The Deep 3 Podcast - We Predicted EVERY NBA Award Winner! | Ep. 20
Episode Date: January 18, 2023Today we break down the NBA Awards race at the midway point of the season! #nba #nbaawards #podcast #basketball Sign up for Underdog Fantasy today with promo code "TD3" to double your first deposit! ...⬇️ https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-the-deep3 Follow us on TikTok!: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeepthree Follow us on Instagtam!: https://www.instagram.com/thedeep3podcast/ Isaac's twitter: https://twitter.com/byisaacg Muhamed's twitter: https://twitter.com/Mojo99_ Donnavan's twitter: https://twitter.com/Dsmoot3D Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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As of last week, we were officially halfway through the NBA season, which is ridiculous to think about.
It's flying by.
I think today we should do our mid-season awards.
What do y'all think?
Let's get into it.
Let's do it.
Let's add a twist to it as well, TD3 style.
Yeah, we're going to add a few awards that don't exist, like, most disappointing player in the league.
There's too much positivity award.
We've got to get a little negative.
Yeah, have to.
Let's start with, there's some of them that aren't interesting at all this year, mostly rookie of the year and six men of the year.
You don't want to get those other way and just get it out there?
Yeah, let's do that.
Who's the rookie of the year?
Benedict Macquarie.
I'm just fucking around.
Calabankara.
Who's that guy?
It's probably Benedict.
Yeah, it's definitely Benedict.
And Ivy's probably third.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, like, for each award, we're going to go through our top three.
But for that one, I think we should just throw that out there.
Like, Palo Bancaro is obviously going to be Ricky the year.
It was probably decided opening week when he was dropping 30 several times in the first few games of his career.
Yeah.
Not much to say there.
We all think he's going to be great, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, most definitely.
Orlando got one.
One thing, though, I think Keegan Murray is third over Ivy for now,
simply because I think the numbers look better,
and also, like, he's playing not great defense,
but a defense has improved over the year,
and he's a big part of that offense.
Yeah, no, a really good team.
I get it.
If you value being a path on a good team, that does matter.
Low-key, it might be Jalen Williams for the Thunder.
Oh, my good.
The forward one, not the big one, because they have two.
J-dub.
They call that boy J-dub.
He's nice.
He's versatile.
It kind of reminds me a little bit like Josh Hart in that mold.
Isn't a great shooter yet, but you kind of see maybe eventually he will be a solid shooter.
Yeah.
He's going to be a good player for a long time.
I don't know why, but it looks like he watches anime.
Take that for what you will, but he just looks like one of those type of dudes.
It's because of his hair.
Is that what a dude?
Yeah.
No shots of people who watch anime either.
Anime's cool.
My brother watched anime.
I watch anime before.
It was cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's him.
Yeah, Jay Deb's dope.
Great call.
Yeah.
Is there any other rookies.
Shout out while we're here.
Wow to AJ Griffin
Walker Kessler
Yeah
Best shooter
We're in sync
Look at that
He's been great lately
Walker Kessor as well
For sure
He's fucking phenomenal
Had a 2020
Had a 2020 game on MLK day
That sounds fake
Also have you all
Have y'all seen
Exactly
Have you all seen the theory
Of like every MOK day
There's a white guy
Who goes off
And just like completely
It's hilarious
Bro Walker Kessler
Had a 2020 game
TJ McConnell had like
The game of his life
On MLK day
Oh
What do you got 10 steals
Was that last year?
it was something like that but i remember that well no well no this year this year uh t j mccano
he was like perfect from the field he was nine for nine in the first half oh wasn't i don't
think i caught that yeah he went crazy he didn't miss a shot in the first half there's so many games
all day it should falls through the cracks in mokaday for me yeah yeah exactly bro sounds like
the government interfere with that bro shoot him up some drugs or something like that NBA's up to some
oh my god they over here drug testing john morant fucking six times a game or six times so far this
season crazy.
Yeah, that's funny.
But, yeah, Walker Castle's been great.
And it's so funny, given the irony of them trading Rudy Gobert and then Walker
Kessler is looking great, or Rudy Go Bear is struggling in Minnesota.
It's just, it's a good time to be a jazz fan, surprisingly.
Yeah, it's all down bad for the Timber Rules, bro.
Let's get the other obvious one out of the way real quick in the first few minutes.
Sixth Man of the Year, for this year, they might as well rename that bitch the Russell
Westbrook Award because the voters are giving to him no matter what.
Shout out to Russ, though.
He's, listen, for all the, listen, he's going to walk away with some hardware, and, like, after last season, we, nobody thought anything good about Russell Westbrook.
So he can get an award, kind of revive his career, you know, like, this is the best that you can ask for from Russell.
If you watch a game versus 76ers yesterday or maybe he's day before at this point, you still don't think anything good about Russell Westbrook because he lost in the game in the last play of the game.
He got foul, though.
He got foul.
Yeah, I think he got foul.
I don't think that was a bad play.
It was just a terrible call.
If it was anybody else, like if LeBron did.
that and fucking he would have probably gone those two free throws but if i'm being robo he got hacked
yeah he did get foul for sure so yeah say that but also isoing joel and bade with the game
on the line who do you think you are he got the one on james look at russ's track record he should
have known that he was going to take that shit as soon as he saw joel that i did know it i did know
as soon he got the rebound i was like i'll fuck we're going to lose but that's that was a personal
matchup that was a personal matcher yeah well darvin ham should have called time out needless to
say he's going to win six man the year who are some other candidates for y'all everyone was saying
jordan pool before the year but he's been starting too many games so at this point he can't win it
yeah we i think all of us thought that malcolm bragdon was gonna was gonna make kind of like the
jump the jumping he was going to get the award uh he's been hurt too though yeah i think like
there's not really anybody out there that's has the that that has like a good combination of
actually coming off the bench and actually been healthy better than matherin has that but he's a
rookie and like you know he he's a rookie knows don't take him too seriously for that award and eventually
I think he should listen I'm down playing the award because Russ is going to win it yeah but it wouldn't
be crazy to suggest Benedict Mathrick should win it yeah he's gonna be second in Ricky the year
and six man it's kind of crazy yeah his his efficiency has dipped down throughout the last like
naturally season so far during the first 13 and eight games of the season shot like 45% from
or 46% from the field and 45% from three he was guns blazing
and he set himself out to fucking fail
and have the most amiable start to his NBA career
by saying who was LeBron James
or LeBron's going to have to prove to me
that he's better than me
some crazy shit like that
and he came out swinging impressive
he's hard as hell
hard as hell
Foss
Whoa
Anyways so yeah
we know who's gonna win six man of the year
that's another easy one
Another good shout out we should say
is Malik Monk who I think has been
Hasn't his stats are pretty much the same
as the war with the Lakers last year
He has a similar six man type role
Yeah
But they're so good
And I think he just played a large role
In keeping their offensive float
When those bench units
Because they usually do a good job
Of keeping one of Fox or Sabonis
On the court at all times
But having him as a spark plug
To come and play alongside those guys
In the second unit
Has been so valuable for them
Yeah
I would have them
For me it's either Malik
Or Bobby Portis
At that three spot
Yeah another good pick
Yeah so that's
The only reason
The only reason to have him
Put Bobby Portis in there
Is his three point shooting
Is kind of falling off a cliff this year
And that's been like
a big thing that's been holding the bucks back recently is they're shooting his ass and he's kind of
played a part of that yeah yeah he's been great you still bobby yeah shout out shout out bobby yeah i'm
the president listen i'm the president of bobby for this fan club if you want to join as you even yeah
listen bobby that's my guy that's my guy for real so shout out shout out bobby okay well let's move
on to the wars that actually have some interesting conversation to him now that we got those two out
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all right which award y'all want to do first i'm thinking most improved player low key
Most improved player
Yeah
That's an impressive
That's an interesting
Yeah let's do that
Let's do that
Because I want to see
What you guys are
On this one
Yeah
Let's go through
Third, second,
first in order
And give our top threes
Let's give a little
anticipation in here
Okay cool
Who's third place
For most improved player
Donovan
My third place
I would put Tyree's Hallibur
In that three
Wow
Three
I also have Tyre's Hallibor
In a three
I do too
Fuck
Okay
Okay
So why isn't he higher?
Because you could argue that he's going to be an all-star this year, probably.
They're in the playoffs team.
He's not going to be an all-star because I think he's been hurt for a minute now.
And the patience haven't been excited.
I don't know if he's going to be back by an all-star break.
I could be wrong.
But I think that's going to hurt his case a little bit.
Okay.
Well, he's an all-star caliber.
And if he was healthy, he'd be an all-star.
So would that be in the case going from non-all-star to all-star, you'd think he'd be a little higher?
So why is he third for y'all?
What's holding him back?
The other two guys are just, the other two.
guys have just have they've had insane jumps in play yeah and so it's another like any of the year
tyrese would probably get it but from the first from the next two guys that we're about to talk
about those are the ones that we really have to dive into facts i think it's also for me it's because
end of last year when he got traded to the pacers we kind of saw the writing on the wall
like we saw this level of play i think the last 15 games of the year whatever was he was averaging
20 and 10 so like i think everyone kind of knew that he was going to be that guy we're just
coming to fruition over a bigger sample size now
yeah for sure yeah but shout out him i think he's probably like the 20th best player in the NBA now
which is incredibly impressive from what was he the 13th pick or something like that yeah exactly
something like that yeah yeah people having him people doing redrafts and taking him number
number one overall in that 20th one yeah yeah that conversation is so impressive and nobody can
refute that like even the thought of him going potentially number one at all whatsoever yeah i think
i would do the same thing i don't think i would do it but like that conversation is very valid
I think he so he's number three still the reason he's still on this list even though
we knew he'd be this type of caliber player is because I don't think most people realize that
he's most people don't realize now that he's legitimately an elite efficiency score 60% true
shooting which is incredibly hard to do while especially with that fucked up ass shot man
yeah you keep so you always like this is fucked up shot it's ugly but like who cares it goes in
a lot it is ugly it's it's very nice no I get it but like it's elite it's all right and also
on top of that he's not only is he an elite efficiency 20 point per game score he's what
this year he's been like the third fourth maybe fifth best passer in the NBA like he's
legitimately top tier passer yeah definitely who do you have above him as a passer this year he'll
bitch is the best passer alive yeah yeah yeah lucca number two I guess and after that it's all up
for Bryce or Braun I don't it depends on what you value brown's been a scoring bad because he
has Russ but Tyrese might be third that's crazy that's it is that's good that's that's
That's crazy that he's really made that jump.
Yeah.
Yeah, Hardin's been passing his ass off because he can't spoil like that no more.
But Tyrese is in these convos.
All right, cool.
Yeah, so Tyrese is three for all of us.
Okay.
So who do you all have it to?
First, before we get into that, is the top two, Shea, Gildes Alexander, and Larry Markening in some order?
Yes.
In my opinion, yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Mo, who is second for you?
Uh, so I have a weird feeling.
Let me not do it that way.
Let me not do that.
Okay.
Let me not do that.
reveal is the second place.
Who is the most improved player in the NBA?
Larry Markin.
Ooh, you have Lowry first?
Yeah.
I hate, when you go back in history, like I said this earlier before in this podcast, I think,
and I just hate that we're giving most improved player of the year awards to players
who are damn near about to be an MVP.
Players, we expect them to be like, all right, he's...
You expect his shade to be an MVP caliber player last year?
I didn't expect them to be MVP Calder, but like, yo, top 10, top 10 vibes, he gave
me that without a doubt.
Top 10.
Yeah, top 10.
Nobody expected that.
Come on.
You did not.
