The Deep 3 Podcast - We Graded Every 2024 NBA Trade | Ep. 75
Episode Date: February 9, 2024Grading every 2024 NBA trade deadline move! #nba RSVP for our all star weekend show: https://thedeep3pod.com/ Check out episode 2 of the Isaac Gutierrez show: https://youtu.be/liWAjQR_pCs?si=IGEjB2...SrWXFEuMbU Check out the TD3 merch: https://the-deep-3-shop.fourthwall.com/ Join the TD3 discord!: https://discord.gg/RUkjpMPp7E Listen on Spotify!: https://open.spotify.com/show/3elbbqVumwqz8wlIdknsLW Listen on Apple Podcasts!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-deep-3-podcast/id1657940794 Follow us on TikTok!: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeepthree Follow us on Instagram!: https://www.instagram.com/thedeep3podcast/ Isaac's twitter: https://twitter.com/byisaacg Muhamed's twitter: https://twitter.com/Mojo99_ Donnavan's twitter: https://twitter.com/Dsmoot3D 0:00- Intro & big announcement! 4:20- Knicks trades 18:55- Mavericks trades 29:27- Gordon Hayward trade 36:55- Kelly Olynk trade 42:50- Pat Bev to Bucks 45:30- Buddy Hield trade 49:40- Royce O'Neal to Suns 52:23- Monte Morris 53:25- Siakam trade 56:00- Hawks stink 1:01:15- Bulls stink 1:08:43- Lakers stink 1:16:00- Warriors stink 1:21:05- TikTok Time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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All right, Donovan, on a scale of 1 to 10, how confident are you that the Knicks are going to win the finals?
Probably about a 9.
Like, I called my uncle today who lives in New York, and I checked in with him.
And I was like, we're going to the parade, right?
Like, if it happens, right, like, that's going to be okay.
Like, I'm staying with you.
And he was like, yeah, like, come on.
So I already have my parade arrangements.
We're going to the finals.
We're going to get there.
Let everybody be healthy.
Because apparently, I don't know who's playing tonight, right?
Because everybody got traded.
Everybody's hurt right now.
Deuce McBride show.
You get us in June.
Listen, Nicole Eokic, watch out.
Watch it back.
All right.
Inversely, Moe, how sad are the Hawks making you?
Depression.
Pain.
I need something to numb the pain.
Earlier, Isaac, you dropped your show, came out today to tap in, y'all.
I said, give me the link.
I needed that.
Today I had to take a walk outside.
watch the grass grow
damn the crazy part is
the craziest part is
I didn't give you that link either
you just had to suffer in silence
you let me watch it just like everybody else
you pee on
yeah man
as you'll see by the title
today we're reacting to the NBA trade deadline
the day of it happening
it's currently
355 Pacific time
so we're just a few hours removed
we're giving our live reactions
we're going to grade every single
every single trade that happened
we're going to grade it
and then talk at length about every team
that didn't make a trade
when we all thought they would
it's gonna be great
we're gonna fire some teams up
some teams deserve to be fried
but one team that deserves to be praised
without end
honestly is the New York Knicks
like we can just start there
we can just start there
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What, man?
That's why it's reversed.
You kiss the baby
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let's talk about this graphic.
All our entire fan base
realized.
that I'm 5'6 and Moe was 6 foot 2
because they saw this graphic
that the bleacher for people made for us
where it's taken with a wide angle lens
with me standing next to Mo
so I looked like a fucking munchkin
You get fired up last night
after this got posted
for no reason. It didn't bother me
because it was great promo for the live show.
That's a great way to think about it, Isaac.
That was funny because I do look
I'm much shorter than you
but this photo made it look so hilariously exaggerated
because it's from a high angle with a wide angle lens
so it makes me look so much smaller
it's just hilarious
I don't know what was being cooked
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Paris my mom texted me
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what happened
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to make you look like that
oh man
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Alright
The cranium is crazy
Oh my god
I mean I don't know
What to say
Pray on eaters rejoice
Alright Donovan
Let's start grading every trade
Let's begin with your Knicks
Let's let you get your parade
over with. Let's start with,
wait, did they make two trades today? Why am I feeling today?
Stop dancing. Stop dancing.
Just, yeah, I won't. I won't. I'm a do
both. I'm a dance and I'm a yap, right?
Because we only made,
we only made one move, but there were two
pieces coming in. And so,
yeah, yeah. And so we traded
Alec-Berkes, M. Fornier, Quentin
Grimes, and
Malachi Flynn, two second round picks
for Boyan Bogdanovich and
Alex Berks, right? A little bit of a reunion
situation there. But that is
really everything that we needed, obviously after the OG trade, the one thing that everybody's
been talking about, which has been real, is the depth for the Knicks and even, and not just
the depth, but the scoring depth, the ability to have people who can come in make shots, create
offense. Boyon, 100% can do that. Alec Berks can, he can do that in a bench role. And both of
these guys shoot 40% from three. You add that around Jalen Brunson, who's, you know,
running halfback dive, putting his head down, you know, getting to the basket every time.
Julius Randall is doing the same thing.
Now you have driving kick opportunities.
You have spacing.
Guys, this team is complete, right?
If everybody's healthy, which is, again, I keep saying it over and over because I can't
stress it enough.
But after Mitch Robinson comes back, Jen and Brunson, Julius Randolph, it's a lot of ifs.
It's a lot of hurt people.
I'm not going to lie.
But O.
O. Gianniobie just went through surgery, too.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, for two weeks, though, so that should be fine.
And I'm happy that it's happening in February rather than in April or in March or anything like that.
This team is as complete as there is in the Eastern Conference from top down in terms of having a star, having a bench, having an identity, having a defense.
I love this team right now.
And it's very, very viable that not only they're going to end up as like the two seed, but that they are legitimate.
the second best team in the Eastern Conference, you know?
Yeah, that's very, very, very fair.
Yeah.
Like you said, the depth is crazy.
They're by far the deepest team in the East now.
Well, never I say by far.
Actually, yeah, I'll say that.
Yeah.
The Celtics have, obviously, six incredible players, which, like, in its own right, makes him
have crazy depth.
But, like, the Knicks can go 10 deep.
Their 10th man is probably, what, Deuce McBride, who pretty good 10th of mine.
Their ninth is like, Isaiah Hartenstein, when they're fully healthy when Mr. Robinson's back.
Like, they're crazy deep.
I think we've got to give this an A for the Knicks.
You agree, Mo?
I would give him an A plus man
Leon Rose has been cooking
And all those folks in the front office
We have entered a new era
To where like folks used to make fun of them boys
When they selected Frank Nigelina
Back in the uh
What draft class was that?
2015 or so
And 17
You said it like his real name
That is his real name
I don't know what you mean
It's so funny
But um
The casualness
Frankie smokes
Yeah, at this point in time
This is a new team
They have been led by one of the
Seems to me one of the best front offices
So far this year in the entire NBA
And they've put themselves in a new air
Of just like contenders
You know
And didn't have to give it for first round pick either
Correct
It's you said the
You said the Knicks of the best front office this year
The best front office that last like three years bro
They've been moving very smart
since Leon Rose and the new regime came in,
they got Julianne Brunson
because they saw a player
who was currently being underutilized
on a team which
he was waiting for someone to empower him
to step into the star-level role.
They did that.
Julius Randall's similar story,
but that was a previous regime.
They noticed the same thing
to OG Anobie put him in a team
where he can focus on his strengths
and be a better version of himself.
Same thing with Josh Hart,
Dante Yvincenzo,
Isaiah Hardenstein.
Do you go down the line?
They don't have a single
super high pick here on this roster anymore
after RJ Barrett's gone, and it doesn't even matter because they made so many smart moves
around the edges. And it's just shown, like, how to rebuild the team in the exact way you need,
even when you have all your best draft picks missing. It's incredible. And this move was just
another version of that. Bro, they went to Miami Heat Rock where they're like, we're going to
build this team and have a defensive identity, but also at the same time, we're going to
inject the power of friendship, right? We're just going to get a whole bunch of guys from Villanova
as the core of our team. And we've seen what the power of friendship can
do. And you add that to people who can actually play basketball. And once again, you get a team
that is prime to make a finals run. Like everything, even moving forward, like they're under the
luxury tax moving forward. They still have a lot of picks that they can, that they can move. They
are flexible, this offseason to go make moves on top of everything that they've done. It's,
it's an easy A plus. And they are the clear winners of the day, of the trade deadline, which,
which ended up being like, it was a mid deadline.
Like there wasn't, there wasn't a massive, massive move.
But the Knicks, they stole the show.
And now, now it's just a waiting game.
Can we, can we wait and can we see if everybody can get healthy?
And can we maintain our standings, right, as the three seed, as the two seed,
while Brunson and Randall and everybody else is out.
Yeah.
It's interesting because, you know, we all thought they'd get Malcolm Brogden,
or maybe not thought, but we all hoped to get Malcolm Brogden.
somebody we thought was available didn't end up getting moved
and we thought that because the backup point guard was a glaring issue
after Emmanuel quickly was traded
and that was a glaring issue because they just had a severe lack of shot creation off the bench
that's still not entirely fixed you still have those issues
but you know Jaylon Bruns is playing 40 fucking minutes a night in the playoffs
so that won't be that big of an issue and Boyon's hilarious because he's a great shooter
if you saw any Pistons games since he came back motherfucker does not pass
maybe it's because he was on the Pistons and he was like I'm gonna get mine
he was not passing
Grant he was passing
to Killian Hayes
who got cut
Who is he supposed to pass
to Isaiah Stewart? God damn
But he was hilarious
The level of which he would not pass
And Ali Burks is another guy
Who's like
You know he's not creating shots
Other people
That's not his game
But there's two more bucket getters
Who can play off of your main creators
And I mentioned last week
When I was talking about the Knicks
And like how I think
They're really good
But I have some worries
From a playoff setting
And it was about
What happens when he doubled
Jalen Brunson
And just like
Go all out on him
Forcing your perimeter talent
To beat you
corner threes and tacking the paint i was like listen josh hart and ogy they can but it's not the
best talent there it's just reinforcement for that so those bench units are going to have just even
better shooters there to help make people suffer when they double the league creators yeah i'm sorry
this dude is hilarious this dude is so funny it's crazy it's crazy he got fucking cut that nobody else
wanted to trade for him and give me a second chance i mean why you you said over and over and
surprising that he's literally the worst score in NBA history like it's a 45% true shooting
for his career that's insane I know he he heavily regrets requesting to be traded bro him in his
camp I don't know what the fuck they were thinking I don't know who they thought they were bro
but nah like this is 100% warranted but back to the Knicks so I don't get too carried away
is like this is what happens when your front office and your head coach isn't just like
lockstep and they understand the identity and they're doing every
humanly possible to maximize this window of the phase of evolution that this team is
on. Now, I don't think anybody would say like, yeah, like, they're probably going to win a
championship this year. We're on par like, this is, this is not what you do. But taking
stepping stones and they're taking steps towards that direction right now by filling in, like you said,
all the edges and filling in every gap imaginable, you know. And this is just a huge W for all
Knicks fans, which I hate to see.
Yeah, let's, uh, you said not to get
too sidetrack on the Knicks. That's enough Nick Talks.
You talked about them at plenty last week. They're great.
Let's talk about this trade from the side of the pistons.
Because we've been saying
that they need to trade Alec Brooks and Boyan.
Their fans were like, please Troy Weaver,
do something. He is currently
under a Messiah Jerry watch as being
incredibly watched when it comes to these trades and doing all the wrong
things. But he finally traded them.
Everybody wanted him to get like first-arm picks
of those guys if you could. He didn't.
He got two second-round picks and Quentin Grimes,
interesting. What are you all grading it for the Pistons? I want to give this like a C for the
Pistons to be honest with you and that C can move into a B depending on what Creen Grimes looks like
but you could have done this move like a year ago similar to Messiah in Jury and you literally
would have gone to first round pit because Boyan was like that last year. Um but I want to
give this a C for now because Queen Grimes is a real piece um and my reunited with Marcus
Sasser. That's nice to see because they've played in college. That would be minus.
Yeah, I like Quinn Grimes
He has had a very
What's the word to use it
Inconsistent role with the Knicks
Just for the nature of their depth
And however Tom Tibido feels about him
At any given moment
There's a role here for him on the piss-ins
If he can be a good 3-Ind player
Which is God knows they fucking need that
For their young pieces
I see the vision there
You'd think
But Monty Williams has shown us
That he doesn't really care
About what you're potentially
is he's going to put you on the bench if he just feels like he's very like tom tibble in that way
where he has his own agendas he has his own narratives in his head and so there could be a
scenario where quentin grimes comes in here and doesn't really pan out just because he doesn't get
the opportunity either but i'm i'm with mo i would give this to see just because if you are
the seller in a deal at the deadline,
I am very, very inclined to just be like,
if you don't get a first-round pick out of Bollyon
and out of Alec Berks, you failed in the deal.
Like, I like Quentin Grimes.
I like it a lot, but you are not in a win-now situation.
You need as much flexibility, as many draft picks,
as many future assets that you can get.
And if you don't get that,
I think that you that you failed
so I can't give you a like
upper tier type of grade
and I think that they could have done a little bit better
but I mean obviously from the next side
it's a steal but they should have
there's no there's no reason why they shouldn't have
given up a 2024 first
yeah I mean boy on's old now he hasn't been
quite as good as he was like both said last year
the public could have got up first for him
those days are just done I didn't think it was crazy for them to keep
them because like they have to be competent
at some point and having shooting helped
now they realize this isn't the year
to be competent.
So they said screw it
But like in a vacuum
Two second arm picks for a boyon
Not the end of the world
If it was a crappy first
It would be great
But two second round picks
Isn't that big of a difference
And Quentin Grimes for Alec Berks
Is a great great comparison
That is true
Quentin Grimes is a great young player
To have any team
Would literally love to have someone
Of his skill set
Who has potential
Just be usable
Because of the defense
And also
The three point shot
Making on the Cajon as well
But it's just like
Principal bro
You said that
Troy Rears on like
Mesailles
is your timing. No, fuck that. He'd been on watch for a minute now and he's just making these
bullshit trades just to like not be fired at this point. That's what it feels like because
there's no real progress being made and all the moves that should have been made absolutely
mean nothing and also they should have been made like earlier. So he's done nothing but like
just drag this team and their fans through the mud. That's how I want to give this to see. But the only
reason it could turn into a B is if like Queen Rhyme turns into like a starting type, starting
caliber player for them, which could be possible
for sure. Yeah. Troy Weaver's a
terrible GM and Monty Williams is quickly
proven to be a terrible coach, at least
the least enjoyable coach I could imagine
in recent years. Dude was playing Killian
Hayes, starter minutes and having
Jayden Ivy be the 10th man off the bench.
Meanwhile, Jayden Ivy has been playing
damn near better than Kate Cunningham lately
showing that like, hey, we need to calm down
on thinking Jaden Ivy is anything less than
in line for being one of the most important players on this team.
He's showing that like you cannot
write him off as just a sidekick.
and Killing Hayes just got cut.
So the combination of Monty Williams being awful
and Troy Weaver being awful is miserable.
