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We are going to pick every NBA superstar's perfect match.
And what does that mean?
We are going to see five categories per superstar.
A star teammate based on personality, a star teammate based on play style, a role player,
a team slash franchise, and an era.
We have to pick from each category what this player's perfect match is.
So for instance, if we think a player likes to punch people,
their team perfect match is the Detroit Pistons because they are bad boys.
If we think a player would be better than 90s because they can't shoot,
their era perfect match is the 1990s.
five categories per player
okay
so first player
victor wambinyama
who is the best star
to pair with them
based on personalities meshing
who's another try hard
that can play with them
yo drima would
like all time or current
all time
Kobe or jordan
is is Kobe like too much
intensity though
or were they both
cut in the same wavelength
that they'd just like
be together forever
I think Kobe
I think Kobe might be okay
my question is
when you're one of the biggest
assholes of all time
do you need another asshole
or do you need a punch you back
well I think
I think you need to
punching bag.
Or someone who can like
punch for you.
But Kobe like if he saw
like if he saw you work then you
then he was fine.
When you want to Kobe's the answer.
There's a question.
I don't think they would match up well.
I think there's only room for one asshole like that
in the building.
But he's only like that if you don't work.
He might just be like that though.
Yeah.
I think he's like in general.
Him and Powell cool.
True.
Him and Powell cool.
He didn't start beefing with Shaq.
But with Kobe be cool with Kobe.
Huh?
Would Kobe be cool with Kobe?
I think so.
I think so.
He was beefing with Shaq
and Shaq was coming
into camp out of shape.
If Shaq was in shape
in the summer,
they could have stayed together.
You know,
I think Victor Romaniama
probably also wants to be
surrounded with like-minded
individuals.
We can go Kobe for personality.
Okay.
That's not bad.
Play style.
Who's the best player
you can imagine
to play with Wembe?
Loki,
Luca?
Yeah.
Luca's the most
double team player
like ever?
You need somebody
you do need somebody
to go be able to
get like a shot.
Yeah.
I would say a perimeter guy.
And a lop thrower.
You need a lop thrower to be able to give him just cracked out lops nonstop.
So it's either Stephen Hats, CP3 or Luka to me.
And I think we can go Luka just because he's bigger than all those other guys.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Luca Dantches is the perfect playstyle comparison for Victor Womenyama.
Actually, actually, it might be CP3 over, over Luka.
But I think you know.
For defensive purposes.
Okay.
But I also think you want somebody who wants to take the last shot.
doesn't got to put that pressure on Wimby to create with the ball in his hands.
Luca wants every last shots.
That is a good point.
CB3 is going to want to feed Wemby.
CP3 can get to,
he'll take the game winner at the mid range.
He could.
He can get down here a little bit.
Luca won't need it.
More of the air.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think Wimby's happy to give it.
Yeah, we can go Luca.
Role player.
Who's the perfect role player for Wimby?
Draymond Green.
Dremong Green.
Beef stew.
Beef stew.
Aaron Gordon?
He'll gladly take it.
kids out. So you want you another big man next to him that can kind of complains them? I do. Yeah.
Because especially we have, we have a point guard in Luca that can help facilitate the,
the offense. I think having a disgusting one-two punch in somebody else to where they can also
move around and not put the entire backline defense on Wembe so you can really like lock in.
I think that is key to having Wemby being his one man, you know, I'm just, I'm going to
Guard here, guard there.
Aaron Gordon made perfect sense to me then.
Okay.
Team.
What is the perfect team organization that embodies women, Yama?
I think he honestly should stay on the Spurs.
It is just the Spurs.
It is just the Spurs.
He's not from here.
He's big as hell, generational.
Yeah.
He won Spurs.
Foreign, work hard, big man.
Yeah.
The three components of being a Spur.
And being a legend for the Spurs.
I think that's perfect.
Honestly, I can't even think of a close second.
This is Mr. Spur.
Adam Silver put together a fantastic script.
Yeah, you can like,
maybe convince me the Mavericks,
but at that time it's like,
ah,
nah,
not really.
No,
because the Mavericks
have another type
for their star players.
Yeah,
he doesn't do that.
You're right,
you're right,
you're right,
not past enough.
Yeah.
He was halfway there.
Fuck.
So.
Era.
Is he happy there?
Not even.
I don't think he is.
His mom is white.
French?
She is?
Yeah,
his dad is dark soon.
Yeah,
his dad's from like the Congo.
I didn't know his mom's white.
French and Congo.
Mm-hmm.
Good for him.
Era.
What decade would
wouldn't be fit the best in right now probably even even even now they people are yelling at him
you're 7 5 get in the paint if he was in the 90s and he was trying to do all the things that that he
that he does right now it would be even heightened yeah this is the most accepting a decade of his
play style yeah dude the second year in the league he took like eight three in the game or some
crazy like that but i'm not gonna lie it'll be cool as fuck to watch him in the 2010s alongside
kd too they would do so much damage to basketball actually so i don't know about
that.
