The Deep 3 Podcast - We Ranked Every Power Forward In The NBA | Ep. 101
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Now that episode 100 is officially behind us.
You know, we had to make a big deal out of it last week, do a whole bunch of different stuff.
We can finally get back to the best part of the year.
Week four of ranking season is upon us.
And we have some comments past few weeks days.
People were like, where's the power forward ranking?
Where's the power forward ranking?
Relax.
Exactly.
Be patient.
We're back with it today.
Thirsty.
We're going to rank the top 30 power forwards in the NBA.
I've never seen a group of people so thirsty.
Exactly.
For a listicle of one of the.
weaker positions in the entire NBA
y'all are nasty people need
Kyle Kuzma Jonathan Isaac
discourse that's what they want
control yourself
they're nasty I'm glad
for it we're nasty year let's do this
yeah like I said
top 30 power four is in the league we're week
four of our position by position rankings
last time we did this was small four
or two weeks ago I think the best list so far
that was the
you know best combination
of arguments plus actually good
players in that list. It's probably because the power forward position today is
mostly small forwards. They're just like playing up a position. So we decide to
not go off where people are listed, but go off of like what they are. You know, Jason
Tatum's ass is not a power forward. Exactly. No one's going to be like, oh, Jason Teton
one of the greatest power for the who is having those types of conversations? No one is.
Exactly. And if we did if we did go by just listed position, power forward be fucking
stacked. We have Jason Tatum, Kevin Durant, Carl and Anthony Towns. It would be crazy.
But we're going off traditional who is the power forward.
So it's a little bit light up top.
It's a very be for real type of list, you know.
Yeah, exactly.
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Yeah, man, let's get to the top 30 power forwards in the league.
The cranium is crazy.
Oh my God.
I mean, I don't know what to say.
Pray on eaters, rejoice.
All right, man.
As you guys know how we do this is, we go block by block,
revealing five players at a time at each of our list,
starting from 26 through 30 and working our way up to the top five.
So we're going to jump straight into it with the first block.
That is my bottom five.
Wow.
So at 26, I have Obitopin.
27, I have Tari Yisen.
28, Jeremy Sohan.
29, Bobby Portis.
and 30, G.G. Jackson.
Wow, Bobby Portis, 29.
Oh, real quick, I forgot.
People have been complaining that when we do these lists,
we don't stay consistent of which order we read them off on.
So, to be consistent, let's read it from the top to bottom of every rankings.
So say the number 26 through 30.
G.G. Jackson is this power for, for real?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Hmm.
He was the last second edition.
At the last second, I put him on, and I removed Patrick Williams.
Hmm.
Okay.
How do you feel about that?
Because I'm sure Patrick Williams on both of your guys' list.
Do you guys have a problem with me leaving them off the top 30?
No, I really don't.
And I feel like...
Good.
I feel like a lot of our list a lot of times, right,
we try to have the same criteria over and over and over again.
And somehow it always gets shaken up.
The one thing for me that I will be consistent on,
anybody from 26 to 30 if you get left off I don't care right this is exactly like borderline fringe
starter in the league yeah and so if you think that this guy could be better served as a bench player
a hundred percent like yeah I'm good with that Patrick Williams doesn't have to be top 30 that's fine
with me no way is the only people who are going to be mad at is his family but outside of that we're good
right we're okay bulls fans want to be mad at that not all of them
They won't.
Me for one hand.
I still have them.
I still have hoping him.
I still have a little bit of stocking him, especially with the Marta Rosen gone.
Exactly, we're still wearing some more shit.
But look, man.
Your job is done.
He got paid.
Your job is done.
You don't have.
Your PR is done.
Exactly.
He got the money.
We don't have to lie in campaign for him anymore.
You know, it was funny?
Last year when we did this, I remember me and you had an argument on Patrick Williams that
you were swearing that he was.
set up for failure and I was like he's the fourth option on a team with three creators
what other role do you want for him he's not like that with a ball on his hands if he can't do
well in that role he's just the okay NBA player which is fine and I still feel that way
he is somewhere between the 27th and 31st best power forward in the league to me okay
wait until you see the Josh Giddy effect and then watch how Josh Giddy goes ahead and
unlocks his game I think he's fine if he ends up being 27 next year shout out
you he can belong in this list that's fine but
I looked at him versus G.D. Jackson, and I was like, you know, Patrick Williams is a little more proven. Obviously, Gigi Jackson is just a rookie. We'll see what he looks like playing meaningful baskets, meaningful minutes next to, you know, real teammates on like last year. But I'm like, if I'm having to pit between them, give me the upside of Gigi Jackson every single time.
The only gripe that I have is Jeremy Sohan being lower than Obie Tappen.
Yeah, last year I would have agreed with you. I was very, very high on Jeremy Sohan. I still am. But I put, I have.
I'm still high in his future potential, but I put him lower just because we saw him play
next to Wembe this year, right?
We saw him having to be a real supporting member next to a legit star already.
And his lack of spacing really bothers me.
He's going to be a really good defender, really versatile.
The passing flashes, you know, he played point guard star last year.
That was abysmal.
It wasn't his fault.
Great Popovich was Wilden.
He should have been the power forward, which he ended up being later in the year.
I think his passing will prove to be valuable, but only when his shooting comes around.
until then I really struggled to view him
as like a super positive impactful offensive player
so when I was comparing him to Obi Topin
for doing that one specifically
bro he was eating with the Pacers
we talked about last year actually
I think on this episode maybe we were talking about
Obitopin was like a diamond in the rough
because the Knicks weren't using him right
and he'd go to the Pacers and flourish
that got shut down a little bit
because they ended up training for Siakun
that relegated Obitopin to the bench
but he was really effective
like he was flying around in that pace and space air
that space and pace
I cannot talk pace and space
style of play they're doing and i thought he was really impressive on both sides of the ball last
year that's yeah that's that's fair um i'd still think like 26 is is a little bit too high and i mean
spoiler like obi top and he's in this range for me too but i do have him a little bit lower
just because i think that obi and we've seen it twice and granted he's been behind like all
mba players and randall and siakum but yeah yeah once you get you know like a solid
power forward or real power forward his his style of play starts to be a little bit limited i feel like
when obi's at his best when obi's at his best is in a very very specific situation of for sure
hey we're just going to we're just going to run track out here and we're going to really really right
be be very very very spaced out a very up and down style of basketball and if you aren't that
where does obi top and fit into the rotation and so i that's fair and so i do think that he like he does
fit with the pacer so that is like best case scenario but if you talk about
about the other 29 teams in the league or 28 if you count like Sacramento playing fast or whatever
stuff like that then you kind of start seeing a drop off in a fit issue with him yeah he's a
terrible rebounder which is probably pretty important for a power forward you're 610 yeah he's a
terrible rebounder honestly the difference between the two of them granted this is probably dumb
because it's a small sample size and not a high volume obi shot 40% from three and sohan shot 32% from
three that's a pretty big deal to me when you're a power forward playing next to stars that's
fair you need to build a space the floor especially when you're not a lot of
not, you know, top of the line elite defensively, even though Sohan is better defensively,
he's not good enough to negate the spacing issues. That's kind of just, that's really
it, the only deciding factor for me. If Sohan shot 38% from three, he'd be very high in this
list. Yeah, that's fair. I think going back to what Donovan said, I agree with him,
basically saying that Obitopin is more of a one-dimensional type player. He specifically
fits his play style, specifically caters towards one or a few specific teams that he'll be
super useful. But there's not a lot of situations where he's,
he's like plug and play or like you know being being able to he's not like he's not
universal he's not a universal remote you know the cheap ass remotes you go to the dog you're
to the dollar store for whenever you lose your main remote like i view jeremy so on as that
when comparing him to obitopin obitopin he's like a roku he only does one thing you only have a few
options i would so much rather have a roku's at a universal remote from five below
i'd so much rather have a roku also rogu is mad channels like well this is okay
hold on. I'm out of the Roku game a little bit,
right? I haven't done it. You fumbled
the analogy, but I see your point. I get it.
That's a fair point.
Last time I touched Roku was
like 2014, bro. And back
then it was only like four or five options.
What do you rock with? What do you have now?
What do you use? I'd just be on
Hulu and YouTube. That's it.
All right, I got a conversation for another day.
Let's move on the next
I'll just curious. I'll just curious.
Mo, who's your bottom five?
So at 26, we have Tobias Harris.
He can shoot.
going to put up 15 points per game and I think he's going to just be valuable to the Detroit
Pistons 27 Tori Easton nice 28 Rory Hachimura nice 29 obitopin and 30 grant Williams donovan
you look like you're about to throw up what's up I mean no I mean honestly everything is cool
with me Tobias at 26 is like come that's so low like really I thought I was low on him putting him
in the 20s or I don't remember where I have him but I'm hired this obviously this is so low
I can't wait to see who you have above him.
You guys just don't understand how much he irritated me.
Putting up zero points and being not effective as he was and not doing anything.
He's like, O.B. Topping with no bounce.
What's the fun in that now?
You know?
Okay.
He can.
Guys.
You don't have to do this to Tobias.
I understand.
No, I got to defend Tobias Harris.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You are defending Tobias Harris right now.
You are doing it.
You're on camera.
You got like four cameras.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Tobias Harris Defender.
We'll see who you have above him,
but I imagine I'm going to be defending Tobias Harris a little bit in this conversation.
Tobias Harris, I do not feel bad at all, but he's going to ball out in Detroit.
Rui is very low.
You know, you listen.
I will be the first one to tell you I'm not the biggest Rue Hachamora fan.
Apparently I'm a bigger fan of him than you are because I have him a little bit higher than this.
I'm not as hard to stand to when he comes to Rui,
because, like, I see his value in, like, ball handling, and he can, at times be, like, a three-level
score somewhat consistently, but the defense really just kills me at the end of the day.
Like, it's a whole other side of the court where it's like, okay, you can't be big and struggle
on that end.
Yeah.
I see.
Somebody's hair is 26 is so funny.
There must be some hilarious names above him.
Okay.
You got Grant Williams on there?
Okay.
Yeah.
Shout out Grant Williams.
30, the best power forward.
Let's see who Donovan has
All right
At 26 I have Tari Aeson
27 I have Gigi Jackson
28 I have Patrick Williams
29 I have Nicoliovich
And then at 30 I have Obitopin
Okay
So we're all pretty much locks up with Tori Eason
I like that
Tar Eason is so good man
I need him
I don't think this is ever going to happen
On the Rockets
But I need him to get high level
starter minutes
I don't know
It's not going to be possible
I don't think
But Jabari Smith Jr. already being there
It's tough
because he should be a starter for someone
Yeah, for sure. And that's why I feel the same way with him, that I feel with Yovic, that I feel with Gigi. I just want them to get more playing time. Like I like these guys. They're very productive. We just need to see their minutes go up. And for Tari, this is, we're going into year three. And for the last two off seasons, everyone has been like, yo, like Tari Easton, he's really the guy out there in Houston. Like he's so good. He's so this. But like Isaac said, he just hasn't had the opportunity because Houston, they're about to be in a very,
critical situation in their rebuild where you have to start making decisions you have to start
you have a whole bunch of guys that a lot of people like and you need to start saying okay
you're part of the future you're part of the future and you're part of the future your young
core can't be nine people deep it just it just can't so maybe if tar eisen go somewhere else
he can have like an obit topping type of thing where he was kind of stashed away on the nix
you go to a team that that fits your play style a little bit more you shine a little bit more
but he definitely just needs more playing time and that's it yeah and i think he has a much higher
extent than it'll be top in too like he could be like top like he could be like 15 16 on this
list if he has opportunity like he's really good he's such an active defender like his percentages
of steel percentage and block percentage are so high they just don't have the volume for it to really
shine in like d p oi conversations or anything like that yeah and not to say he should be in d p oi
conversations but you know like in terms of activity as a defender he is up there like it's it's like
diet diet john isa yeah i i i i feel for him because i see the talent just like you guys
as well but also i see the other guys ahead of him on that roster and i'm just like it's kind
of inexcusable to start you know torre easton alongside bar or over barri for now in this
moment this year yeah listen after after the rookie year it was looking like tar eason was better
but jibari you know obviously he's higher on this list for all of us he really bounced
back last year so weird
situation going on there. Not even just for Tarisian. There's a lot of players there that are going
to be weird situations pretty soon. Yeah, exactly. Such an interesting position. You have
Nicole Yovitch lower than we do. I think we'll wait until we see where we rank him to really dive
into that. I actually didn't rank him at all. I didn't. So just to make it clear, didn't rank
G.J. Jackson, because then I don't know in my mind, he's just more of a three naturally was
that in college. So I'm just like, okay, I'm sticking, I remember him as that. But Nikola
Yovitch, I'm, we can move on and I want to hear your, hear your thoughts on that, I think.
Okay, tell me why you know that you just have 30.
No, just go ahead.
Why is Obie Topping and Grant Williams better than Yovitch?
I have no real argument.
You think I've sat down and had Obitopin and did Yovic conversations in my head?
Like, I know I misused my time, but not that much.
Like, that's crazy.
Damn.
All right, man.
Next year, Donovan.
Tell us your 21 through 25.
All right.
At 21, I have John Collins.
22.
I have Rui.
23.
I have Sohan.
24, I have Jabari Smith.
Jr. and at 25 after Doreenny Smith. Wow. Oh, okay. Shout out John Collins. He's been so under
talking about this past year because he got shunned away to Utah to be forgotten about. But he had
a pretty solid year. He's playing center a lot of time. It was interesting. That's John Collins's
entire career. He's just solid, right? Like he's just cool. And he's never going to be a guy
where you look at him and you're like, yeah, that's a top 10 power forward in the league. But he's
also not bad. He can go into a lot of situations and give them serviceable minutes.
But like you said, the only thing that we remember him from last season is getting yammed on
and getting concussed by Anthony Edwards.
And it's, and it sucks.
It's just, he just wasn't a good fit for, you know, for Tray Young and the Hawks and everything
like that.
I think that kind of hinders his ceiling to where I don't know, I don't know what the legitimate
like best situation for John Collins would be.
And so because I can't see that, I don't know if you can ever get into like top 15
conversations, but you can definitely
be top of
the, I guess, third tier
in the league. Yeah, that's
fair. Yeah, him and next to Rui Hachimori Moore
is interesting. Like, I'm glad
he's at top of this tier. This makes sense to me.
Like, I guess I can view them similarly.
Like, I'd definitely rather have John Collins, I think.
Dorian Finney spent the 25 is interesting.
I feel like a few years ago
when he was with Luca, who'd been ranked a lot higher.
I loved him. Yeah. Last year
he was just running around with no passers
to set him up. Yeah, he can, again,
can get higher on this list but his his style of play really really needs him to have a creator
next to him setting him up for for threes and listen fake basketball was going on in brooklyn and
so whenever whenever that happens everybody everybody takes a takes a hit in terms of like
what your perception is how basketball is just played like you just don't play great basketball
and then if you get into a more winning situation you get put in better position so it's not
his fault he can vault up here if he gets you know traded to another contender like that but yeah no
this even ben simmons this year is going to be a movie oh my god did you just say ben simmons
listen again three like two three years ago ben simmons with with uh during finney smith like
that's that's good perimeter defense right there promising but things change like that so yeah
tough man could you imagine ben simmons it'll worked out like random but like if they would
have had ben simmons macaille bridges during finney smith cam johnson like with a
good Ben Simmons that would have been so cool
it's so good
that would have been nasty that would have been
a legitimate like
bare minimum play in team in my mind
because the defense is just that insane
but especially out east
yeah but RIP
looks like a Mo's five
okay so I have
during Finney Smith Jr. I have him
way higher just because I think he's
so he's playable in any
situation imaginable and I give him
credit to that our credit for that
22 John Collins 23
Jabari Smith, Jr.
