The Deep 3 Podcast - Grading Every NBA Offseason Trade + 2023 NBA Draft Reaction! | Ep. 42
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So it is currently 908 Pacific time, Thursday night.
The NBA draft is still going on.
It's the second round that's happening right now where we're recording this.
But I wanted us to get in here and do an immediate reaction to the first round.
Talk about y'all's biggest surprises, biggest disappointing picks, all of that.
Where should we start?
We got to start with Big Vic.
I mean, he's like, listen, he's the number one pick.
We've been on this for about two years now.
He's finally, like, officially a San Antonio Spur.
I think everybody's happy.
I think at this point,
everybody's just excited to see him out on the floor there's been like talk of him you know playing in some league like is he going to play is he not going to play i think he i think he is like actually going to play in some league that's going to be a show whenever he starts off but i i was actually happy it seemed like like the NBA finally has like a prospect that they're like hey this is the guy everybody's all in i've seen very minimal like hate or doubting of a victor and it's just like this guy's up next and now
out like tonight was just a coronation for him yeah nobody actually watches him play basketball
and thinks he won't be a star only people that hate are the people there just like sick of seeing
people say he's as good as lebron so they just like feel the need to be contrarians and be like
oh he can't be that good but like nobody has any actual opinions negative about him
the only negative opinion that i've seen out there about him is like oh you skinny how's
he gonna guard joll and necola yelkits and that like the skinny big man discusses
conversation that's like so worn out but yeah we're like yeah i haven't seen any like real
hate towards him whatsoever and i feel like this everyone understands like i don't i think even
with zion a lot of people had like random concerns warranted like you know what i'm saying
they're seeing them now about like it's health and stuff like that but like i think victors like
a lot of people people are treating him like he's almost a fra a flawless prospect
And it kind of is to some extent.
Like, it's obviously, like, it's been talked about at lengths.
We don't have to repeat what things everybody has said.
But, like, in terms of what you want from a modern big man, he has everything.
People were comparing him.
Like, I saw there was a graphic on ESPN the other day in their latest mock draft
before the actual draft happened.
And it had, like, the best case scenario and the worst case scenario for each prospect.
Best case scenario said Kevin Durant on offense and Kevin Garnett on defense.
The worst case scenario said taller Anthony Davis.
if Anthony Davis was seven foot five he'd be a god
like that's the worst case scenario
being seven for five
it's crazy he's he's mad tall
and his suit his suit
I had like the top half
first of all his entire suit looked like it was like
a skinny fit type of suit and his
his pants was still so baggy
like he's so skinny he's so slim
but I think
I feel like over the last two weeks
And as we've gotten closer to the draft, like, there was all this hyperbole about everything that Vic can do and like what he's going to, you know, do for the spurs and, you know, revolutionize kind of, you know, what the, what the next generation of, like, basketball players can look like.
But at the same time, I think we've gone a step in the right direction and pulling back from these expectations.
Like, there was some conversations months ago with it, like, if he's not an all-time great, he's a, you know, he's a failure, right?
If he doesn't win rookie of the year, MVP in his first year, he's a failure, he's a bust this and that.
I think we've gone in the right direction and saying like, hey, he's 19 years old, right?
Like, it's still good as we think he's going to be, it's still going to take a little bit of time.
And so I think that's actually progress for NBA Twitter or like for NBA hive.
So that's, yeah.
So I think that's like, that's probably the most positive thing I could take out of this whole like big experience.
So you feel the way now, but what season starts?
Oh, true.
If he has Alonzo ball type first game
Where he gets punked by a veteran that has 80 pounds on him
That's true
All of that idiotic discourse is coming right back
He didn't score 35 night one
He's a fucking bum
It's gonna happen
Yeah
Listen
The Lee has to put him up against Joelle and B night one
Oh my god
Just to just so that like the bar can be set low
And then it's nothing but up from there
No I need Stephen Adams
I need him to go against not a marquee player
Just a really big strong motherfucker
just like the opposite of him.
Y'all are insane.
Y'all are insane.
An interesting part of the discourse that I've been seeing is like everyone's saying,
oh, we haven't seen a player like this ever before, which is like true.
But at the same time, we've seen like similar archetypes.
And then I saw someone tweet out, yeah, we have.
And then they posted a picture of Volvo.
And I was just thinking about it in my head.
Like, yeah, we've seen like just random like humongous big men who can like do elite dribbling.
moves and stuff like that but just because you can do it don't mean anything like there was the
donovan i'm sure you saw a video of mitchell robinson doing the most craziest driven moves
oh like on snatchet or something like that bro like he's insane with it but that don't mean
anything and that goes for like you know so we've seen the bull bulls you've seen the thorn makers
of the world and stuff like that but the key differences between like them and victory
one banyama is like first off like his ball handling is that he could do it in game
is od like he literally moves like a guard and he gets extremely low when he dribbles like the
exactly the wiggle he has is ridiculous yeah most these big guys like bowl bowl is not a fast
person he's tall and he moves like he's tall vick dribbles and moves like with the smoothness of
the hips and everything like he's six eight he looks like jason taiton when he dribbles it's crazy
And yeah, like you said, he's athletic as hell.
Like that putback dunk in the three-point line just got a lot of, you know, like buzz and virality from that.
But that's like even outside of the fact that it's a put-back dunk, the sheer capabilities of covering that much ground and that much time can apply to so many other scenarios.
It's just ridiculous.
Yeah, he's, he's him, San Antonio, they got a good one.
And like, I'm very excited to see, you know, what's going down with him.
I think that was, we've known for basically two years that he was going to be the first.
first overall pick.
Yeah.
So the interesting part of the draft really came at two and three because we've been going
back and forth for months on if the Hornets were going to take Brandon Miller, if they
were going to take Scoot Henderson.
And they end up, you know, Charlotte ends up taking Brandon Miller.
Poilin ends up taking Scoot Henderson.
And that in itself was on entire discourse that we can get into, you know, trying to figure
out like what the Blazers were going to do.
But how do you feel about Brandon Miller going to over School Henderson?
I mean I almost felt to my knees when I was live streaming on the like when I saw it happen I was like there's no way like they're this dumb you know if I was but then again I dropped like a slight hint of truth I was like yo but if I'm MJ I'm nuking this place and I'm making the terrible thing I'm making the wrong pick just so I can like throw my deuce's up and just walk I like that but I didn't like it it's not a terrible pick huh what does he gain from that nothing he gains absolutely nothing it's
So I'm leaving that organization in shambles.
Like, if you're going to...
Spite.
Yeah, just not a spike.
He doesn't get anything.
You're not like a person if you think like that.
But it's not about that.
But I don't think it's a terrible pick, but I don't think it's the right pick.
He's a great.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, I feel the same way.
Like, everybody agrees.
Nobody on Twitter thinks it was the right move.
Everybody has been saying for the past few weeks when it's been like very clear they're going to pick Miller the whole time.
Everyone's been like, this is a crazy fucking fumble.
What are they doing?
I think people have gone a little bit.
too far with it. People are acting like they drafted
Denny Avdiha over him, or
like Scoot is like Steph.
Like, Brandon Miller is a great prospect.
It's not like they drafted
a bum over a surefire top two
player in the world. Like, I would have picked Scoot too.
I think the concerns over fit when you're at the point
where you're at with Charlotte where they have like one good young player,
you shouldn't be drafting for fit. But if you're going to do that,
Miller makes a lot of sense next to LaMello. He's at least in the same
stratosphere of a talent as Scoot. Like
is the, I guess, like like most said,
the wrong pick but it's not absurd people like don't know how to talk about you know what it is people
on twitter are lower on brandon miller than like the general consensus and people don't know how to
be lower on a player without like hating them and they have to like immediately go the complete opposite
way and be like oh he's fucking bum he's not going to do anything if they're going to ruin the day they didn't
pick scoot i think brandy millers would be a pretty good player i think they'll be fine yeah he's
fine he's fine i think i think another part of is at the same time we you know kind of knew that
Vic was going to be the first of all pick.
For the last year and a half, we've kind of been told that, like, hey, Scoot Henderson
would be the number one pick in the draft if it wasn't for Vic.
And so now that, like, Charlie gets there and it's a deviation from the norm, now everyone's
like, oh, my God, like, they're losing their mind because they've been conditioned to think
that Scoot Henderson is, like, sure fired the second best player in the world and would be,
you know, the first pick if it wasn't for this generational talent prospect that is Vic.
So I think it's okay
I also think that it's the Charlotte Hornets
So any pick that they make
I'm probably going to assume that it's the wrong one
Because they have outside of Lamello
They have one of the worst draft histories
Especially under MJ
They have a track record of drafting the wrong guy
At number two
And so that's probably
Like that
Knowing that this is MJ's last
draft there's nothing to me that says oh yeah he made the he made the right choice and charlotte
themselves were on the fence they they were bringing these guys in for multiple workouts brandon miller
had a bad first workout according to them they didn't really know what to do even though that they
said leading up to the draft that brandon miller was kind of the guy for them it still felt like a shot
in the dark and it felt like they were doing the wrong thing like most said it wasn't a bad pick
but it was probably the wrong pick for them just because just because just because
Because also, like you said, you're at a point where you don't have a full core.
And so you should just take the best player available and figure it out.
Exactly.
You know, I feel like when it comes to like the overall conversation of do you draft for fit or do you draft for like the best player available, it entirely depends on what status your team is at.
And for a team like this, Charlotte Hornets, who are shameless, they're just, they're just not a good team whatsoever.
Well, they actually weren't that bad.
They had a couple, like, you know, surprising performances and stuff like that.
But overall, like, in terms of young teams and where they stand at, they're towards the bottom.
No one believes in, like, what they're building right now.
And if you're a team like that, then teams, in this instance, you need to go for purely, like, talent and figure everything else out later.
And I feel like the fit between them wouldn't have been that bad.
Yeah, it wouldn't have been that bad.
And also, Scoot's probably going to be better than Lamello.
Like to pass on him
Maybe they disagree
Maybe they got him in their building
They scouted him more than we have
Maybe they just think
Brandon Miller's just as good
And can play with Lamello
But I think most of the NBA world
Belize Scoot can be as good
Or probably better than Lamello
So I wouldn't let the presence of Lamello ball
Prevent you from not getting that
Because even if
It doesn't end up being the case
And they're comparable
Look what the Kings did
They drafted the point guard
With Tyrese Halliburton
And then when they got to the point
Where they realized
It's not going to work
You got to make a choice
they traded one and they got an all-star back
like there's always moves to be made in the future
you're not handcuffed with two guards that don't fit
forever yeah exactly
that's the best way to put it
and so it just feels like a very Charlotte move
yeah you know
the moment the moment the draft lottery came out
and we knew Charlotte was that too
immediately people were like oh they're not gonna fucking take scoop
they're stupid like it is what it is yeah
it was expected and they did exactly what
we all thought they do
and you're still and you're still surprised
because you look at them and you're like
you can't be like this much of who you are right like like at a certain point you have to just listen to us for one time you've been we've been laying you do what you whatever you want to do we've been laying you cook for 13 years please trust us on this one take the take scoot take the better talent and and keep it moving and they just refuse but to be fair brandon miller is going to be a really cool fit with a mellow like having a he what do you want next to your star point guard every team in the league wants a six eight wing that can
create off the dribble and play off ball and defend decent amount.
Brandon Miller is all that.
Maybe he doesn't have like the top 10 player in the world's ceiling of scoot, but he does
feel a need that every team is searching for high and wide.
Like it's impossible to find those guys.
So if you have the position where you really believe in your young star point guard, you can
get him that I do a running mate.
You can get him a Jalen Brown or Paul George Light, Brandon Ingram, whatever.
It's not the worst thing in the world.
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
I think they'll be fine.
but like I don't know the draft started after number two and we can talk about number three
and the Portland Trailblazers are selecting Scoot Henderson Alice you sound so sleepy
yeah he really he really does because and he should be he should be he should be about the
he should be sleeping he should be sleeping on Portland I think what Portland did was worse than what
Charlie did oh I that mean I I I think Portland did I I think Portland did
did, by them picking Scoot and not making any other moves,
I think that was the worst scenario for them.
I think, I think it was, I think it was the dumbest scenario.
I think if they think that pairing scoot with Damien Lillard is a way for them to be
competitive or a way for them to build, like, moving forward or even try to get to that
win now state that they've been talking about all summer, that's the wrong move.
They either should have, if they wanted to keep the pick and draft Scoot,
dame has to go
like that that just that just has to
it has to be yeah and and if they and if they
do then I like to pick if they start the season
with Damian Lillard and Scoot Henderson on the roster
I think it was the wrong pick because I don't think
their timelines match up I think you you need to
pick a side yeah I agree
I am on board with you that they need to trade Damien Lillard
and force a restart and say sorry man you're the go
of our franchise but take a fucking hike I agree
but they should have did that last year.
They didn't, and they still got a top three pick.
So they have their cake and they're eating it too.
They're keeping their franchise goat happy.
He's there.
They're not ruining that relationship with the fans.
But they're still rebuilding.
They're still getting top three pigs.
They have now Shaden Sharp, Scoot Henderson.
Like, that's a star of a young core.
So if they can do both and just like force Damon Lloyd to play with young guys and not,
they're not going to contend.
Clearly they're not trying to contend.
If they were, they would have traded the pick.