You only had one of these guys.
I was to say,
and they wouldn't play together,
though, but you're right.
Katie would have tried
to play with him.
Katie would have found a way
to play with him.
No, never mind.
Katie would have found his way
to his team in 2016.
Next player,
who we got?
Shea Gilded as Alexander.
Who is the best star
teammate personality-wise?
Who's notchalant?
Yeah, you need somebody to.
Or does he want nonchalant
or do you need the opposite of debt?
No, I mean,
towards someone too.
All the other guys
on the team team,
pretty like chill. Nobody's super
super like rambunctious. Okay so personality
wise we need a hard worker who will grind get better
every year but nonchalant
and is even killed. Is Kauai Leonard
2 diva? Maybe.
Tim Duncan?
Not Tomchalons?
I'm thinking like
both just won't react to going down on the series.
No, but you still have to care about Tim doesn't
dress well enough for Shay. Okay, that is part
of personality. Fair. And also like
at times, Shay will fuck around with the guys too.
She has videos him dancing
that shit
She'd be recording
hypping up
J-Mac and all that
Yeah I do think
You probably need a
Need a newer era
Type type of guy
How's Dame?
You know what?
What about Russ?
Is Russ too much
Personality-wise?
Russ is too much
Yeah he'll be yelling
To screaming
And he'll like
He'll talk to anybody
He'll scream at babies
Right
Too alpha
Yeah
But Dame
He's so
He'll talk
He'll talk
So he has to dress well
And they have to be cool
and friends off the court in that way.
He has to be nonchalant
and he has to be poise under pressure.
Tatum? Zero?
See, poison under pressure got me
because I was thinking
maybe like Paul George.
Yeah.
I think Tatum would get along.
I think him and Tatum would mesh well.
Yeah.
You don't see Tatum ever like being out
like out.
I'm not about basketball.
But like do you want the yin and yang
of like the nonchalant
and somebody else who's just
a little bit more out there?
I don't think so.
I think Shay sets the tone, I think.
And he's not a nonchalant
You don't want him to be more aggressive
Like Shea's aggressive as fuck
If he was aggressive to a
I mean if he was nonchalant to a fault
We'd be like
If you'd be like
If you'd someone to get the eye
The tiger out of view
Not a problem with Shay
So I think we can get him
Somebody on his level
Okay
Who was the best star teammate
Play style wise
Who would compliment him best
So we
Low key a point guard
Lookie
Actually no
Low key
Somebody else that can pass really well
It can be a forward or a guard
Honestly him and Yokut
Would be disgusting
True
But I don't know
She's not quite good enough off ball
is Tatum again
Hey low key might be
Tatum a point forward
that can pass a little bit
That is Tatum
Okay
I'm okay
Tateum fuck us
Let's go
Even TAM need to link up
You know J-Dub is kind of
Shades
to Tatum there in some ways
So it makes sense
Shades
Good word
It's just shades
Yeah
Who's the best role player for him
Tatum
Tatim
Turn a positive to a negative
Yeah
I go to Petitum
Who's the best team for him
Now, it can't be the Celtics because there's too many words in his last name.
Yeah, yeah.
They don't do that.
They don't do that.
Is it OKC?
No.
Maybe the, could it be the Raptors?
Oh, yeah.
He could be Mr. Canada.
He could be perfect.
He's a like bigger dude.
Maybe the Nets.
What does that mean?
He's in New York.
He's in New York.
He's disgusted with that.
The Nets.
I don't know the Nets and bodies.
I don't even know what that means.
I mean, it's a blank canvas for
I'm just saying just to be in
just to be in Brooklyn
and because what the Nets tried to do a couple years ago
where they were like, we're this cool
you know hip hop adjacent
this this trendy team like we're kind of
in this lane
that's Shay kind of operates in that area
I do think it's the Raptors though I think he could be like
he's like the greatest Canadian of all time
yeah he's Mr. Canada he'd be the prime minister
it should be the rapids.
Him and Drake.
Him and Drake is the Raptors pretty easily.
Man wrote the Nets.
Why, we wrote that?
We gotta let you talk.
The Nets is crazy.
I'll think he's crazy.
2000s, maybe?
That mid-range jumper and that type
a Kobe S game would be even better than maybe.
I think 2000s would be perfect for him.
Because, you know, he's kind of a fish out of water now
being this mid-range-oriented star now.
It still works clearly, but maybe he'd be even better back then.
Or maybe in the 90s, he's literally Jordan.
And he would just be like unstoppable.
He'd going band for band with MJ or trying to.
Damn, he's Clyde.
He can't be in the 90s.
