The Deep 3 Podcast - Power Ranking Every 2025 NBA Playoff Team | Ep. 136
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Are you guys ready?
For what?
The Lakers?
Shut up, man.
To win the NBA championship?
Shut up.
Luke is back.
I don't know if you saw.
They just played the Mavericks.
He was making layups again.
He was getting to the rim again.
That was a very...
He wasn't looking too fat anymore.
That was a very...
Obviously, Lucas was going 45 isn't crazy.
That was a special day.
This man had tears in his eyes before the game.
You knew he was dropping...
I call that motivation.
I call that...
You knew he would drop him 40.
And that was crazy, though.
Well, we're going to have plenty of time to talk about the Lakers today.
playing time to talk about all the best teams in the NBA, because as you guys see by the title,
we're doing our third and final power rankings of this season.
This is the last podcast of the regular season.
By the time we get to next Friday, the next episode is out, the playing term is going to be done.
We're going to be prepping for full-on NBA playoff coverage.
So I think today is a good time to do our laid-in land, do our final rankings to really talk about
who we think are the best teams in the NBA, how they stack up against each other.
But today we can do it a little bit differently.
For the first two, we all come with our top 30 list, our top 20 for the playoffs, counting, playing
teams today we're going to make a combined list and in fact we're going to do it with this
graphic you'll see on screen right now we're going to make a combined top 20 with a kind of
pseudo tier list element we're going to put them all in a pyramid so we really have to think about
the order plus the groupings make a little more difficult a little more mental challenge going
involved should be fun yes this is this is the this is the proper way because we especially when
we talk about like the calves and the Celtics and all that we talked about all year like the inner
circles and stuff like that this is a very good way to to visualize it yeah
Yes. It's add a little spice to it. And at this point, we were all aware of how each individually feels. I think it's more fun to make a combined list to kind of have like the T3 consensus who were the best teams in the NBA. Yeah. We have a slight problem. As you guys saw him with the intro, you couldn't hear or see Mo. Good news is he is in this episode and you will hear him just fine as soon as I cue this music and we get back and jump into the episode. Bad news is we lost the first 30 minutes or so of his video file. So yeah, for the intro of the episode, the first 30 minutes of Yap.
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know what to say.
Pray on eaters, rejoice.
All right, I think we should start at the bottom of this list, right?
Kind of get the teams that, you know, don't really have a chance.
They're here because of the technicality.
They're here because the playing term exists.
We don't know who's coming out of yet, so we've got to include them.
Let's talk about the weakest teams on this, and then we'll move our way up to the top.
Who is the number 20 team on this list?
Who's by far the worst team here?
It doesn't even matter who the worst team is, because 16 through 20 all suck.
and all the Eastern Conference playing teams
I'm talking to Orlando
Atlanta it's not just the East
it's not just the East
in these four
I'm putting the Eastern Conference
in 16 through 20 it is five
well you know what they take a four
of the five they can do that
okay so here's the thing
I'm not going to Bulls I'm not going Bulls at 20
I have I like what we've seen from the Bulls
in terms of what it takes to win a playing tournament game
this team has been running fast
getting up threes
Josh Giddies grabbing rebounds
running a transition flinging that bitch out
Montez-Elis is playing well
Kobe White is playing well
I think they might get out of the playing tournament
so they're not number 20 to me
I don't know
Is the Bulls game
this in today's age
really playing tournament built
I don't know
What is playing tournament built
Been said before
But from what I've seen
The playing tournament is different bro
It's not playoff basketball
But it's not regular season basketball
It's good in between
It's not serious
But also at the same time
It's semi-serious
She gets spooky
into DeMarre Rose and Trey Young Invitational.
Boys turn to men.
Exactly.
And I understand that.
But like, come on.
It's whoever they are playing.
No, but also, who are they playing?
Right.
Like, right now, right now they're in the nine.
They're going to be playing the 10 seed.
Who is the Miami Heat, who I think should be at 20.
I agree.
I think the Heat are the worst team out of all 20 teams currently in playoff, play in position.
I agree.
We're going Bulls at 20.
And you know what?
I almost feel inclined
to not go Bulls at 19.
I'm with you.
I almost feel inclined
to actually look out West.
Do we think,
so Dallas Mavericks,
38 and 42,
they have Anthony Davis back,
they have Derek Glythe back
on a minst restriction.
They just played the Lakers
and defensively played really well,
gave them a hard-fought game
to the second half.
I struggle to imagine
this team does anything
without a point guard right now.
They started Naji Harris
essentially as their point guard
and had Dinwiddie as a
backup because
Kyrie's gone.
Noggi-Hairs.
Noggi-Hars.
Noggi-Marsal.
Oh, Noggi-Marshal.
They started Naji-Marshal
as their point guard
essentially in that game
when full switchable defensively.
It's a fucking stellar defense.
It is such a non-starter
to win a playoff series
either to get out of the tournament.
Like, you're not winning
with that approach to offense.
Life is so hard for Anthony Davis,
so hard for Derek Lively
doing a two big lineup
with nobody that can pass the ball
at a lower average rate.
The offense is,
a non-negotiable without kairi they're not they're not serious like it's not their fault they just can't be
serious i understand that i'm i'm okay with them being at at 19 and honestly now that we're
talking about it shout out to maybe two members of the eastern conference playing because you might
not be in the bottom in the bottom road you might you might you might not be there 19 and 20 exactly
but we can't put dallas at at 19 yeah and it's not their fault again last 15 games are 24th in
defense and 23rd in offense and they haven't had what they have now for a lot of those games right
but i almost feel like they'd be 20th just because there should be disqualified because they don't
have a chance anybody get out of the playing tournament but they can get hot and win a game maybe too
you know you don't never know what it happens but they're like again not their fault they're
kind of a guaranteed sweep in the first round if they get that eight seed and play okay z they're kind
of a guaranteed sweep i think absolutely i agree i agree now do we go bulls next we got bulls next we got
We have Hawks, we have Kings, and we have Magic
as three of the candidates for this
final three slots
at the bottom tier. Currently, the
Kings are the 9th seed out west.
They are up and
down, four and six in the last 10 games.
Mostly down, but there's been some ups.
They are obviously very talented.
They added Zach Levine, lost to Aaron Fox, and they still have
a good group of talent. The fit
has been nightmarish. It's been
kind of what the people with the Bulls fans
who looked around and said, wait a minute,
they want to do Levina de Mard
Rosen again?
They didn't they us for real life?
They like that?
They want to try that again?
It's kind of been what they expected.
I've done this.
But they do have some bonus.
They do have good ball handlers that can get hot in a play in setting.
I don't feel inclined to go to them next.
Do you?
No, they're not next.
I don't think they can be next.
I think they're in the top end of this year.
So Bulls are Hawks.
Who's next?
Who's the next?
I'm thinking right now, me personally, I'm thinking kings are Hawks at 18.
So you're not one, okay, I like, I don't, I appreciate the Bulls have been doing.
I don't appreciate them that much.
I don't like, I don't like the, like the Kings.
I don't like what they put on paper.
But can they want to play a playing game, though?
I truly think that they have just as much chance to win a playing game as a singular playing game as the, as the Chicago Bulls.
And now, whether you want to say that that happens because of just matchups,
then like that's fair but also if we're talking about matchups the kings whether they're playing
like Minnesota or or I don't know who's in the who's in the eight spot at this moment
it always changes but the seven and eight seed out west are much harder competition than
seven and eight out east so I actually think that it's harder for Sacramento to be a viable
playoff team and get to the seven or eight and actually get there you're right but that's
better know right now. Right now in this moment, I think it's equal. And I kind of like
the Bulls a little bit more. Okay. In this in this situation. I, we're glossing past
the Hawks who, Mo, do you tell us with the Hawks? How do you feel about the current state of the
Hawks going to play in tournament? I feel good. Right now, they're the eighth seed as we speak.
They could flip-flop any day from now, I think I flip-up any day from now between the Chicago Bulls.
I do think they're better than the Bulls.
I think we have more proven talent.
We've been more of a complete product
in terms of how we've been playing basketball
over the last, I don't know,
like three, four months or so.
I feel like we're better than the Bulls.
I think generally the Bulls should be
right up next after the Dallas Mavericks.
It's been a lot of time for no reason.
Come on now.
Yeah, I'll go Bulls too.
Oh, shit.
messed up.
Yeah, I'll go Bulls.
The Hawks have been clicking offensively really well.
And I think in a play in tournament,
if you enter a shootout,
you know this is their stomping ground they have the most playing
experience ever
this is the greatest playing to
show him all time does this play in shit
this is what he does this is his stomping grounds
next few teams listen we got the hawks and we have the kings
these are mr playing in between treyong and de marty rosen
they've been there every single year of its exception
of its since its inception i should say
and yeah i think that's 16 and 17 i think these guys
just have a better chance of winning at least one game
we like
we like the kings more than the hawks
I don't
I think I like the hawks better than the kings
I care
we could go ahead and switch that
thank you why not
with the bone is back healthy now
I don't think I like the hawks
I mean the hawks
they have worse competition
so I guess they have a better chance
of getting out
but I don't think it's a better team really
they've been clicking as of late
offensively for sure
but
the key I don't know
maybe I'm just enamored
I think our defense makes us a better team
yeah I think
I think our defense
makes us a better team now again neither is great maybe the king's defense actually might be better
permeter wise for some reason i'm saying what you talking about the hawks of defense is what
inspires you what the fuck are you talking about listen this is the this is some of the best hawks
defense that i've seen in the entire like tri-young area so of course it's inspiring to me bruh
19th means some to me yeah listen when jalen johnson was in those doors i was moved right now
it's 22nd in the last 15 games sure we can go we if you guys really want to we can go hawks at 16
there we go
I'll save my arguing energy
for things I care about later
now there we go
how do you feel about
their line of magic
right now Palo Ben Caro
is playing like a god
scoring wise for the last 20 games
he is putting up
he's been dominating March basketball
he's getting to the room
we talked about a couple weeks ago
he's doing what we saw him
do in those first five games
that got us so excited
that made us rank him
as a top 20 player
he's looked like that again
still not the perfect player
so those things to work on
the team still doesn't put him
in the best situation to succeed
and drive offense
but he is scoring
extremely well right now.
We know they're depleted.
We know they don't have Jalen Suggs.
We know that the juice isn't there to make a real run
like we thought they could do when we were talking about like,
oh my God, can this be the four seed early in the year?
So now we're kind of in between, right?
Where we're getting a good version of their best player
but the team as shown the formula isn't really ready for this year.
What do we do with that?
I think that we still have to,
I think we still have to put them probably around like 15 or 14.
Like on the high end,
if you really believe that power,
can just go, go crazy and carry this team and do what he was doing in the first round of last year,
but not only just put up those numbers and keep them in games, but win those games, that's fine.
They're also set up to get dusted by either playing, like, if they win the playing tournament
and they win their first game, they have to go to Boston.
Like, and they have to play the Celtics.
they're getting swept if that's the if that's the case and then if they if they drop a game
now you have to play the best team in the conference hall game you're getting swept like i don't see a
situation where they can get a game in the playoffs at this moment but i do kind of like i want to
highlight palo and everything that that he's doing but they're still not a viable playoff team yeah they just
have so many holes right without jalen suggs their guard room has no no two-way players right
Cole Anthony can do
some driving things offensively
has a little bit of juice
Anthony Black, good defender
I'm going to say Jayland's talk again
KCP
great defender famously
having a nightmare offensive season
though he's bass back a little bit
none of these guys have like offensive threats
I'm just naming guys that are good defenders
you have no threat from the one
you have no threat from the five really
shout out Gogh Betazadee
who I think is really good
they play Willie Collie, not Willie Colley Stein
why did I just say that?
They play Willie Collie Stein
Willie Colley Stein.
Why about blinking on his name?
Wendell Carter Jr.
I got the Akron is mixed up.
They put Wendell Carter Jr. a lot who
I am so disappointed in the last few years.
I remember a couple years ago we did our center rankings?
He was up there.
You put him at like 18 in the league for centers.
And he just, I don't know what happened to him.
I generally, maybe Magic's fans can tell us.
I don't know what he's good at anymore.
He just kind of is a guy.
Seems like he leveled out, bro.
Yeah, they just have too many players that are just guys, no threats that
it's honestly, it's so impressive that Palo is
scoring the way he is right now with how just terrible their offense is.
So I'm encouraged for them long term because Powell looks good.
I don't really have a silver lining for why they can make a run this year.
Exactly.
And I think that's why they belong at 15.
Their talent deficient is not necessarily their fault.
But also at the same time, when I look at the front office, it's also your fault.
And yeah, they're just like cooked by a whole bunch of things in the roster.
And there's no real pathway for them to be above another tier.
at all.
I hope Goku get traded one day
and he gets to start for someone
because I feel like he has some juice
waiting to be unlocked
with full starter minutes.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, he was,
even like in the off season,
his name was being thrown around
and go to some other teams
and be their starter
and stuff like that.
He's solid.
But I think if you look,
if you look at the numbers,
last 15 games,
even with Palo playing
this wall offensively,
they're still outside the top 20.
That's not going to get you
anywhere. And so I don't care how good the defense has been. It's been number one the last 15
games. They're locking up right now. And that's fine. You still, if at your best, right,
and obviously you have injuries, but if at your best, your number one score is scoring the
ball and you are not in the top 20 in offense, that's very discourage. That's very discourage.
But they are ath of net ratings. They are playing decent basketball right now. It's, I don't know,
it's hard to balance this where we have in our mind, we know that they have to go against the
top two teams in the east and we know we don't have a single no thoughts in our mind that they
stand a chance there so they might be better than one of the two of the teams left actually
don't know if that's true because most of them are west teams left but they are like pretty
respectable as of late like being top 10 and net rating for 15 games double size isn't nothing it is
a former that can do something to have the best defense in the league right now plus a 30 point per game
score but we just can't divorce ourselves in the fact they have to play the goddamn Celtics or
the goddamn calves and they don't stand a chance there
Yeah.
So respect to the magic, respect to you guys getting it out of the mud,
doing what you can with the state of your roster,
but it's not looking good for you.
Yeah.
Okay.
So we're putting Orlando at 15?
I think so.
Yeah.
They've been like 15.
Now, I will say if Franz Wagner was shooting the ball better,
then I would feel a lot better about putting them maybe at like 12, 13 or somewhere
in the middle of the fact, but that's just simply not happening over the last like 15 games,
14 games.
You shoot like 27% from 3.
That's still not hitting it whatsoever.
And that's one of the biggest problems, right?
We haven't gotten good Franz and elite Palo at the same time.
We just haven't seen the ability to make each other better.
At this point, early in the season, I feel like the biggest issue was Palo on ball post-injury was bad.
The pace of play was bad.
The passing was good, but the playmaking in terms of getting into the paint and making defenses rotate was bad.
That's all better for Palo now that he's healthy and the oblique injuries behind them and you feel like he has a better rhythm going for him.
But now Franz is playing terrible off ball.
like we just can't get both these guys clicking at the same time and i know i said i said that a couple
weeks ago i said franz's playing terrible off ball and somebody commented a magic fan i think his
his like youtube name was like franz stan or something like that and they're like how can you say
franz is playing terrible right now it's so dramatic off ball he cannot he catches you he has not
been a good off ball player we know we can do with the ball in his hands but if you can't perform
next to palo as the guy it's a long-term issue exactly and that's like you have those issues for
the entirety of his career you just simply have to be able to shoot
in order to make your life easier and everyone else's life easier.
But shout out, Franz, man.
I love Franz.
I hope it can work with these two.
But I know this is appropriate too because the bottom five,
I feel like the magic are a tier above this.
I feel like they're defending so well as a way that they deserve to be
to start this next tier,
despite also standing zero chance of making a run.
So I'm kind of happy that it broke this way.
Okay.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Let's not bad.
So now we get to the interesting part, right?
We got through the teams that don't really stand a chance.
We have left the top eight out west and the top six.
out east. These are the serious teams that can win a playoff series. Any team on this list
can win a playoff series, right? Yes. Who do you feel the least confident in? I feel the least
confident in a team like the either the Memphis Grizzlies or the Indiana Pacers. I'm willing
to lean either way or maybe even the players. I feel pretty good about the Pacers actually.
Oh, okay. You feel confident in them. I like the Pacers as well. I think it sounds like we're putting
the Memphis Grizzlies at 14?
I guess so.
It's kind of, to me, it's between them
are the Timberwolves.
The Timberwolves have had some good play
as of late in the second half of the season.
Julius Randall looks a lot better.
The spacing, Gobert's been scoring his ass off lately.
Gobert's having one of the best scoring choices
of the last like three years.
You look really good.
They've adjusted the offense to having
Gobert the Dunker spot
and Randall being the main screen setter
in the half court, and it's worked really well.
But they've just had,
they've had some games where they look really good,
And in some games where they blow a 30-point lead to the goddamn bucks
and Kevin Porter Jr. as a masterclass, they're still up and down.
The ups are a lot better now.
But again, this Western conference is absurd.
There's eight teams that can win a playoff series, legitimately.
Somebody has to draw the short straw.
And I don't know if I think it's a given that the Grizzlies are just completely cooked.
I understand the coaching issue and the defense issue that kind of led to that coaching
issue and every reason why they're trending in the wrong direction.
I still don't think they were a top three C for a long time for a reason.
I don't think the Timbool is like a tier above them.
No, no, they're not a tier above them, which is why we're going to, like, we can put them
back to back if you feel like that.
