The Deep 3 Podcast - We Guessed Which NBA Quotes Are Real & Which Are FAKE | TD3 Clips

Episode Date: March 30, 2026

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I'm going to show you three an NBA quote. You have to tell me if you think it is real or fake that I made up at a thin air. First quotes. I love Twinkies from Shaq. Beesles, this is real or fake man? His fat ass? Okay, we get to take time. I should have blonde the team.

I can't get a rock. You turned it over. You do a kidney shot. It's real. I would like to bet it's real. Based off of prior to context. We're not cutting that. That's your problem.

Oh, my God. Take one of no one, Shaq. Salute. Part of the same team, man. It's all love. So thought punches him inside the club. Oh, my God. I'm saying real.

I'm saying real. You believe he said this. What do you think the context was? I don't know. Commercial. A commercial. I would say he's real. One of his 35 commercials.

Yeah, surely he did Twinkkekees at some point. Surely he did Twinkies at some point. I don't put all on that brand costume. I don't put it past by him at all. I think you said this. Why would he not say this? I said truly he did Twikis at some point. You didn't see that, Brad.

Bees those eyes lit up. Kinky B.S. He's all right again. He hears about Twinkie. Oh, my gosh. Anyways, this is fake. Damn. What?

He doesn't love Twinkies. Damn. Damn. I'm sure he does. Well, he might. He might. Go ahead and Google Shack and Twinkies. See what comes up.

Oh, God. Wait, man. Hold on. Let me not chat. Pause. But my curiosity is killing me right now. Hey, yo. Next up.

I'm not a twer from Michael Jordan. What does he know about twer back then? What does he know about twerking back then? Was that even a term in the night? He was that freak Nick. Well, he's the thing. Michael Jordan is alive now. He didn't die in the 90s.

But what is he taught? But he don't be on my camera like that at all. He said this at the NASCAR race. Yeah. He's rare outside expedition for the year. By the way, not a twer He'd be inside his cave, right?

Not twerking. But I feel like being anti-twerk is adjacent somewhat handy. Anti-tweck. I'm sure he is. He was also never big like, oh, like I'm into hip-hop, I'm into rap.

I can see him being on this wave. I'm going to say real. He's anti-tort. I'm going to say this fake. What the fuck does he have to do with him day? This is real. When did he say this? In the 2013 interview

for the promotion of 2K-14, He said, I'm not a Twitterer. I'm not a twerker. I'm not a Facebooker. I'm old school. Torque team was on his peak right then in 2013, 2014. I'm not going to lie. You know all about that?

I'm a victim. Back when I was in eighth grade. He was tapped to. I know more love that red nose song, man. Bro, you have to stop. You're nasty. He's still like that song. Like a red nose.

Like a red nose. Moe wakes up his alarm clock Slow down Grab the wall Oh my gosh man These are nasty guys He's brushing his teeth Wobble like you try to make that ass

I can say That's That's so moat Oh my gosh Anyways yeah Michael Jordan Not his worker Nice to know that He wants you to know that

Nice to know him day People don't realize Dremont could score like KD if he needed to by Steph Curry. Did Steph say this? He never, he said some, he said some stuff. I don't think he said this. Why would he say this?

Like K.D. Who would corner him in a position like this to say this? Yeah, like KD is the part that I think is fake. Because I think he would say that people don't realize Dremont could score if he needed to. But I think Steph understands just how good KD is. So I'm going to say fake. Yeah, I'm going to say fake too.

There's no need to say this at all. Yeah, I'm gonna say fake. Yep, he didn't say this. He would never say KD. He'd probably say Draymond can get some buckets, but he knows he'd be setting Dremont up for slander if he said Kevin Durant. That's crazy, man. Yeah, that's a big.

First W for you guys. Okay, okay, okay. Second. Would you get right? I got the, Tomahujuro. No. Oh. There's a team thing that you with us, man.

