The Deep 3 Podcast - We Graded Every NBA Team’s 2023 Season! | Ep. 24
Episode Date: February 16, 2023Every NBA team gets graded based on how good of a season they've had! #nba #podcast Sign up for Underdog Fantasy today with promo code "TD3" to double your first deposit! ⬇️ https://play.underdog...fantasy.com/p-the-deep3 Join the TD3 Discord!: https://discord.gg/e63QYQYrVA Listen on Spotify!: https://open.spotify.com/show/3elbbqVumwqz8wlIdknsLW Listen on Apple Podcasts!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-deep-3-podcast/id1657940794 Follow us on TikTok!: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeepthree Follow us on Instagram!: https://www.instagram.com/thedeep3podcast/ I saac's twitter: https://twitter.com/byisaacg Muhamed's twitter: https://twitter.com/Mojo99_ Donnavan's twitter: https://twitter.com/Dsmoot3D Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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So this week was, like, the driest week you can think of in the NBA because it's post-trade deadline, but a lot of people that got traded haven't really played much time with their teams yet.
So there's not a whole lot to talk about.
So I figure what we do today is we give every team essentially a mid-season grade, like a report card, on what they've done this year up to the trade deadline.
We'll go through every single team, give them a grades and get just a general overview of the league going into the all-star break.
Let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
There's a lot of underperforming teams this year.
Actually, I don't know.
My D tier was long.
Yeah, that's where a majority of my team is.
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nasty me me personally i'm a jerk jack type of guy
these are the good world all-stars that's
that's what he's on man that's disgusting let's jump right into this
so we're going to go instead of going team by team which to take forever
we're going to go letter by letter grade wise so you all want to start with the good teams
or the shit teams i think we start with the bottom dwellers yeah let's get them out
the way let's do that people who get an f grade for the season
Donovan you go first who is in who gets an f for the year all right so f
Detroit, Charlotte, Houston, San Antonio.
Those four right there.
Okay.
I had the same four, but I threw the nets in there as well.
Oh.
Interesting.
Man, the nets are crazy.
I didn't have them at F.
We'll talk a little bit later, but those four, I'm glad that we can agree on them
because they've legitimately sucked this year.
Oh, yeah, those are shitters for real.
They have to be in there.
Yeah.
And even like, whether it's been because of injury for a couple of them,
like Charlotte and like Lamello's barely been there this entire year,
losses are losses and you just keep piling them up and I don't know if there's a lot of good
coming out it's also about a lack of direction too not just losses yeah but before we get into it
mo what's your list for f i had the exact same thing as donovan except i added in the toronto
raptors yes f yeah there's just no there's no clear direction for them and they're just force
it now this is me like a front office thing i like this is not a scottie barns thing whatsoever
even though he struggled for a good portion of the season.
Like, I just think that they're in this nasty middle ground
and they're playing a very dangerous game of being mid
and trying to find a diamond in the rough or whatever the case may be,
rather than just getting straight to the point and stop trying to do too much.
Okay, just trade.
I see what you point.
I also despise the Raptors' current direction,
but I put them at D because I think F is, like, unique hollow ground
for absolutely worth of teams that I've had a waste of a season.
and they, I used to
They had a slow start
But they have good players
They're gonna be in the playing
They're gonna
Yeah, but like
We all thought they could be a good team
So there's a world where they
Who was we?
Y'all thought they could be a good team
Don't put me in there
I mean the general media
I had them like the 70s or whatever
I'm not
I wasn't like one of those people
Like they could Loki be the one seed
That was crazy
But I think they're gonna be
A respectable team in the play in
And so when we talk about
The other teams that are an F
Houston San Antonio
San Antonio is the first year for rebuild
They have absolutely nothing
going for them. Their best player is
Devin Vassell. Wow.
The Rockets are a wasteland
where basketball talent goes to die. Jabari
Smith looks like he's one of the worst picks
in recent memory. He'll get better, but like
their best player is a top 100
player in Alperin Sangoon. We look
at these teams, you compare them to the Raptors who have
an all-MBA level guy
in Siakum, a rising
hopefully, maybe not start anymore, maybe we don't have
those expectations for him, but a
prolific player in Scotty Barnes, they're
in a different tier, you know what I mean?
I know I still disagree with that
Maybe I'm a little bit
Maybe I'm a little bit too harsh
I might be a little bit too harsh
Not I'm thinking about it
But I'm still gonna
I'm a man of my word
And I'm still putting them at F
And as for the Houston Rockets
Like you said they're
I think they're like below an F
They're
Relegation
Expulsion bro
Asap immediately
Like they're not even allowed
In this facility right now
Because like there's
If you're a tanking team
Not to be not to
I don't want to make this part too long
But if you're a tanking team
You should have no worry
so no stress because you know you're going to be asked
but the level of ass that they've been
they have nothing to look forward to
Jayling hasn't been that amazing season
KPJ is KPJ and your
top three
number two overall pick or whatever he was
he's not getting the right opportunity
to know so like with how he's
being coached all the issues is just
amplified bro they're literally a college
they're a college team the oldest player
they're a nuclear waste the oldest player on that team
is Bobon and then after that
I think it's like Jayshon Tate who's like
27 years old like they
they don't have a lot of
fourth year player
yeah so it's like
yeah
listen that's NCAA right there
they're a level of bad
that I think is actively
detrimental to the players
they're trying to develop
they have the worst coach
in the NBA by far
who we're all happy for him
he got a chance
so everyone was rooting for him
it's horrific
he clearly has no locker room support there
that doesn't lead them well
the way he uses his teams
the way he uses his talent
way he deploys them
the players he gives minutes to
you ask a Rockets fan
about Deshawn Nix
and they want him under a prison
six feet deep they hate him
hell they hate him with all his heart
and it makes sense
because he gets a lot of minutes and he's not good
yeah
nobody there is
benefiting from their current structure
absolutely
absolutely not so yeah
so they are bottom bottom of the F tier
but then we still got teams like Charlotte
again Lamella's been out
don't really have a lot of direction
they should be in the
and they probably are in the Wembe conversation
so hopefully like for their sake
yeah for their sake maybe they get there
Detroit
Cade's injury
Yeah that's what I'm saying
Like Cade's injury
Really threw everything off
But even outside of that
Like Jaden Ivy hasn't been
As great as you'd like him to be
Like he's been
He's been right
He's been right
I feel like they're F because of like
Unfortunate circumstance right
Like Kay got hurt
Yeah and ruin their season
Just wasted a year so
Yeah
The only thing that's a right
A slight red flag for me is like
They got so many centers on their team
And at that point like
How many bigs can you
really, like, develop on that team.
Oh, yeah.
That should be important to be in Durham because he's different.
Yeah, I mean, Isaiah Stewart's going to be the odd man out.
Like, obviously, he has to get paid soon.
He'll be on a different team.
I think that's what it comes down to.
Yeah.
Is that going to next year, I assume they're going to keep Wiseman around,
took that risk on him.
It's going to be like a Nurkish and Yokit situation where they had these two young
big because I'm like, one hits.
Cool.
Other one goes.
I kind of think that's what they're going to do with Duren and Wiseman.
Yeah.
Which may know, maybe one of them was turning into a two-time MVP.
Who knows?
Ew.
Let's move on.
the next tier. I'm not always. That's that. That's the F tier. Oh, I put the Nets in there for obvious
reasons. I don't think we got too much explanation for that. They lost their two stars and they're
thrown into a rebuild. Like, that can't, your goal was to win a championship and now you don't
have any of those players in your team anymore. You're stuck with Ben Simmons, who has been
an utter failure that people are now wondering what's his future in the league. Every teammate that
goes there hates him and it seems like he hates everything about his career and nobody wants
to be around him. Nothing has gone right for them.
what were the net supposed to do about like this season what were they supposed to do
do did they have any other choice but to not be f tier like they were i mean they're supposed
to win a championship until they decided they didn't want to pay kairri and he blew it up has
touched every single tier in the NBA over the past like what half season this is crazy honestly
yeah yeah that's after you man uh spurs they're just no first year rebuild whatever
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fantasy and promo code TD3 donovan who is your D tier all right like I like I
I think a lot of us are going to be here.
I have a lot of teams in the D-tier.
I have nine.
Okay.
What do I have?
I think I might have 10.
All right.
So I have Portland.
I have Minnesota.
I have Utah.
I have the Lakers.
I have the Hawks.
I have the nets.
I have the magic.
Dang, I have a lot of people.
I have the wizards.
I have the Bulls.
And I have the Raptors.
That's essentially the same as me.
I lost count.
Yeah, I put the Raptors in D-tier because, again,
there three games.
500 like they're mid and they have they have a little bit of talent so they could do that i put
brooklyn in the d tier just because they got a decent haulback for kevin derrant and yeah for
trading all those picks away to go get james hardin they were able to replenish a little bit and so
they're not as they're not in as bad of a shape as they were like a decade ago when they were
starting another rebuild so the bar's the floor okay listen considering what they were at the
beginning of the year they you have a couple of nice players in mikhail bridges during finney
Smith is still there so like you have some trade assets going into the offseason so they're not
in a terrible terrible situation the best they could like you said but they're also in a rebuild
in year one but they don't have control over their pick for four years so it's like oh it's not as
bad as it was in 2012 but it's still pretty horrible compared to the rest of the league
that's fair that's fair i also want to get just a little credit because there was a stretch
where they looked pretty good so we're looking at it in we're looking at it in totality
they're probably a little higher than f mo what's your what's your d tier look like so my
deep tier is not nearly as deep as you guys i have one two three four five six teams oh okay and those six
teams starting the in the east are the brooklyn that's of course the alana hawks
washington wizards and the chicago bulls that's it in the west oh yeah and in the west i got the
blazers and then i have of course the minnesota timber wolves i feel like not it's hard it's hard
to distinguish this this season but specifically like for these teams they have so many things in common
more so every team except for the
Wizards and the Chicago Bulls because they're
just like mid and they don't do shit
but they've made like
seismic moves within their
organization and they
all if not backfired
haven't
materialized yeah yeah materialized
like whatsoever for the Atlanta Hawks
you have so many picks just to be fucking
mid and I'm pretty sure right now they're planning it's
in New York Nixon they're probably getting their back
boned out by Quinn Grimes so it's just
all down bad over there nasty statement I talk about them
way too much. And then for the Brooklyn Nets, like we just talked about them two seconds ago.
