
But him retiring made me ask this question in my head.
And it made me want to extend this question
to several other players in the league right now.
Will this player have their jersey retired?
Okay.
First one up.
Let's go ahead and see what it is.
Blake Griffin.
By the Clippers.
Listen, will he?
I don't know.
Should he by the clippers?
Absolutely.
What?
Absolutely.
For what?
Listen.
They are an irrelevant team
that was made relevant
by a handful of players
the first time in decades,
one of which is him,
number one of all pick,
lived up to the hype.
Listen, he did his time,
did that city right,
and they dropped him on his motherfucking head.
They better do him right
by retiring your jersey.
You never made a conference finals.
You never made it pass wrong.
You lost it.
You lost to Josh Smith.
No, you are not getting your journey.
Respect Josh Smith.
Josh Smith.
Hey, J-Smoo was hooping, man.
Don't disrespect Houston, Josh Smith.
What the hell?
Hold on.
Exactly.
Not Atlanta, Josh Smith.
Houston, Josh Smith.
Like, let's be real.
Listen, it's the Clippers.
Apply Clippers tax.
We're not expecting them to make finals.
That's not the goal here.
I'm not saying he should be inducting the Hall of Fame today.
But for Clipper standards, he had a great career with them.
A hometown, a homebred star, he needs to be in retirement.
Second year, he was an all-star, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I, you got it.
Actually, it was his rookie year, right?
His rookie year?
Yeah.
Special.
I think he definitely deserves to get his jersey retired by the Clippers.
But will it, though?
Him and Steve Balmer have beef.
I remember when he made his return back to L.A.
He didn't want to acknowledge him at all.
He's not getting his jersey.
They already put it up in the rafters, took it down.
Six months later, stripped him out.
It's not going back up.
They did him so dirty.
They're on his knees.
They're on their knees to fucking get him back on that 2018 Clippers team.
Maybe that's what's wrong with the Clippers.
Maybe they have bad juju and it won't go away until they write their wrong to Blake Griffin.
Facts.
Brother did him so dirty.
That's the plot to a Disney movie.
So like, I guess.
What's next?
Ooh, LeBron James.
As a Laker?
As a Laper.
as a Laker, as the Miami Heat, as a Cleveland Cavalier, it's for sure.
We don't need to talk about it.
Obviously, the Cavs and obviously the heat are both.
The heat retired Michael Jordan's number.
They're damn sure you're going to retire LeBron's number.
That's such a munch move, bro.
Why would they do that?
Oh my God.
But the Lakers is interesting.
They have a high standard, but he did bring him a championship.
He did choose to go there without another star right away.
He looks like he's going to stay there to maybe to the end of his career.
If he retires there, I think they'll do it.
I don't think the heat do it.
You're out of your mind.
I don't, I don't think as long as Pat Riley is there, I don't know if LeBron's jersey
is ever going up in those rafters.
It easily does that.
Just out of spite for leaving?
He's holding that gross to the day he dies.
LeBron's jersey is not getting retired until Pat Riley leaves.
Interesting.
It deserves if you retire for the-
But yeah, listen, stay there for a few more years.
I think the Lakers get it.
What else does he need?
What else needs to be done if, you know, if you're unsure of it, Isaac?
Just stay no longer.
Just retire there.
Just be there for a while you got the ring just longevity at this point. Yeah, I also made NBA history there too 40k points. We will never see that broken ever again probably I think at this right he might be there for 10 years like he's already was the year six with them like he might be there for a long time it'll happen 10 years six 10 years one ring that's not the Laker way. I'm sorry. Oh my God.
People expect chips plural. They're not they're never getting another one.
20 year olds
what's next
ooh next up
is Kevin Durant
okay
Oklahoma City should
I don't know
I don't know if they know
exactly I don't know if they will
they fucking better
I don't know if they will
be serious
they better
but they should
Golden State
they already said that they will
not at all
not at all in Brooklyn
not at all in Phoenix
Joe Si
would rather give
every rookie imaginable that gets drafted by the team his number, then retire it.