Now I'm looking back at, looking back out, I feel like I should have had a
Meyer.
24 is my guy, Pat Williams.
I never, never changed on your guys.
10 toes for Pat Will.
Yeah, 10 toes down.
Never switch up.
Only the family.
Pat will.
Only the family.
So immediate reactions
25, yeah, Bobby Portis, I don't think you said that one
Oh yeah, 25 Bible Portis, cool
Okay
I don't really have, I'll just reveal my next five
Because this is a rather
Unexciting tier
So I think we have to see them all to really discuss the differences
Yeah, okay
My next five I got Rue Hachamora at 21
John Collins of 22 which
I should flip that now
I don't know why I did that
23 in Koliovich
24 Grant Williams
And 25 Dorian Finney Smith
okay
you have Grant
Tobias Harris
and Great Williams
your record is looking
Okay listen
The Tobias one
I'm with Isaac on that
The Grant Williams one
Eh
Listen
Do you guys
Are you guys thinking about
Grant Williams the player
Or you think about
Grant Williams the yapper
Because if we're thinking
So much of his perception
Is colored by him being
annoying and having terrible PR
It wasn't that long ago
He was a very viable role player
For the Celtics
And he got to the Hornets
last year, and I know most of people weren't watching the Hornets, he played a lot better.
He was fucking terrible for the Mavericks, was everything they didn't need from the
power forward position.
But before then and after then, he was perfectly fine.
He was Grant Williams.
I'm not going to pretend that Rui Hachimora is like miles ahead of him.
Like these guys are in the same tier.
All right.
You got it.
Listen, listen, if you want Greg Williams on team, say that, right?
That's fine.
I wouldn't mind if it was on my team.
It was a solid four.
It's like a stretch four with some.
a switchable defense like he's not bad yeah
now mind you
I'm not going to hear with my own two eyes and say that I've been
locking in on shortly on the last 20 games
of Charlotte Hornets basketball I haven't done that
and I would say 95
95% of America hasn't been
doing that as well so you're one of the year 5%
he average 13.9 points
5 rebounds 3.2 assists 37%
from 3% on 2s he was kind of a bucket
with the hornet he had a lot of games
He had like 27.
Of course he was.
Somebody had to score points there
and he was the one.
Okay.
He's fine.
He's cool.
He's a very serviceful player.
Like you compare him to,
I don't know,
let's look at Nicole Jovich and have right next to him.
Is Nicole Jovich that much better?
Like,
he's interesting.
He has good passing.
Like,
they're similar.
Again,
we're having Nicole Iovitch
versus Grant Williams' debates.
And I think that,
I think that like on the surface,
it's a very silly argument.
I think if you go a little bit,
deeper it really is just about fit and like what you want on a on a team yeah which is fine like
i'm banking on for yovitch i'm really just banking on potential i think that with with if you give
yovich grant williams minutes right maybe maybe he can thrive a little bit more if you give yovitch
charlotte hornet situation where there's nobody on the team and he's like hey go go out there and
cook let's see let's see if yovic can get to you know 13 14 points yeah yeah honestly i'm not
thinking that hard about Charlotte Hornets for Graham Williams
like I said that was nonsense I'm thinking back
to Celtic Grant Williams where he
was a very solid he was like we
applauded the Mavericks for going and getting him like it was
like oh it's a good get he's a good role player
and it was a disastrous 25 30 games
where he looked horrible and nobody on the team
liked him take away that 30 games where
Luca Donchage hated him and Grant Williams is solid
there is a fat ass fly I'm not
going to argue with you about this I'm not going to do it
you got it you got it oh who else
we got uh i go so you guys had jabari smith jr at 23 and 24 i have him higher why is he still
so low for you guys why is he below dwayne finney smith for you mo and why is he below john collins for you
donovan you want to go mow or i'm so stuck on grand leums i'm sorry bro you guys
he's just fucking grossed out you said no one's gonna argue about it i would but let's not hold
the people up i don't want to kill our watch time grand williams discourse let's go all right i'll go
I just think Jabari has another level that he can, I'm still, I'm still really high on Jabari, like, as a prospect and somebody who can like really, really be like a legitimate impact player.
I just think he hasn't gotten there.
So I think for me, it's just a product of expectation where I really, really want him to, to take the leap forward.
And it hasn't happened.
He now, he was much better last year than he was in his, in his rookie season.
Like he did improve a lot, and I do want to give him credit for that.
But yeah, I actually don't know why.
I don't know who I would take if it was if it was Jabari and John Collins.
Looking at this, I know I would take like Jabari Smith Jr. for sure over him.
And now obviously looking back at what I just said, I would move Smith higher on this list.
I think again, like what you said, Donovan, expectations have a little bit to do with this.
This dude, Delano Magic a couple years ago, we're blowing hell of smokescreen saying,
we want Jabari Smith Jr.
Rapala Bankero, who's obviously like one of the 10 best power forwards in the entire NBA,
obviously a lot higher than that, but I'm going to believe about that.
So I think with Jabari Smith Jr., I look at his game,
the defense is the most, is the thing that stands out the most,
and also his ability to stretch the floor and his potential to continuously grow in putting the ball on the floor.
John Collins, the reason why he's so limited and so weird is because, like,
he's not a natural ball handler at all.
he can catch that bitch shoot it defend try to at least and get rebounds but gibberish sims junior he's just
valuable in every single situation imaginable meanwhile john collins like you have to pick and choose
and you have to pick and choose your spots with him and how you envision like overall roster
construction so i would definitely have him higher and yeah i'll definitely have him higher for sure
yeah i don't really think jubari should ever be like a star i don't have any stock in his like
long-term upside but I think he'll be a very good defender not a great one ever never gonna be like
all defense game wrecking shot block or anything but he's like a very good plug-in-play defender that's
gonna like play good team defense and help hide the weaknesses of a singoon or whatever and be a
just smart rotations half size he can switch onto wings like a kevin durant while still moving his
feet a little bit against twos if he gets switched on stuff like that like very versatile solid above
average defender in many ways and last year the biggest difference offensively is a three-point shot came
along. He shot the same from the rim, but shot 4% better from midrange, 10% better from the
corner and 5% better on non-corner 3s. And that makes a big difference for a guy you're
expecting to play complimentary basketball next to a damner All-Star and Sangoon. So if you think
about that, players who have above average defense, it's called a B plus and can hit an open
three while having a little bit talent running in transition and doing all the other stuff,
that's a very good player. Yeah, I would have him higher. I think he definitely deserves
be probably like maybe 19, push and 17 for sure.
Yeah, I don't remember where I put them, but I have him somewhere around there.
Yeah.
Is there anybody else in this year we should discuss?
No, we're good.
I think we're good.
Shout out to Rue Hachimura.
It's going to be the fastest top 30 list ever.
It really is.
All right, man.
We'll just, we'll see.
The top 50, top 20, Mo, who is your 16 through 20?
Ooh, okay, so 16 through 20.
Starting at number 16, we have Kyle Kuzma, 17.
We have Kaminga, 18, PJ, Washington, 19.
I read like Jeremy Sohan for some reason.
I don't know why.
But at 20, we have Jaris Walker, projecting like a motherfucker.
What the fuck?
Jaris Walker.
That's Jerry.
I saw Walker.
That's Jarius Walker.
Again.
The bad who played 10 minutes per game last year.
Again, I ride for my guys.
I'm there in solidarity with you, Jared's Walker.
The Indiana Matt and Star?
Yes, the G-League stud.
The G-League genius.
Jaris Walker, bro.
Oh my gosh.
Did you see what he did in Summer League?
This past summer league.
Yes, man, I got all my fucking Jarz Walker.
A couple weeks ago, we deemed your placement of Jalen Green in the top 10 to be the worst
placement on a TD3 rankings list ranking so far this year.
I think you have up, did you, Yvah, you have one-uped yourself by putting Jarris Walker
in your top 20.
This is the worst ranking so far this summer.
No, no, no, no.
But hear me out.
It's different because Jaran Walker is actually good.
And we all know this.
There's no denying his skill.
We all know this
I agree
I'm a very big Jaris Walker fan
I 100% I'm with you in spirit
In the spirit of the pick
I'm with you I love Jaris Walker
I would probably rather have him
Over the guys below this list
But he also played 10 minutes per game last year
And did nothing to earn a spot in the top 20
So I don't think I can be with you
In the actual ranking in reality
20
I would have him I wish I was gonna put him higher bro
I always could put him higher
He said fuck you John the
Camingo, I want Jaris Walker.
Is that what you're saying?
Is that what you're saying?
No, no, no.
I put Camingo up there.
Move along, coos.
I put Coos up there higher, respect,
Camingo, respect.
PJ Washington just went to the final respect.
Take respect out of it.
You're building a team right now.
Camingo or Walker.
Camingo or Walker?
For next season.
I have Cominga higher for a reason.
Okay, before that.
Are we ranking for next season?
Or rank on what we saw last season? Because that's a difference here if you're if this whole list was projecting for next season
This would be fine. I'll be with you. But every other the other 29 spots is like you ranked on what you saw last year and then Charis Walker
You're like new system no projecting 100% I'm moving the goalpost. I'm moving the goalpost
That's what I'm doing actually I'm manipulating the system. I have no consistencies whatsoever
But you don't know that the viewers don't think that all right
No fair enough listen if you're gonna again move the goalpost and cheat
to give anybody props.
I'm okay with it being Jarvis Walker
because he deserves it.
He's so underrated.
We did a TikTok like a month ago now
where redrafted last year's draft
and I ranked him like seven
like people who had want long term
and so many of the TikTok is
in the comments were like,
what are you talking about?
Why would you rather of him
than Jaime Hawke is?
And like, yeah, y'all need a no ball.
Jaris Walker is going to be really good.
So I'm with you.
Yeah, long, lengthy dude.
The creation is there.
Shopmaking is there.
He also has vision.
Like, he's a great player, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, all right, man.
Jeremy Sohan is very high.
Explain to me what you view in Jeremy Sohan
that you value him so highly for right now.
I think he's going to just be in general a great connector.
Obviously, like, your connecting abilities is very limited
if you can't shoot the ball even a lick.
But because of who he has on his team,
Victor Mn Mniamma, the ultimate, in my opinion,
you will be like the ultimate stretch five.
I think that'll relieve some pressure off of Jeremy Sond
as a player within the system.
his shooting just like our lack of shooting hurts the team so I think like the
passing shades obviously is not impressive as you want it to be but it's still
better than the average power forward and yeah like I view that as super
fundamental and essential and it's like an important piece in my mind that
helps that puts you over top of a lot of teams because a lot of power forward just
don't have those shades or those chops yeah okay I mean again I agree with you
for sure projecting.
I don't know.
I liked him a lot
after his rookie year
and I cooled down last year
after watching him
more closely,
watching Wemby every game.
And just something about him
offensively bothers me
but maybe I'm overreacting too much
to just poor shooting.
I don't know, man.
For last year I can't rank him highly
but long term I still have stock
so I'm with you there.
Okay.
Is there any issue?
Okay, let's hear it.
Oh, okay.
At 20,
oh, I forgot.
I start from 16.
At 16, I have Jeremy Grant.
17, I have John then Kaminga, 18 PJ Washington, 19 Jabari Smith, and 20 Tobias Harris.
Wow.
Jeremy Grant has 16.
I don't hate any of your picks.
Yeah, I don't, I don't hate anything.
I think that, like, you could probably give Jeremy Grant a little bit more love.
What?
Well, spoiler alert.
Number 15 is Kyle Kuzma.
So it's between Kyle Kuzma and Grant, and I'm like, that is such a little bit.
little difference. I think Kyle Kuzma is younger has a little bit more balance, a little bit more
juice offensive right now. So I'm like, I'll go with him. They're so close. You want to put
Jeremy Graham at 15? I don't really give a fuck. Yeah, that's, that's fair. You both have
have Cominga and Washington at 17 and 18, which is, which is cool. Take me through the thought
process for y' all in that. Man, Camiga's so hard to rank because Warriors fans are insane.
So you hear a lot of propaganda with his long-term upside, how he's going to be a star. I think
there's a chance will be a star. Dude, I think he's a star. I think he's a star, I think he's a star
right now by any means. I think right now defensively there's a lot of work to go. That's the
biggest reason why he wasn't playing early on in the year when people were screaming at Steve
Cardi gave him a chance. He really, really, really sucks at offball defense right now. On ball, he's
okay. You know, he has length. He knows that he used a little bit, but he does not make good
rotations. He's not the most cerebral guy helping at the rim. It's not good of fighting over
screens with that length. He hasn't got used to that yet. A lot of defensive issues that hold him
down below a guy like Jeremy Grant. And offensively, I think he's actually like a really good
finish with the rim. I think he has like star upside as a driver to the rim. If he becomes a star,
it would be because he becomes like a truly elite player there. Hmm. Do you, how much do you
believe in the shooting to compliment that? I guess there's a, there's some variance there in how
he's played a lot's career. There's a stretcher he was really great when the Warriors kind of got
together midseason where he was shooting his ass off. If that's going to be who he is, then he's
in a fly of these rankings, but he stills to improve as a passer, still has to improve defensively,
like I said. But again, I won't be surprised at all if he's closer to 10 next year.
Okay.
Wow.
I think you took all the words out of my mouth.
What's the, what's even more interesting to me is having Grant Williams, not that much higher, but a little bit higher than PJ Watch.
And we said all these two, like literally switch teams.
I said Jeremy Grant.
Wait, that's Jeremy Grant.
That's Jeremy Grant, not Grant William.
Okay.
I already right.
You have so much Grant Williams PTSD.
We've already discussed them.
I ranked him two tears ago.
That's hilarious.
Okay.
That's Jeremy Grant.
I don't know why I have so much
As if I met the dude
Don't know him
You have so much smoke for him
Yeah it was what Donovan was like
You could move Grant a little bit higher
You were like what?
Because you thought it was Grant Williams
Yeah I was like so disgusted
I was like that
I was what I want to talk about
My God
Okay
Tell us on PJ Washington
And why he deserves 18
Pete Washington's really good
He has a simple game
He is what John Collins wish he was
in terms of just like, okay, like I'm a traditional power forward.
How can I make myself more valuable?
Obviously, he doesn't have the hops that John Collins has,
but in terms of just like getting his buckets off in similar ways,
he kind of was that early, early into his career.
But what separates him is that he's naturally just a better shooter,
way more, he shoots, he shoots a way better on a higher volume.
And also he is a legit ball handler who you wouldn't freak out or like squirm or cringe
whenever he has the ball on his hands
trying to
like either jabs up
or do whatever
he's a much better creator
and I think that just
elevates your ceiling
as a player
naturally because you're
easier to build around
and you're more reliable
of an option
and the defense
is the biggest difference
to him and John Collins
John Collins essentially
has to be like a five
on defense
while also not being big
enough to be a huge return
at the rim
PJ Washington is like
a very versatile defender
he's like not an elite
wing stoper right
you're not putting him on
the best wing player
but like shut them down
but as a versatile four
who can switch
on to a big wing and switch inside like he's pretty good there you mentioned the shooting being a
lot better than john collins that's actually why i have him that 18 he would be higher if the shooting
was consistent when he's on like when he was on against the fucking thunder making every three in the
world crazy you're like whoa is this guy like the second best player on this team good lord when
the shot isn't falling it's like oh this is the guy that the horn is let go yeah yeah that okay
that makes that makes sense i like i i like honestly both of of your
picks. I think, I think like, yeah, let's go. So at 16, I also have Kyle Kuzma, 17, I have PJ
Washington, 18, I have Jeremy Grant, 19, I have Kaminga and 20, I have Jonathan Isaac. Now,
first John Isaac's exciting. Granted, and you guys already know what I'm about. You've seen my movies.
I have one request for Jonathan Isaac. I just want you on the court a little bit more, right?