But I do think that Memphis should be, Memphis should be right there at the bottom of this
list just because of one, and we've talked about it all year, the availability of John Morant,
to the everything that has happened over the last week that led to you don't just fire your coach
yeah for no reason for no for no reason and like if listen if john morant was nicole yoke's then
maybe we'd be having different conversations and we're going to talk about the nuggets coming soon
but like the the grizzlies they have a lot of uncertainty around them and i don't feel good
about them and if you talk about like the top four in the in the west it's like do i think that
the grizzlies can beat the thunder no do i think they could beat the the lakers no do i think
do i think that they can beat the rockets that's the only one that i have any type of any type of faith in
but even at that point like that's that's just because i don't think that the houston can score
in does this move you john morant last 10 games 30 points for game 7.2 assists 62% true shooting
turning the ball over less 2.9 a game he's shooting well for
from 3, 37%.
He looks a lot better in rhythm,
especially he's shooting
these off the dribble 3s
I've been really impressed with.
He, I don't have his on here.
He's taking 7 3s a game as well, bro.
This is a different genre.
I didn't even see that.
That's crazy.
And yeah, obviously the pick and roll
percentage is up post Taylor Jenkins.
Zach Edie's looking pretty fucking good
now that he's actually getting
to run pick and rolls
and be involved in the offense.
Who would have thought?
He looks like one of the best rebounders
in the league.
Who would have thought?
Seems like he's a real good player
with some skills despite the weaknesses.
Who would have thought if we actually use him?
I feel like
despite the turmoil, they don't look horrendous right now.
There is silver linings from the changes they made.
That's fine.
I still don't.
There's still two teams minimum that I don't think that they can be in a series right now,
and that is OKC and the Lakers.
I don't think that they're beating them.
They're currently in the six seats.
They might play the Lakers three right now.
If it sticks, but it's going to come down to the last couple of games
that these teams are all tied right now.
But like, do the Clippers,
I don't I don't think I
I don't think I like Memphis more
than what the clippers are doing right now
I just think that like
I can understand you on that
the kids are a lot more stable and consistent
I do trust I haven't said their name for reason
I'm not considering them right here
I'm not I know you're not
and so that's what I'm saying like when you
just when you go down
and if we do this exercise for every team
I think that the Grizzlies
had the least amount of outcomes
that you feel confident
end up going their way
and that's why I would put them at 14.
Well, Grizzlies or Timberwolves?
Who was 14?
Grizzlies or Timberwolves?
I'm leaning towards the Grizzlies for sure.
All right?
Listen, y'all, whenever you come out
and prove everybody wrong, just know I noticed.
I was on this side.
Stay on that side.
Stay on that side.
Yeah.
I was on this side.
It's a madman.
I was on the side.
Okay, so do we feel good about Timberwolves
going next at 13. Are you guys on my
side there? Or are you looking
at the Warriors? Are you looking at the Clippers?
I think we need to introduce
How do you guys feel with the Milwaukee Bucks?
Okay, bucks and Pistons? You're right.
They're kind of scary right now.
They're very, their front line
is very bleak. No Chris Middleton anymore.
Of course, because you got traded. You got the Kyle Kuzmans of the
world, Brooke Lopez.
Well, there's six and four
in the last time. Yeah. And
Yonis is playing out of his goddamn mind.
They should be five and five. But in the way that he's
doing it feels so
yeah you said they'd be five and five
that that that Timberwood's game
was disgusting I can't I can't believe that they
won that okay so the bucks are
interesting they're six and four in the last ten
they beat the living shit at a
four straight wins against four straight
bad non-playoff teams
so it's a cookie
cookie uh well
I just blank what was I going to say
what
I think I was going to say Mickey Mouse and I said
cookie monster my
I don't know what you're trying to say.
It's a Mickey Mouse schedule to some extent.
So I'm not putting that much stock in those wins,
but they are streaming together good performances.
Listen to that comeback game,
Kevin Porter Jr.
had a great stat line.
I don't want to hear about no goddamn Kevin Porter Jr.
Me neither.
Please stop.
But they're going to need him to do something with Day Mal,
and I guess he's fucking going to keep shooting really well
and taking advantage the opportunity he's got him.
I'm talking about Kevin Porter Jr. in a playoffs.
I'm not allowing us to do that.
But how much has Yonis carried this, though?
because Janice is playing amazing, amazing
basketball offensively, especially.
How much does that carry you pass it to guy?
I mean, I say this, but the other side is Anthony Edwards
is also amazing, so I don't know.
Do you guys feel better about the Pistons
and the Bucks right now for sure?
Yeah.
I'd feel much better about the Pistons, for sure,
because they're more complete.
And when it comes to playoffs,
I don't know why.
It sounds so crazy to say this in the year of 2025,
but I trust the Cades, the Malik Beasley's,
and just a complete collection
of people on this team to upset someone in the first round
or proceed to the first round
than the Milwaukee books because they got the most
dude their roster's so finicky right now
like who's starting for them at the point
he represents his last name's like Ron's
I forget his first name but
it's looking really bleak right now
and I don't trust the look at those guys
Calcusma is the second option on offense
I do not trust that whatsoever
yeah Ryan Rollins touring your prince
and Kyle Coosma in your starting lineup
without and Dame Mike
come back. It's still in the air that
they say he's recovering and I guess it comes down to
how his body handles the blood thinners and if you can come back on time
if he comes back obviously we feel differently
but without Dame
I don't think any of us expect them to make a run of any sort
I don't know if I expect them to beat the Pacers in the first round
without Dame. That seems like a tall fucking task
despite how great Yonis is. I guess
we can go to the bucks here just because they're
disqualified with injury. Yeah I'm not
holding my breath. Which I actually not think but I think we should
put the Grizzlies about the bucks for that reason.
I am
completely okay with that. Shout out to Bobby Porter's
He's back, but he's not enough to go ahead and, like, sway my opinion whatsoever.
Well, Bobby Porreis was straight at bad to start the season.
So he needs to, one, be enough, but also prove that he's going to be impactful and, like, play better.
Because the start of the season was rough for Bobby.
Stay away.
Okay, so we go bucks at 14, grises at 13.
Now it's really hard.
My first thought next is, if we're going to choose to believe the Timberwolves are the good version of Timberwolves.
That we're going to get a good version of Julius Randall playing within this new spacing system.
and we don't think he's going to be a tyrant
taking over the offense like he did in some of those playoff
meltdowns for the Knicks.
We all think Anthony Edwards is the best shooting
in going to go into the league playing like a true top-10 superstar, right?
Tyrants are ridiculous.
We like what Julie Brown was doing right now.
We choose to believe his skills are going to be captured
in a effective way and utilize well.
Gobert is playing really well again.
Defensively, their top 10 for the whole season.
As of late, I'm sure it's also really high.
We did come up here and praise Jane McDaniels for being back.
He's proceeded to go away again.
and he's super up and down
Super up and down
We'll see you like 12 points again bro
My bad idea
I'm probably getting this cooked
I know
If we're being positive
Which I don't mind being for them
I think they're better than the Pistons
I agree
I agree I think the Pistons
are right up next
In this line in the Ames
Yeah
I respect the hell of the Pistons
I'm really curious what Kay looks like
In the playoffs series
If you tell me he's this guy
That like he's gonna look fine
If you tell me he's a guy
that elevates and takes over
and his game transits perfectly
in late game situations
you can get to his own shots
and continue to be effective
against high level defenses
and like change this equation
to where they should be higher
I wouldn't be too surprised
but I also don't want to
I don't want to gas the roster up too much
you know it's really impressive
what they've done
they still are relatively lightened talent
the defense has been great
second half of the year
the shooting has been great
obviously when league be using them
that's true
I probably feel better
about the high end talent
on the timber world
yeah I think I'm letting
the overall
just like
tone
The tone and the vibes of the Pistons probably cloud my judgment a little bit just because they are, but they are closer to their 100% than a lot of other teams are.
Yeah.
And so like that, that in itself is good.
But then also when you look at other teams and how good they are at their best and that they're 100%, they are better than the Pistons.
So, all right, so we'll go Detroit and then we'll go Minnesota.
I'm not sure.
Wait, do we feel good about the Grizzlies?
Yeah, I was about to say that.
Do we need, I think we need to slide back the, look at us respecting the grisies a little bit more.
I try to tell y'all, man.
They shout out the grizzlies.
I think they're better in the Pistons.
This may be where, I don't know.
Am I drawing the line right here personally?
Do I like the pistons more that I like the grizzlies?
Eastern Conference tax, keep in mind.
That's fair.
If the grisies were in the east, they would be the three seed.
Hey, man.
Let me see.
It's not, listen, it's not my fault.
They got to pay these stairs.
I said that as a joke.
But let me see what the actual standing-wise, what would they be?
Currently, the Grizzlies are...
I think there'd be 4.
The 47 and 32, so that would be one game behind the Pacers.
So they'd be the fifth seed, but they would be one game behind the Pacers, or that half a game.
It doesn't matter.
Yeah, but they'd be in that mix for the four-seat, actually, not third.
Shout out with the Knicks.
I'd just be so much fucking better.
We get it.
Yeah.
So, but they'd also have an easier schedule, so maybe they would also be higher at that rate.
But record-wise, they'd be fourth or fifth right now in the east above the Pistons.
So if you're doing that, one-to-one, what you've shown us in the regular season.
but I guess I understand if you feel so badly
about the grizzly trajectory
that you're just like
want to ride towards the other side?
Listen, I don't feel comfortable
putting teams that have a lot of turmoil
that choose to have turmoil
10 games before the playoffs.
Now they did also lose Jaylen Wells as well.
Oh, you're right. I forgot.
Yeah, he broke his wrist
as well as the head stuff that was scary.
He broke his wrist.
So he's out for some weeks for that alone.
Probably the whole playoff run, I'm sure.
He's going to be hoover with the cast?
I'm okay respecting them over the Pistons
Just because they still have Jaron Jackson
John Moran is back
We've seen what John Morant does in the playoff series
And the big man rotation outside of Jaron
Is the little ify with Brandon Clark gone
We'll see if Zach Edie can stand up to playoff defense
I don't know
We'll find out
But there's enough holes that if Moe decided to go
On Donovan side and pick the pistons over them
Because of Jalen Wells being gone
I'd respect it
But I feel a little bit better about the Grizzlies
Yeah, I'm going to rely on the stardom and experience of Jow, Jaron, and Desmond Bain over the Pistons.
This guy does not respect the thugsake enough.
I don't.
I don't thug shape every morning like you do, brother.
You said it you practiced in the mirror much more than I did.
I did it one time, maybe twice.
I think the pistons have one of the most interesting players to watch in this playoff run
because the first round, it's pretty much set in stone.
they're going to play the Knicks, right?
Jalen Dern, what are you prepared to do about the Carlton Towns pick and pop game?
Are you going to prove us wrong?
Are you going to defend the best you've ever defended in your life?
Are you going to look like early season Jailen Dern where you look a little lost and they really pick on you?
I don't know.
He's looked good as of late, especially as a score.
If you tell me that he comes out and really, really surprises us and dominates that matchup physically
and shows that he is the running mate to pair with K'd long term, I can imagine it,
but that's a big question mark for me.
Playoff defense is the center.
It's tough.
What is he going to do with the second?
second best offensive center in the league car at the 80 towns listen it's playoff time i'm bought in
and jaylon brunson especially jaylon brunson loves to attack slow bigs he loves to get into their
body draw fouls that's going to be a tough tough matchup and you know he has a sart thompson
he has a good defensive infrastructure around him kate's playing good defensively it's not
going to be him getting picked on every time i'm sure they'll do a lot and they'll put him in positions
that he's not getting in a lot of one-on-one situations of brunson but you can't avoid it entirely
you're going to have the nix are going to try they're going to do it so i i
you know what fine
we're just I mean you guys
you guys already decided that like Memphis
is going to go above Detroit but like
fine we'll do that
okay well who's the last team in this tier
that you feel like isn't in the top four tier
is that when you loop in with these teams
that are playoff teams and are respectable
but these are teams we all don't really feel like
have the juice to make a run for real
who falls into that last one
the clippers naturally should probably
fall on this last spot oh
disagree feel disrespectful
full saying that, but also at the same time, too, I'm like, am I thinking about the
quality, the fact that they have to go through the team that they have to go through in
the West? I think that's the wrong way to look at it. Ah, man. I'm stuck. I'm stuck between
three teams, right? Okay. I'm stuck between the clippers, the Timberwolves, and the
paces. For the, for the clippers, I'm stuck because obviously you have the massive Kauai
factor of like, is he going to be able to hold up for two playoff rounds, let alone three or four?
So there's that aspect of it.
The Tim Wolves, what we saw the other night, like, that is worst-case scenario.
And so, like, you still have questions about Minnesota and their offense and some of the playmaking stuff.
Because for, like, you have Mike Conley there to be, like, the vet point guard, to settle the troops and run all this offense.
If he's out there, right, at his advanced age and everything that he's been.
Advanced age.
right and everything and like the way to call someone oldest fuck i'm just saying i'm just saying
if he's if he's out there and he's not going to be doing the veteran point guard i'm leaning
the troops i'm setting everything up against a regular zone and you guys fall apart that actually
was very very concerning for me so i have i have those questions and especially about and his
playmaking in the playoffs in a playoff context and and randall he's he's a good playmaker but also
when you start to load up on people i'm kind of nervous about that and then there's the paces
which is they are really good.
But at the end of the day,
they're,
they're a solid team.
I don't know if they're going to be able
to make a massive run in the playoffs.
Those are the three teams
that I'm currently decided.
These teams are a good case study
in,
are we going to give teams credit
for their ceiling
or evaluate their floor
or evaluate where we think
they're really going to fall
in between those three things?
Because I think the Timberwell
was an incredibly high ceiling team.
I agree.
We saw this nucleus
minus,
plus Kat minus Randall
be in the conference finals last year, right?
This team, we've seen them
the formula works in playoff settings
against good teams. Obviously, it looks different now
without Kat, without the true two big lineup
and inserting Julius Randall and whatnot,
but Gobert, Anthony Edwards ball,
both sides of the ball. We've seen what that can be
and we've seen it in stretches over the last 20 games
in which it really clicks with Randall
and they beat the shit out of the Denver Nuggets.
They own the different nuggets. Every other team is up and down.
But we've seen them destroy
one team over and over again. So we know
they had the capabilities of dealing with top-tier offenses.
The Pacers, on the other hand,
highest floor here.
One of the highest floors outside of the top three teams, I think.
With Tyrese Halliburton playing the way he plays,
leading offense, playmaking the way he is,
with the just unpredictable frenetic style he runs with,
the pace he brings to the team,
and kind of allows everybody else to be better.
Seacom's had a great year.
We know we all like Nemhar,
we all like Benedict Mathrim, we all like Needsmith,
we all like this array of wings they have.
That sounds to me like a high floor team,
So it's kind of the opposite of the Timberwolves.
And the clippers are kind of a mix of both, I think.
So I kind of feel inclined to go to the clippers, the highest of these three teams.
Just because while Kauai is there, with that elite defense,
Zubot is one of the best centers in the league now.
James Hardin's elite playmaker.
Kauai's looking a little Kauai like lately.
That feels like a good mix of floor and ceiling to me.
Yeah, I'm going to try my best to just lock in and go straight, like,
like algebra one, absolute value.
And not.
Not factor in the injury stuff right now, even though that we're going to look in two and a half weeks and we're going to get the tweet from Shams saying that he's not going to play.
But I will say, I will lock in, I'll do that.
We'll put the clippers at the top of these three.
And then I guess at that point now it's Minnesota versus Indiana.
I don't know, man.
You feel better about between this two, Mo.
I don't know.
Between those three, earlier I said I had put the clippers naturally in that next point.
spot you lost that one but i said again you lost that one we're both going clippers high so you
decide pacers versus timber exactly exactly exactly and so look i was saying like i initially
wanted the clippers i reverted i changed my mind already in between the t-wolves and pacer's i'm
going to lean towards the pacer just because being better they've been playing fantastic
they're okay okay yeah they belong at that last at that last tier oh wait no so are you saying the
Pacers are the last tier or the next tier?
Are you saying they're 11 or 12?
They're 12.
Gotcha.
Okay.
That was confusing as fuck.
I lot my brain got fried.
Okay.
So we're going Pacers 12 or Pacers 11.
Timberwolves 10.
Clippers 9.
Interesting.
I feel good about this.
Wait.
Me too.
Do we feel good about the clippers being better than the T-Wool's though?
I don't know.
I feel pretty good about that.
Again, if you don't, if you don't factor in.
injury, yes, the clippers are better than the Timoros.
So right now, the playoff started to be Nuggets versus Clippers.
I feel kind of good about the Clippers' ability to win that series.
Having Zubach, he's legitimately one of the best interior defenders of the year.
Amazing rebounder, amazing cleanup man in drop coverage.
Been fantastic offensively, too.
We know what he can do in the post.
It's a rare breed of player.
It doesn't exist anymore, but he loves a simple shot.
He's probably the most underrated player in the NBA.
Probably.
We know what he can bring.
We know what they have defensively.
with guys like Chris Dunn,
guys like Derek Jones Jr.
at the point of attack
that can give Jamal Murray
some issues
and really try to...
Chris Dunn is very good
at fighting around screens.
So if you can blow up
the handoff game
and blow up the two-man actions
of Jamal Murray and Yokic
and really force Yokic
to beat you as a one-on-one score
like he hasn't been as of late,
Zubwatch is a decent defender
to help do his best
against the best
scoring center in the league.
