The Deep 3 Podcast - We Overreacted To Every NBA Team's First Game | Ep. 164
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If there's one thing we as NBA fans are going to do, it's hate.
If there's a second thing, we as NBA fans are going to do, it's slander.
If there's a third thing we as NBA fans are going to do, it's overreact.
And all those things are true at all points, but especially after the first game of the season, and we are no different.
We are here today to overreact to every single NBA team's first game.
Look at Donovan doing his dance.
in his elements the hot takes are back
the hate's flowing through his veins
he's here I'm ready
sue me shoot me
throw me in jail
month for this basketball is back
we're ready to yap about every single team
we've seen so far this season
cue the intro music
let's pod
we're throwing it back
that's crazy
he was bragging
I don't need a shit
Like we said, we're going to frame this as one overreaction for every single team that we've seen so far.
We're recording this on Thursday morning right now before the Thursday night game, so we haven't seen the Nuggets or the Pacers yet.
But at the end of this segment of the show, before it took our time, we're going to come back with a part of record tonight after those games.
So we'll gloss over a couple teams, but we'll see them later on.
Are you guys ready?
Of course.
Let's do it.
Let's yeah.
I'm ready too.
But before we get to our first game, I've got to remind you guys, if you are just coming back after missing the whole summer.
of NBA content, just checking in with us to see what's going on with now the NBA's back.
We started an NFL show called House Call. Check it out. It'll be in the description. Pin comment
most likely. Same show as this, essentially, once a week about the NFL, same shorts and clips,
same long form, three-hour show, about a whole other sport. Oh, beautiful.
Multi-sport creators.
It would be happening every single Tuesday. Yep, every single Tuesday. Now with that being said,
back to the NBA talk. I want to begin. Please.
With our Lord and Savior.
Please.
Today will be the Wemby Glaise episode.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, my God.
It happened.
He's saving basketball.
We've said it.
We've said it so many times before.
The NBA world has been defined, divided for years between LeBron and Jordan that no longer
matters.
We have somebody to come here and rescue us from first take arguments, barbershop back and
forth.
Wembe is here to be the undisputed goat of NBA here.
He's funny.
We've been saying that for the past year.
We've been talking about this is the future goat.
It's like half joking, half embellishing because we know he has a potential.
But we're kind of serious that like we've never seen a guy coming to the league and be this,
obviously a legend from day one.
I'm sure this is how people felt when they saw LeBron, when they saw MJ.
This is our first version of this, right, of a day one era parent.
But it's been theory for the past, let's call it calendar year since he's been like all-star level.
It's no longer theory.
Prime Wimby is here.
In this first game, my overreaction, the Wimby era.
has begun. This is to me, after one
game, an overreaction, clearly
now at the point where he is top four or five
player in the world, one of the best players, ready
to win now as good as he'll ever be probably
like 06 LeBron where he entered that
prime stage. Still got better in some ways, but he
was there as that guy. That's what we
just saw last night.
Listen, outside of
Yolkinton and Shea,
you want to say Wembe is the third best player in the world.
You got it. Yeah. That's it.
What we saw last night, that is
a, and obviously, like he's going to have
to you know win some stuff whatever i don't care last night was a 2k demi god build come to life
in play style in ability in build in everything in dominance on the court the fact that they
the fact that like he had that type of game and they won and they dominated and it wasn't just
like oh but you still lost to to the mavericks and you're still doing this that was clearly
somebody coming out and showing yes i can i can do me i can dominate in all these different ways
I can also elevate my team and put us in a position to where now we can start winning games and being a top six, top five seed in the, in the West, which I didn't think that was going to happen.
I had them in like eight or nine, and I put them at eight because I thought of the Wimby factor.
Again, what we saw last night is this team could be outside of the plane and be in the upper echelion of the Western Conference.
Yes, I agree with you for all those things that you said.
Going back to our last episode when we made our predictions, I was very much in the same bowl.
vote as you. I put the San Antonio Spurs as the eighth seed. But initially, I made a last
minute change. You guys don't remember this, but I made a last minute change on my list. I think
I had them initially as like a nine or tenth seed. Both them up because I'm like, yo, if one beat
genuinely is that guy, then this team no matter what is going to make the playoffs. I don't
give a fuck what Stefan Castle looks like. I don't give a fuck what their center plays looking
like. I don't care about generally. So I know like if he is generally like one of the five, one of the
three like just an all time status player that we see once every literally 20 years going back
to what you said when comes to lebron and mj that status then you're doing things that people
have that status do which is go ahead and drop 40 and 15 have your game look so mature be so
poison strong bro he dropped 40 but he dropped 40 in the most like in the most unorthodox way that
we tend to see you only took two threes this game yeah it's not even unorthodox it's normal
which is crazy right because he's so unnormal normally
it's so normal you're thinking it is normal it's not normal
I just mean like when we seen him had these big games before
it was when he got hot from three and he had 50 because he just hit a million jumpers
and it's like people have always had this caveat
that like yeah he's special he's doing this stuff but he's still weak
he's still not exactly dominated the pose still has all these areas to go
you guys are glazing him too much none of that's true anymore
they used him in the way that everyone says they need to be using him
because his body is developed you said he's strong now that's the headline to me
His body is here.
It's developed.
He's,
you know,
all the people
talking about
the Hakeem stuff.
He's focusing on
the post moves
more refined than ever.
All of that came true
together at once,
I think.
His IQ is clearly better.
His footwork is clearly better
and skills clearly better.
His understanding of his body,
his strength and ability
to dominate physically
without just relying
on shooting over people
was ready.
It's all coming together
that this is full package
wouldn't be.
Everything we thought about
in theory is here.
Yeah.
And look,
if you could put that
that clip back up
of this highlight,
we've never,
we've never,
seen this of a guy who is like 7-5-7-6 get the block then immediately
Stefan Castle was drafted to be a point guard he gives it back up to the
75 dude who then brings the ball up the floor I'm gonna go tween twine cross and come
and hit a step back four point play like all of those things like the the footwork
like you said and a lot of times when people talk about footwork it's in it's in like
post game it's in post moves to have the footwork and the fluidity to be able to do
that and get to get back to the three point line and know where you're at that's that's insane
this specific dunk where now he's out here just doing reverse reverse dunks not jumping either
on reverse dunks it's crazy and he was playing anthony davis and derrick lively a team that is
gigantic and built to stop interior scores and he was giving hammer belt back shots he was
everywhere nobody could stop him he was truly unstoppable as an interior score he hung around on the
side and took the dump off passes to finish
shots. He attacked from a high pose angle
creating any shots he wants against any defender.
He still shot jumpers, still
was shooting over people just fine. The passing field
was there. He was hitting guys in transition, hitting guys up
cutting. Obviously the defense
outlandish. People were scared to take jumpers.
Clay Thompson hit a fucking layup off the
front iron because he was so scared trying to get it off
real fast.
Last time I felt this way about a single
player taking over and me thinking like,
wow, this is a performance I'll
never forget, was Victory Woman
yam on Christmas last year he's just one-uping himself continuing to get more ridiculous
anybody who calling you a glazer because you're saying wimpy is that guy you've been saying
him for a couple years anybody you see in youtube comments you see on twitter seeing you guys are
glazing too much hit them with a car they're not glazing enough they need to they need to
glaze more yeah brother like my main overreactions like yeah he is one of the gen like we throw
the word around especially me throw the word around and whenever time i throw it around
you're like just like grimace in your face generational he embalt he embalt he embalt he and
bodies, that terminology, that word to a T, it's him, M.J. LeBron, and then, of course, you can
sprinkle in other guys like Curry, of course, and all that. But the innate unique abilities
when it comes to the footwork, the athleticism, the length, there's only like a handful of
guys, really two guys in the history of the league who embodies into that at the highest degree
of every level of the game offensively. But being able to be able to do defensively well is
ridiculous. And the other guy that I'm
referencing to, referencing to, outside of
Wemby, is Kevin Durant.
And he doesn't have the defensive
mastermind length or agility or just
awareness or just keen ability to give
a fuck when it comes to position to position.
So, generational.
He is generational. He is
going to be the best player probably for
the rest of this decade. That's
my overreaction. There we go.
And what's nice is it wasn't just a game that
he went crazy, right? It directly
correlated to amazing performance from
his team. In this game, his team had a 125.3 offensive rating. They were moving. And this
roster is better. You know, Stefan Castle looks good this year. They have Cornette, who's
another good big big big lineups, they can run two big lineups with going to be out there. That's a
nice look. They have Harrison Barnes. They have Vassell. They have big professionals that are good,
solid enough play finishers, right? But it's not a super talented roster without Deeran
Fox there. You know, Dylan Harper's still young. All these guys are still young and not
amazing two-way players. The looks they were generating because of Victor Wimbenyama's force
and his ability to create plays
and keep pushing in transition
with defensive stops,
the gravity he was drawing in as a score.
They were so good at utilizing that.
I don't know if it's a Mitch Johnson thing
in his first full year as a head coach.
I got to think more about it and watch more of it.
But it felt like they did a way better job
utilizing him and his gravity to make people better.
Yeah, we'll see what happens going forward
because the other part of it,
it is you're playing the Dallas Mavericks
who don't have a point guard
and we're starting their first overall pick of a cover flag
who can have.
has like some playmaking and ball handling abilities he's not a point guard though right like
everybody talks about his his playmaking as in terms of like a tool in his bag but not like
his main you know his main strength so you're going up against that team but that was supposed
to be a mavericks team that was going to rely on their defense for for the season and to go
up against ad to go up against derrick lively and we're looking at we're looking at the mavericks
and putting them in the playing conversation
because we know that their defense is going to be a lead.
And it's like, oh, it's going to be so hard to score on them.
And the one of me's like, bro, you're stupid?
Like, it was actually quite easy, right?
They shot 75% at the rim against a team with Anthony Davis, Derek lively,
and Cooper Flagg, like, it's a big-ass team.
And I'll tell you, this is the biggest team that they will ever face
for the rest of the year.
And look what Dallas shot at the rim with those guys I just named 28% as a team.
Zero-eth percentile through one night.
That means it's the worst of any team.
individual game so far,
28% at the rim is absurd.
I've never seen that for
this fucking game for an entire team.
Now part of that is we'll get into
their shot creation issues,
the fact that they did this Cooper flag
of point guard thing.
Offence was bad in their own right.
It wasn't just Wemby.
But I bet the offense
will look better if Wembe wasn't out there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like honestly, when it comes to
talking about grab,
the gravity of Wembe,
because gravity really pertains
to both sides of the fucking court
and that's what elevates
every single player on his team to another degree and makes her job way harder, way easier
because you got this fucking monster demigod dude just doing whatever the fuck he feels like
with the craziest ease and touch ever.
You know, like, of course, Wimby's the, he is the poster boy of this conversation.
He is like very much the next guy to come into his own.
He's going to fucking win.
He genuinely has potential to win MVP, DPOI, fuck hell.
Like say MIP2 all in one year.
Like, that's how big this overreaction is.
And I don't even think what I'm saying is legitimately that crazy.
Like, if he puts up, like, if he averages 33 points and he carries a spurs to, let's say,
the fourth seat or something like that, how hard is it going to, how hard is it going to be
to not make an MVP case for him?
No, this, this feels like, again, through one game, overreacting on purpose, it feels like
a 2019 yonist type of year where he jumps into MVP caliber and he goes something really good
and we're like, oh, that's coming to, oh, no, we didn't expect the team to be good so far.
I mean this quickly they're here
because of him he's clearly in that tier right away
yeah sometimes it comes overnight
sometimes you know it might be coming but don't know
when and then one day it's all over you
so happy look at the shot chart
71% from the field
15 for 21
one shot outside the three point line
what the hell
who the fuck are you laughing
he said
I don't know what that means
you know what that means
oh man
but yeah it's all over you
continue
yeah utter ridiculous domination
it just it feels like
we're witnessing the birth of a legend
in one night
because
no he's had great games before
this isn't new
this felt different
it truly truly felt different
you also know what I thought
I witnessed to or felt for the first official time.
I'm witnessing the birth of a fucking future All-Star and Dylan Harper, too.
The game just looks so incredibly easy for him out there, the way he's able to just carve
and knife and not waste too much movement or foot speed when it comes to his ability to stop
and go and just get to the rim and be all types of crafting and pull out the, like,
craziest angles when it comes to finishing out the rim.
Like, he is so absurdly talented.
And I find it very, very hard to feel like he won't.
will be, I don't say starting at the end of the year, but when it comes to the level of
important, he's going to be one of the three most important players for this Spurs team this
year. And the birth, like, the birth of an all-star that you saw and the birth of a superstar
that you saw, I saw a potential death of a legend in Clay Thompson.
Oh, shit.
It did not look good yesterday. And I am like, a lot of this for Dallas, especially with Clay,
like, he's shooting in his gravity.
like he he will be fine but it was also very clear yesterday like we are in the true end days
of the Clay Thompson like experience even it's already been there right like we've seen a decline
especially after the the injuries but it was it was pretty tough yeah I wonder why because they
have no point guard and you're bearing the lead here Clay Thompson looks bad because nobody can set
him up and the thing we got to talk about is the Cooper flag at point guard experiment that they
rolled out with they benched Daniel Russell which bench is a hard word to use because
because they never started them.
But we assumed because of the preseason
that they would start DeLow
and have Cooper Flagg to the three, right?
And it was going to be a weird thing
to figure out who comes off the bench,
whether it be a big or PJ Washington.
They said, none of the above.
We're going as big as possible.
We see what the Rockets are doing.
We raise you one better.
We have a 6-9 first overall pick
that we want to get ball handing reps.
I'm guessing Jason Kidd is like,
we're going to do what I did with Janus.
We're going to give him the balls
at point guard when he's young,
to let him learn from that over time.
I don't think I like it.
I see the vision.
I understand it.
Like, that makes sense
to some degree to try it out,
I'm not mad at him trying it out.
I think it's clearly not what's best for him,
at least in the short term.
I wouldn't start the game with it.
Yeah, use it as like a change-up,
but I feel like you're kind of,
at least in that game against Wembe,
things could change.
Felt like you're doing the office
and disservice because he's never played point guard before.
Clearly isn't going to create a paint touch.
Never played an NBA game before.
Yeah.
And like we're,
we're going to play you up against this other Deming God
and we're going to play you out of position.
I feel you,
it felt like a,
a like a disservice to
Cooper flag to do it. I've been saying it's throughout
the entire offseason when
we found out that oh shit like they're really
going to try to run out this insanely
big lineup and force guys like
Flag AD and I guess
PJ Washington to make decisions for them
offensively all like good
ideas in terms of like you want the ball
in their hands but there's I feel like there's
other smarter ways to
A not sabotage the season
B make Cooper Flagg's life easier when it
comes to his overall efficiency and not breaking
his brain day one giving him such an absurd task as if he's lebron you can like literally like
run him at point within games within like the second or third quarter you know you don't have to
like make that such a big emphasis and the biggest talking point of his day one of his NBA
career yeah it's very simple just play de angela russell like he's there for a reason and granted
deandra russell's not that good so like i understand he wants to get his best players out there
he's a point guard yeah yeah and it could work right again this is one game maybe it works out and
And, like, they figure it out all of Houston Rockets
and they do this weird thing that ends up netting out
as being positive.
I'm not completely writing it off yet,
but I'm, like, halfway riding it off.
I just, I just, like, the juice doesn't feel worth to squeeze me.
Even if there is a good outcome, then pie on my face,
you were right, Jason, kid.
I just feel like this is the time where you know Kyrie's coming back,
so you know eventually you're going to play with the point guard.
I kind of just want to get by and, like,
learn what that style is going look like and just use DeAndro Russell as a proxy.
That way when we get to that point,
we're already ready to keep going and just insert him smoothly.
I don't feel like this.
The best case scenario for Cooper Flagg to me is not.
He's point guard, right?
I agree.
The best case scenario is he's a do-it-all amazing playmaking wing.
So I kind of just want to start him there from day one.
I agree.
Especially with AD playing fucking power forward because we're giving him his way.
I don't want to do that.
Double bigs plus no point guard.
I don't like that at all.
And it works with Houston because, one, Houston is just,
Houston is just more athletic than they are.
And instead of Clay Thompson, who is running around shooting threes based on
the looks and the setups that he can get from other point guards what if that was what if that was
Kevin Durant right what what if that was somebody who is inches uh like several inches taller than
than him and can create their own shot to to build the offense out and even as good as as ad is
ad also had a had a terrible game like he he knocked down the first two shots then after that
had a stretch where he was like two for 13 and at least on in the first game and we'll talk about
it a little bit later like shangoon looked like he leveled up as well right and his offense
and his passing is that those are things that ad isn't necessarily so he's a better he's a better
playmaker than at ad yeah and so that's why that's why it works and you can kind of do double bigs
and create enough playmaking in the aggregate whereas in in Dallas the cooper flag is is your point
guard and your playmaker hey nobody else can dribble nobody else can really pass like that so it does
feel like you're starting every game behind the eight ball
Yeah, so we'll see what goes on there between how they want to handle their offense.
They obviously have insane defensive potential.
They have great play finishers figuring out if they want to sacrifice some of that defense for some playmaking
to at least give everybody a chance to fit in the right role.
We'll see where he lands on that.
I'm not, again, I'm not writing it off, but I'm not hopeful.
Yeah.
What's the next thing you want to cover?
Lakers versus.
I knew it.
Lakers versus Warriors.
I think we've got to start there.
You've got to move over to that one as the, I think, second biggest headline.
We saw skinny Luca Dantje's for the first time.
Hell yeah.
And goddamn, he looks skinny and he looked fast and he looked very good.
He dropped the damn near 40 point triple double,
looked as exceptional as we could have hoped.
That was clearly an MVP caliber player
that we're probably going to see for the whole year, right?
Everything we hoped for about him being good enough
to propel our high expectations for this team,
he checked those boxes, I think.
I think we can feel good about that part, right?
Hell yeah.
Every other box that we have to check
to hope for this team to become the 4C that I picked him to be,
square lead X in this first game.
None of it went well.
It was a very, very bad first impression
for the supporting cast around Luca Danshich.
Twitter, you go on there.
You know, again, this is the first night of the season.
People have one game to go off off
after thinking about it all summer.
They're going to overreact.
You would have thought you watched the worst team
in NBA history around Luke of Donchich.
Everybody is panicking.
Everybody's treating it like that is the team
as if LeBron James is not going to play for them again.
And again, again, we're overreacting here.
Is your overreaction the Lakers are fucked?
Yes, it is.
Because one, one,
You, and we talked about it before the season.
Part of the reason why the ceiling play for the Lakers is so weird is because the person
that you're waiting to come save the team is a 41-year-old man.
You're waiting on him to come back and instantly be like, hey, I'm here.
Everything else works.
And so there's that.
There's the, there is also the fact that at least in game one, your starting center
looked like he, you know, like his main job.
is driving CDL trucks like that's also what would it look like and so it wasn't a great
it wasn't a great first outing for 8 in but it also wasn't a great first outing for anybody
else other than dude yeah honestly this lakers team is hilarious they just it feels like they
have a lot of this one first game like they had a lot of quirky and gimmick players
players who just who like kind of fun but have a lot of weird perks through that fun you know
whether it be single market smart does like i i genuinely sounds nasty when i say this but i
missed watching him play basketball so much i miss the fuckery you know i seen him get into some
shit with step curry and then immediately took my mind back to when he like i think he like
tackled somebody through a screen or something like that or he did some disgusting football shit
back when he was in the cells but we're hard to say having him there and then you having to
rely on the weirdness of rehachimir which at his high he's one of the most or one of the more
valuable fours
in the league I guess
It's just a four
And then you got like Gabe Vincent
Who you're trying to roll on to when it comes
He's running around chasing Steph Curry
When it comes to screens
And that's cool I guess as well
There's a lot of quirkiness going on
And I don't know how these pieces
Are there's gonna necessarily fall together
Yeah okay so the overreaction is
Gabe Vincent
Tiny
Rui Hachimura
Ship him out of here
Jerry Vandalbilt
Worst player in the world
Austin Reeves Cone
DeAndryton bitch made
That's the overreaction
you go to Twitter right
that is a takeaway from one game.
I think my real opinion is
this looked clearly like a team
who has almost no practice together.
And that showed in every way.
And the Warriors are a team
I've played together for 10 years
and are perfectly built to expose a team like this
with these exact weaknesses.
And by God, they did.
They look terrible for this game.
But I'm not like panic mode yet.
Like a lot people are.
I might get there.