It's all up and down, all down bad over there for the Minnesota Timberville. They've been pretty
good as of late. But at the same time, there's still like two games over 500. So take a really
rid of out there. And as for the point of Trailblazers, they might be one of the most
depressing teams in the entire day because it's just like, you did all these moves.
Before we get too deep into every single team, let me tell you on my list real quick, because
I had the most extensive one. So I'll list mine and then we can go team by team of mine because
I think I have all the people you had as well.
Okay. Okay.
So I got first, the Lakers,
Okay.
Minnesota, the Golden State Warriors,
which y'all didn't have yet, so I'm kind of interesting here
why y'all have them at sea, given that the 11 seed.
Portland, the magic, the bulls, the wizards, the hawks, and the raptors.
So pretty much the same thing, y'all got, same conglomeration,
but I have the Golden State there.
So let's start with them.
Okay.
I have them that low because their expectations were go back to back,
everyone's like the young guys are going to come in take a leap
they're going to keep doing it what they're doing and balance
rebuild with still being a championship window
everything about that house of cards collapsed
they're the 11th seat right now I think
but you know it fluctuates a lot
Curry's out for another few weeks
that's been fucking them over a lot
because it's kind of starting to get to the point where we've got to talk
about him as an injury prone star
and they just there's no way any of us could think right now
that they're going to be a championship player
if this season ended today
like we need a seismic turnaround in only 26 games
It's just in terms of expectations of reality
They have to be D to me
Okay, okay
Here's why they're see
The fact that Steph has missed a lot of games
And they're still 500
To me that's why they're
That's what I see
Normally if you get the if the warriors are missing Steph
Like even when he just goes to the bench
Their numbers plummet
And a lot of times he goes out
And when he went out the first time
A lot of us thought like okay
Are the warriors who are already struggling
Are they just going to fall off the map
and the hole is going to be too deep for them to climb back out of once Steph gets there.
They've been able to maintain with him out.
So I think once he gets back, they're going to be okay.
There was a time where they were climbing up the standings with Steph,
and they were getting out of the playing conversation,
trying to solidify themselves in six.
So I think for them being able to stabilize without Steph for a majority of the season
or for a good chunk of the season,
that kind of offsets a little bit of the, like, finals hangover.
for me okay but i mean i'm just like to what avail like it's here they stabilized and they
had to succeed for a couple weeks yeah would be still even at that point when they were
rolling for their standards which means what they won like eight out of 13 games sick it's
still like nobody expected them to be a championship level when they were at that peak of their
season you know what i mean i just feel like we haven't seen them clicking to the point where we're
like oh they're back they can be a contender again and if anything short of that with step
curry it probably in the last couple years maybe three years of prime is another failure yeah absolutely
man uh now you're kind of talking me into it now don't do that stay here stay no no keep them in see
keep them in see they're they're going to be just they're going to be just how could you say
that at this point of the year nothing about that's been fine it's the warriors like this they are
i promise you there are 500 team if we get to the playoffs right let's say and let's say it's
going to be a very hard actually not even they are a game and a half out of the six seed let's say
they get there and their first round matchup is sacramento right are you taking
the Warriors or are you taking the Kings in the first round
Of course I'm taking them over Sacramento but after that
Now we get into the conversation where I'm never picking out where the entire Western
Conference is wide open
But it's really not that wide open
After that they're going to either play probably the Sons or the Nuggets
Are you taking them over the Sons or Nuggets?
Listen I know you like to joke about the Suns but let's not be insane
Come on listen no I'm saying
If we get to a playoff series and you have a team that knows how to win in the
playoffs the way that Golden State does
I don't think that we can just write them off
Because I hear you I hear you
Right I hear you like
But I think the Nuggets will steamroll them
It's steam roll them
I think it will steam roll them
As as currently struck today
They still have time to get back
And try to like make that little run
Before the playoffs and look more like the Warriors
But if they look the way they look today
Or let's say look before they look
Before Seth Curry got hurt
The Nuggets will steamroll them
The Nuggets are unfuck with the bull
In the Western up besides the Suns I think
Given the Warriors look like this
Obviously, things to change, like you said.
You can't write off the Warriors, but if we're just assuming they look like they look today,
I see no chance of them winning a championship.
Man, if they would have traded for OG, I don't know, it would be like I...
That would have changed things.
That would have been an entirely different conversation.
But instead of OGI, I don't know, we're over here talking about Gary Payton, Jr.
And he's not going to be available until what?
Two, three, four months from now or something?
No, not four months.
I don't know.
They're aiming for the playoffs to get him back.
So, like, a month maybe.
You put GP2 into that line.
going to be straight. They're going to be just fine. GP2 has been hurt all year. Gp2 is a fucking
friends who made along the way at this point. They had to redo the whole trade because
they realized his body was still fucked. I don't know if I'd be writing in GP2 like he's
going to be a playoff contributor. I think I think I think I think GP2 is going to give
them a little bit of boost that they need. I think I think the fact that that he was there last
year that continuity obviously is going to help. And it's it's going to be a plus it's he's not
going to come in and make things worse for them.
Oh, yeah.
And so I think that Golden State still has a very good chance to get to the Western
Conference finals, maybe even the finals.
I still, I still trust in them.
And as long as Steph is healthy, I don't know if I can realistically pick someone to
steamroll them in a playoff series.
I have to see, I have to see that before.
I mean, obviously, I'm being dramatic.
And I say that, I'm not, like, it's not going to be a sweep, but I think it will be,
like, the Nuggets will win with, if you, if you simulate this thing a hundred times,
80 times and the targets are going to win.
That's why.
So maybe that means it's six games with them all.
That's crazy.
We're just going to be done with these.
I try to be decorative today.
It's not working.
But it's mostly a healthy.
You said if steve's healthy,
but like that's the question.
They haven't been healthy at all this year for the most part.
Like it's always something with them right now.
Yeah.
And that's the biggest thing.
Yeah, exactly.
I just don't simply just don't think this is their year.
That's it.
Yeah, I think that's clear.
I think it's different.
Yeah.
Maybe they like make some Cinderella run and figure it out.
with some fucking insane legacy game shit of stuff but it's clearly not their ear i can tell you
that with definitively exactly all right who else is in this too minnesota we all had minnesota
we all had minnesota okay oh yeah i think we've beat the horse a lot about minnesota how
disappointing they are yeah we know what it is the ridy go bear trade was disaster
anthony anthony a anthony alex has been hooping as of late though but other than that like
maybe next maybe next maybe next one's there and they're going to be a lot better the second
half of the season for sure and who knows how different they're going to look when car
the town's finally comes back.
Who knows?
They haven't said anything yet.
Nobody knows.
He's still out indefinitely.
There's been zero update since he got hurt.
And it was like,
what did you care?
It was November 27, something like that?
November 28th.
Oh, I was a crazy guess.
But yeah.
Yeah.
No update.
It's insane.
Is he alive?
I don't know.
Somebody check on Jordan Woods.
She needs help.
Oh, no.
Listen, they're chilling.
I saw them on IG.
He's fine.
If he can try.
He said he saw them on IG.
He's fine.
He's playing PubG.
He's all right.
That's what I'm saying.
He's trying.
traveling the world with Jordan Williams.
He's okay.
I promise you.
But yeah, at some point,
maybe like after the All-Star break,
maybe next week,
we have to have an Anthony Edwards conversation
because we, going to the season,
I talked a lot about how people were crowning him very early,
and I wasn't seeing that last year.
Like, I see it in the playoff run.
I see why people say that,
but it was like, let's relax.
He hasn't made the star leave.
We assume he might.
In the beginning of the year,
I was like, it was right.
He wasn't quite making the leap.
He had struggled to fit with Gobert.
But man, this last month, six weeks,
he's been insane
like legitimately insane
as a rib score
yeah he's been
fucking oh my goodness
this is what I'm talking about
I remember we had a whole conversation
about Tyrese Halliborne
versus Anthony Edwards or whatever
I'm still taking Tyree cyclist
Anthony Edwards
I think no is Kate Cunningham
we're talking about Kate Cunningham
and Anthony Edwards
yeah I would still
really yes I would still take
Tyreys Halliburn
that's not crazy
I mean it's pretty close
that's not crazy no
no I remember I thought
we were talking about Tyrese versus Anthony
we might have at some point
but we had a big conversation
about Kate versus Annette
We have a lot of
That's a different conversation
We do a lot of TikToks over here
So we probably had both
So I'm saying
Yeah exactly
I'm just so proud of Anthony Edwards
In point blank period
He's figuring it out
He's legit making a superstar elite
Like when you look at him
It was like oh he's like oh the athleticism
He could bring that together
With clearly he has this burst out of his first step
And as a ball handler
Tenacious rim score
He has a jump shot
And it was always like
The jump shot wasn't quite what you want
From three point range
His passing was man
The defense wasn't quite there
But it's all coming together
now and i forgot the numbers i saw someone tweeted out but his rim scoring was like ridiculous it
was like almost 70% for a month or something like that yeah dude he's gonna put himself
next year he's gonna solidify himself as a top three shooting guard in the NBA top three
yeah interesting top three so book so behind booker and mitchell you think he's be better than
jalen brown he's oh i forgot about jeline brown but i see what you mean yeah no definitely
second tier i see you okay for sure yeah that wouldn't be crazy he's gonna be in that he's gonna be in that
combo for sure okay but outside of that we don't got to talk too much they're a detier team it hasn't
worked out they thought they would be a top four seed nothing's worked what about portland
tell me about portland's mediocre ass team let's not tell you about portland they are this is
worst case scenario for them is being just mid like the definition of mid simons just got hurt
last night like there's the the all-star break is coming up so maybe like like
Like that's going to be able to take a little bit of his recovery time outside of like missing games and stuff like that.
But there's nothing really for them.
Like nothing looks good.
The future doesn't the future doesn't look bright.
This season doesn't look bright.
I don't know if they have the assets to go make a major trade.
Honestly, I think I think the only thing that could save the Portland Trailblazers is if they buy low on Ben Simmons and he magically goes to the world.