That is true.
Josiah himself might play in Kevin Durant's jersey before he retires it.
That's not going up in the Rafters.
I don't think that would be retirement.
They might ban the number because he doesn't want to be reminded of him.
Oh my God.
35 is banned because it just ran.
Or it was seven actually.
You're right.
Yeah.
Seven.
I know 11's banned.
I'll tell you that.
I can promise you that.
Pain and turmoil.
God damn it.
too far.
13.
Two.
What number did Paul Millsap wear?
Four?
That's gone to.
Anybody from that era.
Those jerseys are banned.
No,
just straight trauma.
I feel it.
All right.
Next up, we have
Carmet.
Oh,
Kauai Leonard.
There we go.
The Spurs?
I don't know.
He left with some bad blood in the Spurs.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Not as a very dramatic fashion.
Not at all.
could the Raptors do it off with just one singular year?
That's so awkward.
I would say no, but listen, they don't have a lot of history.
They might as well, right?
Like, what do they have to lose?
Like, it's a great year for them.
They're only great year.
I'll go, yeah.
I ain't go, why?
If the Raptors just to do that,
he might not show up for his own Jersey retirement.
I don't know.
If he stays in the Clippers to retire, I'm sure they will too,
just because he's the star that chose them
for the first time in a long time.
Probably.
his jersey should never hang in the rafters
and it's not because he's bad
his legacy is a weird in every single
place that he goes so I can't do
I think the Raptors is probably the most likely
just because they made such a big deal
of him coming giving him whatever they want
it would be the next step of that
please they gave him another contract
they have done enough for Kawhi Leonard
like they gifted their top 10 player
in the league of contract out of you
that is hilarious
watch and miss another player
out front. He could miss every single playoff run, bro. They're still going to retire his jersey
just because he showed up for sure. They're so down bad. If that, if that happened, they would be
insanely down bad. Yeah, it would. But it's Slipper's history. What do we expect? Next up, we got
Carmelo Anthony. Okay, so what are the Nuggets going to do with him and Yogy's both wearing it?
Are they going to co-retire it or just give it to Yokic? They better retire Carmelo's jersey.
With the run, Yolich is on?
Fuck that.
Listen, they gave it to their goat.
Yeah, I mean, tough.
You shouldn't have left.
Now, Yokich was a second round pick
and I'm pretty sure the Nuggets didn't expect it.
You know, expect him being this great,
so it's really awkward.
But at this point in time,
with how great he is, bro, you can't refute it.
Would it be disrespectful to Yokic
to co-retire his number
after what he's done for that city?
It's not Yokis' fault.
Another franchise great played before him?
great
I see now we're getting disrespectful
see why are we doing this to Carmelow
I'm joking
why are we doing this
of course his jersey should be retired in Denver
it should be retired there
I don't know New York maybe
but that's the only place
you really question it for New York
honestly yeah
again if we are
crowning people for choosing them
in free agency a lot of people
shout their jerseys retired
They won one playoff series
His entire time there wasn't
Fantastic
Again, not all his fault
But that is what happened
Tough
No jersey timer for you Kamelo
Who's next?
Next up
We got Chris Paul
Who the hell is retiring
This man's jersey
Kenny?
Could it be New Orleans?
Kenny
You're right
It's just all over on his house
Do the Hornets give it to him?
I mean, did the Pelicans give it to him?
I don't know if his time was that impactful there.
I mean, it kind of was, but...
It was, you're right.
It was impactful.
What?
If the Clippers are going to do Blake, they should probably do Chris Paul, too.
I agree with that.
I think the Clippers is his best chance of getting a Jersey retired.
After that, I'm not sure.
I mean, after that, it was a carousel team, so after that he's cooked.
It's about to be another one.
that he had an O KC.
Hey, it helps Shea's development, bro.
Off of that year alone, I might consider if I'm O'KC.