And let's say that like, you know,
that it truly is just practice time.
that's that's cool no chemistry like nothing nothing whatsoever because like we had the quotes
in the offseason of eight and saying like i haven't played with luco or or lebron it's he had played
with them but not like at the same time you know because everybody was like was like in and out
and so obviously it hasn't been this thing of i've been working out with you every single day
and we've been just running pig and rolls and so i know exactly like where you want to be
and all this other stuff but like i would have liked to have a little bit more um synergy
or you know like yeah i would have liked it as well but that's not what they have but what i know
i know even just to to my hated you know levels yeah the the synergy was just so bad i would have
loved to see more synergy but it makes sense to me why it's not there right i'm not like
aiden you're terrible trade them now but i am like this needs to they need to figure it out
definitely and uh i don't know i think we got a typical aton game i think the the twitter reaction
was like this guy's terrible he's not your savior how dare you guys think is your savior and i'm like
I'm expecting him to be a perfectly adequate center for the year, worth the $8 million investment,
not really expecting him to fix all his flaws completely.
We saw him be lazy off ball, lose track of people, and just be not a high activity defender.
That will never change, right?
That's eight to some degree.
He was pretty good defending on ball when he was in the actions.
That'll probably be the same thing, too.
He's a very flawed defender in that way that has a strength and weaknesses.
I think the problem that people had was he had six rebounds.
And a lot of people betted his over on rebounds because he was facing a small team.
And they were like, look at this soft motherfucker.
Why aren't you grabbing boards?
Yeah.
And we definitely saw that.
you know what that is to me that's a dream on green problem that is exactly what dream on green is done for his entire career abusing soft bigs not being the size match you think he was he put them in hell a agent was catching the ball down low and people were like his hands are terrible have you seen the warriors play defense pushing me butler their hands are amazing at abusing big down low making a hard for them to gather and finish this was the warrior's defense master class which i think we forgot about because it happened for 20 games then the off season came they were amazing defensively post jimmy and that's what i saw last night that's just another gambling problem that the NBA has
everybody hates
aiding because he didn't cover
but yeah
like I'm also like
the synergy stuff
yeah
they have he has
negative chemistry
with Luca Naten
they talked about it
he ateen was like
I'm probably a difficult
big to get used to
because I'm a
I like to fall in the pocket
I try to feel it out
and you know
get to the midrange jumper
but then also finish
like that's true
that's one of his strengths
he's a very good
mid range jumper
he's gonna do this delayed
weak screen flash
to the mid range shot
you want to take advantage
of that somewhat
they need to get in the film room
figure out when he should do that
when he should roll hard, get the hang of it
because, like, there was times where he was
open, but nobody saw him. And there's also times
where he should have rolled harder. It was on both
of them, I think. They just got to get synergy there
and get on the same page in the film room.
Yeah, man. To hear
that necessarily isn't the most
what's the best
with it. It's not encouraging. I'm just going to say that.
Yeah, it wasn't an encouraging game at all. Yeah, to see
the, like, of course you understand
that chemistry takes time to build as a season
go on, but it seems like they're so
far off, wildly far off.
to where they are day one, you know?
Like you would hope or pray that they got some type of reps in or runs in,
which they obviously, but going back to what Donovan said,
it didn't seem to appear through all the reports that we've seen that
hasn't been as cohesive or consistent as it should be.
And so now I'm like, okay, well, if you're not going to be like that off offensively,
which is fine, offenses take time to build on to,
but I feel like defense is more so of a quicker thing to go ahead and learn.
And if that's going to be like the saving grace for this team,
play Luca, Austin Reeves, save me basketball on one end.
What are you going to do defensively?
Yeah.
That's the biggest question.
100%.
My bigger question that I'm not panicking about Aiden at all, even though people want me to.
I'm not going to panic about Aiden.
I think that's going to take time.
I think he looked like Aiden for better or for worse, right?
We just didn't really take advantage of the better.
I'm concerned more about this roster needs to LeBron badly.
And you said that makes sense.
You're relying on this guy, but he's a 40-year-old, right?
you don't that's like a bad gamble that sucks i get whatever he feels that way he is lebron james
just for for championship measures oh i don't care about that here's yeah yeah yeah they're not
but obviously like every lakers fan every every single game is championships you know championship
robust and you see luka especially coming off the game that the luka had it's finally oh
we're going to get MVP luka we're going to get in shape luka and he's he's ready to start the
season like this is the opportunity for us to win and so when lebron comes back
Like, a lot of people are going to be like, hey, don't let them get, you know, into the playoffs.
Don't let us get hot.
And so that's going to be the thing.
If that's your expectation, that's where I think it's dumb.
But obviously, just to be like a good team, yeah, like, they need LeBron.
He's LeBron.
Exactly.
They need LeBron.
He'll be there and he'll fix a lot of these issues.
So the people that are like, this is the worst team Lucas ever had, they do employ LeBron James.
So, like, they'll be fine to some regard.
But I agree.
I don't really see them, like, having a chance to beat the top teams in the West.
That's why I'm not in panic mode because my expectations aren't quite as high.
I think they can squarely be the four seat at best
and all those teams that we rank
between like three and eight
they can fly any direction
so if you want to tell me that we feel discouraged now
and we think the Lakers are going to be closer to eight
especially if LeBron's going to miss more time than we think
I buy that. That's fine. That's within
realm of expectation. I don't think it's crazy to doubt them to that regard
but I don't think like the floor's going to fall out from them
and they're fucked. LeBron's going to do a lot to fix their size issues
he would have been defending Jimmy Butler for a lot of those plays
where he was gripping over Gay Vincent
that fixes it there. The offense is obviously
going to be a lot better with Lebron there like I'm not
panic mode, but I am understanding of people that want to alter expectations. Yeah, I expect
to LeBron to be the ultimate connector and be like the seal to all these leaks when it comes to
the miscommunications, the opportunities where you feel Austin Reeves is kind of like drifting
away from the offense too often. And maybe Luca isn't as like locked in or involved
sometimes on the, sometimes on the offensive end way he doesn't have the ball on his hands.
LeBron is like the ultimate like fix the flat type dude for when it comes to that type, those type
issues. Yeah. But I am just so hoping and worrisome of the quirky role players like Marcus
Smart and Gabe Vinson. I hope they live with some like level of expectation. Yeah. They need
because the on-ball defense being able to stop paint touches is going to be a thing. Yeah. Like Aiden is
a completely solid on-ball defender at the drop big when the actions are coming to him. He's big,
knows how to use the size. He's not bad there at all. But if you're asking him to make a lot of
rotations and really close a lot of valves from leaky defenders that are allowing the guys
to create pain touches. He's not active enough at all to solve that. So you need Marcus
smart to be good. You need LeBron to come back and be able to be a solid team defender helping
the rotations there. Luca actually defended pretty well for the most part helping rotate there,
but we need guys in front of him, which is Gabe Vincent and Marcus Smart to be able to do that
better. And I guess the one thing I will panic about, why is the old connect not in the rotation?
Why is my 24 year old second year player not good enough to earn a spot in rotation with
LeBron James not playing.
And I say that because this roster, you know what I see is the biggest flaw
and the biggest indictment of Polinka?
What is it?
Who was the last player they drafted that is good, that has been a part of this rotation?
Last player that they drafted.
No.
They don't even count.
He wasn't even drafted.
Yeah, but that's the last person that they got via draft and process after.
They haven't got a good player.
A part of this.
I guess before this, like Max Christie probably would have been the name.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it was those two, two second round picks.
Yeah.
And then some of those years, they didn't have first round picks.
Jalen Hitchafino, swing and a miss.
Dalton Connect, if he was a four-year college player
as a rookie, I guess when Grace,
because a rookie is a rookie,
if you're a four-year college player
and you can't play in your second year, you suck.
So it's only one game.
Maybe they just match up decisions,
maybe he will start playing.
But that needs to be a guy that can be a contributor for you.
That needs to at least be your eighth man
who can play 18 minutes of game some nights.
If that's not going to be a player that can play,
you just have no more assets.
Like you've lost so many opportunities that is tough.
Well, why do you think he tried to go get Mark Williams?
He saw this last year.
Yeah, well, that was more about Alex Lynn, I think, than needing somebody else.
Oh, too, I forgot about that.
Actually, Alex Lin came after.
That was more about not having even Alex Lynn.
So that was like absence of big.
But yeah, he needs to be able to be playable or things are getting spooky.
True.
On the warrior side, the overreaction?
We should save them because tonight we're going to react to the second game.
They do play tonight.
So we're going to save the Warriors because tonight we're going to react to the game versus the Nuggets.
And we'll talk about both teams then.
Okay.
Next game, Thunder versus Rockets.
Double overtime thriller to start the same.
season honestly between the NBC return and how generational their nostalgia whole packaging
of the game was that was amazing that to the quality of play to how much the players cared
to the fact that it was double over time the fact that it ended crazily generational opening
that game that was fantastic they they restored the feeling yeah in one night and immediately
after that NBA was like wow look look what presentation does immediately they said yeah
we're going to put the final trophy back on the court we won long term complain
protest, mobilize, in the streets,
and we can get stuff done.
I feel like the Thunder were pretty simple.
They didn't have J-Dub, didn't have Isaiah Joe.
The zone defense of the Thunder gave them some troubles
because their shooting was horrific that game.
But then Shea locked in.
It looked like a normal Thunder game to that regard, right?
Chet looked better like we expected.
Yeah, I think that's the best thing.
But yeah, better is great is the best way to put it.
He was throttling their defense.
He was, I think he started out the game like scoring
out of the first like 20 points.
He had like 14 of them or something.
that he didn't miss a shot until like his seventh or eight attempts he was so aggressive he was so
just like he was so decisive when he comes to picking his spots and it was like a conscious
decision you could tell team why that they wanted to get chet involved they knew that if they wanted
to have an opportunity to survive for however long without jadab it's going to be it's of course
she's going to do shay things no matter what he's the MVP best guard in the league but you need
chet and the consistency that he can provide offensively to relieve that burden off
everyone else and he was perfect everything that i've been saying when it comes to holding back
the great expectations consistent all-star expectations one of the like i don't know four i don't know
how to parse this in my mind but three best bigs in the league expectations he did that last night
or two nights ago yeah get fucked it was amazing right he looked great yeah like we talked about how
physically clearly he didn't have his legs in him in the playoff run he couldn't jump very high
couldn't run very fast just wasn't exactly what he was before he looks back his burst was good he was
getting to those mid-range jumpers because you could actually turn a corner on a guy and use
his length as an angle to do a spin-around jumper. He was getting to those in mid-range. He has
these two makes right here around the free throw line from turn-around jumpers. He hit a few
threes, which is obviously a swing factor. He went to, it looks like two for four from there,
also two long mid-range shots and was finishing on the rim, got some float there. Overall
looked really good. Aside of that, Thunder were the Thunder. Focus on the Rockets.
What did you see, Kevin Durant's first game? Oh, I mean, KD's, KD, it wouldn't even
And from a KD perspective, shocked.
How do you, you are lucky.
You are lucky because he should have lost the game for them by pulling a Chris Weber
and calling the time out.
It was absolutely insane that none of the refs at the end of overtime, nobody's looking
at the ball.
Nobody's looking at KD.
That was crazy.
The biggest thing that I took from this was, oh, like, Shangoon, if you're like this, hey, we're cooking.
We're cooking.
you know why he shot the three and made it that was a hundred percent the thing obviously we've talked a lot about sang good over the years and about what they need from him without fred van bleat like obviously they're going to kind of playpoint sangun a little bit with the absence of playmakers and last year the thing was he improved he proved defensively right he was no longer a liability there and he was a good positional defender could exist as a part of a great defense and because of that we saw his rim efficiency go down a little bit where he was a year prior still a solid score still a great playmaking hub being able to create a
great pain touches and kick out to shooters like you always will.
But the scoring left a little bit to be desired in terms of projecting them to take the next
leap and for him to be good enough in the half court to like be the guy right.
And I think that's always going to be a thing to some regard.
What I said all summer was I need to see him be a stretch five for me to buy this is going to work.
For me to buy that he's going to be the type of offensive lead player that can be good enough.
I need to see him shoot well on both mid-range numbers and long mid-range and from three
because I'm not really convinced the rim scoring is going to be get elite elite.
He did that shit.
If this is real and he can shoot like this, that's the next jump for him.
Yeah, and it feels like this real.
He shot, I think he made like five threes on like 10 or 11 attempts or something crazy like that.
And he also shot 90% from the free throw line two on 10 attempts.
Like it seems like, again, one game, one overreaction.
But he is one of the best stretch bigs that the entire day has to offer.
And God damn it, that means that he is one of the best bigs in the league officially after the game two nights ago.
Yes.
If the three point shot is real, then he is truly one of the elite bigs in the league.
And before, like, he was kind of floating between,
he made his first All-Star game.
There was, he was a flawed player,
but he was, like, clearly showing he can handle it.
So, bonus territory, for sure.
He could handle responsibility.
He can elevate in certain moments.
He had that dog in him in the playoffs.
So, like, he was floated in there
but had some questions.
The three-point shot by answer those questions,
if it's real.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
And it brings everything else here
for this offense because, you know,
who did not make threes?
You know who did not come close
in making threes?
Our boy.
Matt Thompson, the guy who had all the talk
about the off-season shooting jump
that I was careful not to mention
because I don't buy that.
at all was not real whatsoever that man was shooting bricks but you know what you have to do it at least
at least you're taking attempts and that's that's that's it you know what the other one of our boys
struggled who read oh yeah that was that was genuinely a car crash well see it was it was a car crash
right he was getting attacked picked on they were doing whoever offense on reed shepherd because
he's small and they had lewdort driving on him case and wallace driving on him shay driving on him
they said they have these four gigantic guys
and the one small guy
that's a tactic small guy
that's probably gonna work
and it did every time
he did some good things
he shot the ball solid
you could tell he got some good lift
on his jumpers you could tell
it's gonna be a weapon for them
he had some good hands
made some steals
but he was just such a clear
mismatched defensively
that's gonna be hard for them
to figure out how to play around
yeah the defense was bad
there were a couple decisions
especially with him being
being the point guard
that was like oh man
looking off Katie
yeah it was pretty bad
And, but, and some of the threes that he took were pretty outlandish.
They were very far.
Yeah.
But I'm okay with that.
I am, I am okay.
You know that there's a need.
And it's the same thing for him and for a men.
I don't, what I don't want for Amend Thompson or really anybody who can't really shoot,
you do not turn into Ben Simmons, right?
Don't turn into a player where you're so nervous that you're going to miss these shots
that you are not taking these in-game threes that you clearly need for either confidence.
or actual reps to prove that whatever you've been working on is real.
So I'm happy that I will say something to two shots.
Although you don't want them to turn into Ben Simmons,
I also don't want them to turn into someone like Dion Waders
where you're just shooting entirely too damn much.
Seven threes and making none of them,
that's way too much dip on your tip.
I think you can safely assume you would not get Dion Waders from Reed Shepard.
Wherever it goes, it won't be Deon Waders, I promise.
No, because those team needs them to take those threes.
I guarantee you
Emay Doka was like take as many
as you can
We need that motherfucker
Nobody else
Are you gonna hit him
But a man
Oh for seven
Seven three
That should be a career high
For you
It'd be like that
It is like that sometimes
And it's okay
I feel like that
I feel like that
I feel
Yeah
I feel like that
For a man
And then for Reed
It's the same thing
Don't
You get one crazy three again
You took about like two or three
Take one
We'll see how you're feeling
On that night
And then we'll just get in rhythm three
Look what we got here
This is a perfect
explanation
of both these teams right now.
Turnover percentage.
The Houston Rock has turned over the ball
22.3% of their possessions.
What?
Yikes.
What?
That's what the fuck?
That's crazy.
Man, that's bad.
Zero percentile.
And the OKC, 10%,
which is their M.O.
They don't turn the ball over a lot
with Shea being a very low turnover type of guy.
That makes sense.
45% of the team's misses
were rebounded by the Houston Rockets.
Offensively, I mean to say,
offense rebounds.
Obviously their M.O.
Starting these double bigs,
really started these fucking five.
bigs for their starting lineup that went as you'd expect and the free throw rate came along
with it they got a lot of fouls because they were on the boards you have to foul them to a certain
degree i think the identity worked for the most part we saw what we expect to see from the rockets
the size is an advantage lack of shooting lack of playmaking is a disadvantage how will they figure
that over time probably through brute force and through sangoon taking a lot of threes and making them
worked for the most part this team they're just facing the defending champs i like it for game one
i am i am i will say i am worried about tar eason he was horridous when it comes to that
game when it comes to just overall decision making and obviously he didn't make it many shots
in general as is he feels like a trade candidate sad to say he is because that the pay him this
summer and it seems inexpensive but again same thing as last year anybody who makes bad decisions
against the okay c thunder must be given grace because they will surely look better the next game
it's impossible to make good decisions and you got these motherfuckers breed out your neck yeah for sure
and this is like the worst type of episode to hear if you're a reed shepherd fan because you are
watching him go against the best defense in the entire NBA
over the last, I don't know,
fucking 15, 20 years.
So I won't say Reecher will be fine
because he still has to prove to us that it would be fine.
We haven't seen enough good for us to assume that.
But I am like not writing it off yet because of what you said.
OKC is a nightmare matchup for a small guard.
No, fuck there you're writing it off.
It's overreaction.
It's overreaction.
It's a bum.
Worst picking the world.
She didn't pick Stefan Castle,
which Stefan Castle wouldn't have fixed any of the shooting issues.
Wouldn't have fixed their passing reviews,
but you'd be better than read.
Yeah, we'll see
Lots of you seen
Still from Reed
That would be a thing
Worth monitoring
What's the next thing
I want to talk about
Let's do a quick one
Let's go
The Knicks game
Okay, Knicks versus Cavs
A game that would have been
really cool
But kind of lost this
Luster
Because everybody was injured
No Darius Garland
No DeAndre Hunter
No Max Trues
So three of their
Top perimeter players
Outside of D Mitch
Gone for the Knicks
No Josh Hart
No Mitchell Robinson
Two core starters
What would you take away
Donvin as a Knicks
fan watching these two
broken teams
Mike Brown's going to win coach of the year.
Oh, okay.
And two, Evan Mobley and the leap is here.
The leap, it's on the way for Mobley.
On the Mike Brown front, this man, we played 11 guys.
It's getting scary.
It's getting dangerous.
And I think, like, that is, that in itself is insane growth and very positive for this, for this team.
Dude, the bar is so low.
Three kills me.
What are we talking about?
They played players.
It's ridiculous.
We haven't had that.
We haven't had that.
Nick fan's like, yeah, he's in the game.
It hasn't been like that.
Yeah, you're right.
But, but so like there's like, there's the very, very low hanging fruit of just playing the, the players on your, on your roster.
The other stuff is, um, OG offensively, like, looked, looked good.
He had, he took 17 shots to a moments where, um, Mikhail Bridges was, like, running point.
And he had the ball in his hands.
And he looked more comfortable and empowered than he did.
it all of last season.
And so just moving forward,
I feel really good about the state of this offense.
And I mean,
Jayland didn't even have a great game
and they were still able to go on runs
and have successful offense,
even with them having a bad shooting night.
That was extremely encouraging
from a night one perspective,
thinking about where the next,
you know, want to go and can go.
So that's why I'm very high
on the things that Mike Brown has already installed.
On the other side,
everyone came out was firing.
and he was super aggressive and obviously like deris garland wasn't there so he had to pick up the slack
offensively but the three point shot i mean there were times where he would get the rebound
come down and transition i'm not waiting for anybody i'm going to take this three i'm going to be
aggressive that is insane growth and that's that's been the the big part of the growth that we
wanted to see from obli in order for him to take the leap and it looked very very much like
he knows what he had to do he worked on it and it's here yeah i think yeah not much to really
take away from the calves just because they were so injured.
Yeah. They need another wing. That's my overreaction
is once again. Surprise. Once again hit the trade market.
I think getting lamello to replace Tid Jerome, cool.
You know, I mean, not the most Lamello. Getting Lanzo to
replace Taderoom. Cool. There's some strengths and weaknesses there. You're moving to
identity you bench around, but it's another body, right?
That's a good role player. You did that Tad Jerome left for nothing and you
traded Isaac O'Coro to get Lonzo ball. So you're still down a body and you're down a wing
and Isaac O'Coro, who had lost his spot in the rotation at times, flawed player
and so forth, but was one other better
wing defenders. Now without DeAndre Hunter
and without Max Drews, who I guess is your second
wing. Oh, God, he's 6-5.
They had nobody. They were playing
Stomons, so many three-guard lineups.
Donovan Mitchell's a small guy.
They had out there, out there with Craig Porter,
Tyrese Broctor. Does that name, Tyrese?
Yeah, don't disrespect Tyrese Broctor. He's a Hooper, man.