I feel kind of good
about them being able to clamp up
enough defensively
and Kauai being able to torture
Christian Brown,
Jalen Pick at all these guys
that I'm not sure
sure yet give me another way to think about it but i might pick the clippers to beat the nuggets
but that's just talking about the scope of like specifically the nuggets i feel like i can say
similar things when it comes to the t wolves because it feels like they have the nuggets number
like you mentioned earlier i'm more so thinking about like league scope wise or whatever and
i don't i don't know if i feel good about someone like james harder on a night-to-night
basis because one night he's going to go ahead and give you like he's going to give you 30 30
be three and another night he's going to shoot 16% from the field and he's going to look like
ties jones out there on the court sometimes or least when it really matters the most so they're winning
games so i would understand that if they were winning games because he was having an out-of-body
efficient year they're not winning games because of that you know it's it's baked into the
strategy that james hard is going to have to be a volume shooter more than is comfortable with
that's going to lead to some poor efficiency they're winning despite that they're winning with
defense they're a top defense in the league they have been all year and with kawai back they have
him who has been not 100% Kauai as of late but he's had flashes right he's looking
more and more comfortable as time goes on so if i feel like we can give him credit that he's
gonna you know ramp up a little bit in the playoffs right that he's going to have some real
star quality games it's kind of okay if james hardin isn't a super reliable score i think but
at the end of the day i completely forgot about that mo i'm honestly glad that you brought
that i hate that i say that i hate that i said that point i like i hate it so much not
Because listen, because you went lower and understand I'm about to go lower.
Yeah, I hate that.
Because I can only look past one fault.
If I'm looking past the Kauai injury, I can't look past the James Hard and stuff.
And that is a real thing.
I did not want to mess this up, right?
Well, if we're going to remind Donovan of his biases,
Regal Bear plays for the goddamn Timberwolves.
Julius Randall plays for the goddamn Timberwolves.
He was hurt.
He was hurt.
But mind you, understand that in a series,
where James Hardin scored in a seven-game series
with James Hardin scored 40 points twice.
He averaged 22 points.
Like, the drop off that he has in some playoff games
is very, very real.
And so I think having those two caveats,
like, we might have to put Minnesota above that.
I get why you're saying that,
but this isn't, this apples to oranges
in terms of team construction.
Like, this is the least,
I'm not going to say that,
because they are very reliant on James still,
but it's the least rely on his scoring.
We keep talking about the scoring.
James Hardin's scoring is very secondary
to how this team is going to win games
and potentially win a series.
But they're very insulated
for James Harden Stinkers.
It's okay.
It's almost expected.
It doesn't matter.
Like, he's been very good this year
despite being an efficient all year.
There's always another level.
There is.
I get it.
There's that aspect of it.
I know.
And we're not talking about the most trustworthy
office in the guy that world.
No, no, it's not.
But I do think that
I, okay, if I'm, if I'm, if I'm going to look
past, like, if I'm going to look past the injury stuff, I do think that Kauai is enough to
overcome James Harden playoff performances. So that in itself does have to be, it does have
to count for something. And as crazy as the Western conferences, it's absolutely wild.
And Tyloo in the defense. Exactly. It's wild that we sit here today and the Clippers are, like,
going to be in the four or five. I like the Clippers, man. I like them a lot. I hope they win a
series. I really like the best bull they're playing.
We have to go clippers at the top of that too. So I do think that right now we have
we have the right order of the trio. I don't know, man. I don't know. I love the
clippers. I love the clippers so much, but also at the same time to, okay, over the last 15
games, they've been number one in defense or number two, number two in defense. So the Orlando
Magic number one. You said that earlier, Isaac. Yep. But through that number one, I don't
Look at their offense.
Check the offense.
Yes, but also on top of check the offense.
Check who they've been through those last 15 games as well.
Not their fault.
They've got to play the teams in front of them.
Mavs, Mavs, Spurs, New Orleans, Orlando, Brooklyn Nets, New York Knicks without Jalen Brunson,
Memphis grisies through all the tour that they've been through.
Hawks, Hornets, Miami, New Orleans, King.
It's, we know the story here.
I understand.
And if they had a regular solid play,
stat line, I would be with you.
But they're 13 and 2 and had the best net rating in the NBA for that stretch.
Like, they didn't just beat them.
They dominated them, which that is what you've got to look for, is the margin.
And, of course, they're expected to win.
They're not necessarily expected to beat the living shit out of all these teams.
And they have.
I don't know.
You didn't need some teams that they should be up.
You know what I'm saying?
You're supposed to beat the living shit out of these.
For sure.
But you know what I'm saying?
They had the number one net rating.
That's like not.
It's inflated, though.
It's inflated.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not putting them one on this list.
Like, we're not necessarily putting them high.
The number nine.
I don't know.
I trust the four of the ten rules, me personally.
I trust the four of the ten rules.
I'm not sure their floor is better.
I mean, like, again, the Clippers, it's not just the last 15 games.
They've been a top four defense all season.
Like, we're not talking enough about that.
We're focusing on the offensive stuff.
They are a truly elite defense led by one of the best coaches in the NBA who has shown
time in time out.
He's put maybe the best in the NBA besides Eric Spolstra at matchup dependent coaching.
instilling good defensive schemes
to slow down exactly what you want to do offensively
Tailu is one of the best adjusters in the league.
If you give him a healthy team and you give him
enough offensive punch and the
defensive infrastructure is healthy, I feel
better by the floor of that.
What I will say is that I think
something that supersedes
the clippers for the
Minnesota Turnbulls is the ability
of anti-Averts to just turn into
fucking God and then also the defense
sustaining to a certain level as well.
Now, they haven't been as good as the clippers defensively all year long, but they're not, like, far off whatsoever as well.
They're six for the year. They're also pretty high. So I'm like, I think Anthony Edwards supersedes everything that the clippers have been doing from personally.
Yeah, I won't be shocked if you're right. If you just say Ant ascends and has that type of series where he like is a difference, that wouldn't be shocking. I can see that.
All right. I think we're settled. Who the fuck is next?
Now it's hard. Who goes at seven and eight? We know the top.
top teams up out there.
Now we should have to have to disrespect somebody to put them in tier below.
My first thought, New York next next.
Sorry.
The next might have to be eight.
I think it is what it is.
I disagree that they have to be next.
Oh, no, no, no, I didn't see.
Okay, so it was them with the nuggets.
I think the nuggets are seven and eight.
My bad.
I didn't see them for a second.
That's the next debate, I think.
Nuggets are for sure seven and eight.
Right, right now.
And I was trying to.
to say this with Memphis.
I feel it even more with the Denver Nuggets.
The Nuggets are walking lick right now.
Yeah, they're absolutely walking like.
I'm cool with Nuggets 8 actually.
Really?
Shout out, shout out to Yokic.
He is going to be amazing.
Everybody else in that locker room is a question mark.
Bro, we got headlines coming out today a couple days after the firing in which they are
airing this fucking drama out.
There's a full media smear right now to say Russell Westbrook is the problem.
Not necessarily, but Mike Malone's treatment of Russell Westbrook was the problem.
There was headlines that some people within that locker room didn't like that he got to special treatment and lack of tough love that Nicole Yoker, Jamal Murray already got.
They said those two, I understand, looping in Russ with that and treating him with kid gloves is too much to tolerate.
Drama, drama, drama, these motherfuckers are whispering behind each other's back.
We'll see if Adelman instills confidence in the defense, but their defensive talent is bad.
I don't feel good about them at all
purely off of like a Bill Simmons
like vibes rating type of feel right now
Exactly no I don't I don't feel good
I don't I don't feel good
And also I don't feel good about the X and O's
Their defensive talent is trash
They've had gains where
Yokic had a 60 point triple double
And they lost
And that wasn't a rare occurrence
He's had numerous outlandish stat lines
In which they lose
Because they cannot keep up defensively
The offense is a little bit less potent
than it once was
The defense is a lot less potent than it once was
everything that made them special looks more and more regular as the days go on.
And in that 60 point, in that 60 point triple double, one of the key things that we cannot
lose sight of was that Jamal Murray was hurt, right?
Jamal Murray has been dealing with injury issues.
And so going into the playoffs, him not being at 100%, everything, whether it's been from
the start of the year, middle of the year, now, everything that we talk about with the Nuggets
is they are going to be as good as Jamal Murray allows them to be.
Because obviously, Yokic is going to be great and he's going to get you to a floor.
But to get back to that championship ceiling, get back to that Western Conference
Finals appearance ceiling, Jamal Murray and Yokich have to be going and clicking at the same
time, and we haven't necessarily seen that.
So you have questions about him.
You have questions about the defense.
You have questions about the coach.
You have questions about the vibes.
I don't like what they are putting on on paper or on the floor right now.
they have to be the next team.
Yeah, I agree with you guys.
I want to hear your argument.
I don't agree.
I wanted to hear, I want to hear a pro-nuggets argument from somebody, but it's not possible.
Yeah, no, it's not possible whatsoever, bro.
Like, the only pro-nuggets thing that I could say is like, yo, Yoker, Nicole Yoker just king vamped this bitch right now.
Did you guys hear the, like, the last quote that he had during a press conference?
He said, yeah, the beast is most dangerous when it's vulnerable.
Oh, my God.
That's so tough.
Yo!
I might have to get back in.
I might have to jump back on the barrowagon.
He's jumping bars like that.
He got me soaring this bitch.
I understand that he had a good game last night.
They started Jalen Pickett.
Hey, he played well.
He had 18 points, I think.
Yeah.
Again, I understand.
He made jump shots.
In a playoff series.
Well, that's because Jamal Barry was hurt.
Yeah.
But, yeah, no, even just like the talent-wise, the talent is not strong.
Like, yeah.
We talk about how it's deteriorated post-KCP,
but Dayron Holmes not being able to play this year
and hoping they don't trade up for him,
hoping he could be the talent injection that makes up for it.
With that gone,
they just are simply worse than last year and it shows.
He's gone, yeah.
He tours ACL like literally like a month after he got drafted.
That's so fucking bad, bro.
It's very unfortunate.
Like, he's such a butterfly effect
of what could have been if he would have said healthy.
But now they don't have a good big man room outside of Yokic.
I mean, if you want to count Aaron Gordon is big man.
He's great, obviously.
but the bench bigs are not good
they're wasting money on Dario Sarich
wasting money on Ziegnaji
wasting money on several other players
that we don't got to go down the line
because it's a bunch of not nice things to say
they have their starters
which are good counting Christian Brown
who off the bench do you feel good about
in the playoff series
this is me saying nobody
damn
yeah I think we're all sold on the
on the Denver Nuggets here we're aligned
sadly hey low key I'm I bet the club is
I'm gonna have to revisit this
because I'm talking myself into it
these guys suck I don't like them
we'll come back to it we'll come back to it
we it's that
you know what now let's have the conversation right now
yeah it's definitely up for discussion
in terms of momentum should we put the Memphis
grizzly I mean the
the goddamn nuggets right now
the Memphis Grizzies let's go five spots back
the Grizzles is gonna end up the top six
at the end of this so like we have to balance like not
overreacting too much because it's just a coach in the
day like they still have the same players so but why did the coach get fired because the players suck
because they were they were already slipping they were already in a downward spiral so even like
yes malone's firing is something that we shouldn't over overreact to but it was a it was a product
of what was going on so i don't think it's it's i don't think it's overreaction if we keep having
the nugget slide because we're just saying everything that you guys have been doing for the
last 20 25 games in a playoff series where it's even more highlighted yeah that's going to come to
so let's do it let's put the clippers at at seven above them okay I what about the T-wolves
no I I definitely think we should put the T-Wools higher because as a let's do it let's do it
the T-wolds are technically trending better than the than the Denver Nuggets right now
we have to remain consistent all right whatever it also just comes down to health too like
it's a mom-marie has play out Tremal Marie and all this changes but we'll see if he's
healthy it's not great that he's missing games
now. I don't think it's the most serious issue in the world. They're probably
prepping him to be available for the playoffs, but
I don't feel good about betting on them turning it up out of nowhere.
And I think post-warriers and Cavs for those
four years when they're in the finals every year,
especially because the Cavs, especially because LeBron, people kind of convince
themselves that championship caliber teams can turn it on
out of nowhere. They can stroll through the regular season and flip a switch
because the Cavs did it in 2017. It went from like
the 20th best defense to top 10, right?
So there's the idea in people's head
That that's what championship teams do
No, that's what the LeBron James Cleveland Cavaliers did
Nobody else can fucking do that
That's not a regular occurrence you should expect
You shouldn't just assume teams can do that
Because I've been there before
More times than not, teams are who they are
And the team you saw for 82 games
Probably the team we're going to see for the next 16
I'm going to choose to believe the Nuggets are
Who they tell us they are
And that is a 10th best team in the playoffs
Pain, man
I'm cool with that too
So did the Knicks round us out, number seven?
That feels pretty safe?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think that's the...
So you could go...
Okay, so I guess now we have the Warriors discussion
because the Warriors are in the same mix of these other Western Conference teams.
Oh, no, that's actually not where I was going.
He wanted to go to the Houston Rockets.
We all know this.
I know he did.
We had to have the Warriors discussion.
Had that had the Knicks discussion.
And if you guys don't look to Rockets, then we can.
But I'm going to tell you right now, I will argue with the death.
I have grown quite a fondness in my heart for the Houston Rockets over the last month.
The Turks got to him.
I mean, early this season, I was telling us we should respect the Rockets because
So we kind of go back and forth.
Our first time rankings, I was saying, respect the Rockets.
They're winning games.
And you guys were like, yeah, it's fake.
And I was like, bro, who cares?
They're winning games.
We've got to respect it.
At the time we got to the second one, everyone kind of realized that they're a really good team.
The half court offense is ass.
And we know that playoff basketball, while it is still basketball, it is still NBA, there's
some differences.
And notably, half court offense matters a lot more because transition is not easy to eliminate,
But if you're locking in for a playoff series, you know, when people say things slow down,
it typically means teams are pretty capable of stopping transition attacks for the most part.
You have to be able to attack on the half court, and the Rockets can't do that, right?
Or I should say, that's not their strength.
It's quite a weakness compared to other teams of their caliber.
At this point, they've won so many games.
You're not to two-see by fucking accident.
They are a truly dominant defense, truly dominant transition attack,
truly dominant offensive rebounding attack.
They're so physical.
They're so good at what they are.
They know their identity so well, have so many quirks.
I think this is just a great team that different tier to meet in the Knicks.
They're real.
They are, they're not going to win the finals.
I'm not coming up here and saying that.
If you tell me the Rockets are in the conference finals,
I won't be even a little bit shocked.
I'm not going to predict it.
I'm going to predict the Thunder and the Lakers to beat them to make the conference finals.
But if you tell me the Rockets can beat the Lakers and it happens,
I won't be bewildered.
It's very, very possible.
I definitely would be shocked.
I definitely would be shocked if that outcome was to happen.
But for the sake of this conversation,
I do believe the Knicks belong in this last place over here.
Why?
It's just some of the basic common things that we've been talking about.
Jalen Brunson is back, and he's been, I have no worries about him.
I'm just going to leave it at that.
And O'Janer Nobi has been playing the best basketball fucking of his goddamn life over the last,
I don't know, 15, 20 games or whatever it is.
on the show.
Yeah.
Shout out
to see Lee.
That's what I was like.
He hit the theme music.
He's going crazy.
Oh my.
360 step back threes.
I have no idea what's got.
O.
G.
Anthony Edwards.
What's going on right now, brother?
I hope he has Olympians of a certain ilk
at the sidelines every game.
She needs to sit next to Spike Lee every game.
But the obvious is the obvious and there's no
of waiting that for the New York Knicks.
I did see some interesting things over
the last game, I believe, they played the Boston Celtics.
We saw eventually what happened, and it was encouraging, most definitely, I would say,
compared to all the other matchups that they've had against the Celtics.
And that's kind of how I gauge them when it comes to, like, level of seriousness of contender.
Because obviously, that is, like, probably the team to beat out in the East considered
they were the champions or whatnot.
So I like them.
I love what they've been doing, but I quite easily see them, like, reverting back.
to habits that hindered them
and what's been stopping them
from being like the league of the east.
I like them a lot.
These seven teams are the serious teams to me.
These are the teams that one of these seven will probably be
or four of these seven will probably be in the conference finals.
The five or so below them are like punch a chance.
You can get there.
You can't write you off.
But these seven teams are the teams in the NBA, I think.
And obviously there's another tier above this for the three of them.
But I do not feel like the Knicks are super.
far below these guys, but if I'm going to leave one in a tier below and leave them in tier
four, I'm going to go to the Knicks just because the reality is who you got to beat
to get at your conference. And we know that the Knicks match up well with a lot of teams.
Those guys in Green are not one of those teams they match up well with. We understand the limitations
they have with their 1-5 combination defensively. And their strengths are incredibly high and
can carry them. The offense might be ridiculously hard to stop in a playoff setting if we get
anything close to what we got from Jaylon Brunson last year. If we get that same type of
performers from him with five-outs facing now on Carlincy Towns attacking off those actions,
they're going to be a tough out for 99% of teams, except the Boston Celtics.
So simply because of that, I'm willing to put them a little bit lower.
And you can say the same thing for the Rockets on the Thunder, I guess.
But I think, I just think the matchup-wise stuff, the golf is pretty big between the Knicks
and the Celtics.
I will concede this only if the Rockets are the very next team.
I can't promise you that.
But we'll talk about it.
Then I can't concede this.
You're going to have to have been going to vote.
Because I will say, the last game against the Celtics, that one, that was the second most
demoralized than loss of the year.
The first game, that one hurt because I had, I was, I was very, very, exactly.
It was video proof.
Exactly.
I was very hurt by that one.
But this last game, this last game hurt even more just because Jalen Brown wasn't even
who'd been like that.
