The Deep 3 Podcast - We Ranked The Top 40 Players In The NBA | Ep. 172
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It's looking jolly as hell in here.
Very festive.
It's looking like tis this season.
It's a lot of Yol Tide.
I don't even know where Yol Tide is.
Dude, why?
You sang it just out the first time I've ever heard it.
Yeah.
I saw there was a breadbasket skit
when they were talking about Yol Tide the other day.
That's the only reason why it's all my mind.
Gotcha.
Well, as you guys see, we are here for our third year in a row of TD3 Christmas specials.
We are going to sit down and rank not the top 30 players in the NBA like we usually do for Christmas.
The top 40 players in the NBA, we are expanding it.
you know,
talent inflation's a thing.
There's more star players than ever.
We're going to sit down
and we're going to rank the top 40.
And honestly,
there might be like 50 also level guys
in league right now.
I still have to make some tough cuts.
Here you go 10 more feet.
Next year, we'll see.
The talent keeps getting better and better.
Before we do that,
as you see,
we got presents everywhere.
Got a lot of festivities going on.
We're going to do our yearly
gift-giving little thing
before the show starts.
And before we get to that actual,
you know, at least in my family tradition,
you open one gift on Christmas Eve.
I got one gift for you guys
open before we get started.
Okay.
Okay. You know, I don't celebrate Christmas at all, so this is like all I have. These are the only gifts that I will be getting. And last year, if you guys remember, I didn't receive, like, basically jack shit. I got, last year I think you gave me rat poisoning was before I lived here. I was living in New York. I got rat poisoning. And it was like, I think the year before that got like Shundies or something like that, too, Shea underwear before like, it was this whole thing. So, all right, go and open those up.
See what you guys got? What are we doing for your opening gift?
What are we talking about?
I thought it was only fitting.
It's a boxed very well.
You're going to rip that bitch off.
Ripping it all the way off.
Oh, okay.
Let's see what we're talking about right here.
What we got?
This looks like...
A tradition like no other.
Getting pajamas is your first gift on Christmas Eve.
Okay, this is very cute.
Ooh, you are my sunshine.
LeBron James.
I really don't like this.
We're throwing it back.
That's crazy.
He was bragging.
You didn't get any of it.
The cranium is crazy.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, my.
All right, Chris's family.
How y'all feel?
Splendid.
Stupid.
Wonderful.
How do you think I feel?
Festive, I hope you feel like you're in the, tis the season.
I understand in this moment why Kyrie got so mad.
When that lady asked that question, he's like, lady, I have one father.
Like, what are you talking about?
Today we have multiple.
Today we're here.
This is not even my favorite player.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We have gifts all around.
We all brought him out.
We all got each other stuff.
But, you know, naturally, I got you gifts.
He got his gifts.
Donovan, I'm sure you got his gifts.
I'm like last year you didn't.
He was the worst, bro.
I got stuff not because, first of all, again, I told y'all prior that I wasn't doing
gifts here.
It was two years in a row he didn't give a shit.
That's not true.
That's not true.
Hopefully there's enough to go around, but I think we need a little bit of extra help.
I think we need parents from Santa Claus.
Santa Claus, go on and come out here.
Come on out here and bring your extra gifts you have for everybody.
Whoa.
What do we have here?
What do we have here?
Take a seat, Santa Claus.
Let's move on those bullshit.
Did I tell you?
Did I tell you?
We have lots of gifts to go around today.
I thought you were in Texas.
What are we all talking about?
I knew it.
What's going on, man?
Go and talk to talk to your mic.
You got Bron on you.
I got Bron in me.
It's in my heart.
Disgusting.
So we all got gifts to go around.
We'll start off.
Shout out Santa Claus here.
Shout out, Nikkio Avenue's yearly comeback.
Everybody's constant.
asking to see them.
What's going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, you want to go first?
Hell yeah.
Okay, let's go to Santa Claus.
Go first.
Santa Claus, what you got for us?
I will do the worst gift first.
Shopping for Isaac is like,
shopping for like an emotionally unavailable dad.
Okay.
I had no clue what to get him.
Okay.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Okay.
What have you got?
He got me a car heart hat.
And what is this black thing?
That's for you to trim your beard in front of a mirror.
Okay.
It's a dad beard gift.
You said trim your beard.
So what can you put up with the man's tape?
You like that thing in front of a mirror and you trim your beard.
Gotcha.
Okay.
So you got like a bib and a car hat.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Appreciate it.
Nice.
You're going to wear.
You can actually put those things to use.
I know, there you go.
Functional gifts.
I think we're one for one so far.
Okay.
What you got for Mo?
All right, Mo.
Actually, just open it up.
This is an actual big box.
The packing gets better.
Yeah.
So your gift is actually the best.
Okay.
Let's see what's going on here, man.
Open up this.
Ooh.
This is like wrapped really nicely.
If you know, Mo.
Like it.
Oh.
A teapot?
This is a teapot.
One thing Mo does, he loves to drink tea.
Yeah.
This is actually fire.
Every morning and night, I'd be drinking tea, bro.
That's my go-to sauce.
This is actually two for two.
This is useful.
Sorry.
I was very solid.
Damn.
All right.
Thank you,
thank you, Santa.
I appreciate it.
And what we've got for Donovan.
All right, Don't.
Here you go.
I got talking to the mic.
But this bitch is elite.
That's a steeper thing, too.
What do we have here?
We have a stone bowl.
A stone bowl?
Yes.
What is that?
So for Crazy Korea.
and cooking. Don loves cooking. He likes
Korean food. Kareem people use
this like stone thing to make soup.
I think he can't like his cooking bag.
Donovan is like an actual cook,
dude. He literally stays in the house
looking up new recipes and stuff like that.
I know he's going to use this.
Five-star recipes.
He's super big on plating
and aesthetic looks when he comes to his food.
All right.
That was a crazy noise.
I thought it was blue in here.
I know. I've got to open this
up but yeah just like this I had a smaller one and so basically like the smaller one
there's one where you can make like like steamed eggs basically and so you use like a like a stone
stone pot like a clay pot for this awesome look at that McKeel three for three starting off strong
all right we got a good showman from Santa Claus let's go I'll go next Donovan we got this big
bag for you my hands over to him a large assortment of items all relating to Mr.
Smoot
We'll see what we got here.
All right.
The sound is crazy.
All the noise.
I know.
All right.
So first thing, it looks like a cane.
I'm assuming it is a cane or some type of walker.
Don't make any assumptions now.
Why does it take all the way up and up and out?
I cannot.
Let's make that a little lighter in the mic for me.
L rapper.
No, this definitely is a cane.
I don't know.
I mean, you know, you're getting up there.
Exactly.
This is actually perfect for you.
We're, like, kind of on a windstreet right now when it comes to this.
This is amazing.
Yeah, we get it.
You know, we got to go formal, formal, functional gifts for Donovan, you know.
Yeah, that's actually going to be really useful for you.
We got.
Oh, we got some sketches, go walk.
Who are these?
Are these shoes that just souls?
Nobody.
Those are shoes.
For your chips walking around the mall, we got to make sure you have a good, nice footwear.
Like a lot.
I was actually just at them all the other day just walking around.
I had a couple errors to run, but I was just, I was walking around.
Can you elaps in?
Bell coach straps like that.
Yo, the 10K is going to be a breeze for him, bro.
Unc Donovan will be in the building more quick than fucking ever.
His foot structure will be elite and supported.
Yeah, bro, what?
We got hit.
Let's go!
I've been talking about this, man.
This is hilarious.
I'm in my comment back right now.
No, he actually fucks with this too heavy.
I really do.
really too.
Alexia fin of
sick of me.
Oh, man.
You got the old...
Let's do the knowledge.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
He got the entire old man fit.
What is this?
A life alert.
Ah,
this is too far.
This is too far.
I was okay.
I was okay with this.
Getting into my post.
Show to the camera.
I already dropped it.
Life alert is crazy.
I've never actually seen one in person.
Men's 50 plus multivit.
Yo, you are straight.
You,
when you're.
50 years old, bro.
You quadruple down.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
I am wearing this whole show.
I haven't seen a single miss so far
when it comes to you.
Backwards is crazy.
This is how you are.
That's solid.
That's all.
I feel like fuck with you.
Okay.
Mo.
I feel like Dave Chappelle in 2004.
Here you are, Mo.
Another gift for you.
More gifts.
All right.
Let's try to wrap this swiftly as possible.
Unwrap as swiftly as possible.
Okay.
Oh, I think this is tampering.
Guys, if you know Housecall, you know I'm not a fan of any team right now.
I will be selecting my team once the season officially over.
And I think this may be tampering.
This is a gnome, specifically a gnome who's a Chargers fan.
And I think he's black too.
So I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Wait, it's a black gnome.
That wasn't on purpose?
Perfect.
Wait, let me see.
It's a black gnome.
I'm not going to lie.
I've never seen a black gnome.
I don't know how I found a back in it.
Let's go.
But yeah, you know, just trying to make sure that we do, as a program, we do our best
influential decision.
I don't think he's black.
He's kind of dark, but all like all the elves and stuff?
I'm going to do his ancestry.com at home, but we'll check it out.
He's from over there.
You know.
Brother, that looks like you.
All right.
Yeah, that's all I thought.
But pretty soon we're going to have a little ceremony in a house call.
Check it out.
Our NFL show.
We're going to pick his own team.
We're going to have a whole hat ceremony.
I want to make sure our program gets the right foot out there.
And, you know, make sure you know where to pick.
Not a bad gift.
I'm actually going to be hanging this up on my house, right?
What have the Eagles done for you?
The Eagles?
Yeah.
Jack shit.
Nothing.
I have nothing to do with the Eagles.
They just have cool gear.
All right.
Let's see what this is next.
Tear it is, bitch apart.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was some bullshit.
It's crayon taffy stick.
So I can actually eat this shit.
Yep.
Edible taffy.
Hold on one more thing for you.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do it.
Edible taffies.
This is actually useful, bro.
I will use this garden room.
You can eat.
that on the pot. Yeah, we literally will.
Taffy sticks. Yeah. This is actually
hard. And flavors, one box?
Yeah. I want you to close your eyes.
All right, let's do it.
Close your eyes. Here's a nice heavy bag.
That's such a scary sentence.
Oh shit. God damn.
This is a 50 pound weight. This might be a dumbbell.
How it's something that I know was true to you.
True to everything that you've been talking about.
Shit. Is this cream?
Oh, it's milk.
What type of milk?
Whole.
Creamy milk.
Whole milk.
Apparently, you're the cream commander, so we had to make sure you feel
represented.
Whole milk, not stepped on at all.
Not stepped on as a little cream commander, milk cleared.
Yep, I am the leader of the crematory, so
uncut.
Very fitting.
I like it.
I hope this comes.
I hope there's like cookies upstairs so I can actually put this shit to use because
what type of cream leader are you if you're not using the cream?
I don't know.
You tell me.
Yeah.
All right.
I like this.
I got it.
All right.
Next.
You want you guys on your gifts?
I suppose so.
Okay.
This is for you and this is for you.
You guys are going to open it at the same time.
Okay.
This is a little house.
Inspect it and while you guys open it.
A little Christmas home.
This is also a house.
Santa also.
Mine smaller.
Okay.
A note for you guys.
You guys can open it at the same time.
Actually, you know, Donovan first.
Okay.
Santa says smoothie pie.
This year, I have paid extra.
your attention to you and I fear that
this year has been an absolute
disaster. From saying that
Mo blew in from stupid town
to two years ago
uttering out of your mouth that Derek
White is better than Kyrie.
If you have a problem with this gift,
meet me at 155 Michigan
Avenue Suite 450 in
Chicago. And then he wrote for some reason
I-H-Y-N-L-D.
What does that mean?
What does that mean? I don't know.
Tell me. I don't know.
Donovan, you must have a clue.
You must have some, but I don't know what you did this in.
First of all, he actually gave me charcoal.
This is ridiculous, by the way.
All right.
I don't like this.
Isaac, 155.
I don't know.
Check it out.
Let's see what it is.
I have no idea what's going on.
Gucci, man.
You have had a polarizing year.
Polarizing year.
You've been under close watch.
Okay.
And you almost made it.
You told Mo that he was playing, quote, unquote,
The Skin Flute on House Call.
Yuck!
You are on hashtag watch.
Consider this a warning to.
And then he said, again, for some reason, I-H-Y-T-N-L-D,
250 West Chicago Avenue, 3 o'clock Monday.
I fear that we might be streaming.
I cannot run a fade with Santa.
I guess so, but if you want, I could go ahead and send you the coordinates of this, but we'll see.
So what does that abbreviation mean?
I don't know.
let me read it out loud okay
I think it's
I hate you
I hate you two
niggiless die
wow
that's outrageous
I was gonna say
I don't remember
writing that
shout out this charcoal
I'll put it to good use
we got a grill up back
at a fire pit
we'll fire some shit up
it's like 20 degrees outside
but we'll make it work
but he also says too
forgot to read this to you guys
we drop house call
Tuesdays
on what time, three o'clock, roughly?
Sam's tapped in.
He said that we all have to be witnessing
or be on par ready for part two
because there's more gifts coming in.
Oh my God.
There's more gifts coming in.
Let's go.
On both shows, y'all.
So you have to tap in for part two of this.
Whoa.
All right, what we got from Donovan?
All right, don't open to me.
You guys can open at the same time.
However, so we have talked for,
for, I guess, honestly,
maybe like six months into the show.
Up until now, we have talked about a way that we need to, like, show that we are part of the
TD3 family.
We joked about getting, like, a TD3 chain or something like that.
And sometimes that stuff is a little bit overblown.
So consider this an entry and consider this your Rockefeller chain into the TD3 family.
Go ahead.
Let's see.
We're going to jump in.
This is not a chain.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
The ultimate crayon pack, 152 crayons.
It comes with a sharpener.
You have metallic and you have metallic and glitter crayons in there.
If you are a part of the TD3 family, if you want to come over into death row,
if you're tired of other podcasts, right, dancing all up in the TikToks.
Come over here.
Get your 152 crayons.
I ain't go, this is one of the most.
This smells, dude.
Like, this is fresh crayons as well.
It's loud as funny.
Just what I like to smell in the morning.
This is just what we need it.
It's like smelling salts.
It's brand new.
smelling salt for us you're absolutely right i'm ready to eat bro we're going through a fucking
wall ready to rank some players i'm ready to go crazy because i got my crayons by my side let's do
this shit man what a perfect gift giving td3 segment let's do it mikhiel any last words
buy more crayons man
with that being said appreciate santa claus coming through got to see his face appreciate
all the gifts we got crayons to go players to rank let's get into our td3 christmas special
So, like we said, we're here to rank the top 40 players in the NBA, same thing we do
every year for Christmas, you know.
I think important we laid the ground rules out of how we decide to view this, since it's
a pretty unique ranking as far as our rankings go, given that's not in the offseason.
I viewed this as mostly this season, but also especially for players that are injured, coming
off of an injury, or just having an outlet performance.
I didn't pretend these 20 games and only games I've seen in their career.
So I'm also doing like league-wide standings, what I know you to be.
but with the heavy emphasis on the 30 games we've seen so far this.
And we talked about this.
Jason Tatum, Tyrese Halliburton, Kyrie Irving, honorable mentions.
We didn't even do anybody that's coming off of a season-ending injury.
That's like a major injury.
We don't know how good they're going to be coming back.
Those guys are all omitted from this list.
Yeah.
They haven't played the game.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And if we were to go in and put where they were, at least last year,
I feel like that would be just kind of unfair.
Just really a wonky hard way to think about things.
Yeah.
And I definitely felt the impact of no Tatum and no Halliburton.
the guys that had a debate for like 10 and 11
I'm like you guys should be a couple spots lower
I'm definitely having to get it out the mud a little bit here
yeah but okay let's get straight into it
you guys know how this works
instead of revealing blocks of 5 we can reveal blocks at 10
because we have extra players so first off we have numbers 31 through 40
I have up first at 40
Michael Porter Jr. has earned his way
onto a spot on this list just barely had to give him a little nod
39 white Michael Porter Jr. we got
Lowry marketing in 38
Eight, another Star Leap, Jalen Duren, 37, Pascal Seacum, 36, maybe the best role player
in the league, Aaron Gordon, 35, actually, never mind, the best role player in the league, Rudy
Gobert, 34, the worst all-star type guy in the league, Denny Evdia, Denny Obdia, 33, Tali Hero, 32,
Trey Young, and 31 Palo Bancaro.
How do we feel about this initial 10?
Okay.
Don't hate, don't hate the MPJ stuff.
I think Lorry should probably be maybe a little bit higher, but it's not, it's not shocking.
to have them, like, towards the back end of the 30s.
I think Gobert and Gordon, it feels like a similar range as to, like, where I had
them.
The biggest thing is, like, yo, the, the Palo discourse is crazy.
Yeah, that was hard to do with it.
And it's fair, though.
Like, it's not, it's not even anything of, like, Isaac Haten.
It really is just the way that the season has started with, with injuries, with the shooting
that he's had, with the level of play that Franz has had, where you have that directly
compared to what it looks like, whenever it's.
It's just you.
All of that is, it has us in this, like, very existential place of thinking about Palo Mancaro.
Yeah.
I wanted to put him a little bit lower if it was just this season.
But I was like, he is so Palatman Carroll.
He will bounce back.
So he's among the mix of, like, low-level All-Star guys, like a Trey Young, Tyler Hero, guys who are the best players in their team and deserve that spot.
You know, it's not crazy to build around them.
It's not crazy to empower them.
It's your first option.
They've shown from to a variety of efficacy that they can be a driver of good offense and
you know that's generous in palo's sake but you know winning basketball in two ways so yeah he this
is his low end i definitely judged him harshly just because i already had my questions about him i've already
said that i've been critical of him because people prop him up to be this next superstar some people
already consider him a top 10 15 player in the world and i think the idea of him has always outweighed
what he's done early in his career and i've never said that like he'll never be a superstar
or he's destined to be disappointed forever it was let's wait until he makes that leap and i've
always said i expected to make that leap and i expected to be this year wasn't the case then he got hurt
came back i'll give him benefit for the doubt because it's a two years in a row when he comes off
injury he's a little rusty at first has been pretty goddamn terrible since come back from injury
but again i keep i keep expecting him to come back and be better which really is probably me just hedging
and knowing people view him higher than me so i'm trying to be like i don't hate him it's possible
that he is that good but thus far in his career there hasn't been a single season where he has
league average efficiency or a single season where his team's off his team is better on the court
when he's playing versus without and that's where i stop right there and
That's why I look at Palo Ban Caron and be like,
brother, sorry, but you were the first cut on my list.
Oh, you cut Velvarez?
We give this type of grace to young players.
You are in year four.
What are you talking about?
You're not even fucking league average
from fucking anywhere on the field, bro.
I understand.
And I give that grace to him when it comes to,
oh shit,
like you just don't have the ability to...
It's true.
He's the definition of that.
I'm not saying it.
I'm crazy.
I got beat in a Palo Baner of Hadoff,
but here we are.
It's just funny.
I love free throws.
it's like come on man like i i wanted to put him on my list but i'm looking on myself today
in the year 2025 so far with what we've seen throughout this season but also of course like
going back to what you said he is a playoff riser he does a lot of things that only i don't know
17 other players in the world can do when it comes to having that surviving in that level of
difficulty of the situation in the playoffs you see the time and time again you average 28 and all that
But zooming out throughout his entire career and looking at what winning means today in the sport of basketball and what you have to be, which you have to embody as a star player, it just isn't there yet.
And I'd rather have someone.
It sounds crazy, but so far this year, like Aaron Gordon on my team or MPJ on my team, who I know you can thrive in your role.
You can win championships in your role.
I've seen it before.
Now, yes, of course, you had Nicole Yokach on your side.
But you know what I mean in terms of having some of the greatest, like, ancillary skills in the league currently.
And that's, that's honestly, like, those are the conversations that I was having in my head when I was thinking about Palo.
And he's in this space of, of like the Jamal Murray archetype where we're going to give you a lot of boost because of the rising that you do in the playoffs.
However, like prior to this to this year, none of us are ever going to say like, oh yeah, Jamal Murray, like he's going to lead a team, right?
Prior to this year, yeah, like how he said that.
He's been crazy.
Yeah, he's been really, really good this year.
But up until this point, it's always like you are, and obviously second fiddle to Yokic,
but Yohic is also carrying you a little bit, and it's not necessarily like you are carrying
all of your weight.
And so with Palo, even the regular season stuff of you're shooting like low 30s, high
20s from three, right?
It's not good.
And so unless like the playoff stuff really gets to a high, high level, which I, like,
commend him a hundred percent for what he's done in the playoffs over the last two years and like
mo said you are out here getting buckets doing things that not a lot of other people can do unless
that turns into bubble de mitch right bubble jemal murray and like the best of the best of the rising
i don't think we can we can put him in a in a spot where we are 100 percent confident that
you being number one option every single night playing the way that you want to play is going to get us
to a position where then you can go and do all of the playoff rising things that you like to
Yeah, I totally respect putting him lower because, like I said, there is like 50 ultra-level guys.
So it's not exactly disrespectful, I think.
You know, some people will take it that way.
I'm with you.
I've been giving him a lot better than for the doubt, which again, it's probably just a mental hedge because I know I'm the hater.
So I'm like, no, guys, trust me.
I don't hate him.
But if you're saying yes to earn it, I'm not going to argue.
Yeah, at some point, he does have to earn in.
Shout out those small samples of him going crazy in the playoffs.
Him being able to get hot from mid-range and be able to do that stuff in those seven games is, it's good.
Like, you'd rather see that than him not do it.
it but when we have 82 game samples of him being inefficient from most areas of the court
besides getting to the free door line which is a skill is valuable when all the stuff in the field
is just iffy and hasn't really hit a level of a superstar score which he needs to be having not
being a top tier passer or defender i'm okay putting him in this range okay yeah and we'll keep talking
one of these names let's go through the next list i think mo is next what do you got so 40 through
31. I have Rudy Gobert, Brandon Ingram, M. P.J. Thompson, Larry Marketing, Kauai, O. Jada Novi,
Hardin, Jimmy Butler. And then at 31, I have Trey Young. Okay, so you also have Trey Young in this
range. I struggled Miderly with Trey Young because we really haven't seen him this year. He played
five games. Was dog shit. Got hurt. Came back. One game yesterday, actually. I'll let you speak
to how that game went. I didn't watch it. I saw the box score. Didn't look too great.
This is a, this is a reputation pick that we're keeping him here because we've seen
plenty of years of him being, you know, a guy that is a first option for a reason.
Yeah.
But we've been having a lot of discourse about the small guard thing and how far we can get
with Trayong basketball.
We've been making half jokes do you a lot about like, should they trade him and build
around Jaila Johnson?
Like, how are you currently feeling about Tray Young and his placement in this list?
So going back to what you said, he did come back last night.
If you look at the box score, Barron, it just doesn't look good.
Jalen Johnson dropped like fucking 40.
He was insane.
This is mainly a reputation pick because he only played six games so far this year.
and he hasn't looked at the greatest, but also it's six games, you know?
So I think he's on the cusp of losing his tag, losing his chain as being viewed as one of the elite elite elite point guard groups in the entire league.
And he's like not on the same time as Paula Bencaro, but in terms of like looking at him being like, yeah, like you're not able.
You shouldn't be the face of my franchise or the lead score on my team or anything like that.
We need reconfigurate your value in the league and see where it's two best.
because what the Hawks have viewed you over the last few years,
had an outlier.
It's fine to admit that at this point in time.
But it's just reconfiguration right now in terms of where stars lie.
And also, there's just so many players that got so much better than him.
Meanwhile, he's just either stayed the same in certain regards or legitimately just gotten worse.
Yeah, he's also like the Palo thing where he's done before, so it's not the same conversation.
When will we see you be a league average efficiency score at that volume again?
Like, you know, there's reasons why.
same thing at the reason of all the palo we would like to mention there is the team construction
has been an issue there is a lack of space and yada yada try young's had similar issues the rosters
haven't been great this is the first year that i think he has the offensive supporting cast
that should give him everything he needs to show that he can still be an efficient lead volume
score so time it's ticking i guess with him that we're keeping him in this range out of respect
for the five year peak he's had as the elite passer and someone who's capable of handling a volume
of scoring which doesn't matter even if you're not tremendously efficient but listen man if he
doesn't have a good 20 games coming up we do this next year he'll be where john moran lamello and
them are off the list i will say yeah i don't i also don't hate uh jimmy butler at 32 that feels like
very much a reputation pick yeah i kind of forgot about him i didn't think about ranking him
maybe i should have he's still jimmy butler but yeah i've been disappointed by the lack of
scaling up you can do these days he's not yeah he's not on on my list um and it's kind of for
for that reason um i think like when you when you when you
look back at the at the playoffs last year and obviously he was coming off of of the injury that he
had in the first round against minnesota against houston going into the minnesota series and so you can
kind of see like it was taking a lot out of him to trying to try and scale up but also oh like
we're paying you 50 million dollars 60 million dollars like i'm sorry i'd actually i'm not i'm not
even sorry this is just what we need like this is this is the environment of the NBA where you need
your guys that you're paying $50, $60 million to really be able to be a high level secondary
creator of offense. And so for this team, whenever Steph is not doing, you know, whatever
stuff is doing. And you see, you know, little games here and there where he's not peak,
peak Steph Curry. Jimmy, I'm going to need 27. Yeah. At this point in time in his career,
he just refuses to play like that. He's more so just wants to play winning brand of basketball
that also lends his body well to recover right on time. And,
And I think what I put him this high because at the end of the day, I know I'm going
to get solid difference from you.
I know I'm going to get a consistent 20 points.
Don't ask for anything more.
Don't ask for anything less.
He's going to be five rebounds, five visits or whatever the case may be, and get to the line
of time.
He's going to, he produces winning basketball and he still has winning traits and
qualities that lends himself above all the guys that he has under him at this point in time.
I should have put him on here and I'm looking at it.
