The Deep 3 Podcast - We Put Every 2025-2026 NBA Team In A Tier List | Ep. 166
Episode Date: November 7, 2025Organizing every NBA team in a tier list after 2 weeks! #nba Check out the TD3 merch: https://the-deep-3-shop.fourthwall.com/ Listen on Spotify!: https://open.spotify.com/show/3elbbqVumwqz8wlIdknsL...W Listen on Apple Podcasts!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-deep-3-podcast/id1657940794 Follow us on TikTok!: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeepthree Follow us on Instagram!: https://www.instagram.com/thedeep3podcast/ Isaac's twitter: https://twitter.com/byisaacg Mo's twitter: https://twitter.com/Mojo99_ Donnavan's twitter: https://twitter.com/Dsmoot3D 0:00- Intro 2:39- tier list 1:41:10- tiktok time Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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we have spent the last two weeks learning observing fact gathering as we watched the first couple weeks of basketball learning what we need to know about every single NBA team past couple weeks these episodes have been based around telling you guys everything we've learned last week it was one thing about every single team today we're going to distill all that information and put every single NBA team into a tier list and kind of take a lay of the land and put teams into groups of how we view them compared to their peers yeah it's more of like like a vibes tier list as opposed to like a true power ranking exactly
Yeah, it's not a power ranking at all.
We're not going to rank them against each other.
As you see on here, we have general vague types of teams for these tier lists.
We have the championship favorites, real contenders, teams that one move away, solid playoff teams, play and bound teams, bad teams that are fun, bad teams that are not fun, and teams that deserve relegation.
Relegation is so mean.
I think we all know.
I think we all know who it is.
So we'll get to all this.
Put every team into a group based on just how we're viewing them around the league.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
And before we cue the intro music, before we get started, I think we all.
think we do acknowledge you are both wearing the same shoes and i think that's very cute once again
i was here first i promised you i got dressed before he did i told him as soon as he walked in
you have to go home you have to change obviously we can't be wearing the same thing he did not listen
he's biting my swag of course you say that but i thought about this outfit first i planned this
outfit for over the last like three or four weeks coordinated perfectly and i put it on better than you
too. There's no way, there's no way
that you've been thinking about this outfit for.
Hell yeah. Four weeks of playing. That's what you came up with.
Every single outfit. From that,
from that, from that,
egregious lie alone. That makes it worse. Yeah,
you got to change. It's not a lie. I create every single
outfit, bro. I could literally, so, yeah, I can show you my
what do you have for dinner tonight? You don't know. I, I spend
all my thought process on my fits. I don't give a fuck about dinner. I don't
give a fuck about none of that. It's my fits.
He's a liar. Great. Well,
do you guys can decide who wore it better? You can get to
bottom of this and who is that fault here for wearing the same shoes what that
why you're not wearing the same shoes that's the real question because your
your fit would have been elevated the guy owned tims it's about to get cold it's about
to start snow it is yeah I have other kinds of boots but not Tim's yeah but with that
being said let's put every single NBA team into a cheer list based on the top of team
they are after two weeks cue the intro music we're throwing it back
whoa that's crazy he was bragging I don't eat his shit
The cranium is crazy.
Oh, my God.
Crown eaters rejoice.
So where do you guys want to start with this?
Obviously, we have a wide range of type of teams.
What team is on top of your thought right now that you want to start with?
The team that honestly, I need to, I need to tap in even more with them.
But championship favorite Oklahoma City Thunder.
I watched them
and I haven't been
as tapped in with them
as I was last year
because they're on cruise control
They are 100% on cruise control
They just lost the first game
Losing to the Trowbages
by two points after a big comeback
And which Denny of Dia
I think had a triple double
If not he was damn close
He might have been like one rebound away
I can't remember the final stat line
But he went crazy
All start level stat line
They're playing without Chet
Playing without Jado
Playing without several other shooters
He finally dropped a game
To go 8 and 1
Yeah they have nobody on their team right now
Caruso's been in and out
Lou Dort's been in and out.
Those are the other guys
you've been talking about
and they feel like
the same exact team
with the same story line
still the best defense
by a sizable margin
in the NBA.
She just continues to be
better and better.
He's averaging like 33
consistently this year,
you know?
Whole life is consistent.
And an interesting part
they're doing is because
they're down so many bodies.
They are purposely putting
Shea with the worst
offensive players they have in these
lineups because they're saying
we have these few offensive players
that can do something
AJ Mitchell, Hartenstein, Joe and Wiggins, they're going to play the bench lineup so we can
hopefully find a way to score when Shea's not playing.
And then when Shea is playing, give them all defenders, we know he can carry the offense.
So he's playing with absolute bullshit in terms of offensive spacing right now and still
finding a way to win 90% of their games.
The interesting part with them too is that, especially to start this season, it feels like
it's the same as last year where nobody is really giving them enough credit for just winning games.
because last year obviously like they they win high 60s that's that's awesome but you miss
chet for a majority of the season you miss heartenstein for for some time guys were in and out
of the lineup the entire time and the fact that you were still able to win 70 that's a testament
to like obviously their entire team but then shade just being crazy and at that level and it's
the same thing this year where you don't have j-dub and chet has like again like that you
mentioned caruso the lineup hasn't been the exact lineup that won the chamber
in game seven or in the finals last year and they still got out to this crazy start they're
still defending at a at a crazy high level like we can we can look in another two weeks or in
you know Christmas whatever whatever benchmark that you want we're going to look at that and
they're still going to be at the top of the league in wins they're going to have one of the best
three defenses in the league the offense is going to be fine they're one of the best one
defenses and they're won by a wide margin
I want to get them just even just a little
bit of wiggle room for playing no one's close
right now playing with anybody
and it's just going to be amazing because
how are you doing this with your backups and
with not your best? Because Mark Dagnall is the best
defensive coach in the NBA and it's not even
particularly close at this point but yeah
they're going to be championship favorites until proven otherwise
and by proven otherwise that means unless
there's a drastic injury that changes things
because even as they missed games and miss guys
in the lineups almost no matter who
they have around Shea as long as Shay is there
they're going to be championship favorites.
Yeah.
Let's go to a team
that has been on the top of conversation a lot lately,
a team that we didn't talk about much last week
and people were asking us to talk about them.
People that are fans of this team
are adding me on Twitter nonstop,
asking for an apology to one specific player on this team.
What do you want to do with the Chicago Bulls?
Oh, man.
The surprise of the season, win-wise,
they're winning lots of games,
losing very little games.
Josh Giddy is making lots of shots,
missing very little shots.
It's been one of the best
schemed offenses in the league, I think.
Billy Donovan's on the short list for coach of the year
and Josh Giddy is on the short list for most improved player
of the year.
Yeah, so the Chicago Bulls have been the surprise of the year.
It feels like every two or three years the bull
start off the regular season
within the same pace, the same route
within the first 10 to 11 games or whatever
and they're doing the same thing.
But I feel like this type of leap from Josh Giddy
shooting what he's shooting from three point line.
and like what he's doing in the paint as well
get into the room I think he's averaging like
12 points per game in the paint
alone which is insane for someone
of his standards who
there was a meme of him a couple years ago
where someone put up a graphic
of his scouting
scouting graphic and they said
he has no bursts he can't shoot
he can't finish in the paint
that whole that whole entire thing
is false now through years of
development through his game and seeing
what he's doing feels like
It feels real, maybe not to this degree where he's literally like one of the two or three
best guards in the Eastern Conference right now.
But I will say, I think this probably can lend them to being like a solid playoff team
if this feels real.
I think there's playoff playing bound, but they're, to me the line is either the
worst team in solid playoff team or the best team in play and bound because I think they
went from everybody saying, eh, it's a nine or ten seed to, it's a six or seven seed.
Just because there's other better teams in the conference, I think,
we have more faith in long term.
But I think with Josh Giddy specifically, it's pretty real.
I think he's obviously a player that has always had the strengths and weaknesses, right?
And the strengths haven't quite been strong enough to overcome the crazy weaknesses that are very easy to scheme against,
which specifically made it.
So nobody believes in him in terms of playing basketball at a high level against winning teams in a playoff environment specifically.
Obviously he was really bad in the OKC playoff series, helping off him nonstop, who was a cone.
And then last year in the playing game didn't go great either.
It was just if you can't be a consistent threat to shoot, people aren't going to have a,
big issue with helping off you leaving you wide open, even if you can hit a decent clip,
they're going to ignore you. And defensively, he wasn't anything noteworthy. So all the
strengths as a slasher and as a passer weren't really allowed to shine because the weaknesses
held them back. I think the strengths are stronger now and the weaknesses are weaker now.
It feels like the development you'd want to see from Josh Kitty. Obviously, he's shooting
43% from three. I don't know if that's sustainable. But the end of last season, when he went crazy
for those last 20 games, it was because the three-point shot was falling and opened up everything
else, we said, okay, you've never shot this whole before. I'll believe it when I see it
again. We're seeing it again. So if the shooting leap is real and maybe not 43%, but he is just
a good shooter now that will shoot 38% and is even better as a driver, even better as a
passer, this is just a very good player now, if that's the case. The Chicago Bulls have elevated
themselves out of playing range to a solid playoff team. Okay. Yeah. I believe this. And because
hope is on the way, reinforcements are on the way. Like when Kobe White comes back and you
And you do add another guard who can score the basketball like he can.
Then I think that their offense gets super, super scary and everything that they're doing just elevates to another level.
So with that, also with the team that we thought we're going to be in the middle of the east that we're going to take up this like one move away type of, you know, category.
They're also not really firing on all cylinders.
Teams, we can be specific here.
Because the Hawks are mid, they have allowed the bulls to slip into the 60 potentially.
Well, the Hawks, yo, saying the Hawks versus crazy
when the Orlando Magic exists right in front of our faces.
All healthy, by the way.
Both shows suck.
Fair enough.
Yeah, so they could be five or six,
and if we think those two teams are going to be bad,
which we'll get to them a little bit later.
This team has a range of being from five to seven-ish, right?
If this is all real, which I think it is,
Billy Donovan, he's an amazing coach right now.
The way they're playing with this pace and space style
that we saw that movement last year,
it's better now because Josh Gidey is playing at a true all-star level,
year-two Modis Bezellos who we all love up here.
I buy it.
I'm not ready to be like, you know,
this crazy.
start is like we need to take them seriously to make a deep run the playoffs i'll slow down a little bit
and see what happens and the three-point shooting stuff normalizes as a defense because they're
currently topped in defense yeah what we talked about last week they have the most shooting luck ever
which maybe there is something they're doing right you know the Celtics have had good shooting
luck for years because they're really good at allowing the right shooters really good at contesting
and all this stuff if you tell me that we look up 40 games in the season and we find out that
billy donovan has implemented system where he also is just a good coach at a defendant the three-point
line i'll believe you i'll need to see a little more than eight games before i get there so for now i'm
assuming the defense will regress to not be top 10, but the offense will stay top 10-ish.
That's a solid playoff team.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
Shout out Josh Giddy, man.
People were asking for an apology.
I'm like, look, an apology.
He got better.
He's playing good now.
Good for him.
I mean, he still would play terrible.
And people are trying to relitigate the whole trade thing with Caruso.
That's what they're talking about.
They won a championship.
I know.
I don't care.
Like, I hope he continues to play well for the Bulls.
It's a fun team, but I don't exactly feel like we were proven wrong.
He's just, I guess we got proven wrong because we did write him off as.
never going to be worthwhile to build around. So I guess in that way, maybe he's changing the book
there. But for now, I'm willing to say, I'm happy for him, continue to play well. I'm not really
ready to, like, rewrite the book on Josh Gidey. Yeah, I mean, people are forever going to feel,
not forever, but they're going to feel dicey about someone like Josh Giddy and players of that
caliber who are on the fence of being productive, but still do like outstanding stuff on the
court that only is like a small group of players in the league can do. It's just going to take him
some time to shake off the
what he's known for. Shake off
the, what's the word that I'm looking for?
I'm a blanket right now.
The reputation.
Reputation, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I think if he does this
past All-Star break, then it's like, okay,
like, this feels real. This is so reductive,
and it's not fair to him, per se.
But I do need to see in the playoffs, just because
the question is more really, like,
can he be a good slasher and passer as the core of his game,
which is doing really well now? I buy that he got better at that,
and this is, like, the finalized version, and that's a strength
of his,
I fully believe that that makes sense
I need to see what the shooting aggressiveness
looks like against playoff defenses
is he going to be able to pull it with confidence
is it going to be consistent
I don't know if he has to pull up
Is the slashing going to stand up against playoff defenses
Like you know like all that small stuff
That'll be the difference
I can fully buy that he's a guy
That'll put up points rebounds assist
And if that's proving us wrong
Then you guys don't have that
Before I get into like this is a all start of a player
We should build around and like really take seriously
I do like to see it in the playoff setting
Yeah it takes a while for me
Even players that I don't have
terrible terrible like bad priors on it takes so much to actually be like yeah we can build around
you yeah because you can say that and if their lot in life is solid playoff team and they get to
be the four seed and like you're building around him in that way then cool like good good for you
but like whenever whenever i hear somebody say yeah we want to build around him okay then you clearly
think that this player can be the focal point of a team that can make the conference finals or
make the finals.
And I'm just not there yet with Josh Gidea.
But I do think he,
I do think he can be an all-star this year.
So I'm trying to balance not saying,
the way I framed it earlier,
I made it sound more harsh.
I don't want to say like,
we're not going to change our mind at all.
Because if he makes an all-star game,
that's obviously more than we anticipated from him.
So in that way we were wrong.
But just in the overarching grand scheme of things
of what it can lead to,
I got to see in the playoffs.
Yeah.
It's kind of like this bonus thing
where I'm like,
I really got to see it work
in a certain scenario before I can really care.
And even if it doesn't necessarily work
to that degree, like, again,
similar to Subonis, this is the Chicago Bulls here.
We have to go ahead and like, we recalibrate our expectations for them.
And when it comes to what's happened so far, this is good.
You know, we can't ask for better.
I will say we're wrong about one thing.
Maybe it's not the worst trade of all time, actually.
Maybe we can say it's a win-win trade.
I think that's a fair thing we can give Bulls fans of us being wrong about.
Is that at the very least, we said you're crazy for not getting a first-on pick for Alex
for Rousseau because we did not view Josh Giddy as a positive asset in a huge way
considering you get to pay him.
And now if he is going to be this type of all-star level guy
that can give production to this middling team
that's trying to build from the middle
and try to find the most value they can
from non-premier assets,
then now it's certainly a big win-win trade.
Yeah, I can agree with that.
Because Alex Russo is worth, on the open market,
one or two first-on picks.
Josh Giddy is clearly worth that at this point,
in this version of him for this specific team.
I have to rethink that, but okay, we can ride with that.
I don't want to hate on Josh Giddy right now.
Because he is playing well,
but like okay cool yeah so there you go we were wrong about this being a terrible trade it is now
win-win trade that we're not admitting that we were wrong but like it's it's it's the trade is open
to relit the trade is under appeal that's that's what we do that okay yeah okay you're on track to
being a win-win trade assuming this 15 games is real yes there you go uh what do you want to do with
new york next they're so weird to decide in my mind what i want to lay them don't what's your
current feel about the Knicks watching this team making this new scheme go into place underneath
Mike Brown? They're real contenders. It's just going to take a while to get there. I think if we did
them, if we put them on this tier right now, they kind of feel like they're one move away.
What does that move? Because that was my thing is obviously on paper before the season, they're
real contenders, but we hear two weeks later to kind of talk about what we've seen aside from
that prior assumption. What would that move be? Do you think they need to address?
So, okay, so if you asked me like three days ago or four days ago, I would have said some more perimeter, like, defense, basically somebody to take the Josh Hart role because he wasn't playing super well.
Josh Hart has been playing well over the last couple games.
And so I feel better about them now.
There's sometimes where I guess I would say back a point guard because like Deuce is, uh, Deuce McBride, he's not like a point guard in that way.
Yeah.
And so that's like you had Brogden on the, on the roster.
he retired colic is he's good i really like tyler colic but i don't know if he's ready to
step into being like a backup real rotational point guard for a championship team so maybe
maybe that but do they have an actual avenue to make a substantive move because i feel like the one
move away tier we need to use that for players that for teams that realistically we think can make that
jump into real contenders and if you're feeling they're not quite there right now they obviously
have made several all in moves starting with o g then going to mcale then going to cat they're obviously
pretty set in who they are.
So if you're not confident that they can really win a championship this year, maybe for
now they go in a solid playoff team.
So, okay.
The thing is like, I feel like they are, I will put them in the category of one move away,
but I do think that, like, while they may not have a specific move that they can make,
it's literally just time that they need.
Because I think, like, you're still seeing Kat adjust to his new role.
And he's been a little bit more aggressive over the last couple games.
Brunson playing off ball has been.
awesome. Brunson's been really, really good. I feel like you've seen as confident offensively
of a McHale Bridges as you've seen in a while. So the move away is waiting. Yeah. Are we giving
them that? Does that make sense? It's legit time. Because I think that they are genuinely better
than the Chicago Bulls. And I understand that they don't have a move to make, but they are at least
a tier above that. Well, keep in mind, that's a big tier. That's a broad tier. So it doesn't take away
the Bulls element of it. We're not saying their quality team similar to the Bulls, you know.
but I think real contenders we should be pretty
we should be pretty firm
I still feel good about even in this conference
do you want to give him one move away being waiting
I would be feel I'll feel comfortable
with that I do think if something crazy
was to happen I don't think anything crazy is going to happen
with the roster at all it has to be like internally which
again to your point is time I feel okay with
putting them in one move away is that a move
is that hurting the integrity of the category of what we mean
for it to mean they've just been so weird
but it's not a move necessarily
It's just time.
So that's not a move.
So what I'm hearing is right now
they're a solid playoff team
and you believe they can become real contenders.
Is this a list that we want to set the precedent
of projecting what we think people can become
or are we doing what they are now?
I feel like it's probably more fair to decide that
based off of what they are right now
and build on the storyline as the season goes on.
So right now they're a good playoff team
and they can break in real contenders with time?
I guess so.
Okay, but like what if
what do you guys think though?
About them?
To me, I think it just comes down to
what we want to do with this.
list. But I do agree right now they're looking like a good playoff team that we all had the
preseason expectations of the Mingrook contenders. And that's both around the idea that we thought
Kat going back to power forward would be good for him defensively and they can get a better
chance of having a good playoff defense. We'll see what that looks like as much Robinson can
continue to play more and more minutes as the season goes on hopefully. And that was also contingent
on Mike Brown being uniquely capable of utilizing Kat better than Tom Tibido was.
Since they didn't really run anything for Kat that really made us feel like they were maximizing
his value. That hasn't happened yet either. So I see the vision.
and then being real contenders,
but we do got to see it,
and thus far we haven't.
So, again, to me,
it's really,
do we want to project it,
do we don't want to say what they are now?
Or maybe should we just do a little bit of both?
And for this cheer list,
I don't know.
That is why I'm asking for the one move away
to just be weight.
I'm okay with the idea of that in theory,
but a lot of teams would be there.
Then at that point,
the tier list is just like very good playoff team.
We're not actually making it one move away.
They're,
but they don't have a specific move.
Like they,
then they're not one move away.
No, but they're like functionally, like actually strapped to do that.
Then they don't want to move away.
Then they are who they are and you're hoping they're getting real contenders.
Yeah, we can just set them as a solid playoff.
I just don't want to see our logos next to you.
That's really what it is.
I don't want to see it.
And I understand that we have lost the game to them, but I don't.
That doesn't help.
This is an fire ranking.
That doesn't matter.
That'll be a big tier.
My time will come in a couple weeks.
But like it'll look fine thing.
That's going to be a huge tier.
Yeah.
I feel like every single team is not.
not so glued into like what the tier actually like it's not glued to who's who's next to them it's
about them and how they're pacing right now as an individual organization 100% yeah i will say
off of off of last night though i mean they they woke the timber wolves and and was and was back
they came they they beat them down oh i didn't even realize and came back last night i didn't even see
that yeah we could talk about them next they're so weird okay that's a good example are they
want to move away because they are a weird team like you said they are a team that does not have a
point guard.
They have a center in Rudy Gobert, who I think to the eye test, and if we can say,
he's taking another step back offensively, for sure.
He's entering, does nothing tier offensively.
I heard Zach Lowe said he's entering the PJ Tucker tier of usage.
That's what it feels like, but also their defense lives and dies by Rudy Gaubert's presence.
His on-off numbers are ridiculous, like always, because they have no other centers behind
him that can defend worth a damn.
The Nasree, Julius Randall Minutes are a nightmare defensively.
So the one in the five aren't looking particularly great right now, but we know what
they are in the middle and the nucleus that team is extremely good.
sounds to me that's a definition one move away.
Yeah, they are.
And then alongside their defense not necessarily looking the same earlier this year
compared to last year.
Last year they also had a slow start.
But in my mind, that's more justifiable considering you are integrating a whole new
entire player who absorbs a lot of usage on the court in Julius Randall.
This year there's no really like excuse for that.
And so seeing that and also seeing that, oh shit, like you guys are ass at rebounding as well,
at least on the defensive side of the ball.
I think they were like 17th on that side of the floor as well.
And then you also consider, oh, shit, like we are missing to kill Alexander Walker.
That's pretty much our only loss in this offseason.
I do feel like they're one of the teams that are poised to re-up and rejuvenate themselves
and genuinely and actually be one move away from serious contention.
Yeah.
And maybe we could do solid playout team because we're kind of a lot of bail.
But I do think they have a clear path to getting better.
You know, they can acquire a guard.
They have young players in Rob Dillingham.