No, I didn't expect it to happen this season, but sometimes throughout his career, I
expected that.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
Obviously, I have Shea number one, and I don't even think it's that close for me.
Because I didn't think Shay was going to be like this.
I thought she would be a really good player.
I think we all thought Shay was going to be eventually all-star level.
Yeah.
But he's like a top 15 player right now.
Like, he's in the conversation for one of the best young players in the NBA.
I didn't expect that coming into this year.
it was possible but I wouldn't have fucking predicted it yeah okay what about you moe I mean
what about you Donovan you have Jay one no I don't I have Lowry one I'm giving I'm giving him
most improved the the jump that we've seen from from Lowry and from Shea like efficiency wise
like both their effective field goal percentage like all that all that's been going out their three
point percentage have has also improved from Lowry even the best year that he had in
Chicago. He's like seven points above what he was doing at his best. And for Shea, it's kind of the same
thing as with Tyrese in that we always saw the shades or like the pieces that Shea had in his bag
to become a really, really good volume score and be like a great, you know, foundational piece
for an offense. We didn't, we didn't know that Lowry had this in his bag. And last year he's
playing probably like out of position at the three right in cleveland and and doing all this
stuff and stuff and now to come into utah where nobody thought that anything that anything good
was going to happen and the average 25 a night and do it and do it somewhat efficiently do it somewhat
efficient damn near 50 40 90 are you kidding me yeah so so low low low yeah and the thing about
that's what i'm going sGA is like ever since he played with chris paul every everyone saw that
this dude got some shit in his bag and ever since then it's like success has been haunting him
and we've been waiting for the entirety of the NBA to start putting eyes on him and actually
realize that and this is the first well I would say kind of last season as well I would say people
have been giving him his flowers and acknowledging him for the talent that he is yeah and I get that
you don't have that conversation like no one knew that success was haunting he had like two
three years in Chicago that people were like okay maybe he has this to give him a chance and
You know what I'm saying?
But after what Jim Boyle stepped to step on the scene, it was rap's frame.
It was wraps.
No one even given him a chance.
I see what you mean.
So y'all's perspective is that it's a bigger improving gap from being.
Honestly, loki as scrub, draft flop, people would say, to being an all-star level player.
Yes.
And improving all your week.
I get that.
I'm going with Shay because while I agree, we all thought he'd be really good, we knew he'd be an all-star.
It wasn't a consensus that he'd be one of the best players in the NBA.
Like that wasn't something everyone's like.
like, oh yeah, this is the year, Shea becomes an MVP caliber, all NBA, first or second
team caliber player.
Like, that was, in some caliber, an unexpected jump.
I can agree with that.
That's fair.
You know, people have this debate all the time on, like, what's the hardest jump to make?
So, like, you know, some people will be like, Lucas should be most improved player because
he went from the 10th best player to arguably the best.
That's a harder jump to make.
I don't, I think at that high level, I don't necessarily describe to that, prescribed to
that.
But from here, I think it is a bigger jump when you're talking about a guy who was a really
good promising player to immediately skipping all-star level and becoming straight all-NBA level.
Yeah.
That's really hard to do in one year.
That's cool.
That's cool.
I still think that it falls.
Jop Jophe messed up the entire spirit of the award.
He messed up the spirit of the award because everybody knows like John Morant was, you know, rookie.
Number two overall pick.
What are you doing?
Yeah.
That's different.
That's different.
Shea wasn't that.
It's a different for him.
No, but we still knew that Shay was.
was nice and I know that it wasn't as consensus as like like the support behind shea wasn't
as it was behind jah but we know like she shouldn't be in this conversation right like the
conversations the conversations that that normally surround this award are for younger players
people who make like big big jumps and score and again she's done all of that but he just
he doesn't look like he's graduated from this conversation already yeah did you
think going to this year that Shea go to us Alexander would be second team all
NBA absolutely not a hundred you think he'd be close a hundred percent get the fuck
out of him he's lying we made a TikTok where somebody gave us a hot take that he'd be an
all-star and I think we all said maybe but probably not yeah now he's going to be an all-star
starter probably yeah he's going to be all NBA in some capacity that's a huge jump like
I see what you mean though I can't be mad at it because I have Larry seconds like it's
not a big not a big gap there yeah and if we're talking about Larry's case I
I think the biggest thing is that there was a lot of reasons why he was a scrub, right?
He couldn't use his size.
He wasn't consistent as a shooter.
There was just nothing that, you know, was above average about him.
Yeah.
And this year, like, all that's flipped.
You said he averages 25 efficiently.
You can't do that by accident.
You know what I mean?
Like, he knows how to abuse people with his size now.
He's a 41% three-point shooter.
It's finally coming around and being more than a potential shooter.
Yeah.
And I think the most impressive thing about him is he does this without the ball in his hands, like, at all.
Facts.
Like, he's almost entirely off-ball player.
lethal cutter like he's just so incredibly easy to play with and speaking gospel right now i think
our point make our point yeah yeah i get it i'm saying like contrarian wise i get why you say that
i don't know just do you think he's going to win it over shay if you had to predict what voters
are going to go yes i would i think that he will win it over say i think the voter will see
for what he really is which is an all-emba player that sounded so negative no i know she's getting
exposed this year I don't know why I feel like it's disrespectful to put
Shay in this category like oh most approved player like he's been him he's like he
improved yeah yeah we might see it's a bit like we might see some over
correction we might see some overcorrection the like outrage that happened
around John winning the award and now we're gonna come back and probably do it to like
what the traditional spirit of the award was okay exactly there's a two
your second to ja what would you say who finished second to jae do you remember let me look that
up that might have been the problem is that there was no great second person so like they gave it to
the guy who became a star and for she there is a great second person who fits the building more so
i can see that yeah that's a great question yeah i can't remember who finished second after
don't know why i don't have jalen brunson on your list why would i i don't know i mean jaylon
munch has been great but like all right y'all y'all take y'all
take a guess to see who finished second i can't even remember i don't know okay it's in the east or west
and i'll guess all right well never never mind because he changed teams he changed teams so you're never
gonna get it dejante murray finished second uh oh okay that makes sense yeah de jante was second
darry's garland was third yeah that wasn't a good that's almost like the exact same conversation
almost well no really jonte was never bust like larry i wouldn't say yeah that wasn't a good
because zonte has always been good he tore his ACL and then he was slowly working his way and he
wasn't like a foregone conclusion and after darius garland he had a terrible working season and after
that he was finding his way so in my mind i disagree with you on that i don't i think it's too
completely it's two completely different scenarios and mip award this year is like an actual race
compared to last season yeah you're right it is for sure okay okay well then i see it again i can't
be mad at it either way it's going to be larry and chaise the top two i'm glad we all agree on
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I guess most improved player basically means like most positively surprising player.
Oh, wait, hold on.
Let's go to one of our awards.
Wait, real quick question.
Did we react to hot takes?
No, I forgot to grab some.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I shouldn't have mentioned that.
I wish we just all would have forgotten.
You know, let me, no, while we're talking, I'll go pull some up because I know people
love them.
Yeah.
We'll do them at the end.
I got you.
Okay, cool.
Right.
Okay.
But like I said, we were talking about the positively surprising player and most improved.
Let's flip it and do one of our awards.
who is the most disappointing player in the NBA?
Who's your third place, Donovan?
Who?
I do top three, like everything else.
I do not.
I do not.
No.
You know what?
Give me Rudy Gobert.
Okay.
Give me Gobert at three.
I thought about that.
I think that Gobert.
And maybe it's just because my view is skewed from everything that Minnesota gave over him.
But you finally think that he's going to go into Minnesota.
And maybe take another leap.
Maybe do something else, you know, with his career, you know, expand his bag a little bit.
And it just hasn't been there with him this year.
And Minnesota's defense, normally you have Rudy Gaubert on your team.
That's a walking top five, top three defense.
That hasn't been the case this year.
Even with Cat out and they've been able to play more of like a traditional Rudy
Gobert style of defense, that hasn't been the case.
And so I think Rudy will probably be three for me.
That makes sense
I thought about him
At the end of the day
I didn't put on my list
Because I think
He's not a worst player now
The fit is horrible there
And he is playing like shit lately
Like he actually like
Originally I think it wasn't his fault
But like
I don't know the vibes are getting to him
Or what
But he's not been playing like
Really lately
It just seems like
Maybe it's effort level
Maybe it's fit
Just scheme wise
I don't know exactly what it is
I don't watch him close enough
Yeah
But he has been up to par
So I see why you put him there
What about you Mo?
Who's your third?
Absolutely
So third
I have Trey Young
For obvious
reasons um yeah i don't think he's been bad enough to be number one because as of late over the
last 10 goddamn games he's been averaging 27 shooting 45% from the field and 40 from 3 so he's
finding his way back but the hawks are still asking so has terrible tendencies and if you're
going to be the best player on a team i'm not going to say the hawks are a championship of the team
but on a playoff team you have to show more effort on defense there's literally zero excuse to
try to carry the insane load that he tries to carry he runs he runs he dribbles the ball
a little bit too much.
It doesn't make quick passes.
Just the obvious things.
And then there's like,
there's just a lot of baggage that the Hawks have had since last year.
Any type of Hawks talk gets Moe in his bag and I hate you so much.
Let it out.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Let it out.
You always set me up for this, all right?
But there's just so much baggage that carried on from last year news coming out.
People are saying trades a bad leader and people are feeling these types of way about it.
I don't, I don't buy into any of that.
When I'm just straight up basketball, he's not.
not playing as efficiently as he was overall a couple years ago.
I don't a couple of years away last year and this season before that.
So he's definitely there.
And his efficiency is disgusting too.
Yeah, his efficiency is down for sure.
I think it's just a cold shooting year.
So I'm not caring too much about that.
Yeah.
But it is the fact that shots aren't going, let me put it this way.
When people go on cold streaks, a lot of times it doesn't tell you much because, like I said, it's just a cold streak.
With a big sample size of an 82 game season, hot streaks happen, cold streaks happen.
But what it does do is it highlights a player's.
weaknesses because you don't have the implicit bias in your head of seeing shots go in.
And I think it's really exposed to people this year that, one, his defense is untenable.
It's a bigger deal than people realize.
And two, people always put him in the convo is one of the best passers in the NBA.
I've never thought to be the case.
I think he's one of the best assist makers in the NBA.
He's good at manufacturing assists for himself.
But he's not a high-level playmaker like some of these other guys are.
Wow, I disagree with that.
No, he's a high-level playmaker.
He can pass the ball real well.
He creates shots for others.
But you ever heard people say that, like, he's almost like a stat-chase.
here with a sys?
Yeah, that's my thing.
There's two types of passers in the NBA,
and right now this season,
Trey Young is playing like a reactive pastor instead of a proactive passer.
Exactly, that's what I mean.
That's precisely what I mean.
And I think the fact that we're not seeing the shots go in kind of highlights that
because if Yokic goes on a spree where he misses,
he shoots 20% from three for a month and can't make a layup,
he's still going to be just dicing people up his passing,
creating offense flowing through him.
Trey isn't that type of playmaker.
He's not lifting the tie like a lot of people that are.
Yeah, he's just been so ass.
this season. I'm disgusting
like any trade
I'm just dead in the water, bro, for me
so far this is. He's been turning
around lately just a little bit. He has
glimpses, but I'm next.
What's next? What do you guys have at two? Do you guys have at two
four years? Well, I didn't give you my three. I didn't even my three.
Oh yeah, who's your three? My three
is Christopher Emmanuel Paul
the third. Oh, that's a good thing.
I forgot he exists, dude.
I couldn't put him higher than three because it's not his fault.
He's just old as fuck. He's a
pretty old man. He sucks. He's old as hell.
