The Deep 3 Podcast - Picking Every NBA Team's GOAT Player (Pt. 2) | Ep. 55
Episode Date: September 22, 2023Every East NBA Team's GOAT player! #nba Follow us on twitter to join the PS5 Giveaway!: https://twitter.com/thedeep3podcast Check out the TD3 merch: https://the-deep-3-shop.fourthwall.com/ Join the TD...3 discord!: https://discord.gg/RUkjpMPp7E Listen on Spotify!: https://open.spotify.com/show/3elbbqVumwqz8wlIdknsLW Listen on Apple Podcasts!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-deep-3-podcast/id1657940794 Follow us on TikTok!: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeepthree Follow us on Instagram!: https://www.instagram.com/thedeep3podcast/ Isaac's twitter: https://twitter.com/byisaacg Muhamed's twitter: https://twitter.com/Mojo99_ Donnavan's twitter: https://twitter.com/Dsmoot3D 0:00- Intro 1:38- PS5 Giveaway! 2:50- Every East NBA Team's GOAT 1:09:05- TikTok Time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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So last week, we started off our series of naming every single NBA team's greatest player
of all time. Last week, we did all the Western Conference teams. Today, continuing part two
with all the Eastern Conference teams. This should be a good one.
I think last week, there were more Western Conference teams in the trenches. I was going
through the list. I don't think, I think there's a lot of, like, Loki, like, very historic
teams in the East. So I don't, I don't think that this is going to be like this many just
like trash goats like they were last week. Yeah, they're not going to be in the trenches.
we were talking about the clippers and timberwolves and shit
there's no clippers there's no
temple wills there's no fucking
Memphis really used as Ebo
you were the only one who brought up Zibo is like
the goat like we weren't thinking
that we were but also is this
the earliest in the pod that we've
ever slandered the clippers
yes it's really pretty high
Donovan congratulations I think that's fantastic
that's awesome I saw a comment
yesterday where someone was like y'all my favorite
podcast I love listening to y'all while I hoop
but it's getting harder and harder to me
to listen to the natural clipper slander
that comes from y'all as a clippers.
I got bad news for you, buddy.
We did it again.
Tell them, this is not a clipper-friendly podcast.
That's not what we do.
He was like, oh, he was like,
the natural clippers hate makes me want to go listen
it through the wire and let's keep it a buck.
I was like, good for you, man.
You're listening to them because we're not going to stop slander
in the clipper.
You're going to have to do what you have to do.
You respect those shows.
Go over there because we're not quitting it.
We are here we are.
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Yeah, man, before we get into it, there's one thing I want to announce.
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I'm playing dirty I don't care
No, I'm picking the winner
I'm not picking Moe
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I'm gonna say it's and take y'all
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We'll see if y'all surprised me
You get us there quicker
That's fair
Yeah man let's jump straight into it
Let's give the greatest player
In team history
For every single Eastern Conference team
And I think we should just start right away
Let's talk about the Celtics
Let's do as the greatest Celtics player
Of all time
this doesn't have to be that long we can just go ahead and go Larry Bird thank you yeah
is it that we talked about us before I don't know why is someone conscious that it's Larry Bird
and not Bill Russell like what makes it easily Larry Bird for y'all I think for me personally
when I think about I'm thinking about it as if I'm a GM and what type of player I can easily
build my franchise around and then also on the other side of things I look at I look at
what he's on the court and the versatility in his game of course bill russell was
fantastic for his era he was the staple of the defense and all that great stuff and it was
playing through a treacherous time and just human history but if i'm looking at you as
a hooper bro i'm taking larry bird okay i kind of feel that and as you were saying i want to
switch my pick to bill let's go and it really has nothing to do with anything that you said but i think
that like if we're if we're talking about like a specific reason like a specific team the fact that
bill russell was a player and a coach at the same time for this organization when the most rings
for the listen a majority of the celtics rings came because of bill russell and everything
that they were doing so i think like there's a couple people that whenever you start like ranking
and putting into list there's some people were like you know we do the respect thing
but there's a lot of people where it's like it's for real like hey we're just going to get you
give you your respect we already know that you're on this list we're not really going to talk about
you like that bill russell's one of those people i think that he's so far gone into like
goat status celtics legend that we kind of forget to bring him back into these conversations
so i'll go bill russell let's go yeah i feel like obviously we all rank larry bird higher all
time usually typically larry birds around like number five all time but russell you know falls into
like the seven to nine range or whatever and that's
cool when you're talking about the rest of the league and the best players of all time
across the league. But I think it's different when you're talking about just the team
and what makes their franchise's greatest player. We're talking about the last week of Kobe
and why you guys ended up voting me and we went with him for the greatest Laker of all time
because there's something to the fact of longevity, what you mean to the team, what you do
for the franchise, that, you know, that can kind of make up for the fact that somebody else
might be a better player than you overall. And I think when you are the guy who obviously
11 championships or 11 championships, but you made the Celtics, the dynasty they are. The 80s
run doesn't happen unless the 60s run happens. And that was obviously built by Red Hourback
and everybody. But on the back of Bill Russell, they don't become this powerhouse team that
can carry the momentum for decades if it wasn't for Bill Russell. Obviously, everything did for the
NBA is outstanding too. But for this team specifically, that's the house that Bill Russell built.
Yeah, I can agree with that. I'm so happy you guys at it. I'm not mad at it. Listen, I will go ahead
and be on Bill's side 10 out of 10 times.
And I'm also happy that you guys added in to this conversation, the influence factor
and just overall, you know what I'm saying?
Using that the house that he built, that hits heavy, bro.
There's not all the players who have that type of pull and went ahead and built an organization
brick by brick.
And as a player, of course, he did that as a coach.
That's very important too.
I'm not really factoring that into it because we're talking about the greatest player.
is not the greatest people or person or you like that.
So I agree with it overall.
I will happily be outvoted.
Let's go.
Just wade you guys both to the dark side.
Next up.
What do you mean by that?
Come on now.
That's not all right.
What do you mean by that?
Shut up.
You realize who we are right?
We're going to have to beat these allegations for the rest of the pod.
Understand.
Y'all need to understand.
And listen, in nearly every, like, fantasy league, Isaac goes to,
Isaac has a very specific type of player that he likes to go for.
You know, first guy in, last guy out, Jim Rat, he's good on the board, that type of player.
That's subconscious right there.
I'm being slattery because I have Luca Donutsch on my fantasy team.
We're going to monitor the situation.
That was crazy.
I'm going to do not.
Five minutes saying why the white man isn't the greatest and now I'm getting allegations.
That's crazy
I'm going to post a black square on IG
Yeah
Facts
Next up
You can gloss over this one
The Chicago Bulls are next on my list
Obviously is Mike
Who would be second if it wasn't Mike
That's where it's interesting
Because I don't got a lot of options
Would you say Scotty pimping?
I guess you'd have to right
Yeah
yeah we kind of have to go scotty
just gotta go mike sidekick
is the second best
he was really fucking good bro
yeah great
I don't know it's just like
they just they have an absence
of top end talent
outside of that dynasty run
like you go artist Gilmore
the one and a half years of Derek Rose
and like DeMarter Rosen
probably creeps up this list pretty quickly
I put Jokkeen Noah before
I put Jokkeem Noah on the list before that
hell no
Jokin Noah is easily
top five greatest sugar i was joking about damar is damar a top ten bull of all time
top ten no no no listen list them probably to be honest
good at the davar de rosa okay this is a nasty list the entire the entire 96 bull squad
no you can only get so far we're not putting steve curve of demar de rosa like it's just different
tiers okay but you can go you can go jordan pippin grant rodman Gilmore that's five
Keeam okay that's sure okay we're gonna throw Jimmy Buller in there no
Jimmy Buller didn't do anything he left super early because they didn't want to pay him
well at his peak prime over there he did he had like one all-star season with the Bulls
Demar Rosen's had what two or three now two or three didn't also I think tomorrow
tomorrow actually tomorrow's probably only an all-star with them one time let me see yeah I
think you was an all-star one time let me make it clear I'm not saying tomorrow
Rosen should be a top 10 player in Bulls history.
I'm just laughing that's the conversation because the Bulls are so devoid of talent
outside of that Jordan run.
Well, listen, that playoff run that Rajan Rondo had, listen, that could maybe...
Oh, my God, and let's not do that.
Okay, DeVar's been there for two years, and he has two All-Stars, averaging 28 points and
25 points when you round up.
Two all sides.
I think...
Was he all going to be in the first year?
How many playoff wins?
I ain't going to be zero, maybe one.
The guy gentleman swept the first year?
Listen, is he Ben Gordon?
Oh my God
I ain't go
I ain't go why
He's not higher than Lou Aldang
He's just not
With the depression
That De Mardi Rose
Was able to uplift the bulls
And every single Bulls fan known to
What do you mean uplift? They still suck
Bro
When Lonzo Ball was there
Actually playing basketball
All the Bulls were out of hell
For like two months
Basketball
Exactly that that that hits bro
Compared to what they
went through it hits the bulls are the 1c for three weeks that's that's that's might as well be a
championship the way listen yeah we all talk listen obviously everybody the morning MVP stop stop
listen obviously everybody like wants salonzo to come back they talk about those two months
there's like listen man like we were there who knows like we could we really could have been
one of the you know five best teams of all time it's like guys like we're like stop
we might have went back to back if we had lonzo
obviously jordan's one
pippins two
my robin can't be three
robin was only there for three of the rings and he's just
Dennis rodman who is artist Gilmore three
just just Dennis rodman's a funny phrase
like yeah you know but he's just not like he's a third
player on the team he's not like typically
you need more of a load
we'll go get more of a load
we'll go get more three okay
how about that next team
who is the greatest platoon yeah i can't talk today
who is the greatest player in indiana pacer's
history. That should be Reggie Miller. Yeah. No doubt, right? Yeah. I think so.
There's no competition really for them, is there? Not really. No, I don't, I don't think so. I mean,
Reggie played his entire career. Yeah, yeah, they'll longevity alone. Like, it's hard to pass it.
Yeah. Yeah. You could argue that Paul George was a better player, but, but, but, but Paul George's might
be the better player at their peak, but he wasn't there long enough, didn't get them as far. Well, he made
conference finals run. So I guess nearly as much
playoff success. But it just
the longevity is so night and day different
that maybe if Paul George is still there today
you could argue that because he'd have equal
longevity almost. But Reggie just
did too much in that uniform. Yeah, I think
Reggie was, it's hard because
like I think Reggie, you know what I'm
saying, while he was there, the impact
is just outlast. It's
supersedes everything that Paul George has
done. But when you talk about things outside
of basketball, which is my favorite part of the game,
the influence that Paul George had was crazy
and of course so it was
Reggie, Reggie's
Don't play this game
You know exactly what influence
And you hear all these young kids talk about
Paul George
Yeah exactly bro
Did Paul George have I'm being 100% for real
Listen you have not been on TikTok
You haven't been on Twitter
You got fucking number two overall picks
Saying Paul George is the greatest player of all time
Everyone talks about Paul George's bag
So smooth compares him to Kyrie
and all that stuff
I saw a tweet about this.
Yeah.
I saw a tweet about it.
They were explaining it where somebody said that Paul George is basically the big wing with guard skills that people talk about KD as being.
Exactly.
And I think that makes sense because, you know, people don't be influenced by LeBron or, I mean, I'll just focus on LeBron.
People aren't influenced by him because he's a genetic freak that has athleticism they can never capture.
You can't replicate LeBron's game.
Katie's is almost the same way.