They're in hell.
man that's a wet dream right there that's the only thing that i can see is that if they buy a law on ben simmons he goes to portland where nobody cares about him and all of a sudden like everybody's okay with him and and he that feels like the only option for them to even have somewhat of a big three but like injuries have plagued them all season the defense fell off after after the first half of the season dame has been great but that's what we say every year is that dame's great but the rest of the team has
hasn't like being able to put it together around him to get to get him enough so i think they're
biggest portland ben even if ben simmons was back to ben simmons it's not a good fit for him there
because they already have simons and lillard like that he'd be the third less offensively talented
guard the ball in his hands so like it just unless they're shipping out simmons or somebody else too
which maybe that's what is i think that might be the answer is they have to trade simons at
some point if another star becomes available it might be at to be simons and sharp and go get a star
like what if cat becomes available do they trade simons and sharp for cat
that's interesting yeah i think i might do that
that's the type of shit they gotta be thinking about going to next year because
they're gonna have some picks to play with they have those two young players
they have cam reddish now who maybe he makes him kind of leap with them finally given him
playing time shout out cam reddish but yeah man they're rudderless
it's just like biting time just enjoying lilard's vibes while he wants to be there
i don't i don't even know if cat cat wouldn't be enough for them to win so i i don't know
In my head, when I just think about the Blazers, there's just no realistic way for them to get that perfect star talent alongside Damien Lur.
I don't think Kat's going to be the solution or anything like that.
He'll make them definitely better, but no one's picking them to win the West.
At least it would be different, too, because we've seen Dame for basically his entire, or I guess since the market, since Alders has left, we've seen Dame for the last, like, seven, eight years play with another kind of like understander.
sized back court mate they're both
like really talented scores and at least if
you can get a front court player
a center right and just
have a different look to how you approach
your offense maybe that is like the jump
type of sadness sure at the end of the day
I don't know I mean but they're
running it is we all know that
they didn't have much hope they kind of trick people
in the first couple weeks the season and start off hot but
they're the blazers we all thought they'd be at the end of the day
you hate to see it
let's fire off through the rest is
D tier so you can move on
Magic
The magic
They're rebuilding
They're doing their thing
They found a star
They're a good rebuilding team
As of late
They've been killing
Especially Markle Colts
Palo can't make a jump shot
anymore which is concerning
But he hit the rookie wall
After having a big usage
Right early on
But we saw what he could do
So like we all know
He's gonna be a star eventually
Thanks
Yeah exactly
The Bulls of the Bulls
Hults
Humongous shout out to him bro
He isn't hoping for him
He is insanely fun to watch
And now I think
The Orlando Magic
Finally don't hate on that
don't know Markle like that he's been
insanely fun to watch
he's been better
he's been good if you've been following
you've been following Marquette for a minute
you know
it's like it's fun to see him like
it's good it's good to see him
thrive everyone everyone's dreaming for him
yeah yeah exactly and I think over
the last 30 games that they played they're over
500 by like maybe three games or something
like 17 and 14 or something
if my math is correct
and Markell is a face
of that forefront of that
yeah it's lit times in Orlando
man that's that's that's how you want to rebuild a team you can be ass it's okay but just have some
fun vibes and also try to sort of building good habits and along the way yeah just carry on to success
exactly so that's a great you know what they're trying to build they're trying to build a very
switchable team with a lot of size around two big forwards like a handle the ball and a versatile
guards you can play off ball in sugs and col anthony col anthony col anthony's not can be their long term
but at least sugs that's the vision so yeah at least we can point to that and see a team start
to form let's shout to them I don't want to talk about the bulls the bulls the bulls the bulls
made as fuck yeah the last six weeks
Zach Levine's numbers a little bit better than they were to start the year
he's back up like 26 points per game in that time
but they're the Bulls when they lost Lonzo
they lost any chance of being relevant
I don't even know what to say besides with the fact they're the Bulls
Lonzo please come back they're top 10 defense we need you Lonzo
they need big ball of energy out there in Chicago
it's not there
they hurt they need a lot
I don't know if I don't know if Prime Lonzo is walking
through those doors ever again I don't even know
if Lonzo's enough for them to turn around whatever the hell
he's not clearly
this point.
Big balla got it.
Bring in Leandro.
All right.
Same thing with Washington.
Washington is another team
which is content with being
mediocre as fuck with their mid three.
They're going to keep Kuzma this year
and pay them in the summer,
which if you wants to say,
good for him.
Kuzma Porzingis Beal is disgusting,
but we're going to see it
for the next three years.
Y'all got it.
I have no Washington words.
I don't want to talk about.
I have nothing to say about
Washington, man.
Who's the dude that we were talking about
before we started the podcast?
Shout out Jordan Goodwin.
He's a nice role player
they found.
Eventually, he'll be very good playing for the bucks or something and helping them win a championship.
Damn.
He already trying to move his ass.
Holy shit.
He's 100% of going to get traded in the coming years because he's too good and too relevant to a winning team.
No chance he stays with that team.
Shout out to Jordan Goodwin.
I have no reason, zero reason to watch the Washington Wizards.
Shout out to Deni of Dea.
I think he's having a better season than he was.
Not really.
Deni of Dina Fia kind of sucks at offense.
Other than that, like, I don't want to talk about them.
So let's move on.
I actually watch him a decent amount because I like watching Kuzma, but it's not fun.
Wow.
We talk about Toronto.
Don't got to talk about them anymore.
The Hawks, we talk about the Hawks at length, man.
Yeah, who cares next.
Mid.
DeJante didn't solve the problems.
Trey started off slow.
They're just not that good.
Facts, facts.
Trash.
Let's get to the C tier.
Cool.
Donovan, who was your C tier teams?
All right.
We got the Oklahoma City Thunder.
The Los Angeles Clippers, the Golden State Warriors, the Pelicans.
the heat, the Knicks, and the Pacers.
Okay, we're very similar.
So that's like, what is that?
The seven, yeah, seven teams in the C tier.
Nice.
Mo, who you got?
So I got the Golden State Warriors.
I got O'KC.
I got the Lakers, okay?
Okay.
I have Orlando.
I got the Pacers, just tremendous vibes.
All right.
And then I also have, no, I think that's it.
I see a team that I placed on there, but I want to place.
I forgot the Lakers.
I didn't say, I had them in D.
we didn't talk about them
Donovan where did you have the Lakers
I had the Lakers in my D tier as well
Okay
Real quick go back to them real fast
They would have been F
They're obviously the most disappointing team
In the league for their expectations they had
But I put them up to D because they made a promising trade
And hopefully it sets them up well for next year
It's really that simple
And I assume Mell you had the same thought process
She's put them to C for that reason
Yeah exactly
We're revamping your team
They were in the F but
Yeah
The major revamp that they did that boosted them up to C
Now it's kind of disappointing
that we haven't seen this revamp plus
like LeBron James and Anthony Davis playing
They're about to play like 45 minutes
I think LeBron's playing
Jamichael, yeah exactly
Anthony Davis has been playing like Jamichael Green
so it was just like
It's not fun right there right now relax
He's been terrible
No he hasn't
But regardless of the fact
They're a C
People just been hating on any for no reason
Hedy has not been awful
He had one one on nights
I just wanted to jump in
I just wanted to jump in
I don't know he would be talking
Yeah, so yeah
Same thought process
I put them up to D instead of C
Because I think they're still cooked for this year
But for next year it's promising
If I thought they had a chance of using this team
To be relevant this year
I probably would have said C2
But I'm not getting my hopes up
For my C teams
I got the clippers
The Pelicans
The Jazz
The Pacers
The Knicks and Miami
Okay
I forgot to put the Clippers there
So we all have the Pelicans here
Why is Miami in there?
Yeah
Where would you rather put them?
I feel like they're just having a very average, slightly disappointing, nothing special season.
A lot of injuries.
Yeah, that is true.
Like, B and A are people that are having like a pleasant surprise or an amazing season.
Miami's like been disappointing because of injuries, but they're getting back to where they should be.
They're like to succeed right now.
Average ass year, you know?
Yeah, exactly.
My exact reason is.
You were going to say something about the pelicans and I'm really excited.
I didn't have the pelicans there.
Should you have them higher?
Yeah, I have them higher.
Okay.
So in case you haven't noticed, they lost 10 games.
in a row and they're in the gutter right now they're in the playing range they're no longer a good
team and zionlinson had a setback in his injury he re-agravated his hamstring and he's going to be out
for weeks to come god man it never ends they had something good going which is why they're not
d or f they look great when zion was healthy we thought zan's absolutely him playing the top 10
player in the league but now he's not here and he's never here he's played 23% of his game
since he was drafted they have a star they cannot rely on they're not good enough to win when he's not
there despite having lots of guys
they gotta be see right
they have to be they have to be
it's tough it's tough now look
there's still top 10 in the league in that rating
which is like a testament to
to just how good that they were
before they fell off the face of the earth
right the fact that you can lose 10
10 in a row and be terrible
and also the plane range yeah
like so I don't know
I want to give them credit for
the beginning of the season it's the same reason
why I put Brooklyn in the detail, I want to give teams credit for, like, the entire season.
Yeah.
If we're looking at them probably over the last 30 games, New Orleans will probably be F.
Yeah, they lost 10 out of those things.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But we have to give them credit for what they were cooking earlier in the season.
And so I'll put them in C.
And hopefully, I really, really hope that Zion can come back, like, before the playoffs
and actually give us some actual, like, minutes.
Because we, we deserve.
deserve to see Zion in the playoffs at this point.
Zion deserves it.
It's a shame that, like, we talk, people talk about, about, like, his injuries and, like,
it's adding up.
I mostly just feel bad for him because he's losing such incredibly valuable development
time at a young age.
Having your prime development years in your first three, four seasons, be lost to injury
completely, having no ability to get playoff reps, that's so bad for your long-term development.
In the last four years that he's been in the NBA, I believe.
He was drafted in 2019, so four years, holy shit.
he has played
118 games in his NBA career
in total
crazy that's tough
in total
so that just goes to show
how like you said all the development
time that he missed and
it'll be interesting to see just how
much that matters I don't think
for him yeah that's a crazy thing it doesn't matter
because he's just like
that OPEA of a player
anybody who misses a majority of their first and third year
and half your second year should not be a
trucking superstar in their fourth year but he did it when he was healthy he was a legitimate
superstar so the fact that he's doing that with no development imagine if he has three years of
healthiness in a row he's on the exact same path joel and beat is on we're just waiting for him to
get healthy like joel did and now we're seeing joel's a MVP frontrunner every year him and he's just
big zion they're the same person yeah man man that is crazy to think about but yeah anyways
let's continue to your other c list the c teams okay yeah uh i had the jazz here i think
I think Donovan had them in D.
Yeah.
Okay.
I gave them C because, I mean, they're a playing team like we thought there'd be now.
They've kind of fell off.
They're probably going to fall out of the play in as someone like the Lakers or Blazers
takes their spot.
But they did a good job making more trades, getting more picks,
Lowry marketing and blossomed into a star.
They did everything you want from a first year rebuilding team.