Like, he's, I'd probably rank him higher than Jimmy Butler still.
other than MPJ still and maybe Lauer Markening,
just because the scoring volume isn't there,
which is disappointing,
specifically for this Warriors team
that has been of desperate need
of scoring volume with Curryout.
Maybe he just lacks that.
He doesn't have the burst to do that anymore.
He's getting older.
He's had a knee injury.
He's been nursing for his entire career.
Eventually, time comes up, right?
He's so tremendously efficient.
His defensive value is still crazy.
That's why they're winning games when they do win
is because him and Draymond together
have been every bit of genius level
defensive duo that we thought they'd be
when they first got together
and had that stretch last season.
That's still there.
All of his advanced stats say he's incredibly
impactful as a defender. Like you said, I guess the
fruit the line is still efficient. The playmaking is still
valuable. So he's probably
like, you put him in Thompson on here for being
this like master role player that does all these little things.
Exactly. I didn't rank him. Jimmy Butler's closer. He's in that type of player now
where he is a little more scoring than a man. So I'd probably rank
him a little bit higher like you did. But yeah,
I had the same mindset, but I might have put Jimmy at like
41 in a man at 45 or something like that.
Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Plus he's shooting like
44% from the three point line this year.
It's not on a lot of attempts, but it's way better than
what he was doing in the past.
Kauai and Hardin are in this tier
I went out to discourse about them
I put them the next tier
Oh wow
I still give them credit
Because like the team
It's got honestly
Those two in Zubach
Their numbers and how they've been playing
Are all very good
It's fucking comical
The team is so bad
Despite the fact that all three of them
Are having relatively good seasons
So I think those two are still
Both top 30 players
We can get into the discourse
Or who's better in the next tier
It's so hard though
Because I'm sure you put them here
Because they are on a shitter team
That's leading to nothing
Kauai is obviously
Unreliable
Yeah
They're both still performing
Like how you'd expect them to perform
Yeah dude
Kauai is averaging damn near 50, 49 at this point.
And Hardin is putting up numbers that make me feel like it's 2021 or 2020 again at this point in time.
I did separate them at first, but I was like,
but the clippers are so fucking ass.
You guys got to be together.
I'm sorry.
And the team is bad.
I think it's basically more comical the roster construction they have.
They can have three.
But I think it's top 45 players in the world all playing very well and they still suck shit.
Terrible rest of the roster around them.
It's so stupid.
They are cooking.
Brandon Ingram, shout out him making your list.
Yeah, I mean, simple, you know, like, he's a part of the reason why Scotty Barnes is having a much better season than he was last year, specifically, offensively.
They're playing more winning basketball.
He said, dude, he deserves a shoutout.
Okay.
Donovan, who you got here?
At 40, I have OG.
39, I have Kauai.
38, I have Jalen Duren.
37, I have Desmond Bain.
36, I have Jamal Murray, 35, Larry Markening, 34.
See, and this is my fault.
I actually messed this up.
So that 38,
Kauai should be at 38.
OG should be at 39.
And then Jada McDaniels should be at 40.
Because you put Duren twice for people who didn't.
Yeah, I put Duren twice accidentally.
And you want Duren at 34 and not 38?
Yes.
Okay.
And so we're going to have Lari at 35,
Duren at 34, Aaron Gordon at 33,
Rudy O'Bair at 32 and Bam at Ardibio at 31.
I struggled so hard to bam out of bio.
Same.
Spoiler, he's like right next.
He's at like 30 or something like that.
Pure reputation pick.
and defensive value.
I have grown to detest his offense
and talk about it since last year.
Do not like it at all,
but he's still a very good defensive player,
obviously, DPOI level
and can stretch the floor now.
So I also put him in this range,
but man, do I hate his offensive game?
Yeah, and that's kind of why it's,
he's right there with Gobert,
where, like, obviously, like,
his offense isn't as bad as Gobert
in terms of, like, skill-wise,
but Go-Ber, and the way Go-Ber is,
like, catch a lot of these days,
it's like, hey, shout out to you, right?
And even if your offense was some of the,
worst that we've ever seen because you are so impactful on defense, you still deserve to be
on this list. And a great defender at that position specifically gives you a lot more value
than it does if you were like just a regular good offensive player at, you know, six, two or
something. If you were like a Cam Thomas, right? I'm not going to lie. I want to put Gobert
good amount higher. I show restraints. Yeah, man. I showed restraint. I was thinking about Gobert
top 30. I really want to do it. Gobert has hit a second wind offensively.
where it's like he has his veteran savvy now
to know how big he is
and be much more strong of a finisher.
It started at the end of last season
when they got into this good rhythm
with Julius Randall as a playmaker
on the short role
instead of positioning him in the corner
they got him rolling downhill
throwing lobs big to big passing
to Gobert. That really clicked something now.
Gobert finish is so fucking strong
over people now.
He's having his best rim finishing season
of his entire career,
still dominant on the boards.
Every bit as impactful defensively
as he ever has been in Minnesota
after a down year last year
when they got the Randall thing going.
They're fully comfortable now.
He really is to
still a top 30 player at this moment.
I wish I put him higher, man.
I do wish I put him higher because he's still carrying an entire other side of the
basketball court for Minnesota.
And without him, this Minnesota team would be in the same tier as like the Golden State
Warriors in terms of just overall wins and went on in the Western Congress.
How many more wins that have?
Then like two more wins than them?
No, no, no, I can't be.
Is it?
Let me see.
I think it's sizable.
Maybe, but even even then.
I still feel so much better about the wolves.
Yeah.
Than I do about the world.
Especially just projecting towards the playoffs.
Yeah.
You're right.
The wolves are 17 and 10.
Yeah, four more wins than the war.
Warriors, the Warriors have played so many games.
They're 13 and 15.
Yeah, they're, their schedules atrocious.
Yeah, they're 60 versus 9 seed.
But yes, shout out Goberra.
He should be higher, probably.
I was just like, I don't know, maybe didn't have the guts put him above Triang and
and Palo and Cano for, I don't know, superficial reasons.
But this, this season, just these 30 games, so much better than those guys.
Who's Murray?
Is that Keigh Murray or?
That's Jamal.
I fucking hope it's not Keogh, that's Jamal.
Oh, he's not Keogh, that's Jamal, wait a little.
Jamal Murray, wow, he's 36, that's kind of crazy.
Because obviously, I'll say, I'll say this, from like 25 to 36 is, that was the hardest range for me.
Same.
Because I feel, I feel pretty good about, like, where my, where my top 20 is and about how I see, like, the value of those players and, and who's, who's there and, like, who has their spots kind of solidified.
This middle tier of guys who are clearly, like, either all-star level or are making all-star leaps or are just year over year, that all-star caliber player, that is super, super hard.
And so I, like, halfway did, like, a big picture, I guess, on, on these guys a little bit more than, like, this season.
That's fair, that's very fair.
Because it's, like, overall, over, like, a three-year stretch in the playoffs, how would I see you?
How would I view?
I don't know.
And so, Jamal, it's having a great year.
I still sometimes think, like, would I rather have, like, Yokic and Aaron Gordon over Yolkich and Jamal Murray?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I might be able to replace some of, some.
of the scoring that Jamal Murray does
a little bit easier than
finding somebody who could do what Aaron Gordon does
and especially if you're moving
them even off of the nuggets
into a different team
what Aaron Gordon does and especially
the fact that he is a real-life
Uder now. Yeah.
It's kind of, it's super, super hard to
parse those two guys against each other. Yeah, and I know
I totally understand before this year I'd be
in agreement with you. Jamal Murray is having a
ridiculous season. Yeah. And
it's not just hot shooting, I think, because we've always known General Murray comes into years
out of shape and plays himself into it. And like, I'm sure there's a reasonable strategy behind
that as a professional athlete. I don't think he was like lazy or anything like that. Well,
this year they decided not to do that because they wanted to have a good start to the season. And
he came in in tip top shape looking like play out of Jamal Murray. And for the first time we're
seeing clear all-star production. This guy is just one of the best scores in the NBA right now.
He has, in terms of advanced stats, one of the best offensive plus minus impact in the league.
and it shows 63.36% true shooting percentage
on 26 points per 75
while being on ball 36%.
That is just like superstar production.
That's like Donald Mitchell numbers.
He's been insane in all regards,
been playing making better than ever has,
leading bench units better than he ever has.
He's earned my respect this year.
Previously, I would have been in agreement with you.
I'm choosing to believe it's real
because of the in-shape stuff.
But overall, I do agree with your sentiment
that Aaron Gordon is almost as valuable.
Yeah, so it's not crazy place.
I think it would have had Maria
probably above Mark and Duren.
bare minimum but him alongside
Aaron Gordon I can understand that
shout out OG and I'll be making both y'all's list
I don't know how y'all had spots
with these like role players like him and him and man Thompson
and stuff like there's so many all-side level guys
well I think I think OG
and I'm very happy that you put him at 34
I thought that I was doing a lot just putting him on the
list yeah but the defense
every single night is all defense
exactly and then the fact that you pair
that with oh yeah I caught up my homie dirt in the summer
And now I can just shoot like crazy.
He's shooting 40% from three.
He's shooting like 50% from the corners.
Like it's automatic.
And so when you provide that level of defense and that level of shooting and spacing
and actually like big time shots, I feel like you have to be on here.
I respect it.
Yeah, it's a similar type of argument for Aaron Gordon, same type of player.
So I get it.
I just, again, there's so many guys that have either made All-Star games or Will that like
I wanted to applaud him in Thompson.
I also want to put stuff on Castle if I could
Couldn't get him on there
Guys like that guys like OG would be in like the 40 to 50 range
Also shot does in Bain make on your list
I hadn't considered him because it's such a horrible start to the year
But the last and I looked at it because like
Watching the Magic and especially like whenever
Paolo was out like you watch you watch them
You're like okay
Bain obviously isn't playing as bad as what he went
And so you look at it the first 10 games of the year
Trash yeah
The last the last 16 since since that
since that like 10 game line he's been Desmond Bain he's been shooting high 30s from
three he's been shoot he's scoring like 22 23 5 and 5 like doing really good stuff and so I think
that now we're starting to see his numbers start to recover he's had like he's had like 37 like
three times damn like either either and I need to double check that but he's had really really
good scoring games multiple times over the last 16 games so I think that he's
kind of recovered into what he is. And so I like Desmond Bain. I like what he provides.
Last 15 games, 21.9 points on 57% true shooting. First 11 games, 14.9 points on 52% true shooting.
So definitely has improved. Still only 48% on twos, which is very strange for Desmond Bain.
He's never had a year of this regard where he's that bad inside the arc. And that's why I throw
spacing. Sure. But the two point shot got fixed from 27 to 39, which is everything for him. I'm sure
the two-point shot will come around and be normal
like we know does in Bain to be.
He has enough sample size of his career
that I'm not going to assume his scoring is changing at all
at age 28 or whatever he is.
So fair enough.
Okay.
I like that.
I like that.
On to the next tier,
we're going to the top 30 guys,
the guys we would normally rank.
Donovan starting us off
because he went last in the previous tier.
Donovan, who do you got from 30 through 21?
At 30, I have a men Thompson.
29.
Seacom.
28, Palo.
27, I have LeBron.
26, I have Julius,
Randall, 25, Abcat, 24, James Hardin, 23, Jalen Johnson, 22, D. Aaron Fox, and 21, Anthony Davis.
Okay, so let's get into the LeBron conversation. It's finally time.
I'm sorry, it's, I, listen, we got, we, we have the LeBron jammies on. I don't think
LeBron is a, I don't think LeBron is a top 20 guy right, right now.
Did you see the game last night? Probably not playing the jazz.
Thursday night football is on. I was watching both. Last five games, he's gone going.
Exactly. He looks like last year of LeBron.
I don't.
And here's, we over, over the years, whenever people have, you know,
their 25 games or 30 games or whatever stretches.
Yeah.
Depending on what we think is going to happen or what we have seen happen,
we subjectively say, I don't believe that.
Or I believe that.
I don't think that LeBron moving forward, once we start getting into
game 77.
Yeah.
I don't think we're going to get this version of LeBron.
I feel you.
I also struggle with this.
I put him a little bit lower than I would have last year
or before the season for same reasons
because obviously, you know, we all know the story.
He got hurt in the off season.
Had it setback in his recovery.
From the reporting, it seems like he didn't do
a single basketball activity for the entire summer.
No training camp.
Wasn't cleared until the season was already going.
Came back, again, off of seven months
of probably barely touching a basketball
outside of shooting drills,
looked absolutely horrendous,
was averaging like 16 points on terrible efficiency
with no defense, no activity
for the first, what, like eight games he was back?
If that was the case and that was the level,
he wouldn't be a top 50 player.
Like, that wasn't a particularly good player at all.
Like, he wouldn't be in the conversations.
It's a little interesting because we've seen LeBron play at age 40 before.
We've seen him be good.
We've seen him have a great season last year,
which he was all NBA level,
and we've seen year after year
when he's hidden these ages where it takes him a bit to get going.
So it stands to reason that with the biggest layoff
and basketball activities of his entire career,
probably his entire life without touching a basketball,
he'd be even worse than before.
So now five games in a row now,
he's averaging over 20 points looking good,
especially with Austin Reeves last night.
There was a lot of moments where they were playing better
with him on the court and Luke on the bench,
playing against the jazz,
running the ball through him.
Maybe that's a Luke problem, which we'll get to.
But I think he had 24 points last night,
nine assists, something like that.
I can't remember the exact stat line.
Look like LeBron, he has a physical pop back again.
You gotta just have to choose
which interpretation you want to take a projection
because it has to be pure projection
with a 41-year-old all-NBA player
you've never seen before, either you're going to believe that every year of his career post-37
of playing at this level, despite being slow and unable to jump, that's who he's going to be
now that he's got his legs going, or you believe 41 is a ridiculous age and he'll get more hurt
than ever. He'll continue to be inconsistent and up and down and come playoff time. You'd rather
have Julius Randall. Yeah, LeBron, at this state in his career, is going to look like
something we've never seen before. And at the start of the fourth quarter in that Utah Jazz game,
he locked in defensive. I mean, he was like a big cataly. He was like a big cat,
I don't know as to why they, of course, we've had an amazing game, too.
But this is what, like, this age of LeBron looks like.
Over the last four games, in that Utah game, he gave him 28.
And over the last four games, he's been averaging 25, 8, and 7.
Typical LeBron stat, 54% from the field.
And the three-point shot has been, like, ass over the last few games.
But, needless to say, obviously, that will turn around.
I would rather believe that LeBron still would have remained somewhere around a top 25 to
top at max.
like 18 player in the league because of the smarts the pass and the rebounding all that
how he positions positions himself defensively he's been truly like playing like over the last
few games like he's been finally like finding his rhythm offensively yeah he's only paid nine
games so it's an incredibly small sample size what i pulled up here is his last three games
versus the first six those numbers are astronomically small what the reality is we probably can't
take anything from any of this in terms of knowing concretely who he is we need more time to see
with all the really specific circumstances
we just mentioned at this age
but last three games
24.7 points, 6 assists
64% true shooting
that's far more what you'd expect
than the first six games
which was at 14 points
47% shoot at
and that's what you said
that's not a top 50 player right
that's not a top 60 player
200 players
and I will say like
we're picking the pure
projection for where he is
unfortunately
for the rest of the year
just burned in my mind
will be the graphic of LeBron and
arthritis. It's just going to
be there, right? I'm pretty sure
that was a clever way to have
to look managed though.
But I'm sorry, it's out there.
You have done
crazy marketing. And so shout out to
whoever made that graphic because
I can't separate
a lot of the stuff. And even
outside of like the arthritis, we have
seen over the last couple years of lebron scaling scaling up giving giving um like maximum effort
and then it not being consistent on a night on a night tonight basis and so while we are here
again even this is the christmas episode but like before january 1st as you start getting into
again game 40 40 whatever 55 getting into into the playoffs if you get to the second round you're playing
every other night, how much are you going to be able to to give the team every single night?
I'm not sure about that right now.
And so that's why I do think further down the line, this is probably going to be a little bit more
indicative of LeBron as opposed to where he is, you know, this week.
Yeah, this week or even in the next like month or so.
Yeah, that's fair.
It's fair to have concerns.
I feel obliged to give him benefit for the doubt more so than anybody ever.
I will say, again, because we have these on, I feel like I should have him higher.
but like I would have just a little bit higher
I think I respect your low end
Randall Cat and maybe Hardin I can't get behind
Yeah Randall and Cat is disgusting
That's ridiculous
That's insane I didn't even rank Randall
Listen I shouldn't rank Randall but I forgot
Cat offensively right has had like
Up and Downs for the most part
His defense has been better this year
Yeah I think Mike Brown's on a better
Of putting him in a good scheme for him
And all the defense of metrics say he's been better
I still saw on that cup game
There's one play hit a back pedal on transition
He's the worst backpedaler I've ever seen in my life
He goes, whoa, like to fall down.
So, yeah, I'm not really buying.
He does look like that.
He's a good season defensively.
We've seen many years of Kat in the playoffs.
We know what the defense is going to be like.
So salute him playing well in these 20 games defensively.
Doesn't change my evaluation long term.
So Kat and Randall, I can't get behind.
Maybe Hardin's defense has also been cataclysmic this year.
He is not trying defensively at all because the team sucks.
But Jalen Johnson, Fox, Davis, I can understand going with those guys.
Yeah, Jaylon and it's like, you know, we talked.
about Tray's game last night, and you look
at the boss score, and it's like, dang,
like, my, my eyes
immediately went to find Tray's stat line
and see what was going on. And I was like,
it's not good. And then you look right back up
and it's like, 43!
Like, this is, it is crazy.
He's a bucket. It's crazy. Yeah. And I was,
I was joking around, a halfway joking.
Like a couple weeks ago on stream
about like stat inflation and, you know,
Jaylon Johnson's averaging these crazy
numbers. And part of it, I do believe,
but the other half of it is,
to be able to take advantage of every opportunity that is in front of you
and to be able to score 40 multiple times in a year,
to be able to do that and also have the playmaking chops that you've also shown
and do that.
Obviously, Tray's not back like fully in the fold of things,
but even whenever he's there to still be able to get your game off in that way,
it is very encouraging for his growth and what he's done this year in the leap
where we have to have serious conversations.
and I feel like you and a lot of the Hawks fans
are so much more comfortable with the idea of trading
Trey away because it's like hey Trey we're good
we have we have Zeeland Johnson he should be some Hawks fans are
he's not because he has an undying love in his heart for Trey young
but you're right he should be more comfortable with it
listen man at this point at time okay he may not he may not want it
you're definitely more comfortable with it though at this point in time yeah
I'm way more comfortable with it than the conversation that we were having like
last year yeah because of this level of ascension
And in my mind, when I think about Jalen Johnson, I think about a guy who came out
to do, played no for real, no games.
I had a very wonky college career.
And he also was a two-year player, the first two years in the league, under Milk Dudmick-Millan.
They didn't get no type of burn at all, bro.
He had his rookie year really in, like, his third year of the league, right?
And he just had a super delayed entry into the league.
And now we just like, I want to put a cap on him as a player.
Like, we see a certain ceiling for most guys in the league, most guys who can.
can be somewhat of a star and whatnot, but for him,
he just keeps on fulfilling these, like, cat breakers is what is what they call my guess
and 2K and shit.
And he's just, like, going through them host constantly and he's getting better and better.
So, I don't know, man, like, Jalen Johnson is just, he's a unicorn.
Yeah, we'll get to him.
I want another conversation about him compared to some of his peers of his position,
but he's clearly top 30.
Shout out Seacom, making your top 30.
He was in my previous tier in the 40s or in the late 30s.
I'm sure Moe also has him this tier as the known Seaccom lover.
Let's see what you got.
Yep.
Right there.
Same spot.
Locked in.
30 through 20.
I have Jail Duren, Siakum, Mobley, Bam out of bio,
Scottie Barnes, Jalen Johnson, Denny Avdia,
Franz Wagner, Deere Fox, and at 21, I have Jamal Merlin.
Much to unpack here.
First, I want to say you are victim to TikTok propaganda.
You've let the youth get to you.
Evan Mowgli is not like 15 spots lower than it was last year
because he stayed the same.
We got to stop overreacting to Evan Moby not making the leap.
He's still a DPOI level defender.
He's a DPOI level defender and all that.
I get it and I love it.
But, man, there's just much to be.
desire when it comes to. Denny's hooping, bro. He's, he's an all-star this year. At least he's
he's an all-star player. I don't know if I actually make it, but he's legitimately an all-star
this year. And I think I could say the same things. No, I can't say the same things about
Evan Mobley, but when it comes to saying, like, viewing how, yeah, the conference sucks,
but when it comes to going back to what I was thinking about how I view these players, which
one I'd rather have starting out my organization, it's a legit conversation. Now, they're in the same
tier, of course. There's not like an insane gap.
between the two in my mind. But Denny is truly like continuously ascending to being a lead
ball handler wing who's a do-it-all type guy can thrust his way into the rim. He will get
free throw attempts in the most ethical way possible, whatever it is. And at this point in time,
unethical for real. And at this point in time, like he just continuously just gets better and better,
bruh, he's the point guard for this team. He's the small forward industry. He's the everything for
this team. Yeah, I don't really have anything against Denny. He was on my list. I think he got,
did have him in the previous year? I think I did. I think he already ranked him like 35 or so much.
that has earned his way in these conversations. I think he's an all-star level guy. Evan
Mobley, you just had to start your team. That's a preposterous overreaction to me. I think for
this season, that's fair. Denny's offensive production is crazy. It's like 25 and 7. Like, that's
impressive. Yeah. But in terms of long-term outlook, the team is a mess. They have no ability
to generate pain touches and get the ball moving and create easy looks for Mobile like
last year. So his scoring hasn't taken the leap because they need him to do on-ball stuff.
That's probably not his bag. He's going to be an off-ball player. And that's where I have to
reconfigure where I place him in my mind right now. Fair. That's a lot of value. He can still do
some stuff. The offensive ecosystem is really bad
there. In the day, he is still one of the most gifted
defenders on the planet while still being an 18
point per game score. I don't know where you have
Chet, clearly higher. He's not that much worse than Chet still. I rank
Chet higher, obviously, but they have to be within striking
distance of each other, I think. Just Mowgli is still
one of the best defenders alive. Yes, he still is that, but
considering, yes, he can shoot too, but it's different
levels of shooters compared to someone like him and Chet
and I think the offense, the handle, and all that, how
he can access certain spots, a lot of spots over
where I just obviously like mobly he needs guys to set the table for him yeah I
agree I have chat higher but yeah Moby's a lot higher than 28 to me actually not a lot higher
I think I have him in this year let me not let me not do what you need to me and pretend it's
but I think 28 and some of the names of him I'm like next year when things stabilized I think
will once again having Mowby pretty high if you want to put them lower for this year
so you got it again I respect it but I do think that one will be the one that we look back on
and say why are we overreacting so hard to a slow start for the team all right I have
Franz Wagner at 30
one spot above
Palo Bankero
let's put those buddies together
Bama de Bio 29
which again
I feel very obligated to do
I don't know
I'd probably right
honestly when I sent this in
I couldn't change it
I wanted to flip that
I think I'd rather have
Franz than
Bam out of Bio
but I don't know
that's tough
Carnalty Town is 28
Deeran Fox 27
Kauai 26
Hardin 25
Jamal Murray 24
Jalen Johnson 23
Scottie Barnes 22
Evan Mobley 21
Yeah
Janeline Johnson, Scotty Barnes.
Let the conversations begin.
And really, Mowbly, too.
These three, that's the discourse I want to have.
So first off, shout out, Jamal Murray.
Earning is spot in the top 25 for me.
I said his season has been truly ridiculous.
One of the best offensive players in the NBA right now
in all the metric show it.
Shout out Hardin and Kauai playing great
by having the worst team of no demand.
I put Hardin higher for moral reasons,
which is really anti-Kauai reasons.
Hardin's earned the ride to be considered the best player there.
Now, he has been a downright of Troches defendant this year.
So I think Kauai is probably better game by game.
basis since he came back from the injury quite don't play no defense either for real too he really
but he doesn't for his old stand he's not super active but he's such a fundamentally sound smart
defender that he'll always be impactful kind of like the jimby other thing so bad as a defender got
chris paul fire yeah that's what we're blown kauai has still been a good defensive player like
pretty pretty substantially like positive Hardin has been train wreck like early in his career
like the offensive burden he's taken on and the way he's kind of like recovered a lot of the
burst he lost over the years that energy is being exchanged on the defense event he is not trying
at all. So he probably should be below Kauai, but I can't bear to put Kauai above him.
Shout out to Aaron Fox. Once again, top 30 player, Kat, Bama to Bio legacy picks.
Mowgli Barnes, Jalen Johnson. How do you feel about that true?
That is where, okay, like this is for the first time that these three have been ever in conversation.
Elis Jalen Johnson has been a part of these conversations. It's always been
Scottie Barnes and Evan Moby. People have been going up and now are backing for opportunities
since they've been fucking drafted, bro. You know, and at this point in time, I can see you, I can
understand like putting mobile there he feels like the most stable and consistent players
achieve the most in the entire league compared to all these other guys as well but for me personally
I think I'm adding in a little bit of projection and also what have you done for me for me
lately scotty barnes feels like like the like the perfect layer in between the two because he's
achieved some things in the league he's been an all-star and all that yeah you know outside of
that there's not really much to talk about and he also had his down years and jalen johnson
is just now ushering into these conversations so I can under I can understand
saying that. The reason
John Johnson's lower is
defense. He's lost the defensive
tenacity he once had as he's leveled up offensively.
If it's real and we get to
like a point where we have 82 gains of him averaging
25 points, you do 40% from three
and being the best passing power forward in the league,
he'll probably earn a spot above them off of just being a pure
legit superstar offensive engine.
I'm giving a little bit more time before it
overreacted to that so far.
And also I want to see the defense have a
step up with Tray Youngback and giving less responsibility
to him. So Jaylon Johnson can prove
once he gets better balance in the people
around him, that he is the all-around best two-way player.