So at this point, I think they're just rebuilding with Dave.
dame's not good enough to make them not rebuild so i don't even think it matters but if you it i think
that does matter because you're going to do what like let's say a team like the warrior's done you
know not to say like jonathan maine coming is going to be a star moody moses moody's going to be
star anything like that but there are plenty examples that shown that have been around the past
where like because of the veteran town that you have now naturally like the rookiesner team and
their town are going to be suppressed and so i assume like
there's no way that they're going to be
there's no way that they're going to be playing together
in my mind like that's just like I'll be shocked
I don't think that though I think they will
like I said they're straddling they're trying to do what the Warriors did
and rebuilding while contending except they know they're not real contenders
they're just putting on the facade to keep Lillard happy
but really they're just rebuilding because even they're going to start
they're probably going to start together and I don't even think it's the
worst fit in the world you have one guard who's an incredible outside shooter
pick and roll threat and you have another guard who is an incredible passer and penetrator
like those skills complement each other lillard can do things off ball while scoop gets his touches
and like they don't have that stake yes okay on on paper on paper you say that and it and it fits
you also have to remember that one of these guys is 19 years old and just like he's he's he's a rookie
and unless you think that he's going to come in and be one of the best what 35 players in the
league or something like that that fit is not going to help portland get to where get to where
they want to go and i'm only judging the blazers because i don't believe in the blazers moving
forward like i don't they're not they're not a credible team they didn't they can't make the
playing they can't be in the top 10 in the west and so but let's say if they start this they start
this year with lillard simons and henderson as there as the as the as the three guys right one of
and sharp one of them has to go like one one of them has to go i think that they should either
trade dame maybe even trade simons to get just a little bit more depth and really go all in on this
um on this two man back court but to have those three guys in the back court to have that that
rotation i think it's a it's a really big mistake and i think for portland the reason why i think
it's so bad is because it exemplifies everything that that they've been over the last five
years which is you're really an NBA purgatory you're not good enough right you're not good
enough to be a true contender you're not bad enough to be well I guess I well they listen that's what
I'm saying but hold up but but they got lucky they got lucky they weren't supposed to get three right
the odds to get five or something right the may I forget I forget with the original odds were
either way they're a bottom 10 team the league while keeping their goat like I see what you're
saying but it's under the assumption that they want to contend
And they're going to say that, but they know they're not going to, and they're just going to continue to be shit, even though they have Lillard.
Like, in the day, they're not going to be mid.
Like, you're saying the worry is maybe they're just going to be mid and get themselves out of the lottery odds and stuff.
But they're not going to be.
They suck.
Like you're saying, their roster doesn't make sense.
They're a trash team.
They're going to continue to rebuild even though they have name.
That's the point.
That's the, that's the point is that even at that point, you are holding yourself back from a rebuild.
But they're not.
They got to talk to you.
it's working no no but you if you have if you have dam if you truly want want to rebuild and you
have a 31 year old damien lillard who can who can go and get you another hall of picks and
really really kick this this uh rebuild into overdrive you're doing yourself a little bit of a
disservice by keeping them there and not fully exploring all the options that you have yeah see
the deeper part of that is limiting the touches that scoot will have and and for you
Simons and Shadden and Sharpen.
That's where I'm like, I heavily disagree whether if they decide to go ahead and roll it out.
Yeah, you get a top three pick in your ass regardless, but like what top of ass are you?
There's two types of ass.
We all know this.
It's not really talked about.
Break it down for him.
First top of ass.
Break down the multiple types of ass to me.
First top of ass, Houston Rockets.
He ain't got nothing good going on.
Bibes are terrible.
And then another good, a good type of ass is a team that like, you know,
they don't have a lot good going on but the vibes are tremendous the veterans are there who
don't take up too much space and all that in the team that would yeah exactly i could i would say
like the irlando magic or you would say like the detroit pistons or someone of that nature
who's like there's a real trajectory for them uplifting themselves rather than like playing
this weird ass waiting game or like okay like ha ha scoo gets 25 minutes one night and he only gets up like
eight shot and that like that even alone like messes with the player's psyche and their ability
to develop to their fullest potential you know for sure yeah so that's what i'm like i'm so off
that that makes sense yeah at this point they're they're a slim a slim thick team yeah yeah
it's not even not not even not even not what they got flat back just a long back just a long back
all right man yeah none of us really agree with the with the route they're going i'm kind of
just like whatever as long as it ends up i'm i'm over it i'm over all all the damon lillard talk
we do this every single year i please don't nobody should report on damon lillard until he gets
traded i don't care if he says he wants to stay i don't even care if he says he wants to leave
until wolder sham says hey he's not going to be playing for the portland trailblazers do not
contact my phone because I'm so sick and tired of it.
They did all of this posture like, oh, we're trying to get, we're trying to get, bam.
We might try to get Zion in the room.
Are we going to trade number three in and Simon?
Y'all weren't, y'all weren't about anything.
You're just an unsirious franchise.
I hate that all that stuff was fake as hell.
We'll go ahead and during the draft season.
Yeah, he was like, I talked to all GMs.
No one said anything about Zion Williamson.
He is not in the room.
Rumors go crazy.
The only thing that Roche said is that they want Scoot and want to move up.
He didn't say they're going to give up one of their stars.
So they try to be unsurious and be like, we'll give you anything you want besides the two stars.
And those teams were like, be fucking for real.
Like, you got to get into it.
They're trying to run this like it's a fantasy league.
Like, just, just lying.
I can't stand it.
I'm done with the Blazers.
I can't stand there.
Asked for Bamarabai was the most irritating thing ever to, too.
That's a way to get blocked.
That's hilarious.
That's hilarious.
Yeah.
I mean, we got a few more big pickups to talk about.
The next pick is obviously Amin Thompson goes to Houston,
which I love.
I'm the biggest Amin Thompson fan in the world.
I think he's the number three prospect in this draft.
I think he'll be better than Brandon Miller.
I think he's going to be a 6-7 Rondo.
And if he can start to shoot a little bit,
he's going to be a super soldier.
He's going to be ridiculous.
He's the most athletic player in the draft besides the scoot
and however you want to qualify Wemby.
He's a non-human.
But he's incredible.
athletic. One of the fastest people I've ever seen move. His quickness is absurd. He's a passing
genius and has like really good vert at the rim. I don't see any world where he doesn't become
a really good player. And pairing that passing slashing specialist next to Jalen Green, I think
will help him so much not having to be the only guy in these on ball picking roles. You can
free him from the shackles of Kevin Porter and actually have a creator next to him that can help him.
I love it. That's that's going to be huge. And you get him with the serious coach like
like IMA Udoka, like Houston, Houston finally has something where it's like, hey, listen, they might be able to be the good, the good kind of, you know, you know what I'm saying?
Kind of ass.
Exactly, exactly.
They can move up a little bit.
So I like the pick as well.
Yeah, they're going to be a serious basketball team for the first time in the last five years.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I think it was a phenomenal pick.
And now, even outside of like, Jalen Green, the fit is.
like interesting alongside saying goon and they're just like a few vets away now from like
being a legit team and being on that upward trajectory i don't know if i mean who are their
vets do they have any vets at this point well no quarter junior oh god bro that's that's terrible
bro i mean like it hard in you know yeah but they're definitely no they're making that huge push
they're making a huge push they like i've seen all types of names and that sounds like they're
going to land someone and everyone understands like what is missing and like the
shenanigans that were going that was going on on the quarter of their last year will not
be happening this year absolutely not so it was a great pick yeah okay uh it's going to help
jubari smith a lot too oh i forgot he just he looked like crap last year but again unserious
basketball team he'll he'll get better he's not going to be as bad as he look he's not a complete
bust and just just in everybody's going to be helped by them having some sort of
co-create actual actual point guard yeah one thing
that I want to say though is that like if these Thompson twins like come out and they
don't look like they belong on the court at all OTE is going to be under a serious
microscope and the crazy we're going to see some insane narratives and that's going to be
labeled as like the fakes league
to ever become
if they're like so bad
you know
no yeah yeah
their reputation's on the line
yeah exactly
I think of
let's talk about the other Thompson twin
oh let's do it
the Thompson twin
Asar is on the Pistons
I got those who don't know
Asar is always in view
as a slightly worse prospect
than a men
mostly because he doesn't have
the on ball chops as a men
a men's like
on ball creator
incredible passer can really penetrate
Asar's more of a 3 and D type of guy
but projects to be a really good 3D guy
because he also has a basketball IQ of a men
even if he doesn't necessarily use it as a passer
but a man can't shoot at all
and Asar has shooting upside
so a little different of a player
I like Asar a lot
I'm a really big Asar fan
I would like I
I didn't love the fit with like
I didn't love the fit with Detroit
just because I felt like there was a more ideal spot
for Detroit to go
and that I wanted Assar to go, I wanted Assar to drop to seven and play, uh, and play with Tyrese Halliburton
in Indiana. I thought that that would have been fantastic. That'd be cool. And have, and, you know,
have Tyrese with his passing acumen and have somebody who can play, who can play off ball,
a great cutter like, like him, have somebody who can play defense the way Asar can. But for,
for Detroit, I think, I think it's going to be a very interesting fit with him and Kade coming back
and Jaden Ivy also growing. And you have a, you have a lot of guys who can create, but I'm also
very curious to see the fit and how everybody's going to be able to fit into into their roles
and for sar like like you said that three point shot is really really going to have to fall this
first year and so i don't know if i don't think it is going to going to be like he's not going
to be knocked down his first year i don't i don't think that's going to happen so um but to have
somebody who can who can play defense the way he is he he he doesn't like you said he doesn't have
all the passing stuff that that a man has he has the little outlet pass in his bag though right he
could put he could push the ball up the floor so i think for detroit they might they'd probably
be able to play a little bit faster especially with ivy like they're they're going to be a
really really fun team this year for sure yeah yeah i didn't like you i didn't love the selection
from detroit but it's a good player at the end of the day and like players like him literally all 20
all other 29 teams would take a player like him so it's like
not that big of a deal.
I don't think it's ideal for his, like, personal career
and the trajectory and potential of him fulfilling the best version of
Asar Thompson, but, like, regardless of the fact,
like, he is going to stick on this roster,
what would you play the three?
Yeah, or do we...
Yeah, I totally disagree.
I think it's a perfect fit.
He's not going to be like, hey, he's not Grady Dick.
He's not, like, the best shooter in the draft type of dude right now.
But he has that shooting.
side. He's shown shooting talent throughout his high school career. In his first year at OTE, he shot
better from three. I know he had a rough shooting splits in his second year. But I think he's going to
be the ideal off ball connector to play next to good ball handlers. And so for a team that their
foundational blocks is two lead guards to get a really smart three that can play off ball and do everything
in between, I think that's exactly what you want next to Cade and Jay Nivey. I was hoping they're
going to pick him. I know a lot of the noise earlier in the draft process was Jarris
Walker, which would be a cool fit.
But I think Asar is going to be perfect.
That's such a great one through three to build around.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I was, I was thinking maybe I kind of like the fit with potentially Taylor Hendricks
and going to Detroit and them having somebody who's shooting is like a primary part of their back.
You know, and so having that with Cade and Jada, I think that would have been very helpful
to add to that young core and then just figure out the connector piece later because at the
the end of day like even with kate they are eventually probably going they're going to get to a point
where kate is going to be driving a majority of the offense and so having i be there as the second guy
i don't i don't think that they needed to put a lot of priority into figuring out that connector right
now and investing you know like the fifth overall pick in that so that's that's that's hard to find
that's the only difference so to say connector like he's going to play awful he's not going to be
running pick and rolls it's just like when the ball gets swung to him and he attacks a close out
he can make plays happy swinging to the right guy knock down that shot he's
shot be a good cutter like i think it's hard to find that type of guy yeah exactly like
i want to say that type of guy like it sounds like the golden boy of all that is like
someone like erin gordon everyone's talking about his process i want to say he's like a connector
but like someone who just does the dirty work i'm thinking athletic josh hart right now this is
a connector josh that's okay the connect the it's golden state i gadawa that's the real comp
because the Thompson is
are also good defenders
they're long
they're 6-7 6-8
good secondary passers
can play off ball
be a defender number one
wing option
like that's the goals
for them to have
the two lead ball handlers
and then Andre Goddow next to them
yeah it's listen
both of these guys are great
and their floors
are extremely high
because they have that length
because they have that
that defensive versatility
so I yeah
I think I think all of us
are high on the Thompson twin
so I'm really excited to see them
to see them get out there
Let's see, we've got some more interesting picks
And the rest of them, we're just going to go through the lottery
We're not to go after that much deeper
Yeah, but listen, we've got to speed through these
We're getting, we're getting into the middle tier
I don't know a lot about Anthony Black
I know the magic, there's been reports
They're going to trade one of Suggs or Cole Anthony
Because clearly they want another guard who became Anthony Black
So there's a log jam there now
I think they can trade either of those guys and be fine
If they believe in Anthony Black, cool
You trade both of them
Yeah, when I was streaming
When I was steamer earlier today, I made an emphasis that, like, you know, like, when it comes to Orlando Magic, they have the three pillars of their franchise already.
Winter Carter Jr., Franz Wagner, and also, of course, like, when, oh, Paula McHara.
Yeah.
And so all three of those dudes, they're not going anywhere.
The minimum that you need is, like, backup positions or whatever.
You're good.
You're not drafting for that.
the biggest question mark for them is obviously like the two position but at this point
in the draft like you don't have that's not there anymore but other than that it's like
the one position i don't really trust mark hill faults even though he had like a phenomenal season
his history screams like injury prone and he's not like he's a good fit but he's not like
the most ideal fit around paolo and all those boys now for sure i say that like anthony black
he's not the most ideal fit either but he's a much better fit because of course like
Like, he's just bigger, and their land of magic are absolute sluts.