So when I think of D and F, I think of like it's a disappointment in some way.
And I think nothing about this season has been disappointment for the jazz.
That's fair.
That's fair.
I put them at D just because I thought.
that their drop-off and from basically like the one-seat to where they are now.
And I'm getting out ahead of them falling out of the playoff, right?
Or out of the play-in.
That's what I'm doing.
And so I think that they're going to get caught by somebody.
I think Oklahoma City is going to be the last team to make the play-in.
I think they are.
I think they jump in over them and over the Lakers.
And so I'll just, I'm projecting on that one.
Okay.
Even if they fall out, I don't care.
They're rebuilding.
They were shooting above expectations prior to this year.
That's just gravy to me.
Okay.
Yeah, a number one seat in the West for like two and a half, maybe three weeks or whatever.
What a time to be alive.
Yeah, exactly.
I think we all had the Knicks and see you, right?
Yes.
They could.
Yeah.
You would think they'd be hired because Randall and Brunson have both been great,
like legitimately, extremely good for what you'd expect from them.
But man, R.J. Barrett fucking sucks.
And it takes you a lot, but you're paying a guy max money and he's not very good.
It doesn't contribute much impact at all.
Hard to recover from that
He's going to recover from that
I've tried so hard
To defend RJ Barrett on this podcast
I've tried so hard to shield him from the hate that you guys spew at him
And I can't I can't do it
I can't do it right like if
If the piece that was holding the Knicks back
From getting Donovan Mitchell was RJ Barrett right
And you come out and you play like this
you have to be gone
like you either you either have to be gone
or you have to be open to all this criticism
and that is exactly where we're at
and because like if RJ
is the player that we thought he was going to be
I mean I was campaigning for RJ
that he was potentially going to be
an all-star in the next coming year
Ray oh my goodness
he had all-star potential because he actually
he showed flashes
boo this man those flashes were not there
this year they are not there
I really wish you would have stood on that take
with your chest earlier in the season.
All-time clip.
I thought you never stood on the pod.
I wish you would have been funny.
Yeah.
Dang.
Wait, I thought I did.
I thought we've had so much RJ hate.
I thought I thought I have said such a good before.
I've been saying for three years that R.J.
Bear is simply not good at anything.
He's not above average in any tangible skill set.
And it remains.
Like, sure, you can say he's a decent on-ball defender, and I think it ends there.
I mean, but he's been inconsistent at times this year.
I'm saying he's decent.
a little bit of credit but like he's not a good shooter not a good ball handler not a good
passer not a good finisher not a good off ball defender not a the list goes on man the finishing
stuff since he's gotten into league was that's the weirdest just like drop off in his game
because at duke he was so good finishing through contact and that's why i thought that was one of
the reasons why i was actually like he wasn't though he was he was in theory he was in theory he was but
his numbers are always bad at duke and people chalk it up to he's playing with other stars
and the system doesn't really allow him to cook.
The same thing we said when he got the Knicks
and they had no spacing,
that high school RJ was a really good finisher,
but for some things have held him back
in all three levels
that stop him from doing that after then.
At some point, you just got to realize
that he's just not fucking good at this,
you know what I mean?
You know what's so funny?
Like, it's so funny
because I think sometime earlier this season,
people were starting to compare RJ Barrett
to Andrew Wiggins,
trying to say that they're in a similar position.
It's just because they're Canadian.
Canadian.
That's, that you couldn't just, you couldn't be more wrong.
They're just 6.9 and Canadian.
Like, that's the only, that's the only, like, possible comparison that you can make to them.
So it's like, 6.9.
And it is just like, 6.9.
I don't know.
He's not.
6.7.
That's what I think.
Wakins is such a, is such a completely different player who is extremely gifted on a lot of size of the court.
He just wasn't allowed to show.
Not allowed, but he wasn't put in the best position.
The words have really changed.
Warriors have really, really changed the narrative on Andrew Wiggins history right now.
Relax.
You're completely rewriting Andrew Wiggins history.
It was not that he wasn't, he wasn't in a bad situation.
He was prioritizing the wrong parts of his game and trying to be a go-to score and not focusing
on defense, catch and shoot, these type of things that the Warriors forced him to get into
because they saw the vision that you're not this guy.
It wasn't that he had all the opportunity in the world.
He was just probably viewing himself and being viewed because of his draft status as the wrong
mold of the player.
Yeah, exactly.
he was in a bad situation
he was the bad situation what do you mean
like Andrew Wiggins for like seven
for like seven years was one of the most
disappointing players in the league
and then he goes to the Warriors and he's the fourth
option and everyone's like oh my gosh he's so good
you're the fourth option fam like all you have to do
you have two jobs make threes
guard people that's it yeah
yeah like they took things off his place
and he got better when you say he was in a bad situation
you mean he was cast him to the wrong role
okay true that that's what it is
But when I hear bad situation, I think like he wasn't given the opportunity to find his role when he was given all the opportunity in the world, all of it.
Yeah, he was given all the opportunity, but it just wasn't, he was just, he just wasn't meant to be that guy.
Yeah, you're right.
Be the face of a franchise or organization.
That's the thing though.
You're right.
It's not the same for RJ Barrett because he's currently in that role that Andrew Wiggins is in now.
Like he's supposed to be the third guy doing the stuff that you need to do to win games.
He just not good at that either.
Yeah, exactly.
He put him as the first option.
I'm hurt.
Semi first option a couple of years ago.
Then now he's like bona fide second and now what does he do?
Oh my God.
God damn, bro.
All right next to you, man.
He steals money right now as he's doing.
That's all the teams I have.
The clippers are in C.
Oh, we're in C.
We're in C, my bed.
Yeah, Clippers are in C.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Talk about the Clippers.
Yeah, they, listen, they are the most inconsistent team because their stars cannot
play together.
They have two stars who remain hurt, Kaui Leonard.
he was he came back and played like what like a game or four at the beginning of the season then he was out it seems like every other night either paul george or kawai leon is out they try to get john wall in there he's off the team now they just made a couple of trades they seem to be in constant transition this year i don't know what they are because we haven't seen the clippers at full strength for two weeks this entire season so like they're solid though that's a thing that's what i'm saying they're solid shout out tailu that was a
one of the reasons why we thought they were going to be really good is because they had a lot
of depth coming into the season and we thought that if kawai and pg could be there then they can
obviously take that step elevate that has not been the case they are disappointing and is simply
because they are inconsistent and they can't stay healthy yep and then they just redid their whole
fucking supporting cast at the deadline which is interesting so it's like yeah like you said c is a team
that's just having an average season that's not special or particularly disappointing and that's
we got thing with clippers right because they would be very disappointing but they've
somehow kept themselves afloat through all this so it's just like a nothing burger of a season
facts yeah exactly you know i don't really think of them as much at all and other than like
the clippers is just thinking about them redoing their whole entire supporting cast getting rid of
luke canard the john wall experiment was a massive flop fucking hilarious yeah r p jrp john i'm not
gonna say that but for john wall man like i'll say r r p john wall's career i'm never forgotten
okay career at the beginning of the season doodles over here talking about you got to guard
kawai leonard paul george and also me how are you going to stop that how are you going to stop that
and then he went ahead fast forward i respect the confidence i'll say that a couple months into
the season he's talking shit about his home to his last team to houston walk it's he gets shipped
back there and they buy him out fired and now he's the face of unemployment damn it sucks
i don't want too much on john wall because like we all love him we wanted him to succeed again
but it's Jover.
Damn.
I don't already have any thoughts
about the Clippers, bro.
Yeah, there's nothing to say.
They're just, like the Laman said,
they've been inconsistent
because they haven't been available,
and until they are,
we can't really take much from them.
Yeah, exactly.
I got to Pacers and see.
Did y'all have Pacers and see?
I did.
I did, yeah.
Yeah, we all agree.
Tremendous vibes.
Right now, they start off really hot.
They really succeed when Tyrese is healthy
to start the year.
He got hurt, they fell off,
and they haven't recovered since,
but they had their young player
blossom into a legitimately rising star,
so that's a win for the year.
Yep.
100% Tyrese All-Star proved Wally Zerbiak wrong.
So that's...
Fuck Wally Zerbiak.
What a loser.
That's really nice for them.
And they were, listen, they were finally able to get kind of some direction with him,
with Halliburton, with Miles Turner.
Buddy Heald is still doing buddy-heeled things, just knocking down threes.
Benedict Matherin looks good as, you know, also like he looks like he's going to be able to do it,
to do some stuff moving forward.
So, yeah.
I'll say see because again again when Tyrese was healthy they were just fine yeah exactly
and no one expected anything out of them fact i thought i for sure thought they were going to be
in the wendy conversation you me both yeah absolutely absolutely i was over here rooting for them to
go ahead and get wendy because i just thought that combination was going to be crazy but apparently
they're way too good and i'd rather see them i don't want to say i'd rather see them like this
but you know something interesting about the pacer's just dawn on my mind bro they're just not meant
to go ahead and get the number one overall pick they've never seen
they're one of the only teams in NBA history
who's never gotten the number one over that's not an accident
it's not an accident they have an owner who
the old ass lady I think it's an old lady owner
that has it on the team for a long time
and they just like fielding a competitive team
and refused to rebuild ever
like it's completely by design I respect that
yeah that's their FMO they said we're in Indiana
we're now a large market team we have a core group of fans
that love basketball and we want to give them the best
parts we can every year
also their owner their owners
Herbert Simon.
I was wrong.
I was thinking of the Pelicans, lady.
I forgot her name.
I realized I'm after I said.
I was thinking about the Pelicans owner.
You're in your bag regardless.
Yeah, but either way, that's their ammo over years.
Feel the competent team and they refuse to rebuild because they don't think their market can deal with that.
Yeah, exactly.
That's right for resigning Miles Turner as well.
After all these goddamn traders.
I think they should trade them to Lakers, but neither here nor there.
He's still going to be in trade rumors over the summer.
Like, they don't want him.
For the rest of his life.
He can be retired.
He still won't be in trade rumors.
You'll be a title from this retirement home to that retirement home across the street.
I'll never get traded.
I'll play this whole career at the Pacers.
It'd be so funny.
That would be the most annoying thing ever.
If I was Miles Turner, I would just ask, just please trade me at some point.
Yeah.
Yeah, man, let's move on to the B tier teams.
Oh, let's do it.
Mo, you go first this time.
Who's your B tier?
All right.
So for my B2 teams, this is tough because I feel like a lot of teams, some teams are to be in A,
but I just can't do it.