Put him in the Raptors.
Exactly.
He taught Shea had to be a star.
There you go.
What's wrong with that?
Exactly.
The greatest accomplishment of his career.
Exactly.
I agree.
Who's next?
Paul George.
Pacers probably.
Why not?
He did it good by them.
I mean, it ended kind of bad, though.
I think if he goes back,
if he ever if he ever goes back i can see that happening at this point i'm just like he might just
be a cool star like a nice error that they had but i don't know if they retire his jersey
he went through so much to the only conference finals yeah what he took the clippers to their only
conference finals oh the clippers oh my bad i thought i thought you're talking about the paces i mean yeah
but at the same time what else have you done like it's not it's not like a super impactful time
Again, Clippers tax is not high expectations.
We can't, even if you're down bad, you need to have standards for yourself.
And so for Steve Ballmer, I hope that you are watching.
I hope that you have higher standards for your franchise.
You can't do this.
Bro.
You can't.
The inflation over there in the Clippers territory is crazy, bro.
What a conference finals is over there to them is like, equates to like a championship.
for any regular thing. That's a three-peat to them.
Exactly, bro. It's just like, yeah, we fucking got there, bro.
I can't believe it. It's a dynasty in my eyes.
This is a season to remember. One of the greatest teams of all time.
That's how they're thinking over there.
And off that alone, they have to retire his jersey as well.
But do we take that back because he hit the side of the backboard?
Oh, shit.
Because that's embarrassing.
Like, that legitimately, like, blowing the 3-1 lead and hitting the side of the backboard
and hearing Mike Brin be like way off.
Like that
That hurts
The starter calls him
Way off P, you're right
Oh shit
That hurts
I don't know
If you can do it
You're right
Ugh
That's tough man
All right
We got one more
Next up
We got
Jimmy Butler
Who is retired
This man's jersey
This is
I thought he'd have to
Right
They should
They should
He embodies
He culture
And they made
such a big
deal
About heat culture
Being their
whole
identity
he's given them nothing
but blood sweat and tears
I feel it could be kind of crazy
if they didn't
it's like the definition
of why you retire
a player's jersey
do you know what
you got you got it
you got it
two finals appearances
I'm okay with that
when you had no business
making it there either
just straight off of his back
I feel like you got to do it
he gave them life
when they didn't have any life
since LeBron left
so I think that warrants enough
I think that warrants enough
he loves him to skip a rebuild
and be a contender
with like two
late lottery picks in him
that's that warrants it
with the consistently trash roster two
22 will be up there with along the
greats bro yeah
do you retire his before LeBron's
oh now that's an interesting
conversation fuck no
I'm telling you
Pat Riley hates LeBron
he does not like that now
listen one won the chips
one looks really cool losing him
give me to me polar
that's hilarious
I think that's it
cool
next thing we're going to do
we're going to do a deal
if you haven't done a while
this time we're going to do a deal
or no deal
based around Steph Curry
which
no no do no do
no
or I'm going to give you guys
some trade packages
and you let me know
if you were the GM
of the team
that has the player
we're talking about
this time being Steph Curry
would you accept
these trade packages
you know
the Warriors went out sad
went out pitiful
went out horrendous
went out shattered
went out nasty
went out
whatever you want to say
PU
so listen we're going to frame it
as if they were going to rebuild
if he requested a trade
maybe the type of trade package
you would see
would you do it
would you not
all right let's do it
GM hat is on
NBA deal or no deal
would you accept
these Steph Curry trade packages
if you were running the Warriors
First off, we got Austin Reeves, Rui Hachimora, and two first-round picks.
Bro, the Lakers fan and you were so giddy type in this.
E-e-e-ee!
Fuck, no.
Oh, my God, Austin Reeves and Rihachimura?
Oh, my God, that's so disrespectful.
Yeah, if I got this call from the Lakers, I would have to pull him at Barnes.
I'm driving down the highway.