They lose their mind when it comes to bigger people than their average position.
So it's that on top of, oh, wow, he has something that these other people don't have.
He has actual passing vision, and he's an absolute dog on defense.
It's worth the pick, and I think he's a very good insurance plan for, like, whatever,
whenever this, like, Mark Hill Fult's trial run ends, the amazing story.
but I think Anthony back
Anthony Black he's definitely going to be like
one of the finishing pieces
one of the complimentary pieces
alongside all those three guys
I can see that
yeah the problem isn't matching have a lot of guards
but none of them are like set in stone
going to be a cornerstone
so if that's the case
and you know you have a lot of guys
I can go either way
there's no problem with picking somebody
that you think has a chance to be that guy
especially because they don't have a ton
of positional like needs
they have their three of the future
they have their four of the future
window Carter might be their five of the future
like guard is
all the
Frons,
Paulo and Wendell
aren't going anywhere
you got to find
those guards
so even though
they got a bunch of
them you got to
keep taking bites
of the apples
to find the one
that sticks
yeah
yeah true
so that's
next up we got
so this next
one was interesting
the Pacers
had the seventh pick
and traded back
with the wizards
who moved up
to the eighth pick
in exchange
for a couple
second round picks
because the
wizards wanted
to get their
high upside guy
their project
that they're
going to cultivate
over the next few years
the rebuild
Bilal Colaby
who
a few
weeks ago nobody knew his name but he's every year we had this one guy that rises up the
draft boards and draft season that happens to the NBA happens in NFL this year was
ball all for those who don't know who is uh wemby's teammate in france and he's like a six eight
guard that's like a guard yonis where he's like crazy athleticism and one day needs to be able
to a team that can mold him put it all together how do you all feel about this pick i literally
here's here's what I thought
they they made the pick
he put on the Pacers hat I was like okay
interesting pick for the Pacers
he got traded to the Wizards
said damn this pick sucks
this is awful right like
I just don't trust Washington
it's the same thing like Rashallet
I don't trust Washington on projects
I think that their infrastructure is bad
I think their talent development is awful
and so I actually feel bad for him
because I don't think that he's
I don't think he's going to be in a position
to succeed we and we're going to
talk about Washington a little bit later because of all these trades but like they don't
office now maybe they're better they don't they don't know what they're doing at least right
now they don't know what they're doing they don't they don't they don't know what they're doing
they don't they don't know what they're doing strongly we'll get to this yeah for 40 for 40 years
the wizards have been doing they've been doing this and they they are a mess so right now I'm
very skeptical of it just because of and it has nothing to do with him and
maybe this comparison actually no not maybe this comparison is literally only because he's french
but i see him going to the wizards and the only thing that i can think of is he's frank nillikina
that's the only thing i could say the top of cut coming into the draft that's it like he has
no tattoos seeing franks look like yeah i understand that i understand that's all i think of
in general this is a good pick for where the state of the wizards are at where you're just like
revamping everything and at this point
you need to throw shit at the wall to see what sticks.
No matter like, no, you don't want,
and picking someone like Jarrett Walker or anybody who predicted as like,
or projected as like a good role player is the worst thing to do in a scenario like this
because you're looking for a wow factor, you know?
And this is where you have an opportunity to do something like that.
And if he doesn't pan out, no one cares.
Exactly.
No one's expecting it.
They're going to year one of a rebuild.
They have zero foundational pieces.
And they're not in a high point.
of the draft where they're going to get a guy that's for sure going to be that guy.
Like you said, the other options are like good role players.
You might as well take the biggest swing.
You have literally nothing to lose.
You're going to be the worst team of league next year.
Why not take the biggest swing you can as early on for a guy that could potentially
completely change your rebuild?
Yeah, exactly.
We'll talk about it later.
We'll talk about Washington later.
Oh, my God.
What about the other side of this drive?
You guys like Jarrett Walker in Indiana?
I love it.
I do. I do.
It's a great fear.
I think building up building up the defensive influence.
structure around Tyreys Halliburton is fantastic.
I think it's a great pick.
Yeah.
Having him in Miles Turner be your two defensive pieces in their front court, that's incredible.
Like their four spot has been the weakest point in the past couple of years,
and there were still like a borderline playoff team last year.
This team's going to be really good next year.
They're still looking to replace Thadius Young, I see.
Shame on that.
This is overall.
Thatiest Young doesn't even believe that.
no what's funny is like
swall supercharged daddy is young
like isn't the worst comp in the world
for jeers walker i know i know
it's actually not that bad whatsoever
daddy's something is such a good player
yeah he can pass a little bit too jeras walker doesn't have that in his bag
but like in terms of like defensive archetype
and like the way you can shoot a little bit and like be that guy at the fore
it's kind of like that he is young
yeah i'd love to see it that's a great big buy
good pick good pig for them yeah i love that for them
next time we have the jazz got taylor hendricks
cool
him he fits next to the larry marketing another big guy
give them some size
nothing no real thoughts about it
yeah no real thoughts cool yeah i'm cool
good pick by them though they're
they're another team that's early into a rebuild
and they're another team that's like
too good to be completely crap
and they're doing like the middle tier rebuild
and landing guys like taylor hendricks is what you gotta do in that point
you gotta just chip away at it and get more
more good players and do your thing
good pick
yeah
yeah
so I agree
like you
the top of office
the tragic part
here is he almost
fell to the Mavericks
at 10
which
Taylor Hendricks
had been awesome
with the Mavericks
but that didn't happen
so the Mavericks
traded back from 10
to 12
and essentially
offloaded the Davis
Bertans contract
the Thunder took it
off their hands
to move up to 10
because Casein Wallace
was still available
who was apparently
the Thunder's guy
and they moved up
and grabbed him
a lot of people
love Case and Wallace
I don't know a ton about him
but everybody loves them you ain't got to know none other than like he is a combo guard a bigger guard
who's out of kentucky then boys have an insane track they don't miss and so you just have to believe
in the hype overall no but he's super complete though as a as a guard you know i would say i wouldn't
say he has like shades of jama or he or anything like that but the type of player that he is
literally stick him on any roster and he's going to thrive that's just who he's going to find
ways to succeed whether he's doing a bunch of cool stuff offensively or impacting the other side
of the court overall it's a it's a great move and i i love it me personally i thought that another
team should have sucked him because i think he has uh not super high ceiling but he has a great
chance to be like a top 20 15 point guard in the NBA or whatever um and so i like it this is a fantastic
but my by the okay cider
cool
yeah so many people love him
everybody I listen to
says he's their guy
so like I'm excited to see him
I don't watch college basketball
so I'm not familiar with him
not a prospect I got around to researching
and I look forward to seeing how he fits
with this roster because
the thunder can be one of the teams
I watch the most next year for sure
absolutely playoff bound baby
after that we got jet Howard
to the magic which was a surprising pick for most people
I have no thoughts
Why was that surprising?
I saw this dude play in person.
This is, so earlier when I was in the stream,
y'all should really follow us on TikTok if you're doing it already.
I was saying how, you know, I was talking about the Lakers and how if this dude does end up falling,
that he'll be a perfect pick for the Lakers.
And I say the exact same thing for the Orlando Magic because he's a shooter.
That's exactly what the Orlando Magic need.
They have no solidified too, like we were talking about.
their guys are all in the front court and they have nobody in the back court to give them any real assistance um or any back line they have nothing to rely on whatsoever and jet how is a perfect type of player you can create here and there a little bit but mainly you just want him to fucking like shoot the shit out of the ball and that's what he is and that's what he does and i watched him play in person actually when i was in indiana um and he was not as good as advertised by then his draft stock was like his draft
I saw his draft talk was really high.
It was like top 12 and obviously ended up being that.
But at that time, I was like, I don't really see it.
Draft stock fell and then the Orlando Magic went ahead and souped him up.
I think this was a great fit and pick.
And it's just going to thrive there, to be honest with you.
Just with the nature of everyone else's play style.
Yeah, it's great.
I think the magic are one of the most interesting young cores in the league.
I'm a huge palo guy.
So if it's a great fit, he greases us in spacing, I can't wait to watch them.
Palayan bound next year.
The last few picks, the magic, on the magic, the Mavericks ended up getting Derek
lively, who has been described to me as Javelle McGee, but hopefully smart.
Yeah, great, listen, it's a, it's a really good positional pig for them.
They've needed, they've needed a, they needed a defense at the five for a long time,
and then for them to be able to get that tonight and get off of Bertons contract and really free up a lot of cap space
and get themselves some flexibility.
I think that they had a fantastic night
and something that they can be very happy about.
So I'm good.
I'm good with what Dallas did today.
Yeah, it makes sense.
It's always like a flip-up of a coin.
I saw earlier listening to the Through the Wire draft show.
Kenny made a point where he was like,
listening to draft these guys.
And everyone says, oh, he might be Tyson-Challey,
but he also might be Willie Colley Stein.
So I was over some of these type of guys.
And that's so facts.
Like so many of these just like run running bigs
are either really good or really good,
are really useless and out of the league.
So we'll see where this one goes.
Yeah.
He's playing with, listen, he's playing with Lucas.
His job is going to be much, much easier.
So I have hoped that he can be,
that he can be a solid contributor for them.
Okay.
Yeah, last two picks.
Got Grady Dick to the Raptors,
who I know a lot of people were like,
if he own him because he's kind of a one-dimensional player,
just really a shooter, doesn't have a high ceiling,
but they need.
Yeah, the Raptors are running it back.
They love this fucking core,
and they're going to keep them together forever.
So adding a shooter on the wing
Follow me makes total sense
They shouldn't have picked him though
Grady diggers I wanted him
On a lot of teams
Across the board
Like he would have been
I'm not good for Orlando
But he would have been gun on a majority of any team
Like he's not
He's not anyone who you give like an
Extreme load to or any extreme
Like aspirations and goals
There's a bar and he'll meet the bar
And then that's
that's tough of what it is
and you appreciate it will be helpful for a team's bench
it'll be good
he'll round out
a good teams lineup
I mean listen
but if they saw
I don't know if they saw him though
because if they saw the jacket
that he was wearing
they probably wouldn't have picked him
that that that jacket was wild
that was too much
Grady Dick
welcome to the TikTok abyss
you will be in a future
traffic video
we're flaming in
the worst decision of your life
if I would have saw that man
and tried to enter the green room
I would have denied him
in front of his wife or girlfriend and parents and all that.
Not for him.
That's funny.
Yeah.
To round out the lottery we got,
the Pelicans taking Jordan Hawkins.
Love it.
Nice.
Love it.
On to the next topic.
I'm over the draft.
Yeah.
We'll leave the rest of the first round and the second round for another day to talk about.
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We have the thing that you saw the title hooked around, which we actually just haven't talked about yet.
we have three really really two point five crazy ass trades that happened in the past few
past week really and we're going to do a little exercise where we're going to grade each
trade from the perspective of every team so this will be fun let's jump let's jump into it
i'm so ready first trade the trade that honestly rocked the basketball world like four or five
days ago when it happened the wizards finally traded bradley beale a year too late but nevertheless
they traded him who he is now a few
Phoenix Sun, they sent him over in exchange for Chris Paul, Landry Shammit,
six second round picks, and four first round pick swaps.
And they sent back Bradley Bill and Jordan Goodwin, most favorite player.
This is lying.
Yeah, he's totally lying.
So first off, what grade are you guys giving the Phoenix Suns for this trade?
Phoenix Suns, they deserve like a...
C.
Well, I was going to say like B plus.
We're going to have so much disagreement during these trade talks.
I can't wait.
Wow.
This is a, this is a C for me.
I don't, I am not.
Second round.
Let me say real quick.
This is an A, by the way.
An A.
There's an A.
A.
Okay.
First off, second round pigs to me mean absolutely nothing.
If you, if you're talking about a rebook, listen, congratulations.
Oh, we're talking about the sons.
Oh, for the sons.
My bad.
My bad.
Okay.
B, B plus.
That makes sense.
I was like, what are you talking about?
Okay.
But, yeah, my bad, I thought we were talking about from Washington's perspective.
Definitely the Sons.
Yeah, B-plus.
Okay.
Yeah.
A lot of people were down on this trade because if you watch that series against the nuggets,
nobody left it thinking, oh, this team needs a third star.
What they need?
Another shooting guard who thrives in the mid-range.
Yeah, exactly.
That's not their thing.
So it's not the perfect fit because it doesn't really solve any of their issues.
It doesn't give them depth.
It doesn't give them a new playmaker to replace Chris Ball.