Nah, he can't be Clyde.
Would fashion have progressed to a point that he even feels comfortable?
Maybe he would have progressed fashion in the 2000s.
He would have liked, he would have liked the bagginess of the 2000s.
Yeah, let's put him in the 2000s.
2000s little sense.
We'll just add on to 2000s lore for sure.
Yeah, definitely.
Okay.
You can be DMAC.
Next one.
Nicole Yokic
Best personality star match with him
All right this is the hardest
selection for us right now
Keep in mind Nicole Yokic is a hot head
And
allegedly might have snapped the twins neck before
On the court
We need someone to keep him in line
And calm him down
But also
Let's turn it up
Turn it after I'm on green
Man put Russ
Yeah
Russ would be such a terrible influence
For his ass
He's a gulkid is a grown man
He's not he's fine
he's okay
let's get Russ
personality and play style
I want prime
Russell Wyrh
they had synergy
when Westbrook was
washed
you turned up to
peak version of Russ
I would be insanely fun
that's a fair pick
we can go Russ
for personality
play style wise
I feel like it has to be
Steph Curry
the greatest
off ball movement player
and the greatest
passing hub player
yeah but the defense
will be fried
I think we have to get
some form defender
we'll figure it the fuck out
him and Curry
would be
legitimately unguarded
It's not like Russ is that much better
But a defender than Curry
He's not a needle moving thing there
I guess
Either way we're gonna need a lead defender
To two to four regardless
I think I'd rather have KD before Curry
Alongside Yokin's
Teddy
Dude Curry's running off ball
Around him as a passing hub
What the hell?
How do you possibly deal with that?
The two main game would be
That might be the most unstoppable
Two main combination you could make
Besides like Curry and Shaq
Yeah
And even then we can debate that
All right we can do curry
We gotta do stuff
Roll player.
It's Aaron Gordon.
You already got him?
They're boot together for life.
They have to be.
That is like Aaron Gordon at his peak is awesome
because you also get the
lob threat from Aaron Gordon
where you can pick Draymond Green
but he's just not the vertical athlete.
The vertical athlete that Aaron Gordon
is he don't have the vert like that.
Aaron Gordon allows him to make Yokic better
as a passer and as a defender.
And then you get this version of Aaron Gordon
where he's shooting threes as well.
We can play Aaron Gordon for literally every player.
Yeah.
Team.
A Mavericks.
You're the only iconic white European guy that didn't play for the Mavericks.
Let's fix that.
Oh, he would have eaten.
If you're over 6'7-European MVP level player, you need to play for the Mavericks.
It's written in the social contract.
They would have loved them out there.
Okay, the Mazz.
I can get with that.
It's written in the stars.
Which era is best for him.
I think he would have been a monster in the 90s because the defense wouldn't have been a problem because he wouldn't have to move his feet in space.
He can defend in the post just fine.
He just can't rotate with all this spacing.
Fuck that. Put him in the 70s, man.
Put him in the 60s and he's God and he invented basketball.
The way they're, wait, I don't think he would have been able to play back then.
Would they have led him in the league?
Foreign guy?
You think they would allow Bill Russell in the league before him?
Everybody's politics was kind of saying.
I don't know where people officially drew the line.
Oh, you're talking about like literal rules.
Yeah, international players weren't around.
the 60s. So you are right.
So never mind. Can't be the 60s.
Okay. Fuck.
Put him in the 80s?
Fuck it. Yeah.
Inverted magic.
Okay.
Yeah. Anything before the modern era, his defense wouldn't be
talking about that much because he'd be a perfectly fine
post defender.
He'd be the goat, man.
Like he literally could not play back then.
So crazy.
I was like, oh, you did literally?
Yeah.
Yeah. That's not having to bonus, right?
You couldn't come over for a while?
I think so.
Yeah, I think so too.
I don't know.
Actually, I don't know the exact details there.
All right, who's up next?
I thought he just waited.
I thought he did.
I don't know if there's complications.
Yeah, I thought he just didn't want to.
You're probably right, actually.
I have no idea.
I just had that.
Luca Donchich.
Who is the best star personality-wise?
I really liked him and Kyrie along side of each other.
Kyrie a little bit older, wiser.
You need somebody to calm him down.
Put Jerry Vanderbilt right there.
Shut the fuck out.
Jared Vanderbiltz been walking around next to Luca,
keeping him calling the entire season.
Out of my face.
He's been doing it.
All right, so who's the star version of Jerry Van derby?
I'm not saying, I'm not saying,
I'm not saying as a guy.
Well, who's a star version of that personality type?
Who can, who can talk him down?
See, that's hard because all the stars be getting turned up.
Yeah.
Tim Duncan?
Tim Duncan.
Tim Duncan can look and be like,
maybe.
He's like that blink face.
Like a mime.