I'm open to that possibility.
But for now, leaving him down for defense.
Mowgli and Barnes is so tough.
Because Barnes is also like a tier one defender.
Yeah.
It's a little different.
He's like a wing defender that can guard big,
can switch on to guards.
One of the more versatile defenders in the NBA.
I think Mowgli's a little bit more impactful,
really just like a positional bias.
If you're both atop of your field,
the big man is usually going to be a little more impactful defensively.
That's close.
And offensively, they're both limited.
Barnes is a better passer.
a little bit better
of a self-created score
but that's not saying much
he's also not great at that
you want him to do
as least amount of that
as possible
is shooting better for now
I think when Mobley's
in the right spot
with his full healthy team
that can generate
good looks for him
he's a better play finisher
which is a pretty nice
combo to me
when you're a tier one
rim protector
who's able to also
shoot threes
I don't know
that's like
all three of next each other
I'm describing
the pros and cons
I kind of just view
them all as even
I can
I can understand that
I think I
think I have Mobley
a little bit higher
just because the overall, like, respect for his defense
kind of pushed him over the edge.
But we're having this conversation.
I'm starting to feel more like you.
I'm starting to just feel a little bit more.
Scammed isn't the right word, but, like,
oversold a little bit.
Oh, probably did get ahead of our skis
a little bit assuming production would come on ball
that maybe he just never is that.
But, like, I don't know.
I don't, like, the guys were looking at,
too like so jalen johnson can't be that authentically right but he'll never be the defender
mowbly is you can parse who you value that i also think scotty barnes will ever be this like lead
on ball creator so it goes both ways in this conversation yeah but like you we've seen scotty
especially now now that bi's there kind of fit into more of like a natural and like i'm not expecting
i'm not expecting mowgli to go out and be like 26 a night right i want i wanted a little bit more
off into than what we're getting right now but not like oh you're one of the best
Forest in the league. That never really was like on my mind. But it's also, hey, and I
understand Darius Garland has been, you know, injured and in and out the line of, but he's
been dealing with stuff. There's no reason why it should be you and D. Mitch and you guys are
mid, right? Like, you guys are, you guys are mid. We haven't had a chance to really get into that
conversation. They really went down down tremendously in the past week. So next week when you
talk about teams again, we'll get into that. That team is broken. Like, I really don't think
it's his fault. It's disappointing that he's not the answer and hasn't made the superstar
leave that everybody wanted for him, given his track record and where he was seemingly
headed at a young age, is really not his fault that they have Lonzo Ball in place of
Ty Jerome who can't do anything with the ball in his hands and has been a disastrous signing
and have nobody that's able to create a paint touch and set up Mobley to be a play
finisher. DeMitch is not good at that. Darius Garland is a shell of himself. There are no other
good patches on this roster. Their entire ecosystem has really fallen apart as the paint
catch has disappeared.
Yeah.
And like you have right now 11th, 11th in offense, right?
They are.
Which is better than what you would think.
11th in offense, 14th in defense.
They have the same record as the Hawks.
They're 15 and 13.
They're 3 and 7 in their last 10 games.
Yeah.
They've gone through a lot of injuries.
I think Moble is out even, I think he's going to be out for like the next two weeks.
So shit sucks.
But when it comes to Mobley, I think you might be pampering him a little bit.
I think a lot of the issues that they have right now are directly because of his
inabilities that a lot of people thought that he was going to be able to grow into
once he was given more responsibility to bring the ball up and whatnot.
There are so many times where someone like Donald Mitchell will be like,
yeah, like this goes, this team is going to go as far as Evan Mobley takes us.
He, a lot of the expectations, every, a lot of teams have a certain young player
who they try to invest in either emotionally and try to bake him up to the media and whatnot
and also like behind the scenes as well.
And Evan Mobley is supposed to be that guy.
And I think he is that guy.
but again, it feels like everyone
overshot themselves when it comes to
what he's supposed to be offensive.
I agree.
I'm putting him at 21.
If I, for last year,
we would have thought he'd be like 12 or something.
I'm already baking in that he's not that guy.
I think he's just not going to be that star on-ball creator.
That's why he's by someone like Scottie Barnes,
who all of last year was a disaster
because he was asked to be that.
And I said, put a star score next to him
and let him be a secondary offensive player
and he'll thrive as a second or third option offensively
while being an elite defender that does the small stuff.
That's how I'm doing mobile now.
Yeah, that's great.
It's also weird.
And I feel like, like, we can have the conversation another day.
Like, how, in what situations are somebody not taking the leap our fault?
And then in what situation?
Exactly.
Right.
Exactly.
In what situations is it our fault?
And then in what situations is it their fault?
It's both.
We're not actually doing it.
It's both.
In Moby's case, I think it's 100% our fault.
Yeah.
He's just not going to be a, he's not Tim Duncan.
Like, oh, well, he's still a very good player.
Like I said, he's a offensive player who can be a secondary score while being the best defender on his team.
Very valuable top 25 player in the world.
He'll never be that top 10 guy we hoped, presumably, if things don't change.
100% our fault.
He didn't come on and say, I'm going to be a top 10 player.
He didn't owe us anything.
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
That's fair.
I agree.
It's just us.
We need to tame our expectations here and they're like, we do this.
I feel like this is just like NBA fandom.
This is just what happens.
But every single year, there's a guy who we boost up and we think there's
going to be some at that, like most obscure.
And for me personally, it was Jarris Walker, complete dog shit.
For you on the high end, I guess two years ago, whatever was Scotty Barnes.
And look where we are now, back where we should have been.
Yeah, exactly.
Didn't kill us.
We held on a stop.
For you last year,
it probably would have been
a men Thompson.
And I don't,
you have him on your list here.
No,
it was definitely Derek White.
I thought Derek White was going to be much better.
Derek White's kind of bouncing back
at a terrible start.
The chirish is still ridiculous.
Maybe you're not,
your deal,
your hill isn't dead yet.
He was,
he was like crazy.
That's funny.
I don't think there's anything wrong with us
thinking Evan Mobley was on his projection.
He won DPOY last year at age 22 or whatever he was.
Like,
he's just having an off year because the team sucks.
He very much can recover.
Like,
the story isn't written
on Evan Moble
after a bad 25 game stretch
in which the team environment
that should enable him
to be effective
has crumbled.
He better.
He better.
He better.
This feels like
fucking young QB discourse
where somebody's
offensive line gets hurt
and gets beat up
and we're like
you're a bum
we never should have
expected you to be good
Jaden Daniels
like if it feels very
dramatic to be
to completely write off
Moby right now.
He's not getting written
and I'm not writing him off
necessarily but
I could see a world
and where like
he could be better
than man out of bar and whatnot
and maybe like 20
three or so but he's in regardless i think i view him in the same level in caliber player where
like you know you you are usually one of the best still one of the best bigs in the league
you are the best defender at least one of the five best defenders in the entire league right now
to date offense can be you know has kinks here and there but you're great player regardless
and you also have mowgli barnes and joan and johnson pretty close to each other you just do
bam in that mix so yeah we view them in the same tier clearly you just have some of the guards above
them that I went towards the defensive guys but overall the same conversation moving on to
the top 20 mo who do you have from 20 through 11 sheish man okay so at 23 through 11 i have
austin reads at 20 that's so fucking crazy 19 bra James 18 jdub 17 chat 16 sangoon 15
devon booker 14 ad 13 kd 12 jlin brown and 11 Tyrese max
You did something that I wasn't brave enough to do
But I really wanted to do
I also have Maxie Brown on Durant
11 through 13
But not in that order
Okay
I put Durant at 11
Pure name pick
I just purely like
He has
I didn't want to put him that high
That's what I was talking about
The impact of Jason Taylor and Tyre's Halber being gone
Is putting guys at 10 11 that I do not feel good about
I do not feel good about Durant still being a fringe
Top 10 player
The playmaking and like just handle in general
Has really taken a nose dive this year
He lost a little of a step
and it's hard from to handle, same thing to happen
to LeBronica a few years ago,
can't really blow by people
going directly horizontally anymore
and it's led to so many turnovers,
especially live dribble turnovers.
He really is a shooting play finisher now
that still is value.
That's still a top 13 player, right?
And that's MPJ.
I just couldn't bear to put Maxine Brown
just because I don't know why I felt weird to me.
I was like, let me give KD a little more
for the doubt.
I really wanted to do that.
So I'm with you.
I mean, you felt that way
because it's like, it's KD.
exactly exactly and and like he's also seven feet tall which i think i think helps if he was if he was
doing this like if this was like uh devon booker in in a couple years right well you're just like
a regular build to guard and you you have something some of your athleticism went by by the wayside
we would probably see it a little bit more kd can still overcome a lot of that because i'm seven
feet tall I can shoot over anybody and I'm also once again like just one of the greatest
shooters ever so I I understand like wanting to put him above that I feel like I also had a
I also had a moment where I gave Katie the respect yeah in in terms of my rankings and whenever
we get there because it is in this tier I'll talk about it but it's like we can have whatever
conversation and then we're just going to finish it and be like bad at the end of the day
You know, it's Katie.
Exactly.
That's really all it comes down to me.
You know, I justify it to myself.
I justify it to myself that in a playoff setting, I think,
could be the most valuable score in the half court and his game will.
It has its little downsides now in a regular season setting.
But come playoff time, I'm almost certain that when they get deep into playoff setting,
and Shangoon's little floaters aren't falling.
Maybe the three is going to look cold and he's being a great playmaker,
but you don't want Shangoon taking the last shot because he's not having the best game.
I'm almost certain Kevin Durant's going to have those moments.
So that happens.
And he takes up and has a 30-point game because it's very important.
Yeah, exactly.
And it's about KD, but also it's about the two other players that I have above a maxi.
Like we talked about him, I guess, one of the last few episodes that we had, he's having a ridiculous season.
And he's playing like he's one of the best players in the entire league so far.
Of course, is why having a top 11, brother.
Playmaking is ridiculous.
He genuinely, like, took a step up from there.
He is the only one of the main reasons why damn near the sole reason why this 76th team is like they have a pulse.
You know, they can do something this season.
They're just not like shooing it off because of the dire Doyle and B situation and what's
been happening with Paul George and whatnot.
Like through all the inconsistence, he has nothing but inconsistency surrounded around him.
It's a day game by game based on something like Quentin Grimes.
Joel and Bid, you don't know what's going to happen.
If he's going to show him and give you like 15 to 17 points a game or whatever,
or if he's not going to play at all.
Paul George has got thrown into the fold.
Vijay Hitchcombe, he's a rookie.
He's going to do rookie things.
Tyreexie's giving you 30 points every single night,
taking like seven, eight, nine threes a game, knocking down a like a crazy percent of them,
while also playmaking at a level which you've never seen before from someone like him.
He's been incredible.
Yeah.
Sangoon versus Hongren.
We'll get into that.
That's a good debate.
We'll see where we all rank them with them.
We'll get into that because those two are going to be, I'm assuming, right next to each other for all of us.
Because that is a quintessential style of play debate, both of them being damn near the peak of their play style right now at a young age.
Reeves at 20.
Anthony Davis at 14.
That interests me.
Yeah.
AD is the probably the hardest player to rank, I think, right now.
Yes, exactly.
I think right now one thing that studies with AD is that his defense is still ridiculous,
like offensively, it comes and goes here and there, and he hasn't had necessarily the best season.
He's had, he's had constant up and now.
Actually, he's worse season of his private offensively.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, day to day, Dave is a very real thing.
And, like, he just hasn't been fully there.
So I think this is a little bit of name, but the defense is still utterly ridiculous.
His impact is, like, truly can be, like, put down in any metric at all.
Like, whatever the papers say, whatever the numbers say, he's better than that.
And I think there's a little bit in name reputation and also the defense for me personally.
And I'm hoping that the offense carries on and scales up a little bit.
I got good news for you.
The metrics also think he's a good defender still.
96 percentile and darko DPMY.
So very good defenders still impact numbers say that.
I put him top 20 for everything you're saying.
He is currently 54.9% true shooting.
23.8 points for 75 while not being very much a playmaker.
It's not that good offensively right now.
I'm willing to give him benefit to doubt.
There's no guards in that team, no one to set him up.
He's playing power forward at times, which is ugly.
We know he shouldn't do that when Kyrie comes back
or preferably another point guard down the line to supplement Kyrie and have two good
playmakers.
You mean on a different team?
Yeah, maybe if he gets traded.
And Josh Giddy sets him up.
Oh, my gosh.
Whatever it looks like, I think.
Yo, he's going to be feasting if that happens.
Yeah, he needs to be a play finisher now.
He can't create the ball in his hands anymore.
That's kind of cooked to an elite degree.
doing it secondarily is one thing,
but he is still a dominant play finisher
when he's set up with a crease to attack.
Doesn't have anybody set up those creases right now,
so I'll cut him bail there.
But I can't put him above Sengoon and Holmgren
at this moment, just with, one, the inconsistency,
the injury stuff is reaching a point that you can't ignore,
even as someone like me who doesn't typically hold that against people.
There's that, the lack of creation in the half court.
The defense is still very good in the half court.
Year by year, he's becoming worse and worse
of a transition defender,
and that's really starting to hurt him now.
I think Holmgren's a better defender,
while being also a play finisher
that's a little more efficient.
Sangu and a better creator.
I have them in this range,
but I struggle to put them above
those young guys right now.
Yeah, that's fair.
Again, this is purely reputation
while also hoping that,
okay, things will be better for you offensively.
That's fair.
We'll get into Reeves
and I'll sell the bra on this tier.
Donovan, who you got?
At 20, I have Scotty Barnes,
19. I have Evan Mobley,
18, I have Franz.
17, I have Devin Booker.
16, I have Chet.
15, I have J-dub.
14 I have
Janan Brown
13 I have
Shangoon 12 I have D Mitch
11 I have Maxi
Okay Shangoon at 13
I got to I got a respect
You gotta give it to him
This is the first time you ever put him this high
You have to respect everything that Shangoon is doing
And because
Because of where
Because of like
Where KD is at in his
career as we just talked about
There's a lot
there's a lot of nights where you're looking at Houston and you're turning towards Sangoon
a little bit more than you thought you were going to do at the start of the year.
And so he has opened up everything.
The three is there.
Respectable for sure.
Right.
The three is there this year.
He's going, he's also like a crunch time guy.
Like one of the main guys that I thought at the beginning of the year to win like clutch player
of the year was going to be KD because I was like, okay, they're just going to give the ball
to KD and he's going to ISO at the end of games.
They're letting Shangoon go one-on-one.
they're like the end it's one of the best one of one players in the league that's what i'm saying
the end of games are happening and shangoon is out here going toe to toe having you know these
like many duels with with uh with yoke some sometimes his scoring is fantastic his playmaking is
good his spacing is is is good within that that team his defense is also just respectable fine
like i i am so happy with everything that shangoon is doing i think that he legitimately is
a top 15 player yeah i definitely
these top 20 and I I'm on the fringe of top 15 as well. Everything you said is so true. He is such a
unique player. On ball creation being physically impossible to deal with and being a mismatch
against almost any defender. He's one of the best in the league. What made him go from a top 40 player
last year to top 20 for all of us consistently can shoot the ball now from three, which has been
the big thing I've been asking for because I don't think he'll ever be an inside the arc of fish and
score self-creation. He just doesn't have the athletic traits I think because he relies so much on
strength and overwhelming people with footwork that this is a lot of difficult shots he takes
from his own self-created looks and he's not going to be like a lop thrott or anything to be
in the lead play finisher so you need to be a floor spacer and be able to shoot us catch and shoot
three that has done so much for his long-term value as well as the playmaking responsibility now
for everybody went out we said what are they going to do there's no point guard points and
sang good is what they're going to do that was clear his day he's done everything you want from him
he has reset level that not quite yokech level but like a bonus level of a playmaking hub
and being able to be this six or seven assist guy,
he's done that now.
He's become the baby Yokish
that people have always said he was,
but he never really flexed up passing
like he did as a prospect.
Now he's doing that,
and that makes him one of the most effective engines in the league.
He is built so weird,
and I say that,
and I say that, like,
in the most complimentary way possible,
because his style of play,
where he gets his strength from,
like his center of gravity,
all of that,
it's so hard for any, like,
regularly NBA,
seven footer to guard him and to figure out like okay do I do I stop him here do I stop him here like
where where am I leaning my my body weight on and he's able to take advantage of so many people in
in the post going downhill I like that helps his scoring a lot it's really like to mark his cousins
like in terms of he's shorter a little bit less powerful but in terms of like being big and hard
to deal with and with that footwork and like side to side twitchiness when he's attacking you going
back and forth doing the crazy footwork getting around you with the drop steps and he's that strong
and that wide, it's so hard to stay in front
him without fouling. And most bigs at that size
don't have the, I'm not even saying handle, but like ball control,
move all control your body. It is handled it. It's hard.
Yeah. I agree. I have them closer to Moe. I think I have
at 17. We'll go into mine now.
I, no, 18. 20 LeBron James. 19 Anthony Davis.
18 Shangoon. 17 Holmgren. 16 Devon Booker.
15 Austin Reeves. 14 Jalen Williams. J-dub. 13 Jalen Brown.
12 maxi 11 Durant
Yeah
Man so this
So that tier of like
JDA Brown Macs
Brown Maxie Durant
Yes
That's also like a
Like mini tier for me
One of the things that I was
struggling a lot with
Is am I
Because they're all like so so close
Mm-hmm
I was like
Do I put Shingoon above KD?
Like I thought about that too
I was thinking about that a lot
And then ultimately I was like
I mean it's KD
Would give him the nod
But there's so many nights
while I'm watching the Rockets, I'm like, I think
Shangoon's the best player on this team. It's hard because he
has the most humble responsibility and that's naturally
reminds him to go as the best player. He has that
first star usage type of like role
that I think we automatically
prescribed to being the better player.
So I definitely thought about it too. And I think
that's another thing that only 25 games
in the season, wait and see how the Kevin Durant season goes
and especially the Kevin Durant playoffs.
I expect him to playoffs, Kevin Durant will be the most
important player in terms of like title
ceiling. But I'm with you. If we see
this transcend to the playoffs, I'm with you.
and Kshanku and higher, I'll probably, if maybe put them both like 14 and 15 and Durant's 15.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's so interesting to me in your list is how highly you have Austin Reeves.
And I was doing this like range and right right now my list.
I'm like, holy fuck.
Like, I'm around like 18, 19.
And I'm just like, hold on, wait, like, Austin Reeves is coming up soon.
I can't name 20 more NBA players better than Austin Reeves.
I had Austin Reese closer to 20 at first.
And I sat down and I said, Devin Booker is 16 or 15 at that time.
why should I put Devin Booker above Austin Roos right now
besides track record and in 2021
in 2022 he was the best player on a deep team
This is not a reason
Tell me what he's better at than Austin Rees right now
Coasting off name right now
Dude his three four percentage is driving
Took a hard no he's not
Driving cars
Oh driving cars
Devin Booker's awesome in driving cars
He is very good
And this isn't the disparage Devin Booker
It's that he's Devin Booker
He is the quintessential two guard star
That is clearly the best player on his team
And like the team's good right now
and he has tons of valuable offensive skills
as his score on ball and off ball
while being a solid playmaker, right?
Very solid all around
with very little weaknesses
aside from a three point shot.
Austin Reeves has some of the most elite skills
right now in the league from his position.
Look at this right now.
At the rim, Austin Reeves are shooting 78%.
That's ridiculous.
That's like Shea numbers.
That's better than Shea.
I don't know if Shea's ever had that in the season.
Nine free throw attempts a game.
Those two combined crazy driving ability.
55% from Florida range.
37% from three.
when he takes outlandishly difficult
three is at a high volume.
27 points for 75 possessions
all around incredible.
The advanced metrics up here
show he is 98th percentile
for his position of guards
in offensive impact.
Devin Booker's at 3.1 is at 3.6.
Similar there, but a little bit lower.
What does Devin Booker do better?
Maybe he's a little better
for a defender, a little stronger?
That's the only conversation,
but even then no one's talking
about Devin Booker
as is a world-class defender at all.
Yeah, he's just a little bigger
and little sturdier than Austin Reeves
and probably defend better in isolation.
That's pretty goddamn close.
they're both good passers.
Booker might be slightly better,
but maybe that's because Austin Rees is focusing more on scoring
with Luca being the primary playmaker.
I don't know.
I think Austin Reeves a better passer.
I think this version of Austin Reeves,
if you plug him into Devin Booker
and any team construction,
they'll be just as good if not better in some ways.
Yeah, I agree.
And we're just at this point in time
where Austin Rees is getting better and better,
and he's a guy who I could look at
and I feel comfortable with putting him at the helm of my offense
because time in and time out again,
he just continues to,
similar to Jaylon Johnson,
to just blow past by my expectations for him
and what I thought he was going to be.
But he's averaging 27 a game this year, bro.
67% true shooting?
What the fuck?
This got a superstar at that rate.
This is where we're talking about NBA inflation,
but like this was not supposed to happen.
You're getting too good.
But he's the thing, that just doesn't happen at all, though.
That's not normal.
Like, 667 is crazy.
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
Like, I feel like some of this has to be unsustainable.
Like, this is truly one of the best scoring seasons
of the last five years at this point,
especially given his role and not even being the primary on-ball guy,
not even having that type of, like, Luca usage.
Like, this is truly remarkable that maybe doesn't sustain
and he drops down closer to 20 where we have like AD and LeBron and stuff.
In fact, that's probably likely to happen.
But at this rate, this isn't a small sample size per se,
like he's been healthy the whole time.
This is a good amount of games where you've seen him be second option,
first option when Luca missed his time.
He scales up and gets 40 his game winner.
He has done nothing to say we shouldn't rank him here.
There's really no downside other than the playoffs.
last year in which he performed poorly but he came back they talked about in the summer about him
adding extra strength after seeing he got physical overwhelmed and now he's shooting almost 80%
at the rim because he got bulkier everything translates and is really trackable logically
well okay well and that's not even like this isn't even his fault but we we really just
have to wait and see to see if like that actually made made a difference or that was like the
issue we have to wait until until the playoffs to see that but yeah I think everything like for
the last three years, I feel like we've always looked up either around this time or around February
and we're like, yo, how good is Austin Reeves? Because he just keeps having these leaps and having
these jumps, especially in scoring. And so when you're at that level, like having him
at 15, I can't be mad at it. Like I would still, obviously like I have shingled higher. I think
I would have Chet higher just because of, you know, positional value.
But this isn't a crazy range.
It's so weird for us and you're used to because, like, bro, you're not a young player.
You're 27 years old at this point in time.
Like, I thought that at this point in time, like, his, the leaps that we're going to see,
been past and he was just like this spunky white boy who gave you a little something, 15, 16 points of the game and whatnot.
Just continues to get better, bro.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah.
And again, I'm obviously doing the high end.
He'll pace probably closer to 20 if we don't give, like, utmost respect to this 25 game sample.
I'm just choosing believe this real.
if it goes on a 20 so would be it
but I'd rather just enjoy it
and give him the highest ranking
I'm probably ever gonna be able to give him
you're a linguist man you got it
yeah man what am I gonna do
like be not be optimistic
boss three just fuck out of you
Chet versus Shangoon
that is so hard for me right now
you guys both win Chet
slightly below Shangoon
because Shangoon has made an offensive leap
to be the more important
offensive player lead creator's hands
I think that's like
I put I put one spot higher
they're dead even to me
like dead even
like if I could do ties
and put them both at 17 I would do it
dead even
I went to
Chet, just because you guys know my long-term belief about Chet that there's almost no player
in the league I'd rather have on trying to build a good team. He's the perfect second option
being probably this year depending on how many games when he makes. He'll probably be the DPOI.
He's the best defender on one of the best defensive teams in NBA history, one of the best
friend protectors in the league of the modern NBA. Fantastic shooter now.
Really, I said now he had a cold stress in the playoffs and stuff. He shot 37% from three almost
every year of his career. The two-point shot has come around. He has been incredibly
efficient as a score now that he's recovered from that hip injury.
he's never going to be a passer or anything
never going to be the on-ball creator that shangoon is
but as a play finisher he's really
as valuable as it gets currently has 67%
true shooting to sanguons 57
because shangun is a lot more difficult on-ball
creation shots
the main thing I think that puts him apart is the
playmaking for shangoon he's a legit great passer
chet isn't nothing there yeah and defensively
chet is a superstar defensively
shangoon now has the rep of being fine
he can be a good on a good team right
I think we give him a little bit more juice than we should
just because the team construction around defensively is so good
and he clearly isn't a super hard negative
that stops him from being a good defensive team, right?
So not to say he's anything there.
But I think he probably still is an average at best defender
and a lot of team constructions
would probably still be below average and able to attack.
So I do think that defensive gap is pretty big.
Scoring would be the deciding factor.
The main difference there is that
Chet plays 28 minutes a game
because they beat the piss out of teams.
You look at Per 75 is a one point per game difference.
Yeah.
They're so even.
I just named like all these little
if you make a chart of their pros and cons,
this would weigh out to having the exact same amount of strengths.
Yeah, I feel that.
I think with Shangoon,
the craziest part about all of this is that
they don't have a point guard.
Yeah, and he's that.
And we've talked a lot about like all up and down this list.
If you like a guy, if you don't like a guy,
you're going to point to their team construction.
And like, we were talking about Mowgli and the Cavs.
And it's like, yeah, Garland has been in and out.
They don't really have anybody who can go in and set him,
up and do this and do that and shangoon is in a situation where they kind of leaned on them and said
hey you're just going to have to do it and you're going to have to figure it out because we know
that you're not the best defender don't worry don't worry about that we will have that cover
you just have to go and get out the mud on the other end and he said all right bet and i'll do it
and i think for so many players in the league there so many players are in situations where they do
just have to get out the mud and so when somebody's actually doing it you you it behooves me to
give them credit. And I understand that. I think obviously creation is the most valued thing
amongst people ranking players and like being the on ball guy. That's what stars do, right? We create
the ball in our hands. Not to say it's not true. But that's obviously going to get a lot of weight.