It doesn't give them rim protection, anything they needed.
but they were going to cut Chris Paul for nothing a week before that
and you can turn Chris Paul and a garbage shooting
not I said garbage below average shooting guard and Landry Shammit
into an All-Star and Bradley Beale
you do that 100 out of 100 times
there's a big downside because the contract is ridiculous
and it's your all in move
but if you're going to have to have a skill set as duplicative
where your three top guys all do the same thing
I want that skill set to be being 30 point for game
three level scores
Yeah. The only daunting thing about this is like like literally seven days ago, the last time we reported, recorded this podcast, the Phoenix Suns pretty much had like a lot of their picks left. And now all that shit is gone. Like they went like Isaiah Thomas emptied the clip. It's all gone. And so that's like daunting because like of the situation and positions that they could be in. So I can't give them an A because. Because.
no trade clause are Lydia are literally like an abomination to the NBA world so I love it for
players of course I'm all for a player in power but like in terms of like your organization
and it warping the entire direction of your team like that's why I can't give this in A because
it can be very dangerous unless you win a championship then it's worth everything it's worth
the pain and the struggle of trying to come off be on that expensive contract and also him
like green lighting and red lighting whatever team that he wants to move
on to next potentially but yeah this is easily a B like B plus like you said because they had
no other option CP3 is finnigate wave that didn't know had didn't have happening like you said
he he got trades with wizards for a short amount of time and so yeah like this is like it was
I don't understand people why people hate this Donovan okay I guess so I'll tell you I'll tell you
why people hate it and I I said B plus it's a B minus it's a B minus for for these reasons
reasons. One, Bradley Biel hasn't scored 30 points in two years. He hasn't played, he hasn't played, he hasn't like average 30 points in two years. He hasn't played more than 60 games in four years. That's the scary part. Right. And you go from, you trade, either trading or cutting Chris Paul, who also gets hurt all the time and trading him for another guy who's making even more money than he is and who has a no trade clause. That end, like you said, has a skill set that you already have.
two other guys who do that on the roster like chris paul say say what you want about at least he
filled a need that phoenix had so there's there's those three things and i think that for phoenix
they got the wrong guy out the building deandre aton is the one who's who's supposed to be out
because he's the one where he's making a little bit too much money for everything that they're
asking him to do and now you've really really pigeoned your pigeon hold yourself
into having these four guys,
they're going to try and trade Aiton.
There's been some reporting that it's been like
tough for them to find a trade suitor for Aiton,
but you have really pigeonholed yourself
into having these four guys campaign
and then you, me and Moe, on the roster
to try and win a championship
and they're going to have absolutely no depth.
The second apron is, the second apron is going to kill them.
So it's, it's an all in move.
I appreciate like the gusto from them.
It's probably for the wrong guy though.
Who also gets to keep his no trade clause.
See, here the thing is, I 100% agree.
All those problems are continuously to be problems.
But there were problems before this, too.
People were acting like this trade created that.
They were already going to have no bench,
already have no flexibility going forward.
The difference is they had a 40-year-old superstar,
not even superstar anymore,
they had a 40-year-old guard,
and they replaced them with a 30-year-old one.
The issues didn't get worse.
They're the same.
No, and exactly.
that's why and that's why it's why it's bad that's why it's bad though because if the issues
are the same if the issues are the same and they play the same whether you're 40 or 30 they
play the same amount of games and now you just gave up half your draft to have the same problems
no the thing is though that that is under the assumption that they could have made a different
trade for chris paul and got a better outcome that faces those problems the other outcome
was sending him to golden state for jordan pool that is not a
better outcome that fixes those problems either so the reality is there was no answer that fixes
this problem so you can keep chris paul and run back the same formula that doesn't work or keep those
problems but get a better strength with braddy beale like yeah we're acting like they had a better
option they could have fixed those issues no matter what those issues are going to remain yeah the
oh how you how you feel about this i mean i agree i agree with isa those issues still remain but like
we have to be real they couldn't have done anything better like there was nothing
nothing out there like if it's not bradley bill oh do you want some other random player
like who's beat up and they're about to be out of the lake there's no way there's no way around
this issue and i think that what they did i respect it i don't know if i 110% agree with it
because it'll get you in very dangerous zone and a very dangerous territory but it's either
you like just let go of CP3 or receive an all-star in return while having like maintaining
some of your draft picks in the future with all these how many how many pick stops was it was it like
six second rounders or four the six second rounders and four first on pick swaps that is what's terrifying
to me it's ridiculous no trade clause and the pick swaps because like bradley beale like that that's
that's the only thing that i can't wrap my head around fully because you're at the
mercy of this dude like the entire future relies on him so i don't know who's running point who's
running point for them in the playoffs they're gonna do point booker i mean and now and is devon booker
best used when he's running point trying to get everybody else involved or is he best used when you
say hey go go do your best cobi impression and you let him like be legendary whatever we'll see
i i agree he's incredible off ball but maybe maybe there's a gear that he can unlock there he's
not a bad passer. Maybe he has a, he's not James Hardin, but maybe he has a Hardin type gear
where he can switch to point guard and unlock a new part of his game. And if that's the case,
and he can be just as good of a player as a point guard, Bill is going to provide more value
than Agent Chris Paul. So maybe that duo has a higher ceiling. Yeah, exactly. And a couple of years
ago, Devin Booker averaged like seven or at least super close to seven assists back when the
Phoenix Suns were super tracts. And he's way better now. Skills. Yeah, exactly. And so being way better
now with those threats for it's going to open up a lot more um the only like and i don't
my only issue with them is like i don't know if they have the right coach to like extend
or maybe even overextend sometimes your star players capabilities of like being a
straight up distributor like frank well i don't know i can talk about this but like i don't know
if he's the right coach for creative offense they kept kevin young who was like their
offensive coordinator from the past regime. He stayed and he's going to run the offense for
Frank Vogel. So I think that's going to be a good pairing. Frank Vogel is a defensive
mastermind who's going to reinvigorate DeAndre Aiton probably. Then you have Kevin Young to
keep the Phoenix Sun's offensive identity there. I'm, I don't have an issue with the coaching
on that end. Yeah. But if it was just Frank Vogel, I'd agree because Frank Vogel was not equipped
for that. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That's a great point. That's a great point to me. Let's
let's flip. Let's grade this for the Wizards now. Kind of Donovan has some opinions.
So the wizard finally moved off of Bradley Beal
It was too late
But keep in mind
This is a new regime
Who as soon as he came in
Decide to do it
It's not their fault
The old GM is an idiot
What do you grade it from that perspective
Of like
Yeah
See
I don't I don't think it's a great trade
Like
You get Landry Shamit
All right cool
Like he's just he's just there
He's relevant this trade
Yeah
The second round picks
I can
I can send $500,000 to anybody and get another second round pick.
Those things don't, like, move me if I'm, if I'm Washington, if I'm starting a rebuild.
The pick swaps, the pick swaps are interesting, but I think it's very interesting that out of this trade and even the subsequent one that they made with Chris Paul, you trade your franchise player and you don't get a, like, a legitimate first round pick that is yours.
because even the pick that they get from Golden State
is seven years into the future
and it's top 20 protected.
Yes.
So it's not like you still don't get a great draft pick
out of this and you're at the mercy of
how good is Phoenix in the future.
So it's like, yeah.
Wait, is the 2030 pick from Golden State?
Yes, right?
Yes.
Damn.
They have a 2030 pick.
They have a 2030 pick from Golden State
that is top 20 protected and then they have a 2030 pick
swap with phoenix yeah things though these trades these first on picks aren't necessarily like
they're probably not going to be taken by the wizards these are long-term trade assets that'll get
moved around by multiple teams multiple times and it's appealing that's going to be post-deff so
that's a good asset they're going to trade that again for a good player at some point top 20
protected yeah that that's that skewed my sucks a little bit like but at the same time like
what can you do bro like this is yeah no trade clause literally cancer and
and this is like the best that they could have done.
So, considering that, and then my grade overall,
I think I'd have to be like a B.
Like there's nothing, you couldn't have done worse.
You can have done worse.
I agree.
Straight B.
It's not, what's a new GM's name?
Is it Mike Winger?
I don't know his name?
I think so.
I think it's Mike Winger.
He's a new GM.
It's not his fault that the last brain dead regime didn't trade him last year
and gave him the fattest contract in the NBA with a no trade clause,
something no other NBA player has.
with that context he came in
all he could do
is say okay well it's too late
but we have to start somewhere
and just get the rebuild going
it should have been last year
when Wembe was on the board
but he can't help that
so from that perspective of year one
all you can do is look forward
and take the best case scenario in front of you
B plus B
they weren't going to get a good return
for Bradley Beale it was impossible
with a no trade clause
if the deal gave them too much
Beal would say no not
wait my no trade clause
you got to let them keep your stuff
so
it's kind of like the last deal where it's not a good outcome on paper it's a terrible return but
the reality is they were all going to be bad returns so it's the best they could do and they made
the smart decision to just get rid of them and start the rebuild from the best case they could
I don't know what I'd want them to do better they're just I don't they're tough spot they're money laundering
that's what they're doing I really believe that and like whenever we go through
all of these trades.
I look at the entire hall
that Washington got back
and I have no
evidence to believe
that you guys are actually
trying to win basketball games
in the future.
I think that they are laundering money
and that's like their main thing.
But what did they have done better?
Bradley Bill has a no trade clause
and makes $50 million a year.
They weren't going to get stars
or great young prospects for them.
Do you think it would be,
would you have Bradford like
kept Bradley Wheel?
No.
You got to start a rebuild.
Like we all know
Bradley Bush should have been traded it should have been last year but it wasn't so the new
guys said it's not optimal but all we can do is is take the sunk cost of losing out on that value
and just move forward yeah I need to know what the exact deal Miami had on the table and I know I know
like I just I'm just curious I know Bradley chose Phoenix over Miami yeah and and again that no trade
loss is crazy but like I just want I just want to know what it is I bet it was better you're right
it was better but Bradley said I want to go to Phoenix so they had to send a
Phoenix it's tough yeah he literally had them boys handcuffed ankle strapped and he was
whipping them like it was some like it was it was just an absurd that's how that's how that's how screwed
the washington wizard's word they couldn't do a damn thing about it so it's like with all this
going on and with the fake picks and all these second rounders it's like okay at least you got something
that you can kind of cook one.
He's the most negative contract in the NBA right now.
It's damaging to have Bradley Biel.
It's why you guys aren't high on the Sun's trade as much.
So to get out of that and be able to go into a rebuild
and get some positive assets in return,
like, it's not better at all.
And also, we're grading this trade alone,
but the reality is this trade is very connected
at the next one we're going to grade.
The reality is they netted Jordan Poole out of this.
So, like, getting Jordan Poole for Bradley Biel
isn't the worst thing in the world.
You traded the worst contract in the league
for the second worst contract.
Okay, Jordan Poole is going to be fine when he's able to go to a team where he's not in that role behind Steph Curry.
Like, he's a good player.
He needs time to be in a place that fits him better.
Are you optimistic about Jordan Poole going to a place where there are no rules and he's going to get to Chuck all night long?
That's what he's built for.
Yeah.
He's in best.
Him, bro, I need to see Kyle Kuzman get paid 30 M's a year and hoop along.
alongside Jordan Poole.
That'll be the nastiest brand of basketball ever.
Ever.
Let's, we'll get into this.
Let's formally move on to the next trade.
The next trade we got a great from both sides
is the continuation of this trade
where the Wizards sent Chris Paul to,
who else was in the trade?
Was it just Chris Paul going out?
It was just Chris Paul.
Okay, he sent Chris Paul to the Golden State Warriors
in exchange for Jordan Poole and a 20-30 first-round pick.
Was there additional draft compensation?
It was, so it was Chris Paul.
Chris Paul goes to Golden State, Washington gets back, Jordan Poole, Ryan Rollins, a 20-27 second-round pick, and then the 2030 first-round pick that is top 20 protected.
Okay.
So that essentially means all of, you have to view this in connection to the last trade.
Yes.
So they essentially traded Bradley Biel for Jordan Poole, two draft picks, and Ryan Rollins, who's a second-round pick last year.
Not a bad return.
I think this is, Chris Paul is worthless to a lot of NBA teams.
they got, say what you want about Jordan Poole.
I don't love him either, but they got a young asset who has potential and a first-round
pick for an aging Chris Paul who a lot of teams would have just bought out.
The guys, the guys who leave Golden State, like James, it's one of the reasons why I'm
fairly low on James Wiseman.
If you cannot thrive in that situation, especially Jordan Poole, where they were ready to give
him the keys to.
to the second unit, right,
B, baby, Steph,
all of this stuff.
It's not like,
it's not like they were handcuffing him
the way that they're doing
Kaminga or Moody
and the night of them playing time.
Jordan Poole had every opportunity
to shine in Golden State
and play alongside the easiest person
in the league to play next to in Seth Curry.
Maybe Yokic, right,
whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was unplayable,
unplayable in the playoffs
because he's out here just running around
being just idiotic
all the time.