The only people that are influenced by Katie are seven footers who can dribble.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, outside of that, the average kid isn't like, oh, I got to play like KD.
But a kid coming up that's a small forward and wants to have a little of a guard bag.
They probably grew up influenced by Paul George.
Other generation that was T-Mack, it's probably him now as the big guard prototype.
Yeah, with the way Paul George kind of came out of nowhere being a late lottery pick for Indiana.
That too.
And then just blossoming onto the scene, you know, showing up in the don't contest, having that type of run looking LeBron James in the fucking eyes.
And absolutely decimating Chris Anderson back in what, 2013 or 14, I believe.
I don't remember one of those two.
And that entire run built up a lot of respectability.
And he looks like the next one up until he snapped his leg in half and stuff.
And then him coming back, you know what I'm saying?
Just as good as even better as a player adds a lot too.
But Reggie Miller is Reggie Miller.
And I'm not arguing against that whatsoever.
But Paul George's influence and all that
Shouldn't go swept under the rug
Yeah, Paul George can be number two, I think
I'm distraught
I got a PG-13 Indiana jersey bro
You mess with the wrong one
I will die for this conversation
Yeah
Donovan's been a PG slanderer for many years
And I get it, he's had a lot of shortcomings
And he had a lot of moments for a few years
Where he made himself very hateable
But I think over the years since then
Since like the bubble moment where like
The PG slander like plateaus
since then I think a lot of people have come to appreciate his career and like once the
Twitter slander isn't in our heads quite as much listen if you are getting slandered make a fire
podcast right if you're an NBA player just get a fire podcast everybody would like you right make a
very very good Nike shoe and get a good podcast you can get your cloud back up you know that's
the thing that being likable matters like that's it yeah you're right you're right though but
like part of the reason PG was slanted so much is people perceived him as not being as
likable as other stars. Like if Devin Booker came out here and failed in the bubble too,
people walking around, people don't like Devin Booker anymore either. People are sowering on him.
But, you know, Curry could have that moment and people will get over it because he's Curry and people
like him. Paul George was perceived as not being particularly likable. Whether there would be
for whatever reason if it was about or not, now he's more likable. So now he's going to get a pass
more. That's kind of how it goes. One of the darkest moments for him was when he was, of course,
Indiana days weren't great when you're getting constantly paused, pounded by LeBron's names and the
Cavaliers.
But I saw it
Come on now
And I said it
I know
But the most unlikable
One of the more unlikable things
And moments is when Damian Liller
Fucking
Gameed series gained his ass
And Paul Dor just had the
Guts to say
That was a bad shot
And he still stands
Yeah
For it towards his day
So
That put a big part
It was that
And then
And he
People proceeded as him
Making excuses out for the bubble
Because he was talking
How hard it was
Which
I think that
was a little unfair because people were like discounting the mental aspect of being in the
bubble and how harder was for players but i think you're right that compounded with the bubble
kind of let people to be like this guy's whack yeah hitting the side of the backboard him
him calling yourself playoff p and then ends up having the absolute shitter hitting the side of the
backward brand just embarrassing yourself i'll never forget these moments people call him playoff
Playoff P-E, bro.
Yeah.
And then getting worked by Joe Ingalls.
Yeah.
Listen, he recovered from that reputationally and now we all fuck with him.
Yeah, exactly.
Carmelo Anthony's son was just on TikTok calling him the goat, bro.
Calling him one of the five best players of all time.
He's young.
He don't know nothing.
I've always liked Paul George.
Yeah.
But all right.
Next team, who is the greatest player in Atlanta Hawks history?
Dominique Wilkins.
He was a magnificent player, truly elite.
I think a lot of people don't realize how good he was because he was just in the same conference as magic.
I said magic, my bad, Larry Bird, and he would constantly get destroyed by them because, you know, his team wasn't as up to par.
And also, he was still growing and learning as a player too.
And when he was able to go ahead and put things together, you know, he just had, he just had, he just,
had a lot of shortcomings but it really wasn't his fault but the type of player he is he's
fucking electric he tore his ACL came back all that but that was he's just a fantastic player
yeah Achilles my bad there we go yeah fantastic 10 times when that was like impossible where people
thought that was a death sentence like your career was over and he's like the first star player
to recover from that yeah exactly bro and his archetypal player and what he was able to do
consistently consistently I think his career averages force prime with the Atlanta Hawks or his
entire tension my bad may have been like 26 and 7 or 27 and 7 something outrageous like that so
genuinely a generational player just in an unfortunate unfortunate situation surrounding around
unfortunate type players and people yeah it's just one of those players that his talent never quite
matched success-wise just because teams were never equipped that well and it was you know
pre-player movement day so once you're with your team you're usually with that team unless
they decide to trade you and it was just one of those things who never broke his way he never had
that team that's quite competitive enough.
Another player who's probably in this mix
for being objective is Bob Pettit.
He's kind of like, though.
He's kind of like, but Russell
in the way that like, he was like
the dominant player of his era back then.
But he's not but Russell.
So we all kind of just like, yeah, it doesn't matter.
We all just forget.
I will say him and be old.
Go ahead.
I don't really care.
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm definitely not leaning that way.
He was the first true superstar of the NBA.
That's, that's true.
But I just, I think with,
with Atlanta and I think a lot of times like what you'll see with some of these
franchises like the when the main guy is just like above the rim superstar they are
also like as flashy like Dominique's his nickname is literally the human highlight film
and so like that that that resonates with a lot of people and so I think being
being that flashy and the fact that he was going toe to toe with Bird it I'll
I'll give Dominique.
Why not?
And I think we can only do so much with respecting past decades.
Like we go back to the 60s, respect Bill Russell because he was so absurdly dominant.
I can get with it.
Someone drafted in 1954.
Actually, I don't even think they had a draft then.
Somebody who started playing in 1954, it's a bit much for me.
Yeah.
And for Dominie Bokens, he's literally an Atlanta boy.
He went to school at UGA University of Jordan and stuff like that.
And he literally wanted to only be an Atlanta hawk.
And so he means influentialize a lot to the city, too, because he's homegrown.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll defer to you.
You have a better pulse on the city than we would, obviously, being from there.
But all right.
Let's be on to that.
What is so funny about that?
Wait, why are people laughing?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I had sent y'all a meme earlier today about Atlanta, and I'm thinking about it right now.
Atlanta's quite the place.
I don't want to even get into that.
Hell cats,
next thing you have.
Chargers and all that.
Let's do it.
Who is the greatest player in Brooklyn Nets history?
We got to go Jason Kidd if we're doing the whole franchise.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, well, Mo, before you get into it, Mo, who are you thinking since you're so surprised by that?
Well, I was, mostly I was thinking about Julia Serum.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're tripping, Don.
Well, no, well, no, because that franchise, that franchise, like, the New Jersey stuff, wasn't he in, in Philly for a majority of his NBA career, though?
I'm tripping, too.
Donna, Mo said Julius Irvin, and for some reason my brain thought we were talking about the 76ers.
You're right.
You're just right.
No, it's Jason Kidd.
I don't know why Mo just, like, reverse psychology to me into thinking you were wrong.
Well, I was just curious.
Yeah.
But continue, my bad.
Yeah, so this whole, this whole like Brooklyn Nets, New Jersey Nets, it's going to be Jason Kidd.
Like, their most success that they had came with him running the point, running, running this offense.
They get to back-to-back finals.
That is true.
Listen, Jason Kidd, the Hall of Famer is one of the best passes of all time, one of the best point guards of all time.
I think it's fairly easy because I don't think that, yeah, nobody's really had that amount of success in that jersey.
So, Kate, yes and not.
the only people that could have some people like to say brick
Lopez he's up there because he did longevity there
and kid wasn't there that long comparatively
shout out brook maybe he's top three if you want to go like Vince Carter than him
but he's not surpassing Jason kidd just a whole other tier of player
Katie could have did it but he left too early if he would have stayed around for
another few years maybe he could have pushed him but
I think this is probably one of the easier ones it has to be kid
for sure I agree I agree
yeah listen this franchise really is not that
exciting and I think that their move to Brooklyn was one of the most exciting things that's ever
happened to them outside of the final so they they need to catch up okay well we talk about
Julius Irvin and the mix up I just had with that name makes me think we're talking about the 76ers
so yeah let's talk about the 76ers who is the greatest 76ers player of all time
for me I'm going Alan Iverson I think he's okay I think he's the best sixer of all time I think
when you talk about like mb it has the MVP right now it doesn't mean the same as alan iverson's
MVP to to that city i think i don't i don't think it is we've already had this discussion in terms
of like is it like a mickey mouse MVP and you know stuff like that but when they but when they talk
about like the way that philly fans are and somebody who matches the energy of what the city of
philadelphia is alan iverson is that and
And for him to take them to the finals, I know that they've won a finals prior to that.
And so if you want to say, Dr. Jay, by all means, go ahead.
But I'm going Alan Iverson.
See, it's hard.
I think your point about, your point about the Allen Iverson MVP meaning more for the city than Embed, I think that's a more impressive MVP for sure.
But when I think meaning more for the city, I don't know about that because Joel represents so much of the last era of 70-6thers basketball and the pain they went through with the process.
So I feel like his MVP was probably
a really crowning jewel moment to like validate this era.
So I don't know if it means.
I disagree only because I think for them
the only way that they can get like their crowning moment
isn't going to come with Joel winning MVP.
I think it's going to come with them
getting to a conference finals at least
or getting to an NBA finals because this entire thing was
we're going to tear it down, get the player.
And we've known for the past.
two, three years that, you know, with or without the MVP, that Joel Embed is that good.
The issue for them is, why do we tear it all down to get this player and we're not going to
even get to a conference finals?
Like once they get, once they reach that level of team success, then we can say, okay,
the process quote unquote worked.
And you can even say that technically it works now, but for AI to do that at six feet, you
know, and do everything that he did.
Yeah, with his place.
Running with Pepe Sanchez and that's very important.
Yeah, exactly.
And the crown jewel moment cannot be just to get your ass bounced out of the second
round.
Like the crowning jewel, like you said, Donovan is to have the actual jewel that really
matters.
And that's the whole entire reason to, you know,
saying put your entire team through that pain.
So, yeah, I kind of want to lean Alan Iverson.
Julius Sturman is a whole other conversation, but I'm just comparing to Joan Bede right now.
But when it comes to why I might say AI in totality is because I'm thinking about the influence
that he had, not only to Philly fans, but he's influenced the entire NBA world into just
all inner city kids growing up and shit, like the tattoos, him going ahead and getting braids,
the shooting sleeves, and all that is like he had, he's one of the five most influential
basketball players or one of the most 10 at least influential basketball players ever he's the
reason why someone like jane wade wears number three and he made a lot of things cool and the fashion
that he did it the swagger that he that he did it on the charisma all that the whole nine just does
it bro he has this little white kid bro from the suburbs he probably lives in a beautiful four bedroom
house with his mom and dad going ahead and making their 70 he has no struggle why is he putting tattoos
on his body like that bro because of allan iverson tattoo is a struggle now
all that's cool I agree I would go Alan Iverson over Joel and Bede
but we're bearing a lead here it's obviously Julius Irving like it has to be
that's another thing I don't think it's obvious no it's quite obvious I mean just even if just for
the fact that he won the 83 championship over the Showtime Lakers like that alone that chip
I know we like to congratulate Alan Iverson from making it to the finals and losing
Julius Evin made it in won so like in a day that could be the deciding factor alone but also
what you're talking influence and how
Julius Irving had a lot of influence too
though he had so much fucking influence
Crazy influence
He was the Alan Iverson of his time
Like he was the flashy guy that
He had to look with the afro
The style of play with the high flying cradle dunks
And the way that
People talk about how Jordan
Kind of made the league be built around
Guards in a way
Julius Irvin was the first player
I think that you built a championship team
Around a wing
People kind of forget that
But that was also a very influential thing
to help move people away
from the big man-centric thinking.