They're cooked from all regards, bro.
I saw some stat earlier on Reddit.
It was like whenever Kaye Cunningham doesn't play,
they have so many issues Detroit,
and it's like quite alarming to what I'm about to say.
Detroit has a record of like four and six
whenever Cade Cunningham doesn't play,
and that's just like, holy fuck.
No, no, it's not.
That isn't.
It's like, oh, that's that's a pretty sizable.
Sample size.
Nothing about that as a little fuck.
It's Kaye Cunningham.
Nothing about that.
You have to scratch your head when you hear something like that.
No, it don't.
Early.
I mean, for like two seconds and then you're like, yeah, we should probably have one of the
most talented guys on our, on our team on the floor.
But this is why.
And the Pistons, right, you talk about Troy Weaver being a bad GM, Monty Williams,
just doing some idiotic stuff.
That's why the first round pick, even if it isn't a 2024, is.
so necessary because Troy Weaver you might not be here right money money Williams you might not be
here and you're going to need assets to once again go through these go through this rebuild and do all
of this stuff and even if you wanted to go take a swing at somebody right those conversations about
the pistons going out and getting Zach Levine having those draft picks to be able to give a team like
the Chicago Bulls and who knows if they if they even value draft picks but having that flexibility
be having that type of draft capital is absolutely necessary. But Detroit, like, I don't, I don't
know, man. They're just, they're just in the gutter. And obviously, Quentin Grimes isn't going to save
their season or anything like that. But I just hope that they, I wish that they could have gotten
a little bit more for their sake. But it's, it's going to be okay, I guess. Yeah.
Shout out to boy on, though. I know that boy's life is moving different. Oh, no, he's
moving to New York. He's out of Detroit. He's in a winning culture now. I feel back for Quentin.
I've been back for Quinn.
He's going to carbone every Friday night,
and I used to go to, you know,
Little Caesars and stuff, it's awful.
A little Caesar.
At least he's getting plain time, though.
Terrible.
Crazy.
Yeah, that's been a lot of business talk.
We've got a lot of trades to go through.
We're 20 minutes in.
Let's talk about the second biggest winner of this trade deadline.
The Dallas Mavericks.
First trade they made.
Oh, that's your second winner?
I think so.
Okay.
Now I don't know.
Maybe I'm forgetting somebody.
The second most notable team,
because they made two trades
and got some promising, some important,
some big names went there,
or big-ish names.
We're talking about Daniel Gafford,
but, you know,
the second most interesting team,
I'll say that.
The Mavericks,
the first trade they made
was they sent Daniel Gafford,
they got Daniel Gafford,
for Rishon Holmes,
and second-round picks.
Pretty interesting, you know,
they have Derek Lively as their starting center.
After that,
there's a lot of Dwight Powell,
Max and Cleveland minutes,
who have,
they're both cooked,
to be honest,
and they've desperately needed
another big man to put in that rotation.
Derek Lively's been in out of the lineups
sometimes.
He's a rookie,
don't put too much of a load on him in the playoffs as like the only big up body you have.
So Gafford's interesting.
I am.
This is a massive W.
I've been harping on this for the Dallas Maverick since the off season.
I wasn't high on them at all remotely.
I think I was the only one on this pod who said they wouldn't make the playoffs over,
which of course is like now, he yada because Lucas is Luca's Luca.
Y'all have them 11.
I had him 10.
Yeah, we were all low on them.
But this right there helps change my.
perception of them and how far they could go in the playoffs and just finish out the regular
season because now you just have that depth you have bodies you don't have to rely on
derrick lovieve who's been absolutely fantastic but daniel gafford is a monster as well great rebounder
he's he's a lot of space shot block he's he's a magnificent piece bro i love a man's player
and next to luca we're going to get some amazing lob soon bro yeah dude he's going from catching
Lops from Jordan Poole to Luca Donchich.
Daniel Gaffertr's going to be eating.
He's going to be living life.
It's going to be great.
He's such a talented.
I love watching him offensively.
I don't have a good feel for how he is his remember protector.
It's hard to when you're watching the Wizards play basketball.
But, you know, he's not going to have a massively important role.
He can come in and give him offensive boost.
I think this is a good A-minus move for the Dallas Mavericks.
I think so as well.
Let's talk about the second move as well.
Because I see both of these moves and the reason.
why, like, yeah, I view them very much in tandem because the second thing that they did,
they traded away Grant Williams, who was the off-season signing, and they brought in PJ Washington,
who, you know, dropped 43 a couple weeks ago.
Yep.
That trade was, what was up?
That's the trade.
It was Grant Williams, Seth Curry, and a first-round pick for PJ Washington alone.
Yes.
How do you feel?
I like that one and the Gafford move a lot.
And the fact that they, the fact that they were able to rebuild the front court.
is immense.
Like it means so much because when you have Luca and Kyrie in your back court, that's on lock, right?
You have two, you have two guys that are all NBA caliber guys.
And with the production that Grant Williams was giving you, which was negative production,
and then as you guys were talking about, the backup bigs were bad,
now you actually have depth for Luca and the maps,
which is something that they have not had in a while.
And you have guys in the front court like PJ Washington who can score and can and can shoot like legitimately.
This, this moves me for the Mavericks.
And I think that's like same.
Yeah.
I was just going to say, let me read you guys, Grant Williams points, the amount of points that you scored over the last five games.
All right.
Ready?
Three points.
Nice.
Two points.
Nice.
Two points.
Nice.
14 points.
Points. Nice against Philly without and Bede, whatever. Cool. Okay, five points. Last game you played. Nice. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, he should be out of here. He should be out of here. And there's already a level of elevating that Luca can do when you just have like mid talent around him. And it sucks when you have somebody who's actively working against your franchise, which is what Grant Williams was doing. And now that. Yeah, but now that you replace that with somebody who's going to be a legitimate net positive.
they have they have a chance like to win a playoff series like for real i i wasn't necessarily
taking them as a serious threat to win in the first round um i do now and i would have i i do
i think i think having this stuff having having um p j and gafford that's that's massive because
this is something the clippers was the eight seed you can't fucking bust on and that's the thing
i don't think that they're going to be the eight seed anymore because because they have because they
made these moves. It's when you have, when you have Luca, this is something that they,
that they could have done, which is, hey, we just signed this guy in the offseason. We gave
him a lot of money. Let's wait and quote unquote be patient and see how all this plays out.
When you know good and well that Grant Williams isn't going to turn around and do exactly
what you need him to do, they were impatient. They didn't sit on their hands and they tried to
maximize once again the window that they have with Luca. I think that the Mavs are doing a great
job right now. And I'm, I'm very, very happy with the trade that they made today.
I agree. Same. From after the first game of the season on opening night, we recorded an
instant reactions episode where we gave purposeful overreactions for every single NBA team.
On that night, I said, the Mavs won the game against the Timberwolves night one.
And I came up here and I said, it was a win that you shouldn't feel good about a fair
Mavs fan. And they proceeded to win like six straight. So at first, I was like, ah, shit, maybe they're
going to be good. But you know, it corrected at the 8C now. The reason I said that,
I said was because at the four position, they're seriously lacking any type of athleticism,
just to their team. I said they need their own version of an Aaron Gordon to give them some kind
of athleticism. They have the least amount of rim volume in the league. They're up there with
the Warriors. They just do not get to the room at all from top to bottom of the roster, and they don't
defend the rim super well either. A very hard formula to win with at a high level, you've got to be
able to dominate the rim on both sides of the ball, and they're awful at it. And that's strictly
because at three and four they're starting
Derek Jones Jr. and Grant Williams
who give you nothing there. They needed
an Aaron Gordon type. And if I was drawing up
if I had to draw Aaron Gordon from memory
with my eyes closed on the whiteboard, I would draw
PJ Washington. Just like the great
value version. That's the exact
player they needed. Wow.
That's a crazy
comparison. I really think about that at all.
Yeah, I've never thought
about them in the same section. Yeah, I've never
compared them in my head. But it's obviously
now he's not the defender. He's worse than Aaron Gordon. I'm not
saying, like, that, you know,
nah, he's not Aaron Gordon.
I'm going to not to say that.
But, you know, a foreman who is a little bit mobile,
has some athleticism, can move around a little bit.
You know who that sounds like?
You know who that sounds like?
Paul Millsap.
P. Millier, your name lives on to this day.
I love it, man.
Wow.
That's wildly disrespectful to Paul Millsap.
Like, listen, this is the,
All-Star, bro.
Like, yeah.
Yeah, like this version of PJ Washington is,
Pete Washington, that's the greatest player in the world.
Like, there's a reason the Hornets weren't, like, dying to keep them around.
But in terms of fit and need from athletic four that can do some stuff with the ball in his hands,
give you some scoring presence and athleticism at the rim, I can't think of a more perfect
person that's actually available to fit into this lineup.
The Hornace is trying to keep them around because they're an unsurious, like, franchise.
You know, they, they, it seems like no matter who the owner is, they're going to do something
where you're like, eh, you probably shouldn't have done that, right?
You probably could have worked something out a little bit better.
And this is, this is once again something that they were doing.
But they're clearly sellers.
Rozier is gone.
PJ Washington is gone.
Gordon Hayward is gone as well.
Good for them, I guess.
But like, it sucks for Lamello because once again, he has absolutely nothing.
Or, I mean, him and Brandon Miller, but you cleaned house and you are starting from the bottom again.
So that sucks for them.
The only good thing that I could say about this for the, for the Charlotte Hornings,
like great job like you got the nbapa vice president in your locker room i hope he has like
gives great speeches and helps correct like a lot of nasty things that appear to be happening over
there but that organization is going to do that they're not their type of guy they still have
miles bridges in that roster which is like a little awkward but it's like yeah i don't i have no
hope for this organization bro but i guess grant williams is like a positive it's a good role model
citizen there.
Listen, we knew whenever they signed Peter Washington
and Restricted Free Agency this past summer.
They were signing him to trade him.
He was going to walk, and he was like the last
restricted free agent of the notable names to sign a contract
because they're waiting as long as they could to get him
for pennies and the dollars, squeeze as much money out of him as they could.
It was obviously they're going to trade him, and they got a first-on-pick for him.
And Grant Williams isn't a good contract right now because he's playing
like horse shit.
But we saw him last year to be better.
There's a reason when the math signed him, nobody was like, oh, gross.
they were like, okay, that's an interesting player
to be a defender next to your star players, whatever.
If he can find his game again
and play like we saw him play in his best
in the Celtics uniform,
he could prove to be a decent role player to have
as well as our first-arm pick you got.
I'd give this a solid B-plus for the Hornets.
Yeah.
It's the Hornets, bro.
Until they corrects the act is going on,
I didn't say I like them, but it's a solid move.
You got to get rid of him.
The logic tracks out.
Like, the logic makes sense.
But getting Grant Williams at this stage in time is not fantastic.
You know, but it's okay.
Yeah, I don't think he's going to be a pumpkin forever.
Well, we'll see.
Maybe he is.
Maybe he just cooked.
Who knows?
Listen, man, they needed some type of positive veteranship over there.
We saw the other day.
There was a viral clip going on on Twitter where, like, Brandon Miller.
Yeah.
How long has he been in the league?
Listen, 2019.
He got drafted in 2019, bro.
He's like 24, 25 or something like that.
feel like he's 28 but listen he gives out that energy he's gonna go ahead yell at folks for not
getting back on defense alongside brandon miller we saw like gordon heyward he was heading far as
fuck away from these boys not congratulating anybody not dapping up any hands not telling brandon miller
any like giving him any gems like he should as a vet because he knows because he knew he was
fucking out of there so i know grant will will do a lot of the things that don't fucking matter
on the court or off the court but man i'm happy i'm happy i'm happy i'm happy
that he has a new chance or whatever.
Speaking of Gordon Hayward,
let's move on to the next trade
we have the grade.
Gordon Hayward is now in the OKC Thunder.
And you know, all year we've said
the OKC Thunder
better make a motherfucking trade
because they are a great team
are fighting for the one seed
alongside the other three teams
in the four-way tie.
And the biggest thing everybody said
was they need another big man.
Ideally, a stretch five,
cough-cough Kelly Olinick.
We were at the point where like
if they don't get another center
to back up Chet,
they're going to have big problems
can playoff time.
They didn't do that.
But what they did do is they got a version of Josh Giddy who can actually shoot
and is four inches or two inches taller, whatever he is, and a lot better and defense actually
have the respect.
So they kind of fix one hole but ignore the other.
How do y'all feel?
I feel good.
It's kind of the same premise as the Mavericks where if you have somebody actively
working against your team, you have to get them out of there.
And so they weren't able to move Josh Giddy out, but you can replace him with Gordon
Hayward, which now you go from a negative.
to, at minimum, somebody who defenses have to respect, right,
whenever, whenever Shay and Jalen have the ball.
And he can create his own shot a little bit.
And like you said in the tweet, for 20 games,
I would not play this man until April.
You need to stay as fresh as possible for the playoffs.
But it's a good move for them.
They still have the issues up front.
It's a lot of pressure on Jet Homegren now
to be like the lone legitimate room protector that they have.
but this does fix a problem that they had they did have they have multiple problems and this fixes one
so it's a it's a good trade and it's a move in the right direction yeah and they traded no first
on picks either it was multiple second round picks tray man salary filler but tray man was the main thing in
this trade that's going back to charlotte which is a pretty good get for them honestly
they're gonna have to buy gordon heyward out and they got tray man yeah i was at first i scratched
my head a little bit but i realized that tray man's a very good player who seems like he just
needs to have an opportunity to ball out because he just needs a ball in his hands to
operate and he got phased out of the okayc rotation as time going on and jdub started being
jub and say was really him so it's a good trade it's a good package in return for them uh and as
for okay c like you got more veteranship if you want to call gordon here with that someone's been
through it at least and uh he's another option you don't have to rely on Isaiah Joe
coming in for 20 minutes, 25, 30 minutes every other night,
in turn for Josh Giddy.
And I think this helps me feel a lot better for them
whenever they enter the playoffs.
Yeah.
And correction, there's no second-arm picks in the deal either, I don't think.
I think it's just Trey Man, Bertons, and just like salary filler.
Yeah.
So, we're absolute W for the Thunder who are quickly reaching a point
where they're not going to be able to pay all these young players they have.
So Trey Man was going to be on another team regardless.
this. So it was either you just like wait and eventually let him walk in for your agency
or you get him in there for Gordon Hayward who can just immediately obviously be helpful to your
rotation. Honestly, I'm going to go A for both teams. I was going to go ahead and give them an A plus
because like all those on the trade that we wanted to see, but I'm like this is a good trade
regardless of the fact. Yeah. Yeah, I do A2. We're a lockstep on this. Yeah, I like it a lot
for the hornets too. It could be a nice backup point guard to fill the hole that James Book night never
came into. Yeah, James Bokey
I just got, oh my God,
tragic, tragic.
He's not dead. Okay, you're saying,
listen, listen, you're saying that
that too, before we started
recording there. Yeah,
Isaac got the notification that
that, uh, that
that, God, Lee, that James
Bougat was waived and he was
like, he's like, oh no, James
is dead. And I was like,
I was like, James Bougnike died?