Like, Jonathan Isaac, when he is on the floor
is as impactful a defender as anybody in the NBA,
he is legitimately, like, elite of the elite.
He's so good defensively.
I just need you to play more than 19, 20 minutes a game.
That's all I'm asking.
And if you can give me that,
you can give me 27, 28 minutes a night,
yo, you are 14, 13, 12.
You are getting into those conversations
because now you are a,
legitimate candidate to be DPOY, like, level impactful.
So that's my one ass for John Anthony Isaac.
Okay.
John Isaac has such a weird PR right now because he got hurt.
First, he started his career being one of the most promising defenders in the league.
Yeah, facts.
He started his career being one of those promising defenders in the league, then had like three
devastating injuries in a row.
And amidst those devastating injuries, he had a lot of free time.
And he made himself the most intolerable person on the internet, just absolutely awful.
One of the funniest things that we saw on the internet was that this dude invited a bunch
of his teammates to church or something like that.
Not a soul showed up.
Oh, my God.
Nobody. That's so embarrassing.
I was like, shut up.
Let's go.
We don't get too much into the off-the-court issues
of why he's awful.
But on the court, he came back this year
and got minutes again
and was able to find a role for himself.
So good.
Minute per minute was legitimately
one the three to four best defenders
in the NBA.
So I held him a little bit lower
for the same reasons
than what he would be if he played full minutes.
Because if you played full minutes,
this guy would be a top 10, I think.
Yeah.
I fully agree.
Yeah.
Like I have him, obviously he's clearly, I have him hard on his list, so I put him above Jeremy Grant at least at 15 or higher.
I just looked at it.
I was like, who would I rather have, man?
Like, I would rather have the just, even if it's a small sample side and I have to deploy him, like some kind of like niche weapon and an NFL team, I would rather have that weapon than somebody like Kamingo, where he's at right now, where he's a good player.
He's working on becoming a player that can compete at the highest level and contribute to winning.
I'll die if I'm a smart coach I'll take what I can get a Jonathan Isaac and run
I I feel that and I again it really is just the men displayed the availability for me
because because I'm I'm with you if he if he can play I would rather have him than the other four
players ahead of him right now and like Kaminga I'm I guess I'm the lowest on Kaminga by a little
bit coming that's fine I think I think part of the way that I view Kaminga is very like
anti-Warriors fans where they pump him up so much that in my head I'm like he's really not
that good and so he may have like taken a couple notches below but I look at him and it's like yes
the Warriors need you to to step up and be this offensive like creator and they need some more
scoring from you but bro you're you're just big and you can jump high right now yeah I'm still
listen the Warriors fans are overzealous but coming as it currently stands but I'm not I'm not out
on him. I'm not out on him being a star entirely. Like, I think they do have something to stand on.
So I'm not writing it off just yet. Like, you said that like he's not that good. Like,
I still got the hope that they'll be right. But we'll see. Yeah, this still starts from to take.
Yeah. Okay. We'll have Kuzma there. Anybody else who's talking about this tier?
Something that's super interesting to me is that I, now I'm realizing that I have Jeremy Grant a lot
higher than you guys. Not a lot higher. Obviously in the next tier people. But why is he where
you guys are at right now? Why is he in this range for you?
Why is he higher?
I don't know.
I feel like he's in the same tier
as Kuzma coming to all these guys.
Like he's cool, right?
He's a good shooter.
Good defender, no longer great, I don't think.
Not a passer.
He can create for himself a little bit,
but not an elite level.
Like, sounds to me like the 15th or 16th
best by four in the league.
I think he's a little bit of a better shooter
than you're giving him credit for, for sure.
How good of a shooter do you think I'm giving him credit for
because I didn't even specify?
I think he's like 36% from three or 37% from three last year.
You can double check him,
just in case from him wrong but um yeah no i think it's a good shooter for sure i think i think
he's when it comes to this range of kuzma commingia and all that like he's the top very top
tier of this range and i guess it reflects on your list but even then i think he he's like
in a separate range from them because of the defense that we once saw from his game and we
saw it disperse as the time goes on because now his efforts are just focused on getting bags and
buckets and that's literally it double b's but um i think the second that we do see him reverted
back to like you only focus on three things on the court and it's not buckets all right shoot
three's here and there get rebounds and be long and be a nuisance on the defensive end
asked him to do those three things and i think he's he'll be one of the better in the league
comparable to like erin gordon in terms of like how effective he is now all this is also like
it depends on who's around him
it's very situational
we haven't seen you that's in Trump was in office
I'm not getting a little hopes up that guy still in there
what it's been over four years
he's been on the pistons and the
trouble is for four years getting buckets
and this year he dropped to 57% shooting at the rim
that is not good for a 610 player
he was not getting buckets at the room by any means
he did shoot 40% in 3 though so I still think he is
like a 3 in D guy but if he's not
gonna be like a good score at the rim
it's gonna be like below average
then if you can't call him a good three level score
then you need to be a good passer
make up for that if you're not going to be a good passer
you've got to be a really good defender still
if you're not going to be that
then you start to see how he's like
dropping a little as he gets older
and that's the thing I think the defense is there
I just think it's like shot died
and like he tries to get in his back too much
and he's like mellow mindset right now
I think all that's still in there
just very very situational for now
okay
all right we can move on the next one
I don't have not much higher
I mean not much different than you I don't think
so whatever
Next one
Oh my next one
From 11 through 15
I have a Jalen Johnson at 11
Aaron Gordon at 12
Kegan Murray at 13
Stop that before I lower him
Jonathan Isaac at 14
And Kyle Kuzma at 15
Why do you have Jalen Johnson at 11
Are you saying that
Don't keep it short either
Don't keep it short either
I need a 5-8 monologue
Are you saying that because you think you should be higher
Or it's a good spot
Just know that it's a good spot
Give me a fine 5 minute spiel
Go ahead
I think he's awesome
I think he can run the floor in transition
Can cut really well
And just really dominant
Attacking the rim
As a play finisher
When Trey Young is throwing him
Labs
Himself running the break
As a one-man fast break
All of Ben Simmons
All LeBron whatever
He's the gym is really good at that
Okay calm the fuck down
He said LeBron
That's on me
Never mind my bad
Not like LeBron
Like LeBron's son or something
But really good at that
We'll see
A really good dude
I'm okay my bad bro
Fuck
he can shoot now
he shot like 38%
it might have fallen off towards the end of the year
I'm not sure but for most of the year
he was shooting really well from three
that if you're gonna be a legitimately elite athlete
attack in the rim
and can hit three is at a high level
you immediately have offensive utility
next to a guy like Troy Young
and defensively
I don't think he's better than Aaron Gordon there
but he's like
well above average I think
he's a very good defender
that you take away to Jante Murray
from this team
and you don't replace him
with another ball handle
I mean, I guess Risha Shea is going to have some ball handling duties, but you mostly
free up those touches for whoever was on the roster before.
And I think a lot of that is going to Jalen Johnson.
I think we'll look up next year and see him averaging like 23 and a half points per game,
like four assists and eight rebounds, whatever may be.
And he was going to be in the most improved conversations this past year, but he missed too much
time.
I think we'll be in it again next year.
That good enough for you?
I want to hear from you too, Donovan, because I know he's probably around this range
too, maybe a little bit higher.
let's talk about somebody else besides jalen johnson let him calm down a little bit and cool himself
and fucking fan himself off a little too moist how do you feel about the rest of the list um i'm i mean
i'm cool with it we already talked about you know jonathan i i think all of us had kow kuzma in that
range kegan murray at 13 very solid yeah i like it and then erin gordon i mean listen he's he's
he's he's he's like erin gordon is in a situation right now where he is completely maximized
and you know like there's not a there's not another place in the league that he can go and be better
you get spoon-fed lobs and buckets from from yokech all day you go out you play you play a really
solid defense you do all the dirty work at the four to help you know cover up a lot of the
stuff that the yokech doesn't do well that even micha porter junior doesn't do well in terms of
garden wings on the perimeter all that type of stuff so this is once you once you get to like
11 and above, there's just guys who are a little bit more talented offensively than he is.
Like the shooting, if Aaron Gordon could be like 30, 3, 34, not like not even, you know,
just like slightly below average.
He would be one of like the seven best, you know, powerful.
Traymond rings for sure.
Yeah.
Easily.
But that is his big drawback.
That's his big liability.
And that has a difference to the last year in this year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We get you in the gym.
We get you in the lab.
We get that three start.
to start falling you can really really jump up this list but until then right outside the top
10 is probably where you belong okay and it's okay it's mostly okay because he's playing with yokic
who provides spacing because he's such a good passer and such a good score that you can't leave mowbin
so you can get away with erin gordon being in the dunker spot and that's why he still
this high of this list despite being a pretty terrible shooter last year because yokech is a
perfect player to make it not matter yeah but yeah and you compare him to a guy like jalen johnson
just he just has more juice he just can do a little bit more he's a higher skilling offensively you can
trust him with the ball in his hands more.
Maybe in a playoff setting, you prefer Aaron Gordon with the right team
that's trying to win a championship right now.
But I would rather take the bet
on Jalen Johnson. Yeah, if Jalen Johnson
was alongside Nicole Yokic, they're probably
not to say like Aaron Gordon was the reason.
He was far from the reason why they
didn't make the finals. But
that's just another
super talented
player on your team, on
that team. And, you know, he's just another
legitimate option. I 100% agree. I like where
Kigu Murray is as well. Super
simple player like he does what he does on defense one of the best defenders at at that spot and also
super impactful for the sacramento games considering that they don't have much of that on that team and then
on offense um shooting a lot of threes i don't know if that leap will ever come with when it comes to
with what you know coach mike brown and the rest of those guys are expecting to and i think it kind
of shows that you know with the de marty rosen with the demada rosen acquisition they are not expecting
that permanent leap to come for him so they're just like okay cool we're going to do that you're
going to be super valuable at that. And I think that's like a commendable move in terms of how
they're viewing Keegan Murray. So I like I like this ranking for him for sure. Okay. And John
Isaac, we talked about it. I just, I really valued that defense. I get it and play very much. So
I should probably happen closer where you have him. But I just value what he does so much. And I'm
like, it's kind of like my Jaris Walker for Mo. I'm like, I'm going to bend the rules how I do.
Don't do for everybody else and put him higher. Yeah. Who's next? Next up is Donovan. Who we got?
I have Aaron Gordon at 11.
Jalen Johnson at 12
Kegan Murray at 13
Bobby Portis at 14
And Tobias
At 14
And to Jesus fucking Christ
Bobby Portis
And Tobias Harris at 15
Bobbled
Portis
What did you get like
Harassed by Bobby Portis
Did he give you like
Death Threats if you didn't put him
Like at 14 at this list
He opened those fucking eyes
And staring to your soul
And you're like
Ah 14
Put me up 14 motherfucker
Did he do that
Did he give you what a nose
Did he give you a wedge?
That was crazy
What the fuck
that was why if i said that that'd have been so racist really i'm allowed anyways listen
you got the racist best listen i guess we're going to talk about bobby porters now
tell me about tell me about robert portis and why he deserves me the top 15 listen bobby's my guy
all right we know bobby bobby bobby is he's just my guy he's just cool he's just bobby portis you know he's
going to come out here he's going to shoot 40% from three he's going to come out here he's going to give
you a nice you know seven to eight rebounds nice little spark plug off off the bench he can step
into the starting lineup if need be give you a nice 13 14 he's grant williams with good vibes right
and that to me means a lot right i'd love to have bobby porters on on my team i i would i would love
it locker room morale would go very very high up i've told you guys for years that i'm the president
of the bobby portis fan club and we had a meeting last week we knew that this
episode was coming out and we had to figure out what spot Bobby was going to be at and we figured
we have to show him the proper love he's top 15 right I was in that meeting Bobby must have
been in that meeting with you listen listen don't worry about it right don't worry about that exposed
but but but listen I just like Bobby Fortis I just want Bob Portis on my team all right man
there you go Bobby Portis welcome to the club welcome to the top 15 power fours in the NBA
you've earned it every everybody has we all have have the guy on this list where we
bent the rules a little bit, right?
Mo picked the guy that played 10 minutes last year
and put him in the top 20s.
And he's better than Bobby Portis.
Shut up.
Shut up.
And then listen.
The Bobby Portis, Tobias Harris 1415 combo is just the craziest one two punch.
I will say this.
The Tobias Harris at 15, that's more of a symbolic pick.
Tobias Harris is legitimately the most mid of mid that you can get at the position.
So he's in the middle.
And so I just had to put him in the middle, right?
Okay.
No, no higher, no less.
You know exactly what you get with Tobias.
What's up?
Would you rather have, hypothetically speaking, Tobias Harris on the New York Knicks
signed like a minimum contract.
So he's on there pretty much for the free or two years worth of free crumble cookies.
You know, every week they give out their new like six, their new like six lineup special.
Which one would you rather have?
Where will you be happiest?
Well, I'll tell you this.
I've never had a crumble cookie.
you right oh i don't i don't know what that is i don't know if it's good or bad i've heard a lot
of people tell me it's mid so if you're telling me to pick mid or mid and i can pay the minimum
for one mid i'm gonna take the minimum mid right that's that's gonna be what i do so i'm gonna
take tobias harris wow terrible decision we can run to mine yes
right let's see mo's 11 through 15 what we got all right so at 11 as much as i hate to do it
considering the moves that they made this awesome you hate none i had to put evan mowbly at
11 still you hate him no hawksbyes i hate him i hate the hawks bias oh yeah for sure i think
his ceiling's a little bit higher now his seal he's higher for sure get the fuck out of my oh damn it
definitely is okay so 11 Evan mowley Jeremy grant may 12 i think if he was in the right position
we'll view him more valuable and a better player than erin gordon but man the man is in his 30s
he is not in his 30s how old do you think he is 30 what are we talking about what are we talking about
he's 30 in the way he's 30 he's 30 Jeremy grant if you're 30 I promise you to 27 no way
please he's been 27 for four years that made his 30 years old oh my god he just turned 30
I'm telling you that is not young he is not the youth but he's still good
at 13 Aaron Gord is very young to me 14 I got Jonathan Isaac
his defense is so menacing
and I think if you have superpowers
if I can call you one of the best
three or four at one of the main
categories in the NBA, you're
immediately a top 15 player to me at a minimum.
Don't care what else you do. Now,
if you want to have arguments about like his ability
to stay healthy, completely understood and that's
fine. And at 15 I have Keegan Murray.
Great player. You're always
going to be low on Keegan Murray. This is one of these players
who used to decide a long time ago that's overrated.
So you always got to dig him a little bit.
Which is crazy because I thought that you were crazy
high on King and Murray like two years ago.
He was and then he wasn't a superstar
right away and he was like, never mind.
Never again.
I just seen the bag wasn't.
Don't call me.
He'll come by my house.
Don't come back my house.
It's funny.
But okay.
Evan Moby.
He's obviously like the biggest elephant in the room here for me or in this
list in general.
Let's move on and see where we rank Evan Mowby.
Then we'll talk about it because it's spoiler.
I just flipped them one.
I think we just have Jalen Johnson and Evan Moby flip.
probably, which is quite the interesting conversation given both their current team
predicaments. So Donovan, tell us to your next five. At six, I have Pascal Seacum. At seven,
I have Lorry Marketing. At eight, I have Scotty Barnes. At nine, I have Draymond Green. And at
10, I have Evan Mobley. What the, who the fuck is in your top five? Okay, okay. Marketing
in Barnes. Seyakum is at number six. Y'all already know. That's all right. Barnes is number
eight you already know
what is going on here
siakum is number six
we just got to wait to see who his top five is because i'm perplexed
because scotty barnes is in my like top four scotty barns is incredible
he's already an all-star he's gonna keep getting better him at eight is baffling to me
i can understand at number eight those marking in see i uh marking in um barns range i'm
okay with you shouldn't be i'm more baffling to me i don't understand why that isn't
praisier to you.