I think Jordan was kind of the nail
in the coffin that we knew
that we can build around perimeter players
but Julie's urban started
that thought process I think.
But is that more influence on the league
or just for like the Sixers organization
because if we're like if we're talking about
like a greatest player it's of all time
and you want to bring that up.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it I think that holds more weight
in that conversation than this one.
And I think if we're just,
I think if we're just coming into this franchise
like AI,
AI and being like listen the the city of Philadelphia identifies himself with a fake movie character
Rocky like that like that the idea that some underdog fighter is going to be here and like Alan
Iverson is that like he is on the Mount Rushmore Philadelphia sports I think that he embodies
everything that they see themselves as that's why I'm going with Alan Iverson I don't I don't
disagree though that the Julian serving like is better yeah but
That's the thing. It's just also just like a talent gap.
Like he's just so much better for a player. Like four time MVP, five time all ABA,
seven time all NBA, six time all-star. Then he has the chip.
Like at a certain point, just the guy that's way better and was way better when he was on
the team. I think has to get it.
That's true. But at the same time, like way better.
Like it comes out of that too. You got the much chip.
That is very true.
But the vice. I guess I'm the, yeah, I guess I'm the deciding factor.
And you know where I'm leaning.
going with Alan Iverson, bro. Sorry, Isaac. You're outvoted with this one.
This is a ridiculous. This is like sacrilegious.
Listen, listen, last, when we were doing the Western Conference, I was picking guys because of
some of the successes that they had. So I'm, I'll go, Dr. Jay.
You flip-flopping. What the hell? I have to. I, listen, I'm going to be consistent.
It has to be Julius. I'm going to be consistent. I am mad at it. I am at it because it's,
it's toe and toe and neck and neck for me, man. Yeah.
All right.
Next team we're going to talk about less exciting.
We're taking a step down.
Damn.
Probably the least exciting on the list, but we've got to get it over with.
Who is the greatest Charlotte Hornet of all time?
Boo!
All right.
We're talking, we talking Courtney Lee,
Al Jefferson, Egghead Henderson.
Yes, sir.
Oh, man.
No, it's probably Kimball Walker.
And, yeah, that's about all I have to say on this franchise.
Shout out to Kemba.
So are we going Kimballako over Alonzo Morning?
Yeah.
I mean, he,
Alonzo morning is this franchise, right?
It's, yeah, he's Charlotte.
It gets so confusing.
Alonzo, okay, I guess, never mind.
Oh, Alonzo only played there for three years.
Why did I think he was there for longer?
Because that's like, that's like the only stretch of success that they ever had.
And so you just see those highlights on repeat.
And you're like, man, like they were, he was there for like 10 years.
And it's like, hey, all these highlights came from two playoff games.
Like, it's actually not a lot.
He was in Miami for like 10 years.
I thought he was a Charlotte predominant player in my head this whole time.
Nah, it's crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I guess it's got to be Kemper.
I don't even know who else would come into the question.
Yeah, it's definitely.
Larry Johnson.
Oh, he was Larry Johnson's other two.
Yeah, Larry Johnson was fucking nasty.
He was Zion Williamson before he's on Williamson.
Games are so similar and easily comparable.
This dude was a fucking maniac and.
hell of market wool and all that.
And I guess you could say he meant a lot to the city.
But I mean, he had a very short-lived career.
I have no idea.
I don't know who needs anything to Charlotte.
So the only thing I know is, uh, North Carolina really fucks a Cam Newton.
Outside of that, I don't know.
Yeah, boy.
Yep.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Big Cam Newton guy.
Hell yeah.
In 2015, Cam Noon.
Good grief.
That's a moment.
Let's talk about it.
Different breed.
But yeah, it's Kemper dude.
Soon to be La Mello Ball if he doesn't leave.
No, really, like the bar is not hiding.
It's not how to clear.
Yeah.
It's not how to clear.
And here's the real reason why is because everybody before Kemper Walker and even people in
Campbell Walker's era, Michael Jordan can come down and practice and smoke all of them, right?
So he could have, Michael Jordan could have walked down for the owner's box and just play one-on-one.
And every single one of those players would have gotten cooked.
They're not doing.
Garrell Wallace will be cooked against Michael Doran.
He was getting destroyed.
Their stories, yeah.
Their stories.
All of them are trash.
Oh, man.
I love names dropping just the most random players.
Relative trash.
But yeah, like they're not, they're not all time status.
Yeah, for sure.
You're right.
They just have a lot of like low tier,
borderline fringe all-star players.
And that's like that.
Oh, that's like the Al Jeffersons and then the Kimball Walker's of the world.
I don't think, I mean, Donovan,
I don't think he knew.
that he was saying that again no i did i did okay i did no i did i thought that i was going to go on
hold on was that ironic i was going to go on but i was we can move on the hornets please not the most
interesting theme please yeah back to a relevant one who is the greatest miami heat player of all
time this is clear cut this is dwayne wade and that's the end of the conversation yeah yeah
okay so i don't disagree but there's going to be a lot of people that are going to be like
LeBron's the best player of all time.
His best version was there.
So can you explain why it can't be LeBron?
LeBron was there.
And the way that you look at LeBron with Cleveland is the same way that people in Miami look
at Dwayne Wade.
Like that is a guy that they drafted and he was there for basically his entire career.
He won, listen, he won them a championship in his third season.
He's the all-time leader in basically every category that they have.
probably except for like rebounds or whatever and maybe even that but like Dwayne Wade is he
lived in Florida forever they named the named but like the the county is Dade County people call
it Wade County everything Miami is so synonymous with doing with Dwayne Wade and even though
that LeBron was better I think everybody kind of feels like that period was just like a rental
for LeBron and it was a stepping stone in LeBron's journey
but absolutely but it's not like but he is not synonymous with with the heat and but dwayne wait
is okay that's fair yeah i mean i i agree i think dwayne wait is similar to dirk with the mabs where
like you said he is the miami heat and even if he didn't have the longevity there that o six
championship alone is more impressive than anything lebron did with the heat which is hard is there's
like a big thing to say because lebron was the greatest peak of all time with the miami heat one
two rings, but he did it with
Wayne Wade, right? Like, that's what
made it so easy for him, which I'm not
say easy because they were impressive champions.
They played good teams. But that
06 team, like I said, 25 years old
with a washed up Sat, Shaq
is the second best player who was
still good, but he wasn't one of the
best players in the league by any means. He was
the second best player in that team behind Wade, which
should tell you something that you're already better than
B plus Shaq when you're 25.
That's ridiculous. That chip alone
is more impressive than most people
goat's resumes.
Yeah.
Homegrown stars
is hit entirely different
because you feel like
you grow up with them.
You've seen this man
in the trenches.
You've seen this man
at the highest,
the highs and the lowest lows
and the middest of mids
when they lost LeBron
and D. Wade was average
a cool 19, 20 points
and they had fucking,
what's that?
They had the most random players
in the team just barely surviving
before Chris Bosch
went down with his tragic
season ending,
you know what I'm saying?
Or career ending
hearts or heart stuff. So for someone like D. Wade, like he's syllified right up there with the
Tim Duncan's, the Dirk Nowitzkies and all that, the cobies of the world or he is, you know what I'm
saying, he face of that entire organization and there's pretty much nothing that can be done about
that. He even does back end work, bro, till this day. He's the reason why Jimmy Buller is
fucking there. Yeah, his influence continues. But I don't think people will realize just how
fucking ridiculous it is
to win a championship in your third year
like imagine if
two years ago wins
not yeah that's a good comparison too
but imagine two years ago when
Luca Donchage pushed the
push the Mavericks to the Western Conference finals
and played Curry they got destroyed
and the Warriors went on to winning championship
but imagine if Luca had won the championship that year
with not a super team around him
a decent team but nothing to ride home about
granted there's a Shaquille O'Neal
there in the other side that makes it a little bit different
but just imagine the timeline
Luca was on two years ago
blossoming into a superstar has really
come into his own but there's still questions about
is he on the level of the other top guys
you got to see him do it first
and then he just does it his first chance
to make a run that's crazy
you just don't see that shit anymore bro
you don't see that shit anymore
that's not anymore that's never been normal
it's ridiculous
yeah
has everybody else has done that
that's led a team championship in their first four years
I'll say Magic Johnson
but of course that's Magic Johnson
Yeah, well, he had Kareem.
It's a little different.
Larry?
Larry did it?
Okay.
Yeah, okay, Larry's the other one.
That's fucking great company.
That's what I'm saying.
If you are one of the five best players of all time and Dwayne Wade, you are leading your team.
And that, listen, that sounds like a shot, but it is what is.
But like you are leading your team to a championship as soon as, as you think.
Yeah, when did he win his in Milwaukee.
Maybe a little early.
Yeah, maybe him too.
also 22 years old in the kindergarten league which I think maybe was older too yeah but yeah
it's kareem bird and like even lebron didn't do it lebron got there year or four but he lost
he got swept that's a big difference yeah yeah exactly man shot man i was going to throw
patrick mccall into this conversation to troll but it's too serious no NBA player has ever
won three straight like in the fashion that he has bro back to back with the warriors then with the raptors
generational talent listen taylin horton tucker won a championship on his rookie contract
That's all I'm going to say
All right
Next team
Next team we got
Who is the greatest player
In the Washington Wizards history
It's kind of gross
This is a tough one
I don't know
I was going to like
West Unsell
Yeah I was going to say
West Uncelled is probably actually
Goat there
I know Elvin Hayes
has a good resume from back in the day
Earl Monroe
Manor
Man after that
like this is a franchise of stinkers
yeah this is not a very decorated franchise
oh man
I guess okay Wes unsells the answer
he was I believe the youngest MVP ever
am I right by that
he might have been before Derek
yeah yeah
he won the MVP in
1969 which was his first year in the league
he was 22 years old
that's what it is he won as a rookie
that's that's great
okay yeah he got it you got it
Yeah, MVP is a rookie
Which is so funny looking back
Because he averaged 13 points
And 18 rebounds
Just a very insane stat line
That's like
Can't relate to head
It's 1960
Yeah
It's 1966
Yeah, it's 1969
Where they had a million possessions
So 18 rebounds
Is ridiculous to think about today
Yeah, who
Who were the runner-ups
Because 13 and 18
What an MVP stat line?
However, I'm getting bored
of this
Just like God
No for a like
They don't
They don't have that
success like that
And even as much as we love John Wall, they never made it to a conference finals.
Yeah.
And yeah, and he's just John Wall in the day.
He's not like, listen, I don't even know John Wall ranks higher than Donovan Mitchell all time.
I mean, one of the greatest, one of the greatest things of John Wall, John Wall's career is being the second best player in the Eastern Conference for a certain point in time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
John Wall or Donovan Mitchell?