I I'm not high on Jordan pool going to Washington where he's not going to have any type of structure and he's just going to churned you don't have to be you don't have to be but him in a first-run pick is more long-term value than Chris Paul I'll tell you that yeah what's a grade for this mo for the wizards yes for the wizards yeah for the wizards this has to be for the wizards this strict interaction it has to be an A because you got a 24-year-old who is the exact type of player that you
need as an organization
when you're going to
pure mayhem in terms of just like
reshifting and remolding the entire
infrastructure of your team
whether he like pops
or he flops it doesn't really matter
you just have a body to
have people watch
it's his potential
it's Chris Paul
I see Madonna's face he's like what
it's Chris Paul he's 38 and has no
long term value and they got a young guard for him
that is a W like this is a great trade for them
yeah exactly like
great trade is a stretch
no it's an incredible trade
great trade is not anything of a stretch
they are going to run
I need I need to pull up this
this tweet
so the roster is irrelevant they're going to be the worst team
of league on purpose
they are paying a dude
you are going to have the worst team
in the league and also have one of
and also have one of the worst contracts
in the league at the same time
at the same time it doesn't matter
yeah who's going to
Washington. Listen, we talk, we talk about all the teams. It's the same as saying like, oh,
the Minnesota Timberwolves have a whole bunch of capsaries. Nobody's going to Minnesota. Nobody's
going to Washington. I understand that you like, you would like to have flexibility. Every
NBA team wants to have flexibility. Washington, Washington needs to do something a little bit
different. I think for them getting an erratic 24 year old who is just going, he's going to, he's going to, he's
going to be like we are going to watch the
Washington Wizards next year and it's going to be
very similar to how the Houston
Rockets have been playing basketball for the last two years
bro the other year one of a rebuild
when I say they have cash base I'm not saying they're going to use it to get
stars it just means that Jordan Poole's contract is irrelevant
because it's not going to hamstring them in any way
they're doing nothing with that money it doesn't matter
they're losing games on purpose
there's steps in order to like every NBA
first every NBA organization tends to
through their motions and every 10 years they go through a cycle of being ass being good contenders
and being mid and stuff like that washing wars were just cursed with the most yeah i don't just
bad people in the front office who just loved being mid and this is their time to shine and be
really bad and you have to go through the motion of just making moves that don't move the needle
but you make these moves are seeds placed that'll eventually move the needle so next year when
they're in place to let's say to go ahead and get the number one overall pick and the projected
number one overall dude is like some dude named Isaiah Collier that like this Jordan pool trade
or any or anything helps that if the point if the point that you guys are making if the point
that if the point that you guys are making is that Jordan pool makes the Washington Wizards
worse and helps them and helps them lose games then yes then yes bro first of all you're
acting like Jordan pool is Frank Nittle Kina Jordan Poole has potential
Jordan Poole didn't work out in Golden State
partially because he got laid the fuck out
by the team's veteran leader
before the season started
and ruined their team chemistry
the season before we were all
like Jordan Poole is a foundational piece
gets knocked out
now he's bad
I don't think the Queens is there
He's not a potential
You're saying they gave the keys
As a six man behind Steph
He's an on ball creator
that was fitting into their system
the best way he can
But he's best when he's running,
picking roles
and creating all things offensively
When you give him those touches
maybe he doesn't come good
maybe he becomes Jordan Clarkson
we'll see but there's a chance
that he becomes a legitimate creator
with the ball in his hands
that has value and isn't a star
but is a really good player
it's better to have that and take that chance
than to just have a Chris Paul
that you probably cut for nothing
like that's a good return
for a player that doesn't have a lot of value
yeah exactly
you're going to see a lot of 11 for 28 nights out there
good and it won't matter
it has no consequence
because they're going to be bad anyway
yeah 11 for 20
Or 25 or 28, they're still getting top three.
It doesn't matter.
But if you see that, if you see him shoot good, you take that with a not a grand salt, but you take that.
You take that.
And then you see where he potentially might fit in with your future.
That's the entire thing.
He's young and the potential so they're regardless.
That's all it is.
When you're in this position where you're starting to rebuild, you just got to throw a dart to the board and see what sticks.
And Jordan Poole is a worthwhile dart to throw.
Like that is a bet that has potential.
Yeah
Nah, I disagree
I just hate that bad damn
It's not worth the risk
You should be in China
Yeah exactly God
I didn't give a grade
I guess an A
Like I don't
I think it's a great trade
They turn CP3
They turn nothing into something
Yeah
Let's grade this from the Warriors
perspective
This is a weird ass move
For the Warriors
That isn't horrible
but it's weird it's like you can see it but cp3 is like that quite literally the inverse of
warriors basketball in terms of how they like to move and also their stuff yeah that's what i can say it is
weird oh sorry go ahead no no no you're good it's weird like the last time i saw a guard
who's it not even a similar mode cp3 but like he likes to have the ball in his hands like i don't know
Sean Livingston, like, who's, who's deadly in the mid-range?
That's it, bro.
That's it.
Yeah.
So, it's weird.
Best I can say it is it makes no fucking sense, but if you think about it hard enough,
you can figure out a way to make it make sense in your head by saying they're trying
something different and they're going, they're zinging when everyone's zagging or, no, they're
zinging when you'd expect them to zag because they always zag.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, it's just different from what you'd expect from Warriors basketball, but if you view it
as like they're changing up their style, it could make sense.
I don't know what to grade this, but I can kind of see the vision.
I think for them, I think the person who honestly benefits the most out of this is Jonathan
Kaminga.
I think, because I think like for Chris Paul to thrive in this backup point guard in this
back of point guard role, you throw Kamingia in there and have Chris Paul teach him how
to navigate a pick and roll and have his athleticism, him being.
an actual lob thread and maybe turn him into like uh dandre eight and light type of thing you might
you might be able to unlock something and just in terms of like a lot third and i yeah in terms of
like how he's working with christ paul yeah let's see like he might you might be able to figure out a
little something just get a little bit more out of him but outside but that's like one of the
only pluses that i see and it's just a weird fit because would you finish the game with like
Chris Paul, Steph, Clay, Wigs, and Dre?
Like, you're small if you do that.
You're small.
You don't have to.
Yeah.
I think on the court, this trade is like, it's a so-so thing.
It's more so you have to see what this trade does outside of the court, which is like
the contract stuff.
And obviously he has a lot short of a contract compared to Jordan Poole.
And so that gives them all the flexibility in the world in the next few years.
And that's like the biggest thing about it.
So I guess in my mind, they saw that, hey, we get to free air.
ourselves from this treacherous Jordan pool contract, and we have an opportunity to bring someone
on who can be useful to us, not only on the court with, like, you know, John Caminga and Moses
Moody and setting things straight and feeding Kavan Looney instead of him just saying they're
awkwardly sometimes. They can just go ahead and throw them in and add another layer of our
offense and throw teams off and have something that's on scheme or whatever. So I'll give this a C-plus,
maybe B-minus, when I mean generous, because it's not a great.
great move it doesn't enhance their strengths like you want a lot of deals to do like every team has an
identity you want them to do something that can strengthen that identity normally this goes against
what they stand for normally but if you think back to last year their starting lineup
their starting lineup was one the best in the league still like it was incredible when they were
healthy they were starting lineup ran through everybody the problem is they got no bench production
because jordan pool got knocked the fuck out forgot to play basketball jama didn't make a leap
Moses and Moody wasn't quite ready.
Wiseman didn't give him anything.
They lost GP2 for the first half of the year.
Auto Porter wasn't there.
They never got that bench production
they had in their championship year.
So they didn't need to make a move
in their starting lineup.
We know that group is going to be amazing.
So the answer is how do you fix the bench?
And I think getting one of the best
playmakers of all time,
who's washed granted,
to run that second unit
and potentially be very overpaid to do so,
but be there to fix your exact one weakness,
it could work
it's strange
it's a weird way
to get there
but it could be
like a really smart move
that ends up working
despite being very unconventional
yeah
it's so weird
it's that's the only way
I think any of us
can describe it
and I really just have to see
how it looks
to really grade it
and get like an actual view
on how this is going to go
I was shocked
I was so shocked
when you opened up before me
like Chris Paul to the Warriors
what
what is going on?
He's seeing him in about 2Ks.
It looks so wrong.
It does.
It is weird.
Yeah.
So I think,
if he made $2 million,
it would be great because you go,
oh, he just plays in the backup
and he doesn't close games
or he does, depending on the matchup,
they can limit his minutes
and he can just run that second union
to make him better.
If it was a better minimum signing,
we'd all be like, great, right?
You don't have to play him.
Just view it the same way.
Because honestly, money is completely
irrelevant to this team because they're paying
a ridiculous luxury attack bill regardless.
so even if they didn't have him
they're not going to have cap space
so like it barely matters
they're going to be a second apron team
no matter what
so if you pretend the money doesn't exist
if he's playing for free
I'm like oh why not
it doesn't got to close games
he doesn't have to be in reality either
the real question is
would you guys have done the same thing
and traded away Jordan Poole
a 24 year old for a 38 year old
that age graph is insane
well yeah
kind of you had to
you have to make a
move after after what happened at the at the side of last season like jordan pool and
and draymond green couldn't coexist for another year and everybody kind of said for the entire
time like hey this kind of like that punch messed up our entire season and you saw you saw the
effects that it had on on their defense on the second unit on on their whole chemistry and
you turned a title team and a team that won the championship that was down to one into a team
that couldn't win on the road because they just weren't connected so yeah somebody had to go
and it's probably going to be the guy who's only been here for three years rather than the
defensive anchor who's been here for a decade yeah it sucks that they went out they went out like
that and damn pooled you got punched and you got shipped out of there that's tough man you're just
you're literally the stay losing yeah exactly and so now I guess it's just all about how they
side to
I also
I agree with you
in terms of like
this could also be
a huge boost
for Jonathan Camilla
and Moses Moody
because I think
that's like
one of the main things
that you want to get
out of this trade
I think I saw some
I think I saw something
a report out
it's one of those
mostly relevant points
you know how
role players
request trades
and stuff like that
I could be wrong
but I feel like I
saw something
about that
with Jonathan
Kaminga
and so if you see that
you know what I'm saying
you have these
lottery
who you could have traded a long time ago
before even won in the NBA trade
I mean the NBA championship in 2022 I believe
So now that you kept them
And they're still doing a whole bunch of nothing
Because you're giving them no minutes
Like it's like now we're never with them
You know so yeah
I think for them
It's not necessarily giving up on Jordan Poole
Because at a rough year I don't think they're reacting that harshly
I think it's more like I said
They knew their starting lineup was great
But their bench was ass
that bench was led by the backup point guard being Jordan Poole
and he's just not really equipped for that role
he's not a playmaker and they need somebody to elevate that
or at least that's the way they felt is that they could sacrifice him
to get a guy they think that can fix that one issue
and they see Steph as probably
it doesn't matter about building long term because Steph is their window
whatever comes after after Steph comes rebuild
so like you're all in on this thing
so you can sacrifice that if it means optimizing the team
for steps of window and fixing their biggest strength.
And there's the locker room issue where the chemistry was ruined because, as I've said multiple
times, Jordan Poole was knocked the fuck out before the season started.
So, and Draymond said himself in the podcast, you know, like after a catastrophic event
like that happens, you can't walk up to, he didn't drop his name, but it was clear as they,
like, you can't walk up to certain people and talk the same because now you have a clear
dent in that relationship and whenever you're talking to someone like whenever you're talking to
someone like that you're cooking right now you can't you can't you can't clear out the kinks anymore
and that's why that's how he explained to leaves as to why they seem sloppy and super
inconsistent throughout the year you just can't move the same anymore like literally nothing
will ever be the same and they had to bite that bullet and they are investing all their time
into the greatest point guard of all time and Steph Curry
and this is what they should be doing so yeah yeah
I go B minus I think as I'm talking through it
the downside isn't really there because either way they're locking in this team
if it doesn't work out not the biggest deal in the world
upside is they find a creative way to fix their biggest issue
I'm cool with it yeah exactly you get money you don't believe
you free yourself from Jordan Poole so yeah this cool it's cool
I think it's a
I'll rate this a B
It's great
I gotta see it
I don't
I still don't know what to give it
You don't like anybody's moves
Ever this year
You're just you hate all these trades
No I don't
I'm not saying I'm not saying
It's good or bad
It's just really weird
It's very unorthodox
And I don't have
There's no way you
I don't have a definitive grade right now
Talk about
Yeah next trades
Are straight Ws to everybody involved
I think
Yeah
So let's move on to that
Third big trade this week
Crazy these all happen
within like the same like 72 hour period.
The next big trade was a three-way trade
between the Memphis Grizzlies, Boston Celtics,
and Washington Wizards.
Damn.
We'll start from the Wizards perspective
because, you know,
they got rid of Bradley Bill.
They clearly committed this rebuild.
Next up was Chris Hopps for Zingis,
who was a pending free agent,
who had a player option,
who was deciding until the last minute
whether or not he was an opt-out
and go to free agency route
and sign with somebody outright
or opt-in and get traded to somebody
that he can have one more year with
and potentially extend with
or Tessori Agency next year.
They ended up going the route of finding him a trade partner
so they could trade him and get something for him
instead of him walking for nothing.
So last second, he opted in and got traded to the Boston Celtics.
After the first version of this deal fell apart,
they ended up doing the three-team trade
where the Boston Celtics get Christops Porzingis
and two first-round picks.
And the Wizards get Tyos Jones,
a second-round pick, and Danilo Gallinari.
And the Memphis Grizzlies get Marcus Smart.
And I figure what else
I think they just got smart
It's the only thing that matters
The Grizzly just got Marcus smart
The Wizards got Mike Muscala as well
Yeah Mike Muscala too
So lots to dissect
Let's start from the wizard's perspective
You know
They could have lost KP for nothing
And they ended up bringing back Tyos Jones
Who could either be a point guard
To keep them stable as a team
Or another person to trade in the future
For a first-round pick at the deadline
I see that as an absolute win
Because KP could have left for nothing
yeah
a minus
a minus
yeah it just sucks
with all their
moves that they've been making
like these are just like
we we have no other choice type moves
you know yeah
exactly so it sucks
it's not great but like
he if as a guy that could opt in
he effectively had a no trade clause as well
yeah
because if you don't like the deal
he could just opt out and test re agency
yeah exactly so they were like
they're done for so I mean
I feel like bringing in a guy
specifically like Tyos Jones, who's easily one of the best backup point guards, maybe
the best backup point guard in the entire NBA, at least one of the top three or five or
whatever, having him alongside Jordan Poole and if Kyle Closer shines back and all
them guys, like, I think he'll help, like, establish some type of stability because if he
wasn't there, then it'll be a complete, like, chitcho.
Like, it will be just straight AAU type fives.
But, and I think, go ahead.