Oh my God.
I was like so shocked.
And then he was like, no, bro.
Like, he just got cut.
It's okay.
Yeah, I meant more in like a rip bozo type of scenario, not like a, not like an actual rest in peace.
I thought he was deceased.
That is not.
Yeah, good trade all around.
I'm still perplexed that OKC doesn't think they need a backup big.
And I mean, part of it, it really only comes down to playing the nuggets, honestly.
And I guess the Timberwolves.
But there's a lot of advantages they have to the way they play small.
and like there's the strengths come with weaknesses you know so
I guess I understand why they want to stay true to that
and they didn't see a deal out there that they don't really see themselves
playing a traditional big like Andre Drummond or whatever
but it's just weird that like you know they have all these picks
Kelly Olinic went for a first round pick they didn't think they wanted him
like we didn't hear the link at all everybody was like please do it
there was never a report you could have thrown two and still had 34
first round picks then like that's what I have it that's that right there
is why I think they probably didn't do it because everyone knows
knows that them and the Utah Jads are breaded the fuck up.
And people are just trying to like price gouge them.
And that might actually be a thing.
But at the same time, I guess same price is just like, nah, let's just let it ride.
But you can't, you can't make all those picks.
Yeah.
Even if you cut it down, they have 36 draft picks.
Even if you cut it down by two thirds, you have 12 draft picks.
You can't make all those picks.
Like, they have to go eventually.
So when you have a team right now that's fighting for the one seat in the West and you have a first year or yeah, you have a rookie essentially and Chet Holmgren, back him up, give him a little bit of help on the front line.
Like you, it's getting to a point where it's just hoarding and I want to know where they're going to, what's going to be the line for them for them to say, okay, we are actually going to use these first round pigs.
I can tell you when it's going to happen.
Exactly.
And I can tell you what's going to happen.
You're 36.
You're 36 draft picks.
You're flexible as anybody in the league.
Well,
first of all,
but a lot of those are second round picks.
They're not going to fucking make them.
They're going to sell them.
Or what they're honestly going to do
most often is just condense them.
They're going to trade multiple
to move up a couple pieces
to get the player they want.
Like this year they have,
I think,
three in the first round of the 2024 draft.
They're going to trade a team three
for one to move up type shit.
So they're just going to like,
continue to do that and have a better pick
where every year,
something comes around where there's a role player that can be useful to them, if next year they
realize they have to trade Josh Giddy and there's a whoever available, they'll always have
picks to make moves like that. I think they're just to maintain flexibility until they actually need
it. Three first round picks is insane this year. Yeah, exactly. So they have a total of 21 second round
picks over the last second round picks over the last, over the next like seven years and 14
first round picks over the next seven years as well. And so it's just going to be a continuous
this annoying back-in thing that Sam Presi is going to have to knock out and try to nail it
every single time. But at the same time, like, there's not a lot of pressure to do it. It's just
annoying as hell. Imagine if you're like the bucks had like 65 second round picks to trade
all the time. So every year they could trade five for their new version of Jay Crowder.
Look, it has always had the options at their disposal. Like, it's a very great luxury to have
as the players on the team start to get more expensive and you start to need stuff like that.
I guess he doesn't want to shoot his load too early.
shoot a little bit of the load
shave a little bit off
Yeah
You're going to be okay
Sam Presti
You can spend
You can spend a couple first round
Fuck all that Sam Presti
I'm just like you
Be stingy
You don't know when your ready days
Are gonna come
I agree
This is a
Alright let's talk about the next trade
I mentioned Kelly Olinick
He is now a member of the Toronto Raptors
Who
Inexplicably for the second trade deadline in a row
traded a first round pick in the
2024 NBA draft
for a white center
on an expiring contract
who they'll have to pay
isn't that
what are they cooking?
Last year they did it for Yacopold
because they were refusing
to rebuild and were trying to compete
so let's go get this high level center
and be our starter
here's our first round pick for next year
this year they started to rebuild
they already traded Pascal
and OG An Anobi
and yet they traded another
24 first round pick for a guy
who the only reason I don't think
this is an absolutely insane move, is they got Oce Abaji in this deal, and Kelly Olinic fits
alongside Scotty Barnes as a spacing five. So I guess I understand it, as well as they already have
other 24-24 first-on picks, so maybe they don't even make all those picks. But it's still just
kind of weird to be a buyer, isn't it? Always. They, they want, outside of the Kauai trade,
what is my side doing, right? Like, what is your, what's your plan? Are you trying to rebuild? Are you
trying to just stay in the middle are you trying to do a little bit of both which is probably
what it looks like from aside like he wants to rebuild but he doesn't want to be one of the
five worst teams in the league you don't want to get to you know Detroit Piston land but
giving up assets in this stage of the rebuild seems like a bad yeah just in principle it's
weird right yeah right now I find that every single move as of late that masai jiri does
Raptors fans have to find themselves talking to other NBA fans into a trade.
And the more you yap about something, the longer you have to be like, oh, no, like this
makes sense because this draft weekend, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like you're digging yourself into a deeper hole and to realize and you have to realize, like,
man, maybe this doesn't make that much sense because everyone's shaking, scratching their
head to give up some, to give up a first round pick for killing the next, like, okay,
and I know what's about just like, okay, like I understand a good player, but the state of your team
doesn't make sense.
And this trade only makes sense
if you genuinely believe
Oce Abachi could be like
a real long-term piece
alongside those guys.
I guess, you know, I'll...
Sorry to cut you off.
I'll go to C-plus.
I don't think it...
I guess it's not that crazy
because, for one,
you need to fill players
around your core players
that can help them succeed.
A stretch five is vital
next to Scotty Barnes, I think.
It'll help a lot.
Kelly Linick gives them that.
It's weird because it's a restrictive free agent,
not restricted free agent,
because he's an expiring contract.
and they got a pay in the summer, so that's a little strange.
Like, are they going to give Kelly Linnock a multi-year deal?
If not, it's weird, why did you trade for him?
But they have multiple 2024 first-round picks.
Masai has already made it very fucking clear.
He thinks his draft class is a weak as shit.
That's why he traded last year's first-round pick.
So he's standing on that.
He's going to continue to think that, apparently.
And I guess you could argue that if you already think that,
maybe you could say that O'Shea is a more intriguing player
than whoever they'd pick at, like, 24 with that pick.
I think that alone makes it justifiable.
Yeah.
That's fine.
But you have to talk yourself into it still.
Off of principle, I can't do this.
I can't give you a first round pick when I'm selling.
When I just traded away a franchise player, two of them, right?
Like, think about everything that we've heard from Masayu Jiri and the Raptors over the past couple years.
And think about the inflated trade.
value that they had for OG and think about the the trade value that they had for Pascal and then
the overall return that they get back for them and now once again you go out and give up assets it's a
weird mixture of what they value what they don't what they're willing to give out what they're not
willing to give out and I don't I just don't understand it I want to talk to him aside I want him to
make a little bit of sense like you know Dave he picked quickly over a pack that has more picks
because he prefers getting players that he believes in over a crap shoot of
a draft in a year where he clearly thinks he's weak same type of thing right he likes ocha he thinks he's
he's prioritizing like it's not like they did it for nobody right like that's a young player
that has a lot of potential like you're adding him to the core in theory getting that type of
player is exactly what you want from a team that's rebuilding i can only take you so far yeah
i sit here and think to myself like okay you unload a first round pick and then you go ahead
and decide to trade away dennis stroeder you tell him you couldn't like pair a first round
pick along with Dennis shorter to getting even better young player who's proven a little bit
more than some like, Oceabachi, you couldn't trade for something like fucking, I don't know,
Kelly Olinaker, not Kelly like my bad, Colin Sexton or something like that, because he'll be
worth a first round pick when it comes to those types of things. So it's like, I don't know,
I can't, I can understand the logic, but you have to, the longer you talk about it and talk
yourself into it is just like, ah, man, I don't know, it just doesn't sit around with me. I want
to give this a C. Okay.
I'm going to see what are you giving it I'm going to see okay what about from the jazz
perspective uh probably about like what yeah like like like a B plus one once again
you put another another traffic into your what do you what into your bag I have no idea
what to what to call your basket yeah yeah whatever whatever whatever you have you have more of
now and that's exactly what's that's that's exactly where you want to be who's phone is that
It's not me.
It's not me either.
That's hilarious.
I get no notification.
No notion.
No motion.
Yeah.
Masaii has a, he has a tendency.
If there are any Africans out there across the association, just know that Maasai has his eyes on you.
And that's why I might be entering the 2024 NBA job myself.
Second round, me, Maasai.
One of the deals are interesting.
Oh, the Milwaukee Bucks got Patrick Beverly.
any change
for campaign
in a second round
pick
did you guys
here?
Cool.
Did you guys
hear how this
trade was announced
though?
Yeah,
tells
this man
Patrick Beverly
himself
for the first
time in NBA
history
announced his
own trade
on his own
platform.
Things are changing
but he didn't
give no details
and was just like
Patrick Beverly
will be heading
to the Milwaukee
bucks
is like damn
what the fuck
happened
let me do that
for the Twitter account
of his podcast
at Pat BevPod
let us know
five minutes before rose did he had the inside scoop yeah does this move you for the bucks
move a little bit it like it like pushes right i'm not i'm not taking five steps forward but if
some it nudges me that that's what it does it nudges me because like you said they need um
they need a point of attack defender and there's one thing pat beth is going to do he's he's going
to defend and he's going to try to defend and so i think that this
This is, it's very helpful for them.
I'm curious to see what,
wait,
what do you mean trying to defend Donovan?
I thought you said like Patrick,
you said like Patrick Bradley sat on a podcast is like,
whenever I'm guarding you feels like yonis is guarding you.
That means they must have two yonis.
That's what he said.
Listen,
that's what he said.
But he also has,
and a lot of,
listen,
to be fair,
a lot of guys who have the defender label are kind of like this,
but there are moments where like Pabbeb be tricking you.
Right?
He'd just be running around,
tricking people.
And so there's there's moments like that that I feel like whenever I'm watching
Pat Bev I wonder how that's going to work in the in the playoffs also for somebody
who's not a reliable shooter like you kind of trade out you know campaign who was
who's going to be that and you swap that for defense so it's a good move because it feels a
very very like dire need that they have but now it puts a lot more pressure on the
guys that you already have in the building to knock down shots.
Yeah yeah that's cool.
I'll give it a B. It's an exact type of player
they need. We'll see how much
Pat Beb has in the tank for them, how much you can give them in a playoff
setting. But, you know, like I said, it's
exactly what they needed. I really would say
what I traded for Chris Dunn and said, because I think he's a
better player at this stage, obviously younger, too,
and I think he's also more expensive probably.
Yeah. Yeah, that's another thing. They may
have to give up like
a quarter of their fucking stakes of their
organization to be able to pull something like that off.
It's not that deep, but you know what I mean. For Chris
Desch is just Chris Dunn.
Chris Dunn is nice, man.
25% of the organization for Chris Deng?
That's wild.
Hey, just Danny ain't.
They don't know much else off the trade.
Exactly.
Let's go to the next trade, sticking with the 76ers.
Buddy Hilled has finally been traded.
After years of Buddy Hill rumors,
we swore he was going to be a Laker,
we swore he was going to be a Mab.
We swore he was going to be so-and-so.
Everywhere but the Pacers, it seemed like.
And he's finally traded to the Philadelphia 76ers.
And that deal included
Marcus Morris, Furcon, Quirkman.
Maw's 2024 second round pick and 2029 second round pick as well as a 2029 second round pick from
the clippers going to the Pacers are you moved for either team this is a great trade man
furcon quirkman's he recursed a trade back in like 2018 he finally got his wishes given to
him six years later he got waived right after exactly and he got waves congratulations buddy
that's so tough but uh this is a good trade for the philadelphia for the 76ers um
trade for the suits is because they get another
four spacers, but he'll can give you
a solid 12 points
for game, so it's like...
What does he laughing at?
Just call it corgma, just be like,
good job, buddy, you got you just so
wave. Enjoy it, pal.
Enjoy it. It's so funny, bro. We've seen these NBA
players get themselves fired, bro.
It's like, damn.
Fires a crazy way to put it. It's so funny.
It's what it basically is.
It literally is.
is. It's tough.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Buddy Hill's not very good. The idea, Buddy Heald is awesome.
Kind of sucks. Every team that has him is constantly putting him on the trade deadline,
on the trade block. Can't defend worth a lick. Obviously, he can get very hot and maybe
swing some playoff games, which could be cool for them. The shooting can be very maximized next
to two stars. It's the best team situation he's been in yet. You know, he's riding away on those
shitty king teams before they turned it around. The Pacers aren't like, you know,
a premier organization right now. Obviously, Tyrese is a great creator, but you know, like he hasn't
been on a great, great team, like theoretically he can be next to Joel Embed and Tyrese
Maxie. Maybe they can get the best out of him, but he's honestly not particularly helpful.
If anyone can, it'll probably be Nick Nurse. So it's a good trade. I can see, I can see
it paying out on dividends in the future possibly. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not, I'm not a huge fan.
For a lot of the reason that Isaac said, I just, I, I can see it already. We're going to be in game
three of the first round. And Buddy Heald's going to get lit up.
Like they're putting him in every single action.
He's, I see a scenario where, like, down the stretch,
if he's not hitting shots like Buddy Heald, he might be unplayable.
Oh, I guarantee he will be unplayable in playoff series or sometime.
He's been unplayable in playoffs series before.
Exactly.
That's nothing new for, actually, have he made the playoffs?
He's never made the playoffs in his NBA career,
but in important games in general, you're right, unplayable.
Yeah, like, he's been unplayable in stretches of the season for a while.
He's fallen out of the rotation.
Yeah, after, I don't know who I thought it was being in the playoffs, but no.
And if they play the Boston Celtics and he has Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum going at his
fucking throw every place singling him out and picking rolls, eviscerated.
I'm sorry, buddy.
Not that's not that match up for you.
Straight food.
Straight food.
And that's why I don't love it because any trade that you make that the Sixers make right now,
you're clearly making for the playoffs because that's whenever Joe L is going to be healthy.
And to get a guy that probably isn't going to play massive minutes for you, it's not the,
most ideal situation so I don't love it as much as you know as you do Mo or
or maybe any other person so I would probably give it like a C minus D plus he got it
they got them for cheap they got them for cheap which is great they didn't give up a first
or anything crazy like that just three seconds practically is a good deal for for me but
you know as time goes on we will see teams run whoever offense on buddy healed meaning
whoever if body heels guarding you
you know what I'm saying it's your time to go ahead and get a bucket
but I think I'd give this to be
because it's like if he can hit two three
important threes during a playoff series
like that's what he should be at
two three is in a playoff series
that's the fucking bar for him Jesus Christ
yeah buddy they're down bad
okay so
we're running out of
notable trades we're not going to talk about
Doug McDermick going to the pay series I don't care about that
why not another I go to hell
Hell, another interesting one is Royce O'Neill and David Roddy are on the Phoenix Suns now
in exchange for pick swaps.
Royce O'Neill moves me a little bit for the Suns.
This is the exact type of trade that the Phoenix Suns needed to make.