John Wall had five all-star seasons in a row.
his best season was 23 points
in 10 assists
where are we taking
that or last year's Donovan Mitchell
who you taking
quick
yes your don't know
come on chop
go ahead and give me
John Wall though
Donald and Missing don't know
gang signs
Donald McHenner is not
him the fucking
ducky during the dunk contest
bro
he ain't doing that shit
what a debate
but yeah I guess it's got to be
West Unteld
it's another one of those
yeah
respect the goats
I have never I have never seen what sounds up play
my damn life bro
13 points in 18 rebounds
those stats are disgusting
god
yeah never seen play at that point
let's go shout out to him next team
who is the greatest player in Cavs history
another one with the Bulls obviously is LeBron
who's number two though
do people want to say
Erving or oh no no no not Kyrie my bad no no Kyrie's not there he's some more top five
no it's probably like um Mark Bryce not uh Brad Brad Daugtery yeah oh is he over Larry
Nance I thought I'm pretty sure he was like that am I getting them mixed up yeah you
might be again I think Larry Nance was the guy during those day Larry Nance is a three-time
all-star three-time all-defensive was look at he has the weirdest resume what's
he made he made the all-star team his fourth
the year in 1985. His next one
wasn't until 1989, and his next one
wasn't until 1993. Every four
years, Larry Nance was an All-Star.
That hell was going on. Well, no.
So Brad
played his whole career in Cleveland.
He's a five-time All-Star.
Yeah, you're right. Made an all-MBA team, made
an all-rooky. 19 and 10 for his career?
Pretty solid. Yeah, he might be number two.
Another one that seems with
not a lot going for them.
side of the greatest player listen also first overall pick from the cabs so yeah it's probably
brad damn kairi might be third more like kari or mike price larry's on a bad third man
kairies on a bad third yeah he's wasn't there that long that is where does mo williams
come in the house gross how many all-stars do the calves have in team history
that's a good question can't be a ton and if that's the case how
However many LeBron has will add 15 to that number.
15 is a lot.
The Cavs aren't the most interesting team on this list.
But hey, they got LeBron, so they have one of the best goats, probably the best goat, obviously.
Next team, interesting debate.
We know the answer, but it might soon change in the coming years.
Maybe, probably not.
Who is the greatest player in Milwaukee Buck's history?
Kareem Abdul-Jabar probably
I actually think it's Janus
Oh you think it's Janus already
Wow
I actually do think it's Janice already
Okay so the easy answer is obviously Karim
They're best player of all time
One in their championship early in his career
But the debate
I love how you say it's so definitively
Donovan talk your shit
No I'm saying I'm going to passing it off to him
Because the answer has always been
Karim Abdul-Jabar
He's obviously one of the greatest players of all time
But now Yonis is going to be there just as long
He's going to pass him up in longevity
and he also has the chip he brought to the city
so now it becomes a debate
so why do you think Yonis already passed him up?
I think that with Kareem
Kareem is looked at as a Laker
and I think I do
and I think that he has the stamp
from Los Angeles
and not to say that like
that he like doesn't have
you know the bucks in him
but for Yannis to be drafted there
and for that you know we're talking about
these homegrown stars who are doing all these things
and for the bucks to see the progression of Janus
throughout his entire career to go from somebody
who absolutely nobody knew to a back-to-back league MVP
and he wins, you know, he wins finals MVP.
He brings them the chip after 50, you know, plus years
and does all these things.
He's probably going to lead the franchise
and all these categories moving forward.
I think that Janus is just more synonymous
with Milwaukee and Kareem.
He's very important, but it's also another thing where Kareem is so great that when you talk about him, it's more in all-time status.
And he did spend a majority of his career and get a majority of his rings with the Lakers.
And so Yon is six years, the bucks.
That's what I'm saying.
Yonis is doing everything here in Milwaukee with them.
So that's what I'm giving him to not.
Yeah, the thing about Kareem is like he was, I think it was generally just the greater talent.
He was able to do just as much or more than Yonis and such as shorter.
of time yonis has been with the bucks 10 years compared to what you said isa
kareem six years and yonis i mean kareem has like 14 k some points yonis i think he has
15 or 16 or something like that um they yonis has been a defensive player the year two-time
MVP i think mip and all that winning a championship for the first time in 50 years carries a lot
of fucking weight and the fact that no you know what i'm saying you're right you are you are right but
But snapping the drought is different
After 50 years of pain
And everyone's like oh my gosh
Like we're never going to get it done
You're the one to bring them back
I think that's
That helps
Yeah
Yeah and Giannis is at seven all-star seasons there
First one he wasn't one of the best players in the league yet
So really he's at six years
As one of the best players in the league
From 2018 through now
Which is the exact same amount as Karim
Two MvPs
Do Karim have two or three with the bucks
MVP's I can't remember
I don't remember exactly how many
came with the bucks but he was in multiple time MVP
with the bucks too
we'll have a ring
that makes me think that right now
since all things are pretty much people
with the bucks with the bucks yeah
I kind of want to lean towards a better player
which at this point is Kareem
his peak is 30 year average 35 points for game
in the 70s that's kind of crazy
so maybe in like five years
once Yonis maybe wins another MVP maybe another ring
we'll see and he has like 12 years of being a star there then i think i'll go yonnes but right now with
everything equal i kind of want to lean the better player no i disagree i i just yeah i disagree i just
think that i think that seeing the the progression and the narrative and the journey that you go
on with the player means a lot for a franchise it means a lot for its fans and so
So again, this is very heavily narrative base, the case that I'm making for Yonis.
But seeing him go from from what he was into into what he is now and the chip that he won came with Chris Middleton and Drew Holiday as the second best player.
It's not like he had an Oscar Robertson next to him.
True.
And he scored 50 in a game six.
Yeah, that was nuts, man.
Like the close-out stuff that he had all of the moments in that finals that's like
that's going to play on the highlight reel for that franchise forever.
Like I honestly don't know which one is more impressive.
Janus being a bad free throw shooter and going like 16 of 17 from the free throw line
or that game for a block because both of those were just insane to think about.
Yeah, that was definitely one of the stronger individual performances in the finals over the last
couple decades.
Off of a hyper extended knee.
That's so crazy, bro.
Come on.
Yeah, that's so crazy, bro.
He came back so fast and just as effective as a player.
So, yeah, I think that when it comes to it, I don't know.
I want to lean.
I want to lean Kareem, but with Janus narrative, going back to the narrative-based thing,
Janus has so much shit documented in so many stories.
Dude came into the country, tried smoothies.
It was the greatest thing of all time.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, bro, like, like, God bless us.
there seeing like seeing this
skinny dude from yeah bro
seeing this skinny dude from greece
that's how we decide be raising these
yeah smoothies that's how we do it over here
welcome to dd3
so kareem
kareem never went through a drive-thru like
yannis
the day he was born it's different levels like he was
born into this movie life
yeah i think at the end of the
at the end of these two players career
I think it also just matters
who will be what will they be
remembered more as
and I know Kareem
Morrisovir towards the Lakers
and Janice is Mr. Buck
he's Mr. Milwaukee unless he fucking leaves
and out of the shit
We give Kareem, we knock him for being more of a
Laker but when we talk about the Lakers
we don't even consider him
even though he's the best player that's ever been there
and for that, oh I guess you can say LeBron
but for a extended period of time
we don't even consider him as a Laker for some reason
He's such an interesting player to talk about bro
He's such a little player
Why isn't he by Laker than Kobe?
That's not true. He just never gets brought up
in those conversations because he's not magic and he's not Kobe when it comes to like being
a Laker but like why not if he's not if he's not a buck and he is a Laker why can he beat them as a
Laker because he's not them as a Laker you see what I'm saying because they draft they drafted
magic they drafted Kobe they didn't draft Kareem so like while we still love you we don't love
you like that right we didn't see you grow up like that you again you already had a ring in three
MVPs whenever you came to us so magic is first year in the league he got
he got us a ring.
Kobe, we saw Kobe's evolution.
So it's just,
it's a different type of love that they have for them.
Okay.
If drafting them is a difference,
I guess I get it.
Yeah, bro.
All right.
We move on to the next team.
We have four of them left.
And I wish I close out on a stronger note
because three of the next four are not interesting.
Who is the greatest player in Orlando Magic history?
I'm putting my vote in for Dwight Howard.
Hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
So the obvious answer people will go to with Shaq.
Yeah.
Why do you go Dwight Howard over Shaq?
First off, Mo, what do you think?
I was leading more towards Shaq, first and foremost, but these two,
Dwight did go ahead and lead them to a finals run and all that, and he was the best player
in like one of the best systems at that point in time and history.
So did Shaq, though.
Yeah, you're right.
You absolutely right about that.
but I think Shaq's run over there
was like OD short
it was OD short and so
yeah it was very short
yeah so I'm like I don't know how much
you can really claim that
Dwight was there for eight years
Shaq was there for four years
so twice long
they both made one finals
Dwight had
three defense player
of the years there
did I don't think
Shaq never won an MVP there
his only MVP came with the Lakers
two times score
champ which one of them came there so one scoring champ versus three defense player of the
years both made a finals run twice as many years for Dwight but shack four years he was clearly
the better player so how do you weigh that Dwight constantly gets disrespect that as a player too
bro and is this like I think he honestly probably deserves it probably is Dwight he's he's he
top 75 all time he's not right is he what he's not top 75 all time right
he should have been but it's because they yeah grandfathered in some
of the old farts who were there in the first list.
Realistically, Dwight definitely is.
Let's go ahead and give Dwight his respect.
I'm leaning towards Dwight.
He doubled it.
I don't understand why.
Like, I don't think that is that close in this sense.
He doubled him up in years.
And three-time D.P.O.
There's like three guys in the history of the league that's ever done that.
And Dwight is one of them.
And if we're being real petty, listen, I know everybody lost in the finals.
At least Dwight got a game.
Shack got swept.
If we're being
If you laugh
I lost a little bit better
All right whatever
Either way
You need the team's at a fucking chance
I don't even care
I lost a little bit better
But I see your point
If it comes down to the twice as long
I can understand it
I just hesitate a little bit
Because the peak of Shaq in Orlando
Is just so much better of a player
Like it's night and day
He's way fucking better
Than the best version Dwight ever was
So that makes it like
I think that matters in the day
Like we do a lot of resume stuff
yeah okay who the best player absolutely matters you can't say it doesn't matter not when one was there
for literally twice as long and has and has accomplishments that that the other one never had like
as great and as great and as dominant as shack was three three dpa wise mean something for that
for that city and for that franchise yeah yeah i'm good i'm cool with it the i can't argue with
just longevity four years is not a long amount of time there's other players that we talked about
that weren't there very long with their teams.
Like, we didn't give Barclay the sons
because he wasn't there very long.
So it's similar.
I can understand that.
Shout out Dwight Howard.
Dwight Howard gets his respect finally.
It pains me to do it.
I'm always the one arguing against him
just because I feel like
he gets catapulted into certain conversations.
But all right.
Next team,
who is the greatest piston of all time?
Isaiah Thomas.
It's my guy, Isaiah Thomas.
Go ahead.
We've already discussed.
Go ahead and dance on it, Donovan.
We've already been a guy when Isaiah Thomas fan under 40 years old in the country.
He's like that.
And y'all just don't understand.
And again, the only person, the only player to beat Magic and Larry and Jordan, it's him.
Like, he is at the center of all of it.
And I think for him to also be like the face of, you know, this bad boy's, you know, this bad boy.
Piston era and obviously like Lambier is the one who everybody says is dirty and Sally and
Aguirre and they were nice and Joe Dumars is like the silent killer. Everybody knows that everything
that the Pistons did in that entire era started and stopped with Isaiah Thomas and he is he was
there his entire career. He is fantastic. He still is an ambassador for for the Pistons and he's
always, you know,
wrecking for Detroit.
They,
he's just,
he's not replaceable for that,
for that franchise.
And he's just,
he's amazing.