So for beer team,
B team,
I have the Miami Heat.
One of the reasons why I put them in B instead of C
is because although they've like been not as good
and started off super slow in the season,
they were behind teams like Washington or in that Washington and Chicago realm
and they shot all the way up to the...
It's not hard to do.
What's that?
Six seed and also Bam out of bio,
fucking love that dude and he's absolutely bawling out of his mind.
He's being the player that a lot of people bullied him on social media to be.
so he's
I have them in the B tier
I have the
Norris Pelicans
because
yeah
that's a stretch
they did all the right things
they just can't stay healthy
you know they should be at best
yeah I don't
I don't want to put them in C
because they're so deep
to help keep
they're so deep
and because of their death
it's helping keep
keep them alive
they're not alive
they're barely alive
they're not life support
they lost 10 in a row
they lost 10 in a row
they lost they lost 10 in a row
and they're still the 7th C
that's so
damn in front. I don't think they are anymore.
Are they? No, they are. Oh, they are? Yeah, they are. Okay. All right. So, um, and then I have
the Dallas Mavericks at for B as well because like fucking Luca and even though they made
all these moves which are just like kind of a red flag. At the end of the day, I think these moves
needed to be done. They really didn't have that many choices. And, um, I'll condemn them if it
backfires for sure and I'm backtracking on every single word that I said. But for now, I'm putting
that might be and I think that's all who I want to get you got you got you let me put the Memphis
grisies there as well I need to put the grisies there as well because they haven't been at
they've been elite they've been the second best team in the Western conference consistently
as years went on so yeah I'm just going to leave it at that we'll catch up to the rest but
I think that's it from my B tier I have the bucks the mavs the sons okay C and the 76ers
wow okay C is that high for playing
I mean, when we're talking about grades,
it's all about what you expected from them
versus what they did, right?
And SGA blossom to a legitimate top 15 player in the NBA.
They have a super starter builder around now.
Next year they're getting the number two pick
that has had, Chad Holngren.
And they're going to be probably in the playing.
Like if things shake out the way they have,
they've been surprisingly competent in every single way.
They're top 10 defense.
They're super well coached.
They don't even have a center on the roster.
They're playing Jaylon Williams there who's like 6-9.
And somehow they're just, like I said,
extremely competent team.
from a team that we thought would be one of the worst teams in the league
who was their head of coach shout out to him man
I don't know what to say his name it's a hard name to pronounce
I don't want to butcher it yeah I have no idea he is but
yeah I got he's doing mav sons okay C 76ers
okay okay 76ers okay that's interesting
fair fair all right it did come up to a super
give us your list on before we get into him all right so my B tier
I have the 76ers I have the Cavs I have the Grizzlies I have the Mavericks
and I had the Thunder and C, I'm moving them up to B because the same logic that I had with the Jazz and I was projecting out and how they're, you know, their fall off and they're going to fall out of the plan.
I'm going to apply that to OKC.
I think they're going to make the plans.
And like everything that Isaac said, Shea, Shea's also been able to like carry that offense and like not be a three-point shooter and just get to the paint whenever he wants, which is ridiculous.
Like he can, he can single-handedly, like, carry a.
Offense is really not built for him in my mind.
It's ridiculous.
So, yeah.
So Thunder, Grizzlies, Mavericks, Sixers, Cavs.
Okay.
So we both had the Sixers in there.
Mo, you have an A tier, I assume?
Yeah, I haven't met your tier.
A tier.
Why do you guys have them in B tier?
There's just been something off with them all year long.
They just haven't been able, like, they've had a really nice.
It's the offense.
They, yeah, they had a really nice streak where, like, they were winning games and they were moving back up the standings.
But being able to integrate.
I reached Maxie back into the offense on top of having Hardin and Embed there and trying to make all these, you know, all these moving parts work.
One of my biggest complaints at the beginning of the season was that I felt like Maxi wasn't able to kind of step in there and that offense wasn't able to be like cohesive.
I still had that complaint.
It still feels like James Hardin and Joel Embed do their thing and then Maxie goes off and does his thing and it's not like a, it's not a singular offense.
So it's not cohesive at all.
Yeah, and so that's one of the complaints that I have for them.
And, again, they're moving up.
They're moving up to seed.
They haven't really gotten everything that they should have gotten out of PJ Tucker.
Daniel House hasn't been great.
They just traded Matisse Stibald.
There's been a lot of turnover on the roster.
So they could have just been a little bit better up until this point in the season.
So that's why I'll have them at game.
Yeah.
I just saved eight-tier teams for people that are having great seasons based on what you want them to be.
And I feel like they're having a fine season.
Like they're 3-C.
They're in the mix for one of the top teams in the east,
but they're a notch below the bucks in the Celtics.
I think we'd all pick those two teams in the series over them pretty easily.
Yeah.
Their offense...
Yeah, absolutely.
Hardin and beat are a great pick and roll duo.
They, those are numbers in terms of like...
I think they're the highest assist duo in the league.
Yeah, they are.
They have a solid chemistry.
They've combined for like 167 assists this year.
Exactly.
I think the next...
The second one was like 116,
which was actually Tyrese and Buddy healed, surprisingly.
But even with that being the case,
it's the numbers aren't terrible
but when you watch them you're like
this is not going to be super good in the playoffs
like put a smart team against them
that switches everything and forces you to get into
trick them into playing this one-on-one isolation ball
they get into sometimes
I don't think they set themselves up well
to give Joelle and Bid the best shot
of finally having his playoff moment
it's not horrible so that's why they'd be but
do you think that's a coaching thing or a roster thing
or both both I mean he's Doc Rivers
Doc Rivers isn't the best coach in the world
he's competent but he's not good per se
and he's
yeah it's mad as fuck
you're being way too nice
I'm just I mean I am
I'm trying not to get into a fuck Doc Rivers moment
but Doc Rivers sucks ass for being honest
yeah and I don't know
I guess it's like this is the James Hardin you have now
he's not the prime James Hardin you would have wanted
like Donovan said the defensive pieces they brought in
her ass PJ Tucker's washed
it's just a good team
that isn't quite as good as other ones don't I mean
nothing they did wrong
that is true
so why they're gonna slide them to the B tier
we swayed you
they're a team that I wanted to put them in the A tier B like
I think if you were to ask me this a couple weeks ago
when they were steam rolling teams and they were streaking
they would have been A for sure but they've definitely slowed down
a bit and like Tyrese max he just doesn't feel
I don't want to say he doesn't feel right on this team but like he just hasn't
been maximized and I feel like they're just entire
offensive system
I just I read through it
I see through it
and it's pokeable
they're bendable in the playoffs
best way to say
I mean it's such a well-in-beat
and James Hardin-led team
two people that have notoriously
been worse than the playoffs
for a variety of reasons
injuries a lot of times
burnout unfortunate circumstances
for Joelle and Bede
but everybody sees a path
to this team falling short
in the playoffs
and until we see otherwise
I feel we should like assume
that's going to be the case
yeah exactly
but they're doing what
you know what I'm saying
a lot of people assumed they'll be doing
which is rather be right they're not like they're not a failure in any way
it's just passable
yep they're doing their jobs
all right and I was getting to the real
the real deal we all have the sons in B
which
I don't have them in A I have the sons in A
oh
I'm cool with that oh because he got KD okay
yeah yeah yeah because he has a fucking played shit
let him go with that I'm fine with that
we'll save them they're talking I'll put him up in A as well
amend that
the B. I had them in B. Did you all have them in A?
I have them in A. I had the Mene. I had the Mene. I had the Mene. I thought about it because they've recovered, but because they had the slow start of the season, they still might have some shooting concerns long term.
There's, when you watch them play against the Celtics yesterday, it was not what you'd want against the backups of the Celtics.
It just seems like they're missing something. Obviously, it took a while for Chris.
Jake Rutter.
Yeah, then I got Jake Rutter, which honestly, unironically will help.
but Janice's shooting was cold to start the year
Drew Holiday is on a fucking bender right now
Not bender, that's the wrong word
On the heater right now
And he's been amazing
Chris Milton not so much
All the other shooters not so much
I just feel like they're not
Runaway
Win-wise they've kept up
Partially because of Celtics have been
A little disappointing lately
They've been up and down
Compared to how they started
But they don't feel like
The runaway best team in the East
As you'd want them to be
As a Bucks right
Yeah that's fair to say
But I feel like the only reason
reason why that so simply because of like
sidekick issues Chris Middleton and it hasn't
been Chris Middleton because of Andrew and stuff like that
and if he can
maintain this level of
consistent a level of consistency towards the end of the
season when it comes to strictly health
I think they'll be totally fine and with Drew
Holiday playing like this putting a 40
pieces he's an all-star season too
they will be fine for sure I'm looking
my chops at them though they'll definitely be totally fine
I'm just thinking that eight tiers should be
better than being fine it should be teams
that are like having legitimately great
seasons that you're above and beyond expectation
wise. And I don't see any way the bucks fall into
that. At best, they're doing their job now.
With the things that they've gone
through this season, I think I put them
in the A tier. That's fair. That's fair logic with it.
If Drew was fucking ass,
then I for sure beats here, or not ass, but not
phenomenal, then, like, I can see
that. You could say that they've dealt with a lot of trials and tribulations
and they fought through it, and they're still where they want them
to be, so I'm not mad at that.
They're B-plus. Yeah, exactly.
We all had the maps here, right?
Yes, yes
Tell me about that Donovan.
Why are the Mavs in B tier?
All right, so a couple reasons.
So I thought that the Mabs were going to be fairly good this year.
Right now, they're outside of the playing.
Coming, I guess up until a week and a half ago,
they had Luca, who's playing at an MVP level,
and they added Kairi.
And so even though that, like,
even though I think that in the short term, they got worse,
they've been able to win games.
Why do you say that?
They did not get worse, man.
I think, well, I'm saying,
I'm saying like in the short term,
term for the playoffs of this specific year, I think, I think, I think, I think that they're going to be
able, I think that teams are going to be able to, to kind of expose them a little bit in, in the
playoffs with, with the lack of defense. But, do you know, Finney Smith is not fucking dead.
It puts a, it, listen, obviously, like, Luca and Kyrie, they are 100% up to the task
of scoring every point that you need them to, but it puts a lot of pressure on them to do so.
We've seen burnout from, from Luca before. We've seen Kyrie.