They were the two seed when Devin Booker was healthy.
Devin Booker was playing like an MVP.
He went hurt.
I think he went hurt.
He went out with an injury.
They fell to the 12 seed.
Damn.
Can't do anything to hold that team up.
He can't get by anybody.
Can't create his own shot.
He's still making his jump shots, but he's not creating bending defenses at all to create for others anymore.
He just lost it.
He's just zapped.
Are you telling me that vegan diet is not working anymore?
Now when you hit 39, I guess.
It ran out.
Damn, bro.
Sheesh
It's like to see it
Because we knew
It was coming eventually
Right
Yeah
But this felt kind of like
It was a harsh fault
Not like he didn't like
For sure
That's how it happens
That's how it happens
A lot of times
Like LeBron has tricked everybody
And he
He really has skewed
Everybody's perception
Of like what aging
Is supposed to look like
Most of the times
Most of the times
When it goes
It goes
And we're like I was saying
We're seeing that with Chris
Yeah
So I'm not gonna harp on too much
because it's now like
Trey Young
is a reason
to pick apart
his game
and be like
oh maybe he tricked y'all
Chris Paul ain't trick
anybody
he's just old
yeah exactly
not too much on him
I guess
yeah
I want to know
what y'all guys
got at two
me too
donovan who's your number two
y'all gonna laugh
at my two
I have PJ Tucker
at two
that's a good pick
I have PJ
PJ Tucker sucks man
he's
he's straight cardio
straight cardio
run it up
literally every single night he is putting himself in the conversation to have one of them
Tony Snell stat lines where he had zero rebound, zero points, just, just trap, right?
If all he's, all he's supposed to do is run, play defense, and shoot threes.
And he's not even taking threes.
It's not, it would be something different if he forgot how to shoot, but he's still like,
he's still taking three, so people still have to respect him, taking that three,
taking that corner three, you can still set up the offense a little bit.
He doesn't do anything on offense.
He doesn't want to take three.
Yep.
And so, and so, like, that in itself boggs down of a Sixers offense that already is a little bit clunky with Hardin and, and Embed and Maxine trying to figure out all of that.
The shooting right there is messed up.
Secondly, on defense, if you're trying to, if you're trying to stop him, right, any star player can go up against PJ Tucker, they're going to get 35, right?
Like, that's going to happen.
He's not even making them work.
I think at this point, I think at this point, star players like to play against, against PJ Tucker,
because they know, they know, he's going to use all six fouls.
They're going to get 12 free throws in a game that they play against PJ Tucker.
I don't think that he's providing anything for the six years.
I really, I really, really don't.
They should have made a move.
They should have made a move.
And if I was James Harden, I would be livid.
I gave up $15 million so that you can come here, right?
And for Daniel House.
Who doesn't even play?
He's worth the left or nothing.
They both suck.
But I gave a 15...
He got tampering charges for Daniel House.
He doesn't play.
The Sixers gave up draft picks.
James Honey gave up $15 million in a state where there are state taxes.
I would be livid.
And if I was James Hard, if I was James Harder after this season, if PJ Tucker is not there, I would not be happier.
PJ Tucker is trashed this year.
And so he's number two.
I, yeah.
Man.
Okay.
Who's your number two, Mo?
Man, he was passionate about that.
I never seen anybody.
You have two jobs.
You have two, like, if you're a role player, if you're a role player like P.J. Tucker, you know exactly.
You've made this name for yourself for the past five years because you've probably been over the hill.
And you've been playing with James Hardin.
You've played with James Hardin for years.
You know what you have to do.
And you're not even trying to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
It's frustrating.
Crazy.
PJ Tucker's easily all NBA.
He tricked y'all.
He's like, you're a hall of favor at this point.
But see, but he's like, Chris Paul.
Oh, he didn't trick you.
He's just old as fuck.
He just fell off.
Prong of PJ was raw, but he's just old as shit now.
All right.
You know who is all NBA first team?
He tricked y'all.
It's easily has to be R.J. Barrett.
Like, I am sorry, but he has to be catching even more strays, bro, because the Knicks went ahead,
cashed out on a fucking whole new point guard, you know.
RJ Barrett has been able to get away and slide because, you know, New York just is.
a fucked up overall system having had a good point guard in a minute uh rosters finicky they
don't really have players i would say on it because it's a basically cater to r j bear it's a game
and then you have like the volatility of julius randall and you don't know what the
fuck is going on in his mind and how he's going to play every every single night he's like hey
okay julius has been you can harp on you can harp on one nick player at a time julius randle has
been better over the last 10 15 games and he's been hooping you stick to rj for sure but you draft
RJ Barrett to go ahead and be the guy of your franchise and he's just been like consistently
mid every single year not any better and I would I wouldn't say not this any worse either and so
at this point he's just like an overall disappointment and the only hope in my mind for RJ Barrett is
if he goes into his Andrew Wiggins career arc where he goes into a completely different team and he's
assigned a specific role but even then I'm not sure if he can do something similar to art to what Andrew
wiggins did to revive his career so he's been extremely disappointing this is a player like rudigalbert
that i didn't want to put because not like rudigabere like the hawks we're talking about disappointing teams
i don't want to put on there because i already thought low of this player yeah i've been saying
since last year r j bear is below average or at best average at everything there's nothing he does
better than a replacement level player yeah the only reason people have hope for him i gave him max
money is because he's a young player in new york and people love their young players facts
it's all promise and we're in year what five now or four and there's been none of it delivered
i don't see why there's any reason to believe in rj bare at this point yeah i got it yeah i got
that was my two i need to hear y'all can't shoot can dribble can't finish can defend a little
bit i guess can pass like what do you look he sent the game he sent the game into overtime when he
against the against the rafters he came back making clutch free throws you just got to give him time
it's a lot of listen he's young i named five things
he can't do that are incredibly important.
He made a couple freetos once.
He's young.
He's young.
We give a whole bunch of other young guys.
Listen, he could be like library marketing and eventually get most improved.
You know what I'm saying?
It's just going to take time.
It's just going to take time.
Okay.
Young boy.
Different. Great.
Great.
So is Poku.
I'm not giving him a max contract.
He's young and shit.
I'm dead.
Damn.
He used Pocu and RJ.
That's messed up.
That's crazy.
Hey, I might get Poku with my team faster than RJ for the price points.
it's a negative contract
all right all right who's your guy
who's your guy
he's dragging it
I was getting jokes off at this point
one player I got to say
Jalen Green
coming into the season
people were telling me Jalen Green is going to
have the Star Elite beat his next up and coming
dynamic guard he still might be but this year
he hasn't shown it at all
his scoring volumes up his efficiencies down
he isn't doing anything
anything to lift that team above he isn't doing anything to make his teammates better that team is
an embarrassment and i think it starts at him facts he's playing he's playing in la fitness brand of
basketball right now facts the whole team is it's fucking disgusting it's awful i do keb first of all
stephen silas is going to get fired after this year so that's why he's likely so um kevin porter
junior is the most julian newman point guard i've ever seen him oh my goodness straight up is
comes down, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
all the time. The whole team can't
make free throws. I, Isaac, I'm
100% in agreement with you here.
Jalen Green, because he finished
the season last year.
Strong. Strong. He was, he was
scoring efficiently. He was scoring 30 every other night.
He pieced up the Lakers on national TV.
Like, that was a really big moment for him.
And it was just like, yeah, I had to
thought that. Everybody was getting their next up home. I had to
thought that in.
But, yeah,
I agree. I agree. Jalen Green should
be much better than he is right now.
And they're all playing
his basketball. And it's not all his fault either. Like you said,
Stephen Silas is fired as fuck.
He's installed no sort of scheme into that team.
He does not deserve to have a job. So that
is hurt Julian. So that's hurt Jalen's
development. So I'm not writing him off, but
in terms of making a leap and what you want to
see from a second year number two overall pick,
incredibly disappointing. Jalen Green went
through his first NBA season with all the
VC in the world, said, fuck, staying
in the gym. I'm going to go ahead and cash out on this V.
and tattooed
get tattooed all the way up everywhere.
God, damn, this is the tropes, man.
His offensive consistency and shot IQ stats are
25. Yeah, bro.
It's disgusting. You didn't upgrade those ones. I tell you that.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
It's tragic, man. Free Jalen, man.
Free the whole raucous organization from the grips
of Stephen Silas and Rockett Stone. Free Sangoon.
Let's say it. Free Sangoon, please.
Every player that plays him, it's so funny.
In the media, after every game, they ask
the opposing players about the team, and they're all
like, yeah, man, they're young because they fuck
suck but the first thing they always say positive is singoon is him they need to give him the
ball more facts silas doesn't agree yeah bro you got fucking a two time maybe soon to be three
time MVP fucking yokech giving him his applaud and saying like they should go ahead and play
through this man every like bro it just madness to me it just madness to me bro all right who is
who has been the most disappointing player in the NBA this season who's number one benzman
oh all right you you go you go tell why ben simmons
i put ben simmons as well
oh okay oh you're you're ben simmons so yeah ben simmons
it has to be look man he did not
well hold on well hold on i since you guys are in agreement i'm
i'm gonna give mine and then we'll and then we'll go into ben i'm gonna spin the block
i'm gonna spin the block a little bit chris paul's the most disappointing player in the
leadership yeah
even wait on this i'm i'm gonna spend the block chris paul is so trash
he's so trash bro he listen last year last year chris paul in terms of guards according to cleaning the glass
was in the 82nd percentile an effective field goal percentage this year 41st at the rim at the rim this
this drop is crazy at the rim last year 80th percentile in rim scoring that means he was better than
80 percent of the league this year he's in the fifth percentile at the world
hearts
that's crazy
the old man
like one or two players
in NBA
that's insane
the old man
cannot finish
at the rim
he's trash
like you said
the sons could not
even stay afloat
when Devin Booker
went out
and if there was any case
for Devin Booker to win MVP
you look at that team
in Phoenix
and you look at Chris Paul
and what he has not
been able to accomplish
and that is what it is
you know what I'm hearing
you know what I'm hearing
Donovan
what's up
Wong Don't
He's going to be with Dwight Howard and Taiwan.
He's trash.
He's trashed.
He's going to have the Harlem Globetrotters.
She's been playing the Crater League, H.O.H. Crater League.
H.O.H. Crater League. Sign him up right now.
Oh, shit. This time. He needs to go coach his kids team or something. This is over. It's over. It's over for Christmas.
Oh, man. Yeah. He doesn't play in the OTE.
Oh, T's crazy
Oh shit man
We did him and Julian Newman in a cage match
Oh my god
Slam ball
Hell
That's crazy
That was crazy
No he's wise
He's done
Suns fans are in purgatory
When Dave
Damien Lee is one of your best guards
It's how you know the season is Rastrow
You never had a chance
Ever since ever since you've seen Chris
go ahead and take that major decline and Devin Booker having injury issues and
one guy who's supposed to be you know steady and sale bro it's tough bro listen the
highlight of Chris Paul's season was the fact that Kanye said that he got with Kim Kay
that's that's been that's been the best part of this year yeah easy so um back to
Ben Simmons bitch ass yeah this man is what a transition what a transition
kidding but i'm a ben simmons defender i have been all year i wanted to put him too because
we didn't give him some time he missed a whole year and we didn't extend to him the graces we
extend to people like jemal murray but man he's been back for a while he is scared to shoot
his confidence is shot it's so clear it's a mental game with him like it always has been
yeah but it's a hit a new level he went like 12 games without shooting a without making a single
free throw you know what fucking nuts that is he was over a 12 game span how do you even do you even
that as a non-shooter.
Bro.
When you try to not do that.
You have to try to not do that.
His defense hasn't been as great as it was pre-injury.