I mean, he's
Yacom, he's very good, but I don't
think I have him that much higher.
Oh, man, you guys are triven, man.
Oh, my gosh.
I can't wait to see where you have.
What's going on here?
Do you have Seaccoma at four?
Bro, we have no synchronization
right now in this top ten.
I can't wait to see the, I see going.
Mo, who's your next five?
Okay, so my next five is
five at Lari Marketing.
Great player.
For six.
Bag.
Seven.
Six.
Scotty Barnes.
Eight, Dremont Green.
You know what he does.
9, Julius Randall
Now listen
Salute, salute
He knows what he does
He's been loud
You've seen his movies
Yeah, exactly
Julius Randall
I genuinely wanted to put him higher
Because he's an all NBA player
But the health seems to be an issue
consistently since 2021
We haven't seen a healthy platform for him
Or anything like that
So that's concerning me
10 John Johnson
That's fair
I don't know
I forget
I don't know what he ever thinks
about Julius Randall's an injury-prone player,
but maybe you're cooking.
Let me take that one quick.
Because he wasn't available last year,
and that made a big difference.
When he was there last year,
they were cooking,
and he wasn't.
Yeah,
and the year before that,
he hurt his ankle,
I believe,
against the Cleveland Cavaliers
or something like that,
and then the year before that
it was 2022 or 2021 or something like that
in both series,
both years,
he was just a man.
Okay, okay.
Four of the,
not even,
basically every season,
except for 2019,
2020, which is bubble year and last season and his first season in the league. He's played at
least 71 games. Well, he said playoffs. When the playoff comes around, he's been injured. It's a
I'm a situation where he's healthy all year. When it matters most, he's his leg falls off.
I'm just like, I just think of him when it like at the height. Routinely, regular season,
again, I said like he's an all-MBA player, straight up, talented across all-words. We give so
many forwards all-MBA credit because they made a third team one time. I know he made a second team.
We give so many people all NBA player credit
Because forwards were really weak for like five years
Like Siakam's an all NBA player
Because he made a 13 one time
Julius Randall is not on an all NBA level right now
But he's very good but we don't got to give him that title still
Oh whoa whoa whoa why did you just throw a shot at Pascal Seaccom
This man fucking love Seaccom I can't wait to see where you ranked
This is gonna be great
You're disgusting you love Seaccom
Let's continue
Let's continue
Let's go ahead
We'll do my 5 and we'll talk about his whole tier
At six I have Draymond green
Seven I have Jaron Jackson Jr. 8 I have Siacca
nine I have Randall
and 10 I have Mowgli
We are so out of sync
I think our
I think my 10
This tier is like the opposite of y'all
Yeah I'm going to hate me
We're all gonna hate each other
Y'all ain't gonna hate me
Wow
Okay so
All right so fuck at Evan Mowley
versus Jalen Johnson
We're so past that
We have so much more in talking about now
Okay
Julius Randolph's number nine.
I agree with you there.
Clearly Donovan and Nick's fan ass has him in the top five.
Why?
What's good?
Let's talk about it.
Over Pascal Seacom?
You're not for real.
No, I'd actually, like, for real, for real,
I actually would rather have Julius Randall than Pascal's Yacom.
Okay.
Like, I mean, just, no, man.
Actually, I wouldn't say that.
But I think it's comparable.
Wow.
Not bad.
I meant to say, said me too.
I think that's fine.
I think that's fair.
Julius Randall is still good.
They're in the same tier.
Mo must have this guy like top three
The way he's talking
Because they are so similar
Pascal Seaccom is very very
Very good
He is not so great
That he has to be in the top five for sure
I don't think that Pascal Seaccom
And Julius Randall on the same tier
Julius Randall at his very best
Is on the same tier
They are not in the same tier
That's the only issue
No
Donovan thinks that Julius Randall smokes Yacom
Mo thinks that Siakum smokes Randall
I think they're exactly the same
There's no cohesion
And on top of that, too,
Jaron Jackson, Jr., former defensive player of the year.
Is that number seven for your wish?
Draymond Green, former defensive player in the year.
Like, that's fine.
Jaron Jackson is very good.
Very good at farming, weak side shot blocks
whenever he's next to a big that can play center.
He's a very good guy in that role.
He is not a shutdown player as a center.
He's not shut down one-on-one.
He's very good in his role.
It's like Yonis, if Yonis was worse
at the other stuff besides shot-blocking.
I don't think
Jaron Jackson is not a top four defender
in the league right now
I don't think.
Do you think though
that with your man's
Zachary Eadie coming into town
that Jerry Jackson
will be able to get a little bit higher
on this list?
I don't think that makes him better
I think we'll have a good year for sure
that'll be props to Zachary Eadie
not props to Jared Jackson Jr.
I think Jaron Jackson is just fine
I don't hate him at all
he's a very good player he's a up and down
year but when he's shot is on
he's very good
he's an underrated handle
he's really good attacking closeouts
and getting to the rim
when he gets there
it's a little dicey
because he can't pass
and the rim finishing
is if he year to year
but the defense
he's very very good
great but not top of the line
to me to where he has to be top five
and I think the top five players here
like as you I see
I have Lowry Markin
and Scotty Barnes
in top five
are legit two way
well
marketing we can debate
how good his defense is
but he's a good enough defender
that I'll call him a two way
player legit two way
like all star level players
the top five are straight up all stars
and I don't think
Jackson Jr., though.
He's made an all-star team.
He's not a year-to-year lock,
and he'll never will be, especially in the West.
He can make an all-sart team for sure.
Okay.
I think Larry Markins is better than Larry Marketing.
Because of the defensive presence,
and I think you're also underrating
how good of a shooter,
elite of a shooter in his position, Jared Jackson Jr. is.
That motherfucker is not an elite shooter.
What are we?
For his position?
Yes, he is.
Look at the volume.
What are you talking about?
Larry Markman is a four.
So many elite shooters are fours.
What do you mean for his position?
This is in 1999.
There's a bunch of great shooters there.
Most of you will start a small forward there
For his position means nothing in these days
For his position
He's a great, he's a great shooter, bro
I gotta look up the stats real quick too
Oh my god, this is disgusting
This is 24
Power forwards are great shooters
You can't do forest position anymore
For a stretch four
It's not like he's a dominant interior player
This isn't like a fours position for a yokech
Like this isn't a seven foot center
Okay
He's a good shooter
He's a good shooter for sure
He's not elite shooter by any means
He's not causing game-breaking gravity.
You're not chasing him off of screens.
You're not so scared to help off of him and picking pops.
He's a serviceable, very good shooter that can make you have good five-out spacing.
But Larry Marketing is a whole different level.
Lyra Marketing is the best shooter on this list, bar none.
By far, he's the best year on his list.
Huge difference there.
He's better attacking the rim.
He's better attacking close-outs and stuff I just said Jaron Jackson Jr. is really good at.
Lyme marketing is even better.
There's a reason he's consistently averaging near 25 points per game on great efficiency these days.
He is fantastic as a score.
Not a good passer either, so I'm not going to pretend that that's like a huge difference there.
But offensively, it's a wash.
And I agree, Jaron Jackson is a much better defender.
I think Larry Martin's defensive is pretty good the past couple years.
If you think his, Larry Markin's offensive gravity is like that,
and if you think that swayed you enough and you can disregard Jaron Jackson as defensive prowess,
then, okay, I can understand that's just like a value type of thing.
So, spoiler, Larry Markins 5.
I put German green one above Jaron Jackson because I just respect.
what Draymond still brings.
If you want to swap them and have Jackson at six for my list, then him and Lauer
Vard next to each other, I don't think it's a big gap or anything.
Five, six, and seven are really close.
They're definitely in the same range, for sure.
Yeah, so I don't think it's crazy at all.
That's the tier.
I think eight, nine, and ten are like a separate tier from those guys to me.
But yeah, what you just said, do I think Lauer-Marcon's offense has that much gravity
and is that game-breaking?
Yes, I do think so.
I think he has a legitimate impact there that I don't even know who to compare it to, but
I saw somebody said early in the season, he's like a 6-11 Clayton.
With how he shoots this year and how you had to respect him as a shooter and that's probably a little bit gas because Clay Thompson's like the second-based shooter at all time
But in terms of like principle and what they're implying, I don't think it's crazy
I think you do with respect him that level you chase him off the screens like he is a huge problem offensively
And I don't think he's a bad defender anymore by any means
I won't call him a bad defender either I think that's a stretch but at the same time to yeah
I as long as we're on we're on agreements that they're in the same tier jaren jackson jr. Yeah, I mark it with what you said you would flip
I'm fine.
No hands will be thrown.
Hey, man, listen, let's get to top five, bro.
Let's, let's get to top five.
I can't fucking believe that Scotty Barnes is not in your top five.
Let me see.
Now we're good.
Let's just reveal them all.
Bam, bam, bam.
My top five is one Janus, two Zion, three Palo Bancaro,
four Scotty Barnes, five Lowry Markman.
Let me go next.
Number one, Janus, no one cares.
Two, Pascal Siakha, my African king, my consistent king, my NBA champion, my NBA champion,
My NBA perennial
All-Starmer.
Number two, three, Zion Williamson,
Injury Riddle Zion Williamson, Zion Williamson,
who doesn't play 60 games on a consistent basis.
All right.
Four, Kyle Ben Carroll, loved this guy so much.
He's one of my three-haired players in the entire NBA.
But, you know, he's in number four
because he's only like a second-year player so far.
Number five, Jerry and Jackson, Jr.,
that doesn't need to be discussed.
Okay, my five.
I've Janice won Zion 2, Julius Randall 3, Jaron Jackson Jr. 4, Palo at 5.
Seeing this right now, I will say, I will switch Paolo and Jaron Jackson Jr.
Okay.
I actually, yeah, yeah, I'm looking at that right now.
If you don't want, if you want to put Palo at 3, honestly, I'm cool with that too because I love Palo.
But for sure, I would switch Palo and Jaron Jackson Jr.
then that's fine you guys if you do that you guys both have jaron jackson at five i've met seven
could you could argue for me to put him at six above draymond if you want that's cool we're all
on agreements on where jaren needs to be range wise yeah why is why is palo in your guys the top
five and scotty barnes is not listen you know why back twitter you know why this david's a
bucket it's about getting a bucket palo goes i gets a bucket every day he plays with bones who can't
shoot and is still out here dropping 30 in the playoffs palo's
out here. He is fighting for his life every
single day. He's in Orlando. It's humid
every day. It's like 90 degrees
in just swamp water, bro. It's
disgusting. He has to fight off alligators
every single day driving to the facility.
He has to deal with Jonathan Isaac being annoying
every 20 seconds. Oh my God.
He has life so bad. Franz Wagner
just got paid for
being a war shooter than he was the year
before. Palo
has so many things that he has to jump over.
Yes, Palo is better than
Scotty Barnes. I pray. I pray.
every day for Palo Bancaro.
I really want him like being a good situation.
I have never fucking seen
a more coddled player than Palo Bancaro.
Oh my goodness. I like him a lot. I have him at three.
I agree he's really good. I have never
seen somebody when compared to other stars of
his caliber. Have all of their weaknesses
fucking ignored. We pretend
that Palo has no problems.
I simply do not see it. He is
the least efficient volume shooter as position
in the fucking league. Who's his point guard? Who
are his spacers? What does he do?
Like, bro. Talk about it.
It's tough
I have met three
I am the highest here
So I'm certainly not low
On Paolo Bangaro
But if you compare him
To a Scotty Barnes
The gap is not large
I only have Palo higher
Because he proved it
In a playoff setting
And I think
Despite the inefficiency
You have to be inefficient
In a playoff setting
You had to get it out of the mud
To a certain degree
Against a tough
defensive matchup
Like the Cavs
And he did that
He rose to the occasion
What rose into the occasion
Means in a playoff setting
For him
Is his mid-range shot
Bell more
He just simply made more shots
The process didn't change
He still doesn't get to the room
Enough he's still
He's still inefficient there
he still needs to work on other things
he is not a tier above scotty barns to me
i think they were shooting 20% from three in a playoff game
he's fighting for his life
that doesn't mean everybody's standing in the pain
that doesn't mean you can't score at the rim like we act like this is like
he's playing with a 1980s team where we have four post players
just posted like this listen that's not reality listen i get on people
all the time for doing hypotheticals i'm gonna do it right now
if you give palo ban caro a manua quickly as his point guards
bro
things
first of all
they're beating
the caps right
that's one
they might get
to the conference fine
I don't know
right
we all rate
Jalen Suggs above
Emmanuel Quickly by the way
listen
Emmanuel Quigley
listen
he can shoot them
right
I'm just talking about fit
don't get Jalen Sugs
he shot 38%
I'm just talking about fit
he doesn't have the bag
Emmanuel Quick
again
he can't do this
he can't do that
that's not him
oh my God
that's what
that's what Palo needs
right you already have two defensive demons take one of them go get an offensive demon right we're
talking so much about pala vicaro i don't know why i'm supposed to him i just need that i have palo the
highest i don't know why i'm talking about him why is scotty barnes not better than jaron jackson
fucking junior no bro i just vibes i just don't want him on my team like i'd rather you hate canadian so
much scottie barnes is excellent i'd rather have i actually would rather have like jerry i don't know
man like the ceiling that we talk about for scotty barns i really i don't know i've never been
super high on the ceiling for scotty but i think that he is really really good but when we talk
about like top five it also comes to like fit and i think that jaron jackson junior and his
defensive ability and being being able to put him there and having somebody who can defend the rim
like that and and shoot i actually kind of would like that on a lot of other teams rather than
Scotty Barnes and if Scotty is your best player, which is what he like profiles out to be right
now, I don't know how good your team is going to be. So it might be a little bit different.
That's my mind. You compare him with a Donovan Mitchell and he'll be a perfectly fine second option.
He's a very versatile defender. He can shoot off ball. He can cut. He can set screens.
Scotty Barnes is the most versatile forward on this list, I think. I'm looking, I mean,
maybe Larry Marken is more versatile just because of shooting stronger. But like, Scotty Barnes is a jack of
all trades. And if you don't prefer that, you want a master of one, go for.
it but he can do so much he brings so much the little like the during work stuff that most
stars don't want to do i would not be worried at all about him playing next other stars we call them
stars i mean an all-star team i don't know i mean he's a low level he's low level he's low level
he's a star he's a star he's a star he's a star we're just handing that title he's not uh i don't
he's a low-level star he's just barely cusping it so i understand what you're saying but
franchise players whatever you want to
want to say whatever you want to label it the guys on a team everybody gets him one of the more
everybody's a franchise player that's oh my god term doesn't mean anything anymore
hi fuck this we're focusing on scot d barnes i think you're all chip him that's fine why the fuck
is pascal siakum number two what have you not seen from pascal siacum that wouldn't grant him
number two considering a consistent playoff run this on me a consistent playoff on me why does he
go to number two for you don't tell me why he's not no answer my question first i'll answer
years. No, I asked you a question first. I asked you a question first. No, you didn't. You didn't. You did it. You did it. He
asked you the question first. No, we transitioned to Pascal. No, you asked you a question. No, you did not.
