The Deep 3 Podcast - We Ranked The Best Players In The NBA | Ep. 68
Episode Date: December 22, 2023Today we rank the NBA's best 30 players! #nba Check out the TD3 merch: https://the-deep-3-shop.fourthwall.com/ J oin the TD3 discord!: https://discord.gg/RUkjpMPp7E Listen on Spotify!: https://open....spotify.com/show/3elbbqVumwqz8wlIdknsLW Listen on Apple Podcasts!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-deep-3-podcast/id1657940794 Follow us on TikTok!: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedeepthree Follow us on Instagram!: https://www.instagram.com/thedeep3podcast/ Isaac's twitter: https://twitter.com/byisaacg Muhamed's twitter: https://twitter.com/Mojo99_ Donnavan's twitter: https://twitter.com/Dsmoot3D Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Isn't this weird that I can, like, reach over and just, like, touch you?
Like, ew.
Are we rolling?
We're rolling.
God.
This is why we don't do a person.
Could you?
Yeah, this is.
You start wilding.
I'm just going to start touching people.
It's the word way to put it.
Can't see it so.
Can't see it so, please.
The cream is crazy.
Oh, my God.
Merry Christmas family.
Happy holiday from the Philadelphia 7-7.
Crayon Eaters rejoice!
What is up, everybody?
As you can see, we're in person for the TD3 Christmas show.
It's going to be a great show for y'all.
You see by the title, we're ranking every player in the NBA,
specifically the top 30.
We did this last year around January.
And I think I can speak for all of us that this year,
this is one of the hardest years in recent years to rank the players
because so many young players took a leap this year.
They're like, it's impossible to, not impossible,
but it's very hard to compare them to like the previous generation.
that's already been established.
This is where agendas get pushed, right?
Like, there's going to be some nasty combos on this one.
And honestly, it's not even going to be nasty because everybody's good.
You know what I'm saying?
Like this is, like you said, this was extremely hard.
And even like from 22 to 21, we're sitting here just like, what am I going to do?
Like, who am I going to put here?
Bro.
Me and Isaac made our list last week or a week and a half ago.
And we found ourselves almost every single day.
twisting it and turning it
and there were just constant adjustments
so from top five
one to five one to ten
fifteen to twenty
there's just going to be
no consistency between the few of us
but that's all at the same time
there's going to be some consistency as well
so yeah we're in for a long we'll see man
if you're watching do us a favor
if you're on audio platforms
leave us five stars leave a review
you found YouTube drop a like
subscribe all that
help his video get seen more people
you know it's not often we're in person
it's the second time you've ever done it
make sure everybody sees it from the audience listen man i ain't in the hood today i feel so good
i'm in a safe neighborhood i wait to some dog someone someone waved to me back i feel good right now
so please leave a like got his assing the burbs he's not going back but before we get to the rankings
in the main part of the show we have a little festivities to do for t through christmas i'm gonna go
grab some stuff y'all y'all talk to you some time okay what do you think he's getting us uh
i have no idea i don't know to be honest with you if he's gonna i hope you don't give
us no bullshit. Some I need for real. Some rat poisoning. Sometimes. Oh. Listen, I've known Isaac. I've known
Isaac is one of the top three most unsurious people I've ever met. And this is going to be
some foolery right here. He's putting on the Santa hat. Look at this. He put in the Santa hat over
the dad hat. Oh, yeah. He's not. Who does it like this? This is unsurious. Who does this? Like this?
This isn't real. Let's let Donovan go first. Donovan. We got some gifts for you in there.
in the bag first. The bag? Yeah.
Merry to you through Christmas, y'all. Let's see what we got for everybody.
I don't like this. Show the camera. Oh my God. Show the camera. Show your ISO cam.
You got me a Carl Anthony Towns book. His favorite player in the league. Read the title for the audio
listeners. Carl Anthony Towns. The inspiring story of one of basketball star centers. One of the best in
the league. Incredible. Shout in the click. Shout out to
Clayton man that's the Arthur look look at the inside of this is a doctor
sooth looking book that's can't read I had to keep it simple
can't read okay that's crazy let me just toss that let me go let me go let's go
let's go one by one go your turns move in the back first open a bag his story is
quite inspiring though I can't hate on that well now you can learn all about it
there you go maybe it'll give you a new light on him no I know what the fuck is in
here you better read that fucking book what is in here feels like some
snacks? Not for you. Oh, hell. This is exactly what I needed. This is for the effective
control of rats in mice. I could give you a hug right now, man. We can't get you on the hood
for good, but we can help your battle against the rats in the hood. We can do a little damage.
It's going to be put to use as soon as I touched down to NYC. Actually, you open two in a row
because Donovan has two in the next one to open. Which one you think I should have? This one,
or geez? That one. Open the box.
Let's go with that one.
Two Mo from Isaac.
Why, you really put your heart into this.
I ain't put...
Don't speak so soon.
All right.
It's still opening it.
What's going on?
Here we go.
We got a box.
Does he need scissors?
Don't show the address.
You need a knife?
Oh, you're good.
You can...
You can creative.
Oh, look at the inside.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa!
8 p.m. Mondays, if you know, you know, this says skims on here.
There ain't no way.
Ain't no way I got a pair of skims.
Show people.
Oh, that's hard.
Oh, hell.
Oh, hell not.
July so game.
No, what the fuck is this?
That's hard.
That's hard.
What is this?
Who's been awareness?
Who's been aware of this?
Oh.
I got Shay on my cheeks.
God.
Shay SGA
Listen, every live stream we do
You talk about wanting to do
A Skims Hall
I hear you
I see you
And I listen
So we got to
The greatest hall
We could imagine
The spokesperson
Mr. Orah man
Shea Gildes Alexander
On the cheeks
He got some SGA
Tidy Whitties
For Christmas
And they are tidy
motherfucking witties
Look at those things
Look at that fit
I don't know
They look kind of big
though
Even for Mo
They look big as hell
What you're trying to say
About me man
Damn X-Exel
I'm planning for you
To have these for decades
I know you're never
going to want to get rid of them once you put them on they're going to be cozy what does that
mean what does that mean listen when he hits 60 he's not going to look the way he looks now that's all
I'm saying none of us are he said you're getting in thick eventually I see it okay how do you feel
I feel bamboozled I feel let astray I feel distraught this is a monstrosity this is cataclysmic
you just rule my hopes and dreams you literally got a skim's box you're sick in the head you know
that how do you get this things we do order for old skims and you just like
kept it to yourself he bought skims for himself that's what happened mother
I cannot confirm or deny.
All I can say is the things we do over here at TD3, we do them big.
He got the skim's on right now.
Maybe.
You do.
Damn, man.
All right, Donovan, you go next.
All right.
This is my last gift.
Apparently, this is two gifts and one.
Yeah, open a right next to come.
Give them the gift to ASMR.
Exactly.
Listen, I'm not going to show this.
I'm not going to show this.
I'm not going to show this.
Show the ice okay.
I'm right now where we got you.
One by one.
Ooh, a Clippers viny.
Listen, first of all, I live in, I live in Texas.
I'm never wearing this.
This will be donated.
Listen, I know you're fragile.
Sometimes your ears get cold.
You got the old beanie on.
Make sure you're comfortable.
No.
What else do we have?
You got your favorite jersey.
Oh, the Paul George is kind of hard.
No, that's kind of hills.
Paul George Clips.
Listen, this is going to go platinum in a goodwill in Texas.
This is going crazy.
Some kid, dead stock.
clipper city jerky edition come get your merch right now
is there anything else in here nope there's those two
all right listen i had to make sure you rep your favorite players and your favorite
teams everywhere you go i got you listen i'm i'm happy that you were thinking about me
but at the same time you were thinking about the community because again all this is getting
donated the books right kids are going to learn how to read right kids are going to have
stuff to put on their heads they're going to have shirts christmas for kids
this is a fantastic for the kids and that's what we're doing
This will never touch my body.
I promise you that.
I promise you.
Your bones just must make on a week just after holding that.
But I got my last one.
This is big.
This feels like a frame.
I got to be careful with this.
Fantastic.
I hold the mic.
Yeah, hold his mic for him.
Let's do this as a team effort.
Oh, God.
It feels so weird.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
The cranium is insane.
The cranium is crazy.
crazy. What the fuck?
This is actually a good gift.
Now this is hard. That's actually hard.
This is hard as hell.
Listen, if you know anything about us, we have some iconic moments.
Most of them come when Mo says something hilarious.
You hear the intro song, you hear, the cranium is crazy.
This is the origin of that photo.
Many of y'all may have heard that before and not know what it comes from.
This is it.
Oh my God.
The dome of all domes.
You're not holding your mic, by the.
way he was talking
the dome of all domes yeah facts
this is perfect
when someone walks into my crib they're going to be like
a yo why you got this on your wall
mind your business
and I'm going to send him a link straight up
but this is fantastic this is the greatest
fucking gift ever I got the best gift for sure
no you 100% did
yeah he likes you more
it's the Shay undies he likes you more
okay now the Shay undies was crazy
but printing Shay on the
on the Nutsack is crazy dog
who is fin of
too that. But wait, we're not done. I'm done with your guys' gifts. Nikiel. We have
producing Nikol in the corner. Come sit in my chair.
Woo!
Come. He was not prepared for me. We ain't forget him. I'll tell you that. Come sit in my chair.
And you're going to take my mic. And we're going to get your live reaction to something else.
You sit there. A lot of festivities.
I'll interview you. Give me the mic. Have people seen what Nikil looks like?
This is the kill. Face reveal.
What's up, y'all?
Go ahead and open that for us. I'll point the mic back at you.
We'll get you your live reaction.
He gets a small gift.
Yeah, yeah, give him your mic.
There you go.
We had to get him involved.
It's going to be some dumb shit, bro.
Nothing about this has been dumb shit.
We have him a T-shirt.
Daddy.
Woo!
Coming soon.
If you saw the last episode,
Nikiel was pulling up videos for us to watch
and he had an ad that said calling all daddies.
I don't know what it was going on in the ad.
It was some weird shit.
But we had you guys comment,
Daddy Nikiel.
And you did.
All of you said Nikil is my dad.
and now he has a shirt to rep it.
Shout up to the fathers.
Shout out to him.
That's a great.
Do this for y'all, man.
Thank you.
And not only is a t-shirt, it's a crop top.
It's a crop top.
To accentuate your form.
Okay.
I'll be wearing this tomorrow.
I think you should put on right now.
Yeah, maybe, uh, if they...
He's not about it.
It's mine to paywall.
I have a paywall.
I got a much of my chair.
Uh, man.
But wait.
Just one second.
Oh.
I actually have a gift of my own.
So y'all yapped for a little bit while I go pull it out.
I love yapping.
No got to tell me twice.
So Donovan, are you going on $200 dates?
$200 of course.
It's $200.
Yeah.
We got a big old bag.
Show on, show out.
Big bag for you, my sir.
For me?
Yeah.
All right.
Can you hold this?
Listen, you said I liked him more.
Listen, he had to compensate and he got you something as well.
So Merry TV through Christmas for everybody.
Ooh.
Wait, what is this?
Go ahead.
Open it up.
What do you see?
Oh, this is so funny.
So I got you a pillow that says hater on it.
Donovan.
You and your hating is masterful.
Me, Isaac, Nikiel, the crowd ears watching this.
Every single time you sleep, I need you sleeping with hate on your mind.
So you wake up and you give us the greatest content of all time.
We need that.
Pro audio listener
It's a pillow that has a Nick's jersey on it
And the name instead of a name is his hater
Look at this
I gotta take it down
So y'all can see my smile
This is
This is fantastic
I love this
And that's everything we got for you
Merry TD3 Christmas
The TD3 holiday special
Let's get to the rankings
Oh, never mind
I said we're going to the main pod
I forgot one thing
For a while now we've told y'all
We're going to do a PS5 giveaway
When we hit 10,000 followers on Twitter
that was the plan
things changed
crazily enough
Activision decided
to bless us
with three PS5s
to give to you guys
so we're not waiting anymore
for that
we're just doing the
giveaway now
because
we have three of these
just available to give to you guys
so I think we give them to them now
just give them to them early
you know
I kind of didn't want to give it to them
because they did not follow us at all
and to be honest with you
I had about 50 burners
ready to go ahead
and win that PS5 turn, that PSI give away, bro.
But they deserve it.
Y'all have been showing love.
Y'all been liking the videos, commenting,
showing it up on our live streams and all that.
And I'm happy to give this to y'all.
Yeah, listen, they got us to 6K followers from zero.
That's solid.
And listen, it's a TD3 Christmas special.
If we're giving to all of us,
we've got to give back to y'all, our crayon eaters.
All right.
So the package hadn't got there yet when I recorded this yesterday,
but we finally got them.
All three of them.
And that's kind of hard.
Shout out to Activision.
they send us these. We've got the special call of duty edition, PS5s, the new ones.
Give it away to three of y'all. So tap in.
So what we're going to do is once this pot is live, you're going to see on our Twitter account,
there's a post that's going to say reply to this for the PS5 giveaway. So now go to our
Twitter and you'll see it. Just reply to the tweet and we'll pick the giveaway winner from there.
Calling all the eaters! Where are you at?
If you're on YouTube or Spotify, you don't have a Twitter, just make a burner. I don't care.
Make a burner and reply to that and we'll pick from there.
I still got a chance to snag one. Good luck.
Three of y'all are going to have a Merry Christmas from TD3 with a brand new PS5.
And guys, now we can go to the main pod.
Woo!
So now that we're back to the main part of the show, what we're going to do is a top 30 rankings like we've always done.
And how we always do it is we reveal section by section of five.
So we're going to start from 25 to 30, then 15 to 20, etc.
That I said all the wrong numbers.
But you know what it goes.
We're going to block by block and take turns.
Who do we got first in this lab, Nicol?
Oh, okay. Well, there you go. We have a whole bottom five on the screen right now. I'll go first and say mine for the audio listeners. Keep in mind, like I said earlier. This is the hardest top 30 we've ever had to do. The names we had to consider that had variance in play from last year to this year, incredibly difficult. At 26, I have Jalen Brown, 27 Zion Williamson, 28 Rudy Gaubert, 29 Carl Anthony Towns, and 30 Pascal Seacum.
Damn. Okay. Okay. Yo, Gobert is much lower than what I thought you were going to put.
him. You have them a lot higher? Yeah, I do. Wow. I'll say that off rip. That's, that's probably the
most shocking. Everything else is kind of like, it's, I'm going to say the obvious. It's so sad to
see Zion at number 27. Yeah. That's so sad. He does, he has no business being that low,
being in Jalen Brown and Pascal Seacom Ridge, range. That's crazy as hell. He's not supposed to
be there. Last year, I would have had him like 12. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. It's just sad.
And that's the thing. I want to put him a lot higher, obviously. I'm one of the
biggest island fans you'll find yeah he just hasn't been good this year he has many
flashes being great he dropped 36 a couple nights ago the next game he dropped 12 it's just his
much has been made about him being huge now and I didn't drop him because he's huge but that
plays a factor in his game to game motor and he just doesn't have the same consistency he had last
year when last year he was a legitimate MVP candidate every night we're just not seeing that guy
this year so I honestly he hasn't been a top 30 player this year I give him better for the doubt
that he'll continue to get better and
still, I didn't
forget what happened last year, so I gave him some credit.
Yeah, and you're going to see some of that
on my list as well. Who's the hardest person
to put on, on this
bottom five for you? Zion, for that reason.
Also, Gobert, I'm, again,
I'm probably hilarious I had in the lowest. I'm probably the biggest
Gobert fan here. A hundred percent. I had to balance,
so I sell this hat on, I do. I had to balance the,
I like him a lot. I've come to defend him
for years. I try to balance that
with how great he's been this year.
and listen I put him above cat
I think he's firmly
the Timberwell's second best player
I ended up going with guys above him
that are also good defenders
on here that I gave credit for that
I just didn't think he had the offensive production
to be above somebody like a Jalen Brown
like that was my hardest debate
because I know we had to talk about that
like a year ago where it was Jalen Brown versus Gobert
and I was firmly team Gobert
change their mind a little bit
so you can sway me to put him higher
so go ahead if you have a better argument
to put him higher
I mean there could definitely be arguments
being made because
I've never seen
Jalen Brown have the same effect
in a complete total game
on both sides like Rudy Gober does
like Jalen Brown's a fine offensive player
of course but he's never going to be the main reason
why you're a top five offense
in the entire NBA.
Not to like disrespect his game
or anything like that, but the sales
just have a built-in system with so many
complimentary pieces that just magically
not magically moves them there but they're just there
you know so and I love that
you put Carr Anthony Towns there as
well he deserves so much love and admiration for how he's sort of evolved his game he's
being more comfortable he's been a better defensive player moving his feet a lot better and all
that and he's playing with a little bit less emotion he's less yappy on the court and while he
he directed that energy to actually just being like more locked in and focus on that end too so yeah
listen if cat didn't go on the podcast run that he had this summer he honestly would have been
higher on a lot of people's list because I think right now just the perception of cat for the last
couple years has been you know a little shaky and you know people like me don't necessarily
love him but I do have to give him credit and so like that's why he's on my top 30 because
he has been uber efficient in the in the mid range right he's obviously one of the best shooting
bigs in the league 50 40 90 right like it's it's it's crazy and so for a team that we thought was
going to have to be blown up after one year,
Kat's resurgence has put the Timberwolves
in a position where, like, they can legitimately make the finals.
And so...
It's nuts to think about from last year.
That's crazy. That's actually crazy.
So, yeah, so I had Kat 30.
I guess we'll take this out, transition into My 5.
At 30, I have Kat, 29, Jamal Murray, 28, Tyrese Maxi, 27,
Lowry Markening, and then 26, J. Limbaugh.
Interesting.
You have two of my hardest cuts where Larry Markening and Tyrese
Maxi. I think I probably should put Maxi on here. Definitely. I ended up going Siakum over Larry.
