The Deep 3 Podcast - We Re-Drafted The Entire NBA In 2016 | Ep. 237

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

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Donovan. Yes. Today is August 27th. Okay. 2026. Put yourself back into the mind of young Donovan smooth 10 years ago in 2016, August 27th. What would you be doing today? Okay.

Picking it there, box up, bus, a bus cut. Resolz, what would you be doing on this day in 2020, in 2016? Oh, me? I'm shoulder rolling. Loosey. Ah. Yeah. Almost forgot.

We did some dancing guys. I was going to say, would you do something other than dancing? Chilo Zici. Hey! Well, me, I'll be probably playing in 2K. I'll be on 2K all day, literally. 2K 17 was a moment. Paul George in the cover.

I don't know what's special for you. It's fine. What do you mean? Peak. Why do I ask that? You might be wondering. Because as you guys see about a title, we are here today to talk about what was going on 10 years ago.

Last summer, we did a video where we redrafted the entire NBA. You guys seem to enjoy it. Today, we are redrafting the entire. NBA again in 2016 going into the eras mode on 2K drafting in the Steph Curry era and we're all going to control one team and do a fantasy draft to see who can build the best team in

2016's NBA why y'all get going because of stupid way that he said it by what do you mean stupid it just made me laugh man so I talk we all have the controller

We're going to pass around a circle. I'll go first, Mo second, Donovan, third, B. Souls fourth, all of us controlling our favorite team in this fantasy draft. Then we'll send a season, maybe two. Sue, see who was able to, you know, had the best chance to continue to the first title. That makes a big difference.

One or two? Yeah, presumably one to two. Okay, let's put one season. So you're only drafting for this current year, I guess. We're only going to, you know, it's a win now moments. See who can win the most games in the one, 2016, 2017. All in. All in.

I wonder who's going to get the worst thing. We'll see. Are we going to turn injuries off? No. No, man. Don't draft any brittle motherfuckers. Come on. We're going to have the top four picks in the draft. Last time we did random orders. I don't want to have a scenario where somebody's best players, Clay Thompson and somebody has LeBron.

So we're going to all get the top four players in the league. Donovan decided draft forward beforehand. He picked number three, which means we're going in a circle either way. So that's how it goes. Prediction. Who's going to win? Me. Okay.

Everybody's confident today. Certainly not you. I was going to say. He's definitely not going to be Donovan. But we'll see. Yeah. If you guys are watching right now on audio platforms. Say swear. Say swear. Okay. I will swear. All right. Now he's going to try hard. He's a final way. Also, football season is around the corner. Housecall is back up and going. Never stop. But you know, NFL offseason is super long, super dead. We're back in the swing thing. So if you are a football fan watching this show, go check out our NFL show House Call as you enter the season. If you're on YouTube, do us a favor. Drop like, subscribe, all the sorts. Cue the intro music. We're throwing it back. Whoa.

That's crazy. He was bragging. I hope you didn't say. The cranium is crazy. Oh my God. Crowd eaters rejoice. So like we said, fantasy draft, one through four. I will go first with the Lakers.

Mo second with the Hawks. Donovan third with the Knicks. Be Souls with the Celtics. Be Souls, you had to put some faith into Donovan to click right for you. Because you're across the room from us. I'm not throwing this controller over there every time. You got to hope that Diamond doesn't fuck you over. Please, man.

I think we built rapport. Come on. What if you actually threw the control at him? I'd probably miss and break a camera. Now we're down $3,000. Oh, it's going to be more than that. Like my injury. All right.

So first big, I'm up on the clock. Choose a player. Surprise, surprise. I will actually, should I go LeBron and Curry? It is the Curry era we're drafted. Hey, this is 2K 16, bro. Kevin Durant is also 97. James Hardin 96.

You really can't go wrong with any of these four to start with. I know. Yeah, there's a drop-off after the third pick, man. Damn. That's one overall. You'll be all right. It's hard in your case. Yeah, you can take James.

Yeah, you'll be fine. Or you can pick Westbrook if you really like. Kauai's also 96, I think. Yeah, you can go whatever way you want. I'll just keep it nice and simple. I'll go LeBron James. yada yada yada okay gotta gotta start there

brahmael laker two years too are we you got lebron surprise surprise I'm going to take curry and I don't have to think about this oops I don't have to think about this twice I was hoping he was thinking Katie

no never hey curry went up to 98 overall because you picked them on the hawks I guess the system fit oh my god is magic city to change his life yeah first round is pretty chalk it'll get interesting after this

it is a serpentine draft So we're going to have to draft like the 60th best players in the league after this. Damn. Dang, I don't know where I'll go. Yeah, you don't have to go with KD if you don't want to. I know you hate the guy. And this, again, this is summer 2016. So he just picked the Warriors.

He's picking KD. Keep in mind. This is fresh. I want to ring real bad for validation Kevin Durant. Do you want that on your franchise? And pick the better two-way player. Pick a while. I'm thinking about it.

I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about Lokey. I'm going to take Katie. Damn it. All right. Now, B. Decisions up to you. Beasol, where are you going?

Hardin, Russ, Kawhi. I see Chris Paul down there. I'm a big Chris Paul guy. But let me get Kawhi, man. Let me get Kawhi. Ooh, you're passing up on Hardin. Why not Hardin? Why not Russ?

This may be a miscalculation given the draft order. But I feel like there's, I can pick up a quality guard down the line. You know, it's a good point. In 2016, specifically that era, the point guard position was so deep. You might put a double back like Kimball Walker or something. I pick 60. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's not bad.

Before he completely falls off. What one is it to assume? I can't see the thing on here. I think it's like square. I don't know. Yeah, but it's going. He's fine. I think triangle.

I go, I just saw the Marcus Cousins. That show was a jump scare. They did not scare his face at all. Oh, he had a good depot? Yeah, he would just chees-a-D. Damn was gone. Dame Jimmy Butler. Look at all these 2016 names.

Young Dremond. Dremont. Dremont at 23s? 89 of all for Blake Griffin? Marcus Saul, 89. Oh, Milibald. Gordon Hayward, okay, okay. Embed goes at 28th.

Into the second round. Obviously, we draft at the end of the second. Oh, we missed out on Lamarcus Aldridge. Damn. We're going to have to pick from him. Kevin Love, 87. 84 overalls or something. Yeah, these second options are going to be interesting.

Mello second round pick. He's still in 86, though. This is the very tail end of Melo bean. Deacon. Deebook, 83. Oh, D. They're just high on DBook. Okay.

Because he's young. So they're drafting for. youth the CPUs we don't know they don't know we only care about one year we don't know the nukes fall in one year that we're only focusing on 2016 2017 oh man drologic so really is speaking who's gonna fall let's oh oh the deal oh ben simmons wow damn even dwight went no this is making feet teakon this is making me too old for dwayne wade george hill and dwayway were the same overall in 2016 i'm scared for this is second picnic.

Yeah, I know. Beesles, you were up. Okay. Go ahead and give him Wayne Ellington. Dennis Ruter, best player on the board, according to 2K. Damn.

It's just one year, right? Now, what position are you feeling? Because obviously you can cycle through. Jay Crowder's a thing. You love Jay Crowder. He's fifth on the list. Not like that. Your second option, Jay Crotter, we're in hell.

Can you scroll down just a little bit more? Yeah. Joe. Harrison Barnes. You want Dirk? Dirk. Old Man, Dirk is fun. Lou. Zibo.

Hey, great. You can really go any direction you want since Kauai is your current best player. He fits at anybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of just 80 overall centers here. Yeah, you have a lot of sturdy players. Okay. Okay, go up.

I want to see the top end of the... Stay here? No, no, go up, please. Stay here? No, no, go up. I don't want to drop. No, I don't know. Y'all got to come back and watch it.

clip. Keep going up. Yeah, all the way up, all the way up, please. All right. Let me get, uh, go, go down one more time, one more time. I already got the name. I just need to see it again. Keep going, keep going.

Tell me what's going. Victola Depot. Victora Depot. So who's it up down? Yeah. Tell what you're thinking. So who's your first big again? Kauai.

So he is Kauai and Oladipo. Okay. I have KD. Not a bad two-way start. Um, do I want to put a guard with KD or do I want to get a big? Low-key. Zach Randolph.

Stay sure to you. How old is, is Serge? Surge is 27. And his prime. What's the three point? Like a three point? It's already stretched a big surge. Is this 2016?

That's when he went to the magic? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. That one stinky year. Delete that from my mind, please.

Yeah, the inside game. Or one year, $12 million contracts. This might be last year of OKC, because I don't think the magic sound into a one-year deal. He's still, yeah, he's still pretty, pretty athletic. Okay.

He's a good defender. He could take threes. I'm going to pair Sergei Baca with KD again. That's a nice start. Big team with some defense to start. Katie, you'll leave again, man. And that's what I'm going to do.

So, yeah, KD and Serge Abaka. I do see the vision there. Okay. I see the vision. I could go ahead and grab. Just getting the scraps of the 26th. 16th, 13. You have Curry?

Yeah, I have Curry. I'll take dirt. It's a shame that Dr. Ramon Green already went. I know. But it is what it is. I think what I'm going to do is just grab up Stephen Adams, get myself a sturdy big man.

Okay. That is true because, like, we're talking about the guards and how many good guards there were. You got to get your big and you have to hold tight. Yeah. You have to hold on tight. I feel like Avery Bradley could be a good pick to fit with LeBron. Point guard defender, obviously, like, offball guy,

because LeBron's going to be running the offense. I wanted him. He was my second option, honestly. If you Bradley could be smart with LeBron, I just can't pick Jay Crowder with a straight fucking face. Not here. Not yet, bro. Old man, Dirk, would be funny.

How old is he at this point? With LeBron? 38. He was average. He can't move. Yeah, but it's 2K. With spacing, LeBron and Dirk?

I bet Dirk saw his crazy tendencies and badges. It might be, like, smart to game the system. He still has, His defense is that like a B minus. Fly from hell. Oh my God. And he can stretch the field, right? Let me stretch the court.

Yeah. See, we can look at his attributes. He average 20 that season. You're 20? 20. 94 close shot, 82, 3 point shot. That might be a good LeBron. It's like Kevin Love.

This is very much in line with the like LeBron narrative. Yeah. I know. LeBron's playing with MVPs and all stars. He's 30 years right now. So should I do that just to have to be true? LeBron's legacy, make his second option, Dirk. Why not?

His interior defense is a 68 at this point. That's not fucking great. Block is a 63. That's not fucking great. I mean, I mean, it's 38. What do I expect. Yeah, I could just not pick a 38-year-old also. Gallaud are the same time.

But I got a lot. For the storyline, it is fine. I would not pick Gallo. I'll do it for the lore. I would never pick fucking Gallo over Dirk. I'll do it for the lore just to have LeBron get another superstar.

Ultimate respect. Now, oh, Lakers is back on the clock. Okay. Oh, because I was first and I was doubling back. So that means I definitely need more defense. Do I go room protector or go guard defense in Navy Bradley? Let's see the best center.

I mean, you have prime brown. If I were you, I would go big. Yeah, I probably need a mobile big to play next to Dirk. Tristan Thompson, reunite. Klingapela. Hey, that's underrated as fuck. Dirk and Clint. That's a good back-to-back.

You solidified your beings. Maybe I need somebody a little faster because Dirk is so slow. but click what you click with Jebel Jebel Muggee I could go Clint go get him on the squad

If you don't get him I'm gonna get him Clint's harder Yeah Let's see Clint has a 75 driving dunk What's his speed That's all I really care

But I know we can rebound Bro's like 22 23 moving crazy His interdiefers He's only 79 That's 81 block This is before like The Hardin breakout

Yeah Yeah It's like a year before Yeah 66 speed Tristan Thompson It's not really doing a lot for you Yeah

Tristan Thompson gets a 70 speed I'm better off picking Tristan But maybe I just won't pick a center yet Just get a guard? Yeah maybe I just go guard defense To get Avery Bradley It's not a bad decision Oh I go JT already

Go all in an offense That's tough I'm gonna go even Bradley I'm gonna try to get some defense Hopefully I can fight over screens To hide Dirk It's a very well-rounded team Yeah

I'm not gonna lie. I can get a room protector next round. Okay, so. They're gonna be gone. I can get Javelle next round. Actually, you could have Javelle. I take them. I'll take the other Jail.

Listen, Chappelle might be gone. We got like 50-something picks in between. Yeah, you know, I can just pick like a low overall guy with a high book. Oh my God. Tony Allen is here. Who are you guys so far? I got Curry and then I have Stephen Adams.