He barely even played towards, towards the end of the game.
Like he was, it was really.
Jason Tatum and Chris Stops and Derek White and his timely threes were fantastic.
But like, Jayne Brown wasn't a factor like that in this game, especially down the stretch.
And they just couldn't get it.
And they were in control of this game and they couldn't close the deal.
And so if you're making the argument who you have to beat to get there, okay, fine.
We'll put the Knicks at seven.
That's not the best argument because you also can say that about the Thunder.
So it's not my only argument.
No, no, just what I'm saying, to make a deep player for an end, to get to the conference
finals, the Rockets are going to be the two seed.
They would have to play okay.
Oh, you're saying they would to see them in the second round, Knicks.
Yeah, so like the, because if it was Nick, if it was Nick Celtics in the conference
finals, then I think I really would have a problem, and I think I would pick the Nix over it,
but you are correct.
So, yes, we'll put the Nix here, but I do think that the Warriors should be over the
Rockets.
All right, well, let's talk about now.
So if we're, you go with that, Mo, seven, we go to the Nix?
Yeah, I agree with that.
Okay.
We're moving on to our top six teams, the best teams in the NBA, the top three tiers.
Spoiler.
This to me, like you said, comes down to Warriors versus Rockets, right?
For number six?
Yes.
Man, oh, man.
This is tough.
For the past couple months when we talk about the Rockets, we all treat them like they're an easy look in the first round.
Or just not, I don't do we've said first round, but the NBA Twitter.
You said first round.
I've said they're not making the finals.
But in general, the tone has been first round, you want to face them, right?
I don't feel the way it all anymore.
I feel like playing them is fucking war and it's hard.
And I'm willing to say that the OKC Thunder are better, the Lakers are better.
We've got to have a real conversation about them versus the Warriors.
Because I might have said so a month and a half ago.
But the way the Rockets are playing, the way their strengths just keep shining,
the way they're making it work with the two big lineup and not being going to be played off the court
because they offensive rebound 50% of their missed shots with Zangoon and Adams on the court together.
the way of Men Thompson is the best defensive wing in the NBA
and thriving more and more at the ball in his hands.
The way Jaylon Green is just straight up playing better and better,
not to a star extent.
That ship has sailed, I think,
but he's scoring more and more effectively.
And even if he's not a star,
if he's just like Norman Powell or whatever,
that's effective in a defensive slanted team.
Sangoon's playing well.
Everything is clicking for them extremely well right now.
I don't feel like it's a given that the Warriors would beat them in a series.
I agree with you.
if we had this conversation like 20 games ago back when they were slumping a little bit
and i saw we all saw like a lot of the read a lot of the downside of this team really
shined but they since then bounced back from then from that and like roared in the most
outstanding way to the point to where like they've absolutely lucked up that two seed um
something that moved me a lot was seeing the playoff light game it almost felt like a damn
preview um seeing them face off against the golden state warriors i saw your goat done
Donovan have nightmares.
He was facing demons.
That goddamn demon was a man, Thompson, like Isaac said earlier.
And seeing the versatility of this team defensively, they have, they probably have the best team defensive versatility in the entire NBA, I would say.
Considering, like, athleticism and just the different array of guys that they get thrown.
Besides, I mean, besides a thunder.
Yeah.
Yeah, Thunder, of course.
It's those two guys for me
You can throw on the subject if you want as well
I agree
And you know what the big difference is
You said they were slumping early in the year
And everybody's treated them
In the most lazy way possible
Because they're such a like
Regular season team
They can't do in the playoffs
They don't got the skill
They're too young
And a lot of that probably is true
When you compare them to the top three teams
In the league
That's probably true to an extent
We're not comparing them to that
We're comparing to teams like the Warriors
And I think a reason they slumped
Nobody wants to say this
Because people think this guy sucks
Jabari Smith Jr. is incredibly important
He missed a lot of the time
time and their defense fell off a cliff.
It's, for the reason you said, Mo, their defensive versatility and the types of
lines they can deploy, it is such an advantage to have, like, three or four players on
your roster that can be versatile defensive power forwards.
You look across every contender, you have players that can play the four and can give
you switchability, interior defense as a shot blocker, all these type of vital things.
PJ Washington on the Mavs last year, right?
We had Dremont Green famously.
You have Jason Tatum for the Celtics.
You have Aaron Gordon famously.
Who else fits this mold?
Jaron Jackson, he plays a lot of five, right?
Ogen-Nobie.
This type of big wing that can switch on the big,
switch on the guards,
insanely important for having an elite defense
in the modern NBA.
They have Tari-Eason.
They have Dylan Brooks.
They have Jabari Smith.
They have so many of these guys.
Jabari Smith might be the most important
one of their defense.
There's a lot of debates between Rockets fans
on if they should continue
the starting line up or not.
Because a lot of people feel like
you got to bench Dylan Brooks to start Jabari
because him next to Sangoon is so vital
for their defense.
he does so much small stuff for them that the biggest reason that they slumped because he wasn't
there. And with him being back, I feel like this defensive talent is enough to win one or two
playoffs series. It is. It is. And they are definitely talented enough to do that. And I think that
they're like you see year in it and year out, certain teams can win in the regular season just
because, hey, we're just going to play harder than you, right? And the Rockets have not only that
aspect, but the fact that everybody is also talented defensively, and so you combine those
two things, and that's where you get, that's where you get defenses that are, are truly
dominant. So I will give them that. But I do think that, I think the two things are
happening right now. One, I think that everyone has said for the longest, oh, Houston's an easy
lick, it's an easy lick. And as you get closer to the playoffs, the general public might start
to be like, you know, start to, you know, rethink the Rock is this and that. I'm not saying you
guys necessarily but I do think of the whole because I have heard some some other people who
have been down on the Rockets for the year kind of start to push their praises a little bit
and they are playing better so you're right they are just getting better and it's a little
bit of overreaction to the game on Sunday it the bag that game highlighted what a man
Thompson is capable of do we do any of us think that Steph Curry is going to be held to
three points the entire thing until like that that's what I'm saying is like one step is
is going to bounce back.
They're one in terms of like Rockets versus the Warriors when Jimmy Butler plays.
They play two games and they're one and one.
The Rockets were two and one or the Warriors were two and one against the Rockets pre-Jimmy.
And so I think that in one of those games, it was in the playing in the playing tournament
and you see like the Rockets won that game, but in that game you saw down the stretch.
You saw the half court issues that Houston had.
I do think that in this series, that is a very very very.
very, very legitimate thing.
And I do think that for two teams that are great defensively, having a poor half-core offense
will come down.
Like, that's going to be a deciding factor.
And so that's why I'm taking Golden State over Houston.
I hear you.
Calling it overreaction to this one game is no, because they also beat the thunder the game
before and had a fucking war with the Lakers that they barely lost the game before that.
It is a, they've been having a lot of good games.
If you want to say it overreacting the week, sure.
But even in that Laker game, right?
Yes, LeBron made some great plays.
You also had the same thing where it's like,
yo, these guys can't score under five minutes.
Sure.
Yeah, it's going to have to get them.
I'm not saying they're an amazing offensive team,
but why do you think they were in the game
because they're defense?
And it was a battle that came down to the last couple of minutes.
And they beat the shit at the Thunder,
which that was just an off game, granted.
We don't think that's going to be anything that we doubt the thunder for.
But no, credit it's not easy.
Credit to them for that.
Yeah, that doesn't mean a lot.
look fantastic. Sangoon is really scoring
well as of late. They
they're striking a better balance that early in the year
when I feel like they've been trying to figure out
how much to play through Sangoon and in which ways.
And if you look at his play type data,
he's pretty, he's pretty fucking bad at offball
play types, dump off, roll man,
all the stuff that's like a traditional big man stuff. He kind of
sucks at all that. But he's just
extravagant in isolation, extravagant in post-up
situations. And I feel like they're trying to strike
the balance of what to do there. In that game
I guess a thunder, they were letting him post up
and isolating him from the high post
the elbows he was killing chet and that is a real strength is that most teams don't have anything to
deal with the lakers do that's why they shut it down in the game because they have lebron james
who's a great one-on-one post offender for close games not every team has that and if you want to say
the warriors have drearmon so you feel good about them stopping in a series that's fine individually
for this team but it's a real weapon that i don't know how i feel about this specific conversation
with them versus the warriors but it's not as easy as i one thought would be going obviously
no and i'm not and i don't want to yeah i i don't i don't want it to to seem like i'm saying that
the rockets are going to get beat in five in any series that they play or even if the wars play
them that they're going to beat that they're going to beat them five or or the lakers would
do that right i'm not i'm not trying to say that it's going to be a war just because that's
how houston likes to play basketball but if we're talking about winning the series winning four
game four games out of um out of seven even if it comes down to the last two minutes
of game seven, I do think that eventually Houston's half court offense, which has been a problem
the entire season, it's been something that we have, that we have pointed to. We talked about
with the Nuggets, who you've been for 82 games. It's probably who you're going to be for the next
16. I don't, for me, that's a bigger deal and I don't want to discount that. And so I think that
going into the playoffs, so that does mean just a little bit more. I do think that that is going to be
a weakness in something that is going to be
exploitable. And so that's why
I'm putting the Warriors above them.
Yeah. I also
love the Warriors, so I'm not mad at it.
The Warriors are also amazing defensively.
Jimmy Butler is currently leading the league
and Frito's drawn in terms of percentage
of play. It's like 23% of his players
or something ridiculous. Typical.
Steph Curry looks pretty good now, obviously, with
Jimmy Butler back. He looks like Steph Curry.
He looks like a guy that's in conversation for first team all NBA.
Dremont Green might be the DPOI.
There's also Jimmy text, too. Jimmy playoff
text that we kind of have to add in.
Sure. I'm, I also, spoiler,
I fucking also love the Warriors. They're also amazing.
So, Mo, if you agree with the Warriors 5th for the Houston Rockets.
I think this conversation was needed, um, to just to just to show how much we respect
the Rockets and how much they've grown over the course of the year and how real of a
superpower that they have. But ultimately, it's not, it's not easy. It's not an easy conversation
whatsoever. Yeah. But I'm going to give the edge to the Warriors for now. And I'm going to
I'm going to Warriors.
I'm going to face the Rockets up next.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
And I've seen Rockets fans, I forgot the guys name, but Smart Rockets fans I follow was saying
that it feels like they're watching their three young stars in Singoon, Amen, and Doja and the green there, like, mature into being the stars of a team.
That's definitely how it was felt these last 20 games or so.
They are coming together at the right time.
Like everything is clicking perfectly at the right time.
And it's not just like they've convinced us now that style play is better, which to some extent, you know,
you do it for 80 games
that's a lot more convincing than 40
so it is that to some extent
but they're also like clearly playing better
than they were early in the season
like they are continuing to improve
as year goes on
continuing to find the right balance
of how they want to deploy
different looks they have
I mean Yudokas had a great coaching year
not necessarily
they have a lot of moving parts
that you could very well find yourself
falling into bad habits
of how you want to deploy
those of the rotations and whatnot
and a lot of fans
constantly demand certain things in these rotations
and I think he's on a really good job
of staying composed and experimenting with different looks
and get into the point now
where towards the end of the season
we have a good grasp of all the looks they can deploy
all the amount just ridiculous amounts
of lineups they can deploy
they have big lineups where they don't play a point guard
and they have like a men
Tarisen, Dylan Brooks, Jabari Sangoon
and just destroy you defensively.
They had the two big lineup where they have
Singoon playing since Stephen Adams
they can go small and really play more
Jalen Green, Fred Benvley oriented
just a very versatile team
that's done a really smart practice
of getting here the right way.
yeah i agree i agree and with that being said the lakers are obviously four right yeah no debate
yeah naturally they're four i mean who would have fucking thought at the start of the year obviously
that they would come up to our rise all the way up to four obviously seismic things historic
things has happened to the roster but even since then they've legitimately proved themselves to
be one of the best teams in the NBA and through and through have entered themselves into
like the championship race
and those are legitimate discussions because
of how well Luca and
LeBron have been able to gel alongside of each
other. The defense seemingly not
falling off and their offense
continuously getting better
and better as each day goes on. And also
fucking Austin Reeves and his development
in the season two. They're just finding new strengths
as time goes on and it's
they're building up their argument on a day to day
basis. It's harder and harder for them for me to like
see them as lessomless as a championship team.
Dude, I go so back and
fourth of them as a Lakers fan
because obviously
the Lakers were on top of the world
you have Luka now
or kicking ass
everyone's happy and excited
I've been a little bit more reserved
in the recent weeks
since LeBron got hurt
and came back
LeBron looks bad
actively as of labor
for his standards
he looks bad
he can't blow by anybody
these lineups with LeBron only
and no Luca
with Luka on the bench
bad the offense falls off a cliff
I'm worried about that
but you have to get
amazing LeBron
to be able to win a championship
right to be able to contend with these top three teams that are above them
and
Luca
past three games has looked so good
that I'm starting to feel better
but before that he also was struggling
and I was feeling really bad about this team
I was like my god man
this lack of big man
offensive threats is making it so hard
when these two guys aren't necessarily playing at their peak right now
I kind of felt like damn
are the Lakers overrated right now
but then thank God these last few games
Luca is looking like Luca again
We had this game against Mavericks.
He scored more points in the paint
that I've seen him score all season
counting his time with the Mavericks
early in the year when he started a little bit slow.
He looks good.
These two games against the Thunder,
bro, he is the Thunder's kryptonite.
The Thunder lock everybody up
besides Luca Donchish.
They have all these elite defenders.
None of them have anything for Luca.
They did a good job against LeBron.
Not Luca.
Luca can pick on all these guys,
shoot over them.
It's just like Lashers' playoffs.
I am being convinced once again
that this team has a real chance.
Just because they have the one guy that can make the thunder's lip quiver.
They have the one guy who is, if he's going to continue this trajectory and play like we know we can play in the playoffs and elevate again like we've seen him do countless years, despite the weaknesses of the roster, despite the lack of Lopteret, the lack of good screen setter for him.
If he's just going to be a shot-making demon, anything's possible.
He's that good.
Yeah, I agree.
I feel more confident.
I feel also confident in LeBron and his ability to get back to a certain level over the past few games.
he's been playing better specifically to
just like Lucudanches
instead of three games.
It's been like two games.
He really hasn't.
Not back,
but to my back.
He's really good at
getting the points you browse and assists.
He's not super impactful,
especially as the one ball handling the court right now.
Now, in the fourth quarter of this mass game,
you can tell he was saving his energy
because the fourth quarter he turned the fuck up.
But the first three quarters, man,
it was not pretty.
Yeah.
Not pretty.
His impact as an individual player
isn't what it once was.
I'll say that.
Yeah, absolutely.
I agree.
but in terms of like seeing what he seeing him at his best which is obviously like alongside
luka donchage i feel very confident his ability to hone in on that through the depths of the
playoffs which is what like solidifies their spot at four to me damn near i can don't don't
even don't even say i was going to say some i was going to say if lebron was more consistent
in his play they could have an argument for
three they don't obviously for now so i'm going to reserve those thoughts and opinions i don't know i mean
if austin reed is a third star you guys he's playing like an all-star level for an extended period
time see this is what i told you don't say me i didn't open the door i just
listen lebron's offense is sucked lebron's offense is sucked but defensively he's defending his
ass off they're defending on a string j j j j rex looks like he's one of the best game plan
coaches in the league they have three star ball handlers for counting austin reeves and they don't
have to play the celtics they have a better chance of beating the thunds
than this maybe some other teams to do they definitely do they have the best chance in the
western conference but they stay at four for me so yeah and it's it's a testament to how absurd
the top three teams are right it's not even really about the lakers you just the top three teams
are just the top three teams but man the lakers are i think the lakers are the biggest variance team
in the league from me right now that if you told me they're in the finals i won't i'd be like what
the thunder lost what the fuck but like okay somebody did it I guess it could be the lakers
but if you told me they lost in like the second round to the rockets I'd be like oh okay so
their lack of threats of a big man position ended up hurting them luka was still jump shot
the pendant because the rim scoring didn't translate against the elite defense
lebron struggled to put it together every other night and it wasn't enough juice like you
saw in past couple years okay I guess I could see that both sides are very possible they could
be massively disappointing or fucking completely destroy everybody's bracket do you think
do you think a second round next is disappointing
a little bit
I mean I don't know
I mean what's the standard for you
in the season is it conference finals
or I told you I'm up and down
I've been kind of worried about them so like I won't be
that surprise but I think the NBA world would be
if they lost the Rockets in the second round
I think I think it would be
the betting odds would come out and the Lakers would be
the big favorites in that series
yeah they would be yeah I think a second round
lost to the Rockets would be definitely disappointing
it wouldn't be like fuck man
is there anybody that they can lose to
in the second round that you would be like
oh like all right
where it would like obviously like you would be disappointed
because they lost but not of like a
the season is a disappointment
type of thing. Well if the bracket started today they play
the grizzies first round easy lick
then second round they would
play either the Rockets or
Warriors slash Tim Bulls to say it's the Warriors
they could lose till
if you told me to lose to the Rockets or the
Warriors it's the
it's the realm of possibility as a
like the worst case scenario
that could happen right
I won't be that shocked
that happens
a lot of people would be
a lot of people would be
insanely shocked
if those things happened
okay yeah
I just I just think that
therefore I think that
we've known the top three
we've known the inner circle
so much so like
the the Lakers
do you have
you have two of
you know
the best playoff players
in the league
on your team
and that that gives you
a certain floor
and it also gives you a ceiling
and so I think that they deserve to be four.
Okay.
So now we get to the part that we knew was coming, right?
Top three.