So interesting you have him like, I was thinking about Larry for 30. Why is he so high at 27?
I think that Lowry one is, Lowry can fit on a whole bunch of different teams because of because of his skill set and because of his shooting.
And when we talk about like, like for Maxi, Maxi has taken the leap this year, right? And I think all of us firmly believe.
Like, that, like, this is who he's going to be.
Lowry took the leave last year.
And while it came really out of nowhere, it is basically who, who, like, he is now.
And so I think that for now, for a year and a half, which is kind of like an extended
period of time in today's NBA, Lari Marketingan has shown to be a very efficient, very
versatile score.
Yeah.
And I think that he can fit on a lot of, on a lot of teams and can contribute to winning
basketball in a lot of situations.
And just because he's in Utah and they're not in the business of winning basketball games right now, I don't think that I, I don't think that we should keep him out of the top 30.
Yeah, that's super fair.
Lari, his individual production has not like moved or shifted at all.
He's been the same great offensive player, great offense player that he's been.
He's a fantastic, one of the best catch and shoot players in the entire NBA.
Like you said, like he's probably the hottest commodity in the trade market.
And so to see him at 27, like, I, I.
I'm happy that you put him there.
And honestly, I wish that I made more room for him.
But I just felt like there was too many, too many other good players ahead of him
who just have gone more sunlight and sunshine, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
My biggest thing, though, is 29 Jamal Murray.
I think it's interesting that you put him there.
I love that you put him there.
I didn't want to put him there because I'm just like, I'm looking at the top of year that he's had.
And he's averaging like cool 18 points efficient and all that.
I missed a couple games.
But I don't think he's had like an outstanding year so far.
And that's fair.
When we get to later in the list, I think all of us feel this way.
When we talk about Jimmy Butler, Jimmy Butler gets some points because of how much he rises
in the playoffs.
And there's conversations that he ends up just nudging his way into because of what he does
in the playoffs.
Jamal Murray is the exact same way, right?
And so I'm not talking about Jamal Murray as a top 15 guy, but top 30.
Yeah.
Like, he is one of the best playoff risers in the league today.
in history in history right the stuff that he's done in the postseason is crazy so i want to give
him credit for that and so that's why he's in my top 30s i yeah i kind of wish i to put max on here
maybe i would have slid him over siacum i could see maxi over cat larry they're like i want to put him on
here because i agree he's like i think he's legitimate like low-level all-star i don't really know
the argument of him above cat with the way cats been playing this year that's the donovan text
yeah okay that's fair you're fair enough talk us to your first five mo because there's some
names here. Yeah, so at number 30, I have Tyrese Maxi, 29, Regal Bear, 28, Palo Bancaro. I had to put
him on there with the successful year that he's had so far with the Orlando Magic. He's
definitely going to be a first time all-star, but I digress, 27, Jalen Brown, and 26, I have
Kyrie Irving. That's low for Kyrie Irving. Interesting. We all clearly, both of us,
do you have him hired Dunman? He's that on your list? Okay, we'll talk because it's an audio
level yeah yeah no he's he's not on on my list and i think i think part of it is once we get to like
this back half it gets it's very very tough to to start making cuts and it's like you really think larry markan's
better than carrie ripping a basketball generally i don't blame you because it's just like
i blame me overall like the last year two years he's done larry markin and has like
made more noise in the NBA than Kyrie.
That is such a subjective thing, though.
Like, has he made more noise?
What does that mean?
Like, Kyrie averaged 27 last year,
on one of the most efficient years.
Just now he's playing backseat to Lucas,
who is the highest usage player in the NBA.
So naturally, his counting stats are going to be lower.
That ain't make him worse at basketball.
That ain't make him worse at basketball,
but at the same time,
we literally last three watched, like,
again, I don't want to say it's attacks or anything like that,
but we watched him get traded to the Dallas Maverston.
They just, like, get worse.
Yeah, well, it wasn't because Kyrie.
The numbers they had last year when Kyrie and Luke were on the court were always positive.
The team was just fucking ass around them because they traded their only good perimeter defender
and had nothing on the back end to make up for a defensively deficient front court.
For Kyrie, I think a lot of what we've seen from Kyrie over the last several years.
And what we might see later on in this list is you have affected teams and you have
the stuff that you've done away from basketball, all of that.
stuff matters. And so for Kyrie, give me one year of solid basketball. I get it. And then I will
gladly put you over Larry marketing. But I need to see it for nine straight months. And I haven't
seen it. So we're in the process of that. He can get back to that. But I need consistency. He has
absolutely everything else. Just not actual consistent. I understand that. There's the off-the-court
intangible stuff. I personally try to look past that as best as I can because I feel like a lot of
times like not to say it doesn't mean nothing like it's important it matters but I feel like a lot
of like not just us but people in general to know do analysis and have opinions use it as a
crutch to just be like this guy falls apart in the playoffs he's automatically worse without any
more critical thinking or like Kyrie ruins teams whatever it may be so I try to bounce that a little
bit and like account for the fact he's still just fucking incredible basketball like would you
really rather had Jamal Murray than Kyrie Irving no one in their right mind would do that in my
opinion. Maybe.
Maybe. I think at this point
right now it's a conversation. Well, okay, let me
not act like Jamal Murray can't stand
toe to toe alongside Carrie. He definitely can.
He can stand total to toe with literally anyone in the league
what's June, April
Hart hits. Yeah. I mean,
there's a lot more games to play than just those.
So I try to
maybe I should put Jamal Murray for that because
listen, we put Jimmy Butler high because we know when the playoffs
come around and becomes God. Exactly. I guess you can say
the same thing about Jamal Murray. I guess really
I'm probably just biased at the fact that he's been hurt this year
and hasn't quite had like a chance to be consistent
and like get really rolling like we thought he would.
We all thought that he would be an all-star this year.
Easy without a question.
And right now he's not in that conversation at all.
Yeah. I mean, listen, I put Pascal Seyakuan here.
Y'all didn't. I did the same thing with him
that I did with Kyrie where like this situation he's in this year
isn't conducive to him putting up numbers.
But last year he was an all-star,
averaged like four more points.
He's only worse this year because he takes three less shots per game
because they new coach prioritized Scottie Barnes.
I don't think that made Pascal Seacom any worse.
He's a walking brick from three,
also, but I can't ignore that.
Yeah, I still think he's great, but like, if you want to put those guys we're talking about
above him, sure.
No.
Yeah.
I, I can be mad at that.
I can't be mad at that.
Me personally, I left out Car Anthony Towns.
He was an honorable mention.
My honorable mentions were guys like Desmond Bain, Cat, of course, and then also
Pascal Seacum.
I wanted to put cat here so bad, but I just felt like I could not put him over Tyrese, Paolo.
Oh, you can put a cat.
Yeah, no.
I want him to.
I want it to, but he's not the reason why, like, this team is number one in defense
and the best team in the NBA statistically speaking right now.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I think this is good.
I like this bottom five.
It's a little variance.
I appreciate the Palo Ben Carroll pick.
Yeah, absolutely.
All first time, All-Star, we need to.
Hopefully.
That'd be cool.
It's going to happen.
Let's move on to the next four.
From 21 through 25, I have Bam out of bio at 21, Scotty Barnes, Trey Young, Jalen Brunson, and
Kyrie Irving.
Wow.
Sorry, I just had to get that out.
What was that for?
Trey Young is about Jalen Brunson, that's all.
Don't get too confident.
That was extremely difficult.
I thought about this for at least 30 minutes.
And the fact that Trey Young has fallen from like the third best point guard in the league to me having Jalen Brunson conversations, it's crazy.
One, let's let's not disrespect Jalen Brunson by saying Jailen Brunson conversations.
Let's say that.
Two.
Fair.
Just because he says it's right.
Don't mean that it's actually true.
Okay.
Trey Young is not
And I'll give it up right now
Trey Young is not better than Jalen Brunson
Right now
It's tough I don't blame you
That's not that's not the case
Okay
Being serious though for a second
One thing that I'll say
That caught me by surprise
Is putting Scotty Barnes
At 22
He did not make my list whatsoever
He was definitely an honorable mention
I'm not saying that as if like
I fucking still hate to do to whatever
He generally like has made that leap
after having what you call a Tyreek Evans-ish sophomore slump,
which is super natural.
We've seen plenty of players in the past,
have this decent Tateau, for example.
He made leaps to his game.
Me personally, I would not say that he's better than J.L. Brunton at all.
I wouldn't consider him better than Trey Young.
But to see that you have this type of admiration from at 22 is interesting,
and you got to talk.
Donovan, is he on your list?
I think that you are munching for Scotty Bronson.
He's not on my list.
Y'all need to watch more Raptors games.
I'm sorry.
People handle us a lot
because we make fun of the Raptors
and Raptors fans get pissed about it.
This is the time.
If you didn't put him in your top 30,
you legitimately need to watch him Raptors.
Tell me why he's better
than Jalen Brunson.
Defense.
He is a legitimately incredible defender.
He's not going to get all defense buzz
or anything like that
because that's not the way people view him
and the Raptors' defense isn't good enough.
Typically, you've got to have
like a top tier defense to get
in those type of conversations.
He's incredible defensively.
And offensively this year,
it's similar to
Pascoeacham,
where I put him a little bit lower
because the team sucks.
But we know that if they're in a better context
where they didn't have all these duplicative skill sets,
this team would be cooking.
He has added a legitimately good three-point shot
to an already versatile offensive game
that's making him a legit three-level score.
And if he's only averaging just over 20,
it's simply because the team caliber around him,
they have no spacing.
He's a slasher with no spacing around him.
It's like what we used to say about RJ Barrett
and why his development was kind of like iffy.
Except Scottie Barnes is actually good at basketball
and has displayed elite skill sets
that he's going to be an all-star this year.
So y'all are going for real silly when an all-star isn't near top 24 players because he's going to get that recognition from the actual league that decides it.
And it's just so clear to see that he's a two-way star now that if he had the right team around him, he'd be averaging 25 with ease.
That's fair.
If you want to, if you want to go ahead and say that Scotty Barnes should be in the top 30, that's cool.
And that's a different conversation.
The conversation that we're having right now is specifically Barnes over Brunson.
Yeah.
And I don't think that that is correct.
I think that you talked about while we were harping on RJ, right, and all this other stuff.
Jalen Brunson plays with R.J. Barrett.
It is dominated.
I should have gave him the RJ tax and put him at top 10.
Jalen Brunson last year, like, and honestly, you were ahead of the curve for a lot of people
and saying Jailen Brunson is going to come into New York and he's going to be exceptional
and he's going to be very good.
He's going to have one of the best contracts in the NBA.
and he exceeded expectations like anything that everybody thought to Jay LaBurton could be he passed that up last year.
This year he's taking it to another level.
He's more, he's more efficient.
He's shooting like 46% from three.
He's fantastic.
And for him to have an offense that also isn't like a crazy juggernaut offense around him.
And he is the driving force.
He is the driving force of a team that is going to be in the top four of the East.
right hoping hope and pray right projecting but
Brunson's ability to impact the Knicks and to lift them up especially when their second
star is inconsistent at times he's been good for a while but yeah yeah but you know
yeah yeah yeah brunson i i just don't agree that brunson should be lower than than Barnes in
this case yeah well the thing is you said nothing about defense and that's half the game and
that's a lot of my debates ended up going to the guy who listen jaylon brunson's a better score
He's also averages more because he's a higher volume score
Can take more shots because his team allows him to do that
Scotty Barnes is a slasher with no spacing
And he shoots 70% at the rim right now
38% from 3
Still average 20 points your game
On I think like six less shots per game
Probably than Jaylon Brunson
Keep in mind I pull that number out of my ass
I'm guessing it's something like that
Also is an elite rebounder over nine rebounds per game
5.8 assists per game
People sleep on his passing ability
For a long time Raptors fans
We're like oh he can be a point guard
He's an elite passer and so-and-so
Dramatic
But he's a legitimately really good passer
I just named like every aspect of the game
that he's legitimately really good at
the only thing that keeps him out of these conversations
for people is points per game
and that's simply because he plays
with Pascal Seacom, O.G. Ninobe, and Dennis Schroeder.
Where is the spacing in that lineup?
Yacopolde. And he still shoots 70% at the rim.
What is he bad at right now?
Jalim, I'm not saying.
Fuck Jalynne Brunson.
No, no, no, no, no, because that's the only argument.
I'm not, I will admit to you
that he should be in the top 30, right?
I will give you that.
You don't have to sell me on Scotty Barnes
You have to sell me why he's better
I just told you do
Do you think defense matters I do
One's an elite defender one is at
Best average a slightly below average
For being real he's a small guy
It's not his fault
One gives legitimately really good impact there
One gives you nothing
I think I think that like
And while defense matters
If you are talking about
Getting Buck into being able to drive an offense right
Even teams who have the best defense
In the league right
You probably wouldn't believe in them as much as you would a team that has the best offense in the league, right?
Because it's so hard to just watch a team.
Incorrect.
All the, so many of the past championship teams were.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not, not, I'm not talking about champions because when we get into like the final four, all those teams are complete.
And they're superstars sure.
All that.
I'm saying like when you're talking about a 42 and 40 team, right, if the Knicks from 2020 who are all defense, no offense,
rather than the Kings from last year
who were all offense, no defense,
you would probably lean towards that King's team
that is that great offensively.
Yeah, that's just a little bit irrelevant, I think,
when we're talking about individual players,
because we're talking about individual players,
not the teams around them.
I'm saying, the Knicks aren't atop your offense team
and the rabbits aren't top of your defense.
I'm saying you are leaning towards,
you are leaning towards saying, like,
defense is the, is the tiebreaker for you
or the thing that's skewing you.
and I'm saying Jalen Brunson's out here
and has the ability to give you
he has the upside to give you 50 points in a game
he has the ability to give you 41 in a playoff game
and be one of the reasons
I don't think Scotty Barnes has that ability
agreed by soon there's more that matters than points per game
it just depends on what you value
I think overall holistically
like Scotty Barnes genuinely gives you all that
that is his potential coming out of college
folks were called what's calling him
the next Jemong Green folks blown out of proportion a lot of like the things that he was supposed
to be elite at like his passing i think he's still like a great pass for his size not a point
forward not the next he's a point forward well when i think of point four i think of a little bit
different way but regardless of the fact we all we all agree he is like a great passer for his size
point blank period yeah yeah i just need to see more elite level scottie barns rather than just like
the first 25 30ish games of it you know what i'm saying so this is so this is so this is so
far i can't be mad at it but to say that he's better than someone like jalen brunson and
trey young who's like these these two are just offense i don't want to say jillen bruns is like
an offensive system himself but he is a fucking bucket and we've seen him get through the mud
yeah ends and out similar to similar ways that scotty barnes has had like he has like you said
he's playing alongside r j barrett and six nine r j barrett sometimes and julius randle so he's
he doesn't have much help along his side either and so for these two players
I think they're just a tier ahead.
Scotty Barnes can get there.
But I just don't think he's there just yet.
I think you're jumping the gun like you do usual with him.
I'm not.
You are.
You did last year.
I'm just right though.
He's going to be an all-star.
He's a thousand percent going to be an all-star.
I would bet $100 something right now.
I think he's an all-star.
He's going to be an all-star.
He's going to be an all-star.
Well, I mean, it's Toronto, so I can't get,
I can't, like, go against you from that.
Okay, vote the fan vote.
Yeah, exactly.
So it's like, what do you want me to say, bro.
Again, I think, just think about team context.
We all think the Raptors are a ridiculous team that should blow it up
with just the same players from two through four.
Say what you want about the next roster.
It's not the best thing in the world,
but nothing about it holds back Jalen Brunton from his game.
His game, they need him to take all these shots and do these things.
They're perfectly built for him to be this guy
that can get the best of Jalen Brunson, I think.
I can't think of a team context that suits him better.
They have no other ball handlers.
Before he's playing behind Luka and that held back him statistically,
now that's not an issue.
for a guy like him that's an on-ball score
to be the number one option
is the best thing you could hope for
there's no other guards
that have duplicative skill sets
it's the complete opposite
for Scottie Barnes
and he's still averaging 29 and 6
so just think about
if he had a stretch 5
if there's no Siakum
and there was an actual hierarchy
well you said 29 and 6
20 slash 9 slash 6
okay cool you said that way
yeah yeah I understand
I talk too fast
audio listeners
we got it
yeah just imagine him
on a team that made sense
with what he's showing now
literally the only thing
holding him back is how many shots
for game he takes
that's it all his efficiency
everything else
give Brunson for being in that so if Scottie was in a good situation and doing all those
things he would you would give him that credit but Brunson is in is in that situation doing
amazing things that you don't want to give him the credit over Barton he's the 24th best player
in the league what the fuck do you want for me again I'm saying that if Scottie could be in the
best situation his offensive output would be at least somewhat close still less of the
offensive player than Jaylon Brunson and then the defensive golf is way bigger than anything
Jaylon Brunson is better than Scottie go ahead and much for Scotty you just don't like defense it's
fun. You don't like defense. I just don't, I like Scotty Barnes as a talent. You know me against
the Toronto Raptors fans. Like it's, it's pretty much smoke or whatever. But regardless of the
fact, I like Scotty Barnes as a talent, he has made that jump. He's made that leap. And I can't
deny it, but I need to see a little bit more before I just jump the gun. Like if we were,
if this was like throughout the entire season he was playing like this, I'm so on board and
Masai Jiri, he is continuing to derail this man's career.
But regardless of the fact, I need you to explain a little bit why you have
Trey Young at 23. I think that's a little bit too low.
I honestly, you could have been lower for how he played the start this season.
I gave him, I had him below Jay Lambrunton at first.
I give him credit because the last, I think, 13 games, and he pulled it up.
He's been great.
He's been averaging like 30, shooting like 42% from the 3.
He's snapping right now.
