The Deep 3 Podcast - Every 2023 NBA Prediction We Got Right & WRONG! | Ep. 22
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So the NBA season is officially like 60% over with, which is wild.
It doesn't feel like it's nearly that much.
But I feel like at this point of the year, we should look back at our takes from earlier
in the season and talk about the things we're right about and the things we're wrong about.
Damn.
Let's do it.
Donovan, I know this is going to be hard for you.
You don't like to admit that you wrong.
Well, first of all, I'm not wrong a lot.
So that's one.
But the stuff I'm right about, the stuff that I'm right about, I'm extremely excited to like
just take my victory lap right now.
Yeah, that's really much it.
I remember some of those things.
I know you're going with that,
but I also remember some things you're wrong about,
so we'll get into all of that.
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fly you in let's get into it donovan what is the first thing you were right about
Okay, so listen, I've been saying it all year
And I know that I've been sounding like a hater
But this is truly just how I felt about this team
It's no, but I felt this way about the team coming into the year
And I've been sticking to this take because I wanted to be right
And it's kind of coming into fruition.
But I was I was 100% right when I said that the Hawks were going to be mid
And that they might not even make the playoffs
That they're going to be that I said that they were going to be a playing team
and that they might lose two games in the playing and not make the playoffs.
And that's been my- No, Mike, you said they will.
You said they will not make the playoffs?
That is also true.
But that has been my entire thing about the Hawks this year.
And if you look at them right now, they're 8th in the east.
They've lost two games in a row at the time of this recording.
They're a game under 500.
And Trey Young has taken a step back.
The fit between him and DeJante Murray in the back court just hasn't been as like
seamless offensively as you would like it to be like Atlanta thought they thought that they were
going to get something revolutionary they were like oh we have this they're like we have this great shooter
and now we have this great defender who's who's really longer and he can handle the ball as well
we're just going to kill people with our back court and it just hasn't happened they're really
really mid i'm happy that they're i'm happy that they're mid as a nix fan i am as a as a
You would still kick your ass at the end of the week.
As a Knicks fan who, listen, first off, Mo, shut up.
The Knicks are ahead of the Hawks right now.
But the Hawks, they're the definition of mid.
They're a game under 500 at the 8 seed.
And right now, I'm right about that.
And I really don't think that they're going to go on some crazy win streak to end the season.
So I'm checking that one off as a win for the entire season.
Listen, that would have been on my list as well
Because I agreed with you
I didn't go as far as to say
They won't wait to playoffs
But I was like
They're six to eight seat at best
They're gonna be mediocre
They said we have a really good small point guard
How do you compliment that?
Big point guard
And it just never made sense to me
So I'm with you
Well, why do you talk about this
Naturally I was wrong
This is the biggest thing that I was wrong about
I said they're going to be like a top four
C and I never said top three
I was never that outlandish
But I said top four
five seed they'd be buying in that spot with the cleveland cavaliers and
cavaliers are doing their fucking thing but the hawks haven't held up to their end of that
conversation so isaac you were right about both of you guys are right about what you said
when it comes to the hawks and why they would fail but when it comes to like in dispisit
like specific niche things that the alina that the lena hawks have going on which no one
just about no one knows what's going on with their organization from top down they're
fucked up. They're screwed up. And when it comes to on the court things, when it comes to
on the court things, it's our star point guard who's just having his basketball philosophy and
his basketball mind just might be like getting exposed. He doesn't, it seems like he's not
playing winning basketball this season. And something else that I want to say that you're
wrong about, Isaac, is that this man, Dejante Mary, he's holding up to his end. He's shooting
the best, he's having the best shooting year of his career. He's averaging the most points
per game that he's ever had in his career he's doing his
fucking thing let's talk about this but there's just something
specifically about his game that the hawks completely
missed on that's pretty vital
in terms of just like how you would imagine
a trey young like
peak tray young offense being ran
i will tell you can't tell you something mo can't tell you what the hawks miss
he's not a finisher he's not what you say yeah go ahead
here's what the hawks missed out on they
they were box school watching
when they saw exactly
that's what they were doing they looked at the box
fantasy basketball they saw a whole
bunch of really good numbers and they say he has to be amazing at basketball but they
but they did not take into account they didn't take into account fit at all and it's like if
if djante murray didn't need the ball in his hands if he was just a good defender and a good
shooter that would be the perfect person to put next to trey young right to get another shooter
to to to have another person in the back court who can who can overcome his um deficiencies on
defense but for de jante to be successful he has to be successful he has to be successful
in the same way that Tray Young has to be successful.
And so there's just, there's literally not, there's just not enough ball to go around.
And so like, yeah, for the stock, something has to give.
You mentioned that Dejante is having his best shooting season, that it's not his fault.
He's doing his end of the bargain.
That was never in question.
I don't think anybody thought Ajonte was going to come in and stink it up that he couldn't exist next to Tray.
The problem is, like Donovan said fit, but not even just that like they can't play with each other.
It's that they don't elevate each other at all and don't elevate those around them.
They don't have the ball.
so like sure you can plug in
jaunton murray on a trey young play
where trey young is doing his high pick and roll thing
playing normal tray young basketball
but for what they invested into him
asset wise you ideally want somebody
who makes people around him better
when he doesn't have the ball
and just fundamental things that tray can do
to make someone like de jonseranter
or not even de jonte but clenkapella
john collins and d'andre hunter and hunter better
is that simply fucking move around our offense
why when I watch TV you're out of my goddamn screen
it's fucking four on five right now
and you're out of the corner chilling damn there at the half point line
like what the fuck is going on at this point you know
little things like that and there's
nothing that makes the situation better
when we have a disgusting head coach who's never done
anything in his career other than make the Eastern
conference finals thanks to the fucking generational
town that I still think that try young is he's having a downsize
but regardless of the fact we all know
where we stand on him at the end of the day
and like him not playing a j griffin him having
jay johnson come off the bench and be a fucking p.J. Tucker s
Shooter, he's not a fucking shooter.
He's great entrenched and he's a good...
This is the most fuck for a minute I've ever heard.
It just makes it all screwed up, bro.
It's all screwed, bro.
Yeah.
It's all screwed.
But I was wrong.
Terribly wrong.
Duh.
I think we were talking too much about the offense.
The offense isn't even the biggest issue.
Like the 14th in offense, which isn't good enough.
It's an issue.
It's an issue.
But we're glossing over the other side of the ball,
which is just as important to talk about with this team.
Whenever they traded for Dejante,
everyone knew this was an elite offensive team
that needed help on defense, right?
There were 21st in defense last year, if I remember correctly, like 27th in rim defense,
which I pointed out when the trade happened that that rim defense is far more important
than their guard defense and said DeJante Murray is not going to fix that.
He's not out here blocking shots.
He's not really good bear.
And people like to argue with us in the comments and say that I was missing the point
because the rim defense was so bad because they had nobody that can stay in front of perimeter players
and that by getting Dejante who can strap up with the number one option,
that would help solve that along with Oneeca making a leap, which hasn't really happened.
but we're seeing there's a 20th defense again that just yeah like we said didn't fix the
issue at all yeah exactly and at that point in my mind it all falls back to the type of head
coach that they thought they were getting Nate McMillan you're fucking supposed to be a defensive
minding coach that's what you're known for you're not even doing it's yeah exactly if this is
what you're known for then fucking do it you can't even do what you're good at bro so at this point
why that's fair like why you're there we don't if you look at our roster we don't necessarily
have like a great defensive roster but for
our starting lineup and we put around
Trey Young, John Collins was a much improved
defender, DeAndre Hunter, he's known as a good
one-on-one defender and shit like that. And Klingapela
he's had a reputation, but I think he's hanging by the threads of his
reputation considering like his health and also
inconsistency around that end of floor. Like
there's a whole lot of question marks.
Yeah. I mean, there's a lot, there's a lot
of question marks because the Hawks,
listen, the Hawks
overall got tricked by
Ben Simmons. If Ben Simmons goes up, if, like,
If Bentham's goes up for that dunk and the Sixers end up winning that series and the Hawks, you know, if they bounce out in the second round, rather than going to the Eastern Conference finals and thinking that they're a piece away from making that kind of run again from being a finals contender, being a player in the Eastern Conference for like years to come, then I don't think that they, you know, make a move with the draft capital that they did for DeJante Merck.
Like this is still very much a building, they're not a rebuilding team, but they are a building team and they're
There's a lot of steps.
Yeah, there's a lot of steps that they needed to do.
They think they're rebuilding team.
I think they think they should win it all.
Exactly.
They think that.
They are clearly not built for that.
And so, like, with Moe,
Moe doesn't like Nate McMillan.
I'm also, of the opinion,
McMillan should go.
I think this is,
because now this is two years
where they have-
somebody else should go too, though.
He should.
A lot of people should go.
We got to shake some shit up,
not just Nate McMillan.
It's not just his fault.
They need to make a major,
move but they just traded away all of the draft capital for the next you know a few years for
jaunte so damn which is why john collins though is in the trade block because that's the only way they
improve for years to come at least at least one more i'm looking at their numbers real quick
so the biggest glaring flaw i see in their defense is their room frequency is insanely high
37% of the shots they give up is at the rim it's 28th in the NBA bro and what that sounds like
is that they still don't have good perimeter defenders that stop people from getting to the rim
Dejante is not prime kauai i don't know what people expect it he's not going to come in and
plug all these holes what dejante is great at is fucking deflecting with them big ass long alien
arms that he has he's great he's a great disruptor and i'll overall i would say like defensively
it's been up and down for him this season it's way it's not we expected as hawks fans or
i expected as a hawk fan and when it comes to just like having everyone on the same page
and having a fucking plan because right now looks like nat's like all right y'all
I'll always ball out and let me know when you need a time out.
That's what the top of basketball that it looks like.
I can't tell you what the fuck our scheme is on defensively whatsoever.
I can't tell you what we like to do or don't like to do, bro.
Neither can I honestly.
That's a great reference.
I'm pretty good at understanding teams, X's and those philosophies.
I don't know what type of defense they run honestly.
Like maybe it's just me not watching the fox.
I could not tell you what their plan is and what the flaw is.
I just feel like I'm watching a very regular team that doesn't do anything X's nose-wise.
That should inspire you.
Without Trey Young, we let the Portland Trobladers,
who are a great team with offensive firepower.