Okay. Tony Allen is here, which is tough. Get him. I might. I don't know. But I think it's a little bit too early to pick someone. like him up. I don't think so. If you have Steph and Tony Allen as your back court. Yeah, it's not too worthy for Tony Allen. So Bias Harris is already 24 and 2016.

I call him Miritz. Oh, my boy. Randall's there. Aaron Gordon is there. Well, he's obviously not Aaron Gordon. Yeah, exactly. He's not Eric Gordon yet magic Aaron Gordon. He's just super athletic. He's very athletic. Okay, there's not that many great options. I took Dirk. I know. 38 year old Dirk. Just for the lore. I want to see him get a ring. Ah, man. I think I'm I actually, I just want to see the win. I have LeBron James. I have some leeway to do stuff for the lore. No, you definitely do.

There's not that many good options here, bro. I just saw a snoburn. Push the limits on it. You did? He didn't. I think I know. I really don't he's been to get it. You're talking about it, man.

He's talking about Levine. Yeah. No, don't worry about it. Drew Holliday's here. He's like 79, 2016? Yeah, but what's he like that back then? He was, but this is why they were calling him underrated. Yeah.

How many points was he averaging? I can't see. Like 12. 2. 14. Did I say 14? Zero. You average zero.

Nah, don't be mad. Don't do that. You're in advanced stats. That's one. Yeah. Oh, that's the E. E.P.G. What the fuck is E.

16.8. 16.8. I think I'm taking Drew. Damn it. That was a snipe. Damn it. Did I have taken Drew over everybody. Yeah.

It's a little overall. No, not if you had to V. Bradley. But oh, so yeah, sure, true. No, overalls, the overalls, you know the points of the points. Yeah, but when I'm, if I'm able to move them up to the shooting yard, I need a, I need a guard. I need somebody who can, who can, who can set KD up. He's still here. But I need a good pastor.

Ricky Rubio! Ruby is on the list for sure. Oh my God, your goat, Alfred Payton is right here. Stop that. Hey, Darren Williams, old man. Tony Parker? I don't want that man on my team. I'm not taking 34-year-old Tony Parker.

Do it for the lore. Look at his face. How could you not? He would never touch a Nick's jersey. Rondo. Hold on. Hey, with Kevin Durant. It's not a bad fit.

That is not bad at all. Let me see what this is. He's not that old. He won the championship in 2020. Like, he's still. He's still good. Playmaking, obviously. Should I go get Rondo?

That's not bad. Let me see. I'm going to compare Rondo and Ricky Rubio right now. So, let's see. C plus three pointer for Ricky Rubio. A minus perimeter D. What's the four rating gap? Like, where is that coming?

Probably from the shooting. But his shooting is a C plus. Unless his mid-rangers. It's probably the mid-age. Yeah. But, I mean, Rondo, I don't think his jumper is there. Rondo couldn't shoot for shit at this point. He developed it, like, a little bit with the Lakers at the end.

But he couldn't shoot for shit in 2016. Oh, no, but Rondo's. Press R3. You can see their actual stats. Yeah. His C's going to be a 67. Then go to attributes. His middo was like an A-minus, which Rubio A-minus mid.

Let's see, what's it? Three points off 69? 69. Yeah, the three's not there. But also, it's a smooth 27% from the director. I just trust Rhonda more and I like him more. So let's go get over to the lower. I'm telling you.

Let's go get Rondo. Got snipped twice. I didn't let him have his boy. You know he loves Rondo. No, I'm trying to bring him back. You can trade them. You can trade for him. I'll take two first round picks.

All right. Be so his turn. All right. Go to the centers, please. All right. Where they have available. So by center. Vucevic is still there.

81, best center Fyvich. And you got Kauai and who's your other player? Ola Depot. You got some defense to hide Vucevich. Lusufich is low-key. I figure he'd be a 2K monster.

Yeah, probably. Double-double machine. If this three-pointer wasn't a C-plus, I'd consider it, but... But the key mine's for a center, that's not bad. Yeah, I'm looking at Nerlens no-well, low-key. Jared Solinger.

You know what? Al Jefferson, Willie. Shout out Willie Herman Herman Herman Herman. Haven't heard heard her on Gomez a long time. Oh, you want Zaza? No, I don't. I might be time to actually pick a point guard. Derrick Rose is still there.

Yeah. Could you go to point guards real quick, please? Yeah. Kyle Cohen. Wow. Aaron Brooks is still. Wait, tell me, tell me, real quick. You're not on point guard.

Who's what? Who's 40? Who's like, Andre. I know he's going to take him. Just take Rose. Let me get. Yeah, I'm gonna get D-Rose.

Take the layup. Do it for the lore? Yeah. Pick the names. Man, I want a Rondo, man. Auto Porter goes. Will Javail still be there for Donovan is the question now that we look for at the end of round three?

I'm not being good. I'm not taking them like that. I'll take them. Why not? I need an athletic big. Damn, now no one's going to be left for real. Wait, the rest of the job? For real.

No. You must have pressed sin by accident. Jalen Brown You're blind as a bad I can't see the The icons on him Don't you have contacts on Yes but it's

It's hard to see the icon Ah okay I know there's something I miss man I think he's old I'm getting I'm gonna use Chris I forgot about I was looking at Aaron Gordon earlier

Remember when Marquis Chris got choked up by Sergei Baca That happened? Yes I don't remember that Yeah Marquis Chris was a he was a cav It was a big fight. Surges on the Raptors.

He just took them out underneath the basket. It was a big fight. I don't, for some reason, I don't remember that at all. It's peak. I barely remember Marky's crisping a calf. Yeah,

it was like, I don't remember that. You don't remember that? That's crazy. Buddy healed goes, fuck. Oh, I like you keep a damn.

Oh, JJ Reddick goes. I was thinking about him. Gallo is gone. I probably should have picked Gallo over Dirk. A hundred percent. You picked Dirk and

the second round. Nah. Yeah, but it was like second third turn. I really wanted Avery Bradley, but I got both. Yeah. So you have Avery, Bradley, LeBron, and Dirk? Mm-hmm. Okay.

Larry Nance, Mark Heath, Morris. It's not a bad. LeBron needs a corner sitter. If that could be dirt, that's fine. All right. So you're on the clock. Beasles told again. All right.

Let's go to the bids, man. Damn, he's still on the board. Chris L, too. I'm not one. Okay. Let's see. Oh, Javelle is still there. Five.

Javell. Jovell Mugiel. Oh. Yeah. All right. So who do I have right now? So right now I have Katie. I have Serge.

And I have Rondo. I need some shooters. And I think if you press, is that triangle or square you can see your player list? Press triangle four times. You can see your players, I think. Kyle Corr is right there. Oh, no. This is just another view of the thing.

There my mind. Listen, Areza is still here. Not bad for 2016. He was a great role player. He's here. They called him a threaser back then. Yeah. Corver's here, though.

Tony Allen's still there. Hey. Yo, Rondo and Tony Allen in the back court. Oh, you're not scoring. Oh, shit. We're served in a back-in? Ooh, Kyle Corver. All right, so this is really going to decide how my team goes.

Because I'm either taking Tony Allen or I'm going to take Corver. You know, Rhonda, why the fuck would you pick Tony Allen? Because I can lock people up. All right, do it. You got Katie. You can do everything. Katie's the whole spacing. Yeah, I'm not sure.

Let me see these two guards real quick Just press R1, don't Yeah, do that way Let me see the two I can take J.R. Oh, dude, you love J.R. That's Sean. Patrick. Mr. Eurostep. Charles Lee?

I can take Shump. Charles, that's Courtney Lee, bro. Oh. I said Charles Lee, what the hell? I was funny. That's what I meant. Wait a minute. I was like, he played.

But shout out of Courtney Lee. We're saying, we're just going to be a whole episode of us going. I know. Shout out. Facts. Jamal Crawford's. Dude, Jamal Crawford. With Kevin Durant. Amen. Buckets on buckets. Nah, he can't guard for nothing.

He can't guard for nothing. For nothing. So it's either, all right, so it's either going to be, wait, Ginobley's here. He said that earlier. Oh, I missed him. Yeah, you're a step. I'm sure you're a step. That can be fun with Kevin Durant. Rondo makes him complicated for you, but Kevin Durant and Genobley is fun. Uh, you know what?

We're going to take somebody who can move around. I'm taking Kyle Corver here. Damn. I was hoping you didn't do that. Okay. I would have loved to pick Kyle Corver. It's the oldest team ever. It's 2016. He's not that old yet. Kyle Corver?

He's not like, it wasn't crazy. He wasn't crazy. He's like 33 or something. No, I think it was like 35, 36. He was definitely like. In 2016? Yeah, I believe so. He retired very not like, not that.

Rondo Corr. Hey, man. Tony Allen is still here. Your team makes sense. Your team makes sense. I'm building a roster. If Rhondo could shoot, you'd be filthy. Don't worry about that.

You worry in too much, man. Real floppy. Dude, you know what's so crazy? Don't bounce bass. You don't believe this shit. I saw this man the other day here in Chicago and Westland. C.J. Miles?

You know what's funny? I super believe you. Yes. It's C.G. Miles. Yeah. I believe you. I used to use them all the time. I was like, I know.

I know who walks like that. Who walks like that? Yes. If you saw C.J. Miles, would you have recognized them? Immediately. I damn sure I wouldn't recognize it. I went up. I haven't seen C.J. Miles in years.

Really? Nah, man. I have. Didn't you have a podcast? Am I tripping? Probably. Probably. Oh, shit.

I almost succeeded. My bad. I literally didn't even want to do that. I'm taking Trevor Areza. Okay. That's a good pick. A lot of good players left still, honestly. These role players, it's a nice little tier.

So I need a, I have Avery, Bradley, LeBron, and Dirk. I need a point guard in the center. Not a bad place to be. Gortat. I need something fast. It's kind of interesting, though. It is. I want somebody quick.

Neney. Al Jefferson. The Gortats can were just a screen. So on your can be. Minsky, Zaza, Gorgie Deng, Kyle O'Quinn. Tyson Chandler in 2016. Tyson Chandler, put him back with Dirk? Oh my God, you're picking all the olds for real.

We're only playing one year. That's true. Standing Dunk is in 90? Everybody's getting hurt. Injuries are on. Yeah. Injuries are on. He got a 38-year-old and a 34-year-old.

Interested is 79. I say 55 block Yeah What the hell I think of a 55 block Because he's 34 He's not ancient Dwayne in 2016

If you're 34 You're on your last leg Kelly Olinick 34 and 26 I'm really dipping in overalls now To try to figure out the right center Man how fast is Gortat He's young

I mean I mean Yeah youngish Yeah he's able body I see that he's 32 Oh, I thought I said 27. He's average. He's average.

Literally. 63 speed. Oh, why am I doing this? I can just filter by speed. Let's look at the fastest bigs. Let's go by athleticism. He's going to get the, Narls Noel, Daniel. Damian Jones.

Oh, Damien Jones. Ryan Hollins. I'm, damn. Cody Zeller. Ryan Hollins on my team. Cody Zeller is 77 overall. Is that Christiane Felicio? That is.

And listen, we don't got two years, to be two years away. Interior defense is a 17. Block is only a 70 You're gonna take a Zella brother His rebound thing's in the 60s And he fucking sucks

Ooh Todd maker Trez I think Trez is an interesting pick for you Fesizzi is a big With Phaerritses is too small I need someone big with pair of Dirk

I might have to go Festus Azili He's not that big either though obviously If you just need someone tall Thumbaker is right there He is 76 unit to your defense The Highest Ise 83 lock I don't care about that

I know Oh and you can rebound I'm going Festus Zili. Speed is a 60. Yeah, we're going Festus Azele. His stats are nice, actually. Okay.

They kind of made him cracked for it overall. Back to back your pick. And now we need another guard that can play off while and on well. Pat Bev. Pat Bev and Avery Bradley with LeBron really ball handling. Pat Bev. A spacing four and Azeli grabbing boards? LeBron is fecesing.

What's Pat Bev's three point? 82.3? You're putting a lot on Brian. Yeah. You'll have to do everything. As I should. Brian. Nice.

His whole career. Yeah. You want Bronner do less. Now you have an opportunity to change that and you want to put him in the same exact situation. Mark is smart. What's going to happen again? Mark is a 72.3. It's lower.

Ew. Not back then. Primator D is a 88. Offensive consistency, 40. That's insane. You know, he's buns. Do I go Tony Allen? I can go Tony Allen too.

Bro, just get Genoble. He's still there? You know? Why you got that smug? You're leaning too hard into the bit. 84. That smug-ass smile. Nah.