He's back.
I think I had those sap pull up, I went away.
He's averaging like, oh, I have it right here.
he's in the past 13 games
averaging 32.2 points,
10.6 assists.
Eating.
As shooting 43% from 3 and 47% from the field.
He is eating. He's so back.
Exactly. We've been praying to have that for Tray Young
and for the past year and a half
just hasn't done it consistently enough.
And I'm starting to think that
when he's playing like this,
he's 100% the Tray Young.
We've always hoped he could be
what we thought he was two and a half years ago.
We thought he'd be a top three point guard.
When he's not being this efficient,
which listen, it's been a year and a half
of most of the time he hasn't been like that.
so at this point it's a pattern.
I think he's a mold of player
that it's not necessarily worth giving him
the high usage he demands
because unless you're gonna be
like a Luca Donchich,
like a Prime James Hardin,
you have to be like hitting on all cylinders
for that type of heliocentric play style
to make sense for a team
and just simply put
when he's not hitting his shots
he's not giving you enough defensively
to warrant him being the end-all
be all of your offense.
Yeah.
But I put him up higher
because he's been great lately
so I hope he can continue that trend
and move up higher on the list.
With that being set through
the inconsistencies,
even with that,
I still think he's been better
inconsistent try young in my opinion has been
I think it warns him to be above someone like scotty barns
I'm not going to argue about like above bam because bam is like
yeah he should be 20 he belongs there he he's made that leap
across the stones especially when he comes to scoring
when it comes to scotty barns I see they both have had inconsistency
scotty went through it last year for a multitude of reasons
um so I see what you're saying I disagree
but I'm not going to kill you like how Donovan wants to
get him on you over fucking gentlemen
I'll argue this to death.
I think we're all going to come around
and Scotty Barnes pretty soon
once his team tries to make more sense.
And listen,
everything is easier once they have
that All-Star label.
So once February comes around
and everybody starts to view him
as an All-Star,
the same way we do,
a Lowry Marketing in,
a Deeran Fox, whoever,
that makes it so much easier
for people to rationalize these things.
So give me until February.
Listen, I need a year
or a couple more months
before I make that assumption.
Fair no.
You put Tyree's Max in your top 30.
It's been 25 games.
Tyreys Maxi never had to beat
the fraud allegations.
Just just watching
because there's different expectations and that's for scotty barns like you have to
for someone who i view i viewed him highly as well i thought he was going to be uh his rookie year
i thought he's going to be so impressive defensively he was incredibly overwhelming or
underwhelming my bad second year same shit follows and applies and this year he's finally
reaching that expectation yeah it's how it works with young players they develop it is it didn't
happen as fast as we hoped that should happen now and i don't feel the reason to like wait on it
because nothing about it's unsustainable yeah what that being said though i think yeah
23, that's, you should be ashamed of yourself.
You should be a shame to yourself right here.
25, you're gross.
Go ahead and listen.
Yeah, so here's my 5.
So I have Trey Young at 25.
Okay.
I have Rudy Gober at 24.
I have Zion at 23.
Dearen Fox at 22.
And then I have Bam at 21.
The only one looking back at this right now that I would move a change would be Zion at 23.
This is a lot of projecting.
Listen, we obviously, we get a bunch of jokes off.
I think I tried to overcorrect.
myself in terms of saying we joke on him too much.
Let me try to give him a little bit too much praise.
So I can take that one, that one back.
Everything else I feel fairly, fairly decent about.
Hey, Mo.
The one thing I will say, we're on the same page.
Let's say it at the same time.
Deer Fox is too low.
You are a bastard for that, bud.
22, you go to jail, go to hell.
You have that, you deserve calling your stocky for Christmas.
Boo, shame on you.
Shame on you.
Shame.
Shame, shame, shame.
Shame, shame.
Oh my God, bro.
why
it's hard
what happened
listen these are hard
I got like seven spots higher
that's crazy
Deeran Fox at like 15
is wild
in my opinion
okay
it's average 30
yeah
it's kind of wild
I don't have that
it's close but
keep going
right
anyways
so we want to
we want to talk about
Deerne
or who do
who do we want to talk
about from this
bam is chalk
you just explains on
go bear makes sense
he's DPOI
I probably should have
him higher.
Trey Young, I talked about it.
You probably agree with me.
Why is Deering Fox at 22?
I just like the other point guards more.
And so we can talk about it more when we get to the rest of my list.
Okay, well, no, let's save it then until we can pull them up and then we'll talk about
why we have them higher.
Yeah.
We should have the full frame of reference.
Yes.
All right, cool.
So go to Moe's next five.
All right.
So for my next, my next five, I got Jimmy Butler, always have to put him there.
He could be literally like anywhere on this list.
He could be up as high as like top 12, 11.
And that's just the natural range that we have.
Real quick.
Donovan
You had Jimmy Butler too low
Shame
Shame shame shame shame shame
This is worse
Hold on
Why is it worse
Has he been snapping
Has he been snapping so far
This regular?
Every year
You just
It's like you everybody
Every year people forget
That June happens every year
And Jimmy Buller
Becomes Michael Jordan
How do you forget
Is it June yet
As far as I know
He got a sat in Santa
Sanic suit on this
December right now
Excuse me
So 25 Jimmy Bowler
24 is Zion, 23,
Lamello ball, 22, PG, and
21, I got Jalen Brunton.
I respect that. I didn't put Lamello. I forgot about Lamello.
He got hurt 15 games in the season, but
regardless of the fact, when he was, when he was
healthy, you love Lamello.
As soon as he started getting to the line,
that just transformed his game. And for any
true, high elite level score,
you need to get to the line, and he finally
matched that. That's been a weakness for
his entire career, and for him to finally
get over that, scared of
contacting, and just force himself, he realized he's
six, seven, and he has some quickness to his game.
I think once he comes back, I don't want to say like the corner is going to be in plain
contention, but they're not going to be a complete wash or a shit show like the Washington
Wizards or anything like that.
I mean, listen, nobody's going to be as worse as bad as the Washington Woods.
Maybe the Detroit Pistons.
Maybe them.
But yeah, that's fair.
But okay.
Is there, are there any real discrepancies at all other than Melo?
I have Paul George a little higher, but it's not crazy.
I respect the Jaylon love.
I honestly wanted to put Jaylon higher.
I just, the theme for mine is I've rewarded defense in every debate that was too close offensively.
So I didn't go that high, but I respect it.
His offense has been incredible.
I don't know if it will continue to be the best two-point shooting in the league by far.
But even if he doesn't, he's still great.
Yeah, it's just Jimmy's too low.
That's the only the issue.
I love Jimmy Butler so much.
And I, like, right now, right now, I just didn't want to put him that high simple because it's like,
that's Jimmy Butler in the regular season, man.
Like, this is not his time where he's perfectly comfortable.
being put in this range for me personally, because I know what he's going to do in the playoffs.
Right now, this is not the playoffs.
And so far this season, he's just been like super steady and ready.
He's just kind of maintained his game and he hasn't done anything too crazy so far this season.
We all know what he is.
Yeah, exactly.
And I just feel like knowing what he is, he's got to be a top 15 player, at least top 20, I think.
I couldn't.
Yeah.
He has to be top 20.
I mean, coming into the year, like all of us, none of us actually believed in the heat to be good,
but we put them high in our rankings because like they're Miami and part of the reason is
Jimmy Butler and Spole they just figure out ways to win and they're still doing that right now
like I thought that they were going to be in the mud and they are a very good they're a very
good team and it's in part because Jimmy Butler is fantastic obviously Bam and and
uh... Hamahakis and all that stuff but I 25 and putting him near like the
Rosalzabotum like come on okay that's fair this is like the land of
like second option
like elite second options right
low low tier. That's what Zahn is playing
like right now right but Jimmy
at 25 yeah he's in the
regular season that's what he wants to be he
hasn't been better than BAM so far this regular
season. Right now this is BAM's team as we speak
but we're not talking about just this regular season you know it's a
holistically contextually we know that playoffs matter
and he's going to be him like he's an
outlier in that way that I'm with you
normally I'm like we have to consider that's why don't put
Jamal Murray this high but it's like the
What Jimmy's done just has to get respect.
You know, he's going to do it again.
Like, it's just who he is.
That's fair to say. That's fair to say.
I, y'all know that I understand Jimmy Buller is that talent.
And once he's in the playoffs, top 10?
Top 10? Top 15? Fuck that. He's top five.
Yeah, he's literally top five. We all know this.
So 25 is just a comfortable range.
And I'm just showing my respects because no one is really like paying attention
to him in the playoff in the regular season.
Are you sure of respect at 25?
Yeah, I am. He's on the list.
You hate Jimmy Bowler?
No, I love him.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding. I get it.
Okay.
We can move on to the top 20.
Let's get, okay, we got Donovan going first.
All right.
At 20, I have Paul George, 19 D Mitch, 18, Kauai, 17, Damien Lillard, and then 16, Jalen Brunson.
Much, just much.
Okay.
Absolutely.
Okay.
Go ahead.
You think Jalen Brunson has been better than Donovan Mitchell this season, Damian Lillard, and Deerran Fox.
Here's the thing.
He has been.
He has been.
Because he's making 46% of his threes.
He's been incredible.
If we're serious, is he a better player?
Would you want them more long term than Damien?
Lillard, no. Damien Lurid has the downside of playing next to Yonis and getting lower usage,
having to figure it all out while Jalen Brunson has the continuity to just do his thing
to start of the season. So I get the bias there, but be serious. What's up? You know in any
context of building a team, you would rather have Damien Lillard than Jalen Brunson.
De Aaron Fawson is a rogue right for me, man. Yeah, go. He's the bigger. He was averaging 30 right now.
What right now, like what in your mind tells you, nah, Jalen got that into it? He's a Nick. That's what's in his mind.
I can give you, I can, I can give you dear.
I think, I think with Dame and the, okay, I'll argue Dame a little bit more.
And obviously the, the second star role for Dame, and I'm okay with that.
Like that, that's honestly not really what's bothering me.
I think Dame has taken a while to adjust and it is starting to be inconsistent.
I think that Dame over the last two to three years has been very injury prone.
Yeah.
And it hasn't been as, as reliable.
I think that
I think that right now
Dame is
aging into this part of his career
where he is the
he is the second option
and is he not
is he not
is he aging into it
no he happened to get traded
the team that had Yanis
he had his best year
of his career last year
he looks
he's not aging in anything
he just happened to be traded
how did he though
sure but that hasn't had any
effective his play
he's 303 it's a big assumption
all I'm saying is last year was the best year
of his career you know this
He's, he's 33.
Statistically, you could probably find, like, better years.
You can't, though.
Statistically, you can't.
That's what I said statistically.
Oh, my bad, my though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But, like, I think that there's, I think that Brunson has taken this leap and in this
elevation that if anybody else, and this is, this is where I'm going to push back on
the bias from y'all, because if anybody else came out here and we're shooting 46% from
three, you got to be like, let, let's, let Scotty Barnes come out here and shoot
46% from three.
Isaac is like, oh my God, he's him, he's doing all this.
Let, let, let, let, let Tray Young finally become a great three-point shooter like that
and start shooting over 40% from three.
He's the third best point guard in the league.
It's him, it's him and how, is that 40?
No, okay, thank you.
All I'm saying is that Jaylen Brunson, Jaylen Brunson has taken a leap last year.
He has taken a leap this year.
And I want to give him that credit on the offensive end, that, that a lot of,
lot of other stars have taken those leaps or have had amazing stretches and we give them credit
but we don't want to give brunton the credit because he's six foot and he plays isolation
basketball yeah that's why give me a second real quick how fucking dare you doubt my
statistic literacy you think there's a world where i wouldn't call somebody shooting 46 for seven
three unsustainable be fucking for real nobody's going to be the greatest three of all time
by far that's just unsustainable no matter who you are i'm saying he is obviously that's great
because, like, Steph's not doing it.
I would doubt that no matter who it is.
Yeah.
But for him to be able to come out here and clearly show there's a different level of efficiency that he's reached.
Everybody else is making those leaps and is becoming better.
And I don't think that Brunson, in the grand scheme of point guard conversations, has gotten that kind of love.
And so that's why that's why I think that for him, who also isn't in a situation where, like, in Sacramento, where you have shooters everywhere.
I push back on that
The shooters in Sacramento
are much better than the shooters
Yeah, I don't think it matters
for Jaylon Brunson
His game, he's not a driving kick guy
His game, shooters has very little
do with what he does
The Knicks have confidence spacing
They don't have bad space in the show
I don't think to you
Would you say that?
No, no, not not.
He's not a guy
Not bad, not bad
Yeah, but for Deeran
I'm like, it does help
When like you are going downhill
Yeah, yeah
And you can play five out all the time
Because nobody is within five feet of you
But his game, okay
So that helps Deeran specifically, because he's a slasher.
Yes.
Jane is not a slasher.
That has, it matters, it'll help anybody.
So I'm not going to say, like, it would be nice if he had, Harrison Barnes, Kevin
Herder and Keegan Murray, sure.
His game has an ISO score, getting to the mid-range.
The Knicks are as good of a spot as anybody for him.
I think what matters to him more is simply usage.
Like you said, he's an ISO-based player.
The spacing matters less for the way he plays, I think.
I'd like, I said to say, I don't think his team situation holds him back at all.
I think that for that for Brunton there I actually think that there's another level that he could go to if he had more spacing and I think that in a in a playmaking sense okay it probably it probably could get there because at least in the in the Scotty argument the like if we're just looking at straight assist the the numbers for Jalen aren't like outstanding right and I think that if he is dealing with somebody in in you know in the corner like
Like, like, Kevin, like, Godly, can't say his name, like Herder or like Malik Monk and two guys.
Keegan Murray, sniper.
Exactly.
Two guys who are moving around, this constant motion, it makes it a little bit easier to get,
to get those assistance to be seen in that light as a playmaker.
And for Brunson, because he is this, like, ISO score and does all this, there's a floor
that your offense can have.
And I think if you are talking about the other guys and you're talking about a ceiling
razor okay yeah we and then we can have a real conversation about what matters more floor raising
or ceiling yeah yeah but for brunson there is a floor that the nick's offense does have because he's
there and i think that's appropriately the 24th best player in the league i feel like we gave him we gave him
a high he's 24 he's not 50 like yeah to say he's 26 and to even put him i'm not gonna like
get on this tangent for what to put him above call why landers is like ah you're toe in the line
you know what i understand he doesn't play he's he's playing this season he's playing this
And he's been amazing over the last 10, 15 games.
He's been surreal, you know?
And that's the type of thing I'm talking about.
Like, it's so easy to be like, oh, it doesn't play.
He's playing this year, and we know injuries suck.
It's unfortunate.
He hasn't missed a game this year.
Yeah, exactly.
And to...
I mean, I just, just to add to the much allegations,
there's 90 headshots on the screen.
You specifically requested a specific one for Jaylen Brunson.
Oh, yeah, yes, yes, because the other...
Because, go to leave.
Yes, I requested a specific...
headshot because the other headshots
are from him in Dallas and everybody
else. Dane just got traded this summer and he
has a Bucks headshot while Brunson has been
on the Knicks for two years and we're still using... But did you ask
for a headshot or did you ask for a celebration?
I want to ask
to the headshot.
You asked for the celebration.
Because that's my guy. That's my guy. That's my guy.
There we go. There's what you do. He deserves
to have that headshot
like of his current team.
Yeah, I...
Fair enough.
I can...
Let's review the next five so we can...
Okay, so go ahead.
I have Trey Young at 20, 19, bam.
18, I have Anthony Edwards.
Maybe it's a little too low,
but I think the guys above them
have had better seasons overall.
17, Donovan Mitchell, and 16, I have Donovan.
Okay, let's move with my next five
so we can see all three of my ones.
Let's go, just go the next one.
I have at 20 Paul George,
19 Jimmy Butler,
18, Donovan Mitchell, 17 Kauai, 16 John Morant.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. So, okay, so clearly you have a start with yours. Anthony Edwards is the lowest year.
Yeah. Why is he below a Damien Lillard or Donovan Mitchell?
So so far this season are going into the season.
We all know pretty much everyone was counting him as to be the next one, the guy, the king.
I don't know what I'm saying.
He was supposed to make that superstar leap.
And so far this season, his numbers look basically identical outside of his playmaking.
I'll say he's made that leap.
But so far the season's scoring has looked the same.
Efficiency looks the same.
He's shooting a little bit better from three, which kudos him.
He's generally a better shooter compared to last year.
So those numbers, you know, apply to the actual context.
But this season, he hasn't made, like, the leap to lock him down as, like, the potential best shooting guard in the NBA, depending on how you view Devin Booker on all that stuff.
And I would say someone like Donovan Mitchell has had a vastly underrated season through all the turmoil that the Cavaliers have went through.
They're still above 500.
And it's literally only because of him.
He's averaging 27, 5, and 5 on pretty good officials.
you know and when i compare the two right now i think donovan has had like the better season and i don't
think there's any real argument against that compared to aunt now i think there is could i see
like surpassing him as the season goes on sure it's very possible but as far as what i've seen right
now i'm going to get i'm going to tell my hat towards donovan i think this gets back to
several other arguments you had defense anthonyard has been not just part of a team at the
top third defense, not just like there for the ride, like say Donovan Mitchell was,
whenever the jazz were doing it, Rudy Gaubert was just the god there.
Anthony Edwards has been like a big part of it.
He's been, you say he didn't make any type of a leap.
He made a good leap defensively.
The past two years, I was the first one to tell you that people overrate Anthony Edwards.
A lot of that was because people were like, oh, he can be an elite defender.
He just wasn't.
He just wasn't for the first three years of his career.
He's been a legitimately great defensive playmaker this year.
Not like he's like locked on every play, but he knows when to gear it.
up and went to be a playmaker, similar to like a shake-goe to Alexander who's been
in the league and assists.