This is interesting because...
It's easy.
It's easy to make sense, but...
Well, she isn't...
It's really not easy because we have clearly...
We have two tiers here.
Two and three and then one.
And I did that on purpose.
This is why we did this pyramid
because who's the championship favorite
between the Celtics and the Thunder or the Cavs?
We had to pick one.
These are obviously top three teams
that are close to each other relatively, right?
But if we got to pick one,
that is the favorite who we think is going to win the finals
or who's
if that's even how you view it
but who should be number one in the power rankings
that's not easy I don't think
don't act brand new
Isaac you who's going to be number
one is going to be who you said
like 30 games ago
15 games ago 10 games ago at the beginning
of the season you know I feel I just mean
for everybody I don't know you guys agreed I don't know
I mean Celtics deserve some thought I thought
they deserve thought absolutely because they are the
reigning champions and as of late they've been good
great elite they've you could tell me that they've been one of the best teams or the best team
in the NBA but me personally I know who resides in number one I'm going to choose
who's been doing it from day game one to game like 78 79 but I will say the Celtics
and specifically Chris Os Przingis doing what he does has been oh they've taken
logo threes against the New York Knicks
Again, it's the Knicks
and a different caliber
team, different defense
or not,
but him being fully back.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
So obviously I've been staying on it.
Obviously, I've been saying it's the summer.
I picked the OKC Thunder to win his finals.
As soon as they got Isaiah Hart and Stunning career,
so I've been standing on that.
I'm not going to deviate now.
So you guys know I think OKCC should be won.
But if I'm putting on my objective hat,
there is concerns that people have
about the Thunder against the Lakers
against whoever, right?
There's a lot of pressure
writing on Jada.
shoulders as a second score, a lot of pressure on Chet, who post hip injury,
there, he's one, coming back from a hip injury that he recovered from in season and didn't
get a summer to rehab. So his lower body is not strong right now because he broke his
fucking hip and had to sit down for three straight months. So you're feeling the effects of that
in terms of his ability to attack with strength. Two, he's playing power forward, which he's
never goddamn done before in the NBA. And there's been some adjustments there. It's clearly not
the best way to utilize him as a score, but they're kind of hoping he adjusts and sacrificing
his individual production for hopefully more versatility and whatnot but it's been an adjustment
right i think he doesn't look great as a power forward when he starts the center he looks really good
that's a question mark we know jadov's offensive variance is a question mark obviously people
have concerns about the inexperience and whatever that i don't share but it's a thing and the celtics
are just like the safest team in the league that we know what they can do we've seen them do it
and not something that's been super under talked about when it comes to the boston celtics is
like Jalen Brown and the health of his knee like over the last I don't know two weeks or so he's
been like talking about how he's never had any serious injuries throughout his career and over these
last few games even like the last game or one of the last few games you saw him play against
the next year talking about how he only feel like 20 minutes don't have been using towards
the end of the stretch that's like also partly because like yo he has serious issues with his knee
and he's been talking about this pain over the last few weeks that's been like kind of like terrorizing
him and a ton of Celtics fans are noticing how scary and detrimental that could be
towards their championship contending future.
Yeah, for sure.
Them being so unbeatable and so clearly the favorites is fully contingent on them being
fully healthy because they have a top six that's utterly absurd and when they're all
there, they're damn near unbeatable.
If you lose one of those colleges, you're still fantastic and maybe you could still win,
but it's not a near certainty at all, especially with how great the Thunder are.
So it sounds like we're on agreeance.
Thunder go one?
Yes.
Thunder one for sure.
Yeah, because if we're doing the power ranking,
even though that it's like it's a whole,
it's not just the whole season,
but it's also how you're playing right now.
But at any 10 game stretch of the season,
you can pull up the Thunder's numbers
and they are one of the best teams in the league.
So when you look at body of work,
how they're playing right now,
how they project to the playoffs,
they have the best combination of all three.
They deserve to be at them more.
Yeah.
Now, I'm still putting in a one.
my eye is trained, zoned in, honed in, red laser on his forehead to Mark Dagnall.
I am watching carefully.
There is not, this isn't a bad problem to have.
It's a good problem to have.
But it's an important problem that he gets the right answer to is how they're going to handle these two big men.
Like I said, Chad Holmgren is so unbelievably much better as a center than a power forward right now.
He is not, I don't think you should be starting him in Isaiah Hardinstein full time as your main look.
Obviously, you're going to run that lineup, but good amount.
out. And if a certain match it calls for it, if you think that it gives you a better chance
of defending Nicole Yokic and doing the Timberwell's playbook, sure, maybe you start for that
series. But case-to-case basis may be different. I think the main look should probably be to
go back to Chet at center. And a lot of Thunder fans feel like he's hiding his cards and not
going back to yet for this last week and kind of playing real vanilla because they had the
one seat locked up and not want to give anything away, which might be the case. They have so
many good players, but it really, really matters for the championship ceiling to beat the
Thunder, I mean, to beat the Celtics, that they nail that part, I think.
And that's going to be a big choice that we have to see what's how he goes on.
Because he's been pro give the two big lineup time to gel and see if it becomes something,
which I understand when your team is so good, you can experiment.
And it has been good.
But I think every Thunder fan agrees that when they have the smaller lineup, the defense is a little
more tenacious.
They force a little more turnovers.
They're a little bit faster.
They have a better scoring threat from Chet there at the five.
You can still go to the two big stuff in spurts.
It feels like that's the right answer to me.
But we'll see.
That's going to decide a lot to me.
Yeah.
And I do have a lot of faith in the Thunder and in Mark D to deploy the lineups as needed
and use as in like as an adjustment and not necessarily the base of it.
So I'm cool.
I also think that a lot of it, a lot of this also depends on Jada.
Because if you're able to play the, and we talked about the.
last time, if you're able to play the two big lineup and J-Dub steps up offensively,
he might be inclined to be like, okay, well, we're good now, right? It's okay. But if you feel
that you need a little bit more offensive juice, you might have to go back to that original
look to help out J-Dade up, provide a little bit more spacing for everybody, and, you know,
rely on chat as an offensive threat. So I, you know, again, we talk about this as X-Factors.
J-Dub really is, I think, the key that's going to determine what direction they go in.
Yeah, and it's not even just offensively, too.
I think defensively is the bigger thing.
When they're small, I think their defense is better when they're small,
which is like against what most people think would be the case, right?
But they have so many insane perimeter defenders,
and when they have Kaysen starting out there,
and they have four guys that can be demons and passing lanes
and cause turnover havoc, which is holding it down?
That's been consistently the better defensive look, I think.
True, true.
Okay.
So they're one.
Now, is there a debate between the top two East teams for two and three?
Obviously, the calves are the one seed.
They've been the one seat for the entirety of the year, pretty much wire to wire.
They've earned a spot up top in a lot of people's eyes.
We know what the Celtics can do, defending champs, that gives you benefit of doubt for a reason.
The Celtics have kind of, they're getting healthy now, and the calves, not limped to the finish line, but they took their foot off the gas, obviously, because they've locked up the one seed.
They have not been as locked in, and there's been some stinky showings because of it, but I think we can attribute that to nothing to play for, and naturally they took their eye off the ball a little bit, which is fine in a regular season perspective.
With that being said, it means something, though.
I don't, I'm not throwing it completely away.
The, the four-game losing street that they had, it was not.
I don't give a shit about the four-game losing street.
It means just a little bit to me, I think the game that they had the other day
against the Kings at home, that, that one is a little bit alarming just because of
how low I think of the Kings.
Yeah.
But you played everybody.
It's not like, you know, it's not like, okay, we're just going to, we're going to come
out here, we're going to play everybody 25 minutes, and then we're just,
you know, we're going to get out of here.
All the starters played and they played regular minutes and they couldn't win at home
in a game that I think would have like definitively locked up the one seat or something like that.
But like they've had, like you said, they've had a couple of these moments where it's like,
you're not as impenetrable as you look like.
But you know it's malaise.
Like do you think, so I guess the question is you know that it is lack of focus because
once he's locked up, do you feel like that's something that's going to translate and you think
that's going to hurt them, or do you think they'll be fucking fine because they'll try harder?
I think ultimately they'll be fine.
However, I do think that those five games give me a little bit more credence to stand on
because I've thought that the Celtics are the better team throughout the, in terms of
like who I would take in a playoffs series.
That's fine, but because of those five games, if you credence to stand on, that feels like
you're looking for a reason to say I was great.
I was.
That's bullshit
I was and I found it
If you did the Celtics are better
That's fine
If these five games
When they stopped trying
Because they were so far ahead
Is the reason why
That's utter bullshit
No
For me personally
Because I've been saying it
But I didn't want to listen
So now I had to point to some losses
Because everyone's like
Oh look at the words
Look at the stuff
Now I have something
Now I have something to show you guys
But I do
But I do think that the Celtics
I've
You could have asked me
In October
You could ask me in January
You could ask me now
I would have taken the Celtics in a playoff series against the Cavs.
I'm still going to do that, especially with the Celtics peaking, you know, peaking right now, even with, even with Jalen's injuries.
I think that, one, KP's his offense and him being on the floor consistently, like Mo always says, that's what makes them unbeatable.
And two, the thing that I have asked and I have complained and screamed about for the last 18 months or whatever,
about Jason Tatum, none of that matters anymore.
Jason Tatum is, is that guy offensively doing, doing things carrying this team
in big moments.
That's right.
The stuff that I have asked for, I am seeing.
Say it again.
He's him.
Top five player, superstar.
For so top five player.
For so superstar.
For sure, top five.
I think we throw around a superstar.
Top four, but he's obviously a superstar.
Jason, Dayton.
What?
I think there's.
There are five superstars.
in the NBA.
Now we're going to go into all the conversations.
There's not five superstars.
The league has gone so much bigger than what it used to be, Donovan.
They're definitely, we need a brought in, like, how we talk about the word superstar now.
If Jason Tame is not a superstar, we care way too much about this label.
He is so clearly a superstar.
Yeah.
We have to, I don't know if it's like 100%.
That's not, that's not the point.
I'm trying to praise him.
I'm trying to say that he's really good.
I'm trying to say that Jason Tatum is doing all the things.
And I feel really, really good about the Southern.
right now. And if they don't make it to the finals, I will be shocked. I feel good about them
too. I don't know. Mo, are you in agreement? Are the Celtics two for you? Me personally,
yeah, the Celtics are two. They officially, like, overlapped the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Seeing Chris Ops-Pradius come back fully in effect, while also seeing Jalen Brown, and I think
it's like me bone bruising or something like that that he's been going through, like, hinder him.
Prozingis is, I don't want to see he's more important to me than Jalen Brown, but I'm banking on.
Like, seeing Prisengen's back, it just makes them unbeatable in every other way.
If Fersingus is there, Derek White is there, Drew Holiday is there, and more importantly Tatum as well, then I'm going to put my worries about Jalen Brown to the side and see, like, this ginormous, this insane blueprint that just feels unbeatable.
I'm putting the Celtics in too.
Fair enough.
It doesn't matter if I want to be contrary to or not.
The Celtics are going to, I'm outvoted regardless.
I don't even know my answer is there.
I've been strong with it all year.
I've wanted to give the Cavs credit in like conversation to say we can't gloss over it
because the Celtics are defending champs.
Like the Cavs are the one seed for a reason.
It's kind of the Rockets thing that I understand the trends we see year by year
of what transits to the playoffs.
I understand that NBA fans at large feel the need to it to be proven to them
that they need to respect to young team before they're willing to.
I kind of hate that.
But I also can't be upset by giving the Celtics credit when they're playing the way they are.
and if they're going to be fully healthy,
that they're so unbelievably proven
that I can't be mad at it.
And also, like, there's only one,
no matter how many good, like, young teams
or, like, unproven teams there are in a season,
only one of them is going to be able to prove people right, right?
Only one person is going to be able to be the champion.
So as for me, in my household,
we will be trusting in the Oklahoma City Thunder.
And that's going to be our young team,
and we can go from there.
But, yeah, I think Boston, they are number two.
And you just look down the line and at every turn in terms of who's going to be playing in crunch time,
they have somebody who can make plays either offensively or defensively.
And if Jalen Brown is not there, that's fine.
Derek White's going to hit every time we shot that there is.
It does not matter.
He's going to be shooting.
Drew Holiday, he's going to have one game this playoff run.
where it's going to be a tie game, he's going to go in and strip somebody and save the game that way.
Al Horford, Al Horford is, they're going to have one game where people are going to say,
hey, let's just pick on the old man today.
And Al Horford's going to be like, I don't think you understand who I am, right?
And he's just going to be fantastic defensively.
Peyton Pritchard is going to have his game.
They have all of these ways that they can win.
They have all of these options.
They have the, you know, the experience.
You have Jason Tatum coming into, you know, another level on everything.
They should be too.
Yeah.
And there we are, man.
this feels a good list to me
we went okay C number one
obviously a close race between them
and then two and three we have Celtics and Cavs
how do we feel about the Grizzlies at 12
are we bummed the Grizzlies up to 7
8? I mean listen
fucking 7 through 12 are all so tight
like I mean now I'm looking at
I probably like the Grizz is a little bit more
than the Pacers but I'm fine with it
it's not it's so close
I'm okay with 7 through 12
being whatever order we feel
yeah I'm okay with this
if I was doing the knee pick
stuff of course i think i'll move the grisies just like a tad bit of over the pacer's but overall i
feel really i feel pretty good about the sense and then also of course i think back to like the timboros
thing i think i'll push them bump them over the clippers but hey like it's just one spot over i'm
going to kill myself over it can't do and i think this is the perfect td3 pyramid
wow look at that our last power rankings of the year we all feel good about it but surely it will
age absolutely terribly because this is going to be one of the craziest NBA playoffs
that we've seen in a long time I think parity wise anything can happen like truly
besides the one and two seats I guess really really just besides the one seeds
anything is in play for any outcome I don't even like have confident predictions this year
like whatsoever besides the thunderer Celtics and calves will win the first round I have
zero predictions I'm confident in truly truly anything can happen when I see the actual
bracket I promise you I will go 100% with my
predictions. I promise you all go about 50%
because I'm horrible predicting the first round every single
year. I'm just fucking ass at it.
I will predict every series perfectly.
I'm so bad. I love that conflict, I'm
horrible. First round series, I'm horrible.
I'm horrible at it. Every year I suck at it.
Well, I said the last two years I suck at it.
It's hilarious. Yeah. With that being said,
that's the end of the main part of the episode.
Welcome to TikTok time.
Coroner Eaters. We march.
Welcome to TikTok time.
some fun stuff in line for you guys.
The first thing we're going to do today,
we're going to talk about the goat.
You know, we haven't been mentioning him
very much as of late.
You know, we don't do enough talk about the goat.
Talking about LeBron?
Talking about Stephen A. Smith.
Today, we are going to grade
that the best Stephen A. Smith takes,
or not best, I should say.
The most outlandish.
The best than the worst.
Probably mostly worse,
but I pulled 10 of his most crazy, infamous takes.
Only the NBA ones.
We're only doing the NBA stuff.
We're not talking about Shoheyotani.
We're not talking about.
Anything else insane?
Okay.
Just the NBA stuff today.
We're going to grade them.
You know,
you guys let me know how they age,
if they're good,
if they're bad.
I don't know if you're going to be,
I don't even know if you're going to be grading them
on correctness or not,
because it's Stephen A. Smith,
but whatever you want to grade it on,
you'd let me know.
I'm grading on pure entertainment.
Oh, man.
Tois their own,
do whatever you want with this,
but I got 10 takes for you.
I want to give you guys the reactions to them.
I don't care how right or wrong these takes are.
I'm letting you know what right now.
Okay.
All right.
First up,
I am pleading with LeBron James as a father.
Stop this.
Again, on pure entertainment.
One, pleading to somebody as a father.
When you don't, you don't even like him like that.
Is Stephen A. a father?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, he just has a daughter.
I didn't know that.
But that, that right there, oh my goodness.
I'm giving this an F.
This is ridiculous.
It's pure entertainment.
He knows how to keep the show going.
And not only this sparked.
Not only a media tour by him
The media tour
And LeBron
Going on Pat McAfee's show
It gave us at least two weeks
Bro
Of just straight high school drama content
I would understand this
I would understand this
If something crazy happened to Brani
Only thing that happened is Tyreus Max
He scored six points on him
That's why he said this
He acted like he just put a torture chamber
Like he got done up by an all-star boohoo
Everyone gets that treatment bro
What the fuck?
He gave him two drives in the third quarter
And he was like
Does he even care about his health?
He acted like he was thrown in front of a train.
Yeah, it was wild.
But again, Stephen A. Smith is about the show.
He's about the ratings.
He knows how to say things in a certain way to get you to care.
And boy, do LeBron care about this?
He cared.
So on that, A.
A plus.
This is a F.
This is a mean F, bro.
He says this as if LeBron's over here, like, forcing Brony to play and telling
JJ right to shut the fuck up and play Brony over there.
Like, it's a mean F.
Next one
I don't give a damn about that kid in Europe
The Phoenix Sons have to take DeAndre Aton
First overall in the draft
He said in 2018
He led DeAndre Ains or get to him bro
Another mean whopping F
Because he's got damn wrong
And also wasn't funny
He was talking about DeAndre Aten like he was Shaq
He was like when you got the shirt
They don't change your franchise
You take over him to David Robinson
I believe
He was all in on him
Who, listen, man, we all liked Aiden at the time.
A lot of us also liked Luca at the time.
This was crazy then.
It's not just revisionist history that's aged hilariously.
Yeah, saying you don't give a damn about him as if he's just, as if Luke was just like some regular dude, Gorondragic or something of that nature is disgusting.