I don't think that Shengun is in a bad team construction because he needs to do that. That's what he's
good at is putting the ball in his hands. He's in kind of like the perfect team construction to be a
point center with great point center with great cutters around him and great defensive players around him.
I think this is the perfect team construction for Shengun. I don't think it's a negative at all.
And same thing for Chet, obviously in an incredible defensive team that can he can really
shine there. Obviously in a good offensive setting too. Not playing with the playmaker that
really sets them up well at all. Shea is terrible at setting up big men for easy lob. So
like if Chet had a better point guard, he would be even more efficient. So I don't view
their, their circumstances to me as a draw. They're both in good situations for themselves.
So I don't take anything away from that. Like look at the bottom row of the efficiency numbers.
Chet is at 77% at the rim, 54% from Florida range, 50% on long mid-range jumpers and 40% from
three. Yeah. I mean, that makes
sense you should be that efficient when like you
are the like you have other guys
doing all the work for you in terms of setting
up shots and whatnot. And also on top of that too
and then on top of that too like you do
a lot of your work on the perimeter and you
have like, I'm not going to say less
eyes on you and whatnot, but you have a little
more freedom of will to just operate this.
He's soft and lazy. It's easy to say that like oh
other guys set you up. Nobody on this roster is good at setting up
bigs. Like he's really attacking clothesouts
and granted there's people that need respect around
He's not getting double teams and stuff.
So there is some element of that, right?
Like, Shea does get attention.
No one's helping off of Shea and stuff.
He's not being spoon-fed looks by any of these guys.
So it's not as simple as, like, it's not go bare catching a lob every time.
So, of course, he's efficient.
You know, like, it's not quite that easy.
Exactly.
I agree with you on that.
Wrong verbage that I use there.
But I think when it comes to being also, like, the level of score that Sang-Goon is,
I'm not saying it's like a wild difference or whatnot,
but it's a difference and it's sizable enough for me to put Sang-Goon up there,
considering how he gets in the line so much more.
obviously he's way more physical of a player
and if you do that you're just
innately going to be a better score at the end of the day
that's not the nature of the game at all
and you have like a ceiling there he gets to the line
a good amount I think he gets it like four times a game
and whatnot but compare that to Sangoon's like
seven or eight a game it's just entirely different
ceiling of score. Shingoon has double the
on ball percentage double the use to the ball
in his hands scores one more point per 75
positions on far less efficiency
and to your point you like you said that it is
more difficult for his shots right
I think it's a valuable skill to be able to
create easy shots and be able to finish easy shots like if shingun could shoot 40% from three
and 77% the rim as a secondary score like chet would he would do that just like yokech does he does
awful and on ball right like it it's not inherently more valuable to be the guy that does it with
the ball in his hands versus without yes but also like if he was like if shangoon had the ball in his
hands this much and he was as efficient as chet he's he's joking but like that's the that's the
standard of like oh yeah like if if you added this part to his game
yes if we added two like two of the better parts of top 20 players they would be the best player
in the world and so like part of that i don't think that that standard is necessarily fair
when we're talking about this tier when we know exactly what the expectation should be i do think
that like for for chet and it 100% is like it really is like you said at the very top of this
it's personal preference because there's guys on on this list that we put on there like
Aaron Gordon, who you know you're not going to run your team around Aaron Gordon.
You're not going to center it around him.
But everything else that he does is so additive.
And it's kind of the same around Chet where I don't think Chet can be, like if Shay
wasn't there, I don't think Chet is going to be the guy where you are going to run your team
and send your team around him.
But for everything else that he does, it is very valuable.
I just think that Shangoon has, one, grown so much as a player.
And then two, this is also, there's also year two of this.
it's not just some like nice little leap last year he's in a situation where yes you have
fred van bleep but you don't have kevin derrant and you guys are the two seed you win in 50 games
this year you come out you're one of the best offenses in the league with you at the helm
of it because right now we're also having conversations of are you better than kevin durrant
like that's the that's the level that shangoon is at and so whenever you're watching that
every single night i think that's why for me he's getting the the bump because now we're
we're seeing consistency in you leading this team into being a high-level team in the Western
Conference.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And again, I'm not disparaging Shingun at all.
I'm just saying, like, a lot of it is biased to a certain play style that is inherently
treated as more valuable when there's a lot of things that point to the other way that
that's why I put them side by side because I do think there is like, there's a, there's like
intrinsic value to being going to do that hard stuff, like the star stuff is important.
So that's why I'm also giving Shingun that way.
but in a lot of measurable ways
Chet is the more impactful player
Yeah, I can I can understand
That level of the thing
If anything like you're way more up
Than you've ever been on Shangoon
In these conversations
In the past you've always talked about
How there's a size of a wall
There's not a gap necessarily
But there's a difference
And now you're like oh shit like
They're eye to eye right now
And you can't really see how
There's one can one up each other
At least just at this point
At times I think if I'm doing a redraft
I'm taking chat
I'm not thinking that hard about it
Like I'm definitely picking chat
If I want to build a great team
But in terms of that's not
exactly the conversation. It's like what you're doing in your team
environment, how good you are in your roles, etc.
That's me either even. They've earned
even stance.
Here we go. Top ten. Top ten time.
Here we go. Oh yeah, we have LeBron
19 and 20 by the way. We didn't talk about that. We can benefit
out a little bit. Yeah. I think
he still got it. If he had a treacherous
like these last few, if he still was at the same level
with his first six games, come from for the last
we'll talk in a couple weeks. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see. We'll see. It's highly
unfortunate that he's come back at this weird time for this ranking.
is what it is.
Top ten time.
Let's get into the best players
in the NBA.
Once again,
Jason Tatum gone,
Tyre's Hellebring gone.
Both would clearly be top ten.
We're all going to have to put somebody at 10.
Would Halliburton clearly be top ten?
Oh yeah.
I think he probably would be.
Yeah,
when we hear you know.
Maxie D. Mitch.
Last year,
I was clearly taking Halliburton in the end of last year,
especially after that playoff run.
You really got to go on as a score.
I mean,
it wouldn't have been a huge gap,
but I wouldn't have thought about it.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a hard bar.
Sometimes you say clearly we mean big gap.
And sometimes we mean,
clearly defined small gap and it's clearly defined small gap to me top 10 i have donovan
mitchell ten i have don't know jaylin brunson eight step curry seven anthony edward six
wendy five donchich four janis three shea two and yokech one i do not want to put demish top
ten you shouldn't have i do not feel like he's been a top ten player but he hasn't at all but
neither of the other guys and i had to put somebody here that should be tyrese halliburton actually
know that that should be Cunningham
because Tatum should be six or whatever
and then Tyree's 10
like we should push these guys out
but somebody has to earn their spot there
I'm guessing you went Max here or something
or no you went Durant which I don't know
Durant's been better to do Mitch
can't tell you something else
I really want to push A1
from what he's earned
I know he's just as good as last year
putting up the same numbers
on 28 minutes a game or something like that
he's better to try so he's having a 26th
he's having a 2016 curry season
he's currently the best one in the world
Like, pretty easily.
I want Yokich, because I think best point in the world is something good to lose,
and Yokic is still Yokic, still putting up these insane stat lines,
like still is very much what I think is pound for pound one of the best
offensive players in NBA history.
So I didn't take it from him.
It's 1A1B.
Shea, if the postseason goes how we think it goes,
and we get another OKC title that's probably even easier than last year,
and let's say they beat Yokic to get there again,
and it's in similar fashion of having won the least efficient playoffs
series of his career, this time next year I'll be putting Shea won,
if that happens again.
That's, yeah,
That's fair.
I completely agree with your argument because it's just,
Yokic is,
okay,
so I agree with,
with the argument.
I disagree with the,
with the ranking though.
I do think that there is a medium gap between Yokch and Shea.
So you think Yokch is better,
like significantly?
Yeah,
I do.
She,
I think,
I get it,
I think that,
like,
that Shea,
and this is like,
She's obviously the driving force.
of this team and they empower him and he is able to do everything and this is why they're on pace
to win 74 games or whatever having those defenders around him and obviously he's not a slouch
on defense either but like the stuff that the the construction around that team is just so
crazy of course of course and like i look at yokic and you know jemal's playing well and gordon
has been, you know, in and out sometimes.
But Yokic feels a little bit more unstoppable than, than Shea right now.
I can't get to that at all.
I mean, offensively, of course.
You know, he's Yokish.
Yeah, and that's what, that's what I mean.
And that's why I did it too.
I agree with you.
I just, again, we're parsing the same outcome, but just like how close we think it is.
It, Shea provides value in every facet of the game and gives nothing back.
I think Yokish's defense wasn't overblown.
He's a fine defender overall, I think.
but you know there is the defensive weaknesses
he still can't be picked on in times
we've seen some stretches there
where that's at least some kind of chink
in the armor right
what do we point to to Shea
that he's not an elite passer
okay he's a fine passer
he's good at setting up threes
just not a good interior passer
that's his biggest flaw
doesn't turn the ball over at all
while being an outlandishly efficient score
on ball self-created
can shoot off ball
he should do 40% three now by the way
if that holds what the fuck
like you tell me one of the best guard scoring
season last year added
a 40% three-point jumper
while mostly off the dribble
that's crazy as hell
doesn't turn the ball over
that part is highly overlooked
the fact that you cannot be
an elite pastor's okay
when you constantly lead
efficient offense
to the ball in your hands
and don't give anything back
and create turnover opportunities
that's part of why
their defense is so good
because they never got
defending transition
because he's never giving it away
that is tremendously important
that's why he's like
not in the Luca conversation
to me because he doesn't
give up that many negative plays
offensively
and defensively
of course he's in the best
defensive environment
I've ever goddamn seen
he does his part
like he is so important
there everything we talk about with k being a very good rim protector being able to rotate
block shots and be big for his size and give an advantage there where you can't pick on your
one he does that too like he truly is impactful defensively in a way that you don't often see
from guards with his high of usage offensively there's just nothing for me to point to you of any
negatives and that's the strongest case an argument for wanting to call someone like say the best
player in the world meanwhile like yo could you said she shoots like 40% of three now
you can just shoot like 43% from three.
He shooting 62% of the field having, again, like one of the most efficient seasons
of his entire life while being the best rebounder in entirely,
while also being the best passer in the entire league,
averaging career high like 11 assists per game or a league high 11 assists per game.
At this point in time, like I think there is not, I'm not going to say it's like a
monumental gap because of how complete Shea is as a player like that.
It's truly like ridiculous when it comes to seeing how, I don't think you've seen a player
like this level of being like complete from his position in like 20 years or so i don't know
like it's it's truly like spooky when it comes to thinking about how flawless of a player he is
but in order to like surpass a player like that yokech is truly like Superman but he's he's not
human and seeing how he's just constantly getting better from every single right level of the game
it's ridiculous and also when it comes to the defensive conversation obviously that's where it's
like okay like there's real issues there's been issues with that in the past we've been talking
with that obviously he's he's been better he's been decent he's not like no one talks about it
for a reason though there's so many other things to talk about his game that's on a truly all-time
level some of the best will we'll probably ever see you know and for Shea like he's just stable
consistent solid all around but does that like damn your peak levels every single time so I can
understand that but it's it's clear for me you know what it is the difference I think so again
I'm with you I am putting yokech higher for reason for everything you said
You just at the end of that said,
She's, you know, solid, decent levels, all this stuff.
Like, I think we, it's so easy
and they're not playing fourth quarter
so he's not having these crazy moments.
Peak levels is what I said, yeah.
Yeah, like, he is also like,
it looks different.
It's not the points rebounds assist type of thing.
If Shea farmed two more rebounds a game
and he was averaging 32, 8 and 8 instead of 6 and 6 or whatever,
or I think he's a 7 assist right now.
But like, you know, if that rebound was a little bit higher
and it was like a LeBron stat line of 7 and 7 with the scoring,
we talk about him way differently.
he really is for what he does
is the score and driver of offense
also at that peak level
but again
Shai Jokane is better
but like to me that's a two person tier
I think Yannis and Luka incredible
to me they're not in that top tier
that's fair yeah
we're in the first
the top six is just three
two people tiers
of like Yokit and Shea
and then Luca and Janus
and then Wembe and Ann
how do you guys feel about Curry Bruns and Cade
I have that
same tier
Yeah
But I have
Yeah
Oh yeah
So at
So at number 10
I have D Mitch
Number nine
Just like you Kade
Eight Brunson
Seven Curry
Six
I have Wemby
Five Anthony Edwards
Four
Luca
Three Janice
Two Shee one Yokets
Okay so we're
Exactly in the
Same except you put
Ant over Wemby
Why is that
I put
Ant over Wemby
More so
I wanted to put
I initially had Wembe above him, but I was like, ah, like the injury happened.
This is, what, two years in a row now where you're missing, sizable amount of time.
Last year was even worse, of course, through the, what do you have last year?
Blood clas or whatever was called?
De vein thrombosis.
It was a blood clot in your shoulder.
Yeah, exactly.
Scary stuff, happy is healthy.
He's back, and he's been dominating, and he started the season blazing hot and whatnot.
And he did the thing, and he beat OKC.
He beat OKC in his return, which is insane, played like 20 very clutching men.
minutes, you know? I think for my case when it comes to Wembe is that I need to see him do the thing
and actually like show life in the playoffs. That's the only thing that's like standing still for
anything Edwards. I have to give respect because it's like, yo, like back to back years, you did what
felt like was the impossible. You carried this timbre with scenes that have like clear flaws
and you just constantly like they're able to circum that because of you slowly becoming an all-time
player and it's still like prevailing till this day right now he's again ascended
like onto another level as a score specifically and his efficiency has been superb you know
but for someone like wimby i can see the same exact things he just doesn't have the time you know
yeah just for that and that's why i don't hold it against him because like it's not like he's failed
in the playoffs you know like i'm not holding a blood clot that's crazy i'm not holding that against
anybody in like an injury prone conversation and like the thing with the cap strain we have
the, this is a different conversation, not even about Wembe.
We're going to have to recalibrate this little injury-prone thing.
Everybody gets hurt now.
Everybody gets hurt in the modern NBA.
Aside from like a Zion situation where you're just like never healthy, like, maybe
even John Moran, like, everybody gets a cap strain.
Everybody gets a hamstring pool.
Like, it's pretty, it's going to be pretty rare.
We see these high usage stars, especially two-way stars, play 82 games.
So we're going to have to like not allow ourselves to like overreact to like a cap
strain or a hamstring and an ankle turn.
like yeah that's just the thing now yeah i think the the johns island piece of it like that's the
that like when i say like injury prone or like unavailable that's kind of yeah it's like
you're like you play a game you miss too play game missed you like that's yeah that's
recurring dbo like like like a kawaii need that's never going to be sound we know that's a thing
yeah and i'm not i don't think wembe's in those conversations at all but i'm definitely
noticing like you've only been in league this year of course i'm not saying that you are
chronically injured and all that but it's something to notice whereas like anything
where he's done the impossible twice now
back-to-back seasons.
Yeah, and it's easy.
It's like, we've all said that
because last year
was obviously in our mind missed a whole year.
He missed like eight games
of the cap train this year.
Like,
that's going to happen to 25 stars.
Yeah, it's just, it's also...
Ended too.
It's kind of weird
just because he also...
He makes like seven, eight games as well.
He is like seven and five though.
And that's yeah,
that's why it's going to be in our head
because we assume it'll keep happening.
And maybe it will.
It very much can.
I'm just not holding that against them yet
just because, like I said,
it's happening all over place.
Brunson missed.
Who else on this list?
Curry's miss time.
Luka missed a few names.
Yonis is missing a hell of time.
Like everybody besides Yolkich and Shea,
which is part of why they're one and two,
is going to deal with this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But okay, we're in the greens there.
Donovan, who you got?
I have Yokich at one,
Shea at two,
Yonis at three,
Luca at four,
Wembe at five,
and at six,
Brunton at seven,
Curry at eight,
Kade at nine,
KD at two.
Brunson over Curry.
Okay,
that's the headline here.
Wow.
Okay.
What made you?
decide to do that to your sweet baby boy step curry i think um man you just see it you see you see it
some nights and i think like the the highs of step i still believe that the that the highs are
there and when you start seeing like great players get older the the the floor raising is one of
the first things that that goes like you can see lebron still being great but he's going to have to be
the situation where you're going to need a Luca, right? You need somebody else to help everything
out. KD, still an amazing player. You can't just throw KD out there with 4G leaguers and say,
go win 45 games. That's not really going to happen. We're seeing the same thing with Steph right now
where he's been so great over the last couple years and they've been able to, you know, halfway
withstand Jonathan Kaminga being basically a no-show and like just being waiting to get traded.
and all of these draft picks not really hitting and all this stuff,
you can kind of have that over the last couple years.
This year, it's not really the same thing.
The Warriors, we've talked about them just, you know, a little bit.
They're really mid.
They're probably going to be in the playing.
You need somebody like a Jimmy Butler to score 27.
You need these leaps from all these other players to provide the environment for
Steph Curry to do what he does.
And I just don't think that that is.
is necessarily the case with Brunson, who game in and game out is one of the best scores
in the league, walks into 28 a night. He is playing off ball more and better than he has
for a lot of his career and doing that with this current cast means a lot. He's one of the
clutches players in the league. There's like never a situation where it's five minutes left
and I don't want the ball in Brunson's hands
and he's going to knock it down
every single time. I think he has
100% elevated
himself into these conversations
where I'm giving, like, Ant is
different. I
also had conversations about
Brunton versus Ant because I think
I think Brunson is that good.
He is very good, yeah.
I put him top 10, didn't think once about it.
Curry is so hard because
everything you said, he's not the floor raiser anymore.
the team construction is so bad.
Yeah.
I do think that Curry still has a unique ceiling
for a player at this part of his career
that if you do have a better team construction
that he could still be like insane.
Like we see the Splash games for a reason.
I kind of do believe that if you had regular team construction
and like they have the all the answer layer parts you want,
they have a role man that can, you know, be physical down low.
They have the requisite on-ball shooters and all this stuff that like,
I mean off-ball shooters that I think he has a unique ceiling
that like maybe even aunt doesn't have.
Yeah.
I agree.
that's okay so i kind of i kind of agree with that but also watching watching step every night
there's there's blowbys that he can't get by people right now there's there's plenty of times
where the threes are wide open and they're not going down at the same like even those like
those knockout threes that you just know oh step is going to hit those all the time and sometimes
you may look up and you look at step stat line throughout a game and all of a sudden he's like
three for nine throughout the entire game that hits you know two three's back to back kind of
makes the percentage look a little better but for a majority of the game the three wasn't really
working i feel like he has to go super super deep into his bag to try and and get his his game off now
and it's taking a lot of energy out of him it's fair and so i you kind of see that drop from stuff
and so that's why i put uh brunson ahead yeah that's fair it's definitely defensible i do feel like
if you know the situation you're going to see now is so dire like if curry wasn't
playing to this level this 37 30 year old man version of him still which is like obviously still
a great player this team would be in the fucking lottery road they're so wildly fucking bad it's
ridiculous i think i can envision a world where if you were to simply like swap someone like
step in brunson sub their teams i don't think you would see anything and i think yeah title for
the nix for sure obviously borrowing health and whatnot or obviously not what you know whatever
whatever they're making the fucking finals regardless curry would change cast life that's what
what I'm saying. That's all I'm like, yeah, at this point in time, even though we still
do see the old man stuff from Curry, still like the best three-point shooting league by
fucking far. Yes. Yes, I do understand the lapses that he's had, especially when it comes to
what? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm a fuck out of my face. I almost showed you're
talking about that on the fucking list, but that's crazy. But yeah, like, bro, if step had
cat heart, McAll Bridges, all this.
basing on its team and just like usable players someone like old g i don't know be his life would be
so much changing yeah it would it would be crazy it also is funny though yeah the one player
that step is like now i'm gonna get this bag off and it's gonna be kind of easy it's still go bear
yeah he's the that's the only one where as soon as go bear comes out like his eyes get bright he's
like it's like it is a it is a struggle and he's still listen to go bears credit step
still has to use one more combo to get by him.
I just think this is also just very, very big respect for everything that Brunson has done
throughout the playoffs, throughout the last two years, where he has been one of the most
consistent players, especially last year was crazy.
Like, if you watch the Knicks offense this year, it is insane to think, like, that
Tim was coaching this team and thinking about what they're all.
offense last year was, it was so whack and remedial and stupid.
He's just rolling a ball out there and say hoop.
Literally.
And the last five minutes of a game throughout the entire game, it really was.
Jalen, here's the ball.
We're going to give you one screen.
Whatever happens, happens.
They're very lucky that Brunson's like the best outside of Shane in the world
at doing that one thing you just mentioned.
They're lucky that he was godsend for two years doing that,
roll the ball out and hoop thing.
And he can still, he can still do that.
Like, like, when they, when it's time to, to call on him to, to go do that.
I mean, he just had a, had a game winner last night.
Like, all this stuff happens very, very regularly.
So I, yeah, I would have Brunson over Curry.
Yeah, naturally, you're going to have your next fan.
You're going to have Brunson the highest of all of us.
I'm going to have Reeves the highest of all of us.
You're going to have Jalen Johnson the highest of all of us.
Notice I don't, I don't have Luca the highest of all of us.
So we all agree he's number four.
We should talk about that before he finishes up.
Yeah, that's how, that's how four is solidified.
Yeah.
People are going to have a problem with that.
you know, Luka fans, European fan base.
Over what, over who, like over Yannis?
And Shea.
People hate that we agree that Luca is clearly worse than Shea now.
People hate that because obviously the points rebounds assist,
Luca's also one of the best players of all time.
Like, I don't feel any type of debate there though.
Especially as a Lakers fan.
You know who asked?
I'm like, I don't think I'm like the most like I glaze everything Lakers do.
Obviously, if there's reason to glaze, I will glaze.
But obviously, I think I'm also pretty harsh of my players on my favorite team.
Your floor of glazing is not as high, but like your ceiling of glazing.
is yeah the glades I'll make sure
they get the glaze but I'm not going to glaze like
the average or low subpar
players on my team you're not glazing
for sports like people I'm at Spooner
in the role player tier on our tier list
but he should be B you should do 40% of 3
hit a game winner Rui Hachamora couldn't defend
Donovan I'm not going to do that
talk to him
let him know
you seem the work
man Lucas style of play is just
it's so volatile I get it
it give it and take it the way
yeah like it's it's so much
which are volatile than a Shea.
And defensively, I think he's had a solid year for Luke's standards.
He hasn't been bad.
They just had a talk where he talked about JJ Reddick sat him and LeBron down and said,
y'all got to give me more because his team sucks defensively.
Y'all got to set the tone, which is true because that team starts Rui Hachimora,
so he better lock in.
And I think Luca has done a solid job defensively.
The offensive style of play stuff, though, like...
Couldn't be more different from two-star players.
There is a hardened aspect to it.
This year, maybe it's a J.J. Redic thing.
I think it's probably a luke a thing
as a development years have gone on.
He's shooting more threes than Curry.
Off the triple threes have been insane.
He's shooting like 30% on the season.
It's not been efficient.
He's getting to the line a lot, so he still is an efficient
that true shoe percentage player, so very good.
There is, these days,
it might be because the teams have developed to defend him
and take away his passing with, like,
not giving him easy lobs.
He really does look to score more than playmate these days.
He kind of comes out and is a little black holy
and, like, scores and then says,
you got a double team me.
then I'm going to be a playmaker instead of vice versa.
And when he's cold, it leads to some ugly stretches.
They still nets out in efficient overall offense because he's so good and the volume is there.
But his numbers and these like 34-9-and-9 averages are more usage than individual excellence right now.
Yeah, I agree.
When it comes to-
For his standards, no, he's still excellent.
Exactly.
Yeah, he's always been top five, one of the three best shit, maybe even, yeah, three best for sure,
like tough shot makers in the entire league on a constant year over the last fucking five years of his career.
but he's just been that.
But when it comes to thinking about Luke and what new found excellence has been
sustained in this game, I can look at Yokic and tell you that, you know, he's become an elite
top of the line three-point shooter, the best, arguably the best three-point shooting big
in the league.
Shea, he's been so wildly efficient in every single aspect of the game and he doesn't have lapses.
When it comes to Luca, I can't tell you what he's been better at.
And those guys can, one, you said, shoot three is off the, shoot three is an efficient level,
both on and off ball.
those two guys can both excel offball.
Yokic is an amazing offball player
and they both those guys
don't turn it over as much as Luca.
So while his strengths are insane,
he has these 30 point quarters
where he'll go berserk
and be the best player in any given night,
he isn't as consistent
because he gives more negatives
than the guys above him.
And maybe Yonis is also closer
to Luka in that way
but the defensive gap
and just like
there's less variance.
I could understand somebody
ranking Luke above Janus.
That wouldn't be crazy to me
but I can't do it over Yokkich and She
who just don't have those built-in negatives.
Yeah, exactly.
When it comes to just, like, touching this all-time ceiling,
being truly one of the best, goddamn, I don't know, 15 players that we've ever seen.
That's, like, the type of conversation that we're having.
We've been had about Yolkits and Shay, we should be having those conversations now.
Lucas should be in those conversations, but when it comes to just elevating constantly as a superstar in this league,
he hasn't had like that third wind of life or second wind of life of, like, stabilizing his game or, like, really skyrocketing his stock.
Yeah, and that's something a lot of times players develop as they get older.
like they develop these small things
that allow them to like
have that veteran savvy
to take out some of those negatives
over time.
Lucas kind of gone the other way
I think in some ways.
Like he,
not the other way,
he hasn't gone worse,
but he has gotten more dependent
on stuff that has more variance in it
and hasn't added some of those.
Actually,
he has that again to line more.
That is a veteran savvy thing
he's gotten better at
to supplement value,
so that's good.
But it hasn't changed his outlook
as a player to me.