Okay.
I like that.
I respect it.
I mean,
I don't even know
there's a close second when it comes to this team.
I,
yeah,
who would be second?
Is it Ben Wallace?
Sure.
I don't know.
I'm just saying them.
There's probably like Joe Dumars or something.
And in that case,
I know you're talking about the guy
who's second fiddle.
Like,
this is probably the most clear coat one besides like,
Jordan and LeBron. It's obviously Isaiah
like you said they've had one era
of, well let me say they have two great eras, two championship
teams, one era that was
like truly one of the greatest dynasties of all time
well, not I'm not saying dynasty's too generous
but one of the best championship runs
of their time and he's the guy that
let it like it's pretty fucking simple.
Yeah.
I agree, you're right.
Shout out of Isaiah.
All right, next one.
Who is the greatest raptor of all time?
I can go ahead and
just start this off.
It's 110% Kyle Lowry.
He wasn't homegrown necessarily because he wasn't drafted there.
But even within that, I still say he's homegrown because he grew up and turned into the Kyle Lowry that we all know.
You went ahead and got his ass bounced consistently by LeBron and the Cavs on a fucking seasonally basis.
No matter how good they were in the regular season, they're consistently just getting whooped.
But within that, they go ahead, make a change besides Uri trades for Kawhi Leonard.
And they make that, they finally go get over the hump and Kyle Lerry did his absolute thing.
And he played, he had a whole lot of out of body experiences.
He became an all-star there.
You know what I'm saying?
So I think, you know, even though I generally don't think he's the most talented player in Raptors history,
and I'm fucking leaning towards maybe DeMardo's and Kawhi Leonard.
But as the staple
Someone who helped build that house
I'm gonna lean towards Kyle Larry
Others may say Vince Carter
He deserves to be a part of that conversation
Even though a lot of Toronto
His fans have like
A sour taste in their mouth
Pause about him
He doesn't
I mean he left in the most dramatic fashion
I think it was great
We sit on like
We took KD at the conversation
Because he left in dramatic fashion
Vince Carter left on shitty terms too
And he's nowhere near the caliber player
Like I don't know how you could possibly
Put Vince Carter in the conversation
He deserves to be in the
I think
Yeah, I think Vince is on the short list of greatest rafters of all time.
Yeah.
Sure.
But when you compare him to like, like Mo said, someone like Kyle Lowry who embodies a team
and was through thick and thin, emphasizing the thick, he was always there.
He very much was like the identity of that team for a decade.
And then a guy who left unceremoniously, like it's, how could you possibly not go to the guy
who is the most love for his greatest?
Okay.
Okay, I'm also going Kyle Lowry because, and I really, I wanted so badly to make, to make the argument for Vince Carter.
The problem is he only made the playoffs twice while he was there.
And so it's like that success wasn't there.
I try to make it for Chris Bosch.
Again, only two playoff appearances while he was there.
And Lowry just had, Lowry was a part of teams that had success with the Raptors.
the revisionist history on Kyle Lowry is insane it is absolutely ridiculous what we have done
with Kyle Lowry and to act like Kyle Lowry we're going to argue let's go let's go let's go
Kyle Lowry until Kauai came in and showed everybody in that city how to actually be a winner
Kyle Lowry was one of the biggest chokers that that franchise ever had it was him and
it was him and demar de rosen and whether or listen they were never going to like win a championship
or beat lebron but the way that they the way that they just kept losing even the people like
brooklyn paul pierce that they were losing to and people like that they were out here stinking it
up in the biggest moments and cow lorry had three very very solid seasons from from 2019 afterwards
and everybody just kind of forgot that for years he was choking in the playoffs and they
could not count on him.
And he was like, he was a good player,
but he was never like, amazing.
Obviously.
Obviously.
But the thing is, you say, if it wasn't until Kauai came and they won a chip, well, too
bad we live in reality and they fucking won the chip.
And he was on the team and he was a driving part of the team.
And they only trade for Kauai if they feel like they have a team that can be competitive
around him.
And the reason they felt that way is because they had Kyle Lurie.
And they were willing to get rid of DeMarr because they knew that Lurie was a real important
player on the team and that pairing him with Kauai would give him that ceiling.
Obviously, he's not as good as a star of someone like, like Hawaii Leonard or even Vince Carter, but that's not the point.
That's not what makes him great.
It was like everything Mo said, which was what he did for the team and that he was the guy that really gave him their identity as a team.
And then was there when they won the chip.
If he was the one that got traded into Rosen was the one that won, then maybe he'd be that guy, but that's not what happened.
You know, Kyle Lauer was on that team.
They realized.
They realized.
And it wasn't like, oh, we have like a solid team.
they realized, hey, we have two chokers as our best players.
One of them has to go.
And we need to get somebody in here who can make a shot when there's 10 seconds or less on the clock.
And the whole league thinks that Demar DeRosen is better than Kyle Lowry.
So we can get more for Demar de Rosen.
Let's go get, let's go get Kawhi Leonard.
And we'll keep the other choker because guess what?
The ball's not going to be in his hands.
I think that for Kyle Lowry, he,
He has solidified his, um, his like Raptor erinous or whatever in the years after Kauai.
I think those years have done more for him and his Raptor legacy than anything he did before,
even winning a championship with him because I think that that is very singularly Kauai Leonard
and Fred Van Vleet and the player that he turned into after he had his child, right?
Those two things were crazy.
But Kyle Lari, like, we don't have to.
act like Kyle Lively was this amazing player
this entire time.
It's, I mean, it's more
than, it's, you're looking at it
it's black and white when it's a, this is a beautiful
ass portrait that we're looking at.
I'm not saying this, I'm not saying this is black and white.
I just gave him the nod as the greatest rapper of all time.
I think it's more indicative of the fact that they don't really have anybody
to, to be as their goat.
And if Kyle Lowry is the greatest player in your franchise's history, then like,
that speaks volumes.
No, it disagrees though.
You act like we're saying that like, it's an impressive goat.
It's not.
No, I just had to get this off.
I just had to get this off.
I felt this way for a long time.
You and I have had conversations where I've heard people talk about Kyle Lowry making
the Hall of Fame and it blows my mind.
It really, really does make me upset.
And so this was my chance to get my Kyle Lowry stuff off.
So that's the only reason why I feel.
He's just like, he's the goal.
I just had to say it.
Everybody agrees.
Yeah, I mean, I ain't going to back for Kyle Lauer and doing that.
Bro, come on.
How many shit's on Kyle Lurie?
Why would they?
Who the hell is a Kyle Lurie saying, bro?
Who are you trying to go?
Who are you looking for to have this argument with, Donovan?
I don't know someone in his comments is teed off with you
and they're going to send you a nasty DM after this podcast.
Listen, listen, if there's one thing.
I don't know when it is.
Listen, I don't know.
I don't know exactly when it happened.
And this is what I figured stuff out.
This is really when I figured out like how the world works, right?
because
Kyle Lowry
Listen
Somebody goes online
They go on Instagram
And you see somebody
Thinking you're just like
Oh my God
They're great
And if people look at
Kyle Lowry
They feel the same way
And it's just like
Yo
For some reason
Everybody's just like
Yo Kyle Lowry is the best
He's thinking
And all this
I
This man let a couple
Standing Count to get to his head
bro
He said he figured out
life after this, bro.
Oh my god.
Did you notice Carl Lari's ass and figured it out?
I figured it out.
If you are thick, if you are thick, people will listen to you and people will like you if
you're thick.
That's all you have to do.
And that's what I figured out about Kyle Lari because there's no reason why we should be
looking at this five-time All-Star and thinking like, oh my God, he belongs in the Hall of Fame.
Yo, people just like to make fun of him and like to just be like, oh, wow, like that's crazy.
You say Carl Lurie has sex appeal, so people like him?
Listen, I don't know what people are on.
I don't know what people are on.
But that's what I figured out.
That's why I figured out.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Wow.
Listen.
That was quite the take.
Kyle Lowry might be in the Hall of Fame tomorrow if you put him on a Sports Illustrated cover.
Like, what the hell is going on?
Whoa.
Well, do you remember that Isaiah Thomas?
And I think Dee Wade did it too.
Whole cheeks was out in that magazine.
body issue.
Yes.
I made me so uncomfortable.
The world would end of Kyle.
He did one of those.
Man,
let's move on.
We talk about Paul George and his likeability.
This is the same thing with Kyle Lowry.
Bro, he's literally takes a lot of charges.
Like, what can you not like about the man?
That's lame whenever he does it.
He took a charge in an all-star game.
That's Kyle Larry.
That right there is the epitome of what rat.
That's right-that's culture.
He built that, bro.
That's lame.
You shouldn't even be on the floor.
It's an all-star game
You're taking a charge like you're some white boy at Duke
What are you doing?
Get off the floor
This is for real hoopers, man
What we have to understand
If you're still here
If you're still here an hour into the podcast
Comment
Kyle Lowry is thick
I want to see it in the comments
With two Cs
With two Cs
Two Cs you said you want double Cs on that bitch
Oh my God
Say Carl Lowry is cheeked up
Yeah
On the Thursday afternoon
We got one more team
Enough of Kyle Lowry's thickness
Who is the greatest
Nick of all time
Oh man
We did a video about this earlier
And I said Patrick Ewing
I kind of want to go walk
Frasian out just because he has the chips
So yeah
I'm gonna go walk Frasier
Okay
I don't care
Yeah
I'm not going to her bad with anything
I don't it's fine
Can we go to TikTok time?
Yeah, I mean, Ewing and Frazier is just like, yeah, I guess the Chips decided.
Like, he's true.
He's a star that was notable in his era, but never one of the best players alive.
Like, if I'm trying to think of a comparison to today's league, I don't know, Paul George.
I don't know.
I don't even know.
It's just such a weird, it's just such a weird conversation, especially because when we
talk about like the all-time centers like there's like seven before you get to ewing and so
there might be more okay here's something fun to do and talk about the next let's do it
kareem shak hekeem wilt bill uh yokeach robinson yokech david robinson i feel we're forgetting
somebody no i'm mostly alone over him yeah yeah you can put moses over him
I don't even think I had Ewing in my top 30 or maybe he was number 30.
Yeah, he's one of the first cut.
So he's either, so what?
So I guess he's either like nine or ten.
I, we're at eight so far, yeah.
Okay.
Like that's fine.
I just think that for these franchises, while Frasier also still calls Nick's games.
Like he's very much a Nick for life.
He has the two, he has the two chips.
I'll give it to Walt.
I'll give it to Walt.
Yeah, I'm cool with that.
he's honestly like last time i think i agree with you
because i was like a better player i didn't really think about it was a ticot
we're going fast i think fraser might just be the better player too
like for his time right like i
it's hard because maybe ewing's a better player
because like the eras are different better competition
but in terms of they're standing in the league in the moment
there's probably way more of an argument for walt is one of the best players in the
league as more than there was for ewing like you never could have said that
yeah i it's a it's a weird
just because like Walt
played at like the tail end of that era
where we're just like go ahead
Yeah exactly
I'm going to give them the respect on this one
I do not care about Nick's history
A lot of people are going to be like what about Melo
You want to explain why Melo's not in the conversation
There just wasn't enough winning
But like listen as a moment
And if we're talking even like top five
I think I do think that Carmelo has an argument to be one of like the top five
makes one of one of that's very fair to say that's very fair to say that it's just for everything that
nicks fans want and everything that people think that like the nicks should be and this should
be this place where stars want want to come carmelo anthony was the first player in a long time
maybe even ever who said i like at basically you know in their prime at the peak of their powers
i want to go to new york and he forced his way over there and so this idea that a star would
leave a good situation to go and try to build something in new york he ingratiated himself
with that entire fan base and so like i i will love carmelo anthony forever but he just didn't
have great success i mean they had they had one i think one playoff series win that entire
yeah so there's no fault to his own bro yeah exactly and that's not i mean he wasn't the
greatest play i mean he was a great player but not the greatest player and i
A lot of people have a lot of conversations about Carmen Anthony, but at the same time,
influence was there, but he never had that on the court success was playing with guys
like Raymond Felton and Andre Abariani and Jose Calderon.