That's what he thought he was.
It was disgusting now.
And it's a whopping F.
Yeah, no thought.
No thought.
This was Island Solidarity at its finest.
you understand because
Dandre A.N. He's from the
Bahamas, Stephen A. Smith and his people are from
St. Thomas. He said, I'm standing
with my people. He's going first overall.
We got
up, we got this question. Again.
Oh, no, went back for his accent.
He said, is that a trick question?
To give him a Kwame Brown, who cares?
Throw a parade whether you win a championship or not.
This man was a bona fide scrub. He can't play.
This might be.
This might be the.
Stephen A. NBA take of all time.
Like, this might be the most infamous one ever.
I love that he was asked, did the Lakers get up too much for Powell Gasol?
And if he was on TV, he wanted to be like, are you fucking dumb?
He said, though, parade.
Holy shit.
Whether you win or not, we got him out of here.
That's a chip in my eye.
Like, who's the modern equivalent that if you traded him, you'd be like,
jobs finished, we won?
I can't think of a single player in the league.
According to Nico Harrison, it was Luca Dachax.
Facts.
I can't think of a single player that I have that much disdain for that I was like,
besides the ones that don't keep their hands of themselves.
But other than that, like, nobody do I feel this strongly about that.
That I was like, when lose or draw, we won.
We got about it.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, never mind.
I was going to say Westbrook, but even then for the Lakers, he wasn't like that bad as if you had to throw a parade.
That's different.
That's different.
I mean, like you said, the Stephen A. Smith quote goes out in history and sports media history.
This is an easy a.
Yeah.
Plus.
I'm so, because remember a couple years ago,
Kwame Brown was going on a tour just talking about,
he was going after everybody.
And I'm shocked that Kwame Brown.
And maybe he did it.
I just didn't see it.
But did not run up and physically assault Stephen Smith for the state.
Because this stays with Kwamey Brown for the rest of his life.
How dare you be smirks by name like this?
Dude, whenever most people think about Kwame Brown these days,
they don't think of him as like the player in, like,
positive or negative things that he did in the court.
They think about Stephen A. Smith and what he said about about himself, bro.
Yeah.
They think he can't commit two post moves to memory.
Exactly.
That is his legacy.
He's got bad feet, bad hands.
Yeah, he has small hands, bad feet.
Can't commit two post moves to memory.
That's such a bar.
He can move, but he's not really mobile like that.
He was like, uh, bro, he was in the flow state.
He's like impaired to a degree.
Like what did he do?
Like, this is very,
insulting. That was just pure flow state
takesmanship. This is the greatest take in NBA history.
Next up, the Lakers should package
Kyle Kuzma and picks to get Devin Booker. He said in 2020
January. Hey man, listen, Dilo and a pick could have got you
anybody on NBA Twitter. Kuzma
and a pick. This is January 2020.
This is before or post-bubble?
Before the bubble. Before the bubble. Before the bubble.
Ah, so Kyle Kuzma, he hadn't hit the game
winner yet.
Yeah, nah
Whapping F minus
He's doing the traditional
Run of the Mill
Lakers jargon
And it's not entertaining
It's diabolical
To progressive conversations
That we're having to the game
Today
This is funny for so many reasons
One hilarious
Kyle Kuzman for Devin Booker
Ha
Two, this is like three months
After the season started
When they got Anthony Davis
They won the chip
Later this year
Why is he going so hard
Three months into the experiment
Everything about it was funny
Suns fans are like
What are you talking
about Lakers fans are like, even I'm saying, what are you talking about? And I'm a
Lakers fan. I'm insane. It's just pure, pure bread insanity. Again, great stuff for the aggregators
to take A plus take. A plus take. He knows how to get his words. He knows how to get his words
into the mainstream. I love it. It's true. It's a craft. He's an emphatic speaker. Congratulations.
Exactly. I think Kari should retire. Clearly you don't want to play basketball.
all bad enough.
He said this after he
three games for personal reasons.
Stephen A. Smith saw Kyrie
and he saw a demon. He hit everything about him this year.
Oh my goodness. Again,
A plus tape.
Oh, my God.
This is F.
It's only A plus because
you are watching you're like,
I can't believe this is on TV right now.
And I can't believe that it's on TV
and I don't have to pay to watch it. Right.
I didn't know if you were allowed to be this dumb on TV.
This is amazing.
This is ridiculous.
this. I think
Kyrie should retire from basketball.
First of all, Stephen A. You've used PTO
before. Let's not
be outlanded here. Karee missed three games. He acted like he missed three months.
Like he was at home chilling playing fucking war zone.
Now, I understand why Kyrie has a bad taste in his mouth because of what
happened in the previous year when he comes to the whole COVID shot stuff or
whatever. But again, this is an insane drag. This is a F. F.
C. C is funny as fuck, but F.
Stephen A. Smith's ability to hold personal grudges is next level.
And the fact that he has fans like, fuck, I go out there, tell him he sucks.
Who cares?
It's hilarious.
Can you imagine if you got an opportunity to interview Stephen A. Smith one day?
I would have to know how to handle it.
I would not know how to go about it.
It would be so funny.
I know we'd be yelling it'd be hilarious.
Yeah.
All right.
Next one.
We need Stephen A. Smith for crayons.
Oh, my goodness.
That would be crazy.
Crayon, eat is rejoice.
We're going to ask him what a goat did.
I'll be cold
We're going to ask him to do like
Key for a couple of point guards
And he's going to be like
Yeah, but big booty Latinas
He's like
He's like, I'll try out of the place
I'm like, sir
I said Steve Nash or Chris Paul
He just want to talk about some ass
That's all he wants to talk about
He's on his own platform
He just off the rails
I'm like, are you cutting Kyrie or keeping him?
He's like, bugs
That is
Listen, that is true
Anytime he's not on his platform, that's the only thing.
That's all he talks about.
That's horny.
As fuck.
If he's not on ESPN, it is booty and politics.
Crazy combination, by the way.
He's a political gooner, man.
He's like, one, I get hell of hose.
Two, I can fix the country.
Two, I can get hos while fixing the country.
Oh, man.
Oh, I can't breathe.
he said you do not want to make an enemy out of me he told to kevin durant in 2015 again the tone in which
he said this was fucking hilarious he said you don't want to make an enemy out of me as if he had shooters
at every corner of katie's block exactly exactly i watched this i watched this live and i just
remember thinking like is he going to try and kill him what what's the what is the end goal
if if kevin durant makes an enemy out of you what happens then like what's the what's the what's
next step exactly
I mind you this happened
because all Kevin Rant said is
I've never spoken to Stephen A. Smith
because Stephen A was reporting that he would leave his team of
re-agency and Katie was like I don't talk to
his ass. He said, none of my people
know you, bro.
All he said was Stephen A made that up and he was like
count your fucking days.
You don't
make an enemy out of me.
What are we doing, bro?
Don't come to work.
Don't show
up to Bristol and I'm telling you and like anytime anybody has anything to say about
Stephen A and anything he says now he has to tell his whole life story I was eating tuna
fish and Kool-A sandwiches I've been a reporter for 20 years working my way watching high school
basketball exactly working my way on the New York Daily Post on this on that just like
yeah I just said I didn't think that the clippers were going to win the championship
Bro, he takes every single thing personal.
That's what makes him great, I guess.
I know, my favorite Stephen A quotes
and when he threatens violence to professional athletes,
so I'm going A plus.
Okay.
And very much is like, who do you think you are?
I love it.
We have been hoodwinked, bamboozled,
let us stray, run amok,
and flat out deceived.
He said after the Knicks Stratt of Christophezzarzenegger.
This is the most factual thing that he has ever said.
Not because Christopheuse was a quote-un-called bad draft pick,
but because Phil Jackson,
came into, he came on to the Knicks and said,
we're going to be a contender this year.
We're going to try and compete.
And then he picked somebody that after the draft was like,
yeah, he's a project.
He's going to take some time.
We're like, what?
Why are you doing this?
Mind you, Stephen A. Smith said,
you could have drafted Willie Colley Stein just as Winslow or Stanley Johnson.
Amen.
I think they made out okay.
Hey, man.
At the time, everybody was very high on Stanley Johnson.
I know.
I remember.
At the time.
Man.
Crazy.
This wasn't even him.
as an analyst. This was peak
fandom at its finest,
right? He was so distraught.
He was so, again,
deceased, running a muck, bamboos, and all those things
of that nature. And to, I
felt every single word
that he said at that time, that
me right there carries on
for decades, bro.
You know how upset you've got to be to feel like you've been run
amok? I've never felt run amok in my
life. Could we? You've never had Phil
Jackson as your GM. Not once.
I've had Magic Johnson. I still didn't feel run a muck. And he
did some bullshit.
Then he trade
He tried to
beat the Zubach for nothing.
For like a second round
picker, some dumb shit like that?
No, for that one dude.
What's that white shooter?
Mike Muscala.
Mike Muscala.
Anytime we're talking about
You don't understand this.
Isaac and I were in the car together.
He pulled over to the side of the road
to send out a tweet
over how disgusting he was.
That Zubach was,
we left a Waffle house
because Zubbos got traded.
And Isaac was like, this is devastating.
This is fucking idiot.
I can't even eat my head browns right now.
And I still didn't feel run amok.
I can't even have my all-star special.
I did feel hoodwinked and bamboozled, but not quite run amok.
This is an A-plus take.
This is hilarious.
A-Eleet.
A-plus.
It's the weakest move I've ever seen from a superstar player.
He said when Kevin Durant joined the Warriors.
I'm giving this an A-plus because he came off of, because he said that he was on vacation
and came out of vacation to talk about this and to give this.
take once again creating
a rip between him and Kevin
Durant making an enemy out of Kevin
Durant in this statement. This is after
the other one though. So you already had bad blood. He came out
and he was like, I got to take every opportunity
to call this motherfucker soft.
This is the week. This is the very
next year. So he had the most
static for him. He was super charged up, especially
after his boss is hit him up and be like, yeah, big boy.
But yeah, big boy, you got to go ahead and
cut that vacation short. Come back in the studio.
We need you.
Yeah. This right here,
A plus.
This take defined how people felt about Kevin O'Ret for the next four years.
And even to this day, some people will still call it the weakest move from a superstar.
Some people.
Look at the man in their mirror.
Hey, man.
No, Stephen A. Smith set the tone for this.
It'd be like that.
Okay, next one.
I don't know why Nike made these uniforms with hoodies.
You're going to have a lot of white folks in the crowd who think this is Trayvon Martin being revisited.
He said in 2018.
when J.R. Smith wore a hoodie on the bench.
I will say
what the fuck?
In this current moment,
I am feeling hoodwink, bamboozle,
like to stay running a mug.
Because you said it wasn't going to be anything wild.
And this is insane.
This is the most...
I forgot about this.
He saw J.R. Smith simply wear a tech fleece hoodie.
And he was like,
That's a threat.
The white folks can't handle this.
What the fuck was he talking about?
This was ludicrous.
Hearing him, yeah, that's a threat.
They're going to see people with his stats.
They're going to see Bradley Beal and be like, whoa.
That's a threat.
Folks like didn't want to sit around J.R.
because he had his hoodie on, bro.
They forfeited their seats.
We don't want to sit around him.
What is he talking about?
He said the bench is no.
place for a hoodie. I feel like the bitch is a
perfectly acceptable place for a hoodie.
That feels so
okay to me. He said
white folks in the crowd who think this
is Trayvon Martin being, right? Why
are you throwing Trayvon Martin's name
in this sentence, bro? You could
have just said it was unprofessional.
He's fucking insane.
F to your take.
What was he cooking? It's
insane. This gets forgotten
about in the list of crazy shit he said.
This is so forgot. I completely
forgot you just brought back a wave of memory and this is like this is pete stephen a
smith when he was doing like get up in the morning two hours of first take leave for leave first take
have lunch do three hours of a radio show he was talking for like eight hours straight just saying
nonsense at a certain point it was it was ridiculous and if you talk for eight hours straight
something out of your mouth but there's no excuse for something this wild this is this isn't
even close the most offensive thing he said though i'm not condoning it i'm just like you know the
You're at home, do not Google Stephen A. Smith, Ray Rice. Don't do it. Do not look up what he said
about Ray Rice. I'm going to do that right now. Don't do it. Don't do it. Next up we got. If he put
his hands on me, I would have swung on him. Talking about LeBron's confrontation. Again, a plus
because it's great TV. And in defense of Mr. Smith, he did say that LeBron would have beat him up.
He did say I would have gotten the work. But as a man, I just had to, from my,
My own personal pride, I had to do it.
Why did he bring this up at all?
Nobody suggested LeBron who put his hands on him.
He felt threatened.
Dude, what makes Stephen A look in a more like a clown after this is that LeBron posted a mean of Stephen A boxing.
And he looks like a puncher that he threw so the guy Stephen A.
He was going to throw out his goddamn shoulder, bro.
It looks so bad and weird.
One, he brought up, uninhibited.
Nobody told him to.
He brought up what he would do if Stephen A put it, if LeBron put his hands on it.
him and then he brought up he would also get beat up about it nobody didn't force you to say any
of these words i would have swung on lebron james you would have missed you can't reach mind you
mind you he just signed his new contract he was feeling on top of the world of course he would
have swung of course he would have swung i'm the hundred million dollar man so now I'm
suit him and that's the last one we got this one is just hilarious let's go d
Swung on LeBron
You are out of your mind
No, I'm going to A plus
He's hilarious
Next thing we're going to do
It was funny Nick Wright said
That Stephen A Smith was writing fan fiction
In real times
That's exactly he was doing
For himself
He was living out of wild his dreams
Elite
God Stephen Netsmith's a wild guy
Insane
Next thing we're going to do
We're going to guess the NBA player
By their jump shots
We've done a lot of guests
the NBA player variance
You've guessed by hairlines
You guess by smiles
By noses
By teams that played for
By stat lines
By colleges
By all sorts of variety of things
Today
Can we guess any more
You're gonna see a silhouette
We absolutely can't
We've actually never done this
I've been waiting on this
Bro
So I wanted to
Yeah
I've been waiting on this for you
You have no idea
I've been waiting on this game
For fucking seven
eight months bro
And it finally happened
I've been training for this moment
Okay
I don't think it's too hard
I did some recognizable
with jump shots. Maybe next time we do it, it'll be insanely hard and I'll do some
bullshit. But this time it's all popular players at. I think you guys
should be able to do well at this. We'll see. I gave you as
layups to start. We'll see. Maybe you guys disappoint me. I don't know. Maybe it's
easier said because I know who it is. But yeah, real simple. You'll see us in the
wet. You tell me who the player is. Let's do it. First name,
who is this?
This is easy to me. Go ahead.
This looks like a two guard. One of the
greatest of all time. I'm leaning towards Kobe Bryant.
I'm looking at the arc of his shot too
and how that left hand is laying on that ball
or guiding that ball.
I think that's Kobe or MJ
but I'm leaning towards
I'm leaning towards actually
this might be
I'm leaning towards Kobe right now
I do think
let's see let's see
I can see I can see the Kobe but the arms are kind of skinny though
you're saying Kobe swole
and so like
KD, maybe?
No, not KD, not KD.
Like a fading KD?
I think
it looks like this is like the
damn near like the release point
of the shot. So I'm going to lean
towards Kobe or MJ and I'm going to say
Kobe, but now I'm starting to feel like it's MJ
but I'm going to say Kobe. I'll trust him.
We'll go Kobe. This is Kobe Brian.
Katie's arms are way longer than that.
Boom. Yeah, there we go.
The Archivist shot is so one to one
for me. The high release point.
It makes it real clear that it's Kobe.
Okay, this is the start off an easy one.
Who is this player?
Oh, my God.
This player's swole as shit.
And this floor looks off.
Look at the head. It's on both sides of the ball.
Yeah.
Looks like you shoot it with his forehead.
It does.
It looks like he's playing volleyball.
He's just going to throw the ball up.
I don't know who this is.
I think this is.
This is not too hard.
Is he playing right now?
No.
Probably not.
Is this Larry Bird?
this is larry bird what wow that's crazy i was going to say this goddain jokim noah i'm in the pocket
i'm in the pocket yeah this is larry bird okay two for two textbook as it can get okay yeah yep
next one who is this photo alert photo alert float alert no that's not a floater that's a one hand
and if you see they got a little bit of froze this is jeremy so hon this is jeremy so hon this is jeremy so
That's crazy.
You're in your bag right now.
Yeah, there's a one-handed free throw.
Brother, locking with lethal shooter, man.
Why are we in the NBA taking one-handed free throws?
Because he understands it now.
Clearly he doesn't.
I hope he made the shot.
I bet he did.
He probably didn't.
He was like...
It's probably like a 50% chance you made.
Three for three so far.
Okay, you guys are kind of cooking.
Next up.
This is like a deep shot.
I can tell because...
What the?
Yeah, it's a low release point.
This is weird.
I think this is Trey Young.
This is a deep shot.
No.
No, because Trey Young is more of like a push.
This is.
Yeah, this looks like a push shot.
I don't, I don't think so.
Because art don't feel as high.
Yeah.
Low key.
Low key.
Loki.
I can, I can kind of see this being Shea potentially.
Hell no.
Shade doesn't, sheet.
I know what you're good.
No, it's not.
It's also not Trey Young
Ooh, not Shea, not Trey Young
But somebody who's also
She's a lot closer to the shoulder
It's not so like
Weirdly out of
Okay
I think this could be
Palo Baner if so then
Bro, this skinny motherfucker
He thinks this is Palo Van Caro
I was thinking Tyrese
This is Tyrese
This is Tyreys Alliburton
What?