It's actually first. Say what you want about me, but leave the family alone or call up the goons up and have them freshen up the Crohn's by LeBron James. That first part, I definitely see. That second part, hmm. This is like a lyric. lyrics he's seen that's real that's real because i could see this as a quote tweet from lebron and you know when lebron's on twitter he gets very much into his bag i'm a say you think lebron's

telling his goons are freshen up the crones i think i think he will i think he'll talk like that on twitter lebron has shooters and he knows it yes this has this has to be a songler why is he saying this what's the context i don't know but i'm gonna say real we would know this if this is real i feel like it's fake because lebron just to be saying and stuff. You probably know every LeBron quote ever. A lot of the famous ones, yeah.

Yeah, nothing can squeeze by you. But this shit, I think this is fake. I'm going real. This is real. It is from his leaked song with Kevin Durant when they wrapped her in the lockout. It is a song.

LeBron wrapped this. It is a little. Say what you want. Believe the family alone. They're called the goos. Have it fresh enough to crumbs. All right. You said this on the track.

It is easy. Yeah. And at the end of the verse, he was like, I listen to those hook go. She comes in singing. Oh, my gosh, bro. LeBron we need a deluxe, man.

You're not typed in. You're not typed in. You're not typed in. Man, you're right. He's top 13 for softness. Do you believe LeBron has goons are fresh up the crumbs? Yes. Yes.

If you wanted to, yeah. Okay. What animal are then tofu from? Why, Charles Barkley? Them tofu makes it seem real, real. Them tofu. Them tofu. Yeah, it's real.

It's Charles. Yeah. This is like spiritually Charles. right now. It's giving Charles. Yeah. This is telling me you think very little of Charles Barkley?

No? I can see him saying this. Them tofu feels very Charles Barkley, but I'm going to say fake. I'm going to say you try and trip us up here. You think I was in my bag? Yeah.

You think I can replicate his diction. You think he would... Oh, okay. So it's nothing to do with like the actual like meaning of this. You're just talking about the phrasing. It's two on the nose. You think so how to do it? Yeah.

I think it's Charles. I think it's true Charles Bradley said this he has no clue where tofu comes from I would believe there yeah yeah yeah I believe ernie what was that my Charles Bradley impression we're here it again Ernie uh what any more of them tofo from okay you have to say with some more gum shit yeah you're whispering sorry king of the hill character he's like Bobby yeah next up who's that little explicit from the car from the car cartoon's name. Lola Bunny, she was tough. What's wrong with him, man?

Sometimes I wish he had him in Bleak today. I hope it's real because if you made that up, now I'm looking at you. Yeah, it's real. That is a good way to go about this. This is real as hell. Why would you say that? This is real as hell. Sure, let's go real.

Yeah. It's fake. What? This is wrong with you. I captured the mind of Dennis Robin quite well. What? Most method acting. He's dangerous.

No, man. You'd be thinking too much, man. Because you see Dennis Robinson? Yeah, that's exactly how he talks. She was tough. We should have known. Exactly. It's a modern phrasing.

I did a modern word to throw you off, but you couldn't see past it. But the thing is, Dennis Rahman's timeless, though. And people would probably say tough in the 90s. So pretty. Not in the way. Yeah, I don't think in this context. I can totally imagine this fucking, she was tough. Like, I can totally imagine it.

good job good job you cooked I got you today do some Oji from Jason Tatum fuck man this single-handly

ruined his legacy did he say it no that's that's worse that's real that's real it's worse

this is real this is real texting this to Kobe Bryant during the finals what do you think like he thought the like audience response is gonna be

who he's tough he's gonna big up his legacy seen like he was going to make commercials out of this or something yeah you got a commercial t-shirts the hell did they win no yeah they won this game that was after game seven 22 yeah gotcha got you got to get it's like the bucks or some shit yeah uh after the heat after the heat game oh i thought this was in the finals against the warriors oh man that's crazy they almost choked that game away the 22 one yeah that would have been hilarious the

The more Jimmy Butler could have hit that shot, but missed it. Oh, the pull up three. Oh my God. My life flash before my eyes, man. So what question? Is this performative? Definition of me, man. Beasles?

I think he believes it, though. Stop that, man. You know it's performative. He does believe it. It can be two things at one. Yes, you can believe your performatism. Yeah. It's sincere, but it's also performative.