It's like, let's be for a bro.
There's nothing to be done, especially with the style of basketball, he was playing back
then and who he had to go up against being to Chicago Bulls and Miami Heat and all those
other teams.
He just wasn't set up to win, but he didn't mean a lot in that era because I know
like New York fans have been
in the slums, bro.
Starved. Yeah, they're in the gutter for a while
before having saved them a little bit.
Yeah.
All right, man.
We all agree Walter, Walter Frazier, Clyde.
I think
I think it's tick.com.
Is it?
TikTok.com?
It might be.
Okay.
It is TikTok time.
Let's do this.
As always, we're going to start
with the draft.
You know, TD3 signature.
We're going to do this like always.
And today we're going to draft
players that wore number 23 on their jersey.
We get the two best players of all time, and then a quick fall off.
Let's do this, man.
I'm interested to see what type of names you pull out the hat, because it's deep, bro.
So this time the order is me first, Mo second, Donovan, third.
Sorry to do it to you, Donovan.
You don't get one of the goats.
You're not going to win.
You're going to piss a lot of people off, Isaac.
Todd of him and already lost it.
Yeah, I would have lost.
maybe you'll pull it out we'll see
boss
what the hell
check yourself
that was wild
so
let's draft NBA lineups
with only players
who wore number 23
first pick
as always I'm going
LeBron James
but I'm putting him
in my point guard
okay nice
interesting
rock the construction
I see
yeah I gotta be you're trying to tell me
you're trying to tell me
LeBron's a greatest player of all time
yeah
go ahead and give me Jordan
naturally I'll be content
should have picked Jason Richardson
and you sleep on him man
you act like he's trash
I don't have an opinion on Jason
Richardson
when we do these
listen in that specific draft
he was not one of the 15 best players that you could
have taken so it's like
right he was what he was the best fit
God I guess
I suppose okay
anyways when my
first pick, give me Anthony Davis.
Fuck, I was hoping you somehow fell to me next.
No, no, no, no, no. He was never making it back.
And then, at my three, give me Jimmy Butler.
Yep.
Solid start. You don't get one of the goats, but that's not bad.
You did great. You did great. Okay. Thank you.
So at my four, go ahead and give me, actually, at my three, give me Alex English.
Okay. Glad you didn't pick who I thought you were going to pick. At my five, give me
Draymond Green. Yep.
one there
got the best passage
of the one in the five possible
and then
am I four
give me Blake Griffin
oh my god
that's who I really really
wanted that's what I wanted to go to
bro fuck
it's okay
no I couldn't
I couldn't leave Alice in this on the board
bro that would have been dumb
nah I would have took him if you didn't take him
it was a good pick
yeah okay so that leaves me
this is where it gets bleak
this is where it gets bleak
Okay
And that's all the all time grades
Yeah
Okay
So I got MJ
Ew
So I got MJ
And then I have
Alex English
So I need a fucking
Four and a five
And a one bro
At my one
This sounds so nasty
And weird to say
He's gonna do it
Yeah
Actually
Screw that
At my four
Give me run our test
No
Yeah
Yeah, you should have shut your mouth.
You told me you said it that ignited a demon in me.
God, let's go.
You deserve that.
I'm hurt.
I'm so hurt.
I was,
ah!
No,
I'm actually frustrated now.
Yeah.
I don't know what to do.
I'm in your head right now.
All right.
At my five,
give me Marcus Camby.
Gross.
Grandma's locking up.
Easy.
That's such a.
he's not he's defeated he's really not and then i guess at my one mo i hate you i really do at my
one give me Mitch richmond okay okay no playmaking at the one but shooter i like it jimmy can be
a pseudo point i like it uh dude the big list here is so fucking gross it's so gross but i hate to say
The talent is undeniable
But give me Mitchell Robinson
Oh my God
I hate to say it
But I need him bro on my team
I hate to say he's a good fit
He's a great fit
I don't need you to do shit
But block shots
Putting him in a torture rack
Mental straight jacket
Oh man no
My turn
So I have Lebronthe one
Then I'm a four and my five
So I can finish up here
don't do it okay
at my three
I need spacing
give me Lowry marking in
okay
he wears 23 right now
or was that his
he was 23 right now
in the jazz
wow
we confirm that
I looked that up
on a list of people
the war 23
so let me make sure
I'm not tripping
and he actually does
and he does
ah nice pull
great
yeah
I got Lebron
the two
which who don't
okay he's my three
I need a two
I was going to pick Rich Richmond if you didn't pick him
You know what
Let me throw back to someone
Mo took last week
Give me Jason Richardson at the two
And I ain't finesse lander you
That's a great pick
He was a highlight reel and also you had a ratchet on him
Good pick
All right
Oh man
For spacing reasons
Go ahead and give me Lou Williams
My One man
LeBron's post-lo up every play.
It don't matter, bro.
It don't matter, bro.
Your team cannot match up of mine.
Your five is not graded in mine.
And I got Jordan.
I guess.
All right.
I might too for my last pick.
Give me J.R.
Smith.
Oh, my God.
That's who you were saying, don't do it for?
I needed shooting.
J.R. Smith?
All right.
You could have gotten Kevin Martin.
You could have Fred Van Ville.
Yeah, you're in the toucher right now.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, we're not, stop it.
Stop.
Okay, listen.
We're not going to do a sit here, and every single time we're going to disrespect my last pick.
Okay, J.R.
Smith is a very solid NBA player who's contributed a lot to winning.
They're all-stars on the board.
He's a good shooter, great vibes guy.
I have Mitch Richman, Jimmy Bullock here.
J.R. Smith is going to be fine.
He's going to get a great vibes because he's,
Off of the gas 90% of the time, bro.
Like,
I understand anybody who's ever played with J.R.
Smith,
they love playing him.
Team morale just got boosted by 15 because I made that pick.
And you lost the game by 20.
Congratulations.
Listen,
you drafted Lou Will and Mitchell Robinson.
That 1-5 pick and roll is not doing anything for you.
Listen,
Lou leading to the left.
You ain't stopping that, boy.
You think Lou Will over Fred Van Ville and Calvin Murphy.
I need this.
Look, I need Lou for the spacing.
And after we'll up, all your team's ass,
we're going to take them out for some wings.
That's the game plan.
All right.
So I got LeBron James, Jason Richardson,
Lowry Markinen, Blake Griffin,
Draymond, Tremont Green.
That's the best five.
Don't lie.
That number one overall pick saved your ass.
I like, I got Lou.
I just didn't pick Lou Williams.
You had, you had Michael Jordan.
What do you mean it saved him?
You also had a chance.
No, bro.
He had, he had Blake.
Blake your friend is a really saying that Blake and
Draymond combo combo was deadly
You sold
I couldn't have taken Blake because
Alex English was a better pick
Yeah all right go ahead what's your team
Anyways Lou Will M.J
Alex English run our test in Mitchell Robinson
My team is actually great
It would be great if you didn't have fucking
Lou Williams is your point guard notably not a point guard
The greatest version of the greatest version
Lou Williams is busting your ass bro
also again not a point guard
listen great pro-am team
you got that all right my team
Mitch Richmond J.R. Smith
Jimmy Butler Anthony Davis
and Marcus Canby
Listen my bad I didn't get one of the two best players
of all time
I was set up to fail and I think that I did a pretty good job
considering the circumstances
I think you might beat Moe honestly
oh you're chirp not now you're chirping
now you're chirping now you're chirping
that's not happening let's be real
he has AD and Jimmy Butler
who's your second best player
Alex English
what the hell
are we disrespecting him
like he's a bum
oh my god
I've never
went to bed for Alice English
in my life bro shit
and now I'm doing it
what does life come to these days
alright man
next video we're gonna do
we're gonna do a tearless
Like usual.
This time we're going to put
versions of Steph Curry
into a tier list.
We did this with LeBronick
a month or two
a month or two ago.
It's a little bit different
with Curry
because he doesn't have
quite as many
like notable eras
but his progression
as a player
she's changed a lot
over the years
so I think it should be interesting.
For sure, bro.
So let's put every version
of Steph Curry
into a tier list.
Where are we starting?
2011 Curry.
That's rookie
Curry?
That's not rookie
but it's pretty
sophomore yeah sophomore your courage pre superstar jump
he was still very good uh i don't think we can go actually no we'll go this is the worst
version of curry depending on what else he brings up on this list uh i think he's probably what
a d you know he he pre superstar jump he was great for his time you know what i'm saying but
the warriors weren't on weren't on much they're still rebuilding as a team but he did let everyone know
like he may be cooking something in the future.
Yeah, this is before he put it all together with Steve Kerr and realized he can be this
off ball mover that like has insane gravity to make his teammates better.
At this point, he was just a good shooter who could really attack people off the dribble
and like was like, whoa, I've never seen anything like this.
But he wasn't making everybody around him better yet.
Yeah, exactly.
Infrastructure wasn't set up.
The players were not there just yet.
And this is just the prelude to what we wanted to see or saw later in his Alexis career.
So we're going D?
D.
All right,
B is cool.
Next up,
2033 Curry,
current day.
I'm going A tier
because I think there's
like we've seen Pete Curry
and this isn't it
but this version is still
really, really good.
Yeah, he hasn't taken a step back yet really
but it's like
this past season wasn't one of his
two or three best seasons
but he's not washed by any means
like probably still deserves A.
Listen, he's still one of the three best players
in the world.
So yeah,
um, yeah,
he's a.
this was one of his this past season was one of his most ironically enough efficient seasons um but
even like with that still being said i i can agree with you guys i don't think it was one of
like i don't think it was p. curry so far next up 2015 curry first MVP for damn this came i don't know
i see i don't want to say this i see think that this is b yeah that's worse than cur it's better
So that was worse than current day, Curry?
Yes.
I think current day, Steph Curry is better than he was in his first MVP.
I think that first MVP, that team went 67 and 15.
They were an amazing team.
He was leading to the offense.
Like, there was great.
The numbers just still weren't there.
And I, but also the defense wasn't there eight years ago, the same way that it is right now.
I think he's more complete.
I think he's smarter.
I think he's better.
Better ISO score today, too.
Yeah.
And I think the only thing that we're doing is shaving.
I think and only but it's like we're shaving like two
two percentage points off of his three point shot
and I will gladly take that if you're adding everything else
yeah his games are so much more churn out in every way
like his skills have really polished over time
and that wasn't even his best MVP season
yeah exactly I think B is the perfect place for Curry
yep next up 2016 MVP Curry
S
Isaac go go please tell the people why this is
low-key one of the three best seasons the league has ever seen
low-key is like being like generous
like this is maybe the best individual season we've ever seen
and that wouldn't even be crazy to say
406 threes in a single season
that's think about that think about that
you have 82 games he's making like five threes a night
where he was doing in 2016 the efficiency
he wasn't playing fourth quarters because he was blowing everybody out
every week there was a game where he's dropping 30 in a quarter he was unstoppable in 2016
yeah man yeah he was 40 40 90 he was a scoring leader at 30 points for game while being 67
percent true shooting percentage which is as good as like any lebron jordan kareem all those
most efficient scores of all time as good as them while being the guy who shoots the ball
from the furthest away and has impact on his team with the way he moves off ball and on ball
driving the best offense of all time like it's hard to quantify
just how incredible an offensive player this was,
anything less than S would be criminal.