84. One of them got to get hurt. I'll just go with Pat Bev. Okay. You're not proud of that big. Not like it. We're playing LeBron Ball. I got two elite defenders, a stretch big, and an athletic big.

Kind of works for the Bronfell. Rumba. You are not. I'm thinking about 52 two games. Games healthy? Yeah.

Only one older No, just 52 and 30. Oh, honestly, that's probably like about what we should expect, though. We only have one star on these teams. Fair.

That's like we should probably all hope for 50 wins, honestly. I know, I'm going for 60. Good luck. 60 wins. Maybe 62. I'm not sure the game sims is going to be kind to Rondo's offense.

Why? The bad shooting stats. You'll be in a cease demon, though. I'm like, yeah, he's going to rack them up with his team. Yeah, no, I'm not taking a, bro, my four is going to be an absolute shitter. Or should I take someone like Wilson Chandler? What's your lineup again?

Remember what I got Curry, Drew Holiday, Trevor Reza, and then Stephen Adams at my five. Okay, you got some spacing so far. I got great spacing. So I'm like, do I want to double down on that? Boyon will be smart for you or Marcus Morris. Do you have options? Dude, just take C.J. Miles. See, I want to take a true four, though.

He's called you. C.J. Miles. Stop, please. Yeah. I think Marcus Morris would be a nice pick, I think. Marcus Morris. Oh, he's there. Is Ronday Halis Jefferson word for at this point?

But if you pick Bowion, your spacing is nuts. Around Stephen Adams crashing the boards. This three-point shot is, what, 80? Yeah, at this point, it's pretty high. There's 77 overalls. Okay. See, Marcus has better defense, though. 78.

No, that's a 76. 76, sure. Oh, 76. Blinders. Everybody's blindness bitch with me. Ooh, man. I got the words vision. by far. You know what? I also

need someone who can do like a little bit off the dribble too. Right now none of my guys. I taught at your holiday and Curry obviously can do that. So give me half your team. Fuck Donovic. I guess what it is happening. Donovan. Jeremy Lynn is still there.

And we're all passing my point Jeremy Lynn. I could take this is motivated. I could take Jamie. Remindish of your team. Who do I? So I have Rondo. I Rondo, Kyle Corber, KD, Sir Jabaka. Okay, so you don't have a center yet? Yeah.

So I could go center, but also these other, or I can get a power forward and put a Baca at center. You definitely could. Kevin Rats is tall too, so you could definitely make that work. Three power forward size bodies. Is this the back-to-back pick round?

Every round is? Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, you will. You have to wait after this? I think so. Okay. All right, so Farid is here. And I'm low-key with this

I'm a little key with this Let me see who he's at Don't care about your three-point shot at all What is it? How fast is he? Fast is shit That's all he got back there Interior defense 66 66 what?

Block is 63 What? Listen, he's an offensive rebounding demon He really is 91 offensive rebound Jesus Christ That might be the strongest skill you can find 70 speed? 70 speed is fast for a 611 guy Position average.

Or no, he's 6.9, right? What's you listed at? 6.8. Oh, 6.8. You know what? We might do this. We're going to take, yeah, we're going to take Faree. We're going to move Abaka to the 5.

It's a good pick. We're going to do that. Farid and Rondo spacing in one lineup? It's 2016. It is. People are shooting in 2016. It was kind of advanced back then a little bit. I got KD and Korver.

Abaka can space out as well. Okay. I got enough for the era. Yeah. And the game will probably reward, like, the high stats. Like you set for Farid and stuff. So you probably be right? Be so you.

Jeremy Lin is on the board. I'm genuinely thinking about him now. But I do need a four. This was those like close back-to-back pick rounds. I might take the risk. But I'm going to have to go Ryan Anderson right here. I need a spaceout to four. Ryan Anderson.

A three-point shot? Yeah. A fucking flame throw. You settled? Yeah. That's fun. That's a fun pick. There you go.

Okay. So who's your team? Kawhi. Ola Depot. D. Rose, Ryan Anderson, DeVell McGee. That's a fun team.

You're cooking. That's a fun team. I think all of our lines are pretty good so far. I think we've all done a good job building around our star player and what they need. I've gone full helio around

LeBron. I think you guys did a good job building around your star wings. You have Seth Curry so anything fucking works. And now the fun part. This bench.

Yeah. We're just a game, guys now. Jeremy Lynn got taken. Damn. Where is he? He's a piston? Reggie Jackson. Damn.

T.J. McCawton. actually would have been a great backup Tyree Kevin. Shout out Tyreek. It's a good pick. Glenn Robinson III. Lord Almighty. Emmanuel Moodye taken. Carras of Ritz 74. Did you guys think Emmanuel Moodye was going to be decent?

Yes. I thought when I was young, I thought every high pick would be decent. I was hopeful for every single top draft pick. I had no expectation at all other than you have to be good. What's how to dragon vendor? I just knew. He just knew. You're looking at him.

That one was very. very clear because like you're only getting drafted because you are in this like porzingis archetypes yeah like you're you're very clearly not going to be a great player they had no idea what they're doing back we don't see enough of those anymore people chasing an archetype of a recent pick it happens a lot in the NFL I feel like the NBA GMs would kind of progress past that because it happens so everybody tried to talk themselves into the KD bill for so long and then they're like hey we actually have to stop this after the KD bill then it turned into who's the next kawai and after that it completely died yeah people I think anything.

The past like two years, NBA GM has kind of got like widely smart. Yeah. We don't see that stupid shit anymore. Hey, DeMontasabonish just went. Damn. Wait, is that Shabaz Muhammad? That was Shabaz Mohammed. Yeah, I'm Lynn.

Wow. Gortat's still here? Wow, that's a steel. That is a steel. If y'all don't think of him, I'm taking Gortat. I'm telling you know. Who are you taking? Oh, it's me?

Yeah. Oh, my bad. Keep scrolling? I want to see my... Do you want a filter by a position? I don't know. I just want the most talented. right now.

Monu's still there. Let me get Monu, man. Okay. That's fun. Six man, Monu. Your team is funny shit, I ain't go lie.

Yeah, he might be winning so far. Maybe. His team is making a lot of sense. He got big names. Donovan. I'm taking Gortat. Damn it, easy.

Yeah, that wasn't really a decision. Yeah, it's pretty easy. JJ Berea. Jayj's right there. Can I reunite him with LeBron? Get his menaces on his team? How old is Al Javis?

Avacigortat. 31. 31? Okay. I'm very happy with that 31-year-old Al Jefferson could be a move as a bench Yeah, I know, like just someone who just gets hell of buckets It doesn't matter how you get them, just get buckets

Paddy Mills Flamethrower That's a good pick Joe Johnson Oh Joe Johnson six man I think Joe Johnson had some in the tank back then Yeah 35 A three-port shot is a six man

Shifty sniper? Give me Joe Johnson That's fun I'm in love with that pick Okay I need another ball handler for sure since I just have LeBron and guards who are going to play off ball and his nemesis J.J. Barrier.

Patty Mills could be there. LeBron. Ramon Sessions. Sean Livingston. Oh, that could be fun. The mid-range is only a B-plus, though. 83 mid-range is pretty goddamn high. 97 close shot.

That's Florida range. 97 from Florida range? Oh my, can he defend too? Yeah. In this? I know he can't in real life, but these stats have been crazy. 76?

76, okay. That's decent. 61 steel. 74 speed. I could go Sean Livingston. That could be a good six man. Spell LeBron a little bit. He used to love Sean Limestone minutes.

I guess the only thing does Patty Mills... Just love him cook for a quick three. I know. Oh, Paddy Mills is 87 three-point shot? Cracked. Is his perimeter defense anything passable? It's probably like a 50. 60.

Okay. Man, fuck I'm taking him. Yeah, he's on the bench. I got LeBron. I need spacers. LeBron would fucking love him. And he can dribble a little bit. My center was pretty weak.

So let's go another center. What's the nay looking like? Two-way mid-ease. 77 mid-range shot? That's pretty goddamn high. Pretty far. Interior defense is 79? Well, no.

Block 67? Hmm. Kind of moving. Oh, his rebounding's in the 60s. Ah, that doesn't mean. And he's slow as a bitch. Oh, no, no, no, right. Agility is 54.

I thought speed was 54. He still moved. Bro, Tyson Chandler is still here. Tyson Chandler is still here. His stats were garbage, though. But he's big, though. I don't know why his block is so low. Yeah, it makes him useless.

55 block for Al Jefferson. So you're going big? Oh, 85 rebound. Yeah, I might go out of Jefferson. I need another skilled big to compliment. Who'd I pick? Kyle O'Quinn is right there. I'll go out Jefferson.

I bet he can take some good bench minutes. Okay, your turn. Jefferson and Patty Mills are my first bench players. Okay, all I got is Joe Johnson. I could take J.J. Boret just to overall bias. Yeah,

probably put up in good numbers. Wesley Matthews is like pretty solid back then too. You could start. Yeah. Obviously you're four started like three and D. Like you can put him in a lot of. Yeah, he's a very quality player. Scalibu.

I'm definitely cool off the big so I think there's like, there's so many of them. How good was JJ back then? He's at the tail end of it. Please. He's 32. 32 years old Because you have like one more

They have DJ Bray listed at six feet Cap Really? All right How did he average his last season? Ten points Ten and four What do you shoot from three?

39 38 38% A Career high It's not that many guards left Take him Good backup guards

There's Ishmith Shout out Ishmit He's fast as hell In remote sessions. Yeah, I'm taking him. Bino, he's a guy now. A guy.

Okay. Baby Goron. Getting Monter's your six-man is so fun. Yeah. That was a good pick. I wonder if the, is the Sim going to go towards the big names you have,

like Derek Rose, Manu because they still have like elite star tendencies. I hope so. Yeah, it might be. I know Ishmith is a 2K demon. I know he's fast as hell. Let me see where we're at here. Ismith is not a bad pick at all.

Because I do need, I need, I think he just could do. One more. Attributes. Let's see. Mid-range. Yeah, last time Mo went off of attributes

to go look at real life stats. That's all I do. Mid-range is at 87. That's pretty fucking high. That's not. That's good. That's extremely high for this point. Speed with the ball is 94.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. I don't go like. He's a good big. The passing vision is 77. Yeah. He's a good player. Let's see with the perimeter defense.

Fifteen. He could start right. 59. Prevoter defense. Don't care. The average of 78. Hey, don't care. He's coming off the bench.

We're taking Ishmith. Jesus Christ. 94 with the ball. He's very fast. One of the fastest players of all time. Okay, let's see what we got here. So Ishmith and Gortah off the bench right now. Yeah, that's a good pick and roll to go.

They played together in real life, didn't they? Yeah, on the Wizards. Yeah. Probably Ish Smith played with everybody. Yeah. What are you feeling, Bios? I'm looking at Wesley Matthews or Courtney Lee. I feel like Manu can loki play point off the bench anyways.

Definitely. Could you just scroll down a little bit? So I can see a lot of centers on the border. Yeah. You want a guard? You want a two guard? Kelly Olinnic is interesting. Wow. It might be time to pick up.

Oh, J.R. are still there? J.R. Wait, J.R. Shump and Chanting Fire are all there. I know. Next go around and picking all the LeBron teammates. They better not. David West is here. Okay.

Tred's is still here? Luke and Bob. This is before Tres was Tres though. Yeah, Tres. Zubach? Zubach. Rookie. Root.

Oh, Jokke. Noah. Danny Green, your go. Goat. Oh, Danny Green. I should have kept scrolling more. I would have picked Green. Yeah, Jordan.

Yeah, we've scored a lot. Spence. Spencer Hawes. Oh, my God. But you got to have to. You got to pick the high overall guys. Andrew Bogg is still there. Hold on.

Monta Ellis. Let me get a... Nick Young. We get J.R. Smith, man. Okay. That's a great pink. Your team is fun and shit. I ain't a lie.

Yeah. You running. John Lueh. John Luer. All right. He of... there you go smooth

jr smith damn is you botching me really goes that makes sense Trevor Booker salutes down the Anderson goes

I would have picked Zubotch man fuck oh dang trezha trez went Terrence Ross just went

that was probably a good pig he's probably athletic as hell yeah I need some size off the band I need somebody else

who can have like a little bit of creation yeah because yeah because right now if Rondo's

not setting you up, you're not really getting buckets. That's what I-Smith is for, right? Yeah. But I want somebody else. I want my bench to be a little bit more offensive slented. Yeah, that's why I went, Al Jefferson. We'll play through Al a little bit. Yeah. He was some post touches. When the bronze sits.