Oh, cool, shout to Tyres Proctor. He was out there playing a lot
in the night. It was a rookie year. Sam Meryl. A lot of minutes for small
guys, and it was just like, damn, do they have
any wings left? Oh, wait, no.
Yeah, yeah, they're expecting, this is where you kind of look at the king, or not the Kings, the Cavs draft department over the last, like, very, like, these last like two years. And this is where you kind of see the lapses. This is where the Isaac O'Coro pick kind of bites you in the ass a little bit. This is where, okay, John Tyson, like, what you doing? What's up, man?
I was going to say that.
You like, a year ago. We kind of need you to be like, you know, an actual impact defender, bare minimum.
Yep, he's a swing player.
He'll be the most important
playing in the rotation
in terms of which
are we going to get
Dominic Cavs again
and Dominic Cavs that can win
in the playoffs.
I think Jalen Tyson.
Is it Jalen or Jalon?
I think he's Jalen.
I don't know.
Whatever.
Jalon Tyson.
I've never heard that before
but we're calling you Jolon today.
Shalom.
We need to see Jalon do well
and be able to really fill that gap
in the rotation.
Yeah.
No more thoughts for them though.
Don, Moe, move over to your team.
Let's get it over.
Toronto Raptors
versus Atlanta Hawks.
The Atlanta Hawks being the
everybody's sneaky team
out east. Don't sleep on them. They can make the finals.
They got everything they need to run Tray Young.
Jalen Johnson Rising Star, KP, no longer
sick. Everything is going well for them.
And the Raptors are the team where everybody was like,
yuck. Wake me up when they get some good
players. They're boring. I don't care about them.
Surely the hospital beat the bricks off of them, right?
Nope.
You know,
not at all. This is why there's an
82 game season. This is why
we don't look at this game
and we just move on to the next.
I'm not paying attention to the 86 points allowed in the paint by the Atlanta Hawks.
I'm not paying attention at all.
I'm not going to look at Tray Young Defense.
I'm not going to look at Dash and Daniels, basically only playing meaningful minutes at the fourth quarter because he was in file trouble from the fucking start of the game.
It felt like I'm not going to pay attention to none of that.
What I will do, though, is talk about someone like Jaylon Johnson, talk about how he's going to go ahead and birth his new all-star season.
barring he remains healthy
he was electric he was fantastic
yeah prezingus he was amazing
some of the shit that he was doing out there just taking
normal deep range prosingus threes
to me as a hawks fancing and wear that jersey
and me being like what the fuck is this guy doing
oh my god I forget we got pershingus on my team
how did I forget it's amazing
but it's just the defense man
like we were like horrendous I love what
I see from Zachary Richie Say
and his like slowly growing
on ball chops as well I love that
pick I love Jalen Johnson the defense
same story. There's really nothing to talk about. It's such a simple story, bro. Like,
they throttled us. It's, it's honestly more fun to talk about the. Oh, there's plenty of
to talk about. You know who I hated watching last night more than anybody of any star player,
Trey Young? Why? Did not have a fun game to watch. It's just, it's so tough. Like,
how does Dan, how does Jalen Johnson have more assisted him in a game?
Well, we are trying to. It takes two people for it. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And we're trying to
prioritize the spacing. Johnson when it comes to empowering him as like a real hub. And it's
taking some time to like bounce that out. Yeah, exactly. And it looked good when Jalen Johnson
was running the bench units to your point. He looked really good. I think the, the pace of
decision making could have improved at times. There's some plotting moments. But even when that
happened, it ended up in a good play. Exactly. Like he's always making some last minute
decision was an accurate pass. I saw that one highlight on Twitter. You probably saw him
talking about where he like was in a post up, came back, went into another postup, came back
around, and then threw no look past the KP, cutting from the corner. Yeah. So I'm like,
that was a hideous possession. Look like those plays those plays I hate from Palibankero,
which is a lot of plotting around bad mid-range jumper. But then he throws a no
like dime.
Yeah.
So process needs to get better with Jaylon Johnson.
That was the thing last year too.
You know,
the playmaking speed early in the season,
there was a point where we were like,
fuck man,
this leap isn't here.
Then he figured it out.
So I want to see that continue to improve.
I hope the off ball stuff
with Tray Young isn't like
too much to fuck up his rhythm
because I did not feel like
he looked comfortable at any point in this game.
I don't even care about the off ball stuff
and messing up a rhythm.
He hasn't been in a rhythm
for a year and a half.
Yeah, exactly.
So we have to,
we have to regain that
before we can start talking about
messing up any type of rhythm who's one for seven for three last night we've we've talked
continuously about him getting downhill scoring with his floater brother that floater was
breaking yesterday too or two two nights ago as as well and so for somebody with try young's size
and and just his shot diet and the shots that he likes he likes to take threes he likes to take
floaters if the shots that he likes aren't going in that is a big big problem so yeah it it was a
it was kind of disturbing from a game one
perspective. Yeah, I mean, it's disturbing.
Typically, Trey Young has like super
slow starts to every single season
that he's played in, which is, you know,
but at the end of the day, this is like the big
reason why Anse didn't want to RGM,
Anse didn't want to go ahead and give him
the contract extension that you typically
see when it comes to perennial
all-star level players, you know?
Yeah. Yeah, understandable to some degree.
It's not surprising by any means to see
a lackless for Trey Young game.
Yeah. Just noticing.
I'm also.
noticing we saw a great performance from the Raptors offense in which obviously they killed
you in transition. It's because they decided to get out and run to play with good pace.
They also just did a very good job of doing the same things we saw from Darko last year,
all of the off ball screens. They're not going to be a high pick and roll offense. They're
going to get everybody at the ball running lots of motion, very modern offense in that way.
Did a good job weaponizing that with Brandon Ingram. I was happy with the performance as somebody
who's been saying so the trade that I like the idea of Scotty Barnes and Ingram. That worked
really well together and they did a really good job creating open threes off of that. I like
the way they kept the ball moving and maybe it was mostly about the hawks having terrible
point of attack defense, but it felt like they were constantly getting the hawks in rotation and
constantly creating good shots because of it. Yep, it's so easy to do so when you don't have like
arguably one of the best guard defenders in the entire NBA and Dyson Daniels there. They just
were faced with like no resistance anytime someone wanted to get to the pain. They're basically
like, oh my bad brother, you go ahead. Go ahead. I don't even know why I'm here. Let me go ahead and sit
on a bench. It was like that type of defense being played and that's why they were able to
hit on so many hit-ahead passes. But even if you're talking about like the half court
offense, it was genuinely like so good. I was so happy with what I saw for Emmanuel quickly. And
the bigger point of the conversation is Brandon Ingram. Like he feels like a guaranteed
all-star this year in the Eastern Conference. For sure, if the Raptors are like, I don't know,
a top seven seat or so. Slow down. Slow down.
Guaranteed two? He looks like it. Slow down. I don't know about two.
Over Scotty?
Potentially, yeah, potentially.
I'm not,
Scotty Barnes had a good game too.
If Scottie Barnes isn't good up to be an all-star
they're not going to be a 17.
He has to be good as well.
He has to be good as well.
They need both them to be really good.
And through one game,
but I think they both played well.
Scotty Barnes are really good defensively.
There were some times where he was,
he was looking large next to Trey Young.
He was looking huge, long.
He couldn't even suffocating Trey Young.
And that size is a point of attack defender
is, like, important.
Like, the fact that he can have those wings
sprawled out completely
and blanket on ball coverage,
that's a very good strength of them.
I like that a lot more.
And it looked better now
now that he doesn't have
quite as much offensive responsibility.
Yeah, most definitely I agree.
And Yakopoto 8, your guy?
I told you.
I told you, I won those battles, man.
It's only me and you having those battles
when it comes talking about.
What was the battle? What did you rank him again?
I don't know.
Like seven or eight?
Yeah, so the battle is.
I didn't just care about where I ranked him.
That's more so like, no, he's better than he.
That's all it is.
Oh, yeah, I don't.
That's fine.
I will not be shocked at all if he'd be better than it.
It was the seven thing is the one wrong.
Yeah, I don't get them top 10.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's all I know.
I don't give a fuck about that.
She played like last night, bro.
I don't not dislike Yacoboto.
Seven was just nuts.
Okay.
Solid showing from the Raptors.
TBD.
About the Atlanta Hawks.
Are they going to prove to be worth it?
It's just hard to talk about the Hawks when you allow 86 points in the fucking pain.
That's ridiculous, right.
Yeah.
Vijay Edgecom had 16 points in the first half.
Jesus Christ.
Over 30 in his rookie debut.
Yeah, that's...
76 versus Celtics.
And that's why this is going to be the rookie of the year.
Oh, that's your overreaction?
That's my, that is my overreaction.
Yeah.
Vijay H.
And he's going to be rookie of the year also because of opportunity.
Like, that was one,
Dillon Harper is in this like point guard trio, right?
With him and Castle and Fox, that's cool.
Cooper Flagg, we'll see what happens.
He might be playing out of position.
It might take a while just for him to get comfortable.
Ace Bailey on the, on the jazz.
There's also the jazz sneaky.
And not even sneaky, but I didn't realize until I watched them.
You know, that team is huge.
Like, their front court is really, really big.
Yeah.
But watching Joel Embed in the way that Embed moved last night, I was like, oh, VJ's
going to have all the opportunity to be in the world, right?
Like, we're going to, he's going to have 30 to 40 games where they're going to need him
to score 34 points.
And the shot looked really good.
His burst to the basket.
His driving was awesome.
He finished so, so emphatically.
Awful Am, all balls of cutter.
Like, both versions of driving.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
And so Vijay Hatscombe looked awesome.
Tyrese Maxi.
It looked like a guy who is ready to be the number one option because he's had a year
and a half, two years of being the number one option with like this like subpart team.
And now he's like fully ready to really, really step into that.
I'm very happy obviously because they can buy for 74 points.
But for Vijay specifically, he looked amazing.
He looked great.
Yeah.
And you know what helps him look great, not take away from him?
That fucking Boston Celtics big man.
group was as bad as we could hope for.
The Boston Celtics Primitive Defender Group was as bad
as we could have hoped for.
Guards that are athletic and you can drive.
Bet the rovers against the Boston Celtics.
They're going to go crazy.
And yeah, VJ. Edgecombe highlight insane
first performance as a rookie.
Can't wait to watch more of them.
Celtics Masterclass.
That's staying competitive and finding a way to lose at the end.
This is what we want to see all season.
Get Peyton Pritch of the reps, which didn't go well tonight,
but maybe we'll go better in the future.
Get Jim and Brown the reps.
Everybody see what you got from.
to me is Kada. Do all your stuff. Stay competitive. You know what you got in
Canada. Maybe we'll see more. Who knows? One game we'll see. Find out what you got from everybody
and then find a way to lose in the end so you can get AJ DeBonsa because he wants to be there.
Brother, like Jalen Brown, this is not a real award. We didn't even have this in our fake
awards from our predictions episode. But he is easily going to be the happiest player
of the year. No expectations. You're going to pay a big bag. You take all the shots you
want. You play like dogs. He played great. You play good, play bad. Don't matter. No one's going to talk
about you.
Yeah.
Great life.
You know who's the saddest player
of the year?
Me, because Joel and B
looked like a corpse
in this game.
He could not move whatsoever.
It was kind of baffling
to me that he was on the court.
It looked like a guy
who clearly shouldn't be playing
right now.
And hopefully that's not just
who he is now,
which I guess is always possible.
But he did not look close
to 100% or maybe he is
and that's scary.
It was,
it was very scary
because this might just be
the state that he's in.
And that's more
than I would lean to
rather than like he's actually
hurt.
in terms of, like, I think he's just in a eternal state of being hurt.
Yeah.
Damn.
As opposed to like, oh, I have this one injury that's killing me right now.
And there's been, there was, there's always been times where he can kind of like get stuck
and you might be able to like hustle by him for offensive rebounds.
Once a shot goes up, I'm not boxing out on anybody.
I'm going to stand here.
I'm going to look up and I'm away for the possession to start on the other side.
He was able to get sometimes like into his jumper and it looked a little fluid.
but for the most part
he was not moving well
the lift wasn't necessarily there
the motor wasn't there
defensively no lateral movement
no lateral quickness at all
it was food when you drove at him
I'm hitting him with lateral movement
not to there he wasn't he was hitting him with
stationary movement it was bad
the jumper was flat because he had no legs under him
it was honestly just sad
it just felt like damn it's over
and I yeah so for the sixers
yeah
it's your season's done
basically.
After a win.
Yeah.
That's funny.
Your seats is done.
If I'm a 60,
I'm like, damn.
You can't do nothing literally.
30 from Tyreys Maxi.
But like the dream of
we're going to get our last dance
you know, with them beat.
That's old.
They have their pick, right?
I'm not sure.
Is it protected?
Like they can keep it if they're really bad?
I'm not 100% sure.
I think it might be in the class of O'CC.
It's not going to be as easy for them to like,
Do a lot, do like a tank out of nowhere like they did last year.
Yeah, it was top eight protected last year.
But I think O'KC has may have like their customer.
Oh, I think it might be top five protected now.
I think it got smaller, if I remember correctly.
But you find out.
If that is the case, yeah, without Joel and Bede and with Paul Jordan already not playing,
we'll see what that looks like when he comes back.
Even with VJ and Tyrese being so great, I find it hard to believe we're going to.
Yeah, I got it.
So Philly, the, the pick is, it goes to OKC.
It's top four protected in 26 and 27.
And then if it's not conveyed, then,
Philly will send a 2027 second round
pick. So top four protector you said? Yeah.
Damn, that's tough to get top four. That's tough. You gotta
get some luck on your side. You have to be asked
like pretty much by
game 20. And I don't
do it. Maybe they won't be. That's kind of hard. But
we'll see.
Top four stuff.
I was going to say, you know, Joe Lilley's not going to
be there. You have this good young
core that maybe you'll get one more good pick in there and like
this be the last reload year and you can go forward
with these two maybe young stars, wherever you draft
next. But I doubt you're going to get a top four
pick so yeah listen let's hope vj edgecom is great when we can get to the playoff so let's hope
we can have some fun that's tough but shout out vajcom he is good so there's that i will be monitoring
monitoring how they go ahead and decide to facilitate the vj jared mcane and tyrese duo because
that's very interesting seeing them roll out like a group of small guards vj is small yeah him and
tirees how you build a good defense around that that's going to be interesting to figure out over the
years vj has to play man yeah normally you would just say like all right well we got in beat in
the back you know we'll be fine but that's just not that's not necessarily going to happen yeah yeah
you mentioned the utah jazz of being like surprisingly huge they're also surprisingly dope as fuck if
we're going off one game uh this is my favorite thing i saw this in this opening night because all summer
i was like they're not going to be good i'm not buying stock in jazz like i'm not going to pick them
to be a play in team certainly won't pick them to be a playoff team even but i am buying stock in
their offense i think that was one of my stocks in our buy sales stream i was like dude will hardy
is extremely good.
Last year,
I said they'd be
the 10th or something like that
or maybe 11,
whatever it was.
I said they wouldn't be 15th
because I fully believe
in Will Hardy
and coming off that year
where Lorry Marketing
made his all-star appearance,
I was like,
listen, man,
you have Lauer
and you have Will Hardy
who is a genius
play designer
of off ball screens.
They're going to be a fun offense.
Shit went south row fast
last year they tanked.
There was nowhere close
to the case.
This year, I think
is going to be the case.
Lowry looked amazing again.
Walker Kessler is shooting
threes.
Yeah.
Also looking better in all regards.
Kyle Filipowski's a shooter.
They started Svima High Luke, that's a shooter.
Their spacing was nuts.
Their off-ball play design was once again nuts.
They ran the clippers out the motherfucking gym with elite offense.
And the clippers looked like a team that once again didn't want to be there
because it was opening night and they had to go to goddamn Utah
and they were too old and too good for this shit.
They were not trying defensively.
They had bad, bad defensive ideas on how to solve it.
They were dying on screens, making Zubosh have to help up on these offball curls.
And just allowing nonstop dunks, they destroyed.
them. The, yeah, the offense for Utah looked awesome. The big to big passing is there, right?
Like, that's something that we always see with Utah. I just, man, it's, it's a wonder what good
jerseys can do. That's who. They look so cool. Honestly, like, I watched that game and I was like,
I'm going to have to watch more Utah this year on the simple fact that they're like visually,
visually, it's acceptable now. They got swag. Yeah, you have a little bit of swag. And the basketball
not reprehensible for especially for the first part of the year so like Utah you're back on
the list you're back in serious rotation 139.5 offensive rating 66.7% effective focal percentage the
highest in both categories of the year so far got lots of offensive rebounds dominated in all
regards man like they look good they have the skill sets to run will hardy system now they are not
going to be the worst team in the league at least offensively we'll see where they net out defensively
over the course of season, but also other takeaway, I understand why Danny Angel's greedy
ass was asking for three first-on picks for Walker Kessler because he saw those practice
sessions and he saw that three-point shot developing. If that's going to be the case, they are
stupid for not paying him this past summer because that is going to be one expensive man this summer
and restricted free agency. Yeah. It's, it's, it happened with Kessler and with Sengu
where, and you see like Biggs always like, you know, try to improve the game and take threes.
And so the first time he took it out, I was like, okay, Walker, you know, you're really, you
cute right right you've been working they took the second and i was like hold on now yeah like hold on
and it went in i was like oh my god yeah this is crazy and they look good too there's one thing that
will hard he is like he is like one of the best bucket getting coaches that the league has to offer
and also another interesting too for me thing for me is i watch clips of um why is his name blank from
the small um will clinton is it some clinton jr walter clinton jr walter clinton jr yes i don't know my my mind went blank
But seeing how well he played, very encouraging.
And I'm so interested seeing how the guard competition,
the guard room ends up like panning out
when it comes to him, Collier, who didn't play because of injury,
and Keonté George, who looked, thumbs up.
Another shooter.
They had five out spacing.
It was great.
And, you know, they look good for all the reasons
that we've known Will Hardy can look good for years
and they're healthy and Liger Mark can look like a star again, right?
They're trying right now.
They're not trying to lose.
They're playing their best players and it looks good.
Clippers, man.
this is the biggest ass-woping that I feel like I can take nothing away from
because they were just clearly so not ready to play tonight
kind of like we're talking about the lakers had the lakers like i think the lakers
biggest issue was coaching not figuring out enough time to get the chemistry with aton
and luka not having the best plans and plays yada yada this was also clearly they not were up
they weren't up ready to play they were not trying defensively with nearly enough
effort they had like i said bad plans to defend these offball screens they were
letting their centers die out there with very little help only thing i'll take away is
I think maybe their screen navigation
would be an issue, which is not a surprise at all
when you're starting Bradley Beal, James Hardin
and Quiet Leonard together.
Yeah, it's hard to come away
with takeaways day one of the season
when your team gets startled to this capacity
just like the Lion Hawks.
They're in that same conversation too.
They're old.
God damn it.
Yeah, and that's why they're going to miss the playing.
Oh, God.
Who?
The clips.
Yeah, so you say that, but also I was watching the game.
I was watching the game and I saw a bench unit
come in with Chris Paul, John Collins,
and Brooke Lopez, and I was like, damn, that's going to be hard to deal with
when they're trying really hard and when they're clicking.
They're deep.
Yeah.
They're crazy deep, which we knew.
But, like, seeing a bench unit to play with John Collins and Brooke Lopez, like,
just a name recognition, which we'll see if it's actually an effective bench unit.
Brooke Lopez was pretty shaky last year.
It's a large guy.
John Collins is good.
It's going to be good when they figure it up.
Yeah, it'll be.
It's just a weird creaky start of the year.
I guarantee you, James Hardin's ass did not want to be in Utah.
He was probably on a flight right after the game to go back to L.A.
of course
exactly
yeah okay
what games you should talk about next
let's talk about
the team of the Eastern Conference
that we've all been like salivating
to see if they're gonna finally figure things out
and that is that team is no other than
the Orlando Magic
what does you guys get from that game
I watched every second in this game
yep this is the opening window I was locked in
I did not I have three screens
on my setup at once
one that's I'm halfway paying attention to
what I'm fully paying attention to
and one that I'm looking at
when everything else is paused
that was on the main screen the entire time
I wanted to make sure I understood this team
before I come up here today
this team is exactly the same
but they had Desmond Bain
Franz Wagner looked awesome
as a driver when the ball ran
through his hands
lovely it was great
and the spacing's better
so that type of slashing offense
creating buckets for others
fantastic the bench units with him
running things worked awesome
Desmond Bain on ball
was really good really encouraging
having him and sucks together
I like that a lot
Palo Bencaro
Dominant when he was getting downfield
I'm down court
When he was driving
There was one spinning layup you hit
I was like that is the largest man I've ever seen
He was getting to the free throw line
Doing the Palo Bencaro strengths
Doing the Palo Ban caro weaknesses
There were so many plays in a half court
I was still like move faster please
It felt like I was watching the same player
For all of them
As somebody who has tried to defend Palo
With everything in his heart
I completely agree
And it was very frustrating
Because one
my biggest thing is like
Desmond Bain he's going to save the magic
Like they they are they are still going to to be good
And I think we are going to break the top 20
In offensive rating this year
Hell yeah
And Desmond Bain he brought a he brought shooting
And he brought enough like just like juice to this offense
In terms of how fast he how fast he was moving
The passes he was making his ability to to connect players together
I was very happy with what I saw.