Yeah, maybe, maybe Tim.
Didn't he love Bobon?
He did.
He's not a star.
Yeah.
He liked Bobbun.
They're just vibe in the locker room,
play big cards and stuff.
him and Chris Boss
would have a time together actually
they'll be homies
that's the most random sentence I ever heard
they'll be homies Chris Boss is a goofy guy
Loki
yeah
low key
all the funny pieces
he likes to me
yeah him and Chris Boss would be tight as oh
taking selfies together
yeah okay
listen he loved
he loved Dallas and Chris Bosch is from Dallas
all right Chris Bosch for star personality
I don't really know what that means
me neither
But we'll write it down.
We're just talking.
Star, play style.
Obviously a big man, right?
Yeah, I'd prefer a big.
Is it just like Wembe or Shaq?
Is it a big man?
What are you thinking?
Cambu.
For a start, I actually think, and maybe it's because I've seen it,
but like another guard that can go alongside him,
because the two times that we've seen the Mabbs really make deeper runs,
you have Brunson and you had Kyrie.
And I think you can get away with just having a screen.
screen setter lob catcher so like you you can have lucca brunson or lucca enter the other star guard here
and then again no disrespect but you get a clink capella as you're saying i think it's also just because
those those are the only times the maps had the requisite talent and they just happen to be guards
every other time kp was over there being pissed off and stuff imagine that screen setter could
also do this kairi stuff 2020 anthony davis play style wise can how do you guard those two
that would be disgusting you can throw them a high
high elbow touch, let him get his buckets off, and he can be the screen roll threat.
Yeah, oh my God.
AD would love that.
We're trying to go big?
It's easy.
Dummy.
If I say Michael Jordan, then what's next?
I think he said, everybody.
Yep, Luca and Michael Jordan wouldn't be a problem.
I role player.
Who's the perfect role player?
The idea, Derek lively.
I think Derek White would be disgusting.
Put Clint Capella right there.
Klingapela would eat
Okay
Along the year
He had a Trey Young
Yeah
2021 but Luca
Sure
He's eating with Trey
He's even with James Hardney
He's eating with Luca
Give me a prime Clint
Okay
Team who is the best team
You can imagine
That embodies Luca
The Mavericks
To be the Mavericks
I'm not moving off of that too
Lakers
Stop that
Is he not showtime
Is he not Hollywood
Is he not bright lights
Sell Popcorn
I mean he is
He's a Maverg
But also he's a Maverick at heart, man.
You say, he's going to throw the Maverg's fan of Bone.
Tell him they're right.
They are right.
Yeah.
Let them have something.
They should never been robbed.
Now, we can let the Maverg's fans have something since I get to have Luca.
They can have the theory of being the perfect match team-wise.
You get to have Luca.
I'm willing to make that sacrifice for them.
Mass fan, Stonehead.
Era.
Is he seen his best era now?
Probably.
Probably.
I know, no, it is.
20-tens.
Whenever teams are running drop coverage against James Hardin in the playoff,
but James Harden just forgot to make shots.
Luca wouldn't have forgot.
Defense is a complex now
and do a lot of aggressive schemes
against ball handlers.
In 2018, if you were a heliocentric
ball handler, you could run around like pock.
He would have been crazy
in the late 2010s.
Like 20, 2017.
Even in the early 2010s too.
Yeah, 2010s there for Luca.
Man, if James Hardin had his clutch abilities
and his playoff translation, come on.
It's him and LeBron.
It's him and LeBron.
And he gets Curry too, of course.
Imagine he walks in a Mike Booneholtzor defense
and drop coverage every play.
He's better than Katie.
20 times?
I don't know about that.
Come on.
I'm just kidding.
Next one.
Janus, who's the best star personality-wise?
Is it Bam out of bio?
Let's put his brothers the entire way.
What do you need from a star personality to play with Janus?
How do you maximize Janus with another player?
You really got to put the Nassus on this.
The entire thing.
Alex.
Like,
I don't know if there's ever been anybody personality-wise who can maximize the honest in that way.
Exactly.
Like, if I,
if I asked you right now,
what's Chris Middleton's personality?
I don't think he has one.
He's just looking at you and looking away.
He's looking at you for me?
So,
like Chris Milton,
Drew Holiday,
what's his personality like?
What's Drew Holliday?
Yeah,
we don't know.
I, fuck it.
We're putting the Nasus for star personality.
Yeah.
Why not?
Who's the best star, playstyle-wise, for yonness?
Play-style-wise.
If the NASA was a star.
All right.
Wait.
Let's do that.
Let's make the NASA.
Let's make him a star.
Let's make him a star.
Actually, if Janus, if the Nasus was a star, he'd just be honest.
Is he, he's not as tall, though.
No, he's not.
Okay, Julius Irving.
A high flyer.