Anthony Edwards isn't on that level of playmaker, but he's legit there and has actual impact
there.
He's grown.
Well, no one's going to say that about Donovan Mitchell.
I mean, he's not like a cone, but it's not good.
And Donovan Mitchell, like you said, after 27, 5 and 5, great.
Two more points for game than Anthony Edwards.
He takes more shots.
He's not playing necessarily chronology towns.
He has better spacing.
For everything that is good about the Timberwolves, they're not at elite offense because
they sacrifice spacing for defense.
If Aunt had some of that, you know, he'd hire more points per game, take more shots.
They still feed Cat plenty of shots.
Like, there's a lot to go around there.
While the timbre, while the calves have had all these injuries, like you said, Donald Mitchell has been the rock steady force.
It's a lot of me to get his numbers more.
Those two points per game are, I think, mostly because of that.
Yeah, exactly.
And he's risen to the occasion and showed up every single night to keep them afloat.
But there's been plenty of times throughout the season where I'm like, okay, this is just another ant stinker in November, which we know why.
He's had plenty of those.
He's absolutely.
can't see and I can't look at those and be like, nah, like he has to be better than
Donovan is sure because he's locking down on defense. Now, with that being said,
Timberwell's regards of the stinkers, there's still the number from Anthony Edwards
and thinkers. There's still the number one team in the NBA as in the making of this podcast.
So that's just why like I just could not, I can't get past the inconsistencies offensive.
I get that.
I get that. Though the defense has genuinely improved and that's one thing that I did neglect,
and he does, he does deserve that shine. That's something that not of all people are going to
talk about when it comes to his game of course people talk about the jumping ability
and the shooting and all the other stuff about him but the defense has might be the reason
why most people should probably put him over donovan mitchell but i'm just holding him accountable
towards what a lot of people expected out of him and that's that leap offensive
no i get that and i think he has had like several stinkers the past month you're right
that's why i put him down a little bit too just because i'm like is it going to be a pattern
which I think is the same thing you did.
You just accounted for it more.
The reason I didn't put him down a ton
is because for the season,
he's still shooting 71% at the rim.
He's made a leap there as rim finisher,
despite having not a lot of spacing.
The nice he's had these cold nights recently,
I was looking into it.
It's mostly poor jump shooting.
He just has mid-range shot
and his 3.6 percentage
have fallen down to a little bit lower
in the world last year
because he's had those terrible games
where the shots is not falling.
I tend to think that's just bad luck
and that like, you know,
he's not like a worse shooter now,
not an inconsistent shooter.
So I didn't ding him too much for that
because that happens to everybody.
And, like, you know, Yokic had several terrible games.
He said, like, some of the worst games was career in the past month, too.
I didn't remove him from one, spoiler alert.
So, like, I didn't put him down too much, but I understand.
Yeah, that's different.
Yeah, that's different.
It's just, like, expectations leading into the season.
And although I don't want to say he's, like, disappointed by any means.
But it's just like, you could use it early.
Before this podcast started throughout the day, I was like, should I put him at 15, 16.
Earlier, he was high as, like, maybe 14.
But I decided to ding him at their 18
Because I just seen
With Donovan Mitchell and more
So it's about him
And he's like
He's the orbit around this conversation
That I didn't want to
That I didn't want end up to being lost
I get that
Yeah that makes sense
Everything else in your list makes total sense to me
I have dame a little lower
I should know
Have I had dame in my list yet?
I forget
No I haven't
Okay I think he's next
So you all have jaw higher
I have Jod's 16
Is he your top 15
Yeah he is
Okay fair enough
I ended up going with a couple guys
just because like some people
have made the leap this year
like I have Anthony Edwards above him
clearly Deeran Fox
just because they've been so great this year
and made a leap I think
in a very winning situation
when Jod gets back
and has more time
to remind us who he is
he'll probably get back higher
to closer to pushing the 10
I haven't for now
where I try to give him
some bend in for the doubt
but still reward guys
who have just been available to do it
because they're not knuckleheads
but we all know Jaws
is going to be like in the top 15 for sure
other than that we all have Kauai here
you'd Kauai lower right Moe?
I have Kauai
little bit higher. Okay, so you haven't seen Kauai yet. Yeah, I have Jimmy Butler higher. Yeah, we talk,
we talk about all these guys. Paul George 20th. That's a, that's, we're ready to see the next five.
All right. We got Donovan's next five. This is where it gets intense. Yeah, okay. Here we go. So,
we got Tyrese at 15. Anthony Edwards at 14. Jimmy Butler at 13, Jai at 12 and Anthony Davis at 11.
Oh, John at 12. Okay. Yeah. I respect that. We had them in that range last year before all the
fuckery went down. So, yeah, I think, I get it. Yeah, I think for John. And also, this is, we are
recording this the day after
John makes his debut and he scores 30
and gets the game winner and literally
like doesn't miss a beat
on anything. Yeah, he's great. And
the fact that like
Jock can step onto the floor and immediately
change the entire math,
the entire dynamic of the Grizzlies
offense and make them
competent, they are
I think I take this morning
they're like seven and a half games out of the play in.
After seeing last night, I'm like they might
make a run at 10 and they might
have a chance. A game winner got you.
They, no, but like if you look above them, Utah is above them. I do not believe that Utah
will be better for the rest of the season than Memphis will. Fair. You have Houston who is
currently in the playing right now. They cannot win games on the road and they are 11 and 1 at
home. And for a young team, I don't know how sustainable 11 and 1 at home is. So I expect them to
lose a couple more games and that's all Memphis is going to need to creep into the 10th spot. And then
they're probably going to have to fight with Golden State and Phoenix for the last spot,
which is going to be tough.
But I think that they have a chance to make it at least interesting.
And, yeah, like you said, Jal was in this range before he did what he did last season.
He's back.
I think everything is going to be fine.
And he's amazing.
So that's why he's at 12.
Fair enough.
I respect it.
Yeah.
You give a lot of respect to Jimmy.
I understand it.
I kind of, I'm in between.
Clearly, you gave him the respect for being playoff Jimmy.
Mo dropped him for being regular season, Jimmy.
I did a little bit in between.
I think I had my 17 or something like that.
I understand that, though.
One thing that I just have a slight question about,
it's not like it's a huge grievance,
but Tyrese Halliburton is 15.
Yes.
You want to explain that?
Listen.
Specifically over-ant.
The floor raising, right, for Tyrese is fantastic.
There's nights where the defense is actually atrocious.
He's terrible, you're right.
It's actually, like, it's not even bad.
There's nights where it's embarrassing,
how bad he is on defense.
And so I was like, I just can't do it.
I get it.
I just can't do it.
He just, he's insane offensively, bro.
I get it.
But I think it makes me even more mad that you are like six, seven.
You have the physical tools to not be a cone.
And he is a cone.
He is not impactful positively in any way on defense.
And there's nights where you just look at it and you just question, like, what are you doing?
You know who else is an impactful offensive in any ways on defense?
What's up?
John Morant.
John Moran is not a cone, but he's also in a better, a big problem.
Tyreys Hallibir is not moving the needle at all.
Yeah.
He's also in an ecosystem defensively that doesn't warrant that at all.
So like, your team environment matters a ton for defensive effort.
Put him with the grit and grind Taylor Jenkins system, he'd probably try a lot harder,
put more of an effort on it.
We'll see.
He does not do that.
And even as bad as Jai is, it's not embarrassing the way that it can sometimes give
the time.
Again, he also has no backland help.
The whole patient system is built around not helping
at the rim, can I give up threes?
Yeah.
So when you beat your man, you beat your man.
Exactly.
So when he gets blown by, it's fucking clear as day
because he's not getting help in the corners.
Every other point guard doesn't have that.
That's like just asking to expose your guards
and make them look worse than they really are.
Like, Donovan Mitchell is probably similar,
but he has two trees behind them
that their whole thing is they'll help
when you shoot corner threes.
Contextually, they're probably not that different,
but system-wise makes him look worse.
And you think, though,
if you know that you're getting targeted
at every play. I'm going to need you to make one stop, right?
You have all the attempts to where it's not even,
I'm not even looking at the percentage. I'm looking at
can you get one stop. You're right. Can you get one stop out of 30
or however many possessions? And it's just, it's crazy
sometimes. So I want to put him higher. I love Tyrese. I think he's
fantastic. If you want to put him up at 12 over Jod,
we can have that conversation. And I can ride with you. Yeah.
It's just, there's some nice words bad. No, I get it. Yeah. I think
part of it is a team ecosystem that's like, I keep,
this is a hard one. You show my next five and my next.
Okay, show both of ours.
Because I have Tyrese Halliburton at 12.
Makes sense.
Okay.
And I struggle because the whole time I've been saying I lean defense a lot of times.
I also have been saying I lean team context and thinking about how the teams impact these guys.
It's not just like their skills are on paper.
Nothing else matters.
Who's the five around you?
Who's your coach?
How are they deciding to play matters?
Same reason I put Scotty Barnes higher.
So that's kind of hard for me because he does suck on defense,
but he also looks worse than other guards because of that the way they play.
I'd lean towards the fact
that he's just been such a supernova on offense
and there is the element of that's how they play
that makes them look worse
but I get it
like I've had to be consistent
you could put them above him
but like you see I have
11 out Devon Booker
12 I have Tyreus Halliburton
13 Damian Lillard
14 Anthony Edwards
and 15
Deeran Fox
the guys below him
just don't bring the playmaking punch
that he does
That's fair
I think that his playmaking
is meaningfully enough better
than everybody on the
this list that I'll over sell
I'll look past some of the defense that's fair
okay and I'm yeah I'm not
I'm not gonna say anything anything about it
Tyrese is fantastic yeah so moving
on at 11 I have
Devin Booker 12 John Morant
13 Tyrese
14 Deeran Fox and 15
you finally see Kawhi Leonard yeah
you have any
grievances at all so cool okay so let's talk about
Deer and Fox now because we both time in top 15
Donovan's ass had him at 25 which
I don't know how you did that
No, no, not 25.
What was it?
He was 22.
Oh, good.
That's so crazy.
Thank the heavens.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, it was 20.
Yeah, 22.
Great.
I have him 15.
Mo has him 14.
He's averaging 30 is the driving force of a really good team for two years now.
And I've been the one that's been saying he's already.
I'm surprised that you're saying that.
Because you were saying that subonance was better last year.
Well, no.
I hate Subonis.
Was I saying that?
You were.
There's no fucking way I was saying that.
Maybe, maybe.
Maybe at some point, but after the playoffs last year, I would never.
regardless of the fact what what really has helped i don't believe i take this leap is his three-point
shooting he's become a serious threat he's shooting like 38% from there on eight attempts per game
so with seeing that volume and being able to maintain that level of efficiency that efficiency
to which i remind you guys he came into the league as a non-shooter and throughout his entire career
basically up until these last two years where he really showed that bag he started really
clicking on all cylinders
offensively and that just
opens up the game
so much more for him and everybody else
to the point to where he's just as efficient
and he's pretty much like
one of those point guards where you just look at his game
and he just like yeah I don't know how to stop this guy
because he can burst right past by you
and if you sag a little bit too much
he's pulling and it's going in 38% of the time
he shoots 50% from the midrange
39% from 3. Legitimately great shooter like you said
on high volume you know what's crazy
He's averaging 30 right now.
Last season, he shot 77% at the rim.
Insane.
The highest from any point guard in the league,
because their spacing was so crazy,
you know, they're running and gunning
and things were clicking full cylinder.
He was hurt for a little bit this year,
and right now he's only shooting 63% at the rim,
his lowest since the second year in the league.
That's going to get higher.
Maybe it's not 77 again.
It's going to push his way back to the high 60s,
maybe low back into low 70s at least,
once, you know, he gets to feed under him,
the team, everything goes back to normal.
What's going to happen when he's still shooting great from three,
he's still in the high volume
and his rim scoring
comes back to normal.
32 points for game?
I don't know.
But like we're not even seeing
the peak version of the Aaron
right now and he's averaging 30.
Yeah, it's scary.
It's scary.
Looking at this list,
I finally feel bad.
I should have had ant's higher.
I was genuinely a bastard.
But regardless of the fact,
the only other discrepancy I see
is like you have AD at 11.
We clearly have in my top 10.
Why is AD at 11
not in top 10?
it's close I get it
but listen
unless he's like 10 when I tell you
that the hardest decision
on this entire list for me
came at 9 10
and 11
yep it's hard
I I couldn't
I couldn't pick
and this legitimately for me
is a three way tie
somebody had to be at 11
yeah and in actuality
all these guys are at 9
but I don't like the lakers
so I'm gonna put him at 11
and so we'll do that
but it is it is a three way tie
and he's as good as the people that I have at 9 and 10.
Yeah, I know the debate you're talking about.
I had the same fucking issue.
It was hard.
Like everything else, I lean defense.
And I went with AD at 9 over those other two guys, but I get it.
Those two guys are more flashy offensively.
They're younger.
They're arguably the one option.
Well, one we'll talk about.
Devin Booker is the one that's arguable, I guess, because K's KD still KD.
But they're a driving force or offense while AD's second fiddle to LeBron.
So I can see why you'd hold that against him.
but I think the defense is like insanity
so I lean that way
but I get it
bro it's a tie
like I guess it's not
you had to pick somebody
that's funny man
and I told you it's the Lakers tax
like that's what it is
what else they're talking about here
we all went Kauai up high
he wasn't that good to start the year
but it's coming back
he's starting to rant back up
the clippers are looking great now
all the pieces of fit together
Terminator man he's fully back
and seeing
Kauai's resurgence
along with
you're gross for that man
Man, seeing Kauai's resurgence along with like the Clippers as a whole,
just being a hell of a lot better of a team and just surpassing the early season
expectations that we had of them.
It's special.
And Kauai Leonard is leading, he's not the leading force of that, but he's one of the
leading forces of that.
And to see P. Kauai shades of 2019 Kauil Linder just right back at it, who's already like
a top five player in the league when he's playing like this, it's crazy, man.
He could be higher easily, but we just need to see it a little bit more.
I think we're all being generous.
I don't know if he could be higher
because that inconsistency is still there.
But I think we all appropriately ranked them
for what we know we can be.
For now, yeah, for sure, for now.
But if he keeps on playing like this,
there's no need to be, we're not be,
we cannot be generous anymore.
He's going to force his way into those conversations
that we cannot allow,
we cannot ignore that anymore.
Yeah, he can very easily be better than Tyreys Halliburton
when you take the defense in account
if he hits peak for him.
Listen, man, Tyrese is 27 on 62% true shooting.
He's 24 now.
24, oops, thank.
Oh, no, 24 points per game.
Yeah.
While being the best passing NBA this season.
He's just, he's like, he's an offensive juggernaut.
Like, the only offensive player that's been clearly better than this year
is Luca Donchich and Jokicil Yochich.
Yeah, it's like, those are the only guys who are like,
engarvered from that stance.
That all-around type of creator is rare.
And everybody else who is in that mold of him putting up those numbers
is considered a top-five player.
Yeah.
He's knocking on those doors once a defense becomes passable.
Yeah, I agree.
Are you ready for the top ten?
Let's go.
The medium potatoes.
Woo!
See, y'all were talking about y'all had a hard time.
This was the easiest top 10 that I ever had in my life.
Number six.
Woo!
Number six, we got Shay Gilgis Alexander.
That was crazy.
Seven, LeBron, eight, Tatum, nine, KD, and 10, Anthony A. Davis.
One, that was insane.
I can't be you just did that.
Two, I don't, I'm fucking frazzled by this.
I don't even know what.
All I'm thinking about is shade on your face.
I don't know what I'm looking at right now.
She just sat on your face.
Okay, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No. Okay. So let me say this real quick. Someone who I dropped dramatically and obviously raised as Shay and Tatum. I've seen Tatum over the last few years consistently hover around the top six, five range. And we all agree clearly like this dude is better than LeBron James. And so far this season, I think we can all agree. Tatum better than LeBron James last year. We all agreed that. We all agreed to that. But so far this season, we've seen that he has.
hasn't made the leap that we're all hoping that he would make to have,
that he would be able to make in order to declare himself as a like solidified top five
player in the NBA.
There's nothing in his game that just screams unbeatable, unfuckwithable on all levels.
He hasn't made, he has, like, they're just, and it's really like what he's going
against, not like Tatum has gone worse or anything like that.
He just hasn't ascended, like LeBron, of course, LeBron's LeBron.
I don't need to talk about it.
He's averaging 25 points per game, shooting 39, 40% from the three-point line.
She is Shea.
He has ascended on a whole new level, playing term at insane defense while also giving you 30 efficiently across the board, shooting 90% from the free throw line and probably leading to Lee and steals.
Like, there's, he is what I hoped Tatum could ascend to in terms of just like, in terms of just like stardom in the NBA.
Spicy.
Okay.
Okay.
Listen, I had Tatum in the same spot as you.