I literally did. You were beating me. I'm going to say this again. I said it first. So now I just said
it first. So answer my question first. Okay. Big for a beautiful. We got to go over the
concept of first. We could do that. We could do that. But real, real story.
the consistency that
Pascal Seaccom has shown throughout
the last five years of his game
okay five years stretch actually no
five years is great because 2019 he won an NBA
championship I haven't
seen that from Zion just yet
obviously I think Zion is the
better player
but what Seahko's body of work
I deem him higher
and I give him that credit because
also he stays healthy on a consistent
basis Zion does not and I don't
know what I'm getting out of Zion when I
enter an NBA season. I have fears. I don't know if I'm going to see him when March
rolls around when December sometimes comes around. With Seacom, I don't have those types
of fears. When it comes to Paula Bencaro... If it's the injury thing, I get it. If it's an injury
thing I understand, that is fine. Zion's just so much better. But if you want to do the
injury game, that's fine with me. That's your criteria. Go for it. Yeah. Now, why is he better
than Palo? Now, when it comes to Paula Bencaro, again, him as the number one, his flaws are a little
bit concerning but if you want to go ahead and psych me up to making paolo number two that's
okay but i just see again seaccom's body of work i know what i'm getting at him on both ends i don't
there's literally nothing on the court that like hurts his ceiling compared to when i look at
paolo right now what is his ceiling now again seaccom yes or paula well pascal seacom seems like
it being a great number two palo's senior is being the number one option that's what he is
supposed to be. If he's number two, that kind of like, that kind of like de-values him a little
bit. He's supposed to be a number one. But for number one, if you have trouble, you know,
knowing when you're supposed to pick your spots, again, I don't think it's specifically
him. I think more so it's like team construction too as well. But that's why like I have,
it's a little bit of politics too because I can't have bank carrot number two and then,
because that just sounds a little bit crazy. Can't say that yet. I promise you, Siakam sounds
crazier. I promise you.
It does not. If you're worried about reception,
Palo Ben-Carrant too is a much better,
more understandable argument. Definitely.
And listen. Definitely is not. Pat was a much better
passer than Seacom.
Defensively, sure.
Seacom is... It's hard to gauge Seacom's
defense these days. He's not quite what he was a few years
ago when he was like extremely good.
If you want to say a little better than Palo these days,
go for it. I feel he's still
developing. But
okay. Seacom is not out here being a stopper
like he once was. No, it's not a stopper,
but definitely better than that. Score. He's more
efficient because he's a second option. He wasn't that efficient either when he was
a one option. I do you think Siakum's a better score than Palo Bancaro? I think
Palo Bencaro has that ability to get you 30 a night. No, not necessarily. Who's a better
score? Just straight out, name, just say one word, one name. Who's a better score?
I'm not answering your question like that. What the fuck? No, I'm not doing that. Because
if you say Van Carroll, there's no argument. That's a nail in the conference. No, I'm not. No, I'm
not. You're looking at it in a fucking vacuum and I'm not doing that. That's
a wrong way to look at when you're having this specific type of argument and you're just
two box into your zone. That's literally it. Now, if you're thinking about, I think this is the
exact argument you should look at it in a vacuum. No, it's not. That's the wrong way to look at it.
That's a wrong way to look at it. When I'm thinking about Siakom, I think about a complete body
of work. Palo Giuse simply doesn't have that just yet. I trust him more and I know what he is.
I don't know. I mean, I'm not trying to rank who was at the better career. I'm not really
a concern of what he did four years ago. It's like, who was better last year, who will be better
next year like combine like whatever you interpret that who's better right now
but okay that's fine i whatever let's shift our attention let's shift our attention to the
other motherfucker here why is randall number three
because too much on mo over to you why the fuck is julius randall number three
because he's like that it's just it's just it's just plain it's no julius randall
obviously like the the injury has a sketches deal you know that he's a what by
sketchers i'm not talking about
about aura right now. I'm just talking about production. And if you, okay, if you, Mo's like,
can never be me. I said, if you, if you want to talk about like the playoff injuries, okay, yeah,
I'm, I'm there, I'm there with you because it has been very, uh, disappointing over the last
couple years where Randall hasn't necessarily been himself because he's, he's been injured.
He hasn't, he wasn't there last year in the playoffs and the Knicks really, really could
have needed him. It, it, it really does suck. I, I do understand if you say that. However,
like we said earlier, he plays basically 70 games a season.
Like he is going to be out there and he's going to be a part of your team.
And he is dependable on that front.
Two, he had a bad year coming off of his first like really, really breakout season with the Knicks.
He's, he's come back.
And I think that Randall is a really, really good score.
I think his playmaking from when we first saw him in New York to where it is now,
I think it has elevated a lot because that first.
team was awful and he still has moments of very black hole tunnel vision right bull in the china
shop i'm just going to put my head down trying to get to the rim but it has improved um the defense
is is cool i i just think that like randall is a little bit underrated um from a lot of people
and for somebody that is you know 25 and 10 like we remember the nicks and everything that they
were doing post randall injury and a lot of it was like yo shout out to jalen brunson because
We never thought that you can be out here.
But they were 15 and 2 with Randall, with Brunson, with OG.
And that's because they were all clicking.
And so when you have two guys of that caliber clicking and you have somebody who's 24 and 10, 25, and 10 every single night, like that's, that means something.
Mo, do you want to argue or do you want to just point and laugh?
Can we give him a shame?
Stop it.
He had Siakamette, too.
He had Xiakamette, too.
Shame, you can't say that.
Shame, shame, shame, you can't say that.
You can't say that.
You can't say that.
I think you both deserve shame
Maybe I deserve shame
For putting Jared Jackson too low
So it would be it
But
Who is the craziest ranking here
Besides Jarous Walker
What's the craziest ranking here?
Now I will say though
I will say
I love my Knicks
Because of the situation
In which Julius Randall came to the Knicks
My love for him is always conditional
So if he comes out here
And starts very poorly
You back down to 14 buddy
Like I'm gonna need you to keep it up
I'm gonna need you to keep it up
but you know it's good vibes right now in the summer so you're very high up now again if you guys
remember in this conversation that we've had goal post moving all right next oh yeah don't let
yacom score like 1920 points a game i'm go 1920 for the second best power for it in the league
that the bar is awful moving in van caro's gonna be number two zion might be number two all right
goal post moving so you all you already know you already know you already
already know that I'm like person number one when it comes to injuries Zion will put
Siakum in a body bag every single every single game like there's just at at that point there's
just no reason to have Zion at like he he has to be two he has to be too he has to be
you either rank Zion two or you rank him 25 yeah no I don't think it's I don't think that
obviously you're joking but not that dramatic obviously I'm joking that dramatically but like
to go from two to three like if you think someone
could be three but they can't be two like
why the talent gap is big
enough between Siakum and Zion
that if you're going to give them the nod over Palo
I think it also has to be both Seacum
yeah I can't give him I can't do that
I can't do that at all I can't do that at all
because it's obviously like yo
I mean Zion Zon at the end of the day
sorry Paulo
this is the craziest list we've had
this is wild
this is fun
listen
I don't think you've ever been so
We've never had such a variety of opinions on a list before, especially down at the top.
The top 10 was insane.
When the position is as, I don't know, there's not really a definition for like what the four is.
There's so many different kinds of power forwards.
And also the talent gap in terms of like what the top three, top five is down to down to the rest.
It's a very clear spirit.
So everybody's going to have their guy.
Everything's going to be different.
This is very funny, though.
So that was great.
Shout out.
If anyone was to elevate on this list, predicting wise, next year, who would, who could be, like,
Paolo at the end of the end of the next year could be the second best power forward in the league.
I think next year the top four would look exactly how I have it now.
Palo and Barnes think are going to prove you guys to be in the top three and four.
Should, I guess I'm the ones projecting, which is fucking ironic as hell because I hate projecting.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I think next year, it'll look real similar to this.
Yeah.
I think my
top three next year
will probably be
Janus Palo Zion
Janus Palo Zion
okay
I guess it's defensive Zion's healthy
because if Zion's healthy
he's still gonna be better than Palo I think
but who knows
that team is so disgusting
so yeah
who cares you know that's also true
yeah it's a bad situation
damn man what a wild ranking
all right well
we don't have him to kill here this week
as you guys can see
with me pressing the buttons
so there's no producer corner
sorry to tell you guys
I'll be back next week
I'm gonna tell you guys now
so you guys don't freak out
when he's missing like he died he'll be back so with that being said oh what time is it
they know what time is he almost said donovan donovan knows what time it is
the other one it is let's TikTok time let's go welcome to TikTok time once again today we are
starting with a draft and today we're going to do a build the player draft with only left
handed players.
Let's go.
Let's do it.
I'm ready.
So yeah,
you guys know how this works.
We draft a player
by picking somebody's body,
shooting, defense,
finishing, and passing
to create the perfect player.
So we'll see who knows
their lefties better.
Mo, did you use chat GPT today?
No,
I'm not on PEDs right now.
Thank God.
We need to have a clean race.
Clean race.
The draft order
is me,
Mo Donovan.
Okay.
So,
I don't even thought
where do I want to start
What's the
So
Biggest upper hand
Oh I get
Okay
I get the double
Yeah this is tough
I don't know where to start
I didn't think about this beforehand
Uh okay
Hmm
Okay
Let's draft
The best left-handed player possible
To start off
Give me
David Robinson's defense
Hmm
Very
Very bad
Yeah I know you wanted his body
I said it
I said it
I never wanted
You're wild.
I know you wanted that super soldier gazelle.
You're wild.
You're not lying, but you are wild.
Okay.
So, for shooting, give me James Hardin.
I was wondering who would go with James Harder for what skill.
It's kind of hard to take James for passing.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
It's one of the best three-point shooters in NBA history, too, so people forget that.
Max.
Turns a shot difficulty.
Yeah, involving.
All right.
Well, if that's the case
But now when the playoffs come around
Let me do this
Give me
Give me Bill Russell defense
Ah
Oh, I forgot what Russell
Okay
And then
And then
See, this is tough
This is tough
Bill Russell defense
And give me
Give me
Manu Genobi passing
Damn
I don't think he's necessarily
The best passer you could have picked
I think he's he's flamboyant
I flamboyant okay
I just want to play right now
Okay
That's fair
You're aura that's fine
Where are you going next one
Who's your flamboyant pick
Okay and I have a flamboy pick
But I do have an interesting pick
Okay
So I can go a lot of ways here
I can go so many ways
but I think
I'm going to go ahead
and do
Dang I did mess up
That post-pick clarity
I should not have done that
Or we're going to Mo
Okay
You're picking for passing
Passing I'm not doing passing just yet
I ain't doing passing just yet
Okay so actually
You know what
I will do passing
I'm going to feed into it.
Give me Mike Coney for passing.
Oh, okay.
That's a nice vanilla pick.
Yeah, very solid.
Slightly above average passer.
Exactly.
Very solid.
Give me for body.
Give me big Mark Eaton.
Seven foot four.
Give me all of them.
Oh, okay.
So we're doing big C here.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Makes sense.
And then for shooting, give me Chris Mullen.
See, that sucks.
Another great option.
Another great option.
Okay.
I am surprised he fell to me.
That's like.
I thought, I thought that he was going to fall to me on the way back.
Nope.
Okay.
Okay.
I would never allow that.
Okay.
It's tough.
So.
For finishing, actually.
For body.
Oh, damn.
You're saying like one syllable every two seconds.
Yeah.
Speak up.
Yeah, because I'm having
I'm having constant
battles and arguments in my mind
between who I can pick,
but I don't think I can genuinely go wrong
because my guy's a demon.
So, I know you're picking.
God damn.
Yeah.
So for finishing,
go ahead and give me Chris Bosch,
very versatile.
Oh, that's not what I thought you're picking.
And for body,
give me DeAndre Jordan
and his athleticism, bro.
Oh.
okay yeah no you suck no you suck yeah yeah um okay let's figure out where we're gonna go here
you know what for this this is this is really tough because i again i messed up and i should
have taken manu somewhere else but hey such is life give me give me be
Ben Simmons body.
Fuck.
I needed that.
I needed his passing.
Yeah.
You weren't going to get that.
I did.
I'd stop you from that.
Yeah.
Give me Ben cooked.
Give me Ben Simmons passing.
And then I'm trying to figure out who I want to do for shooting.
And I'm going to do right there.
He is.
He is right there.
This sucks.
It sucks.
You know what?
Underrated pick.
We talk a lot about people that other people don't really know.
Y'all don't remember Michael Red.
Give me Michael Red for shooting.
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah.
I don't think you remember Michael Red, but I'll allow it.
Oh, no.
Wow.
Okay.
I fear the deer.
Trust me.
Okay.
So for defense, go ahead and give me someone who was way ahead of his time, Tashon Prince.
Hmm
Wait, how does Mo have his team finish now?
Oh, did you not double up?
Mo, you doubled up on Jordan and Bosch.
You weren't supposed to.
I didn't pick Jordan.
I didn't pick Jordan.
Oh, DeAndre Jordan.
Yeah, you doubled up.
You did.
We got to rewind, y'all.
Rewind.
You don't get that.
You don't get that.
You didn't.
You weren't supposed to double up.
You're in the middle.
You doubled up.
Y'all let me double up.
It's not my fault.
Y'all are sleeping.
Y'all did not take advantage.
well we can't make the tic-tok if you fucking double up it doesn't make sense so we have to go back
you guys are screwing me cooking me this is all perfect you screwed yourself what the what do you mean
all right so let's rewind mo picked bosh so now donna you're devil picks jordan's on the board
for body give me diadre jordan oh look at you i'm throwing rocks at your house
Oh my God
I'm pissing on your lawn
Oh my God
I'm throwing eggs at your house
I'm tee peeing your house
Don't come outside
Please don't I'm waiting for you
And then for
And then for shooting
Actually now for finishing
Give me Ben Simmons
Fuck you thought you were running off on one
But you're not
Damn it
So close
All right mode
It's your turn now
Go ahead
Take whoever you want
I wanted a demon
I wanted someone who was
Unguarded but you know what
Someone
Wait did you double up last time too
Because you still have four people
Shut the fuck up
Damn it you ruined the whole job
That doesn't make sense anymore
Okay Prince was your second pick last time right
I think it was Prince
Alright we have to go back
Yeah Prince was my last
Oh, my God.
Yeah, okay.
So the Prince big didn't happen.
So now I pick Prince again.
So you're taking Prince.
No, you are.
It's your pick, but you have two.
You never pick Prince,
so you can pick Prince again right now.
Okay, yeah.
So you didn't have to believe it.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, Prince.
Okay.
I'll just edit that in that way.
What a scuff draft, y'all.
This is hilarious.
If you're watching the final product,
it'll look a lot smoother than this.
But okay, so you got talking Prince,
this man was doubling up every time.
And nobody noticed.
I thought I was going to run off at one.
Damn.
I was like, how do you have so many players?
Okay.
Okay, to my turn,
finishing and passing are available.
Listen, I'm making a big man.
Give me one of the better passing big men in the league.
Give me to Monta Sabonis.
Hmm.
Okay.
For passing.
Okay.
You know what?
D.H.
Let's throw a wrench in all this.
For finishing, give me De Aaron Fox.
Whoa.
I am getting to the rim like a point guard.
I'm a demigand.
Okay.
But the Air Fox's past season was not finishing like that.
that brother, his superpowers is finished.
That is cool.
That is cool.
Gotcha.
Listen, I'm getting to the rim like a point guard in Mark Eaton's body.
I would not complain.
Okay.
Back to me.
Give me someone again.
Ahead of his time.
Shout out to the old forwards.
Lamar Odom.
For body?
Yeah, for body.
Okay.
This man is long.
Yes, sir.
You know how I'm doing?
Where are going, Donovan?
For shooting, I want somebody who, listen, they are, they've turned themselves into a very, very good shooter, right?
Very underrated, left-handed player.
Give me LeBron James as my shooter.
Sorry, brother.
He is, he's left-handed.
But he's not in the NBA.
You don't get, you don't get LeBron James.
He signs all his checks with his left hand.
Can I do that?
We're not in a check-sounding competition.
This is about left-handed NBA players, and he checks out as a right-handed one.
We're going to write Michael Reddown.
You already picked them?
Michael Beasley, go ahead.
Michael Red, Michael Beasley.