His playmaking is good, but when you don't have any scoring threat,
your playmaking only teaches so far because you're not bending the defense at all.
So passing is really only useful in transition.
Yeah.
Man.
When I was watching the Boston Celtics game versus the Nets, obviously, and that was
when Katie was hurt or whatever, Nets were pretty much in it the entire game.
And Ben Simmons was having a fantastic first half.
I think he put up like 9 or 10 assists or something like something crazy like that in the first half
Hooping and he had zero points and then he ended up finishing the game with zero points and that was
absolutely disgusting it's like so disappointing and it hurts because you see the potential
you see like random flashes when he's what could be running up to court and he dishes the ball out
and he gets a teammate an easy open pass for a layup that you didn't know that was fucking over
bro and there's other plays where he like completely kills the offense when he passes the ball
way too fucking early prematurely as if like he thinks that he might have an opportunity score he's
like uh-uh i can't do the shit he just passed it off bro it's just he just holds he's holding back
the entire brooklyn that's roster when he's when he has this mindset out there the problem
is too we saw like a six-game span before he heard his knee a few weeks ago where he was coming
together he was looking good he was scoring like i think 12 points per game over that span and like
looking like a little bit like Ben Simmons we used to know so we know what's there that's the problem
is that like he can get there it's just about unlocking that probably mentally yeah so it's like
jalen green where I'm not going to write him off it's not over for Ben Simmons like some people might act
but you have to admit he's been disappointing as fuck this year no matter how you want to spin it he
no it's yeah it's disappointing he especially now that they Kevin is out and and
and Kyrie is like in and out of the lineup every every once in a while
this is the time where Ben Simmons really needs to take take the step right like they are I think
Brooklyn is very invested I think Brooklyn is as invested as like a second team that acquires you
will be in the success of Ben Simmons 30 million dollars per year invested they got to be
exactly so like they want they want it to work out they want him to do well and we're just
we're just not seeing it I don't know I think that I'm more on the side of Ben Simmons will never get
back to the level that he was i think we're done seeing that i think we're done seeing that ben
simmons and now we're just going to try and force him into this draymond role where like okay if you can
if you can just defend a little bit better if you can make if you can just make these passes like
it's okay if you don't shoot which is kind of okay if you have kevin duran and kri irvin especially
the way that kd's playing but i don't i don't know i don't know i think i think i'm out of
Maybe all-star Ben Simmons is gone, but I don't think useful player Ben Simmons is gone.
Like, remember a few years ago when Thad Young was really good and like a high level
role player.
Oh, man.
He can be a supercharged.
He can be a supercharged dad young.
We're comparing him to Thad Young.
That's the level we're at right now.
It's like as of the years ago on, that young was nice.
He was nice.
He had that historical graphic where he's up there with LeBron and Larry Burr.
You know what I'm saying?
That was funny.
Yeah.
The most cherry pig stack of all time.
Yeah.
I know, that's hilarious.
It's like every single year, the bargain's lower and lower and lower for Ben Simmons.
First, it was LeBron.
Always on LeBron.
Oh, he's not Magic Johnson.
No, he's not Magic Johnson.
Maybe he can be like fucking Janus.
Always not Janus.
Now you're comparing with Thaddeus Young.
God damn.
Who is next?
Who is next?
Who is next?
When does it end?
Yes.
Just a constant cycle of disappointment.
Yeah.
Maybe he can be the nassus onto the cumbos.
I don't know.
Maybe he can be.
energy got on the bench.
Oh my God.
Yeah, but yeah.
We've got to harp on them too much longer.
I'm hopeful that a useful player will be brought out of this husk that has Ben Simmons right now,
but it's not looking good.
Yeah.
So we're already at 43 minutes.
We're already taking a lot of time.
Let's go through coach of the year.
Let's go through this one pretty quick.
Oh, man.
I only have one contestant out there.
I couldn't really come up with two other who, like, jumped out off top of my head.
Okay.
Well, I'll say my third.
place first
yeah third place
willie green
that's a great pick
okay
yeah willie green's been nice
yeah they've
they've been so injured
they haven't had all their pieces
for more than like five games
the whole season
yeah but to the three seat I think right now
or maybe they dropped a four
I can't remember but they're in the top tier
in the west
which a lot of people knew
they'd be a good team
they have all these players
but the pieces don't fit entirely
right together like you would hope
there's a lot of ball handlers
not a lot of connective players
but it doesn't matter
it's worked incredibly well
they've been somehow
a pretty good top defense, top 10 for most of the year,
despite having like three above average defensive players you would think on paper.
Yeah.
It's honestly been a coaching masterclass from him.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree.
I agree in my third spot as well.
I had him winning the award.
I know.
I had him preseason winning the award.
I think when Zion comes back, if they can make a push up to, up to get, um, guy, I can't
talk.
If they can make a push back to the number one seed, I can make him make, I can see him
making a run towards the top spot.
but yeah i think three is good for right now
i said i got two
i don't got two okay who's the who's
two so number two i got jock vaughan for other brockland
he's been bro you couldn't ask for
head coach through one of the most
not the one of them they're the most
turmoil ridden just janky ass
broke ass team organization
in the last two years
just ratchet right just a nasty organization
Nothing but bad, poor vibes.
And for an interim coach to go ahead and just, like, turn things around within the first, like, 10 games, it's fucking crazy.
It's crazy.
It's the biggest in-season turnaround we've maybe ever seen an NBA history, or at least modern NBA history.
To go from your pure dysfunction, both your stars are about to get traded, you're the worst, one of the worst teams in the conference, despite having two superstars, and you come in and make them just entirely competent in every way.
fulfilling their potential, it's some crazy. It's incredible.
Yeah, man. Donovan, you didn't say anything.
Did you have him number one?
I do. I do. I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've
Jack Vaughn as my coach of the year for everything that. I feel that. That's fair.
For everything, guys, like, even, even in the off season, everything that the Nets were,
we're going through. They've been, they were nothing but turmoil for four months.
And for, and for them to come out and have the worst defense in the league. And now the top
10.
Crazy.
And now, now they're top 10 defensively, right?
For them to be, to start off the season, like 2 and 8.
And they're the two seed in the Eastern Conference.
They're one of the, they're one of the four or five teams.
I think there's only four teams in the league.
But they're one of the three teams in the league that have a winning record,
like a good winning record on the road.
That's nuts.
There's only, there's only three teams that are more, that are like three games or better
on, I guess like over 500 on the road.
It's the Celtics, the Nets, and the Knicks.
And the nets are doing it.
So I think that what Josh Vaughn has done is unprecedented.
I think it's amazing.
And I think he deserves all the credit in the world because he is,
he has, he was the, the factor that turned everything around.
Okay.
I agree.
The only reason I have number two, not one is because for one, I have Joe Missoula.
Partially because he was my pick before the season started.
I told you all he was going to win.
I told you all the Celtics are going to be the one seed.
I've been right so far
so I'm going to rock with it
I gotta be consistent
They had
We're talking about turmoil
With the fucking nets
The Celtics had to fire their coach
Because of interpersonal relations
That haven't been disclosed to the public
But can't be good
Because they had to suspend them
For a whole year
Yeah
Everything's floating over you
Right after you make your deepest run
Of this course history
You make it to the finals
And then it implodes
Because your coach is out here
Messing around with staffers
That's a lot of drama
To deal with as an interim coach
And he came in
and they haven't missed a beat.
They're the best offense in the NBA,
the best team in the NBA.
He's made actual changes,
making their offense more modern
that have been good.
I don't know how he doesn't get it.
No,
I definitely think Joch Vaughn is ahead of Joel Mozilla,
even though everything you're saying,
I can't refute at all,
but in terms of just like having such a slow start,
the nets were down there with the fucking Lakers
in terms of like,
they're spounding the panic button
two weeks into the season.
And he had to upclim this nasty slope.
And before they even thought of Jacques Vaughan as becoming the head coach, they mentioned, oh boy, Ime, you doke ahead of him.
So it's like, if I'm Jacques Vaughan, I'm like, bro, fuck this team, fuck this organization.
Who the hell do they think he is, bro?
Who do you think I am, bro?
And I understand it because they have tied.
They had ties to him recently.
But having your higher ups, so just him, the dude who was in one of the craziest controversies as the head coach that we've seen over the last few years ahead of you is crazy.
bro and for him to just like act like it ain't none turn around everything like and then to be
honest i think the net sort of probably passed up the boston celtic of kd was healthy it's nuts
bro it's nuts and they're number two in the in the in the east that's great do you have jockevah number one
no i don't have a number one i should have had a number one i regret my list right now i had him number two
okay so who's one uh let me guess let me guess yeah taylor jenkins yeah i knew it okay tell us
about it. Yeah, Taylor Jenkins, I feel like
the rookie, the coach of the year
award, it's such a weird award because
like, I feel like
you have to have, I don't know, it's such a weird award.
I feel like Taylor Jenkins over the last
few years has done a fucking
fantastic job and he deserves one
on his track record and I feel like
why delayed any, any, any
more. With what he's done with
the Memphis Grizzlies and how he has
them, that camaraderie, I'm not going to give
him all the credit, but he had something to do
with it. And in terms of it's like,
X's and O, simple game plans.
It doesn't matter who the fuck is in or out of the lineup.
We're going to be hooping, bro.
It's just phenomenal.
I just love everything that he does for me.
That's fair.
He's like inverse Steve Nash.
Steve Nash curated the worst vibes in human history.
Yeah.
Taylor Jenkins is just a good guy, I guess.
It's nice to play for it.
Elite vibes all the time.
Yeah, exactly.
He's just dope.
Exactly.
And I also love just how much trust in faith he has in all of the Gridsiesies
young player, regardless of it's like Salty Aldama or Zaire Williams.
I think I said I think his last name
David Roddy
yeah David Roddy
like it's just phenomenal
bro
P yeah David Wright sucks at basketball right now
what's up
you said who
never mind
should Hayden a little bit
keep going
he had a good stretch
he had a good stretch
yeah you're right
Taylor Jenkins definitely deserves to be in this conversation
I like that thing
I'm not roaring for him though
I'm not boring for him
I definitely would roar for jockbon
now I don't think of it
so you have jockbon one now
yeah jacobon one
yeah jacobon one then I got
Taylor James, too, and I'd put Joe Missoula at three.
Okay, that's fair.
Yeah.
Willie Green's on the outside looking hands.
Tough.
Yeah, shout out to Willie.
He's so nice, but goddamn.
I know.
All right, well, let's go to a defensive player of the year now.
I think this is another interesting one.
I don't know if we need to go top three.
Okay, let's go top three.
Who is in third place for defensive player of the year for you guys?
For my three?
My three, I have Brooke Lopez at three.
Okay.
He fell to three.
Okay.
I know early in the year, everyone kind of had him at one.
Why do you fall to three?
He fell to three, and it's really because I just like the other two guys a little bit more.
Brooke is still, he's still the Lynch fan.
But also, the more that I think about it, I think being able to have Janus as your running mate in terms of, like, setting up a defensive infrastructure is a major, major advantage.
And so he doesn't have to, like, carry the load of some of the other guys that we're about to talk about.
but listen brook is still him defensively um so yeah so i that's great um so yeah so yeah i've i brooket three
and i had brick at two okay so for the same reasons i think my three guys probably your two guys
so not a big difference i could probably be convinced to put book at three so other guy let's
go ahead and let it out the other guy's nick clackston right nick claxon right yes there we go yeah yeah
where do you guys have nick claxon i got nick two two two
Okay, I had him at three.
Tell me why he should be ahead of Brick Lopez.