They got a whole bunch of players who are like who you would have an idea of like 3&D, 3&D,
give me the nitty, gritty stuff, but Royce O'Neill is the actual nitty, greedy NBA player
that a lot of NBA teams could use, specifically the Phoenix Suns and need that type of guy
more than anyone so it was a great trade they scrapped together whatever assets that they could
got rid of a boatload of just man like 68 overall NBA role players for someone like
roosterner who moves certain needles which in this is a W in my opinion this is like a I might give
this a beat yeah any any any move that that Phoenix has made since trading for Bradley Biel
I've always looked at it I'd be like you guys did a great job because considering what you had
and you were still able to get this this asset this is a good job now as we've seen
sometimes that's always worked out they shipped some guys out today but hey again
getting Ross O'Neill like y'all said it's a it's a good move I like this yeah and
David Roddy's not good at anything right now but you know he's young he's athletic
maybe he'll be maybe he'll be better with stars flanking him in a better team scenario
maybe that maybe that'll help him like they can they can I do the reclamation process
so like simple and matter of fact about like yeah he's not good but it's okay
like it's hilarious and like he can get there he's young he listen he with nothing else
he will drive the basketball he is super aggressive with a ball in his hands shooting hasn't
quite come around defensively his hit or miss but you know he's in team construction that
is better than what he had before playing around three stars maybe they can get something out of him
i say he's not a super shiny piece here now but that's why he was still available
so maybe they can, you know, a team like them,
they have to try to find things around the edges.
Remember the Lakers turn a Lonnie Walker
into a solid role player.
They got to do stuff like that.
So Dave Roddy isn't the worst swing in the world.
Yeah.
It's a nice potential.
Yeah, I'll take this guy.
He seems like an NBA player.
Yeah, like, why not?
Let's see, nothing to lose.
He is.
No, no, he is.
He's an NBA player.
He got that.
Of course.
Yeah, he's certainly an NBA player.
That much I can say.
Just trying to think of it.
Before we move on,
is there any other trades that we want to
talk about because I just want to take the pain straight to the face of an Atlanta
Hawks fan and talk about all the other teams that didn't make a move thank God let's
talk about a couple that happened a day before Monty Morris got sent to the Minnesota
Timberwolves you know we talked about them being to guard for a long time I thought
maybe be some of you a little bit more scoring oriented but you know they got a backup
point guard which is a glaring need for them since basically their backup point guard
is Kyle Anderson who is having an awful offensive season good for them yeah I
actually called this trade out good not trade out happening but I was like they should
probably do this on I think a BR stream
but yeah it's a solid it's cool like Monti Morris helps organize organize their offense and
shit like nice job this is a solid B yeah no it was just a quintessential backup point
guard right we know Monty Morris can run an offense be a good enough passer not like
gonna allow you with anything off passing wise or scoring wise but gonna be like immensely
competent and keep your offensive flow very serviceable since they couldn't get
Tyos Jones yeah
Thanks. Thanks. What's next?
Okay, before, okay, we're going to talk about the teams that didn't do shit at the deadline, and we're going to be in despair, like Don McMosa, the Atlanta Hawks.
But before we get to that, we should talk about the trades that happened weeks ago that we saved the grading for for this episode.
And that's specifically a Terry Rozier trade and the Pascal Seaccom trade.
We've seen a little bit of how those trades have played out so we can make a little bit more of, like, educated grades.
Let's do that real quick. What are y'all going to grade the Pascal Seaccom trade?
it's an a in my opinion i think getting any time that you are a small market team and you are
able to payers yeah yeah yeah and a a for the pacers anytime that you're a small market team
and you are able to get talent in the building when you already have a franchise piece right
that is a that's a that's a that's a very very big plus and so they did that for tyrese
and now you have a all-star duo to build your team around i i i like it
it a lot. Yeah. And no, Tyrese has been hurt, so we haven't got to see a lot of it yet, but
no reason to be down on it. Yeah, exactly. He's the exact type of player that you need alongside
Tyrese, someone who has a bag, can relieve pressure and stress from Tyrese Halliborne, and can
also run offense on his complete own with nobody's help, won't be waiting on the corners
to be productive. This is a great trade. And also, he's a good defender, too, and obviously
that's what Indiana needs at this point in time. So.
Yeah, and their most recent game, they played the Houston Rockets.
Seacom had 29, 4-on-4, 11 for 16 from the field.
Very good game.
And that was the first game we saw Tyrese Halper and playing more than 20 games in a while.
So that was like the first real glimpse at them with some time together to finally like really mesh.
And it went well.
They beat a team that has a very good defense, hung 1203 points on their head.
Good for them.
I'll give a day as well.
Good job.
Good job.
We're off the Raptor side.
What are you graded for them?
This is a fucking, I want to say C for the Raptors because they could have gone so much.
more again, Masayu Jiri,
why do you keep on doing this?
I don't know.
They got three first-on-vix, though.
It could have been fucking four, bro.
They could have gone to Dejante Murray-type hall,
Rudy Gaubert type hall.
But, again, three first-on-picks.
Can't be too mad at it.
He did what he didn't be done.
That's pretty good.
This is a B.
That's where I was going to go.
I was going to go B as well.
Yeah.
Necessary move, how to rip the band it off.
I don't think they did a bad job.
Like you said, they waited too long.
But they did the best of what they could.
an expiring deal getting you three first-arm picks
is honestly in a vacuum
pretty fucking fantastic
the problem is he didn't have to be an expiring deal
that could have traded in last year
but what are you going to do?
Oh well
tragic
Oh well
Have you felt about the tier?
Actually, what do we got to talk about
Terry right here?
Fuck that shit.
Let's talk about these teams in despair
that didn't make any moves
but let's start with your Atlanta Hawks
because these motherfuckers didn't do a damn thing
they're sticking with a Jeanette Murray and Trey Young
sticking with Clickapela and Echek-Ongu
sticking with Sadeek-Bay
sticking with DeAndre Hunter
sticking with Quincy
Snyder, everybody. How are you feeling? I have known that Atlanta's known for like scaming
people. Everybody. Scams going on in colleges. Folks out here like there's these group of people
called the ATL water boys scammers. Scammers everywhere. You don't know what they look like.
And some scammers reside in that goddamn front office is what I see. Even our team. They've
scammed us as well, bro. We went on this little four game winning streak, bro. They beat
the Warriors, the Phoenix Suns, the Lakers, and some other team I can't remember, bro.
And everyone's like, okay, like me, yeah, yeah.
Everyone's like, okay, like, we're over here cooking something.
We're not.
Don't let this let this little one fool you.
We've also seen this a few times around other teams in the league or whatever, but
when I take my emotions out of it, I can understand why we didn't make a move.
Simply because, like, what the fuck is the rush?
We have one of the most valuable.
contract in the NBA and DeJante Murray simply because like we all know he
provides a lot of value on the court. Do we know how that value is going to fit on
winning basketball? Not 100% sure. But for what he does and also the price tag attached
to it, it's fucking nice and it can move. I can help structure a team. So I understand not
not rushing to go ahead and make that move. That's cool with me. We can wait until the
obscene and go ahead and get that shit over with it. It's just painful for me to watch.
Well, Kempel though, I think we probably should have moved off of him to go ahead and
give jalen johnson a better complimentary piece so we can continue to grow and develop and that's
move around like okay we probably should have done this and given on yoke of the keys instead of being
in this like weird middle gray area where like unyka's still nice but clincapella is like very
serviceless as well which i can understand yeah they uh all the reports were saying you know
de jontemore was linked to lakers for weeks it seemed like a foregone conclusion fell apart in the last
couple weeks since the heavy rumors were really taken off, partially because Delo started playing
fantastic and the Lakers are getting a little cold feet, partially because D'Angelo, I mean,
Jonte Murray himself, hit two game winning shots and, like, fooled the hawks and they're thinking,
like, hold on, maybe we've got to keep this team together. And all the reports were saying they needed
Austin Reese from the Lakers or Herb Jones from the Pelicans. They weren't getting rid of
Johntie Murray for anything less than a premium package in which they felt was equal value
to a low-level All-Star in which they paid for. That wasn't on the table. So I guess it's
better to make no trade than a bad trade but you can't be encouraged right yeah exactly i agree like
the whole herb jones thing going on that would have been a match made in heaven in terms of like what a
back court partner for trey young of that level should look like picture perfect absolute dog on
defense and can help correct a lot of the terrible things and vibes that are going on on court um but
it didn't happen for obvious reasons teams are asking for too much and i when the market
resets as usual during the summer, I think that's when I deal will get, we'll get
happen.
And I will be much more comfortable doing that than like us fucking trading for Dyson
Daniels and some random ass, uh, big ass contact.
Dyson Daniels.
Yeah.
Like, I'm happy we kept them.
I'm, I'm happy we kept them.
How do you feel by Donovan?
I, I actually don't think that this was a bad thing.
And I actually kind of want to applaud the Atlanta Hawks because I, I,
Obviously, we know that this core is cooked.
That's a fact, right?
But every time that we've talked about trade packages for Atlanta for Dejante, right, we keep asking Mo, how would you feel if it was this, this and this?
How would you feel if it was this, this and this?
And giving him all these, like, reported packages that were coming their way.
And every time, Mo's like, don't call my phone.
Like, you're trying to scan it.
And so I just don't feel like there was a legitimate deal for the Hawks to be made.
And so the only thing worse than not making a deal is you making a bad deal.
Now everybody's laughing at you.
And we look at you the same way that we look at Masayu Jiri.
We're like, oh, what are you cooking?
What are you doing?
You actively set your, you sold for pennies on the dollar for your top assets.
Like, what Mose said is right, just this team isn't going to anywhere, right?
It's going to stay together.
Wait until the draft because you can make moves on that night.
Wait until the summer until everything resets.
And when you're not in a rush, and then you can.
can properly start your rebuild. I don't think that they did the wrong thing today. And I,
I applaud them for not freaking out and just, you know, giving the Lakers whatever they wanted.
I applaud them for not selling on DeJante Murray for a low package or doing any of that type of
stuff. So I kind of like, obviously, I want them to blow up the core because it needs to be
blown up. But as for today and today's actions, it's not a bad thing at all. I agree. Yeah. 100%
online that of all the teams that stood pat and didn't do shit when we expect them to this is the
team that's most understandable yeah yeah i 100% agree yeah now the team now the team that needed
to blow it up we've been saying to blow it up should have blown it up the Chicago Bulls once
again just have us like why are you guys the way that you are what are you what are you waiting
for you are not going to win anything trade something please i have never seen
Okay, okay, I'm going to say this and I don't mean it hyperbologically. Literally, never seen a more
unserious organization in professional sports. Not saying I haven't seen worse teams, not saying I haven't
seen more dysfunctional teams, more embarrassing teams. I've seen more of all that. But uns seriousness,
they take the motherfucking cake. What are they doing? What is their goal? Their goal is to be mid.
They built a good team in 2021 by making a variety of moves to be competitive. And they're just
holding on to that and praying they can get Lonzo ball back eventually.
and reclaim the glory they had December
2021. And it's just
the only word is unsurious. It's ridiculous.
It's not living in reality.
Yeah, nah, man.
Like, they're committed to the mid.
And honestly, I'm impressed
because there's not a lot of teams.
Yeah, exactly, bro.
Like, you have to respect it.
At least as an outside fan,
look at trying to look at.
I will not respect this.
I would not do shit.
I will respect it, bro,
because it's hard as fuck to do.
And now you're causing some of your
loyal fans like fucking candy he said that curse word during his video that he recorded today bro and
you don't see that often bro it's like oh my god like you guys must have done something really
really bad and they just sat on their hands and it's just like hilarious because they could have
gone an absurd amount they could have gone to haul for the type of player that alce crusoe is
they could have gone um potential nasty first round pick 400 germ but still first or a couple
seconds it's it's impressive honestly it's impressive they need to be studied
need to study their front their GM's brain to see how it functions because it's like
rare specimen how to terrorize a fan base he's making the fucking how to terrorize a fan base for
dummies making the big yellow book the most you said alks for russo like they should definitely
say hi and else russo but the most indefensible one to me is why the fuck is demar de rose and
still a bull he's expiring contract are they an extend them are they just to keep him around
as a bull's lifer until he's 40 like yes what are they doing yes yes we've seen
this we've seen this right they just get and obviously listen like vooch's contract it's a solid
contract it's okay but they re-upped on vuch this offseason they clearly they could have traded
Zach Levine in the off season they could have traded him before he got hurt and before he elected
to go under season ending of foot surgery but they have a plan to just keep like you said
they are hoping for an absolute Disney channel miracle that Lanzo that Lanzo
ball is going to come back after three years and not being able to walk or run or do
anything and he's going to step onto the court and be the exact same player if not better than what
he was when they were the one seed for six weeks four years ago and that's just not going to happen
everybody's three four years older and they're holding on onto that hope i i am certain
that they are going to resign demartarosen and that he's going to be and that he's going to be and that
he's going to be a Chicago Bowl and we're going to run this back with the big three of
Kobe White, DeMarter Rozen, and Vutchevich next year. And that's going to be it. Yeah, I'm
certain too, because they can't let him walk for nothing. If they don't walk for nothing this
summer, I mean, listen, they offered an extension earlier in the year. He said no, they didn't
have money. It's embarrassing. Are they just going to be like, all right, we'll give you what you
want? Because if they don't, and he walks for nothing, you are pathetic. You are moronic. You are
sad. You are pitiful. You are everything I could think of. They're back in the corner.
like it's honestly a lose lose situation for a bulls fan like i can't even tell you like with the hawks
i'm like okay well the rebuild's coming they just have to be smart and wait for a better opportunity
to make these moves no there's no type of any type of silver lining here you're just fucked if
you're a bulls fan i'm sorry what are they where are they're in the standings right now probably
they're not ones they're right they're in the they're in the nine seat 24 and 27
golly five and five in their last 10 honestly they're always they're always five
five in the last. Exactly. He's straight in me. Yeah. In the back of my head, I feel like
they didn't really have any enticing offers for someone like DeMarrozen because he is
quite literally the hardest star level player to insert in your offense in the starting
line because that's what he deserves to be. And there's just, that's just the type of player
that he is, is just isn't enticing, hasn't been enticing over the last few years of his career,
really the entirety of his career. And they're just like stuck in.
This is what happens when you commit yourself to a player whose play style hasn't been
favored to the type of basketballs been playing over the last few years.
And also, like, man, it's just tough to also, like, have Lutchevich committed to this deal
earlier in the season.
It's, I feel, I feel for bothsies, man.
I saw Kenny say, he made a video ranting.
And he was like, DeMarter Rosen thinks he's motherfucking Superman because he had two game
winners three years ago.
And that's so true.
Like that stretch has just like cemented DeMarter Rosen in Bull's history and like they just can't move off him because of what he did for them in that one two-month stretch and they're suffering because of it.
You know he's getting his jersey retired, right?
Oh God.
What happens to the game?
They love him.
Listen, if they bring DeMartarosen back, why wouldn't they?
They clearly love, they clearly have a level of affinity for DeMard de Rosen.
They should just go ahead and do it.
That happens.
I'm going to go to the.