Choose one of the Michaels, and you're good.
I think it should count.
I'm sure you do think that.
You've been outvoided by the committee.
So my player is Mark Eden.
See, no, we got to throw a flag
Because I remember, right
We've allowed, we've allowed
Worse
No, wow
We've allowed worse
That's literally lying
So my body is Mark Eaton
My shooting is Chris Mullen
My defense is David Robinson
My finishing at the rim is the Aaron Fox
And my passing is a bonus
Big passer
Solid player
Yeah, DHO Merchant
Okay, so my body is Lamar Odom
Shooting James Harden
pulling eight nine three of them holes a game what a step back to what you're going to do about it
absolutely nothing do it yeah nice and then i got prime tachshan prince i was about to say troyon but
tachon prince too prime tachon prince who special and then i got the finishing of six 11 technically
seven foot chris bosh and they got mike conley doesn't solid you have a very nice b plus player
in a lot of areas
My player is special
I have
The James Harder shooting
really brings them together
with that height
All right
Here's what I have
For body I have
DeAndre Jordan
Shooting I have Michael Red
Defense I have Bill Russell
Finishing
Ben Simmons
Passing
Mono Genoble
I have the perfect
Stretch 5
Until you see Mark
Eton's big ass
Shooting 3 is like Chris Mullen
Oh there is a more
perfect stretch 5
Yeah
Yeah, exactly.
DeAndre Jordan's pretty big himself, too, though, so not a huge difference.
And he's jumping over, Mark Eaton, as well, so.
Jumping over, okay.
Now with David Robinson fucking swat and shots.
We're clothes lining, DeAndre Jordan.
Prime Ben Simmons?
He could dunk on some people.
He couldn't dunk on Troy Young, though.
Tragic.
Oof.
My bad.
All right.
The next thing we're going to do, I think you're going to show us something.
Mo, and what is it?
Ah, yes.
So over the last few really months, year, we've been over here guessing NBA players, whether we buy their eyes, by their baby pictures, or by their celebrity, looks likes.
This time around, we have another bag.
We have another layer added into our bag.
And I want y'all to go ahead and guess the NBA player by their nose.
We did so many variations.
We did eyes, mouth.
Knows is simply the next loss of step.
We did voice before.
Yeah, voice as well.
Voice is hard.
Okay.
All right.
So I want to see if you guys can get the NBA player by their nose.
First up, who is this player?
I see that mustache, and I immediately think of one man, one prophet, one theorizer.
I see a chief.
You see a chief.
Hella.
Exactly.
I see Kyrie Irving.
Okay, correct, damn it.
That big brain was jumping through the screen.
It says nose, that distinguishable, or is it his mustache combination?
Both.
Yeah, I see the cheekbones coming up.
I recognize that smile.
Okay, okay.
That was easy.
That was easy.
Next step.
Guess this player.
That looks at G Herbo.
He does.
Oh my God.
However.
I look exactly like G.
Herbo.
See, this is the little.
tough because I feel like you can go a couple different ways with it, but he is, he is light skin.
Something about that mustache just seems, just seems a little bit off, right?
The skin is throwing off.
His skin is so clear.
He looks so smooth.
I don't know.
Now, if you're thinking about men in the NBA and who cares about their skin like that,
I feel like a lot of the younger generation, they really put a lot of time and care into their
skin routines.
I think I have a guess.
I think I have a guess.
go for it
is this
the ex
splash brother
Jordan Poole
you are not correct
now I'm just
going to go with the low hanging fruit
light skin we got to guess
every time is this Jason Tatum
this is Jason Tatum
oh my god that never works
it finally hits
yeah
it finally worked
that never happened
if you always say his name
and it's not him
you finally got one
congratulations
his mustache is separated
Yeah
Steve Kerr got him in the blender
bro
The man is looking lush
I mean he's using face mask
He has the gel mask on it
Now he's looking smooth
Tragal mask
Just a little cut
Just say you're attracted to him Isaac
LMA is getting him right
Next player
Who is this guy
This man is old
He is cheesing
That is a wide smile
He got a lot to be happy about me
Like this
Yeah
He said he's old
I'm the old players
we have in the NBA right now
Just a couple
Let's run through the gramps
It's not
Hasams retired
It's one less gramp
It's not him
It's not Kyle Lerick Tucker
It's not Chris Paul
Listen
I feel like we only have
One option to
To go with this
Feeling a little
Ew
Crowning himself
This is LeBron James
Damn it
It is LeBron James
All right
You guys are a row right now
This next one's actually going to be really hard.
These next few are going to be hard.
All right.
If you don't know so much, who is this guy?
Oh, is that?
That's Tyler Hero.
That's your guess?
You're wrong.
Next guess.
What?
You ain't getting this.
This looks like Moes from the office.
It's a Moes shrew.
No.
I'm stuck.
You guys are not getting this.
This is Austin Reeves?
Nope.
It's not Austin Reeves.
This is European.
This is European player, right?
Does JJ Reddick?
No, it's not JJ Reddick.
No, bro.
That is a balkan nose.
That's a European player, isn't it?
Balkan nose specifically.
I don't know.
You tell me.
Who are the whites?
This nose is useful.
Who are the ethnic whites?
You sure?
You sure?
This is a spicy white?
Who does Gilbert Arenas hate?
Who does Gilbert Arenas hate?
I don't know.
I'm stump.
I'm stumped. Who is it?
He said, Donovan said, is this a spicy white?
He's not even spicy white.
This is Lonzo Ball.
Oh.
Lonzo Ball.
This is Lonzo Ball.
Who would have knew?
I was so wrong.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, he's light.
He's bright.
His European genetics were hitting hard when he was, when his mother is so bright.
I've never seen him looking bright in this picture.
Yeah.
This is crazy.
My bad, Lonzo.
you said spicy white that's not that bad
no that is bad
he's not that
or at least I thought
yeah wow okay
and y'all are in the blender right now
all right who is this
player
oh I have a absolutely idea
he'd be smelling a lot
you smelling a lot
smelling or smiling he don't smell bad
I wouldn't know that
those accusations are not on me
I don't know this is Trey Murphy
No, but you're not extremely far off at all.
Not extremely far.
I like this is tough.
This is tough.
It's not Herb Jones.
Nope.
It's not Brandon Ingram.
Nope.
Not her.
It's not her.
It's not C.J.
Okay.
Let's take it with the smelling a lot part because I'll be bulls.
That means nothing.
Who's a big sniffer?
Interesting.
Okay, I promise he's not a sniffer.
Please don't take that.
This is tough.
I have no idea who this is.
Really?
You have no idea.
Nothing is coming to mind.
Okay.
I'm cooked.
I throw on the white flag.
Look at the other black men on your screen.
Is this Mikhail Bridges?
Donovan, you just blew up the spot because this is McKell Bridges.
How did you not know?
This is tough.
This is this man you look in the mirror way too much and I know this was Michael
This is this is much harder than why I thought it was going to be
Yeah, that was tough. I don't know what keels knows looked like that yeah now I thought I would have to
Noses this year. Oh my God you and him have the same exact nose Donovan I got a really
without a doubt
Who is this player? I thought that was LeBron again. I don't even know
No wrong old black man. Sorry
This Kyle Lowry
no not Carl Lowry
Damar
no not
Damar
oh we're just
rattling off old dudes
yeah
old black guys
not Damar not Kyle Lowry
or the older black guys
I will say
he was teammates with one of those guys
he was teammates with one of those guys
was teammates
of one of those guys
hmm
no actually I lied he played on
actually they weren't teammates
a transaction was
great swat for them
yeah
The transaction
So
Okay, so
Damar has been traded
He was traded to San Antonio
That was for Kauai
Is this a current player?
Is this Kauai?
He's actually not in the NBA anymore
Freshly.
Oh
Is this Lamarges Aldrich?
I don't know
No, no
He's freshly out of the NBA
Joe Johnson
No, no
He's like freshly out of the NBA
Like real fresh
Real fresh
Yeah, he just got the boot
Pat Ben
He just got the boot
this is Patrick
Beverly oh my god
yes
oh they just deported his ass
yeah send his ass
to Israel
god damn
oh my god
yeah
rest in piss bozo
shout to the pat beth pot though
I didn't see that whatsoever
yeah
that was incredibly hard
yeah I got you
wow man
I'm gonna cook
I'm not a real man
know we're like mo is
we gotta switch switch seats again
he did this for
listen listen listen listen
Who is this player?
Is this Janus?
Stop the count.
This is Janus.
Wow.
What can you wait so fast?
I know him.
I know him.
Yeah.
I know Janus.
Okay.
I've seen my glorious Greek man.
Okay.
Okay.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got one.
Who in the blender?
You're in the blender.
All right.
You got one more player.
Who is this guy?
Skinny face.
Who is this man?
Is this Kyle Lowry?
No.
Do you Kyle Lebr had skinny face?
No.
Is this a hard one?
Is this a twist at the end?
Is this Demandoros?
No, it's not a duro twist.
Damn, you wanted to be tomorrow so bad.
Yeah, I really think of it.
Pinson.
Theo.
Nah, no.
No, shout out to his podcast, but no.
Theo Dark.
Thadde is young.
Nope.
Who got the my bags like that?
Thanassus.
Nope, not the Nasces.
Dane.
These guys.
Fuck knows that day.
Not Dame, not Dame, not Dame.
Dame's lighter than this.
Alfa Rukamino.
No.
This guy's is.
actual good player
actual good player
yeah like all star
yes
oh it's an all star
who looks like not the marcus cousins
now this player did sustain an injury
that makes him look undistinguishable
sometimes when it comes to close-ups
what's injury happened last year
a facial injury
yeah
who got Joel and Bede
no
not Joel Embed
Who got that level of elite, though, for sure.
Is this Shea Goulders Alexander?
This is Shea gorgeous Alexander.
Look at the nose.
It's so perfect, so slim.
Oh, because you cut off the sides of the face and made it look skinny,
but you just didn't show all the way to the edge.
Again, I'm a manipulator.
That's a shade gorgeous Alexander.
Yes.
Look at this facial.
Look at this side, bro.
He's called me a mutt?
No.
I said much.
Much.
What is that?
What is you?
say? I thought he had mutt like a dog. I'm like, what? Like a dog? You thought he called you
a filthy animal? But yeah. That's crazy. The first thing you point out is that his face was
harmed because you're paying that much attention to it last year. You are ridiculous. He did
I think he got elbowed in the face or whatever and like he almost jeopardized. I forgot who did
it too. Whoever did it? You were praying for Zora. You were praying for a lot. Praying for a lot.
But that's the clip.
All right, man
Next thing we're going to do
We're gonna talk
We're gonna do something we did
Actually no we're gonna do something else first
Okay
We're gonna talk about
You know there's a lot of talk about
Is LeBron
Our players are scared of him
Does he intimidate his opponents
All this shit
That people will say like
He wasn't striking fear
And his opponents like Kobe was
And all this stuff
We're gonna talk about that
So I'm gonna name two NBA players
You're gonna tell me
Which one was scarier to root against
When your team played them
I want to put myself
as in a position of a fan
not even a fan
as a player
who would I
would not want to guard
Yeah who would
strike fear in your heart
if you were playing against them
or rooting against him
either one
Okay
First name
Paul George or Damien Lillard
Dame
In a heartbeat too
In a heartbeat
Do you know how the game
winner that Damilard has
Bro if Dame gets going
Damn can get you 70
Like you have to guard him
So high up
And Paul George's like
listen sometimes he might be himself but with dame the the work starts 94 feet we're gonna have
to pick him up we're gonna we're gonna have to make sure to get the ball out his hands he does he does
so much i'm after 2019 paul george himself might be scared to playing david it's like we've seen
his head to head yeah exactly now paul george does have plenty of highlights some posters
and also some crossovers but they don't match up to the caliber that dame has done over the
period over the time of his career okay okay real easy one to start off lebron james or coby
bryant oh it's coby it's coby it's coby i wouldn't want to play lebron because it's because like
but you know that like lebron's going to come out here 27 seven and seven it really doesn't matter
he's going to do what lebron does and it's just going to be like i can't really do anything
Kobe going to hiss at you
Just
And he was like
What is happening right now?
I'm going to roll out of the court
We playing basketball and he hissing at me what
No
I just don't know what's going to happen
It's the unknown
If I was playing, listen
That's easy to say
I'm sure all those motherfuckers
I had to play LeBron the East for all those years
Felt hopeless as shit
You said he's gonna get his 27, 7 and 7
Like it's nothing
I'm gonna be scared of shit
Because I can't stop that
And nothing I can do is gonna fucking matter
because brown lebron is just going to do whatever he wants that's terrifying but you know
he just he's also bigger and stronger right so you're like hey if you're that big you're that
fast go ahead do what you do Kobe tech tactician right you're like i don't i feel like i should
be able to stay in front and i can't both lebron know i think being bigger stronger is pretty scary
you might not read the scene the next day if you have to guard lebron james you're not going to walk
the same if you have to guard lebron james while also being a tactician
LeBron is that too, but he's
What did I say that was crazy?
Did you say you're not going to walk the same
after Guarded LeBron James?
Yeah, because he's going straight through your chest.
You're getting destroyed.
You're not going to sleep the same
after you play Kobe Bryant.
It's going to be different.
He's giving you nightmares.
The day before, the day after,
it's Kobe.
I will not pretend LeBranto didn't happen.
We gave this guy the key to an international city
because he was this horrifying to an organization.
It's not my fault.
law we can't make shots it's not on me it's not my fault mark jones is an amazing commentator
we catch you're catching phrases that's that's not that's not my fault i'm sorry you're giving
credit to mark jones now you're such a level of hair you've never seen before shout out
mark jones i love mark jones shout out mark jones next one step kurry or nikola yokic step
damn this is so hard as a lakers fan this
Fucking Serbian motherfucker has been terrorizing me for two years.
I can tell you firsthand it is horrifying to ruin against this man
that you know it was going to make the right play
every single time down the court.
It's awful.
But also I remember 2016.
The type of irritation...
Go ahead.
If you watched unanimous MVP Steph Curry
walked through your team's doors
on a random February
during his MVP run,
there was nothing more horrifying.
If his teammate was...
If this was like Dremont...
and step in attain him and i got to like experience those screens as well then i'm 110
10% leaning the staff staffs away oh andrew bogot screen oof andrew bogot screens are you kidding me
bro i like my kneecaps actually i intend to walk when i'm 50 60 years old that being said i'm
leaning with nikolioch i'm if he's scarier for sure because there's no solving scheming game
planning around that at all if you loaded up NBA 2k 16
you would know that step curry is one of the scariest players that you have ever played against
it's it's step okay but at the same time too step put a man in the hospital
what are we talking about here you nearly killed a man on the court
yeah listen true if you want to talk about is you want talking about putting men in the hospital
Markief morris was never the same yeah I'm talking about just just from back just from
basketball not from extracurriculars just because he could if you want
extracurricular, though, too.
Yokch's got two big-ass brothers in the stands waiting for you to try some any second.
He got shooters around the building.
I dare you.
How many of Yokch?
I mean, listen, if this was like an episode of power or something, yeah, I'm scared of Yokic.
But like, if we're just talking basketball, I don't want to play Curry.
I don't want to play either of these guys.
What's the worst thing that could happen if you play Curry, bro?
And you like, yeah.
You die.
What do you mean?
You lose three finals?
Your legacy gets tarnished, bro.
I guess Jalen Brunson or Draymond Green
I mean Draymond might kill you
Like you might just upset him to where you might end up unconscious
He's knocking the sonic coins out of you
Yeah
Yeah exactly
With Jalen Brunson like
It's more annoying. He just gives you a bunch of nice buckets
Annoying for sure he's going to hit you one of these
And I'm going to be like all right bro you're doing too much
But that's normal
with Jemond Green, you're not walking out the arena the same way that you walked in the arena.