I'm not sure where they rank in the NBA in terms of, yeah.
We're going to talk about the Blazers.
Hold on to that.
I don't know where they rank, but without Trey Young,
you would assume that the Hawks, okay, we only got Trey,
we don't lock down and they're not going to score over like 110 points.
They fucking dropped like 130 on us, bro.
What the fuck?
What am I watching?
So at that point, you can't even bitch on Trey Young.
How many fucks Moe has said during this hawk segment?
It's got to be in these 30.
He's been against him monetized.
Yeah.
Why didn't any of y'all check me until now?
I'm going to joke about it earlier.
It's so funny because any time you talk about the hawks,
that ends up being like our longest segment of the episode.
Yeah.
We'll just get going.
He gets into the back.
I'm with that.
Keep going.
Cook.
I'm going to let you cook.
Rent about this team.
I'm glad we'll talk about them first.
The hawks are burnt.
There's nothing to cook right now.
All right.
I'm fried.
All right.
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another team. Let's talk about a team that I was right about. Okay. The Brooklyn Nets are good.
When we came into the season, I think Donovan was high on them. I was high on them. I don't know
where you were, Mo, I think you're somewhere between.
Okay, you were high too.
I think I predicted they'd be the third seed.
And we had a video where he talked about
which teams are most likely to make the finals.
And I was like, listen, the nets have a very low floor
if this Kyrie shit explode,
the Kevin Durant requests a trade.
But if things work out well,
you see an elite team there.
And, you know, after the first month of the season,
we were like, oh, fuck, you're wrong as shit.
They're horrible.
Both things happen this year.
They imploded and then they came back together
and now they're actually a good team
It's the weirdest thing
I've ever seen watching basketball.
It's crazy.
Gotta be the most remarkable
in season turnaround that we've seen in recent years.
They've kind of fallen off a little bit now
because Katie got hurt,
but you can't really blame for that.
When Katie was healthy
and they were cooking under Jacques Vaugh
after they fired Steve Nash,
you saw exactly what we predicted,
and I'm going to take the dub on that.
When they're healthy,
this team is legitimately great.
You don't see exactly what you predicted.
You didn't predict Nick Claxon
to be fucking damn near
playing defensive player
of the year type basketball.
You didn't expect fucking
Ben Simmons to be had to have the same talent level as Omir Asik, all right?
Listen, listen, listen, irrelevant.
They're a good team, that's all I said.
I said they'd be a third seat.
I think they're in a third seat right now.
So I'm not taking it.
It's in a weird, twisted way where they found success.
It's not what you envision at all, but it's still beautiful.
So Claxen has basically just been the defensive stopper that I thought Ben could be
if he got back into Prime Ben.
So listen, the avenue for which we got there was kind of a wash.
Yeah, I mean, basically that was right.
I mean, I'm going to take that around.
Yeah, no.
I think we've talked at length about them being a disaster early in the year.
We talked a little bit about them since they turned it around.
But just the way that they're able to deploy these lineups that has tons of shooting
and tons of wing versatility with Yuduadanabe, T.J. Warren, obviously, Kevin Durant, Royce O'Neill.
It's just such a well-oiled machine on offense, such a modern basketball team with the size and so versatile.
It's been everything we could hope for.
Exactly.
And when they go ahead, this is a wild prediction, but when they go ahead and either trade for
Seth Curry or Joe Harris in return for Nas Reid and get an actual offensive center who's
a threat, bro, it's going to be, it's going to be different.
It's going to be nasty.
It's going to be nasty.
Interesting.
They have pieces, they have pieces, and they're not done moving pieces around.
I guess he knows.
Yeah, Nasreed is fucking nice.
I'm a big Nazaree guy.
If Nasrude gets a starting spot on a rebuilding team, if you put him on the piss-ins or
whatever, they don't need to be more.
to draft Duren, but if he gets a spot where he plays 30 minutes a game,
he could be like sub-all-star really good level player.
Like, he's so underrated.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's interesting.
Why does everybody want to trade Joe Harris?
I think Joe Harris is good.
Every Nets fan wants him out of there.
Is it just like an avenue to get better thing?
I guess simply because he's limited, out of their both two sharpshooters, he's the most
limited in my mind.
Over Seth Curry.
They're both ass on defense.
No, he's not.
He's a fine defender.
He's better defensive than Seth Curry.
I won't say fine defender he's bigger but he was good defender last year since he came back from injury
I feel like he's probably been a little slower but that's that he's not a bad defender that's probably what it is
he had a lot of like ups and downs and his recovery from from that from that injury and so I bet to a lot of
next fans are probably just over it and they're just like listen get get healthy so we can send you
it and so we can send you anywhere else to actually get somebody who can come in and play consistently
no facts that'd be kind of cool
I mean who says no
me why
I don't want him on my team
I got AJ Griffin I'm good
Listen if they
What
Now they're here nor there
But I think
The hawks should be interested
In a sharpshooter
The hawk should want a shooter
I'll say that
We just need to play our fucking rookie
That's all we need to do
God
That's funny
Was anybody here
So none of us were down on the nets right
So I think actually not I think about it
What I should have done
Is watch our predictions
this podcast so like we could be on the money with these type of things i remember i believe now i think
about it i was lower on the nets and i think i had them around the seventh you did or 60 or something
i want to say you had the hawks right above them yeah i saw the vision yeah i saw like i think
i think i said best case scenario they would end up as like the two seed and then worst case
scenario they would miss the playoffs so i mean
listen again they did i don't think we've ever even boston even boston
turn around last year from being mid to being one of, you know, the best teams to being, yeah,
to being one of the best teams in the league, we've never seen anybody make this turn around.
It's the same reason why I have Jacques Vaughn as my coach of the years just because he came
in and turned everything around and they actually looked like a competent basketball team.
And if there's any, if there's any reason for anybody to be like, you know what, we should
stop being so mean to Kevin Durand on Twitter.
It's because he tried to get Steve Nash out of it.
He tried to warn us all summer long, and he tried to tell us, Steve Nash can't coach basketball.
He doesn't know what he's doing.
And we saw that for the first half of the season.
There's no footwork.
He can't commit a move to memory.
Exactly.
And so, listen, shout out Jack Bond, shout out, shout out the Nets, especially because
they're not just doing it on offense.
It's because Claxton's holding them down on defense.
Shout on that, Claxon, man.
Right?
And they're actually doing it on both ends of the floor.
They're, right now I'm looking at the numbers.
It's their 10th in defensive rating on the season.
Crazy with the personnel they have.
That's really, really freaking good.
So shout out Brooklyn.
And without Ben Simmons being good at basketball, like at all.
Jesus.
God, man.
Shout out of Brooklyn, man.
Mo, what is one thing you're right about?
One thing I'll write about are the Sacramento Kings.
I remember one thing that I hold to my heart is like, yo, I was typing up the Kings like crazy.
I was the one believer, bro.
I was the one true believer before they even start.
the whole beam town team
or whatever the fuck they did bro
just beam team
yeah for you're you're obsessed with
you're obsessed with deer and fox
so you're speaking to existence
I'm not obsessed with deer and fox
I just like the sacchargingoamunch
you're just like the Fox much
that's crazy
relax
relax
all right before this tomfoolery
was out of your mouth
I was talking about what
what gravitates me towards
the sacramid kings
is your fucking fan base
and how deep they are
And in regards of how trash they are, bro, they show every game.
And they've always had one of the strongest supporting base in my mind for absolutely no reason, bro.
And with the pieces that they've put together, the Malik, amongst of the world, the Kevin Herders,
I knew Kika Murray is going to be nice.
And I thought he was going to fit perfectly alongside DeMontas, a bonus.
And they got Terrence Davis and Davian.
They're just a, I won't say a deep team, but they got bodies on that team.
They're pretty solid deep team.
And with, I forgot, I forgot their head coach's name came from the word.
Mike Brown.
I feel like an idiot.
Yeah, with Mike Brown coming in fresh off the warrior system
and having another chance of being a head coach,
I'm like something could definitely be brewing.
They are going to be cooking this season,
not defensively because I don't really have any bodies for that,
but offensively, goddamn, they're gas.
And I don't know what they are offensively,
but also they for sure been top.
They are number one, technically two,
but they're point two behind the nuggets.
They're tied for one, essentially.
And those two teams are like by far number one.
They're a full point above three, four, five.
Which somehow the Utah Jazz
is the third best offensive rating in the NBA right now?
What the fuck?
When did that happen?
Who let that happen?
I don't know, but shout out Larry Markman.
But anyways, yeah, the Kings have been teetering
with first and second offense all year.
Earlier in the season, I was like, all right, it's cute.
We'll see what happens.
They're just legitimately extremely good.
DeMontesabonis is an all-star.
De' Aaron Fox is on the cusp.
If there's enough alternates, he might make it.
Kevin Herder is that fucking guy.
He is one of the best shooters in the NBA.
and a legitimately talented offensive player
beyond just the shooting
He can listen as someone who drafted Keegan Murray
in fantasy and promptly dropped him
because he hasn't been doing anything
I'm a little bit disappointed by him
because we all thought he'd come in and fuck shit up right away
But he's contributing to a solid team
We can't be mad at it
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, there's a good team
I'll take the L on this one
Because I thought
And this is this would be my first one
But I thought that the kings were going to be trash
And we were talking
We were talking about them early on in the season
thought they were going to miss the playoffs i thought they were going to be closer to like
the 13th C potentially
13 yeah you're you're a wilding i was i was very very low on on the kings i didn't have a lot
of faith in mike brown coming over uh based on his his previous since i didn't think that
the defense would be there which technically it hasn't really been there this year but they've
just been able to be incredibly efficient on offense yeah so but i was wrong about them
I admit it now, I admitted it a couple weeks ago
I am officially being team
I'm rooting for Sacramento
This is the craziest switch up in history
No it really is
I'm rooting for Sacramento
Like I want good things to happen for the Kings
Yeah
I have both the Air Fox
And so bonus as all stars this year
Like the third seed
The third seed
In the West
I think it was a great assault
Because you know how volatile that is
But yeah they're in the mix
Which is amazing
Listen 60%
And again by the time
The Allstar game comes
Which is extremely late
but that's that's crazy that's crazy that they're not even like in play and talk they're in
they're in top six yeah they're they're they're in honkwood advantage talk right now it's crazy
they have one more win than the nine seats like the we got to take the seating right now with
the grain of salt because the defense the west is so insanely tight but again you got to give them
their credit right yeah if you were to tell anyone before the season started like yo the
sacramento kings are going to be the top three seed in the in the western conference book that
shit you would have looked at them and handed them like
yo you would have handed them like a drug house
a fucking drug house ticket to call that number
and check yourself in because something is not right with you bro
that's crazy as hell you don't thought the NBA
something disastrous had to happen and half the teams
just fucking ran to diabolical injuries but no
they're just like that simply good side note the Knicks and
Lakers are currently battling I'm watching my other screen
when you guys are talking it's a close-house game really
four minutes left Lakers are up by two
is LeBron who's going to break the record?