It really, I'm getting fired.
I think that's, that's honestly.
the most interesting thing. You are going to have this mid-core. We already know that, right? Like,
that's said in stone. Is Billy Donovan going to be the coach of this team next year? Yes or no.
Why fire Billy Donovan? Why would he? What did he do? I'm just asking him. I'm just asking him.
I'm just asking him the worst roster ever. What is he supposed to do other than give you the mid you're
asking for? If you want to present to the fans that you are trying and that you are doing anything,
but you don't want to mess with the roster, the coach is the easiest thing to change. Yes and no,
one word. Is Billy Donovan going to coach this team next year? This honestly, I'm
might be,
no, he's going to quit.
This honestly might be the worst, like, NBA head coaching job that anyone could have
because you have no direction.
You're not trying to develop.
You have no excuses to really lose.
But at the same time, you have no, nothing to help you win at all.
And your front office is just running around circles and fascinating with how much money
they're making when it comes to attendance.
Because I'd push back on that.
I'd push back on that and say it's one of the best because the job security in this market.
crazy that's crazy have you seen interest rates on new homes you got to move to a new city and
buying your house so he's he's in chicago for some years have you seen what coaches are getting
fired for now he didn't get in 2020 he got a good interest rate he's gonna keep that yeah
yeah that's great yeah it's just sad like I don't know there's no silver lining I
every time we talk about teams that make mistakes I try to find like a reason to justify and like
think about their perspective I'm like can't do okay imsided because of this if we're giving
the benefit for the doubt I feel no
desire to give this guy the benefit of the doubt in any way.
Isaac, speaking of being sad, I'm getting tired of talking about the Bulls.
Let's get a little bit less sad.
How do you feel about the Los Angeles Lakers also not making any moves and just being
committed to the Russians they have?
Do you feel scammed?
I feel like it's time to accept that the Russell Westbrook trade completely shut the
LeBron James title window closed.
And that last year we saw them get the most of what they could after trading him.
And they made a conference finals run
by just completely maximizing the talent at hand,
completely maximizing what they had from LeBron and AD
in that run, getting the true best case scenario
and getting to the point where they clearly
were outmatched talent-wise.
That was, like I said, the best case scenario,
and we saw that now we're seeing a median case scenario
where the team is not that talented.
They don't have a lot of options at their disposal.
People were saying they need to make moves at the deadline
because you can't waste a year of LeBron and AD healthy.
And I agree.
On the surface, that is gross, that's to do nothing.
It's, you're giving up on it, LeBron, essentially.
But then again, there's no moves to make
because you don't have a lot of enticing assets.
Nobody wants your players.
You have one or two first-on picks you can move.
I forget exactly the amount of protections and swaps they have,
but not much of your disposal to make a splash.
The Hawks aren't giving up to Jante
for anything less than Austin Reeves.
He's not worth that.
Zach Levine's hurt.
There's no other big move out there that could be made.
So it's like we said with the other teams.
you're better off making no move instead of a bad move
and just hoping that this summer,
when you have more first-on-picks available,
something can come up.
But I'm just at the realization
that there's no light at the end of this tunnel.
Damn.
You love to see it.
I mean, listen, as I had that haters,
you love to see it, right?
This is exactly what I've been waiting for.
I've been praying for these days
when the Lakers are just so down bad.
This is fantastic.
No, but I mean, Isaac's right, though.
He's right.
it's better they've they've already made the wrong move before and we saw how that played out
getting russell westbrook and if they and if the lakers not even a year removed from that
from the ending of that situation decided hey let's do that again like that was fun right
that would also be very very like it's just mismanagement now you go into this offseason
and i think that the fact that lebron has his player option
you need to be as flexible as possible so that you can withstand any outcome.
If LeBron decides to stay, hey, cool, we have some assets right now.
We have another year that just opened up.
We have more draft picks to trade this offseason to go help you out.
If LeBron says, you know what, the last two years have been too rough.
I don't really feel like being here.
I'm going to dip.
Okay, cool.
Now we still have our draft picks moving forward.
I think they're in a, obviously not in a good position because they suck.
but but like long-term planning
and being able to be as flexible as you can
given the circumstances
they're in a decent spot
and they're in an okay
where they can kind of control their future
so it's not terrible spot
regardless so it's a good thing
they didn't dig themselves in a deeper hole
exactly exactly
there was no saving the team at the deadline
no matter what you want to do
you can either
so the weird thing is this is essentially
giving up on the season
because you know this team isn't going to be good enough
they can do mental gymnastics and be like
I saw a tweet where
Rob Polinka is going to be like
you know we view gay Vincent as our real
trade deadline edition
and that's exactly how he's gonna fucking spin it
is like we have changes coming
and players are bringing it back in to make us better
and they can do all this shit.
Rob Polinka loves spinning shit like that
he always has a sound bite for us
it's honestly hilarious
but either way
you're giving up on this team essentially
by not making a move
because any movie did make
would make this seem marginally better
and wouldn't be good enough
to sacrifice
making a bigger move down the line where I could potentially have a more fruitful outcome.
So it's sad, but you got to just, you're basically going in the towel and just praying
LeBron Nadee, you can pull some shit out their ass and get that best case scenario again where we see
the making conference finals run before they get horribly outmatched by the clippers that are the
Nuggets.
You better hope Ruiz knocking down threes.
That's 54% clip again.
Great.
Exactly.
Good God, man.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
And I just love the way Rob spend it or, yeah, I love the way Rob spend it.
I saw someone on Twitter get their support out there or whatever saying like the Lakers are hoping to make a move with those three first round picks being able to be moved and like that's just like a good way to try to manipulate guys like LeBron and AD on the roster to think like yeah like don't worry about it we got you guys that way like the second if LeBron does leave they'll be okay regards because of those picks and this is just a good way to just like try to keep the guys happy for now.
There is a rumor that they want Donovan Mitchell
These idiots think they're getting
Donovan Mitchell with three first round picks
And DeAngelo Russell
Meanwhile all these of the teams have a thousand picks to trade
The Nets are going to throw them 64 picks
They're just moronic bro
It's just like living outside of reality
And to me that sounds like an excuse
To say that
But really like Donovan said
You're planning for a post-lebron future
You're seeing the writing on the wall
And you're not going all in
Because we don't know what his temperature
is going to be this off season
So you can say
I'm waiting for the next star
when really I'm waiting to see what LeBron does.
How ironic, though.
How ironic?
Because the entire offseason, after you sign Rui, after you signed Dilo, the talk always
was we signed these guys to trade them.
And they have the most tradable contracts in the league.
Everybody, from the moment Dilo got signed, that was the only thing anybody has said.
And then they just weren't moved.
I think we made that assumption that that's why they got signed.
but everything Rob Polinkas had preached was continuity
and wanted to run back that group and believing in them.
So, yeah, I'm, listen, that's what he said last year, right?
That when he tried to run it back with Russ
and then you saw what happened at the deadline
when the team was in the playing or out of the plan
and the team sucked.
And now we're in the same situation where, yeah,
you want to preach continuity in the offseason.
Everybody in the off season has hope, right?
On July 1st or, you know, after the draft,
everybody's very hopeful for what the new season.
can bring you play three or four months and you're out of the playing and you're like dang
this kind of sucks we can't like why would i want to preach continuity with this and so you might
want to trade those guys but he didn't so it's just it's just funny to see them in this scenario
but yeah yeah they just went they just went on lebron and it was reported that uh jovan buha
who reports for the lakers the athletic reported that some of these teams that made these moves
trading players like multiple second round picks like Royce O'Neill
we're definitely doing a Lakers tax
and I'm trying to upcharge them as we've seen
throughout the course of history nobody wants to deal with Lakers
nobody wants to make them better
that's probably real but I mean
even if they could have got Royston Nile for two second round picks
whatever not gonna change the world
you're not going to make this team a contender so
they probably suffered on that end but
either way those marginal moves would have been cool for optics
it would have kept Lakers fans with some kind of
satiating move to make them not lose their minds
wouldn't have made a big difference
in the long run cooked products man from head to toe sad to see what about the warriors
how do you feel about them they didn't do shit either also cooked product they don't they don't have any
moves either and i guess you're just going to hope that jonathan comminga continues to be on on this
run you hope that chris paul can come back and do something you hope and pray that clay thompson
gets it together this offseason is going to be an interesting one
because they're going to have to make a decision on Clay Thompson.
It's just the level of play that he's shown has been so...
What's the decision?
Who's going to want him?
You're not getting value for him.
That's, it's, I think we're at a point with Clay Thompson where it's, at least on the
core, I don't know how the vibes would be if Clay Thompson got traded because obviously
he's like, he's Clay Thompson.
He's a legend in that franchise.
But it would be in addition by subtraction if they traded away.
way Clay Thompson. He's too... I don't know he's that bad. He's too volatile, man. It's not
it's not great. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. They're like, I honestly think they're
really uncooked. I think they're just like, they got to rebuild. Like, they're just like
waiting out the days until either Steph Curry retires or leaves or they got to put him through
like what Dirk went through within the career where he was just around rebuilding teams
along for the ride. Yeah, no, that's so sick and sad to do. I would absolutely hate to
witness some like Steph's level. Top 10 NBA player in mind.
opinion, have to just be around a bunch of man.
I think they need to correct a lot of things.
Yeah, I know, but it was, they had no choice.
They had no choice.
And they got talked to, they, I think Steve Kerr is talking into a lot of delusion right now.
I think I saw some headline to where he was like, I believe this core in group of guys
can do something special as time goes on.
Congratulations.
That's some specials getting like the ninth pick in the NBA draft.
That's very special.
You know, and so at this point in time, what was there to do necessarily for them? Not much. It's not worth in my mind flipping your organization for just like around the edge pieces when you need to do a lot more than around the edge. It's like it needs to be torn down from inside out. Not necessarily like Dre or Clay has to be gone in my opinion, but there needs to be some major like retooling, rebuilding going on in here.
Yeah. I mean, listen to that, though, do you want him to be like Steve Clifford, where
Steve Clifford was like, listen, we just don't have the talent in the building.
Like that, you know, him saying that was crazy. I've never heard, I've never heard a coach, like,
of a professional team tell the media, yeah, our guys just aren't good enough. They're just,
like, they're just not like that. And I don't think that Steve Kerr would do that,
especially when your roster has Steph Curry on it. So, like,
The delusion, he probably knows, like, I'm not, we're not doing anything this year.
There has to be some level of reality that's set in for them.
They are, though.
They're done.
They're cooked.
And we've been on this since, you know, since the early part of the season,
saying that the dynasty is over.
They're cooked, right?
This team isn't going anywhere.
And I think that they're probably going to do what Isaac said.
They're going to keep stuff around because you're obviously not going to trade stuff
Curry and you're just going to see what happens and you're just going to endure a lot of seasons
of mid and below average playing it sucks to see him go out like that but now everybody goes out
on top like this that's the game is it happened like that I would say almost nobody goes out on
top that's why what it does happen it's so remarkable and myth making that's why like look at
jordan's like oh he was never down exactly grant that you retired early but you know
inevitably teams have the cycle look at the lakers now you make one wrong move it happens
the for the warriors it wasn't necessarily a big move like that it was getting old and the wiggins contract
not playing out right like there's always stuff you can pinpoint to that father time always wins with how
no matter how amazing your court is it's not going to age gracefully forever yeah they had an opportunity
with the 2021 NBA draft they come or 2020 and 2021 both of those drafts completely fucked themselves
over but jonica amygia's hooping that's amazing to see and like he's like a glimmer of hope
in life and he's honestly him and step curry have been like carrying the fans entertainment excitement
of the season but yeah man like every team goes through it how they make certain errors and
shit like that and now we're just seeing them suffer through it it is what it is r api
anything else you talk about before we get out of here before we transition tic-tac time
uh man honestly no i think we can get straight to it the crown eaters are fiend they drill it right now
all right man we recorded tic-tok time yesterday since we recorded after the deadline today we wanted to make sure we had enough time so we're going to push you guys back into the time machine if there's any takes that seem weird now because the deadline happened we didn't know we'll see you guys yesterday welcome to tictock time as always we're going to start with the draft and today you know the all-star teams got announced recently as well as the two new reserves with trey young and scotty barnes so
I'm assuming there's not going to be any more injury alternatives,
so I think we're safe to do a draft with only NBA players
who made the All-Star game this year.
Let's go.
You're ready?
I'm ready.
I have been born ready for this.
I'm on a run right now.
I haven't sold a draft in a minute.
Check my history.
The most recent sale was Donovan on the last week's live stream,
tune in Monday's 8 p.m. Eastern Time when we did a draft with around LeBron James.
Donovan had a famous sell, so we'll see if you can redeem himself right now.
Hey, man.
Listen, I could only do so much.
You win some, you lose some
When you lay your head down on that pillow
No, I gave you everything I had
All right
Low key
The third spot is where you want to be this draft
So you're in prime position to redeem yourself
Come on
I'm in hell right now
But let's roll
I think I'd rather be too
I mean this is the last
I don't want the number one pick in this draft
Like the top three players
Are all just as good as each other
Let's go
Yeah you got the number one pick
Say a pick man
No genuinely I don't want this shit
Like want to trade
I'll trade with you so fast
slot me $5 and I'll consider it
I go fuck yourself
anyway
expectations on the line
let's draft NBA
lineups with only
2024 NBA All-Stars
first pick
just give me Nicole Yokic
keep it simple
makes sense
nice fair
we're going chalk to start
easy
again and this is everybody healthy
correct
yeah yeah
okay well you can pick
like a beating Randall
okay cool yeah
And I'll be fine.
So with that being said, for the, with the second pick, go ahead and give me Yonestant
Kumpo.
Over Joel and Bid, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
That's cool.
So that leaves me with, I'll take Joelle and Bid with my first pick.
And then I'll double up and give me Luca Dantzich.
Only one ball.
Too many scores.
It'll never work.
That pick roll is going to be crazy.
Isaac will find a way to hate
It doesn't matter
Got to
The name of the draft game
Yeah
That's hilarious
Where we're going nextimo
Yeah
So next
I'm going to go ahead
And take
Actually
I don't have to do this
So
Next
Go ahead and give me
Steph Curry
Oh
I was gonna go
Completely other route
But I realized
I didn't have to do it
Isaac's gonna double
up here
And it's gonna piss me off
Give me
LeBron James
and Shea Gildes
Alexander
Okay
That's nice
That's nice
That's nice
That's nice
You were gonna go
Gotcha
Gotcha
I think I was gonna go
I thought
I thought you
Was like a Lebron to four
Yokach and five
I'm good
I know where he was gonna go
And I'm gonna go that way
Give me Kauai Leonard
Oh
Yeah
Oh
Okay
Yeah
Well I relent someone
Fall here
So
Yeah
so I'm gonna do some
well should I
I see not
it doesn't it doesn't fit anymore
but give me
give me Kevin Durant
okay at the three
and then I haven't
beaten my five
and then
you know what
at my two
I really need some defense
and some scoring
give me Paul George at the two
okay
you thought we were going to pick KD
you're surprised
you're not him drop
No, I, I thought that you were going to go, Tyrese at the point, Shea at the two.