They have salary in Dontony Vincenzo.
they want to go their noise read route that's available to them they have moves to move around
and i think we've seen them being in the conference finals multiple times in a row so we can give them
the credit that we know when this team clicks and has everything they need around and they have
a high as high as i have a ceiling as anybody in the conference clearly they're there yeah i think
like their their one move is is obviously like very very clear yeah of what they have to do but
they also they have they have one move also in the idea of like you can't mess up your you're your one
Yeah, they need a guard
And they need to figure out their defensive identity
And get that back
Which I think that we can give that
Assume that it'll happen
It's happened every time
With Rudy Gobert and this era
And the guard move is right there
In front of our faces
Right now
I don't want to admit it
But it might be
Their bottom five in defense right now
Yeah
That's outrageous
I have to just assume
That that that won't be the case
Going forward
I have to assume that small sample size
And a rough start
Yeah
That's true
Yeah I can't put too much buy
into team stats like that just said when we traditionally know them to be that but you are like
you guys are right uh like the whole naz read and julius randall conversation being the lone
bigs out there whose defense are the complete opposite of ruddy go bear asking nazaree to
like produce positively when he's not shooting well is like asking me to fly her wings out of my
back right now it's not happening brother you know yeah and they can trade one or i think they can
trade if i'm looking correctly up to two first on picks right now so
They have a move to make.
They have Rob Dillingham
and up to two first-time picks.
If a really good guard
that compliments
Anthony Edwards becomes available,
I think it'll be heavy
on the market.
Yeah.
Yeah, they are one move away.
Rockets.
They're real contenders.
That's a real contender.
They're real contenders.
Do we want to,
is there any argument
for one move away
given the guard situation
or do we want to say
their strengths are so strong
anyways that yes,
they have this fatal flaw now.
I shouldn't even say fatal.
They have this apparent flaw now
post Fred Van Vendliet
but they're still
an extremely good offense
and we know what they can do
defensively.
Are they still a real contender
despite the weakness.
Yes, because I think the fact that, the fact that, one, you don't have Fred
and you still have the best offense in the league, I think that in itself is like,
we have to grade you on what we've seen and not the hypothetical of what could have been
coming into the year.
And they've been awesome.
We talked about it last week how they've already made adjustments into not starting
the double big lineup and putting Okie in the starting lineup and having more spacing.
we're seeing an offensive leap from from shangoon you're seeing kd b kd like everything is working for
them and they are starting to figure out when to when to push certain buttons when to use
certain certain lineups and certain looks i i love it yeah yeah i agree everyone's settling into
their offensive role and it's all starting to make more and more sense as time goes on it's
already made more sense today one they're number one in offense they're number one in net rating
they have the best true shooting percentage
in the entire NBA for what's that
for what that's worth as well
Amen Thompson is not chucking threes
and like trying to prove to everyone like
hey look I've been trying to work on and developing it
like that's completely scaled down
in the first game of the year
we saw him take like 10 threes
made none of them disgusting work
and last night he went one for three
and he put up like what
28 points as well
so crazy yep people were saying
we got the new young jaw across from him
oh shit spooky
I love
I love when we talk about
that in them. We'll get to them. We'll do them next. I love that Shangoon's scoring is no longer
so relied upon because that has always been the biggest holdup I have with him being the engine
of an offense is that Shangoon is a very unique player obviously. He is incredible with the way
he can move at that size. He is a walking mismatch that draws double teams nonstop and is one of the
best point centers in the NBA because he creates so many opportunities by the simple fact
that you probably don't have anybody on your team that can guard him one-on-one and he's a physical
load that gets a lot of free throws and like I said makes you double team him. He's not
particularly good at finishing his plays for himself he's not horrible at it but he's that type of like
think about those like 20 and 10 point guards that don't have efficient scoring ever but like they get
a lot of opportunities because of usage and you want the ball in their hands because the playmaking
that's kind of like him from the five position it's below average rim finishing trying to say he's
six 10 tray young i guess kind of no no he is he's kind of like six 10 jama rant in that he's really
good at having the physical trace to create a paint touch and get the play moving but the flutter
doesn't fall all the time and it looks kind of ugly with kevin durant he's so good at setting him up
Kevin Rand's the best finishing, play finisher from a wing we've ever seen.
That fit has been so seamless that the night that Sengoon's shot isn't falling for himself
doesn't matter because he's creating open looks for KD all the time.
That fit is so unbelievably perfect at bringing out both their strengths.
I'm following real contenders.
Yeah.
They have, I mean, like you said, they have the best net rating in the league right now.
You're getting a really good version of Jarvis Smith Jr. too, which his contract looks awesome right now.
Yep.
Tori's is shooting like 40% from three as well.
all the real plays is hitting
that's a good way to get
in one offensive rating
yeah
every everyone
three point shooters
that helps a lot
and Josha coaches look great
he looks like a perfectly
fine Dylan Brooks replacement
for the league minimum
yeah
Grizzlies
um
bad and not fun
I don't think that they're fun
right now
are they playing bound
though you think
they're gonna get it together
right now folks
are talking about
trade genre man I don't think
they're it's favorite
to put them in playing
in bound as we speak
bad but not fun
they are certainly not fun
yeah we talked about it
on the stream last week, we did the whole John Morant
spieled the whole debate about his
presence in the league, what he means for this team,
should they move on, et cetera.
They have to either trade him or fire their coach.
That means to become abundantly clear.
They are not going to go a whole season with Isola
and John Morant coexisting.
And the new discourse online,
I've seen a lot of Grizzies fans say that
Yosola is a problem in Jaws right
because the discourse around this European scheme
that he's implemented, that
the thing that really, really bothers Jha
and even Jaron, but he's just not complaining about it,
I think, is the fact that they do these
four-minute stints in the rotations.
So they want the idea of, think about how Mike Booneholz
always use, John is throughout all the years, where he plays less minutes than you'd
want to see from an MVP, but that's because he plays incredibly hard and gets tired.
That's kind of the new modern approach they're applying to their whole team.
Everybody plays four minutes at a time.
They want you to play balls to the walls, get you out, get you refreshed, come back in
for another four minutes of balls to the walls and just be everybody fresh at all times,
deep roster that we really rotate nonstop.
John Moran hates that.
American players hate that because they cannot get a rhythm and that's how they used to
playing their entire lives
and you're not seeing them
get the benefits of that system.
They don't play particularly hard.
They don't create a lot of turnovers.
They aren't a great defensive team.
They're on a good rebounding team.
None of the strengths are there
but you're alienating your best players
because they're not buying into this.
Either you've got a trade job
and get players that will buy into the system
that are fit for playing four minutes at a time
extremely hard or you made a mistake
not doing a coaching search like we said
and just hiring you solo right away.
They also have
and maybe we can
maybe we can put them at
one move away and the one move away and that's either fire firing your coach or trading job
um wait see they're one move away from being playing bound one move away we are several moves away
yeah i it's so it's so interesting because even after we had that conversation like we're like yeah
you know vibes are just bad da-da-da-da-da then the vibes got worse yeah i think they have to fire
he solo i'm not gonna lie i don't even know if he's a bad coach he's not a fit for this team and i think
it would be it's way easier to fire him it just doesn't this this
It's very frustrating because it just doesn't make sense because now you fire him less than, first of all,
fired your last coach with nine games left in season, ridiculous.
You fired this coach 10 games into the season and you didn't do a proper search or anything.
You have now wasted about 18 months or not 19 months, but like you wasted at least a year.
Well, they're not going to fire him right away.
I think they might have to fire him eventually.
But the big thing is they need Ty Jerome, who getting him was a big part of the ability to get rid of Desmond Bain.
that's another ball hand that don't have right now
and they need Zach Edie who he's a big part
of going back to a heavy pick and roll scheme he's a great
pick and roll big right now the starting lineup
is John Morant, Jaron, Jaron Jackson Jr., and
three fifth options, three players that should be
the worst offensive player on your team. Yeah
and then on top of that too, KCP is KCP
he had, he's coming off of a bad year
over there in Oregon. Still can't shoot. Still can't shoot.
Jalen Wells, he was a good rookie last year
but still he's someone who progressed
at least when he comes to shooting so far
this year. You don't have any explosiveness in terms of guys who can really pound the fucking
ball while also being a threat from the three point three point line. So there's so much like
in between stuff in Jaws game that it's not only Jha like any regular NBA player like needs to
thrive. So it's like the actual on the core product on the court product stinks. And then Jha and
his like whatever's going on internally makes this thing so much worse than it is. When it comes to like
how they're going to get out of this, I don't know.
know, but when it comes to, hey, where we have him on his list?
Perfect range.
Dude, they're profoundly cooked.
We just talked about several big flaws.
The roster isn't good enough.
You have two players that are out that would make the roster probably passable in terms
of talent.
They're not here.
You have no margin for error with any more injuries.
You've got to hope they come and you have to hope you stay 100% healthy to reach a talent
threshold.
Your coach isn't being maximized because the players don't fit him.
We're unsure if the idea that he's trying to bring in from that European mindset is even
a good idea to begin with with NBA players.
We don't know that to be certain, but we know for certain your best players.
aren't jelling with that.
And we know for certain those players
don't have the best trademarker right now,
so you probably got to keep them.
This is a lot of problems
that has no clear connective fix for all of that.
You have to choose a path that won't feel great either way.
You have to take a calculated risk,
whether it's siding with job,
which is obviously risky,
or siding with a coach,
that you have no real reason to believe it work.
And that is why.
That's what ultimately,
I do think you're right,
because, like, you remember when the Cavs fired David Blatt
and, like, the whole first half of the year
was just weird and LeBron is sending very, you know, he's doing...
Cryptic stuff.
Yeah, he's doing, exactly.
He's doing LeBron things, doing all of that stuff.
You could live with that because you still had LeBron and Kyrie and they were still at
the top of the league.
They were still winning.
And so you can kind of close your eyes and turn a blind eye.
When you are three and six, we lost four in a row and the only teams below you in
the standings are the Pelicans and the Mavericks, that's not a good place to be.
And so I do think that he probably, he's probably going to get fired by.
before, you know, before Christmas.
If it keeps going like this, because even last night, there's so many plays where
some of the turnovers that Jha had looked so bad.
And it looked like they were being caused from just a pure lack of effort.
I don't give a damn where this ball goes.
And having bad vibes in press conferences and on the floor, that just can't happen.
You know what's funny?
He might not get fired right away because their GM is also an analytical nerd.
and as was made them so good
in their scouting department
for all these years.
Climing,
there's a reason he loves
this idea of Isola
because this is a very
forward-thinking
analytical mindset
like we said
came from European basketball.
I wish he was on a team
that can give this idea a chance
because I would love to see this.
I wish he was coaching the nets
or some shit
where like it's just a bunch of young players
with nothing to prove
that aren't making $35 million
that will buy into this
because that's intriguing.
That idea of doing that
full-on rotation pattern
where everybody has full energy
that feels like the logical next step
to what we saw in the Patriots
last year
that if you had the
right scheme that could work really well
this is just not that at all clearly
John Moran's clearly the worst fit
possible personality wise for that
I feel bad because I do want to see that
go to Sacramento
type yeah I'm gonna see him go to a team like that
that's that's where he'll coach the Bulls like that's
sounds like he's gonna do something like Billy Donovan's doing
yeah but then again every every business fan
is like I hear him explain himself and I'm like
what the fuck is this guy talking about so
maybe maybe he's not a head coach I don't know we'll see
it sounds crazy too it works
Lakers one move away
or do you want to say the real contenders
without seeing LeBron James
and them being what six and two
five and two or whatever it is six and two
me personally seven and two seven and two
and they're gonna go nine and two
because next they're playing the hawks and o'clock
off of a back to back on the hawks
and then they're playing the hornets
with no lamello ball so presumably they should be nine and two
you're about to enter the moogaineator man
you're about to experience that yes sir
but after a playing tournament game
they better be up for the NBA Cup they better give all their energy
to the Emirates NBA Cup
you won a game that you weren't supposed to win
against the blazes. You're going to lose one that you're not supposed to. Hopefully it's not
one of those two, but maybe. I think you guys are real contenders. And what I've been seeing
from Luca this year, bro, seeing just how effortless it is once again for him to just attack
the paint. He's put up 17 points in the paint this year. He's, he is insane. Aiton, I
goddamn hate my life, but he's genuinely bought in defensively. Dude, what are you seen from
Marcus Smart? He's one of the best free agency signings. This is so insult. And
from why I hate it, but you'd rather hear it come from my mouth
in his. I swear to God, this is the best outcome for us
right now and all the listeners. And I can't even, I can't even disagree
because last night, Luca was going crazy against the Spurs
and I texted, I texted Isaac,
I texted the rest of our fantasy basketball chat.
And I was like, man,
Luca's going to win a chip for the Lakers.
Because he had a, there was, there was a,
it was a play. And I had the, I had the game on mute. So I wasn't
hearing the official commentators. But he had a,
he had a sequence where he hit a,
He had a step back three, then came back down on the other end, got a steal,
threw a lot of day and doing all that, right?
We go to commercial, they put the camera on Luca, he's walking in.
When I tell you, I heard the NBA Finals music in my head as, and I saw Luca just walking
in slow-mo and I heard the finals and it was- Your Uncle's tweaking, man.
I saw it, I saw it, and I saw that like game three.
You got to get thrown your meds again, man.
I saw that game three, Lucas having 40 points.
the Lakers are winning this pivotal game three, whatever, like, it's going to happen.
And at this point, it feels like everything that we were wanting to see last year of like,
Oh, Luca's upset.
This is that.
He had a whole year, a whole all season to get adjusted to being in L.A., getting his body right,
refocusing on, okay, I'm not playing for the Mavericks anymore.
This is what I have to do.
And the numbers that he's putting up and the spurts that he goes on.
Yeah.
it's it's different and so when he's doing that and Austin Reeves like I saw somebody
somebody sent out a post of all the players from I forget what specific draft I think the
21 draft and they're like it's crazy that there's a guy that's averaging 31 6 and 5 who's not
mentioned here you have that and then you have LeBron on the way they're good yeah they're really
good yeah I hate it so much and then on top of that too bro Marcus smart he's shooting 40%
from the field, 23% from the three point line.
Turnovers here and there, dump plays once in a while here and there.
Doesn't matter because energy-wise, presence-wise, outside of Luca and maybe Aitn for
the sake of just being big, there's no one else on this roster who's played right now,
outside of Austin Rees 2, who's more important than him.
Ultimate Spark Plug.
After night one, when they lost the Golden State Warriors in their first game together.
I got a lot of tweets, a lot of tweets coming at me.
talking about DeAnd Drayton, talking about the stock that I've bought in over the past
two years on the show, where I've repeatedly come up here and said, I promise you, he's not the
worst player in the NBA like you're always talking about.
You guys are painting him in the most broad strokes ever, talking with just the most
cliche, like, terminology for a player that is on a team that you don't watch.
Where would you have them in the league right now?
In terms of the centers?
I haven't thought about that a single time.
I don't know.
Middle of the pack of starters probably.
But everybody, I said it on the summer we did our shows, I said he can be like the 17th best
center for them, and I'll be very happy for that contract.
They call me wishful.
They call me ignorant.
They called me biased.
They told me I was an idiot
for believing in the Iron Jaden
simply by saying he can be good enough
of $8 million a year
that it would be a value for them
considering the fact that I need a big
and considering the fact that
playing with Luca, LeBron, and Reeves
is an amazing situation.
And after night one,
there's a lot of victory lappers
in my Twitter DMs telling me
he's worse than dirt.
I got 81 more games with this.
Your DMs, yo, y'all are hateful, man.
They are so, they are ready to jump on my throat.
And he has been exactly what I said he would be.
The mid-range jumper
has been a weapon for the team.
He has been a solid finisher
playing off of Luca,
a good compliment to Jackson Hayes
where they have the really crazy
athletic vertical lop threat
versus the skilled big man
and Aten.
His defense has been very good,
had a lot of key sops last night.
Everything about him
that we hope could happen
in the best case scenario
has been here.
He is trying because he's on the Lakers
and you have to try
playing next to these guys
and he isn't a contract year.
He has to try.
Everybody that was talking about him
was talking about him
from perspective of seeing negative highlights
and not talking about
the actual strength and weaknesses.
He is a real player
that has good things
is that good with, things he's bad at, and we're seeing that pay dividends.
Yeah, JJ Redick is getting the absolute most out of him.
And also he's playing, like, within himself and also outside of himself in terms of
doing things that he's not used to doing, which is sacrificing certain levels or touches
of his game and just letting it come to him.
Like, he's playing so smart by not forcing up shots, not being like, hmm, this is my,
this is my time to go ahead and get my shoulder into a guy and post mid-range fadeaway.
None of that is happening right now.
So you say that.
That's exactly what I mean.
always done that. He played winning basketball before the Blazers. We forget what he did on the
suns. And I got the guy was never coming back. He's playing the exact same way he did last time
he was playing games that matter. And he's clearly a player that needs to be playing games that
matter or he's going to drift off and become everything we saw, the trouble is that was so negative.
If some guy needs a right certain scenario to get the best out of him, thank God he's in that
and thank God we're only paying him $8 million a year. Let's give it 20, 25 games. And he might be
worse. He might shoot worse. He might shoot worse. All I
need is a 17th best center in the league and I think we're going to get that you're going to get
the 21st you're going to be happy I'm 21st who's the 21st percent of the league right now I don't
know I don't know but that's what I think I had I think I had him at 24 okay 24 see 24 is like
that's crazy to me but this is a stupid conversation so therefore but nevertheless I could see
them being one move away if you want to say they need to make that you went to the final
exactly you know you don't need a whole lot to make this work for Luca that that's all you need
Daniel Gaffer got there
But yeah
I've been very happy with that
Obviously everything you said
We can both be right honestly
In a vacuum
He might be the 24th best center
And that's what I mean
And that might be okay
Because Luca is top three
We're both right
That's all I'm still gonna call him
24th set of his sister
That's all I meant the whole time
We have a very low bar
What we need and he will give us that
Correct
We can both be right 100%
He can be a bumma you don't want
But he's my bum and he's just good enough
For what we need
Yeah, Marcus Smart's been great
Best case scenario there
La Ravia's been great
Smart's so frustrating
I don't
The fact that they're gonna have
LeBron to this team
Everyone has had so many tears
So many forced issues
that people want to wish
into existence about the LeBron fit
Bro, they played together last year
It was completely fine
LeBron's been begging to do this
We saw him in the Olympics
Playoff ball just fine
He's gonna be incredible
playing off of Luca Donchish and Austin Reeves
That'll make this team amazing
When that happens
They still have the ability
to trade some of their bad salaries
And I picked go get
A Dylan Brooks and Andrew Wiggins
whoever that may be to be a big wing defender
they are going to be extremely good
especially if they make that trade they're going to be a top three team
in the West yeah and I'm just
waiting to the points where we see they're already
real contenders because we feel confident by what they've done
with all these guys going in and out
constantly like we've seen
Luke in there by himself just last night
awesome reason playing the last three games
outside last night by himself
we've seen them together like maybe once or twice
or whatever it is LeBron hasn't
played just yet too the ceiling is
high for this team he's only playing
eight five games this year.
Lucas average of 40.
He was averaging 45 a couple games ago.
Austin Reeves average like 31, 10 and 9
or some crazy like that.
LeBron James is on the way.
I know we talk about him like he's old,
like he's 41, can't do anything.
He's still LeBron James.
He's still an all-star.
This team is adding an all-star.
He's average of 40.
And he's getting a teammate better than Kyrie,
which he went to the finals with.
He's walking through those doors in like a week.
enough thought we need a new team
it's gonna be a ridiculous team
and also the team is right now
the vibes are insane
the fact that Luke is not complaining that much
he's like so happy go lucky
him and Austin Reeves are in love
dude he has a jackass and JJ
Jaredick just right right next to him
brother the same people
yeah Marcus Smart 2 is always
yapping as well
on the court the dynamic is amazing
him and Austin Reeves are in love
they have the best bromance in the NBA
LeBron's gonna love that
he's gonna come into that
and add to those positive vibes
make all his dad jokes
it feels like this is one of those years
where everything goes right for this team
and it's just like a team of destiny.
Like in terms of for their standards, you know?
Like I still don't think they win a championship,
but like everything coalesced.
That's not for their standards.
Okay, whatever it means.
And maybe I shouldn't use that verbiage,
but I think everything's coalescing
to get best case scenario in a way that.
Lakers fans trying to play the underdog car.
We're just a fun lovable team.
It is, though.
You are the Lakers.
Sure.
You can't have both.
I'm not going to let you have both.
Okay, whatever.
But you know,
like they had these goofballs that everybody hated.
And Marcus Smart, Aiton,
JJ Reddick's an unknown
he's a podcaster
everything's coming together
in a perfect way
that feels like
so lucky
that we're getting
the best case scenario
and everything
that's what I'm just like
I feel like this is insane
like I can't believe
nothing's going wrong
something will eventually
obviously
we'll see
we'll see
I'm having a great time
I'm watching every single game
this year
I'm not taking any breaks
or anybody
Lebron is clear
for five on five
contact too
I'm not missing a second
of Lakers basketball
this year
Jackson Hayes
looks better too
Lebron
Luke has literally
changed his broke-ass life, and he will forever.
He literally was like, Derek Clively.
A little bit worse defensively.
A lot worse defensively, but yeah, pretty much.
We don't do the Hawks.
Okay.
Fuck, man.
Play and bound, we can keep a pushing.
We've talked enough about the Hawks over the course.
We talked too much about the Hawks throughout the course of preseason
this year for a team that is still mid and Trayong is hurt.
Plainbound.
I guess right now, for the state of this team,
it's the best that I can ask for considering our best players hurt.
defense is disappointing
I am
my expectations for the guys
individually and
John Johnson he's reached them
he needs to play better defense of course
I hate like the second where star players
realize their stars
after a couple of years in the NBA career
and then they realized
I could get away like without trying hard
you don't have to do little things anymore
because you're you got to check and you are
the guy you got all the stats
he's in that mode right now
prosengis is perfect persingis
Dexon Daniels has like turned up these last few games
Nikale Alexander Walker is averaging like 17, 18 points a game efficiently.