Oh man
Look at his godhand
It's not even on the ball
He's got two fingers on it
His jumper is crazy
Palabaccaro is crazy
Palabaccaro is small as hell
compared to this
God damn
Look at Tyree Saliburian's soul
He cut in the gym a little bit
Okay, fair enough, very enough
I'm lying
Lateral raises, I see you
Next up
Who is this?
This is the favor.
This is ferocious
This smells like greatness
This smells like one of one
This smells like LeBron James
My Glorious King
Spend a lot of time
Smelling him
Yo
A couple whips here and there
This is LeBron James
Correct guess
Boom
Ooh, I know that beautiful shot from anywhere.
Work of art, masterpiece, if you ask me.
You're right.
All right.
You do know that shot.
You got it right at me.
I guess the glaze is warranted.
It's not glaze.
It's in my blood.
Next up.
Who is this player?
Oh, see, that arm is too skinny and it's in line.
Now, if you know, there's only a certain population of people that really, really shoot with their elbow in line.
Those are the whites.
Is this Chet Hungry?
This is not Chad Holmgren.
Oh, that's crazy.
Okay, he looks left-handed
It could be lefty though
Yeah
Is this lefty
He looks lefty?
Who can that be?
Chris Bosch?
Tayson Prince
Taison Prince
I will say you're
There's something in common
What you said for the first person
But it's not
Chet Holmgren
White man
White lefty
Skinny white lefty
who are we thinking of here
I don't know where you're getting lefty from
I don't know what the fuck you're looking at
to see lefty
well it looks lefty
because it's traditional left hand shot
but I guess it's inverted
um
all right never mind
I'm assuming he's white then
yeah just a white man
all right let's think
let's think
the arms are they're mad skinny though
keep my name's something got
oh yeah
it's just
yeah the silhouette
can be a little bit tricky
look at that belly
oh this is
Nicola Yolkits
yeah
that's why
it is from behind too
that's why yeah
yeah that's what I was like
Lefty
what are you talking about
I guess you saw it flipped
yeah okay
okay
this is Nicola Yokic
Yeah the release point
is dumb high
skinny arms
belly
He's reaching for the goddamn
God's with it
when it comes to
when it comes to
yeah
shoot that bitch of Matalypus
I'm trying
Next up, who is this?
He's nice as hell.
I can already tell.
Damn, glaze.
Always live, I can tell.
Wait, just show me.
I just, I hope it's just not somebody that's good.
He's good.
I swear to God, he is.
There's no way he's not good.
You said you can tell he has aura from the movement pattern?
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
This isn't a shot of losers' take.
Exactly
Oh shit
Who is this
Come on
They're good step up
I need a name
You said he's sexy
Take your pick
You did say that
I don't know if sexy's enough
Like
I didn't say it was sexy
What the hell
It was a sexy
Shut
What is it?
Is this
I don't know
This just feels like
Some two guard
Is Jordan
This is not Michael Jordan
Fuck
Is this Jordan
Pool
It's not Jordan
pool fuck all right so the head is it's close it's kind of above the head of is this she it's
not she damn this one should be easy is it i think so kair irving this is kairi irving this is the shots
yeah yeah yeah yeah so smooth he's so tough what i say donovan you thought i was so tough
See, my tough radar was going crazy.
Who is this?
Oh, fuck.
See, I don't even know which way they're shooting.
And that's a problem.
Dude, he's like loading up a lawnmower.
He's searching all the way back.
Who does you feel like this?
It's like, way over the head.
It's like a therapist blot.
What do you see in this?
Exactly.
Way over the head.
You see your darkest fears?
way over the head
like that
it's catapulting the ball
you're describing it
you're describing it properly
there's somebody
should pop in your head
yeah
I'm searching for
Donovan has a better
in my sister
Donovan has a better chance
to get in this one
I mean this can't be
something crazy
like Bill Cartwright or something
is it
Marcus Canby
this is not
fuck no
shit
that's a crazy pool
over the back
you shoot funny too
bro
who's the funny
MKG
correct
this is Michael
Come on Gilchris.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, that's how bad his jump shot is.
I'm saying it's going over the back of his head,
and it's right there in front.
Nobody knows where the ball is.
He doesn't know where the ball is.
This is so crazy.
It looks worse than this great shot that he does in real life.
This looks madness.
He's one of the most tragic stories in the league, bro.
Nothing even wrong with him, too.
You have a jumper like this.
Tragic stories.
He didn't die.
He was not biased.
Who is this player?
Oh, this is Kevin Durant.
This is not Kevin Durant.
Wow.
This is Steph Curry.
Incorrect.
This is not Steph Curry either.
Okay.
This dude looks like...
Clay Thompson?
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
The most perfect form you can imagine, just pristine.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
It was either going to be Katie, Steph, or Curry.
Yeah, it was somebody perfect.
Sub splash bro of some sort.
Yeah.
And that's the end of that.
You guys are pretty good.
Do you guys anything?
That's fun.
That's hard, though.
Didn't struggle too much.
It was good.
I couldn't tell for far because I knew them.
So it was kind of hard to, like, divorce that in my head.
Yeah.
It got harder when they were, like, shooting free throws.
Yeah, yeah, when they were backwards.
Yeah.
Okay.
Next year we're going to do, let's get negative.
I want us to name the most disappointing player in the league this year from every position.
So it can be a variety of skill sets.
It could be from context, like they didn't get opportunity.
They didn't play well.
Whatever may be to you, who disappoints you the most of the season, point guard through center.
Is there anybody obvious to jumps out that you want to?
go to right away.
Most disappointed by this season.
I don't think so.
I'll say John Moran.
Continuously throughout this season, I would say John Ray.
But he's bounced back as of late, so I feel like it's starting to normalize a little
bit, and like it was coaching related.
But he's up there.
Is Lamello Ball disappointing because of how another year of injuries that after the
hot start, it kind of fell off?
Yeah.
For the sake of injuries.
yeah like for the first
I don't know 20 30 games of the year
he was on fucking fire
and then he went out
he missed a couple games
and since then he shot like 39%
from the field for the rest of the season
so I think it's some of it could be La Mello
yeah there's so many question marks
that just still haven't been answered
we still have the same questions
we had a year ago
yeah I'm sorry
I mean on this note
we gotta go draw and beat it center
100% like it's not that's not a question
this isn't disappointing in him
it's just sad that his body's given up on him
and we're done with the prime
of what was an MVP level player,
all you can be is disappointed because it's unfortunate.
And guess what?
On top of that, two guard, Paul George.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Or I guess he's really more over three.
Yeah.
Either one.
Either one.
Paul George is on there for sure.
You're paying this guy $60 million a year and he looks like he's far past his prime.
Damn.
All right.
So we have, we have Lamello at the one.
Paul George at the three, Joel and beat at the five.
Let's fill in the two and the four.
Hang.
I mean, Zion got hurt again.
We'll pay 30 games.
But he looked exceptional when he was there.
So I don't know.
It's kind of what you expect at this point.
So I don't know.
So this guy was kind of already on a downward trajectory,
but this year has been absolutely terrible.
Bobby Portis at the 4.
I guess.
Bobby Park is no deserve to be on this list, bro.
I love Bobby.
And I know you are Bobby Ford is super fan.
How are you on PDs and you're still bad?
Can we just split the entirety of the Phoenix Suns organization on this list somehow?
Just one through five.
Yeah, put Matt Ishby at the two.
mostly Bradley Bill
Bradley Bill is the two
I think
Bradley Beal is stealing money
from the team
which listen
left his king
robbing those billionaires blind
I'm not really disappointed
Bradley Beal
shout out proletarian king
Bradley Beal stealing
from Matt Ispia
but my God
is he doing cardio
there was up right now
we don't give a
yeah
there was a clip the other day
of them playing the wars
where he just started
yelling after
Steph Curry 3
and they're like
man he's juring for the other team
Bradley Bill can be the two
four who's going to be a power forward
this one's hard
I mean
low key
I'm marking in
not having a good year
because the jazz
are a fake organization
that could be up there
okay
that could be up there
yeah I'm not really seeing
anybody else
who's going like
see that him
or crazy
disappointed
him or Zion
or
or a little bit disappointed
in Scotty Barnes
maybe that could be
the four
but
he's kind of just shown
Yeah, not really him
His team is really that out
We can go Lowry
Because we actually did think
That the Jabs were going to be
Kind of decent at the start of the year
Lowry was a big part of that
They obviously are trash
So yeah, we'll go Lowry at the 4
T. John Salon
T. John Salon?
Is I marking the best answer here for the 4?
I'm looking around
There's not a lot of disappointing power 4s
It could be, yeah
I mean, I could say
I'm not right
What are we going to say?
I was going to say
Jalen Johnson did disappoint me
because he's been hurt
for the second straight year
but he did so development in his game
so it's a different type of disappointment
not within his game I'd say
yeah
isn't even the Mavericks
they're so disappointing
ah what about the
goodness
Julie is Randall disappointing
no he's better
who he bounced back
he should be
honestly I think we might have it down
I think having Lamello
the Phoenix Suns
Paul George
Larry Markening and Joel NB
I think that's okay.
Yeah, I'm cool with iron marketing.
You know, part of it is the Jazz are tanking,
and he has, they're sitting him for injuries that probably don't exist.
But also, it just, everything has been slightly worse to him this year
when we thought he was going to be a recurring All-Star.
He'll probably get back to it when the Jazz is trying to win games again,
but it hasn't been pretty this year.
And guess what?
He got his money, too, sitting down.
Shout out those scammers.
We love it.
Speaking of scammers, another underrated scammer is Patrick Williams.
Remember, like, two years ago I was going bat for him.
My fuck assuming, like, 30-5.
who were we debating it was him or somebody i forget i don't remember
who were we arguing i remember i was like who do you think this motherfucker is
i forgot who we're arguing between i feel like you had like kegan murray or something like that
oh yeah my been kicking murray serious wow i think so it was something it was outlandish
it don't matter regardless like the top 10 oh power for do we go jonathan camminga loki
oh wow let's move fast it actually is it cammingo
I think it is going to be good.
I mean, listen, I'm trying to get back into the Chase Center,
so we'll just go with Lauer Room.
Listen, it hasn't been pretty.
It's coming back.
It's not fitting with Jimmy Butler.
It's not going well.
Next thing we're going to do, though.
Honorable mention.
I'm going to name two NBA players.
I want you to tell me who has the higher NBA 2K rating right now.
No, I don't play the game.
Yeah, none of us are average 2K players anymore these days.
So based on what you expect, who has the higher 2K rating?
I'm watched.
LeBron James or Jason Tatum.
He's got to be 10.
Tatum, but that LeBron juice might be
that Luke LeBron and Lakerboots might be real,
but I'm still leaning towards Tatum.
I'm never going to say that
2K is going to put Tatum over LeBron.
Give me LeBron in 2K.
Wow. NBA 2K is run by some goddamn
hype beast. You are correct. He is one spot
above Jason Tatum.
There's no way that LeBron
is going to retire anything
lower than a 95.
It doesn't matter if you average is 18 points a game.
94 overall. I can't even be mad at
this, bro. I think it's wrong. But, hey,
When I put on my LeBron James shades on and I realized who I am at heart, this is correct.
And you realize you look in the mirror and you're like, damn.
I'm a glazer.
I am a bronze sexual.
It is what it is.
And I'm proud.
Next up, Anthony Davis or Anthony Edwards.
Anthony Davis has been out of people's mind for a long time.
Andy Edwards, not only because you had last year when he was great, added the three-point shot to it.
Give me Anthony Edwards.
Keep mind, Anthony Davis.
recently have Lakers juice.
How long does it take to wear off?
One update cycle.
Give me Andy Edwards.
I think it's Anthony Edwards, too.
I don't know why, but AD just looks,
he looks like Celtic Shack in this Mazger's jersey.
It just doesn't feel right now.
It just don't fare right.
So I'm going to be.
I'm disrespectful.
Give me, man, man.
Anthony Davis is one overall higher than Anthony Edwards.
Wow, so respecting him.
They don't appreciate the three-point leap from Anthony Edwards.
What was he last year?
I'll round this.
It's been the same.
Wow.
Okay.
Better better at all.
This is Anthony Davis-love, not Ant-Man Slander.
Okay.
All right, too, okay.
For respect on the Mavs legend.
Richard Wemann Yama or Kevin Durantz.
I love Wendy.
He's not there yet.
It's still Kevin Durant.
KD is also another one of those guys where he's not, he's not retiring.
Keep in mind, the sons are absolute dog shit.
I don't care.
That boy nice.
They're a dog shit too.
That boy nice.
There's a lot of guys on that team that are nice.
Doesn't matter.
They still suck.
I don't know.
Kevin Durant.
The San Antonio.
Spurs sucked, too, even when Wemby
was on the court. So I'm leaning towards KD.
Yeah, but the sun's suck in a way that's disrespectful
to sports as we know it.
What does that have to do when Kevin the three-point line?
To give bunnies.
Yeah.
Fingles. It's O.D.
This is one of his most efficient
years as well. It just doesn't make any sense.
I'm leaning towards K.E.
Victor Wormon Yama is one overall higher.
He tried to warn us.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, 2K.
That's so ridiculous.
Kevin Dere is the perfect 2K player.
Yeah.
I guess the defense of that's right of this world.
I'm okay.
93 for Kevin Dore.
It feels weird.
Yeah,
I'm surprised they're doing that much.
It's not crazy,
but I'm surprised they're willing to be honest.
I'm surprised not even tied up.
Okay.
Yeah.
They're getting ahead of the Wimby Love.
You'd rather be too early than too late.
Okay.
Carl Anthony Towns or Cade Cunningham.
This was hard.
It is hard because Kat does have that New York love
when he's been putting up monstrous numbers
but Cade has arrived
This is a very tough one
When you're thinking about like public perception
And what like the masses will say
This one's kind of hard
Yeah the mass is
Cade is blown up this year though
And so that's why that's why I'm stuck
So has Bodega Cat
He earned that nickname
They didn't give it to him
Cat has the best PR he's had in a decade
I'm going with cat
By one
I think I might lean towards
Cade because
statistically thinking about the ratings and shit
he probably has better defensive ratings than cat
and his offensive ratings
cat is one overall higher
who nailed it okay
sounds a bodega cat
there we go man
93 is that's gas
that's crazy gas as good as Kevin Durant
gas that's ridiculous
and what planet
one overall lower than Wemby
topy is sloppy that is ridiculous
next up
are kind of high, man.
Austin Reeves or Deeran Fox?
Lakers push.
Ah, wow.
Deeran, new team.
What has this world come to?
Austin Reeves is having an amazing season.
I understand that.
He's playing Austin, for sure.
He is.
Deeran has had somewhat of a down year due to injury and shit.
But it's the air.
It's the air pot.
Like, he has to be over Austin Reeves at least right now.
I feel like they ain't been watching.
I'm going to lean towards, I think, I think they're the same.
overall. I think they're the same overall.
Oh, you think it's a trick question. Yeah.
Incorrect. Austin Reeves is one overall
higher.
Shout out the Lakers, man.
Shout out the Lakers. We got three all-stars.
I always would have told him this during her
interview, bro.
So we can slander Austin Rees to my face and make me sad.
I'm glad to tell him this.
What?
That's insane.
That's crazy. That white boy is dangerous. How many times
I'll tell you guys?
He is very, very good.
but the gap is
wider than they think it is.
Oh, so you think
Austin Reuters there's a 90 and he's four overall
that you think it's wider than it should be.
Go to hell.
Exactly.
This guy.
Evisa Zubach,
or Bam out of bio.
You said it earlier.
You think that Zubach is one of the most
underrated players in the league.
Correct.
I think that goes to 2K.
I'm going to go with the Olympian
and Bam out of bio.
I agree.
I think BAM stats
have took a hit especially earlier in the year
and I think that he's still working back up
to get his credentials back
for now Zubatch
Oh, you're one Zubatch
Donnell on Bam
Oh
Yeah, I'm going to Zubach
I'm going to Zubach because you
Like, I'm with you
I think that Zubach is underrated
I don't think that he's getting
the love like that
So I think that BAM in this moment is higher
2K knows ball
Zubotch is better by one overall
Zubatch at 88 overall
And the Laker's straight at him
from Mike Muscala
I want Magic Johnson
I won't even finish my sentence
But it wasn't going to be
I'm not going to be here
He's out of the now
Magic Johnson when I catch you
When I catch you magic
He's like I'm a swing on Magic Johnson
He'll put his hands on me
Oh that's so
Shoutouts we watch man
Tyrease Halliburton
Or La Mello ball
This shouldn't even be a question bro
But 2K has
You know they feel a lamello at 2K
You know he is the 2K player
Other than Kyrie Irving Katie
It's like La Mello Ball's run on that list
I'm going Tyrese
Tyrese is just a better player
I'm going to Tyreys Halliburton
Yeah but it's 2K
You have to realize who's behind
These ratings and statistics
I'm a lean towards La Mello Ball
It's always safe to go towards the hypebees pick
But this time they know ball
Tyre's Halliburton is one overall higher
One overall is still disrespectful
to Tyrese Halliborne, but okay, okay, 2K.
I doubted you.
When they're right, they're right.
Broken clock.
James Hardin or Kauai Leonard?
This is the trick question.
Same rating.
Mo, what do you think?
I think, oh, man.
One missed one time, one held the team down,
one's the two-time finals MVP who gets a lot of,
a lot of benefit of the doubt.
Where are we going?
James Hardin had a 50-point game.
like a couple weeks ago.
So I'm going to lean towards his Hardin for now.
You'd be correct.