There was a specific play where Bain threw the ball into Palo,
and Palo had it in like the low post area.
And Desmond was kind of like waiting for him to try to see, like, okay,
are we going to move off of this?
Like, am I going to go here?
And Palo's just there dribbling the air out of the ball.
And so he ends up giving it back to Bain and gets it back for a repost.
And I'm just watching it.
I'm like, nobody's moving here.
There's nothing that like Palo is even looking.
looking to create whenever he's in that position, he really just wants the ball to dribble
and to see what happens.
And there was no, like his game yesterday, especially whenever he was in the post, it just
wasn't intentional.
And that's, that's a problem when Franz is doing that and when Desmond Bain is doing that.
So, Apollo, like, we talked about him, like, trying to speed up his game and have him make
decisions much quicker.
And it didn't look like that yesterday.
That was frustrating.
He did have a good fourth quarter.
He had a key block at the end
and a couple good finishes
got to the free throw line
So they locked in when they needed to
They won the game
After being down for most of it
So salute to them
The guy had done
So they have any time
To figure things out with each other
But yeah
You felt that same feeling
You had a lot of times last year
Where it's like
You're the best player
In terms of potential
You're the best score
We want to figure out a way
To maximize the ball
In your hands
To lead a good offense
But the ball moves a lot better
In these other guys' hands
Who are also really good
And it's your team
You're the number one pick
You're the again
You should and can
And probably will be the best player
here. But Franz, man, we need to find a way to empower him too because he makes good things
happen for everybody. Yeah. And again, I'm going to probably have to, I'm not coming up to,
I'm not having any harsh, harsh takeaways, although it is like a overreaction episode.
If I was having an overreaction, Jamal Mosley, all my eyes are on you again, going back to
what we said during the off season. I think regardless of the fact, though, this team is going
to bear minimum. They should win at least like, I don't know.
no, 46, 47 games that could net you out to the third seed in the Eastern Conference.
Yeah, that's what I picked in the beginning. I feel good about that.
Yeah, exactly. And I, whether or not whatever happens with Paula Van Carroll, I think having
another quick process or someone who can masquerade as a point guard, someone who has a lot of
juice and like officer tricks to their bag when it comes to bullet, bulleting themselves into the
rim or just like taking seven threes a game and watching three of them go and then you off
42% or whatever that number is, that is going to carry you naturally because.
your defense is what it is, or is what it's known to be, that's going to carry you to
at least like the 13 and he's a car.
And we're talking about the downside of the Palo annoying plays.
They still played well.
They know, they, not, I'm going to say, play well.
They played if he thought the game but came clutch, but they did, you know, Franz had a good
game.
They clearly had a good idea of how to stagger these guys and how to have these good
lineup combinations.
So they did do what I asked to and, like, give Franz opportunity to get his game off
with the ball in his hands.
It's just the same thing as always.
Can we get both you guys effective at the same time?
That's worth monitoring, but the simple presence of Desmond Bain and the improvements of the shooting and another creator, they are a better version of who they were last year, which is a pretty damn good team.
Are you going about Miami?
Pretty good.
I think Norm Powell was gunning like we knew he would.
Mr. I'm a 32-year-old rising star.
He was playing like that.
Davey on Mitchell had 12 assists.
I picked him up in fantasy right away.
He's now on my team.
That looked good.
Andrew Wiggins, starting off, I texted you.
I was like, I moved by Wiggins.
Laker him now.
Shut the fuck up.
Laker him.
Laker me now.
end of the game it got a little iffy just because they're asking so much of him some mistakes came some bad decision making with the ball and his hands came but overall i think he looks good good good opportunities and did well there uh bam made a three nice looks like bam good stall great defenders still they did come through with what they said they were going to do all summer they played fast they ran the ball made that clear effort of playing that way rather than they're off screen mid-range and upward type of game they've been playing for the past couple years when there was jimmy basketball
with these pesky shooters around him,
they did have the identity change.
They kind of just ran out of juice at the end
without having Tyler Hero,
but I'm pretty encouraged
for what they look like when Tyler comes back.
Okay.
Cool.
As far as just being a middle-eatim team, you know?
I'm not changing my idea then,
but I think it makes sense.
It was an encouraging game
from a team that is down their second best player
and doesn't have a whole lot of encouraging outcomes.
What's the next team you guys want to talk about?
Let me pull up the games.
I'm forgetting what games we played.
Me personally, we'll say.
I fucking loved watching that New Orleans
and that Memphis game.
Okay.
What is your biggest takeaway from watching Zion for show?
Zion is a demon.
He fully lost all that weight.
Amazing.
He looks like a top 11, 12 player, whatever it is.
John Moran, man, like the offense that he's just able to create
and how he's able to just dance anywhere on the court
and just, again, like, consistently stab his way into the paint
and create those opportunities.
given the defense hell of pressure.
Yes, like it's so invaluable.
I learned that Jaron Jackson Jr.
is the same old player, you know.
Filed out.
Filed out. I'm like, bro, where's, yeah,
why is he not in the fourth quarter?
Oh, shit.
Muffogall, I, six fouls. What the fuck.
Six blocks, what the fuck.
Nice.
I love to see that.
That's a lot of blocks.
That's a fuck, little blocks.
Yeah, it's needed.
It's needed, genuinely.
I worry for their big men depth overall.
I saw Stric, Sedricedriced Coward,
looked like a great player day one,
which is, like, huge for the,
kind of just like talent gaps
or counted talent efficiencies that they have
but overall I walked out of this game
looking at the Norris Pelicans and me like yo like this
even though they lost this can be
like one of the 12 best offenses in the
entire NBA 12's hard
but I do agree I felt encouraged
because one Herb Jones
is playing point forward we heard some rumblings of that
he played point guard in college they were in the ball
through him he's pretty good as a driver
I think he has some good footwork he knows that he uses length
obviously he's not like an authorable shooter so it's not going to be
the most like high volume thing
but in certain bench units
when they don't have
their guards out there
and they can get in some touches
especially in transition
and like semi-transition
you can get downhill.
I didn't see that coming at all.
I didn't either
because I didn't know
he played point guard in college
because I don't watch college basketball
but when people told me that
I was like okay interesting
how is that going to affect his defense
because I kind of want him
to continue to be the best defender
on the planet at times
curious to see over the course of season
that if the balls in his hands more
can he be just like a two-way god
or are we going to see
what we usually see
from guys of his caliber
on-ball defender
where they're God tier
when they're 23
but then they kind of slow down over time
because they're given more responsibility
because they were so good
and because they got money
because of the defense
they kind of eventually
you see that transition
to offensive effort
hopefully that doesn't happen
because I love watching him play defense
something to monitor
other thing to monitor
Jeremiah Fears driving him the ball
hell yeah
that man obviously
we had the best handle
in the draft
we interviewed him at the combine
I said you're known
for having the best handle
in the draft
before I could follow up
with that sentence
he went yeah
he said no he said specifically
yeah
foot on the table
He was like, you goddamn right, I do.
I was like, I lost my train of thought.
You just shot the fucking star.
Or a farmer into my face.
But yeah, it stood out.
His ability to drive, like, he's obviously a skinny, young guy
that isn't, like, physically built out yet.
But he had some drives where I'm like,
that handle is not just, like, shifty.
It's creative and it's functional.
He was creating looks at the rim,
getting to these unique driving, like, lay up angles,
like off the back iron.
Like, he can do some stuff with the ball in his hands
that creates open looks.
that excites me to see how it develops as he gets older that's that's yeah he had he had one
layup where he's going to his left where he kind of like stops and like kind of like like a little
bit jumped back and like welcome the the contact on the layup to keep somebody behind him
I was like okay like this is this is good the feel is there like the creativity and like
understanding of the court is there yeah initially when that pick happened I remember myself
not necessarily hating it but being confused considering they just trade for
traded for Jordan pool but no I see the vision he's like
another like young guard who has a lot of juice offensively and when it comes to a team like
yours who is uniquely built around Zion Williamson you need guys like that so great player
I love it. It's the thing I don't think you need guys like that but he's so good that it works
you know what I mean like I would think you want like three and D players you know but he's so
nice that it works like obviously you always need a ball handler it's not to say you don't need that
at all but it wasn't like what I thought was a priority for the roster for what you described
because they had Jordan Poole and like I can understand he doesn't profile as like a
the high volume catching shoot three point shooter yeah so i wasn't like that's the guy that fits
with zion but when you're just that talented as a driver you can see it working yeah shot to him but
i mean never let your jordan pool stop you from finding your point out of the future like you know
that is true good point yeah yeah uh it was more about the fit thing where i'm like is he going to be a
good shooter i hope he is if he's going to be next to zion long term but we also don't know
with zion long term where that's going to live yeah but he did look good he had a slow start to
the game was missing some shots he does typical thing for the rest of the game he does not take
open shots. He takes contested layups that are never contested because his touch is the best I
have ever seen from the short mid-range area over and over again, whether it was Sontiel Dama in front
of him, whoever else, Conchar. He just rose up over them from seven foot out and threw in a
layup over their heads, had a good strong finish of the game. Overall, had a good game overall.
It looked like healthy sound to me. That game, that game gave me the picture of how I think
basically all of the Pelican games are going to go where they, because they got up, they
they started very, very quickly, and they got up on Memphis.
You guys will have a good, good first half, good first three quarters, right?
The offense is going to be clicking.
Then you're going to need to make some stops.
You guys can't stop anybody.
And then you're going to end up losing the game.
Like, that's kind of how I see their season playing out.
And the real question for them is, how big can we get up by in the first half?
Can we give ourselves enough cushion for whenever this defense eventually fails us?
Because you have that.
Also, like, Derek Queen in game one,
wasn't super happy with everything that's also yeah that's like that's a player i'm fully
expecting to suck for his first year that's gonna take time yeah i'm i want to see how he
develops over the course of the year i have no expectations of as of him being like a
holy contributor dude they kind of cuts because uh you some messy he went ahead and like he
he rolled the fuck out of his ankle and the way he's going to be out i don't understand
reports this yet but it looked like a deep roll so i think he's going to be out for quite a bit
and come on lune's already hurt yeah so it's not looking good another caveat quick thing too i want to
mention about this game is at it.
No.
Although I love what I saw from Zion Williamson, the point guard chops or the lead
ball handing thing was good to see.
But when it comes to his ability to process the game at a high, high level from someone
who you expect to be your lead ball handler necessarily was, it wasn't there 100% necessarily
in terms of like the quickness of getting out to certain players.
There was plenty of plays where I saw like, Trey Murphy just like hands empty side of
his pocket is doing nothing waiting for the ball jordan pool same thing persists with every other
guy on proeter too so just noticing something he's pretty good at that though i think we've
seen a lot of him being able to do that yeah i chopped that up to like new team you just talked about
those guys like jordan pool's new there a bunch of new players trying to figure it out i don't feel
concerned about that part it's an overreaction i'm concerned true fuck that zan i can't pass you're
right overreact he's a black hole he's never passed the day in his life next game
the last of the interesting ones i think yeah timber wolves versus pelicans another game watched
every second of.
My bad.
Timberwolvers trailblazers.
When did this happen?
I'm tweaking, man.
Timberwolves versus Trailblazers.
Watched every second of this game.
Yeah.
Mostly because I was glued into what's going to happen when we have all these young players
into the rotation now, Clark, Tarrant Shannon Jr., presumably Dillingham, not Dillingham.
And we're starting Don't see Vincenzo.
What's this new look kind of like?
Not a new look, those guys are there before, but the new configuration of this wing rotation
going to be like without Nikola Alexander Walker.
fine, I guess, because
Anthony Edwards
looks like a superhero.
The burden he carries
they start Don't even chenzo
a point guard, that's the headline
is that he's a point guard next to him now
calling to the bench.
They start Anthony Edwards at point guard
is what happened.
And he looked like he consulted that burden.
It's not like he was,
he's not Luca Donch, he's not trying to be
some amazing playmaker,
but just the things we know about him,
the ability to create an advantage
every single time he drives,
the ability to be a threat
to shoot a three,
every single time you go under a,
screen, he looked like a superhero.
All that glaze that
we gave to Wembe
would have been given to the
Anthony Edwards and the T-Wools, but sadly
they had to play the Portland Trailblazers
and their game was on League Pass.
Anthony Edwards, again,
not similar conversations to Wembe,
but I will say that motherfucker looks like he's
ascending in front of our eyes once again,
putting up what, like 41, 43 points
or whatever it was, with
Tumani Kamara as your main
defender, you're not going to see as many defenders
in the league at all
compared to someone like Tomani Kamara and
just what the Portland Trailblazers
and Chauncey Billups.
Free you, not really.
Just acknowledge you're not free.
Yeah, exactly.
It's crazy. And so seeing what he's
been able to do and ascending, no matter
what it is, whether it be they do, they
ran down Bones Highlands
minutes consistently, which was like actually
decent or whatever, instead of playing
Rob Dillingham.
They rolled down
Terran Shannon Jr.
Who looks good.
He looked like
everything that I
made him out to be.
But, bro,
at the end of the day,
like it starts with Ant
ends with Ant.
He is like
the offseason acquisition
continuously.
Yeah,
18% turnover percentage
in this game
that showed the lack of
playmaking.
There's times where it got
a little rough,
Timberwolles.
I mean, the Blazers
were leading for a lot
this game
because they're obviously
their defense is really good.
They were creating
opportunities.
They were shooting
pretty well from three
if I remember correctly.
Let me see what they shot
overall.
Incorrect.
They ended up shooting
31% for the whole
Timberwolves shot 51%
Jesus Christ
but yeah the Timberwolves were
I mean the I keep saying the wrong team
the Troubles were able to stay in this game
I think because of some
you know like around the edges
flaws in this Timberwolves Russia
we already knew about we knew about the slowing down
of Gobert that's going to give them some opportunities
we know about the lack of playmaking around Anthony Edwards
that's going to give them some opportunities
it's just stuff to iron out with a young roster
Yeah one gobert bald
He's like bald bald
Yeah he's bald for real now
too I am very like we've been talking about these gms and like you know over over the last two years
over the last three years you've been missing on these picks if they gave up assets to go draft
basically bones highland right in rob dillingham like that because that's that's really what it
feels like in terms of of his play style and like where he's he's supposed to fit if if that's not
a real guy and you give up assets that's going to suck so that that that's one but
The ascension of as a playmaker and everything that he was able to do last night with the driving kicks,
attacking Klingan and attacking everything that Portland was doing, that was awesome.
For Portland, another case of these bigs who have spent all summer in the gym taking threes.
Klingin took four threes last time.
Made two of them.
Shout out to you.
Like, that's if he can actually add that to his game, we're cooking.
Different conversation.
Yeah, yeah, we're on a on a different level with we're clinging.
So I'm really, I'm really interested in that aspect of it.
Danny looked really good.
The defensive pressure from Portland, you just know what you're going to get from them defensively.
But, yeah, last night was about it.
And it was about the fact that he can still, he still is like the three point, the three point threat.
The clutch player of the here can't get, right?
All of that.
He is on that different level.
shout out Anthony Edwards man
that's like that was only takeaway
because it weren't even like for most of the game
I was like oh why are they down to Portland
like they can't get a stop Portland staying ahead
for a lot of this game
and it's just so good you close it out
didn't matter it's just going to be so interesting
seeing whoever they figure out as the
like fifth guy to fill out that rotation
when it comes to who's going to be playing next to Anthony Edwards
I feel like I've been saying it's going to be
Terran Shannon Jr but seeing Bones Highland was interesting
it's just so damning though
overall that it's not like going to be
be Rob Dillingham.
You invests so much assets.
Getting no minutes, no burn.
Like, that's the worst takeaway ever.
Yeah.
Because you don't believe,
you're not believed in at all.
Okay.
Time for a lightning round
of the games that are less interesting
that, you know,
we only have so much time on one day
to watch all these games.
So games that I didn't watch it all
that you guys might have some notes on.
One game I literally didn't watch a second of
because I live in Chicago
and it's blacked on a league pass
so I couldn't go back and watch it
and I didn't watch it live.
Bulls versus Pistons.
No thoughts.
Pistons office looks like it was terrible.
I wonder how that happened.
I wish I knew, but it's blocked down on the league pass.
Yeah, Cade, I watched a little bit of the, of, of Cade stuff today.
He, Cade didn't have, have a great game and like his shot was not, was not falling.
His three point shot wasn't falling.
There were times where, like, he would get downhill, but the finishing wasn't great.
But the times where Cade was going downhill with strength and was able to actually use his power to create an advantage at the room, it looked pretty good.
And he started to take over towards the end of the game, but he just couldn't finish it out.
And so I don't know if it's unfair because he did make shots to, like, get them back into it.
But I'm kind of noticing that when that clock hits under one minute and we start needing some tough buckets, Kate, I'm going to need you to start hitting these buckets routinely because not a lot of other people on that team are going to be able to do that.
And then also, Mattis looked great, right?
Like just the three didn't really fall last night, but all the other stuff, the athleticism, the defense.
the cutting it looked it looked it looked awesome okay uh next lighting round game uh this one
i watched a little bit of it but only the first quarter nets versus hornets i will say i am discussing
because this is my lightning round game that i decided to go ahead and watch because i am so
interested in seeing how the mellow ball brandon miller and um gosh i'm forgetting the new
center's name britts colk renner call griner he's
good.
Yeah, double double in his first game.
He is very good.
He's, he's very good at doing the basic big man things that the
Chalhorns haven't had since goddamn, I don't know, when, Al Jefferson, Dwight
Howard, ew, you know?
I think they have someone who they can rely on.
Also, Diabate, too, looked fucking amazing off of the bench.
He looks like he belongs in otherworldly conversations, but I'm going to hold
that because they played against the Brooklyn Nets.
But overall, takeaway is Lamello Ball is not playing the same style of basketball,
basketball or brand of basketball that they played last season.
It seems like they're like showing a lot of love, finding open, open guys, not playing
Save Me, Hero Ball offense at all.
Brandon Miller looks like he's taking another leap, another step.
And he feels like he's going to be like the most improved play of the year, most definitely.
I think we forgot to do that for our predictions episode.
I realize that just now.
And I think if I was to have a vote, it belongs to him.
We didn't do that, did we?
No.
I just realized that I was just talking about him in my,
Then I was like, oh, who are MIP picks?
Oh shit, we didn't do that.
I don't think we did.
It's going to be him.
Chad Holmgren, haven't thought about a second.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, Donovan, I assume me to get the chance to watch this one either.
Yeah, I was not locked in on that one.
One I super didn't get a chance to watch.
Bucks versus Wizards.
Yeah, I watched that one this morning.
I went back and watched it.
A couple things.
One, hey, Yon is supposed to shooters pretty good, right?
When everybody is knocking down their threes because they jumped out early
and they were knocking down threes and everything was fine.
and you know Washington they just couldn't really keep up
Miles Turner looked really good and he looked very impactful
and so he's going to change their life he really is
and that combination of like Janus being Janice
because the game was like semi close
and then we get to the second half and really the fourth quarter
and Janice is like all right like I'm really the best player here
you guys can't really stop me so I'm just going to turn up
so he did that but with Janus with the shooting that
that they have they're they're going to they're going to be fine
for the Wizards, Alex Starr, Alex R,
listen, man, soft.
Listen, man.
I don't know where it was going.
I didn't expect that.
There were so many times where he just didn't,
he did not finish at the room
because there was such a lack of physicality
and a lack of touch.
And most of the times Biggs either had one or the other,
I saw neither last night.
So he was bad.
Kishon George, really good, right?
Awesome.
I love Tray Johnson, by the way.
Trey Johnson is going to be really, really good.
He played very well in the first half.
Kind of tilled off in the second half, but he is a sniper.
Yeah.
This Yonis stat line, 37, 14, and 5 against the Wizards team that has no interior defense,
clearly on paper, is the least surprising thing of this night.