Yeah. Okay. It's performing. Dude, I'll be so. disgusted and mad if I passed away and someone texting me to have off the damn for no reason bro just like texting my phone like bro let me rest

what are you doing mad yeah don't pay homage to me when I'm gone forget me and posting on the internet forget me please I think the Democratic Party needs a top down restructure that better reflect the beliefs of his young voters on international policy and financial distribution away from the 1% Charles Barkley real

he read this off a teleprompter like shit he it was the ultimate lock in two for him as well. There's real big words. We did it real slow. I'm going to real. You said Charles Barkley's illiterate? Like, no, not

illiterate, but like talking like this, that's not, that's not how he talks. I think you put a Stephen A. quote and put on Charles Barkley. Stephen A would never say this. Stephen A believes the absolute opposite. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying this is rude.

I think, because remember, Chuck had that, he had that weird show for a summer where he was just going around talking politics. I'm going to say he said this. He was going around. You don't forget, we are going to start a dialogue. That's where it was from.

He was doing like town halls across the country. He was. What year was this? Like 2016 or something? No. I don't, I think this is fake. I'm going to say real. Just for fun.

This is fake. John Spieck didn't say that. Why would he say that? Charles Buck is not talking about taking financial distribution away from the 1%. Motherfucker, you are a 0.5. you are 0.5%. What are you talking about? Even worse than that.

He's not saying this. Yeah. They are completely against that. Hell no. He's just even the line was like him at all. Nah, it's not Charles. I should have put a call from his Young Miami interview. I don't know what you think about that.

Oh, you didn't see that? No. Charles Barkley interviewed Young Miami? No. He's a freak certified, man. You're tapped in with the freaks. I understand you more. It was on NBA Twitter.

I'm a sure. Sure thing. I'm pretty tapped on NBA Twitter. I've never seen it. that was they they sent it in the i'm sure if i was a caesar salad the croutons be my friends the lettuce would be my family and the dressing himself would be my mom kevin garnett why is he talking about caesar saddle like this what you're talking about the dressing like this the fuck i'm gonna say fake here yeah i don't i don't know what what context so if you were a caesar

salad the croutons will not be your friends dude if someone one of my friends said this i'm looking I'm like, is everything good? Are you okay? It feels like a movie. What did you say this? Like a movie line or something where they're asking KG to be some like... Would he say this on Uncut Gems? Some like comedic.

No. All he did was just curse at Adam Sandler. Yeah. He said, what's my fucking money, bitch? That's all he said on Uncut Gems. There was no talk about a Caesar Salad in Uncut Jem. It was I'll beat the fuck at you, Adam. I feel like this is real though because I don't know.

I just get the line. This is real. I have no. I'm gonna say fake. Why is he talking about salad? I'm a dressing. This is real. He said this.

When? 2000. No. When did he say it? I wonder what the context of this point. He loves. He's a sad like this. Yeah, it was just a random quote.

He just said, and then, oh, it was 2004. He vividly illustrated performance and interview before a crucial playoff game, making a rather controversial prophecy. And then he just said all this. All right. You know what? Not that I think about it.

He does reference. a lot in his He does Yeah he does And he went further to After this he said if I was a Cobb salad Then blank blank blank blank A cob salad

He went deep into the salad metaphors To explain his life See when you're that good You could say anything you want And no one's gonna question you When you're that intimidating The MVP thinks the croutons Are his friends

Who am I to say no? Yeah Right Go ahead You want some radish too Just talking to the crutts He's schizophrenic Yeah

That ass He's talking to crout Get him some help But you know what Get three blocks a game. You can talk to whoever. You can talk to lettuce. You can talk to dressing.

Whole family. You would love these AI videos. Oh, my God. Now I become death, the destroyer of worlds. Victorimaniama. Now I become death. The destroyer of world. Now this is fake.

It's fake. This is a reach. I don't think it would say something like this. The destroyer of worlds. Unless it's like quoting a book or something. He's quoting like Thanos or something. Yeah. Now I am become death

I think his English is awesome Like he's good I don't think he puts the phrase like that But why would you say I I become death The destroy of worlds What is what is he doing?