I'm beating up Rob Palinka.
Don't you ever disrespect me with a trade request like this again.
This is terrible.
You beating them up?
We are marching down staples.
Don't you ever get on my phone with some foolishness like this.
You're going to be like, yeah, I accept that trade.
You're going to fucking tell him, meet me at a fucking subway or something.
She's just fucking playing a plane to jump his ass with everybody.
It's hilarious.
All right.
No deal.
I understand.
I hear you guys.
Next up.
Chet Holmgren straight up.
Listen, chat, welcome to the bay.
Welcome to the bay.
Oh, no.
Welcome to the bay.
I will have E40 show you a round, right?
We can put you on the trolley, right?
We'll get you a little pass.
You can go wherever you want.
Come on to the bay.
I'm making this trade in a heartbeat.
I'm saying hell no to this trade.
Are you crazy?
Now, SGA and Curry would be beautiful,
but Curry has to retire as a warrior.
If he's not, then I need it all you literally all your picks.
I'm assuming more.
Yeah.
Look, we're assuming he wants to leave.
That's the whole point.
If Step asked for it.
If Steph Curry asked for a trade and the Thunder offered the Warriors this, you have to take it.
Steph is 35, 36 years old for a 20, 20, 21 year old.
Instant.
I'd rather have unhappy stuff than Chet.
Just alone, Chet.
You're crazy.
I need more.
I need more.
Dude, that's a star you can build around.
This would be a blessing to the Warriors future.
Should build around what, though?
They got shit.
You start with Chet, rebuild.
I wouldn't want to do this
Or Dale you're not going anywhere
Sorry, bro, be unhappy, pout, don't care
Sell me jerseys
Next, next deal
We got Evan Mowgli and Darius Garland
For Steph and Dremont
I mean, I feel like you have to take this deal
If you're getting the youth
Of Darius Garland and Evan Mowley
You kind of have to take this
And Dremont
You are here because Steph is here
If he goes, you go to
Everybody's out.
out of you, right.
Listen, two birds, one stone.
You all offload the Dremont contract and you get new fresh duo to build around.
That's a deal to me.
Man, you take it.
Now you do create a nice safe environment over there in Golden State.
No more violence.
You lower the crime rate because Dremont contributes a little bit to that as well with what
he does just naturally.
So I'm like the mayor.
Exactly.
That's a spin right there.
We're going to save San Francisco one Draymond trade at a time.
Exactly.
We're not allowing this type of act.
We don't condone us in our city, Draymond.
You're out of here.
I consider it for sure.
I might do it.
Nah, I'm not.
Nah.
All right.
Next deal.
Brandon Ingram and two first round picks.
Oh my goodness.
Stefan Zion Williamson with two first round picks.
Sean.
I love Steph Curry.
I love Steve Curry.
I did not realize how easy it was to trade him.
I'm taking this deal.
You got to go,
you got to go.
I'm sorry.
If it's Brandon and two first round picks,
come on.
I don't know how much I'd be excited about building around Brandon in here
was like building block though.
He's like 28.
He's not exactly a young guy anymore.
It's the two person on pigs that is that's kind of enticing.
Again.
Do you first John picks in the Pelicans
when they have Zion and Steph Curry?
He's 36.
Like, what do you mean?
We only get younger.
More good years out of him.
Zion ain't going to be playing when he's 29.
So like, you got a capitalized.
Oh my God.
I'm like, good.
That's hilarious.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
A bunch of deals.
Like the first time we have more deals
than we have no deals.
That's surprising.
It's so depressing.
Now, again, this is only if Steph Curry
request a trade.
Yeah.
If not, if not, I'm with Mo.
You better stay here.
You better sell these jerseys.
Exactly.
Simmy.
Night night, night, night, night, night.
All right, we had two more videos left before we get out of here.
Next thing, we're going to play the imposter game again.