That is, I feel like I've been seeing that exact stat line against the Wizards from Yonis for seven years.
This is just like the most regular thing I could ever expect.
Yeah.
So shout out the bucks.
You know up to a good start, beating the hell out of the worst.
team in the NBA, hope you continue that trajectory.
And last one, the one that I know, did no way y'all watch this.
Kings versus Sons, without Jalen Green, without DeMontas Sabonis, did you get a chance to watch
this game?
Somebody could have died in this game.
I wouldn't have known until this morning.
There was nowhere I was watching this last night.
Yeah, yeah.
Again, don't have time to get to everybody recording this today, the next morning.
Damn sure I didn't watch a second in this game.
I don't even know what happened.
Now, I will say, I did watch one specific possession where I saw Zach Lien
hit the most like dumb contested three point shot to close the gap within like seven or eight
points or whatever it was nice that's my big takeaway Zach Levine can still shoot contested three
points I did not watch a lick of this game yeah that's the only one I know absolutely nothing
about and that is every game we are going to turn you guys over into a later version of us that is
at night time today Thursday night we're going to record after the nuggets game and after the pacer's
game so we'll give you guys a thought on those two teams and the teams they played hopefully
it was exciting maybe it was terrible I don't know yet
You already know.
You will know in five seconds what we think.
And we're back here to talk about the two games that happened Thursday night.
Like we told you guys, we're going to save some reactions for certain teams until we see them play tonight, including the Warriors, who obviously already played the Lakers.
Now we literally 10 minutes ago just finished watching them play an overtime thriller against the Denver Nuggets on the edge of our seats watching a vintage Steph Curry performance.
But more importantly, a vintage Aaron Gordon performance.
saw the best game of his goddamn career wasted.
Before that, another double overtime thriller from OKC.
Where do you want to begin?
He'd go too more for you.
Yeah, that was a, we were begging for that game to be over
because that game ran over into...
That game sucked.
Which one?
It was good, but it was also extremely frustrating.
OKC versus Pacers.
Yeah, so I guess we can start there.
I'll start there.
Another double overtime game that featured the Thunder,
once again, having a goddamn terrible offense
and refusing to close out of game,
missing Jayland Williams.
and also now missing case in wallace alice caruso
undermanned against obviously an underman pacers team
it was a rock fight for four quarters
went to overtime in a way that you would think would be fun
because they were going so back and forth they're exchanging buckets
but they were frustrating buckets i think yeah for sure
now i will say i think the most encouraging thing that i could see from okay
sees like okay like great i see another sign heartbeat of another two-way player
who has legit offensive juice and that's a j michael
Holy fuck, they would have lost his game so badly without him.
This is another, like, random role player that they drafted a couple years ago
who came out of fucking nowhere and he feels like, I think my biggest overreaction
when it comes to that, this section, for O.KC, is that they have another guy.
Yeah.
Biggest overreaction is, actually, this isn't an overreaction.
This is just true.
Nicola Topic, stay over there.
Ice that sack.
We're good.
We've got the backup point guard.
we are good we need another ball handler desperately
we saw it in the playoffs last year
we're seeing it now with jdub gone
if they don't have shay and jadub as their two creators
he's a desert
of ball handling and yeah he gave him something
there kind of replaced that secondary stuff that jadb normally
brings very excited to see what they look like when all three
of them are there and very excited to see jadub
come back so I'm tired of watching this terrible offensive
games they've had so forth this team has to go
to summer camp and they have to practice
like they're ball handling all
summer long because
I mean to start the game you
see like they're trying to figure out where where else can we get offense outside of shay we saw
lou dort out here running actions trying to trying to get downhill turned into turnovers
turned into bad shots like they they were looking for for places they were looking for anybody
outside of shay to try and create something and a majority of the time if it wasn't shay if it
wasn't a j mitchell who was saving their life you're getting the worst shot possible you know what they
weren't looking for bow kept mentioning it while i watched it they refused to look for chad homegrin he was
out there floating all game.
It's got, it's been a thing since the beginning of last year, really.
After they lost Giddy, they don't really have any ball handlers that have good synergy
with him.
He gets essentially zero easy buckets fed to him.
Shea for all his glorious strengths.
Cannot set up a big man for inside reeds whatsoever.
He has zero playmaking bag in terms of setting up a big guy under the rim for shots.
And this game, you really felt that for Chet.
Because I feel like Jada was probably the best one at that.
Yeah.
Earlier in this episode, we touched on OKC, just for like a quick.
quick second when we're referring to the Houston game against him and then you're like I was like
oh man like he's finally doing all the things got his legs back under him and you're like oh get
fucked Taylor two fucking games bro get fucked he was there just walking around yeah and even though like
sometimes you just don't get opportunities as a player and that's fine as on a game to game basis
but the opportunities they did even get he just wasn't good he was like 0 for six for the three
point line he missed plenty of like rebounding opportunities even though he had a good a good rebound
the game there are just a lot of like nitty gritty stuff that probably could have been cleaned up
but more importantly overall like yeah going back to what you said i don't hate chet hungrum of course
but over here out of the three of us i am the lowest on him simply because there has to be like
some type of balance and before i go ahead and crown him as like one of the three or four best bigs
in all of basketball you have to show up consistently offensively for me personally and he just is
unable to do that because of course like deficiencies of his own his team is
is just not supporting him at all.
Yeah, yeah.
This one was,
we've seen some have some bad games
where he's not finishing anything
and it's terrible.
This one I'm like,
I guess you could be like,
be assertive.
Can't even do that.
Look at the Shea offense.
It was just ISO every time.
And this kind of goes back
to the playoffs in the finals.
The Pacers are amazing
at forcing Shea to ISO
and like knowing his habits
of when he will see a double team
coming and attack it
or when he will be scared of a double team.
Not scared.
Wrong word.
But he will try to deter a double team
and just go into ISO
to not allow to,
bodies get put on him. And that's what happened on this whole game. This was the Benedict
Batherin versus Shea taking turns ISO going band for band masterclass. And that's why like the
Pacers proved you can kill the man but not the idea. Because obviously they didn't have
Halliburton. Nemhard ends up leaving the game with the shoulder injury. Aaron Eastman
fouls out and you have these three guys, these three guards that have like really propelled
everything that the Pacers have done. Also no T.J. McConnell in this game. So the four guards that
they had last year in the finals they're out and they don't finish the game they don't they don't go
into overtime and just didn't matter because pascal siacum was doing a million spin moves and getting to
the spot and rising up making tough jumpers uh you know matherin he was doing his thing as well
the pacer's somehow they they were able to fight and scratch and claw and just do the all the
indiana pacer stuff that they normally do regardless of who was out there and so if you're a pacer's fan
this and you like are trying to point against people like Isaac who are like yeah you guys
you're probably tank like you know they'll probably be in a situation where they can sit
people at the end of the year they're looking at you now and they're like bro we don't do that
that's not how we operate oh course not yeah they're gonna start the year trying hard to win and
they're going to do all the annoying indiana stuff that we knew they could do this game was
the poster child for that now what happens when you have to play extended periods without
one or two your players that's when i get scared and that's where i'm like you could see it
quickly dwindling to where the tank thing comes up by come March because we had to play two
weeks without some of these guys and we went one in five in a six game stretch. But I'd never
had any doubt that if they wanted to win games beginning of the season, they are clearly equipped
to be competitive. And that's what this was. This is the game they didn't win. You know, at the end,
they ran out of bodies. They're a light team now and the better team won, but they pushed them
damn good. Yeah, for sure. And I think Pascal Seacum continues to prove that he is one of the most
underrated all stars in the league.
We talked about it earlier.
He just has like no aura.
We said some other things.
I'm not going to say on camera.
But there's a my reason as to why he's like very underrated.
And then that's great.
That's very expected.
Pascal's Chauvin is going to keep the offensive float no matter what, no matter who's
around him.
What was unexpected for me was seeing how Bennett Mathurn was able to step up to the
play and be as aggressive as he was.
That's normal stuff.
But the consistency and how we got to his shot and really like finding the right
rhythm and beat and not like i don't want to say hijacking the offense but being careless not being
careless was like shocking to me and we talked about how we didn't get a contract extension and that
was like cool work by the indiana front office he shouldn't have he needs to go ahead and prove it
and games like this if he's going to continue to be somewhat like this regression to the mean
of course things are going to be very interesting in indiana and what they decide to do with him
yeah uh outside of that you know this game just kind of was but you
to expect.
The Pacers being very frisky.
OKC's offense continuing to struggle, down bodies.
At some point, it'll flip around.
They shot 28% from three, which, you know, they don't have their best shooters.
So that's not.
This is just game eight of the NBA finals.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
And they didn't have the best shooters.
So it makes sense that OKC performed poorly.
At some point, I hope to see their offense be better than 87 offensive rating in the
half court.
Yeah.
And this is also, even with like a weird game, we're going to sprinkle in that shade
glaze because it was like a it was like a b minus like b shay game that's crazy he had 55 and so like
that's that is the like for for okay see that's the part that obviously you can lead on because even
if nobody else can dribble she's going to be as consistent as anybody and you know that he's
gonna give you a baseline of anywhere of like 30 points a night if if he needs to for the next
two three weeks as jdub starts to get back and really like who knows whenever he's coming
back but if he needs to score 35 40 he can do that very consistently and that's actually
something that that you can lean on the the thing for okayc really is can we get chet to look like
the way that he looked in the first five six minutes of the rockets game rather than how he looked
for the last 45 minutes of this game that's that's the thing that you have to figure out exactly
and i think the the second half of the rockets game he kind of just like the the ball didn't find
him. He didn't play great and it wasn't necessarily like it was just he started strong and didn't
close out the game at the same rhythm. This one felt like coaching to me. This one felt like we're
getting him no opportunities and like how long are we going to do this for? Like we keep talking
about the things of him getting healthy, the things of him taking the next step, right? At a certain
point, we do need Mark Dagnall to like allow him to as a big man. That's obviously not a creator
at the ball on his hand necessarily. He can do it secondarily, but he does need to be a play finisher
as his primary mode of offensive value. Yeah. We need a better mode of offense.
to get him going. I agree. I think it kind of goes both ways. I think there's things within
himself that he genuinely could be better at. But also, like, you know, there's this one play
where Shay had his back to the basket and he was drawing literally two defenders, all eyes on him.
And Chet was like, like, throw me the lob of him right here, bro. And Shay refused to go ahead and
do so. And I think he took some tough shot. And that play right there encapsulates like the
Chet Hongram experience as someone who's not a hater, but I'm just continuously noticing.
and I'm being a harsh critic.
It'll probably look better once Jadab gets back
and you can stagger these lineups a little bit more
to where Chet can be like the focal point of the offense
with some of these second units
and start getting him a little bit more looks there
because I don't like you mentioned like Jada
probably has the best chemistry with him.
I feel like it's Jadip and it's Hartenstein
and Harnstein does a really good job of like, you know,
you know, of those lobs.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Ted Lobbs and allowing him to be that type of vertical spacer, it's just hard to do that
and play both of them because now Hardinstein is a non-spacer.
And if you're playing like Ludo, you're playing anybody else, the spacing the way that
the offense works, it just gets a little clunky at this point in time when you don't
have your whole arsenal of players.
So once Topich comes back, once J-Dove comes back, and if AJ Mitchell keeps this up and
you feel like you can hand him the keys for three, three, four.
minutes or whatever maybe those are
spots where check can start
gaining even more trust of
Dagnol to run the offense and grow
and do all those things. Yeah, he's a shoot better from three.
That's a part where like you just got to make your threes. That's like
the baseline. You're playing the power forward. Like
you're going to have to be a good jump shooter.
It's not the best thing for him to play the power for
like his own production. Tough shit.
Hit the threes so we can make this happen and like
actually make it make sense. Otherwise
the offense is going to be stagnant. But the inside
the arc scoring like he's never going to be
some guy that's primarily self-creating.
in that way he needs to be a play finisher that's his role be a guy who can roll with the best of
them hopefully pick and pop and obviously the defensive value is immense you said he's obviously
has things to fix himself yeah he'll always be flawed in terms of like getting his own but buckets
but if we can make him a actual guy that has an opportunity to provide value without the ball in his
hands this seems to go a lot further offensively for sure if he played with like a kade cunningham
or like a darius garland or something like that or train young or whatever like past first point
pass first point guard that you want to throw out there he's averaging a cool like 18 a game
easily in his sleep easily with all those law opportunities and just like short roll pass opportunities
that all these other guards would like give and naturally she just doesn't veer towards that way
he's a he's not a poor playmaker but that's something he really has to genuinely be cognizant of
he's a poor interior playmaker for sure oh poor for sure yeah shay can uh set up threes and like
he's no clue you've seen him lead offense last year they won a championship but he's pretty
terrible at setting up big men that's also also uh shay and his three point shot through first two
games uh it's looking kind of shaky is looking is looking is looking kind of back for a guy who is
is as prolific of a score as he is it's weird that every time he puts up a three i think it's not going
in yeah yeah hasn't been a whole team it's just been such a cold stretch soon from three that's really
it's really the headline of our bearing the lead the team can't make threes right now and it's
making everything look worse yeah and yet there's still two oh no because they're the okay
see thunder we grade them on a curve we're harsh bring harsh critics you're spending a lot
lot of time talking about a team that just want to
nail-biting victories
Clemm and Clutch, but high standards.
Two and one on the way.
Do two back-to-back-back-O-T games,
if they don't lose this next game, that's crazy.
Young legs are wild.
Sheesh, man. Who do they play next?
The Atlanta Hawks.
That's right. On Saturday nights.
You guys better beat this tired-ass team
as Underman. However, the Hawks are going to be
tired, too, because they play the magic
tomorrow on the day that this comes out,
so they'll be on the second night.
I guess the magic too. They can get beat up.
Trays to be bruised.
Yeah.
Listen, man.
I have my hope so.
We're good.
We're good.
Don't worry about us.
You're scared.
You know what else is good.
Golden State Warriors.
Now 2 and O.
Let's talk about them.
Coming off of a victory,
beating the Denver Nuggets.
In overtime,
we mentioned it.
Damn,
50 points.
Aaron Gordon.
And it didn't win.
And they didn't win.
Because the Golden State Warriors.
Dude.
Do you know how pissed out
B fouls Aaron Gordon?
You're telling me,
I hit 10 threes.
And I give you
50?
Wall since everybody right now.
I don't give a fuck.
You two, Yolkich.
What the fuck is this?
That's crazy.
Denver left for most of the game.
Look at that big stretch.
That big blue giant arc you see from the like five minute march over into
after half time.
That's Aaron Gordon time, baby.
He was going nuts.
Yokh wasn't having to do a whole lot.
But in the end, Golden State came clutch.
They are as good as we thought they were at the end of the last season.
And as good as we expect them to be coming to this year, right?
We said if they're healthy, this team is going to be clicking.
I don't know if it'll be 27 or three or whatever crazy record it was at the end of
last year I can't remember exactly.
That's like insane.
That what was pace was that was like a 65 win pace.
That was crazy.
It's probably not sustainable to that degree, but it was real.
As soon as you got Jimmy Bull, they were up, you're saying, this defense is going to be
special when you have Jimmy and you have Draymond and you allow them to be menaces defensively
doing all the high IQ stuff they do and make this new just foul grifting section into
their game that they didn't have before, give them that baseline of free throws to supplement
everything Steph and Draymond do.
They're real.
They are a force, a two-way team.
the question only is this team is old
can they withstand it to me by other injury
that'll inevitably happen at some point
he always misses games all this stuff
but when they're whole like they are now
this is a damn good team
I agree if the playoffs started now bro
they would easily be like
one of the two or three most dangerous teams
in the Western Conference
issue was they have to go through 80 games first
and that's like still again going back to what you said
a big question mark when it comes to their old legs
and we've been talking about it since our predictions
episode last week and really for the weeks before that
The whole West is so tight, specifically four through eight or nine, if we're giving Rockets number three as like a tier of their own, Denver number two, tier of their own, OKC number one, obviously.
After that, all the teams in that range, Minnesota, Clippers, Lakers, Warriors, I can't, throw whoever else you want there, right?
That tier is so unbelievably close.
There's really no way to predict it before the season started.
We'll see if we feel like all those teams stay there, Los Angeles teams.
But out on paper, those teams are so close together.
Who knows which way they'll go, right?
at this point you got to feel the best with the Warriors while they're whole.
Especially if Steph Curry is doing stuff crazy things, right?
Droving 42, taking over, having stretches in this game where he's scoring 13 straight, 16 straight,
putting everybody on his back.
It's awesome.
And he's come out and he's played very well for the first two games.
I really like their closing lineup of him, Cominga, Jimmy, Dremont, and Horford.
And it sounds weird because just three days ago.
I would have hated it because I was not a massive fan of Jonathan Cominga.
He's played very well over the course of the first two games.
It looks like somebody who's playing for a contract.
It looks like somebody who has sat up in his chair.
And we were talking about it during the games.
It's not just the shooting that has improved.
He's making nice reads.
He's making good plays with the basketball and making the extra pass
and being somebody that looks like he's actually integrated into the offense
and is buying into what Golden State's doing.
And so if you have that aspect in that closing five lineup where the other four guys
are obviously very experienced, very smart, have, you know, played in finals and one
championships, all that stuff, that gives them the athleticism boost that you need.
And if it doesn't stay, that's still kind of fine because you have a rotating cast of guys.
You have pods.
You have buddy heel for moments, right?
Whatever.
But you have people that you can put in there and feel good about.
but that specific five, I really liked it.
Yeah, I guess that's overreaction, right?
For giving one overreaction for every team.
For the Warriors, it's Kaminga's the guy.
He figured it out.
He's here to stay.
This is the idealized version of him.
For years, we're saying,
where's the extra scoring wing that can come in
and fit this system,
which you mentioned the school with the reeds.
That's the bare minimum.
You have to be able to do that
to play for Steve Kerr or glue your ass to the bench.
Yeah.
And there's been times in the past
where he's played really well,
so I'm still going to call it an overreaction
because I'm too scarred by John the Kaminga
good stretches to get too excited.
You mentioned it's not just the shooting
It's not just a shooting
It is everything else you talked about
But with him I feel like he is such a confidence-based player
We've had this is a third year in a row now
Assuming this is one of those moments
Where he has stretches where he shoots like 40% from three
And everything comes together
The defenses respect them
He's hitting those threes without hesitation
He slashes off of that
Everything's going smoothly
And he looks like they figured it out
This is the guy that's going to help them
Propel them to the next era
And then for the next two weeks
He shoots 32% from three
It forces it because he feels the lack of impact
tries too hard slashing makes bad misses doesn't play good off all defense and everything kind of
collapses off of the fact that the jump shot isn't falling and he feels that i hope that this new
i don't want to overreact but i hope that this level of play he's doing for these two games last
thicker thin whether whether that jump shot is falling or not i'm going to overreact because
tonight that jump brought indeed that jump shot indeed did not fall at all i think he shot like
one for four from the three point line but he still had a a great game to his new standard
There was this play where towards the end of the game, I think it was around the fourth quarter or overtime, where he double teamed some guy for, I think it was Jamal Murray, baited into a double team with Draymond Green, and he specifically was able to cause enough disruption and diffuse some vision.
And he was able to get someone to throw a bad pass, Steph Curry caught it, then he ran down the court, did quick Euro step, and he got to use the two points.
It's little stuff like that, which is like the screening, the rebounding, the simple passes
is what boosts up his value so much because of his athleticism.
And then of course, like once in a while he's going to give you the random bully ball moments
that's ultra valuable that no one on this team can do.
So there's that.
You got pods like playing within himself, not asking him to do too much.
And then also too, these guys are just going back to what you said about their defense,
special defense.
This is now game two where they have Al Horford and Dre.
Green. These are the two best big men defenders in the entire NBA giving opposing teams bigs
fucking issues, bro. Yeah. Just doing, again, I mentioned Jimmy and Draymond being smart.
I didn't even add it out over there. Also smart as hell. Yeah. And Stephs and defending
well, also smart as hell defensively, especially with the chemistry with him and Draymond over the years
of not letting Steph get attacked. They kind of understand the reeds and how to save him. Beautiful.
If this coming good thing is real, hoping it is for him, that'll be the biggest swing factor
in like our power rankings.
because obviously like we did our preseason predictions and like that that was like trying to like think about what's going to happen over the course of the season and like account for wear and tear and all this stuff when we get about 20 games in season we'll do our first power rankings of the season where we talk about how good the teams are right now at this point the warriors are when they just beat the nugget so the warriors are in the running for number two in the west this could be a top five team in the NBA come 20 games if they're still whole facts and the nuggets can can also be there and I think I mean obviously like they have
Yokich, and, you know, he, he, Yolkis did, Yolkish things tonight.