When he's our lead ball handler, I close my eyes, but when he's not, when he just
have the ball on his hands, I open my eyes once again.
This team is like, it's good.
I expect your defense to carry.
That's all my expertise right now.
What trade's out?
Oh, what trade is out?
Yeah, exactly.
To carry to the seven seat?
Okay.
That's all I'm asking for, man.
Pelicans?
Relegation.
Relegation.
Hey, they've won two and a.
row without Zion. Or is a two in a row or just won? They won last night without Zion.
Yeah, because they played the other worst team in the week. Derek Queen was really good.
I think he has to be amazing to justify the trade. But if they somehow win some games and they give
the Hawks like the ninth pick or something and not a top three, Derek Queen's playing very good.
This trade might not be a disaster if they find a way to start winning some games.
This has nothing to do. We've said it over and over. Oh, I agree. This has nothing to do with Derek
Queen. But in practice, it might end up not being a disaster. No, for it not to be a disaster, you have to win
games. You have to win 50 games. And that means that everything else around this team has to come
together and you guys have to be a positive team. You're going to end up being one of the worst
five teams in the league. And so because of that, this trade is going to be a desert. Derek Queen
can be a hall of failure. And the fact that you did not win 50 games this year that you did not
foresee any type of situation where your star player who gets hurt every single year, right? And
granted, even whenever he was playing.
They suck, so I'm not going to put it all on the line.
But that you could not think two months prior,
hey, maybe we aren't going to be that good.
When you told everybody, yeah, we're not really at the playoff stage of our development.
Then why the hell did you trade your pick?
That's, that's disastrous.
It's also the dumbest thing ever because they could have easily called up the GM of the Hawks
and been like, we'll give you this trade, 23 to move up to 13, 2026 first round pick.
Top 10 protected.
He would have said yes in a heartbeat.
If you made, he would have been top five protected.
I went to AP, spent $200K,
told me the frost rainbow face
to help her fall off, ain't no way.
Man, I love my life right now, man.
But shout out of Derek Queen.
Derek Queen looks very good.
Him in Fears.
Looks like to be, that's a good duo.
You didn't have to pay this much to get him,
but you got them anyways,
and that's the new outcome.
That's the part is looking good.
We have a few diamonds in the rough.
I think that's my favorite story of the offseason
is that whenever this trade was going down,
the Hawks, the Hawks asked him
multiple times if that was the deal
because they were like,
They were like, wait, what?
Like, okay, so like, so unprotected, right?
Yes?
Okay, okay, got you.
One last time.
One last time.
It's unprotected just to make sure, right?
Like, you're not, you're not playing around?
Okay, cool.
The second time, the second time, the Hawks say, are you sure?
I'm like, actually, no, I'm not sure.
I'm making up the phone.
Dallas Mavericks.
So they're not good.
This is an utter disaster.
The whole AD era and the whole bet on being a win-out team.
with this trade.
Utter dog shit.
This is a different conversation.
I think that we're in a phase
where they probably should trade Anthony Davis.
That's the music coming more and more clear
as days go on.
Ripped the bend it off.
Tank, try to get a top three pick this year,
get a running mate for Cooper Flag
to build out of a young core,
maybe get some more picks for AD
and just full-on commit to going the other way.
We'll see if Nico has the heart to do that.
Different conversation.
Before the product this year,
they just benched Clay Thompson
to start D'Angler Russell.
Thank God they're finally playing a point guard
next to Cooper Flag.
They are now one to know
in the Clay Thompson benching
Congratulations.
Actually, no, no, they lost, didn't they?
Yeah, they lost last time.
They're mine, never mind.
They ended up losing.
I forgot, they got hawked.
They ended up losing.
So their own one in this era, they lost to another bad team.
They lost the Pelicans.
Yeah.
So it's pretty over for me.
They're not good. Yeah.
There's no play inbound right now.
Right now they are one of the bad tiers.
Are we going to give them fun because they had Cooper Flag?
No.
Or is it's a shit depressing?
Even watching, the only time I'm having fun watching Cooper Flag right now is when he's in transition.
Like, that's like literally one of the 10 most fun things you could watch as an NBA
fan right now. But outside of that, there's nothing good happening. I don't enjoy seeing Clay Thompson
shoot the ball and the ball go behind his head into the sideline. Like that's just terrible things
to watch right now. And I understand the, of course, like the brain trust of wanting to force
Cooper Flet to be the standalone point guard that didn't last that long. And we see Jason Kidd walking
back what he initially thought would pay dividends. And this hasn't, at least not yet so far. And then
when it comes to the different conversation
to whether or not they should trade AD or not.
Obviously, I don't think that's going to happen
because you're asking your GM, Nico, to eat his words.
Oh, fire him first.
That part's clear.
I forgot to say that.
Yeah, fire him, then trade AD.
Yeah, that's probably the smarter thing to do.
But even then, it's like, where you want to,
you at least want to give him time.
What I do at fuck, no, but you should give him time.
I don't want to give him time.
Yeah.
I don't at all.
I think, you know, things could always go better.
They can get carried back and be a good team like we thought they'd be,
at least a decent team, eight seed
like we predicted. That's all possible.
I think they're getting the worst case in here right now
injury-wise, so they're going to be in a big enough hole
that at that point is, is it even worth
holding out to try and be the eight-seed? Or do we
see the power of this ridiculous draft class
and tear this pitch to the studs in a quick one-year
turnaround? We already have Cooper Flagg. We already have our
life raft. We're not exactly taking a bad bet.
We're not going to reducing the zero. We're just getting
him a young core teammate.
It makes all the sense in the world. Hopefully they
put Nico out behind the shed on the way there.
I hope so, man. There's nothing
This is relegation, by the way.
A relegation?
This is relegation.
I think if you go, if you go point by point for everything that you just said, if we were in the Premier League, you'd be in the bottom three, you'd be in the bottom three.
You'd be, you'd be relegated.
That's one.
There's one Cooper flag away from being relegated.
That's the only thing.
You sold everybody on the dream that your team is going to be able to compete for a championship in the next three years and that you would be able to at least maintain.
be an eight seed before
Kyrie gets back and then once you get
Kyrie and AD and Cooper Flag
now we're going to be able to make a run
that's clearly not happening you just
lost to the other team who we have
in relegation that's ridiculous
we're talking about AD
being traded the guy
that you just traded for seven months ago
and obviously like listen they may
not be at the top of their priority
at the top of the white boy they might not
actually be thinking about that but the fact
that it's actually a conversation about hey
you might have to move on because it's not looking good
and we saw those signs coming in
from the off season.
None of this is good.
I will say the only thing that I don't think
they should be in relegation because I think they can hang
their hat on something. We did come
into this season talking about how, you know, this team
is one of the biggest teams in the entire
league. 80s out, of course, but even with him
out, that still stands to be true.
Having lineups with Derek
lively, Gaffert's
always always going to be in another consistently.
PJ Washington's there.
like they're legit big team and there are top five defense still through all the issues
the offense completely different conversation i think go ahead the 29th and offensive rebounding
despite you and i'm just about to say that yeah if you had a team full of jaron jackson juniors
would you would you be happy would you would you be happy if everybody's seven feet and we can't
get everybody seven feet everybody's missing shots and we can't get a damn offensive rebound
no no we can't we can't do that i think we're not going to relegation just because they
have cooper flag and if everybody's being relegated and it loses its lusts
but they're flirting with it.
Nico, you're lucky, you got lucky in the lottery,
otherwise you'd be flirting with relegation.
Denver Nuggets, real contenders.
Real contenders.
Not much needs to be said there.
Jomal Murray is coming to the season,
looking in shape, playing well.
Yokish has had one of the craziest statelines last night
that I've ever seen, and nobody gives a fuck
because he's Yokic, and we've seen that a million times.
Aaron Gorton is now a sharpshooter.
The only question mark is,
are we ever going to see Cam Johnson play well?
I don't know.
We're still on watch, waiting for a good game.
My kind of take one to that,
is it might be really hard to be the fifth option in this offense because there's so many
ball handlers and it might just be really hard to get good production from that position
it might be a pattern we recognizing but I don't know at some point he has to play better to make
some shots yeah I think it's just like a fitting and thing and as time goes on like he did
have a good shooting game last night at least from the three point line bare minimum and I think
as time goes on like he's just going to get more comfortable but I feel I feel very confident
of this team what's been the most surprising to me is how well defensively they've been playing
I think as we speak, of course, like it's two, three weeks into the season, their top five defense.
That's something that I've never been able to say since even their like championship year, you know, and is this going to be real?
I don't know.
I'd probably bet it's not.
But seeing the growth overall, you know, that makes you even more of a real contender.
Yep.
Golden State Warriors.
Are we going real contender?
Are we going solid playoff team?
Obviously, they've, we've seen some games where they look like they're begging to be on fraud watch.
We've also seen what that core can do
and we saw them start their season extremely strong
We kind of have an idea of what they are when they're fully healthy
And that's a very good veteran savvy team
That has young players that are
Continue to get better
Moses Moody had a crazy game last night
Camigas had lots of bright flashes this season
I don't know if they have a move to make
To be one move away
Do we feel like there's something that we see
As a clear weakness they can address
No
I think they are
They are a solid playoff team
Right now
And I think they're also the
they're in the same boat as the Knicks were like they just my feeling about them would change with time
yeah and if everybody can can stay healthy um and if everybody can be clicking at the same time
then then i can get to a point where maybe we go into the playoffs and say like the wars they like
they can knock people you know knock people off and it's kind of the same thing from last year
in the playoffs where you know in a playoff series the words are going to they're going to go they're going to
execute very, very well.
You're going to get Steph some shots.
I think, yeah, I don't know if they're one move away because that move coming into the
year was trading Kaminga.
Kaminga's been really good.
So I don't think that they would want to trade them at this point.
So I think solid playoff team is fine.
Okay.
I think there's two teams we can quickly throw into play inbound looking together that are both
very fun, solid teams that have solidified themselves as being in that playing range, probably
on the upper end of that playing range.
And if you tell me, things go the way and they get to six.
or whatever, that's also possible, Miami Heat and Trailblazers.
Oh, hell yeah.
Those are both the same teams as me right now.
Those are both going to be very pesky seven seeds that have really, really reinvented
themselves in certain ways.
Miami Heat have this new offense doing a lot of the Noah LaRoche things that the grizzly
did last year, lots of movement, attacking closeouts, no screens in the half court, keeping
the ball moving.
They call it a wheel is the schematic name for it.
They continue to rotate in a circle around the court.
Everybody attacks mismatches.
Cook his ass ball.
I love it.
Yeah, it's really good in the half court.
And the difference to them in the Grizzlies is there playing.
playing outrageously fast in transition.
They are moving the games that it works
and they catch a team off guard
like they're against the Lakers in the first half.
How many Hawkes looks like a fucking tank
attacking in transition.
It is hard to stay in front of these guys.
17.
Good job.
Showblazers.
Everything that we thought they could be
this great defense that
offense might be a question mark.
It's looking like the best version of that
because Denny of Dia is currently playing
like an All-Star.
Dude, his ability to just, again,
like he added on to this from last year
he's a fucking tank.
He got like, he went to the line
like 15, 16 times.
He was dog shit for the first three quarters of the game last night.
He didn't score a single fucking bucket field goals specifically until the fourth quarter turned it on.
Locked in.
He looks like an all-star.
Yeah, he's currently the average in 24 points per game up from, I think, 18 last year.
It's a big difference.
That's a huge difference.
That's going from best role player in the league to you're playing at an all-star level.
Yeah.
I don't know if that'll sustain or not.
But it feels real, man.
I don't know.
Shout out to Tiago Splitter because, I mean, in the Tiago Splitter era, they've been hooping.
And they were the ones, like, they knocked off the thunder.
they ended their undefeated streak
and their brand of basketball is obviously.
Did you know they have an Asian
Shador Sanders situation on their hands?
They keep out,
all these reporters that are there
for Hansen,
they keep asking him all these questions
but when he's in a play
and Tiago was like,
listen to your man.
He's working hard.
He's trying to get in shape.
Not rushing anything.
He's like, I don't know what to say to you.
He's not ready.
Yeah.
A lot of viewers
are wanting to see him play across the world.
Do you know how sick you got to be
if you are a hardcore fan
of Hansen
and then you go ahead
and travel thousands of miles
to see him play
just to figure out
but what do you mean
he's playing with the G league
right now
that's a skill issue
that is a definition
of a skill issue
wow that's a bad business
investment
you know you should be sick
with yourself
because you are an idiot
first again
that's going to happen
like that is an
unwise financial decision
yeah man
you traveled across the world
to go to Portland
Oregon to watch a bench woman
that's their goat
that's on you
watch them home
when you were
when you were unsure
who's in a player
now that's a bad
business decision
but yeah
they're
It's been very good. Drew Holiday, it looks revitalized.
We're hoping we get one more good year of him being a lead ball handler.
Just looking about as good as we could hope for.
He has a little more juice left than him.
Who's the next team?
We don't do the Raptors.
Are they also playing bound?
No, I think for me personally, they've played themselves,
especially these last like three or four games into
solid playing team.
They're four and four now.
Off a three-game win streak.
Yeah.
I think that trio of R.J. Barrett,
Brandon and Grum, Scottie Barnes, are looking fantastic.
I agree.
Launch IQ into the sun.
Yeah, launch IQ with the sun.
son. I've won them. We say there's a lot of teams, so it's not really possible. If they could,
they would. They need a stretch five, I think, for that solid play with those three wings. They're dying
to have more spacing out there. And I think Yaakov's looked a little better since he came
back from injury, but that, you know, hasn't been perfect fit there. I still have my concerns
of the one in the five. I don't see them being, like, I think solid playoff teams, like,
you can win a series. No, we can like, you're, you're, you win a series and things break your
way, you can get to compete with the real contenders. Yeah, that's not them. I don't know. I think
they're not a when i think of solid playout team for me personally i think okay you can take
any given team to like six games in the first that's not let's change the bar no it could
i think soloplayout teams means we think you can win a series i think that has to be the bar
otherwise that that tier doesn't mean much oh that i don't know if the bulls can win a series
whatever whatever whatever you're gladys i'm we're looking at their moment whatever
from that forward i think i think if you can't win a series you shouldn't be solid play out
team you're not solid if you can't win a series you know uh man i think they're solid i think they
me personally, I think they can win a series.
Seeing what they've been able to do offensively
and having these three guys come into one.
Against who?
R.J. Barry, they have the sixth best offense in the league right now.
Who are they beating?
Who are they beating?
They have a chance.
They have a punch of chance.
No, no, no.
Who are they beating?
I think you're just...
I think if you face off against the Orlando Magic in the first round,
yeah, you could have fidget of them.
I think if you face off against...
There's a playing game right there.
Exactly. That's a playing in game.
Are you trying to say the playing in the playoffs on the same thing?
It's not.
Okay.
But I do feel good about them.
Much better than you guys right now.
It's not a serious.
I don't feel bad about them.
I feel bad about them.
Being a playing team isn't I feel bad about you.
That's a good tier to be in.
Those are good teams.
Okay,
I will say,
I am projecting my mind right now.
They can play themselves into solid playoff team right now.
You just have seen it in the east.
Just a couple weeks.
Like,
you're here because like the tournament has to happen.
I don't think they're terrible.
I don't think they're the worst team in this division right now.
I'm not in this division in this tier.
But I don't,
I don't hate them.
I think Scottie Barnes look really good.
I think his defense has been great.
I like to fit with him in Ingram as expected.
I think it relieves a lot of pressure off of Scotty Barnes.
And RJ Barrett's playing out of his mind.
So as long as this keeps up, they're a solid team.
And I think Darko is a good coach.
Yeah, I don't hate them.
Yeah.
That's some bad news for you.
Yeah, but again, they're not winning a playoff series in my mind.
But I think they deserve to be in playing bound.
I don't know.
Seeing the growth within them and then seeing how Conmarry Boyles has made like a tremendous impact
on both ends of the floor too, seeing how Darko
are also like changed and developed as a coach
and realize like, yo, like me sending harsh doubles
and all that and pressing up
up 100% of the time
probably isn't the breast of coach
for this specific team right now.
Regating it, relegating to that,
I think the stealing for the team
will eventually be into a solid playoff team.
Not now, that's fair to say.
But I see the framework
and I'm starting to buy into it as time.
No, this is?
Pandering?
Yeah.
It's not.
Positively, I like the team.
I like the team.
No, I believe you. I'm just kidding.
Yeah, I mean, if you tell me they get there.
I also, I don't believe you.
I don't believe you pandery, but I think you're being wishful with them just because
I don't see them getting hired in the six or probably seven seed.
Look at the teams at the top of the conference.
Six is the best outcome.
If they beat the Knicks or they beat the Cavs, I'll burn down Madison Square Guard in my own.
I think they're a very respectable team.
I just think from where they're probably going to be in the conference unless we get
some shitters, if you see the bucks fall off, the pissons fall off or whatever in the middle of that and they get out of the plane.
then maybe they get a good matchup,
but considering I think they're going to be coming from seven or eight,
I don't see them winning win.
But they're not a disaster, which is nice.
Yeah.
Shout out the Ingram thing,
it's paying some dividends.
Utah Jazz.
They're fun as fuck to watch.
Not good, but fun.
Our first team.
There's some shit.
Their logo is bad as out.
It is.
That's hilarious.
One of my favorite players to watch this year
has easily been Keonté George.
Like, he completely shifted the entire,
framework of his game.
He doesn't go ahead and take hell of threes anymore.
He cut his three points by half, still not shooting too well.
But we all know at the end of that he's, that's not a weakness of his game at all.
He's a demon.
And he continues to prove to be a demon when it comes to attacking the room.
He shooting like 9, 10, Frito's a game.
He shooting 71% at the rim.
That's All-Star type stuff.
I'm not calling him an All-Star, of course.
But he has completely changed how, like, the Utah Jazz, at least, should look at him as a guard in terms of, like, this
guy's guard one. He is no longer going to be fighting for his position with Isaiah
Collier. Walter Clayton Jr. has looked great as well, very underrated rookie. His playmaking
is so important to this team and what Will already wants to do. This is a good team. I like
watching them a lot. I like watching too. Sucks Walker Kess was hurt. I'm not, I'm slowing down a little
bit on what you said about Kiante George in terms of like your guard spot is solidified, but it's
been nice to see the in-between game there. His floater game is ridiculous right now. It's looking like
Like the inside the paint scoring
In terms of finishing
Getting to the Frito line and the floaters
It's fantastic
You said you're not worried about the three point shot
Because he shoots real well
Like in terms of form factor
And like he looks like a good shooter
I would like to see that
Become above average at some point
Better than what he had last year at 35%.
So I would love to see that
But it is certainly an improvement
Like the inside of the arc scoring is definitely real
Yeah exactly
As time goes on
I expect his shot to like kind of recalibrate itself
And catch up to like this new play style
that he has
but I feel really good about him
and this team outside of course
Larry's Star again
Yeah
It sucks that Walker Custin hurt though
For the whole year
That's a terrible blow
For their fun factor
Yeah just five games
And good guy man
Listen Ace Bailey
Career high nine points
Cook him agrees
Off of a cook stomach too
I'm saying
Shot 50% from the field
He's kind of out here
Phoenix Suns
I don't know to judge him fairly
Jayne Green isn't played yet
Dylan Brooks has been hurt
So they're playing with like
The worst team ever
Around Devin Booker
Mark Williams was fun
Mark Williams looks like he's at something to him
Hopefully continues to develop there
They just have no chance of being fun right now
Because they're already a bad team
It's been depleted of their fun factors
So bad or nothing
See I don't know
Their defense scheme
You enjoy watching Sun's games
It's not a bad time
I will say that
It's not a bad time
It's not a mucky offense
It's not terrible defense at all so
Yeah it's competent
They're not a disaster
They're not like the Pelicans
Where you're like what are you doing
But I don't know
Like the names are rolling out there
Are just like hard to be excited about
I guess
Yeah it's just tough
Because again they don't have
Jalen Green yet. So the interesting part's
going to be how do they figure out this two dynamic guard thing?
Can we get a good Jalen Green experience?
That's going to be kind of like the crux of their fun factor, I think.
I kind of just feel bad for Devin Booker. We're going to watch them right now.
Come on what do they do to my sweet boy? And because of that, that's why it's not fun.
Yeah. What do they do to my baby boy? He's playing with Grayson Allen.
That's a lot of Osuig Dora minutes.
But listen, that's what he wants. So go for it. He's going to be a lifer.
Good for him. I expect maybe they'll get back to fun levels if they get those guys
healthy and we get to see Jordan not be a
good young coach that is exciting. The big men group
could be fun. Yeah. I enjoy
Mark Williams for the most part as long as he's not
having to rotate too hard on defense. As long as he's
dunking and blocking shots. I enjoy him for the most part.
He's a big guy. Yeah. Nah.
Nah. They'll probably stay
here. Yeah, yeah. It is. Whatever.
It's fine. I'm not arguing for them. San Antonio Spurs.
Number two defense in the league.
Started off incredibly hot. Just lost the
Lakers. Dylan Harper is out for a month. I think
it was. Remember correctly? Yeah.
Missing Tom. And they are now in a spot where they do not have
Darren Fox and they did not have Dylan Harper.
In the last two games, we saw them have absolutely no point guards.
Wemby's getting killed out there.
Teams are sitting on his elbow touches, double teaming them, not let him get to the
paint.
He's not getting fed any easy opportunities right now because there's no point guards.
He's really having to self-create and it's too much load.
It's not been a fun watch these past two games on offense.
But their defense is amazing.
It's okay.
They are, they're still a solid playoff team.
Because you saw, you saw what it was for the first couple of games before Harper got injured.