That's a thing.
have a couple of things before it was on both of them it was just on luka as even worse right
yeah who was he going to lean on before this they're using lean on a stellar defense of dorian
phony smith like he was at some stopper like no no but i still i have questions about them in the
playoffs and i don't think like i don't think the the main question that everybody's having of like
oh you have two ball dominant people i don't care about that we've seen we've seen we've seen
we've seen karee play off ball that's going to be just fine but you get down to last to final
possessions or to possessions like they had the other night against Minnesota and both of these
guys get locked up on the perimeter like that like things like that are a little bit concerning
but what's so alternative you go out and you get a star moving forward for for low cost
and you're able to help out Luca and basically upgrade from Jalen Brunson to Kyrie Irving
and make that replacement overall overall like as a team building aspect that's good
so that's why I put Dallas there and again they're outside the play in so I'll put
them as me. When you say outside, you mean they're above the plan?
Yeah. Okay. Outside makes it sound like the 13 seat or something. I was confused for a second.
No, I'll just, if they were that, I'll just say they're out the playoffs right now.
Gotcha. Okay. Yeah, see, the difference is, I mean, I haven't beat here as well, so clearly we're in the same realm.
I just, I don't think they're worse for the playoffs, irrelevant to the grading we're doing right now.
But I think when the alternative was you have one star and a decent, another extra decent defensive piece,
that extra defensive piece doesn't help you more
than an additional star does in the playoffs
because I think there is no world where they make a run
but just Luca and the supporting cast around him
and now I think there's a world where they might
if things click well and their defense holds up
and something that's important to just mention as well
they're missing I don't want to say this like he's a superstar player
but he is a difference maker Maxie Kleva
and these last few games that we have seen
with Kyrie and Luca Dodgers
although they're going to have the like minor kinks like every young new dude not young but every new duo
yeah has when they first start out and i wouldn't want to judge them or throw out things like that
because it's just going to happen until like towards the end of the season if they're still doing
these type of things that's a red flag yeah but as of now i'm chilling did y'all see their their top
three guys got scored 90 points combined and they still with their back blown out by minnesota
that's tough those little crazy game but not backs blown out that wasn't a blowout
It was early on.
I think they closed it up.
But they got handled.
But they were, yeah, they were going to handle the whole game.
Like it was consistent routing.
It wasn't a blow at like a 21 point skunk, but it was consistently teeth kicked in.
Yeah, exactly.
I was watching that game.
I think, was that game last night or am I tripping?
Two days ago, I think.
No, it was like two or three days ago now.
So, yeah, I remember watching that game and they were making their runs and they were putting up a fight towards the end of the fourth quarter.
Shout out Josh Green.
Yeah, shout out.
Oh, my God.
He's one of the, he's one of my favorite and also one of the best role players.
the entire NBA.
Nice.
One of the best athletes
point play period.
He can do a little bit
of every single thing
on the court.
Dude,
he's,
he's a,
he's a gem.
He makes it,
he makes life a little bit easier.
Not easier,
but he makes life
a little bit better
now that you don't have
Dorian Smith Jr.
There's a lot of pressure
on him defensively
the goal of the playoffs this year.
Say his name right.
DFS.
DFS.
Dorian Finney Smith.
There we go.
I'm a big Dorian
Finney Smith fan.
Yeah,
he's great.
Yeah.
Let's,
close we got.
We're now,
we're in.
is A tier.
My eight tier.
Sacramento Kings.
Yeah, Sacramento Kings.
We all got them there.
Beam team.
The best story in the league,
the biggest difference
expectations in reality this year
was easily the Kings.
They're a lock for all of our eight tiers.
We all have the Nuggets.
Best team in the West by far.
Three-time MVP on the way.
They really have no competition in the West,
besides the Suns.
Okay.
Yep.
I'm with them with it.
I think Donovan, you have the Cavs and B.
I have the Cavs in A.
Okay.
I have the Cavs in A as well.
Yeah, like they're the fourth best team.
You can say, I think I have more hopes for them than six years in the playoffs.
So I would say the third best team in the west, in the east.
The integration of Donovan Mitchell was excellent.
And you see the outline of a really good team,
especially next year when you get this three spot filled together.
They're, I think there's nothing you can say wrong with their season.
Yeah.
For me personally, they are exactly what I thought they would be going into the season so far
and the exact same questions that I've had.
There's some questions there, but that ain't stopping them at all.
For real.
Yeah, they're great.
So I had them just under, like if we were ranking them, they would be at the top of my B tier.
Yeah.
Like they're B plus A minus right now.
I think the one thing that's keeping me away from the top spot is the fact that I just, I like the other teams a little bit more than Cleveland.
Like I like Boston more.
I like Milwaukee more.
we already talked about
like in terms of expectation
Sacramento finding their way in there
I
there's just
something that I need to see
in the playoffs
that's keeping me away
from putting them in the A tier
but I's not a tier list
it's like you know it's a regular season grade
so yeah no I know I know I know
but it's just
I'm still just waiting
I'm waiting to see it
to see everything click
and not that it hasn't
but yeah I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting
I got you
Celtics are obviously all eight here
but don't got to talk about them
they're the amazing team
they were the second half of last year
they're fantastic
they've had some inconsistencies
in the past six weeks or so
but every top team
goes through that eventually
and they've weathered the storm just fine
Jason Tandum
kind of fell out of the top tier
the MVP race though
that's interesting
that really sucks for him
that
he's never going to win it
you were happy for Tadam too
not really
not as MVP's like being
when we had a
when we had a
when we had a
when we had
had Kenny on the show before the season started,
I said that we asked the question for the hot takes
was Will Jason Tannen won an MVP in the next three years?
And I was like, no, he's going to be second or third
every single year and he's never going to be the guy that gets it
because there's going to be other guys that have more gaudy stats
because they're bigger ball handlers than him
and they're going to get over him every year.
Here we go, exactly what happened.
Look at this guy.
He knows ball.
For my last team A, I had Memphis there.
Did y'all have him in B or A?
I had him in B.
I had them in B, I believe
Had them in B.
So you could say they fell out of it
Because they hadn't kind of had that stretch
Where they similarly to the Pelicans
Lost a fuck ton of games in a row
But I would say the fact that they were able to do that
And still be the runaway two C in the West
Shows just how fucking great they were to start there
And build this lead for themselves
I think if we're giving the Nuggets credit
For being by far the best team in the West
They're by far the second best team in the West all year
That I think they
That's what you want.
A lot of people were saying last year was an inconsistent fluke
They're going to fall back a little bit
Me included and they just haven't
Yeah, so I don't know exactly
I think
I think if you're the I think if you're the Grizzlies
You're you should be competing for the number one seed
Right now
And they are
They are not going to get the number one seat
Oh you're right they're five games back now
They're five guys back that's not happening
They're not they're out of that race
They should be competing for the number one seed right now
And they're and they're not
Why though? They have one star like I feel that's not
They have one star on their team
I mean but this has been there
MO for the last for this year and last year like they've been able to to compete and do all that
and as soon as your main job goes out there and personally I loved it I love the fact that he went out
and said there's nobody in the West that were that were scared of but you have to go out and
you have to back it up and since that point they just can't beat anybody in the West and so you do
all that you put the target on your back you were ascending and purposely put a trap out there
in front of you and you fall over it and now you're like in the two sea where you could have
had home court advantage throughout the entire playoffs and could have been competing right here
and so for that it's very disappointing and on top of that like Desmond bane he got hurt
his first 10 games or whatever was ridiculous he fell back jerry jackson junior he's he's been
fantastic Dylan brooks though Dylan brooks still is on the roster and that's a problem
because he just keeps messing things up so that's why I would put them in beat
Okay.
Yeah, I'll put them at an eight if I felt like they were one of those teams like the Milwaukee Bucks, Denver Nuggets, or Boston Celtics, who just felt like when it came to 90% of the NBA, they were untouchable.
And I feel like the Memphis Grizzies are a very touchable team.
I knew you were going to say that.
I knew you were going to say that.
That's such a.
No one's even thinking like that.
No other viewers are something like that right now.
They're like, what is up with Donovan, man?
That's just a little bit of your mind right now.
To say something is touchable.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I knew you were going to say it.
They can be defeated.
They can be defeated.
In any sense.
They were untouchable.
In any sense.
Touchable is a crazy verb to use.
I know what you mean.
I wasn't going to pause it,
but it is a funny word to use.
Yeah, anyways.
But you can touch them so hard.
Okay, yeah, that's great.
You can touch the hell out of them.
Yeah, I know, that's nasty.
People are touching jaw left and right.
They're not, when you think of, when I think of the Memphis grisies and how they could pan out in the playoffs, like, other than like a team like, okay, of course, like the Sacramento Kings or whatever, I'm not seeing any team that's like an easy, oh, they're going to whip their ass other than like the Sacramento Kings and then, of course, you got the Minnesota Timberwolves because they got their number and the Pelicans because they're going through injuries.
But other than that, like, you got to go against the Warriors, the Dallas Mavericks, the Clippers, there's the Phoenix Suns, and then there's a Denver Nucket.
So it's just like, they're very touchable to me.
And he doubled out.
And there's, and in my mind, with how you would think they would ascend compared to the last season to this season, that wouldn't be, that shouldn't be the case.
I think maintaining it with it last year, not ascending is fine.
I think they aren't the most, they're a superstar-led team.
they have one star player and then a really good team around him and being the two seat again is completely fine
i don't think that's i think it's another great season definitely fine they're not a they're not a they're
not a they're not a disappointment whatsoever but like yeah but i mean i think last year they exceeded
i think they just exceeded again by continuing to be the second best team in the west despite
having one star player and a bunch of good players around him i don't even think they exceeded they have
an extremely well like well-rounded roster like in my mind this is like one of the perfect
construction that you put you could possibly do for someone like john moran yeah so like this is what
they are they're going to be a consistent top three seed for as long as they're going to be healthy
it's a similar argument to the buck so i can easily put them in b so i see what you mean yeah
guys i regret to inform you that is our entire list it is ticot time let's get into it and the truth
is i don't actually regret it i'm very happy to tell you let's do it so like always we're
start off with a draft like we always do this time i need you guys to pull up the all-star
teams for this year because we're going to draft lineups with only people who made the all-star
team and we're going to count alternates and people who got out for injuries you said what
we're going to count all alternates too all right bet yeah me more bodies
meme there we go cool so yeah we'll pull those up
2023 all-star roster which really you don't even got pulled up because it's like you know
the fucking players.
Yeah.
But yeah, let's do this.
So yeah, people have just got
to the all-star team.
I think, is it my turn
number one pick?
Did I go second last time?