Take the heat off Bronn a little bit. He can run offense. Yeah, when the bronze says, he'd throw the ball to Al, let him kick out the Patty Mills. It was just like two years ago before this, he was an all-star. Yeah. I'm surprised he's so little raw. Fred Van Vlitt goes, 72, raw, young guy. When are you coming in the league? This is like his rookie year?

Like 2016, 2017? Yeah, this might be a rookie for Evambley. Ory Lee, Davis, Patons. Tony Snell. Goes in the sixth round, or is his eighth. Eighth round. Mr. Tough crowd. Christian Wood, back to the Rockets.

Nxtauskis. Sto. I thought it was going to be a good. I saw Tony Snow can rest now. Because I think Soap and Coneyham had the Tony Snow. What is that it's, I think Tony Snow can rest now. You eat Colin Coward meme You know

You're good We got Sophie You're good we got Sophie Jared Ali She's out there running Jonathan Simmons salute He had two weeks Yeah

NBA player who tried out for a team And made the league Strong two weeks though Oh Shump is gone Then you got a back Damn You got snite for Shump. Damn

I was gonna bring him home Beasol's where we're going Tyson Chandler's still on the board Dabusa Filo They said you can't play no more. Let me look at Joe Kim Noah's stats. Your defense is a A. Joe Kim Noah.

Wayne Ellington is there as a shooter. Does he have any offensive value? No three point shot, no free throw, no post, no post control. What does he do? Can barely draw files. Mean mugs. Bad shot IQ. You don't even have the passing with him anymore.

Speed with the ball. All you did was touch it. I'm right here I don't know they're playing with joking I'm not going to laugh All right Let's look some more

Interior defense is crazy Oh shit All right let's look somewhere else Could you filter by sending Please? Yeah He's laughing like my lip is not On the mic right now

I moved as close as possible It was just funny You said Will the Mike please? Touches it I want to touch your toes Let me get Tyson Chandler man

I forgot you're picking a player Yeah he had a hell of badges Oh my God Yeah that's one of old people It helps They probably have a lot of tendencies and badges Legacy Yeah Chicago splur has zero

Let's look at the wings Ramon's Sessions How much Tommer John Chomert is he? John Livingston's and so there Wait, Aaron Aflalo's here? Aaron Aflato's here?

Hey, man. You're going to hands in, he's a suitor? 84 mid-range. 85-3. 85-3? No, that's productive. This is the exact kind of player that I need. There you go, Aaron Lafalo.

Shout-I. You were number 40? Ew, I didn't know that. Maybe. Good for him. So it was like 32 or something. Yeah, we're going to take a flolo here. Solid.

Paring him with Ish-Smith. Bring him home. there you go okay i realized that my team is on the smaller side i don't have like any true bigs outside of stephen adams so danny green yeah scola 2016 scola was interesting scola was he was a problem they got boget still big strong eyes you do have curry so i i loki do want to take sean lewson though just to it's only right i'm gonna do it bit yeah it's really right Yeah. JJ Buria, Joe Johnson, Sean Livingston, my big doesn't matter for it.

I just see someone who just takes up space. Do it for the lore. Okay, I could probably use a about a small, I could get Wayne Ellington though. Another sharpshooter, him and Patty Mills off the bench. Ish a flalo quartet. Wayne Olinton has an 863 and an 88 mid. Can he play a lick of defense? 52 perimeter D.

Probably not. Probably not. Got cement feet. Oh, I got to go Danny Green. One of my dad. I have to go Danny Green. Yeah. Honestly, he's only 75.

He's whack. He's whack. Small forwards. We got Taibo. I can pick that for some defense. Richard Jefferson. I need him with the Bronx. Hey, man.

I need some athletes around LeBron. All I have is a bunch of perimeter D shooters. You're glad Nick Young is still on the board. Nick Young is still on the board. But I just picked Danny Greens. I can't afford him. Why does Richard Jefferson is a 37 block? 53 rebound.

They think you're fucking useless. What's that vertical say? 69? Hey, he's not that good. Driving dunk is only 73. Hey, Richard Jefferson fucking sucks in 2016, apparently. They don't know what they're talking about. Oh, Vince Carter.

That's hilarious. What's his three at? 82. He was pulling that bitch. Which is driving dunk at? Thurkin Vince on the same team. 75. Do it.

Hey, that's, hey. Quinty on Dexter, Anthony Morrow. Corey Brewer. Let's look at the power forwards. Dorell Arthur. Oh, my God. That NFL last name. Jared Dudley.

Ooh, man. Amble got some terrible overall, though. Albares. White and Ellington's, like, the highest overall guy. You know what that was? You don't know what that was? I actually don't. B, do you know what that was?

I don't know what you just did. Oh, my God. That's his celebration after hitting a three. A table was it? 84 perimeter defense, 85 steel and 82. 3. We're going to Cephalotia. Damn it. We're going cephalotia.

Seth a philosopher. I got him and Danny Green. I got some defenders on the bench. I saw him on your first scroll down. I was hoping you didn't see him. You know, him and Danny Green, I got defense all up and down my roster. Okay, I need a big and I'm just going to take Tiago.

Nice. Simple as that. All right. There you go. I need some bigs as well. Sometimes you don't got to overthink it. Yeah. Yeah, I just need a big, bro.

Try to tell you. So I got, on my bench, I got Joe Johnson. Oh, you should tell her? Tats, chap. Tiago's like that. Oh When he was in Tiagra's brother Yacquipurl

Oh Yeah he was right Oh Patrick Patterson UD's there A UD got to be picked By one of us He will be picked

Not by me I'm not taking him Let it be known I will pick him Boris Hey man I was That's my dad

34 years old Boris Can't really shoot Okay It's fine It's fine You can pull Post fade How deep do you want to go in these rotations?

Do you want to pick 10 or 12 or? We'll go 10. Pick 10 players and let the rest put it in God's hands. Yeah. Okay. It doesn't matter. Put it on Ronnie's hands. What about Josh Smith? That's fun.

30. What was I say 30? You can't even duck anymore. What's the point? That is kind of thing. 75 driving dunk isn't terrible though. I mean, let's see. Post phase at 75, 3 point shot to 73.

Post fade the same as a driving dunk. Nice. Shot like you. Post phase with Joshman. If his vertical is high, 75. he'll still be Duncan. This is not what I want for my team. You're on a Charette go.

Oh my God. Look how white Steve Novak looked in the screen. He was bright as down. No, they did him so dirty. They did him so dirty. He's bright as hell, no badges. Yeah. Young Maxie Cleva.

All right. Let me go to. Oh, this is round nine. Yes. Okay. So we all have after this one more big. I'm trying to see. any somebody else.

I see Tamarri Carol. Lou, oh, dang. PJ? PJ Tucker. Hey, hey, man. Hey, listen, PJ is now on the short list to be picked. Matt Miller.

George is the end. Hey, there's some names left, bro. Jeff Green. That's so you. Karan Butler, that's so you. Yeah, Karan's on the short list as well. Paul Pierce. Paul Pierce.

I don't know we'll give a damn. He can still shoot. 82 mid-range, 83 point shot. Hey, that's your type of player. He can still shoot. He might. Take Paul Pierce.

This is your not a fan. Do it. Wait. Well, I'm going to see what PJ's stats are like. Not good. This is before the Rockets tenure. He ain't P, man. 79.

79 3-point shot, but what's the defense? I need some dogs. 50 speed ball. Sick. Guess what? He's not going to have the ball and be moving. Interior D is only 56. Perman.M.R.D.

That was good. Yeah, solid. We take PJ. Okay, it's a great pick. If I'm having a look at a 3-and-D shooting guard. Beesoles. I would take Paul Pierce, but mine who's already 39. Bro, take Dorel, Arthur.

Bro, take Paul Pierce. You're not a man, bro. Just take Paul Pierce. You know you want to. You know what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me get the... I think you could also take Kevin Garnett, by the way.

K. cheesy or so. Actually, he might have just retired. 26 was the last year, wasn't it? Yeah. Okay, so he just retired. Damn, Jeffrey. Green why they did you dirt Paul

Pierce Go up to Jeff Green Bro just take Paul I'm taking Paul All right cool You know the dumb one It's insane I'm going back to Zelle

Yo that's not Jeff Green at the home And he was not bald back then What the fuck That looks like when you had a ball cap on So your head should be His head is like three inches It's harder what it should be

Yeah Okay so I guess 11 We'll go through the next cycle since it's all like connected. Okay. I love a man rotation picked. Very weird number. But it's okay.

I'm assuming there's 15 spots. There's three cycles left. Yeah. Monte Ellis, man. I guess we could do the whole thing if you wanted to. I don't care. Man, Paul Pritch was a, you know, let's stop it right now.

Paul Zipser. Oh my God. Carl, Andrew. Andrew Harrison, brother Harrison. I thought they'd be great. I thought they were the Thompson. to his once upon

a time ago Tyler Ennis Oh he put for Lakers one time I hated him I was like Yo one of them One of them got a

One of them got a hit man Yamb His Mac Kevin Serafin Is one of those names I remember hearing Couldn't name you Anything identifiable

About him J.J. Hickson Just short and stocking He was supposed to say LeBron's legacy Hickson? Oh yeah Yeah you're right

In Cleveland Yeah Yeah Charles Villinoeva Salute Alex Sabrina's finally goes Nick Young finally goes

Bruno Cabocalo Anthony Bennett finally goes Fuck man You got drafted Who is that? Who is that? Who the fuck is that? What's the name like Minta?

Mindauscus Mendouscus Yeah He was the second one pick It was like the Ron Baker era Of the Knicks He was hooping Yeah

Gary Neal Ooh he was a bucket Ah Vince Carter goes I was thinking about reunited the olds Glenn Cook, okay Jared Dully's gone Hey, we're picking some names now

Dino finally goes Yeah, this is the disgusting section right now All right, B, souls Your last pick My last pick Yeah Okay, last pick What's a fun pick here?

I don't even know what's fun Just go Just go for a minute You're going fast as hell Ian Mahimi Overhouse repealed Chris Humphreys Oh Williams

Take somebody Jimi Aaron Paines Corey broke okay Eichwan Moore Egghead Bobosa Bobosa I'm again

Chuck Hayes Chuck Hayes Oh my God Roy Hibbert and Gerald Green are probably fun Reggie Bullock Who's my back up big You don't know Jose Calderon

Take out of him Who's above Who's above There's Delhi Who's above Hibbert? Where's above Hibbert Was Gerald Green I already have too many wings

Let me get Roy, man Salute Content creator Roy Hibbert All right, Donvin, last pick All right So my pick What do I have

On my bench I have Ishmith I have Aaron Aflolo I've Gortat And I've one more But I can't remember Um Scola

Did you have P.J. Tucker Oh yeah PJ PJ Yeah you don't have a He's probably a three in this You don't really have a four Okay, good to know, get to know. Let's see the...

Colopekovich. Let's see the twos. Third guard. Daniel House. Yeah, I have three bigs. Yeah. And KD's obviously big. Yeah, I can live.

Yeah, you can live in more guards because you have Kevin Durant. It's like your matchup advantage with him. These twos. It's so crazy. I'm looking at a lot of these guys and I'm like, wow, like you could not play in the league today at the peak of your powers. Were you trying to trade Daniels when you said? I would like to get Kevin. I would like to get Kevin Martin, but his, let's see.

I see, now that's fine. Randy Foey's right there. Don't let him slip to me. We're going to get Gerald Green. That's fun. You see his scoring stats? Be on everything. Shout out Gerald Green.

Damn. 2K. Demon. That's why to honestly steal the draft. Yeah, so the bench, Ishmith, Gerald Green, aflalo, PJ Tucker, Gortat. I got a, I need another. Those are names. Give me Joe Kim, no.

I need another lunatic. tick on my team. Okay. I have a Riza. So I'm straight now. And then two guards and a big. Probably one more forward. Let's see what the small forward's got. Etuant. You're not going to do none. Oh, my shooting guards. Okay. I was like Barbosa is a three.

Anthony Morrow, another 2K legend. Oh, it takes Solomon Hill. Hey, James Jones. Is he another sniper? Yes, he is. 93-point shot. What is his perimeter D? My shooting is nuts around LeBron. 53. I don't worry about that, though. I really don't care.

Yeah. I think I'm just gonna go matter of fact let's just sort by three James Jones Mike Miller literally making this

yeah I know Brandon Rush who bro just take James Jones Brandon Rush is a B plus quality player only 82 3 though but his perimeter D might be decent

78 perimeter defense how is he for your ninth man for your 10th man 6 6x not bad he could play he has a 611 wingspan

let's see the power Ford's got for the shooters. Matt Bonner. Steve Novak, Dante Cunningham, Anthony Tolliver, Quincey. Hell nah. Boy, Don Tolliver. There's no way. Quincy AC has an 82. He's going to boom on someone. That's a 60 block? Yeah.