So you see what the baseline.
can be for them and then knowing that you're adding deer fox that it's only going to
going to get better and even last night like harper goes out sohan is is back in the lineup and that
just muddies things up even more when you don't have competent ball handlers to feed everybody
and to make sure that everybody is in the proper position but they are they're going to be fine
the defense is legit the way every single player is scared of victor woman yama is amazing i think when
they have their guards healthy i've liked what i've seen from devon vassel slotting into a good
specific role for him being the shooter running off the screens the three-point shot i think
has been good i haven't checked the percentages in a few days but it's felt like he's been shooting the
ball really well feels like a good fit for him there obviously when they get the erin fox and they
get harper back having two great point guards on the court at all times to feed wimby the offense
is going to get back on track i think right now he's overtaxed as a creator and he's struggling
in these two games i assume he'll bounce back i assume we'll see maybe maybe the first few games
was a blip and he's not ready to be his MVP guy i kind of think he is and i think the defense gives
them in the same floor.
I don't see anything lower than solid playoff team.
Yeah, I agree.
All of this last night's game, too, as disgusting as that game was,
and it took fucking forever to finish.
I hated that.
I was so tired.
It was midnight.
The game was still going.
I was stressed out because the Marcus Smart's fucking up.
Bray, with that last market smart fuck up
and how Junior Champany had an opportunity to basically, like, steal the game away or
whatever.
I took two melatonins, bro.
I took double the doses so I could force my ass to go to sleep,
get up early and take notes and shit.
As soon as that happened, I was so,
fucking pissed so mad
I was wrong he's at 34%
Devon Vassel so a couple games haven't gone too well
but yeah I've liked his role overall when
all the guards are playing yeah
and I wish
I wish that Stefan Castle
would stop being so attracted to turnovers
dude he's addicted is not your lead
guard I think he likes it I think he likes
thrown the ball away dude he's addicted for sure
I think I had like six tonovers last night and for the season
already he was already averaging five
he's continuously building up on that
and barrels into the paint
so crazy it's it just throws the ball across the courts it feels like it feels like watching a football
it feels like watching a running back where he just he goes out head down does his euro and just boom
just gets body and the ball just flies everywhere it he doesn't have a plan whenever he goes to the
basket he's a great defender though the defense is really good the slashing is really good
the playing making is not good at this moment which is fine because when they get fox and harper back
you're not going to need to do that nearly as much so overall it'll be all right
right but it's a it's a struggle insane um the spurs defensive rating when wemby's on the court him
alone it's in 97 that's the best we've seen in god no 15 years he's insane yeah elite elite
defense whenby's already at that point of carrying defenses to being top tier no matter what
and i hope they have another move in them i hope they do some kind of trade deadline move to
give them like a little run this year we'll see sacramento kings uh you know westbrook
They lies, man.
They're some shit, but it's fun.
They are some shit.
I'm glad you're going to live with that.
Yeah.
I didn't watch the game last night.
Big Westbrook's that line.
I'm sure it was fun.
I don't know.
It's not my cup of tea,
but I'm biased here of not liking
some of the players on this team in terms of fun factor.
What do we go?
Is it fun or is it?
They're obviously not good.
Are they fun not good or?
I think it's me personally.
I think it's fun.
DeMarter Rosen is going to average like 20, 21 points forever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's go fun.
Yeah.
Neat Clifford is.
is doing exactly what I projected him to do.
Dennis Schroeder's not having fun at all.
Like his life is fucking ruined because Westbrook's there.
We'll give them fun just because the teams that are not fun right now are like
malfunctioning despair.
I hate everything about you and everything you've done to your fans.
That's not the King.
First,
yeah, Kings fans are happy as hell.
Zach Levine is happy as hell?
Yes.
Their expectations are under the gutter too.
They live in this reality as well.
I'm not tapping then.
They're happy.
I haven't seen this flock of joyful Kings fans.
If there's one thing...
I didn't know they existed.
If there's one thing that Westbrook will do,
he will play hard,
and that's a baseline level of fun
any shit team can have.
For sure, okay.
Milwaukee Bucks.
I think, obviously,
there's a solid playoff team now.
We've talked about them in recent weeks
that they've proved us wrong.
And the team proved us wrong, I guess,
but really Janus has proved us wrong.
And that's a weird verbiage
because we all know Janus is great.
His ability to backpack this team.
has been even better than we could have thought.
And they obviously fit really well around him.
The shooting athleticism has worked out as expected.
It was just, is it going to matter when you have such a little creation around you?
And Janus said, I'll just play the best basketball in my life, actually, and they'll make it not matter.
Yeah.
And that's worked to perfection.
Ryan Rawlins looks very good.
Gary Tran's playing really well at the three.
The space in the Mous Turner provides is great.
There's certainly a solid playoff team.
Do we want to say they won't move away?
I think they're one move away.
They have several picks available.
Yeah, what would that move be for them?
New picks available.
Bobby Portis got to be.
They can get $30 million in salary.
They can trade Kyle Kuzma, Bobby Portis,
and a couple other small deals
to get around $35 million a salary
and they have a pick to trade.
They have one all in move left for this season.
I don't know what I want them to do.
I mean, Gary Train Jr. is your three is kind of small.
So it could be getting a big wing.
Do you want more creation next to Yonis?
That's always helpful in a playoff setting.
I don't know, but they could get a good player,
what it looks like.
Do we feel like add another plus starter
into the playoff lineup,
do we feel like that can put them to real contenders
with how good Yonis is?
No.
I think like you need you need a lot a lot in order to get to real contender
I think right now they are a solid playoff team and even even with that one move
and it's very specific in terms of like who that one player is but I'm not I'm not sure
if we can get there just because and obviously he's proven that he can do this and
that he is doing this he has to do so much for them for them to have chances in these games
And you have to get, like, the perfect move.
And you have to have, like, the perfect circumstance of, like, luck for someone to come available with that price.
Like, I'm thinking you have to get, like, when the mascot, Kyrie for one first-on-pick,
that's the type of move you have to be blessed with right now.
And it's hard to expect that to happen.
$30 million, it doesn't go as far as you used to with top tier players.
One-first-on-pick is probably valuable from the bucks, but it's not, like, mountains of assets.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I don't know what's on the horizon.
They're thinking of your job.
I hope not.
That is, like, the type of Kyrie thing I was talking about, I guess.
Yeah, I think for me, if I'm thinking about what type of move,
I'd like to see for this team to bolster up their playoff chances at least.
He's someone like Zach Levine.
But even then he makes like a blow of money, like,
damn near 50 million a year.
Yeah, they can't do that.
If you want to like scale down, okay, you want to try to get C.J. McCollum from the
wizards to get someone who can thrive on the half-coors.
He's one for 10 years today.
Yeah.
It's over.
It's over for, for McCullough.
because I do think like for for somebody the plan was all right let's see jake him in here
cook right tease the young guys everything maybe we'll have a couple games where everything
looks good and they will flip him at the deadline he's playing in a way where nobody's going to want
to trade for him you're right he hasn't been playing well at all but I think he's one of those
players who like once you're in a new situation or whatever you're playing serious basketball
he can just like get that juice back up hopefully that's what I'm hoping for I'm glad you're
positive today I do not think that's the case for the bucks
I think that would probably not be the only move I want to see.
Giving up a first-on-pick for CJ at this point.
God, no.
No, thank you.
I'm good on that.
So, yeah, maybe they're not,
if they get the perfect one move away,
maybe they can get into the low end of contender status,
but I suppose we can go solid playoff team.
Yeah.
I'm not sure we're going to have any more moves away.
If that's the case,
it might just be the Timberwolves tier.
I kind of thought y'all are going to put the Lakers there.
So that's why that was there.
That was a Lakers-specific conversation tier.
I think they're solid.
But we're here to glaze today, and I like it.
Celtics.
Are they playing bound?
they're winning games now
Jaylen Brown looks amazing
as we thought
his ability to scale up
his scoring is true
is real
Derek White not so amazing
but they're gonna keep
winning games
as long as they really want to
you know when this
this motherfucker said
that he'd rather have
Derek White on his team
than Kyrie Irvin
you remember that
and not only did say
that he like tripled down
on that
he said it several times
honestly he's probably
about to quadruple down
on that
you're a nasty guy
he's gonna stop talking
he's in a fucking
quintuple down on that
you better not sit here
and say anything
out of your mouth
other than apologize
eyes to the viewers, the audio
listeners, and us
that blasts me you put out
in the world. You know, the Paul does a
Kyrie Irving. Do it. Okay.
So what I really want to talk about
is the fact that once again, Jela Brown's
hairline ended up on somebody's shirt. I was waiting
for the Celtics conversation. I cannot believe this.
This is three times.
There's three times. After he has already
capitalized on it and gone on stream and be like,
yeah, we're kind of my hair. Once again, brother, please stop
with the spray you're sweating buckets of sweat and it's it's coming off on people's jersey you know
it makes it even worse all the young guys know what's going on like he's on george and uh bro he
checked it new game they're like yo you got the steak man you got the cheese touch yeah that's what
makes it so much worse it really is embarrassing and it sucks because that completely overshadowed
his game like you said jennon brown hit 35 last night damn he is started he is starting to hoop and
He is starting to be this, the player that we thought, like, that he wanted to be
and that we could actually see if like, okay, you said that, you know, you can be this,
this number one option.
Can you do these things?
And his ability to score is really on, you know, the front page.
So I like what I'm seeing from them.
I think that they can be playing bound because I'm looking at the bottom of the east.
And I think that, like, one of these teams is going to drop out.
The magic are 11 right now.
So they're going to get up there.
So maybe the Celtics fall out, but I'm looking at like Miami, Toronto, Atlanta.
I'm looking at at U3, Philly just because they're always hurt.
I think they're bad, but fun.
I think obviously they can be the plane.
If they really want to chase the plane, they can do it.
I still have the core belief I had before the season that they're going to bow out
because they're smart team and they know that they should try to get into the lottery
because it's the last year.
What do you have to gain by being the eight seed?
So that's the part of it.
I think they like tangibly won't be a playing team.
But even now, they're winning games.
They beat some bad teams.
I feel like for the plane bound tier.
There's a lot of teams that might be in the playing, you know, especially in the East.
Somebody just has to be there to be there.
Like there has to be a last team in the Tennessee that just happens to make their way.
I think they're a tier below like the Miami Heat as a team right now.
And we can put them at fun too because they're also not going to blow anybody out.
And they're, I feel like they are consistently going to be the team where like when you're scrolling around games.
And it's like the last five minutes of the 40s.
It's like, oh, it's a one point game with the sun.
Yeah.
Oh, they're going to war with the Hornets.
That's a fun game.
Yeah.
I'll tune in.
They're going to go to war with bad teams all year.
and it'll definitely be fun.
And maybe they'll make the plan.
So this isn't to disparage them
and say that they're cooked
and off a chance.
It's really up to them
and how much they want to tank.
I don't care.
Do you want to relegate the nets?
Or is it because we know
they're tanking
and we have to respect that to some degree?
No, no.
They didn't even do that right though.
Yeah, we have to relegate them.
Yeah.
Because when they were supposed to tank,
they didn't.
And then now you brought...
But they're taking now
in a terrible draft class.
So like, I mean,
in a great draft class.
But they didn't tank the right way of.
What's that you're tanking
took five point.
And none of them are thriving right now
We speak I took it on the game and I was
I forget who they were playing
Some other Pittsburgh team I think it was
The coaches have an existential crisis
This is on it during press conferences
It's so bad
Their product is so bad like Michael Porter Jr
Good basketball I guess
But outside of that like I have nothing to look forward to
I feel you but they're losing games
And it might end up them getting AJ DeBanza
So I'm not going to relegate them
Because the guys in relegation are also losing games
And they don't have their pick
They're in a tier of their own right now
this is a normal taking team they suck
we don't like what they did in the draft last year
neither here nor there
even if they drafted somebody we liked
if they had Jeremiah Fears
instead of Igor
they would still suck
so I think they're just bad enough on
I'm not gonna argue against the Nets
I know fucking who cares
I'm just really trying to make sure
relegation is the pelicans
the pelicans alone right now
Clippers
they're disappointing
bad right now
they're not so
disappointing
right now they're bad yeah sure
bad we can
we can get to the medusha of what either bad just point whatever they're old as fuck right now
and they're starting bradley bill who is not working and i think at this point tylu knows he's
going to bench bradley bill but has to wait because he has a team ran by two widely veterans that
respect bradley bill so they need to play that the right way to not upset james hardin and kawai
but they need to bench him and more importantly if he says ubatch lost 20 pounds this
summer looks dog shits the big strong center who wins in the pose office strength lost 20 pounds
and who would have thought it didn't work out super well
I don't know who told him to get with Luca in the lap
and get skinny it's done wonders
for people that want to hate on the clippers
because at least a Zubach looks so much worse
you know I mean
wait where's Zubach from let me make sure
he's
I have no idea where this is right
I don't even know what you're saying
anyways
yeah I think they are
they probably are going to be playing bound
because for
me they would either be playing bound
or bad but not fun
Because I don't necessarily have fun watching the Clippers,
but they're clearly above that tier.
I just think...
The 3 and 4, they're not going to be bad.
They'll be fine.
I think they're bad right now.
Yeah.
Which is what we're doing the tier.
I say they're playing around right now,
and I expect them to get back to the solid playoff team.
And I don't think this is projection.
This is just like sample size with me with them.
Like they've lost some tough games.
They obviously shit the bed in the first game.
They weren't out there to play.
But I don't know.
I think it's one of those things that I like.
they're obviously going to be a good team like yeah it's not projection it's just like waiting out
of every team so far you know what i mean like they're just it's obvious they're going to be exactly
they deserve a certain level of respect like okay you guys are already old brook this is what i'm
talking what is what is what is it but never mind talking about the nicks of course
well no that's a different bar that's like to be a contender you can't assume someone's be
contender like we have to see that you know that's a hard club to break into to say that the
the the clipper's going to be the six seed like well again i wasn't even asking for
contender status i was asking for one move well that's
Because you wanted to, like, make the tier name me nothing.
By not saying it wouldn't, by not naming a move.
That's not true.
But we go, do you want to play inbound?
They're playing about them.
Okay.
Playing, sure.
Just for now, they can break back into a solid playout team, but they're not playing well
right now.
Actually, they're, they're, I mean, yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't know if I
trust them to win a playoff series.
I don't know if I can put them in a, Loki.
That's what I don't, yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't know if we can put them in solid
playoff team right now.
Yeah, it's fine to put them in playing bound.
Okay.
It's so weird.
Spiritually playing about it.
Even if you're the 60th, you're spiritually a playing team.
Pistons.
They're so good.
Yeah, I think they finally earned to, they finally deserve to be in a solid playoff team.
Their defense, I think they have the second ranked defense in NBA right now.
Spurs.
Beef stew, or they're at least top five.
They're probably third.
I'll check.
Beef stew and Jalen Duren, that kind of defensive combination is insane.
You saw that tweet.
I said you this morning.
Kendrick Perkins said.
No.
Oh.
I don't watch it.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
He was talking about the Casvers to piss it into the playoffs series.
Yeah.
And when he's talking about that, I understand what he's saying?
Terrible verbiage.
Terrible.
But those two, they...
I mean, it would be terrible verbiage if I said it.
It's funny.
He shouldn't even said that.
It makes it funny.
It's funny that he said that because it's like, what do you mean?
what do you mean he said he said i don't know if every mowbly and jared allen are ready to face those
two guerrillas what you talking about isaiah stewart and jalen durran yeah
the funny guy man anyone else said that a fair skin color we're getting breaking news
ex person has been far from espn with quickness that's hilarious but the defense at those
That's actually really funny.
Isaiah Stewart has quietly over the last two years.
Last year was Kurt L.O.
Has been one of the best big men defenders, just defenders in general that the league has to offer.
And then the leaps and bounds that Jalen Duren has taken, he is in a contract here.
He's looking for that super fat extension.
But he's absolutely improved defensively when it comes to his awareness and added to his offensive bag, which is just doing things that guys, his size normally shouldn't be able to do, whether it's his ball handling or hitting you with like the most random.
spin-off moves like he's he's improved well we say real contenders are we considering in their
conference or to win the finals i think to win the finals okay they're not real move away for that
yeah they'll move away from like competing in the east to like make the finals i think i think
they desperately still need another creator next to kade i'm so sick and tired of watching kate of
all this offensive responsibility as a score he's not a top tier score and he's not going to be
efficient until he's asked to shoulder less burden you know he's an amazing he's a good engine
because he's an amazing passer great playmaker that can get into space and create shots
and drive the thing going,
he's not going to have above average efficiency ever
until he has a great score next to him
to alleviate some of that pressure, I think.
As they do that and they find a way
to make that happen, wherever that may be
on the trade market, I don't know who becomes available.
I think they can compete with the Knicks.
Let's do it.
Let's put them in one move away, though.
Yeah, like, okay.
And maybe we can just recalibrate that in our heads a little bit
to be one move away from winning their conference.
I think that they're that.
Which is honestly fair because, I mean,
the Tim will staff to prove that they can win their conference as well.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I feel sorry.
Do you want to slot the bucks up in there?
Do we feel like maybe they deserve?
No.
The bucks might.
No.
Not one of the best players in the world.
I think they might deserve to be there, but whatever.
But they have less assets, so maybe the one move can't be quite as strong.
The business can get a star if somebody becomes available with the deadline.
Like, I don't know who it may be.
I mean, look at the list of NBA teams real quick.
Obviously, it's not going to be John Morant.
They don't want him.
I don't know if like a Zach will be in the money would be complicated.
He's expensive.
It's hard to say.
Who might be.
Larry Markman.
If they get a lot of marketing, I'm,
moved. The money is fucking crazy with him as well.
You're right. No one's trading for Lari marketing. But
he's good and like
fits on a good team. Doesn't have any question marks, you know?
Defensively he can survive so like I'm okay
to get him with that much money. The Levine thing, you have to
really hope you're the perfect ecosystem to like
mitigate his strengths and weaknesses.
Lowry, I'm kind of okay with the money. I feel like he's paid
what he's due. So like I think they could do that
trade. And if they do that and Kade
has a score to defer to and can
take less shots and get more efficient,
I'm going to move.
I am moved. And
it's going to go.
go ahead and trade for Kobe White.
That's what's going to end up happening and we are going to be forced to like it.
Kobe White, I mean, at that point, KeeJ.
I mean, I think I'd rather keep, I would, I would rather, yeah, I would rather trade
for Kobe one because he's actually proven that he can, that he can score super, like,
at a consistent, like, high clip.
And I, yeah, I, I trust that fit a little bit more than, then Ivy.
Also, I've been coming back from yet another injury and trying to slot in.
I want to aim a little higher
if I'm like making a big move
for a guard with them
I'm going to be fine
I just I want somebody
as like more of a
if I'm doing a guard
You want an all start
No so yes
You want a high-actained score
I get it
No
The issue of yes
Both yes to both those
But the issue of Kobe White
Is I want somebody
That can be a shooting guard defender
Next to Cade
And not have to add
Insert a defensive question mark
Which Cade's a good defender
He's big
So you can get away with that
So you want like
Prime Quiet Leonard
No no no no
Not all these things
But like if we're gonna do
A Kobe White type guy
I don't want it to be like a point guard
Or that can be a defensive liability to some extent
Yeah
And if that's the case
Like I think they're projecting to
Pace right where they're at
And that guy's just not available right now
Yeah I don't know
I don't know who's available
But if it's a Kobe White type of guy
I want more of an off guard
That can be bigger
Or a star and we can figure it out
Wherever that may be
Anthony Edwards
Yeah sure if we get that great
Yeah I'm trying to look across teams
I don't know what the trade market
It's going to be like this time of year
Yeah
This coming February
Like
they're not going to trade
Tray Murphy
They can trade Herb Jones
They could
They could trade Tray Murphy
They should blow everything up
You know I need Tray Murphy
Get some recalibration
Everybody
Everybody except for Derek Queen
and Zion should be traded
Do you think the Sixers are gonna
In Jeremiah Fiers
VJColm was really great
Do you think the Sixers
Envision Jeremy Kane
Is a long-term six man
Or do you think they're going to trade him
For a better piece
That fits better
They are not trading BJ
No no no I said Jeremy Kane
I don't think they're trading any of the
those guys. I could envision a world where they decide to trade Jeremy Kane just to maximize
Tyrese Maxine and Vijay and give them more help bigger guys around. Yeah, just because you can't
play all three guys together. And like you can stagger them and like make him be a great six
man. I'm not saying they have straight him. But I wonder if like another very high quality young
player becomes available is swapping on Jerry McCain for a Ford that can play next to those two guys
long term. If that could be a thing. Because Vijay, VJ is a star. Vij is going to be great. He is.
I don't longer see a path of Jeremy Kane being started for them. He is, but this is, I mean,
we're eight games. I don't think that they're going to give us. I don't think that they're going to
give up on McCain, especially when...
Oh, I don't mean right now.
I'm just talking to big picture.
Oh, okay.
Like, just in general.
Like, I wonder where that's gonna go.
And now I'm just thinking about trades.
Like...
Yeah, in a year, in a year, probably.
But, like, I wouldn't expect anything this year.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
But it doesn't, if somebody's available.
Where do you want to put the Sixers right now?
Sixers.
Uh, I forgot we're doing tier list.
Yeah.
Bro, we're just here.
Forget the cameras.
76ers.
There's some...
Play and bound?