He is one overall higher at a 90.
James Hardin at a 90s.
Dude, two candy's rate.
This rating inflation's ridiculous.
Zubach 88 Hardin at 90.
They better win the fucking playoff series.
They better win the guy.
This is crazy.
They have to go to the worst of competition.
Back in my day, it was an honor to be a 90.
This is crazy.
Yeah, 98.
This is the one of the three best years in the league.
No, it is.
He's not talking about a bum.
He's a fucking legend.
Okay.
Evan Mobley or Palo Bancaro?
So, it's looking like they know a little bit of ball here.
And they are crediting people for the season that they've had.
So because of that, I think Evan Mobley might be higher than Palo.
I think Evan Mowie's defense stats are ridiculous.
And they seem the three-point shot added into his game.
He might be a 75.
in that category for 2K now.
And it's definitely higher.
I think it should be higher than Palos,
so I'm going to lean towards Evan Mobley.
It's the numbers game.
Evan Mobley is two overalls higher at a 92.
Oh, even Mobley at 92.
Yo, 2K is.
Inflation is crazy, bro.
Holy shit.
He deserves it.
That shit feels accurate to me.
92.
One of the best two-way player is in the NBA.
92.
If Kat's a 93,
Evan Moby deserves a 92.
Again, that's also inflation.
Yeah.
Well, this is a player I like.
That's a player I don't like.
So I'm going for who since this is worth it.
It's $85.
He's, I mean, he's, this, I'm all-star now.
Let's talk about back in my day, though.
Back in my day, he's, oh, your day sucked, old man.
My day was correct.
We had truth.
We didn't give anyone 90s.
Nevermoving's not anyone, though.
No disrespect.
Shea goes to Alexander or Luca Donchich.
Shea.
You got the.
This one's tough.
This is Shay's year.
This is Shay's year.
Through and through.
Lucas is a Laker.
Lucas had a down year, though.
It's just now having his best game of the entire year
in game 79 of the year.
I think Luca, I'm going to Luca.
Okay, Steve, fans, you riot if this is true.
This is a tough one.
The two best guards in the NBA, undoubtedly.
Right now, Shea is two overalls higher.
Two, ninety-eight.
You know what's crazy?
That's not ridiculous.
This feels fair to me.
Luca has not been Prime Luca at all this season.
Shea is insane.
is not ridiculous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
I don't know ridiculous to say at all.
Okay.
Someone's at the comments that can be like,
She's probably at the free throw line right now.
And I bet he's making them all.
I bet he deserves it still.
99thito rating.
Damn right.
Like that.
Okay, good.
Very warranted.
This makes sense.
It's crazy.
98 is insane.
That's like he might be the best player in the game then if that's the case.
He's tired.
Yeah.
Yonis, Shea and Yolkut are all 98.
Wow.
K2K.
Hmm.
398.
in the game.
Three best players in the world.
See, Mo, back in our day.
She's a cool, like, 93, 94 back in my day.
Exactly.
But it blows.
It's okay.
My day was correct.
My day was when shit was in order.
Okay.
Next thing we're going to do, let's see, what do we have left?
Okay.
We're going to rank the top 10 players in the NBA right now going to the playoffs.
We're going to do a combined ranking where I'll do number one.
then you guys go two
or Donovan goes two
or you go three
and we'll combine to rank
who we think are the top ten players
for the playoffs
okay
as I say going to the series
who you think are the most dangerous players
okay
top ten
that was a disgusting sounding burp
straight
those pistachios
and cashews
dogging down my throat
right before two
uh before ticot time
whoopsies
just nut medley
okay
the fuck
uh that wasn't even
that wasn't even when I was getting that
triple nut
damn
number one player easily obviously going to cole yokic i think we can go chalk there that's clear
best player in the game yeah and that's going to be the case for the playoffs still now is the team
going to be good enough for it to fucking matter no but he'll be number one okay donovan who's number two
uh all right the second best player heading into the playoffs this is tough this is tough because
there's two options there is you know you know the right one you know the right one we we got
We got to go with the MVP.
We're going to Shay, Gilgis, Alexander.
That's not ridiculous.
That's very fair.
He's clearly the best score in the NBA right now.
Bucks fans, I understand.
Yonis is still amazing.
Salute.
I think he's final three to three.
Yonis' defense has been ridiculous.
This is the easiest three of my goddamn life.
He's an argument for him to be number two.
The defense is insane.
The rebound is there.
His passing over the last few weeks since Dame has been out,
or the last two weeks since Dame has been out,
have been ridiculous again.
He's easily number three.
Number four, the conversation's open now.
Yeah, four, I feel inclined to go Jason Tatum
and respect the body work.
If Luca's rounding into shape, it could be Luca,
but for the whole season,
Tatum's been better.
We're talking about heading into the playoffs.
Are we projecting or what we're seeing today?
Heading into the playoffs.
Fuck, we're going, Luca.
Who!
We can't even respect Tatum.
We can't even respect Tatum?
That's why.
Ted is been better this moment.
Tate doesn't have been better all year
But listen
Playoff Luca I'm gonna take the bet
That's why
I'm being as a blind faith
I'm a Lakers fan
Don't expect objectivity here
And that is why
I'm going with Jason Tadam at 5
Should be 4
Listen he's been better for the regular season
I'm going to be better all year
Damn
I wonder how long we're to go
Without saying a player from the Cavas
I ain't picking a cavalier right now
Hell no not this soon
I didn't intend to
Okay
Number six Mo
Number six
these are where the vets come in
I could say Steph
I could say LeBron
won't be crazy for either
either of those guys
I'm going to lean towards
LeBron because I trust his decision making
and I think the defense is going to remain
to hold true
Glaze all right
Yeah
Don't tell me he glazed me
You just picked Luca over Tatum
Yon is
LeBron at 6 is way crazy
than that
Lebron at 6 is insane
No you don't put
Oh my God
How can you call yourself a Laker fan
and willing to glaze.
I guess we'll go Anthony Edwards at seven.
I feel like that's fair.
Am I missing somebody?
Am I missing somebody?
It's Anthony Edwards, Steph, or
Brunson?
I guess those are three that I'm choosing between?
Around this conversation, yeah.
So, like, personally, I would have Brunson at, like, six or seven,
but the fact that he's coming off of an injury
and still, like, is taking just a little bit of time
to get back into his rhythm.
I can see him being at the bottom of this list
I'll go Steph because he has help now
we think he'll look like Steph in the playoffs
but I'm not mad at going Ant-Man
okay
well
Donovan where you're going
I got a pig with my heart
I'm going with Mr. Brunson
that's over over Anthony Ehlers
Jaylon stop it stop it stop it no no
but this is not even glazed off we've seen
Jaylen Brunson in the playoffs put
offenses on his back
I understand.
Score 40 night after night after night.
I'm going with Jalen brothers.
I understand.
It's just a hell thing.
It's just the hell thing.
That's the only thing that it's in the air is he going to be 100%
but it's not ridiculous.
I love that we're putting in this top 10.
He deserves it.
Yeah, for sure.
That's not crazy at all.
I guess to finish this off,
naturally I have to pick Anthony Edwards.
He does he can.
There has been, yeah, there has been times where he's given the Timberwolves
or helped them give 40 while also playing elite elite defense on the perimeter.
So I think that's easy pick.
So who's number 10?
10's hard.
Let's do this by committee.
Because this is, I don't know who was number 10.
Okay, so the options are we can take somebody from the caps.
We can take.
So you can go Dematch.
You can go Cade.
Yeah.
You can go Tirees Halliburton.
Do we go?
Why?
Does Kawhi belong in these conversations?
I don't think so.
Just consistency.
I don't, jaw.
I'm not doing that, but I understand.
So, yeah.
I think that
if those are the options
I might lean towards Cade
I you know
Cade over D Mitch
I'm gonna go D Mitch
No yeah D Mitch
Demish has taken a step back
To allow others to eat this year
But I think if he needs to
In a playoff setting
He can still turn it up
I'll go him over Cade
But it's pretty close
Yeah let's do that
I can't be
I can't not have a
I can't not have a cap
in the top 10
Yeah
I can't be mad at that
That would be disrespectful
So we got
Yokic
Shee
Janis Luca Tatum
Lebron
Steph Brunson Edwards
DeMitch
It feels fair
It feels pretty good
And like we're giving
Steph the benefit of the doubt
I don't think it's ridiculous
We're giving LeBron and stuff
The benefit of the doubt
LeBron's crazy
I'm not going to let's shout
I hope he plays this level
Because in the Lakers
We're gonna see
Walsing to the conference finals
Yeah
If they have
This is gonna age like wine
Three four weeks from now
You're gonna be like oh
Oh it's cooking
You don't even drink wine
No I will
There's no scenario right
All right
Clip this y'all
I don't drink why I'm on LaHennessy, leave me alone
I don't even have a bottle
Oh, I don't, damn
Okay, and last thing we're going to do
We're going to do a little quasi playoff prediction
Where we're going to have some ex superlatives that we're going to put in
These are your final predictions before the playoff start
You've got to stand on it, a variety of categories
Stand on it
Yep, I'm going to ask you a question, you just answer it
Okay
Who?
Why is it not working?
Who wins the Western Conference?
Oh, man, just straight up like this?
Yep.
This is tough.
No, it's not.
It's the OKC Thunder.
But I'm picking the team that's 14 games ahead of the second seed.
I'm leaning towards the Oklahoma City of Thunder.
They're doing dominance.
It's day one for all types of injuries.
Or there would be Chet Hungram breaking his hip, Isaiah
Harnstein missing out on some time,
J-Dub missing out towards the back half of the season.
They're like that through any.
lineup possible.
I'm meeting towards O'KC.
Unless Luke Dodgers walks in and makes history,
I'm going O'KC.
I'm going with the Thunder.
I've picked the Thunder before the season,
mid-season, right now.
The Thunder are winning the title.
Yeah.
They can lose the title,
but I'll be shocked if they don't get there.
I'll be baffled if they don't end up in the finals.
Who's going to win the East?
Now, this one's tough.
Legitimately, two teams you can pick.
No, it's not.
Boston Celtics.
I think that the Celtics
It's a conversation that means
It is
It is
But I do think that the Celtics
For me
I'm picking them
And I think
Even if they
They played the Cavs
In the Conference Finals
They beat the Cavs
In six games
And they would go to
The NBA Finals that way
You know I think it's fair to pick
The Celtics
But there's a real chance
You're wrong
And the Cavs win
Which could always happen
I don't think
There's a chance you're wrong
And the Thunder don't make it there
Whereas the Celtics
There's a little bit of an opening
But I'm still
That's fair
I'm going Boston
And you got me
I'm outvoted
I'm winning
It's not outvoted
Who do you think
Which young star
Will surprise people
In the playoffs
Who?
Young star, young star
Who's gonna have
Their big coming out party
And really shocked the world
I think this award
Belonged to Kate Cunningham
You think I'll have a good
You think I'll beat the Knicks
Yeah I think they're
If it ends up shaking that way
I'm pulling up to your house
Black trucks
think I think Cade Cunningham and the rest of those guys could genuinely have a series of the century.
I think the series could actually go like seven games as well.
I don't know if Cade's going to necessarily outplay someone like Jalen Brunson, of course.
But I think in terms of how he's going to hold up in some of the performances,
I think he's bound to have due to the nature of his game and how efficient he will feel in the playoffs.
I'm going to take Cade.
My mind goes to Anthony Edwards and Amen Thompson.
I can see a man just keeps getting better and better keeps getting bigger and bigger spotlight making bigger and bigger and bigger plays and bigger moments I won't be shocked that it keeps going and like the Rockets win a series people don't expect because he's just a demon on both sides of the ball if if I am incorrect and the Rockets do win a series then the answer will be a man I think or could be Sangoon loki listen they they had a long run last year I think Tyree Talibyrin reintroduces himself and and is like I'm
Hey, I'm actually like a good player.
Yeah.
You know, like I'm not somebody on a superstar free trial anymore.
That's a good one.
I'm going with Tyrese.
Next one, or we'll go to it.
Which player will prove their doubters wrong?
Tyrese Halliburton.
This is where I'm going, Tyrese Halliburton.
So much the NBA world still treats him like he's a fraud who didn't deserve the hype he got,
even though he's bounced back and he's a good player again.
I think he's going to continue to be just as good as he has been.
It's going to be Tyre's Halliburton.
Okay.
I think I'm a lean towards the other conference.
I'm leaning towards OECC specifically.
Jalen Williams, Jadab, I think he's going to, he has a very good opportunity to prove his legitimacy as a second star.
There's a lot of pressure relieved from him, not only defensively, but offensively too, now that he has those two bigs who can playmake and have their whole entire actions going on.
I think the load is a lot easier for him to carry as a second star and he'll get him as that guy.
You know, people who don't like Shage decided that he's some fraud, free throw merchant.
It's not going to work in the playoffs.
I'll say he's got to average 30 in the playoffs. I guarantee it.
He ever started last year.
Those people are so dumb.
He was, it was an efficient 302.
His numbers looked so identical compared to his pre- or his regular season production.
So I guarantee you, Shay will prove the haters wrong, but that's an easy one.
Yeah.
Who will prove their haters right?
Which player is going to confirm all the suspicions about them?
Cat, Garley Towns.
Oh, probably.
That's the easiest one.
If they see the Celtics, he's probably going to get diced up.
Don't do it.
Oh, it's probably, Cat.
You're right.
I hate it so much too
I didn't even think about that
It's just it's a Celtics thing
Man it's not even about Cat
The Celtics are just the worst matchup for him
Yeah exactly
Don't do them like that
I don't do them like that
I don't know who else it's like so clearly
Cat I don't know who else it could be
He is at this point
In this moment
John Morant has a lot of doubters
He has a lot of haters
If they go outside
He will be proven a lot of people right
Jamal Murray maybe if he doesn't have
A crazy series again
He's battling with movies already
If he's not 100%
people are going to ignore the injuries and say look at this fraud he's not a playoff riser
this double dip on top of jamaan murray in that same conference kawai leonard if he just
doesn't end of remaining healthy or james hardin if the defense holds up or whatever for the
for the clippers and that's they still don't have enough offensive juice that's probably going to
be on your shoulders so yeah those two a lot of people want some shit to prove yeah which team
will fall apart and have to blow it up good donovan same pose as lebron he wanted to be lebron so
bad. I don't believe that. I do too.
Don't put that on me.
And blow it up is a hard part because I guess if the Knicks falling apart, you know, just
coming into the playoffs with injury, but they're not going to blow it up.
It's not going to be that bad. We are going to go.
Oh, the box is the clear answer.
The Milwaukee Bucks.
Or low-key the Nuggets. They already have a change of leadership. If they go out in the first round.
They already blew it up. But they go on the first round, Michael Bord Jr., you're not safe.
Jamal Murray, you might not be safe.
both of these teams with MVP big men
none of you guys are fucking safe if you
lose in the first round
do you guys think if the Cleveland Cavaliers got
upset they would have to blow it up
blow it up no would they maybe trade
Jared Allen maybe that's not really blowing it up
okay blowing you up is like
the only outcome is they trade Jared Allen
and put Evan will be at center and like trade him for a big wing
or something which that's not blowing it up
I can see I can see a world and where like
someone like Daris Garland disappoints as well
and they're like okay it's going to work I doubt
that wait go back go back two
slides?
To the doubt of slide?
To the doubt of slide?
To who's going to prove him wrong or right?
Who's going to prove the doubters wrong?
Who's going to prove the doubters wrong?
Darius Garland.
Okay.
Now that you brought him up, I'm so sick and tired of people talking about
Darius Garland like he's not like that.
Like he didn't have his jaw broken last year.
He's going to be fantastic in the playoffs this year.
We're going with him.
All the reason isn't to him is because he's going to have to defend his ass off against
the Celtics.
That's going to be difficult.
So that's the part that people might doubt for a good reason.
We'll see.
But offensively, yeah, he's going to be completely fine.
He's averaging 22 and 6 in the playoffs.
Don't say nothing.
Sure, that's a very reasonable bar.
I agree.
That's fair.
They don't think he could do that.
Maybe I don't have a good grasp of how much the doubt is out on him right now.
They really be hating.
Who wins the finals?
Final prediction.
Who comes out with the chip?
I think OKC probably has historic season.
And it's going to be shit.
It's OKC.
Everything on paper says OKC, but obviously the Celtics are the rating chance for a reason.
They have the benefit of the doubt.
Which side are you going on?
The new kids or the proven vets?
What's very interesting about this is that nobody wants to save the thunder
because they said that they have to prove it,
but there's never a better feeling than saying,
I told you so and being early.
And I'm going with the Oklahoma City Thunder to win the title.
The second they got Alex Caruso Hardinstein,
I put you on.
I tweeted that they are the 2015 Warriors.
I still feel that way they're going to win in my opinion.
They have a top three net rating of all time.
no team in the top five has ever not won the championship.
I'm going to go with the side of history.
If you're this dominant in the regular season,
100% of the time it has translated.
They're the best regular season defensive team,
though you've seen in quite some years,
and that's also like something that's been underrated
about this team overall.
I'm meaning towards O'KC.
If they don't win,
I'm going to delete my Twitter account
because everybody's going to be mean to me.
Your legacy is on the line.
I'll have to just take it
because I'll have to have deserved it.
They're going to call you all types of names.
They're going to, I already got people in my, never mind.
They're going to get me deported.
And that's the end of this episode.
If you're still here, what should people comment?
No, I'm not saying.
He's a threat.
He's a threat.
If you're still here, comment, Stephen A. Smith is horny.
And we'll see y'all next week for the first episode of the NBA playoffs.