So he is still,
you mentioned those top two guys
are top 15 peaks of all time.
Luca's still a top 30 peak
of all time,
which is an all time
amazing, great Hall of Fame player.
Incredibly, it's ridiculous
that he's on my team right now, but I
would trade him for Shea in a heartbeat.
Yeah, I think because of
I do think that like
some of Lucas value is being
either like hitting
or like push down just a little bit just because
of the Lakers team construction
because. Maybe he's a passer.
Or just because
like if he was
if he was on like
the Mavericks in 24, where
it's him and Kari and it's like all right the offense is going to run run through you guys
everybody else you play defense and knock down threes then this like very heavy on ball style
of offense means a little bit more and you like it it's able to shine a little bit more isn't
that what they do then what's the difference the defense is not as good so it doesn't as much help
yeah and so like the yeah the defense on this lakers team is not as good as the one that the mavericks
had and so you're you're looking at this team like hey you have luke
putting up all these numbers doing all this thing on ball like you guys should be you know challenging
okay see challenging Denver and it just doesn't look like that because you don't have the defensive
horses where like with with she his offense and especially in stretches where the rest of the guys
either aren't shooting well or he's really carrying the offense it really really shines through
because you are the only one doing it and so like the i think the perceived value of having this
Hardin-esque super on-ball guy
really comes through
when everybody else
can't cross over
to save their lives
and because the Lakers aren't built like that,
I do think for a little bit
that's the only thing
kind of like working against Luca.
Yeah, and into that I would say
that's why he needs to do more offball
because he doesn't have to do that anymore
because also uses better than 24 Kyrie.
Yeah.
And what like lenses like gap between
Yokit Shee?
They're going to hate you.
What lenses gap between
Yolkett Shea and Yon
is there too, obviously.
I'm not saying there's a massive opportunity too, but what lens's gap is that
when Luca has his bad games, his bad games are way,
his bad games are way uglier than what Yolkits, Shea, and Yonis has.
Because there's other ancillary skills.
Dan, was that your stomach?
They didn't make it a damn.
Did you hear that?
My stomach's been grovel for the last 10 minutes.
I'm surprised that's the first one that you did.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I didn't eat anything all there.
Really?
That's crazy.
Well, we got some crowns over there.
But anyways, I was going to say.
Oh, let me try this.
Luca's bad games are so fucking dire compared to Yannis.
Yonis and Shagher are going to give you ridiculous, ridiculous defense.
Or at least Yonis is going to give you great level of defense.
She's going to be stabilized throughout the entire basis of the game
because his game just tends to be less volatile.
He can get to the line, of course, as best as anyone in the league.
He will take those free throw shots.
He will take any type of shot.
And also he'll play defense.
He'll just be overall, like, he won't tank or sink you at all.
and Yolkich is just Yolkich.
You know, his bad games are still not even terrible games
because all the other insane things that he's doing.
In comes to Luka, it's like, it's tough.
Yeah, and we're saying all this negative stuff,
and we're only saying these negatives
in comparison to Yokish and Shea.
He is still a top five player, undoubtedly,
still undoubtedly capable of being the best player
on a championship team.
Undoubtedly, one of the best floor rages of all time,
one of the best offensive players of all time.
I think the best pick and roll ball handler of all time.
One of the best combinations of passing
and scoring skill of all time.
So none of this is to say,
Some people are taking these conversations too far on Twitter
and being like, you can't win with him.
Nico was right to get rid of him.
The Lakers should know that you got to sell high.
You're never going with that style of play.
Kobe said you can't win with Heliot centrism.
So Luca can never win all these dramatic takeaways
to say he is Hardin and he will be a choker.
He's not that.
It's not that at all.
He's a better version of Hardin that doesn't have the downsize Hardin had.
But some of those intrinsic style of play things
separate him from the top two.
Yeah.
Also, shout out to Kate, getting into the top 10
unanimously and all of us
because like at this time last year
wasn't he like
14 or something
yeah we had him at like 20 I remember
we were having like the conversations of like
yo Katie's like kind of out here
he's like this time last year because he was breaking out last year
yeah and it was like hey like the Kate leap is kind of happening
and now he's just like solidified top tip yeah
but I will say that's one that he'd be 11 to me more comfortably
if Halliburton and Taden were healthy
I feel I feel real good about him at 11
D Mitch at 12 yeah over the last
compared to his like first few
like first 11 games that's what I'm saying
That's a debate for sure.
I think it's a conversation.
The defensive value of Cade is real.
Yeah.
And also, like, one thing that we would, a lot of people would tend to, like, just knock
on Cade is that his three-point shooting hasn't been that, which overall throughout
the entire season hasn't, but as of late over the last, I don't know, seven or eight games,
he's been shooting like 37, 38%.
You just had a terrible start to the year.
Even even that has started to pick up.
So it's getting close.
Yep.
Close conversation.
I hope Tate doesn't come back this year.
I was telling you all, maybe we should rank him.
I hope he doesn't.
He's coming back this year, I think.
Celtics are legit
It felt weird
Ranking him when he hasn't played a game yet
If he had come back already
Which obviously would have been ridiculous
But like
Do you know how insane this storyline
Would be if Tainan was to come back
And they would
And played well
Played well
Oh he stamped
And well also like lead this lead this team
To the fucking finals
Stamped
There's a real scenario where that could actually happen
Yeah I don't care too much
He hasn't played this season
But he's coming off an Achilles tear
That's a career threatening injury
So that's why I didn't want to rank him
in Hallibur
just because they might be
a shell of themselves
you don't really know
if you weren't
like if it was an ACL tear
and he's come back this year
like I told you
I kind of want to rank Kyrie
because like
so ACLT
I mean he's kind of old
but ACL's aren't what they once were
Kyrie
will probably look like Kyrie
and he'll be back in a month or two
so
but Achilles tear
you just you can't know
yeah
and with that being said
those are our top 40 players
in the world
I think we'd
I feel good about this
I like our list for the most
top 40 is crazy
bro can you believe
like I'm sure you guys
thought about it for two seconds
Dylan Brooks almost made your list.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dylan Brooks almost made a list.
Get out of my face, though.
He did not.
The one player that I was trying to figure out a way to like, can we somehow get him in?
I really wanted to get Cooper Flagg.
I was thinking about that too.
Initially, I had him at number 40 per because I'm like, he's coming up.
I was thinking about it.
I was going to have him at 40 just to have him on the list.
And I was like, I'll probably have to pick somebody else.
But man, I think.
You know, Cooper Flag is disgusting.
We had the debate during a small four Ciless.
I think he's better than MPJ who I put at 40.
It's just it was a sample size thing
That he's been better than APJ for about 10 games
And before that was bad
So I'm like giving him more time
If we did this in February
I put Cooper Flag at 40
Yeah
Yeah very fair
Very fair man
He's great
For two seconds
He's a demon
I should have did it
Damn I should have just done it
Yeah I was I was thinking about that
So hard
Gotta keep mind
People are gonna see this
Most people that see this
They're probably gonna see this
Like January February
Then people that see it today
So we should have just did that
Just project
Damn it man
We gotta be early on the glaze
I know
With that being said, that is our ranking.
Let's get on to a very merry, jolly Christmas TikTok time.
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We got 90 minutes of action-packed crayon eating bullshit.
Nice.
Before we start, almost like a pack of cigarettes.
I need my pack of crayons, rare.
Pack a day?
Yeah.
Back a day.
Real crayon, D-Gen.
So while he goes ahead and takes that to the head,
we are once again going to start with the draft.
We are going to do a special draft, though.
We're going to do something that we started on House Call.
You two are going to draft NBA teams.
Well, I name a category of player that you guys pick between.
Okay.
Okay.
Who go first?
Me?
I go first.
Mo goes first.
And then Domino goes first in the second category and so on.
We have six years because we're adding a six man.
So there's one last of you.
I like how you saw the camera was dark.
the hat you turned it around.
I was going to say the same thing.
Listen,
we're pros.
So point guard through six man.
I'm in name of a category for each pick
and you guys can take turns.
Starting off at point guard.
A point guard drafted by the Lakers.
Oh, fuck.
This is, I don't think this is good.
Yeah, there's no good ones.
Drafted by the Lakers.
This is not good, bro.
Lanzo ball.
Welcome to the team.
I might have to.
guess it's my pick first so I guess I'm taking Lonzo he's an idiot I will take
Irvin Magic Johnson oh fuck I don't know why I'm thinking about the last 20 years for some
reason this might be the fastest cell in TD3 history no one's ever lost so fast so quickly
I was gonna say Kendall Marshall shooting guard a shooting guard with a signature shoe
Donovan's up first now damn uh shooting guard with a signature shoe we would go Michael Jordan
Shit.
Jordan and magic.
What can I do to possibly...
To pair with Lanzo ball.
Or at least be competitive.
Huh.
Shooting cartoon to shoot,
give me Kobe Bryant.
Fuck it.
Is it again without the rock in your mouth?
Rock.
It's a crown.
No disrespect.
Kobe Bryant.
There you go.
I'm going all Lakers right now.
Yep, yep, yep.
Small forwards.
We are going to do a three that can't dunk.
A small forer.
who can't dunk.
Or can, like, barely dunk, yeah.
Someone that's not a dunker.
So, you know, if they've dunk before in their career, all right.
Someone that's not vertical.
Small forts who just don't be dunking like that.
Not jumpy.
Okay.
No bounce.
I think I have one.
Mo your first.
No bounce.
Someone who, like, truly embodies no bounce.
You might be cheating.
I'm saying true to it.
Give me Nick Batum.
Okay.
He don't dunk at all.
He can dunk, but he doesn't really, we'll give you an old man, Nick Batum.
You don't, you don't be seeing him boom shit like that at all, bro.
Well, I'll allow it.
I'm thinking Boris Dio
At the three, okay
You have a gigantic team
Okay
Okay, I was thinking y'all would take
Like Kyle Corver or something like that
That'll be fair
Nah
Okay
Next up Donovan first
A power forward
That has a salary under $5 million
Oh my God
Yeah, you got to get a bottom feeder
Salary under $5 million
Salary under $5 million
How good is your pocket watch
It skills right now
right this player in the best version you ever you want them they had to be making under five million dollars
i will go with
cat did dennis robin ever make five million dollars
probably i'll go we will pair magic and jordan with tony kooch okay i'm sure he did not
make five me i guarantee it's oh my gosh oh okay so power forward who makes under five
million dollars you can't even go with rookie because like that
They're like the good rookies.
Yeah, they're, they're making five.
Damn, this is tough, bro.
This is tough.
Power 40 makes under $5 million.
I guess I might have to like try to cheat and go back in the past.
But even then, I don't know any guys who are like that tier players.
So my team is mad like 1997.
It's kind of nasty.
It's kind of nasty.
Okay.
So I think for five million.
under $5 million.
Give me some veteran leadership.
Current day, Kevin Love.
Okay.
I'm not going to lie, y'all are ridiculously done for this.
Just pick, like, second year, Charles Barkley.
Anybody in pre-2000s that's young is making less than $5 million.
But that's not fun.
Pick Bill Russell.
No.
It's not fun.
42-year-old Kevin Love.
Yeah, bro.
He had a 20-point game the other day.
What?
He was lying at the Lakerson 3 last night.
I thought that was a true question.
I mean, you picked Kukko, so that was smart.
You had to go back the day for that one.
A center.
That's seven foot three or taller.
Oh, you're first.
Oh, I am for seven, three, and taller.
Just give me Wemby.
Why not?
There you go.
Okay.
Wemby is hard-carrying.
Wemby and Kobe hard carrying your team.
They're going to be fed constantly by Lonsor, bro.
Was Kareem 7?
Let me fact check.
I don't think so.
I don't think he was 7-2.
Is he 7-2?
Kareem Heights.
Kareem is 7-foot-2.
Just take Taco Fall.
Might as well.
Yeah.
Or some Bular.
No
That's a name
We will go with Yao Ming
Okay
Yao Ming
I don't know
Could Yao Ming compete with
Zach Edie?
Next up
You have to pick a sixth man
Who is it
Oh
For your sixth man
Pick a washed up
version of a star
That was coming off the bench
Oh
It's not your pick
It's not your pick
Sir
Fuck man
Rossed up version of them
Washed up version of a star
oh man
do I want to go
big or do I want to go
with like a wing type
probably depends what your team needs
you don't got no 3&D
I know
which means
I'm going to need somebody
who can play defense
and do exactly that
give me Andre Iguodal
you're a guy
is he a star
does he count
made one all star team
yeah he was
he was like a focal point in team
but he wasn't
like you're picking the washed up version
like the late late one like
Does he count as a star?
He won't final as MVP.
I actually don't think he count as a star.
I don't know as me.
If he doesn't count as a star,
then I can pick somebody else.
Pick somebody else.
Yeah,
I don't think he embodies
washed up version of a star
because what you're thinking about him's a sixth man
that was like still him at his peak.
He was like just in a good role for him.
Okay.
Well, I need some shooting.
Give me Ray Allen.
Okay.
Late stage Ray Allen.
Yeah.
Okay, little 2014 Ray Allen coming off the bench.
That's,
see, that that's a good pick.
Late stage Ray Allen.
How would you respond?
You have quite the hill to overcome.
yes I do
this could be your one way to win
sixth man of the year
a washed up star
I go a lot of ways here
there's one clear pick you should make
I don't know if you're gonna think about though
I don't know if I will either
probably won't
let's me not do it
okay
washed up version of a star
go ahead and give me
six man
was Al Warford
considered a six man last year sure
go ahead take alhorford you can have championship year
al horford yeah like he wasn't that's not a bad pick
okay 24 old ford i like that yeah he wasn't you know
doing too much usual still impactful celtics bill walton
pair him with when me that have been filthy
he was there's no way he was zero chance
you want six man of the year at the Celtics when they won a championship
zero times i'm thinking about him that'd have been filthy though
i mean honestly al horpher's a sorry for coming love so he might be closing the
James.
Maybe.
You're Wade, Wimby's there.
I don't care.
So we got Lonzo Ball,
Kobe Bryant,
Nick Batum,
Kevin Love and Wembe
without a bench.
Nasty.
It's disgusting.
Magic Johnson.
Michael Jordan.
Boris Diao,
Tony Kukoch,
Yao,
Ming, and Ray Allen.
We're frying you.
That was.
Ray Allen will also
close games over Boris Dio.
Boyd y'all can do a little bit of everything.
I don't know,
but he's so big,
right.
And he should be your powerful word,
probably.
Him or Kukk coach can close
depending on who's
Now we have options
D-L and Ming is so slow
That's ridiculous
Do you understand
I have Michael Jordan too
We're playing a slow style of basketball
Magic can play in the half court
He's like that left hand
Anybody came with Jordan's there
Okay you guys did decent there
You guys did decent
Did not say good but you did decent
My team would be actually fun to watch
I don't think they would be at all
Kobe
Okay that alone is a decently fun
Yeah that's fun that's fun itself
The ball's going to be dish and set out.
Next thing we're going to do, you know, NBA Christmas is around the corner.
NBA Christmas jerseys having a long part of our history as NBA fans until now, until
Silver decided to get rid of them.
You ruin my NBA Christmas.
Rewen my aesthetic on Christmas Day.
Yeah, good job, Adam.
God.
I'm going to show you five NBA Christmas jerseys.
I want you guys to blind rank them one through five.
All right.
First off, we have the Warriors blue one.
Clean.
Beautiful.
Very, very clean.
I'm going to give this a two probably.
A two?
Yeah, I might put this set too.
This is so clean.
It was my list might be one.
Yeah, but I feel like there might be better.
Yeah, so it is, it is very clean.
I think that it's, that works in the jersey's favor, but also against it.
We could probably put it higher, but there might be some more like overall festive jerseys when that feel just a little bit more Christmas.
Doesn't embody Christmas to you?
No, this is like, yeah, this is a three?
No, yeah, we'll go three.
Okay, three.
Let's put it at two super set.
Okay, fine.
There could be worse.
You know what?
This is hard?
The text.
Slightly cream.
You're right.
A little splash of cream makes it beautiful.
My cream detector is going off right now.
This has to be one.
Low key, I put it one.
Next up, we got the sleeved bulls jersey worn by Jimmy Butler.
The Grinch designed this, man.
He's trying to rule folks holidays in Chicago.
This is crazy.
Yeah, this can't stand.
With a gray bull in the middle, a metallic bull.
I hope they lost this game, too.
We have to go five.
Looks like I shaded it with a pencil.
It's ridiculously oversized on Jimmy Bull.
You ever be bored in school
and you just draw a bunch of black
with a pencil
He should make the whole paper
graphite and shiny
That's how that looks
This is terrible
This is five
It's
This is going to be the worst
And he has the baggy shorts
With the like legs sleeve
They look like shin pads
Terrible oral
Listen, it was an era
It was a moment
No this was terrible or
No matter what era
He was not
He did not put that shit on that day
Put this F5
You
Number five
We got the calves
With the tiny logo
Small logo
This is that fucking four
Brass
Terrible
I'm guessing this is
2015 I think it was I can tell
about the beard what were they thinking
tiny logos
he's such a glazer
that's crazy you could tell what you're about a beard
wow yeah I can I gotta step my shit up
and they had been
and they're playing the heat in the background
so you know that was a reunion game
coming back 2015 that's why they're scheduled on Christmas
I think this is four
this yo the placement is so nasty
the size is insane tiny logo
is ridiculous tiny logo and this
Arab jersey had like nothing there's no NBA logo
on the top so it's just so plain above the logo
is good. We need to get back to it.
We need at least the NBA logo. We don't need
like Verizon and shit. We need
the NBA logo. You've gotten so used to having these
patches. You forgot what clear
unstepped-on
NBA jerseys looked like.
This is what it's supposed to be.
Don't, they didn't put no effort
in this jersey at all. This is terrible.
Is you going four? Yes. This is four.
Okay, so you have two, four
and five filled out one in three left.
We got the Miami Heat. Red
on red with a white outline.
This is one.
This is one.
This is one.
You like more than the Warriors.
I think for the predicament they're in right now, I can say that.
Okay.
It does feel Christmassy with the red.
Yeah.
This is.
White outline is clean.
You see the little satin on the side of the jersey.
That does feel Christmas.
It feels a little, you know, Christmas pajama-e.
Yeah.
I like this.
We're going on one here.
Okay.
And number three, do you have the Lakers cream and purple.
You should have went one here.
You should have went one here.
Heat were definitely the pick for three.
No, this was tough.
If you went this warrior's heat, you would have nailed it.
This is, oh, this is so beautiful.
Damn, yeah.
This is crazy.
This is crispy, man.
Again, slightly cream on Kobe.
Ah, man, this is perfect.
Wow.
The Kobe cream combo is a scary sight.
I know, man.
Let's just take a moment.
Ted Meyer, Kobe and Cream.
Yeah, this is calculated cream right here, man.
And that shade of purple looks so good.
Just no banana yellow to come in and fuck it up.
Damn, that stupid yellow.
See, in the LeBron era, they're obsessed of black jerseys.
We need to get to a cream jersey for the, like,
Cream and Purple is beautiful.
The St. Road, Jersey.
They're not about it.
They never met about it.
All right.
That is that.
The next thing we are going to do today,
I'm going to put you guys on the spot.
We do a lot of games where we guess NBA teams.
Today, you guys are going to guess the NBA team
by where they went to college.
One of the first versions of this we ever did,
but this time is a little difficult.
Some of these will be 2025 teams.
I won't tell you which ones,
but some of them will be historic teams.
throughout the years
we're going to be in hell for this one
I promise you
I think this might be the hardest one
you've ever done
because I mean
some of them
some of the historic teams you'll get
some of them
I'll be baffled
if you get it right
it'll be genuinely impressive
first off
who is this team
Duke Alabama
Michigan 4
and then is that a cream
what's that's Creighton
Creighton
Alabama at 2
3
oh at 3
now this is
this year's
Charlotte Hornets
because that is, that's con canipal
and that's Brandon Miller.
Correct, this is the Hornets.
Start you off the left.
How does it let you see one go through the net?
Shout out, Brennan,
Calk, brother.
Shout out, Calk, briner.
I think his name is Ryan.
Oh, it is.
It's like, who is Brandon?
Who are these Calk guys?
I said Brennan.
No, Brennan, even more white.
You just dug in your pocket
in front of the widest name.
Okay, there you go.
One for one.
Next up, who is this team?
Syracuse.
Ooh, we got a Pittsburgh.
UCLA at Point Guard.
Colorado at Shooting Guard.
Colorado shooting guard is tough.
Pittsburgh.
Pitt at center.
There's not a lot of Colorado twos in the league.
I'm thinking it's not.
I mean, Derek White is the only player that I can think of that went to Colorado.
Is this the Celtics?
This is not the Celtics.
Okay, this has to be an older team.
Ooh, wait.
Syracuse.
Oh, this is the OKC team with Stephen Adams.
Which year?
2017 with Mello and Russ.
2018 is what you're going for.
Correct.
This is a 2018 Thunder.
That's Paul George's the 3 with a question mark.
Yep.
That's a 2?
You know who that is?
Who played at the 2?
Andre Roberson.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andre Roberson.
Yep, yep, yep.
I mean, that one wasn't too hard,
but I was surprised you guys got there so quick.
Yeah.
Two for two.
Stephen Adams.
No misses yet.
I didn't know Stephen Adams in the pit.
I don't remember where he went to call it.
I feel like he came out of like a rock.
Yeah.
He just spawned.
He just grew out of a major.
Man play ball.
He crawled out of a tree and was just like a deity.
Yeah.
Next up.
Which team is this?
KD.
I don't know.
This is a singular Texas dude.
Who else is in the floor?
Yeah, man.
It's some team that KD played on.
Which one?
You get one guess.
Don't fuck it up.
Seattle Supersonics.
Idiots.
This is the Rockets in this year.
That's funny.
That's funny.
So let's see how deep into your trickery back did you want.
not that not that deep that's funny next up who is this team three players shown we had a kansas
point guard marquette shooting guard this is the uh this is i don't know what specific year but this is
the heatles which year 2012 incorrect the heels one more guess 214 correct
who went to tech that's chris bosh chris bosh from the georgia tech what the fuck
and mario chalmers went to kansas which yeah i don't think i would have remember where
Chris Bosch wanted to call it.
Yeah, I didn't know that he went to.
Such a blemish in my, like, knowledge, but like, I was tapped in on the heatals, man.
That's crazy, man.
Such a thing you tapped into the 2003 draft.
Oh, hell, no.
Four years old.
Yeah, master got our VHS.
You're in preschool.
Okay.
All hits, no misses so far, waiting for the first blummish on your record.
Maybe things will heat up coming up.
We'll see who is his team.
Stanford Power Forward, Illinois point guard.
Illinois.
Arkansas shooting guard.
Arkansas.
Arkansas Kentucky small forward
Oh wait is that Kentucky or Kansas
Kansas my bad Kansas small forward
Oh my goodness
Yep yep yep yep
Oh this is oh okay so Stanford
Stanford I'm thinking
Either Brooke or
Robin Lopez
I can't think of any other center that went to Stanford
Who are these Illinois guards
Like I can only think of
Ayudu Yaku Chonis
Shout out Yakichonis
Who else went to Illinois?
He said his name the same way they announced his in the NFL
Go, Maconka!
Say it with some verve.
The Arkansas two guards.
I just think I'm old as moody.
Joe Johnson went to Arkansas.
No, wait, no, he's from Arkansas.
I don't think he went to Arkansas.
I have no idea where he went.
Damn, and then you got to Kansas.
The Kansas wings, the only two that I can think of
are Wiggins and Paul Pierce.
Man.
I have no fucking idea.
I will say.
Wait, is this?
Is this?
You're right on the heels.
You're there.
This is the Brooklyn Nets.
Correct.
This is the 2014 Nets.
That is Darren Williams at Point Guard.
Illinois's finest.
Okay.
Paul Pierce, a small Ford.
Ah, this is nasty work.
You have you had Power Forward.
Kevin Garnett.
Didn't go to college, question mark.
Damn.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
We're on that.
You guys got there.
We're on there.
That was one of the harder ones, I think.
Just that I knew you guys were going to know where Darren Williams is at the college.
I figured that'd be a blemish in your knowledge.
No fucking clue, man.
That's crazy.
Next up, which team is this?
Kentucky Guard, two Duke Wings,
mystery big men.
Wow.
Okay.
Kentucky guards, they're everywhere.
Yeah, but the Duke wings,
the combo of a Duke two and a three,
where do we go from there?
Also, pull it together.
Like, please.
Brother, every time I go to New York
and I see my nephews,
always just like licking walls at school and shit and I just get sick every single time I hate it
all right Kentucky guard two Duke wings this could be anyone again okay where do you want to start
I'm hoping this is current I'm hoping this is current if we just go we can start and go with the
Kentucky guards that we know so it's like it's Deeran Fox Jamal Murray um can't be Jamal Murray can't be
Darren Fox. Could this be Kyrie?
No, Kyrie went to Duke.
Yeah, Kyrie went to Duke. So we can have Tyrese Maxie.
Tyrese went to Kentucky. You're right.
But who are the other in-between guys?
Did he go to school with Trenton-Wofford?
It kind of works because it's like Maxie and then McCain went to Duke as well.
So you can have that aspect of it.
But who's playing three?
I don't think.
I don't know who's...
This is a modern team.
This is this season.
I'll give you guys a layup because you guys are in hell.
A modern team.
We might have to go with the Sixers.
Fuck it, it's the Sixers.
Of course not the Sixers.
Paul George is on the Sixers.
We don't count him.
No, it's another Kentucky guard in the NBA right now.
Some might say a guy who is billed as maybe being the next Maxie.
The next time.
I don't know if it worked out.
There's only one Maxie, but at some point you hoped it would be.
The next Tyrese maxi, okay?
You got to be like mad young.
Yeah.
Very young.
The next Tyrese max.
Duke wings don't shine to you?
Who are the Duke wings right now?
And they'll either state them.
I will say,
of all the hard ones you guys got
and did not get this one,
kind of crazy.