I think there's some shit
playing down
is there shit
I don't think
they're gonna be great
Tyre's Maxie is playing
like one of the best guards in the East
Tyres Maxie has been incredible this year
I started Donovan Mitchell
he is the best guard in the East
for sure
Jimlin Brunson
yeah
thank you
BJ Edgecom is looking really good
I don't like it to have to be me
every time I appreciate that
but I think with
okay so like but with that backcourt
they're they're great
I just think that with
with everybody else that is
that is on that roster
with Embed's health and his uncertainty
with Paul George and what version of
Paul George is going to come down
and I haven't checked his
let me check his minutes right now but like
we were talking earlier like last week about
Tyrese maxi averaging
like 37 right 30 or like 40 minutes
a game right now
right now he's still averaging 41
41 minutes a game I don't think that that is
sustainable, I don't think, I think that that's eventually going to come down. But I do think
that there's going to be a moment where the sixers probably go through a low because your front
court is still, which the front court is when Embed misses two weeks or Paul George misses two
weeks. So they're five and three right now. Paul George can come back and make this look different
if he has a bounce back. But he hasn't played and hasn't had a training camp. I have no reason
to believe he'll bounce back because I don't know when he's in a fucking play. Exactly. And they're
playing down. They've lost two in a row after a five and one start. I'm going playing.
Yeah, that's fair.
Just because we assume
like maybe the Hawks
or Magic
would jump up
and get that succeed
hopefully, hopefully
or Miami is possible
to form forward
that can get Tyler Hero
back pretty soon.
We'll see.
Now we have five teams
in the Eastern Conference
Pacers.
They're bad and not fun
but thank God they're tanking
they needed to
so they just are what they are
nobody's playing for them
it's not fun whatsoever
Hornets
when the mellows there
bad but fun
easy conversation
right
Look at that
Thumb buckets
Slotted and so perfect
Wizards are they fun
I think so.
Yes, they're fun.
They are fun.
Yes, Kishon George is great.
He is.
They're on the extreme ends though, because they are really bad.
Yeah, and they are, they have some really not fun and some really fun.
Kishon, George, and Saar, really fun.
Yes.
Cam Whitmore, least fun player in the world.
Trey Johnson, fun.
I don't have any feel yet for Trey Johnson, but the idea is fun.
I like Trey Johnson.
Trey Johnson's good, man.
He needs to be starting for this team.
He's awesome.
Starting for this team.
For the wizard, yeah.
Honestly, yeah.
Okay.
For the sake of spacing and reps.
already like their best shooters.
Like we're talking about like old yellow
and you see J. McCollum? Okay.
Yeah.
Basketball wise.
It's over.
Clay Thompson him to be for lack of fear.
Magic and calves.
Cavs are contenders.
They got Darius Garland back last night for the first game.
And what do you know they look at the calves?
They looked fantastic again.
Yeah.
Like it's hard to talk about them right now, but respect.
Like they are real contenders.
Jalen Tyson, I think, is a starting small forward.
I think that's going well.
He, yeah, we talked about how he's like one of the few experiments in the league
that really moves.
and if he can just be the hustle guy
and have high expectation
or high anticipation for hustle plays
when the ball's going to come to him
shooting just the right amount of times
and hitting at a decent clip
we're having real conversation
yeah I think it's going well
Daris Garland and come in and make that offense
be organized again
the big passing can be revived
because we have multiple playmakers
multiple spacers I feel completely fine
about the Cavs after seeing what I saw last night
I was glued to that game making sure
because I was getting worried
what do you know the offense look like the Cavs
Orlando Magic
Bad and not fun
That is what they are
Right now they are a bad team
And they are not fun to watch
Are they playing inbound though
Because of the East
And we know like
We have to have some context
In our brains, you know
Potentially
Like at this rate
Like obviously the standings
Are the standings
I don't want to overact too much
To a night game set
With high standings wise
And I know
I know what you're saying
The offense is horrendous
That even hasn't been quite as good
I still feel like playing in balance
Probably a fair tier
I would I would like to I would like to think that
However Desmond Bain has been so bad
What happened?
He's been he's been so bad and
There's games that he's had
He scored nine points in the game against the Hawks
He was ejected in the third quarter
He's had other games where he has scored nine points or less
And he has not been ejected
And it's been it's been game after game
And now it's gone so bad
And now people are starting to put this on Paolo
and I started to create this of like
Peanut Butter the Fifth.
Yeah.
Like, hey, you have this good shooter.
Can you put him next to
Paolo and have him not be ruined?
What's going on?
This is what we've been saying
since the Desert Bay trade happened.
There's going to be no one on the hot on a hotter seat
than Jamal Mosley.
And right now as time goes on,
as each and every passing day happens,
the seat is hotter because why is,
Desmond Bain shooting only like four threes a game.
That's the lowest since his rookie year.
I'm going to tell you why?
Why?
Because they're asking him to be the point guard because everything we've known forever about
the two forwards and how the offense doesn't flow super well through one of them.
And they're asking Desmond Bain to, honestly, it's going exactly how we feared it would
when we did the one thing you should know about every single NBA team this season.
And I had the magic.
And I said the one thing you should know is Desmond Bain won't fix this all by himself.
The spacing issues will still be the spacing issues.
Desmond Bain is not prime Clay Thompson.
He's not going to come in and fix everything.
we kind of outlined what I thought was like
a worst case scenario all that's happening
they invested four first round picks in Desmond Bain
you don't get value on four first round picks
if he's parked in the corner space in the floor
for that to make sense and for that to be a good roster move
he has to have the ball in his hands
he has to make plays shoot off the dribble
and put us some goddamn points so you don't look stupid
for giving up that many points for Kyle Corver
I mean that mean draft picks so they have to do that
and ask him to be Donovan Mitchell or whatever
that's not going well because the spacing is still bad
outside of them he's being overtaxed with the ball
in his hands.
The three-point shot isn't falling, which doesn't help because the floor as an awful
player isn't there.
All the question marks we had about the pace of play with Palo as an isolation score
and playmaker, still an issue.
They just are the same team plus Desmond Bain, who is currently being overtaxed.
Yeah.
And I don't even know if he's necessarily being overtaxed because this is also still like
the lowest usage of his career in general.
And so like when I see this team, you're right.
Overtax isn't the right word.
My bad.
He's like completely like misused.
That's the word.
That's the word.
with the ball in his hands.
Because I think he needs to be running off the screens more,
being more of an awful guy.
Yeah,
he's been using the overtax.
It makes it sound like I'm saying
he has too many touches.
He has the wrong touches, I think.
Yeah, he has too many of the wrong touches.
Yeah, that's what I'm right with that.
And, like, seeing how this offense is,
it looks like they're trying to play fast,
but then everyone also looks like disjointed,
then off ball at times too there's like a whole bunch of people
just standing in the same space.
The only positive thing that can look at the scene
and be like, it's like,
okay, your starting lineup has a net rating
of plus seven.
So you're still like, you put a bunch of good basketball players in the room.
Who knew they play some form of good basketball?
You have to.
They're just too talented.
But then on the other side of things, too, it's like, okay, also, hey, your defense is slowly improving.
It's not like 20th, like how it was last week.
Now we're up to 14.
Good news.
I'm more happier about also seeing Frant of Wagner shoot like 39% from the three point line as we speak.
That's nice.
That's improvement.
So there's framework to be a playing team.
I argue with you, but I want to be so much meaner
because they should be so much better.
Okay, so we're going to put you in bad but not fun.
We don't expect you to stay there.
At least we hope you don't stay there.
But we're feeling very vindictive today,
and you're pissing us off.
So we're going to put you lower than you really should.
And you know what?
I don't think magic fans will be mad because I'm sure they're feeling vindictive as well.
I'm sure they're also pissed off about their team.
So let's all just take today to slander the magic
and try to will them to get in their shit together,
going back up the ranks to being a solid playoff team
like they should be.
25 in offense right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, some shit's got to blow up there.
The coach probably has to change.
I don't know what you do now with the roster
because you already put all your assets in Desmond Bain.
You can't really get rid of that.
You can't really trade one of the forwards
unless you have a star-for-star swap
with Franz Vagner that becomes available,
which you can probably find that.
Like, do you trade him for a more spacing-oriented guy?
No, there's no need.
That's the thing.
There's no need to trade Franz.
There is a need to trade somebody,
and I don't know who else is available.
No, not right.
Trade right now is not.
Yeah.
sir i'm walking into moseley's office and i'm gonna tell him you have until january first you have two
months from now you get this offense to 19 in the league or you pack up your stuff today the bar
was so low what we said like we're talking about can you get this to 18 19 17 best case scenario
we have not been asking for top 10 offense and it's where i i think i'm at the point now
where you were maybe like last year uh where everyone's like
oh like the spacing so bad with palo and you're like i mean yeah but it's not like he's
playing in a phone booth every single place and so and so like when people when people talk
about the magic and like this and they're like the spacing is still so bad i'm like i don't give a
damn make a shot i think i think i'm i'm at that point now where i really don't give a damn who
the coach is i don't care what i don't care what play is happening i don't care what is i don't care
if you're double teamed if you take a shot you need to make something
Something has to go in.
Like I'm racist towards Italian people when I talk about Palo Van Caro.
They treat me like I'm hateful in my heart because I don't like his style of play and his tendencies as a lead playmaker.
It's so clear that it's not just the spacing.
Like it's not that simple.
So many guys play with bad spacing and they aren't incapable of leading good offense.
It's not.
Every team is not going to have 2017 Warriors level spacing where like you just have three of the greatest shooters to ever play on your team.
And so there's a million feet in between every single player.
Like, you still, you have to go out and you have to figure it out.
You know what I feel like with that too?
That also links back to the thing with Aiton I was talking about
where people have these like buzzwords of like common traits in bad teams or bad players
that they're just like, yeah, it's that.
Yeah, spaceing is easy to say that there's no good shooters there.
So he's not going to go to play well.
When you watch the court, they don't have five guys standing in the paint
and Palo's incapable of creating a basketball play.
It's so much more nuanced than that.
That'll lead to the team offense being bad in a macro sense, most likely
because you take 70 shots a game and they're going in 5%
less your offensive ratings go down five points,
whatever. That's true. The spacing is bad
for the team offense. For Paolo being able to
execute a weak side post-up, the spacing,
nine times out of ten is not the reason the play
is dictated one way or the other.
Also, let's make some layups,
guys. Let's make some layups. If you
go down and you look at room
percentage for everybody, and
it's just, it's nothing but blue.
In terms of
percentile,
43rd, 41st, 40th,
that's where Paulo Franz and Desmond Bain
Wendell Carter is at 15
Anthony Black, 51, good job, above average
And then you have Tristan to Silver at the rim
Yeah, at the room
And then that's horrible
And then no, 51st percentile
Oh, oh, oh, oh, 50 percent
Yeah, in terms of a percentile
And then Tristan to Silver of 42 percentile
They have one guy who at the position
Is like league average
At finishing at the rim
Once again, I don't give two dams
If people are right there
You, especially as Palo,
610 missed up.
I'm Bronn, you have to, you have to, you have to make a layup.
Desmond Bain swore for nothing, make a layup, body through somebody.
Like, things have, shots at a certain point, just have to go in.
And they are not at that point.
And even if it don't go in, bro, where is your identity at?
Where is your swag at?
You have none at this moment.
Fores are not being slapped.
Last year, they allowed.
Heads are not bald.
The second least amount of points.
You need to be defenders.
Last year, they allowed the second amount of, least amount of points in the paints.
This year, they are the second or third word.
No, they're the second worst rim defense that the entire league has to offer.
They're not trying.
Letting guys blow right past by each other.
Like, it's nothing.
It's disappointing overall.
They don't have no swag at all.
It's embarrassing.
I chose to believe in them.
Put them in the three seat in my projections for the season first,
preseason preview.
Just like putting aside my bias.
I'm like, don't figure it out.
It's about that time.
I've long said that I don't think Palo's bad.
I think Palo needs time.
eventually it'll happen, it'll click.
Shit hasn't clicked yet.
I said, this will be the year it clicks.
It has not been the year it clicks.
And they were, they were the most popular team to go ahead and make the, quote, unquote, leap.
And I think that's also why I was a little bit hesitant.
One, because I was like, all right, like, you guys are doing a little bit too much.
But also, every year, there's teams that one move happens.
And on paper, it seems like everything that you've been having issues with, you fixed it, right?
you need a shooting you went out you got Desmond Bain okay cool you're going to go from this
41 team to now you're winning 52 53 games you're going to be at the top of the conference
and the east of conference is wide open there's levels to it and making making those types of jumps
is pretty hard and there's always teams that disappoint and that's what they kind of felt like to me
at the beginning of the year so that's why I didn't want to put them at at three and so it's it's very
tough you know it's funny I agree I felt the way about three four and five so I was struggling
to figure out who I'm scared of their downside more less of but all three of those teams scared
me with their downside yeah and when I say three four or five we're referencing the magic hawks
and pistons yeah those are consensus middle tier and now I'm sure we can all agree that because of
the baseline floor that the business have given themselves which is their the defensive end
like of course we want them to trade for a star we want them to at least like guys like ronhawn
who's been fantastic or sarah thompson who's again has been fantastic to develop even more
of an offensive player
offensive threat
has some more juice
alongside Cade
even if that don't happen
it seems like
at least right now
they have that
three four spot
solidified
they got their swag back
and the hawks
just me
yeah the hawks
are just still the hawks
and that concludes our cheer list
how to end that
with a little
Orlando magic rant
being annoyed
let's channel that energy
channel that hatred
Mo tell me
what fucking time it is
they told me to fall off
they told me
that it is not
possible. It doesn't matter what's happening in Atlanta. It doesn't matter whether or not
we are good or bad. It doesn't matter what's happened to train young because the Orlando
magic. My bad, the New Orleans Pistons. What the fuck? The New Orleans Pistons. If you're
still here, comment, shout out the New Orleans Pistons. All I know is DeBonce is going
to land in my lab. I'm going to get the number one overall pick and I will once again
be at my peak powers. Once we're back at the top. Next year.
This is an insane rambling.
I asked him the transition of TikTok time
and he starts rambling
both in New Orleans Pistonson.
And A.J. de Bonsa.
Am I foreseeing?
Never mind.
I'm not even going to get into that.
I'm not even going to do it.
Let's go into TikTok time.
This is the Melaton and talking.
With that being said,
we're on to TikTok time.
Let's go have some fun.
Let's talk about stuff besides
his drunken ramblings.
Woo.
Get together, though, man.
That one's lost it.
Welcome to TikTok time.
Today, we have a fun slate
segments for you guys.
But as always,
always we are going to begin with a draft but a very different type of draft something we've
never done before yes we're going to draft point guard through center building lineups as we
always do as you see the draft order is donovan me mo but the twist is i have a hat right
next to me with 15 players in here okay a variety of strengths and weaknesses variety of levels
of player donovan your first you were going to draw a player at this hat you're going to
decide if you want to keep them on your team or give him to one of us so you can either
slot them into your lineup or put them on any line if you choose.
I gave you a ride home.
It's been multiple times when you know that right now.
You got a balance sabotage versus strength.
So maybe you get a mid-to-year player that's really good,
but you don't know if you want to fit that with your other players.
You got to decide you want to give it to us and so forth.
So first off, who's the first player in our pool, Donovan?
First off.
Michael Jordan right away.
Okay, great.
Fantastic.
Last time he fumbled, he got it.
I wonder what he's in do with him.
My team.
Your team, okay.
Oh, my team.
We know this.
Oh, he's going to keep them.
Okay.
Great.
Fantastic.
Is my first pick?
You got?
Oh, Wembe.
Great.
Nice.
Okay.
Well, you're going to keep them or trade them?
This is your Christmas present.
You're going to give them to me?
Psych, I don't believe Christmas.
God damn it.
Put them at my center.
Oh, wait.
I was supposed to go second.
You keep doing this.
You keep not having this.
Oh, shit.
Whatever.
You can go second.
All right.
Okay.
So you keep Wemby.
I love that you guys just pull great players out of way.
There are certainly not great players in here.
Okay, let's see what I get next.
Well, last time, on...
The last one, you got all-time great.
You got the best centers of all time.
Josh Giddy.
Okay, who would be done worse by Josh Giddy?
I'm gonna pair it with Jordan.
Donovan can have Josh Giddy.
I can survive with anybody.
We'll give it to you.
Damn.
Him and Giddy might fit perfectly.
Yeah.
I don't think Jordan's gonna like Josh Giddy particularly much.
Damn.
I think I'm nuking your team chemistry right away.
And it's my turn again.
How many giveaways do we have?
As many as you want.
Until, I mean, if somebody's live is filled up,
then there's less options, you know?
Okay.
But we just go free flow.
Next up, Scotty Pippin.
I'll keep him put on my small forward.
Best player on my team, Scottie Pippen.
Let's start there.
Okay.
You can work with Gideon Jordan.
I guess.
Especially since you're shooting 40% from 3.
Jordan Poole.
I got Jordan Poole.
Give me Jordan Poole to small forward.
Yeah, this is not terrible.
I think in terms of positions,
you can't fuck somebody, put them at center.
But you can put them at the closest position available.
This is not terrible, but I think I definitely could do better.
He's like my first, like, C tier.
Actually, I think if we give somebody a player,
we should let them choose where their positions move around.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Ooh, sorry, buddy.
You got to go ahead and take giddy or take bull.
I don't want to.
Yeah.
Why?
Because I'm trying to do.
Why don't I end though?
I'm trying to nuke.
You have Michael Jordan.
Yeah, you have Jordan.
We have to kill you with our hands.
There you go.
Congratulations.
All right.
I just want to put Jordan at the three.
Yeah.
Put Jordan at the three.
Actually, no.
keep joining at the two we're going to pull up actually it's it's whatever it's fine as it's
put jordan at point put jordan at point i want my smartest player to have yeah what giddy at the
small board you i mean do whatever it doesn't make whatever they all on the same floor i know it doesn't
matter people praying on my down floor yeah deandre jordan oh man i mean obviously he's not
going to play for me that's that's number one um who's gonna do you're gonna do
die.
Go M.
I can put him anywhere.
It doesn't really matter to me.
I'm bound to have shit.
I could survive with shit at the four or at the five.
He's going with Scotty.
I'm okay with that prime New York and Jordan.
I'll live.
He's going with Scottie.
Okay.
I got a lob threat next to a three and D wing.
I'm starting off nice and balanced.
I'll take that.
Next one.
Chris Paul.
Prime CP.
Ah, you can't keep up.
You can't keep him.
ladies and gentlemen we got him
damn
he's got giddy over CP3
want to put Jordan at the four
but you get real brittle and small
put Jordan at the four
yeah shit
let's even defend the post
damn
you got no choice
you got no choice
it's either
I give CB3 Wemby
or I give CB3
Lobity and Scotty Pippin
yeah imagine Lopsyt
Wemby good lord
It's awful
Just take him
Yeah
You give him to him
Why would you give him to Wemby
You think I'm the worst team builder here
So listen man
Because I have to fill out
I just have to fill out Rostas
Give him to Wemby, he's outrageous
What you got?
Kevin Durant
Okay
You man
Why would you allow him to do this?
Ooh
Man
You gave him CP3
Fuck
Put KD in my 4-5
It don't matter
Oh my God
4 or 3 don't matter
I hope we can sabotage you immensely.
Next up, James Hardin.
Okay, maybe I don't want Chris Paul.
Give me James Hardin at my point guard.
You're welcome.
Damn.
It was like it for both.
I'd rather have that than him get him.
Okay.
So Hardin, Pippin, DeAndre, I'm starting balanced.
Next up, oh, I pull two players, me.
Mix it up.
John then Cominga.
Ooh.
See, he's playing great basketball.
I can give them to you because you're,
you're the best team, or I can eliminate Donovan.
That's Madonna in the dirt
You got to get your car forward
Damn, you're an asshole
And I love it
I'm not competing
Against one player
The two players
So yeah
You could have comming
Right on your power forward
Jordan a bunch of guys
He just dug your grave
I'm hoping that you can still sabotage him
And we can find a way to bounce this
Tim Duncan
Wow
Tim Duncan
Nice.
I'll put him at my four and I'll put KD at my three.
Great.
Straight Hall of Famers.
I can't wait until we find a way to fuck you over.
There you go, Donovan.
I can't wait until we find a way to kill you.
Ben Simmons at a shooting card.
Go ahead.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll still straight.
I'll take it.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Still good.
I'll take it.
I'm looking good right now.
Still good.
Hell yeah.
Bradley Beale.
You gotta take Brad
I guess I gotta pay for better days
I've nothing
Okay and I guess you can't pick any more
Since your team's filled
So I guess we'll just finish out
Okay you too finish out
Yeah this is the worst
Idea we've ever done
This is amazing
I got LeBron James
Let's go
That finish
Being first in this is a real disadvantage
Because like you can't necessarily
Like you can see where everybody else
Kind of has when you go later
I guess
I guess it's random
You got fucked because I chose
Fuck you're in the day you got
Purely lucky
Yeah, purely luck
And I guess one player left
Donovan
I'll drop for you
Your center
Kyle Coosma
Coos Camingo pool
Giddy
Yo Jordan is in
The Gullog
He is in hell
And it's freezing
Oh my God
Kuzma
He thought he was gonna win
He thought he was blessed
The first page
Yo he was a weird
trying to decide
We're gonna put Giddy in pool
who's going to be my pool
it don't matter
buddy
what was there
there was four
three bigs in here
and you got two of them
oh my god man
prayers for you
a hard and bill
pippin lebron
deandre jordan
i can work with this
yeah jordan is retiring
he's not even like
he's not going to see these guys
he's going to see kuzma and pool
just
Jordan's going to play in the MLS
yeah
that was hilarious
we jumped
oh man
That's hilarious.
That was great.
Any comments on them?
Shut up.
Next thing we were going to do.
Last week we started a new series, not a new series.
We continued a year by year series.
Last week, we graded every single NBA City jersey in the Western Conference, starting
our 2025, 2026 jersey, you know, collection of videos.
I'm blanking on this.
Today we're going to grade all of them in the Eastern Conference.
We're going to finish this.
out so by the time this episode is over we will have graded every single new jersey first off the 76ers
i really like this this is very clean very simple how can you not like it it's just a cool 76ers jersey
oh we this is smooth as hell man what this looks like it should just be like a rebrand like it's just a good
basic jersey this should be yeah this should be a part of their like every year rotation i'm going
it should be permanent you're right this is what they should wear a damer every single time they're
away what's it on the side i see some like brown on the edge i can't see i think it's like
goal for like the Liberty Bell.