Nick Claxton has, along with Jacques Vaughn,
Nick Claxton has carried the Nets defense,
and he has been the anchor of the Nets defense.
We talked about it.
They started the year with the worst defense in the league.
It was them and the Pistons in terms of defensive rating.
They were trash,
and Nick Claxon has elevated himself to a point
to where the Nets are now top ten in defense.
He gets, he's among the league.
leaders and blocks he affects a lot of shots he's very he's very mobile he can do a lot of things
i think that what he's doing with with the with the squad that isn't thought about as defensive
stoppers right like even though that kd's playing amazing on defense and he's really giving a lot of
effort you don't think of of karee as a defender you don't think of joe harris set set
kerry these types of guys just defenders and for them to still be one of the better defenses
in the league in the top third i think what clax is doing is amazing yeah okay yeah i can't repeat
honestly i think i agree i think i put him above brook and the more i think about it the point of
him not having a yonness kind of that sways me yeah yeah absolutely and i think easily one of the
i think one of the three most valuable things to have on any like championship level or just
elite level basketball team is a big who can do two things at once whether it be defend at the
rim or defend on the perimeter bat and having the ability to dance with any guard that
switches on to you and I'll be absolutely cooked.
There's not a lot of people, not a lot of centers who can do that in the NBA and
Nick Clackson does it, he does, he's one of the three best big men defenders in my mind
on the perimeter, you know?
I can see that.
I don't know if I'm the top three, but I can see that.
The trend of that is going to uptick and go and centers like him are going to, their values
going to skyrocket and he's going to get a, uh, a surprising bad.
back once his time's up
It's interesting with him because you could tell that
He grew up playing a guard
Then he grew at the last second
So he had to play big
It makes total sense
Like he moves like a guard
His mobility is great
Like it's cool
On the one hand
That pro is also outweighed by
He's not like the interior stopper
Like he's not stopping Juelan B
Which nobody is
But he's not like rotating
And stopping Zion
He's doing the best shot he can with his frame
So I can see why he's up here
But there is pros and cons
With that quickness and lightness he has
Absolutely
Okay, I think we all agree
Those are number two and three
Yeah, so assuming we got a clean-sleeping one
If the season ended today
Who would be defense player of the year?
It's a clean-sweeping one
We got Jaron Jackson Jr.
Yes, yep, Jaron Jackson Jr. easily
Same.
Yeah.
It's a long time coming.
He's been, as soon as he was drafted
He was proclaimed to be the next great NBA defender
It took him a few years to put it all together
Because he was fouling too much
Yeah.
He's putting it all together this year.
Absolutely, bro, yeah.
I remember when he was drafted,
he was getting comparisons to surge E. Baca
and I would even disagree with those comparisons
because just how mobile he was again
and the difference between him and Nick Claxton
is because Jared Jackson Jr. is a fucking big ass body.
He's sturdy.
He put on so much weight over the time of his short NBA career
and now he can do it from literally everywhere on the court
and it doesn't matter what position
and I don't want to say what player but for the whole start
like you're not shitting your pants whenever he's guarding
your one through five.
Someone who's underrated also probably should have been on this is maybe
bam out of bio.
not only think about it too
I had him three originally
but knocked him off for Claxton
The only reason he's not there
is because he or the eighth defense right now
They're not like elite defense
Like they once were
But bam in terms of skill is obviously top three
I think
Yeah for sure for sure
But I think the reason Jaron's number one
By far
Early season we were talking about the Grizzlies
We were like how do they forget
To play defense
Their defense and police fell off
He came back after missing his first month
This season incredible
He's averaging 3.3 blocks per game
The Grizzlies are number one
In defensive rating now
To go from that big of a swing
because a one player came back is ridiculous impact.
He has to win it.
That's one of the main.
Jaron's impact is one of the main reasons why I actually didn't have Taylor Jenkins
in my top three of coach of the year because I think that Jaron Jackson is the biggest
reason why they've been able to turn everything around.
Like you said, they were in the 15 games that Jaron didn't play.
The Grizzlies were 21st in defensive rating.
And then he comes back and since then they've been first in defensive rating.
They're three points better than the second defense in the league.
And they're the first in the season now.
Exactly.
And they're second in the West on tiebreaker, but they have the exact same record.
But they have the exact same record as the Denver Nuggets.
They've won 10 straight.
Like, Jaron Jackson is him defensively.
He's that guy.
Should Jaron be in most improved player talks?
That's interesting.
Because we've never given anybody most improved off of defense.
Exactly.
And he's urging.
And his offense has been nice, too.
Like, he's putting his ass off.
Yeah, he's like, this is best basketball of his career by far.
So that's actually a good-ass point.
I think, and I definitely think he should be, but we value outfits so much.
I don't think that's ever going to happen.
It's strictly like, point per game.
How much do you average last year?
How much do you average this year?
Yeah.
And it's just like never going to happen.
But another impressive thing about Jaron Jackson Jr., that's important to know, too, is that.
I don't know the exact stats.
So maybe I think you can find it, but I want you look for the top block leaders,
are the block leaders, total block leaders of the NBA season so far.
And Jaron Jackson Jr., I don't think he's,
had the number one total because he's missed hella games,
but with how quickly he's been able to jump the ladders
and become, I think he's maybe top four or five in that category,
or maybe three by now,
is insane.
It just shows you how high his block rate is.
He's squatting absolutely any and everything at the room,
and he's obviously caught up Brooke Lopez,
and he's, he's surpassed him.
He's third.
He's third in total blocks this year.
That's crazy.
Behind.
A game is nuts.
Behind Brooke Lopez.
Brooke Lopez is one at 106,
Nick Clackson is second at 104,
and then Jaron Jackson Jr.'s third at 89.
That's crazy.
And he missed so many games, too.
Yep.
Wow.
Okay, wait, wait, time about...
Oh, wait, time up.
Wait, never mind.
I was looking at the wrong column.
I was about to be shocked out of my mind.
Okay, you're good.
Yeah.
It's Jaron's time.
He's finally coming to fruition in the player.
He was hoped to be when he's drafted.
He's the elite,
defensive player with the also stretch the floor for you and be this perfect big to play next to your
dynamic guard everything's coming together for them and you love to see it facts facts bro but listen man
we're 58 minutes into the show damn it's time for us to talk about what we're all here for
the MVP it's going to be one of them once if the season end today who would be the MVP of the league
man third place third place i got luca donchich mm okay I got the same one if we're talking just who's been
the best players this year maybe
be a little bit higher, but I think he's way down by team success compared to the guys
above him.
But you could argue that he's carrying the shittiest roster, so he should be higher.
But the top two guys have just been so insane.
Okay.
I have Jason Tatum at three.
Ooh, I like that.
People are going to be mad.
They are.
And listen, I like Jason Tatum a lot.
One and two is very clear for me, though.
It's Luca and Yokic.
And I think, I don't think it's like a wide, wide gap, but there is like a probably like a second
tier that Tatum is in that he needs to jump back into the first team okay yeah I like that
I'm not gonna argue most your third third is uh Luca I have him third yeah he's he's
absolutely insane but I don't think he's I don't want to say that actually I think he actually
he definitely could win it but for me personally I just think that other players have been
clicking on all cylinders meanwhile Luca Dodgers has been skipping a beat and he's or not him
necessarily but his team has the whole hasn't been skipping a few beats and until that gets solved
I don't think he'll personally I don't think he'll be my MVP yeah I don't think there's anything
he needs to do better to win MVP I think he's doing everything you want for him to do with this roster
it simply comes down to the top two candidates have just ridiculous resumes that Luca draws a
short straw but in terms of like any other season he would be deserving for sure absolutely
without a doubt.
So we have Luke at three, Donovan as Jason Tatum at three.
We can go straight to one.
Number one, I have Nicola Yokic over Jason Tatum.
Yeah, go ahead and get on your knees.
Get your knee pads ready, Doc.
Isaac, get your knee pads ready.
Listen, I know people are going to hate that because people like Tatum way more as a player.
It's more fun to watch.
Nicole Yokich might be the greatest offensive big we've ever seen.
And even more than that, he might be one of the greatest offensive players we've ever seen
when we're talking about this three-year peak.
he's utterly ridiculous and
this is so funny the fact
and the fact that he's also the one seat in the West
I don't know how you can't give it to him
yeah man who you got his one Mo
I got Yokish for sure like I said like
let's go I there's no refuting that whatsoever
he's been absolutely ridiculous and
as time goes on
and I'm happy that the NBA is starting to evolve
in this manner no one gives a fuck about
voter fatigue anymore no one cares thank God
she's way too long about that shit and that shit
as NBA season things philosophies
concepts expire and that's a concept
that should expire this season
if you're hooping you're hooping and you deserve
it and with the
wizardry that he's been doing
and how he's adjusted his game
as the season has gone on and how he's
been trying to elevate certain players
and at the start of the season's
point per game wasn't his points per game
wasn't high, wasn't jacking up as many shots
and he's politely deferring to other people
and now as the season's going on
he's actually taking over just the other night
bro I was my crack head ass
over here watching the Orlando Magic
versus the Denver Nuggets while
there was some big football game going on
and I'm typing into the group chat and I was like
what the fuck is wrong with you what's going on and I'm like dude
no Lecola Yolkis just hit a step
back the re-pointer
for fucking game
man he's phenomenal on all levels
he just never fails he never fails to surprise
me which maybe at this point
nobody has
nobody comes close to him in terms of control over
the game and impact on every single play
it used to be that was LeBron by far
you know, LeBron slowed down a little bit.
Right now, it's Yolkich by far.
He's not only the best passer in the NBA,
arguably one of the best passers of all time.
We all know he's the best passing big man of all time.
That right now, 10 assists per game,
but he's also the most efficient volume score in the NBA
at 69% true shooting percentage on 25 points per game.
I don't know how many times you've ever seen
that combination of efficiency and passing.
It's remarkable, and it's not even just like
he's catching lob dunks for that efficiency.
A lot of it is self-created in the post
from the high pick and roll.
on the role in the short role all of it like there's almost i don't know what the fly is in the game
right now offensively tough shots man i wouldn't say so other than like can you can he can he
don't let it out no no listen yon go ahead yon go ahead you can go ahead tell us tell us your picks
yeah listen yoke's that you'll kid's that too luca dants is that one look is the mvp he's the
MVP you listen there's nothing right and we talk about okay everybody's finally like
starting to get away from voter fatigue i'm not even going to talk about that we've seen over the
last couple years the idea of oh you have to be the one seed you have to be the two seed to
to win the mp i think we've moved into a space where if your team if your team is not in the play
in then you're you're eligible right you just have you have to be top six the mavericks right now
are fifth in the west they're a game and a half out of of the four seed lucidantre's right now is
averaging 34 nine and nine on crazy on 61 percent true shooting right so it's not it's not
even it's not even like a huge gap is I listen 34 34 34 on 61 percent true shooting is still
ridiculously nice 25 on 69 that's like the highest ever 34 30 30 30 30 34 though like
to average to average 10 well to average better because he has to take more shots like
listen to average 10 points more is still crazy it's still it's still crazy and to have the
to have the usage that he has and still be in still be at 61% true shooting that's that's
amazing you want to talk about somebody who has complete control of every game lucca dants has that
you want to talk about about somebody you want to talk about somebody who if he's not in the game
his team has no chance the mavericks are 0 and 5 this year without without luka in the
lineup they've lost three of those games by double digits they lost they lost one of those
those games 144, 115 to the Chicago Bulls.
Damn.
They, they're carrying a team of shitters for real.
They get pieced up if he's not in the lineup.
And right now, right now, Christian Woodes is the, is the second leading score.
Spencer Dinwiddie is the third.
But they run absolutely everything offensively through him.