He has 117.
Yeah, he scored 118 points tonight.
That was such a funny tweet.
Free, I don't know, Legion Hoops tweeted.
LeBron is 117 points away from breaking the record.
Will he hit it tonight?
It went viral because they baited everybody
and they're being mad.
It was so funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The keys of them.
I think my biggest takeaway is,
one, it's time to talk about Kevin Herger
is one of the best role players in the NBA.
He's like truly an incredibly impactful offensive player.
He does way more than just shooting, like I said.
And secondly,
seeing DeMonte Sabonis be freed from playing with another center
and really be able to eat and be this mini-yokish hub of an offense
incredible there was earlier there was a point like a couple weeks ago
where he had 10 assists in three straight games
like this guy's a legitimately extremely good passer
and even though he has his defensive deficiencies
the things he can do on offense make him so much better of a player
than I ever thought he would be he needs all the flowers facts
yeah yeah so much more room to breathe
and now that he doesn't have another big body in the fucking
paint like the vision is just otherworldly now and honestly when we talk about the best
passes in NBA I don't know why I almost never hear DeMontas abonis mentioned okay
one of the blacks because he's not like one of the better past he's not one of the best
passes in the NBA one of the better of first for Biggs absolutely bigs absolutely
and he is a legitimately good playmaker I see your point but yeah he's yeah he's incredibly
impactful with the playmaker I love that he's going to be an all-star again yeah
deserved it bro shut out Donovan we talked about
We all thought about one thing we were right about.
What's one thing you were wrong about, Donovan?
Okay.
On top of the Kings being trash.
I thought that the Miami Heat were going to be closer to the top of the Eastern Conference
rather than the bottom.
And they are also, they're also mid in terms of like, in terms of, like, in terms of.
They are, they are.
But the heat, I thought we're going to be able to have just enough offense to put them in the top.
for and I was giving them that respect just because it seems like it seems like we look up
every single year and Miami's just good and we we get to this point in the season and after
everybody's been hurt and they start bringing in guys from the G league we just look up and we're like
oh snap like Miami's in Miami's the one team Miami's the two seed and they just figure it out
and I thought that was going to happen this year it hasn't defensively they are they're just
as good as they were last year in terms of like
ranking among the league the top five in defense right now the offense which is already a problem
last year has completely fallen off a cliff right so last year in points per possession
yeah in points per possession they were 11th in the league this year they are 25th per
per clean in the glass what a fall off they are trash on that end of the floor and i know that
jimmy butler's been in and out i know that they've had a lot of lot of injuries but yeah that's what
it is. They just haven't been able to get that spark. I also thought that Kyle Lowry was
going to have a really, really good year. And while he's been, well, he's been better in some cases,
he's wooled and he looks like shit. He's a shell of himself. He's barely, he's putting it on to
40% from the field right now, bro. He is washed. I'm trying to cap for, I'm trying to cap for Kyle
because I really want that. Let's not. I really wanted that to work out. That's the old man
that I'll defend him, him and Eudonis has him. But,
They just haven't been good on offense.
And it's just led to them falling in the standings.
And so now they're going to be fighting for playing, play, you know, like not being in the
play and they're in the six seed right now.
They're going to try to stay out of there.
So, yeah, I thought Miami was going to be much better than what they were.
So I was wrong with you in that I predicted that be a pretty high seed, but I didn't believe
it.
Every year, I'm like, yeah.
People call me in the comments a lot of Miami hater because I guess I kind of am a little
bit. I'm always, every time we talk about Jimmy Butler, I'm like, yeah, I think I'm a little lower
than the rest of y'all. And just in general, I never have anything good to say about Miami.
Every year, I'm like, I just don't see it. Their average team, but like you said, we look up
and they're the fucking one seed. So I was like, I'm not going to be fooled wrong again. I'll put
them as a three seat. They're got to make it somehow. I didn't believe it. I was like, this team is
mid. They don't have a power forward. I don't believe in Caleb Martin as you're starting power
forward. I was right, but I wasn't brave enough to say it, so I was wrong. Yeah, exactly. I
feel like whenever at least the three of us i was right up there with y'all i i didn't like
believe in them 110 percent but i was the main one in that conversation driving like you have
to respect this team because they were literally one game away from the NBA finals last year
and this team is slightly different because they're just different pieces and there's just so many
i feel like there's so many more randoms now who i've never heard before in my life or seen before
in my life that's on the roster where we're getting quality minutes which kind of throws me off
and it's a part of the reason why they're just not that good anymore this season.
But, like, they're Miami.
You have to respect them.
And I feel like a lot of NBA fans just tend to gloss over them because they're not the
flashiest team.
They have, like, the same remedy and formula going on waiting for Bam to go ahead, pick
up ahead of steam, you know, and they...
BAM's been great.
Unfortunately, yeah, BAM's been a solidified All-Star.
Bam held the fort down when Jimmy Butler was hurt and did his thing.
I think you talked about it last episode, or the episode before that, he's finally
averaging 20 points per game, doing his thing.
shout out bam he's the one bright spot
and jimmy's been good but he's always
as always jimmy butler just misses games all the time
and no one talks about it
yeah exactly so
Jimmy bull is just irrelevant in the regular season
it feels like and when it's a playoff it's like okay now
it's for real watching my meat no one's really watching them
on a regular season bro at least I'm not
you know tell me you don't watch heywood high smith
basketball that doesn't excite you
a healthy dose of Victor World de Depot
for 710 minutes this season
that's disgusting man
yeah yeah
then the thing is though we're saying all this they're healthy now and they're looking
decent they're back up to the six seed and they were like 11 earlier in the year so
maybe we're gonna see the 16th year right now and there are four wins behind the three
seed maybe we'll look up and they'll be the five seed again maybe four seed they're
definitely trotting along bro you really can't write them off they're sliding a little bit
I see the calves sliding down just a little bit because of injuries and whatnot or whatever
and Miami we'll talk about the calves a little bit yeah we'll go and talk about the calves
a little bit, but the Miami, they're doing
anything. You know, let's talk about the cabs now. It's my turn. One thing I was
right about, the calves are fantastic.
Early in the year, this is
another thing I flamed in the comments for in the off season.
I said, we're talking about grading teams as contenders.
I gave the calves an A-minus.
I was like, there is a ceiling here where they will be
one of the very best teams in the East.
Donald and Mitchell will come in, clicking on all cylinders,
finally freed from the shackles of Rudy Gaubert,
and they will be off with the best
small back court and the best big front court.
It'll combine to be beautiful basketball.
that's largely been the case
they're technically the Ficey right now I think
but the top four are so bunched up that like
they're in that stratosphere
they have the same amount of wins as the 76ers
I think we can call them a tier one
East team
no
okay besides the hater who was on the opposite
in the conversation not too
no you're right you're right you're right you're right
the Celtics are tier one by themselves they're tier two
they're in there with the sixers the nets the bucks
no they're not
they're not in there with the bucks
they are when healthy they are when healthy they are
yeah that's well duh i'm not talking about them when they're missing no no i'm not i'm not i'm not
talking to you i'm talking to moe i'm talking to when health when healthy the calves are tier two
like they're they're there they're as good as anybody in the east when everybody's there
see this is where we're at because for for background for because we had no way love a lot of new
viewers when we said this original conversation i said they'd be one of the best teams in the east
actually i think the verbiage i use is they'd be closer to the best teams in the east and they would
to play in team. Mo thought that they have potential but potential for next year is the wording
he used that it would take some time to gel and next year we see them be good. So obviously they're
better than you expected. Why is that? Yeah. So they're they're better than I expected because
Donald Donovan Mitchell is just simply him. I think a lot of people just forget just how goddamn
good. A hundred percent. And like how great of a star player he is. He's absolutely insane,
bro. He is insane. But a part of the reason why I didn't think they're going to go ahead and like
Be as dominant the way you were talking about you were talking like they're going to be a two three seed and just like and there would be a gap and they would for sure be tier one with the Boston cells
That those are those are the vibes that I was getting from you damn you're and in my I'll stand by like they are dude they're fuck they're four they're the fifth seed right now like I
I thought one less win in the three seed and two less wins in the two seed it's so what I said what I was not wrong what I would I admit it do be like that sometimes like that like the one game I don't give a shit about the one game
listen the one game difference the two game difference
well I seem small a lot of times
that's the difference between great teams
and just good teams it's the small
it's the difference in healthy teams and non-healthy teams
that's the difference it's the small margins I understand
I understand what Mo's coming from
I disagree but I understand
I just simply don't see envision them in the same
light as the Milwaukee Bucks and the Boston Celties
because they're all solidified and they have
pieces and they know what their pieces are going to
do and they have no kinks nor holes they're fluid as fuck and after the cleveland
cavaliers they are the same thing but they have a kink they have a couple of kinks
how they not how the bucks don't have kinks this year do you think the bucks don't have
well of course they have a few kinks but at the end of the day in a playout series you're taking
the bucks over the cleveland cavaliers i don't you have to ask you yeah because i thought
the bucks would be a two seed and the calves be a three seats so i'm with you yeah exactly
again that's not the point the point could you see a world where the hawks with the calves
are in the Eastern Conference Finals,
would that shock you?
Would that shock me?
I would say yes and no,
because it's like,
like, I'm not going to say that there.
I can't get behind that one.
My thing is, like, they're good,
but they're not like runaway good
and there's not a humongous gap.
Nobody in the East is,
unless you want to be on the Celtic side,
nobody in the East is runaway good.
That's the point.
Is there just as good as these teams,
the nets, their flaw?
While Nick Claxton has been great,
We'll see how the defense holds off in playoffs.
Kevin Durant's never healthy.