I didn't have SGA above him
I had a LeBron James at number six
Kevin Durant at 7
Tatum at 8 9 Anthony Davis
10 Shake Guild of Alexander
Why are we hating on Tatum
Listen what did you see Tatum do last night
Well let me explain because I
I understand why you say that
Because we had Tatum at 6 last year
Why did we put him down? Nothing really changed
It's more about we lowered
LeBron and KD last year more than we rose up Tatum
I think
I think Tadon's been a steady force
who's been a high driving
part of a elite team
for like several years now
so we know we're getting for him
he's great
he didn't get worse this year
but he didn't get better
in a way that he should have
because they have the best base
in the league now
with KP at the 5
they're insane
the rim is always open
his ass refuses to drive to the rim
this motherfucker
loves step back threes
I saw that earlier
that there's like five players
in league that shoot
more than five stepback 3s a game
they all do it because they shoot
over 35% on that
so it's an elite shot
you're like you know
like a Luca don'tcha
shoot 38% there
he shoots 30% on them
he fucking loves them
he won't stop
the rim is wide open
and a team like that
that's built on five out spacing
when you get a KP
only works
because you can just be
an elite force at the rim
and teams
can't stop you there
because you can't help off anybody
he doesn't care
he still wants to step back
and shoot every time
and it hurts him
and stops him
from being truly elite
form is immaculate
yeah like it's ridiculous
like
he wasn't all these stepbacks
it's fucking obnoxious
and
it's just he hasn't taken that jump
but it's more about
LeBron and KD have like
really like found the fountain of youth this year
as scores and been incredible
than where I think they just earned their spots above
Tatum back because LeBron
we talk about at length
he's back like he's last year you slowed down a little bit
because the start of the year Russ was there hurting the spacing
second half of the year he's doing the foot injury in the playoffs
he's fully healthy and he's been incredible
playing off ball shooting 40% from three for the whole year
I think it's 39.3% now
because he's a slow couple games
but a great off ball score
a little unstoppable in transition
been everything we'd want to see
from an older version of LeBron
and KD has put that team
on his motherfucking back
with Devin Booker and Bradley Bielhardt all the time
he's been unstoppable
he's averaging 30 he's been playmaking really well
defending really well
they're just very close to peak form
in a way that like we had to give them credit
I think so let me ask you this
why can't you put Shay over Taitan
just because like you just need to see more of it
am I jumping the gun because I could see
that argument being made against it
do you need to see it in the playoffs similar to what Taitam
has done on a consistent basis because he's not like a complete flopping the
playoff at all he's generally still a great player in my opinion but in terms of just like
the expectation being laid out for him and everyone wanting him to take charge and steer the
offense and be a potent just have that potent effect on the game he doesn't have that just yet
and all that comes down to is your decision making and your ability to steer the entire ship
in terms of just like aligning the offense
and Shay obviously he has that
he's not a natural point guard
he was a combo guard coming out of college
and high school and all that
but to see him just still like
maybe maybe it's a CP3 effect
maybe that really helped him
paste the game and understand
and be able to choose his spots
and read the four and a whole other level
because that's what's missing from Tatum as we speak
and that's the leap that I saw from Shay
over the last few years and that's why I officially
put him over Tatum. I'm just tired of
not tired of seeing Tatum just maintaining
this is well maybe this is what he is and that's completely fine exactly that's what i think i think
that's what is what he is and it happens to be an elite score in a six nine frame who's a fantastic
defender keeps the ball moving doesn't hurt your offense at all and consistently these winning
teams he's just like he's rock steady like he is who he is and he's incredibly valuable always
available the eighth best player in the league is fantastic he could be the sixth best player in the league
if the two fours above him look washed a little bit like they did last year in the playoffs right now they
look fantastic so i give him the credit but tatum is just he's just he's just
say them. Okay. I say seven, but okay. Let's see dog. Let's just go to the next one. So we'll see them all.
All right. So I have, so I have Booker at 10, Shea at 9, KD at 8, Embed at 7, and then LeBron at 6.
You're a bastard. And beat at 7. You're a bastard. Wow, man. I love it. I love it. So I think, yeah, the unbeat at 7 thing is the most, it's the biggest outlier, clearly.
Yeah. Why do you think he's better than LeBron right now, though? Why do I what? Oh, my bad.
do you think he's worse than lebron right now i think that lebron has found a way to be extremely
efficient and to for for lebron to to mold his to mold his game in this year and to do it like
from from the three point line to be able to pick his spots and still be elite right be able to
turn it on and and get downhill and really like control the game in a different way than
we've really ever seen LeBron control the game.
Yeah.
And like even in the last two years when LeBron was like averaging 30, you watch him and he
looks better this year than he has in the last two years.
I think that for Embed and obviously we are going to have this this conversation, if
If I told you, right, that you are going to go on this road trip for three hours and you can drive a Lamborghini there for three hours.
But in the second hour, the tire is going to fall off.
Would you still take the Lamborghini?
Nah, man, put me in a minivan.
Exactly.
And that's, and that's, and that is, and when I look at Joelle and B, that is what I see.
I see a Lamborghini with a loose wheel because until he shows me that all.
of these guys, from top
10 up, all of these guys, we are
splitting hairs, we are picking guys
who are leading their teams to compete
for championships. And
Joelle Embed has refused
and has failed year after
year to show up in the playoffs
to provide number
one MVP level play.
And until he shows me any type of
semblance of that,
you are not getting into the top box.
You are, you simply
are not doing it. I know what is going
to happen because it happens every year and until you show me that until you show me that
that's not going to happen you're not getting into the top five i can't do it and beat tax is crazy
i can't i had the same thing on the stream the other day apm monday tune in anyways i had the same
thing i said like yo i got new york california type taxes when it comes to joiling beat and you
have the same thing but i was able to take a step back from the hate and look at what he's done
so far this season fresh start like anything that he's done in the past
haven't paid too much mind to it of course you don't want to forget but at the same time
i'm just going to look at what he's done with this new coach which is like specific and to see him
play this new style new style of basketball of course he does like the same mb stuff he's going to
file bait that's just built into his game and he should keep it into his game because he's one of the
best at his side specifically so i don't want to say i'm expecting a different outcome but to say
that like he hasn't gotten better and to say like yeah lebron's more dumb
minute. It's like, I don't know. Real quick, because I, because I want to ask both this specifically.
You said that Tatum is at 8 because he's just Jason Tatum. Like, he hasn't necessarily taken the
leap and you are not seeing from him, which you would like. And so that's why he's not higher.
Joelle Embed has not shown me what I need to see. He has shown you, though. When? You've probably
not been looking. When? When has he shown me? This season so far. I'm not talking about like
playoff or anything like that.
No, that's what I'm looking for.
That's what I'm looking for.
When April comes, we can, for me, we can revisit this.
I'm not going to just ignore.
I get you.
Coming into this season, would you have called me an Embedd fan?
No.
Would you call me an Embeddead hater?
No.
What would you call me an impede hither?
Okay.
What would you call me a hater?
Yeah, you started the big heart of shit.
You would have been correct.
I called that man Big James Hardin so many times for the past six months.
He won me over.
I'm all in on James.
I'm Big Embed.
this, on Big Harden this year, all in general
and Bede. It's simple, I get it.
You can just be like, got to show me in April.
I understand. He does. He hasn't done it.
I'm going to choose to believe this is going to be the year where he plays normal
barring injury, which is always a big thing to bar with him because he gets hurt every year
in the playoffs. He is a materially different player than he was last year.
I saw a tweet earlier that I quoted.
He had a quote in the media, I don't know where he's being interviewed, where he said
something along the lines of isolation basketball doesn't win games.
I know that now. You can't play that and expect the win in the playoffs.
He said that, I think, yesterday or today.
And he's right.
Because this year, under Nick Nurse, they gave him the book thinking basketball, said, read
the first five chapters.
He did that bitch, and he's a whole new player.
He's fantastic now.
He passes better than he ever has before, averaging his career high to assist, scores better than
never has before.
He's been on a fucking road tour the past two weeks against every bad team in the NBA.
He's decimating them.
He's fucking Godzilla in all these cities, destroying them.
And he does it in a way that isn't just like, don't meet the ball, mid-range.
It's been so much more diversified
playing the flow of an offense
Feeding Tyrese max has been great this year right
You guys had me in top 30
He can do that because Joel Embed has been playing
his offensive hub using his scoring gravity
to feed Tyrese maxi on these dribble handoffs
And he's completely bought into the system
That Nick Nurse has deployed there
And Nick Nurse has completely transformed him as a player
The ways that he failed in the playoffs in previous years
are because they just threw the ball in the post
and told him to be a surgeon dissecting these defenses
He was not up to the task
He's not going to have to do that anymore
Because they don't play like that
I don't see any reason to believe he's going to fall apart
because I'm not saying that
There's reason to believe because he has every year
So I understand what you'd feel that way
I see optimism to why he won't anymore
Because he's materially different
And plays materially different ways that are just more conducive
To playoff success
When you called him Big Hardin
That might have been the most damning thing ever said on this part
Not even damn
The most correct thing
Because he's tricked you again
He got you again I get it
Because once again, we're going to go through this whole year
and he might get back-to-back MVPs
and we're going to get to April
and what is he going to...
He literally is one of the biggest playoff failures
we've ever seen.
I get it. I get it.
But at the same time...
He's a different now.
Everybody else...
Show me that they're different.
We can revisit in April.
Everybody else above him has had much more success than him.
He's shown us for 25 games things are different.
All we can do is look at the sample size he's given us.
I can't predict.
future and I'm not in the business of being like
nothing matters until you do it in April like
otherwise what are we watching the games for
the whole point is to show what these teams are this year
and he's done everything you'd want to do every
checkpoint we'd have to say fix these things so you can
be a good playoff player he's done them so far
I don't know how he can't respond to that
materially new information we have
and not adjust our view of him at least somewhat
I'm not saying put him at one this year
he's going to be the MVP he's been the best player in the league
this far yeah he's good just this season he'd be number
one I'm not putting him at one because I know
he still has those things that like I'm going to
trust yokech in a playoff setting more if he was this guy in the playoffs he would be the best
player in the NBA and it wouldn't be a hard decision but we know it's like me the case so I
didn't put him at one know what I'm saying like there's a balance there but you have to
adjust to the new information at least a little bit now something that I got to do a damn
thing I don't have to do anything something that I will say that's one is that so far this
season we have seen the Philadelphia 76ers hat face up against one of they've had like
one of the five easiest schedules in the entire NBA.
And I want to see what he looks like against one of the more smarter, more dominant defensive
teams on a consistent basis.
And although, like, yeah, I agree with you, Isaac, the system just allows you to play
better basketball, more efficient basketball, which is the most important thing for
Joelle and B's playoff career and just NBA career whatsoever, you know?
And so with that being said, I kind of side with Isaac just a bit, but I'm not going to fully
buy into the Joel and Bies talk until I see
because I'm going to be broke as hell
and he can just prove you wrong in so many ways
but just like he has
just like he has like a myriad of ways
to be more efficient and effective at basketball
he might be able to figure out a way to just flop
because that's just how he will
there's always that chance there's always that chance
with Joelle and Bede so I get it
are we ready to go to top five let's go top five
who's first Don Moe you're first
so a five naturally
Joel and Bid four
Luca Donchich three
Steph Curry
two Janice and one I got Yolkich okay this is chalk I think this is this is what I had yesterday
I changed mine up but this is this is I think the consensus right this is a very fair top five
obviously Donovan is gonna like put him lower because he doesn't believe in Embed but I think
this is like safe I would agree yeah for sure the only thing that could be shifted in my mind
is seeing Luca surpass Steph because he's been unreal on a consistent basis and step
Curry. It's hard to look unreal when your team is just so bad. Yeah. But regardless, I think
Steph has been the safest pick over the last few years. I'm gonna continue to ride that wave
because I have no reason not to. Okay. I was with you. Like I said, yesterday, this was my top
five. I did some tinkering. I am going to go on a limb now. I'm fully buying in to Embeded
FC. And I'm just going to go all in. I might lose my house. I might lose the podcast. I might be on
the street after this summer comes around
because he might fail me again. I'm all in.
I had this five.
I put him beat to number three.
You said that 9, 10, 11 was the hardest choice
of your whole list. You can reveal it.
This is my hardest choice, 3, 4, 5.
I was agonizing over Joel and B
versus Steph Curry versus Luca Donchich.
I wanted to be with you and put Steph Curry at three
because he deserves it.
He's proven time and time again.
He's one of the greatest players of all time.
Really hasn't slowed down.
I'm just taking the bet that what we're
seen from Joelle and Bede is an evolution that's going to propel him to be in the conversation
for best player in the world. So I'm putting him in three just because I'm showing respect to what he's
done this year because when I watch this team and I watch what they do schematically and the
improvements he made, I see no reason it's not sustainable. And if it is sustainable, more MVP's more
successes in his future. And I'm not holding Steph back for the team being bad. It's not his
fault. We all know he still as great as he is. But the only reason to put Steph above
both Embedd and Luca vibes.
I think he can win.
I've seen him win before.
I know his style of play is conducive to winning.
Every other category you think about
and try to be objective,
those two players stomp them out
so far this year.
But I put Curry above Luca still
because they're both guards
and both, we know that Curry's style of play
makes people better more than Lucas does
and I gave him credit despite
Luca's insane statistics.
The difference with Dwell and Bede, defense.
He's offensively very similar to Luka
in that they're just going to get numbers
to be insane.
Jueling Bs been legitimately D.P.O.I.
level defense this year.
going to say that, then you have to be consistent
with your argument and put him at number one.
I think that's the only thing around
like, I think you do. The two guys above him are the
two of the greatest players all time in the peaks. Or at least
at two. No, the difference above that is that
the two guys above him, number two, is also
an elite defender and number one is the best offensive player we've seen in
years. These two guys above are just Teflon
because they're insanity. And I did do some
of the playoff stuff where
I agree we can't fully bind
him offensively in the playoffs. So
it's like, it's a sliding scale, you know? I can
buying enough to put them over a Luca, enough
to maybe put him over a curry, I can't
buy into that enough to put them above the two best guys
in the world who are clearly in a realm of their own, because I know for a
fact, any year they're going to be
dominant, regular season, and postseason.
So it's a sliding scale. So when you know right now,
when you lose, you live in the
sunny hills, not in the hills,
but you live in the sunny state of
city of L.A. Beautiful, man.
Yeah. It's not cheap.
Yep.
I got an extra bed for you.
You are sleeping with the rats.
Yeah, you're going to the hood. Yeah, you're going to the hood.
you're sleeping with the rats
you're sleeping by the sewers
and I'll be there to help
get you back on your feet
we'll get them donos up on live stream Monday
8 p.m. tune in please
and you'll be okay but
I respect it.
You're going out on the limb here for him.
You know what the worst part is?
I won't be shocked if you're right.
I won't be shocked at all
if Joel Embed just fails me once again
and if he fails me again
never buying in on this motherfucker again.
The next season will have to be a better season
that's funny.
No, I want again if he fails me again
listen James Hardin is my guy
I'm never believing in his ass again.
Joel and Beat has one more time to fail me
never believing him again until he wins a championship.
I'm doing it this year
just because he's been so great
and I don't want to be the guy that just holds on to old narratives
and doesn't respond to new stimuli
so I'm going to be the guy that gives me credit
and it's going to be a back-to-back MVP
and not be a back-to-back MVP
and not be top three player in the league.
I think he deserves that respect.
I'm glad you have a friend like Moe
who's going to help you, right?
Get up off the ground
because I will be there pointing at you
telling you I told you so.
I'm not helping you.
you out whenever Embed, you know, eventually crashes.
And it is, it is very hard to be back-to-back MVP's.
It is also very hard to be that good.
And then to be that bad year after year after year.
And so in terms of like the narrative, I'm not questioning Joelle and Bede's talent at all.
The quote unquote narrative is you are not good in the playoffs, right?
It's like until we get there and until you defeat that, then we can, then we can talk
that i've never said anything about joel and b being a bad regular season players i've never said
that he cannot be the the leader of your team that you can't run an offense through him that he is not
d p oi level defender never said any of that i said that when it comes down to it he's going to fail
and he's going to choke and he needs to prove that to me i think three is i i think three is why i don't
yeah i wouldn't put him yeah personally i get it i get all that being said i'm still like you just have
rocks all you you're saying yonis and yoke just are teflon yeah step deserves to be in that same
as that conversation because he's done nothing to prove against that other than his team itself
having shortcomings yeah and in terms of luca's a different conversation but we all know what he is
and nothing needs to be said you know we see what he does on a consistent basis whether it be in the
playoffs or the regular season he is luca donchish no i get it so i got like i said yesterday i agreed
i put him at five for those reasons because i put luca above him at first because we know that
Luke was a playoff riser, he's never going to be an issue in the playoffs.
The difference to him in Embed,
defense.
Embed is legitimately been an incredible defender this year.
Like, he should be all defense.
I don't know.
It's not a lot of spots.
Maybe he won't make it,
but he's been that level defensively.
And all the whole list I've been telling you,
I think defense matters incredibly so.
And if you can be the best score in the NBA and an elite defender,
and you've been a good passer,
and you're playing the system that lets others thrive next to you,
birth a new All-Star.
He checks every single box.
I'm just going to go on a limb and hope that this is the year
that it translates.
If not all looks stupid, but I'll want to be the one to hit that bet.
All right.
We'll be in lockstep if we see him be able to consistently be the best score in the NBA,
or at least one of the best scores once a playoff starts.
I get, I get it.
Yeah, okay.
Let's get to my five.
So I have Yonich at one, Yonis at two, step at three, Luke at four, and then Tatum at five.
Yuck!
Damn, 10, 10, about five.
I get it.
I mean, listen, you put him over with old men.
I understand.
I think.
It's my bag.
Go ahead.
I think Tatum over in Bede is sacrilegious, but I get it.
I know I do explained already.
You don't got to explain it again.
No, but it's insane.
I think it's, I like, I like Jason Tatum a lot.
And I think that a lot of the hate around Jason Tatum is that like, there's two things.
One, you got to get, you got to win a chip, right?
You've been in the playoffs long enough to where like that is the goal and that is kind of the expectation.
But also in the regular season, it's just like, like, you're boring.
Like, you're just, right?
He's just a 27 point per game score, a very good defender, right?
Yeah.
The leader of a team that gets to the conference finals every year.
He's, their team is fantastic offensively.
And Jason Tatum is just at the center of all of it.
But, yeah, it's just kind of boring.
Like, obviously, the late game shot selection stuff is crazy.
And I need him to like, listen, lock in, right?
Go to the basket.
See if you can get a couple free throws.
You have the, like you said, you have the spacing.
You have the tools to do all that.