Been a couple weeks since we did this.
fun series and I'll take the TikTok comments love it
you guys know how the video works
Nikiel is going to text three of us
I mean two of us a name of a player
the third person that doesn't get a text
will know they're the imposter
and the goal of this game is
for us to take turns
giving very vague descriptions of the player
until we can figure out who the imposter is
and whoever the imposter has to
pretend they know who it is and try to blend in
all right bet
yeah so give you
and Nikil a chance to send these texts out
this game is very fun
we have a habit of doing it too fast so we gotta take our time and really let it marinate
it should be good i guess the order can go me mo donovan that'll be the order of guessing
so you guys you guys know what's up two of us know the NBA player one of us doesn't we got to
figure out who the imposter is first off uh highly regarded draft pick
hmm okay let's keep it vague okay uh not a
million followers on
Instagram.
Okay.
Not a popular guy.
All right.
Loki that's kind of specific,
but I don't have time to look up to Instagram followers right now.
Good athlete.
Okay.
Nice.
He's an NBA player.
This is now skilled offensively.
Okay.
Nice.
Got a little back to him.
Okay.
He has a little bag.
I see.
I see.
facial hair
great that narrows it down for me
he got it he's every man
it's like five NBA players who don't
great it's not
Richard Jefferson fantastic
real hooper
interesting
interesting adjectives to describe him okay
impactful next to stars
Hmm. Okay. Impactful nexus stars. Good handle. You have to. If you're impactful next to stars, unless you're... Let me look at that.
Decent shooter.
Okay. Uh, that's all. Mo. I got my eye on. Let's cut the ties, bro. What do you guys?
I got two guns.
Which one of y'all want to get shot?
To the office scene?
Exactly.
Shot blocker.
Ooh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold, oh, wait.
Okay, no, no, I'm sorry.
I tripped out.
I thought it was most turned.
Oh, no.
Nope.
Okay, you said shot blocker.
Okay.
Um.
6 11
I think
okay
Donovan
hmm
high potential
all right y'all
mo let's vote
donovan's ass out of here
no one is everybody got to go you're ready to get tonight
put the hands up
what I say we stopped talking
we stopped talking about potential
with this guy like three years ago
don't even is the imposter
what I say fake as hell
what I say
Potential means nothing.
This guy has reached his potential.
How much better can this dude get, Donovan?
Do you want to try to save yourself?
He can get a lot better.
He can get a lot better.
So who's the name?
The guy.
So Donovan, are you the imposter?
Of course I am.
I got his ass.
This is Jared Jackson, Jr.
There we go.
I'll just do.
Nah, they're actually still in the ceiling.
I got round two
Nikiel sent us another round of names
we got one more in this
that was good
systemically eliminated his ass
he's a decent shooter I'm like
it's a pretty good shooter
yeah
I was worried we made that one too easy
that he would have caught on
no I thought you guys were
most at 611 I thought you guys
were talking about Evan Mowgli
that's not a bad guess
very similar players
okay
round two
Real simple, you guys understand.
We got the text right out.
Same order.
Me, Mo, Donovan.
Tough player.
Defense.
Pretty easy to assume when I say tough.
Exactly.
Nobody tough is bad at defense.
Never met a tough, non-good defensive player.
Who the hell is that?
Mid-shooter.
okay um 10 year vet
hmm long
okay long career
multiple teams
again another easy assumption most people do
let's go ahead and do it
multiple hairstyles
another easy assumption most people do
I can't say that long hair long hair
interesting
black
we're full of great assumptions today
we are yeah
breaded
what
a great assumption after great assumption
breaded
has at least
one family member
in the NBA
at some point
that is so specific
one family
member in the NBA
from an NBA
family
from an NBA family
okay
um
good wingspan
okay
okay
um
underrated
okay I got my eye on both of you
underrated don't you mean by that
I got my own both do one more round
I'm looking at both of you after that last round just now
uh what's a good way
well how do we know it's not Isaac
on a contender
I agree
I think he's a little I think he's kind of
stunned at us a little bit
on a contender
on a contender
Okay.