Ben Simmons is scared of basketball.
The 76 years have James Hardin.
The Bucks can't make shots this year.
Everybody has a kink, and the calves have much of a chance.
Hey, listen, my pick, though, from Milwaukee, they've won four in a row.
They're coming on.
They are.
They're doing some things.
Yeah.
I just simply think that they're going to have to go through it.
Like, every squad in the history of the NBA, they're going to have to go through one
playoff series that really test their gangs and how real they are.
and I think the next season is when I'm going to be like that boys can win the finals not the
finals the finals I'm going to hold off on that take that you had and apply to them next year just not now
I want to see what I think of Corro is going to be about what the fuck is caroliver going to be about
type of shit like that or they're replacing for you question for you mo let's say right so
everything plays out right now let's say the playoffs started today Cleveland they play the nets in the
first round are you taking the calves or the nets in that series is kevin durand healthy healthy
Healthy KD
I would take the I would take
A healthy
Nets in like seven
It'll be tough
It's a toss-ups
Damn near a toss-up
Okay
Let's say
Let's say Cleveland advances past that
They play the one seat
They play
They play Boston
They get that ass bounced
In what
In five games
In nine
In like six
Give them respect six
I have
Okay I'm very confused
On your point right now
Because now
Because like either they take
So either they take a team
To seven games
games like they either take him into seven games or the the best team that's a whole tier
above them has to fight through six games to beat them but like they're not that good the
nets are weird in the equation if you're to tell me like the team like the Philadelphia 76 or
some of that just feels a little bit more for sure James Hardin's James Hardin I understand that but
like I trust them a little bit more in the playoffs and the Brooklyn Nets because they're just
ups and downs I don't fuck with the ups and downs but in general I feel like the team
Is there?
There's just certain things that I need to see proven to prove to me that you're there.
And it's not there yet.
I feel you.
It's a lack of vibes in Cleveland.
Yeah, exactly.
I just need to prove it to me that you're there.
On paper, you look, they have one of my favorite rosters, roster constructions in the NBA.
Probably, like, easily one of my three favorites, bro.
Fun as hell.
They're damn near indestructible in my mind.
Well, if they were indestructible, you wouldn't think they're tier three.
so let's not go too far
but yeah I got you
it's not crazy
this is semantics
I think they're
Tier 2
you think they're tier 3
who's to say
what these tiers even mean
it's to you're own
either way
the calves are really good
and part of my prediction
was me saying also
that Donovan Mitchell
has weirdly become
the most underrated player
in the NBA
because after the playoff meltdown
everyone was like
oh he sucks
you can't play defense
is a one way player
people were talking about him
like they're talking about
Trey Young now
and I was like
what the
the fuck are y'all talking about donovan mitchell is fantastic the jazz just had fatal flaws like
so i'll add that into there something i was right about dmitch is absolutely him yeah take
your take your w about that i i can't believe that some of the discourse that was talked about
when it comes to donovan mitchell you're right they're you hit it on the money they're giving
him the trey young treatment currently right now just hilarious yeah oh ad just three seconds left
anthony davis just got a charge driving to the rim it's a tie game at three seconds left
They call the charge in AD.
I hate the charge.
We need to take that out of basketball.
Brunson drew a charge, bro.
We need to take the charge out of basketball.
That is a terrible, terrible.
It's not a basketball play.
They threw two bodies in him and he got a charge.
It's so awful.
Just a random side note.
You run to the spot and you don't try to.
And you don't try to play any type of defense.
You just try to stand there and get hit.
Jump up.
Let's actually be basketball players.
Let's try to defend the shot.
The charge is terrible.
If the challenge is going to get reversed, Jalen was outside the restricted zone, and he hadn't even stopped yet.
Side notes.
One of the most disgusting things that I've ever seen in my entire life is someone in a in real life basketball pickup game tried to take a charge.
What is wrong with you?
Ners.
Took a charge?
Take a charge at 24?
At L.A. fitness?
Nah.
I can't do it.
Yeah, no.
Who's respect to that?
What's one thing you were right about?
Yeah.
So, one thing that I was right about.
was the Indiana Pacers I felt like that they yeah so this is me giving my
followers to Tyrese Halliburton you know love it there's not a humongous one I
feel like this was kind of obvious but seeing Tyler's giving Tyrese Halliburton all
that spacing in my mind like I felt in knowing the type of player that he was in
the type of player that he wasn't allowed to be when he was in Sacramento I didn't
think that he was i didn't i didn't think that he was going to be able to you know
fuck i think i'm fucking on my words tyris halberton with freedom and somewhat respectable
shooters being around him and also fucking bed in a mather and coming out of fucking nowhere
and being the flamethrower where that he is still doing it is beautiful to see and i was right
about the indiana pacers but i was a counter on the screen oh my god yeah you're right
a hundred percent the pacers were really good when tyrese was healthy because he's in
incredible and Miles Turner freed from DeMontes Sabonis was eating as well they were a
legitimately good team and you definitely if you called that I don't remember what you thought said
about them if you were thinking they're going to be good shout out to you because they're
fantastic I thought they're going to be straight not as good but I knew that they were going to do
something once Tyrese got hurt they fell off a cliff so that should tell you his all-star can
is here right there shout out to you I for real thought they were going to be tanking for
wendy this year I thought I thought I thought it was going to be Tyrese and women yama next year
Listen, I thought Buddy Healed and Miles Turner would be Lakers by now.
So I wasn't even thinking about the Pacers as a competitive entity.
Yeah.
I wasn't even thinking about them as a, they were a social construct.
They were just a team that was there to supply the Russell Westbrook sweepstakes.
Facts.
Yeah, they've been good.
2K do.
Yeah, Tyrese is absolutely him.
Yeah, so.
I want to say something I was wrong about it real quick.
Okay.
I want to hear it.
I thought the Warriors were going to win the finals.
Oh, no.
I don't know what you thought I was going back to say, but I thought the Warriors are going back to back.
I thought they would be, maybe the best team in the West again, be fantastic.
The young guys would take a step, hopefully.
We saw something from Camunga last year.
We thought he would see a little bit more.
We saw Moses Moody lie at the G League, be too good to play for that competition.
So we thought maybe he'd be decent in the NBA now.
He could be a rotation player, but they don't play them.
I thought James Wise wouldn't do them something.
He's in the G League.
I think all of us underrated the loss of Gary Payton and Autoporter,
because, like, how could we not?
It's just Gary Payton and Autoporter.
but that team is not the same
yeah but regards I think they would have been
a little bit worse because neither of them played this season
Gary Payne just started playing recently
but um like the Warriors
they just won like two back to back road games
of the first time this season or like 50 games into the season
which is kind of crazy to say ridiculous
but uh and also they have a little
like an inch of breathing room now in the Western
conference I think they're like a top five seat or something
something like that so you never know
this year so fast they're 10th a day ago
they're so
right so right now the words are fifth
but they are tied
with the sons in terms of games
back of the one scene we need to ignore
the standings for now yesterday the Timberwolves
were the six seed and I saw Timberwolves fans gloating
about it that the validate in the
Rudy Gobert trade by the way
the Lakers game just went to overtime
the Knicks missed the shot with the game on the line
okay
but yeah the Warriors aren't them
yeah I had that
I had that down as well I thought that the words were going to be
elite. They are not. They had that really weird stretch where they couldn't win anything on the
road, but they listen. The first 40 games of the year? Exactly. Listen, they've won, they've won three
in a row though. Steph Curry's back. So maybe they're only two and a half games behind
Sacramento for the three seat. Like they might be able to get up to three and they might be able
to do something in the playoffs. Like, and when I say do something, I mean a Western Conference
finals appearance like they might be able to they might be able to play for finals appearance again and
i don't think i would be shocked i'm ready for the warriors grisley's playoff series though i that's come
that's coming this year and we we need that and that's going to be super fun but yeah they're they're
they're not this they're not this juggernaut that's you know that's rolling through everybody
yeah partially it's been because step curry's been hurt but even before then they were looking
garbage because when curry was on the court they're starting five really good as always
But when Curry left the bench, zero playmaking, zero defense outside of Looney and Dremont,
Jordan Poole was looking like a shell of what you'd want him to be.
I think he's been better as of late.
You've covered a little bit looking more like Jordan Poole.
But still wasn't taking a star step that some people were thinking he was going to be because of his playoff performance.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Like you said, the West is so close and you don't ever want to see the Warriors veterans in the playoffs.
So they have a puncher chance, I suppose.
But I think we're all at this point.
Yeah.
Andrew Wigs is healthy too now. as well.
True. That was a big part of it.
They were missing him.
which was underrated in the conversation.
Yeah, so maybe this is the time
that we go ahead and see the turn for the Warriors
and now that they finally got
one of the biggest
elephants in the room about their
how they perform on the road out of the way.
They went two in a row.
Whippy, they're still fucking trash,
but still two in a row is better than
0 and 2 recently.
So this could be the turning point.
Yeah, hopefully.
The next few weeks are going to be big for them.
Donovan, what is something you were wrong about?
That I was wrong about.
Oh, I just said it, that the wars, that the words would be an elite.
Tell us another thing.
Yeah.
That is the, my three things that I was wrong about were the wars being elite, the kings being
trash, and that Miami was closer to the top.
We've hit your whole list.
Yeah.
Mo, what were you wrong about?
Oh, I was definitely wrong about the Boston Celtics.
I think we covered it in one of our recent videos.
I thought they were going to like be a six, seven seed and just go through this weird
ass lump because of all the.
That's so wild.
Why did you think that?
that organized bro robert williams is hurt they have to go ahead and they're in one of the nastiest
controversies in the NBA that we've seen in the last like six seven years and they bring on
an assistant coach who not many of us knew about or knew too much about whatsoever and nobody knew
about jomasulu we can say that yeah exactly so they're just like those are three major things
that are going on within this organization and then on top of that there's extra like random-ass
drama that drags other people into it as well that doesn't easily be discussed but because it's
because i heard these type of things i don't know why i assumed that the nets will be better or
anything like that but seeing how they just like pick took the left the mark that they left off of
and excelled in my mind they're performing much better than they were last season because
individually jeline brown jason family got better margaret smart playing smarter basketball
and one of their biggest key additions that I gloated about,
but yet I, like, still, I underrated them like, shit.
Malcolm Brogden, he's fucking fire.