Bro this is a dark side quote Yeah Like what's going on It is not a Thanos code It is not a dark side quote I mean he again Hung out with the monks We know that there was some type of spiritual

enlightenment opposite though like he's turning to that next page well i mean he has to use his powers for evil to you know i don't get it but are we gonna i'm gonna say fake what do you say this he's he went on a big tour after you know this entire summer working out with everybody saying a lot of stuff i don't think this is part of it yeah well you know the context what he says is where he's doing deals with the devil man this got to be fake you know the context he's not talking about talking about about basketball like destroyer the only thing that would make sense of this if he's quoting a book like Dernie Austin.

I'm gonna say fake. I'm gonna say fake too. Fesles? Fake. This is fake. This is a quote from J. Robert Oppenheimer when talking about his discovery of the atomic bomb. Devil. Makes sense.

That's funny as hell. Oh, Thanos. Yeah. Real? Nothing to do with Victor Robin Jama. I become death. It's crazy.

You're like, this is good. No, we talked about it for that long. I think it would be Wembee. That's kind of crazy. Who do we think he is? I become death. Now I have become death.

But he's got 48 minutes on the court. It's not that deep. You're not the destroyer of anything. You cannot disrespect the caterpillar while raving about the butterfly by Mark Jackson. Tough. That's real. This is real as hell. I feel like I've heard a lot of people say this.

I'm going to just say real. I think this is in his bag, too. In fact, he's a pastor. I can definitely imagine him saying this. and then the commercial song goes on. This is real. Mark Jackson did say this. When he said this? I don't know, probably TV.

Generational quotes. Probably 2015 or something. I don't know. He's come back, man. Commercial's about to go off. He says this. Nah, his second thing was okay. He's fine.

Really? Yeah. He needs more quotes. Mark Jackson's a lot of good quotes. Google Mark Jackson quotes to see more. Each time you light, your lighter gets lighter. Until your ladder gets so light, it won't light. That's real.

That's real. I don't even know what this means. He don't even know what this means. This is real. I don't even think it's provocative. Yo, this is putting your mind in a blender right now. I can tell. His mind just shifting through all the meanings.

He's got mashed peas up there. Much of baby food. Baby food. Brain is smooth. I'm getting cooked right now, y'all. Start the mud podcast. I'm gonna say it's real. Because Lamello, he does like to talk like this.

Sometimes, like, remember the New Year's quote where he was like, New Me, Semito? Yeah. He uses a lot of the same words back to back. He likes wordplay. I'm gonna say real. It might be fake. He might be trying to pull a fast one, but Lamello,

this is his back, for sure. Completely imagine. This is actually hurting my brain. Why? It makes sense. It doesn't? I read a lot of breaking down for us. Each time you liked your lighter, your lighter gets lighter.

Less food is there. It gets lighter. Yeah. I just got that on it until your lighter gets so. Oh. Yeah. There's no more fluid for that shit. Yeah.

That's a legit bar. Honestly, this might be too smart. So I'm like, I don't know who has this in his bag. I'm going to say real. I don't know. God will be. It's too deep. I'm going fake.

The real is fake. Yeah, exactly. This is not in his bag at all. This is the first thing. Is that your bag? This is the first thing you see if you Google stoner thoughts. This is the first thing that comes up. Stoner thought quotes.

That's bad accurate. That's the first image. That's a mad accurate. I'm crying. But you can see the mellow ball seeing this? Yeah. 110%. Did you see?

There was a social media clip going on the other day. Or it happened. I think it was supposed to like two weeks ago or whatever. And like the social media person. for the Charlotte Hornets. She was like, oh, how many balls are in this, are in this jar right now? And then he took the jar, poured it all.

And he was like, none. I'm sorry, I got to do it to you. It was hilarious. Did you guys see that? Yeah. That she was hilarious. None. And that's the last one.

Oh, man. My little ball, man. Yeah, I'm not trying to. Yeah, I can see him being a part of that community. So it's like, that's why I thought that one was real. Yeah. Okay. Next thing we are going to do.

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