Reveal yourself.
Stocks merchant.
Stocks merchant.
Okay. Donovan, what's your next one? Think carefully.
Time out.
No, it's okay. You know what? I've mercy today. So I'm going.
oh you're not helping at all that didn't that didn't help me
eliminate you whatsoever let's go ahead and bring them guns out boys
i'm looking at mo i'm looking at mo too
mo i'm looking at you too
mo mo are you the imposter we're voting you i'm voting mo
i'm the imposter i'm the imposter
i knew it nobody's ever called drew holiday at stocks merchant
Not a day in their fucking lives
God damn it
Love it
That's the end of that
We got one more video before we get out of here
I love the imposter game
Next thing we're going to do
A new segment I want to try out
I'm going to give you guys
Two NBA players
And we're going to go category by category
And see which players better at each one
The categories are going to be passing
Shooting, finishing defense, and clutch
Okay
So you remember those old graphics from Jason Tatum's Ricky year where they had Tatum and Kuzma?
Oh my God.
And they get like four and a five to Kuzma.
We're basically going to do that.
Straight slobbing.
I love it.
Great slobbing.
Not me.
You know what I mean.
Which NBA player is better at each of these categories?
First off, we got Jason Tatum versus Kevin Durant.
All right.
So Kevin Durand is easily the better shooter.
Facts.
Got to give him that right at the board.
Everywhere, bro, for sure.
Defense, listen, Katie's about a great defensive year.
Still going Jason Tatum.
Easy.
Yeah, he has more of their reputation
consistently throughout his career, for sure.
And listen, Jason Tatum may love him some stepback threes,
still a better finisher than an old man, Kevin Durant.
At this point in his career, yeah, he has the finishing.
I would kind of give Kevin Durant the passing.
I don't know.
is are we that's close
it is no it is because they're not
they're both not like elite passes like that
yeah they're both good 6.5 out of 10
but I feel like Kevin the red
for his career it hasn't been great
but at low key has been underrated
like he can he can do some things
yeah it's developed it's not a week
it's developed for sure
he just kind of like his defense
where I got a lot better
late in his career okay
let's give Kevin the respect
yeah yeah let's give Katie the respect for passing
he's had a really good passing here
clutch
who we're going with
this
it's not a question
this is Kevin Doret
Or James should not go on Jason Tatum
Not at all
Not at all
Not to say
Jason Tatum isn't like a choker
But he certainly doesn't have
The most playoff moments
Outside of that one spinning layup
To finish the game
If Jason Tatum was actually clutch
The Celtics
We would feel good about picking the Celtics
To win the finals
Fact
It wouldn't be thinking at all
About no Nicole I'll tell you that
Yeah no
Jason Taylor's going to be texting Kobe
a little bit longer, bro, for him to be clutch.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen, no.
No, it's not.
We got clutch,
passing, finish, and shooting
go to Kevin Durant,
and then finishing a defense go to Jason Dayton.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Next player.
We got Anthony Edwards
versus Donovan Mitchell.
Off the bat.
Donovan Mitchell is the better shooter, for sure.
Yeah, for sure.
He's playing forward
Anthony Edwards is getting better
DeMitch is an elite shooter
DeMitch is a better passer
That one's easy
Yeah for sure
Defishing
Listen I know we love
Anthony Edwards dunks
DeMitch is not a bad
finisher himself
I'm a very underrated finisher
Also ridiculously athletic
This is hard
Guys Anthony Edwards
Dunk the guy into an injury
He has finished
We should give him
Finish it
But Donald Mitchell
Off the dunks alone, that's fine.
Posterizes alone, though.
I actually can't remember any.
I'm trying to think.
I feel like I remember seeing him do it,
but I can't remember on who.
I think he did this to someone on the Nets recently.
Don't care.
Don't care.
Take it.
We're finishing Anthony.
Let's do it, whatever.
Okay, okay.