You do need somebody who can shoot a little bit.
Yeah, so realistically.
It's like Katie.
I think you probably just pick.
Katie could work or like the best stretch big of all time.
Like we could just pick cat, give you five out spacing.
But maybe who means Wemby?
It's always Wemby.
It would be tough.
Someone that can play defense and stretch the court, it's Wemby.
Um, we can go there, but that just seems too easy.
It is too easy.
I'll allow it for Yonis because Wembe and Yonis are a match made in heaven.
And we could have had it too.
They really wanted it.
They didn't want it bad enough.
All right.
So we'll go Wembe there.
Best role player for Janus.
Now we put the NASS.
The NASS again.
Or Costas.
Someone, one of them.
So I think if we have Wembe as the other star, him and Wembe, somebody has to be able to handle the ball.
Somebody has to be able to shoot.
Payne Pritchin.
He always the first one.
Bucket.
Or do you want him over the playmaker?
Ooh.
Like a Ricky Rubio.
Ricky Rubio.
Rajan Rondo.
Who's that?
Who's that small guard from the.
Denver Noges.
Compazo?
Campazo will be tough as fuck with Yonnas.
Campos sucks.
Dude, he would love,
Janus would love his ass.
Have you seen,
there's an edit going around
of Campazo.
Being trash?
No,
I think it was like his highlights.
Oh,
I saw a Lola edit,
do?
See both.
And he was like,
man, he was a problem.
Faku Campos would do numbers of Yonis,
right?
He's one of the worst players
ever seen.
Who's good Faku Kampaso?
Pablo Prizioni.
All right, man.
Jose Alvarado.
You would die for Janus.
So we need a spacing, defending passer.
But probably small because they got to be a role player to do all that and still be a role player.
Kyle Ler is too good.
Kyle Ler is too good.
Hit me, Carl Lerner would go dumb.
Yeah, that would have been good.
The idea of Ridge.
You know what?
Let's go Peyton Pitchard.
Because Yianz doesn't want to run, pick and roll and catch a lot, really.
He wants to do my thing and let you do your thing sometimes.
Payne Pritchie can do his thing sometimes
But I think we need a feisty small defender
That's Payne Pritchard
He'd be fighting
He'd be fighting
He's very good hand
He's actually quite a good defender
He's just tight-in' He tries, yes
Like he's actually skilled
Of a defender
He's just little
All right we can go Peyton Pritcher
Team who did Yannis
What team best embodies Yonis?
So how do we describe?
Honestly the Miami Heat
I think he fits there
I think somebody who
Came from
Came from nothing
Worked his way up
Had the complete career art
Got better because he grinded harder
Than everybody
That is that is he culture
His career is an expansion franchise
Yes makes sense
Okay, he is in Miami Heat's
Okay
And you know, part of the Miami Heatos
Going out there and signing a superstar
They go in trade for him
It makes total sense
Best era for Janus
Now
2020's right
Put him any error
It doesn't really matter
But now he benefits the most
Yeah the era with the best spacing
Is the best era for Janus
So 2020s
Yep
Yeah
He's exactly where he's right
where he needs to be.
I hate when that's the answer.
I like who we can put somebody different here.
Next one.
Steph Curry.
Oh yeah, he's better in the 80s.
Best star personality-wise.
Is it just Dremont?
Yeah, for sure.
Or is it,
personalities aren't why they mesh.
They mesh because of play style
and they make sense personality-wise?
No, I think personality-wise they mesh too.
So you think it's the perfect fit?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think their combination is as perfect as
his thing.
Curry's the perfect personality for Dremon
because he'll tolerate the downsides.
is Shreira one of the best personality for Curry
Yeah, because he needs someone who won't talk
Talk back like for real
Oh, he needs an enforcer
Yeah
He needs someone that'll talk for him
Yeah at times
Someone that'll put the hands on Gobert for him
Yes, exactly
Fair
I do not see Steph Curry putting the hands on Gobert
He's not a fighter
So Drummond gets personality and play style
Yes
You're exactly where you need to be already
Steph, you got the guy
Role player
Iggy
Facts
Somebody who
After they retire
will die for you.
Somebody who in every interview
will let everybody know
that man is the greatest
I have ever been around.
I will do whatever it takes
to push forward your legacy.
Who would have thought?
Curry already got his perfect
Matt situation in real life.
Literally.
Team.
Warriors.
We're going to go with the Warriors.
Era 2010.
Curry got the exact scenario
he could have hoped for in this life.
It's literally isn't a better...
How often you look at somebody
and say everything went right for you?
twice.
What's that say about him?
Who's the second time?
Dremongry.
Okay.
Him and New York would be insane too.
Oh, that'd be cool.
Anybody good at New York.
That's play style.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Shout out to Steph Curry.
Having a easy NBA life.