Yeah, absolutely.
I 110% agree with y'all, bro.
He legitimately broke basketball
and the entire NBA at that point
was just trying to play catch-up
and they're trying everything.
They broke, yeah, him,
Draymond and Clay, of course,
like these two played a very important part too.
But with the way Curry had other teams
scrambling and breaking down
rosters and having the entire NBA switch how they play basketball just so they can
guard this six three lightskin dude is insane and yeah we haven't seen that type of impact before
peak lebron is the greatest player you've ever seen on the court maybe second greatest if your
jordan guy whatever and yet people were still debating in 2016 if curry was the best player in
the world it probably wasn't right but the fact that that was even a debate that was like seriously
had is ridiculous nobody else in this era has ever compared to lebron in a single year yeah bro we've
never seen, well, me personally, I've never lived through an era where basketball philosophy
is just straight up, like just changed and bent and people see a new way of life now because of
this era and run that Steph Curry was the driver of. And so he, yeah, S tier, clear as day, bro.
Yep. Next up, 2021 Steph Curry when he won the scoring title before the year they won a championship.
I actually think this is also S-tier
I do
I think the fact that he was out there
with no clay
and he was whooping
with Damian Lee and Juan Tuscano Anderson
Kelly and
killing everybody
I mean they were triple teaming him at half court
he this
this is one of those performances where it's like
it gets forgotten
because they got knocked out in the playing game
in the playing tournament
Yeah, but he was as efficient like everything that everybody had had always wanted to see from Stefan like, okay, put the team on your back. They gave him the worst roster in the league and he did that. Yeah. Yeah. People were always like, why doesn't Steph Curry spam picking roles every play? And this year, he was like, fuck it, let me do it. And he just came out and won the scoring title in a year 13 of his career. Like, yeah, that's absurd. It was also, go ahead. I was going to say just real quick, something a lot of Warriors fans and NBA fans pick on is just how.
really specifically Warriors fans, they would cry every single time about how much they want to see Steph Curry go on ball more because he's just really good at it.
But because of the style of basketball, that Steve Kerr would rather defer to, Warriors fans in the entire NBA hasn't been able to do that.
Just the other day, we saw a conversation on NBA Twitter about all, like, Steph Curry doesn't have a mid-range game.
Kyrie is a mid-range game is better and all those other shit.
And that's just like, that conversation alone is the product of Steph Curry not being on ball as much, which he got the opportunity to do so back in 2021.
And that just nailed in the coffin to all the doubt that anyone had.
Yeah.
And it was just, oh, and the fact that it was post-KD and that he proved that like, listen, I was overshadowed by this guy for a few years, but I'm still one of the best players in the NBA, haven't lost a step since I won the MVP six years ago.
it just did so much for
revitalizing the conversation that
no, this is one of the best players in the NBA
and he will continue to be in so we see
otherwise. Exactly.
302 years old
man. So is this better than
2016 though? No, it's not.
Okay, good. Make sure normal's crazy over here.
No, listen, there's tears within
the tier and 2016 stands alone.
Okay. What do you think, Mo?
No, yeah, I agree. I agree. It's not 2016. It's great, but it's not
2016. Just want to see if we can catch in
you lacking saying something crazy.
You guys pass.
You want to bully me.
I'm burning up in here.
Strip.
Oh my God.
Okay, next thing we're going to do,
I'm going to show you guys
some classic funny NBA tweets
and you guys are going to have to rank them
based on how funny they are.
Okay, okay.
So this should be good.
Let's rank these classic funny NBA tweets.
First up, we got
somebody say Anthony Edwards
isn't playing fair this year.
Oh, man.
They're just...
This is crazy.
This is just a horny tweet, man.
You're just telling on yourself with this one, man.
He's got nothing to do basketball.
This guy's just like, Anthony Edwards is hot.
That's all he's saying.
Yeah, say Anthony Edwards is hot.
Yeah, he on one this year.
Just because he got a little fresh cut,
cut off his...
He's done with the Afro phase.
And he got a little earring in there, too.
Man.
one through five we're ranking this one through five uh i'll go five oh i want to say five i go four i don't
think it's like the best like it's not the funniest thing i've ever seen but it's very funny but
there's there's another level of funny okay okay we can do four all right next one we have lebron
talking about keep that same energy we're calling my team old just for them to not make the playoffs
oh man this is listen this is five out of five anytime lebron tweets anything it is a five out of five
funny, hilarious moment, because it's always going to come back around and be used as some
type of meme. You should have never tweeted this when your entire team should be in a retirement
home. This is just hilarious to see six months later. Was this early into the Russell Westbrook
era? Yes. This is in August. Oh my God, bro. Yeah, this, what do you rank this, Donovan?
We're going to put this at number three. So this is funny here than Anthony Edwards one.
Three is two. I think we should put this at five. I think we should put this at five. I think that the moment behind this is more important because they just literally lost and they were just, they just had a dog shit year, point blank period. So I won't put this at five. I'll go five. I'll go with you. Next up we got.
Kevin said, Scarlett, saying Scarlett, Joe Hanson, I will drink your bath water.
These are just random.
He's just horny
NBA tweets
Joe Duran's insane
But this is
This is 2011 Kevin Durant
He was not in college
He was in the NBA
Almost peak of powers too
What is wrong with this?
He could have any woman in the world
That he wants
And he's tweeting this about Scarlett
This has to be top two, bro
Yeah, I'll go to with you
This is hilarious
The hashtag random
is so indicative of that era
This is funny
I just imagine him tweeting this out
With those fake ass glasses that people used to wear back in the day too
Hashtag random
He's like this is gonna hit
Hopefully she sees this
That's hilarious
Alright next one
Terry Rozier
Say Osama should have hoop
Because he was tall as hell
This is out of pocket
This is number one though
This has to be number one
Yo.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Yo.
Tweeting this.
Like 6.5.
Bro, tweeting this at 11.10 p.m. at night.
Oh, God.
He was just watching a documentary, bro.
He was just watching, fresh off a documentary tweet.
He was high.
Watch it.
Whoa.
Wait, what?
He just chimed in and said, this is the night that Osama was killed by Siltim six.
Whoa.
This is, this might have to be.
This is his first thought.
Why isn't he getting buckets from Michigan State?
Stam, this is one, bro.
This is one.
Terry Zier is a funniest individual.
He thought this, like, immediately after the news.
He was what, oh, my goodness.
He said, damn, he's six, five.
He could, who would me?
That's wasted an hour.
He could have been Jay Cole.
Hall of Fame tweet.
All right.
That's number one.
Last one we got number three.
Eric Bledso, I don't want to be here.
He's just crying at this point.
I remember this moment.
The funniest way to request a trade.
I think this slots into number three perfectly.
Yeah.
I'm with that.
It's a very like on all the things that like happens on NBA Twitter,
this is very somehow, this very average and just like, okay.
like also it's eric blenzo requesting a trade go ahead do whatever you want
like you're not you're not good enough to be sub-tweeting like this no the funniest thing is
he tried to lie and say he was talking about he didn't want to be at a salon anymore because his wife
was there for too long god bro the worst lie ever said can yeah this was peak of power
mini many muscles eric bletzo they know he called him minnie lebronn eric bletzo so yeah he had to
pull in the power to say that back
then but the context of it is just fucking hilarious bro because i don't think you've seen
we may have not still not haven't seen a player just tweet how they want to go by their
NBA career it's hilarious yeah that's hilarious all right that's the end of that one we got our
ranking set one through five pretty funny next thing we got we're going to talk about all-time
NBA teams since we're talking about the best players of all time or this episode and i'm
going to name two NBA teams and we got to decide which ones all-time starting five is better real simple
You'll see them on screen
This should be fun
So which NBA all-time team is better
Lakers versus Celtics
This is this tough
It's actually not tough
We have to go we have to go with the Lakers
I know the amount of talent
That the Lakers have had in their entire
Franchises history
Is absolutely just criminally insane
It's unfair what they've done
Their entire history
Bro
From head to toe
magic better than Bob Coozy Kobe better than Paul Pierce LeBron better than Larry Bird
Anthony Davis is sadly not better than Kevin Garnett but he was still very good and it's
it's not a complete wash between the two and cream of course he's better than Bill Russell
bro so for almost if you want to be crazy and put Shaq at the four and just have him over
Kevin Garnett it's a clean sweep from the Lakers yeah oh yeah you didn't even put
shack in there I didn't realize that bro it's a clean sweep is not even this this is so
sad because this is the Celtics, but
they don't match.
Bob Cooz is getting right off the floor.
He's not going to know what to do, bro.
He'll go
what's magic going to do, Donovan?
How does he do it?
Hee!
Love that clip.
All right, next one.
We got the thunder
versus the heat.
oh man
I love this so much
but it's probably going to be
the Miami Heat
am I crazy for that
I don't know
again the Thunder have three MVP's on their team
but the heat had the goat in Dwayne Wade
that's kind of hard
they got
the best player ever in LeBron
possibly the best player that the NBA has ever seen
in LeBron in the Miami Heat jersey
D Wade is Dway is
Wade, or Jimmy Bow is a fucking maniac.
Chris Boss was a great piece.
And then they got Tim Hardaway, Jr.
But Westbrook is Westbrook, Senior, my bad.
Tim Hardaway, senior, so this is tough.
I'm going to go with Miami because there is no way that Russell Westbrook and James Hardin are both playing good enough defense to stop doing Wade and Tim Hardaway, Jr.
Tim Hardaway Jr. is going to cross James Hardin to the floor.
Oh, I keep, yeah.
That's my fault.
Listen, it's been a long time
But those two
I say that like I watched them play
Those two guys are putting
Too much offensive pressure on Westbrook or Hardin
They're going to dominate and also I'm not betting against LeBron
How the fuck is Sean Kemp going to guard LeBron
They have no hope
He's going to pray
Yeah bro, he's going to try to get Sergei Blocker to go ahead
And have some reinforce in the back
But that shit's not going to work man
You're done
Listen, we damn your saw this matchup in real life
And this heat team is even better than they were in real life
So it's going to be even less competitive than 2011 actually was
Or the 2012 actually was
Yeah, we got to go with Miami
Yeah
All right, next one
We have the Knicks versus the Nets
This is an interesting one
The Nets' location firepower
I love the way this Nets team fits, bro
It's a beautiful fit on the court
Jason Kidd, James Harden, Vince Carter, Brooke Lopez, wait.
I'm not going to laugh.
That's my sweet.
Sweep.
This might not even be competitive.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
I don't know about sweep.
Sweep is a bit much.
It's not going to be necessarily a fantastic fun game to watch because the nets are, the nets are open to ass.
Listen, if we're playing this game, if we are playing this game pre-2000, I think the Knicks have a, they have a, they have a.
really, really good chance to win this game.
Bernard King is having a stroke once James Harden hits him with a step back.
He's having a stroke.
Every, listen, Bernard King, Mello, and even Patrick Ewing, post fades all day.
And I don't know if anybody can stop it.
If you're going to have Willis Reed running on the perimeter with Kevin Durant running off
screens and transition, he's going to be gassed by the second quarter.
He's going to go into cardiac arrest.