Oh, okay, no, I'm good.
I'm good on that.
That's not bad.
That's not bad.
All right.
So at my five, give me Anthony Davis.
Listen, AD and Janus, not a lot of shooting in your front court.
Listen, I have Kawhi and Steph Curry.
That's all I need.
All right, who I want to go with?
At my, can you put Yokesh in my five?
You haven't met the four right now?
And then LeBron's going to be my fourth.
So I got two spots left.
You know what?
This might be really, really easy, actually.
Yeah.
Okay.
So give me Jason Tatum at the three,
Devin Booker at the two.
That's nice.
Tatum and Booker.
You can't go wrong.
I'm just straight bucket getters every position.
And then the best passers in the world at four and five.
Okay, I like that.
That's not that bad.
That's not that bad at all.
Uh, not that bad. Yeah, yeah, like you're doing me a favor of complimenting it.
Yeah, exactly. It's all right. I'm going to go ahead and give you. I'm going to go ahead and one up you. Give me someone who's been on an absolute heater, Donovan Mitchell. Oh, okay. Booker better, but I respect it. Yeah, not the season, buddy.
It's an argument. It's an argument. Let's, hmm. All right. So I'm trying to figure out what I want to do.
Paul George, KD, and B, interesting.
I know.
It's a weird, it's a weird fit.
It's a whole lot of buckets.
But what I'm, and here's what I'm going to do.
We're going to slide everybody.
No, we're going to slide everybody down.
Can we put KD at the four, Paul George at the three, and then my last pick would be Anthony
Edwards at my two.
Okay.
Interesting.
Nice.
It's a popular pick.
You're playing to the comments with that one?
Yeah, exactly.
Popular pick, but isn't the best one?
I was hoping Moe was going to take his king, Anthony Edwards, and I was going to be left with
D. Mitch, but it just didn't fall like that.
Well, I'm not going with that, though.
Mo didn't get Shea or Anthony Edwards?
Fake fan.
He's thirsty for both of them.
He's down bad.
Exactly.
Listen, man, the cyborg, Kauai Leonard has been speaking to me.
So I got a- Yeah, but you don't think he's as hot as you do think Shay and Ant-Man are.
So I know you're down bad.
I don't think any of these players are hot.
What are you talking about right now?
The word is.
It's aura.
It's different.
You hide the,
hide the true feelings
through the word aura?
I'm not hiding shit.
All right.
So my team,
Sheigildas Alexander,
Devin Booker,
Jason Tatum,
LeBron James,
Nicola Yokic.
Fire.
Nice.
Okay.
My team is Steph Curry,
Donovan Mitchell,
Kauai,
Janus,
and AD.
My defense is fucking nuts.
In the front court,
you're backwards,
getting fried but it's okay yeah fried they're crazy i know space yeah all right my team i have luca
at the point uh anthony edwards at the two paul george at the three katie at the four
joel and b8 at the five i like that you have your team's really good it's just straight
bucket getters that it's like i don't know lucca has to play the role and that's that's that's
that's how he plays it's okay does you want to do that look i might hate that you might
i'm picking all-stars to play in an all-star game we're getting buckets
We're running the score up to 200.
That is true.
Ain't nobody playing defense.
That is true.
Yeah.
Well, those are our teams.
Hard to parse who has the best team when it's all all-stars.
This is a little more difficult.
So I don't know.
I don't know who on that one.
Who's the fucking say?
It's so.
Okay.
What team do you guys think would be the most fun to play with on 2K?
Not most because a lack of spacing.
Probably yours.
Probably Donovan's probably most fun for 2K.
I don't know, I wouldn't eliminate mine so fast because I have Stefan Yannis on my team
and those are, that's the ultimate, that, what more space do you want from that?
I mean, yeah, but you have two noncheting bigs.
That's going to be a five out spacing is how you win in 2K.
It's how you have the most fun.
Yeah, you could.
You got a real 2K are like me.
I find my ways.
Double post.
Yeah.
All right.
That's the end of that game.
The next game we're going to play, we're going to do a sort of guessing.
game. That's kind of like a variation 20 questions. I've seen a lot of people do this on
TikTok recently. And how it's going to work is two of us are going to go head to head against
each other. And we're each going to have a player in mind. You guys are going to see it on
screen, but we're not going to know each other's player. So we have to see who can get you to
this player first. Okay. So that'd be interesting. We'll do a couple games of it so we can all
go. I guess first we can do like me versus Moe, then Donna versus Mo like cycle through a little
bit. Yeah. Let's let's do that. Okay. So you have a good. Yeah. We'll think of a player.
Let's only do current to make it simple.
Me and you go first.
And yeah, we'll see who can guess
the other person's player first.
All right, cool.
Do you have a player in mine?
Yes, I have a player in mine already.
Okay, let me pull up
like Bassel reference so I can Google stuff
real quick.
Okay.
Chat?
I'm not chat said chat.
This is not a live stream.
The players are on the screen now.
I got to edit it in post after I know who it is.
All right, so let's see who can guess
each other's mystery NBA player first.
Is your player a point guard?
No, he's not a point guard.
Is your player in the Eastern Conference?
Yes.
Is your player a two guard?
Yeah, I guess.
He's a wing.
Is your player over 6'5?
No.
Okay, so is your player an All-Star?
No.
Is your player an All-Star?
Hell no.
Oh, Jesus, Christ.
Is your player...
Did you pick Killian Hayes?
damn it what the fuck
he got him
I should have said hell no
god damn it
I should have said hell no
that's what sold it
that's what sold it
that's what sold it
that's what I can't be beat
you said you said hell no
and I was thinking either
Killian Hayes
or the Nassas
one fuck with the bull
my player was Quentin Grimes
Quentin Grimes
oh yeah I would have never guessed that
he's on the block bro
oh my gosh
let's do this like king of the hill style
Now, I go away with Donovan and see who you can knock me off.
Yeah.
Okay, let me think of another player real quick.
Okay, I got one.
All right, I got mine.
All right.
Go ahead.
All right.
Is your player, does your player play in the Western Conference?
Yes, he does.
There's your player playing in the Western Conference.
He does.
Is your player a front-co player?
Y'all players on the same teams.
Imagine.
Is your player a front-court player?
Uh
Every time I hear that
Some reason I steal my brain
It's fried
I'm like okay back court
One and two
Front court
Listen man
We're crown eaters
Okay
You understand
Has your player made an all-star team before
No
Has your player
Made an all-star team before
He has not
Okay
I got your player
But I'm gonna shut up
Is your player
A good defender
Um
Yeah he's fine
Okay
He's not
for it okay um is your player is your player a shooter not a shooter shooter shooter but he can
shoot okay all right there's moments you know is is your player a good passer no no not not
not really not okay is your player is your player is your player Norman Powell no it's not
sounds like you're gonna close and your does your does your player average around like
15 points a game or more?
I think less.
Okay.
These are weird questions.
I have no idea where we're going.
Is your player under 6.5?
No.
Is your player, is your player under 6.5?
Over.
Ooh, this is getting tough.
Do we have the same player?
Does your player play in Los Angeles?
Yes.
Oh my God.
You guys might have, they might be on the same team.
Holy shit.
All right.
Did your player play in the Pacific Division?
Yes.
Is your player a Laker?
No.
Is your player?
I was close to pal.
I knew I was close to pal.
Is your player a clipper?
No.
Oh, my goodness, okay, okay.
So he's a, your player is a clipper,
and he's above six, five.
He can't pass.
He can't defend.
He's right there, Isaac.
He's right there.
Is your player Daniel Russell?
No, it's my turn.
You're going to take turns.
Marcus Morris isn't there anymore
Oh, I'm drawing blanks
Is your player PJ Tucker?
It is not
Oh my God
Is your player
D'Angelo Russell?
He is not
Is your player
Visa Zubats?
It is
No one's beating me in this game
Who's yours?
Ruy Hashimura
Okay
Yeah
I'm for sure
For a while
I was like
we're both going to have Zubosh.
This is crazy.
That would have been the funniest shit ever, bro.
Okay, next thing we're going to do, we're going to keep it unsurious.
I'm going to name an NBA player combined with another NBA player's skill.
And you guys got to tell me which player would be better.
So we're matching up players.
Fictional goofiness?
This is our specialty.
Precisely.
Yeah, look at this picture.
LeBron looks just like Eric Bledsoiler.
That's crazy.
Is that LeBron Arthanos?
Good God.
fate of the world is in his hand
that's David Batista
I just imagine that shit
you love WWE
yes dude I was a
WWE kid
I was thinking
Drax I forget he's in
WWE
bro
that's really
he's most fans from WWW
it's hilarious
I know and I know
I just never got into it
so I'm just like
the guy from the Marvel movie
all right
so real simple
which NBA player would be better
De Mard de Rosen
with John Morant
Demard de Rosen with John Morant's bounce
or Jalen Brunson with Michael Porter
Jr.'s' height.
Jalen Brunson with MPJ height is literally just like
KD and that's jump
and DeMard Roses is prime Demard de Rosen.
That is true.
Yeah, no, it really is
Jaylen Brunson.
Like he's, at least like right now,
you have the All Star that can grow seven inches
or just somebody who could jump high.
Yeah.
I'm taking Jaylen Brunson.
Maybe in MPJ's frame, that's like, yeah, KD is like putting it lightly.
Like, it's just KD if you were like also crafty as hell and also just like strong as shit for your height.
If you gave Jalen Brunson MPJ's height, you are building the player that everybody thought MPJ was going to be coming out before his back surgeries.
So we're just witnessing like tapped potential.
Yeah, it's the greatest score should be.
Yeah.
It's the greatest score of all time.
What are we talking about right now?
It's Bull Bull if he enjoyed the sport.
Damn,
Bowl,
if he wasn't obsessed with fashion.
Yeah,
if he didn't want to be Ken Carson.
All right,
next up,
PJ Tucker with Zion's athleticism
or Thanassus with,
oh,
you wrote that down wrong,
or Tenasis with Yokitch is passing.
Denazis with Yokich's passing
would actually make him
a really productive NBA player.
Would it?
Yeah,
that might just make him boring.
D.
Who is Zion with PJ Tucker?
This is tough.
This is tough.
I think it's probably the Nassus, which is nasty to say.
What?
I mean, the Nassiz is probably, if you gave him the best passer in the league's passing,
he's at least useful for something.
PJ Tucker just be running around.
Like, you'd just be able to run around, he just be able to run around,
brolic and shit knocking people over, you'd be defending his ass off.
Yeah.
he's a difference he he'll be more effective but to be on change down blocking people yeah that's true
but then he just be Dennis Rodman he would be Dennis that's the that's the right answer right there
that's a good point you you change my mind you change my let's go no j Tucker for the win I think
no you got swindled it's yoke's passing on to the kuba brothers win enough
PJ Tucker for the win next up chet hongren with stephen adam strength
or Jalen Brown with Kyrie Handels.
It's Chad Holmgren.
It's fair.
Stephen Adams is on record being like the strongest guy in the NBA.
If you gave the 7-4 guy, strongest guy in the NBA vibes,
and he can shoot and he could dribble and do all this stuff that he does,
he's, he's him.
Like he's, that's Joe L.N. B., you know what I'm saying?
Like that's just be the God war on the court.
That's what that is.
No, yeah, there's no way to, you can't guard that.
You can't defend that.
It's done for you.
run into a screen by him but chet you're going to break your neck counterpoint jalen with an
elite handle might just be t-mac and i'm telling you i'm telling you chet with his skill set
being able to be the strongest player in the NBA probably better probably
yeah so will be top 10 no disrespect to t-mac white will no disrespect the t-mac but
Yeah, even with Donovan
Even with
Kyrie Irving's handles
He wouldn't be better than Donovan Mitchell
So it's like
What are you talking about here?
Word?
Yeah, he wouldn't be
Tough
All right
Caucasian War Chamberlain
That's actually a crazy statement
Jalen with Kyrie handles
Is better than Donovan Mitchell
He'd be insane
Aw
But I see why you say that
Maybe it wouldn't be as obvious as we're acting
He'd have the whole other side of the Florida
operate with like he can you'll be able to go left you know what I'm saying so does he just look like
Anthony Edwards then is that what you're telling me uh me I don't know I think I might look at
Michael Jordan right next up so bonus with Gobert's defense or PG with Luca passing
PG with Luca passing is ridiculous it's great Bears defense is also like that's game
changing for Sabonis' game.
With 1912 and 10, or 1912, with 1912 and 8 on the offense side like Tobonis has?
He still can't fucking shoot though.
True.
Listen, one of these dudes currently constructed has been labeled to go by the younger generation
and has a theme song of his own.
So if you give him Luca passing, he goes into like the Avatar State next level, level
of player.
Like, Paul George probably wins this.
Is Paul George or Luca passing?
passing LeBron James.
That might be
minus a swag.
He doesn't,
he doesn't move like that,
but that's a good architect.
Probably, though.
He's probably,
he's probably,
he's probably,
he's probably,
he's probably LeBron.
Low key,
he would just be Luca Donchish.
Okay,
no,
that's,
he would just be Luca.
No,
he would not.
A better defense.
Yeah.
PG's the right answer,
for sure.
It is.
So bonus,
listen,
upgrade though,
you'd be useful
in the playoff.
There we go
Something
All it takes is
DPOI defense
Shout out some bonus
Next up
DeAndre Aton
With Jimmy Butler's mindset
Or Ben Simmons
With McHale Bridges
His health
Deondre Aiden with
Jimmy Buller's mindset
Is literally just
David Robinson
bro
That's what it is
Fucking Patrick Ewing
Fex
One of the greatest
Bigs ever
If Gianjadayton
wanted it better
than everybody else
He would conquer
the sports
He would be Bill Russell
He wouldn't let Snow stop him from getting to a game
Oh my goodness
This is crazy
Because both of these guys would be like
Top 20 all time
If they had these skills
If Ben Simmons played every game in his life
He was already all NBA
He would be Magic Johnson
I don't think you understand
Jimmy Buller has unlimited dog
If DeAndre had a little bit of dog
He would be an all-star
Yeah, nah
He would have made it out of ice going
Just to play in a regular season game
He would have done
Facts
He would have called a helicopter
On top of his fucking household
Bro, he would have made it to the game
No matter what
If we had this version of Aden
They'd have to implement rules
Like when they did Kareem in college
Back in the day where you can't dunk
That would
They would have to change the game
For this dude
By the way
28 and 15 in his sleep
The conversation to change quickly.
Exactly.
Stay woke.
Okay, next one.
Desmond Bain with Bull Bulls wingspan or Christos for Zingis with Dierrin Fox Speed.
Oh, my goodness.
It's Desmond Bain.
Desmond Bain has a negative wingspan right now.
If you gave, if you gave him eight feet of, of arms, bro.
Imagine his lap boxing.