You're going to be in a wheelchair.
Your face might have some inflammation.
Your ribs might be cracked.
I'm leaning Jayne LaMonton.
Or Draymond Green for sure.
Yeah.
Jermon is so much scarier.
You might be infertile after the game.
True.
Jesus Christ.
The imagery you created in my head is so brutal on multiple occasions.
Damn.
Stephen Adams.
I'm so sorry.
All that house
White pick a fence
Dream is gone
It's over
He ruins the American dream
Hey Juan
The American dream
Next up
Joel Embed
Or Jimmy Butler
Time about
Did you put a nose ring on Joel
No that's an eye
That just happened in the back saying the
Oh okay
It's so funny
I was like when he's going to show up with that
If Jimmy looks like this
I don't want to play him
why i'm because i'm just scared of this picture demons exactly i feel like he's just gonna like
i am he's gonna like reach out just stare at me just now the underworld going to come out
and grab your fucking ankle bro from the court it's gonna be scary if you're paying this
version of jimmy bowler yeah i don't know i don't like that i think i'd rather i think playing
jimmy baller scarier because you're helping his underdog story
If I am rooting for a sub-500 team in November of a regular season, NBA year,
Joel and Bede's giving me 50 every time.
That's horrifying.
If the game matters, I want Jimmy Bully on the other side of the planet.
100%.
See, it's his haircut, too.
Listen, I can't do.
I can't do it.
And B's low-key dirty, too, so you might, again, end up very injury if you play against them.
Everybody stomped on Graham-Holiam's head.
That was crazy.
Everybody squished gremble in his face against the fucking floor.
Yeah, I'm leaning towards dwelling beat, actually.
I changed my mind.
I know.
I need my face intact.
Kyrie Irving or Jason Tatum?
Kyrie.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not scared of Jason Tatum.
I'm not scared.
Again, Jason Tatum is one of those players.
Listen, just stay in front.
He will guard himself, right?
I don't he has he has three moves that he wants to get to and I'm perfectly okay with that
Kyrie not only might beat me even if he misses the shot he might embarrass me before the shot
even goes up I can't I can't about that that's too much I think if it's June 2016 I'd be
really horrified to play Kyrie Irving if it's any time after that in the last eight years
I'm willing to bet I'll be all right in a playoff setting but I'd also be willing to bet that
you're going to be in one of his top 15 plays of all time you know brother have you
ever guarded a dribble moves in a row?
Hmm.
A dribble combos? I can't say I have.
Can't say have.
It's tough. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
Your peers down to toilet.
Oh, Dam's on you twice. That wasn't supposed to happen.
Oh, Brackett.
Oh, I miss you.
Uh-oh.
Imagination.
Luca Donchich or Damian Lillard.
This white man is dangerous.
He is to be feared.
And he's going to talk shit too.
Yeah.
And he's big as hell.
And he can also on top of that, too.
He can not only, like, hurt you from the inside.
But deep shooter two, uh, he's certainly more scary.
Both of these men have taken turns terrorizing Paul George.
Who do you think did him worse?
Uh, definitely dame for sure.
Yeah.
Because, uh, Paul George didn't own up to it.
It's a bad shot.
And it was for the series.
Yeah, so.
If I'm Paul George, I'm definitely going to say dame scarier.
But I'm not Paul George.
That's why I'm leaning liquid ditch.
I'm going, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to Luca.
The way that Luca can turn it on instantly, when Luca's on fire, every shot that he puts up, I feel like it's going in.
And even when he's super cold, I still feel like he can rattle off 20 in a row, easy.
So I'm terrified of playing Luca.
Yeah, same.
Not a fun experience at all.
We had people thinking that the Mavericks could hang around with the Celtics just because of Luca.
True.
Is that nasty?
Next thing we're going to do.
I'm going to show you guys two NBA teams,
and I want you guys to make the best combined starting five possible
out of both of those teams.
And the twist this time is it's going to be old versus new
with the same organization.
I like these Swiss.
Let's do it.
Good to it.
Yeah, we've done this before.
It's a real fun.
So it's very simple.
Let's make the best combined starting five as possible.
You got the 2016 calves and the 2024 calves.
All right, so point guard, Kyrie.
Are we sure?
Keep on.
100% sure
100%
Donald Mitchell
the two guard
easy
yes
okay
and obviously
the bronze of three
yes
power forward
and center is hard
you have
obviously got
Jared Allen
Evan Mobley
Kevin Love
Tristan Thompson
because you got three
ball handlings
you need to have
the right fit here
I think I might lean
towards Kevin Love
yeah for spacing
yeah for spacing
reasons
he doesn't clash
with anybody else
I'm taking
you want to Evan Mobley at the five
or Jared
Allen. I'm taking Jared Allen. Yeah. Jared Allen's the more finished product for sure. Better
passer as well. I think he'll be really good at the five in the playoffs last year. I feel
like if you put him, especially with LeBron and everybody there. Five games in enough. Five games in
enough. Jared Allen was an all-star. Give me the all-star. If I'm if LeBron's looking at this,
he would also pick Jared Allen as well. What's funny is that you called Jared Allen's
all-star fake like two weeks ago. I said it was make a wish, but it was still a wish that came true
because it was in Cleveland.
The ball was there too
and he would do the same exact thing.
Okay, okay.
We feel good about a Kyrie,
D. Mitch, defensive backcourt with LeBron?
I mean, not really, but we'll rock.
We'll get Bucket.
They have three defensive biobiles and Kevin
Love, Kyrie, and DeMitch.
That's kind of nasty.
Once again, we'll get buckets.
But what other options do they have?
You want to start Isaac O'Iks? Yikes.
Yuck.
Nope.
I think the offensive
firepower trumps all.
Yeah.
Okay.
He said, I mean, not really for this frog.
I don't love it.
Yeah.
The 2008 Celtics are the 2024 Celtics, and the 2024 Celtics.
This is, oh my God.
This is nasty.
So obviously, we're going to go Kevin Garnett.
Are we going him at center or power forward?
We can put people anywhere.
I think I put him at power forward.
Put him at power forward.
Okay, Tatum starts.
Paul Pierce starts.
We have two wings.
Do you want to go three and four with them and put KG at the five?
No, I want KP starting.
I need KP starting alongside KG.
You want KP there too?
Yes, the spacing is ridiculous.
Who's going to point guard first?
Let's decide that.
Who's going to point guard?
Drew Holiday, I guess.
Cool dude.
Drew or Derek?
We don't want Rondo.
Rondo's lack of shooting messes up everything.
But if you were to have a non-shooter in any scenario with KP at the 5, this is where it would be okay.
but you know what no
Ray Allen's strong at the two
Ray Allen was a part of these days too
damn
oh Jaylon Brown we got to start Jalen Brown
do we
no do we need I'm on my
Grant Hill for fit purposes
I'm on a bench give me Ray Allen
don't think Jalen Brown fits
here's Jalen Brown Paul Pierce Tatum
that's crazy athleticism on the way
Here's my proposed
lineup
Rondo at the one
Ray Allen at the two
Tatum at the 3
KG at the 4
KP at the 5
Wow
I think I would go
Rondo
Jalen Brown
Pierce Tatum KG
Wow
We're all so split right now
Is it Rondo?
Yeah Rondo
Okay
As long as we can agree on that
Yeah because these guys have needed a point guard
for seven years
And Rondo and KG
And then you have three athletic wings in the middle
That has to be the answer
I need to start KP though
Like that's my thing
I really want to start KP
I really want to start KP
I just don't have to
Yeah you do for me at least
I don't do
KP KG
Pierce Tatum
And then give me Rondo
I feel like
I feel like they need legitimate
Like
Because if you're gonna have KG start at the 5
And you're gonna have Rondo at the 1
You need like bona fide shooting in that lineup
That's why I think Ray needs to be there
So we can
Jalen Brown is a shooter
He's not Ray
Jalen Brown
He's not
The defense is absurd
He's not Ray Allen
Like
I think like
You can
You put Jalen at the 3
Put Tatum at the 4
Put KG at the 5
And fuck Paul Pierce
I'm sorry but like
You just don't fit right now
Jason Tatum's getting no minutes
On Team USA
Paul Pierce would be fine
It's gonna be okay
Wow
That's nasty
And we're so split in this one
No consensus here
interesting. You guys really don't want to start KP. You guys don't want the DemiGat
five out there alongside KG. No, I have Kevin Garnett at the five. But he's not shooting
threes though. Kevin Garnett. That's fine. It's Kevin Garnett. I agree it's Kevin
Garnett, but you're doing him a service by having some like KP out there. KP.
He doesn't have more spacing than these other guys. Like at the four, you'd rather have
Jason Tatum and Paul Pierce. That's more spacing than having KP. I'm no. My lineup, I'm
start. I also have Paul Pierce and Jason Tatum on there. I have KP., K.G, Tatum
Pierce, and I have Rondo. Humongous line. Yeah, Jaylen Brown gives you more spacing than
KP does. Jalen Brown gives you, no, he doesn't. What are you talking about?
He absolutely does. I mean, KP has great spacing for a big, but having a six-seven guy that can
move and provide athleticism is more spacing. KP. is a better shot. K. P. gives you
space when he's the five. How does he give you better spacing? Yeah, exactly. I know. So,
I'm putting KP. at the five. That was my whole thing. And Kevin Garnett's better at the five.
Fuck the spacing. You got to have Kevin Garnett down there.
KG might as well be the fucking five.
It doesn't matter the five or the four
because he's going to eat
when he's going downhill at all times.
We're still split.
We're not going to do you.
We're spending too much time with this.
KV doesn't...
I'm opening your ass on 2K with this team.
I swear to God I am.
Now we'll leave on the sticks.
Next one.
We got the 2015 Warriors and the 2024 Warriors.
Does give me everybody on the 2015 Warriors
and we can keep it moving.
Just one through five?
Just one through five.
Yes.
You tell me, Trace Jackson Davis doesn't stand a chance?
Stop it.
He's getting washed by Andrew Boggett.
Ooh.
I guess those screens.
Those are different.
And that's post-injury Andrew Bogot, too.
He's still getting washed.
I guess.
I guess.
Next one.
Ooh.
What year is it?
The 2018 Pelicans and the 2024 Pelicans.
So the picture is wrong.
He didn't by the right year.
But we have DeMarcus Cousons on this team.
Hmm.
and Drew Holiday.
Okay, we do have DeMarcus.
Andy Davis goes to the five.
Yes.
AD goes to the five.
We're not playing DeMarcus cousins.
I'm sorry.
No, what?
Zion's better than DeMarcus cousins.
You can't have Zion.
See, we need to have a conversation about prime DeMarcus cousins.
I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing.
I see on Twitter all the time.
It's very funny.
We need a defender here, though.
Do you go Herb Jones in the three?
Sure.
Sure.
Drew Holiday at the two
Sure
Who's the last player there
We could put Drew Holiday at the one or the two
Do you want to go Rondo to get passing
Do you want to go Brandon Ingram to get scoring
Seed McCorm to get shooting
I'll take Rondo for sure
Rondo in the playoff Rondo that year in 2018
Was it 2018, 2019
That's when they upset the point of Trubley
That's terrible spacing though
That's horrible spacing as a team
I don't care
Rondo's gonna figure it out
It doesn't matter
Rondo's is a cheeco
He'll just figure it out.
Yeah, one of the best basketball minds.
For sure, playoff, Rondo.
Oh, my God.
You must have not have been around.
2018.
Yeah.
There's a different millennia.
All right, that team sucks.
We'll keep a move in.
Rondo, you hear that?
Tragic.
The 2013 Pacers and the 2024 Pacers.
All right, so at the one.
Tyrese is starting still.
Great.
Halliburton.
Do you go Paul George is the two, or Paul,
George is a three.
Paul Jordan's at the two.
Okay.
Are we putting Siakum at the four?
Is that a given?
Mal, no, David West,
you know,
body some people.
All right,
let's be real.
I love,
you know,
I've drafted David West
multiple times on this podcast,
but he can't be a part
of this list right here.
He's not a part of this one.
Okay,
see what the four,
we get one more guard
and a big.
Do we go Miles Turner
for the spacing
or Roy Hibbert for the verticality?
He just looks his hands up.
That's it.
You know, vert.
Radicality.
I think I'm, uh, I'm taking miles.
Yeah, Miles.
I value the spacing.
And also, he was, he was an elite shot blocker.
So I don't respect to YouTube legend Roy Hibbert.
Oh my God, you're right.
He is a peak YouTuber right now.
Sorry.
No comment.
At the two.
Let me know.
Do we go last Stevenson?
Ooh.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, is it the best player available?
It's the most fun option, though.
Yeah, he has gone to need another defender.
Can we just have fun?
Can we just take?
Haliburne and Stevenson would be so fun to watch.
The fuck.
Let's go fun.
Yeah.
The fuck he's going to be hilarious.
We're going with this year spacers plus PG and Stevenson.
Okay.
What's not to love about it?
Eric Tariman.
Next one.
The 20, what year did I write down?
I didn't put the years on here
I wrote down
2009
the 2010 Lakers
and the 2024 Lakers
Okay
Fish
Derek Fisher
Is Fisher over
I can't
LeBron a point guard
I can't
Eh let's let's be
Let's just have it
Okay Kobe's the two
And Anthony Davis is the five
Yes
We'll start there
Yes
Paogosol four
No sorry Paogosol
Lebron
AD needs to be the five
Without
We don't
We see what happens
when you put a big
that can't shoot next to AD
it's 2024
we don't need to do that
but in 2020
80 you could shoot
I still want AD to play center
AD you hear that
they're not trying to cater
towards you
this is how they treat you
oh they're in L.A.
Exactly
what do you mean
this is a caterer towards them
I'd rather have
LeBron to 4
and AD at the 5 I think
okay
you guys on Pogosol
OD you a palo
but
and the spacing
would be yuck
we're gonna lock
everybody down so it really doesn't matter but you know what yeah well let's say the quiet part
we haven't talked about yet metal pieces are three right yeah yeah i thought we all agreed
silently okay you can't have you can't have bogg's all there too that's basically would be
atrocious but you need someone to goby with though you need someone to throw off the opponent
ad's been in l.a for a while he's probably got some spanglish in him he hasn't been in the
trenches of l.a what are you talking about you know lebron is taco tuesday he's got a little
something yeah but he commercialized that he ain't he in a real
He's the type of guy to like, he's a type of guy to speak regular English and then he goes guacamole mid-sentence and like says it with the accent.
That's enough.
All right.
So we have Fisher, Kobe, Meta, LeBron, A.D.
Are we sure about Fisher?
Over.
He's a great spacer.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's clutz.
I don't want.
He's argument.
I don't want D.
I don't want D.
No, I don't want.
No, Reeves?
Nah.
I'm not sure
Derek Fisher is actually better than Reeves
But Derek Fisher has his ring
Yeah Reeves is better than Fisher
I need somebody who's just gonna stand over there
And do this
And I know I know Derek Fisher can do that
And hit and his shots
Yeah and just hit shots
That's it
But the hillbilly Kobe and the real Kobe
Would be so hard
Stop that
Stop that
Whatever
I mean we're pretending like we're leaving
Like a star off this list right now
Are we not going to Dalton connect?
All right, so the next option.
Next team.
That's the last one.
Thank you.
Bring that bald head of L.A.
The next thing we're going to do,
we're going to bring back another game
we haven't done in quite a while now.
I am going to name five categories of players.
I need you guys to list to name a player
from each of these categories
without saying the same name as me.
So I would say like,
rookie of the year.
You guys would say a player and I flip my thing over and you guys have to try it to say the same name.
If you do, you're eliminated.
We see who can make it through all five.
We got a CIPAD too, right?
Yeah, I got my iPad, yeah.
Oh, because you can't see this camera.