He's going to average 20 and 8.
for the first half of the year
and they're going to train
at a deadline to a team
that needs a good point guard
they're just pushing back their asset
like he could get them a first round pick later
so like yeah you'd want them
to get a first round pick now
because they're rebuilding
but Ty Jones is going to be an asset
that gets better with time
as he gets more reps to prove himself
yeah I agree
I agree
yeah yeah it's good
you probably probably would try
and like it's just
I don't know
you at the 30 fifth pick
it's like effectively
I guess it's like right on that range
where it's still kind of like a first round pick
it's not too far back so it's okay
A minus. Yeah it's a good pick
What about from the Grizzly side?
The Grizzly shipped out Tys Jones
who's a really good player
and they shipped out two first round
picks
one of them was the end of this round
and then one of them was a future pick
and they got Mark to Smart
who is like basically the Dylan Brooks
replacement but a guy who actually has some brains
not bad
B plus
I don't want to say B plus
I don't think the
Okay, so they fill the need
By replacing Dylan Brooks and Marcus Smart
Who is like the best version of Dylan Brooks
They keep that defensive identity
By having a good guard defender
Next to John Morant
I think it's a great fit
Gives them some more playmaking
And just you know
They have the last two defensive player of the years
I think Smart is a perfect fit there
And he's worth the picks
But Tyos Jones is also really good
So it's not the biggest talent jump in the world
It's like you're replacing somebody
But at what costs
I go be.
But I think I think where Marcus Smart's value comes in is that Memphis is still very, very young and you get, you get an adult in the room.
You get a veteran who's been to the finals, right?
You get Marcus Smart who's been in all these situations.
And even though that he's like he's not going to be the one that's leading your team in shots or anything, he knows how to play his role, you know, alongside Star.
So once a job comes back, it's perfectly fine.
fine. So I think that that's kind of something that they've been missing. And so now you have
Marcus Smart and Stephen Adams as your two vets on the team who have, you know, experienced and
done this before. And I think that that's something that Memphis really, really needs.
Yeah, exactly. Considering a couple of months ago, they literally threw like five or four first round
picks at the Toronto Raptors face for O'Diano Novi. They're on their knees begging the Raptors,
Masai J. J. for O.G. Arunobi. And if you don't do that, if they didn't.
do that. I think this is like
the second best thing they could ever
ask for and possibly it might be even
it might even work out for them
even better because you're not giving up an agree
just in mind of picks. It sounds like they're just pick happy
they have all their picks so I think moments
like this is where you're supposed to cash into it so
it's not a good feeling like damn
I just give a two first round picks or fucking
Marcus Smart but at the same time like
Marcus Smart he comes with a lot of
intangibles
you could not say that way. Yeah
But like Donovan said, there's a lot of stuff that's not accounted for on the court, even though he's super talented, that the Memphis Grizzies, specifically as a team, need more than anyone else the entire league.
And so this is like a huge W.
This is a huge W for them.
Bro, end of the season, we were talking about, is their culture dying?
Like, this is a team built on culture.
John Moran is doing John Morant things.
Dylan Brooks is an imbecile.
like Marcus Smart is going to save their culture
like that matters a lot for this team
yeah it's a big it's a big pick up for them
yeah no yeah I'll give it a minus I agree
the and the thing is too
they were talking earlier in the off season
not in the off season because it just started
but like a week ago we saw reports that
they were going to find Ty Sheones a trade
to be a starting point guard
he probably asked for that
so like he probably wanted out from that role
so I'm talking about like it's not the biggest talent upgrade
but if he didn't want to be there
you don't want them there you know what i mean like so they upgraded for sure it's worth the first two
first on picks you can decide but the fit is perfect exactly and something i want to say too
about like you know overall team building and stuff like that there's going to be times where
you need to trade picks because there's no room or no necessary need for any individual position
teams run across this all the time and a lot of teams either force feed themselves into like
awkward positions or they like key in catching just the right amount of picks or maybe too much
like they're what they tried to do earlier and moments like this is where it's like okay two
first round picks considering what he does it is worth it a for sure yeah you you acquire assets
to eventually use him to upgrade your team and this is the type of move you do exactly yeah
brilliant okay let's talk about the most interesting part of this now well what's your grade
for the Boston Celtics
No, no, for the Grizzlies
I don't think you give a grade
Oh yeah, A
Yeah, I gave him a
They're an A
Okay, now we can move on
To the most interesting side of this
The Boston Celtics
They traded their heart and soul
As everyone says
Marcus Smart
For Christops for Zingis
And two first round picks
On paper that's incredible
Trading a high level role player
For a borderline all-star
And two first
That's nuts
Yeah
What you're great
Because he's in Washington, bro
That's an A trade to me
bro, I want to say, hey, what?
Donovan, what's your, I want to hear, Donovan.
This is a bad trade, too.
Tell me how this is a bad trade.
You're the only one of the tongue to tell you this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I mean, it's not an A, though.
It's not, it's not an A.
There's a level above A, and that's fleece.
And that's what the Celtics did.
Like, that's what they got.
Right.
This trade is, wow.
For Brad Stevens, for Brad Stevens, for Bradsting to get two first round picks and
Chrisops before Zingis on this team, this, that's crazy.
That's crazy.
It's not.
They,
He, listen, he learned from Danny Aange so beautifully, because Danny Aang is out here fleecing people for years.
And Brad Stevens was like, I see what you're doing.
I got you.
Right.
I'll make you proud.
This is, this is a knockout trade.
The Celtics did the absolute best that they could.
It's fantastic.
I agree.
A plus plus.
So the upside is KP fits beautifully.
He's a really good room protector who can space the floor, which fits on every team.
But they have Robert Williams who he can play alongside because Robert Williams is,
interior threat and KP's a legit spacer.
They have Al Horford.
He could play alongside and they can have two
spacers as big men, which gives him crazy
versatility and rim protection.
Or he can be the only big on the court when they go
small-ish with KP as a center.
That gives them so much versatility.
It's ridiculous.
We knew they couldn't run it back what they had last year
and this is how you throw a wrench into that
offense and give themselves new looks on really
both sides of the ball. It's a perfect fit.
Yeah.
The downside is Marcus Smart was their only good passer, and now they have no good passers.
So that was already a weakness.
They probably have some more moves to make, but as of now, they have no playmakers.
I mean, yeah, you're really leaning in to Malcolm Brogden and Derek White trying to, you know, run this offense.
And I guess this is also the thing that we've talked about with Tatum a lot is that they have tried to make him into this all-encompassing,
hey we're going to run everything through you you're going to set up the offense this is their way
of saying tatum we're going to push you into these situations to be uncomfortable and we're really
going to lean on on him so i think for tatum we're probably going to see maybe one of the best
versions of jason tatum that we've seen up until this far i i know listen i know he's not like
i'm not expecting him to make some type of leap where he ends up at like james hardin where he's
averaging eight nine assist the game but handling the flow of the offense
I think we're going to see a more comfortable Jason Taylor,
just because he's going to be in that position every single night.
And I think, and he's made some strides in his playmaking.
So another little minor bump, that might be the difference.
Okay.
I made a video two weeks ago where I talked about why this team isn't going to work
because Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum as a duo are not either one of them high-level playmakers.
And I said they should probably trade Jailen Brown for a high-level playmaker.
I'll send that video.
If they don't want to do that,
they got a trademark to smart
and find a way
to get a point guard there
because I don't think
that they should be trying
to make Jason Tatum
into a point forward.
That's just not his game.
And I like this KP trade,
but if they don't make any other moves,
I think they'll be fucked
because that means they have to treat him
or Jalen as playmakers.
And I think that's the opposite direction
they should be going.
If they saw last year,
team play out and said,
we need less passers,
we need more Jason Tatum passing reps,
I think that's a complete,
wrong takeaway so i'm not going to overreact yet because they have more moves to make they can
get a point guard in here by doing more trades but that is a that that that whole is more glaring
than it was before and it was already glaring they should have somehow i don't know how this would
have worked but tyos jones on this roster would have been so nice screw those picks this
would have been a beautiful a plus plus trade because this affects now of course those picks are
super nice and all that but like that fills a direct board like yeah like you got a kp
and that just makes your roster somehow they're already like one of if not the most versatile roster
in the entire NBA this puts them even over on top of that so but still like the same issue lies
like about jalen brown and dizzatim those two being the face of your team and you know i'm saying
there being a real like deep dark hole of a true playmaker there and so it's just awkward still
but it's like very enticing
and again it just lies upon the shoulders of Jalen Brown
and just say to him
and what type of leaps can they make as individual players
you know it's crazy
though the first version of this trade they tried to do
was sending Malcolm Brogden out instead
for Christophersingus
that got vetoed because
the medicals on Malcolm Brogden came back
once the wizards saw it
and they were like oh this guy is not healthy at all
his elbows falling off the bone
we can't take him
if that didn't get vetoed
they would have got KP for Malcolm
Brogden it would have been an insane steal
and then
I have a feeling they would have did
the Tice Jones trade for Marcus Smart
because clearly the Grizzies won it smart
so they could have had KP and Tias Jones
on this team I feel I feel bad for
Marcus Smart I really I really do
because
Jaylen Brown can't go left
and now Marcus Smart has to go babysit
John Moran like I feel bad for him
because of that like that
that really sucks
that really sucks
Yeah, the problem is he doesn't go left that well either.
So, like, one of them had to go.
Yeah.
Like, for all things, they all do a lot of things well.
Neither one of them are just great dribbler, penetrators.
Like, that duo was the problem next to Jason Tatum's and something had to go.
Well, at least...
Imagine if they got K.P. for Brogden?
That would be insane.
That would have been insane.
And then Ty's Jones and two first-on picks were smart.
They would have been cooking.
But at least they put themselves in a position to, like, grab that true PG whenever
like the second they come out in the market with these two first round picks so yes it's
sucked that they didn't land him but they're even in an even better position to eventually land
that so i mean it's a good move and also kp is not gonna like he's not deathly attached to your
roster because he's a free agent next year so yeah i mean it works out all all around all around
for sure yeah so it's a great trade good for them man i still think jaylon brown's not going to
work a long term unless they somehow get a really high level point guard but i don't know how they're
going to do that but we'll see they're going to give jalen brown that super mac extension a couple weeks
yeah man those are the three trades we got the greats oh wait you don't want to talk about the clippers
at all i don't i don't make a trade the clippers were in the original trading oh you're right
they didn't make that trade i don't know why they were supposed to malcolm brogden that three-way
trade but they said listen we have too many cripples already we can't deal with the guy who was
the world though they sunk it
so just real quick
would you give paul george
that 200 million dollar extension
no
is paul george up for an extension i don't even know that
no he i think he will be like
soon as i think he'll have an opportunity to sign that
it's something yeah no no there's no there's no
there's no where i'm maxing paul george and kawai
yeah
see i'm not doing it
during the live stream i was over here spraying
the paul george and kawai profit
propaganda to Portland if Portland decided to unload the clip and give the clippers every single
thing that they have in their goddamn wallets. And I was like, that'll be really fun. And that's
something I would do with Portland if they're like stupid enough to try to keep dame. Do that.
Because Kaua Leonard's trade value is not going to be weirdly enough, not that high.
Yeah. We'll see, man. I don't even, I don't even want to get into the clippers. Is there so
much at play there? Yeah. That's, that's another podcast for another day.
y'all know what time it is
I think it's TikTok time
look at the crayon eaters
they're all around
their crayons eating them
as always
we're going to start with the draft
you know you know what it is by now
this time we're going to do a draft
of only players that played with LeBron at some point
let's get into it
every player's going to be in their prime
so this should be interesting
he's had to play a lot of guys
I think I have the first pick
Mo had it first last time
so Donovan your second
Mo your third
Okay
Which sucks as third
Is the place to be in the draft
But
It really is
Okay
So let's draft NBA
Lineups
With only players
Who played with LeBron
At any point in their career
And everybody in their prime
Who first pick is an interesting
One can go a lot of ways
Yeah
First pick
Give me Dwayne Wade
Okay
Cool
Listen everybody's in their prime
Give me Shaquille O'Neal
Okay
Okay, there you go.
I just forgot about Shaq.
Oh my God.
Yep.
Yep.
He sold.
Okay.
He sold.
Fuck.
Okay.
Dang.
Naturally.
Give me Kyrie Irving and Dwight Howard.
That's a nasty duo.
Yeah, it's perfect.
I can't believe I forgot about Shaq.
Oh, my God.
All right.
We're just going to start big.
Don't do it.
Give me Anthony Davis.
Four.
You're nasty for that.
You nasty for that.
for that. You nasty for that. Shack and AD? My goodness. Come on. Oh, I'm getting cooked. This sucks.
All three, I have three centers written down. You guys took all three of them. You know who to pick next.
Oh, my God. This sucks. Okay. You know exactly where to go next. Well, give me Carmelo Anthony.
Okay. And, I don't know, that kind of sucks. Give me MVP Derek Rose.
Oh, he did play with D. Roles. Damn, I
I forgot about that.
He played with D. Rose.
He did.
That is okay.
Okay, so for my...
Let me get some shooting.
Let me get Ray Allen.
That's a good pick.
We get Prime Ray Allen.
That's nice.
I like that a lot.
All right.
You got Prime Ray Allen.
I almost said T.HT.
To troll.
All right.
Now this is where the draft is kind of like wide open-ish.
So...
Go ahead and give me, this is not a great pick or fit.
But go ahead and give me Russell Westbrook.
Okay.
At my two.
Oh, you're two.
Yeah.
Give me Russell Westbrook at my two.
And then after us.