Respect Mr. Dunk, man.
I get it.
Defense.
Ant has really improved this year.
Got to be him.
Anthony Edwards.
I think DeMitch's defense is overblown
as a huge weakness,
but Ant has been legitimately.
really good defensively.
Where do you go a clutch?
If you asked me two years ago,
I would have been like DeMitch as a demon in the playoffs.
A couple of years in a row of the demon staying at home.
Exactly.
But.
More of a fairy lately.
Has it had those moments though?
Kind of.
I mean, earlier in the season,
way earlier, the start of the season,
he fucking looked Jason Tate him in the eyes
and snatched the home game away from him.
But that was in November.
And we hold, and we hold on to that one game so tightly.
Like that, that made his whole season.
We might have to lean Deemich.
He did it in the, when the lights were the brightest.
He was going band for band with Yolkich and Jamal Murray.
Okay.
That was also four years ago.
Yeah, you're right.
That was four years ago.
We can go DeMitch, but I feel safe assuming Anthony Edwards is on the same level.
Who's hit a game winner more recently?
Whoever, I don't, I don't have the numbers off the top of my head,
but who's ever hit one more recently,
they have the clutch, G.
Listen, if I needed them to take the last shot of the game,
I'm going D. Mitch.
The shooting makes a difference.
I agree.
D. Mitch.
You clutch, boy.
All right, next step.
Luca Donchis versus Shea Gildes Alexander.
Top two point guards in the league.
Dang.
Listen, we don't have to do Shay like this stuff.
We don't have to do Shay like this.
Finishing?
You would want to go, Shea?
that's his thing, but Luca shoots like 75% at the rim.
He's kind of ridiculous.
It looks prettier when Shea does it, but, bro, Lucas is the answer.
He's just way...
Lucas shoots just as good as LeBron James at his prime at the rim.
It's got to be Luca.
Why do we set She up like this, man?
Yeah, bro, it's funny.
Shooting has to go to Luca, too.
It's kind of nasty.
Like, it's already to check off.
Finishing.
Already, Luke, we talked about that passing.
Luca might be one of the best passes we've ever seen in basketball history.
Yes, it's atomic bomb versus coughing, baby.
Yeah.
But defense, hey, Shay against defense.
You're giving that.
By a landslide, for sure.
Y'all smokes the defense category.
Y'all set me up to hate on black man.
I'm not doing it today.
I'm not doing it.
Shea, I stand with you.
We're not doing this today.
No more comparison.
She ain't do none.
He's been pretty clutched out his NBA career for sure.
Listen, I've seen Luca stares
on people in their eyes
and ripped their throats out
in the playoff setting.
He didn't win the games, but he hit big shots.
That is true.
All right, let's go, Luca, for clutch.
Damn, this looks so bad.
Next up.
I see who I'll stand.
This is for Stephen A. Smith
I'm trying to convince me that's
to head Luke SGA is the MVP.
You have to go.
Listen, you have to go there to make points
and work for Kendrick Perkins
It works for Stephen A.
Next time, we got
John Morant versus Jalen Brunson.
Shooting Jalen Brunson.
Easily.
Finishing.
I'll give Jai that.
I got that.
You said like,
go gift it to him.
Like, it's like it's not a fucking blowout.
Jada don't know how to pivot off of two feet.
What?
He doesn't know the fundamentals of inside the paint work.
John could jump over two Jalen Brunson's.
And missed a dunk.
Passing
Jaw
Definitely gets it
But it's not a huge margin
Jalen's definitely improved
He's improved for sure
But it goes to Joe
Yeah
The way John knows how to use
His finishing
To pass out a shooter's next level
What do we want to do a defense
Oh man this is
Coffin Baby versus Coffing Baby
This is terrible
It's kind of a wash
No I think
Probably Jailin sucks
Defensively
I think he'll be the person to tell you
I mean
The only reason why we say Jaws is because he could fucking send some shit to the moon once in a while.