Jamal Murray looked good.
Aaron Gordon, obviously, look at, I think that his shooting carrying over, carrying
over to this season and last year not just being like a one-year wonder of, I'm just
going to, you know, just pop off and shoot crazy.
And then I'm going to go back down to what my, what my normal shooting splits have been
for the rest of my career.
Obviously, that's, that's massive.
I get, for them, the overreaction is, did they, did they mess up by, by treating?
by trading away MPJ for Cam Johnson
because today he didn't make a massive impact
until you see what MPJ did in the first game
you're like nope I think we're fine either way
you saw five for 15
I think we'll live
yeah yeah that's the reaction is
is Cam Johnson the guy
and yeah you're right it's an overreaction for that one
for a reason nobody's really worried
but you didn't get to see him get going today
I guess the defense
is the bigger question for this game
clearly they can walk down
in the end the point of attack defense
this was the thing.
But I kind of feel the same way I felt about the Lakers loss where I'm like the
Warriors are just clicking right now.
I'm not really taking away much other than the Warriors are really good right now and
they're hard to deal with, especially on a bad Yokish game.
Yeah, I agree.
It's hard to take away too much when it comes to the Yokin's shooting like 8 for 23 and
2 411 from the 3 point line.
Like those things are just, they don't happen too often.
Yeah, it's kind of is what it is.
It's a bad yokish game.
One thing we mentioned that we were watching the game, I kept saying Bruce Brown
kept getting these rebounds and pushing your transition where I was like, I was about
to say, that looked like Russell Westbrook.
He's kind of filling that void that he left, but then he missed a shot.
And I was like, damn, I know I can't say that.
And you were like, sounds like Russ.
So, yeah, shout out Bruce Brown fitting in well right away.
Jonas von Chunas was large.
He was out there.
He was playing basketball.
I also made a comment to you that it's remarkable how much he moves like Yokch when
you see them together.
They have very similar big guy movement patterns.
Not necessarily compliment, but it's an observation.
No hip mobility and no lower back flexibility.
but yeah they'll be fine
TBD what goes on with them
want to see them against more teams
I'm just really happy
I'm not happy just very like
encouraged by the Warriors
yeah that's the yeah
these first two games
to win in the fashion that
that they did in terms of like
in game one
being able to really control the game
and then in this one
be down at home
and be able to walk down
the nuggets and walk down Yokage
they're complete man
very solid start
I hope they say healthy
because I really hope we can see
this Steph Curry drum on green duo
get another run in them because obviously last year we were very excited about them going to the
playoff time stephen immediately gets injured and it's like fuck that you just takes the air out
of your lung because you don't know how many years they have left with these guys who at any
point can and probably will get injured without to withstand that I also find addressing that
this is the year where we have like the least conviction about any team in the west where like
our whole predictions episode when we got to this range really after one we can throw the nuggets in
there I can see it here yeah I can see it there we put the
we put the warriors like six or seven because it held stuff.
None of us are shocked or good.
We all were like, yeah, these themes good.
Whoever you put it at six, this seems good.
Where we put it at five?
This team's good.
I don't feel courage about any order there.
Like you tell me they're two or they're seven, cool.
You tell me the clippers are two or they're seven.
Cool.
Like all these teams can be in any order.
They're all just really good.
Yeah, man.
But I do have an inkling of a feeling if the warriors keep on doing these things,
which is persisting on being one of the better defenses in the NBA.
cominga being this huge boost imagine what's going to happen when moody comes in and takes away that
random rookie's name what's his name who just like you know we talked about Steve Kerr loses
oh oh richard yeah he's pretty well though he's doing good like yo Steve Kerr is the king of just
having random rookies buy into warriors basketball last year it was like geese santos the year before
that it was just there's so many other random guys um if we could guarantee the warriors stay healthy
Are they three or four in our prior rankings?
I think if I'm guaranteeing health, I see them being three.
Let's say we guarantee everybody's full health and nobody has injuries to deal with at all.
Three.
I think this is the team that I have the least amount of questions for compared to everyone else.
Could you think about putting them above Denver?
I could think about, no, I couldn't do that.
Maybe.
Maybe they'd be the same tier, I think.
They'd probably be three and I would probably drop Houston out just because their offense was so clunky.
Yeah.
And I do think that for.
But even then, like Houston last year, like we knew that their offense was clunky and it was still going to be like a toss up in between them and go to state in the in the playoff round.
And now that you add KD into that makes I'm not not really sure.
But so like that that would be the debate for me.
But they were they got KD.
We got out Horford.
Fair.
I love it.
Yeah. That's definitely going to be the debate to me.
Like it's again, assuming everybody is healthy, I'm not down the Warriors team at all.
And I'm also not down in the Rockets at all.
So that'll be something to keep in our minds about a fun debate.
Yeah.
I'm pray to God, LeBron comes back fast so we can throw the Lakers there and have optimism.
Because right now, without LeBron, they are not in that debate.
They're not even close to that debate.
I'm looking at these role players and I'm like, man.
Yeah.
LeBron come back.
Give us a chance to put you with these conversations.
Yeah, man.
If the drama's true and LeBron is out of here, they're not touching these combos.
There was this one video on Twitter.
Insane reach.
But I don't think it was like a reach.
for nothing. It was just a funny talking point where
it showed like, it showcased every
time a certain player like Buka or
whoever it is, Austin Reed did like
some cool big player or whatever.
LeBron's just like this. He's not
clapping or anything. Just stale faced the entire
time. I saw there's obviously a bunch of discourse about
that. We were reading into it to a hilarious
degree. We should talk about early in the Laker
section. We forgot. I know. I saw a
tweet that this is my new stance on this.
Someone said, y'all must not know how it feels
to have a Seattle Nerve pinch. Not shit is funny.
It's hard to watch.
I gotta buy that that it's really uncomfortable to have Ciotica.
So he's sitting there like,
I don't want to be here right now.
I want to be home doing fucking treatment on my back so I can play.
But I got to be court side.
Of course I'm not geeked.
I'm not going to have a good time right now.
I kind of buy that.
It probably is the case.
Man,
if it's that it's like that serious,
hang it up.
There's just no point of showing up for the rest of it.
Like,
just hang it up,
bro.
I mean,
he just hurts.
He's not going to fall apart.
Until he falls apart.
Because it hurts.
Like, I've never heard anybody that has had any like,
back issue, just be like, yeah, you know, I went, I took a little Advil and I was fine.
So I was like, I wanted to die.
Yeah.
That was the worst experience of my life.
I didn't say at this point when you're recovering from Seattle, it's, there's no treatment
for it.
You just have to just let it pass because it's a pinch nerve and it just, it's like pain resistance
at that point.
Yeah.
And it just hurts real bad and you can't do anything about it.
Ah, man up, bro.
Man up.
As you limit with your mobility, you can't do anything.
They've got to hope you wake up and it's gone.
Yeah.
God damn, man.
This is so sad.
can take me.
No,
don't take me.
I pull my back lifting
numerous times
and like pulling a muscle
or something.
Not fun.
I couldn't imagine having Seattle
and it's like lingers for days.
And trying to play NBA basketball?
Oh,
fucking die.
I sometimes like lay on my couch
and it's like stay stiff.
I couldn't imagine
for weeks on end.
Yeah.
And people want me to go out there
and they're going to yell at me
and call me a brat
for sitting on the sideline
being unhappy about it.
For not clapping or pumping your fists.
Call me an immature child.
Kick rocks.
I'm 40.
Fuck you.
My son's next to me
I don't want to see my son right now
I'm pissed
Okay well that's
That's our reaction to these two games
Excited for the Warriors
annoyed by the Thunder offense
Bring it back
TBD on Denver
We'll see what happens with them
And just happy to watch the patients
play basketball
Exactly
Whatever they do is whatever they do
Evil is still alive in the world
And with that being said
I think it's time
I think it's time
For the first ever opening night TikTok time of the 2025, 2025, 26 season.
I feel like this year will be historic, generational for us, new memes, new inside jokes, new crayons to munch on.
More generational than 2025 when the Lakers got Luke Dodgich?
All right.
You're just ruining my five.
We move.
Let's go to TikTok time.
welcome to TikTok time today we are once again going to begin with the draft somehow i found a draft
topic that we've never done before were we are going to draft NBA teams with only players whose
name is alliteration okay now for the people who can't read what does that mean
alliteration is typically with two words begin with the same letter or sound and we're not
going to be too lenient with it we're going to be very lenient with it it doesn't got to be
necessarily the same sound just the same letter so a double d name a double j name
Jaylen Johnson, stuff like that.
Gotcha.
Okay, the bowl, ball, ball draft.
The bowl draft.
I dare you to draft bowl.
Draft order is Donovan, me.
Mojo, 99, in third.
Donovan, where are we going
with the first player
in the alliteration draft?
First player in the alliteration draft.
We are going old school,
big man, Moses Malone.
I completely forgot about Moses Malone already.
Damn.
We going all time, okay.
You weren't prepared for all time?
No.
I thought he was doing current.
Nope, nope, you're fucked, buddy.
I will go Paul Pierce at the three.
I forgot Mosin.
I would have gotten him anyways.
Damn.
Yeah, I completely forgot.
I always forget about Moses Malone and fucking NBA.
See, that's the problem.
That's the issue.
No respect for the others.
Okay.
He probably is the most underrated play ever for the new gen that like don't even think about him as a entity.
He's up there.
Okay.
So at my one, give me Cade Cunningham.
And that might
That might two give me
Dyson Daniels
Damn, that's early
Yeah, Dyson Daniels
How to get your guy early, all right
Yeah
You already got your point guard
Listen, I don't have very many point guards written down
Give me Rajan Ronda
Give me the Synergy with Paul Pierce
I can't risk it
Were you gonna pick him?
Yes
Thank God I would pick Peyton Richard
I don't want that
That is tough
All right I got Moses Malone
Listen, he can hold everything down in the paint
And I need people who can do it on the wing
At my small forward, Iceman, George Gervin
Does that count?
George Gervin?
It's two G's.
It's just two Gs, but it's not necessarily
Are we laying that right?
I think it counts.
Okay, if it's two.
George Gervin.
If it's not, it's okay
Because I can go somewhere else.
Okay, good.
Okay.
At the two, give my God,
Mr.
Triple Threat, I sold Joe.
Okay.
Joe Johnson.
Okay.
okay okay I said the two or three
at the two
okay
I mean should we
let him up George Gervin
we did say we're gonna be
lenient with it
but he brought it
he already yeah
that was the only reason why
like that was one of the names
that was like an if
I just want to be fair
I think it should have slid
I think it should have slid
if you want to get him
if it's lies then cool
then put him at three
okay so you got
uh Joe Johnson
and then George Gervin at the three
okay
yeah we'll give you George Gervin
why not it's two Gs
we said we're gonna do letters only
that's fine
I wish I would have thought about George Gervon.
I would have picked George Gervin or Paul Pierce.
I would have picked them with that being said.
Give me Darrell Dawkins at center.
Give you double D.
That's chocolate thunder.
That's a matchup right there.
That's a matchup right there.
We're breaking rins.
That's funny as hell.
Okay.
Let's go real fucking big here.
Just pick Jalen Johnson.
We know you're going to pick them.
What position you want to make?
He's just going to make the Hawks.
What position do you want to Hawk get?
Give me Jaron Jackson Jr. at my four.
Damn it.
And put Jalen Johnson at the fucking three.
Okay.
Real big.
Yeah, you should have went all time.
My team is fucking cooking right now.
I'm just not thinking his center's going to be on Yeko Okun.
We'll see what I'm thinking.
I think you have, you clearly have better research to me.
I didn't put much time into this.
I missed two Hall of Famers and Gerber and him alone.
So I don't even know.
There's no one else.
At least I don't think so with the research that I did.
I'm going to put.
We're going small, putting Paul Pierce at the four.
Give me Bruce Bowen at the three.
Give me a defender.
We're rolling out wings.
Okay.
I'll just write Bowen here.
What doesn't matter?
Dusty team.
Dusty team.
We play the game the right way.
See, how do I...
Okay, so one, I need a point guard.
I'll take Ricky Rubio as my point guard.
Okay.
I need somebody to set up Joe and Gervyn.
That's all he needs to do.
No shooting in sight, though.
Not a single three-mo shooter on your team so far.
It's okay.
And I'm a power forward.
See, I don't really know there's a couple of things that I can do that I can really lean into.
But which is, we're just going to be big.
We're going to go Houston Rockets.
Go, go double center.
I will take Clint Capella.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Ricky Rubio.
Your team is garbage.
Your team is the worst team.
We're going double big.
This is in every offensive rebound, every rebound possible.
This is the worst team to ever feature two Hall of Famers.
Yo, damn.
Give me Bradley Bail, shooting guard.
Yo, fuck, man.
This is nasty.
Clickapella is not the double big type of guy I want.
That's not the guy.
Jesus Christ, man.
If you had like dockings and Malone, I'm like, fuck it, we're beasts.
Clickapella's not moving me at parrish.
Clickaple at four.
Damn. This is nasty.
Okay.
I will move Moses to the four.
we'll put Capella at the five.
Whatever.
I guess.
That makes it a little better.
Joe Johnson's going to have to score 50 a night.
Can you think of any other centers left that he took Coppola?
I think he could have gone two other ways.
I think he could have picked Patrick Patterson.
Who do you want at center?
Who do I want?
Yeah, because it's your last big.
You're up next.
Oh, shit.
I'm taking on Yankee Kohnwood.
That's no question.
Straight off.
Hell fucking yeah, bro.
All right.
My team isn't even that good,
but I guess I win by default
because you have three Hawks
and you have no shooting.
Oh, I got Cade Cunningham
and Jared Jackson, Jr.
And three Hawks.
If the Hawks have this actual team,
are they winning a chip?
Fuck no.
Are they winning a chip?
Jaron Jackson Jr.
and Jen and Johnson is fucking nasty.
This is not nasty.
This is a fine team in the East.
This is a three seat in the East.
This is a three seat in the East.
This is a three seat in the East.
I don't know.
I guess they could be two seed.
No, they can do one.
Yeah, this is a great team.
It's not a great team.
If they had someone better than a Yenka.
Kiss my ass.
This is the great team.
What are you talking about a great team?
They're not being the Thunder.
They're not being the...
No one's his nuggets.
You don't have to be a great team to beat the Thunder or the Nuggets.
Come on now.
I mean, kind of.
That's like a Nuggets can be a gateway to great team.
Okay.
The Cleveland Cavaliers is a great team.
They're not doing that.
The Knicks are a great team.
The Kows could beat the Nuggets.
That's that impossible.
Anyways.
I got K. Dyson, Jalen Johnson, Jaron Johnson,
Jaron, Jaron, Jaron,
You're in on Yaka.
Okay.
I got Rajan Rondo, Bradley, B.
Paul, Pierce, Bruce Bowen, Daryl Dawkins.
And I have Ricky Rubio, Joe Johnson, George Gervin,
Clint Capella, and Moses Malone.
Good Lord.
I can't even breathe with that team,
what he just said.
I can't move.
I feel claustrophobic.
That's crazy.
All right, next thing we're going to do.
They figured out how to play basketball in the 70s.
I think we'll be okay here.
We play basketball with Converse and Crackheads.
Like, we'll be fine.
Okay.
That's the bar.
If we can play Cracket basketball?
we can give up with the Crackens.
Okay.
Great.
I thought it could do that for show.
None of our teams are very special.
If I would have remembered George Gervin
and picked him over Paul Pierce,
then I would have been cooking.
I wanted Joe Johnson so bad, man.
So, so bad.
All right, next thing we're going to deal.
Listen, it's a new season.
Wait, tell me, you could have had Joe Johnson.
You picked Dyson Daniels over him.
Yeah, I wanted Joe Johnson after Dyson.
You'd think Dyson Daniels would have went ahead of Joe Johnson?
Potentially, I don't know where you guys said at.
I mean, he did, but let's.
Okay.
You like it, I love it, man.
Listen, you took a swing, it didn't hit.
Sometimes they don't.
It's fine.
But, what?
Team construction?
W.
You do have a good team construction.
That's what you got for yourself.
You have a good size and your team makes sense.
Can't say the same for everybody up here.
You might be pretty small.
Okay.
You know, it is a new season.
We're still doing the same old stuff.
We're still doing our classics.
We're going to roll back a class.
We haven't done quite a while.
I am going to show you some NBA players as babies, and I want you to guess who they are.
All right.
Okay.
We've done this in the past plenty of times.
This is some new players you guys haven't seen before.
children. Or maybe you have because you're a weirdo
when you've seen them outside of these challenges.
But I assume
you have not seen these.
He's sipping water. He's a little nervous.
Say, fuck, I'm an expert.
No, man. I've been digging through Facebooks.
I don't belong with Billups in them. No.
I'm going to be jail punished terrorists.
Yeah, no.
So, it's a real simple. I'm going to show you
an NBA baby. You tell me who you're looking at.
First off, who was this child?
I saw this last week. What the
Actually, he's a no, no, but I actually don't know who this is.
But I'm going to guess white player, I'm going to go con canipal.
No, this is not concanipple.
Ooh, is this Cooper Flag?
Not Cooper Flag.
No, okay.
It is a white player.
You guys have that part, right?
I can guarantee you that that isn't.
Reed Shepherd.
Not Reed Shepherd.
This is pretty easy.
Look at the face.
Look at the side profile.
This is a notable white.
A notable white player.
Is this Peyton Pritchard?
What?
No, look at the hair.
This is Austin Rees.
I don't know, man.
This is Luca Dachich.
I never seen that pick in my life.
This is Luca Dantzich.
You can see it.
Brother,
kind of.
You guys don't know white children good enough.
Also, look at the background.
I pray you continue to not do so either.
Look at the background.
It looks European.
It looks non-American basketball courts.
His dad did grow.
I think it was a coach of such a shit.
Yeah, it's not recognizable to the American eye and he's a basketball court.
Okay.
The American mind cannot comprehend European basketball courts.
Next up, who is this child?
Chris Josh Porzingis.
Paula Beakero.
It looks like Paulo, dude.
Like right now.
But that is Chris Osperzingis.
There are several pictures online with him at Cornrose.
Yeah, bro.
He was apparently a big AI fan.
AI fan, Mela fan.
Yeah.
This is what Cornwall.
He just, he's appreciated the Rose.
Exactly.
What he did?
Where's he from again?
Lavia.
Bro.
Latvia and kid running around the street to Corals.
Brother, man.
I promise you right now.
He was saying it.
There was not one think piece in Lavia about colonel.
He wore these freely.
Nobody pressed him.
God,
man, that's K.P.
You can see it in the eyes.
That looks exactly like he does now.
Yeah.
Next up, who is this child?
Who the hell is this Justin Bieber ass baby?
What the hell?
What's going on?
It's like a 13-year-old.
That cheated.
I will say, this is the easiest one yet.
Smiley as fuck.
Actually, don't know who this.
I don't know.
Wait.
My mind.
is processing right now.
This is Josh Giddy?
This is Josh.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know that meme from the really old one?
It says, I know she runs on McDonald's like the Navy.
Oh, I think so.
That's what he looks like.
Wow.
I will not elaborate.
Oh, you can't know.
Oh, I can't.
He was on a TV show, a specific one.
Next up, who is this child?
Ew, is that modest?
No, it's not modest.
This is Yokic?
That is not Yokic.
I'm thinking of...
This is not modest.
I'm just thinking about some of the bigger players in the league.
Bigger players?
Because they had Chevy Sheiks as a baby.
They're probably big today.
Maybe.
It's a six with you.
It's a correlation.
This is not Reed Shepard?
This is not Reed Shepard.
I am Reed.
Wow.
Okay, so what?
Am I off base thinking that they have like a rounder face at least?
Not reach a bird
Okay
Yes not around her face
Not around her face
Okay
Is Kevin Herder
No he's a ginger
That is not red hair
I will say
This player isn't still blonde
He isn't blonde
He is dying his hair
Not only he died his hair
Just his picture
It makes it look lighter
He's like outgrew it
Okay
Wow
He plays on a team
Of somebody we mentioned already
In fact you guys
Have said his name
Already today
It's conconinipo
Why what?
No
He doesn't know
No
Cooper flag?
No.
This is Austin Reeves.
Wow.
He doesn't look like at all, bro.
Bro, I had this theory that I told you off pod, man.
What is it?
They'd be shapeshifters, man.
I can't tell.
Who'd be shapeshifters?
Bro, these white babies, they're looking so different.
It's crazy.
I can't tell.
They don't look the same at all.
This looks more like Reed Shepard than Austin Reeves.