They're screaming at the phone
or the screen right now as they speak.
And I hate it.
I'm screaming at the screen.
This is the Toronto Raptors.
That's R.J.
Barrett and Brandon Ingram.
I'm not going to lie.
I forgot about Brandon Ingram.
I'm like,
I forgot he went to Duke.
I forgot about Archie Baird.
Oh, Emmanuel quickly, damn, man.
Manuel quickly.
We wanted him to make a Tyre's Maxie Leap hasn't quite happened.
But he's there.
Mid-ass team, man, damn.
Got the most mid-duke stars.
That's why they didn't stand out.
It's not the most mid, not bad.
Is that the most mid-duke combo you can make in the NBA right now?
Probably, yeah.
Damn.
Next up, all five, which team is this?
Cincinnati State.
Cincinnati State.
Is that Hawaii?
That is Hawaii at point guards.
Who the fuck?
All right, so that's Georgetown.
Georgetown, our shooting guards, Syracuse, a small Ford.
UMass at center.
Is this, this the 2001 Sixers?
This is not the 2001 Sixers.
Who is this any version of the Allen Iverson?
Is this the 0708 Nuggets?
Wow, this is the 08 Nuggets.
Brother, you're nasty.
You couldn't get the rapids, but you get this?
This is his game, where he got it.
He is carrying me.
That's crazy.
Yep, that's Alan Iverson and Carmelo Anthony.
Oh, my God.
Teamed up together.
And who's the one?
I forget.
Let me check.
Is this?
What the fuck?
I can remember.
This is crazy.
Every time I play with this team on the UK.
Yeah.
Eduardo Nahara always ended up playing the one for me.
What?
I've never heard of that name of my life.
What the hell?
I thought you were like just stuttering and slurring your words.
What the hell?
Wow.
The point guard that season was, I did the yesterday I forgot.
Yeah.
Point guard was.
You have a speech in bed of me.
I know.
Anthony Carter.
is the starting point guard okay okay and then the center and powerful combination was marcus canby
and kenyon martin yeah wow man cincinnati states crazy Cincinnati state's finest next up
which team is this another Kentucky guard Florida state small forward you con shooting guard
where we're going you con you con you con shooting guard uh oh this is the san antonius spurs this is the san antonio
man you're cooking devon vassel three there we go yeah devon vassel oh yeah we're on that today
you are nesser all right how well
What does?
Your ultimate test, the hardest one on this list.
Who is this team?
A.N.U.
I never seen that school in my life.
American National University, a D-2 college.
I got it.
Is this the...
If he one-hit, pulls this.
This is, I can't remember what specific year,
but the...
The Wast version of the Rockets.
This is the 1997 Rockets.
Which is Charles Barkley there?
Yes.
Okay, that makes sense.
That's crazy.
That makes sense.
I mean, not really.
I guess you should know that.
He pulled it out.
Wow, man.
He is in his bag.
What the fuck?
You were bringing this up, talking about some of you guys in hell.
I thought this would be a hard one.
It would have been for you.
I got Christmas Donnie by my side.
What you know about point guard Matt Maloney?
Not a damn thing.
Matt Maloney, one of the name.
But you started thinking about guys who went to U of H that are actually in the league.
Only a few.
Yeah.
Listen, that's home court.
What you know about starting D2, small forward, Mario Ellie?
Oh, they the kiss of death?
I don't know Mario.
You a damn thing.
997 Rockets
They love Mario Ely in the city
Next up
Who is this team
Kentucky Big
Point guard from Ohio State
Shooting guard from Louisville
Small 4 from Michigan
Name a small forward from Michigan
Um
Jet Howard
Wrong one
Um okay
Louisville 2
Yeah the Louisville 2's
It would be DeMitch
Um
He's one of the same
I think he's like the lone guy
He might be one of the only ones
but Kentucky Biggs
there's
it's obviously
it's not cat
um
it's
80 Duke or Kentucky
80 was Kentucky
but 80's not playing with
this is not this is not
yeah because
Cooper flag would have been there
so it's not that
okay
um
is it
is it some version of the
of the heat
maybe
I don't know
who are Ohio State
like guards who are
leading shit right now.
I will say this is, this might be the actual
hardest one. There's no way in hell you guys get this.
The only Ohio State Guard
who jumps out of my mind is
Mike Conley. Mike Conley.
If you guys get this, I'll be beyond surprise.
Okay, so it's, so the only two Ohio State
guards that I can think of are
Mike Connolly and Delo.
I don't, I can't remember
when they've played with, with other
guys like from Louisville
or anything like that. But the combo of Michigan
State big and Kentucky big,
Obviously, your mind goes to Dremont, but they never played with anybody.
Could this be like, I don't know, the 2019 wait, no, that doesn't make any sense?
Michigan threes also, like.
I was saying, could this be some form of the Tim rules before they, like, got Anthony Edwards, but I don't think, I don't think that pathway lends itself.
I'm cooked.
Kentucky is a, this is a famous team, a version of a team that maybe you're not expecting.
A version of the team that you're not
expected maybe a little down bad
This is Kendall
Oh this is the Lakers or something
Maybe a little in the mud
Is this the 2013
Oh is this the bad version of the Warriors
Yeah but it's a 2020 war years
Okay 2020 Warriors
That's the front court
Hold it down
Draymond and Willie Collie Stein
Ah fair
Lead guard DeAngelo Russell
Elite wing
Elite wing combination of Damien Lee
And Glenn Robinson the third
Glenn Robinson the third
That's a dunk contest champion to you
you better remember the name.
God about him.
That's a high flyer.
He was a demon as a 74 overall in 2K,
brath.
Come on now.
Wow.
Next up, which team is this?
Last one.
Ooh.
Texas big.
New Mexico State power forward.
Gonzaga, too.
Texas is big.
Texas big.
The only Vanderbilt wing
in the league right now I can think of.
Oh, this is current.
Current.
Okay.
Vanderbilt wing.
Is this the Pacers?
The Indiana Pacers.
Yes.
To be more specific.
This is the Pacers.
The day they eliminate the Knicks in 2025 out of the playoffs.
The day they broke New York's heart.
That's a specific day.
You're foul for that.
Specific version of the team, just so you remember.
Wow.
They the haliband struck.
So there's Nemhard, obviously, Tyrese, then there's.
Had to lock them up immediately.
Yeah, you won't be on the court.
And that is every single one.
Okay, that wasn't that bad.
Not too bad, not too bad.
Next thing we're going to do.
And you got to go blow your nose.
No, bad tissue.
Man, I'm fighting for my life right now.
Go get a tissue.
They're on the desk over there.
Please.
Go blow your nose.
Please.
All right, continue.
Go blow your goddamn nose.
All right.
The next thing we're going to do,
we are going to do a game that we did a couple weeks ago.
I have seven NBA players.
You guys have 12 words to guess them.
So I'll name one word as a hint for the first player.
You try to guess it.
If you get it wrong, I'll name a second word.
Basically, you get 12 hints for seven players to get them.
all right so room for five messups along the way last time i think you guys did it in like nine
something like that let's see if you can do it in seven when no messups all right we'll see what's
possible let's try we'll try let's do it first off name number one word number one extra terrestrial
uh whomeby this is victor weiman yama alien okay one word one for one crazy word this week
but it's all good who was that on tv stan van gunman gunman he's like yo what you're
He does not understand what you're going on.
I think he was like, well-meaning,
but I was like, why are you pulling this out right now?
Yeah.
Like, yeah, I know he definitely wasn't saying it like in that way.
It wasn't like it out of here.
It was like they were trying to get him out of here,
but I was like the delivery was off.
This is not the time and place.
Yeah, I kind of know what you are, Stan.
Number two.
System.
Should we say Steph?
I would say James Hardy because James Hardin said,
that I am the system.
He did say that.
So I mean, I'm thinking like we can go James Hardin there
or if you're thinking,
I feel like there's a lot of guys
so you could say he's like a system player or whatever.
So maybe it's either James or Steph.
We go James.
James Hardin.
I feel better with stuff though.
James Hardin.
It is James Hardin.
There we go.
Almost second yesterday.
Almost fucked yourself.
There we go.
Still shoot 100%.
Can we get seven players and seven questions?
Perfect.
I mean, can we get seven players and seven words?
player number three
Yucatan
Anthony Edwards
Should they be from
Yucatan
How to give you a little layup
Three for three
Cool
Number four
Choke
I could say
Reggie Miller
For the infamous thing
But who is a like
choker
It might also be James
Harkin again
Does he do the choking
Or is he choked
That's actually a very like
important
Oh, my God.
Take a guess.
Some one out there.
I'm going to assume that he's not going to go to James Hardens.
And so if we say choke, we can say Tyrese Halliburton.
And I'd be okay with that.
Oh, Tyrese did do that.
Tyrese.
Wow.
Thank you for Tyrese Alibur.
I thought you would say James Hardin and Joe Lundee.
Yeah.
So I didn't put the er.
Yeah.
Choke.
There you go.
Four for four.
Number five.
Swole.
Swole.
It was big as hell.
Okay.
Who swore in the league?
We've been talking a lot about Jalen Dern and him being swole.
Mad, big, yeah.
Who else is just big?
Oh, Desmond Bain is first team all swole.
Yeah.
I feel like the Pistons are, Pistons got some guys who are swollen.
The Raptors got some guys who are swollen.
Who swore in the Raptors?
Scotty's kind of swore.
Yeah, a little bit.
I guess.
Agbaji is a swolegy is a swole.
Scottie's swollen.
That guy is strong.
Yeah.
Okay.
But I think right now.
I would go either Desmond Bain
or Jalen Dern
And those are my two options
Let's go Jalen Dern
Incorrect, your first miss
Unnecessarily
So unnecessarily, so
Oh, Desmond Bain
Yeah
No
He just beg for no reason
BabyTron
BabyTron
We lost you?
Oh, Eric Bledsoe
There you go
You got muscles for no reason
Eric Bledsoe
Exactly
I should have muscles instead of swole out.
I got you.
Okay.
Muscles for no reason,
Eric bled, so.
Damn.
Okay, okay.
All, seven words, five.
I mean, you still got plenty of leeway still.
Number six.
Mo.
Me?
Oh.
That means?
Some my bitches?
I love that picture.
Is either
either Jalen Johnson or Treyo?
Or it could be my glorious king.
Got a mommy right now.
No, I don't think he would do that.
It might be obvious.
It's either Trey or Jalen.
Um, I would say LeBron.
Go ahead.
He's,
He's incorrect.
That's number eight.
Damn.
I don't know myself.
Oh.
Hawk.
Damn.
I told you.
Damn.
I don't know myself.
We'll go Jalen Johnson.
Incorrect.
Fuck, it's Trey.
Small.
Trey.
Trey.
Ten words.
One player left for two words.
You guys made this unnecessarily
close. You were on a hot streak. Now it's tight.
Savior.
No. No, stop that.
It's not.
Okay, Jalen Brunson.
We can say savior.
Get a bitch. Hats out of here.
I'm trying to think of people who like saved the franchise.
Okay. He did save them for sure.
You only have two words. So this one and one more, you better not miss.
he said savior
savior
he is not your savior
but this guy is
he's all of our savior
okay
do you want to just go lebron here
that's the easiest one in my
because it's so much
right fine
on the word off incorrect
you have one word left
don't fuck this up
we know how to make a TV
thunder
don't fuck this up
thunder
savior thunder
Who's a savior?
If no more words left.
You have one guess.
Might either be Chet or Shea.
Who else could be a savior?
Oh my God.
There's no one else.
Either Cheddar.
You guys, don't mess this up.
It might be Shea.
It might be Shea.
Or could it be like...
Final guess.
Let's go.
Keep a movie.
Yeah, fuck it.
She.
Oh, my God.
It's Aaron Wiggins.
You guys lost.
Oh, he saved Bask.
Ah.
Ah, you guys suck.
You started out 5 and O and you failed.
We fumbled so bad.
No, we deteriorated.
That's time when we ate like milk.
Damn.
That was easy.
Save your basketball.
I'm actually, yeah.
Yeah, that sucks.
Pour one out.
Yeah.
Listen, I mean, we're going to go back.
We're going to watch film.
We're going to get better.
Yeah, man.
I don't think we are.
That's a problem.
Day by day, brick by brick.
It's about the process.
There only matters with, you know,
the opinions of the people inside the room,
you know, people are outside the building.
They don't really understand.
So, this is what we have to do with
when we were faced with adversity.
Yeah, so I saw how you bounce back.
Exactly.
It's not about falling down.
It's getting back up.
Next thing we're going to do.
We will be better.
No, you won't.
Next thing we're going to do,
we're going to make...
Say word?
Okay.
We're going to be a night of leaving.
We are going to make
Pokemon evolutions of NBA players.
I'm going to show you a chart
with different levels of NBA players
and I want you guys to fill it out
who are the different versions
we're going to pick every level of NBA stars
first off
level four is Michael Jordan
who's one two and three
all right so three would be Kobe
naturally okay
two would be Shay
too shay or like
there might be two level threes right there
are we going worse than than Kobe
go Devon Booker
that's a delineation
okay so we can go
Jordan Kobe debug
who's level one
DeMar
Okay
Demar
DeRosen
Demar
Cam Thomas
Cabe Thomas
Let's go Cane Thomas
We can make level
One's like
Yeah
Yeah
Cam Thomas
So can Thomas
Turns into Devin Booker
Turns into Kobe
Turns into Michael Jordan
That's yeah
Okay
That is a
That tracks
We don't want to
Put anything
Edwards in there
Instead of
Devin Booker
No
No I think
Dibook is much more
Along those lines
Yeah
I think so too
Okay
I mean you could
though
I mean would be crazy
Next up
La Mello ball
level two
One has to be
like Rayfer Austin
like just
some like
and one mixtape guy
so we can go
skip to my Lou one
we can go Lamella Ball 2
you go off the River one I think I was going to say
Jamal Crawford one I think you should go Jamal Crawford one
I was thinking we can put Jamal Hood three
come on man
no
we can go
Bones Island one
I don't know
Bones Island kind of been who been
dude you're so disrespectful
Rob Dillingham one
There we go
Rob Dillingham one
Lamello 2
Who's a better version
Lamello 2 3
Tyreys Halliburton
Yeah
Tyrease
And number 3
Basically I do you want
To keep someone
It's like
The scoring element
Yeah
Okay the scoring element
We keep that
Then we need
A bucket
Yeah still kind of
A flashy bucket
Yeah still kind of creative
Say Trey Young
Stop that
No
Now
A flashed
Got to make sure
It's somebody
That has some flash
To him
Otherwise we're not in the same world
Yeah
Somebody that's also
Just kind of like
unnecessarily flashy.
They'd just be doing stuff.
Pete Marevich.
O.G.
One of the last time you
do you watch the P. Marevich's highlight?
I actually saw one turn it out too long ago.
Really?
Yeah, maybe like early this year.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
I mean, that's true.
In the grand scheme of watching P. Marevich highlights.
It's not very long ago.
Yeah.
I don't exactly do that on the regular.
Well, yeah, like January or something probably.
Okay.
P. Mavarvish level three.
Also, OG. Flash.
We are 10 days away from the end of the year.
You're right.
It's been a whole year since he's seen.
He said, yeah, I just saw it the end of the day.
I also thought the year ago.
It's so long ago.
I also don't know if it's January.
I just been early this year.
Oh, my God.
P. Mayer's level three.
Luca four?
You can say Steve and Ash at four.
Not flashy enough.
We need a jackass.
Luca probably the most talented jackass of all the time.
We need a jackass.
We go Luca or we go Curry.
We'll go Luca 4.
Okay.
So we got Rob Dillingham, Lamello Ball, Pete Marevich, Luca Donchich.
Okay.
That tracks.
Yeah.
Fares, solid.
Level four, we got Yokic.
How do we build up to Yokic?
Three, Shangoon.
Okay.
Okay, three, shangoon.
Two, subonis.
Maybe three, we go, like, a Hall of Famer that's not quite all-time great like he is.
Like, is Bill Walton three?
I got to get more napkins.
Snoddy ass.
So I'm thinking about like the passing Biggs
It's like it's Yokic
Walton
Shingun Arvita Sabonis people would say
Oh let's go Subonis 3
OG Sabonis 3
Arvitas 3
Shengun 2
Derek Queen 1
Derek Queen 1
Shout out Derek Queen
Yeah I like that
The newest baby Yokic
Yeah
Let's go to OG Sabonis
Not this new one
Yeah
Not the sequel
It doesn't live out to the hype
Not the too fast, too furious
Of the bonuses
Too bad
The money grab
That makes sense
That was the easiest one
Brony James at one
How do we evolve Ronnie?
Okay, number two
Deuce McBride
Okay, I was thinking
De Anthony Melton
We can go do some type of archetype
Okay
Dozen McBride
Level three
Avery Bradley
Drew Holiday
not that well that okay my question was is drew holiday three or four i think drew should be four i was
thinking drew holiday three gary peyton four if we're making level four like all-time grades
it's like brawny you know what brawny because milton becomes drew because gary patent
let's not put our limitations on brony okay yeah let's put gary pating that four well this isn't
exactly what he's going to become i guess man it's a archetype
ceiling is whatever you want it to be brony let's put gary patent that four all right you can set the bar
It's not about Frotty.
What's time to play?
I think that makes sense.
Yeah.
Ew.
Next up.
Cooper flag at level two.
All right.
So four Tatum, clearly.
Yeah, three or four.
Because who's a better version of...
Better version of Tatum?
So, well, do you go, like, Scotty Pippen three, Tatum four?
They're so close, I think they're same level.
So I think we pick one of Tatum or Pippin.
I think I'm fine with Tatum 4.
Then who's three?
Who's between Cooper Flag and Tatum?
I think Tatum might be level three,
but I don't know.
Who plays like Tatum in among the awesome grades?
It's just hard because Tateau.
Larry Bird?
Danny Granger.
Loki.
Cooper Flagg becomes Tadem becomes Bird.
Tatum,
a bird is such a,
it's different.
He is,
but also he's not like that.
I mean, he's a better passer,
like better shooter,
but also it's not that different.
Like, play making wings.
Like,
yeah,
but they're mad athletic.
Just put Bron at four
Looking at Bird
Bird.
Bird was athletic.
Burr could move
when he was young.
Bird wasn't a slouch.
He's not like Yokechard.
It wasn't a transition
even like these guys though.
I think he was but it's different
like it was like magic
like passing and stuff
but it's more like three man weave
type of fast breaks.
I think we go
Tatum Magic
Tatum Bird.
Tatum Bird.
No Tatum Brian.
Nah, not Brian.
Oh we could go Braun.
Tatum's like a playing
a wing now.
People were saying Cooper Flag
as a little little
old man Bronner? Okay, who's
level one?
You said Danny Granger.
Loki. Danny Granger, Cooper Flagg, Tatum, Braun.
Danny Granger was nice.
We can do that.
I know, I think level one should be someone
a little more entry level than Danny Granger.
Yeah, he was, average 20.
Yeah, he was all-star free or something.
So who's a power, who's a forward bench player
that can ball handle and pass a little bit?
Josh Hart.
Somebody bigger.
Isaac Bonga becomes Cooper Flores.
Like comes Jason Tateh becomes LeBron.
That's a hell of a leap.
That's a hell of a leap.
Yeah.
You're going to ruin people's day with that one.
Isaac Bongo it is.
All right.
Go ahead.
The Isaac Bonger to LeBron transformation is not as, oh my God.
People need understand.
There's a pipeline.
We see it.
Next up.
Steph Curry level four.
How did we get to Curry?
Three.
See, it sucks because he's also all time, but like three is Steve Nash.
Okay.
Okay, I was thinking Dane, but Steve Nash can make sense.
But, I don't know.
Dane, like...
I think, is Dane closer to Curry?
Because, like, neither one of them are, like, all-time great passers?
I think so.
Yeah.
We could go Dame three.
But Dame is also, like, obviously, Steph is, like, you know, up there.
Yeah.
I think it was a sizable difference to know, Dame level all-star and a Curry top ten all-time.
Yeah.
Do we go...
That's true.
Number two?
I mean, Dane was out of his score.
Let's do that.
55 in the playoffs.
He, but, I mean, that's a level three guy.
Tatum was level three.
I mean, Dame's not Tatum.
Who do you want to do at one?
Those first few games, Jared McCain last year?
Oh, no.
Seth Curry becomes Abdul,
because Damien Lillard becomes Steph Curry.
Number one, we could also say Cam Spencer.
He's looking different over there in Memphis.
We're not putting Cam Spencer on.
He looks, bro.
You are sleeping on Canstall.
The Curry Pipeline makes too much sense in my head.
You got to sleep.
We could get Cass Spencer, I guess.
Or we could put Seth.
That's what I said, Seth Curry.
all right sure
Seth Addoer Roof
Damon Lur and Curry
Alright
Next up
Cam Reddish
How does he evolve
This is the easiest
Right here
Okay tell me
Yeah
So level one
Cam Ramettus
Level two
Some moves a little bit better
Three and D probably
Three and D
Some do a little bit of everything
O'Michael bridge's action
Um
Nah not I think
Not Michael
A little less
A little more bucket brain
Yeah a little more
A little more of a driver
Less wiggle
Less wiggle more
is Andrew Wiggins somewhere on this
Yes, Andrew Wiggins is level two
He's very useful
He's level two cameras could have easily been someone
Like Wiggins so he's level two
He's two level three Paul George
Yeah
And then level four has to
Quay Leonard
Okay
Yeah level four has to be all time
Yeah okay Kauai
So Scottie Pippin I don't know
Could have put T-Mex somewhere in there too
If the NBA won't do it we will
We'll put in Kauai Leonard on suspension
We'll go Scotty Pippin at 4
We'll go
Cam Reddick, Andrew Wiggins, Paul George, Coddy Pippin.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so Cam Reddish becomes Andrew Wiggins, because Paul George, becomes Scotty Pippin.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
Next up, Janus at level three.
All right, let's think of different running dunk men.
Kevin Knox, level one.
Kevin Knox, oh.
Kevin Knox, level one.
Yeah.
Becomes.
Nah.
That one summer league was nice.
He got to be Kevin Knox.
Summerlee Kevin Knox specifically level one.
Well, no, because.
Kevin Knox was trying to shoot like that for real for real.
Because he,
because the donkey stuff stopped working.
Yeah.
But Summer League,
he was moving like that,
running in transition.
He was nasty.
He was crazy.
Summer League Kevin Knox,
who's level two?
Who's a good version of that?
Like a Jonathan Isaac maybe,
but pre-injury,
Jonathan Isaac,
we couldn't ever ball handle like that.
Somebody.
Oh.
Kevin Knox becomes Jalen Johnson,
becomes Janice,
becomes Wiltz.
Jalen Johnson.
We got to pick somebody
a little bit better than Kevin.
No, it's level one.
What do you mean?
Kevin Knox is so bad.
He was awful.
Fine, fine.
Coastis, Antenacombo
becomes Taylor Johnson,
becomes Janus,
becomes Wilts.
There we go.
You think Coltis has a better career
than Kevin Knox is so much rare
than Kevin Knox.
Yeah, come on now.
Kevin Knox is so bad.
He's traumatized.
He's so bad.
This is PTSD.
Shack at level four.
Who are the baby shacks?
Baby Shacks, baby Shacks.
Okay, so who's the worst baby Shack?
Entry level.
Okay, he's three big.
I think.
So if you guys,
that their whole thing is,
are bigger than you?
Boban becomes
Zach Edie becomes
who's level three?
Big Dunk Man.
Oh, Boban becomes Zach Edy,
becomes Dwight Howard,
becomes Shack.
Shack going to be mad.
Those are his comparisons?
He's like, yeah,
Shaq would want to put Dwight Howard at one.
True.
They fix the beef
now.
They fix the beef.
No, they haven't.
They're straight now.
They do a son out again.
It's, Shaq,
he's going to be mad for the rest of his life.
So, Dwight one.
Do you want to start with Darwin?
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do Shaq's list.
Yeah, from Shaq's perspective.
Okay, Shaq's perspective, Dwight's one.
Yokich is three, because he's better than Yokich's head.
Yes.
Who's two?
Like big country Reeves or something.
Oh, let's give me some.
Oh, no.
Bobo.
He loves Bobo.
He loves Bobo.
Is Shaq's mine is Dwight.
Bulbul, Yolk it, Shaq.
He was comparing Bobo to Wembe.
He was like, yeah, that guy could do the same thing.
Yeah, he was doing that after Wembe was already being like all sort of level.
Freak.
Next up.
Ron Art Test at level two.
Level one, Lou Dwart.
Or do we get worse?
Level one, Dylan Brooks.
I thought we had to go mental with this one.
Yes.
But Dylan Brooks is like, I guess we can go Dylan Brooks.
Delibrook's just, yeah.
Let's track who has like the eyes.
the tie girl four levels who's insane maybe i say a stewart level one no no no no he's he's
level two he's on our test level yeah okay fine he's he's real so i would i he was chasing lebron
with a bloodied face man he was a madman that's true yeah i we can go denham brooks one uh land steampson
was just funny he's just funny who else is a goon for three and four you go pill lamb beer kevin garnett
kevin garnett is four kevin garrette's four does gary peyton get in here at all
Is he a higher level of Goon to run our test?
What our test wasn't the malice?
I don't think so.
Honestly, this is super hard having run our test at two.
The level of Goon is already, like, we're already in like top five.
So we're really just making the top five.
Does Dremont deserve a spot here?
No.
Dremont, I think Dremont is level one.
He does.
He choked out Rudy Gaubert.
Do we forget about that?
He choked Rudy Gaubert?
For no reason.
Unprovoked.
Is your problem?
Rudy wasn't doing nothing.
You just soft school
Here's my chance
So we can go
Okay we'll go Dylan Brooks
Because he actually hasn't even done anything
And there's been moments where
The goon in him
Has been completely performative
Okay
Dylan Brooks art test
Garnett
Where else we're going
Rodman
Okay Rodman 3
Robin's an ultimate
No Robin's an ultimate goonet
Goon level three
Robin Goon level four
Okay
I like that.