He'd be a guardable,
He's outside the room
Around the corner
To
He'd be like this big inflatables
I have for the car dealerships
That's great
I don't even
He wouldn't even know what to do
With that kind of space
He might just get hurt again
But to be honest with you
I wouldn't want him to have that at all
He'd still be injury prone
He'd just be
He'd just get injured faster
Like that's really just it
I have to get Desmond Bain might average like six of steals a game
Six steals and seven blocks
You're damn right about that
And still average 25, five and five
Easily give me Desmond Bain
Yeah, easy
We respect with Desmond Bain over here
He's a 2K glitch for sure
It's literally a glitch
He's one of the 2K15 park hacks
Like that's what it is
So would KP
KP would be insane
He would just be fucking whemby
For faster
Well these are hilarious
I love this
Yeah.
And that's the end of that segment.
Next thing we're going to do.
Let's play a little guessing game.
Well, I think you have some jersey sales for us to guess.
Another guessing game?
Another one.
Yes, I do.
We got some jerseys.
The NBA a couple weeks ago released their top selling jerseys over the last,
over the course of the season so far.
And I want to see if you guys can guess the top selling jerseys of this season.
Okay.
It's top 10?
yeah well really it's top 15
but we'll see how far you guys can go
well let's just do the top 10 we can't fit top 15 and do
TikTok okay we can do 15
no to 10
I'm meant to say 10 I heard you
and I was like I don't know why said 15
brain froze
he said bet no
oh for real
nah
are you ready
I'm ready
I'm ready to get some jerseys
Donovan let's be methodical
Let's get the easy ones out of the way
Okay
LeBron James on this list
Yes he is but we're on this list is he
Okay no we can't do that
We would be here for 45 minutes
So you just want to name him
Yes
Okay we got to name him
Yeah
Okay go ahead
Yeah
The Bronz is
Easy Steph Curry
Steph Curry's on this list
Okay
Luca
Luca's on this list
Yannis
Where's Luca
Where's Luca?
Luca
Oh okay
Number six
Okay
I would have thought Luca would be top five
No
I'm not fuck with him
No is Victor women
Yama on this list
Is he here early
With that French push
Yes he is on this list
Top five
Biggest top four
Yeah
Oh my
Yeah
Wow
The European
The European motherfuckers
Got motion
That's crazy
That's crazy.
Number two isn't there.
Who's number two?
Is Kevin Durant number two?
There ain't no way.
Ain't no way.
Can we get Yannis, though?
Yes.
Yonis is on this list.
Got you.
Okay, there we go.
Katie's number eight.
Yonis is five.
Who could be number two?
Really?
This is not that shocking, honestly.
We're going to be shocked by two?
You know what?
I'm going to take a swing
because a lot of the time
there's a lot of like weird stuff
that's happened.
Give me the young people's champ.
Give me lamella ball.
Ooh, no.
Sadly, you are outside of the top 10.
Two is not shocking, though.
Two is not shocking.
It should be a home run.
Oh, wait.
There's, was it?
There's already three Europeans in top six.
Is Nicolioch up there?
No.
No, he's not up there, bro.
Sorry, he's outside of the top 10.
Sorry.
Joelle Embed, is he two?
Oh, no, he is not too.
Sorry, sir, you are correct.
Damn.
No, you are incorrect.
Is Anthony Edwards up there?
Sorry, sir.
Anthony Edwards is not sniffing this.
Oh, my God.
Who is number two?
You guys are going to slap the shit out of yourselves after this, bro.
Who am I forgetting?
Mostly somebody fucking obvious.
Yeah.
Can I get Jason Tatum?
There we go.
Oh, my goodness.
Number two.
The Celtic push is crazy, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
They go to war over their mind.
I got us.
Oh, Anthony Davis knows me up there.
L.A. connection.
sadly AD is not
oh my god
okay we got seven
nine and ten
they don't like him like that
they don't like him like that
seven devil Booker
yes
you're right about David Booker
Kauai Lerner
two spots left
no sadly no Kauai Lerge
no Paul George
bro it is raining hard as shit
can y'all hear that on the mic
I can't hear anything
people on the bottom I'm hearing this
okay we got two spots left
where we go
this is torrential down
Downboard Jesus think about some stars let's think about some you guys would be shocked when it comes to we're gonna be shop by last two yeah Tyrese Halliburton no
Donovan Mitchell no Jimmy Butler you're in the same range though no not Jee B I'm in the same range
yes Tyrese number nine wow okay so we're going straight
Markets folks are rather rock I don't know no no not Jalen Brown
Paul George, Clay Thompson, Drayvon Green.
I guess is Clay Thompson, who rockin at this year?
No.
I don't know.
The Warriors fans move like the mafia.
They're crazy.
Austin Reese.
No, no, no, no.
That would be disgusting.
Damien Lewis.
Yes, there we go.
Always wish he was an all-star, yeah.
Yep, there we go.
There we go.
He's 11.
J. Deerrin.
Okay.
Yeah, Jahl 11 with playing nine games.
He is nuts, bro.
The fact that time.
Rees sells more than Embedith is crazy though.
He was also like really high up there in a
Tyrese isn't on there, okay.
I was thinking Halliburton.
Yeah, Maximine number nine is crazy.
Over and beat is nuts, but I guess
Rising Star folks are like, oh my God,
this dude is amazing, I guess.
Yeah, the youth fucks with him.
He's American, you know that he gets a boost for that.
He's American too.
He's playing for Team USA. You forget?
Oh yeah, all right, whatever.
All right, next thing we're going to do
Our tier list
Let's talk about basketball
Let's get a little more serious, you know
Okay
This time we're going to put the best NBA scores
Into a tier list
Not the best, but an assortment of NBA scores
Of a variety of levels
We're going to put into a tier list
Okay, let's do it
I'm very curious to see
I feel like this is going to be a very divisive tier list
Yeah
This is going to come down to bag
versus no bag
and you guys
are going to be on the wrong side
of is he a good score
because y'all don't respect bags
you guys aren't armed bag people
you're not
I respect bags I just respect
bagless players too
that can put that ball
in the bucket
in the ugliest way as possible
you don't respect bags
we've had multiple conversations
I know you
I'm an equal opportunity
bucket respecter
ugly or pretty
oh my kid
I put it that way
I don't believe
so let's put
let's put these
NBA scores into a tier list. First off, Joel and Bede.
S tier. This dude just put up the greatest scoring season we've ever seen. He's unhealthy
now, but still, what he did, cemented in history. Yep. R.P. to the meniscus.
R.P. the 76ers hopes and dreams. Next up, Jalen Brunson. Probably 80. I want to put him in,
yeah. I might want to put him in A because there's his game, his offensive game is
It's literally scoreless or seamless.
There's no way you can stop him.
You can't stop him from getting to the room because he's going to put his chest into you,
force his way and he's going to dance on you, step back.
He can't hit you with everything, bro.
It's honestly crazy how good he is in isolation and with that height and with that athleticism.
The way he can get it done with pure craft is incredible.
Exactly.
The only way you can stop him is if LeBron decides to turn back the clock and go try hard mode on him in the last few others.
That's the only way.
All right.
Next up, Luca Donchich.
Estier.
He scored 73 in the game.
Like, you got it.
You're fine.
And he had eight assists.
He's just a god.
Estir.
Yeah, no, there's no way you could stop that.
Anthony Edwards.
Is he on the same level as Jalen Brunson?
Definitely.
I would say, yeah, because he's just hard to stop.
But he's overrated as a mid-rate shooter.
He's one of the worst mid-rate shooters in the entire end.
NBA so yeah and that shows so it's hard but I mean he's less efficient than Jalen this year
he's still a solid 27 point per game score on these as the blown good score on ball on that
offense having to play around two bigs you know the space he's better because cats a good
shooter but it's still a very clunky offense he'd be better if he had better spacing wait has he
ever scored 27 in this season he's out of 26 right now I think right
25.9.
Okay.
My bad.
I was like, damn, 27.
I'm like, whoa, I guess I'm off.
Yeah.
Yeah, you did.
I was like, well, I made to say 26.
Gotcha.
Yeah, he's a 26.
Point four game score is still less efficient, but not the best situation.
I think I'm cool with him again.
All right.
As a score, sure.
If we're talking about offense this player, slightly different conversation, but that's fine.
Next up, Jamal Murray.
Ooh.
It depends on what type of month.
What time of the month it is, bro.
And how good of a team you're playing.
Yeah.
If it's in May, June, maybe even April.
S.
Well, regular season, he's like a B.
Yeah, you're playing the Pistons on a random February day.
B, you're playing above 500 team.
S plus, he becomes a god.
Yeah, playing.
I got to put him in the team.
Yeah, I think of B, I guess.
B, but we know he has a ceiling of A when the playoffs come around.
He could consistently be A if you really wanted to, but I understand it.
He's chilling.
Carl Anthony Towns
Ah
C
C seems fair
I mean
As a straight
As a straight
As a straight score
Like if we're just talking about getting
Getting like points
And like just putting the ball in the basket
He should be and be
Right
Yeah
He's a
But he's not during the playoffs though
Yeah
But even then
He has a very rare
combination of shooting
ability to put the ball
on the ground
and finish the room with that size, he's got to be B.
But I will say, though, out of everybody here,
he does have the lowest floor as a score.
Yeah.
And so, like, we probably should put him in C
just because of that.
Because even whenever Jamal Murray is playing against,
like you said, the Pistons on a random Tuesday,
he's still going to be okay.
But we've seen Kat put up some tour date type numbers.
But the floor is why he's B.
If he was always at the ceiling or otherwise,
he'd be, you know, the ceiling is like 60 points.
So, like, I think that.
That's why he's B not A.
Sealing a 60 points.
What are you getting benched against the points?
Exactly.
For taking the most ill-advised shots.
I think it's C because of those reasons, but I'm not mad at B at all.
I feel like it'd be a crucified if we put Cat and C.
I mean, if we're looking at the basketball reference page, yeah, he should be in B.
But like, I feel like sometimes whenever you watch the games, it just feels a little bit different.
Granted, now he's playing power forward now.
He's best scoring as a center.
when you can sprint pass all the slow-footed centers.
Remember last year he dropped 60 on Yakopo's slow-ass?
I forgot.
I forgot about that.
He was dusting Yakopo off the dribble every play.
It was crazy.
Give him B. Give him B.
Sure.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's now criticize the fuck out of cat.
But if we're just doing scoreless, I mean, scoring tierless,
got to give it to him.
Yeah.
That's fair.
Clay Thompson.
Man.
Oh, my God.
I don't want to do it.
It feels like, it feels like I'm kicking somebody whenever they're down.
But right now, hey, man, Clay has to be in D.
He has to be in D. Yeah.
And I don't want to do it because, again, like, it's gotten to the point where now I feel bad for him.
But because I feel bad for him because of how bad he's playing, we have to put him in D.
Yeah, not much else needs to be said.
All right, no, he's a D, man.
He's getting bench for GCA characters.
It's unexplainable.
Nicole Yokic.
S tier.
S tier.
Interesting.
You got it.
He doesn't even try for real and he's an S tier.
He rolls out of bed.
Exactly.
He rolls out of bed and drops 25 in his sleep.
It doesn't matter if you have AD, go bare, and B, like all the best centers who are
supposed to be locked down artists, they're getting 30 and he's going to do it in the most
nonchalant way possible.
Like his bag, his non-bag bag, bag, is the.
deepest we've ever seen.
He averaged 30 last year in the playoffs against Anthony Davis, the best big man
defender in the world.
The sons dared him to be a score and didn't let anybody else get open.
He dropped 40 on them in the playoffs.
He clearly has an S-Cheers healing.
The second that you let him within five feet of the basket, you're done.
There's no stopping him.
The best thing that you have to do is probably tase him.
But that's not allowed in there.
So you're cooked.
Yeah.
Listen, if a salt's on the table, you can lock them up.
I'll say that.
Opposing teams?
Let me know.
Doc Rivers is in the final game in the finals.
He's going to write in the whiteboard.
Battery.
The NASIS is going to get ready.
Facts.
Take on for the team.
Next up.
Zach Levine.
Dang.
We got to put him in C.
Because there's nights.
He's been hurt this year.
I know.
But there's nights where Zach Levine is like,
oh my God.
this guy is crazy and then there's other guys we're like yo this guy's crazy why is he shooting
this he his inconsistency makes him at sea with the potential of being in b tier but see it's hard
because last year he had a slow start but still ended up averaging 24 points per game with 60%
true shooting that's at least b but this year he's actively protesting wanting to get traded all year
quite quitting on his job so i don't know how to parse that i think middleman i think
C is definitely fair for this season because he has been hurt, hasn't been himself,
a whole lot of trade rumors going on, C is fair.
Okay, he has that potential.
Until he gets on a team he wants to play for and he's trying again.
Yeah, he's definitely, he should definitely be B tier though.
Yeah.
As soon as he likes his job, backup to be.
Yeah.
Next up, Kauai Leonard.
This is hard.
This is hard.
It really is because I want to put him in this.
Yeah.
I do the thing is he's not going to put up like generational numbers.
in terms of like counting stats
but in terms of his efficiency
and getting that shit done
he probably deserves to be an S
but I feel more what
he's not going to put those crazy numbers
until the playoffs come around
and he really tries
and then he's gonna hang 35 on you every night
yeah
like normal means like A
but then I have flashbacks to 2019
this motherfucker's S
and also this season he's S
this is crazy this year bro
brother his efficiency is nuts
5 years ago
That's like three knee surgery
ago.
That's crazy.
Like it's a different heart.
Okay, Scratch, 2019.
Did you see what he did last year in those two games versus Phoenix?
Differ, man.
I did.
Yeah.
See, better flashback.
I'll put him in A though with the ceiling.
It's the same thing as Zach Levine where we know that he like has this upper ceiling that he
can reach.
But a majority of the time, because he's not going to score,
two of the guys in S-tier scored 70.
Kauai's not doing that.
So I'll just put him in A.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah, the volume isn't quite there until the playoffs come.
But then again, Yokic is kind of the same thing.
I mean, Yokic is actually scoring 52.
Like, you're just not going to, you're just not going to get that from Kauai all the time.
He's going to give you the most robotic, efficient, 32 points per game you've ever seen in your life.
That's true.
All right, that's fair.
All right, well, last end of our cheer list.
Are we feeling good about this?
Yeah, I feel good about this.
Have we done it?
Have we done it?
Have we done it again?
Again.
Perfection.
We never make mistakes.
We are perfect at all times.
How do we keep doing this, man?
How do we keep doing this?
I don't understand.
We're too good.
No!
What the hell?
Liar.
We did it for the first time.
Facts.
All right, next thing we're going to do.
Let's stay on the topic of Kauai Leonard.
Let's talk about the Clippers some more.
Specifically, let's talk about the Clippers versus some other teams
and talk about who would win in the playoff series.
Because they're the hottest team in the NBA right now.
Let's let's take a gauge of how hot we think they are
and how much faith we have in them come playoff time.
All right. Let's do it.
Real simple.
I'm going to name two NBA teams.
You let me know which one you would think would win in the playoff series.
First off, the Clippers versus the Timberwolves.
Oh, man.
this is a Timberwolves nightmare, bro.
I'm going with the clippers.
I'm easily going with the clippers.
This might be a five-game series.
The best wing...
Five games.
Listen, Jaddy McDaniels, you're going to do a great job against Kauai.
After that, their best wing defender is Kyle Anderson,
who is the worst offensive player on their team.
They are cooked if they get this matchup.
Bro.