I want to see that more
but I think that we should reward Tate him
for years of consistency
as this two-way player
and having a lot of playoff
success. I think we are putting him in the top
10. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
I will reward him for the years of
consistently not being able to elevate
your late game
decision making because
number five
he can elevate his late game consistency
listen.
And he has this year. While you're not
absolutely wrong i'm going to agree with you to a certain degree but with when it comes to jason tatum
he is just not an unstoppable force like we see 50 points in a game seven is it unstoppable of course
that is great but there's other elements of the game that help make you be to help you be that
unstoppable there's a reason why he scored that 50 of course he was hot and all that but it's just being
able to read the game and be the leader of that boat and that's just not in his bag and so
what that being said, I just don't think he warrants to be top five.
Yeah, and it's just like he's a worst playmaker
than the three guys above him in Embed, Curry, and Luca.
Because you want to argue he's just as good of a playmaker as Embed, go ahead,
but I think he does a little more gravity this year.
Worst scored in those three guys.
Defensively, he's better than a Luca and a Curry.
I think other two things make up for it.
And Embed's a better defender night and day.
Like, I just think when you, he's very, he's up to,
he's a top ten player because he's incredibly balanced
and makes you better in a lot of ways.
He doesn't really have a weakness, per se.
But I think, if you want to say scoring is that top-tier skill set, cool.
But I think these other guys have higher-level elite strengths that just have tons of impact.
Obviously, Curry's a system in himself, the off-ball movement, the shooting.
You don't got to explain that.
Lucas, maybe the best pick and roll ball in highly we've ever seen.
It's certainly the best in the league right now.
He's absolutely insanity with his level of three-level scoring and passing.
And in Beds, you know, the most dominant score in the league right now.
And to encapsulate what you just said, what is Tatum going to do to break the game?
we know what yokech is gonna do yonis is a demi god curry curry luka luka what does tatum have in his game
that go ahead i'll the advantage that tatum has over and i'll i'll specifically argue and be
because i think the other four are kind of like we're in locks up there the advantage that tatum
has over and beat is he can look down the bench and say al horfer get in the game right and he can
tell alhorfer to lock him up and do and do all that that's that's the that's the advantage but like
I think that I just think that like consistently we've seen them we've seen both of them
match up in in the playoffs several times and for Tatum to come out victorious several times
in those situations for Tatum to to be as as like I said as consistent and just like it listen
it's two ways it's a it's a consistent two way player you're right but something that gets lost
in that is just so much nuance in between that not once where they face a
off against each other where I would argue that like no yeah Philly definitely genuinely has a
better team and the heat they should wipe before there's never been there's never been an instance
with that they've always consistently had a better coach a better starting lineup from head to tow a
better system in place so everything leans Tatum's way you know and it's not easy it's not it's not
it's not hard to beat down someone like Embed and I don't like that I don't like that entire team
argument that's where it gets lost I'm talking about you as a play you're singularly because
if we're talking about team then Luca he's not in this
I'm not giving him the positive
I'll whore for tax
I'm gonna give him that
I'm gonna give him that
great
yeah man I mean
who else we now talk about
we can talk a lot about AD versus
Shay and Booker
I just wanted the defense
I think AD has been a dominant rim score
this year
the defense I think has been absolutely
incredible he's game breaking on defense
the way those guys are offensively
but I have no issue with Shay above him
I cool I might even agree
if you ask me tomorrow
and you guys don't have an issue
some the only thing that I would say is like
damn, did I really put Shea over LeBron?
Maybe I'll switch that, but really I just wanted to show how much higher that I had
Shea over Tatum.
That'll just the hate that I had get into my heart right there.
So I don't really believe he's better than LeBron, but I generally believe he is a better
player than Tatum now.
Wholeheartedly.
That's hard.
I mean, I get it.
It's tough.
Again, a big part of the Tatum buys, too, is that he plays on a team that just added
two great players more, so he takes less shots now and, like, has to spread the ball
a little bit.
Jalen Brown's also averaging less points because of that.
So there's also that.
Like, he's not going to be as impressive statistically just because there's more players to get more shots now.
So I got to keep that in mind, too.
Yeah.
But with that being said, too, I mean, they did add one of the 15, arguably really 10 best centers in the NBA at Homegram.
J. Dub took a step and he's taking a lot more shots.
So it's not like Shade didn't have to go through a similar thing of not like sharing the love.
And he's only dropped down to 30 points a game.
Big Shockware.
That's not really the big thing.
that's not that's not the big thing it's just seeing the game management aspect to me is what's
so impressive maybe yeah the defense suit like the defense let alone could help me with this
conversation but i'm talking about how he closes games on a consistent basis on a consistent basis
and knows when to ping off of other players while also being the connector and if he can't
be the connector then at times he can be the floor general obviously that's not like the main strength
of his game it's probably like the fourth or fifth best thing that he'd get at on on the
court. But I just value him and what he does a lot on the court. Yeah. The defense is why I went
him over Booker and why I'd be okay with going him over AD. AD's just like, you know, naturally
as a big man being as versatile as he is way more impactful. But for a guard defender,
Shay's like almost as impactful as it could be. Like he's not like play to play like a prime
choir or something like that. But in terms of defensive playmakers, you know, he's leading the
league and steals by over a whole steel. Yeah. He's by far number one. And steals aren't everything.
Like, you know, Alan Iverson with Leaking Stills on one point.
He wasn't a particularly great defender.
Shea has the size, play-to-play, he puts in the effort, playing within a team scheme that he doesn't ruin at all.
He's legitimately a big part of it.
He's like similar to what I said with Anthony Edwards, where he has that play-making ability defensively,
and he's good enough play-to-play with his rotations and on-ball defense that he's as good as you could hope for from a guard.
So could you guys see Shea surpassing Tatum at the end of the season or throughout the season?
I guess.
I mean, it's just a point-for-game bias, I think.
Everything that he does, Tatum does too.
Tatum's also a great defender.
I think it's beyond the point of game bias, but we'll see when those conversations start to fire.
Honestly, it's also a winning bias because if we see Shea make each Western Conference Finals runs year after year,
we'd probably have the same type of winning bias who gives a datum.
So pick your bias poison, I guess.
He's sexier.
I'm taking shake.
That's why I gave him those undies.
I knew he'd say some shit like that.
It's in his blood.
Waving that is crazy.
Like a flag?
Yeah.
You're insane.
Yeah, man.
Y'all smell that?
No.
All I smell is TikTok time.
Woo!
Let's go.
Cron Eaters, it's time to Christmas rejoice.
Let's do it.
As always, we're going to start with the draft.
This time, it's going to be very different than any draft we've ever done.
It's not a player draft.
It's not a lineup draft.
We are drafting the best NBA memes.
Oh, you know.
I'm getting this.
You're confident?
Fairly.
Fairly confident.
The draft order is Mo Donovan
Me. So you got a second pick. You know, you'll
get your, probably your favorite memes. Yeah, I never
get to, you know, I don't get to stake, but it's okay.
I'm fine. Let's draft
the best NBA memes. Mo, where are we going?
Let's do it. Number one overall
pick, give me LeBron James
lying, bro.
He never tells the truth. He said that he
predicted Kobe's score him 81 points.
What? Capper.
That's a good pick.
All right. Well, my number one pick,
also want to go LeBron.
Me too.
Don't pick it.
Don't pick mine.
You know I will give me
LeBron yelling at J.R.
SIR.
Fuck, I'll look at that.
Damn.
That's off the bore for you.
It's so versatile.
We've never seen LeBron that mad.
It is hilarious.
Oh, man.
Your bracket is busted.
Damn, he ruined me.
Got him.
I'm going to stick with LeBron.
First pick,
give me the LeBron James kid.
Oh, okay.
That's a throwback.
Give me that kid.
I wonder what that kid is doing now.
Is this a LeBron memes draft?
He's a funny guy.
second pick give me shack sleeping one of the most versatile useful means anything trash you just
the shack meme always helps that's clutch that's good that's good I love that meme I give me I want to go
kind of classic here give me Nick young missing the three yeah another versatile one and thinking
thinking it went in turning around before the shot even went in I'm taking that one that's great that's hard
that's hard I like that one next
up, go ahead and give me
MJ's meme in the
documentary saying, you never won anything.
That is a Hall of Fame.
You're a loser meme right there.
You're going to zoom out so it's centered.
The things about to go off the screen.
This is great.
All right, where we're going next mo?
Next up, go ahead and give me the meme.
A Kobe Bryant leaving the Lakers game
with his daughters.
That is shameful right there.
That is class.
He was embarrassed.
to be at Staples Center.
You know how bad you got to be to make somebody
to leave courtside Lakers games tickets?
You got to be ass.
Disgraceful.
It's Kobe, man.
He'll do anything to go ahead
and get rid of that atrocity that he witnessed.
He was so ashamed of those Lakers teams.
All right.
A new one, a new addition to the NBA meme list.
Give me the Paul George.
Where's Paul Do?
This 100% is going to come back
to bite Paul George and the Clippers
in the playoffs.
And I can't wait for, I can't wait for that to happen.
I'm going to use it every single game.
I need it.
Next one, we're going with a deep cut.
Give me the time Mello was staring at Rihanna, ready to risk it all.
Woo!
That man saw a target and he was ready to pounce.
Oh, man.
Can't blame him.
And then, you know, next one, I'm going to go with a modern classic.
Give me.
I almost didn't hear you
Next up
I'm going with a modern classic
Give me the bleach report graphic
Of Jared Allen saying the lights were too bright
Oh, that's so shameful
Oh no
That's shameful
To turn off the lights
Turn off the lights
Turn off the lights
It's great
All right
I'm going with another quote meme
Give me Adam Silver saying
get ready to learn and insert wherever place you are right now the piston sucks so get ready to learn
Detroit buddy is fantastic you know what go ahead and give me the classic KD my next chapter
me bro that is classic anytime someone wins a championship stamp katies stamp katies meme up there
he's moving that's great and then for my last pick this is classic two
pop meme, bro. That is a
straight up offensive and I need some of that
to smear alongside my memes. That's bullying
for sure. Yeah.
Listen, normally when we talk
normally when we talk about things like in the
60s, we just say respect. So I'm going with a very old
school meme here. Give me
the O KC
mom made pizza roll memes
where everybody's just yelling. I love that one.
Old school meme. My childhood.
Facebook type meme. That's what we need
on my team. You know what? While we're on the
topic of old classics, how
did we not pick the crying Jordan
face? Oh, wow.
That's the steal of the draft. What happened? That's the
society. The greatest NBA meme of all time, pound for
pound. You're right. Damn.
I feel like I didn't come
hard enough. Oh, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, I'm in love
when it comes to my means. Next topic.
I don't have old school movies by you guys. I came hard.
Damn.
Okay.
All right, next tip time.
Next tip time.
It's going to be hilarious.
All right, let's say our team, what memes do we have?
I have the LeBron James kid, Shaq sleep meme, mellow, lusting after Rihanna,
Jared Allen's and the lights are too bright, and the crying Jordan face.
Okay, I have LeBron yelling at J.R. Smith in the NBA finals.
I have Nick Young prematurely celebrating a three going in.
I have Paul George's, where's Paul, though?
Adam Silver's, get ready to learn Detroit, buddy.
and the original OkC, Mom-made Pizza Row memes.
Great meme.
That's why.
Number one, I had the LeBron James Blind meme.
Number two, MJ, you never want anything, meme.
Kobe leaving the Lakers game, mid-game with his daughters,
Katie's classic, my next chapter meme back in 2016,
and the Trey Young Lollipop at number five.
Trey on Wollipop is so good.
That's great.
Next thing we're going to do,
should you be serious or should we stay with some funny shit?
Let's sit serious for two seconds.
No, let's say it with some funny shit.
I just thought about it.
I'm so happy you said no.
We're going to do something we did a while ago.
We're going to react to NBA players
photoshopped bald.
This iconic picture that we have printed
for Mo's Christmas present
is from this.
We're going to look at more crazy craniums.
Cranium is crazy.
So you know how it works.
You're going to rate from 1 to 10
how this NBA player looks if they were bald.
Okay.
Let's get it.
Here we go.
First up,
Zion Williamson.
Yo, why is this shack?
Damn.
Why is this Shaq?
This is Shaq.
Oh my goodness.
This is diesel.
This is diesel.
This is 10 out of 10.
This is a real player.
But look at that face.
He looks like a villain.
He looks evil.
He's a truck driver.
He just saw a pack of sodas.
This man has a CDL.
Yo.
This man looks evil as much.
This looks like an unfair strip club bouncer if I ain't seen one before.
That's what he is.
getting everyone up and down
and he's nobody through.
I'm not going to lie,
this makes his aura
10 times better.
He looks like a menace.
I'm giving this at 9.
This man is 20,
if this was 1970,
he would be 22 years old.
I'm giving this a 10 out of 10.
This is an 8.
This is a realistic person.
Oh, you hate you.
This is a good photo shot.
Yeah, this is insane for Oswald.
You see the grains in the back too.
This is Walt Frasier.
Next up.
J.J. Reddick.
Oh my God.
Lappable head
If I and seen one
He looks like
One of D's a thumb
Good God
Yep
Yep
Alien
He is not beating
The Pinky Allegations
Yeah
Yeah he looks
He looks like
One of the villains
From Spy Kids
The Walking Thumbs
Yeah
That's where he is
Oh man
He looks like a genius
Too much of a genius
There's too much
He has a basketball
Thores in his head
Locked in bro
I've seen this guy
Working on my local
gas station
Goodness a 3 out of 10
Okay
I'll say three out of 10, too.
Yeah.
If he started to look like this in real life, he's taking that flight to Turkey.
He's getting the transplant.
JJ, don't do it.
Next up.
James Hardin.
Oh, this is just Rick Ross, man.
He's Rick Ross?
I'm being honest, man.
Yeah, this is just Rick Ross.
This is Freddie Gibbs.
Oh, God.
Freddie Gibbs and Rick Ross.
Yeah, the Loris is gone completely.
yeah this brick ross for real
brick ross for real
i'm scottie beeman
yeah
i know i just know this man is in
miami all the time
hella yachts and just hella iregeos
all that's what i get from his got to type
yeah
no this man for sure lives in miami
uh is this making it look better or worse
uh at this point honestly
a little bit better because
listen he still has braids
starting to start in the middle of his head though
barely
might need to come home james
Right.
10.
10.
Make this move, James Hardin.
10.
Next up.
Donovan Mitchell.
Ooh, this is a smooth head.
Ooh.
That looks real rubble.
Yeah, it does.
Like a genie.
That's a knee.
That's a knee.
Oh my goodness.
This looks like if Kevin on stage play basketball.
It looks like he's in major pain.
He's one of the kids that made him shave his head.
Solid.
Listen, random ball guy in Cleveland, five out of ten.
Yeah, he looks like he's those.
He knows what he's doing, bro.
He doesn't look too bad ball at all.
This is Frozone.
Y'all are tripping.
This is a four.
He looks way worse.
Athletic-ass prozone.
Damn, he might be the greatest zero of all time.
All right, next up.
Lamello ball.
He can't go bald.
This is an engineer.
This is a car mechanic, Jiffy Loub.
Not in the NBA.
Jiffy Lou.
I'm surprised there's not a cigarette in his mouth right now.
he's a scammer he's scamming old ladies he's one of them dudes on the phone right now saying
oh yeah credit card fraud he's one of them right there he's joining the third street saints
look at no good he lost all those or this is a zero yeah yeah i'll go two out of ten
i go two out of ten this is not good it's a latin king yeah it's a bad look he looks like
a rejected gang member in this right here this is bad bunny in 2017
Paul Wall.
This man's from Puerto Rico.
This is crazy.
Next up.
Blake Griffin.
Oh, man.
Why is the picture deep fried, though?
This is a different variation of R.J. Jefferson, bro.
This is a McDonald's chicken nugget.
Oh.
I don't know.
The whole color is just throwing me off.
He's never been this dark in his life.
I don't like it.
I don't like it either
One out of ten
I don't like it one bit
It makes me uncomfortable
I might give it a five out of ten
Because he looks like
Howie Mendo
He looks like a handy man
Look like to come repair my roof or something
I like it
What's name like guys
And all the roast
The comedian
Jeff Ross
Bob Ross
No not Bob Ross
What's his name
I think it's Jeff
Yeah it's Jeff Ross
This is Jeff Ross
This is Jeff Ross
You give him a little bit
Nellon and this is Jeff Ross
Just sprinkle a little bit in
All right, next one.
Jamal Murray.
Oh, no, this is really bad.
Look at his eyes.
Looks crazy.
The neck beard combo with the bald head.
Yeah.
The back of the, listen, the back part of his head is just wide.
Scoopable.
Yep.
That's what it is.
Scoopable.
Kind of looks like a potato on the top.
If he goes bald, he's going to have to cut the beard and just rock the goatee.
Potato, he's a tater tot right here.
It looks like something's like cut off the circulation
in the back of his head
and he got crazy eyes because of it
Yeah, I'll go four out of ten
Yeah, he looks mean as hell, bro
I'm gonna give this three
Yeah, I'll go, I'll go three at best
I don't like it
Next up
Carl Anthony Downs
This is just a bad picture
I feel bad
I feel bad
I'm about saying anything about this
He just looks like my dad
To be honest
He just looks like
A 6-11 version of my dad
Like he just looks like
pro yeah man this is just a tired old man he just wants to come home from work
man he's exasperated his kids are stressing him out he just wants to watch monday night
football he's gonna get home hang that beard up on the coat wrap
he's gonna drink up a bruise this is definitely a two though yeah i'll go too i don't like it
all right two milk done next up lanzo ball is actually not bad someone right now he looks like
one of the old light skin retired rappers.
Who he looked like?
Paul Wall.
Oh.
I think there could be better.
Yeah, I think it would be better at all.
Every light skin ball person is not Paul Wall.
No, this is Jason Kid.
It is Jason Kid.
It is Jason Kid for sure.
No, he doesn't look bad.
Honestly, this is one of the better, like, ball players.