Damn, which was higher. I guess I'll go brand new rush. Get another shooter. Or should I go to James Jones for the lore? Just do James Jones. Yeah, let's go James Jones for the lore. Get him back with LeBron. Perfect. Sim the draft. Okay. Oh, that's a sim entire draft.

Yep, send the rest of the draft. Now, after this, are we going to fix our lineups because they're going to do some bullshit and start random players in place? Sure, we'll glance over real fast. Make sure it's good. Okay, so, Beasold has Kauai Leonard, Derek Rose, Victor Oladipo, Javelle McGee,

Ryan Anderson, Monty, Genoblee, Tyson Chandler, J.R. Smith, Aaron Brooks, Jose Calderon. Oh, these are people you got there for you. Aaron Brooks and Calderon got picked for you. Roy Hibbert, Lavoy Allen got picked for you. Paul Pierce.

Dante Jones got picked for you. Okay. Nasty man. And there it is. He's a nasty man. He's not that type of nasty man. Oh, he's like, the gambling.

No, he's, well, yes, that too. But then there was also a video like where he was digging his butt with his finger. And he smelled it at like a, like a hotel hallway or lobby. He was like, and he put the button.

He's like a literally like. like, bro, you're nasty. You got to be careful to come to you a nasty man. That's what I call Josh. Sean Watson. You're a stinky man. He's a stinky man. He's a fart sniffer.

Boaz, Steph Curry, Stephen Adams' second best player, Drew Holiday, Trevor Reza, Boehan, J.J. Berea, Joe Johnson, Tiago,

Joe Keem Noah, John Livingston, Chris Humphreys. Kardashian got drafted. Sasha. Who's still in the league? I guess. Wincy A.

I need another lunatic. Cassius Harris. I don't know who it is. Who fuck is that a 2K generator player? What if he's not? He watching this right now. Good chance is not. Donovan has Kevin Durant,

Sergei Baca, Kenneth Fareed, Marshing Gortat, your team is big as shit. I know. Your top four players are all huge. Kyle Corv. over is Smith Rajan Rondo Aaron Aflalo P.J Tucker Gerald Green Boris Dio Nate Robinson Elton Brands hey he got me some guys and Henry Ellison okay you got some guys

okay don't everything I got LeBron James 99 overall what are you looking at he showed me to video it's so crazy he's digging in his ass yeah like he literally he's thinking it. Wow. It's actually nasty. Wow. He dug in that bitch. You don't sit it?

So I got LeBron James. Avia Bradley, Dirk, Patrick Beverly, Al Jefferson, Festus Azeli, Patty Mills, Danny Green,

Tabo, James Jones. It's a lot of this. No, you got a hell of one-way players and a couple two-way specialists. It's a Lebron team. I think I nailed it.

CJ Watson. I got him. And you got one athlete. Josh Smith. Catching. I got a LeBronty. Let's go. And Harold Butler.

There's a dropout from our best players and second vestiges. I know. It's hilarious. It's crazy. It's crazy. The territory, though. Okay. Oh, continue.

Now, enter the Sim. Do you want to exit the draft? Yes. My NBA. Predictions. Who's going to win? Now, do we want a toy with our own lineups? We can.

That take a little bit too long. What do you think? The only reason why I say that is because I don't want these guys to put Drew Holiday on the bench for me because that changes a lot. Who's your coach? I don't get about that. At this point in 16? Booner-in-hooser. Okay, let's look at the coaches game.

You have to make sure. Yeah. I got a- I got a bow-in-backer. Wait, who's your coach? It's either Hornet or Derek Fisher. You have, so your team is Steph Curry. Okay, cool.

I'm straight. What? Humphrey starting? Are you idiot? Are you dumb? Is he going to put go on? The fuck is wrong with you? Adams.

This is why don't. Man. And this is why. And I assume you want to swap Humphreys minutes with Joe Johnson's? Humphreys, he can't play for my team. He's not getting any burn. No minutes at all? No minutes.

No minutes. No. He's on the bench. Okay. So we'll put in no minutes. Pump JJ Johnson up to not that many. And then we're going to put the rest. Let me see. Tiago's food is not getting any burn.

Yeah. He needs to play a lot. 40, 43 minutes. Yeah, Drew Holiday. Go ahead. Right there. Okay. All you guys straight.

42 minutes for step. He's made his guards 40 minutes. Yeah, you're playing every night, buddy. He's averaging 40. Tiago, get a little bit of burn. I'm so curious to see what happens to you. I'm glad that you did this. And then Joe Kim Noah, get a little bit of burn too.

John Livingston, no minutes. Wait, oh, fuck. You saved me. Sorry. Because you're going to kill Steph Curry while Sean hits the bench. Sorry. Joe Johnson has a fuck 10 minutes. No, Noah.

Yeah, no, no, sorry. I already got splitter. Wait, are you guys the same? He drafted these guys to not play. I mean, not everyone can't play. That's true. Sorry, not all you guys are going to do. All right, let me not be agreed.

It's 42 minutes is kind of. No, no, no, do it. I'm so curious. He'll average 40. I'm new 40 minutes. He wouldn't runaway MVP. Do 45, low key. Bro, just see what happens.

45 minutes is crazy. Let's just see what happens. All right, no, sorry. You can get some minutes. There we go. 10 minutes again? Yeah. You might as well give him to curry, ma'am.

You really want me to nuke my team. I want to see what happens. Honestly, he might average 38. Come on. Honestly, you should. 42 minutes. There we go. You should bumps up to 45.

You have like three centers playing in your rotation. Let up go. Yeah, but not. Yeah, but not play. I'm, I think I'm straight now. Stephen Adam Splitter. ain't no one all I'm playing

now let's go to I need hell of screens around stuff man okay I'm happy so I got Pat Bev Bradley LeBron Dirk I actually put

that Pat Bev that looks so bad in the Reds and rest Al Jefferson you gotta play

Bron 45 also this old Dakers jersey was ass so Fess is playing 30 so is that being like that leaves 18

for Al Jefferson Patty Mills going up Ew that's Patty Mills back then Gang ring one up This is he really felt like a bad man

Who sees people are like? Jared Smith got a play. He's on your team, right? No. Don't know, Smith, okay. Who was that? That's fastest.

No, no, no. Downing more than go to Patty? Dude, Pat Bev looks like a Yeah. Yo, that's the old son's coach. What's his name? Or Watson? Yes.

That's bro. That's Joe Azula. Yes. What the fuck? That's not Patty Mills Joe Missoula Why does he look like this? Wow

No that's so dirty Yo from Patty Mills Just don't put me in the game bro I'm good LeBron's not getting enough minutes That's crazy Yeah why's Tava playing 25 minutes a night Yeah they're new can you

Todd was good a good defender Top of throwing a good defense man Let's put LeBron 38 You can deal with that Put him at 40 what do you mean This is prime Lebron I don't want my guys to die Unlike you

Come on now man and then you gotta give him one one year like katie kady gonna play 45 for me okay so jefferson patty mills and danny green kukawai and tabo was only best playing he might cool y'all want to this too yeah nix game plan oh what the fuck is that

let's who let's roll the ball out literally you can give it to him ish Smith started yeah I mean he's higher overall than rondo Hell no Alright swap him and Rondo Rondo Rondo's so happy

This is literally heaven for Rondo Facts Just got Katie, Kyle Corver We're gonna play Some of the greatest screeners of all times We're gonna play like 20 minutes a night I want Rondo to play Like 30

I want Aaron aflalo to play some more minutes No not PJ A flalo is good Where's KD at? KD's at 37? You can get to 40. Fareed? I don't think Farreed could play.

Not that much. Drop him down like 24. You also didn't intend to start for you said, right? No matter of it. You're not. You're not. Yeah, I want to free to come off the table. But you also weren't intend to start Grette's what I meant to say?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you said you're going to have surge at the five. Oh, yeah. You want to start for Reid. We can. I think you start. I think you start. Any one of them can come off the bench.

I like your bench a lot. Farida, Smith, I follow. P.J. Tucker. You might have the best bench here. Damn. Elton Brain. They said Elton Brand, Nate Robinson. Boris, you can't play. Mine did the same thing. Thank God. Kendrick Perkins, zero minutes.

All right, so they said that we're going nine deep. I do the same thing. I want to go nine deep, ten deep. Yeah. Let's take a little bit of minutes off of free two. I want to give Boris some run. Boris, here's seven minutes a game. Tell me what you got. You know what's crazy? Someone's going to

get injured. We're going to hit auto address line. ups none of this yeah I don't know it is what it is actually you're right we shouldn't bother do you still want to do it

yeah yeah yeah at this point yeah you might as well where's KD at just everyone knows your thought process yeah

we don't get hold we don't get hold equally this job go to top a little bit put the rest of Kover on a shooter out there bro give

we're done give KD more minutes do you keep hold I'll do it for Bucos. Yeah. I don't feel like that. Damn. He said, fuck you.

I'm saying. All right. I see. You got the Celtics. Okay. I wonder who you're going to. So your team is starting Derek Rose, Ola Depot,

Kauai, Ryan Anderson, Tyson, Chandler. Just swap Tyson for McGee. Naturally. Really? Yeah. He's younger and better. You want to start Ryan Anderson?

Yeah. He was always better. Let's see, let's see. You want to put Tyson's down? Yeah, put Tyson down, put a little bit towards Manu, a little bit more. George Monum. Damn.

J.R. Smith and Genobi off the bench. It's crazy. You know, Genoble looks washed his head on the Celtic jersey. That was all right. He looks so bad. He looks like Jordan Walsh. Yeah. All right. Scroll down.

55. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Take all those. Jose Calderall. He looks 50s-ish. Yeah, he looks like fucking JFK. He looks crazy. He does look like a Celtics player from back from back then for sure.

Okay. Raise Kowai up to 42. Okay. 88 for Roy Hibbert Yeah Hang it up You You're gonna do 48

No Don't do that to me Oladipo raise him to 35 So all these guys in bottom Keep his zero? Yeah Damn Paul can't play for you Yeah not as final

Roy can't play for you He gets to get a spiritual ring This is Paul Pierce's like I play Roy over Tyson champion When Derek Rose up Actually that's just me That's it Can I put Derek D rolls up?

Cool Yeah D rolls home All right Yeah So now we need to go to calendar. We got to send this regular season.

Damn, we're all in the east. I wonder who's in a year. We'll go a month at a time. The worst record. Nah. Do the whole season. Yeah, do the whole season. Hold on.

Oh, there is. Motherfucker. Always have CPU. Yeah. He's straight, though. He's straight. Tyson Chandler hurt. Yeah.

Oh, who's hurt now? Who's that? Rondo. Rondo's hurt. Two to four weeks. But you can play through it, right? Oh my God. Just, Ibock is hurt.

Just, just, just, no, it's a trade offer. Oh, it's a trade offer. Disable all that shit. Yeah, I also wouldn't do that. Damn. Who's this? That's me.

Hey, you're not losing. Oh, hell no. You are not losing. Bad Bev got injured. Damn. I'll tell you one or two weeks. I don't know. Yeah, always that, yeah.

I got hell of guards. My team's deep for LeBron. First in the conference? Fuck. Yeah. He's kind of killing. I knew your team was good. He's kind of fine.

So currently in the power rankings, your first. Where's the record at? just go to standing R1 there we go so currently a month in oh my god you're 18 and 400

yo I'm I'm above 500 okay I'm decent I'm I'm the 2C 15 and 7 and I need

I need to get wait on it what's going on my team so you guys are firmly mid because I have a doofus

at coach he's not helping anybody let's him through the end of February now let's get towards the end of the season who's the Lakers coach at this point he wasn't anything crazy 2016 was that Byron Scott yeah

I guess I don't remember We're not using that coach excuse Y'all were in flux I don't know Barron Scott still is a better coach than Derek Fisher Yo just trying shit Press triangle Yeah would you He's trying to scout

Hey the Knicks are losing No that's you I'm losing. I'm losing. I'm back. I'm back. Are you back? Nope.

Nope. Hey, you're dropping. Yeah, I'm dropping. Is Brahe hurt? No. Yo, if Braun hurt, his team is cooked. He got no creators after that.

He's looking like Brian is losing. Oh, wow. Oh, shit. It may Bron is hurt because that's, yeah, I'm losing nonstop. Brom must be hurt. Yeah, bro. You're gunning from Mark Hill folks at this point. I lost nine in a row.