Next one.
Dad's NBA player.
Yeah, man.
She's easy.
She'll be given.
Born on third base.
He was born at home.
He was born at home for sure.
Speaking of.
Jalen Brunson.
Who is the best star personality for him?
How do you define general person personality?
Rad, like mad, stale, and normal.
Yeah, he's, he's calm.
He's quiet, pretty stoic,
not really gonna go out and say a lot.
I think we need someone that's fiery.
He gets the best set of him.
Because he gets fired at times late games.
He starts, I think we need someone that gets that out of him.
He starts what?
What did you just do?
You mean to do that fuck-ass celebration?
I don't like it at all.
Stop Peyton.
It's bad.
That's actually fantastic.
Hey, it looks cool on him.
It's because he's yelling at Brunsson.
If Josh Hart did that, I'd be like, put your hand down.
That's why it's cool.
It's very singular.
He's fucking punching his nose.
Okay.
So who does he mean?
Kevin Burn it.
We can go KG or we can just double down.
They would love each other.
KG and Brustin would have a time.
That's tough.
KG would be bullying people and Brinson would be giggling in the background.
They get along just fine.
Just do better, man.
Bruns is the type to not really bully someone,
but love to laugh at a bully.
You have a great time agreeing.
All right, let's put KG at personality.
Okay.
Play style.
Defender, obviously.
Having an elite reprotter would be nice.
Does he just need to play with Kevin Gardner?
Kevin, Kevin G.
And if you just tell, like,
if you could do the thing where you tell KG,
hey, take one step back.
And now KG's taking threes.
And you know what?
And Jayne and Brunsk could use a passing big man too.
It's Kevin Garnett's.
they would be amazing together
in another life man
best role player
I mean you can just go Josh Hart
he's already got the best role player for him
that's why he's on the team
yeah
Josh Hart
OG kind of elevated
I don't even know the
role he's in like the Derek White role word
like you're better than a role player
but you're not like a star star
well let's try to pick some other than Josh Hart
maybe it's not try to pick the person they already have
what's a good role player
for
best row
Caruso
Brunton
You need somebody
Who can guard his man as well
Yes guard the number one point guard
So Brunson can sit in the corner
Marcus Smart
Oh
Personality wise
He would match really well
Brunson too
We got smart and garnet
Should just be a fucking Celtic
Cake
Team
Celtics
All right
Let's not do that
Let's not
Let's not do that
You also
matches with the Miami Heat as well
he's in New York Nick
he's a got out the mud type of guy
works for this that does scream
Miami heat he is
he is pretty heat culture
but also I mean I could envision a different world
where he's like someone like a spur
second round pick you know
does put it in the right way
yeah very like
forward
forward facing dude
he's also like overshadowed
wasn't supposed to be here and found success
little clippersie
is the clippers not success
if he was cursed yeah
like he's the little brother type of thing
but like if the clippers are
found success. I don't know if any other franchise matches that.
I guess the Warriors kind of were that.
I could see like some Philly in his game too because he's like a
standalone ball handler.
Oh, three. He embodies Philly for sure. He is a northeast
guy. Work hard. Nothing's given to you. Salt to the Earth people.
I think he's a 76 year at heart.
I could see Philly. At heart? Yeah. He's
Alan Iverson.
Dollar Tish.
Heard him away. Yep, yep. 76 is the perfect
match team-wise.
organization ethos
era
I would say
2000s
yeah
Friday in 2000s
yeah
yeah a ball
a ball dominant guard
greater footwork
cooks in isolation
can lead a team
and we gave him
garnet
he's just Alan Iverson
yeah
moral story
Jalen Brunson's
Alan Iverson
and Alan Ivers
should have played
with Gardnettes
perfect
next one
that's nasty
the last one
two more
after this. Anthony Edwards
star personality.
Cat. I'm sick, man. They did love
each other. Yeah. It's either cat or like Tim
Duncan. You need somebody to chill. Yeah, we need
someone to calm down. And like when they go
out to different cities when you're in L.A., someone
that's not are convincing to say at home.
Cat would hype his ass up doing that shit.
Cats and take him on a double date.
Yeah. Cat, buddy. Do that for me, five?
Cat dates a celebrity. He has access to all
these elite parties. He's going to take aunt with them.
It's not going to go well. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to
Tim Duckin here. Okay, Tim Duncan. Tim Duncan will keep him calm.
So either Tim Duncan or someone who just got here and doesn't understand anything.
He would or love Boba. Rookie Dirk.
Rookie Dirk, Boban.
Yokic. Honestly, Yokch might be, uh, never mind. He's kind of a hot head.
I think Yokish can't put up with Anthony Edwards like immaturity.
Yeah, I think he would annoy Yokch.
I think it would, it would love Yokch.
And would think Yonkich is like cute because he doesn't know anything.