He looks like he came from the Joe Button family tree.
He's going to be potting.
I'll say eight.
Get ready to learn podcast, Lonzo.
10 out of 10.
Yeah, this is a 10.
Next up
That's the end of them
These are hilarious
I love doing this
I'm gonna do this
Until we run out of
Once we react to
So if you're watching this
The people at Playmaker
Who make these
Please keep making them
We need these
You're fueling our content
I'm gonna keep your watermark
In there
Please keep making these
Honorable man
Alright next up
You know
It's Christmas time
This is the T through Christmas episode
We got presents
We got all these decorations
Light stockings
It's only right
We talk about
something related
to NBA Christmas, so we're going to grade NBA Christmas
jerseys. Oh, yes. They need to come back. We've been saying it for years.
This is our moment. That's just for us.
There was a whole lot of trash, too. Let's tell us. This time to be honest.
Nostalgia's going to kick somebody's ass, not me.
So let's grade these NBA Christmas jerseys. First off,
the Lakers all white. These are hard.
This is 10. This is Christine. This is crisp. This is heavenly. I don't know
what else to say, but whatever positive adjective verb you want to use for it,
this is it. This is a 10.
if I hadn't seen him before.
That was intense, but I agree.
This is the 10 out of 10.
The best Christmas jersey ever, I think.
I'll say it.
I'm also a Lakers fan.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's the best,
but it is 10 out of 10.
Maybe it's my Lakers by showing,
but I'm taking this over all the ones on this list.
Next up.
The Cavaliers, white text on red.
Now, I think that these are
the greatest Christmas jerseys
to ever grace Christmas Day.
I would certainly wear this more
than I wear the last one, so I get it.
Yes.
These are beautiful.
These are 10.
10 out of 10. It works with every team.
I love these. You can get a fit off with this.
That text looks like it would fit regular fashion, not just encore.
Listen, these came in in 2016. You put this with a hoodie underneath.
Little Bryson Tiller dad hat. Oh, my God.
It's a cargo source.
You know, you wore that to real life. You're lying.
Of course I did.
Of course I wore it.
You had the camo cargo shorts on, the elite socks.
He had that shit on back then.
You know what I'm about.
I'm going 10 out of 10.
You know my game.
This is very nice. I'm going to 10 too.
ORA.
Next up.
The New York Knicks neon orange
I love this
I can't cap I can't cap these hurt my eyes
They're so bright
They're so bright bro
They're so bright they're all right
Six I don't know
They're fine
The streets of New York are very dangerous
You rock one of these
You are a walking
Safety cone right here
That's true that's true
You can put this to run at night
And you would be okay
No car will hit you
Nobody nobody would look at you
These are for safety purposes
9 out of 10
right listen you're riding a bike down manhattan this is the jersey for you exactly you ain't a target
bro exactly exactly well listen also like safety rise you look at this you're a robber trying to
look at somebody you see this flashbang you're not robin nobody you're leaving you're going
the other way yeah so for safety purposes nine out of ten yeah fashion purposes four but we'll go
six and a half to make it even yeah i'll go seven i'll go seven next up the boston celtics jersey
If you put Christmas jerseys with cursive writing, it's going to be a 10 out of tone.
It's so hard to mess this up.
Yeah. These are beautiful.
Yeah, another 10.
The silhouettes unbeatable.
Yeah, I'm going to give this a 10.
I'm going to give this a 10.
Why isn't we a redhead band though?
Oh, Christmas colors.
Never mind.
Yeah, it is special.
This guy.
All right, next up.
The Warriors blue on white.
This could be better.
I don't like that blue because I don't think that's the correct blue.
Okay.
They fucked up right there.
That is true.
That is true.
But once again, we see the cursive.
But do you see cursive.
You got to put 10 out of 10.
Do we have a new rule?
If we see cursive on a jersey, it's a 10?
No.
No, I don't think we can make that a rule.
My bad.
My bad.
Never mind.
This is solid, though.
Too much dip on the chip.
All right.
This is solid seven.
Yeah, I'd say that.
Next one.
The bulls sleeve jerseys.
Sleeve jerseys should have been outlawed.
They should have never been introduced into the NBA.
These are a zero out of 10.
So waste of materials, what I call it.
I know so many people who could use that extra coverage.
That is not it right there.
Was Adam Silver Commissioner when this came into the league?
He tried to push it.
Yes.
He needs to be incriminated for war crimes.
Send this man to the...
Send him to fashion school.
That's what you need to be sent.
Send this man to Guantanamo.
Fuck that.
This is awful.
Zero out of ten.
Yeah, this is a zero.
There's just straight up a gray bull on top of that.
shirt.
Why is it gray?
Like, ugh.
Exactly.
That looks like
an undercover referee
jersey, bro.
That's honestly,
what's the difference?
Guys working on foot locker.
Facts.
This foot action jersey.
All right, next up.
That's the last one.
Man, that's good.
Then you bring back Christmas Day jerseys.
Not this one.
Yeah.
This is trash.
All right.
Next thing we're going to do,
you know, NBA
Tracey's heating up.
We're getting close to those times
where there's a report every day,
many of which are bullshit,
it, many of which have merits because there are certain players we know we're going to be
on the trade market, or at least the teams are going to explore the options.
So we're going to talk about all those players today and talk about what teams you want
to see these players be traded to.
Who made this one?
This was back in like 2019.
I loved it.
Before the true holiday trade when he signed that extension.
Everyone thought he was down there.
This is when all those failures happened back to back to back to back for Janus.
When the heat were taking his lunch every year.
Yeah.
In Toronto too.
All right.
So let me know what year you want.
Let me know what team you want to see this player traded to.
Okay.
First up,
Zach Levine.
Get him out of this next jersey.
I don't want to see him as a big of thing.
Why?
I don't want to see that.
For what?
You guys have Quentin Grimes and R.J. Barrett.
What other wing options do you have?
Why would I go all in for Zach Levine?
Why wouldn't you?
What do you have better to do?
Sir.
Listen, we already have Julius Randall.
Why am I stacking mid on mid by bringing Zach Levine to my franchise?
Listen, you see that man right there?
Automatic bucket.
Why not?
Listen, stacking mid on mid?
That's how you become the Atlanta Hawks.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
Where do you want to see him go, though?
I don't know.
Trade him to Detroit.
They need help.
Send the National Guard.
Say anybody who can play basketball.
Anybody play basketball.
If you can make two threes in a row, you can have a 10-day contract in Detroit.
Send him there.
Send him to Detroit.
No.
Real note, send him to either Orlando or Sacramento.
Don't trade Higgen-Murie.
Go ahead and give him two picks for him in a whatever filler,
and you'll be.
and you'll be set.
Detroit.
Detroit.
Make it happen.
Don't ruin it.
All right.
Next up.
Lowry Markinen.
We, listen, we talked about this last time.
I want to see Lowry Markening as an Oklahoma City Thunder.
I think he would fit perfectly with everything that they do.
And I think that he would make them a legitimate NBA founders.
I'll go one step further.
I don't just want to see it.
I demand to see it.
Demand.
I'll go one step further.
If we do not see him in an OKC Jersey Bay in this year, assuming is available,
Sam Pressy needs to be investigated for being investigated for being.
a war criminal.
Investigation.
This is the most obvious
trait I've ever seen.
Throw all the picks.
He makes them a complete team
that will honestly be arguably
the best in the West.
Delo in a first?
Okay.
Listen, him next to Lebrot and A.D.
You might be cooking.
Hey, Laker's Champion.
We can't let them
keep getting away with this.
Stop it.
No, okay, see, has to happen.
Yeah, it's a must.
The league needs it.
Next up.
Donovan Mitchell.
Are all of these just nicks?
Listen, D. Mitch is from New York.
It's been rumored for a long time.
He is, but send him to Orlando.
No.
If you send, if you send Donovan Mitchell with the defense that they have,
and they have been trying to find a lead guard for years, send him there.
D. Mitch and Jalen Brunson is just like,
East Coast version of D. Mitch and Garland.
I need to see him in Orlando.
He would have so much fun at Disney World.
No, send him to Brooklyn, man
They need a new star
And he will fit perfectly in one side
Macau Cam Johnson
Nick Claxton at all them
They're not keeping all those guys
Somebody's got to go back to Cleveland
Cam Johnson, yeah
Or Camp Thomas send his ass back
Don't need him
You get buckets in the calves
Give me that
Oh limitless
But so you keep the Newark connection
I like him on the nest
That's cool
Yeah
All right next up
Demar de Rosen
I do not know the answer to this
Because he does not fit with most teams
Where would he go
where would he go?
Nehow.
Kind of man.
Am I wrong?
I don't know.
It's weird because he's still really good.
He's just so hard to fit with a team.
Set him to Charlotte.
I don't know what they're doing over there.
A team with no structure, bro.
Just go ahead and send him to Detroit.
Could they get any worse?
Genuinely speaking?
That's true.
It's impossible.
If not, I think he'll be,
I don't want to send him to Portland.
Never mind.
That'll fuck up everything they'll have going on over there.
This is tough.
like who six man for the lakers
all right once again
once again
yeah I honestly don't know
he will stay in Chicago
keep his ass in Chicago
put him
so you are in
purgatory forever
next up
Alex Caruso
put him on any team in the league
and they might go ahead
and win a playoff series of him
I don't know
they have no access to do it
I would love to see him on the bucks
next to Damien Lillard
oh that would be a perfect fit
I love that
Marjean Boat champ Chicago
listen it would
be a perfect fit but this is not too k we're not doing trade overrides you are not going to
milwaukee right that's not happening Alex where should he go though loki lakers oh my god
next one he's pissing me off put him in sacramento though and all we're all seriousness
he will be hard as i am intrigued by that yeah i am intrigued by that yeah that would be a good fit
yeah all right next up pascal siacum
This is next one of the shops are hilarious.
Can I end?
Atlanta?
Hell no.
I got Jalen Johnson.
I don't want him on my team.
It's too late.
It's too late Toronto.
First of all,
as an Atlanta Hawksman,
you are not above any All-Sart coming to your team.
You don't know the help you can get.
You don't understand.
You don't got Jalen Johnson on your team,
so you're excluded from this conversation, sir.
I don't have to Jant-Marry either,
thank God.
Realistically speaking, though,
put this man,
if he was in Dallas,
he will be cooking.
I was just thinking of that.
I was thinking Dallas also,
once again,
a team that has nothing going for it,
Charlotte,
pick up the phone.
Let's make something to happen.
That would be actually great fit.
Oh, Charlotte,
Lamello and Siakum,
kind of makes sense.
They will be cooking.
But Brandon Miller in the middle?
Come on.
I kind of fuck with that.
PJ and Washington isn't there for long.
Miles Bridges should be in jail.
Give you Siakum in Charlotte.
Let's make it happen.
If not Charlotte,
give him another 6-7 point guard,
light-skinned dude,
put him in Indiana.
Ooh,
Tom, and your spot is not safe.
Yeah.
Defense,
shooting's there still. I love that for him.
I like that too. All right. Next up.
O.G. Ananovi.
Hmm. Listen, you put this man on any team in the league and he'd help them.
Every fan base in the fucking world wants him.
Listen, put him on the Hawks, the Kings, the Utah Jazz, the Lakers, Warriors.
Literally every association would love him.
I've heard so much buzz about an O.J. Ananoby trade.
I want him to stay in Toronto. Nobody gets O'Don. Nobody gets him.
Listen, a Messiah wants seven person on picks for his ass like last year. He's definitely
staying in Canada.
not happening.
No, if
OKC can't make
a Lowry marketing
trade happen, they better
make an OG on an OB trade
happen.
They better make something
happen.
Something.
They need wings
and they have all the
picks in the world.
True.
Send Josh Giddy
to Canada.
Put this ass
over the board here.
Next up.
That's the last one.
All right.
I love that.
Trace season's coming
and we're going to be
milking it all the way.
Next thing we're going to do,
what do we want to do?
Let's keep
on the topic of players.
we're going to grade some NBA draft picks.
Okay.
You know, a lot of times we do stuff like NBA redrafts.
We want to talk about a class.
At this time, we're going to go to the 2021 class.
And I picked out six or so players,
and we're going to grade how the pick is aged.
So, you know, just looking back, grade this NBA draft pick.
Let's do it.
First off, Cade Cunningham.
Listen, they are losing so much
that people on Twitter thought they were losing games to Wingstop.
Okay?
It has not gone well
I'm giving this a D
A D
It has not gone well
Not because of Cade
Because of every fucking thing else
It hasn't gone up his numbers
You want to pick Jalen Green?
It has not gone well
In Detroit
They suck
The whole era is bad
I'm giving this an A
They couldn't
Picking Jalen Green wasn't the answer
I can see picking Evan Mowbly
But I still think long term
Kate can probably become the better player
Everybody's gonna get fired after this
I'll probably be right pick
This is an A
Yeah
It hasn't worked out.
Maybe he's not quite the top 10 player we hoped,
but he's still going to be the best pick there.
Exactly.
He hasn't done nothing wrong to plumb his stock.
It's not his fault.
He's playing with terrorists.
He didn't ask for this.
Monty Williams to say his name.
Monty Williams is terrorizing him.
All right, next up, Jalen Green.
This is a D if I ain't seen one before.
You're being kind.
This is an F.
They should have picked Evan Mobley.
In the moment we knew it,
looking back while Jalen Green
continues to be second year Jalen Green
with no improvements.
and Evan Mobley is an elite
Defender
It's honestly deplorable
That I didn't pick Evan Mobley
But he jumped high
Oh thank God
This is a dunk man
Like listen James Hardett
James Harden had
What's James Harding on?
Yeah he was
Yeah he was
A lot of people were comparing this man
And saying he could be better
Than Anthony Edwards
Those are the type of conversations
That he was in to see how far
Down he's regressed down
He bro they don't even
Prioritize him
On the Houston Rockets anymore
Name me one skill Jalen Green's above average at
Vertical hair
Jumping hair
Yeah he has nice hair
Yeah his product game is on point
He knows exactly what they're putting that hair
Thanks
Props to you
Jonathan Kaminga
This has been a D
This has been a D
They listen
They have been trying to make Kaminga
Into the star
And it just hasn't worked
And he's been like better I guess
But like
I think this is a solid C
He hasn't done anything
outright to all
for all of us to call him trash
he's not Wiseman
That's fair
But Kerr hated playing him
That's his fucking false
Steve Kerr refuses to play
As young guys
Kaminga has more potential
Than he's actually been over a show
He's not great
They should have picked Franz Wagner
We all know this
But I think a C
Like it's not his fault
He doesn't get minutes
Yeah exactly
But he don't get minutes
But we don't know he's trash
That's why he's a C
I mean
Yeah
He's not an A or B
because he could be
Jalen Greeneer
But he's not Jalen Green
He could be Jalen Green
But we don't
Not no.
That's true.
All right, next up, Franz Wagner, the guy the one you should have paid was.
A plus.
This guy is going to be an all-star.
Orlando has a foundational piece at Forward to pair with Palo.
This is fantastic.
Top two player in your draft?
I mean.
Top three at worst?
Top three for sure.
Top three for sure.
We might have to go two.
You get me on the ride, but you might convince me he's number one.
Okay.
I'm there.
I'm with you.
Damn.
A plus plus. This guy is incredible.
No weakness to his game. He is that guy.
Yep. Next up.
Al Perrin Sangoon.
This is another A plus if we ain't seen one before.
Steal the draft, right? Like, picked in the teens.
Like, probably the fourth best player in this draft.
Yeah, easily.
He could be an all-star in the next few years and no one really saw that coming.
They found the face of their franchise in the middle of the draft.
Face? Who is the face? Jabari Smith?
I'm just saying, face to the franchise feels very big.
extreme for where he's at right now
they need to cling on something they have to call someone that
right now and he is that guy you know who they have
as the face of the franchise
Dylan Brooks oh god
the luscious lock
he's dominating
ew let's be real
nah a plus it is a plus though
the last one next up
Jalen Suggs
this is a solid B
could be a to be honest
I mean
I'll say listen he's starting
to come around
so so that's good they're starting to see exactly
you like what they want from him he plays very hard
oh c plus he's not what you want from a top five pick
from a team that needs a lead guard but
like he's still a very good player he's proven to be a good role player
I can have a role on a team at least
yeah c plus exactly
they picked a good player
maybe too early yeah
for regards of the fact he is not a let down at all
I think he's a solid because he's a productive player
that any team will have to have and I would say
I would say it's to be because he fits into their culture
and what they're trying to build so I'll give him a little bit
of a plus for that
He is a part of the culture.
Yeah, good player.
All right, next up.
That's the last one.
I keep saying next up one is the last one.
I never know.
Next thing we're going to do.
Let's play a game of,
we do this a lot,
and sometimes they hit or miss.
We're going to do guest
the NBA player in one minute,
but this time in person.
So we can have one minute
to look at the clock,
looking to show his eyes,
and see how it plays out in person.
This is going to be intense.
So let's, yeah,
let's pull up a stop watch.
Who wants to do it?
Last time I, I just go multiple games.
Last of my day,
I got that bitch in 23 seconds.
Let me let me let me find
Let me pull somebody up
I got somebody in my mind right now
Okay
Oh okay
Oh I'll say I do two
We'll do three
We'll do all we'll do one
Okay
Okay
So you got one minute
To guess the NBA player
I'm thinking of
Is he an MVP?
No
Is he an all-star
No
Is he a starter?
No
Does he play in the
Wesson Conference?
Yes
Is he playing now?
Yes
Malik Monk
No
Was he was he drafted
After 2015?
No
California team
Uh yes
Is you over 30
Yes
Over 30 in California team
Is it backup
Nick Petum.
No, he's on the sexes.
Is he a back court player?
Uh, no.
Back court player is the front court player?
He's on the Lakers.
No.
He's on the Clippers.
Yeah.
It's on the Clippers.