It's classic.
That's tough.
It's hard.
It's historic.
The section really never missed.
They have one of their better collections of city judges over the years.
They really do.
They don't miss at all.
They have a lot of good stuff to draw from from Philadelphia lore.
They got a super team of graphic designers over there in Philly.
I see why they're not worried about the basketball product.
I get it.
I don't need to be with the basketball product.
So listen, if we're not going to get a star player on the court a lot, he's going to make sure he looks good on the sidelines.
Hell yeah.
A plus starting off strong in the Eastern Conference.
Next up.
The Milwaukee blocks bringing back Cream City.
You thought it was dead.
Yeah, you thought it was dead.
You thought the era was finished.
The dynasty just now begins.
We're here, multi-year Cream City, A plus.
The consumption of Cream is up.
Oh my God, we never been so up.
This is amazing.
It's the best.
You only get sentences from that, from the creamologist.
You do.
Cream is on the rise.
Self-appointed creamologist.
Yes.
I don't know where he went to school for that,
But apparently he has the
The commodity of cream is up right now.
Yes, exactly.
I do.
How did you guys know this?
I went to the Cream University.
I know what this is.
Classic.
Second time I read it back.
This will go down in Milwaukee Buck's history.
This is a classic jersey.
This is one of the best I've ever had.
Cream City is eternal.
Whenever I have a kid like 10 years from now or whatever,
I got to birth him in Milwaukee for this and put him in a Cream City jersey.
Let you know where you come from.
He's got to know all about Cream from day one.
Exactly.
He's going to come into this world with Cream.
Cream tattoo
It's on the way
You're tattooing a baby
Tattooing a cream
Cream City
I might tattoo this jersey on my body
I don't know man
That's how I'm feeling
Yeah it's cool
Sure
Brought it back
It's an A
Come on now
Chicago Bulls
I'm losing track
They've done the Chicago color so many times
Is this one they've done before
Is this brand new
They've done this color before
I can't remember
No no this is
No this is the Chicago colors
With that white and red jersey
They had a few years ago
That was beautiful
Yeah, but except this time
It's not beautiful
I like the Chicago colors more
When it's white, not black
I don't love the baby blue and red with black
Yeah, because that's the actual colors
Yeah
This feels like a King's jersey
Don't feel like a Chicago Bulls jersey
Why do they have to do black?
Because once you start running out of ideas
You say white jersey, black jersey
Just flip them
Yeah, like I respect that
This font was the best city jersey they ever had
I respect them running it back
With a new color
I don't wish it to be this color
I'm gonna give it a C minus
I'm going D minus
I really hate it
The standard is hide right now, so I'm giving
this a F. And it sucks. I do like the Chicago
flag jerseys they've had
in the past, and I do like this cut of font
in numbers assortments. Don't
love them together. So I'll go deal with you just because they've
upset me by ruining my two things I like. Exactly.
Out of principle. Ruin a good
thing. Shame on you.
Cavaliers. New version of the land.
Bright orange.
I'm sorry. I'm not getting with this.
I'm not giving this an A.
I'm going like C plus. It's not bad.
This is kind of rad. I fuck with it. I dig this
Jersey. Really? Yeah. I dig
this jersey. Yeah. It reminds you to some like old
70s. Reminds me of Ronald. Are they sponsored by McDonald's? Is it sponsored by
Arby's? And if it is, Arby's is up as fuck right now too. Apparently, yeah.
You want to see steak nuggets on your jerseys? Apparently they're good.
Yeah. I'll take your word for it. I think this is another one where they ruined a beautiful thing.
We should try them. We should try it. Steak jerseys on the pod. I'll get with D. Mills. We'll do
a video together. Let's do it. I'll do it. The blue ones were one of my favorite
jerseys of the last few years. This is. This is.
A bastardization of a jersey that I loved
When you see it on the court
On Darius Garland
I promise you it's not gonna look good
No amount of Darius Garland oral points
It's gonna make me like the jersey
I promise you
It will
I don't love the color combination whatsoever
I think it's a
I'd rather than do a whole New Jersey
Than change the color
There's something bad of a jersey
We know and love
D
I think the color could be better
It's like kind of tangerine
But it's not terrible at all
I fuck with it still
No it has to be D
This is literally what the what the Bulls just did
in terms of taking a good concept, changing the color,
and now it's messed up.
But it's a better color, though.
No, it's not.
No, it's just not.
It's bright, but it's not nice.
I don't like this.
Maybe this mock-up is doing it bad.
Maybe this is like this behind-the-scenes picture.
This looks like it's a lower-quality jersey,
taking like a Nike store earlier or whatever.
Maybe it's not doing it justice,
and with better lighting, it looks better.
The picture I'm looking at looks garbage.
Okay, now look at this picture,
and then imagine Donald of a Mitch in it.
And then imagine DeMitch doing teak time in it, too.
I feel like I'm looking at 10 out of 10 jersey.
There you go.
I feel like I'm looking at Donovan Mitchell on a yo Gabba Gabba costume at that point.
He's like a backyard again.
Don't like it.
D.
You don't fuck with the backyard again?
Not this one.
What's the orange one?
Is that Tyrone?
I don't remember.
Probably is.
The Boston Celtics going white and gold.
Yo, this is a Power Ranger jersey for sure.
The White Ranger?
Yeah, the White Ranger for sure.
But you know what?
I kind of rock with it.
This is classic.
I think like if they, if they, if they, there's no green.
I understand, but like.
Should the Celtics ever have a jersey with no green?
That would be my only thing for it.
So I really like it.
I would give it a B plus because I do think you need to have something.
Like every jersey, unless it's like completely an alternate,
should have just a little bit.
But it's still nice.
Like people, they should have won this on ring night.
This should be like a special edition jersey.
This looks like those jerseys they sell on team stores that are fake and don't exist.
And they sell them as fashion jerseys for fans.
You ever see those like they make, they do a lot with women's jerseys,
were they making like pink or gold
or something like that
and they're completely fake
they look out
they're from swap meets
that's how this looks to me
this looks like
it's a mockup
from somebody
who should not be making mockups
this looks like
this is disrespectful
to South is green
no I think honestly
every team
should learn from this
every team that wins
the championship
your first jersey
the next
the next year
should be this
you should have this
white and gold jersey
you know if that was a thing
and if that was going
to be a recurring thing
that the winning
championship team
gets a gold jersey
I would like that
that would be a cool thing
but it's not that right now
so now it's relating
to a city jersey
it's just gold
Don't like.
Yo,
Dalen Brown,
you have no room
for error with this jersey,
bro, at all.
It's a lot of white.
Yeah, it's too much white,
you're in trouble, yeah.
You better not wipe your sleeve.
Yeah,
you better not bumping
and no teammates
through screens
or none of that,
bro, else it's overwitch.
You're not
fall down the lane.
It's a scary sight.
Yeah,
but on the server
is not an ugly jersey.
It's just,
I don't like it for the Celtics.
Yeah.
See?
I'm going B plus.
Mid.
Yeah.
I gave it a B.
It's not.
bad. Yeah, certainly it's not, we've seen some ugly fucking jerseys. So it's not an F or anything.
Peach Tree coming back for the Atlanta Hawks. Okay. I dig it. I fuck with Pete's tree. I'm sad
it's not I'm okay anymore. Like, what the fuck with Martin Luther? What happened with that? Like,
I thought we were really good. It was 2022. But it is what it is. This is a good jersey. I fuck
with it. It's not bad at all. I like the ones better when they didn't say peach tree when it was
a hawks in the same color. I wish they brought that back because the one actually says
peach tree. I thought the peach tree, that text
makes me look like it's a high school jersey. I'm looking at
it now. I hate it. It looks corny.
It looks very high school to me.
That era, like when we were in high school, a lot of the jerseys
had like this like angular, sharp-ass text
on it. This is like a D2 college.
The D-2 college. I can definitely
understand that. But look, the shorts, save it.
The shorts are cool. And the color's cool. The peach thing is cool.
Like the ball being a
being a peach like that? Very cool.
Hard as fuck. Don't like the text. Didn't age well.
B-minus.
I'm going C-minus.
I really hate that.
And we've seen them use this color
in a better design.
That doesn't say peach tree.
Yeah.
And for that,
we have to shame you.
C minus.
You got better and downgraded
it on purpose.
I give it a B is solid.
I do like the peach color.
The peach color is very cool.
And when they have it on the court,
it is a very strong color.
Next up.
Wrong screen.
Why is the last name
in the back like that's super strong?
It's like a stronger shade of peach.
I think it's because there's no white next to it
so it looks brighter,
but it's probably the same.
Yeah.
I hope so.
Maybe not, though.
I can't make up.
I hope so.
Miami Heat,
bringing back the black Miami Vice.
Fire.
Here we go.
A plus.
A plus.
These are so good.
This is,
you think about a legit rebrand.
Yeah,
the Miami Heat have good base jerseys.
This is so far that four years ago,
I said they should change it
and never use those base jerseys again
because this is that much better.
It's crazy, man.
That's crazy.
This and the white one are iconic.
Every rendition after these two,
when they got all colorful and gradian shit.
It's too much.
Bastidization.
They ruined it.
Now we're going back to the basics.
This is a classic.
You give them just a little bit of leeway for the pink one.
It's like, all right, fine, I guess, maybe, but you're pushing it.
You do gradient with gradient numbers.
Now I want you dead.
Now I don't like any of this.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Is this a classic?
No.
This isn't a classic?
This got, oh, this.
Come on.
Hammers.
Come on.
No, no, no, no.
Then nothing's a classic.
Come on, man.
Well, how much time I have to go by for you to be, for it to become a classic?
Ten years, 15 years?
That's me before he was born.
This is clear.
a modern classic.
Not before I was born.
That's a mid-2000
stuff.
That's like,
whatever.
It's kind of cool.
A plus,
this is an all-time
great jersey to me.
This is fantastic.
This should be kept around
for years to come.
There should be a throwback
we do.
You can make it,
we can make it a modern classic.
Great.
If that makes you sleep better,
fine.
Modern classic.
I will sleep better.
I guess so.
If that doesn't bother you.
Yeah,
and I won't have to take
two melatonas like
trying to drug myself,
kill myself.
I'm taking two melatonas.
Next up.
The Hornet.
doing a bright orange gradients.
I know La Mello Ball was behind this.
He has to be.
Yeah, him in that damn La Flair brand, bro.
This is definitely a Lamello Ball jersey.
I'm sure it's dedicated to him.
This feels like an All-Star game jersey.
It does.
A terrible one at it too.
No, this, we said us before.
This is a Six Flags jersey.
Bro, legit, if the All-Star game was in Phoenix,
the jerseys would look like this.
Is there a Six Flags in North Carolina?
I bet there is.
And I bet we can go there and I bet we can find a jersey like this.
I don't know.
We will be in North Carolina soon.
This look, it looks tasty.
It looks like ice cream.
Dude, it looks like a sweet treat.
No, no, no, what's that?
What's that?
It looks like an airhead.
This literally looks like an airhead.
It looks like it tastes good.
It's just going on, man.
Yeah, exactly.
Get this refreshing as jerse here on my face.
Yeah, it looks like, Donovan, you ever seen those ice cream?
They got one.
They got a six flags in North Carolina.
I mean, it's in Charlotte.
Okay, naturally.
We on the way.
It looks like, like, you've seen that peach ice cream.
This is so up, man.
You've seen that peach ice cream.
Shout out of urban development.
But it's actually ice cream.
Yeah.
Looks like this.
It does.
This is a V8 fusion orange peach mango jersey.
It's an exotic juice.
I'm not with this.
It looks yummy, but D, I don't like it.
Also, they couldn't just show the back of the shorts.
They had to put an actual person in it.
And they're like, yeah, man.
Oh, I just realized the shorts are that harsh-ass gradient.
F.
Hey, dude.
Yeah, man. Turn around for it.
I forgot.
I hate gradient with all assets.
This is a humongous F.
F, F, F.
I hate this with all my heart.
I got the model doing 360s.
he's supposed to do
every model is
but nevertheless
this is a fucking horrible jersey
I think this is the worst one of the year
this is easily the worst one so far
yeah
new york next coming back
with another kid's collab jersey
this is gorgeous
the off white base
the nice subtle
colors all around
a plus
all this is hard as hell
this is gorgeous
this is what we do
I have no complaints
of my gorgeous
Is that white or is it like an off white?
It's like an egg shell.
Again, I know more about cream than you do, as you can tell,
so I can kind of differentiate it.
Whoa, whoa.
We don't got relitigated though.
Okay, we'll go through each other's cream catalog
and then we'll talk about it.
My class is right there.
We can find a lot of cream.
All right, say less.
But yeah, A plus.
Ever since Kith came in here, start doing their jerseys,
they've been elite every single year.
This is no exception.
It's what we do, man.
Come on.
It's the only thing you can do.
Kithmerchant.
Yep.
Before Kith, it was a scary sight.
They had some bullshit.
but they changed your
book as lives A plus
Orlando Magic with this gray jersey
with the stars on the side
I take it back for instance
this might be the worst one of the year
This reminds me of
It reminds me of Victor Oladipo days
reminds me of when he was wearing
the sleeve jerseys
trying seven, eight times
to do the 540 in the dunk contest
Is this a prank?
Why are we going back to this?
This is horrible like
This is, I don't, what the fuck is this?
I don't know, it feels like they took
every jersey that they've had
and mush them all together
and they just said great
I see that might be actually what they're doing
that might this might be a bringing together
all the eras and I hate it
yeah like you say Victorola Depot
brother I think of Aaron Gordon
in this jersey I do as well
and bro like it's been years since he was on the match
no why do I think about that
I know who actually jumps to mine right now
Mo Spates
Mo Spates oh my God
this is a terrible jersey
I don't really like the stars in the size
I don't like the gray at all
I don't like the text in the middle
and how it's like blends in with the gray,
with the stars being gray.
Everything about this is boring.
Orlando Magic, this is a bad year for y'all.
They can't do nothing right, man.
And right when you get some good base jerse as you come with this bullshit
reminding us of an era before this that was terrible.
F.
Go into the future.
All around disappointing organization.
The Western Conference last week didn't have any stinkers for real.
We're several stinkers in the East.
What's wrong with the Eastern Conference?
We might need a whole conference relegation.
Poor funding.
Poor funding all around.
Brooklyn Nets.
bring in back the Koogee jerseys.
Tough.
Classic.
This is absolutely a classic.
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
We got the first classic approval.
It's a classic.
A plus plus.
Because not even, not only is this jersey, it's great on court, right?
The memories were good.
People were having fun when this jersey was out in the streets.
This specific version of the Nets had the iconic.
Yeah.
The iconic.
Cardi song.
Yes.
The bench mob meme.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This gave D-Lo like four years or a deal Pinson
Dio Pinson going crazy on the sideline
Shout out to them
Dilo's PR is an all-time high
It took them four years to lose it
Because of these jerseys
Also what is that sponsorship
All in one
I have no idea what that is
What is that?
It's a pun
They're like saying
I don't know
I'm team mantra
All in W-O-N
Or is it A-N
It's a point is it
I don't know what that is
It's not good
That's what it is
I have speculations
That I will think about afterwards
To avoid insensitivity
I would not continue with my assumptions.
I don't know anything about that.
But great jersey A plus.
Yep.
Pacers.
Yo, this is good.
This is actually good.
I don't think the Pacers have ever had.
Ooh, this is fine.
This is he.
This is he.
I'm looking up the next thing.
This is hard.
This is hard.
I'm going A plus for this.
This will look great on court if they have all white accessories.
Then it should go well.
I mean, but you know some bozos is going to come out here in purple shoes and wear this.
Seaccom and his big ass shorts.
Not going to have any accessories.
is going to look boring it's no or no swag but benedick matherin andrew nimard they will wear this
and they will look cool i'll give this a b plus this is an a to me man such a good it looks like
it feels like an old school jersey too yeah that kind of it's a little it's a little boring to me
to give it a plus but i'll give it a b plus it's a very solid jersey that would look good on court
i'm sure our suspicions were wrong what is it it's uh it's different but like the thing that we
are the thing that we were that we were thinking it was is not what they're
Actually, I wasn't thinking anything.
I don't really know what it is.
Okay, they never mind.
But either way, either way, these are.
Okay.
Yeah.
B plus.
Hey, great.
Pistons.
Hey, this is an elite jersey.
I learned the other day that they're fucking ass with these jersees on.
Like, they don't win no games.
Is this one they brought back?
They did this before?
Yeah, I think they did this before.
This is one of those years and they were so god awful.
I forget what they wore because I was blanking them out of my mind
because they're winning 15 games.
Yeah.
But I think they did this before.
It feels new because, like, the shorts look.
different.
Yeah,
the sorts look different.
Obviously,
they're bringing back
those old colors.
I think they might have
did this a few years ago,
but I can't remember for certain
for some reason.
This font,
they were using this font
in like the Motor City ones.
And so like Blake Griffin,
I think like for that era,
they had it.
But obviously it's like the,
those like Bright Hill,
you know,
teams and they made it black,
which is cool.
I don't,
I don't mind these.
I think as a city jersey,
you know,
second alternate,
it's like a B minus.
Yeah.
No,
I'll give it a good B.
I like it.
It doesn't look like it's black.
It looks like it's like a charcoal, which I think lends itself well to that teal color.
I'll give it a solid B.
I'll think I'll give this a solid B too.
And if the court looks really nice and has those colors flashing a little more, this might go together real well.
Raptors bringing back the dino in white.
I hate this.
It was almost really good.
We got to retire this.
The white dinosaur, it looks like the printer and out of ink.
Yeah.
This is like a printing error.
This is bad.
And like, and shout to them because the white dino now has the old jerseys.
and so they're trying to include everything.
However,
there's too much going on.
That's too much detail for a jersey.
You've been overworking this dino.
Let the dinosaur rest, please.
Give that dino some PTO, please.
Yeah, I don't like the white.
It doesn't look simplistic and clean.
It looks like a ran out of ink.
It looks like we forgot to finish the illustration
and say, yeah, that works.
The nine is in a weird spot.
It's all crowded.
You could barely see the nine.
This is a TBD jersey, man.
I'm going I'm going D-minus
This was like a T-shirt
Yeah
Wizards
Bringing back the gold
Throwback as a city jersey
Okay they've literally
Like been winless when it comes to city
Jersey's over last few years
I kind of like cheating
And just straight up bringing back a throwback jersey
As a city jersey
But it's not the throwback jersey though
It's not
It's just throwback color way
Because they've combined it
Because their jerseys now have
This like stripe on them
Oh that sharp wasn't there before
No
No
Oh okay okay
Okay so how do you like them
Bringing in the old colors
To the new jersey layout
I fuck with it.
Me personally, I think this is for where they were at,
purgatory.
I think this is like a solid B, damn near A.
As far as city jerseys go, paying homage to eras,
it's kind of cool.
Yes, I have to see it on court.
I cannot make my final decision right now.
However, I will.
And I'm going to say, I'm going to say C plus right now.
I'm going to go B plus.
I kind of like it.
With, it has the possibility to get up to A minus,
but I have to look at it on court.
That's a wide-ass range, C-plus to A-minus.
What are you going to see
To change it that much
Encore vibes matter a lot
Okay, fair enough
I think it works
I like it a lot
I think that's a good way
To mix areas
A minus
I think I could do
Without the black block
On the front chest of it
But I think it's good
I think without the back block
Without the black block
It'd probably be too much gold
It's never too much gold
It's never
Okay
Exactly
Yeah I'll go B plus actually
Okay
And that's the last one
And with that
We have graded
every single
2025,
2026 City Jersey.
We can rest.
We will see y'all next year
for another year
of grading city jerseys.
How do you feel about this year
compared to the rest?
Less stinkers,
but the stinkers today
really piss me off.
The Hornets?
That I hated that.
You're lucky con can nipples
on your team and he's hooping.
I don't even,
man, I got some words for you guys.
The magic made me the most mad.
I fucking hate the Magic jersey.
They made me mad.
I didn't like the hornets.
Yeah.
I hated the hornets the most.
Okay.
Next thing we're going to do,
I'm going to name
an NBA player.
and I want you to tell me
if you think they will make the Hall of Fame
Okay.
So a lot of current day players
you think they're on that trajectory
if there's some retired players
they're going to make it now
different phases, different players
but will this player
when it's all said and done
be a Hall of Famer?
Yeah.
First off, Donovan Mitchell.
Yes, I think so.
Now, though he is in lack
of a championship,
he has no All-Star
or he has no MVP,
he has no like anything really
to crown himself in NBA history.
final appearance moments has he made the conference finals no he hasn't oh i so talent wise clearly
he's a hall of fame trajectory type of guy at this age i do i'm kind of scared that maybe
if he doesn't make some kind of big run that he might be one of those players you look back on
and be like remember de Mitch he was crazy i'm kind of worried people might forget about him
and right now that's exactly where where he's at i just think it's so it's so hard especially when
you don't have like at least one playoff run that you can point to of having a
getting to the conference finals or getting to the finals and then even the major accolades
in terms of stacking up all like all NBA first and second teams and MVPs and stuff
like that. It's really, really hard. And especially right now in this season, as we're looking
for Evan Mobley to take the leap and be the number one guy, are we going to get to a point
where, hey, I'm no longer the best player on my own team. Even whenever we're making those runs,
it's going to, the case is going to be really weird for Donovan Mitchell.
I'm going to say no right now.
Six-time All-Star right now, two-time All-N-B-A.
I think one of those is first team all-N-B-A.
Very good player.
That's not a Hall of Fame player.
Yeah, I think he might.
It's tough also because a lot of players get into the Hall of Fame and everyone's like,
the basketball Hall of Fame is so easy.
Usually they have international play or they have college.
He doesn't have that.
So I don't know.
He still has plenty of time.
He's not old yet.
So I think he's on the path.