Shit. I'm still eight in the conference. Yeah, I'm done. eighth in the conference. Wow. Yeah, Brown's fried. Yeah, Braum must have got hurt. There's too much, too much on him. Yes.

All those dead minutes. Let's go. I lost his office. Oh, I beat the Knicks. Okay. Damn. Well, dude. Trade deadline. Do you want? No. No.

Okay. You're going to make the playoffs? Yeah, I'm back up. LeBron came back. LeBron. Please. Damn, man. Would you like to stop simply? No.

Stop asking you. Leave us alone. All right, so I'm currently seventh in my conference. The Knicks are eighth in their conference. Hey, just give me a chance. Hey, Hawks of the Four Seed. Mid. Let's go.

All the time. Celtics are still first. Yeah. I was like, you're right. Those big names are the badges and tendencies? Yeah. 50 and 11. J.R.

It's a glitch, bro. Yeah, you're cooking. Let's go. At the stem towards the end of the regular season. It's good. See, I'm the one at the risk. 50 and 11. Holy shit.

Yeah. All right. Let's go. Let's look at it on Donovan. team because he's the one of the most at risk of missing the playoffs who's going on man 23 what happened typical nick's behavior

yeah the universe is right at this time yep you're killing march basketball everyone's taking hey you're whooping March basketball's ass why are we staying at 8th it's a tough conference everyone's lost just don't drop oh wow you killed me yeah

MVP Russ. Russ still wins MVP in the 2017 season, naturally. Okay. Embed wins rookie of the year. Cool, checks out. Six man of the year. Kyle O'Quin, sure.

Love that sleeper pick. Dramong Green, defensive player of the year. 43, disgusting number. Kyle O'Kin most improved player. Oh my God. Coach of the year. Celtics, get it. Who's that?

68 and 14. You want 68 games. Bro, 2K. Hey! You dropped in demons. Come on. You better win the finals. Yeah, pressure is on now.

Damn. Okay, so who was like first team Ball and B. Damn, we're gonna play each other in the first round. So was this? Oh, Curry wasn't first team? Co-WI didn't even make first team

and we won't 68 games. What? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's Katie? Second team, buddy. Second team, Kevin Durant. Yo, where's Curry at? Calli made it here.

Maybe Curry got hurt. Bro. Did you even make the playoffs? Okay, Curry was there. A third team? Yeah. Where's Curry? He probably got hurt because he made him play a fucking thousand minutes.

I don't know what his stats were looking like. Season, is this year? Yeah. Say 26 or 28? This is 29. 29. 28.9 points. Okay.

Where's games played? Is there games played? No. Not on here. No, no. That's per 36. Oh, you're right. Advanced.

Career stats. He must have had a pretty healthy year. Yeah, if he still made it. Yeah, this is when he like bounced back from all the. And he was like pretty soft. Moral. Come on. Happy guy.

Wings and ass. What would all do for a man? All right. That's third team. Damn. All defensive team. Nobody from our teams. Yeah.

No Kauai? No. LeBron made all defense. And so did Kauai. James Hardin made all defense? All right. All right. All right.

Okay. What the fuck in 2016? All right. It's okay. Actually, any year. Everything about this is now invalid. That's ridiculous. Yeah, no, nothing matter now.

So I really don't care about this anymore. Ricky's who cares? Okay. All right. So playoff time, who? This is you. You're going to get first run it by fucking him. Do you want to see everybody's stats, like what your best players did?

Yeah, sure. I want to say what Drew Hall did for me, honestly. He at least had to have, but, yeah, I got to see 16 points. Katie, and this is why you don't take Katie. He's not leaving. He should want to go to stay, right? Actually, what do I go to see the team stats? Overview.

You go to roster and then like flip through. But this is just not right. Oh, left side of the stats, right, yeah. So Rajon Rondo, is the games played on there? 101. Oh, that's the team stats. Yeah. Oh, that seems like that's the last year.

The average hundred points. Okay, you can flip through. Yep. There should be a way to see everything. Okay. All right. So Ronda's at 10 points. only 7.4 assists.

I thought that would be a little higher. Your team chemistry must be ass. All right, Katie. What the hell? It jumps around. This setting it jumps around. Gortat. Is Smith.

Where is? Aaron and Faler has seven points. He was good. Joe Green average cool seven. Hey, where the hell is Katie? Hey, Katie got traded. There he is. 28, 28.

personality, unpredictable. This pre-burner. Where is he doing? What? This is pre-burner. Yeah, we don't have time to do all this. It's on the Cubs football. Yeah.

Similar playoffs. Let's see these playoffs. So you're going to get first round up by him. So let's go straight to your rest of the playoffs series. Go game by game. I swear. I swear. Go game by game.

Okay. Yeah, dissimulate through games. Do you imagine if you upset him? Game one. Okay. Boston Celtics win. Also, Hawks won their game one. Oh, yeah.

Wait, the leg is going to make it. I thought they did. Oh, I missed the playoffs. Oh. I missed the playoffs. Oh. Oh, you're ass. LeBron missed the playoffs in his prime.

You put too much on it. Can't handle the less. He's terrible. He can't handle the less. No, fuck that. Yo, ass put a bunch of one-way players around. Oh, my good. Oh, wait, no, my.

I'm up too old. We got, we got blown out, though. Yep, Hawks are also up 2-0. All right. We're back home. 2-1. Hell yeah. Hops are going to sweep the nets.

3-0, hell yeah. Oh, we got to get these dirty ass nets out of here. Okay. Oh, shit. Three-1. one from me too. This is a dangerous spot right here. PTSD.

Oh, you both advanced. So, Darming is first round it? I missed the playoffs. Come on, man. Let's see. Is Beasol's going to win the... I put my sweats up right now. Simulate round.

Simulate round. Yeah. All right. You simulate the rest of the first. Oh, okay. Yeah. Simulate round. Oh, four one.

Beesol's advances to the conference finals. Grizzlies in the Jazz out west? This is why Curry will never be top five of all time. Where's the Unix? Oh, you're in the finals against the Grizzlies. Let's see who you're facing off against. What the hell? Who was on this Grizzlies team that you're going against?

Can I not see that? I don't know what the hell that says. You can someone one game and then you can see your roster or whatever. Hey, you win game one. Yeah, we can see the box score of game one probably. Yeah. Yeah. You box score.

Second, second. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so Kauai dropped 27 and 10. Ola Dipo. This is fake. Old Depot's been scoring. Ola Depot was a stealthy pick.

He's a demon second option. You're facing off against Anthony Davis and Jared Soliger. Hell not. This is sweet. Zach Levine. Hell's. Get him out of here. How did this team make the finals?

They won like 60 games. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, AD was kind of discussing back then. Gotta pick the two-way demons, man. Yeah. Too-low. Is he going to sweep? Yeah.

Yeah. Three-oh. Oh, fuck. Oh, three one. You win at home. You'll be right. We love this. Oh, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way.

Don't have me, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way. You'll be all right. We did it. Yeah. Coad Leonard wins a championship. Everywhere he goes, he wins. Damn. Yeah, this is Fugazi.

I would call it glaze, but that's what he does. Only 18? He only has 20. What do we? Oh, 19 and 8? It's a team game, y'all. Weak-ass stats. That is weak as fuck.

You see the stocks? You see the stocks? I do see the stocks. That is a lot of stocks. Yeah. Clamp and on like 33% from three. She's kind of mid. This guy sucks.

So Bsos wins. The 2016 NBA redraft. Let's go. At least Moe won a playoff series. Yeah. You missed the playoffs. I know. I don't know.

How do you miss the playoffs with LeBron? Who knows, man? Let's go see my team found a record was. That's kind of crazy. It is crazy. Like either he got hurt or your team construction was too bad. 39 and 43. Could he get to five.

$500. $39 and 43. The 8C1.40. I was one game out. 181.40 games. LeBron's stuck with bad GMs, man. The things I'm going to do to you after the show. Oh, my ghost legacy.

Whoa. Ew. That live. I wish I could see the games played to know who got hurt. I don't see that on here. It has to be on there, right? Let's go to LeBron. LeBron.

Oh, how many games? What did Dirk do? Dirk averaged 12. 12. Dirk forgot how to shoot threes. Yeah, no wonder I got fucked. Dirk got spooned fan threes while LeBroner forgot how to hit him

27% First time in his career Dirk you're a ho That's crazy Gallinari wouldn't do that to me Checks out Last time I'm gonna do anything For the fucking lore

Oh games played 81 Yeah Dirk stayed healthy What about Brian 74 Okay cool Stayed healthy Hairball only put 5

CJ Watson 32 I just Farr got in 12 games Tabo was healthy The team was Majority Health Topble No excuses

Y'all was ass They're healthy and ass They're just trashed Damn Nobody got hurt Oh everybody got hurt That back court Back court

Every Bradley got hurt But I got plenty of depth For that Damn Lebron missed it Lebron missed it I mean Dirk could hit threes

But other than that LeBron is not your fault No that's his fault No It's not 28 11 rebounds Only six assists

Noel was in shots around him Dirk's just missing Yeah How does Dirk Dude your 3 points shooters Are pretty ass

Aft on your team Oh no that's LeBron's ass, never mind. And all I drafted was shooting. So it happens when guys go, go to Lakers. Literally,

they go to Lakers and Dirk forgets how to shoot threes. True. If I would pick the Raptors uniform, 50 wins. 60. Well, apparently they weren't going to have to get anywhere close with 60 wins.

Apparently they fucking sucked. All right, B. Souls, how does it feel to be victorious? It feels amazing. You know what dessert? Keep emboating. You win nothing, so you might as well get two votes in. You want to do a different one?

That's three in a row. Nah. Just keep sending it. Yeah. It's my sky hook. Nice. That's in my back now. Come on, man.

Y'all saw it in real life. We did. It is now time for Producer Corner. We did our redraft of the 2016 NBA. Beasoles. What are we yapping about today? All right. We're playing a game of one got to go.

I'm going to give y'all two things. Y'all tell me which has to go. Okay. First one. One got to. to go. Nike or Ditas? I mean, Adidas has to go.

In the grand scheme of everything involved in the world, fashion, shoes, every product you could think of, Adidas can go. Now, Nike's like, of course they're on the downfall right now as he speak, but I feel like nothing will be the same without Nike. The world will be different. Facts. No LeBron's.

She's there now. Couldn't have his shoes. No, LeBron. Yeah, Adidas has to go. They are up right now, though. Yeah, out rather like right now today, if I had to rock like for the rest of the year, Adidas or Nike, I'm taking Adidas. Not even close. On the court, I do usually wear Hardens. So I do wear Adidas on postered week-to-week basis. Yeah, Adidas is up right now, but historically it's Nike. Okay. Next.

Rap or R&B. Arnb can go. Two favorite genres, man. R&B's got to go. Rap, rap has to go. I think R&B or rap has to go consistently I would say I can like vibe to R&B no matter what the situation is also what gets classified

as rap and R&B R&B just has a wider range of sounds Does it? I think so And because I think the You can have something

That's still Fairly poppy But is still categorized in the R&B We're like Same first super rap though The Drake get pop

But there's really just Drake though I said of that Yeah I was way more pop rappers They're not good They can get rid of They're not good You get Big Sean

Big Sean made pop rap for a while You get Yeah you get Mac Miller and he's younger You get Like you said Even the pop rap Compared to like the pop R&B The pop R&B is better music

Than the pop rap So I would take the R&B Fair Yeah I'm definitely taking a wrap Okay next LA or New York LA can burn Shit

Don't give a damn. New York can explode. How about that? Tactical nuke inbound. Damn. Okay. Next. McDonald's or Chipotle?

I haven't had McDonald's a long time. McDonald's ago. Same. I like McDonald's. I've had Chipotle in a minute. The last time I had Chipotle here, remember I was actually here and I had like food poisoning.

Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. I like McDonald's fine enough, but I ate Chipotle in a way more regular basis. I just had McDonald's the other day at the airport. I haven't had Chipotle. honestly a lot since I've moved up here

I feel like and also with the amount of I guess it's different because everybody makes like burgers and fries and stuff but with the amount of different bowl places I kind of want to keep McDonald's

McDonald's is a staple I saw someone say that Donovan looks like Miles Garrett now that's what everybody was saying that was the number of things there was a lot of them I heard Miles Garrett and I was like damn you got more like a new wave of

looks like That's so true. So they say I look like Dominican Nas. Nas is good. Naturally, they'll say you look like your dad. That's what he said when he first walked to. Well, I saw another one. I got to find it.

I saw him that's good this morning. This is like a whole identity change for real. Like, I feel like your name is not even Donovan anymore. It's some devious name. Dominio or like Dario or some shit like that. It's just Mario what a deal. Yeah. Don looking like he's going to loot my ship at the Caribbean.