Backboard.
No.
Oh, this is Norman Powell?
No.
Kauai.
No.
He's a bench player.
Oh, bench player.
We got 26 seconds, man.
Let's chill.
No, no, no, no.
It's not Terrence, man.
Russell Westbrook.
No.
He said not an MVP.
Is it Daniel's Heath?
No.
Point guard.
No.
Shooting guard.
No.
Small forward.
Power Ford
Is this Tyloo?
No, no
I said every position
I know
I was trolling
Just about Ford
You dick you're just
What I'm spoiled it
Marcus Morris
No he's not on there anymore
It was PJ Tucker
You
You're trolled
Five seconds left
Come on
How many players were there left
You ran out of players
You ruined
If you said yes to power four
I 100% would have got it
I don't know man
You
It's a rap
It's a rap
It's a rap
I just go out
You've cheated
You fumbled
You fumbled
You lied
With five seconds left
You not
Get P.
Day Tucker
You lied
You lied
You ran through
Every single
You lied
Go to hell
You're a terrorist
You lied
You guys just
Hold that L
You lied
PJ Tucker
was the easiest
Go to
You lied
Are you guys sore
What
Go fuck yourself
What?
Go fuck yourself
I don't
I don't want to play this game
anymore
I don't either
I don't either
No get your revenge
Get your revenge
Get your revenge
I have an
NBA player. You have one minute to guess who it is.
Mo has to do it by himself.
I'm sitting out.
Let's be for real. All right. Does he play in the West?
No. He plays in the East.
Duh. Okay. So does he play for the Celtics?
Yes.
Oh, is this out Horford? No.
Is this pain pictured? No.
Is this a big?
I don't know.
He's been a line out.
I'm gonna go ahead and go with it. This is
Oh, what's that dude's name again?
Oh, fuck. I don't know. You better start thinking.
No, I got his name.
I got his name.
No, we don't.
Big Samhouser.
No.
Damn.
Does this Tatum?
No.
J.B.?
No.
K.P.
No.
So, O'Say, Reset.
No.
He makes fire TikToks.
He does be fire TikToks.
I can't say it's him.
I got 50 second left.
This could be
Drew Holiday.
Nope.
D. White.
Nope.
Who else is on their roster?
I don't even figure it out.
You got five seconds.
You don't know?
Three.
No, this is cooked.
This is the Lano Blanton.
Oh, dang.
Oh, no one nods.
That's crazy.
That's worse than PJ Tucker because he's not even around with it.
That's worse.
Good job.
That is worse.
No one knows.
The ball nowhere right here.
That is worse.
Mr. Banton.
That is worse.
When's last time we got PT?
A couple nights ago.
Recently, yeah.
Did he's had him playing?
Yeah, that's worse.
I think he started a couple weeks ago.
No way.
Yeah, he was starting a few games.
They need a choice of somebody.
I got this guys.
I got these guys stats up.
You guys ready?
Yep.
All right.
Do you have one minute to get this NBA player I'm thinking of?
Does he play in the West?
No.
Is he currently playing?
Yes.
He's in the East.
Okay.
Is he on a Pacific Division team?
No.
Has he been an All-Star?
Yes.
Wait.
You can't, Google.
I know, I know.
I know my bad, my bad, my bad.
Okay.
Are we good?
No.
Oh, do you know, no.
Does he play for the Knicks?
Yes.
Ooh, he plays for the Knicks.
Was the All-Star.
Josh Hart?
No.
Emmanuel quickly.
No.
Is it John Runson?
Yes.
Damn.
That was too easy.
Yeah, that's funny.
I had a reference for my guy.
He's had a lot of slander today.
I was like, wow, okay.
I was going to pick some,
I was going to pick Todd Gibson to be on.
Didn't he just resign there?
God.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
All right, next thing we're going to do,
let's get back some funny shit.
Let's restore the feeling.
We're going to guess some NBA players based on their haircuts.
Let's do it.
Another iconic thing we've done before.
Guessing some players, like their head shots cropped in.
All you're going to see is their upper forehead.
And you got to guess who this is.
Okay.
So you see it.
First up, that picture is crazy as fuck keep going first player this guy that is draymond green
I know those wrinkles in the low haircut anywhere this is a fighter
I see this picture I see fisticus this is draymond green yeah I feel threatened just
looking at this picture yeah right next up who is this man oh this could be I know exactly who this is
this man is stressed he looks way older than he actually is this is grason allen this is ted cruz himself
he looks exactly like ted cruz so what oh yeah we're getting these we are rolling through
oh don't be too confident all right next up who is this man i know this too go ahead he has a weird
shaped head last name is interesting this is tyris halberton correct y'all are flying through
these we're here next up
Who is this man?
I got this.
This is the sharpshooter in Phoenix.
This is Yuta Watanabe.
Ooh, correct.
Yeah, I knew this too.
Damn, everything in two seconds, y'all are flying through these.
Let's see if it continues.
I told you.
Next up, who is this man?
This could be a lot of players.
He does have a clean edge up, light skin.
Clearly a light skin player.
This can go two ways.
This is either, he's either Steph Curry or it's Jamal Murray.
But I think by the outline.
I think this is going to be Steph Curry
That's a great guess
But you're fucking wrong
Damn, is this Zach Levine?
Damn, yes, this is Zach Levine
Okay, there we go
I thought I got you
Damn
Oh yeah
I thought yeah, I wasn't leaning Steph
But I saw the head shape
And the hair
I was like yeah, this could be
Kind of looks like Dante X-in
I was thinking you're gonna say him
That would that would have been a great thing
That's nice
All right next up
Deep pole
Who is this man?
Ooh, we can lean
So many ways with this
I think we're at the point
I think we're at the point
in the program
where Isaac is going to try and get a deep cut.
Is this Marvin Bagley the third?
You're right, the deep cut.
No, this is not Marvin Bagley.
Oh, I was about to say, man,
you're cursing if you put Marvin Bagley in these.
This is not Mike Conley.
He has short-haired.
This is not Mike only.
Could this be Duel and Bede?
No.
It could be.
It's not.
It's Colin Sexton.
Oh, it's Colin Sexton.
It's Colin Sexton.
Damn, it's not Colin Sexton.
Oh, you played that off too, so moved.
Now, that hurt.
I'm not gonna lie that hurt
I get fucked
Um
Is he a back court player
He looks like a guard
It's not a guard
Damn
You need hints you're cook
This is Carl Anthony Towns
Oh
The lighting is trash
That's what it is garbage
That's what threw us off
We got got
Get fucked
I think that's the last one
Damn
You almost had a clean streak
You almost flew through him
Somehow I thought this would be the easiest one
Tough
Do you know how many people
Had that haircut
Yeah and the lighting
was terrible too
We were naming all dark skin players.
We got one more video left, I think, before we get out of here.
I stand with my people.
Next thing we're going to do,
we're going to go through some NBA teams
and picked their greatest center of all time.
Lit.
So we all love some all-time talk.
It's a staple to us.
So I'm going to name six teams.
You guys get,
not guess, you guys pick who the greatest center of all time is.
These pictures Nikil put on here are insane.
I've got a Plumley?
No, those are the Zellers.
Oh, Zellar, my man.
Zeller.
You're confused?
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
All right.
First up, the Orlando Magic.
It has to be, it has to be Dwight Howard.
Has to be?
Has to be Dwight Howard.
It doesn't have to be anybody.
It can be Shaq.
It's, it's debatable.
It can't be Shaq.
He wasn't there for.
Yeah, four years and a long time.
The impact is way too important.
It is definitely Dwight Howard.
Yeah.
And they both have a finals appearance.
I'm going to give, I'm going to give Dwight the nod for longevity.
Listen, if he could have left after four years or those rules, he might have left
too. I don't know.
It's not Shaq's fault. He had the pre-CBA.
Yeah, this is. Oh, yeah. You're right. Damn. It is a conversation, though. For a second.
For a second. You got to think about Shaq.
For a second, yeah. You just have to say his name and then you're like, okay, it's Dwight.
I respect it. That's how we're doing. All right. Next up. The Philadelphia 76ers.
Who was in the conversation other than Embed? It would be, you would have Moses Malone there.
The correct answer.
And then I guess Chamberlain is for the Warriors franchise
Yeah
So Moses Malone
No love for Will
I mean no love for Embed
I think he deserves to be in the conversation
He can be we're talking about it right now
But is Moses Malone
No I'm playing I just want to see it today
It's easily Moses Malone
Moses Malone is probably the most underweighted player
In the history of the league
Yeah man
He's a monster
He's incredible bro
If you played today Jesus Christ
27 17
Good grief
Next up
The Los Angeles Lakers
Now this is weird
So many good centers.
The hardest one by far.
Is it the hardest one by far?
Yes, the three greatest centers of all time.
I'll play for this franchise.
But we clearly know, everybody who knows who the number one is.
It's Kareem.
I thought you were going to say Shaq.
We have Kareem like third.
I agree.
But last time we did the talented, you were fucking crucified me for not picking Shaq.
He's more talented than Kareem.
Kareem just knows how to get it done.
I don't know if he's more talented than Kareem, but I agree.
Kareem is easily a third best player of all time.
The longevity is insane.
the championship's insane
I don't know why he wouldn't pick cream
yeah it's it's a debate for a second
and when you really look into things
and how he was able to get things done
at such a level
the scoring the defense the whole nine
is just impeccable yeah
there's really no flaws in his resume or his game
yeah he's the one
it's Korean sorry Shack you lost twice
damn
next up the Miami Heat
wow damn Shack he's on
I can't wait for that
play for half the league
yeah
Jack you lose again
Alonzo morning
to be honest
huh
me yeah
could you be
okay
yeah
he played there
for like a year and a half
like
a little
Bam out of bio
live
give him five more years
that's too much dip
on that
it's too much dip
on the chip
for Bam out of bio
no we're going
Alonzo morning
sorry Shaq
yeah
but
Shaq is a chip there
so does Alonzo
was he on that team
yeah oh I just have total brain fart
but he wasn't
I think I think he was on that team
total brain fire I didn't even realize that
but he wasn't also
that guy on the team
listen for two years Chris Bosch played center so
see that's the real name that I want
Oh low key but
he's more reverend as a four
Let's go Chris Bosch
Let's go
He's probably best team of all time
Let's go we're going Chris Bosch
Shout out we don't often get Chris Bosch love
Shout out for talent at that point in time
I think he definitely deserves to be in this conversation.
Chris Bosch, it is.
No conversation needed.
We miss you, Chris.
Next up, the Atlanta Hawks.
So there's the Cambay Matumbo.
Shout out Tree Rollins.
You're the man.
And there's Al Horford.
Al Horford.
Y'all see how down bad this franchise is?
Realism speaking, I'm going to lean towards Al Horford.
Over Matumbo?
What has Mutumbo done for us?
we went to we saw some of the greatest basketball
we saw some of the greatest basketball
Hawk history without Horford on a consistent basis
The greatest first round exit in Hawks history
Is it still the greatest?
I'm in Atlanta basketball
We have to cling on to something
Al Horford congratulations the greatest first time
Why don't you have good basketball
Tell me when you find out
Your life sucks
Next up the Sacramento Kings
does Blotty
Blotty DeVock
Give it a
No
The market's
Give it a buggy
For what
He had like three first team
All NBA's because the league
Was in shambles
At the center position
He was great though
Those weren't like fraudulent at all
Maybe not first team
But still he was
How many does he actually have
Before I say that
Because it sounds like hilarious
And B score 51 tonight
By the way
That's insane
Just everyone's looking at you
Go ahead
Look at him
Anything to say about that?
No, good for him.
Okay, DeMargson says two all-N-Ba teams.
Granted, he was winning them over D'Andre Jordan
has his biggest competition in that time,
but he has two.
Those are Mickey Mouse selections.
Nah.
But you know what, but his time seemed much more fun.
Just even throughout the dysfunction,
I'm going to give it to Boogie.
I can't in all seriousness pick Vladay DeVocating conversation all time.
Give me boogie.
Yeah, for sure.
The score and the passing bro,
he was legit a bully
It's getting ridiculous
It's getting ridiculous
Let's get ridiculous
Let's go
The Minnesota Timberwolves
Now this is interesting
This is crazy
This is a great poll
Is Rudy
This franchise sucks
Is it so bad
Is it Rudy versus Cat
Is it Rudy versus Niccolo Petrovich
I think it's
It has to be cat
Damn.
Yeah, it definitely is.
It has to be kept.
Look at the numbers.
Just sheer alone.
Just look at the numbers.
You know,
I'm just going to change reality
and I'm just going to tell myself
Kevin Garnett was a center
so I can pick him over, Kat.
The hate is unreal.
I'm cool with that.
I'm cool with that.
Kevin Garnett, you are now a center
and you're the greatest one of all time.
Cat, I do not support that statement.
And that's all of them.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I think that's episode 68.
That concludes the T-D through Christmas.
Oh, wait.
I lied.
Nikil just informed me.
I forgot.
We have a tier list to do, ladies and gentlemen.
getting away from our bread and butter.
I almost fucking destroyed the fans
and just robbed him.
Wow.
Damn.
All right, man.
We're going to do a small forwards tier list.
We've been going position by position
over the past couple months.
And today, we have 10 small forwards view
that we're going to put into this tier list.
Nice and simple.
First off, LeBron James.
Estier.
He's the standard.
Is he still the best in the league?
Easy.
No.
But the best small for?
I mean, according to the ranking,
that we just did for me, no.
It's tough, it's tough.
But he's S-tier.
Okay, so how about the guys
also running for that, Jason Tatum?
Also S-tier as well.
Also S-tier.
You can debate which one you'd rather have today,
but these are definitely the best two.
Yes.
Along with this guy, Kevin Durant.
Also S-tier?
Easy media.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's get all the S-tier's,
let's set the standard, and then let's move forward.
How about Brandon Ingram?
He's a solid, like, B or C.
No, we can't be C.
He's too talented for that.
I think B's fair.
He definitely can't be A, though.
No, he's not A. He's not A at all.
I think two levels below, below Tatum is fine.
Yeah, yeah, B's cool.
Okay.
Yeah.
Mekyll Bridges.
Probably see.
I think he should be in B.
After proving himself this year that he can still be the number one option on a team
while playing great defense still, I think that lands in B.
He's in the same tier.
Yeah, I don't know why you put Brandon in a tier above Bridges.
I just think they're better.
So, like, I can.
I'm sure, you rank, which is hard.
You change your mind?
Yeah, a little bit.
This man's not 10 toes.
A little bit.
I'm going Bridges and B.
M.O., I'll vote to you.
Kick rocks.
Next up.
It's really just because everybody says I look like him.
I'm trying to distance ourselves.
Jimmy Butler.
He's A.
Easy A.
Yeah, he's an easy A.
Fits nicely between these two calibers of players.
Yeah, exactly.
You already know.
But playoff Jimmy, top of the S tier.
He's easy.
Of course.
He's just Michael Jordan.
Next up
Dylan Brooks
He's having a good year
Let's be honest with ourselves here
He is
He's a good player
Y'all hate on him too much
C tier
That's fair
That's also fair
Thank God
He's not he's not a B player
He's not a B tier
Definitely
Oh hell not
D tier was last year for sure
With all those antics
And he wasn't just
He wasn't efficient at all
Yeah we're talking likeability
We can go F
But one of the best
Primitive Defenders in the league
Like ability
I think he's an S now
Relax
People are starting
They're starting
They're like Dylan
He's seen in Houston culture man
See here
Next up
Kauai Leonard
He's an A
Yeah let's just give him the respect
He can get in Kagan Des?
No
Not yet
No
Not yet
Why not?
Is he past his prime
S is for top 10
Okay
All the rest of those
Three small forwards
Are top 10
Kauai is not there
Mm
Kauai could be there though
Easily
By the end of the season
He could be
I mean maybe
But we all had Kauai
outside of our top 15
too. He's not STU.
Uncertainty for A
is perfect. Just to say with all the
what he's been through over the last
year and a half, two years, still to be A
is remarkable.
Injuries. And he's a clipper.
Being a clipper
in and of itself is turmoil.
Yeah.
It's not good. It's hard.
He's been through terrible vibes.
What a victim.
Next up, O.G. and a Novi.
He should be either B or C.
You, my friend, are Masai Ujuri
in a country.
costume. That man is C-tier as fuck.
We need to stop pretending he's a star. Yes.
You don't value the defense like that?
Not enough over McHale Bridges, who's also extremely good offensively.
This guy's C-tier. He's mid.
He's a high C-tier, though.
Maasai has tricked you by demanding five-first-on picks for him.
He is C-tier. He's a great player, man.
He's very good. Not an all-star.
He's just, listen.
I think he's low-tier B.
No, he's Dylan Brooks across the border.
Oh, God. That's crazy.
I'm good than that.
I don't see him being in...
If you put him on his own team, he would not be an all-star.
Oh, absolutely no.
You put him on his own team as one option.
You see Detroit Pistons v2.
Detroit Pissons v2.
Last up, Andrew Wiggins.
Hey, listen.
This year, F.
This year it's an F.
Normally, he should be a D though.
Let's go D.
That man lost all his powers last year.
I don't know what happened to him.
He forgot how to have a love for the game or what's something
because he goes out there and just runs around.
Checks were not hitting.
How to pass, shoot, dribble, rebound, steal the.
ball communicate everything he did well in 2022 make him bad at that and that's a new player you
got not great yeah that's a tear list a real quick one i think this is good this is a fantastic
place to end the episode wonderful merry christmas to everybody if you're still here comments
nickle is still daddy and you know you guys thought we're giving away through ps fives go to the
Twitter, leave a reply, follow us. I want to give you a PS5. Let me help you and give you this
console. You can play with us. It's literally now or never. You might be the biggest back
bumbler of all time if you don't do this. Listen, tap in, all right? Crowneaters, rejoice on
Twitter. And we'll see y'all later.