He might be the sixth man of the year.
It's him and Westbrook that people are arguing about right now.
Roggey should win it.
Russ is going to win it, and it's going to be a travesty
because he's actively hurting his team, but, you know, he's going to win it.
Yeah, you're right.
100%.
The Celtics have been a pleasant surprise.
I guess, like, I marked that's something I was right about
because I think I had them as the one seed.
Yeah.
and I said Joe Mazzula might win coach of the year
because people are going to be surprised
that they don't lose a step
even amongst all the controversy
I didn't know shit about Joe Mazzula
I'm not going to pretend that I was like
oh I thought he would raise their offensive efficiency
by two points because he'd implement more three points
per 200 possessions I know all that
but because he was on Yudoka's staff
and part of that thing
I just assumed that all the learnings
I took from the second half of last year would just continue
and they'd continue to do the same thing
as a wild machine
it's basically what we've seen right
Joe's done something differently
Like I said, they have a higher three-point attempts
And they didn't have Robert Williams
So he had to improvise with Al Horford
But they're the Celtics still, you know
And he also put his game plan on Quizlet as well
Who would have known now what happened?
That was funny
That was good
That was fucking hilarious, bro
I'm sure there's so many other coaches
We do the exact same shit
But he just got exposed
Yeah
Donvin, what were you on the Souththex before the year?
I think
I thought they were going to be
Not as low as seven
But probably closer to like four
or five.
I thought the controversy was going to get to them.
I thought they were going to take a hit.
And it was a combination of that.
And just how sustainable that turnaround was.
Like, they became the best team in the league after January.
Yeah, after January 1st, after January 2nd.
I didn't know, you know, if that was just like an in-season thing,
if that was just going to happen for last season.
And maybe after an entire offseason, we come back and look at,
We look at everything that this house he's doing.
Maybe the defense takes a little step back.
Maybe the offense takes a little bit of a step back and, you know, everybody else kind of steps up.
Because, again, I thought that the heat were going to be really good.
I thought the Bucs were going to be really good.
I thought that the Sixers were going to have a good regular season as well.
So I thought Boston was going to still be, you know, fighting for home court advantage, but not one seed.
So I'll take the L on that one.
Okay.
But, yeah.
I just, I thought mid for Boston.
Yeah.
I just understand why you would think that given the turmoil it wouldn't have been surprising if things fell apart for them
I just had a little faith in them based on
just come out of the finals, but it wasn't
the worst prediction for y'all to make, I'll say that.
Yeah, absolutely. One thing that I have to call you
out on, Isaac, and this is something
that not only you, but I think it was probably
me and you, and I think Donovan felt opposite.
Something that we were terribly wrong about are the
Minnesota Timberwolves.
They were a good defensive team last year,
and then all of a sudden they fought to
fucking hell, and now they're just like in one of the
nastiest situations in the
NBA currently. I'm glad you said this.
This is similar to the heat for me.
When that trade was made, I made a video on my channel
where I was like, why the fuck did they do this?
This is a horrible fit.
This is not going to be a good team.
As the off season went on, I was manipulated.
I allowed myself to be convinced by everybody else.
Yeah, I like the NBA media gaslighted me into believing
this would be a decent trade that it would work
and it would solve cats' issues.
So I was like, man, everybody's so sure.
Maybe they're seeing something I'm not.
I was like, I convinced myself it could be solid in the regular season
and then bad in the playoffs.
I never really believed it
But I gave him the four seed
I was like
Listen Rudy Gaubert teams
Win games
I lied and I was wrong
Because I played myself
I played myself
That's funny
Rudy Gaubert led teams
Rudy Gaubert
He's overrated
Okay let's not
We're not rewrite history
Let's not rewrite history
It's not working there
Because he's playing
A different scheme
That doesn't work for him
He hasn't fit with the team
The chemistry is terrible
He was still fantastic
With the jazz
even even when cat was out and they went back to and they went back to like you know
regular rudy gobert style they didn't though they didn't though they don't they're not
running the same thing they're asking him to come out of his comfort zone a little bit they're not just
running drop coverage or not he's having to come up on this higher level of the screen which you
could say maybe he's showing a lack of versatility which sure but there's a playbook to make
which is which has been which has been one of his downfalls for a majority of his career
yeah and that's why he's not that's why he's not just rudy go bear he's not one of the
the best defensive players ever he's just a really good defender that was great for his
era he has his flaws and wait wait wait time time time time time time time do not don't do this
don't do this for years for years you have defended rudy gobert let me finish i'm still defending him
let me fucking finish no no no no because you you did something very very slight and i know you i know you
and this is what i'm going to say it you just said he's not he's not he's not he's not one of the best
defensive players ever, when for years
you have been calling Rudy Gaubert
one of the best defensive players of all
time. Yes, you have. You think I said he was
a top five defender ever? No, let me tell you what I said.
I said, let me finish.
He's not. If he was a first top defender,
he would be honest, he'd be Anthony Davis,
he'd be in his top five of Hakeem. I never
once said he was a top five defender ever. You are, lost
your mind. I said he's like maybe like
the 18th, 20th. He's among the best defenders
ever, which he still is. Absolutely.
But he's closer to who
we're putting in this category. I don't
know, it's a slight to Ben Wallace, whoever you think is in this 15 to 20 range,
which is still, of all the players ever, damn high, right?
Like, I'm still saying Rudy Gobert is among the best defenders ever.
And I'm very frustrated right now.
No, I'm not.
I've never said, you're confusing, you're confusing it.
I've said Draymond is a top five defender.
I'll stand by that.
I never said, I said Rudy Gobert was.
I said Rudy Gobert is like top 20.
We agree on that.
We don't have to talk about Dre.
Yeah.
You're confusing how it takes.
I said Rudy Gober is a 20th defender of all time, which maybe I sound stupid saying that now.
Maybe that's wrong.
But that's what they're.
range always had him in yeah even if even if you want to say that rudy gobert is one is like 15 to 20
all-time defenders right yeah prime gobert i still think that's true you're you're talking about
this guy who's one who's one defensive player of the year and when i say when i say overrated i'm saying
you you talk about about draymont and draymond only have been one to two like defensive player
of the years and rudy gobert being this multi defensive player of the year and and you know
And he does this, and Rudy Gaubert-led teams, they win games.
Yet, you get him in the playoffs.
His lack of versatility.
What does the guy do with a defense player to your word?
What does it do with anything?
There was the one team and Ben and he was angry yet.
He's two steps up.
He's two steps up on offense outside of Ben Simmons.
He's seven foot two.
He's the one.
What does I do with a defensive player in the year?
What does I got to do with anything?
I'm saying over, now I'm going to overall,
but you made the joke earlier about the Carmen Brown.
Rudy Gobert, he's the center who doesn't have a post move recorded amendment.
He don't have anything on offense.
He's overrated on defense.
Minnesota thought that they were getting something generational when they were never getting that in the first place.
And I don't want to hear anything about, oh, Rudy Gobert was supposed to come in and do all this.
Everybody knew.
The Timber was in the same situation, in my bad mode, as the Hawks, and they thought that they were getting something different.
They thought that they were doing something revolutionary.
They gave them way too much.
It was ridiculous at the time.
They thought that they were getting something revolutionary
and they weren't because they got this overrated big
who's not versatile and they messed up their entire scheme
and their entire building.
I agree 100%.
And that's what that's what it's trash.
Even the best version of Gobert is not worth five first round picks.
I'm talking about Rudy Gobert like he's all that.
He's overrated.
It's so easy to say this now in the moment though.
I've been saying this for years.
I mean, he got ran off the court by Terrence Mann.
Terrence man ran him off the court
That's such a stupid argument
I'm not getting back into this
He's not getting around the court by Terrence man
I'm not going to drop 39
Okay
Because the game plan
We should leave Terrence man
And make him beating with shooting
The coach said don't guard Terrence man
That's not a Rudy Gaubert problem
Because they can't do anything else
Because Rudy's on the floor
Because he's there
Because he's there
Neither here nor there
Either way
By the attention
Back to the Minnesota Timberwols
whatsoever
In general
Rudy's not the only issue
Should he not get a defense player
In the year
Because he lost in the playoffs
It's not a defensive
Is this not a playoff award?
The defensive player of the year.
Is it a playoff award?
You were literally able to scheme the defensive player of the year out on defense.
No, they didn't.
That's such a simpleton way of understanding basketball.
That's not true.
You were able to scheme him out.
You misunderstand why the Clippers won that series.
It's that simple.
That, stop.
You do not understand defense.
Donovan, I just call you an nibatode, man.
He can call you a nincom, basically, man.
He can call me every word that he, that he, that he,
He wants to. Rudy Gobert and his limitations.
And the fact that you were able to take one of the five best players, five best
defensive players in the game and literally say, like, we can, we can take whoever and just
2K this and play five out and get you off the floor and make you a non-impact on defense.
I think that, I think that's over.
I think that that makes you overrated.
You can do that to any big.
If you're going to make him not stand in the room, of course you can't block shots.
You can't do, you can't do that to just any big.
you're telling me if they simply decide that joel and b can't stand by the rim that he's still going to be an impactful defender
yes well that's just not true that's not joel joel and b can defend on the perimeter much better than rudy gober can't
the problem against the clippers was not that jrude gober can't defend ruddy gober is a solid perimeter defender
he's not a good high pick and roll defender playing high on screens but he's not people will talk about him like he's fucking
hasan white side that wasn't the issue the issue with the clippers why they lost is because
In that game, they said, our plan is to not let them stretch us out.
We're going to let Rudy Stain the paint and make Terrence Man beat us.
Terrence Man just made a bunch of threes.
That has nothing to do, Rudy Gaubert.
The coaching decision was to not guard him, and he made his open shots.
Please, please, next week, next week.
Let's all go home after this week.
And let's watch the highlights of Rudy Gaubert doing freaking spin-arounds on the floor.
And that's your problem.
You don't know what.
Because he doesn't know where anybody is and he's just,
you can play freaking clown music or Rueholtz.
Rudy Gobert in that series, and that's what it was.
You're making me get into a Rudy Gobert defensive bag when this whole segment was
about me saying he sucks this year and that that was wrong about them.
All I said, all I said was that he's over, I said that he was overrated.
And I think that he's been overrated for years now.
And those issues have piled over to Minnesota.
And it's a major reason as to why they suck.