And I think that two years ago, yeah, Yokic's first MVP, we give Yokic all this,
On this credit, he leads his team to the six seed.
Oh, my God.
Look at what he's doing.
He's controlling everything.
He has nobody.
He has nobody on his squad.
Luke is doing the exact same thing.
His team is going to have more wins.
They're going to be hired in the playoff picture.
Fair enough.
A couple years ago, Russell Westbrook did the exact same thing.
If you wanted to give it to James Hardin, okay, fine.
That's cool.
But Russell Westbrook won with his team in the six seat again.
He had a very, very high usage rate.
He did all the things.
He got his team up there because he was playing with absolute garbage.
Luca Donch is just doing the exact same thing this year.
And he, again, 34 points per game on over 60% true shooting.
He, what he's doing is unprecedented.
He has absolutely no help.
And while Yolke is amazing, I know that Jamal Murray is coming back.
I know that Michael Porter Jr. is coming back.
Aaron Gordon is having, like, the season of a lifetime.
And I would still rather have Jamal Murray, MPJ, and Aaron Gorder.
over Spencer Dinwiddie Christian Wood and Dorian Finney Smith
The talent
It's closer than you would think though
It's closer than you would think
Oh what
I think you lost me down to Jamal Murray hasn't been Jamal Murray yet
He's still coming up
He's still trying to get back to his own self
Dinwiddie, we used to like to laugh at Dean Whitty being the second best player
Didn't really still a good player
He's not I'm not gonna lie you
I would rather have Dorian Finney Smith than Michael Porre Jr
Michael Porter Jr. I'm not going to lie to you
Easily taking Dorian Finney Smith
Dorian has been out for 14 games
He's been doing all this without Dorian
True that's fair
I would write Aaron Gordon
I'd maybe rather Aaron Gordon
But versus Christian Wood
Christian Wood is thriving as a
He is a second option now
So he is
He's closer than you would think loki
But at the same time
At the same time
Finney Smith for the last two years
It's been shooting 40% from from three
That's dropped down to under 35% this year
So so his so one of his main three
He's an elite elite defender though he's good
I know but one of his
But a three and D guy is not giving him threes
And so like he's and so like
What is Michael Ford Jr. giving him?
Negative D not that
many threes these days negative d but like i'm i'm sorry i'm chop but what what what what what what
what what what what what what what we is is is unprecedented and i think that i feel you i think that we
i think that we have precedent for for somebody i said that he's doing is unprecedented he's
taking this whole like hero ball yeah i'm gonna put people on my back to the next level and i think
that he deserves over yokch fair enough you said two years when for doing this thing he got to
six seed so and so the thing is we saw yokech do that we're seeing him do that now as well but
with the one seed like that's the difference is that he's doing everything lucca's doing but with the one
seed you talk about when luca doesn't play their shitters so are the nuggets when you look at the
on-off numbers yokish has by far the craziest on-off numbers in the NBA when he doesn't play
their offense is 16 points per possession worse 16 points per 100 possessions worse their
defense 7.9 points per 100 possessions worse so simple math combined 24 point
points per 100 projections better when yokech is on the court that's the difference between the best team in the NBA and the worst team in NBA history like they cannot survive without him either so I think in terms of that style of play where they need as one player to facilitate the entire team incredibly similar the difference is one team is the best in the West one team is the fifth best team in the West the everybody after six in the Mavericks rotation everybody after after six in the Mavericks rotation is absolutely trashed
and they probably they don't even they don't even have a six man because the six man like if you're looking at basketball reference right and they like bones right right they rank no no no on the mavericks is everybody everybody's trash reggie bollock is in reggie bollock is in the top six he's been terrible this year after that maxie cleaver he's been hurt then we're getting to names like josh green camill walker frank nilokina damn davis burtons javel mcgee just a waste of money like you you just a waste of money like you just
have all these guys who are trash and so they don't have a they don't have a solid six-man roster
that they can that they can put out and can actually be proud of and he's already nice though
he's listen okay let's nice you can say that but if jay if he is in your if he's in your top six
at this point in his career right we can project out all we want if he's in your top six right now
and you're talking about oh we got to build a championship roster around luca we got to give him all
the help and you say hey luca like we got help on the way jada hardy
he's going to laugh in your face right yeah it's disrespectful i get it i get it
look's having a great season for sure before we end the conversation though we had to talk about
jason tatum like we're all doing him to service and i consider him because he's people are
gonna be mad we don't have him one people really are highly on board with the jason tatum his MVP talk
we got to talk about why because i have him above lucca so everything you're saying about
luca please him a why honestly it comes down to the whole best player on best team thing okay
I'm not someone who's like
that person has to win every year
like I think that's stupid lazy analysis
but they are the best team in the NBA
by a good margin
like they're better than the Nuggets
by like a few wins at this point
the only reason he's not above Yokic
because I think Yokic is simply better
more impactful player
but for the argument I made for
Yokic for simply his team is amazing
he's amazing also applies to Tatum
he's the best two-way wing in the NBA
which we know is an incredibly valuable position
building around that gives you so much versatility
and just having that go-to shot making late in fourth quarters
is incredibly valuable
and now that he's an elite defender as well
there's really nothing he can't do he's a passable passer
passable passers crazy verbiage but he's a solid passer
and it's hard not to vote him you know what I mean
like he's a close second yeah for sure that's fair
that's that's fair I'm not I'm not gonna argue
I think by the end of the season like if
if Tatum moves up for me I would
I wouldn't be shocked.
It's, but Devin Booker fans are just upset right now because he's like,
who's the best play on the best team last year?
And he's the defense's the difference there.
Exactly.
Booker's as good as a offensive player as Tatum.
Tatum's a legit elite wing defender.
Some people like to be like, oh, his defense is overrated.
It's not.
It simply isn't.
He's a great defender.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like, listen, I like that.
I like that pick.
And what about you, Moe?
What do you think about Tatum?
Yeah.
I think I think he definitely should be
well how Donovan sold me on Luca
I damn near want to go ahead and put Luca 2
and J. Tatum 3
because like he's just not better than either
moving up you know what I'm saying
and it's by it's by a margin as well it's not like
it's not a toss-up or anything it's not a toss-up
so he's just not simply better you know
but um
I feel like there's something missing with Tatum is I feel like
I don't know why I feel like people at this point
maybe a little bit bored by the Boston Celtics
and Tatum
like Tatum just had a 50 point game
the other day and I don't know it was because like
people, because the scoring outbreak
that the NBA's going to do that people were just setting it
or not. Yeah. You know?
If Luca or Yolkut's would have had a 50 point game
I promise you so some, you would have seen
it all across your timelines on
House Highlights, Bleacher report everywhere
but Yolkish, I mean but
Tatum does it. Maybe it's because of the fashion
which he kind of reaching, you know what I think
it did get attention. I think the fallacy here
is that it does get attention.
Like people say nobody cares, people care, people care a lot,
people are saying you should be MVP, people care exceptionally.
Yeah, I don't know, it was odd to me seeing the really quiet 50-point game,
and now I feel like people are slowly hopping off the afternoon.
Yeah, it was so random against the Hornage, bro.
Who was watching that shit?
Yeah, it probably is the thing you're talking about, though,
people are desensitized the past few weeks because everybody's dropping 50.
Yeah.
So it's some of that.
It could be all those things, but.
I'm not mad at Tatum being two or three.
There's a lot of pushback on social media right now
that people are like, oh, people are obsessed with these European players.
If his name was Tatum Brahimovich, you would give him the MVP.
Who's saying that?
Which Celtics fans, honestly.
Racist.
Of course we are.
That's what I'm saying.
On brand.
The racist people are there in Boston?
Yeah.
On brain.
Yeah, I'm saying that people are like saying Tatum's getting discounting because he's not European.
And it's obviously fucking stupid.
But there is something that Tatum is getting discounted.
a little bit because
I don't know if it's
because he's not the great passer
or maybe the team's too good around him
it's not as interesting as like a Luca
like you're something in you that wants to pick Luca
because he's doing this crazy shit with the bad team but like
yeah you can't blame Tatum for having Jalen Brown
you know what I mean yeah Tatum's been amazing all things
considered yeah exactly and also
I don't know why but like just as they we did
just more proof behind my argument to whom
just like pure interests
like they're fun to watch but when we did our
most fun players to watch the draft
nobody picked Tatum.
Isaac went out of his way to say
Jason Tatum is not fun to watch like that
even though he was like generally a great player
you know he wasn't picked at all
15 players deep
a top five or top seven player
we definitely some people
I'm not necessarily we because he's getting attention
I'm not trying to act like he's not
but it's easy to take Jason Tatum for granted
most people don't because he's incredibly popular
because he's a Celtic and people like watching his style of play
yeah but it is easy to take his two-way impact for granted
I wonder how much
the finals run kind of has impact on you know how much how much of an impact that has on like
what we're expecting from tatum so and and if like like i think i think we've gotten to the point
with the celtics where this whole like oh they're they're a young team they're on the way up
that entire novelty has worn off they've they've made the finals they were up to one on the
warriors and they kind of blew it tatum had a bad he had a bad series i think we're at the point now
where we're waiting to get to April, May, June with Boston,
and that's going to kind of validate everything that we kind of think about
with Jalen Brown, Jason Tatum, and what the Celtics are in this entire era
because they've made the conference finals several times, right?
They've been knocking on the door.
We're trying to see, are you going to take the step that we've been asking you
to take since we declared you the next best player when you were 19, you know?
Yeah.
And now he's now he's 20.
how old is he 24 or 5 24 i think 24 like 19.5
yeah so it's been it's been about five years and we're we've been kind of waiting
for tatum so maybe we're maybe we're just impatient with tatum yeah either way he's definitely
gotta be top three if you have one i respect it but i don't know yokech it's hard not to pick yokech
the voter the discourse is going to be insane because people that have voter fatigue and are tired
of watching this big white boy win something who i just wants him
out the bad win. Some people that love the big white boy and our stats nerds are going to be too
slanted towards him. Twitter's going to be hell. That's all I know. Yeah, can't wait for it though.
Can't wait for it. But I think that's all the awards we got to get through. I think we can move on
to everybody's favorite time, TikTok time. Let's do it. Let's get into it. This is this is going to be a long
episode. We got a lot of good TikToks to go through today. Yeah. The first thing I want to do is we're
going to do a draft. Start with that as always. People love them. We're going to do a draft with
ringless players.
Players I've never won a championship.
Okay.
Damn, all time?
Let's have NBA rosters with only players
who have never won a championship.
All time.
Everybody in their prime.
Wow.
So I went first last time, so I'll go third.
Donovan, do you go second last time?
Yeah.
Okay, so you're first, Mo your second,
I'm third.
Okay, cool.
Ringless.
Yeah, people have never won a championship.
That's tough.
Um, all right.
Okay, you ready to go first?
Yeah, yeah, I'll go, yeah, hit it, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.
All right, my first pick, dang, this is, this is tough.
Yeah, it's tough.
I have a couple ways, I have a couple ways that I want to go.
I, I really do hate myself for this.
Give me, give me James Harder.
Ah, I was a first one of three.
Give me, give me James Harder with my first pick.
I want, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to, I want to distribute.
That's fire.
Gosh, this is extremely hard.
Very hard.
Hella hard.
But I think I'm going to lose his draft straight up.
This is probably going to be the first draft where I, 110% no, I lost.
So I think I'm going to go.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with Damien Lillard.
I lost.
Okay, it's a horrible pick.
All right.
I'm going.
Okay, we'll pick.
Okay.
Give me Charles Barkley and give me Nicola Yokic.
Dude, you can't.
Bro, you're cheating.
Are we doing that?
How's the cheating?