Didn't you go first last time?
No.
Isaac went third.
I went first,
Mo went second.
Okay, so Mo's first,
I'm second,
you're third.
Yeah.
Cool.
All right.
Let's draft NBA lineups
with only people
who made the All-Star team this year.
Let's draft NBA lineups
with only people
who made the All-Star team
this year. That's so wordy
All-Star team this year.
Yeah, okay.
Okay. Let's have NBA lineups
with only 2023 All-Stars.
There we go. Perfect.
Nice. Mo, you go first.
There's really no wrong pick when he comes
to the first overall pick.
But I need Janus.
Okay, that's fine. Give me honest at the coup.
Picking the best player in the world, it's easy.
Number two, give me Nicole Yokic.
Okay, okay, that's gonna be the MVP again. I need them.
All right. Give me, give me Steph and give me Joel and B.
That's a fucking disgusting duo. Damn.
That's menacing right there, bro.
You know what? The only way for me to match that duo, give me Luca.
Isaac, stay with the white man on his team.
Yeah, exactly. There's something about Isaac that he ain't telling us.
It's gonna be a white boy summer.
Oh my goodness
All right
Listen, the games in Utah
That's all I'm saying
Playing to the crowd
Like you
Okay
That your turn
Donovan
Yeah it's my turn
All right
So go ahead
Give me LeBron James
Fuck I was hoping you fell to me next
And then I want
Jason Tatum
I need a big body
That's a nasty top three
Big ass
Yeah
okay oh yeah well this is the easiest pick in the world give me kevin durant
i was hoping
bro he he's okay yeah all right whatever he's gonna argue that right now i was hoping i was
hoping he would he would fall to me okay that's fine that's fine all right so i have i have step
and joll and bid give me donovan mitchell good pick good pick nice and at my i need a four i
I need a three and a four.
Hmm.
Where am I going to go with this?
Where am I going to go?
You know what?
I don't care if he's hurt.
I like him.
Give me Zion Williamson.
I like him.
Give me Zion.
My plan is foiled.
Damn.
All right.
Okay.
My turn now.
So I have Lucas.
So I have a point guard.
I have a center in Yokic and have a four in.
KD so they had two and a three you know what I'm gonna get Luca's real life back
world partner now give me the last remaining starter give me Kyrie Irvin okay that's
fire that's fire all right so I got Janus LeBron and then who was the last
dude that I got I got John's LeBron and Tatum all right so I'm pretty full with the
wings I need some goddamn shooting for a little bit more shooting on this team
not me I got all the shooting yeah the best
The best player on this all-star roster, who's an absolute sniper, is Damien Lillard, so I need him on my roster, all right?
Okay.
So I got Dame, Tatum, LeBron, Janus.
It's big as hell, bro.
And to cap things off, damn, to cap things off, I'm not even going to go for that.
To cap things off, damn, dude, there's so many good options.
There's so many good players.
Right, big one.
Yeah, I know I have to
fucking pick one
There's just so many good players, bro
But
It's an all-star draft
Give
Yeah, it's awesome
Going through hell
Yeah, I'm going through hell right now, bro
Because there's so many different
Options
What do you need?
What do you need?
I need a center
But at the same time,
I really don't need a center
Because I can put Janus in that bitch
Man, if you don't pick Bam
And keep it moving
Yeah, I want to pick Bam
I want to pick Bam
I want to pick BAM
So give me BAM
Thank you
Say it again in a way I can use in the TikTok
Nah fuck BAM
Give me Jal Morant
Okay
Yeah
Yeah give me John Moran
This is a fun ass team right here
Okay
I see you
All I need left is a three spot
I have to choose between Paul George
Jalim Brown and Anthony Edwards
Give me Jalem Brown
I think he's ascended
You should have picked Ant for the vibes
Bro what the hell man
Jeline Bar got a broken face right now
Who wants to see that?
I needed a three as well.
Isaac, you made my decision for me.
Give me Paul George.
Can't be mad at it.
Nice.
Nice.
Who lost this one?
This is pretty good.
I mean, I don't know.
They're all all-star teams.
So I got Luca, Kyrie, Jalen Brown, Kevin Durant, Yokic.
Ooh, that's nasty, bro.
Katie, Yolkich.
I have Steph Donovan, yeah, Steph, Donovan, Mitchell, Paul George, Zion, Joellen, B.
Man, that's nasty.
I got John Morant,
Damian Lillard,
LeBron,
Tatum,
and Janice.
Oh,
you lost you?
Yeah.
I regret to inform you.
What?
You've a lot of good players,
but you have two point guards,
three power forwards.
Just,
yeah.
Bro,
my team's the most versatile
on this list.
Are you kidding me?
You just have the highest.
You just pick 2K rating.
The team doesn't fit to do it.
I need my comments to go ahead
and come from you,
bro,
and these.
I need my comments are back me up.
The comments are going to be a split between me and Donovan.
But I don't know,
you have also just a lot of good players.
people might pick you too
yeah
okay
next tic-tok
we're gonna do something funny
these guys are gonna guess
players by their haircuts
oh let's do it
so I'm gonna send you guys
pictures one by one
I'll make sure
put these on the screen
if I forget
scream at me and tell me
I'm a loser
and don't deserve to have a podcast
I'll need the motivation
so first one
let's put this in here
who are we guessing
guessing
Guess this NBA player
Based on their haircut
The
Guess is NBA player
Based on their haircut
Who is this guy
You see
This is tough because so many
That's what I'm saying
This is
So many people
Have so many people
Got these starter locks
Let me see what to do
Is this Cam Thomas
Damn first guess
This is Cam Thomas
Look at Beau
Shout out
I'm in my bag
What can I say
This is what I do
All right
Player number two
Oh, my God, he's balding.
Bro, those little spikes on top.
This is bad.
This is Joe Ingalls?
What'd you say?
Joe Ingalls?
This is Joe Ingalls.
This is Joe Ingalls.
Moes in his bag.
This is what I do, man.
Yeah, this is what I do.
That was a little easier.
Yeah.
Player number three.
Who's next?
Oh, that's Kyrie.
Oh.
That is Kyrie.
I know that hair loss.
Wow.
I know that hair loss.
That's nice.
That forehead give it away.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got this line.
in the forehead.
I wish I had Carried
Hairline, man.
That's crazy.
So sturdy.
You do Hairline draft next.
Player number four.
Who is this?
Has that come up on the screen?
This is definitely an older person.
Oh, there it goes.
Forehead has beat the fuck up so you can tell.
See some discoloration.
That's,
that's LeBron James with spray paint.
That's not LeBron James.
That's hilarious when you find out who it actually is.
Is this Draymond Green?
This is not Draymond green.
Hmm.
It looks kind of high.
Is this that picture of Dennis Schroeder?
No, it's not Dennis Schroeder.
I see some, does he have waves?
I think he has.
No, but his forehead, he looks mad old.
Yeah, he's beat up, bro.
He's gone some, bro.
Why should this be somebody young?
He's taking some hard-ass screens in his lifetime.
Who is this?
Y'all give up?
Um, let me, I'll take one more guess.
Let me try to, let me try to think of some.
people let me is this john wall this is not john wall that was a good guess bro damn
um donov you don't close this out you're not gonna get it
i don't know i don't know i give up yeah this is jalen brown
what what is this is a terrible picture this why i hate him so dirty this is why i hate
him so dirty this is why i hate is it this is this is this fucking official picture it's just
Jaylon Brown.
God.
I didn't tell him to get a fucking born-back hairline at 25.
Jalen Brown grew his hair out too, so that's very, like, deceiving.
Yeah, smart man.
It's pulled back.
It wasn't deceived.
I said it to you.
This is the real full picture.
Let me see this.
Jalen Brown.
Oh, he had braids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you can't see the braids.
That's why I mean.
That's a good, that's a good lick on us.
I really hate Isaac.
Next one.
Whose hairline is this?
I got to wait for it to come through.
I feel like this player's low IQ for some reason.
What?
The head looks skinny.
That's crazy.
Oh, no, this does look like a low IQ player.
That's insane.
I can tell there's nothing in between.
Oh, this is this Evan Mowgli?
This is Evan Mowgli.
Brochon's hair line, said there's a thought between those eyes.
What's going on?
Yeah.
Hey, this is Mose game.
This is Mose game.
Yeah.
He's in the bad.
It's kind of like you.
That's crazy.
I like that man.
Yeah, that's kind of offensive.
Holy shit.
Last one.
Oh, this is Darius Garland?
This is not Darius Garland.
I see why you said that, though.
Oh, this is D. Rose.
This is D. Rose.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
It was on fire.
Yeah, D.R.R.
For sure.
Okay, okay.
Still, it's the undone braids for me that told them.
meet it.
It's a dumb
crazy
to me,
woman.
Heroes don't
tidy up
too often
but shout out
to him
legend regardless.
Okay.
So that was
a fun game.
We're going to
do another game
similar.
It's going to be
another guessing game.
This time,
y'all got to
see the full picture.
You're going to
name this player
and it's going to get
harder every time.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Okay.
All right.
How do I hook this?
Y'all name
these NBA players
and it's going to get
a harder every time.
That's not the best way
frame it how do i how do i hook this name these name these NBA players and it's going to get
harder every time first off send you the easiest one it's a name you should know
lebron james who is this man he was on the Detroit pistons he's a guard
this man looks old as hell he's not old he's not old he's got old his last name is
McGrady or something like that, right?
The name is not Magradi.
Are you thinking about Rodney Magruder?
Yeah, yeah.
This is Roddy Magruder.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, okay.
You guys got the first one.
No, Roddy.
He looked straight out the 80s.
This is crazy.
That one wasn't too hard.
Here's number two.
Man.
Man, I swear I've seen someone who looked like he worked, bro.
He works at Costco.
number four.
Is that Aldama?
Oh man.
Yeah, I don't know who this is.
That's not Sonti Aldama.
No, it's not.
I can't remember where he looks like.
The disrespect is crazy.
I have no idea who this is.
I can't.
Who should know?
This is, this is, if you don't know this guy,
it's not a good testament
for your basketball like you.
Really?
Why?
You don't be watching the poops
if you don't know who this is.
He don't get that much playing time.
I literally went to a Memphis.
What's his game the other day?
I don't know who this is.
Yeah, I have no, I didn't, I didn't know the gruzzi's had another worn looking.
This looks like Chandler Parsons with the hair cut.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I have no idea.
No, not a clue.
We're cooked.
What?
Embarrassing.
We're cooked.
What's his name?