Derek Rose level three.
How do we track
these athletic point guards?
Russell Westbrook has to be on here.
Is he four?
He might be four.
I think he's four.
I think Russell Westbrook
in terms of like that
like athletic poor guard.
That's kind of top.
Yeah.
Or is four LeBron James.
Can you play point guards?
I mean, look,
I mean.
No, no.
So we go Westbrook for
Penny Hardaway one or two.
I was like John Wall two.
Oh, working on that.
I was going to say,
Scoot Henderson, man.
Let's number one.
Something like that.
He's not even like that type of slasher.
I think level one should be someone
that only slashes,
but they're not that good
because all they can do is slash.
Oh.
No, not.
Because they also need to be able to dunk.
I'm okay with John Wall being two.
Okay, John Wall 2,
Russell Westbrook.
Who's the entry level
dunking point guard?
Dennis Smith Jr.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dennis Smith becomes John Wall
becomes Derek Rose becomes Russell Westbrook.
He was one of them once, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, there we go.
I was thinking Isaiah Collier at first.
He's like a driver.
But he doesn't dunk like that.
He's a big layup guy.
Yeah, he's not.
explosive. He is, but like groundbound. He's quick, but not
not jumpy. Okay, look at level three. James Hardin would be level four
or Brom would be four. Bitch, level two. Yeah, James Hardin would be
a little bit. I'm just
I'm just, he said, bitch, level two.
One guy is an MVP. I'm just saying, I'm just posing stuff. That is true. He
does have MVP. Fuck out. My face. I think Jim's Harvey probably level three
is maybe we can't include him. Same level.
Okay.
But Brown would be four.
Do you think he's more Braun or he think he's more bird?
I think he's more bird.
Bird?
Bird?
Is he bird?
Is it a bird?
Braun is it like a fess?
Or he's Jokic for it's the better version?
Yeah, because he would just be taller and he's...
Oh yeah, let's just do it taller and taller.
So Yokage is four, Luca three, Compazzo 1, Lamello 2.
So we get a little bit bigger every time.
Lamello 2.
Or no, Lamello's too tall.
Who's a 6-5 version of this?
They don't make 6-5.
versions of this it doesn't work yeah uh well fuck let's go height composo
hardin luka yokech okay all right fuck it
or like de lo hardin not capazzo's funny
compos just there bro composo harrid lucca jokic
like bro pablo prizioni who was running offense
he was out here oh my god josh giddy level two
come on now actually i think it's like the same height as lucca
guys big yeah he's like six seven next
up.
How to see
level one
Alex Caruso
do we want to do
defenders or do
do I want to do
iconic balls
or white balls?
I can't
think of the white balls
right now
yeah
okay
so we can go
defenders
all right
if Alex Caruso
that won
that's tough
this is all time
conversations
maybe just do
balls
just ball
players in general
yeah
let's open
it up
yeah
who's
spiritually
bodies Alice Caruso for whatever that means.
Okay, level two.
Derek White.
Has a little bit more on ball tops.
Are they different levels?
I think they are, yeah.
He, yeah.
Like prime Derek White?
Okay, champion should be a Derek White level two.
Yeah, like fantastic score.
Those guys are pretty close.
Same level of defense.
I think Derek was better.
I think Derek quite better.
But like a whole evolution better?
Probably not.
Yeah, I think that's a lateral.
If Alex Caruso could shoot 40% from three or I'll take him like,
like six of them a game, that's different.
Well, he's a better defender than Derek White.
So, like, it's a offsetting value.
It's a man can defend big.
This man put yoke's just a torture chamber with Chess help, but still.
I did see him.
No, it was one-on-one.
It was one-on-one. I saw it.
I was there.
Yeah, I was there.
We don't forget.
Never.
Can't forget.
Okay, so.
You let a 6-4, dude, lock you up, dude.
How's you better than Shaq?
Is Draymond level two?
Can be.
Or Robin level two?
Robbins level two.
Because of the offense?
Just like a bigger version of an even better defender.
Robin level two
and then level three
is somebody who can do
both sides of the ball
that crazy defender
yeah it would be like
Draymond
and then
four would just be like
oh you're Hakeem
what is that logic
how we get for Karusa
at Hakeem
because if we're talking about them
like getting better
then then we would get to Hakeem
if we're just talking about
different versions of that player
it's kind of hard to do that
because Caruso's already
one of like the better defenders
Caruso to Hakeem is hilarious
but you have nothing in common
bro he turned black he turned
7 foot he turned African and he's not bald
no one what the hell
Look at Carusana
We turned his ass up in every way
There we go
That's the last one
We change Alex Caruso's broke ass life
Completely right
Turn him into an MVP with sauce
Okay
Next thing we are going to do
We are going to react to your best NBA trade ideas for 2026.
I asked everybody in a community post, tell us trades they want to see happen.
We're going to decide if we want to see it happen or not.
Give it a yes or give it a no.
First off, MPJ to the Warriors for Kaminga pods and picks.
Yes.
Anything that gets Kaminga out of Golden State, yes.
He does not want to be there.
They don't want him there.
You got the owner sending out emails to fans talking about, you know, how bad the team is doing right now.
If MPJ, we've seen him be a good player on a winning team, get him over there,
Steve Curry's life.
Yes, he would change his light
to complete to the points
where they're still going to be
the seventh seat
in the Western Conference.
I don't know.
But that's better than what they are now.
MPJ is averaging like 27,
not dribbling at all,
just running off a screens,
jacking shots over people.
Who does that sound like?
Sounds like Prime Clay Thompson.
Mine is a defense.
Yeah, we can get there.
Sounds like we got another clay here
ready for him.
I would do this in a heartbeat.
Yeah,
they should have been done this trade already.
Yeah, we were talking a lot about teams
that you get MPJ.
Actually, this made me realize
the warrior you're in MPJ.
And it would be great
because then if you're comminga,
Commander.
Yeah.
And MPJ can, like, keep doing the stuff he's doing in that.
Like, he can average 25 next to career.
Jimmy Butler would be so happy to have someone like him by his side.
Take all the shots that I don't want to take.
Yes.
And Jimmy Bullock can average six points per game while MPJ averages 25.
He'd love it.
Yeah.
That's a dream come true for young James.
Next up.
Paul, George, and Jerry McCain and whatever picks needed for Lorry Marketing.
No.
You don't want to pair Lurie marketing with Tidecone with Edgecombe and Maxie?
Well, I don't understand why you'd want to give up your picks.
I wouldn't want to do that for somebody.
Because Lorry is a dog.
He's a dog.
He's a dog.
Do I want to spend $120 million on Lowry Marketing and Joel and Bede?
Probably not.
Yeah, no.
I mean, you spend that now on Paul George and Joelle and Bede.
This is better.
I know, but now I have to give a Picks and Jeremy King?
No, I ain't doing it.
Picks and Sunshine?
No, I'm not doing that.
I can't lose my sunshine.
I can't do it.
That's worth like an extra $40 million of cap space.
Exactly.
This is why I'm saying no immediately.
People don't factor in sunshine enough and vibes into the equation.
This is a real, like, pinnical piece to team building.
That's what I'm saying.
It's part of the.
trade exception. I do think it would make sense to try to do Jeremy Canaan picks to a team that
gives you a forward to fit Maxie and Edgecombe better. I wouldn't hate this depending on what the
pick compensation looks like. Also, but it's also, it's the jazz, man. You take Paul Georgian picks
and you would take whatever I give you. What the fuck? But like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, no, but
like you're also taking, I'm going to give you the opportunity to have picks and to get off of
or to, you know, take this contract. Well, picks is a vague statement. No, that could be three or it could be
one if it's like mccain one first one swap in two seconds i mean yeah like i'm not gonna hit
him with like the lakers like oh i give you d low and a pig like it'll be a little bit more
extensive than that but you once again you will take what i give you and that's it and you'll be
happy about it i'm not negotiating with with danny ain't you'll take my bullshit and you'll like it
danald next up marketing to the pistons for harris ivy and three first three first is a lot man
You know, Larry Markins an All-Star.
Fixes their shooting.
He's an All-Star who we haven't seen in the playoffs yet, though.
Harris, obviously he replaced Harris.
They've been working fine without Ivy, so I think that's not that big of a difference.
It's like replacing Harris in the rotation with Lowry.
That might be worth three first.
If I can do two first round picks instead of three, I do it.
Three's a lot, bro.
Three's a lot plus Ivy, which...
Who knows?
I don't think he's in nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah, two first-on picks, we got a deal.
I think obviously everyone talks about Larry to the Pistons for good goddamn reason.
It'd be beautiful.
It would make all the,
it would make Duren and Assar so much more filthy of slasher's with Lowry running off the screens drawing attention.
If this is to happen,
I'm solidifying them to be a final team in the Western Conference.
They're making the finals.
They're not better than the next.
If they get Larry.
Larry is putting his finished nuts on Odie's forehead.
Why?
Fine, fine, Mikel's forehead.
Not to win.
Janus for Jalen Dern
Asar Thompson
and a 2029 first round pick
No
No
Now I said no at first
But think about it
The Jalen Duren ascension
It's like oh cool
Their new building block
Kind of gives them perfect ammo
For Yannis
If maybe the bucks
And sell themselves on Duren
Kaden Duren
I mean Kaden Yannis
Maybe we can make something happen
I'll give you another first
If you let us keep
Asar Thompson
Can't happen
Because keep on
You also have Isaiah Stewart
Who can space the floor
For Yonis
That's kind of filthy
I can't I don't want to mess up the chemistry over there in Detroit I'm not I'm not giving up a
sorry I'm not doing it I'll give you another first round pick but I have to keep him okay
I snatched a phone from him but yeah I'm giving you a sorry yeah no fuck out of here
sorry it's hard you're a great defender for yannis salute yeah I can find another elite
defender in the next year's draft class where I got Ron Hall waiting yeah my resume is going
out to the other 2018 give me a new job clearly not respected in this organization I
I think if you believe Jalen Duren is going to be this like superstar big, maybe
you just keep him and roll with your depth.
But I kind of buy that.
Maybe he's a good trade chip and Yonis and Kate with the five men that can space.
Again, letting go Dern like just as he's like starting to send this feels like bad process.
I sure, but except it's Yonis.
It is Yonis.
It's Yonis.
Ultimately.
He just got good, man.
You just lost like 26, 27 games in a row two years ago.
Or I stay up.
I can keep my pick.
I can keep my young stars and we just keep building.
and the bucks who are in our same conference.
Yeah, y'all go figure that out for yourselves.
Great.
And then you lose to the Knicks
and you never have another chance
as good as this year.
Then what?
Damn, I should have had Giannis instead of a SAR.
Brother, we're hooping right now.
If you're the pissings, I'm hooping.
I'm hooping. I'm having my young core.
I'm doing whatever.
Okay.
Orlando trades Franz, Mo Wagner,
and a pick for Donovan Mitchell.
The hell no.
If I think about this, I don't know,
the cabs might blow it up.
If they decide to get rid of Donovan Mitchell,
you pair Donovan Mitchell with Palo,
better fit.
see if this was like trade paolo and a pick that i'd be like yeah but you can't they have to try
to keep palo he's their guy de mitch can maybe make paolo's life easier and now this is where in
the front office we have those conversations of it's palo really our guy is franz our guy and then
we trade palo but now who is the fuck is donovan mitchell's our guy and franz fits him really
well exactly i mean my bad my bad my bad Donald mitch is our guy and power can be a little bit better
as a second option maybe.
We have defenders and spacers
and then Franz can go pair
up at Evan Mobley and be awesome.
So that means you're gonna have
Donovan Mitch that point guard
and doesn't, or that's a bunch
of logged in him.
I can't do it.
Because there's Suggs is there still too
and doesn't do it.
Bainz is there.
Bainz of three? You still have Pallelor,
you're still a big team.
I'm not doing this.
Yeah, I can't do it.
I'm not trading Franz right now.
Yeah, I don't want to change
trade fronds.
Okay.
Yeah, we either trade in Palo right now
if we like want to really,
really blow it up and do everything
or we're not making the trade out.
I would only do this if Farms is, like, a disappointment.
Currently, he's far from that right now.
Okay, okay.
Write it out.
Lamello to the Wizards for C.J. McCollum, A.J. Johnson, and a pick.
What are we doing?
If I'm the Wizards?
What are we doing?
If I'm the Wizards, yes.
Why not?
Like, I'm offering this.
If I'm the Hornets, don't call my phone.
What is this?
This is foolishness.
I'm reporting you to the league.
I'm telling him, yo, some who are you getting out my number?
I don't know what's going on.
Yeah.
I think they could sell on LaMello if they wanted to.
Not for this.
like into the wizard's like what do you expect to be doing like a good trade obviously but it's
like why do you want to do this to yourself well look for the wizards maybe like i'm gonna try
and get camboosur in the draft this year and they get that guy paramil lamello i can start being
good next year with insert star player saar and lamello start being good and lamello in the same
conversation just hasn't been a real thing boozer sar and lemlo might be filthy i'm not gonna lie but
kishon george in the middle that might be on to something if they get a top three pick maybe
but i don't know man but yeah if you're if you're the hornets fuck out of my face
Jeremy Sohan plus Olinic
And two first-on picks
For Trey Murphy
Two first for Murphy
Are you selling
For the Pelicans
Yeah
Yes
Selling him so fast
Quick
Trey Murphy next to Wemby
And all those guards
Kind of would work
They need a wing of the future
That's a perfect fit
I love Harrison Barnes
He's shooting like a million percent
From the three point line right now
But you were not Trey Murphy
And Harrison Barnes shooting a million percent
From three point line
It's so big for them
As soon as that HGcliff hits
And he shoots
35% instead of a million
you're going to want a Trey Murphy.
Yeah, exactly.
That gives you so much more versatility
offensively too.
Yeah, you can maintain the identity
that's working now with Barnes
would be a little more dynamic.
Trey Murphy would be perfect.
Yeah,
another someone who would be
an elite spacer in this ecosystem too.
Yeah, let's do it.
Fox Castle, Murphy, Wendy.
And then you casually have a cell
and fucking Harper on your second unit
with another seven footer,
championship time.
Yeah, we're talking.
I don't know about championship time,
but they'd be really good.
Let's call it in.
Let's talk.
I honestly, this seems kind of realistic.
I can see this.
Luca for A.D. Max Christie and one first round pick.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, this seems fair.
What if that first round pick was, would you do if it was for Cooper Flag?
So for, so Luca for AD Cooper Flagg and Max Christie?
Yes. Would you do that?
I mean, Cooper Flag is already a top 45 player.
Would you do? That's actually interesting.
You're telling me I can trade Luca for two top 50 guys?
Not doing it
Might have to do
I have to get on that
Yeah
And the third
In Cooper Flag
And Max Chrissy
Top 50 obviously
Yeah
If he's a Zubatch
The Celtics
For Anthony Simons
And two first-on picks
In a swap
True
I think capitalizes
It's name like that
Big boy
So Zubotch
All caps when you say the name
I don't think
The MF Doom
Yeah
I don't think the clippers
Are that
Dipper's are that dumb
To do something like that
Anthony Simons
You think it's dumb
Two first time picks
In a swap for Zubach
When they got
Blow it up
They need all the picks
They can get
Well the clippers
I don't know if they're that dumb to do all that for someone like Simons.
I don't think it's dumb.
It's not about Simons.
That's just salary.
Two firsts in a swap for Zubatch is not bad.
They got to blow it up.
They're nothing going for him.
Actually, it's not terrible.
We could get some draft capital back and have the rebuild potential.
I mean, I'm going to say no because I can't have the Celtics do this.
They're going to win the championship.
They get Zubach.
If they got Zubach, then you have Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum, another year, Derek White.
And Jordan Walsh, those three wings with Zubach.
You're huge.
Yeah, nah.
Now, we can't allow this tab.
We need the Celtics not to have a big.
that can have a fatal flaw.
Otherwise, we're going to see green hoisting the trophy again.
I told you it can't happen.
It's not a good trade.
Can't happen.
Bad for the week.
And I will say,
Lawrence Frank,
if you do this,
this is worse than the cap evasion.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Lamello ball for me.
I will also not play NBA basketball
and I will do it for considerably less.
Fair trade.
Be at the games.
I think tuck jumps is what the hornets need.
Court side seats all the time.
Fair game.
Yeah, he's living.
Clean the books.
Free showers.
Yeah, he's living.
I'll do it for less than the vet minimum.
Unlimited Gatorade.
Shit, sign me up.
We'll do the opposite of the caps of a convention.
I'll take less than you're allowed to give me.
Shit, I might pay you $5 a month.
Let's do it.
Would you pay $5 to be a hawk for the year?
Of course it would.
Are you crazy?
I'll pay $5 every single day.
What's the most you would pay to be recognized as an Atlanta Hulk?
I'll pay $5 every single day.
To be recognized to just be like a part of the start a lot.
I would do it.
Yes.
Absolutely.
What's the most I'll pay?
Yeah, like they
40K
Yeah, like what you said
They have the start line up
And then they have like
Like the fan of the whatever
And it's your picture
40K just for 40 wins
It's too much
I ain't doing it
Hell no
I do like 20
I mean that'd be a good
I mean
If you want to get meddle with it
That'd be a good business investment
Channel's gonna go crazy
If you're on the Hawks
Who is tuning into the Hawks for
I don't know
We as a business
We as a business will pay 40K
To get you on the Hawks
I promise I promise
That's a right off
For the Hawks
So who's watching the Hawks?
It's not good marketing.
Have you seen our attendance this year?
I will get those TikTok videos in the locker room.
Janis for Stefan Castle, Sohan, Barnes, and two firsts.
Stefan Castle's hard to give up on right now.
So basically, Janice for Castle and two first-home picks.
Yeah, so do you want to see that?
Are these too good?
They don't need to make a trade, or do you still want to see Janus and Winby play together?
I don't think I would do it because Stefan Castle's development over the last.
what, 10 games or so
has shown that he has elite skills
that could translate into all-star things
and I've had that on one side
Dylan Harper who feels like a lot to be an all-star
current All-Star and something like Deerrin Fox 2
I'm not touching on.
Imagine you can have Deeran Fox 2, Harper 2,
Fasel 2, Yonnes
Atenacou and Wendy.
I'm not doing it. Yonis is tough, man.
We're going to take these two first-round picks
and I'd rather do
the Trey Murphy deal than this.
If you're the spurs.
Okay.
So you want to maintain your identity
and add one more piece
that can fit in that
and not change our love for you on us?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a lot.
We can get there.
Okay.
Anthony Davis back to New Orleans
for Zion Alvarado
two second rounders.
Nope, nope, nope,
no. Anything that involves
trading for Zion where my team
is inheriting Zion Williamson,
we are not doing it.
Bad for the future,
bad for the bloodline.
I'm not doing it.
Why are you trading Jose Alvarado,
man?
For what?
Yeah,
what do you say fucking for?
Yeah.
He's a heart of your team,
but y'all got nothing going on
without Jose.
Do you want to see AD go back to New Orleans?
Pay him up with Derrick Queen?
Actually, I would love to see that duo.
I would love to see it.
I'd be okay with seeing it.
It'd be like a good,
a good heartfelt story.
I'd be all right.
Look at AD going ahead.
I don't know if I'd like to see AD in another big period.
That is a,
AD going back to New Orleans is a cut scene in two cases.
And I'm looking at it for five seconds and I'm a hold egg.
I'm going to skip it.
That's a punishment for Anthony Davis.
Why are you sending him back to the worst franchise in the league?
What do you do to deserve this?
nothing not a damn thing you know how mad i would be if i was playing for the lakers and then
in two years i'm on the pelicans you're back in leagin against my will i'm so mad i'm retiring
tank commander zion to sacramento for demar a second round pick and a half a cannapringles
you didn't even hear about the half a cana fringles i one if we can get zion out of here i'm
with that if you're sacramento you got to do something let's just switch it up zion and subonis
duo, kill me. You lose
nothing. Both of these two teams
don't lose nothing and they don't gain nothing. No, you lose
me. I said, kill me. I'm
not watching Zion and Sabonis play together.
You are nothing. We lose nothing.
Big three of Levine, Zion
Sabonis? End me now.
I refuse.
I'll watch Zero Kings basketball.
They could make a push towards the playing.
Hardly. We need to detonate
the ones of the conference. That's the case.
That's the 12 seats.
Lamello in a 2026 first round pick for Trey young
I'm not trading Lamello for small Lamello
Why are we doing this?
What's the point?
This is a lose-lose trade
Actually you get a Lamello in a first
2026 first this coming draft
Get the Hornets pick if it's unprotected
Oh yeah
I'm gonna trade the unprotected hornets pick alone for Trey
Give me the pick
Goodbye Trey
The pick and Jalen Johnson
That's our future
Because then we'd have the Pellicans pick
Plus the Hornets pick
Plus Jalen Johnson
Oh we can cook
You know what that means?
I mean, do you have Janus?
Facts.
Exactly.
We read out that pick with the other stuff.
We get Janice and Jalen Johnson together.
Oh my goodness.
If the bugs, if you told the bugs right now,
hey, you can have the Pelicans pick and the Hornets pick for Yonis.
To start your rebuild for Yannis.
And research age is because they would pack Yonis's bags.
Yep.
Let's do it immediately.
What I'm hearing is we do this, everybody wins except for the Hornets who gets right young
let one less pick.
Let's do it.
Trey Young con can't nipple?
Lamello and Jock get swapped.
No.
Who wins?
Hell no
Nobody
We win
Because we get to make a video
Reacting to it
Because it'd be funny
Because everybody loses
That is true
This this might be
One of the
YouTubers
Win everybody else loses
One of the worst
What is Lamello
Doing and
Actually no
Honestly the Grisys
Win
The Gris have a pretty
Good Supporting cast
Right now
But their star
Is playing like shit
If you get them
Like is Lamello
Just like his regular
And like the coaching staff
Gets gets a better
defensive effort out of him
The Grizes
Might win the trade
Asking Lamelo to be
Regular is like
As like asking
The Sun to be out
24-7
Lemill can shoot at least
Well, technically the sun
The low key
The Grizzies win the straight
Pretty easily actually
With the level of Jaws currently playing
And the availability of job
I don't have Lamello
Than John on my team right now
But I guess whatever that is
I can at least bet on
There's some upsides
Still with Lamello
I'm worried that
Like all we can hope for
For Jha is to get back
To where we've been
The past few years
Which isn't even that exceptional
The heat get Janus
And the bucks get Hero
Wiggins, Kalil
And a few first round picks
Just a few
I need to find a few
That's a lot for Janus.
We're not doing that.
We've got Norman Powell, Janus, Bam out of bio.
A lot of your depth has gone.
Losing out on Wiggins hurts.
I don't want that.
That hurts.
Baming, Yannis is playing volleyball at the end.
Nah, I'm good.
Honestly? I'm okay.
Hero, Wiggins, and Ware.
You probably flip Wiggins again for more picks.
So you get Hero, Ware, and like three or four first round picks.
I can rock with that if I'm on the books.
Yeah, if I'm on the bucks, I'm doing this in a heartbeat.
Absolutely.
This is one of the best, like, assets that you would get.
I'm gonna let hero come be my great white hope
prop him up as a new star Milwaukee
I think he's from Wisconsin too as well
correct perfect I think I do this for the bucks
if I'm the heat but yeah you think
he wants to go back to Wisconsin probably not
he's lived in Miami his whole NBA
career yeah I probably wants to go like Memphis
or something Zion Williams
into the Warriors for Kaminga Quentin Post
Al Horford in a first round pick
Here what they had was already better
I'm just ready get him away from step
please no don't let him breathe
the step step right now might not even have a problem with zion if this if they are talking about
this trade get the restraining order have them 50 feet away don't don't step near wardell don't get
near the warriors you cannot be within two stop signs of the stadium i don't know if jemont
do not do this this also just a lot for zion yeah i don't know if brer jama would not like this trade
at all bro he would fucking hate someone like zion
They couldn't play together either.
Well, I see they could.
The same way they've been like, I can fix him for Kaminga.
Imagine the amount of I can fix them for Zion.
Yeah.
Jimmy Butler and Draymond would band together, try to make him be great.
And he'd come and he'd miss a practice and he'd be lazy on defense and they'd want to
throw him over the plane.
Yeah, no, it'll be ramps.
It would turn so quick.
Zahler will be getting D&Ps over there.
Oh, Steve Kerr would hate him.
Jackass, yeah.
Steve Kerr would hate his ass.
He'd be happy to give him DMPs.
Oh, it makes you fair happy.
And that's the last one.
That's funny.
next thing we are going to do
we're going to do something that we did
on house call
check it out our NFL show
we are going to blind rank
NBA players from this website
blind rank.net
we have a tab with 2000s players
and a tab with current NBA players
but we're not just going to blind rank these players
I have 10 categories
for us to blind rank them in
so every set we see
we're going to do the different category
we're going to start off
current NBA players
category one
players you let date your daughter
first up we got Kyle Kuzma
five
four just because
I feel like there might be
worse people
yeah this is come back
to the NBA right now
so I guess we go four
like Cozman's an airhead
okay right
actually no I'm not gonna like
Kuzma 5
I'm talking about
I'm talking myself
through right now
Kuzma's five
Kuzma get paid
As long as Miles
Bridge doesn't pop up
I think we go Kuzmo at 5
let's I don't know
I think you might be safe
at 4
you're right
he's not that bad
okay we'll go four
LeBron James
one
how old is my daughter
I don't want a weird age gap
but
let's assume
I assume it doesn't matter
Yeah
One yeah one one
I'd like to have my daughter
Marry a billionaire
That'd be sick
Generational will
It's a hypothetical daughter
We don't have to
Yeah
Why not?
Hell yeah
Zyle Lipson
That's what I said
Five
You're right
Kuzma my bad
He ain't gonna be there
Forever
Ronis
Three
He would be four
But
Let's put him three
Three
He would
Yeah
I don't want that guy
No, Kuzma remains four.