He's going to win a...
Oh, you're cheating.
What do you mean he's going to win?
He hasn't won yet.
That's very fair.
He's on the...
Okay.
Okay.
We picked Damian Lillard.
He's playing still.
Yeah, he's playing, but he don't got a chance.
He will never have a chance.
It's rats for him.
You pick the number one seat in the West?
Are you crazy?
He doesn't have running.
I mean, what do you want?
That should be.
That should be a patch.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
That's good.
You don't have a big name combination than me.
Okay.
All right.
It's on you, Mo.
Mo, it's your turn again.
Oh, it's on me?
Cool.
I'm picking Luca Donchison.
Fair enough.
Okay.
That's cool.
We playing that game?
Cool.
I'll play dirty.
Okay.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
All right.
I want to score.
Give me Tracy McGrady.
Oh, good pick.
Yeah.
Give me team Matt.
And then I need a big.
So.
uh yeah you know we we can run this give me joel and b we're just we're just building a better version
of the sixes right now okay it's not a bad pick i like that i like that all right so my turn
load your turn again okay cool has a keem won a ring before or no or yes yeah but keem one too
come back to back oh fuck you're right yeah yeah back to her okay i don't know how i forgot that
this guy let's thank okay cool um all right so i got
dame and i got lucca take kd he has no real rings i was going to say that too i was going to say that
i don't want to go i don't want to go through that turmoil that whole nasty discussion so
sheesh dirk what a ring fuck this is tough it is very tough i have to lean more towards current
players but that's too boring and that's kind of a cop-out isaac so damien lillard was your first
pick i know yeah but demon don't got a chance let's be real
pick you don't got a fucking chance so
damn
okay
this is tough bro i can't make this too long i gotta make my i gotta make my decision
real quick and so i'm gonna go ahead
and i need a big i need a big
let me get paul george fuck it let me get paul george
i was hoping he fell to me in my last pick okay yeah
that's a good one one thing i'm wondering is there's a few point guards i can choose from i'm trying
decide which one has pick a i blah blah blah or cp3 blah blah blah blah he's not what you say
he said he's a yeah he's a yeah he's a yeah he's not an a i type of guy oh really not the
type of guy wow okay no issue with a i okay point guard give me chris paul i need
oh eight chris paul with yokech elite playmaking okay
and then I need some shooting give me Reggie Miller as my two
okay okay okay I like that I like that I like that that's that solid
all right so who are some bigs who haven't won a ring yet
says one on off the top of my head off rip but I cannot name him that is illegal I can tell you
some but I think you can figure it out on your own why are you at why do you have to be like
that you said that so sassy too
Look at this out.
I'm going to look this up.
Okay.
Because you want to take 10 minutes for pick, I'm not going to help you.
Okay.
You know what?
I'm going to go ahead.
I'm going to go ahead and give me Rudy O'Barre.
Oh, my God.
What is this draft?
I got a big Rudy Go Bear, bro.
This man is trash.
This man is trash.
I called it off for him to lose this draft, bro.
Give me Rudy.
Oh, that's beautiful.
You should have put.
Patrick Ewing.
That's beautiful.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I love it.
Okay.
All right.
At my two,
give me Tracea McGrady's cousin.
Give me Vince Carter.
That's a good big.
Give me Vince Carter at the two.
And then at my four.
Dang.
Oh, at my four,
give me Chris Weber at my four.
Okay.
I like Donovan's team.
It's a funky-ass team.
I love it.
I love it.
Okay.
All right.
So for my four, it's a long list that I have to go through.
But, yeah, I'm not going to pick Patrick Ewing.
I don't want to do that.
I'm off.
My team is heavily based off of vibes, if you couldn't tell by now.
Yeah.
Shit.
I don't know why this is so hard for.
Huh?
I need a four.
I need a four.
Okay.
Or a wing.
Hey, there's one big bald man waiting for.
for you if you want to take him that's right all-star game all-star game is in is in Utah
he said he's coming out of retirement he says he's coming out of hiding what you're
going to do yeah he's coming out of retirement and the FBI is coming at your door right now
he's just at one more time he's there for the taking you can go yeah he's there he is there for
the taking but you know what let me go ahead do this the easy way and
Damn, bro.
This is so hard.
Like, y'all don't understand how my brain is trying to scan and pinolize every single NBA team, bro.
Fuck.
Stop giving them.
Stop giving them pigs.
Come on.
Yeah.
I know.
This is the worst draft of all time for me, bro.
Let me go ahead.
One.
Hold on.
Okay.
Damn.
I'm just fucking up.
All right.
Fuck it.
Let me go ahead and, uh, fucking give me Zion.
What don't what I'm supposed to say?
Fuck, bro.
Yeah, what are I to say?
The team is ass.
Okay.
Two stacks of ass, man.
For my last pick, I thought about Mello was my three.
I need better defense.
I thought about Elgin Baylor.
I probably need better shooting.
Just give me Jason Tatum.
Okay.
I need the three and D.
My team is not that bad, actually, compared to you guys.
No.
Chris Paul, Reggie Miller, Jason Tatum, Charles Barkley, Yokic.
Yeah, I got Damien Lillard.
I got Damieler, Lucid.
Donchitz, PG-13,
Zion Williamson, Rudy Gaubert.
It's a nice-ass team.
There's a clown in this lineup.
That's all I'm saying is,
evolve to swap members,
just one clown sticking out.
Your team wins 52 games in a regular season.
Oh, man.
Okay, that was a good draft.
Yeah.
Let's move on to the next thing.
So there's been a lot of talk about
is LeBron finally going to give up on the Lakers
and request the trade?
So, if the summer comes up,
And if LeBron request a trade, which team would you want to see him go to?
I want to see him take it back home and go to Miami.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like a part two to go back home.
And they think Cleveland, Miami's the right choice.
We're talking about reunion.
Yeah, exactly.
I would love Cleveland as well.
But Miami just feels so right.
And I feel like if that were to happen, I don't know how that's going to work with Jimmy Buller.
You could say he's making it where we're going to Russell Westbrook, but it's not that beautiful.
But he's not making shit work at Russell Westbrook.
It's been the opposite of working.
it couldn't be working less even
yeah that's funny
Miami still's right
I need to see Brown in Philly
I need to see him
Oh that's that's what I need
He the six has had a chance
A couple years ago to get the perfect like
Three guys if they could have gotten Paul George
A couple years ago
That would have fit beautifully
With Ben Paul George and Embed
I think if you can get LeBron
He takes the spot of those two
We'll see what happens with James Hardin
But even if you could replace James Hardin
with lebron james that's a that's a championship team yeah what if what if him and kd teamed up
in brooklyn stop that carrie going out the door stop kari going out the door realistic over here
i'm just saying it's not unrealistic katie would go to the lakers lebron is not going to brooklyn
savannah's cooking that man asked if you want to try to go to new york she lived in she lived
in cleveland for years they're they're going yeah right brooklyn's nice she would like new york
go over Cleveland. I promise you that.
All I'm saying is him and Katie together
for their swan song years, be kind of cool.
You absolutely right about that.
Everybody trying to be buddy, buddy, buddy, man.
Come on now.
Get out of here, old man.
Shut up.
Katie and LeBron, listen, if that happens,
that just confirms to me that Kevin Redge.
He doesn't want to win a championship.
He doesn't want a real ring, man.
We can't happen.
I ain't go lie.
I would also love to see LeBron on the Atlanta Oaks
to show these boys how to play fucking shit basketball.
Yeah, bro.
He would unlock Trey-Yo's game.
Absolutely.
I'm a hot-son and I'll rep it.
So what?
There's not many guards I want to see him with less than Trey Young.
Keep Trey-Young away from LeBron James, please.
Oh, man, that's a nasty take.
Worst take of all time.
Obviously, having him playing this to Luka would be cool, but...
Oh, actually, I want to see...
Fuck all that.
I want to see that.
He next to Yokic.
I want to see LeBron and Yokich.
Oh, no.
What needs to happen is LeBron needs to play with Dami Liver by his side.
That will be a disgusting combo.
Yeah, but where?
in Portland
Nah
Portland's nice
Portland's nice
He got
Like Nike's right up the road
Yeah Nike's right up the road
He got Anthony Simmons by his side
Dane LeBron
What Josh Hart who's left over
No Jeremy Grant
Are you kidding me?
Don't disrespect
Jeremy Grant is gone
If they get LeBron James
Come on
They can't keep them all
Brons should just retire
Brons should retire after this year
And just keep his body on ice
And then once Brony gets drafted
Then he can come back
And be a free agent
That's what you did
A mercenary
Yeah Bryce is looking
real nice.
That's funny.
Oh, I said Bryce.
Hold on.
Bronny's looking real nice.
All right.
I mean,
that's a good little secret.
The idea of LeBron
requesting a trade is
not having it.
Day by day,
it looks more,
more realistic.
That's all I'll say.
Nah, man.
Don't buy it.
Fake news.
Yeah, neither do I.
Next thing I want to do,
I want us to talk
about the oldest player
on every roster
because I think people
would be surprised
on who people are on these teams.
Okay.
So I'm going to name's NBA teams.
Y'all guess
who the oldest player
on this roster is.
Let's do it.
The Lakers, besides LeBron.
The Lakers beside LeBron.
All right, so who is on this roster, Donovan?
So, all right, so we got, it's not, we got Wantee, Kendrick Nunn, you got Pat Beb.
Is it Russ?
I think it's not Russ.
No, I'm going to, I think it's Pat Bev.
It is Pat Bev.
Pat Bev is four months older than Russell Westbrook.
Oh, okay.
okay damn
real close enough
it's not terrible
Patrick Beverly
he's been the old head
now is wild
yeah
he's been an old head
like for 10 years
yeah
what about the Miami Heat
oh
Dennis Haslam
oh you Donna's Haslam
yeah
besides you Donnas Haslam
oh Devinvin Vane then
I mean not Devin Bain
Des, wait
fuck what's his name
Desmond Bain
Oh you're talking about
you're talking about Dwayne deadman
It's not Dwayne deadman
Oh it's Kyle Larry then easy
Yep
it's
sick ass, he's 36.
Damn.
You're nasty.
36, bro.
Shit.
They're nasty.
What about the clippers?
For clippers?
Ooh, this is kind of hard.
This is a little bit.
Yeah, they got hell of pieces.
Is it Marcus Morris?
Mo, what's your guess?
Shit.
If it's not Marcus Morris,
is it older than Kauai?
Is it John Wall?
He is not Marcus Morris.
It's not John Wall.
Whoa.
Neither of those guys.
Oh, it's Rachel Jackson then.
No, it's not Richard Jackson.
Damn, I have no idea, bro.
Mad confident.
Who is it?
Like, is it Norman Powell?
No.
Y'all's going to name every player on the roster.
It is Nicholas Batum at 34 years old.
Oh, but he forgot about his French ass.
Damn.
Yeah.
Yeah, I forgot about him.
Makes sense.
Wiley veteran.
Fourth quarter, why Baton in?
Makes sense.
I said that.
What about the Memphis Grizzlies?
Oh, Danny Green.
Yeah, people forget Danny Green's on the Grizzlies.
He's not on the team.
There he is.
Average is four.
The Memphis Grizzlies pay his salary, that's all I'll say.
He's not on the team.
He'd be doing media availability and everything.
What about the Cleveland Capiliers?
Kevin Love.
Surprisingly, it's not Kevin Love.
Oh, it's Ricky Rubio.