Don pulled a D. Wade. Don't look at Dominican Nause. Why Don't look like Miles Garrett. Don't look like a fast and furious side character. Don looks even more like Robert Dory. I disagree with that one. Really? Oh, really?

Yeah, I think the beard probably makes me look more like Robbador. Oh, this is one that killed me. Why Don look like he do Kung Fu? Because you haven't been dead on. It doesn't make a look of sense. But that kills me. I was very solid. I like that.

This guy calling to, what is Harriet Tubman talking about? What? No, the best comp for sure is the Miles Galsh. What does that mean? Oh, my God. We're not even going to discover it. It's the bagel guy from I Carly.

Tebow. Tebow. Tebow. What he said? Oh, my God. Are you going to keep it? For a little bit. How long is it?

little bit? A couple weeks. A couple weeks. And I'll probably just start growing it back out. I have a wedding that I have to go to in November. And I want to have my normal face for that. Yeah. Normal face.

What made you decide to shave it in the first one? I get antsy every once in a while, but also the last time I cut this, I cut it. It was like three years ago. And so every once in a while, I'm just like, yeah, I think my face just needs a break. So I just cut it down. Okay. I think it'll probably go to the rest of my life, never cutting it. my beard. Really? Probably. And that's fair. I can understand why people do it because whenever I

whenever the last time I did cut it down, I went complete ball face. No, I could never do that. That one, that's, that sent me into a spiral. I was not having a good time. Complete ball face. Yeah. I'll never do that again in my life, but this is probably as far as I go. I haven't seen myself in no facial hair since I was like 19. I don't know that person. You look crazy as hell with no face with her. It's a different person. Honestly, I think you can't do it. You might look better. with like just a goatee and beard combo or goatee and mustache combo might i don't think so i had no facial hair not too long ago but it looks like a different person it's insane yeah it does it's not it does he messed up man at least to me i think you probably pulled out

this fine yeah i mean i have the least facial hair so you don't really the difference is not as drastic for the off. I'm mad. Oh, no. But it's definitely still there. He's trying to contribute to the conversation. Be a part of the team. And I'm a job.

Outside of that, you mentioned you hit a sky hook. Yeah. We hooped together the first time. Got you in the gym. Yeah. You hit a sky hook. I have this thing. I have a game winner quarter.

Every hoop session. Hit it. He did it. Yeah. And that's all we can talk about. The form was nice. The form was. nice. That's all we can talk about? Yeah, yeah, that's how we can talk about. What would you like to avoid?

Yo, yeah, we still got a couple here. Coffee or soda. What? Coffee or soda? It's how you said something else. Sorry. What did you think you said? I heard something crazy. I drink a lot of diet sodas now. Drinking diet soda is a bit a big thing for me. I think soda still to go, though. I can't, I got to have coffee. I'd be okay if I never drank coffee again. So yeah, so coffee will go for me. Yeah, I'm taking, I'm taking soda. So coffee can go too. Okay.

Instagram or TikTok? I don't even use Instagram. Instagram can go and I would never notice. Damn. But on Instagram, heavy. TikTok is just, it's annoying how they're just like, everything is just commercials now and shit. And you have to like get through Hela tabs and not go straight into the TikTok shop anymore.

I think I'll pick TikTok still, but it's tough. Yeah, if you asked me maybe like eight months ago, it would have been TikTok by far. But I do think that like Reels is, Reels is in a really good spot right now. True. And the fact that every three, three scrolls on TikTok is some AI generated person saying like, oh, you got to buy these pants. You got to buy these shirts. It is kind of annoying. We talked about this.

And it's also like predatory. They get the young people in there. Buy this. medication or you'll lose your woman yeah yeah the perfume ones but but right now I still do like I still do like TikTok though okay last one chicken sandwich or burgers chicken sandwich can go I got a I got to I got to get the burger they're just nothing that can compare I got to I feel you I got to get the burger I feel you his eye lit up he just you know if a burger is good man burger and fries be an F it that's not yeah that's me

I took it from another comedian That's how I said It was hilarious It's so it's it's in my in my lexicon now Be an F it Hey B soul, you try to be an F it That sounds like I'm in an 80s movie Like I'm trying to go to the mall after school

So he's trying to do coke or something after school What? Be an Fid Why is that anywhere connected But yes This burger and fry combination It does sound devious my Yeah Trying to be enough

Oh Back off Like it sounds crazy Like it sounds crazy to me It's kind of nice though But I would Yeah I would do it Over a chicken sandwich

If like a burger is gone Then what do you have to like replicate that? A chicken sandwich No no no A steak? A Philly tea Like not only Philly tea steaks like that

Wow cool but I'm not like a super fan I keep the chicken sandwich Gotta keep the chicken sandwich Nah I'm on the Or the burger sorry You're trying to Chicken Waffles Chickic sandwich?

Tomorrow It's in my calendar Let's get a It's in your calendar Let's get not active actually You're trying to? Hey, man I'm always down for some goodies

What's that been? What's that? I can order it right now. Fall down. No, I got to do it tomorrow. Is it on Uber Eats? Gotta be fresh. Not probably.

Gotta be fresh. I might order it right now. Oh my God. By the end of TikTok time, it'll get here. We'll do an experiment. You actually want to eat it. The fuck?

All right, we're just going to be there that quickly. Put mine in there. Yeah, put mine in. Put on it, man. I'll get four. You want one? Get the smore shake too. I'm not getting the smear.

Oh, my God. You're laughing. We can split it. Can you put the smore shake in there, please? Sure, I'll put a smear shake. Thank you. Okay. Me and Donovan are sharing the shake.

Two strokes. Okay. All right. Just BNF right after two. That's a lot. That's a lot. Chicken and waffles, smore shake, and then BNF. That's a lot.

Eaters eat, man. I don't know. Knowing that knowing that we're going later To hit up the sandwiches too We gotta calm down We're doing a lot of time Well you're going with them to the steak place as well

Are you tapped in or are you coming? Yes or no Let's go man It's sunny outside good weather Are you coming? I guess so What time are you trying to go? Four

It the They go from five to sell out But it's going to be Sell out Damn Yeah But I don't know how long The line is going to be

So I just want to get there like an hour Have you ate From that place is four? Mm-hmm five to sell out wow what a business model it's just it's just one day they're celebrating their like 10 year anniversary so okay they did it last year as well I guess they have like one day every year where they do it but I missed it last year okay I've been only through this 65 days got five chick flay chicken a waffle sandwich with chick filet or chicken a waffle sandwich with chick filet filet which is what it's

called mouthful one sports milk chick filet me I got it let's try it and rated one through ten the customer service was great good that's it for producer corner okay okay are you gonna hit two sky hooks next time you get you on a basketball court I will attempt two sky hooks will I hit them

wait and see his pump figure is kind of nasty I will say that how's my job set it can be a little bit more you start shaking my head he never moved you got a little bit more

move a little bit more you could sell your shoulder a little bit maybe everyone took a second how do I say this that's how it was definitely those good hoops though man I didn't want to ask all since I asked the other crew

y'all three versus let's keep it a buck what's the score we're dog walking them again One's in two to 15. It's 15. Okay. Maybe I'll give him like seven. They're not, they're not scoring. I'd be, I'd be lazy on defense.

It doesn't matter. They're not scoring. Give us the player report for everybody else. I gave them NBA comps. Again, they're not all-star, all-stars. But I would say play style-wise, Omar's like, there's Garland. Okay, it's 3-3.

He can move like that? That would be the player comp to me. Wow. You know Donovan, try a hard defender. Is he locking him up? Locking him up? No. Okay.

I said, you're not personally. You said, okay. No, I said their weaknesses on the defensive end. He's giving you buckets. Beasol said he's giving you buckets. Wait, you said their weaknesses on the defensive end? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Darwin's frying him.

They're not. That's a problem. Like, I can see them scoring on you, but the defensive end is, yeah. Okay. So I said Omar plays like Darius Garland. I said, Domo plays like Zibo. Then they asked me for y'all NBA player comps. So I said, Mo's like, January Jackson, Jr.

Really? I disagree with that. Donovan, I said you're like Jalen Brown. I also kind of disagree with that. He didn't know if I see either of those. But continue to give them false information. Yeah, I don't think Mo doesn't play defense like that. He's an offensive ball handler.

Yeah, I can't play defense, but I'm just like, that's just a lot of energy. I was trying to think of like a big that can like bring someone out. You know what I'm saying? Dribble a little bit. You play more like Palo. Yeah, yeah, I probably should say that. Are they active like that though? Like how much are they moving around?

Because I do think that the three of us can continue to stay in motion. Dombo has lost a lot of weight. He's still a big dude, though. Omar, he's not what he asked. He says he active. Yeah. In the greatest scheme of things, I still want to say he's like active, dude. Omar's pretty active.

Okay. Yeah, we do have the stamina on our side for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that too. Also, I think our play styles compliment each other ironically, like, perfectly as well. Yeah, if we play tomorrow, you guys are getting absolutely fucking flooded. But if you guys had like a couple months like prep and stuff, I can see it. Okay. If they showed up tomorrow, it would be a blowout.

Tell them to pull up. Bring them here. Hey, I'm trying to set this up whenever. Bring them here. I'll do if you get them a flight tonight and we play tomorrow. So you guys have no advantage and we just fuck you up. Please bring them here. I'm going to full back dive every time.

Test your stamina. Domo and open space. Free eats. I'm not letting you triple. Every time you touch the ball, I sit to your chest. I'm starting these pod wars, man I'm not looking if you take a single step

without getting fouled I'm going to tire you out in two minutes Yeah You know I was fast out through one of those games And imagine there was a potter one of the line Imagine the cameras around Oh nah

I'm getting my game on the end Don't worry My leg is going to line at that point I'm still getting my game on the corner of him Man All right. The viewers are home. Donovan is the most hyper-competitive person

in the world. It's hysterical. Everything is... Yesterday we were playing. I called him Russell Westbrook because they might have effort he was showing in every single thing we did

was hysterical. We're playing 21. Pure effort. He was pure Russell Westbrook. Jason after loose balls. No one's going after you, but you, bro. Look behind you. I'm way back.

And you know what? He got them all. Yeah, I know. No, we can take that from him. You got it every time. Can't do it. We just don't like down on the team always. But that being said, that's end producer corner.

Let's go on to TikTok time. Let's talk about something besides simming 2K. Welcome to TikTok time. Today per usual, we're going to begin with a draft. And today we're bringing back our two V2 drafts. Beesols, what are the teams? Me and Isaac versus Moe and Donovan. We're having a race for it today.

Are you guys ready? Always ready. I'm so ready to be racist. that was not exactly I'm not back forgot where I was that that was an evolution of the statement

today we're doing a 2D2 draft as you see there's no spinner because we have a set theme we are seeing who can draft the best NBA team

with zero players who are on the cover of 2K at any point damn so no Tatum no Tatum damn it sorry

so we got to look across NBA history and figure out players have never been on 2K and there's been a lot of legend legend covers at this point. So most players have been at this point.

No motion. Players are no motion. Or just haven't gone there for whatever reason. Like when we just got it, so it's like shit. So you guys are you guys going to have first pick. Okay, first pick. You remember we got to take turns in two drafts. Can't help each other.

So decide who was first. I got it. Go ahead. Give me Yokic. Yolkich. I don't think so. We can fact check. Yeah, we probably got a fact check all of them.

I got it. Yeah. Like he has like super normal. Yeah. I would assume he doesn't even have an Instagram still. Yeah. Big men from Europe don't sell video games that well, I guess. For real?

Soccer. I guess so. They're not selling video games. I sell sneakers. Nope. They don't sell shit in America. Yo, well, Yokets would not want to do no brain. I've never seen him do a brand deal in his life. Ever. I'm not seeing any Yokich.

Yeah. No. What should be his first brand do? His first one? Yeah. Obviously he's that one. Like axe deodorant? Think he's the axe guy? Spray on, roll on? Yeah, I think a white European.

man could fuck with some acts. I could see that. I can see them coming to American. This is so cool. Valter squad. All right, so they get Yokic. I'm glad. I guess I'll go first.

I think we need to go old players that were really good that weren't quite famous enough or weren't quite marketable enough to get a legend cover. Because like Jordan Magic Bird have one. Akeem doesn't have one, does he?

I don't think so. Maybe some like international cover, though. I don't know. Does Kareem have one? Who's making the first good for? Definitely does that. I am. Oh, yeah,

I can't ask you. Oh, my bed. I will, I'll fact check it. Karino Duljebar will be our center. Okay. Did he have one?