Oh, no.
Yonis would be embarrassing.
You got to hear more about Kyle Kuzma.
You got to hear about Yonaz.
You heard about Yon and you just forgot.
Anthony Davis, too.
Okay.
I like this.
Yeah.
That's fair.
I think we got it perfect.
Okay.
That's fair.
Yonast three.
Can you imagine being on your phone one day as a father and you say, y'all has said,
what about my, no, man, come on now.
Can you imagine see Kuzma's Instagram stories?
Oh, good Lord.
He said, what about RFK?
Okay, next up, we're going to do NBA players in the 2000s.
Okay.
Which this category is, you know, y'all just will fucking kill you, bro.
What?
Bring you in all your brothers, Russ, rap.
Come on now.
I can't see that.
Hell no.
Category two, players, you want to build a franchise around.
All right, four.
Carlton Towns up first.
You can do worse
For it's good
Yeah you can do worse
But among star players
You really can't do that much worse
Yeah, four is good
Four
He's movable
Joelle and Bede
Five
Okay, let's say
But if it's early Joel and Bede
I got five years
I'm being an MVP
Before it fell apart
I'll take that over cat
But just never
Yeah I'll take that over cat
But we'll go three
Because there's probably
Two more reliable players
Okay
We got five years at MVP basketball
You did win an MVP you're right
Yeah
Several runner-ups
Yeah give me that for sure
Chris Bosch
That's five
He's pretty similar to Kat, I think
You wanted to be your second and third star
You don't want to build around him per se
Five is
Yeah I mean they only made the playoffs like
A couple times
Yeah, he was in Toronto
Yeah
Pretty mid, let's go five
Yeah so again
Also an all-star
Pretty similar to Connie Towns I think
Top two, Blake Griffin
Two
Okay, we can live with that
Yeah, as long as you get like another point guard
In there you can make some runs
Yeah, we get one of the greatest
Point Guards of all time
We can make zero conference finals
Level 1, Marcusal
Your franchise would be stable
You will be stable
You'll have no drama
Everybody will show up to work
Every single day
That's what I need
This is the most
franchise players available
This is pretty big
You can make a conference finals
With Mark Gassall
This is true
You can't make a conference finals
With Joel and B
We can find him
My Connolly
They're around
Okay next up
Back to current players
Players
You want taking the last shot
Zion 5
Yeah, Zion up first.
Taking the last shot.
Five.
What if there's like a bum on here?
He hasn't been efficient.
Let's say four.
Yeah, I'm thinking four.
Maybe there's a bum.
Maybe you're someone who can't shoot.
Yeah, let's say four.
He can't shoot.
Zon can get to the rim.
He'll get to the rim.
He'll at least get, like, filed.
Yeah, he might get fouled.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm making him, but we'll go for it.
Anthony Davis.
Can't be much higher three.
Three?
Current day, Anthony Davis, that's that three.
Current day, AD, probably five, but probably.
We'll go three.
Yeah.
Well, out of respect.
Out of respect for 2020
Jalen Brown
Two
Two I'm pretty comfortable
This is a shot
Yeah too
I'm cool with that
It's not like it's a superstar
But I'm comfortable with that
He's mad efficient this year
Let's do too
Bam out of bio
Five
Hell no
Don't put the ball
Near his hands
Let him get the game saving
Block and then give the ball
At Tyler here
Yeah
You can pass
The game saving block
Get a nice offensive
rebound but
You can be inbound
And Jamal Murray won
Perfect
Easy
Nailed this
That's exactly
If I want out of this five
He's hit game winners
That made me
Have Nightmheres at night
as a Lakers fan.
I just saw the clip the other day.
Yeah, don't talk about it again.
Mad clutch.
No more talking about it.
Don't let me hear anything about that clip.
It is crazy.
Back to 2000s players.
Bro,
they got sweat.
I don't want to hear about it.
It's disgusting, man.
Players I could go pro in another sport.
First off on Marcus Aldridge.
Five.
What is he doing in another sport?
Golly, maybe.
Hockey?
No, I don't think he can't move like that.
No.
What else is the other than a judge are needed by a goalie.
I don't even know.
You got to be mad food.
I'm very, very quick.
You're standing right there.
You don't move?
You have to be very quick.
Yeah, yeah, reflexes.
Okay, did it?
Five, five.
He's the worst.
Can you play water polo?
You need to be tall for that.
I don't know.
You do.
I don't know.
Is there pro water polo?
It's just like Olympics.
Olympics?
Five.
Next up.
Ben Wallace.
Yes.
Defensive end?
Probably.
Yeah.
That's Ed Too Tall Jones.
Yeah, because he wasn't, because he, he was an undersized center.
So you could just be a really, really big football player.
Yeah.
Ed, Two, Tall Jones was a 6-9 defensive end.
That's Ben Wallace.
Exactly. You put some, some creatine and protein shakes on this thing?
Two?
Okay.
Two.
Yeah.
Why not?
Powell Gasol for a big slow basketball player, seven footer?
You're not playing any other sports foot.
He's playing water polo.
Yeah, he only had one option.
Yeah, maybe the ping pong tables.
I think those got got to be small.
Okay.
Chris Paul.
One.
Yeah, I think you play so many different sports.
Chris Ball could be a corner for sure.
Yeah, young Chris Paul, when he could, like, actually move.
Mm-hmm.
Smart guy.
But he's like 5-11.
Yeah, that's a corner.
If you train him for like two years, he could play soccer.
Probably.
Yeah, he's smart.
Okay, Chris Ball number one.
Chris Ball can play baseball too.
He can be a shortstop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Okay.
I think you play tennis too if you really wanted to.
Is he Mookie bets?
Loki.
Loki.
Clay Thompson number three.
All right.
Yeah, I think, you know, and that's fair.
Clay can be a possession receiver, maybe a tight end.
I was thinking he would tie it in.
I think Clay Thompson can do whatever.
he puts his mind to
nice I like Clayton
I think he could do that okay
we'll bet all the personalities
okay next up we got
how good they be as a lead
in a romantic comedy movie
oh shit okay
we gotta do that
what's gonna say
one I see
he's one he's one
he's kind of getting up there
he does a little will they won't
they in the media would age
pretending they're not together for a while
maybe he has a little charisma to him
he has to be top three
Barry right the middle right right
maybe you can do a little bit
sleeper for one though
McHale Bridges
four four
yeah it's not bad
I don't think you're next
charismatic
cool dude I mean
a lead
yeah he probably can't
can be the lead
yeah say four
he can be the like
he can be the little best friend
that cares so much about his job
and you want to get him out at night
he's like now I gotta go to work
but he can't be the lead
okay
Jared Jackson Jr
he's pretty charismatic
I mean if it's got to be two or
I'd probably rather do two, I guess.
Really?
I mean, I don't know.
Do you want to lead the last two open?
I think I'd be okay with him at five.
Yeah, I don't know if he was like that.
We should have a bandman one.
Five.
I haven't seen the audition tape.
Joelle and Bede.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah, yeah.
This is a real movie.
Let's go to.
This is cinema.
Let's go.
He's perfect for romantic comedy.
We can put him at one low key.
Fuck it, one.
Romantic comedy?
Hell yeah.
Jeremy Grant at two.
I guess.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah.
Sure.
I have no idea
How is this movie selling on right now
Can Jeremy Grant act
And sell me on the power of instant romance
Jeremy Grant is sorry
You know what
He sets like an unknown
And he can show up and surprise you
Like he's not typecaste
Yeah, okay
It's a blank slate
Next up
Which players rank the highest all time
Hmm
Okay
Very simple.
Lamarcus Aldridge.
Five.
You assume there's four other stars on here?
I guess so, but I mean, this is not like a top 100 player of all time.
Yeah, never want an MVP.
Is he top 150 player of all time?
I don't know.
Fucking, you think I've ranked that for?
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe.
He might not be a top 200 player.
No, I think you probably have a lot of 200.
He is.
200?
Russell Westbrook.
Could do three or four.
Three is probably safe.
Okay.
Three is a good number for an MVP.
He was a, he was a NBA 75, right?
Russ?
No.
I don't remember.
It wasn't
MVP?
No, no.
That's actually really
interesting.
I never thought about that.
Because Kyrie,
how could Kyrie make in about Russ?
Carrie didn't make it.
Damien Lloyd and Anthony Davis
are the worst,
like, new players that made it.
That's weird.
That's kind of crazy that Russ didn't make.
Well, let me make sure
I'm not saying bullshit.
He might have made it.
Yeah, I think he's like
he's an MVP.
Yeah, an MVP of the lead
doesn't make the top 75?
Yeah, I think Russ would have made it.
Maybe, maybe I'm wrong.
Let me see.
Did he make it?
Oh, yes.
see what he did he did make it okay okay so yeah so i'll say three yeah three yeah three okay
top 75 player of all time number three Dwight Howard right on that line yeah four kind of the
same as Russ I guess we go for just to say the top two spots more yeah just keep the top two
spots open next up Chris Paul that's right there two do we go two and hope you have a legend
yeah yeah throw the dice or do you go one and hedge our bets let's do two okay please be a legend
number one
LeBron James
Look at perfect
He never let us down
Glorious victory
Look at your chest
Look at your arms
Look at your legs
Where else
He never lets us down
My sunshine
Head to toe
Calm down
You said what else
Next up
We're going back to current day players
Nasty
Raint these guys
Category of Blind Ranking
ORA
Who has the most aura
First off I got Brandon Ingram
Don't sleep
Oh don't sleep
I said four
Don't sleep
You're saying three
It's four three
I would say four
Nice a pineapple expressora
Four on more tame side
We could do four
Okay
Yeah let's just be conservative
This is the personnel
To be top three
But you know
He's a little
Noshal on it
He got shit going on man
Luca Donchich
Two
What does he have
Uh
Just fire you up
Fired up white boy
I guess
Is that one
Listen, that resonates with a lot of people.
That resonates with most of America.
I'll say two, two.
He has so much or he has so much fired up whiteboard aura
that most of America thinks he's better than Shea.
Two, two.
Two.
Next up, Desmond Bain, five.
Five.
What or does he have?
Fucking, the kid in detention, he keeps punching the wall.
Yeah, well.
Punching holes in drywall.
He's still on the hate watch list.
So five.
Next up.
Kauai Leonard.
Three.
Kauai is speak at ORA.
I guess, but I'd rather him go below, Lucas, than above.
Yeah, because Kauai has the, like, I'm not really trying.
I don't want to be any of this.
King nonchalant.
Yeah, that's, but it's a cool nonchalant.
It's a boring nonchalant.
No, he ate a whole brand off of being boring, though.
It's a good brand.
Pre-investigation, I can see people saying, like, oh, it's not bad.
It's a high brand.
That's three.
Okay.
Number one.
Julius Randall, let's go.
Big Swall aura.
dubious handle
oh this stinks
oh we should have
put co I went ah the stinks
I'll take it what I'll take it
what's like instarational about Julius
Randall like what's like oh man he's so
tough I don't know but I'll take it
oh man like how we put it on like
nice family man yeah family man
next category how
how well you think they can dance
oh okay it's easy five
Carlis he can't move his hips
five he can't move his at all
but he is Dominican though so you should know
oh shit you're right
You should know a little something.
It's a very like...
I think it used to be four.
I'm just in place.
I'm not going all around the dance floor.
I'm going to stay right here in my box in the pocket.
That's all that matters sometimes.
Okay, four.
Four.
Four.
We can do worse.
Next up, Luca Donchich.
Five.
Five, I can't lie.
I mean, listen, what are they doing out there in Slovenia?
I have no clue.
Are they moving like that?
I don't know.
I assume Eastern Europeans don't dance.
I assume they just wear coats.
See, that's what I'm saying.
That's a misconception because they also party.
They do party out there.
Yeah.
I picture
everybody that's like
Eastern European
Renaissance Festival
like I just I just
picture of all
like hold a hand
doing like a line dance
in the circle
that's ridiculous
the image
that's ridiculous
I'm sorry
that's what I think
five
that's what I think
that's my truth
I'm sticking to it
just eating mad mutton chops
like
Jaylon Brunson
I think he's probably too cool
to dance
he probably thinks
he'd just be in the corner
just bobbing his head
yeah he takes stuff
too seriously to dance
yeah he's thinking he's sorry
So three, he should be lower.
He might be the...
He hit you with a nice one of these.
He just not bothered up.
I can't even imagine that, man.
He goes to the club, shoulders against the wall, leg kicked up, posted.
Yeah, exactly.
He's not dancing.
Yeah, three.
Brandon Ingram.
I guess, too, I suppose.
He is not dancing.
His ass is not moving.
Number one, Kevin Durantz.
I think Katie, he can look.
He pulled some shit off.
Oh, we've seen him dance.
Yeah, that one.
He even clicking his knees together.
move.
He is one.
This is very fitting.
Okay.
There we go.
Okay.
So,
honestly,
it's Kevin Rand and four dudes
who don't dance.
I know for a fact,
don't dance.
But Brandon Ingram's kind of crazy
because, like,
if he,
like,
if he was an all-star
and they,
like,
introduced him in the warm-ups
or whatever,
and he just, like,
hit a pin drop.
Like,
I feel like
Brandon Ingram has,
like, one move.
That's, like,
a party trick in his bag.
I doubt it.
Next one.
How fun they are to watch.
First off, Shaq.
Damn, there are one.
One or two.
If you want to save one, I get it.
We never start with one.
I think we start with one.
Yeah, let's do one.
That's just fucking have to sit the bar.
Yeah, why not?
Tim Duncan, fun to watch?
Fun?
Probably three or four?
Four?
Probably more fun.
Yeah.
Four.
Even peak Tim.
I'm totally fun.
I mean, it's fun for like nerds that like appreciate helpside defense.
But like, even at his best, the league as a whole in the style of basketball.
that they were playing wasn't super like fun and open yeah we go for so Kevin
Garnett two two or three three only in terms of style of play only marginally more fun
than Tim Duncan but he's insane and we'll scream at people so that's more fun exactly he's
talking shit whoa damy Lillard probably two two two he's two to two for sure easily to
bubble dame that's one of the most fun experience I've ever had watching basketball easily
too and number five Paul Pierce perfect makes sense per I mean maybe he's a little more fun than
Yeah, Paul Pierce to get his bag off.
Kind of.
It was like, yeah, I'm cool with this.
Okay.
It's not bad.
It's a good list.
I think that's, we nailed it.
And last one, how funny they are.
Going back to current day players, Desmond Bain.
He's hilarious in the worst way.
In a way that like, it's very dangerous.
Yeah, yeah.
In the way that your crazy cousin who doesn't, you don't like him come around at Christmas,
the way that he's funny.
Yeah.
Because you again, will punch the drywall.
Like if you ask, if you see me come up on the show and like, did you see what does
Desmond Bain did
and like I start chuckling
Terrible
Oh my God
Who did he knock knock out this week?
Yeah
I think it's three
We'll go three
Okay nice and even
Next up
Drew Holiday
Not funny five
Not funny at all
Does he ever told a joke
Yeah
Scotty Barnes one
One
One
Y'all got it
One
Yes
Hell yeah
One
Bam out of bio four
Yeah
He's not
He's not out there
Trying to make people
laugh at him
Yeah
yeah
He's real comic collected.
Number two, Jaron Jackson Jr., I guess.
You can have it.
You guys know he had 12 rebounds the other day?
Are you serious?
I swear to God, I'm not lying there.
It's a Christmas miracle.
I swear to God he had 12 rebounds.
He's a Christmas miracle.
That's crazy.
I saw somebody quote tweet a tweet about, like, with his stats, and he was like,
he had how many rebounds?
I was like, this is crazy.
He's 6'10.
Yeah, he got the whole world sucked.
We should not be patronizing.
Last thing we're going to do, an extra long tick
talk time for Christmas, we're going to play
the forehead game. I missed.
These things are not aerodynamic at all.
That thing came out so flimsy.
You guys know what this works?
We're going to play NBA, Who Am I?
We'll put a player on our heads.
We've got to see which one of us can figure out who we have.
We have a bunch of them in this thing.
So we've been doing a lot of the keeper sabotage rafts.
There's a lot of bums in here that I hope we get one of them.
There's a lot of random players.
Okay.
Okay.
So onto this camera so you guys can see more
clearly.
I look at
I'm a dodge ball
with this
with the hair
coming out
so
draw my player
got it
oh yeah
I gotta
we gotta make sure
we don't look
at the TV
so you don't
see your player
all right
it's the right
no you're holding it
sideways
but it's facing
the right way
no now you flipped it
that was done
oh sideways
okay
there you go
there you go
okay so we got a players
I'm going to take this all
You got to shed the bread
Yeah
Okay
So you guys are new
No basketball questions or basketball questions?
Let's start with basketball questions
Okay
Do you want to do only basketball questions?
You know what?
No basketball questions
NBA, who am I?
No basketball questions
Okay
No basketball questions, okay
Am I
I
I don't want to phrase this
How do I ask this?
Oh, I can ask it.
It's not about so question.
Am I black?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Do I have coily hair?
No.
Same question.
Okay.
Well, what?
Oh.
Do I have coily hair?
Oh.
So he's kind of like.
I had to take a second.
He's just kind of in there.
Let me not mislead you.
Yes.
You have poorly hair.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Would I be considered?
Am I considered by the public as a family man?
I would say so.
Probably?
Yeah.
Like, I never.
Yeah, I think so.
I guess.
Yeah.
Why not?
Hmm.
I don't know if it's commonly talked about, but sure.
Do my peers respect me?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
We're resounding, yes.
They respect the shit out of me.
Yes, they do.
They do.
Okay.
Am I currently employed?
You are currently employed.
Okay.
Checks are coming in the mail.
All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
Do I spend a majority of my day sitting on the couch eating snacks?
Today?
Yes.
No.
No.
Damn.
All right, your question.
Okay, that's also a crazy question.
Who are you aiming for with that?
Well, it was, I was trying to basically like, are you employed?
Okay.
It's nice.
What are you employed?
Okay, so I'm respected.
I'm black.
Obama.
Am I, Kevin Hart?
Do you think I've met Kevin Hart?
No.
He might have.
Actually, for a moment, he might have met him.
I think so.
Okay, I feel like I know that this might be.
They're past man crossed.
Okay.
I feel like I know what this is.
Okay.
Does my player put that shit on?
Yes.
Yes.
yes certainly
now
yes
okay
putting that shit on
you guys are diving to his closet
is this shack
that's not shack
is this bill russell
yes
damn it
you guys go for second place
what are the odds
name of Kevin
Kevin Hart passed
cross paths
I guarantee you
if we looked up
Bill Russell
and Kevin Hart
like picture of him
Shillard
would be everywhere
bro
he does
he's always at
NBA events
yeah
okay
okay
is my turn
all right
Actually, maybe we should do it so when a person gets that you each get one last guess.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay.
You each got one last guess so you get second place.
Okay.
My last guess is somewhat cool here.
He puts that shit on the place today.
I don't know.
Is this Shea?
No, but it's not Shea.
You have Victor Woman Yama.
Victory being put him on that shit on?
He puts on crazy costumes.
He would just have a slender man.
What do you think you got?
He also stays.
He stays in Louisiana.
that's who do you think you at um you talk about like maybe not a family that Chris Paul
Bill Walton that's tough that's tough ah now I see why you said yeah yeah awkward
okay next up give me that happy in that box all right let's do it round two I swear I've got
I've got Bill Russell like three times yep dude I keep I've got I think I've won with Bill Russell
like a good three times
Oh, but you and Bill, man.
There's like 80 names in this box.
I keep pulling Bill Russell.
Oh, you're good.
Here we go.
Yeah.
Okay.
Nice, nice.
I guess I'll go first.
Is my player funny?
Yes.
Nice.
Okay, okay, okay.
Does my player look like he could spike a mean volleyball?
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
You could spike a volleyball.
He can spike a volleyball through the earth.
Ooh, okay, okay.
As a secondary career, would people say that my guy can drive trucks?
No.
What the fuck does that mean?
Is he capable of driving a truck, I guess?
I wouldn't want him doing no CDL type work.
You're right.
Keep him away from trucks.
He couldn't do that.
Yeah, I don't imagine.
I think he would be a danger to society if he had, like.
I don't think he had the patience for it.
Driving a big 18 wheeler?
Nah.
No, it doesn't have the patience for it.
I think he has, yeah, no, I couldn't do it.
My player's funny.
Is my player tough?
Yeah.
For NBA standards.
You know, is he a tough player?
Yes.
Yes.
You look unconvinced.
He's like, yeah, I guess.
Very tough.
Okay.
Also, let me get a good scale.
Is Mo tough?
What do you know about me, man?
Okay, so tougher than Mo, got you.
I'm the toughest out of three of us.
The fuck.
Okay, my turn.
So we can spike a mean volleyball.
Okay.
Does this player,
looked like he had a
3.5 and up a GPA
in high school. Probably not.
What? I mean, most athletes don't
but probably not. Yeah, probably.
If you tell me, if he tells me he doesn't,
I won't be shocked. I won't doubt him, but I'm not going to
expect it. Come on, man.
He does. He doesn't scream studious
to me.
His headband is not connected
to the back. It's not.
Every time it just like flies off.
I've been doing that.
You just saw that?
It never connects.
Got that melon.
I go lie,
I do have a toe on me,
bro.
I am a large individual.
I'm not here.
If I think so funny,
it's killing me
because I've always known.
Is my player
part of
Gen Z?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is my player Gen Z?
No.
Oh, see, you can't be Gen Z and tough, so that makes sense.
Okay.
Tough.
Like a mean volleyball.
GPA and then in high school.
Okay.
Does my player, do you think he has a, he would have a strong 401K?
Probably not compared to the rest of his peers.
he'd be making bad decisions
I don't think he's a most financially secure
player in the NBA
yeah probably not
map up and not
all right so
doesn't really have the patience
Gen Z
you could spike the volleyball though
I'm thinking
would they pass a paper
bag test
what's passing what's fail I forget
um pass
pass
what you're like
what do you imply
what's good and what's bad
well considering who's administering the test you yeah i'm gonna oh me uh listen uh all right we'll say
lighter than me is passing it doesn't matter he's about paper bag he's around there okay
maybe maybe he's a little darker but around there okay got you yeah to toss up okay
okay uh so i know he's tough uh he's funny he's not young
Okay, is he, I say, you ask to be Gen Z, no.
Is he millennial?
No, I don't think so.
So he's older?
Yeah, he's not millennial.
Okay.
Got a little Gen X are going on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Does my player, could he do like stand-up comedy?
No.
Oh.
No.
Nah, probably not.
I don't, nah.
Yeah, I don't think he's a stand-up comedian.
Everything he asked, we're like, no, this guy sucks.
Like, the guy's not a vibe.
spike the fuck out of volleyball
damn what does he do
is he can spike a volleyball
into the earth's core
and he sucks
and everything like he's bad with his money
he's bad when it comes to school
like what the hell
what does he do
uh
is my guy
my guy
taller than most of his peers
above average yeah
above average sure
to the spirit of the question yes
yeah
does my player have a career
in broadcasting.
No.
Well, no.
No, okay.
I thought it was Barkley or Shack.
It's not.
Okay.
So he's funny,
kind of tough, old,
no broadcasting.
I don't have shit.
Yeah.
I need to know if he's like,
was he born
2000 or after?
I just need to know like,
uh,
2000.
He's 2019 draft.
2000.
Okay.
He's a 2000.
Oh.
He's 2000 and after.
Ooh.
He was,
He was not born in 1990.
He just gave me a little bit.
Too much bits and pieces.
Yeah, whatever.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so it's my turn.
So all I know is that this dude...
Oh, I told you the draft.
Yeah, you gave me too much.
Damn it.
I said the draft out loud.
Oops.
So this guy can't really drive trucks.
You better guess he's going to get it.
I know he won't have the patience about this complexion,
decently tall.
So I'm thinking about like 6-8 or 6-9.
Um, is my player, is my player funny?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He's hilarious.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Uh, ask, my player's funny.
He's kind of tough.
I got a swing because I know he's going to get it pretty soon.
He's a Gen Xer.
Doesn't have a career in broadcasting.
Not a millennial.
Nope.
So that means like 45 or older.
Ah.
Sufficient for information.
Okay.
So he's his early 40s.
Steve Nash has a career in broadcasting now, so it's not him.
kind of tough
but not really
you guys weren't sold on that
I don't know
it depends on the streets
depends on the streets
so around 40-ish-year-old
actually because like LeBron's
millennial he's early 40s
so I think you do with you over 45
to not be a millennial
to be fair
I have no idea where the cutoff pages are
okay he's over 45
no
okay
yeah I don't know what Gen X
with the cutoff for Gen X.
Okay, so he's popping
in his early 40,
just something like that?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, you definitely would have let me
astray.
I was thinking old old.
Okay, so.
Taking too long.
I know.
Chris Bosch.
No.
Fuck.
You said 2019.
Go ahead and get it right.
You said that he would spike
the fuck out of a ball.
Probably isn't that,
you know,
literate financially.
4-O-K will be
in the trenches a little bit.
He don't have no great
high school GPA.
So it's only two guys.
So the top two guys
in 2019,
NBA drafts.
Say it.
Either Jah or Zion.
They could both spike the fuck out of a ball, too.
Just say it.
Take your pick.
I'm gonna go Zion.
It is Zion, Williamson.
There we go.
Dead ass?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One last guest, who yet?
Scotty Barnes?
You have Scotty Barnes?
What?
Co-victory.
Oh, who do I got?
No career in broadcasting is throwing me off because everybody does broadcasting.
This is so lit.
everybody does broadcasting
Chris Paul
Nope
Damn who was it
LeBron
LeBron's absolutely a millennial
Again
I have no idea the
I was fucked
The cutoffs
I was I was bamboozled
I'm sorry
Damn with that being said
I've lost on a low note
I've been screwed
Finally
Yeah I know right you know
dominate this game.
What should they comment?
And with that being said,
comment,
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And we will see y'all next week
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because Christmas is next week
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