It's not Ricky Rubio either
Oh
You might forget this guy's on the team
If you don't watch them every night
He must not get that much PT then
It's not Caleb or Ricky Rubio then
Who the fuck could it be
Their guards are straight
He's a couple months older than Caleb
I'll say that
A couple months older than Caleb
Damn
I thought Caleb was the only old head on that team
That's what I thought too
One more
There's one more old man there
I cannot remember
Damn
Can you tell us when he was drafted?
I'll say this is his first
year on the team i think oh so he's new then i definitely wouldn't know yeah yeah i'm blinking
can you tell me when he was drafted i don't know who is it before 2010 we're not playing 20
it has to be who is it yeah it's robin lopez oh damn i forgot about him he's such a nobody
he's on the calves yeah bro his biggest moment of the year was when he made that tweet about donovan
Mitchell 71 point game, bro.
After that, I don't remember him.
That last one.
Who is the oldest player on the Knicks?
On the who?
Damn. Donovan, you should know this.
The Knicks. I'm out of this, Donovan.
You should be embarrassed, ashamed of yourself if you don't know this, Donovan.
I know it.
I probably don't know it.
Oh, my God.
You should know then.
I'm blanking.
You're a fake fan.
Oh, it's Derek.
It was Derek Rose, 34 years old.
Yeah, man.
Isn't that fucking crazy?
Derek Rose is the old head of his team?
That's crazy as hell, man.
Just the other day he was slam dunking when he was 21, 22 years old
They won an MVP's RIP.
Damn.
RIPP, he's alive.
Them knees are dead.
His knees are not alive.
The knees are dead.
We're celebrating the 10-year death anniversary of his knees as wild.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Okay, that's all the names I got.
Cool.
Nice.
So, next tick top, we're flying through these.
Next one, we're going to redraft.
Let me just say the hook.
Let's redraft the 2018 NBA draft.
I need to look up
I have the worst time
remembering
I'm in my bag right now
I ain't got to look at a
first overall pick
Let's run up the list
Luca don't just
We don't even have to conversate about that
All right
Top two
We might have to have a little bit
Conversation I feel like I know
Were you guys gonna lean towards
I'm taking Treon for number two
Because I don't think
This is who he is this season
And wait
Yeah I'm not rocking with you
I'm not rocking with you
I'm not rocking with you
She's number two
She is number two
Off for just one season like this
Yep
Shea's number two.
I'm projecting forward.
Shea is going to be better than Trey.
Luka.
That's crazy.
The recent he buys is nasty.
Future defensive player of the year,
Jaron Jackson Jr. is at three.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Try Young's probably number three.
Best role player in the game.
McKell Bridges is at four?
You're nasty, bro.
No, okay.
In all seriousness,
Trey Young's number three.
Yeah.
Is Jaron Jackson number four?
Jaron Jackson is number four.
Yeah.
Okay.
McHall Bridges.
Are we going Bridges or Aiden's at five?
Teammates.
Give me,
McKell Bridges.
Give me McKell Bridges.
Oof.
I have,
I still have faith that
with a different team
that doesn't fucking hate
them.
Purely off of vibes.
I still have faith
that with a different team
whose coach doesn't
fucking hate them
that DeAndra Aten
can be better.
But I guess we've got to go
Bridges for now.
Yeah.
Purely off the vibes.
I look at,
I look at Deandra Ait
and I get disappointed.
I can't,
I can't have them on my squad.
Yeah.
Can't do it.
Can't do it,
bro.
Okay,
but next then,
are we,
at six,
Are we going to go DeAndre Aden or Anthony Simons?
No, we're taking Jalen Brunton because he was in that draft.
Oh, he was?
Yeah, so Jalen Brunton next?
Yes.
Okay, Jalen Brunton at six.
Yeah.
Seven, Aiden or Simons?
Simons.
Damn!
I think I'm going to lean DeAndre Aden.
I still believe his potential on a different team.
Yeah, you're overruled on that one, Donovan.
Let's do Aiden.
That's fine.
He's still trash.
Oh, no, we forgot about?
Hold on.
Is it Aiden or Robert Williams?
Aiton, okay, that's not, okay, let's relax now.
Donovan, what do you think?
Let's be real.
Robert Williams.
Yeah.
No, I'm telling you guys, it's purely off vibes for me.
I really-
Purely off-a-vives.
Bro, I'm telling you.
The dreads is doing it for you.
I get upset.
I get upset watching DeAndre Ait and play basketball.
He's a, he's a disappointment to me.
Let's be real.
I'll rock with Aiden.
I'll rock with Aiden over Williams.
But Robwell is an elite defender.
Yeah, for sure.
Is it Robert Williams or Anthony Simons?
I think I'm going to lean Robert Williams.
He's a legit elite rim protector.
I got to have Anthony Simons.
He's a legit room protector.
Why? Just because it's a nicer bag.
But he's not someone that I have any chance of building my franchise around.
So I'm definitely taking time.
You're not building your franchise on Anthony Simons?
I'm not, but I have a better chance of Simons than Robert Williams for damn straight.
If you're building neither of your team around, neither one of these guys been built around, so why even consider that?
These guys are tertiary.
I'd rather have Anthony Simons as a cornerstorms.
piece because he if anything went wrong i could get more out of iron for simons than robert
williams period i'm picking rob will what about you donovan well considering that i had
simons and then rob well i would take simons i i would take i would take simons it is y'all are
underrating defense okay is robert williams next yeah for sure yeah okay so for our 10th spot
we have we have some of those names we have kevin herder kevon herrard vanderbilt kevon herder
Jared Vanderbilt
Um
De Anthony Melton
Surprise pick
Oh he's a second round
He's fucking fantastic bro
He's fantastic
And Gary Trent Jr.
Wendell Carter Jr.
Oh
I'm good
I'm good on Wendell
Wendell was nice
I'm good on Wendell
Putting there
There's a lot of options
I think it's either between
Wendell or Kevin
And it depends
What you really value
At the end of the day
Would you guys take Wendell
Over Gary Trent Jr?
Yeah I'm not really considering
and Gary Trent.
I'd rather have Kavana harder than Gary Trent, Jr.
Yeah, same.
I think I'd rather have Wendell over Kevin.
No.
I don't know.
Wendell's nice.
Yeah, Wendell's nice.
He's a great all around.
What Kevin is doing this year and being able to shoot lights out and his ability, his ability
to shoot off of casting shoots, his movement off the ball has been great this year.
he's been extremely efficient
I'm taking Kevin Herder over Wendell Carter Jr.
All right, let's go come on Herder
I'm with it, we'll go with him
Okay, I'm not hanging on that, let's do it
It's a good ass draft man
Yeah, this is one of the
This is easily one of the greatest drafts
Of all time, period
Mm-hmm
Easley one of the greatest
Yeah, for sure, Donovan
Is the top five?
I don't know if it's top five
But it's one of the top five
It's gonna be one of the 10thes
It's gonna finish top five
Yeah, top five of me
Obviously 84 and no three other ones
that are like there
Oh, you know what you should do for a next draft video?
Let's draft the best NBA drafts.
Okay, that's crazy.
That's all-D.
Wow.
Okay.
Last thing for you out of here, we have another one, the one with the all-time finishes.
Let's save it for next week.
Last team for you out of here, we're going to do another jersey old versus new.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's go, let go, let go.
Go ahead and pull up the group chat.
Let's take a look at these pictures, Donovan curated for us.
Yes, sir.
So let's pull them up.
which NBA jersey is better old or new the Minnesota Timberwolves
the old one is easily better it's easily easily better oh yeah I love the font I love
the font the new one looks hard the trees on the collar is hard the color is hard
Minnesota has some good jerseys now I don't dislike them but it's tough
sounds like you're just describing KG as a player the old the old Minnesota
the jerseys are one of the best NBA jerseys, like, of all time.
I think, I think these, I think these are easily better than the ones they have now.
Easy, I agree.
They fill off hard.
Their design team is ass.
I wrote about the Phoenix Suns.
I like new.
Modern ones.
Yeah.
The ones we're looking at these 2000s ones, these 2000s ones are horrible.
This purple stripe on the side, awful.
It's everything wrong with 2000s jerseys.
Yeah, no.
There's not a single good thing that I could say about the son's old school jersey whatsoever, bro.
What is that fucking circle around their number?
Who thought of that?
Ask, that's what it is.
I like the circle.
The circle is cool.
It's so random.
It doesn't do anything to add to the jersey whatsoever.
The new Phoenix jersey is mad plain.
It doesn't do anything.
At least it's inoffensive.
At least it's inoffensive.
The other son's one is the older one is actively horrible.
Yeah, I hate on the stripe.
I like the strike.
Couldn't be me.
Listen, if we were talking the Charles Barclay-era ones, that'd be a different conversation.
Yeah.
It's terrible.
No, it's been consistently downhill since the 90s for the Souts.
They have, they beat then.
That's funny.
Okay.
What about New Orleans?
This is tough, because I actually feel like...
Yeah, this is tough.
This damn rare tiebreaker to me.
I kind of like the Pelicans jerseys.
I kind of like the Pelicans jerseys right now.
Me too, honestly.
I think they fit the city.
I think the.
font is really nice yeah yep i think i think i'll take the old ones though the pinstripe on it is
really i'm just fake i'm just i really like them you tell i'm fake i like the new ones
you say i'm fake mo you know you faked us out you were talking us into the new ones and you're
like i'm gonna take the old ones yeah i like the pinstrikes yeah i don't know i think you're
right i think the font feels very new orleans it feels very by you style and the stripes on the
side also feel fitting and i like the brightness of the red more than like the color scheme
of the pelicans.
Yeah, I agree.
I mean, I like the brightness of the red
more than like the color scheme
of the Hornets.
So I think I'm a lean new,
but just barely.
Yeah, same.
Agreed.
Next one, the Brooklyn Nets.
The old one.
The old New Jersey Nets,
those actually have some personality.
The new Brooklyn ones,
they are straight black and white.
Very boring.
Not interesting at all.
Yeah.
I don't like them.
They're not bad.
They're fine.
Yeah.
When I think about the Nets jersey, I think about depression.
Who went through this, bro?
Who decided to go from that to that?
That's one of the biggest falls of the NBA history.
Depression.
Yeah, bro.
That's crazy.
You said the Nets jersey is a bipolar disorder.
That's wild.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
I don't have a problem with the new ones, but I think the best jerseys the Nets have now
are the throwback jerseys to this older era.
I think that says a lot.
Yeah.
By far, bro.
Next one.
the Denver Nuggets
I like the new
Wait, hold on
This is no
You're wrong
The old ones are better
The light blue is classic
What would
The powder blue
It is so hard to mess up
It's so hard to mess up
Powder Blue uniforms
In all
In every single sport
It is insanely hard
Yeah
It's the same reason why the charge
It's the same reason
Why the Chargers
Arguably have the
The greatest football jersey
Of all time
With their powders
You write about that
I'm tripping
I think
The Nuggets have
really good alternate jerseys now but their base jersey is just all right and if you
applied that powder blue jersey to today's cuts it would be gorgeous oh my goodness yeah i'm sure
right about that yeah i'm tripping going old if we get a throwback jersey with if we get a throwback
jersey today with the old powder blue beautiful yeah damn last one the pacers i like the new one actually
i like the i like the new one i think it's i think it's very creative i like the font for
the Indiana a little bit better.
So yeah, I'm going to take the new one.
Yeah, I'm going to take the new one as well.
I like the all-aroundness.
The jersey just feels more complete.
And Indiana's jersey back then just seems more plain.
I don't know.
They didn't do too much.
Yeah.
2010's jerseys were just obsessed with 2000s and 2010's jerseys
were just obsessed with vertical stripes being in random places.
And I think this Pacer's jersey is a prime example.
The new one is just way more clean.
I don't even think it's a conversation.
Yeah, easily.
Shout out the Pacers, man.
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