You said what?
He is not a shooting guard.
He will shoot you out the game.
That's right.
He is a shooting guard in this.
So give me Russ.
And then also give me Carlos Boozer at my four.
okay yeah you mean Carlos what do you mean okay he was nasty in Utah days what listen do
do what you got to do do what you got to do construct your team the way you'd like I would
like I need three give me Brandon Ingram oh I forgot he played a Brandon Ingram that's good
okay nice thank God most sold and pick Carlos Boozer give me Chris Bosch okay oh I was
I was waiting damn he passed up on a Hall of Fame
for Carlos Boozer.
Yeah, I forgot about Chris Boss.
I have no idea.
Damn.
And then on my five, give me Ben Wallace.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Oh, you recovered.
You recovered.
Recovery.
That's good.
All right, I need a point guard
to bring all this together.
Give me Prime Rajan Rondo.
It's a good pick.
Damn, that is phenomenal.
I forgot about Rondo.
You play with the lake.
Darren Williams is available,
but Rondo's a good pick.
Who is?
You said Derek Williams?
Darren Williams.
oh Derek
I was like
Who the hell
Derek Williams
He's also available
He did play with him
Yeah
I forgot about that
Yeah
All right cool
Anyways
So I need a shooter
Because my spacing
is looking
Really suss right now
And
Go ahead and
I guess you can go ahead
And give me
Danny Green for my three
Okay
I would have picked Shane Badiere
Or Richard Jefferson
Or Cal Corver
But Danny Green works
Or Mike Miller
were literally played
I literally
Wow
Yeah
Calco
This is glitched for me
So he was like
Or J.R. Smith
No,
I'd rather have Danny Green
than J.R.
Yeah,
I'm not J.R.
Prime J.R?
I'm like I'm good.
Bro,
Danny Green is a damn.
Prime Danny Green is nice.
Yeah.
Prime J.R.
We're asleep.
Don't sleep.
What?
We're sleeping on you.
What are those words
Prime Danny Green
was won MVP?
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Back in them
back in the Spurs era.
Okay.
All right, let's listen teams.
So my team is Derek Rose, Dwayne Wade, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosch, Ben Wallace.
You've recovered very nicely.
Yeah.
You recovered very nicely.
What a storyline.
All right.
I have, I have Rajan Rondo, Ray Allen, Brandon Ingram, A.D. and Shaq.
I think my team fits very well together.
I don't think it fits well at all.
All right.
I think it's good.
A Kyrie Irving, Russell Westbrook, Danny Green, and then I have Carlos Boozer.
That's what hurt me.
This is what hurt me.
Yeah, that's what hurt me.
The Carlos Boozer hurt my soul, bro.
That hurt.
That hurt.
How did I sell the number one pick and then win by far?
This is crazy.
I won't say by far.
Oh, no, I won't by far.
You're not scoring at the room at all.
I have Ben Wallace and Chris Bosch from Manning my defense.
does nothing to shack i have anthony davis and shack you're not scoring at the rim like
it's not happening i don't know i have duane wade i have duane wade and i have duane wade and
derrick rose attacking the rim i think i'm scored against anybody you're not you're not
that's fine i'll just give it to carmelo anthony they hit the midrange where shack doesn't want to
pull up on the pick and rolls i got ad on him you got a d on dwight i'm on cormella
and i got russ screaming at babies
that's great that's hilarious yeah okay nice thing we're going to do as always a tier list
this time we're going to stick to the theme of the draft a little bit and we're going to do
a tier list of NBA young cores so these guys all of these teams have a new rookie in there so
that'll make things a little interesting so let's put these NBA young cores into a
tier list.
First off,
the Houston Rockets.
They're still pending.
Yeah.
So they can't be A at all
or S.
Yeah, I think B is fair.
A lot of potential,
but they still got to put it together.
Yeah, exactly.
They have a lot of talent.
Sangun.
I doubted them before,
but I think Amin Thompson
kind of brings it together.
I think they deserve it be.
Yeah, exactly.
Sangun,
green and almond Thompson there's a clear future there we just need to see a little bit
of going on the court but they're already way better off than how they were prior to this
draft I mean yeah but they still have Kevin Porter Jr. and Jabari Smith Jr. did not
look great so I might have to drop them down to a C.
Mo what do you think? I think we should stay at B. B it is. Next one
the Detroit Pistons. I also I'll put
this at a B. I really like Kate Cunningham, but he has to, he has to stay healthy. I'm very concerned
about his health right now. I mean, he had one bad injury. He's not, he's not Zion. I'm, I'm a little
concerned. That's my concern. I could have gone to paper because you would have been concerned.
I'm going to give him A. I think the trio of Cade, Ivy, and Asar has crazy high ceiling. I think
yeah. Yeah, add on Jail and Duren and that mix and then what they yeah. Yeah, like they are
definitely an a i damn don't want to put them s but for now i'm gonna put them a
we haven't seen a full year of kade and ivy yeah they maybe they should be yes
no once kade makes that real star leap this season then they can be s for now a's fair
all right the washington wizards yeah go ahead don't now if y'all put this johnny davis
jordan pool then this is this is an f tier young corps
kiss mart this is the worst core i've ever seen the only thing worse the only thing worse is
the seven and fifty nine charlop bobcats yeah they're at for now but it's first year for
rebuild so not a good start this is trash yeah cleaning the slate the spurs well this has to
be s because you have it has got one be their s it doesn't matter nothing else matters
yeah exactly it's that's like you have victor row that's dear
The Trailblazers
I hate that I'm giving them a good grade
They have a C tier
They have a C tier core
Because they have a
Scoot and Sharp is a good start
They have a C tier
They have the oldest young core ever
Because they still got
Damien Lillard in the core
This is C
Yeah
I think he's okay
The Scoot and Sharp is an incredible start
But it's really two guys deep right now
So I'm fine with that
Simons is too old to be in a young core
No he's not how old is he
He's on his second contract
He's not in a young core anymore
Bro, no, he's young as hell.
If he's, if he's 24 and younger, then he's not old, bro.
This is easily like a B plus.
Anthony Simons.
B plus is not real B.
What's the cutoff?
24.
He's 24 years old.
Okay, it counts.
We'll give him a B.
Yeah, there you go.
The Hornets.
C-Tier, you really only have one guy.
Or I guess what Brandon Miller.
Bridge is being a piece of shit really fun.
plucked him over and made it.
Yeah.
I was supposed to be Mr. 24th.
He's not coming back this year.
I think he is.
So I don't,
I don't want to entertain that.
Bridges being a piece of shit,
really screwed him over.
They're a C tier at best
because they lost one of their core guys
is what it is.
Facts.
Yeah.
C easily.
They got a lot of buildings to do.
Terry Rosier,
Gordon Hayward,
PJ Washington.
It's not really moving anyone,
bro.
Yeah.
The Thunder.
Oh,
S tier.
That's here for sure
Shea Josh Giddy's nice
Jalen Williams
Listen he could have made a late push for a rookie of the year
Chad Holgren's coming back
They are nice
We haven't even seen shit yet
They are nice
They have a 24 year old legit superstar
A two second overall pick coming along the way
Two other really high level guys
So it's what you want from young court
Just picked up Carson Walker
Or Carson Wallace too
Who is highly touted
Bro that's a W
They're absurdly right
They're winning
Nice
There's a lot of good young cores right now
It's interesting
There's a few years where like
There were some like premier young cores
Like building with like Luca, Trey Young, whatever
And those guys kind of like aged out
It's like last year there wasn't a ton of young cores
And it's starting to build up again
Yeah this is the new
This is called getting old Isaac
Get used to it
Oh my God
What is fucking stray
Okay
Next thing we're gonna do
We're gonna do another draft
of a player draft
we're gonna build a perfect player
last week we did this
with small forwards
today we're gonna draft
the perfect shooting guards
so let's be fun
so
let's draft the perfect
NBA shooting guards
who went first last time
I think I went first
so I got third
Donovan you got first
Mo got second
did I first pick
yeah you got first pick
all right
so here we got body shooting
finishing passing
and defense
okay
All right, I'm going to take this guy, just because I really just want to get this category out of the way.
Give me Devin Booker's passing.
That's a good pick.
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're taking Devin Booker's passing?
Yes.
Yeah.
And now he's off the board.
Okay.
This is my turn?
It's a strategic move.
Yeah, it's your turn.
How's it strategic?
I'm out of loop with that.
Okay.
Give me Clay Thompson shooting.
whatever.
Oh, I was about to take that.
Damn.
I'm like Clay Thompson or like Clay Thompson now.
Clay Thompson.
It doesn't matter.
He's a great shooter.
He's play.
Yeah.
Okay.
That doesn't sound too inspired.
You, you saw what he did in the playoffs.
Yeah, I did see what he did the playoffs.
You can have that shooting.
That's funny.
Give me.
This is a tough one.
Give me Donovan Mitchell shooting.
Want to pull off the dribble package?
That's good.
And then,
hmm, who's the best pass for I can.
Is Shay a shooting guard or is Giddy a shooting guard?
That's so tricky.
It depends on, see, for my sake,
I want to screw you over.
Who is the shooting guard in this back court?
I think it's Shay.
Are we going to go, Shea?
Listen, I will allow, if you want either one of them as a shooting guard, I will allow it.
Okay.
I'm going to assume...
Okay, what are they listed at?
Let's see if they're listed at.
I don't want to get Flamed for this.
What is Shea?
I think when we did the Shea draft, I mean, the point guard draft, we included Shea.
Shea's listed at point guard.
What is Giddy listed at?
Giddy is...
Power forward.
What the fuck?
See, that's what I'm saying, bro.
The hell is this?
I think Giddy's a forward.
Oh, because Jaylon Williams is a shooting guard, I guess.
That's so disgusting.
Yuck.
Okay, let me just not even think about either of them anymore.
That just threw me off.
What's the way?
Real quick, side note.
Where was this at?
What did you look on?
Bassel reference.
Gross.
Gross.
Okay, and give me Anthony Edwards' body.
Dang it.
I love that.
Thank you.
Okay.
I'm athletic and I can shoot the lights out.
Cool.
Give me Marcus Smart defense.
I think he's a point guard.
I think he's a point guard.
Yeah.
Well, are you,
he's,
I mean,
he's pretty clearly their point guard.
Yeah.
Damn.
So y'all,
y'all really doing this to me right now?
I mean,
kind of are playing by the rules?
Yeah.
It's not even a stretch.
He's clearly their point guard.
man oh my god
bro whatever okay anyways
go ahead
uh give me
yeah
go ahead
give me
shade and sharp body
he's athletic as fuck
okay
could have waited on that
but that's an advantage
you could have all right
um
okay I'm back at
back at the rotation I have
Devin Booker passing give me Desmond Bain defense okay that's a weird pick and give me
CJ McCollum shooting I like that's nice off the dribble is automatic all right so I got
shit and short body clay defense who's your play shooting or my bad yeah clay shooting there
we go that's where I fucked up at last time all right so whose defense do I want
Go ahead and give me
Lou Dort defense.
Oh, that's a good thing.
That's good.
That's good.
Okay.
Oh, I just had the picks.
Okay.
I had a brain part for a second.
For shooting,
I don't know how he fell to me.
Buddy,
oh,
already picked shooting.
Fuck.
I was going to say Buddy Hilled.
I forgot already have that.
What do I have again?
I just have body and shooting.
Yes, you picked.
Yeah, body and shooting.
You have, you have, you have ant,
you have ant,
you have an body and demon shooting.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
for for defense give me paul do you pick no you haven't do that for defense give me paul george
okay so lame bray damn so i have deep why am i having a such a brain fart
wait wait no wait are we counting pa jose because we counted him in the small forward draft
i don't know he's definitely a shooting guard i mean kawai's is small forward
so did i just cheat last time yeah but who cares i mean like we allowed it okay yeah who cares
he's definitely a shooting guard
like objectively he's a shooting guard
yeah
so I have finishing and passing left
hmm
finishing is a hard one
there's not a lot of like high flying finishers
at shooting guard
don't want jaylon brown's passing
imagine
looking at the shooting guard list right now
this is not a deep position like at all
I know
it gets kind of bleak after like
now it's bleak now
yeah
I look at the league and I'm like
relax relax nobody say anything
oh my
am I forgetting somebody big
not just go
make your pick
I
Ced Jim McCollum's there shooting guard
clearly I'm forgetting somebody big
are you finishing and I need passing
oh give me the Jontay Murray passing
okay
cheating because he's basically
a point guard but he was a two okay that's uh cool so did we decide what josh giddy was or
does someone already pick him he's not a guard he's not a forward apparently dude that's that's that's so
BS we all notice but anyway i mean yeah jalen william was the two guard yeah that's so weird um
anyways i have i have uh finishing left and passing all right so for my
let's do finishing
that's the toughest one
there's nothing really like outstanding
it's very tough
yeah exactly
that's the toughest one
but for finishing
damn I would kind of
I kind of wish I switched
with someone else
but yeah whatever
actually let's do passing for now
let's do passing let's do passing
I think that's more valuable
give me
where's it going
yeah
just give me like five times
before he makes it go ahead and give me
go ahead and give me
a Tyler hero passing
whatever
Ew
yeah it's gross
okay
I know puke
all right
we're gonna double up here
for finishing
give me Jalen Brown finishing
thought about that okay
and then for body
give me Jalen Green body
Jailen Green body
that's nice
I'm bodying you
every single
time you can't I want that I want that
athleticism he's jumping out the gym
he's jumping out the gym
I wish I wish we had
the like the athleticism
under like finishing
because I wanted him for I
wanted some combination of him and Jalen Brown
is like finishing him body
yeah
all right
I got Jalen Brown's strength
with Jalen Green's
vert that's what I need
okay I can see that
right mind up
give me Jordan Pool
finishing
Yeah, so much.