Exactly.
That's a difference.
That's a difference.
Once in a while.
Yeah.
Neither one of them are defending the best player by any means.
At least Jock can make some place of his fucking verticality.
Yeah.
Now we're at clutch.
This is tough for here.
No, it is not.
Jalen Brunson is clutch.
This is not tough to me.
Jalen Brunson for sure earns the spot.
You don't think Joss clutch?
Jha.
Jah is.
Joss is.
He is clutch.
But it is, it is the same thing as with DeMitch and
Anthony Edwards, where if somebody has to make a shot, I'm going with Jalen Brunson.
The Knicks are good this year off the back of Jalen Brunson carrying them in leg game
situations and being clutch. J'all can do it, but the Knicks only succeed if Jalen does it
and he does it, time in and time out. Talk to him.
Damn, Jha. Simple. I tried to fight for you.
I agree, though. We respect Jailenl Brunson over here.
I agree.
All right, next matchup. We got Victor Women, Yombe.
versus DeMontis Sabonis.
It's going to be the fastest.
Shooting, where do we go?
Fassest should ever shooting.
Oh no, who is it?
Wemba Nama.
Finishing.
Oh, no, where do we go?
Wembe.
Wembe.
Passing.
Okay, Sabonis goes passing.
Don't care.
Overrated, Wemby.
Defense.
Wemby.
Clutch.
Wembe.
D.H.O. Merchant.
So defense is obviously Wemby.
We'll give passing to Sabonis.
Clutch.
Listen, Sabonis went into Denver and ripped the one seat out of the Nugget's hands.
You mean Wemby?
Clutch.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, did I say Sabonis?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Shit.
Listen, end of the season, Sabonis.
I keep saying Sabonis.
End of the season, Wemby marched into Denver and stole the one seat out of the Nuggets hands.
Now, listen, he needs to steal it for his team because his team sucks, but he made sure they didn't get it.
That was pretty clutch.
I'm giving it to Wembe.
What?
Subonis is not the one with the ball in his hands
At the end of the game
That is the era of Fox
It was very clutch
Subonis was one of the ones
Who literally put an end to the Warriors dynasty
No, that was Keone Ellis
and McGee Murray
You do want to do anything but give
Sabonis credit
Samonis did fine
But Keegan Murray ripped Clay Thompson's heart out
It was brutal
This is Wemby
So
So yeah listen
So bonus you can go ahead
Right
You can make your little D8
chose you'll your point your point five foot passes go ahead make them so your little
bounce passes go ahead next up Tyrese Halliburton versus Zion Williamson all right
this is hilarious shooting shooting is clear's cut Tyrese by a landslide finishing
by a Lance life Zion Williamson exactly passing by a landslide
By a landslide
Tyreezalbert
Defense
By a mild mudslide
Zion Williamson
Clutch
Not quite a landslide either way
We're not talking about
necessarily a great defender over here
Yeah
Clutch
I'm gonna go Tyrese
I mean listen
If we were going November Tyrese
Sure when he had his crazy run
As of late I don't know
Zahn was pretty clutch though
In that in that
Playing game
I get it, but that's recently biased, though.
Yeah.
What's Tyrese's?
Tiret's bias, nostalgia bias?
Tiretis has it several late game shots.
Okay.
It's hard because it's a stepback three merchant versus a rim running merchant.
Neither one are super diverse in the late game scenario.
This is tough, man.
But if I'm down to, I can get a step back three and go for.
for the win. Right. If I'm down three, step back three, tie the game. You can't get a
step back dunk. So I'm going to go with Tyree's. Step back done. And I'm going to take him for
clutch. Fuck it done. All right. Tyrese holliver and your clutch. The math is mathing. He goes
to Tyrese. You're right. Step back dunk. Step back dunks in fact do not exist. I think you win
this argument. It can't be done. And that is the end of this episode. If we're still, if people are
still here. What should they comment? Comment.
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There's all caps.
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