I'll just say it all loud.
The people will see it.
Okay.
So you guys ready?
Yes.
Let's do it.
I'm trying to be right now.
The first player, name an NBA player whose first name starts in the letter K.
Okay.
Three, two, one.
Containious, Conradice, Conno, Pope.
It was Kyrie Irving
Donovan's out on the first round
Loser
Dummy
One and done
Elbozo
Just like Team USA
I'm going all the way
This is the only day
I'm proud of American
Next one
Name an NBA player
That has led the league in blocks before
Oh shit
Three
Two
One
Jaron Jackson, Jr.
Oh my God, you guys suck.
It's Sharon Jackson Jr.
You guys are out that fast.
I knew it.
NBA players...
I can't even make a TikTok out of this.
You guys sold it instantly.
Who could I have named Rudy O'Bair?
Yes, or so many other players in history.
Yeah.
Jared Jackson was just so top of mind when it comes to that
because it was whole controversy.
I thought you were going Kevin Durant.
Now that's not being posted?
No.
You guys just win.
It's a generational cell.
Oh, we're running back one more time.
fuck okay I'll run it back one more time but I'm gonna have to pull two out of
masks I don't have a picture for it all right cool actually not figure this out
we'll start over we'll start over we'll make it easy for you guys we'll give you
one more chance to redeem yourself all right so I'm in five NBA categories
you got a name a player that isn't the one I name okay number two overall
pick three two one Michael Beasley oh wow I was gonna say Kevin Durant
Lonzo Ball
You guys are safe for the first round
Yes
We're so back
We're so back
Okay
Who don't want to pull out now
Name a player
Who played for the Warriors
During the 2010s
Okay
Okay
Three two
One
Jared Jack
Andre Gadawa
Mm
We're good
You got survived
Two rounds
okay. Better start than last time.
We're prepared.
Next one. Name an elite passer.
Of all time or just right now?
Okay, cool. Let's do it. Currently playing. An elite passer is currently playing.
Okay, cool. Let's do it. Okay. Donnell looks stressed.
Yes, yeah. Three, two, one.
Tyree Taliburton.
Oh my God. You guys survive. Chris Paul.
There we go.
I thought you guys would say the point, God.
Name a NBA player in the Western Conference
who was a former MVP.
Former MVP in the West.
Okay.
Not to anybody who's wanted an MVP
and they currently play in the West.
There's only a few of them.
Damn it.
There's Russ Kinney Hardin, LeBron.
Three, Steph.
One.
Kevin Derry.
Give me James Hardin.
Wow.
You guys survive.
It is Russell Westwood.
There we go.
I know for sure
I got people in the comments
with Russell Westbrook
I know he was an easy pick
Losers
That's the one that I knew you were going to go with
Yeah okay
Okay
They guys made it to the last round
I'm stumped on everything
Do you think it'll come clutch
I don't know
Absolutely
Name an NBA player
That has won rookie of the year
In the last 20 years
While playing for the Philadelphia 76ers
Okay
With three options
There's a few
Yeah
I'm cooked
Do, do, do, do, do
I don't know if he's going to do it
Three, two, one
Ben Simmons
Oh my God, you guys are both victorious
I pick Michael Carter Williams
Yes, I was so close to picking
MCW, oh my God
Thank you.
Shout out Ben Zins are coming through
delivering a championship to you guys
Ben Simmons
You'll love to see it. You came through.
Thank you.
Love that.
Need that
Need that redemption
You guys started off
Doing absolutely horrendous
The worst loss
You guys have ever done in this
But you redeemed yourself
Ah
Hey I didn't do as bad as a dude
Watch them on the screen right now
He did horrendous
He lost multiple times
Embarrassing
We got one more video
Before we get out of here
We're gonna do a little projections
The next season
You know
We've been doing our rankings
We're talking about
What we recently saw
And like gauging everybody
Now we're gonna do a
big jump in time.
We're going to look forward
to next year this time.
So I'm going to have two NBA players.
You let me know which one will be better
by the end of next season.
Okay.
So not now.
Who's going to be better
in a calendar year from now?
First off,
Kevin Durant or Anthony Edwards?
Ooh, a whole year from now.
I think Malian Anthony Edwards,
his defense is that much better
and I think he'll be close
to the scoring numbers of Kevin Durant.
He won't be as efficient for sure,
but it'll be close
volume wise
I don't know man
Katie's still
Katie's gonna be this good for a while
I think he's not gonna take a step back
I don't think
you're right he has no kids
no family no wife
just him in basketball
that's all he stresses him out
Anthony Edwards though
he got it
what is of clear mind
I don't know if I can say about the other
however he got a lot of responsibilities
but that also makes him hungry
exactly driving factors
and motivating factors
Andy Edwards needs to lock
in this year he has no other option he got bills to pay for show you right and child support is
not cheap i think i'm gonna go i'm gonna go and just because i think that his situation will allow him
to be a better player where kevin current is gonna have to carry a whole bunch that might not be
where he's at in at this point in his career i'm gonna go in okay passing of the guard
I agree mentor passes up or I fumbled that
The next one
Alper and Sangoon or Scotty Barnes
It's going to be Scottie Barnes
He's better right now
He's going to be better in a year
He'll probably be better in five years
I don't I don't think this is too close
Rockets fans are going to get their fucking crow bars
All the Turkish Rockets fans are going to
Get their soccer wrenches are coming for you
Listen Turkey Turkish Rockets fans
Relax I'm going to need to go to Turkey eventually
I've come to peace with it
I need to get into the country in about, you know, five to 10 years.
So just relax.
Let me in.
I got a fight in the next four months.
If you want to come, let me know.
I just, I just need a quote.
I just need to see how much it's going to be, right?
That's Scottie Barnes easily.
He's way more versatile on every aspect of the game.
Although, after Sangu, I love the post moves.
I absolutely love the flashy passes.
But I think I have a lot, hell of a lot easier time building around Scotty Barnes
because there's no real weakness to his game.
Yeah, I think Sengu's going to prove a lot of people this year that he's better than they think
But I think Scotty Barnes is going to be one of those promising forwards in the NBA
And this is going to be a he really shows everybody
In order for Sengoon to pass him up he literally has to take a scoring to another level
Yeah, I think the defense is chopped
That's the scoring for me that has to be crazy
Well, looks like this conversation's over
Like victory for Scotty Barnes
The Canadians are up
Victory again
Shout out to the Canadians
Next up
Jason Tatum or LeBron James
I'm not doing this again
Do it again
I've sat on my decision
From a couple weeks ago
And I don't like it
I'm gonna pick LeBron James
Until he's out the league
I am never gonna predict
The LeBron James fall off until we see it
I'm done pretending he I'm done pretending he's not a top
What seven player in the world
I'm just gonna sue he keeps doing this until he doesn't
Yeah
I 100% agree
LeBron has been
He's the better
He's been the better shooter
To compare to Jason Tatum
Over the last few years
Better finisher
Better passer
Rebounding Jason Tatum got it
But congratulations
No one cares about that
Lebron's been better
Will always be better
I respect the championship
I said Tatum should have been
Finals MVP
It doesn't make him better than LeBron
I'll have a better
Yeah never mind
No one needs to have better that
He got the hairline
Yeah
The hairline is crisp
Top top five
for sure.
Top five.
Next up.
Anthony Davis or Victor Wimonyama.
Say your piece, Mo.
No,
no,
no.
Begner being a top 10 NBA players,
tough.
That's tough.
Do you think it's going to happen?
I think he's going to be close.
I think he's going to be super close to.
But you're still taking,
you're still taking AD?
You think that's tough?
I'm standing for one of the most underrated
greatest players of all times.
and Anthony Ed and Anthony Davis.
Well, you're wrong because
Wemby is going to be better.
I don't think it's tough at all to predict
Anthony. I don't think it's tough at all to imagine
Winby's a top 10 player. I'll say that. Very easy
to imagine. It's kind of about
the top seven.
Top. Okay.
Let's relax.
Why? Why should we relax?
We just have a 7.
We just have a 7 6 demigod
who is going to be the best
defender in the league. His office.
Offense is getting better.
He's going to have a point guard.
He's not going to play with Jeremy Sohan.
He's getting, he's adding more muscle onto him this offseason.
When you're 7-Eleven and you can pass it like that, what's not the love?
What are we talking about here?
All right, all right, all right, all right.
You guys can give you a win.
He's hitting stepbacks as well.
Andy Davis hasn't shot a three consistently in four years.
When we walked into the league and was like, watch me do this.
try this you can't even be in the game of course
defensive player of the year award next year
we'll shock you all he's never getting that
no I think it'll be close I think 80s underrated
obviously but I if it's not this year
it'll be the next year where wendy plues
to be like a top eight player so
I don't think it's crazy to think it'll happen this year
when we can't be top 15 first
y'all want to put him in eight already damn
he's like top 25 now at worst
like he's not that far off
when he's talking about the second half of last year
top 20
that's not ridiculous
That is very ridiculous
I'm just kidding
It's not
No it's not
Yeah
Okay next up
Cade Cunningham or Jamal Murray
See nobody really watches Detroit Pistons basketball
And so because of that
It's really like one player
Versus just an idea of Kate Cunningham
So I'm gonna go with Jamal Murray
And so we'll see that
Now if it's
If it's Olympic Jamal Murray
Kaine Cunningham would be better
But if we
If it's a little bit Jamal Murray
Ish Smith is going to be better
Exactly
But if you put Yokies next to him
Oh no he can hoop now
Todd
Exactly
You put Yokers next to me
And I could hoop
What are you talking about?
Now I'm gonna go Kine Cunningham
I think this is gonna be the year
Finally where he starts
Put together
Hopefully the team is a little more serious
With the serious coach
That puts lineups around him
That makes sense
And don't have him fighting for his life
K's gonna prove this year
To be like legitimately
One the most
Up and coming promising young point guards
I think he's gonna leave his mark
as a surefire
like top 7, 8 point guard
in the NBA
because that's what spacing
immediately does to his game
bro.
You got Tobias Harris in his corner.
Hey, give him a 37% shooter.
He got Tim Hardway
in his corner.
I ain't say he could shoot though.
Deer and Fox level, but okay.
I think he's going to make that type of
that type of leave.
Seven nine.
That's not,
I respect you for you.
Seven.
I have all the Kuttingham snacks.
Yeah, seven.
Snacks.
Snacks.
I have all the Kuttingham stocks.
Yeah.
Okay.
next one
Jonathan Caminga or Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller has always been better than
Kaminga without a doubt
Always been
Always been better
The one year he's been in the league
Yeah
Even when he was a better player
It's just different ceilings
See the media wants me to pick
Jonathan Kaminga
They want me to say that Kaminga is going to be better
I'm not going to do it
I'm going to say
Brian one horse
Them
Brian
Michelle Beatle
The people
You know what I'm saying
Rachel Nichols
Do you know them
Richard Jefferson?
You know
You know
Yeah
What does John and Cominga
Have to do in his game
To be better than
Like Brandon Miller
He has to be a consistent shoot
There's so many questions in this game
It's too many questions for me
Yeah I mean
Brandon Miller also has a benefit
Of only having one year
where you have rookie expectations
so you don't pick
nitpick his flaws yet
Jonathan Camiga
is going to be like he's
what is he three years older
like it won't be crazy at all
if year five
Kaminga is better
than year two
Brennan Miller
but year five
Kaminga has a lot more
to figure out in his game
than a year two
coming than year two
Brandon Miller
and will
Brandon Miller shot like
47% at the rim
that man is a lot
to figure out himself too
he's not bulletproof
he's not some
he's not palo bank arrow
if year two
Brandon Miller
is gonna have
Lamela ball with him too
that can help a lot
TBD to the highest degree
Curry and Draymond Green
Clearly
Clearly he hasn't listened up to this point
So like we're talking about
Caming is still trying to figure it out
So yeah exactly
I'll take Brandon brother
All right
Chet Holmgren or Bam out of bio
I'm only bam so for now
Bam has
He has one more year
Yeah he has one more year
He's like 13 more months
So maybe by the end of next season
I'll still have them
But the summer after that
It's gonna get it's gonna get a little spicy
You saw him, Bam, to enjoy his time for now
Because this chain will get snatched
Enjoy your time is the fourth best set in the league
Counter days
When be and Chet are coming
Don't let him say it's not change from you
Do not let him sack that came from you, bam
That's crazy
Oh yeah
It's not crazy
I don't know
I mean
Chet walked into the league
Is a top 10
Rim defender immediately
Once that offensive profile
Really comes around
We see more of that dribbling
More of that creating with the ball
In his hands
I think he's quickly going to rise up these ranks
I'm not talking myself into it
Chats can be better by the end of next year
Let me go with Chet
I think I'm going to leave with BAM still for sure
Come back in the year and tell me I'm crazy if you want
I'm going to chat
In 12 months
Yeah
Bam still consistently been better
Every single year of his career though
In 12 months
In 12 months BAM will be better
In 12 months BAM will be better
In 12 months
BAM
14 months
Bam
15 months
Chet
you give me a year in the off season
Ben Chet
All right, I can take it
I'll accept that
Jalen Green or Jalen Williams
Come on man, don't disrespect
Jalen Williams like this
Don't don't
ever put him in the same conversations
as Jalen Green
He doesn't deserve that
You know how I feel
I'm certain picking J-dub
Mo ranked
Jay-Lillums is the number eight shooting garden leagues
Maybe he has higher expectations of me, but I'm going jade up without blinking.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's relax.
No need to bring up the past.
The past is the past.
Okay, let me have that you're under the bus.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm going jade up pretty easily, but I don't know if everybody agrees.
If it was the last 15, 20 games of Jalen Green, then okay.
You could have an argument.
But even in that argument, you would be wrong.
Still take it.
Yeah.
If Jalen Green continues to play Donovan Mitchell in a 6-5 frame for a whole season,
then we're having a different conversation, but I've got to see it to believe it.
Let me see you do it in November for the first time.
Then I'll believe in it.
We've seen J.W. get better every single year so far in this career.
Just two years.
But still, it's been consistent.
Jaling Green has not been able to say that in the last three years.
There's one thing.
The only thing that Jalen Green has on his side is the same thing that Anthony Edwards has on his side.
Bills are due now, right?
You have to provide, all right?
Step up.
It's now or never.
You've got to be a man.
and that's valid
that's a motivating factor
these guys
at the end of the day
these athletes are people
and people have
the same modemating factors
whatever job you have
these kids need formula
they gotta eat
these kids are hungry
like
remember 5 VanVli
back in 2019
you remember
won a championship
yeah
bro Derek White had a baby too
and look at what he did
it's different
it's different
last one I think
Jalen Brown
or Palo Bancaro
what heights do you see palo van caro rising to give me that's what's really about that's
i don't know if um hmm jalen brown's really good he is really good i don't want to disrespect
zaylan but i feel very highly about palo bank caro and his ceiling and how quickly he can get
there i'm going palo van caro i'm taking the point forward too i'm taking the point forward
I think he just has to drive to the room more
that's it like if he just learns how to get to the room consistently
he's gonna disguise the limit
but if he doesn't and he has another super inefficient year
for that shot volume it's still gonna be jalen
jaylin i think with uh 37 38 percent shooter
by a side in kCP now instead of having marco fault
as his other guard option
i think he's gonna get to the room a little bit easier because they're just
naturally more threats
marko
i don't know if kCP is swing
swinging the spacing that to that degree
but I hope you're right. Markle
Foltz, the dude who basically saw negative threes.
Yeah. Well, he wasn't exactly
he wasn't playing that much.
He was playing. Okay. I think
Jaylen Brown might be safe for one more season
but Palo's coming quickly.
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That's the last one.
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Palo is coming quickly. I was just about to say
the same thing, you freakazoid.
Wait, my freak isoid too?
Oh my god
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