Your team is, your player's awful.
No, he's not.
What do you mean?
I got a place, shewled?
Sharp body.
Give me Kyrie Irving finishing.
Oh, we moved him back to a shooting guard.
Okay.
Is Luca a shooting guard?
Look, this is, okay, now we're playing hopscotch right now.
You can play with two, with two points.
Somebody has to be the two.
Wow.
No, just, I don't know.
Should I not pick him?
this i feel like i feel like he's more of a point guard okay well it doesante murray allowed then
i think when it kind of that's why i was like doesante murray but it's like what i guess
it's like it's not in the spirit of the rules man oh you should i pick somebody else
i'm thinking like pure like shooting guards like okay there's no like confusion whatsoever
don't don't cheat the game okay yeah jack ass you
you just take by
Dejante Murray too
I'm not going back
in Zonte Mary
I know
give me
Zach Levine
finishing
there you go
there you go
that's what I thought
you were going to take
last time
yeah
I thought about it
nice
my layups are sexier
so I have
Anthony Edwards body
that's good
Donovan Mitchell shooting
Zach Levine finishing
Dejante Murray
passing
oh did you get defense
yeah Paul
George defense okay nice your body is is what's getting me so I got
shader body I'm athletic as hell I got Clay Thompson shooting Lou door
defense Tyler Harrow passing kind of random and Jordan pool finishing all right
I have Jalen Green body C. J. McCollum shooting Desmond Bain defense
Devin Booker passing and Jalen Brown finishing Desmond Bayan defense is
hilarious.
Yeah, that's so weird.
Why you pick a game?
He's not a lockedout defender.
No, he's the,
he's the first name that came to
line.
I know.
He's built like me.
He's strong.
He's strong.
Little arms.
Okay.
Next thing we're going to do,
let's add some comedy into this bitch.
It's been too serious.
Okay.
We're going to bring back a segment.
What does this NBA player look like he would do
if he wasn't a basketball player?
This could go off the rows real quick.
Yeah, well, just don't be crazy.
Let's keep it in line.
So.
I don't know if I want to do this if I can't be crazy.
Fine.
Be you.
I'll edit out if you say anything crazy.
If you've seen any hard cuts,
it's because they got out of line.
What would this...
What does his NBA player look like he would do
if he wasn't a basketball player?
Trey Young.
I don't know
Trey young
What would Trey Young do
You know what he would do
Trey Young would be a dentist
Because he got them big old veneers
That's what he would do
He's a veneer spokesman
Really?
That's hilarious
I kind of feel like
Trey Young would run the shit out of a daycare
I think he would be a great daycare
I feel a soft side with Trey Young
He has a lisp
And he kind of talks funny
So I imagine him serving me ice cream on
a hot-ass day. I imagine working at
Brewster's or something like that.
It just fits
him. The ball spot,
you know what I'm saying? It's like, it seems
like a chill dude. He's ice tray,
right? What's wrong?
Am I out of market?
No, I'm not.
He caught him ice tray, so it's like,
he caught my trade for a reason.
Snash a colleague.
What is it?
What is it?
What's going on?
I'm so serious right now.
Oh my goodness.
I'm crying.
I'm crying too.
Stop making me cry.
Showing ice cream is crazy.
Yeah.
My stomach is so pretty.
stomach hurt so bad
it's the craziest thing
we've ever said
that's so random
but is it not accurate though
I don't know
you can see the vision it's not that crazy
I can't breathe
oh my god
is that it? Is that the TikTok
I think that's it
I think that's it
oh we're dog God we have five more names
I'm not going to survive.
I'm dead,
I need a tissue.
I'm so,
my face is so wet.
I think we should cut it after that one.
We can't.
We gotta keep going.
Yeah.
I can't make it.
I can't make it.
Bro,
you all have seen me die laughing like four times now.
This was the hardest of her laugh.
I said.
Because he has a list.
What's the correlation?
Stop.
It's crazy.
Stop.
I'm gonna throw up
Stop
Okay, I'm crying for real tears now
Oh my goodness
Let's part this on me
Oh my god
That's wild
It's not like super disrespectful
Which is hilarious
Because like how did that pop into your head?
Oh man
Caring all right
What
We're cover
Yeah
We're all up in tears
Wept in our noses
that's hilarious
okay
next one
Luca Donchich
I'm still recovering
something about food service
me too
I'm thinking about some food service
I immediately saw him in a kitchen
he's like a set worker on DeBear
the show
he's over there making
he's over there whipping up elite sauces
yeah he is fucking cooking that shit to death bro yeah
you know the finesse he works with on the court he's a culinary genius
yeah it makes sense he's too coordinated not to know what sauce goes where
no he does he looks like a he looks like a judge off a chopped
or even then he looks like he honestly would be a baker he would be a fantastic baker
too oh yeah no this man's this man's made for food i can tell he would make the mean
as cupcakes and also croissants
if that was his bag too
chrysons is for sure his bag
yeah
all right donovan
you can just set this one out
yeah
yeah
I took that one
exactly
I'm back
that's a great way
to go about
I'm back
okay
Devin Booker
D Book
D book
D book is selling cars
he's selling cars
I'm about say he's selling me
some me
yeah I like that
I like that
yeah he's some type of salesman
okay
I think he's
he'd work in an auto body shop. I think he'd be in the first Fast and Furious movie looking real
2002 LA. That that's he's work with he's some type of mechanic. He's a mechanic yeah. Yeah.
You see him on Midnight Club, everything. Yeah, he's the guy in a Fast and Furious movie. It's like
the tech wizard that somehow knows like every part of the machines on out of the cars and like
somehow that moves over to weaponry and shit. He's leucris. Yeah. Yeah. He like his old school
car. He like his old he likes his old school car. So that's definitely way to go. Yeah, he's always
saying shit like nothing beats American.
muscle.
I like him.
Oh, sweaty.
Next one.
Tyler Hero.
He looks like he's selling me phones at Verizon Wireless, bro.
He's like trying to become my main.
No, he's a tattoo artist.
Oh, that's crazy.
He's a tattoo artist.
I'm about to blow your mind.
He works at the surf shops by the beach where he sells you like towels and stuff.
Oh, my God.
He was a visor
I can't hear it
I can't hear it
I know how Tyler Hero sounds
He works at another place
He doesn't he doesn't work at a surf shop
He's on the other side of town
Yeah that's not his demo
Instead of a surf shot
Or a surf shop
It might be one of them dudes
Who rent jet skis
Honestly that might be his bag
He works at a shop by the water
That's all I see
I see him with a visor on
Just like
His earing in
listen to music, like not being a good worker
by any means. I see it.
Not being a good worker. That
that might be where he's at. Oh, a skateboard shop.
Yeah. He saw you Rick and Morty Pipes.
This was ashtrays
with like the Simpsons on it.
Oh, you thought I said smoke shop.
I said skate shop.
Oh, that works too, though. I heard smoke too.
My bad. That works too. That actually works
a little better.
he's saying so like kids i can put in the ticot
yeah
so you know what he worked he works
at a smoke shop
there you go
perfect
that works better
he really does like a smoke shop guy
yeah
all right
Marcus smart
he works at a tattoo partner
Marcus smart works at
with the with the painted hair and everything
he works in oh yeah
yeah
yeah
the dyed hair
He does sell me on that.
And of course he's had it too.
What is he says you to do?
He's either, listen, he's on either side of the spectrum.
Either he's working at the, at the tattoo parlor, or he's kind of all off.
He's some type of freedom fighter, social justice warrior.
I can see him in a mean, knit polo, just marching up and down the streets.
This dude, he's a black panther?
Yeah.
This dude over here, he's a repo man.
That's what he does.
That's his calling part.
Just the worst, bro.
Either repo man or you're over here handing people tickets.
He's the annoying.
He's the repo Reaper?
I think he works at Planet Fitness at the front desk.
Hmm.
I could see that too.
I think he has lots of tips about your workout routine and he'll help you out if you ask me any questions.
He's just waiting for you to ask a question.
Yeah, he puts his hands on his hips like, conform.
This is a gym teacher.
Stephen Adams
Lumberjack
He doesn't have a job
He just like
He's a man of the land
Yeah he just like
He just like figures out a way to eat
He finds
He finds places to stay
He just he just survives
This is a man of nature
I think he would never harm an animal
He exists among them
You might look at him and be like
He could fight a bear
He would never
Smith is a sensitive bear grills
He's the real life Tarzan
That's what it sounds like to me
Yeah
Yeah he's a nice
that for him. Yeah. He lives in a treehouse somewhere. Yeah, the, the beard and overall
rough look along with a single sleeve tattoo easily losing a treehouse, bro. Okay. Last end of that
video. The next thing we're going to do is I'm going to name an NBA player and you guys
have to guess their 2K rating and see who's closer. Oh, okay. So yeah, you might both get it
right because you're going to know the range.
we'll see who gets closer
so
I want you to guess
this NBA player's 2K rating
and we'll see who's closer
I want you to guess this NBA player's
2K rating
Jordan Poole
801
802
final answers
yeah 81 lock it in
Donovan is closer
84
damn he's an 84
he shouldn't be but he is
yeah surprisingly so
you should know that you are high on him
there must be some unknown attributes
yeah that must be some unknown attributes
to his name bro what does he have
fucking Riz
I don't know
next though
Demontis a bonus
86
hmm
I'm gonna do the same strategy as last time
87
A loser
Donovan is closer
Glade
89 overall
Ha
damn 89
Wow that's kind of high
That's a little bit
Hey shout out some bonus
He was all NBA 86
Is so just nice though
Yeah it is right
But I don't know
I just
I imagine him getting stomped on his chest
That's like the last
Facts
My mind
He didn't miss a game though
Durabilities at a 99
Ooh that's true
those are those are important
attributes right there
He took a size 15 to the chest
and lived to play another play
He got beat the fuck up in that series
They abused him
Yeah
Jalen Green
Who
83
Jalen green
Is in 81
Mo is closer
He's in 84
Damn
man 84
is okay that athleticism is carrying yeah definitely does not deserve any
four so yet yeah what are you doing for it's kind of crazy let's go hey Russell
Westbrook 79 76 damn 76 you must not have seen him with the clippers he's in
81 whew ha damn you're watching you recovered that value in those last 10 games
don't even just hopped off straight from the game bro he's cheating
an expert over here.
I don't even have a PS5 yet.
It's on the way.
Wow.
It's on the way.
Broke boys.
I don't miss it.
I have other expenses.
So I'm planning life events.
So I'm saying.
I'm an adult.
Next up, Jimmy Butler.
92.
I'm going to say 93.
Lock three.
And for the first time, what if you get it exactly right?
He's a 93.
Wow.
Damn.
I knew 2K was going to be, I knew they were going to be.
You didn't know anything.
You took my strategy against me.
You were guessing.
I'm not giving you that win.
You shouldn't be pride for that.
I knew they're going to be all over that, man, because of the postseason run.
No way.
Yeah, he's easy in 93.
Okay.
Last one, Stephen Adams.
I feel like he's a solid 81 always
He just screams 81 vibes
Super Strengths
Rebounding on 10
I'm going
I'm going with the
We're going to go 83
Okay there we go
Wow
Our first tie
You're both equally incorrect
82
Damn
Makes sense
You're both utter failures
And you're terrible at this game
Damn
Steve Bann was
One point off
so that's the end of that
nice next thing we have
the last thing of this episode
we're gonna bring back something
we haven't done a long time
not 20 questions
but you have one minute to guess his NBA player
okay
who wants to do it
you want me to host it you guys want to host it
no I'll guess
I'll guess
okay Mo you want to think the player
you want to guess
uh I don't care
I'll go ahead and think of
uh yeah
I want to play Steve, I want to play.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, I thought of the player.
Let me pull up a timer.
Do a current player so it's possible.
Yeah.
Let me pull up a timer real quick.
You got it?
No, I can do it.
I'll do it.
Oh, you'll pull up a timer?
Yeah, I got it.
Okay, cool.
Save that hook for us.
You have one minute to guess.
Oh, my bad.
You have one minute to get some
You have one minute to get the NBA
This shit is killing me, bro
This is the last time I'll record with this shit
God damn it, same shit happened
Fucking geek ass dude
All right
You have one minute to guess the NBA player
I'm thinking of
Cool, three two one go
Is he in the Western Conference?
No
Is he a guard?
No, well
See a big?
Yeah, kind of
Okay, so it's like a forward tweener
Is he a good shooter?
No
Is he a good defender?
Yes and no
Is he an all-star?
No
Is he a starter?
Yes
Good to finish stars
Is he Lou Dort?
No
He's in the West
No
Does his team make the playoffs
No
Well
Does his team make the play in
Yes
Is it Dejante Murray?
No
Giondre Hunter
No
Zach Levine
No.
Is it,
is it,
O.J.
Anobie.
No.
Scotty Barnes.
Yes.
Let's go!
Yeah,
Scotty Barnes.
Damn.
When soon we said,
O'Danoby,
I knew I was cucked.
Damn it!
Out of my damn
organizations.
Shit!
Ah!
We got it.
We got it.
We do this guessing shame.
That's great.
50 seconds.
Damn.
Y'all were,
yeah, y'all were on the brinks.
Y'all are on the brinks.
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