Next up.
Who is this?
Who is that?
Basketball never stops.
This chat?
broken arm
he does stay with the broken bone
this is chet hungry
that's what gave it away man
the broken ass bone
it checks out
that wow we were talking about like
you know he just breaks bones
that's unlucky it doesn't happen that often
we might have just got another example
your injury prone theory is starting to
he'd be breaking bones
he does not drink his milk
am noticing something right now
holy fuck chet
he needs to lock in
he does next up
who is his baby
who the fuck is that
who the fuck is that who has eyes like that i'm sure see now the adonis
it was that meme of moly cyrus the eyes all big yeah the ones like this like their eyes always
start to like shift so maybe maybe he's shape shifter this dyson daniels what the hell
did he just say that's the worst guess i've heard of my life dice and daniels we got to kick
his head. They're not in the same skin color.
Noth. Don't he have the same hair?
Look at the eyes. You think Dicey Dio's progressively
turn blacker? Brother, we have to beat it with the
Maybe I don't know how long he's been outside.
Like, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Like Dice has been black.
What? The blonde hair.
First of all, first of all, the hair texture is,
is if you guys want to get on me for anything,
it's the hair texture. There's light babies
all the time they get darker.
That's a Caucasian child.
We have to kick his ass.
I have no idea.
We got to kill them.
No, I don't know.
Hammers.
Missiles.
Oh, shit.
Fuck, man.
Again, I had no damn clue.
He's up there drooling to?
You're right.
Lock in, coop.
Damn, bro.
I have no idea.
Hook your head up.
Dice and Dams up for the funniest guess in T.J.
History.
That is the worst guess ever.
Holy shit.
There's never been a baby that looks less like Dyson Daniels.
Oh, my God.
dice and nails
what the fuck
I don't know
why it's so funny
Dyson
Dyson
he's
black
Yeah
I'm like
y'all haven't
seen like
white black
babies before
you know
it's not blue eyes
yeah
blue eyes like that
in the blonde hair
people have
crazy eyes all the time
dude that that baby
is pure blood
it's so clear
it has a little
flash on them
I don't know
he could be
could be a little bit darker in the flash, brighten them up.
Next up, who was this child?
Is he dead now?
This got to be
Walker Kessler.
This is Jerry West.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
They don't make.
pictures like this anymore this is clearly a classic like you can't even go you know what I'm
saying they don't sell this at the package that sees it anymore
he's sitting too oh man think about it I really redeem myself and I'm actually very proud
of myself it's a dark again you didn't get it right I guess why I mean you got her
Nobody was never going to guess
a dead person
Yeah, you got her right
You got it
I would never guess that
It looks like one of those
haunted ass pictures
Where you can tell ghost stories
About this kid
Oh gosh
I'm covering the kids
I was doing some shit
At night he was not supposed to be
I don't know the race of babies
But I can tell if they're like
Still with us or not
This baby was trapped in an attic
I feel very good about that
It was cursed by witches
I cannot breathe
Oh my god
This picture will go
like crazy in a locket or something
for sure
no not even that
2025 version put him in a big ass
pin it just big ass diamond VVS is right
You want you spit it?
Yeah
I need a tissue
recuperate
When I iced out Jerry West
It's gonna be crazy
No one is forgetting his legacy
We gotta do that
We hit a million so I saw Jerry West RIP
Oh my gosh
Next up who is his baby
That shot is so broke
that's Michael Key, Gilquist.
Is this?
Is this Lowry?
No, not Larry Mark.
Kevin Love.
Wow, that's Kevin Love.
Okay, there you go.
Wow.
His dad was in the league and his dad was friend with Clay Thompson's dad or some shit like that.
Michael Thompson?
Yep.
Oh, is that a Michael Thompson jersey?
Probably.
No, it's a Jerry West jersey.
Oh, it is.
It's 44.
You're right.
I completely done on that.
telling stories like nobody was no relevance to where he was friends he was friends with the
his dad yeah he was a lakers fan he grew up in other next up who is this baby we got two
pitches for you baby's racist yo he knows how to print his annunciation skills age one crazy
what's he announcing she just called me a name i don't like it yo man this is larry
this is larry this is so nasty she's like larry famously talks shit
in the 80s?
No, I don't think he said it.
In the 80s?
No chance.
Where did you grow up?
Indiana.
He said it.
He said it.
He's definitely said it before, but did he say it, like, actively?
Is the question.
No, we can't put this on there.
Probably not.
Do you think players back then, like, said it, like, white ones, and it was, like, tolerated?
In terms of, like, just shit talking?
Probably.
Okay, maybe, maybe not.
Obviously, not with, like, extreme prejudice.
We know what I mean?
I mean, actually, no, it in 80, it would be prejudiced.
So, like, do you think it was tolerated?
In the 50s and 60s, I guarantee you, it was, when did it stop?
I think probably...
After Martin?
Hmm?
After Martin?
No, there was probably, like, like, a quick rise.
Yeah.
I think probably...
You know how like...
When somebody dies and, like, their streams go up?
Like, it's probably like that.
Yeah.
Uh, man, probably right after, like, Bill Russell's second or third shift.
He earned it
He said, they're like, all right, we got to stop
He put that shit to bed
Yeah, motherfuckers running to leave now, we got to stop
We gotta give it to him
Yeah
I guess he's a person
I gotta respect his existence
I'm no longer thesis
Next up
Who is his baby?
What the hell?
He looked like
Oh my goodness
He looks like beans
Yes
Yes
From Malcolm in the middle
Oh, okay
No that's not from Malcolm in the middle
No my bad
What is that from him?
Even Stevens
Yeah, wrong one.
They don't know about even Steven.
They don't.
I mean, I messed up.
I forgot about you was Stevens.
Dude, who the hell is this?
Yeah, I actually really don't know who this is.
But this is like...
The right picture you can tell more.
Lindsay Lohan.
That's how that is Steve Nash.
What the fuck it is?
Dude, again, I would have never been able to tell.
You look like a lizard as it, baby.
He does.
Salamander.
Dude, I just found out today he was.
He was born in South Africa.
No fuck.
Grew up in Canada.
I had no idea.
Mr. Worldwide.
Damn.
International.
Who is this baby?
Ew, man.
If this is not Tyler Hero,
then I don't know who this is.
This is not Tyler Hero?
Nope.
Whoa.
I'm lying.
Tyler Hero.
Okay.
This is his brother.
That is Tyler Hero.
In the Miami Jersey.
Born to be spoken into existence from the womb until he gets traded.
Damn.
Dude, he looks annoying even as a baby too.
That's a bad kid.
I know.
It is.
He looks like you can gnaw on some wood.
Bax,
he's just picking up stuff
and chewing on them for no reason.
I see the silver teeth.
Bax,
just drawn on how the bathroom stalls.
And that's the last one.
Good Lord.
Next thing we are going to do,
let's talk about
Victor Woman Yama.
Please.
I would love to.
This is a Victim Woman Yama glaze episode,
as you guys have seen so far,
if you've been here,
we're just getting started.
I got more glaze in me.
Okay.
I got several topics of glaze in me, actually.
Okay.
Let's go ahead.
First one.
We are going to pick the Victor Women Yama from every NBA decade.
So who was the Wembe of the 80s?
Who was the Wembe of the 90s, et cetera, going back into the 60s.
And when I say that, I really guess what I would mean is, I guess we can talk about what
makes Victor Woman Yama him.
I think it's a combination of we've never seen this guy before, whatever that means.
It can be any way.
And physical outlier.
So never seen somebody out plays like this before and physical outlier.
It's kind of what it means to me.
Maybe you guys disagree.
You can make a case for anybody you want.
But starting in, let's start in the old days.
1960s.
Who was the original, Wembe?
Well, Chimberlin.
I guess it will.
Yeah.
60s, definitely, Will Chamberlain.
O.G. alien, right?
Probably, yes.
He was like a foot tall and everybody around him.
Like, that's the O.C.
Okay.
I see you fighting to think of somebody else to not give it to him.
I know, but he got it.
He got it.
He's the OG guy that was like, nobody's like this.
Yeah.
1970s.
probably koreen yeah well does a presence of will make him less of an alien
no i think it's koreen i guess it's at time like nobody really had that kind of like touch
from so deep with being that big that was pretty unique yeah and so
okay so yeah i think i i think i would go with kareem in the in the 70s but like maybe
bill walton if you add in like the passing and all this stuff true like but also there's a year
we'll have tennis we've seen a big man pass before that okay then let's yeah let's
Go Karimda.
1980s.
Interesting one.
I feel like you could go Magic or Jordan.
Both of them kind of broke the mold a little bit.
I think Magic might have been more.
Oh my God, I've never seen this before.
The 6-9 guy is a point guard?
Yeah, I think you've seen bucket getters before.
Yeah, we've seen a 6-6 shooting guard.
Like Dr.J. Jordan Gervon was there.
Not really, though.
We've seen that mold.
He was the best one.
And he was the first one to win with that.
But we've seen that like a scoring guard to some extent.
Yeah.
I feel like magic was more unique.
Yeah.
like before magic you've seen guys do similar things in but not at that size and at that like rate of just constant production and with that flair like I feel like he had to have been the most unique player a young child in 1985 has ever seen I think magic is definitely more of a unicorn in terms of making model okay yeah because even even today like there's a lot of people who obviously are like big wings and play point guard and stuff nobody's still like truly a magic Johnson.
Yeah, yeah, everybody's kind of like
slight shades, but nobody's really like him.
And like, you know, Kobe came after.
Anthony Edwards, there's other people that ilk.
Jordan.
1990s.
This would either be, it would either be Jordan
or it would be Shaq.
And I think that
Shaq probably has it.
Yeah, I feel like Shaq came on and it was like
no he's ever been as powerful.
That's the strongest, just load of muscle
I've ever seen. And the same way we say
Wembe is the longest player I've ever seen.
I feel like Shaq had to have been the strongest player ever since.
And it had to be so confusing to see somebody like that being strong,
be able to run up and down the court that fast.
And everyone's like, okay, what do we do here?
He's like, there's other bigs that are like running Dunk Man that way.
But he was such an outlier physical specimen.
Nobody can keep up with him.
It's kind of whenby is now.
Nobody's tall enough to keep up with Wemby and nobody was strong enough for Shack.
Okay.
2000s.
I think we can go two ways with this.
We can go LeBron James.
Nobody's ever been Magic Johnson, but also the hops of Jordan.
Or we can go Kevin Durant.
nobody's ever been 6-11 that can shoot and dribble like that
i don't think we'd go katie
not yet katie would be more of like
2010 yeah
but he came around the 2000s i mean 2007
he got drafted yeah but
he really like ascended 2010 11 12
and all that so is lebron james
won't be to 2000s yeah i think it's lebron james
for the 2010 or for the 2000s also just because
the instant you're supposed to be the best of the world right away
lived up to it
it's yeah went to the finals in what year three years
yeah so much like that year four yeah
Yeah, 2010s.
Do we go Kevin Durant?
Do we go Janice?
No.
Do we go Steph Curry?
Nobody's ever seen some shit like stuff before, that's for sure.
Also, Janus, to be that big and strong and be able to move like that, that fast with that handle?
Physical outlier?
Maybe we go Curry.
I disagree on Janus because obviously, like, the place I was not one to one.
You can trace him back in enough, like, family tree branches to Shaq.
Okay, young Shaq.
Yeah, Shack or like David Robinson or something like that.
So I would put Janice out there.
So it either would be KD or would be Steth.
Then I think we go KD just because the physical outlier part,
just because he also is insanely skilled nervous him before like stuff,
but he's also 6'11 and moves in a way that does not make sense.
Yeah, but I feel like I'm almost more inclined to go with stuff
because of the influence that he had on the entire style of basketball
and also when it comes to the skill set,
just how deep and consistent, how quick he gets those things off.
Well, that's not Webby.
It's who's the Wemby, the 2010s,
not who's the most unique player of the 2010s?
Wembe
hasn't changed
the style yet
I don't know
I think Wemby
I think
it's not
unique player
okay so
so we can
we can go
KD
especially if we're talking
about like
high draft picks
and people
who had a little
bit of pressure
on them
um
is there any
any love
I don't know
because I feel like
we've seen
we've seen
going back to
what you said
when it comes
to like
Magic Johnson
and saying
how we haven't seen
any real versions of him yet we've seen plenty of several versions a couple of versions of
kd with brandy ingram with whoever the hell you want to go yeah brandon ingram we there's a lot
of kd and wemby's game there's a lot of kd and chet's game you know but you can't say that about step
currie well we're picking who's the kd and you say there's a lot of kd and wendy's game
sounds like katie's the kd no i'm talking about just comparisons to players games it's no one
we can say that for step did no one thank you you finally admitted it could you always like
to talk about the the deep three shooting so thank you we have
have that on record.
Trey Young and Dame are closer to Steph
than Brandon Ingram is the KD.
And there's the style of play.
There we go.
That's not an inability.
That's not the question.
Yeah.
You know, just so ha.
Such a random side tangent, ha.
We've been going back before for like eight months.
We had to do it.
I guess, I guess Katie, just because
if somebody chose to,
you can choose to play like Steph
easier than it is to choose to play like Katie
just because of a regular physical build.
Like if you wanted to get into the live
and like I'm gonna get my cardio super up
and just be like a great shooter,
you can kind of do that.
And there's been great shooters
who just run around and shoot.
I feel like this,
yeah,
I feel like this is obviously Kevin Durant.
It's not as obvious as you're making it.
It's a simple evolution.
We had the first guy to every 6-11
handled the ball and shoot like that
and now we have the next one.
Like that's such a one-to-one corollary
of like he was a baby step to Wemby.
Like they were both equally as shocking.
Okay, I'm fine with it
It's a tougher conversation
Just because of similarity
Obviously, like Seth's also unique
But I think in terms of who's the Wemby
That's a clear similarity
Katie, okay
There's not a lot of Wembe's man
These are the best players of all times
Well
You
Next thing we're gonna do
I'm gonna show you guys
Every single one of the new NBA throwback jerseys
That have been added to the league this year
There are five
I guess they're gonna do five new teams every year
To go along with the city jerseys
that get a classic edition jersey
and my god did they bring out heaters this year
these are all amazing
we're gonna grade them
A through F and at the end
we're gonna rank them after that
or which ones you like the most
Okay okay
So first off
Cleveland Cavaliers
Bring him back the early LeBron era
A plus plus plus plus
Plus plus
I can't believe this is a throwback now
It's kind of crazy I feel old
Nevertheless it's an A plus
This is a beautiful jersey
The trim with the three colors
The blocks look like dominoes
Beautiful
I kind of wish those are solid colors
But I'm not mad at it
that makes the jersey to me the colors pattern like that and i'm going to give this an a minus
only because the trim here it's a little bit different than what it used to be the trim used to be
a little bit smaller like in terms of the blocks but nevertheless this jersey is special
this jersey means something to me i'm going a plus i've said it before this is the first jersey
i ever bought with my own money you did say how much did you spent on it 60 dollars at foot
locker and he remembers that okay the color is beautiful the skin is perfect you never forget
Real stitching, too.
Not this fanatics.
Not this fanatics mess.
Yeah, it's not screen press bullshit.
Hold on, hold on.
You spent $60 on a screen printed jersey?
No, it wasn't screened.
I mean, on a, my bad.
On a stitch jersey?
Yes.
Unk.
That must have been 1995.
Yeah, it was crazy.
It's crazy, man.
Unk.
Yeah, color scheme, perfect.
Nostalgia, amazing.
The way then put it into the modern cuts,
make it look even cleaner.
Amazing.
A plus.
I will say that Cliffs' sponsorship is gigantic.
It is big as hell.
It is ginormous.
Guess who's fault that is?
Adam Silver.
Why do they make him so big?
I don't, I don't know.
Negotiate statistics, man,
it's what's needed for extra dollars.
You're probably right.
Yeah, they probably do,
they have some people in a board room
being annoying back and forth.
I think we do three pixels bigger to the right.
And that's like a $200,000 year difference.
Bigger than Nike?
You are not bigger than the program.
Oh, and they have the old Nike logo
to go with it too.
That's fine.
Oh, that's a perfect detail 10 out of 10,
8 plus.
I didn't even notice that.
Memphis Grizzlies
They wore these last night
In game one
They did
Which is also
Should be
That should be outlaw
Why are we starting
The season off
With these with these
Throwback
If you don't put the white jersey
On at home
To start the season
Oh my gosh
What are we doing here?
You're one of those
We're losing recipes
Okay
We're losing recipes
However it is beautiful
I don't think it's beautiful
No I actually really like it
I like it good enough
It's fine
It's cool to bring back
Not as good as the rest of them
I think
I think it's a solid C plus
Fuck no, C plus
B minus maybe
No
That's too much
Oh yeah too much
No
My bad
That's too little
Oh I don't know
I mean
Are we give everything
In A
I think it's not
One of the better ones
It's not one of the
It's not like
It's the worst one
How's how I'll say that
There's five here
It's the worst one
I have to see the other ones
Yeah
But right now
I'm going
I'm going B plus
Yeah I agree
B plus
It could be an A
But there's no
Brazil
It's not like that
Just the big ass
Memphis
That's it
Yeah I don't think
It's iconic
like the other ones. It's cool to bring back because they brought back the iconic one already.
So this is like the second tier iconic jersey. So it's fine. If this was in the league today,
it wouldn't be one of my favorite jerseys. It'd be just a run-of-the-mill one.
Yeah, probably, but I do like how bold the Memphis is. I like the teal block on the side. Yeah.
It's okay. So I'll go through plus. I agree. It's okay. That's a C-plus jersey.
Dallas Mavericks. Hard.
The green, this looks better today than I did back then. With this modern cut, that green is vibrant.
And you know why? Because the team is better.
If they sucked, if the Utah Jazz
we were wearing this, we'd probably be like, or if the Washington
Wizards were wearing this, we'd be like, I.
I don't know if you guys can really pull this off here.
That being said, the green is nice.
The rest is fine.
I think it's a B.
It's a cool jersey.
It's a good jersey.
It's a B.
It's not too crazy at all.
Like, it's, I like the.
I wish the, the font is a little bit too
minimal.
The numbers.
The blue, I wish it was a little bit bolder,
a little bit bigger line on the blue in the middle.
It's a little bit like too, like white.
You know what I mean?
it's a little too soft
I'll go C plus
I think I actually like the Memphis ones more than this one
I like the Memphis ones more
I didn't want to give a bunch of C's I like them equal
I think they're both fine yeah this one this one is a C
the Memphis one is a B plus for me
damn standards are high okay I understand it now
100% these are throwback jerseys
and again to get an A plus I think you have to bring
back a jerse that I deem to be iconic or I deem to be
like one of the nicer jerseys this is one of the
jerseys of all time okay it's just old
it's just nostalgic yeah and it's nice
because the Mavericks's like
their current jerseys also suck so yeah next up minnesota timberwolves we brought back the
trees ah a plus a plus a plus this is this is number one for me i don't i don't really know what
i don't know what's coming next this is the top spot this is one of my favorite jergers of all
time they finally brought it back it looks just as good as i remembered it it works with the modern
cut the font is still memorable is still creative the the uh the trees is still unique still pops on
the black this is a perfect jersey this jersey just again stands to all of time bro no matter what
it has a lot of attitude to with the fucking color balance between the black and the green and i don't
where the trees at i didn't see the trees look at the color the green oh it's the color of trees
gotcha no no it's their trees they're bunch of small trees oh i didn't see that okay yeah they're a
bunch of pine trees.
That's fucking crazy.
They look like little green arrows.
They're trees.
Wow.
They are not playing for it this year.
They are not.
They never have been.
Wars outrageous.
And the sezzle, whatever that is, doesn't ruin it for me.
It's a nice, low-key sponsorship.
Still big, but it's, it blends in better.
I fuck with it, man.
This is the best one so far.
Okay.
10 out of 10.
Listen, also, you're putting it on Anthony Edwards and Jay McDaniels.
Man, you can put it on Jordan McLaughlin.
Like, this is still an A plus.
You picked the most oralist player you could do them?
I know.
You can put on a small ball.
God, I still like it.
Philadelphia 76ers bringing back to
Alan Iverson era.
Fuck, this is so tough.
I think we have our third A.
I think this is once again an elite jersey.
I think they're going three for three on the great ones.
Dude, so far, this is, this might be the best jersey now, man.
I don't know.
I think I like the Minnesota one a little bit more,
but this is damn close.
The level of detail to this and how creative they are,
man.
And it works.