Kat has also been hurt.
Anthony Edwards.
Anthony Edwards has also not, not taking.
the leap.
DeAngelo Russell is very...
He's very...
DeAngelo Russell is very mid
and you have all of...
And you have all of those things put together.
But I would like to...
I can't believe I got caught arguing about Ruego Bear.
I don't even get a little bit of Ruego Bear.
But I would like to focus
on the person that they traded
basically six first round picks for, right?
And that's the major story when you're talking about
what, like, why Minnesota
has been the way that they are.
Because he was the major change.
I don't disagree at all.
gave him way too much. He was a bad fit. I don't
disagree. The only thing I was saying was that
we don't have to rewrite history as if
he wasn't an extremely viable player
on the jazz days when they were built around him and he
was doing great things in the regular season.
We just don't got to pretend that didn't happen, which is easy to do
when these narratives flip about players. That's
all I'm saying. I agree. He's ass now.
He's been, his bi-language has been shit. They have
shit fit. He has not been trying hard enough.
He's been bad. Man. Isaac,
if you think you've been fighting for your life now, wait until
15, 20 years later and revisionist
history really starts to kick in
you're going to hate Twitter
your life is going to be hell
and you're actually going to be a Rudy Gober fan
I'm not going to argue about Rudy Gobert in 15 years
I will argue to death about Draymond Green
in 15 years they're going to call me a stupid old man
for saying he was a great defender
and great player he averaged six points
for game in the finals he was irrelevant
and I'm going to be so mad
that's the way it should be
that's the way it should be away
but to finally go ahead
real greatness last
Rudy Gober's greatness
it would go away
to touch on base
about the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Like you guys were saying,
they're just all around a lot of disappointment
going on with this organization,
and it starts with Rudy Gobert,
and then it trickles down to what the fuck is going on
with the Angel Russell.
County Towns has hurt.
Anthony Edwards struggled early on in the season,
and there's just a lot of random-ass question marks
about, is this a good fit?
This man stated in a random-ass interview.
Like, oh, I never really played with the center
who doesn't know how to shoot.
And that just puts the Minnesota Timberlals
in an awkward-ass fucking angle, you know?
And again, I want to touch on DeAngel Russell
Because what the fuck, man?
I thought you were going to be fully loaded this year.
He's like 28 years old.
When is that shit happening, bro?
It's never happening.
He's done.
You're 28 years old.
I know who you are.
In the next few weeks.
In the next two weeks, I feel like Donovan,
or not two weeks, I think the trade deadline's like nine or ten days away.
So really soon, I feel like DeAngel Russell is going to get traded because this is last year.
I hope so that would be interesting.
Yeah.
That's the only way, like, you can free it yourself.
up in the hell that they're in right now future-wise they're cooked man they're
absolutely cooked yeah yeah I mean there's a few more teams we could talk about but
we're already at an hour we should probably move to TikTok time oh ass that's all I want
yeah Toronto suck let's just quickly talk about them real fast Toronto's been
massively disappointing the clipper is in massively disappointing because I think
like me nobody expected quiet Leonard to be out this long and still be unhealthy
so that's been weird obviously Ben Simmons now though so we've talked enough about
Ben Simmons. We don't got to bully him anymore. He's been
bad. The Blazers, I'll say
I was right about. People got really high about them
in the beginning of the season when they're the three seed.
They were always going to be mid. I think we all agree on that.
For sure. Absolutely.
Hit it on the money, bro. Hit it on the money.
They're back in reality now.
Also,
also when Zons healthy, New Orleans is very, very
good. I was wrong about New Orleans.
I said they'd be like the six or seven seed.
I was like, they'd be like
the seventh seed. I was like, these pieces
don't fit super well. It's not the playmaking.
wrong as shit
Zion's just him
CJ McCollum's been a solid
pseudo point guard
they just have a lot of talent
it's just talent won for them
yeah exactly
almost a little bit too much talent
but they're gonna adjust that
during the offseason
can we go ahead and do TikTok time man
let's start TikTok just text me
when the fuck are the TikTok's happening bro
he's getting crayons as you speak
listen to this combo
that's funny
okay so this first one
go ahead and pull up your NBA team logos
because you're gonna need it
because you're gonna need to think
we're gonna do a draft a way
Listen, you guys know, this is what we do.
We start off TikTok time with drafts.
This time is going to be different, though.
We're not going to be trying to draft the best teams possible.
I'll say that.
We're going to draft the worst teams possible with current NBA players.
Current NBA players, okay.
Yep.
The goal is to create the worst team you can.
The middest team possible.
Just draft absolute shit.
Okay.
Oh, I got it.
So let's draft the worst line.
I can't even say this.
Let's draft the worst line as possible with current NBA players.
I got first pick, right?
Yeah.
Damn, I wanted to save my first pick for a different draft.
We were playing nothing before this.
Now I've got to waste my first pick.
Who is the worst player in the NBA?
First pick, give me Kendrick Nunn as my starting point guard.
Ooh, Kendrick Nunn?
As a Lakers fan, Kendrick Nunn is worse than Satan.
That's nice.
I'm so glad I was a little too far.
I'm definitely winning this with my first pick.
Give me the Nasus Antenacumpo.
Oh, shit.
I should have picked that.
Star of my team.
Star of my team.
You know.
That's hilarious.
Let's go.
To go back to your pig, Donovan, real quick.
You know Kendrick Nunna's ass when immediately the Washingtoners go ahead and trade for him.
And the only highs that they can pull up of him is,
from fucking preseason and they pull up just a couple of hives of dunking bro it's preseason
are you kidding me so you got you got the nassus yeah i like that so in terms of the worst
player in the fucking league damn i gotta be in the trenches for real to know this one bro
this is so funny this is hilarious job worst player shits who's someone who's like who gets
a meaned out like quite often hey man this is your picks you better
Yeah, these are my picks
And I ain't do no goddamn research
Because that's just not my thing
All right
Let me go ahead
Someone who's been
Just really getting on my nerves
Give me Johnny Davis bro
Oh, I was gonna pick him next
Any fucking average more
Turnovers than assists
This fucking in the G league
He's disgusting
He's terrible wizard roster
Boo boo boo-boo man
Johnny Davis
Johnny Davis is garbage
Yeah, he was aspir.
I thought he was going to be.
I thought he was going to be
what Benedict Matherin is right now.
But he's terrible.
He's feces, man.
Fuck, it irritates me.
I thought he's going to be the next Devin Booker.
Where number one had the similar release?
You like mid-range shot.
What the fuck is going on, man?
You were out of your mind if you thought that.
Yeah, man.
That's good.
Trenches.
Oh, David your turn.
Oh, wait.
Oh, it's my turn again, right?
Yeah, you got up a lot.
Give me PJ Tucker, too.
He asked.
Give me PJ Tucker.
He's trash
He has a fire shoe collection
And that's gonna add to our
You know
Overall team swag team drip
But outside of that
He ain't doing shit
But cardio
So give me PJ Tucker
I bet
Okay
I'm taking another six
Give me Daniel house
He hasn't done shit
Daniel house is not good
For his career
End of the day
He got kicked out of the bubble
He doesn't anything since
That's nice
I like that
God Isaac's on you
For my two guard
Give me James
booknight. He's been so
disappointing. Jay's booknight hasn't done
shit. Hey, at least your team
is protected, man, and never hungry, too.
Got a Glock and Dorito with him at all the times.
Holy shit.
Jay's booknight hasn't
done a thing. Yeah,
he's been fucking terrible, bro.
Oh, is my pick again?
Yeah.
Who do I want
next to these guys?
You know what?
For my power forward, give me
Wancho Hernon Gomez.
Bo?
She's a funny guy.
Give me Bo.
That's screwed.
Okay, okay.
All right, let's see.
So I got, I got the Nassus at my three.
The Nassus is crazy.
I have the Nassus at my three.
Daniel House is two.
Give me Frank Nilekena at my one.
That's the definition of Fisi, man.
Running the show.
Yeah, this might be the first draft that you're good at, man.
tell you to do something bad and you'll win it's crazy
okay okay I see y'all
alright so for my center
oh man
give me Dwayne Dedman he is terrible
I should I know who I should have picked man
Dwayne Deadman is terrible yeah give me Dwayne Deadman
I should have picked someone else god damn it but yeah
give me Dwayne Dettman he's fucking ass bro
shouldn't be playing anymore
okay you're done all right
I'm laying out
Wait, Moj you pick twice, Mo?
Wait, did you?
No, I picked it once this now.
Okay, okay, okay, you're right.
Pick twice?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, so I got Dwayne Debman at my five,
then I have PJ Tucker at the four,
then I have Johnny Davis at my two.
So I need a three, and I also need a one.
So who have been like some of the fucking just worst point guards to watch
in the NBA so far this season?
Oh, man.
there's not
there's not a lot of bad point guards
in the NBA there's I think that's like
the best position in the NBA because they're just
just so well rounded
Kendrick none
I mean
that is who's gonna pick Russell Westbrook
who's gonna be brave
I can't do that
he's gonna I can't do that I can't do that
if I'm trying to lose you know what
go ahead
he's he's
he's not as bad but give me Cameron
Payne he's ugly as fuck
I need him on my
Cameron Pays and solid.
He's solid, but he's ugly, dude.
I need him on my team.
I just think of that ice age meme, bro.
Him and getting to the hair can't the ice age me.
I need him all the team.
I just don't expect anything out of it, man.
Yeah.
You're right.
No NBA players is going to want to come on this show.
We just calling people trash and ugly every week.
Yeah.
Yeah, you tried to say that it's not happening.
We're not player friendly.
But in that same vein, it's not my pick.
And I'm ready to lose.
So give me Kevin Knox.
The Knox is horrible
I forgot he was in the league
Yo he just won this draft for real
Donovan you're in your bag
I'm in my bag
I'm in my bag
Counterpoint
Give me DeAndre Jordan as my center
Oh
He should have been at the league years ago
That's great
Yeah that's nice
And for my last position
That's nice
Give me for my small forward
Admiral Schofield
Admiral Schofield
Okay
What team is he on
He's on the magic
Tell me one good thing
what admiral okay okay listen we're going back to the washington wizards on this one
damn for my five i feel so sorry for wizard the fans bro they get targeted i just won
i just won you two's crazy the nascent the nascent kevin knocks taj gibson there's not a nasty
or front court ever no we're done i said i got it
We never had a chance
I got it
I got it
We never had a chance
Oh my god
All right
Who's your last pick
Damn
Yo I have to be deep in my back
When it comes to looking for my last pick
And there's not much that I can
fucking do
All right
For my
I need a three
So
Damn
I really can't do anything
I really can't do anything
to win this draft
to try to succumb to this,
bro.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
You're not winning.