Does it start with an L?
This is John Conchard.
What?
That's what we'd be looking like.
Oh my God.
How do you all not know John Conchair?
John was, I thought John was a little bit uglier than this.
What?
he got tattoos
damn you just said it was gonna get harder
it got harder
yeah what do you expect
you're good at you guys
who is this man
oh that's malachi Flynn
yeah it's Malachi Flynn yeah
I couldn't tell which one to put first him or contra
I thought Conchard would be easier
nah yeah Malachi Flynn is my dude
I love that dude
last one I'll just cut the Malachi Flynn
one we'll do three in this video
last one who is this man
Oh, that's Theo Pinson
Oh shit
The picture didn't even come through for me yet
My Wi-Fi is trash
You know Theo Pinsin but not John Contra?
That's crazy
Theo Pinson has his own podcast
So
Yeah, bro
And he's one of the best NBA memes ever
At Brooklyn that celebration dance
He started that
That's him, the originator
Respecting
Okay, okay
Interesting you guys failed number four
I fell number three
We got one and two
Yeah
I didn't want to make it too hard
And pick like the bottom of the bench god
And every team
So I might have to get a little harder
Next time for you
Yeah that was good
I think that was
That was good
Okay what do I have next
Next up
We're gonna do another tier list
We've done two so far
People love it
So this time we're gonna do small forwards
Okay
Keep you go into position rankings
First I'm drink some water
Because my throat hurts
Because I've been talking for an hour
And 22 minutes
God damn
Pause
We've been going
Um
let's put these NBA small forwards
into a tier list
boom first up
Jason Tatum
A tier
A he's not S yet
A tier
No not S
Okay so is it who's S
KD
Yes
Is LeBronstone
Actually no
You know what
Jason Tatum has been the best
Small Forward this year
I'm gonna give him
The S tier
Okay
Yeah I didn't know
I forgot S tier was the thing
So he has to be on S tier
You can't put him in A
At Katie
He was in the MVP conversation
too like that's just disrespectful
he's a heavy hitter
yeah I think Katie's still a little better
but I don't hate putting them in the same tier
next up
um
how do you say is it Mikel bridges or McCall
I always say it wrong
McCall McCall Bridge's McCall
we just said it the wrong way
it's McKale right McCale right
McHale yeah
I always say McCall yeah I always say McCall
I would say McCall and people say in the comments
I say it wrong I think it's me
I don't know he's a Hooper
yeah it's from McHale Bridges
How is I'm going to say it
Um
I would say
This is an interesting one
I would say A tier
I would say A tier
He's not A year
But come on
I really like the cover
Me too
He's the best
All-Star too
He's not a all-star
He's the best role player
In the NBA
One of the best primitive defenders
But you can't be A tier
If you're not like a volume score
I don't think
Or like an elite elite
Let's get to somebody
Who's A tier
Okay
But I think Bridges is B tier
B definitely
He's a B plus name near
What about Andrew Wiggins?
Does he also B? B.
He saw it B.
Put him in the same realm as Bridges?
Yeah, same exact tier as McCall Bridges.
I think Bridge is a little better, but they're in the same tier.
Yeah, exactly.
He's not better than Bridges.
Paul George.
He's an A tier.
He's a tier.
Yeah, he fits in there between these two people.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
I forgot about Paul.
Yeah.
Michael Porter Jr.
I want to say C.
I feel like I haven't heard his name at all this year.
Like he's just been steadily there hasn't been hurt
But he's been steadily worse than he was last year
He's a sniper still regards to the fact though
Definitely but his two point percentage fell a lot
Like he's not finishing his non-two point shots very well anymore
Look I tell you he's a sniper
And you're talking about his two point percentage
Give that man his respect
He's doing his job
Yes he has one job and that's every time we touch the ball
The bitch is going in the air
And he does that every single time
Yeah exactly
B minus C plus
He's here
No I think it's like
C
minus rather than possibly
B. Okay. I don't say
C plus rather than B.
Okay, well definitely C tier, right?
Yeah, we'll go C. Definitely, yeah. We're going to
Okay. R.J. Barrett.
Y'all got it.
Put this man in the depths of D tier. Maybe F
tier if we're being fucking honest.
Yeah. Yeah, D tier, bro. Not
F, but D.
Listen, there's an easier argument for F
than there is or anything higher than D.
RJ Barrett is not above average at any tangible
skill set. I'm not going to go
he's gonna be d but it's grim for new york nix fans r j barrett is the definition of mid bro
there's nothing that he's exceptional out on the court the most overpaid player he's down
dang he's down y'all said enough leave him alone i got a lot more in the chamber i promise you
let's unload the clip next up you y'all just mean like bro relax
that's good okay one more ticot and we're out of here
No, you got to rate DeAndre Hunter, man, shit.
Do that on your own time.
Do that on your own time.
Is there an F tier point guard?
I mean, F tier small for it?
I don't even do it.
Yeah, we have to have the F tier as well.
Yeah, I don't even know.
F tier small.
We're going to move on.
We don't got to put an F.
Yeah, whatever.
Last thing we're going to do, we're going to do another jersey draft.
We haven't done one in a couple weeks.
So, which NBA jersey is better?
Old or new?
Retro.
We've done this twice now.
We're going to do some more teams we haven't done yet.
So we already had these in the GM.
So let's go up.
Where are we starting?
The Hornets.
Tippy top.
This is my bag.
The new one is much better.
It's much better.
Yeah, for sure.
We're talking about purple jersey, purple and...
They had Kimball Walker in hell, bro.
What is this?
This is such a 2010s-S jersey.
It did not age well.
Like, the new one is so much cleaner.
The stitching on this jersey doesn't even look good.
This is bad.
Yeah, look at the car.
collars and the details are just
it's just very boring
where they messed up is that they have a very boring
basic design with very fun colors
it's you know what it is it has that Jordan brand aesthetic
that all the like high school teams and college teams have
that have these regular jerseys from these same suppliers
it just looks generic looks like I made it in 2K
yeah exactly
modern as long with fun colors why bro that's an all-time fumble
yeah lame
the Toronto Raptors
Oh, man
This is messed up
This is a watch
It's not fair
The old school Raptors
Are one of the most iconic jerseys
In NBA history
The one of the best jerseys
In NBA history
They win this easily
Over the news
It's really not fair
We had to ask you
But the old
It's a perfectly adequate jersey
Versus the goat jersey
Yeah exactly
I think this Raptors jersey
The new school one
Is definitely one of the better jerseys
In the NBA today
But this is not
They have really good alternates consistently
Yeah
Absolutely.
Shout out to their design team.
Shout out,
one of the best in the NBA.
Shout out, Drake.
He's in the lab
in Adobe Photoshop.
Aubrey.
All right.
Next one.
The New York Knicks.
All right.
The old school ones are so much,
but I don't like these black ones.
I don't like these black ones.
I just,
I think the black ones are,
I don't know if I do with that.
I like the black ones.
The black ones are,
they need to have a little bit of blue in them.
I think going straight,
going straight like black and orange,
It feels so Halloween-y
I don't like it
Halloween
I'm going new honestly
I like black jerseys
It's hard to mess it up
I don't love the old black paneling
on the next jerseys
I think there's a reason that's gone
It's okay I don't hate it
But I don't
This doesn't wow me in anyway
You shut your mouth about the black paneling
All right
All right
Stop that
Big ass nasty black box
The black paneling on this
On this New York next jersey
Is iconic
And it's beautiful
And that's it
We're done
Nobody say anything else
move on to the next team.
All right.
Don't just say nothing.
Black clears.
The Cleveland Cavaliers.
Old school.
This is hard, but the new one is so clean to me.
I am biased.
The first jersey that I spent, the first jersey that I bought with my own money,
was that blue LeBron James jersey.
It's a classic, bro.
That's mine.
This white cabs jersey is gorgeous.
I think their new redesign is amazing.
But with that being said, you got to go with the old one.
This one with the checker,
with the checker calls.
Yeah, if bro, if you take out all that nostalgia aside, we are all taking the white jersey. It's I don't want to say clears, but it's kind of nice. Even design. Pay attention to the detail, bro. Let's be real. They're both nice. I'm not mad at you for picking it, but I don't think it clears at all.
No, it definitely doesn't clear, but it's not a, it's not an extensive conversation needed. Disagree.
The old school, old school alternate wins. This is hard. The big C.
That shit is gorgeous.
Yeah.
The Portland Trail Blazers.
Ah, this one's kind of tough.
The Blazers have loki had, like, the most consistent high-level jerseys throughout, like, their franchise's existence.
I think I'm going to go with the new ones.
What?
I love the old school.
The vertical blazer looks so good to me.
I think they wear these now.
Having the stripes come across, that's just such, like, an iconic.
It's such a nice, just clean design.
You don't see that.
You're right.
I think they wear these throwback jerseys now
For like the 1977 throwbacks
And I think every time they wear
I'm like why don't they do this more often
This looks gorgeous
Yeah
No I think
Yeah I think I'm going to have to go old school
You just don't see that type of style pattern
Whatsoever in NBA at all
Yeah because they do it so well
Having some having like a vertical word
Looks goofy
I like it's different
Have the word
But they figured out how to do it though
It doesn't look goofy
Nah
All right last one
The one clears
last one
these Celtics alternatives
oh my god
these are generational
these sleeve jerseys
are by far the worst jerseys
in NBA
one of the worst jersees in NBA history
I feel like
the green paneling
I'm a shoulder
I'm a senior citizen
that shit on
it's horrible
the straight gray
and they did
Marcus Marte so dirty
with these poses bro
what is that
bro is that
looking to your side
oh my god
it's the new
it's obviously the new
the new ones are solid
completely good
adequate alternate jerseys
the gray ones deserve jail time
everybody involved needs to be thrown under the jail
there's like
there's like two sleeve jerseys ever
that are actually decent
this is not one of them
this one sucks
certainly is not one of them
this one sucks
the new one clears
absolutely
I'm just like mad you show me this
and brought this back in my life
I've forgotten about it
and now you just have it in my mind again
and I think you might deserve jail time for this
for those who don't know
but Mo pulled these out not me
and I just
probably not going to forgive you for it anytime soon
it has to be
brought up in NBA history
these were a thing and they did happen
if you're still here comment and blame Mo
for ruining our nights by showing us these selfish jerseys
I want to see Blame Mo in the comment sections
going to be throwing up in the comments sections
going to be throwing up for the rest of the night
yeah you blame Moe and give me vomit emojis
I want to see them yeah
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