Kyle Anderson doing...
Or Jada McDaniels doing a good job on Kauai looks like 30 points on 60% field goals.
Max. Great job, bro.
Do you have two bigs to attack in space with, oh, James Hardin, let pick and roll?
So much primitive talent.
I don't see how the Timberwolves can do it.
I don't, listen, I don't think they can do it either.
This is going to be a short series.
And then once again, we're going to have the Timberwolves in the all season talking about,
oh, we push these guys to five.
That was a massive accomplishment.
You guys talking about Kauai, PG, and Hardin.
Fuck all that.
Terrence, man, this is your time to shine.
Expose him.
All right
PTSD
All right next up
The Denver Nuggets
Ooh
Listen
This might be the Western Conference
Finals
This is going to be
Obviously
Assuming standings
But this is going to be
The Western Conference Finals
Probably
And I think I'm going to take
The Denver Nuggets
I just
It's hard
It's hard as hell
I just
I'm happy we realize that
it's crazy but I look at one side
and one side has a two-time MVP
seven foot just potato strong guy
and the other side has Zubach and the other side
has Zubach and that's going to be the difference
so I'm going to take the minute but at the same time
that side that has Zubach also has a cyborg
two-time finals MVP and Kauai Leonard.
So we got Aaron Gordon.
That's not, you know, you can, one of the better players to defend Kauai.
There's not nothing.
Yeah, there's not nothing.
I'm definitely, I think I'm gonna.
Jamal Morrie can lock in we needed.
I, I, I like the Nuggets ability to stop the clipper strength more than I do vice versa.
Exactly.
What?
Daniel Tice doesn't move you?
They ain't make that move for no reason.
Daniel Tyson has never bruisedernum after a game and a half.
All right.
What about plumbed?
dog millionaire. What about him? You know, move you?
They got bodies to prepare.
They should have kept Isaiah Hartinstein.
They let him go for no reason. That is
insane fumble.
Hardinstein. But yeah. It's my guy.
We're going nuggets. It's a, it's a seven game
series, but the nuggets are winning. Yeah.
All right. Next up, the O KC Thunder.
O KC. Oh, O KCC's losing this series
for sure. Sorry, man.
This is season savvy
veteranship that you're facing right now.
If Josh Giddy
is still on the team, give me the Clippers.
If they make a move and Josh Giddy isn't starting,
I think the Thunder have a real chance.
I agree.
But as currently constructed,
that man is still on the roster.
So I'm gonna go with the Clippers.
I'm gonna go with the Clippers.
Listen, the trade deadlines tomorrow.
He might not be there.
I hope not.
We'll see.
Josh Giddy on.
Josh Giddy off.
It don't matter.
Kauai Leonard is annihilating you.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's been a fantastic season, though,
Casey.
that's so patronizing
I know
good game y'all
all
all right next up
the Boston Celtics
oh this is hard
this is hard
I have been going back and forth
in my mind
for about three weeks now
because I'm
we talked about
I'm this close to jumping off
the Celtics bandwagon
but I think Boston
still gets it done
it's gonna
jump it off
be a man
What do you talk about this close?
Jump off, man.
I'll jump off with you.
They're just so talented.
Listen, it's going to be a seven-game series
that comes down to a buzzer-beater,
but, like, I don't,
I just still trust Boston
and their top six
rather than the Clippers top six.
I think the five-out space
in the Celtics can have
to draw Zubach out,
plus the wealth of primitive defenders
they have.
It's just a little bit more equipped
for this matchup than vice versa
where Hardin's been playing better defensively,
but he's going to have to really lock in.
Russell Westbrook,
going to have to really lock.
in, you know, and meanwhile, I don't have to worry about Derek White or Drew Holiday
locking in defensively.
But you do have to worry about Jason Tatum late game decision making.
And also, you know what I talk about worrying about playoff games, James Hardin and Paul
George?
Listen, it's not about James Hardin, Paul George.
When you have Kawhi the best player by a sizable amount in the playoffs?
I'm rolling with that.
I mean, Jason Tatum's not much worse.
No one's taking Jason Tatum over Kawhi.
Yeah, he's not, he's not Kawai.
You do have to worry.
You do have to worry about if the three-point shots are going to fall.
But at the same time, I'd rather worry about that
than worry about three players in the Clippers rotation
with P.G. Hardin and Wessberg. So I'll take Boston.
Yeah, and get Zubach is getting stretched out with the five-out spacing. It's going to be tough.
Yeah.
PJ Tucker suit up. We need you.
Exactly. PJ Tucker, Terrence Mann, where you at?
Norman Powell, where you at? We need you. On the bench.
On the bench. That's where they're at.
For Norman Powell to come in and lock up Christos Porzingis?
Save us, Norman.
Get out of it.
All right.
Next up.
The Milwaukee Bucks.
They're killing them.
Whatever side is.
Whatever team doesn't have Doc Rivers, bro.
Yonis can do whatever he wants because he's going to get whatever he wants regardless, right?
It doesn't matter.
But everybody else on the team, you're getting cooked.
I would take the clippers.
I would take the clippers in a.
in like a hard five easy six games type of thing they're gonna start Malik Beasley
who's Malik Beas the guarding who's Danny Lila guarding that's the that's the
question no one game garden I think they can win a lot of matchups without even though
their defense is lacking but this specific matchup where they have this many all ball
creators that's gonna be hard for the bucks to hide that yeah the only people on the
court that dame and Beasie have a chance of guarding is Tailu they can't stop shit
Exactly. And I don't even, I really don't care about the players. One side has Tai Lu as their coach. The other one has Doc Rivers. The bucks could be up three one and up 20 in the fourth quarter and I would put a mortgage down on the Clippers winning the series. That's such a nuclear bomb versus coughing baby meme. Like that's hilarious disparity between coaches.
I mean, well that's the end of that. I think we have one more video left before we get out of here. This time,
another thing very basketball oriented
naturally as a basketball show
I'm going to name an NBA team
you guys to tell me who you think has been their best player
this year okay
can be debatable a lot of teams is real easy to see
who's the one option who's their all-star
but I got six teams here where
it's not easy at all
so prove it to me
first off the Sacramento Kings
you lied this is easy
give me Darren Fox all day every day
he's the all-star
He's the guy.
It's hard to ignore Sabonis.
This year, this year, Deera Fox.
If you asked me a month and a half ago,
I would have said easily Fox,
Fox had a really rough January
while Sabonis is thriving,
putting up as good of numbers
as we've ever seen from him.
It's getting kind of close,
but I'll probably agree Fox just for playoff circumstances.
We know he'll be more valuable.
It's so hard to replace the value
that Sabonis brings,
and I think you might have
an easier chance finding a guard
they can do Deerrin Fox type things
but at the end of the day Deeran Fox
is so invaluable I might lean his way
yeah and you just you have
defensive issues come play out of time with the bonus that
I don't think that Deer and Fox really brings
any type of a big negative in that way
facts he has no barriers
exactly let's go Fox
all right next up
we have the Phoenix
Suns
ooh this is a real combo here
this is this is extremely
hard but I think I'm
going to go with Kevin Durant only because he played a majority of those games of the games this
year with nobody else on his squad. And he and they were, you know, passable or as, as good as
you could think that a roster of Kevin Durant and a bunch of guys could be. So I think I'll
give Katie the nod for that. 100%. Even if you think Devin Booker passed him up, what Katie's managed
to do this year with such a variety of players around him just holding it down for the team no matter
what, I think he deserves a respect, even in his advanced age.
Yeah, I agree.
Which is a very polite way of saying he's old as fuck.
Yeah, advantagey, KG.
Old as fuck.
Coming off of the Achilles thing from a couple years ago, you're 100% right.
But I will say.
I think I'm only KD.
I will say, though.
One more if you play off run and KD might just be a regular season merchant.
And that's completely okay.
He stole some of our goats and our hearts.
But not mine.
Not me, though.
Not my goat.
No mind.
someone nobody here
all right next up
the pelicans
this is
Brandon Ingram
oh my goodness
it should be it should be Zion
but I think it's
Brandon Ingram this year
I think if you're just looking at paper
you could say Brandon Ingram
but I think
with the impact that Zion has
in terms of just his
gravity
people just having to throw
multiple bodies at him
in the playmaking lanes that he creates,
I'm a lean Zion.
Yeah, I'm going to still go Zion.
Zion's defense is very lack closer.
That disappoints me more than the lack of shooting.
That disappoints me more than the scoring drop off this year.
So I'll go Ingram,
but he's also not a good defender,
and he's not a great defender.
He really needs a ball in his hands.
I don't think he's as scalable as you'd like him to be as a wing.
Brandon Ingram doesn't do enough stuff great
for me to give him the knot over Zion,
even though Zion doesn't really deserve it.
Damn.
And that right there is exactly why.
He just doesn't deserve it.
I just, I can't, I, the expectations coming into this year
and what I thought that Zion could be capable of
and the fact that like, if you are looking at him
and watching him play for a majority of the year,
you feel a little bit disappointed
where it feels like Ingram is kind of at the level
that you think he is.
Looking at them this season,
you're like, okay, I'll take Brandon Ingram, it's fine.
Like, I think, I do this.
This is Herr Jones team.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Good job.
listen listen the second you tell coach willie green or the second that coach willie green
decides you know what i want zon taking 20 sorts of game ingram relax i think we'll have
we'll be we'll be having different conversations exactly but that's not the case that there's
not that's not that's not so i think for this for this situation i think that brandon ingram
has done a decent job yeah he's good i'm very confident though that they should trade bannon
ingram just because i think him and zombie better separate
agree but he has been lose to do something yeah I don't know it's true there's such a weird
team like a good but I don't think they'll ever be great with this organization with
this like roster construction but they're so good like what do you do I don't know
Brandon Ingram is one of those players just like this player is so fucking good but like
how good can you be with this player as like your first or second player it's like he's so
good you can't trade him I know you should trade if you think if you think that Zion is going
to be who you think he can
be you trade Brandon Ingram because his ceiling is not is clearly not as high at what
Zion's is it's just hard to imagine Brandon Ingram trade where you get better unless there's like
a disgruntled star and the other team really likes Brandon Ingram so it's just it's hard to find
a fit like a reason to trade him more brady ingram he he screams it seems like he has like
demar de Rosen syndrome where it's like this dude's really fucking good but at the same time I don't
know how good he could be as one of my first or second best players yeah they'll just be a
trading for Kauai Leonard and then they'll win a championship.
Easy money, disgruntled star.
There we go.
Connecting the dots.
There we go.
All right.
Next up, the Lakers.
It's your guy.
It's your guy.
He's finally done it.
He's finally put together the season where he has been better than LeBron the entire way.
Who's my guy?
Anthony Davis.
I just want to hear you say.
Austin Reis.
Oh my God.
Gross.
See, this is why we get into yelling at you because you do stuff like that.
Yeah, AD's been good.
No, I think AD has confidently been better for this regular season.
He's been incredible defensively.
He's held it down.
It's been a really strong scoring season.
His passing has really improved this year if he weren't talking about it.
But if I'm playing a playoff series, I'm still going to rather have LeBron James, I think.
I think you can still notch it up when you did.
That's fine.
The regular season, like you said, AD got it.
So if we're just saying who's been better this year.
Anthony Davis is the guy.
True.
Yeah.
As soon as they give credit to Anthony Davis.
Look at what a world we're living in.
Everyone, crayon eaters, please record this shit immediately because we're never even getting this type of Anthony Davis positivity again.
Y'all think I just talk to talk.
Listen, I don't.
I mean what I say.
If you're still here, comment Donovan is a secret Anthony Davis munch.
Let me see in the comments.
Come on now.
this is why
what universe are we in right now
come on
things are so upside down
I comment that a bunch of times
because he's not going to like it
and it's going to be funny
I just won't look at it
and feel free to tweet
out him too
so he has to see it
spam his Twitter
at D-Smoot 3D
I'm deleting Twitter
I'll see y'all next week
Instagram go spam his Instagram
comments
I'll give y'all his address
you're on his phone number
I got you
show up to his workplace
Next team, the Miami heats.
This is the same situation as the Lakers where come play all time.
We know who we trust more, but this regular season, it's been bam out of bio.
Yeah, Jimmy Buller has gone really shameless with his just coasting in the regular season.
So the point to where I'm like, bro, is this good for your team, really?
But he reminds me in April.
He reminds me in May, whenever.
he's in the Eastern Conference finals or finals like yeah it's still his team but for now
he better show up he always he always will i understand he's not going to have the energy to be
playoff jimmy unless he takes it easy in the regular season but there's a lot of pressure now you
better be playoff jimmy again or else we're going to look back and see a whole scene if you're not
trying and it's going to look awful and he's not getting any younger i don't know how many more
but i'm i don't know how many more bucks series he has left than him how man he's he's 34
Jimmy Buller is 304 years old.
Damn, what you mean?
Yeah, like that's a grab stage.
No, but like that's a couple months younger than Kevin Durand.
Isaac was ready to put KD in a home.
Like, I didn't think that, I didn't think that Jimmy Butler was that old.
Well, I think Katie's pushing 36, isn't he?
Yeah.
Katie, I think he's pushing 36, or he might be 36.
He's 35.
Yeah, Kerry's 36.
I think Katie's 35 and then J.B. 35.
Yeah, Markey doesn't turn 36 until September.
That's crazy.
Steph Ferry turns 36 in March.
That's what I was thinking of.
Wow.
Okay, so next one.
My goats are getting old.
Facts, bro.
We're cooked.
Last one, the Chicago Bulls.
Wow.
New best player in the team alert.
This is Kobe White's team,
and I would have never thought
in a million years I'll say this shit.
Oh my God.
Listen,
DeMarter Rosen, maybe he's still been better overall.
He's averaging like 22.
for game doing DeMargarozo and stuff.
But if fuck that, Kobe White is so much more,
Kobe White is so much more exciting,
so much more oomph to his game.
I don't know why anybody would want to pick DeMar
when you have somebody as excited as Kobe White.
Exactly.
Since December, when Kobe White really, really turned it on,
he's doing the same thing that DeMard de Rosen is.
And he's just fantastic.
He's carrying this team.
He had almost, what do you have,
like seven or eight threes the other night?
He is dominating right now.
He's the shooting has gotten better
All three levels
His passing's gotten better
His defense has gotten better
He's going to be the running
For most improved player
Damn
Now if we're talking about
Who'll be better
In a game
A king on the court
21
Any former one of you won basketball
DeMarter Rosen might be
If you got two dribbles
I'm picking DeMarter Rosen
If I am playing in a real life world
I'm picking Kobe White
Sadly be playing the
Sadly the NBA has
Regulation Basketball
It's Kobe
Did you imagine the NBA had two dribbles?
Oh my goodness, we need that.
Tomorrow have a Hall of Fame career.
Yo-your kids would be cooked.
I don't know.
He might just post up, just catch it,
and just never dribble and just fucking throw dimes.
I agree.
He might be the best player in the world easily still.
Still?
No matter what.
The two dribbles.
There you all.
That's the episode.
No bad.
Yonis is cooked as shit.
Yonis is.
fucking fried.
He's running back man now.
He's Javille McGee now.
Oh my gosh.
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