I won this.
Yeah,
you definitely won this.
You definitely won this.
For my last pick,
I need a four,
I need a three.
And so go ahead and give me,
is his name
Jaylon McDaniels?
Jaden's brother.
Jaden McDaniels,
he's a solid.
So give me Jailam McDaniels.
They're both solid.
Give me Jailon McDaniels.
They're both solid?
Yeah.
Your team's way too good.
Really?
You lost.
Your team's actually like
Your team is the Houston Rockets
I guess I'm not good at being ass
Oh man, it's a fatal flaw
That's hilarious
Okay that's gonna be a classic draft
Yeah, for sure
Next thing we're gonna do
I'm gonna send you guys
Some team names
You guys are gonna have to guess the player
Based on the teams they played for
Okay
So let me pull up this group chat
I'll have it on the screen guys
If I remember, if I don't remember
scream at me in the comments because I never remember
so
guess these NBA players based on the teams they played for
here's number one
alright
who is this man
Detroit L.A. Washington
and Denver this is
that's KCP
yeah okay that I guess that was too easy I got that
super fast yeah yeah
shout out KCP man
fucking great player he's one of my favorite role players
bro
all right I don't know you don't have loved that much
I do
man, he's from Georgia, so I got to.
Next one.
Philadelphia, Denver, Golden State, Miami, and now he's...
Oh, that's Andre Igwood Dollar.
Yeah.
Wow, yeah.
Give me Igual.
Yulgin, he's quick.
Yeah.
Okay, let's get you a little harder one.
Let's do it.
Hopefully...
I got this.
This is Donners in his bag.
Who is this man?
Toronto.
That's Taryn trust.
Bro, Donovan isn't this bad.
Dude, he's automatic.
You can't, yeah.
You can't play with these games, man.
I was about to say,
he must be a big African dude, bro.
I was about to say some wild shit.
Please don't.
Please don't.
Man.
Who is this, man?
L.A., Milwaukee.
This is Sergei Baca.
Okay.
Yeah, Sergei Baca.
There you go.
Yeah.
Sergei Baca.
Y'all say some other stuff.
It was a TikTok.
Y'all just saying the names.
Wait.
Is this Sergei?
Surge was in Orlando, too.
So you got that wrong.
Damn, I'm in my bag right now.
Oof, forever Orlando.
I didn't even see him.
Oh, shit.
See, that's why I got it.
That's why I got it wrong.
That's why I didn't get it.
It wasn't accurate.
What about this guy?
The first one is going to say L-A-L.
It's the Lakers.
Lakers, Pelicans, and now he's a Nick.
You should know this one.
This one isn't that hard.
I should.
I said.
Lakers, Pelicans.
Nick started there
Oh, that's
Oh, Julie's Randall
No, Mo got it first
I don't know why that was
Mo beat you there by half a second
That's the lag
I really got it first
I really said it before
The internet's just slow
Who was this guy?
All right
Memphis Houston
Oh, that's Kyle Lowry
Damn
That's Kyle Lauer
Did you even read
What was on the screen
Or you just throwing shit on the wall
You did that throwing shit on the wall
Donvin just murdered this game
I don't even think of a post is
It was too easy.
Yeah, listen, we can't play these tough
in guessing games.
I guess we're two elites.
I got to pull us in deep cuts.
Yeah.
All right.
Next thing we got...
Let's get a little more
in our analysis bag.
Let's get serious.
Okay.
Damn.
I'm going to name two NBA teams.
You let me know which one you think
is most likely to make the finals.
All right, that's a little too long of a hook.
Which NBA team do you think is more likely to make the finals?
First up, 76ers or Nets?
Give me the 76ers.
They've been on a tear, and they have found some consistency this NBA season.
And with the Nets, they're just unpredictable.
This time, health is fucking them over.
Earlier in the season, Carrie, everyone was fucking them over.
When Katie is healthy, they were looking good.
True, true.
But surprisingly, I think I'm taking the Sixers on this one.
I think we're getting the, I think we're getting the NBA playoff run this year.
I think we're finally going to get it
I think if he can stay healthy
We're getting
We're getting like 37 and 12 every night
Man
This comes down to James Hardin right
Like is he going to melt down
Maybe because you haven't been
It's okay if he melts down
You know you guys a little more of a buffer with him
And you have Maxie
If I guess
Maxi off the bench is a huge difference
That's what I'm saying
I guess if you don't need Hardin to take shots
If you don't yeah
If you don't need Hardin to take shots
And he doesn't take the shots
then you're okay.
So I think I might take Philly on this one.
Okay.
You say they're not as reliant on him anymore.
I see that.
Yeah.
Right.
The grizzlies or the calves?
I think I'm going to take the grizzles on this one.
I think I'm going to take the grizzlies.
I think the West is a little bit more wide open.
Yeah.
They have an easier path.
Yeah.
They don't have a real juggernaut to go through like the calves do with the Celtics.
Like sure the nuggets are great, but like they're probably more beatable.
Yeah, and the Memphis Grizzers are one of the very few rosters in the NBA that have, like, no kings, and they match up very well against every single team in their conference.
Yeah.
And there's not a player that I worry about Jurassic other than, like, Dylan Brooks and his fucking four-for-19.
Yeah, my lose his fucking mind.
The side is Dylan Brooks time halfway through a playoff game?
Yeah.
Other than D. Brooks, they solid.
I definitely.
Listen, I'm going to go Cavs.
I'm taking Donovan Mitchell on the playoff series over a lot of players and give him the arguably the best defensive front court in the league.
I think this team has really high potential against most matchups.
Listen, I don't know.
Listen, you have John Morant with Jared Jackson, Jr.
Yeah, he is a defensive player of the year.
The two C for the reason.
Yeah, that's tough.
Yeah, I'll take the Grizzlies.
But it's just some people forget about playoff Donovan Mitchell.
This man turns up every time besides last year.
Vives was off last year.
Brees are off.
Blame Gaubert.
Always.
Okay. Mavs or Pelicans?
I'll take the Pelicans.
Yeah, give me the Pelicans.
Luke was just in the Western Conference Finals, though.
Yeah, they literally just came from the Western Conference Fathers,
but they had Jalen Brunson on their team.
True.
Unserious.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm taking the Pelicans.
I see a world where the Pelicans might be a little bit easier to scheme against in the
playoff series against a really smart defense.
But most teams, it would be kind of.
hard because they have so many creators so
I guess because Luca has no help
you got to go pelicans
yeah exactly his no help is
outlandish compared to
what it was last season
brunson makes a difference
yeah brunson was a huge difference
so I'm definitely taking the pose there's just so many
options in that
on that roster
definitely pelicans
okay
Celtics or nuggets
ooh
You know, Jokic has help now.
Last time we saw him, I'm helping him in the conference finals.
I'm taking the nuggets.
Because, and I'm still sticking to it,
I think the bucks are winning the title this year.
And so I think Boston would have to go through Milwaukee.
I think that's going to be extremely tough.
Denver, Denver, like we said earlier,
number one offense in the league.
Everybody, their defense is starting to, like, click there.
Like, they have moments.
Jamal Murray is back.
Yokich is Yokich.
Wide open west.
I think that the Nuggets have a better chance.
Yeah, the best argument is because the conference is weaker.
But, like, the Celtics are insane, man.
They're so good.
Yeah, I almost want to say the Celtics,
but the Nuggets just feels so,
there's no answer for them in my mind.
There's no answer for Yokic.
This is a season of Yokic.
Finally has some help.
So I got the Nuggets.
Okay, I'm rocking with you.
I'll say Nuggets, too, just because the conference is wide open,
but I think the Celtics are the better team.
Okay, fair, fair.
Can't get on that.
Next one.
The Oklahoma City Thunder
Or the Atlanta Hawks
We just beat the Hawks
I mean we just beat the OKC Thunder
So I'm taking the Hawks
We beat him
Didn't ask
Don't say
The Zonte Murray swatted the shit out
At Shaky Los Angeles Alexander
Did you don't not see that?
You fell the shit out of Shakeda Los Angeles Alexander
I'll say the Atlanta Hawks
Just because they have
They have a little bit of playoffs
Actually no
They're not going to make the playoffs
Give me the Thunder
What the heck
What the hell?
Give me the thunders.
Give me Shay.
You just let your intrusive thoughts.
You thought,
you just give me J-Dubb.
You thought to win you over, Donovan.
Today on this podcast, never, never.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
You just let your intrusive thoughts takeover on that one.
Hawks are better.
Sorry.
I have more pieces.
I let common sense win.
We trust J-Dub over here.
Yeah, okay.
I love me some J-Dub, but let's be fucking for real.
Okay.
Okay, last one.
Warriors or Lakers?
All right, come on now.
I mean, come on now.
I feel like I said that a little bit too quick.
No, you said it too slow.
You said it too slow.
The Warriors easily have a better chance to make the finals.
Let me change this.
The Warriors are better now.
And I wrote this, they were faltering.
They were still ass.
The changes.
The Lakers or the Timberwolves?
Oh, the Lakers.
The Lakers.
Ain't nobody trust the Timberwolves.
The Lakers are five games under 500, man.
Yeah, who cares?
It's the Timberwolves.
I'm Gavin.
I'm so Gavin.
You did not move me with that at all.
It'll be 10 games.
I'm still taking LeBron and AD over Rudy Gobert.
Facts.
You think cat coming back is going to sway me?
Fucking cat.
Yeah, nah.
They're scared of that, man.
They don't move.
They don't meet me at all.
Don't get me wrong.
The Lakers suck.
But it's the Timberwolves.
Yeah, I'm going to son this trash.
It's abysmal over there, bro
It's a nuclear warfare over there
Shout out Anthony Edwards, but he's not a superhero
Yeah
Man
What's next?