He has to do something a little more significant or just have really good longevity.
long as you have to get you into the Hall of Fame.
So if he becomes a 10-time All-Star,
maybe one or two more, all-N-BAs,
is really high on the point score for the Cavs.
He becomes a Cavs legend.
He could make it, but if he retired today, it would be a no.
Yeah, I think he did,
going back to what you said about the playoffs stuff,
he did have not a run, but he jogged in place.
He had fantastic moments.
He has had plenty of playoff moments.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
I think it was in the bubble against the Denver Nugs
when he was going band-for-bang with Jamal Murray.
It happened such a long time ago,
but it is still moment.
that he's had.
And the cast can make the finals this year.
They make the finals and he goes crazy.
Like he always usually does in the playoffs as a score.
Stamp it.
He can stamp it.
He's real close to stamping it.
But right now it's,
you can argue and be against it.
He's in my Hall of Fame.
Yeah, I think he'll get there,
but it's real close.
I'm saying no right now.
Jalen Brunson.
Hell no.
Damn.
I don't know.
I think right now,
pro basketball,
Pro Hall of Fame.
Hall of Fame for what?
Well, okay, so again,
it's the Basketball Hall of Fame.
We were talking about some people
have collegiate,
some people I have international play.
He has national championships that you can point to.
If you have maybe five more years of this level of production.
That's a lot of years for a small guard.
I understand.
Like, that's what it's going to take.
I'm not saying that he's close to it right now at all.
But it's going to take at least another five more years, another long playoff run.
And maybe if we can get to a, if the Knicks get to the finals, stamped.
Okay.
But if not, then you're going to need at least another Eastern Conference final.
Yeah, the Knicks make the finals for sure stamped.
the moment making a conference finals then making a finals
being one of the best development stories of all time
one of the best second round picks of all time
that's going to be a good like fairy tale
to get him into the Hall of Fame that's going to be a good
like piece of lore you're known for this thing
that New York tax is carrying just a little bit too
The New York tax will carry for sure
longevity won't be a thing here because he got started a little bit late
but the New York tax and carry him to the Hall of Fame
the New York tax and again the national championships
that tax would boost him up as well very sure
next up Jalen Brown
is the finals MVP going to be a
Hall of Famer.
That is, this is going to be controversial.
A finals MVP is something.
It's definitely on the line, multiple time all-star.
He's never been a part of the first team all-N-B-A.
I'm assuming he's had a couple third teams on his record book as well, but I don't know
if he can be a hall of-office.
He's one-on-B-A team, 2023.
Sorry, man.
Four-time All-Star, one-time champion, finals MVP.
Four-time All-Star.
See, and like, finals MVP, it's very, very.
it's very, very honorable, very noble.
However, there's some finals MVP's that are not going to make the actual
Hall of Fame.
Yeah, the actual Hall of Fame.
He might just be the best of that class.
Yeah.
This is a debate to me.
Like, I don't think, he's not a Hall of Famer.
At this point, barring big jumps and barring more jewelry,
if this team goes on another run, Jason Sanding comes back, they win a bunch of championships,
and, like, he's just a definitive, important piece to a great team that defines the 2020s,
then sure.
But as of now, I don't think he's a Hall of Famer.
Yeah, and no signs, no signs, points of that for all happening.
You have to have long runs it down nights, bro.
Yeah, he's a Hall of Famer at the bank, though.
Sure, all bad getter Hall of Fame for sure.
Al Horford.
Yeah, I think, I think Al Horford is going to be a first ballot Hall of Famer.
First ballot.
I think, I think Al Horford has longevity, played in the league over 20 years.
He has an NBA championship.
He has back-to-back college championships.
Yeah.
He's going to be a first battle Hall of Fame.
He checks all the accomplishment boxes you can want.
He's been the best player on a playoff team.
He's had a time as the man, had a time as a sidekick, had a time as a fifth option.
Like, he's really succeeded at every level.
I'm just so happy this argument you guys are making right now because I agree.
You don't have any bad blood in your mind as a Hawks fan?
Nah, I...
Not holding your grudges?
No, we were fucking terrible.
He should have left, bro, for being...
He made the right choice for himself.
We have to respect it.
People are going to be so mad and like, bro, Horford, what are you made, Hall of Famer?
look at his numbers never have it's over 20 a game or whatever but none of that matters
and jaylon brown can't make it nope yeah how about that how about no rajan rondo
multi-time champion for two organizations the two most popular organizations in the sport nope this is
this is this is the epitome of you got your jersey retire but you're not a hall of famer who's
i don't even know who's returning his jersey the celtics should retire his jersey okay
i think if if any team was going to retire her jersey it would be be the celtics and i think that
I think they could
I don't even know if that happens
with the way he left
or how their situation
is like abruptly ended
I don't think so
I can't remember
did he leave that badly
I know when he got traded
he left the next few teams badly
but I can't remember
how the Celtics thing ended
I can't remember
I can't remember exactly
how animus it was
I don't remember
it being like graceful though
yeah I don't know
but he's right in the line
their accomplishments are there
multiple rings
an important part of those rings
especially the first one
he's in the hall of very good
okay
the hall of very good okay
let's start making that distinction for some of these guys
yeah we'll make our own Hall of Fame for the guys
just below yeah
Carl Anthony Towns
no
he said hold on
why did you ask this yeah
I don't think he has a chance
at unless like again on with the Bruns and thing
like he helps carry them to the NBA finals
and they like have somewhat of a dominant
we were saying if Brutzen makes the finals he could be
All the Fame right.
Yeah, but Brunson won a championship in college.
Kat's going to have a lot of,
Kat's going to be pretty high on the all-time points for a center, I bet.
That's fine, but like, I don't know.
They, they do have to, okay, for Brunson,
they just have to make the finals.
The Knicks have to win the championship for Kat to start being in those
conversations.
And Kat got to go crazy to winning the championship.
He might have a good amount of all-stars, good longevity,
really high in the points scored.
Maybe some deep success with the Knicks.
We're always going to know what the conversation was when Kat was playing.
The voters aren't going to forget.
get how detrimental some certain parts of the game work.
Exactly.
I'm going to say no right now.
Yeah.
Dwight Howard's on the Hall of Fame.
I don't know if Carlson Town is going to be the whole fame.
God, no.
But Dwight's probably going to make it eventually, right?
It's 100% going to make it.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
I'm talking about the person, the, the greatest people have on certain style of play stuff
that they're like, no, actually, that's a bad example.
Dwight's is a lot more personality based than Kat.
So poor example, pretend I didn't say that.
Not to give him any Dwight Howard allegations.
DeMontes a bonus.
Hell not.
Hell no.
No consideration?
No, no consideration.
whatsoever there's no there's no reason why subona should be in the hall of fame yeah there's
nothing you can point to towards telling me that he deserves to be a hall of famer there's no like long
illustrious career he didn't win in college he didn't like are we forgetting he lit the beam
over 50 times that one year he lit the beam for sure but you couldn't get passed by the first round
you only have one playoff the beam was lit 50 times regardless shot to sacramento who else
Let the beam 50 times for the Kings.
Steph Curry.
I'm saying no.
And this should be a no break.
Kevin Love.
Right on that line,
Hall of Very Good, I think.
This one's kind of tough.
The championship with the Cavs is,
I think it's a pretty impressive thing.
It's impressive, but he wasn't like,
momentous.
Like, they could have won that
without him, I think.
I don't know.
He handicapped this team
plenty of times in the playoffs.
I don't know about all that.
I mean, that's what playing with
LeBron does, you know what I'm saying?
He was getting 30-30s.
Is Chris Bosch all the famer?
Yes.
Okay.
And he's right below that in terms of what he did as a one option.
Yeah.
And won a few less chips with LeBron than Chris Bosch did.
Or one less.
Yeah.
Again, Holler very good.
I don't know if you would make it.
If Kevin Love did end up making it,
he would probably have to wait several years.
Like, he's not first ballot.
Yeah.
I wouldn't be mad at Kevin Love making it all,
but I'd also understand if he doesn't.
Yeah.
Tray Young
Why?
Is he on the...
Obviously the guy is young
It's not about right now
No is he on that trajectory
Nope
What could he do to be a Hall of Fame
Win two championships
And return to shooting
Consistently good
It can be in the Hall of Very Good
I don't think there's a shot
That he makes the Hall of Fame
Listen we will never forget
What he did in college
Was fucking crazy
What I know what you're saying
Then he could be in the collegiate Hall of Fame
And we will never forget
2021 but he's not a Hall of
This opportunity might have passed him by
because the opportunity was last year,
if he would have gotten traded to the Spurs
instead of Deer and Fox
and could have been a guy
that maybe wins championships
with victory Roman Yama,
that type of role for him,
I think you could find a way
to get a Hall of Fame case one day.
If he gets the perfect opportunity
to have team success
for a long time,
next to a player better than him,
this could be that type of guy
that sneaks his way in with team success.
But I don't know.
I don't see the opportunity
coming elsewhere.
And who knows, like maybe that opportunity
eventually will be there.
Maybe not what the team that he's
curling on right now.
But as of now,
because of all these alternate
we're not realities that we're talking about, he's not a Hall of Famer.
Yeah, with the Hawks, he's not going to be a Hall of Famer.
Yeah.
Get him to the right fit to be a good second option.
Maybe we can get something going.
But trust, we are hanging that 11 up in this, in the stadium for sure.
It could have been different, but you know, they traded for Dejante Martin.
Tough.
Tyrese Halliburton.
Do we think he'll get back on, after the injury, is he going to be on Hall of Fame trajectory
after the crazy breakout he had last year?
I think so.
I think you already have the fact, you already have Halliburton leading a team to the finals.
You already have him stamped as having one of the clutches playoff runs of all time.
If you can,
if he can come back and be Tyrese and have another eight years of being Tyreys Halliburn,
making all-stars, making three all-MBAs,
yeah, he could be a Hall of Fame.
Two-time All-N-Ba right now, one-time finals appearance.
Yeah, I think as long as he continues going by what you just said,
like being a consistent all-star putting up 19, 20 points a game,
leading an insanely tough Indiana Pacers team,
I think he could be a hall of a favorite.
It really comes down to.
how he recovers from the injury.
Yeah.
I think if last year,
if the injury never happened
and he came into this year
with that same level of play,
yeah, we could assume
for the next seven years
he'll be an all-star player
and this would be the type of guy
that we say like all the,
he plays the right way,
impacts winning more than the stats,
he'll have that legend on his shoulders
with an Achilles terrace,
TBD.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She goes to Alexander.
He's in the Hall of Fame right now.
Okay, if he retired,
if he retired today,
would you already be a Hall of Famer?
Yes.
He's an MVP of the league.
He's the finals MVP.
He's the champion.
He's multiple time.
All NBA.
player like he's average 30 multiple
season yes he's the Hall of Famer
okay I put him in here not for pace just if
he retired today and the career was over after one
championship I understand imagine if Team Max
career had championships damn
yeah he could he could he could
he could tear both Achilles at the same time
we're putting him in Hall of Fame god damn yeah
we can't just say he retires now he has to
catastrophically end his career doing parkhors
yeah he falls off a cliff into a volcano
backwards then he's a Hall of Fame
Zion Williamson
Hall of Fame not
basketball, but something else.
Hall of Fame or disappointments?
Damn.
Easily, yes.
Hall of flops?
Mm-hmm.
Fall of fame.
You proud of that?
Shut us to the word.
That's so casual.
That's good.
I like it.
I want to know if you felt the same way.
Is there any path?
Does I'm getting on track?
Hell no.
Zero chance, right.
He stopped making it.
They won't let him in the building.
Yeah, they would literally decide to just end it.
They get security on him?
Yeah.
Yeah, call it bouncing.
We have a problem.
Call it bounce it.
You're not getting in.
You're not listening to these speeches, bro.
They are eliminating the Hall of Fame feature.
You can't even look at the bus.
No.
LeBron James.
I don't know, maybe.
What's he missing?
He plays his cards, right?
You know, like, I don't know what is going to take.
He is the lead leading score of all time.
He has like four championships.
Inflation.
He has like four MVPs or three of them.
Mickey Mouse.
He doesn't have a DPOI.
Exactly.
Weak as fuck.
Exactly.
I think like when you look at, when you look at the fact that he has four for
MVP's, some people like, and especially if you ask LeBron, he might say that he
should have more.
Now you actually underachieving.
I can't give with that.
Not in my hall of fame.
Yeah, I'm not putting a disappointment in the Hall of Fame.
So sorry.
Bum
And that's the last one
That is our Hall of Fame debates
For the day
Next thing we're going to do
I'm going to put this on my head
I got this little pink thing
Normally we put these on my head
We put a player on it as well
And I have to try to guess the player
We take turns doing that right
Not today
We're going to take turns
We have a stack here of numbers
I'll go first
I'm going to pick a number
I'm going to put it on my head
I have to try to guess
The number I have
And the only hint you guys can give me
is by naming a player
that is approximate
to that number.
Hmm.
So for all your listeners...
What's the range of numbers?
Just one to ten?
Zero to one hundred.
Zero to one hundred.
Yep.
And we'll pick a category
and try to name a player
that is of that proportionally.
Okay.
You guys will take your insane names
I'll try to guess.
Zero being bad.
100 being good?
Yep.
So is this facing the right way?
Yes.
Yes, it is.
Actually, I think I saw that.
It's facing the right way?
Yes.
Okay.
Put it on my head.
Can't get it in there.
Oop.
Come on now.
I'm failing miserably.
Take your time.
Got it.
There you go.
Okay.
So that's on there?
Mm-hmm.
So what category should you do first?
Position team.
Let's do point guards.
Okay.
Okay.
Category when we got point guards.
Who was the first player?
It comes to mine.
I'm thinking like Ty's Jones.
Damn.
I was going to say Jemir Nelson.
So you have like a good...
Those guys are very different.
I think Jemir Meles is a lot better than Tice Jones.
40.
Um
Okay
That's a good starting point
Fine
Okay
I name another player
It's like
Either better or worse
Isaiah Collier
Uh
What
You say Isaiah Collier
I might go Maca McClung
What
Mac McClung
The Dunker who barely
Has an NBA contract
He actually just got
He just got cut
10
Okay
10
This doesn't be ridiculously low
Um
Closer
All right
How do you go for
Jimmy Nelson
and Mac Mac MacMclan
okay we're listen we're still you know we're working through
we're getting to feel for it okay we're working through
this game okay um
brawny james
yeah
why are you doing this to me
yeah five no he's bro ronnie's
okay okay okay oh all right let's go
let's go like Steve Blake
okay there we're 25 there we go
I thought, this has to be super fucking low.
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
There we go.
Ronnie Jay is like,
why do you go lower?
Because Brody Jays is worse than...
He's not worth than MacMoclon.
Not a conference I care to have.
But yeah, I guess.
All right.
There's a player.
Here you go.
Put on your forehead.
It's facing me.
It does that way.
Backwards.
There you go.
And it's facing the right way.
Yeah, be good now.
Put it in there.
Okay.
Hey, yo.
We're here.
here.
Okay.
What category should you do?
Um,
we could do small forwards.
Yeah,
let's do small forwards.
Aaron Wiggins.
Aaron Wiggins.
Okay, so this guy is,
could be a six minute of the year,
Kenner.
He has offensive juice.
I'm going to say 20.
Um,
Corey Brewer.
Oh,
fuck.
15.
Uh,
he did give him 50 to one time.
okay um bubble t j warren oh shit he's got might be able to 35 um also
covid jimmy butler who who oh 50 well you're terrible okay okay you're getting warmer
no you're not relax i mean yes but keep you're over there let's go okay uh
We're going small forwards only.
Kevin Durant on Twitter.
Oh, shit.
That's a lead.
That's like literally the best ever.
Oh, yeah.
I'm going to say 95.
LeBron when he's lying to people.
Oh, 100.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
bubble t j warren you should have known it's 100 it's perfect bubble t-day warn is hilarious
close your eyes passes over just hit me a number yep put damn okay yep you're good put it in
damn stop stop okay what position you want to do uh we'll go centers centers okay uh look
Cornette.
35.
You're starting way too.
What the fuck?
Nas Reid.
45.
Oh, shit.
No, okay.
I should have said somebody
a little better.
Okay.
Yeah, there we go.
You feel a little bit better by him.
Okay.
That was easy.
A little bit better back.
I'm like that.
Okay, my turn.
Facing our way?
Yes.
Oh, this is so hard.
God, I keep doing it.
Oh.
Okay, maybe take it off.
There you go.
All right.
Let's do.
Wait.
I ask you up.
Is it fitting right?
Yeah.
You can do point.
Power forwards.
Power forwards.
Okay.
Bobby Portis on a good night.
Bobby, wow, 52.
Bobby Porter is 52?
A good night in 2025 or a good night in 2021?
A good night in 2023.
Oh, fuck, right, but 44.
Okay, just going a little bit lower.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let's say, Dremont Green.
Dremont Green?
I think Jermon Green's amazing.
I'm not 80?
Okay, okay.
A little closer.
Let's go.
Jonathan Camingo, when he's having a,
a decent shooting night.
Not a good one, a decent shooting night.
A decent shooting night. A nice average shooting night.
Give a cool 18 points. Yeah.
Run the break.
62.
Ooh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're building Scotty Barnes.
I don't know.
75?
You think way too highly. Scott.
I was just saying right now.
The first thing is calm down.
Okay.
We have to, we have to.
Think about where to, where to lead him.
Julius Randall.
That's a, that's a good.
Julius Randall.
Yes.
70.
Okay.
Julius Randall when he, uh, has a bad attitude.
60.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's funny.
You didn't way too high.
It's got it.
All right.
Here you go.
Close, Josh.
Ooh.
Okay.
That is facing the right way now.
Interesting one.
Okay.
Let's say, let's do NBA duos.
Duos, okay.
NBA duos.
Okay.
Joelle Embed and James Hardin.
Joel and Beed and James Hardin made it to the first round.
And I think they, or second round, I got embarrassed.
I'm going to give them 50.
Okay.
Now, you're thinking about them as a whole.
Think about Joelle and Beed and James Hardin, but only in the first round.
80
okay now
okay now think about
hmm
have a lot of
now think about
Joel and B
and James Hardin in the first round
but
James Hardin is playing to go to the club after
he's not playing about none
but his reputation is on the line
everyone's watching
I'm going to give that a 90
okay think about that but also
he went out to the club night before that
so he's a little sluggish then
he's a little sluggish
so let me give this a
85
85 there we go
damn
James
damn
you gotta disappoint me like that
last one give this
to him
to give this to him
okay
and
okay
well what should we do for him
okay um
we can do
shooters shoot shooters okay
Ben Simmons
I need one name
Michael kid Gilchris
zero
zero
does that to make sure
I didn't need a confirmation
yeah it is
damn
that's the end of that
Someone who hasn't heard of Michael Kate Gillis and be like, damn, he's that bad?
What do you say fuck me for?
Next thing we're going to do, let's talk about players currently bawling out for their teams in this young season.
True.
Well, let's pick the player making the biggest breakout this season at every position, point guard through center.
Gotcha.
Starting off, point card.
A couple options we can go with.
Off the top of my head, I'm thinking the Giddler.
It probably has to be the Gidler.
Tyree's Maxie is making a pretty good jump to me.
I feel like he's becoming like a legit All-Star guy that can be the big.
best player in offense yeah that's that's fair but the giddler went from oh i think he's bad to oh no i think
he's good i don't think we should say giddler not anymore i don't think ever
but josh giddler he's making the biggest jump from what we thought he was to what he is now
he's completely like reconstruct this entire representation i think it's a play on didler
I think that's what it means.
It is.
Yeah.
Josh Gini has made the biggest jump
from what we expected
to what he is now going forward.
This is a definition of a breakout.
He not only reconstructed his game
on the court,
but also with how we think about him
literally, just now.
Yeah.
Tier 1 for sure.
100%.
Shooting guard.
We can go Tyrus Maxi
if you want to give him praise.
We can go Austin Reeves
for averaging 30.
I think it's Austin Reeves.
He just literally forced himself
into all-star conversations.
People think he's an all-star
right now as you speak.
You have 50 to start the season.
You're averaging 30.
There's a game with no brawn, no Luca.
And Austin Reeves said, he said, it doesn't matter.
Why?
He's still good.
I don't think you should do that either.
Austin Reeves is hooping.
Small forward.
I think it's probably the player that we said was going to be the breakout star before the season for the small four position.
It's got to be Denny.
Yeah, I think it's Denny.
If you want to have conversations about me,
Hawkes, we could have him.
It's not going to be that long, but then he takes his home
because he is legitimately again, an all-star
caliber player. Yeah, I'm okay with that. Power forward.
Scotty Barnes is having a breakout year. He's having a bounce back year,
as I say. I don't know
if that's enough.
But he's been also before, so maybe it's not necessarily
a fair breakout. Kaminga. I think
Kaminga might be it. But breakout, like, he's
gotten a little bit better. Like, he's being
like a good player that can start. But I don't know
if it's a breakout. I mean, he wasn't a good
player. We could start before.
Can I introduce you to a Jalen Johnson once again?
You've been talking trashed by his defense.
Bro, he's still putting up numbers, 21, 8, and 5 don't move.
You're happy watching the numbers?
Yes.
Cap.
Yeah.
He'll be those a defense.
So we're at Caminga, Scotty Barnes.
Camiga might be the best fit because...
We can go Hamir Hamehawka is the three and put any of the four, just to pay respect to both of them.
I mean, Hawkins has made a big improvement.
But it's not...
I'd rather...
I'd rather give those flowers to Camiga because he's literally playing.
with thin a system.
And Camigga's not?
I mean,
they both are.
Exactly.
They both are.
And thank God they can be a system player.
Well, not necessarily.
I think,
because, I mean,
Cominga has been in this system
and did just genuinely get better
where they changed the system
and then,
and Juan Wick is out here.
Okay, so we go Camiga.