Yeah. He's so like, he's so innocent and so.
like white.
He'd be like,
oh, look at that.
He'd like tell you if you put a du rag on
and shit like that.
Star playstyle,
who's the best fit for Ant?
What do you want from an
teammate the most?
So in this moment,
I want a point guard for him.
Point guard.
Lead Paul,
that can set him up
and take pressure off him.
Thinking about Cade?
I think it's Steve Nash.
Chris Paul.
Chris Paul.
Okay, okay, okay.
Think of LeBron James.
I go Chris Paul
Play style wise
Okay
Can you imagine
Who a prime Mike calmly
Shut the fuck
Listen
He would
He would die from Mike right now
He's so performative
Serrits
I'm being real honest
He brought up a name
I'm being real honest
What do you mean?
He brought up a name
Yeah like I named a terrible player
He'll have a prime mic call
He would be disgusting
When you mentioned Chris Paul
You're like
I'm a mic
Mike
I mean, I see it right now.
I can't do that.
You're right.
I can definitely see that.
This is the Chris Bosch pickoff.
It's just when we thought about the perfect star.
Like Mike Kong.
That's mad realistic.
Yeah.
Let's think us like the box.
No, you're thinking in the box.
You found the box and you took the most easy place to sit in the box.
He's a teammate in the old Mike Kelly.
Yeah.
I get the new one.
I get to you the same.
I go what Jose did.
It's just funny.
where we're like Steve Nash, Chris Paul, LeBron.
Come on Mike.
Him and Kyle Arroy too.
Disgusting.
Oh, here we go.
Him and Kyle Arryn.
This is how we get into.
This is how we get him and Jamir Nelson.
Oh, yeah.
He'll die for a small ass.
Hmm.
All right.
Here's the best role player for Anthony Edwards.
I almost said Patrick Beverly.
Oh, hold on.
Would that be cool?
No, no, no, no.
It'd be terrible?
Were they actually teammates at one point before?
I think well, I think Pat might have left right before Aunt got there.
Maybe the overlap for a year.
I can't remember.
Would.
JJ Reddick as a teammate would be like elite form.
I want you guys to try to go with me here.
And no, this isn't really good, but meet me there.
Dennis Rodman.
So I was thinking Ron Artes.
What?
Why?
Like older Ron Artis?
It is a, bro.
It would be terrible for him because he's an instigator.
Exactly.
So him and Dennis Robin would be up to no good.
Nobody would be better for this.
Like Dennis is.
That's why it works.
No.
They fucked the club up together.
No, Dennis would be fucking up the club in Korea.
We don't need Anthony Edwards worldwide.
Hell not.
Andy Edwards would probably love to go to Korea.
It's too late.
No.
We got Robin on the board.
I'm sorry.
Here you're ready.
Keep his ass away.
It's too late.
Oh, we're killing his career.
Team.
Atlanta.
Hometown kid.
Could he be the Hawks legend?
Would that make sense?
Does I feel right?
Robben and Andy Edwards in Atlanta.
Oh my God.
Ed does feel, though, like he should go to a city that embraces him like that.
Shut the city down.
Yeah, I think we're going to pick a city that would like fit Anthony Edwards.
He's unapologetically himself.
So that means he's unapologetically Atlanta.
Okay.
You know, like he just, he refuses to PR trained.
I like that vibe.
He won't be PR trained at all.
They try every year.
He doesn't accept the call.
You know, the Hawks trying to partner with Magic City this year for no reason.
Okay.
Atlanta says we will be Atlanta.
So it's era.
I think two, 2000 or 2010?
Say 2010, I think.
Why not 2020s?
What stops him from being made for this era?
I think it would be not necessarily better in 2020s or 2010s, but I think there's just a lot more guards who are out of the way.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what I think might be make it 2020s?
Developed that three point shot.
And it's fucking crazy.
He wouldn't have done that if he played in the 2000s.
Nobody would have told him to go try to show all these pull up threes.
I know, but then he would just dunk on everybody for 82 games straight.
You'd just be the post.
Yeah.
In post fades?
Would you rather see postfade aunt or three point shot ads?
We personally post fates.
All right, 2000s it is.
Just because you want to see aunt do post fades.
They know fair reasoning.
Postpades are lit.
Fair reasoning.
All right.
Last one.
Jason Tatum
Who is the best star personality-wise for Zero?
Deuce.
Nice.
Come on.
Do you want somebody like him or somebody that's the opposite
and that is Alpha and Will scream and do all this crazy stuff?
Him and Russ will be so fucking good together.
Can you imagine Prime Russ and Tatum?
We need a screamer with Jason Tatum.
Yeah.
Who's going to scream for Tatum?
Bobby Russell Westbrook.
Yeah.
I need I need somebody that's outgoing.