Listen, they didn't do that.
Why wouldn't the Nets just do that?
What do you mean?
They didn't do that before 2000.
That's what I said.
Pre-2,000?
Mm-mm.
No, this Nets team would run them off of the floor.
They'd have no answer for Kevin Durant.
Yeah, bro.
No.
Who's our wing stopper?
Camelo Anthony?
Woo.
Cemetery.
No way.
I'm sure you do, Nix fan.
You know the vibes.
You're in the Netson 4.
All right, next one.
Okay.
Come on now.
Next one we got the Bucks versus the Spurs.
Oh, man, this is so hard.
Janus and Kareem and Ray-O-A-Land.
Yonis and Kareem together with spacing?
I don't know.
Tim Duncan and David Robinson together?
I mean.
With Kauai, with Prime Kauai, too?
Exactly.
Tony Park always gets swept under the rug.
I'm going to the spurs on this one.
Yeah, head to toe, it might be the Spurs.
Head to, head to toe.
I'm going to have to go with the Spurs because you can do nothing about Tim Duncan and
Dave Robinson while I said that you can't do nothing about Yonison Kareem
but Tony Parker and George Gervyn and Kauai Litter fucking moves me compared to
Sidney Moncrief shout to Alskar Robinson for sure but I'm sorry but you just can't
do no longer than Kareem versus Tim Duncan and David Robinson I don't even know who'd come
on top of that that would just be a rock fight straight defense I need I need that in
NBA jam like immediately dude the universe might just implode because this is just too much
of higher power like there's no clear answers to
who would win that battle.
You know, George Gervin and Kauai might be the deciding factor
because they would cook Ray Allen and Sidney Moncrief.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
Tony Parker's getting posted up every play by Oscar Robertson.
So that's okay.
That's okay, bro.
You can try to go ahead and post up.
Do that all day if that's your best play.
You're not going to beat them with Oscar Robinson running post hooks.
I don't give a fuck.
Listen, they're not going inside the, inside the pink is Tim Duncan and Dave
Robinson's there that 17 foot old man just that's gonna be right there all day the only advantage
Oscar Robinson Oscar Robertson might have is of course that size and also just put that fucking
fro into that man's eyes and you're good bro you're good put extra product and put extra product in
your hair that day too and he ain't seeing or smelling shit and you're good bro yeah I'm going to
spurs for sure next one the 76ers versus the sons
Why is Kevin Durant on here?
Because he's on there.
He wants me to put the three.
Huh?
What do you want me to put the three?
Somebody who played more than 20 games for the suns.
He's different.
He's going to put Sean Marion on this list.
Like,
like,
you're going to be better if I put Sean Marion.
I'm going with the 76ers.
Why?
They are,
they're bigger.
Listen, Amars Dottomar is going to have his hands full with Will Chamberlain.
Yeah, that's honestly like the weakest point for me and that's where I'm like.
My bad, we actually have to go with the sons.
There is no shooting on Philadelphia.
Oh, shit.
Charles Barkley is the three?
Nah.
Everybody.
You want to talk about pre-2000s bully ball?
Everybody's just going to be in a circle around the page.
I think I have to go with Phoenix.
It just makes more sense
Yeah
But that size is crazy though
Man
Low key
This 76ers team
It's just a better version
Of the 2001 Sixers
Where it's like
It's no shooting whatsoever
Everybody else can handle the defense
You just let AI cook
They're gonna have five guys standing in the Dunker spot
Just watch
Yeah
We have to go
96 jazz game yeah the office to go with the sense yeah the type of offense that I that I could
imagine them running well Charles Barkley versus Charles like I don't know why but I just
registered in my head that there's that's funny but yeah no this team this team spacing is
insane bro they're open the ass it's definitely a very much like a how do I explain this is very
much a battle of eras like do you want to go pace in space or just I'm big as shit and you're
small
I'll go
exactly
yeah
sons
okay
next one
the calves
versus the bulls
let you know
Irie
Donovan Mitchell
Lebron Larry Nance
and Brad
sheesh
um
firepower
I don't
you got
the 96 bulls
with Derek Rose
MVP
the Rose bro
I
I think you know what I'm taking the bulls just because I think I think Gilmore clears
Brad I think Dennis Robin would have Larry Nance in a straight jacket
So it's listen and also Donovan Mitchell
Where's where's he scoring because he's either I have to be guarded by Michael Jordan Scottie Pippen or Dennis Rodman
And he's he's he's locked up he's like I'll take Chicago
Oh man I don't know which way to go. I don't know which way to go more though because like
Guarding.
Bro.
You're not
official guarding
Scotty Pippin?
He's
He's getting
attached.
He's getting cooked.
He's getting cooked.
But the spacing
for the bulls
is so screwed.
Is the battle layers?
But
Justin,
Jordan better chuck some
threes.
Scotty,
you post up in the corner.
Listen,
they will win this
match up 79 to 66
and I will take the bulls.
Yeah,
it's hard for me to not
pick Garrick Rose
next to Michael Jordan.
Oh my goodness
That's courage to imagine
The speed of those two guys flying up
From fast breaks
And then Scotty Pippin is a playmaker
In the running in it
Like what do you even do?
Yeah
Nah man
This is
Yeah
This is futuristic ball right here.
I'm taking the Bulls.
Clean sleep for the Bulls.
All right, man.
That's the last one that does match us we got.
That was dope.
Next thing we got to get out of here.
We're going to do something.
So last week we talked about which player had the higher career earnings.
This time we're going to do which player has scored more points in their career.
So this should be fun.
Okay, okay.
So this is you really going to quiz, y'all.
Which NBA player has scored more points in their career?
First off,
James Hardin or Patrick Ewing?
I ain't go lie.
Fowl March and Hardin plus three points you are Hardin,
I'm going to lean that way 110%.
Bro, he averaged 36 points per game for a season, I believe, right?
So crazy.
Yeah, I'm taking, I'm taking James Hardin.
James Hardin's worst season, actually no,
because Pat did have a lot of good season.
But Pat had like one, like, amazing scoring season.
And that's basically just every year of James Hardin in Houston.
So I'll take James.
He had five of Patrick Ewing's best season.
season. Hard and easy, bro. James Hardness, 24,693 points. Patrick Eumes at 24-815, 130 more.
Then Orlando Magic Years got us.
Damn. That's crazy.
Yeah, underestimate the longevity.
Yeah, that's an important factor.
Yep. Next up, Paul Pierce or Kevin Garnett?
This is tough.
Because they both played a while.
Yeah, this is this is tough. I mean, but KG wasn't doing anything except yelling at
crying at the town town's when he was in Minnesota. Yeah, over Paul Pierce is over here calling
Paul Pearson over here calling you Jonathan Haslam. Yeah, facts. Paul Pearson's over here calling
game against the Washington Wizards, bro or with the Washington Wizards. So he also averaged 14
points per game that year, I think. You know what? Give me. I'm a leading towards stuff.
Paul Pierce because I'm going to lean the I want to lean towards more of the
perimeter player for this one.
You know what?
Nah, I'll go Kevin.
I'll go Kevin Garnett.
You played yourself.
Paul Pierce has scored 300 and something.
Wait.
Let me do the math in my head.
You played yourself.
Paul Pierce has scored 326 more points than him.
Yeah.
It says that Kimmergartenet scored more.
Yeah, it does.
That is Paul.
That is Nikiel not typing the number right
Kevin Garnett has scored 26,071
Paul Pierce is 26,397
Ooh, okay yeah
Okay, I see, I see
Yeah, I should have just stuck with a perimeter player
Yeah, 300 more
The three-point shooting is what did it for me, man
And plus the level of longevity too
All right, next one
We got Mike Bibby or Bill Russell
Oh, my God, bro.
You're setting him up for failure.
Mike Bibby?
You know I have to go with Mike Bibby.
You know I have to go with Mike Bibby.
Damn, man.
I don't want to do this.
I'm aside with the side of history.
Give me Bill Russell.
This is the most unexpected pair of names I've ever seen.
I know.
What in what light would they ever be in the same conversation ever, bro?
within the same sentence ever
This is the first time
In history
You did something special right here Isaac
His life he's ever been compared to Bill Russell
Congratulations to you Mike Bibby
You have scored
176 more points than Bill Russell
In your career
This is crazy
Criminal
We need to retract some points from Mike BB's career bro
Because this can't happen
This is shameful in NBA history
Alright next one
We have Dwight Howard or Paul George
See, I want to say Paul George easy
But that boy snapped his leg
And he's had like a ton of injuries
Yeah, I do
But Dwight Howard has had injuries too though
But Paul George had a couple years
Where he was like creeping up
You know like he was still learning the
He wasn't that guy
Yeah he wasn't that guy off rip
It took him like three four years to
But you know what Dwight's been in the league
for 17 years now
I'll go Dwight Howard
He's also been like not in the league
For the past three years
He's been pretty much irrelevant
Yeah and Paul George is one of the
He got that work out with the Warriors
We got to add just plus 10
Oh my God
Paul George is a great three point shooter as well
So this is hard as hell
I might lean towards
Dwight Howard
But Dwight was never a score
like that so it's tough I know I'll go Dwight I'll go Dwight I'll go Dwight I don't
feel good but I'll go Dwight yeah I want to go Dwight I don't feel good either he
PG miss a lot of time you should feel great Dwight Howard scored 3,000 more
points than Paul George damn it Paul I know the hell games out up I never had a
game the season doesn't help I never I'm I'm right but I hate that I'm right I'm supposed
to rip this man in this fucking podcast man shit here's the whole year in the past
three years. He's paid like 40 games a season.
Yeah, exactly. That's what did it, bro. That's what did it for him. Yep. Next one.
Kyrie Irving or Rudy gay. Damn it, Rudy.
What? What? Why? Why are they even? What?
No. To be honest with you, this is a trick question, Donovan, because Rudy Gay been a bucket.
You notice. You said this is before in this podcast. But Rudy Gay has also missed time. He's been
hurt a little bit.
I'm going to take
Harry Irving.
I think this one,
I think,
I think Isaac is trying to
set us up with this one.
I'm going to take
Harry Irving.
But Kyrie missed a lot of time too,
bro,
with the whole anti-vax thing.
And then,
of course,
he's had so many
injuries before in the past.
Rudy,
you've really been consistent.
He's still getting minutes.
I think he's on the Hawks now
or something like that, bro.
No,
I'm taking Kyrie.
I'm taking Kyrie.
Give me Rudy.
I'm going with Gay.
Give me gay.
Okay
Carrey Irving has 15,712 points
Rudy Gay has cleared 17,000 in his career
I knew it
How can you forget about those Memphis days bro?
You don't want over here
Repping that up
It was grit and grind
They were scoring 82 points a game
And he scored 17 of them
Consistently
Slow and steady
wins the race I guess
Facts
That last one
Jamal Crawford or Scotty Pippin.
Oh, this is so, I want to say this is easy because this man played until he was like 39 or something like that.
I'm going to Joe Crawford.
Yeah, bro.
He was like two times, three times six man of the year, bro.
Got a lot of meaningless buckets.
I'm going with Jamal for sure.
All right.
Final answers?
Yeah, I'm going, I'm going to, Jamal Crawford.
I think that 50 point game he had at the end of his career.
Oh, my God.
But if he was ahead by like 20
That really pushed him over the edge
Yeah
Give me Jamal Crawford scored 19,419
Scotty Pippins below 19K
Jamal Crawford wins
Damn bro
That that three pointer hits bro
Three point plays hits
So does playing for a million seasons
True
Bored bucket
Yeah man
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