Pay respect to the fact that now
the Warriors don't have to trade them
and before the season we thought they did.
So that's a breakout.
Yeah.
Center.
Wembe.
Like.
But he was.
He was already an all-star.
Does that still count?
He was an all-star, but now he's like a superstar and people, at least were talking about him as one of the four best things.
Okay.
He's going from the top ten talks, the top five talks.
That's a breakout to some extent.
Crazy, yeah.
Is there anybody else that's breaking out of the position?
I mean, shit, it was Walker Kessler until he, his shoulder got molded.
Damn it.
So Wembe it is?
Maybe one be, oh, bam out of bio.
Oh, no, we got a glaze, Wemby some more.
Fuck, I hate when this happens.
Bamadabio is the best three-point shooting center in the league right now.
luck out of my face.
We're going Victor Romaniama
at the center position.
We could go ahead
and give him his kudos right there.
But we're not.
But we're not.
Victor Romaniama for center.
Next thing we're
going to do
we are going to make
all-time NBA starting fives.
But we're not going to do it
with teams.
We're not going to do it
with organizations, anything of the sort.
I'm a named to you a random category
and we have to make
the all-time starting five of that category.
Players with dreadlocks.
Okay.
So is John,
John the point guy.
Jarre or Drew Holiday?
Drew Holiday.
Drew Holiday is a ring.
Let's do Drew Holiday.
I feel better.
Well, I feel like we could put...
I feel like we could put...
I feel like we could put Jot the one,
drew out the two,
and kind of fill out the back court.
Or am I missing somebody?
Do you tell me, I'm...
I don't know.
No.
I don't think I'm missing anyone.
So if those two are the back court,
I'm good with that.
Okay.
Center.
We want to go with that.
Beast, too, we need elite defense.
All time, though.
All time.
Can we count Tim Duncan
because he got him when he retired.
No, no.
I know.
You want to put Jordan Hill in that bitch?
What the hell?
Just the first part you can think of it.
Do you want to put Chris Copeland in that?
Oh, my God.
So we put Jeremy Lynn.
Kenneth Reed.
Oh, Jeremy Lynn.
Put Neneh.
Neneh has some good years.
Neney had great years.
Kenneth Reed has a good year's too, though.
Yeah.
Nene's better than him, though.
Is he?
No.
I don't know about that.
That's nasty couples.
Nasty.
Oh, Jimmy Butler is small forward.
Oh, yeah.
yeah yeah for the infamous media day we've yeah he he's had him on that's fake though
he's had him on there he's had him on and it's a great job too
to do you buddy's making our list that someone goes crazy man that's terrible
so now we don't respect wigs that's terrible
long time uh we have thoughts uh i googled more names that had him and google some of his
He should come out with a Bob
Yeah, Jimmy Bellet, next
Media Day shows up in a Bob wig
Do you a young Chris Bosch?
Oh, young Chris Bosch?
Bob's hilarious
He's got my hair, dude
You
Young Chris Bosch of the Power Ford
Yes
We can put Chris Boss there
Unless the AD did you ever have dreads
I don't know if AD had braids I don't know if AD had dreads
Yeah, he did have dreads
Yeah, he did have dreads, yeah, he did last year's the Lakers they have
Or were they braids? I believe he had both
I believe he had both
He had dreads, I don't know, he had dreads, I don't know,
Yeah, they weren't long.
Oh, he had braids.
I don't, yeah, I don't ever remember that.
Actually, I don't know what do you know.
Yeah, I don't know right here.
And guess what?
He had dreads.
Yep, he did.
See? Even if he did.
Yeah, I count.
And guess what?
Okay.
Well, then it counts.
You go Bosch and Power Forward AD at Center.
On our team, you're going to play the 5AD.
I don't care what you're talking about.
You're playing the 5 before us.
Okay.
So we got Bosch at the 6th at the 7th.
Center, and we got AD, I mean, Blach the Power 4, AD in center.
Yeah.
This is kind of fire.
How many wins is this?
This is the actual, this is an elite team.
This is incredible.
Minimum, the shooting is dicey, but the defense is hell.
It's ridiculous.
We're going to have the bench jaw at some point, but it's a good team.
All right, next list we're going to do, bald players.
Let's go the other way now.
Perfect.
Bald points.
This is what I've been waiting for.
Who's a bald point guard?
All time ball.
point guards.
Did magic ever go fully bald?
No.
I think he always
had a little bit of hair.
No.
Yeah, he was on the dock rivers.
So is Jason Kidd the best ballpoint guard?
Kid.
Because Curry's obviously never went bald.
Chris Paul don't count.
Yeah, he don't count.
Chris Paul is real close to bald.
But he's...
But he wasn't good when he was close to bald.
But he's holding off, though.
So yes, we can go Jason Kidd.
Okay.
We're not forgetting anybody?
Like obviously Nash and everyone involved.
I'm trying to think of the all-time guys.
No.
No, I think he...
Okay, kid.
That shooting guard.
I think we go Derek White.
this guy I was gonna go
Alex Crusoe
oh shit
you want up me
I guess we can go
Jordan I guess we can go the gambler
I guess so
small forward
the gambler
the best bald
small forward
the rip him
what's the rip him
Clyde went bald
to
did Pippin ever go bald
no
no hell not
he didn't go out
or remember that
nope he did not
Larry Bird never went bald
no
Katie needs to
but he won't
LeBron
for a summer did
never played a game though we can put
Kobe at small Ford and just cheat
okay
Ray Allen when bald
Ray Allen
even Kobe
no Kobe was bald as shit
Kobe went bald
true I forgot
let's be Kobe
yeah we could do Shane baddie
I'm sure we can
Kobe is our center
I mean our small forward
we're gonna put it power forward
I'm thinking KG
KG oh it has to be KG
for sure it has to be Kevin Gardner
Yeah, it's either KG or Barclay.
Or you put, yeah, you could put
Barkley and then KG at the 5.
We got mad centers.
We got Hallibald centers.
Take your pick of all the good ones.
Yeah, okay.
Shaquille O'Neal,
welcome to our center position.
Or Junkle Creme.
Let's suppose Shaq.
I think he's been bald for a longer role playing.
Yeah, and Shaq was like bald,
he embodied a little more, I think.
Yeah, he won championships as the best part of his team
while being bald as far.
That's true.
He has the best bald peak outside of Jordan.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now we got balds out of the way.
let's do the funniest players of all time do you guys want to do the funniest players or the
best good players that are funny probably the funniest players okay funniest players
strike my memory all time lineup of funny players okay um so at point guard pat bev it's kind of
up there um recent memory you're absolutely correct but does he belong in like an all timeless
he's pretty like he's done some like he's he's giving us some great moments he's
He has.
Okay, we'll go Pat Bebba point guard.
Pat Beb is hilarious for whether you're laughing at him or with him.
I do not know, but he is funny.
Then obviously our big man group.
Yeah, he said Curry, these last five years were yours.
The next five are mine.
He is so dumb.
He belongs there.
Barclay and Shack.
Go on power towards the center, obviously.
Oh, yeah.
Who do we fill out in our wing groups?
I think LeBron probably deserves a spot.
LeBron's pretty funny.
Is Kevin Durant funny?
No.
No.
overall he can be he can be funny about he can be
He belongs here
Maybe he doesn't have the most consistent track record of funny
Is Ron our test funny
Kind of it depends on what type of funny
Like you're talking about
Not funny for real though
I mean kind of but not really
Nah
Blake griffin
Do we want to put Blake at the three
It's kind of cheating
Is it cheating?
A little bit
I think we can give Ron a spot on our list
The dad jokes he's a funny guy
It's a constant meme every single year
That's something that we'll be able to use
can guard.
Ant's pretty funny.
Oh,
and it's hilarious.
Yeah.
I think,
I think just for representation
along with Pat Beb
for the modern era,
well,
actually we got three guys
for the modern era.
Never mind.
Either way,
and you're on our list.
Okay,
it can be on the funny list.
Even if it's not accurate,
he can be on there.
Nice.
Now let's do
all-time starting line up
of second round picks.
Yokic's the greatest of all time.
Yep.
Obviously,
Yokic is on there.
Manu.
is one of a shooting guard
Yeah
Does Brunson deserve the point
Gar spot already?
Yeah
Low key
Low key
Is your fucking Fredman
Vleet?
Like I guess it has to be Brunson
I think it's Brunson
Yeah
Yeah let's go Brunson
Who else to make conference finals
Leading the team
It probably has to be Brunson
Yeah we'll go Brunce at the point
At the three
Austin Reeves
He was undraft
I'm just kidding
I wish
Oh yeah
You're straight duh
I don't know why I loop that together
In my head
Where did you say
Small forward and power forward
Oh so Chris
Chris Middleton.
I forget about him.
Chris Middleton.
He was in the second round, yeah.
Important part of a championship team.
Yeah.
And then at the four, we have to argue between Dennis Rodman and Dremont Green.
This team is nasty as fuck, man.
It's filthy.
I'm going to, I'm going Dremont Green personally, up between those two.
Just because the offense is so much better.
Pick your poison, man.
It don't matter.
I don't care.
Dremont and Yok is the most ridiculous big man passing of all time.
Man.
This team is walking to a championship.
Yeah.
They might sweep the NBA playoffs.
Jeez, this team is disgusting.
It seems ridiculous.
Okay.
Now, next one, we are going to do, which one do next?
European bucket getters.
Ah.
Manu, stay right there.
So not just European players, but European buckets.
Okay.
We're starting this list with one Luca Donchich.
He's the captain.
He has to be.
The greatest European bucket of all time.
That's fair.
Second greatest?
We got to go, Dirk and Yokic at the 4 and 5.
Yokish is for sure on there?
Yes.
Okay.
Dirk and Yokich.
See, you don't think of Yokic.
as a bucket.
Oh, trust I do.
And then you look up
and he has 50.
Trust I do.
Yeah, those two
undefined,
deniably,
three of the greatest buckets
of all time are European bucket getters.
Again,
I will always advocate for Manu.
He doesn't have the stats
necessarily to back the up.
He's not European.
Oh,
he's from Argentina.
Which essentially can be counted as European.
He is European,
but we're not going to count it for this.
I guess so.
Those motherfuckers are European.
Shooting.
guard and small forward
Drozhen Petrovich
Oh
Okay is he the biggest
bucket shooting guard
Or small forward
I'm going to shoot
At the two
Droz and Petrovich
Is he the biggest
European bucket getter
At the two
Oron Drogich
Petrovich I think
He's better than him
He's a better shooter than him
For sure
Yeah
Me
Should we go
Yeah
What are you thinking
Yeah
This guy doesn't
This guy doesn't meet
the qualifications.
What are you to say?
I'll say Shea, but no.
Certainly not European.
He's not European at all.
Pesha.
Pagia 3?
Petych of the 3.
Petrovich at the 2.
Okay.
DeLift.
Danilo Gallinari.
Did he do you get on all levels?
Yeah.
I think all ball two, post game.
I think we could go Gallinari at the 3.
Gallinari played in league for so long.
And like he was only there because he was a bucket gooder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because he couldn't move.
He could have.
Galanari and Drozhen.
Okay.
Again, 100 win team.
They're winning a finals easily.
They're playing no defense.
We have them for their buckets.
We don't need defense.
We don't even like defense.
No, Hito.
Who's the best defender here, Drozzen?
Ew.
Oh, wow.
I guess so.
Yeah.
Okay, next up, next category.
All-time NBA goons.
Dremont, welcome to the crew.
Jamon a goon?
Yes.
Yes.
He's just a bully, bro.
Like, literally the other day, he was talking about how he was trying to get into the mind of Ryan Rawlins.
Why are you trying to bully Ryan Rawlins?
And he was like, you know, he earned his respect.
He's a goon.
He's always checking everybody for no reason.
But Robin's a bigger goon than Jermon Green.
Robin is there as a powerful spot before he does?
I think so.
Okay.
I think so.
And then at the center, we can go either Rashid Wallace or Ben Wallace.
No bill and beer.
Original goon, true.
We got to pay respect to the white goons.
Okay.
You can have some diversity.
But I'm not going to write off the Wallace's.
I mean, if we're going to have, you know, you know what?
DEI.
Lambere.
We got to give him something.
Otherwise I'll complain.
It's about that wrong, whatever.
Small forward goon.
Artis.
Oh, yeah.
No competition.
No competition.
Do we go Gary Payton at the point guard?
Yeah, why not?
I think that's an easy one.
But he's move over a talker.
He's an all-time shit-talker.
Yeah.
Does that count?
He could be on the short list, but...
There's not a lot of small goons out there.
Jordan's, I heard of punching teammates.
Does I make him a go goon or does I make him an asshole?
Yeah.
It's kind of an ass.
Okay.
At the two, you want to go James Johnson?
At the two?
I do not.
I mean, he's...
Put our test at the two.
He is a goon.
If we need James Johnson on this list, he gets hired specifically to be a security guard.
He's a goon.
He stayed in the league for his goonery.
Yeah, he was literally at the...
At the last Bucks game, didn't even play.
It's not a part of the team.
Just sitting on the sidelines.
Is there Gooning?
Yeah, literally.
Okay.
Point guard.
One spot left.
Pat Beb would like his name to be on here.
He's like books would like his name to be on here.
Yeah, fake goon.
There's always, there's always Gary Payton.
There's not a lot of small goons these days at all.
Yeah.
I think like to be a goon, it comes from being big your whole life.
That's kind of like the intro to goonery.
Most of small guys aren't really built like that.
Yeah.
I guess it would be, like, it would be Gary Payton.
T.B3 is just like a...
Hail nah.
He's annoying.
He's a dickhead.
He's not a goon.
Yeah, he's just annoying as though.
He's weaponized dickhead in a good, in a great way that leads itself to value, but it's not quite goon.
It gives me go Gary Payton.
He's always talking shit.
Okay.
Payton's a good pick here.
Gary Payton for our goon team.
The greatest goons of all time.
The greatest goons of all time.
Next one.
Ooh.
The all-time swall team.
Just muscles
One through five
Muscley guys
Desmond Bain
You are here all the time
He is there
The only all time list you'll ever make
Yeah I think
Desmond Bain should be on here
Does it be our small shooting guard
He's small man
Yeah
He got his hail
David Robinson should be on here
Is here our center?
Okay
Yeah we can put David Robinson here
Moses Malone
It's extremely swole
Who about Zion?
No I was thinking Janus
Yeah so
So the only reason why I didn't have
Like Zion or Shack on here
It's like you're just big
Yeah, just girth
Okay
But okay
Oh do you want to go David Robinson
Or do we want to go
Thurman
Nate Thurman's also
He was a fucking unit
He looks like he was all crazy
And I know they didn't have it back to it
I mean
Dave Robinson was literally in the military
But he was swole
I don't know
Swole
Dave Thurman is cuts
Yeah
He terms of muscle and he's bald
That makes it better
It makes him look more angular
He was like 70s ball
Where he had the he had the you know
The cul de set
It makes him look more swall
Yeah
Pity the fool
Go ahead and give him
Neatthermin
Can we go both
Okay
Let's put Nate at the center
And we'll put David Robinson
At power forward
That's fine
Yannis
Sorry point guard and small
Eric Bledso
At the point guard
That motherfucker was Jack
Small Ford.
Small Ford.
Who is our most jacked small forge?
We can also revisit those in Bain if we want.
I think it's LeBron.
Why not?
No.
Can you get bigger than that?
LeBron's pretty jacked.
I don't know.
He is.
It's about 2013 LeBron.
There's not a lot of dudes who are bigger than him.
There's none.
Do you want to say like PJ Tucker?
Hell no.
Jack's
Yeah, we can't
There's no other option
I think this
Listen, when yada's first
came into Lee
He was small forward
He was skinny
as hell too
We're going
Braun
Braun has to be
on our all-time
Jack starting five
You can't talk
about muscles without LeBron
It would simply be
unjust to the sport itself
It's too misglaze
Part of his identity
Last one
Bad Shooters
All-time lineup of bad shooters
MKG
MKD
But he's not
No, there's guys, there's more shooters.
No, I'm going, Ben Simmons at the one.
Yes.
But how can you be called a bad shooter
when you don't even do it, though?
MKG actually shoots the ball.
Andre Robeson shot the ball.
And Andrew Robeson should be at R2.
He should.
Yeah, he should.
And I think we had to skew towards modern players
because it matters more.
Back in the day, they had these players
that didn't shoot a lot.
Yeah, it didn't matter because that was the era.
So with that being said, Jared Vanderbilt,
welcome to the small Ford?
Small forward or power?
Power for.
Small.
Leave our options open.
Sure.
Fair.
Jared Vanderbilt.
He puts them up.
Okay.
I'll give them that.
Vando small forward.
Power forward in the center.
Power forward.
Yeah, a lot of guys don't shoot.
But like, who's the most non-shooting, non-shooter?
The one to, like, as soon as the shot goes up, you know.
Yeah.
It's like, damn.
I've.
Okay.
It sucks because, like, he was taking these and he's gotten better.
But, like, Janus would have been on this list.
But now he isn't.
I think for me at the five, I have this one memory ingrained for me into me for the rest of my life.
It's when Bismack Bianbo was on the Hornets and he shot up three.
And then I think it was maybe Eric Collins would call.
He was like, no.
That's a good one.
I think Gobert has to be the center.
He's not shooting ass.
Just the lack of skill there.
Like, I feel like it has to be Colbert.
Okay.
But we can do BizR.
Beyond if you want.
Something about Gobert screams.
He needs to cap in this list to me.
I've never seen him
he made one midi
and we said oh my god
God's here
they're gonna win the finals
because he can't do
I think Gobert
is on this list
just because he looks
so uncoordinated
and it's like
Gobert
Mitchell Robinson
also looks bad
oh he can
power forward
shit man
he shoots like
23%
from the free throw
line or so
he's Mr. Robinson
is there a power forward
so you got
Ben Simmons
Andre Robes
Jared Vanderbilt
Mitchell Robinson
and Rudy Gober
good God
what does this team
do what
Defend.
Rebound and defend.
Oh, you're not scoring them at all.
Their defense would be filthy.
Mm-hmm.
Ooh, you got Ben Simmons and Jared Vanipal five over screens.
You're cooked.
You're not scoring a single time.
Ew, man.
You got Ben Simmons and Andre Robeson, too.
Fuck.
Hey, man, don't worry about that.
Don't worry about the offense.
We're here for defense.
We're in hockey subs every time down the field.
Another court.
Got a defensive rating of 50.
All right, next thing up.
We're going to play Keep 4 cut 4.
But we're going to do Keep 4 trade 4.
So I have eight players.
You either pick 4 of them.
that their team should trade them,
four than their team should cut them.
Okay.
I'm going to trade,
keep them.
So, you know,
maybe there's more of these players
that you think should be kept,
but you got to pick four to be traded.
First off,
John Morantz.
You know what?
And I feel like I keep saying this,
but this is your last chance.
You're on your final straw.
You're on thin ice, buddy.
I'm keeping John Moran.
Hell not.
Keep them for what?
You have won absolutely nothing,
but a singular playoff win.
you have one series
went under your bed why
you either fire the coach
or trade job
pick your poison
yeah I'm trading dog
and I'm firing the coach too
both of y'all can get out of here
both y'all can scram
yeah
okay
we're gonna trade job rent then
yeah
the mottis a bonus
damn I want to trade everybody
but it is Sacramento
what is it to lose
what is it a game
you might as well have
have a lifeer
yeah keep them
why not have a culture
build something
give people a reason to watch your game
Yeah, trade him for what exactly?
What is your goal?
What is your aspiration?
Why are you a basketball team?
Aspiration?
Yeah.
Aspiration, man.
Carl Anthony Towns.
Keep him.
Yeah, keep.
At this point, I think the only way that you would trade him is if you can go get Janus.
But that seems like that is off the table right now.
So we're going to keep.
We're going to keep cap.
Okay, two keeps, one trade.
Trey Young.
Trades out.
Damn.
If you keep him, you only have one keeps by left.
Damn.
trade him if if you wanted to you would you would have given him the extension
already and he hasn't gotten it wanted he would exactly I don't want to but I think I
might have to you might you can probably stomach that more than some other people that are
coming up yeah if you don't got to trade them but you also could trade them for the
purpose of this list he has to get traded regardless we're going to be competitive we don't have
our own pick, we have the ability
to save the entire NBA
by preventing the Sacramento or
the San Antonio Spurs to get a great pick.
So I think we'll train it. We'll survive.
Okay, so now it's 2-2. Blank slate.
Now, let's keep two cut two.
Rudy Gobert.
Keep him.
We got to keep him.
Yeah, you have to keep...
If you try to trade him,
everybody else around the league sees what's going on.
Yeah, they know what's up? I'm not giving you anything for
Rudy Gobert's. I might as well just keep them.
You might as to keep the defense alive. You're not going to give value.
Write it out until he retires.
Anthony Davis
Trade him
Fast
I should have traded him yesterday
Let's tank immediately
Let's go get a top three pick
The maps to trade him
Tomorrow
Yeah
All right one in one
One spot left on each side
Devin Booker
Keep Devin Booker
Yeah
He wants to be a lifer
He doesn't give a fuck about the situation
Let him
He probably does care
He said he don't
He said he wanted to leave the cool ass house
When I pay you 72 million dollars a year
You're gonna stay here buddy
and you're going to like it, whether or not.
Yeah, I'll be, I'll be an ounce.
If he wants to play his whole rest of his career here, who are we to say not to?
Yeah, we also have no picks, too.
Like, they have no control of their future.
Let's have a good time.
Let's have a good time.
Let's get some buckets.
Yeah, let's have a life first.
So who are we trading?
Last one trading.
Zion Williamson.
Oh, yeah.
Out of there.
You guys nailed it.
I've seen the first eight games.
We clearly have no hope, anything.
We just traded our first round pick for next year.
We just got to get more picks now.
They're going to love Charlotte, Zion.
Yeah.
Charlotte out
God, man
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