I need somebody who is secure in themselves.
Okay.
Secure Screamer.
Yeah.
Who is that?
Is Russ?
Is Russ?
Oh, hell.
Yeah.
No one's ever been more confident.
He's too secure with himself.
Facts.
Yeah.
Well, I'm saying, like, because I don't want, I don't want this, like, weird cold war going back and forth.
No, you won't get that.
And so, like, the Russ KD stuff.
That wasn't even even really there.
That wasn't there.
That was Katie.
Yeah.
Katie.
Yeah.
Katie is on it.
Russ personality-wise.
Okay.
Playstyle.
Low key, the downhill point guard that can create a paint touch also could be Russ.
What about La Mello Ball?
What about them?
Listen, I do some crazy shit.
I defended you on Mike Connolly.
Tatum just calm shit down.
Now you are just speaking.
No.
It would not be fun.
Sure.
It would be.
It would be entertaining.
It actually would be.
He'll be so happy to play a little metal versus someone like Derek Wright who don't know nothing.
Just to jack up shocks.
That's it.
He don't penetrate the defense.
He don't look to fucking vicious all his plays at all.
He just.
That's it.
Derek White don't know nothing.
He just shooting box shots.
Derek White.
He don't know.
Make a play.
He got 29% three point percentage for you.
That's it.
So do we need a playmaker alongside him?
Question.
Yeah.
Off of precedent, would it not be SGA?
or would that be too late?
Not nice, yeah.
We could.
Good, good, I guess.
Also, he loved Al Horford.
Just saying.
True.
Big Alhorford guy.
Big Al Goreford guy.
Big Al Goreford.
We won't rest for personality.
Now, play style-wise,
do we feel like there's some
Al-Horford remnants
that we want from a play style?
I think he goes role player.
Howard does.
Okay, well, we'll start play style first.
Do we want to go guard or be?
The thing with Tatum is,
we can go anywhere we want.
He fits with any player ever.
Good Lord, that's glaze.
It's true, though.
Playstyle.
It's 82 and no, and they say,
can put LeBron anywhere.
Yeah.
That basically is Tatum, though.
Like, name a player he doesn't fit with.
Yeah.
You're here for a while.
Him and Lillard will be disgusting, too.
Late man, Steve Kurt.
Ooh, Lillard's a good pick.
I like that.
That's fun.
Little would be disgusting.
Tatum can play with anybody.
He can.
It's true.
The way you said it was wild, though.
I think Dame is a good pick
Yeah, let's go Dame, I like that
It's really honest
You know what?
Yannis
Yesterday, yesterday
Yonis
You were one Hugo Gonzalez
away from getting the perfect
Playstile fit for Jason Thadam
Yeah
You gotta be a Hugo hater for life now
I know
Or a Hugo fan
Because he better turn into Derek White
Oh my God
Nah
Is that even good enough
No, no
Derek White in that bitch
You
fucking both of them
Another guy didn't know nothing
Just be really
reaching all day.
Role player, I think
him and Rondo would have had a great
well, I almost said Cemetery.
He said synergy. He and Rondo would have had a great
synergy together. Your Wondo would make him
average 35. Just while willing
him, willing it to be. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, let's go
Rondo. Rondo will convince him. Is he
too good to be a role player?
Nah. I don't
think he's too good. We can say
it's old Rondo. You can say back-hap, yeah, back-off career
Rondo. Laker Rondo.
All right.
his peak coach on the court.
All right.
Old Rondo.
Old Rondo.
Team.
I don't think he has to be a Celtic
in this conversation.
He could be a pacer.
You know?
Why not?
Hey, that's a good point.
He's vanilla as fuck.
Yeah.
In a good way,
like I said,
you play with anybody.
He is vanilla.
Who's the most vanilla team
that he can embody?
Fuck, the Celtics are vanilla.
They're all white.
Yeah.
Fuck, Celtics.
Put him on there.
Yes.
God damn it.
Let's go.
I just talked myself into a trap.
Come on.
He's got to the Celtics.
It has to be.
era
well if he can play with anybody
that means he can play in any era
come on that's so
way now that is nasty
I once again ask
it might be glazed but am I wrong
that's nasty man
to like extend the glaze like that
it's unwarranted to
we go 80s
what can't be sure but any air
it's really 2020's honestly
he's where he needs to be
but a number you want
yeah let's put him
Put him in the 60s with Bill.
Why?
Oh, because we said he needs to be.
I'll be damned if you write any.
That's so funny.
I didn't even catch that.
I have a bit.
Nasty.
We did say he needs to be in the most vanilla team, most vanilla era in the 1960s.
He got to.
He thought he'd get away with it.
Just leave it there.
Just leave it there.
That's not.
That's what to do.
Hell yeah.
You got the keyboard on him.
You got the.
keyboard not him