Nice thing we're going to do
Let's redraft the 2016 NBA draft
Let me pull up this draft
Yeah, let's type this in
2016 NBA draft
Yeah, I know I have bad memory
When it comes to these drafts
But apparently you have a good memory
When it comes to every fucking team
Every player's played for
once they've been in the league for seven years
it's great in his mind
2016
what's they've been around the block
2016
that was seven years ago
low key
oh lot of people's best year in the life
oh we're getting old
Isaac when do you turn 24
March
damn
damn
It was so unnecessary.
Sorry,
I was right.
Oh my God, that was funny.
Okay, y'all ready for this?
All right, for my six, man.
Give me Drew Eubanks on my team.
The draft of Drew Eubanks.
It's crazy.
I'm going to keep going.
Let's redraft the 2016 NBA draft.
First pick.
So first pick, are you going Jalen Brown or Pascal Ciacom?
I'm going to pass.
See, we've, we've had, last time he picked Jalen Brown.
Did I?
It's tough.
They're nice.
They're close.
It's tough.
It's so interchangeable.
It is.
Wait, wait, wouldn't I pick Jalen over Pascal?
Uh, I think you picked him when it comes to who would you rather build your team around or something like that?
That was some.
You were, we all ranks Pascal higher than Jalen Brown in the league right now.
Yeah.
I think so.
Yeah.
So, I think I would take, I think I would take Pascal.
It's tough.
If it's in a draft.
Actually, no.
If we're talking about a draft, like redrafting, I think, I think Jay, well.
Well, I mean, which player we'd rather have, right?
Because it's just like, you're basically ranking the players.
This is tough.
Give me Pascal.
Yeah.
It feels wrong to not pick Jalen, but I'm not going to be a coward about it.
Give me Pascal.
I just feel like Pascal is so much more certain.
So give me Pascal.
It's tough, though.
Yeah.
So obviously, Jaylon's number two.
I don't even got to talk about it.
it kind of feels wrong he's not number one but so be it number three do we go
brandon ingram or de montes sabonis give me ingram over subonis give me ingram over subon
i'll take give me give me subonis in theory in theory ingram's better than subonis
but subonus is going to be an all-star again i have not you let him injured ingram like derail
just how good he was the last time he was healthy he wasn't that good last year he wasn't
i mean he wasn't better than simonis this year he did it for a stretch i haven't seen him do it
an entire season.
I think y'all are chirping, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's tough.
I'll go Ingram.
I'll go Ingram.
I think it's a lot easier to build around a player like Ingram rather than a center who doesn't
Yeah, that's why.
Playing elite defense.
Exactly.
And also isn't like a top five offensive player.
Yeah, I'll go benefit for the doubt and give it to Ingram.
Best case scenario, he fits into a winning team easier.
Ciponis is close.
He's right number two.
I don't even want to look at the rest of the draft.
He's number two.
Easy.
I mean, so Sabonis is.
number four. I mean, he's after that. Yeah, four.
Okay, so it puts the bonus of four. Donovan's mad. He's not at three.
I am.
Okay, so the bonus is four. Next up, Jamal Marie is an option.
Yacopoldo's an option.
Jamal Murray. Dejante Murray.
Oh, Dejante Murray.
So next up, we pick Jamal Murray or Dejante Murray?
Jamal.
Over Dejante?
Yes. Yes.
Why is that easy for you?
Yes. I get. I think Dejante Murray
DeJante Murray is big stats, bad team for a majority of his career.
I understand his defense has been really good.
They both have like an injury.
Before Jamal got hurt,
Jamal was playing at an exceptional level.
Yeah, they're saying that man was better than Tray Young.
And we've seen Jamal Murray turn up in a playoff series and go bucket for bucket with Donovan Mitchell.
Like we've seen Jamal Murray play at a very, very high level when it matters.
the most. I like Jamal
I can be mad at that. We can do Jamal.
Okay, I got out voted. Jamal it is.
So, then at six,
we're going to go Dejante Murray?
Yes. For sure. Okay. Seven.
Buddy healed,
Yakopodal. Is Zubak in this draft?
Yeah, the Zubak. Oh, yeah, he is. He is. He is.
Oh, there's Malcolm Brogden, too.
Brogden? I think at seven, we should go... He was the rookie of the year, too. That's crazy.
I think we should go
Yacopoto at 7
He slowed down this year
Because the team is ass
But he was really good last year
I'd rather have Malcolm on my team
You'd rather have Malcolm than Yacopo
Yacopo's a really good defender
There's Yacopoto
Buddy Healded Malcolm Brogden
Yacopoto's the best player there
He's again he's had a slow year
Because the team is ass
But last year when he had a competent point guard
He was legitimately really good
I'd rather have Malcolm Broughton
I'd rather have a good guard
Than a good center
He's so much better than a month
I'd rather have Buddy Heald than Malcolm Brogden.
I don't have Yacupo other than both of them.
Buddy Heald is one of the greatest three-point shooters in NBA history,
which sounds crazy to say every time, but it's just facts.
Donovan, where are we going?
Yeah, it sounds like we have to lean towards a guard because you're out.
We'll take, we'll take, we'll take Yacup here.
Let's go.
Yacobut 7.
It's kind of crazy to me.
It's not crazy at all.
You're tripping.
Defense matters.
so at eight oh bro
we forgot ben simmons
no we didn't
did it
did we
are you all taking
yacopoto over ben simmons
yes
yeah i didn't i didn't forget
ben simmons
you forgot about ben simmons
okay okay okay so next up is ben simmons at eight
nah give me buddy hill
no buddy hill for ben
yeah for sure
he's averaging six points a game
the fuck
he'll be better eventually
okay so buddy healed at eight
nine, are we going Ben Simmons
or are we going
Balcom Brogden?
Brogden.
Come on.
No, come on.
Ben Simmons.
Brogden was the rookie of the year.
Ben Simmons was the rookie of the year.
Ben Simmons be getting double singles.
Yeah.
Ben Simmons is going to be better.
Eventually, I hope.
I hope.
Give me Denzel Valentine, man.
Yeah, I was about to say,
give me Denzel Valentine,
Marquise, Chris.
Give me fucking Henry Ellison.
Give me Caris Lebert.
Dianj Brembre, bro.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so if Roggins 9, can Ben Simmons at least be 10?
Sure.
All right.
Well, actually, no.
Actually, no, give me Zubach.
Oh, my God.
What about Malik Beasley and Kerossovert?
Like, who's number 10?
I'll be 10.
Ben Simmons is 10.
I'm trying to go to this track.
Okay.
10.
No, give me Zubat.
Dude, do you get, I need George's Neyang before Ben Simmons.
my gosh that's funny these are some names on this list do y'allelabissiere yeah scowl was supposed
to be fucking him bro that gal's hilarious thought that man was a d wow scalabissier okay so next
up let's do one last thing let's do these haircuts you were talking about well
cool send these pictures how you want to oh these are very terrible so to say which
Which NBA haircut do you think is better?
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
God damn.
All right.
All right.
You already?
Yep.
I guess.
So which NBA haircut is better?
Let me read you that one more time.
All right.
Which NBA haircut is better?
Say do y'all think is better?
Which NBA haircut do you all think is better?
Yeah.
If you want to ask people so they get that subconscious thing or they want to answer and comment.
Yeah, they want to join too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hit us with it.
Which ones are we talking?
All right.
So first we got Kevin Durant, the Taco Meat Classic versus Jimmy Butler's extensions.
Which one you talk.
And he shaved his beard too, which makes this picture more crazy.
Yeah, he looks crazy with no beard.
Yeah, bro.
Oh, my gosh.
Give me Jimmy Butler's locks.
Listen, they look crazy because he just got him out of nowhere.
He's rocking him better than Kevin Durant's rocking whatever the fuck that is.
you y'all know how i feel about man extensions
i don't know if this is a respectable feat but
give me the man weave
golly that's terrible i guess i say give me the man weave
i'm sorry but i can't do whoopee goldberg bro
i can't do it sorry i can't do the whoopee give me give me the taco meat because i
can wear a hat comfortably and yo you know i'm screwed if i'm screwed i'm screwed so what
crazy this was tough
I was next
I can't do the
bro Jimmy's such a troll for this
that's hilarious
he did this for one day
the one day that took pictures
all right
next up we got Chris Middleton
versus Carlos Boozer
oh my gosh
damn
Chris Middleton needs to give it up
cut that shit off
so much worse
is that Chris Middleton
has the worst head shape
in the NBA
But look at Jonathan, Donovan can't breathe.
Like, this shit is extended, bro.
He has an extend-o to him.
This is so nasty.
Looks like a boost, bro.
It's crazy.
On the other end.
It's crazy because you know Chris Middleton asked for the spray,
and he legit asked for that to spray in the middle of his head.
That's crazy.
Bro, he looks like a mighty bean.
Oh, my God.
It's tough.
And on the other hand,
Are we going to pick Carlos Boozer spray?
paint hair? He looks like a bowling
ball, bro. Polished.
He looks like an anvil.
Yeah. Look like I can forge a blade
on his head. Yeah.
He looks terrible.
This man, Carlos Boozer is deep in
Dominican Republic culture.
Give you Carlos Boozer. Chris Nelson needs to give it up.
I guess I'll say Carlos Boozer.
Wow. Man. Just because it's
fucking hilarious. Yeah. Chris
is cursed. Give me Carlos.
Bro, as a sharpy head.
All right.
So would you rather have LeBron or Dennis Schroeder?
LeBron.
LeBron.
LeBron's just balding, man.
LeBron's just a man of age.
It sucks, but so be it.
Dennis Schroeder, this is a crime against humanity.
Whoever cut this man's hair needs to be locked up, 25 to life.
Guantanamo Bay, waterboarded, all of it.
Yo, whoever took this picture on Getty and posted this, you did Denetro.
So dirty.
Arrest this photographer.
Like, he's spot to come in and steal all my fucking.
Christmas presents bro this is
terrifying
he looks terrible
he said he's a gremlin
yeah like we've seen
Dennis Schroeder this picture
Dennis Soto
from all different types of angles
but this one right here
face on
oh my god
yeah give me LeBron
this this is for like
Dennis the Menace type stuff
this is nasty
this is literally Dennis the menace
this is nasty
yeah I'll take LeBron
yeah
yeah man
that's hilarious
you know what else that is
it's the end of the show
that's a great tradition
that was good
if you're still here
comment
arrest his barber
I want to see
arrest his barber
in the comment section
so nice
yeah
I ain't a lie
this is a good podcast
see y'all boys
see ya