Like, it lends itself so well.
well so modern jersey and it's like the creativity you don't have to make you it doesn't make me
think about or it doesn't make me look about look for details at all like how much that red trim
pops no granted it's just good color grading on the photo shoot maybe that's part of it but that shit
is vibrant dude's elite should they should they make this the primary no I think it looks old
I think it looks like a 2000 jersey so it's a cool throwback but it's it looks dated I think if it was
your current jersey you'd be a little unfitting how do we feel about the crypto.com sponsorship
subtle
ish
yeah it doesn't take away
any or much
too much
let me say that
it don't wait
yeah it don't
it don't take away
too much
I pop with it
a plus
does it bother you to see
Paul George in it
I see you mulling over something
I don't know
something just feels off
like maybe it's not
maybe it's not baggy enough
right maybe I just remember
it being like triple Xcel
but I'm not I'm not sure
but it still is great
but I don't know
something's missing that little
that little sprinkle but I'll go A still
Not enough cornrows
You're right
Damn sure not enough tattoos
You know there's not enough headbands
That is
You're right
There's not a single headband
That's what's missing
It's the headband
God knows there's not enough crossovers
It's the headband
Yep
It's not enough Pepe Sanchez
Ew
Now that is all five
They brought back this year
So you guys have graded them
We have three A's and a B minus
And a C is two middling ones
three elite ones right now
I want you to rank them all
one through five
okay I feel like we can start off
put the Mabs in five
for sure I like the Mazz a little more
than Memphis Grizzlies but to me those are four and five
I don't really care which order you do
yeah I think the Mavs are five
Grizzlies are four
easily so that's not really a debate right
those two are just are what they are
yeah fair enough
is there anything that stands out
as one two and three that has to be there
for me personally
again the
I don't like the outline of color blocks
for the Cleveland Cavaliers jersey, so that might be three for me.
The blue and the red, like the color scheme, those are the strongest colors.
I think I might like that more than the Sixers.
So I think, so my top three for me, I think I would go Minnesota, Cleveland, Philly.
Okay, so.
Do you want to go Minnesota number one?
Does that, does that one, is that the best one or is Anthony Edwards tax for him being the
coolest one in this picture?
It's Anthony Edwards tax and who cares about it too?
You'll accept the Anthony Edwards tax
You'll let the glaze flow through you
It is what it is man
We all live in an economy
You gotta be like good Samariters
And take part into it
In a glaze economy?
Yeah
We gotta do our part
Some people are government mandated
Glaze
Some people get glazed
Some people give glaze
You all play our part
You don't fuck with it
Go to hell
Take to the city officials
Not me
I think we can go
Timberwell's number one
I'm agreeing with it
Fair? Okay
Now sixers versus calves
These are both beautiful
one of them when I see it I think of LeBron the other one
I'm looking at Paul George
And so just
You can't think of AI
Just good
Paul George is literally on the screen
Okay okay fair
I think the Cleveland Cavaliers is a better design
The Sixers has more nostalgia
I lean towards the better design
The better colors in the Cavs maybe
See I think the universe is that
I think the
Really?
Yeah I just see what
LeBron, like 2006, Brown would have him
ban on, and I just think of like
the ore and the fucking past things.
Everybody else sees the Sixers one and just sees Alan Iverson
and they remember their childhood and they remember like
the Rattitooie scene where they flashed back through their lives.
That's where everyone loves it. I think the self-thous, I think the
calves one looks nicer.
I think I'd rather have the Cavs at three.
Let's go Cavs at two.
Ah, I get fuck, I'll put it in.
Yeah, take that to your glaze economy.
The recession.
Too much glaze.
There we go.
Timberwolves one.
Cavs two.
Sixers.
Three, Minnesota.
The bubble's going to pop.
The glazed bubbles are going to pop.
The glazed bubbles are going to come.
It's going to be gay, glaze, everywhere.
Grizzies at 4.
I almost said Celtics.
I saw Kyrie and Green, and my brain just fucking short-circuited.
Mavericks at 5.
A strong year of Thoroughby jersey.
I hope to do this every year with five new ones.
Next week, I think we began the city jerseys.
I think they'll all be out.
TD3 tradition.
I think, yep, I think we would do another tradition.
It's like Christmas.
It really does.
I really, my content brain starts fucking salivating when I see that.
Dude, hell, yeah.
Okay, next thing we're going to do.
Okay, we're going to go back to hoopgoat.com.
The website we haven't been on in quite a while.
They added a new game.
A blind ranking for NBA duos.
So we're going to go on there and see what's up with it, see how good it is,
see if it's an all-time duos or what.
I have no idea what to expect here.
But we're here.
We have six NBA duos to blind rank.
We can see how good we can do.
Starting off with Alan Iverson and Carmelo Anthony.
unfortunately they do have to be towards the bottom either five or six because even even the
version of like mellow that was winning that wasn't with iverson it was with tonti billis yeah we can go
six my bad is he nasty man though we can go six assuming these are all good or we can go five
in case we expect one troll pick in here let's yeah let's make in a troll pick okay i'm fine
with that we'll go five just in case there's like cow kuzma and lanzo or something
Davis and Flag
Five.
They play together
for one game
and they lost.
Oh my bad.
Six.
They literally never won.
Six.
Do you want to bake in like
what we expect?
No.
Okay, just six.
Yeah,
you all.
Anti Davis decides to play
the four position
fucking up your career,
your early career,
Cooper Flagg.
Yeah,
your career is a bit dramatic.
He's ruining him.
So reaction.
We can go six.
They never want a game together
as of October 23rd.
And you're not wrong.
Will Chamberlain and Yokitch.
Whoa.
Okay, we're putting people together
Now we're in Fantasyland
I guess this is one
Fuck, what are you talking about?
The greatest duo of all time
Yeah apparently
One, sure, why not?
Curry and Green
Two
Two, two, the best duo
that's actually existed in reality
Wold double champions
change the course of history
Wagner and Ben Carroll
Sounds like a Ford.
Yeah, everything's falling in a place
Why is Chamberlain a Yonka's on here?
Why did this happen?
This is hilarious
That's the troll peak
And then Williams and Shea
and you know what that slots in perfectly fine
yo this is perfect actually
I think we did the exactly right job
yeah look at us
our score is
79 out of 100
what how are they ranking
oh I think they expect
Anthony and Iverson over
Wagner and Bencaro
I guess
and they probably maybe they expect
Davis and flag over Anthony and Iverson
hell nah
hell not I mean
eventually maybe but thus far
I don't know I think Iverson didn't do
jack shit together so it's not like
it's a high bar. Yeah, I guess.
I like this stuff. We did good, though. My bucks
is a hundred out of a hundred. What the hell did
Chamberlain and Yolkich come? They're just dreaming.
What's going on here? Why do we do this? That's funny. I like that
hoop. Okay. Chamberlain and Yokich, man. What a duo. I missed
them together.
Okay. We got to talk about who are the most unique
players in NBA history
at every single position? Oh, yeah.
So, actually, we'll take that.
Never mind.
Next thing we're going to do.
We're going to do the forehead game.
But this time we're going to do it the same way we always do where we guess a forehead player based on our headbands.
But we can only ask questions not about basketball.
Okay.
Not about basketball.
So you guys have to try to decipher what you're looking at with questions relating to anything else besides the sport.
Gotcha.
Okay.
You have to get really creative and this is based off of not your ball knowledge, but off-court knowledge.
And I genuinely think you drive at this.
your game. Maybe, but I can
also see my question is just going everywhere.
Look, that I wouldn't even look and I so caught it.
Stickies. Put me on my hands team. Stickies.
Sticky. Okay.
Let me put my headband on. I got it on me.
Now, I mean, flip these all over, get upside down.
Okay.
So, draw a player. Am I facing the right way?
Yes.
Put it in your hats.
Okay.
There you guys go.
minimize the screen so I can't see
Oh yeah, you're good
You got the right way
There you go
Yeah
Okay
we're currently
Loading up our foreheads
This is bad radio
You're good
Yep, you are good
So putting it on
No
I didn't see him
Isn't fit
There we go
We go
So we all got our players
On our heads
Three players here
Can't ask about
Basketball
Whoa
Get that head in check
Whoa
You got to get your dome in order
All right
There you go
Safe and secure
Okay
Does my player have a career
That's not basketball
No
No
Okay
Has my player played
Or been a part of media
Actually I can't phrase that
Because I ask my basketball
My bad
Does my player have a second career
No
No
Has that player been a part of media
Uh yes
He's been a part of media
At some point
Okay
black
black
okay
you can ask that
yes your player's black
that's a good question okay
is my player black
yes
okay
okay
does my player
have
a deep
a deep portfolio
off of the court
when it comes
to sponsorships
what the hell
is he pocket
not particularly
not particularly
not like Shaq no
Okay, that was my.
The Shack.
It's okay.
Not like Shack.
No.
Would you want to hang out with my player?
Right now, yeah.
No.
Why would you want to hang out with him?
I don't want to get any details, but yes, I would like to hang out with him right now.
Okay.
It's my player African.
No.
I mean, but okay.
Okay.
Does my, is my player...
African?
No.
I mean, probably.
No.
Actually, yeah, is my player white?
Yes.
Ooh.
You saved me.
Okay.
Who do you want to hang out with, but like not really?
I don't know.
It's a difference of opinion.
So, like, he's not, it's not like.
I understand you.
I understand you.
Got some shit to address.
Yeah.
Would you consider, would you consider my player a nerd?
No.
I don't think so.
No.
I don't think anybody would describe him that way.
So my player doesn't have a second career.
He's black but not African.
I have not asked very good questions.
I don't know anything about this guy.
Is my...
Wait, fish the thing, he's about to...
Is it about the fall?
Yeah.
Oops.
Are we good?
Yeah.
Look at him.
Your hair...
You have like a bang right now.
That's so funny.
Oh, you're so beautiful.
Is I'll split?
Do you think my player is the most handsome person in his...
friend group. No. No. Okay. He's hit. Okay. Okay. No. No consideration. Okay. My player is white.
Been a part of media, but doesn't necessarily paper chase or get to the bag. Not well, at least.
Okay.
Huh.
Is my player?
Hmm.
Is he over 30?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
So I said,
over 30.
Black, not a nerd.
You would want to hang out with him.
Is he the group leader?
No.
No.
No, I don't think so.
So is my player under 30?
No.
I got an old,
I go.
Oh, I go.
Okay.
He said he's,
it
not the group leader
is my
he's got the follower
is my player
damn this is hard
okay
does my player
damn
non basketball questions
come on
okay
does you have a beard
no no no
okay
is my player
under 40
he is under 40
Is my player respected by his peers?
Yes.
Okay.
Respected by the peers.
I'll go over 30 respected by his peers.
I think I got it.
Okay.
I think I got it.
Is my player?
Six, five, and over?
No.
Ooh.
The pool just got.
You can close to basketball related.
Is this Kyrie?
That is not Kyrie Irving.
That would have been a good pick for a non-group leader.
Just identifying people just, yeah, it's important to see how tall your suspect is.
Okay.
Is it Kevin Durant?
No.
Damn, I thought that was Kevin.
Okay.
Is my player still making his bulk source of income?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
That's a roundabout way of asking if he's still in the league.
That's too close.
That's too close to basketball questions.
Is he, you never know.
People have second ventures.
He could be LeBron.
Ask another question.
You guys are not good, man.
You're getting sneaky.
Also, that's just a weird question.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Okay.
I'm not pocket chasing.
I'm pocket watching.
See, that's you guys a problem.
Okay, cool.
Whatever.
Is my player
Luca Dantzic?
No, fuck.
He's over 30.
Does my player host a podcast?
No.
Does my,
has my player ever hosted a podcast?
No.
Damn.
Over 30, never been a podcast.
Never.
In his life.
This must be an old.
I'm not so.
Very geriatric.
I know.
Okay.
Oh, wait a minute.
Does my player...
Huh.
Is this Dirk-Newski?
Nope, not Dirk.
Is my player over...
Is he over 25?
He is over 25.
Is this Kareem?
No.
No.
Okay.
What other question is going to ask?
Between 25 and 40?
Personal life.
Has this player lived in the
West.
coast for most of his career?
Yes.
Is that too adjacent to the basketball?
Yes, but I already said yes.
All right.
I don't like you questions, man.
Yeah, you're a teacher.
You're not.
You're just a career.
You asked about his career.
That's fucked up.
Whatever I said yes.
Just by where he's losing, man.
Okay.
You're a liar.
Okay, so is,
um,
see, this is, this is so hard.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, because I have, I have no idea.
what what uh questions to fall back on but i would i will ask is my is my player um is he like
popular on uh advertisements no he's notable in advertisements he's notable in advertisements
he's notable in the advertising world but not yeah but not common not not he doesn't do a lot
of it yeah no i just think for a loop that has nothing for you but it's the truth is it tim duckin
I knew it was an old who doesn't be talking because you said no he's never done a podcast
cheater I don't know how but you cheated all right Sean the dark is this Steve Nash
that is Steve Nash kill myself
you know that is Kauai that's Kauai kill me now how don't it all get at the same time
oh my God that's crazy yeah like listen there's one very popular advertisement or lack there
of that was funny so when you ask what do you want to like hang
around him or whatever.
I said, no, you said, yeah.
He's got some shit to address.
I want to find out.
He'll cheat you how to get a toolback.
I got some questions.
That's fucking hilarious.
Okay, next thing, last thing we're going to do.
Earlier we did the Wemby Glac thing where we talked about the Wemby of every era
and you wanted to make it who's the most unique player instead of who's closer to
Wemby.
So now we're going to throw you that bone.
We're going to pick the most unique player in NBA history at every position.
The most unique player in NBA.
So point guard through center.
The most unique player is somebody that there's never in.
And we can be, we can be a different.
with this right it doesn't have to be just unique like the best legend ever nobody's
ever been as good as him of course these guys are unique so we can get a style of play
body type whatever that may mean we can get goofy with the shit let's do it point guard
mugsie boggsie oh i literally wrote mugsy bugs i was like nobody's ever been that small
nobody will ever be that small again no you're right five three no there's a better chance
somebody shoots like step curry or six nine and passes like magic than there is that somebody
will be that small five three in that and had a long
career it wasn't it wasn't just like oh you played two games like how like fun trivia he's he had a
career we might get a 10 foot player before we get another five three guys a 10 year career and you're
not crazy for saying that at all they keep growing we were getting there shooting guard
i think we can go nate robinson go another small guy that just will not exist to be that small
and that bouncy is insane no i can i can i don't okay we already we don't want small we don't got
we don't got to filter too many smalls yeah we're just
making the smallest thing
which that loki
small and big
I think Andre Roberson
is the last of his breed
it's been years
since we've seen someone
like that
it's never happening again
but there was a thousand
before Andre Robeson
there was but he was
the last of his room
but okay
but I mean even in this era
like if you said like
Matisse Stibor or something like that
Jared Vanderbiltz
there's guys who can't play
defense and can't shoot
okay
again isn't a shooting guard
Jason Williams
no white boys ever had that much flare
we've never seen a whiteness to sauce ratio quite like that
and the sauce is it's a long lasting sauce
and he really never got lost in it either
he really he could have he could have
and he still has it and he still really like stirring the sauce
because that's his team people who cook they actually know
you got to let the sauce simmer for a long time
and he knows the importance of sauce and that's something if you cook you know the importance
of a good sauce exactly this guy's a low key
That's how you do it
That's how you do it
Do you be like Jason Williams on this list
Do you go somewhere else?
Shooting guard is the hardest one
For me to find unique players
Yeah
They're all like so duplicative
When it comes to certain skill sets
So it's like how can you
Do you have anybody that you think
Fits the shooting guard label
That deserves to be on there better?
So okay
Well I think of
Of shooting guard
Honestly
It's just because it's not gonna happen anymore
And a lot of people
A lot of people did
Play like him also
But like
Like a rip hand
where like you're you're just never going to see anybody run around for mid-range jumpers like that he's up there for sure because even back then there's always a mid-range jumpers not to that degree where that's always focusing on not a single three-pointer we could go rip hamilton if we don't want to cheat and put jason williams also nobody is not plus plus nobody wears face masks like consistently anymore unique look yeah that is true it only happens when you actually break your face he's stuck with it yeah and that is a very singular look okay you decide rip pamilton or jason or jason
Let's go Rip Hamilton.
Okay.
Sorry, Jason.
Small forward.
We can go Kevin Durant's.
Obviously, LeBron's unique.
Now, we've seen duplicates of Kevin Durant.
My question is, have we ever seen a duplicate of Kyle Anderson?
Has there ever been to me that motherfucking slow?
Oh, and still, like that unpredictably?
Answer me that.
Are you more likely to see another Kevin Durant or another Kyle Anderson?
These are real questions.
This is discourse that needs to be had, and you guys better make a decision that I like.
What a carefully asked question?
I will also accept Andre Kirillinko
if you want to get nerdy.
Sean Mary?
Okay, in terms of what?
Like a goofy jumper?
Nah, we'll forever see goofy jumpers.
But also, like, just on the court,
Sean Mareg also had, like, all the versatility
and everything like that.
And he had the weird jumper
that probably puts him over the top of AK-47.
Yeah.
Is the answer Kevin Rand?
I think we just go, Katie, can keep pushing.
Probably.
We also have to get one good player.
Okay, Kevin Rance.
Power forward.
Obviously, no one's ever done a shit like Janus.
moving like that.
We kind of said Baby Shack earlier,
so maybe Yonis is kind of...
Too similar, young Shack?
I mean, kind of.
Okay.
To me, it's got to be Dremont Green or Dennis Rodman.
To me, it's probably Draymond Green.
To beat that level of defender,
undersized defender,
while also being an elite passer
and a good enough shooter
and also being insane in the membrane
and being able to beat the shit out of people.
Like, nobody's ever combined all those factors
into being one unique individual
that'll never exist again.
Being an elite to big man defender
and also an elite pass or two
and an elite guard defender to some extent
he could switch out when he was young
yeah
along those lines
Charles Barkley
Zion
yes but Barclay is just a better player
and like sure but it's
I think Jeremiah's more unique
then
to have that like
have we've seen
obviously no one's exactly
we've seen slashes that like
Dominate with slashing and rebounding
I don't know like it's a little more
versions of all these players but I think
have we seen a version of Draymont
I mean, Dennis is just insane
That's the similarities there
And being good at defense
But they're very different
Yeah, too
I can go Dennis
We can go Dennis too
No one's ever been a character like that
That's that focus on rebounding
While being that small
Yeah, because they're both
They're both like 6-8 maximum
Not even, they're both like 6'6.
I think I'd rather go Dennis
Because also off the court too
No one will ever put that shit on like he did
Ever
Especially not in the places he put it on
in the countries he put it on
we can go Dennis Robin I guess
in the zones he put it off
Center
we get real phone with this
I don't think we can
we absolutely can
I think we just go Victor Roman Yama
can I introduce you
see it's a young boy that they don't know
Ralph Samson was doing it
back in 1984 7-5 had a jumper
had everything
I think we've never seen someone like
would be we probably never
will again we're the second he walked in the league we're like yep that's the most unique player
of all time she's done nothing but further prove it it's probably wouldn't be we were saying this
when he was like 17 fry and rudy go there he was not even 17 he was 16 doing that bro and everyone's
like yo is this gonna like is this actually gonna happen yes there you go so we got to recap
mugs mugs rip hamilton kevin durantz dennis rodman and richie woman yama two see
C with Mugsy Bugs.
Listen, Kee.
Muggs, I mean, Wembe is so it don't matter, I guess.
Wemby and Katie on the same team.
We could have seen that.
Is that enough height to make up from 5-3?
Dennis, Dennis, Robbman, a front court with K.D., Dennis Robman, and Wemby.
Defense is great on that front.
Again, you're picking on Mugsy.
That's what it's two-s-s-no.
No, Dennis is going to threaten to kill people who threatens Mugsy.
Even better.
We don't got to worry about Mugsy at all.
Bet, one-C, like, champion.
Okay.
Okay.
People are still here.
At the end of this episode, what should they comment?
Comment, I love basketball!
Specifically, specifically in Ron our Test voice.
Don't just type that out.
Do your best to make it look like Ronn Test said it.
Dude, he said something like that before?
Yeah, he won a championship.
I love basketball.
Oh, I don't remember that clip at all.
Yeah, I think that's after you want a championship, right?
I think so.
Maybe not.
Maybe he decides it at some point.
But at some point, he loved basketball and screamed about it.
Yeah, the only thing I remember after that chip was he was like,
could he pass me to ball?
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, it's a clip of it. I don't remember when he said it actually. He went, I love basketball.
And with that being said, we'll see y'all next week. NBA is back. We're back. Everyday videos. We're here. Every day NFL videos aren't going anywhere.
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Still here on Housecall. Check us out on both channels. And we'll see you on next week. Content.