I highly doubt that he's been a part of two K. But he should have been. Yeah, I can honestly see him having one, but. Oh my God. He is on one. Oh.

Never mind. 2K. 22. Yeah, yeah, what? He was on the 75th anniversary edition. Wow.

Him, Dirk and Kevin Durant were three people on that. Damn. Okay. Then we will take Hakim Elijah one. Okay. That's a very, very good pick.

Yeah. It's also where I was going to go. You can go double big? Yeah. But also, we'll do this at Power Forward, a man who will not allow himself to be in the game. We're going to Charles Barkley. Nice.

He's definitely never been on that. Great pig, great pig, great pig. Let me check, be sure. Maybe he got it before he went on strike. No, he's never been on one. No. Okay. Okay, Barclay and Yokic.

Yeah, that's like super Aaron Gordon. Holy shit. Yo, we're straight. All right, B, souls. How do you respond? Let's go big on big man Was Tim Duncan ever on the 2K cover I think he was

I think he was an NBA live Let me see 2K You might be right Yes Fucking NBA live Fuck Let's go I don't see Tim Duncan anywhere

I see fanmate covers A 2K 17 Yes Look at this fanmate UK in 2000 He's so orless Who's buying that game He's just standing still

Yeah he was on NBA Live 2000 He chose the wrong company Let's go Let's go Chose the losing side Fuckie A I will

never get a sponsor shit. Mad is stuff, man. All right. Donovan. No, it's on Mo. Mo. Okay.

Dang, this is crazy. This is tough, right? A lot of point guards make it on 2K. They're marketable. A lot of point guards do. Has Gary Payton been on 2K before? Definitely not. On the cover?

Probably not. I think he was on. I think he was also on MBA Live. There's a lot of crossover. Shout out to EA, man. Yeah, he has not been on there. Give me Gary Page. We got our guys.

Solid. It's my turn? Yes. I could go this direction. I feel like his lame, but I just pick straight, like, old, old players. So I'm like, yeah, you can't, that's, yeah, that's lame. Sure, like, can't be, like, Jerry West. You're like, I was going to say, don't pick Jerry West?

No, yeah. This is, this is why? It's not fun. Give me Kaye cutting him. Kate. Okay. Yeah, Kate hasn't gotten there. He's not big enough.

He's been overshadowed. Okay. Then you make sure. Not. Okay. You don't even have the Czech brother. I promise you he's not 2K status yet. He actually, I mean, he's kind of on 2K status, though.

I mean, he could have made it last year. He could have made this year. Like I said, if Wembe. If he made the Eastern Conference finals, I couldn't see it. Yeah, if Wembe had said no, I think they could have gone to Cade. Yeah. Well, actually, they would have went to Brunson. Zero chance.

I highly doubt it. All right, Donovan, your turn. Cool. All right. Two or three, two or three. Two or three. You got one in mind? Yes.

I focus on pick Derek White. Like, you fuck no. All right, so we have Yokic, we have Gary Payton, Barkley. We need some shooting. Yeah. Oh, you damn sure need some shooting. Yeah. You need two great, great shooters.

I don't think Ray Allen's ever been on the cover. Probably not. I'll check. I feel like he has. Maybe like NBA live or something or another like spinoff. I don't see him on NBA 2K. We will take Ray Allen as our two guards. Okay.

That's kind of crazy. Yeah, he probably wasn't NBA live. Wow. He, yeah. No, he's on neither. Wow. That's so crazy. Okay.

All right, Beasol's here. You've been itching for your pick. I've been itching. I swear. I know we technically need shooting, but sometimes the talent outweighs it. Oh my God, bro. We got double bigs. Let's do it.

Was D. Was Dway on a cover? Yes. He was. He was. He was on 19 Legitition. Oh, my God. Yeah.

You thought you were getting out that build up for what? I'm kind of glad because you were to fuck our space. Pick another great superstar. true please okay okay okay um was reggie miller on the cover i doubt it he should have i doubt it because they didn't have 2k in 1994 yeah but there's not like a legends edition yeah i don't see reggie miller on to cover two k he's not that big of a legend come on i mean the lore of reggie miller yes yes he is just in terms of like nope popularity for a second nope never been on there shocking good pick with kade you got some

size All right, Mo. How are you respond? Okay. How tall is Ray Allen? Like 6-6? 6.6? 6.6? 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. 6. I got all the, like, ball handlers and playmaking in the world.

So I really don't need anyone who can do too much off the drill. Facts. Meta Root piece. I was thinking worse. Lou Dort. I saw Thompson, welcome home. You know what? Let's just double up. Give me Clay Thompson.

Okay. Was he not on the cover? Clay Thompson? On the cover. Never on the cover of 2K. Oh wait. There's a years where they had like multiple people. Yeah.

I'll check for those. Like a special edition. Zero. No, but if Jersey's turn around, he's playing defense. Yeah, never. Never. Can we have Kwai Leonard?

Has he ever been on 2K? That might be an amazing. That might be a crazy pool. Let me check. I don't know. You know he's about. bag he probably wouldn't say no did they ever ask was he should have just pick spurs players facts i i think he was bait covers i thought he was let me see i assume like he's never been the

official cover huh that sounds that surprising isn't it doesn't that feel wrong that's he pretty weird that feels wrong yeah i mean in the air with lebron k d curry yonis yonis yonis kaw laner welcome to the small forward let's go if we didn't get him i would have scotie Wow. All right. They got us. That's great. That's awesome.

They're strange. Straight box. The team Duncan Kawhi stuff. You do have crazy space and your team would be nasty. Yok is playing point guard. Gary Payton.

If they had anybody different other than Kauai, we would have been. You would be straight. Yeah. We would have been cool. Your team's still really good. Yeah.

Reggie Miller. We have. Y'all bigs are sweet defensively. Yes. And we have monsters. Yeah. That's where we kind of lose. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what it is. I mean, So GP is locking up Cade. Him and Cater's fist fighting though. They're both locking each other up. But I guess honestly, no, you would, so

you would put Peyton on Kauai and you would let Ray go to Kade and then you would tell Clay. Clay on Kade, right? Clay's better defender than Ray. Yeah. He is.

And he's by the same size as Kade. Yeah, Ray and Reggie just running around. Yeah. Ging cardio in. Nobody's helping off with their both just jogging.

Yeah. Just playing Doug Doug Goose. Yeah, you guys just picked the best players all time. Our defense is fucking crazy. Yeah, without a 2K cover, honestly. Yeah, we have like the three best defenders possible. And then Kade's a good defender for the point guard, and Reggie miller just there.

Yeah. But can you have like, Kauai, Duncan Hakee might be the best defense accommodation in NBA history? It probably is. Yeah. That's fair. The only thing better is like if you think, if you say Scotty's a better defender than Kauai,

then you put Scottie there. Or if you go like role players who maybe are better at defensive reality, we still give them their credit. I don't know. Kauai's facts. Yeah, I don't. Like, pick any role player you want Kauai is probably better. Yeah.

Yeah. Damn. I got us. Fuck. We lost the race. All Beasles does a day is win, by the way. He won the draft. He won the other draft.

Because we lost this draft, you can't be racist. Oh, no. I planned it on that shit, right? Damn it! I planned on it. Shit. Davenor got the quote in earlier. It's over.

It's always tomorrow That was great Next thing we're going to do NBA 2K 27 is out You know what that means We have many segments to do Reacting to NBA 2K ratings Today is no difference

We are going to see five Individual ratings And us three have to decide Who the player is that B Souls Is describing Okay, let's do it All right, first player Shooting Guard

92 from 3 97 driving dunk and he can draw fouls, but he can't pass. I know exactly who this is. Passing Vision 65. I know exactly who it is. You see that Dunkin 3. There's only so many guys.

Donovan Mitch is one of the first guys. Who comes to mine? No way, Donovan. Also, he's not a 92, three-point shot. He actually might have a 9-2-3-point shot. Yeah, for sure. Anthony Edwards comes to mine too. But the draw foul is like...

That's the main person in my mind. Me too. But 95 draw foul. He's actually like famously doesn't foul bait. Yeah. But 2K can just be throwing some ratings around to inflate him. It says Anthony Edwards. This is Anthony Edwards.

Okay, that makes sense. Who else are you thinking? Nobody. I thought it off-rip. There's really nobody in NBA right now besides him that has that three and that that dunk combination. You see a two guard that could shoot, that could drive me. Like, oh my goodness, what's his weakness?

He can't pass. Yeah. And that's okay. That's fine. But I know that that's aunt. It's not that great. It's not okay. But for now it's okay.

He needs to fix it. He's still a top 10 player in the world. Like, you could do much worse than that. We need aim higher. Let's get to two, Ant. Let's learn how to pass. Get 075. Got a bronze badge in there or something.

Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. All right, next player. A center. Extremely consistent offensively, extremely smart shot IQ, not that strong, decent primitive defender for a center. 80 perimeter D is high as fuck for a center

and a good mid-range. Is Evan Mowgli? Nope. Evan Mowbly, offensive consistency, nearly perfect? True, you're right, 98. If they didn't have that, I would kind of think with that perimeter D

at 84 mid-range shot, Is this BAM out of Bayou? No. Good guess. But he's stronger than that. Yeah, that's way too low on the shrink. Also, is that 98 offensive consistency? Is that representative of what we should expect?

Or the Gasson? The Gasson? The Gasson. Okay. Is this Anthony Davis? No. Is this? Homegren?

No. No. He's like 59. Is this Victor Wembeyanama? This is Wembe. This is Wembe. Yeah. 98 offensive consistency.

Not yet, buddy. Damn. 95 shot IQ. Not yet, buddy The strength 69 is hilarious He actually might never have a 95 shot IQ He's always gonna have the eye to tiger in him Not impressed

Thumbs down This is clearly inaccurate Yeah, they're doing a little bit much With the mental self-offensively Other than that, I mean, the last three numbers make sense Yeah He ain't got this Oh my God

Next year though He's gonna read a lot of books over the summer He was training with the monks Who's gonna train with this time? I don't know. You better figure it out. Like Zaraam Mammani? Is that enough?

I don't know. Can Mamm Dani fix him? Mnani wouldn't do it. He's the bare New York. He's not going to do it. Very New York first guy. The most of your first guy. Famously.

Makes sense. In all regards. All right. I should have picked him. Next player. Shooting guard with a 74 defense, 72 strength, 98 intangibles,

90 perimeter defense and 98 shot IQ That's super interesting to be weak as hell That's not that week though for a shooting guard But 72 strength 74 defense but 90 perimeter defense Obviously it's gonna average out But like interiors is special

That's very interesting 72 out for 2K rings Really not that weak for a shooting guard though 98 intangibles That's a mid bro 98 intangibles is like You're one of those guys You're a leader

Yeah 90 perimeter D is high though Your team can count 98 shot IQ Is this Derek White? No. Is Dyson Daniels? He went to 90 Intangibles.

No. No who might? Is this Drew Holiday? This is not. Damn it's shooting. Y'all are on the right track, though. Yeah, it's definitely somebody like that, clearly. It's definitely a very highly respected defender.

Oh, it's Alice Crusoe. No. Damn. It's somebody like that. We're dancing around it. I don't know about highly respected defender. No, okay. I thought 98 intangibles would mean that they get like some.

He's him boost. It's not Lou Dork, because that strength. 98 shot IQ? Oh, so he's also a smart offensive player. Yeah. She's a smart guy. Let me throw you all the bones. You said not highly respected.

This is one of those. The stats aren't representative of the player. Tyler heroes. No. Hell no. What the hell. 90 primity though. We got to go there.

At least he's a great defender. Is this Jalen Brown? Yes. Okay. 98 shot IQ. That's funny. Nice. Okay.

Okay. Okay. 74 defense? 74 defense is kind of disrespectful. It could be high. No, no, it's not, because off ball defense is really bad, but 90 perimeter D,

that makes total sense. He nets out as a pretty okay defender, 74-ish, because the off-ball is terrible. But perimeter, smack the ground, he's good. Yeah.

I think that's actually pretty fucking respectable. Okay. I would have thought he's a little stronger in that, though. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? That's what is true? That's like, yeah, that's bogus. What a shot IQ, really?

They just got to fill attributes. They have certain numbers that they just make really high, really low to boost ratings whichever direction they want.

Yeah. But 72 strength for perimeter players never have crazy strength that way they're not able to like lock up bigs in 2K so I guess

72 is probably like normal for a strong small forward. Okay. I guess. If you give 90 then he's locking up Joelle and beating the post.

Which we saw he did not. He actually didn't do it. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't do it. He was getting fried. Yeah. Oh.

All right. Next. I didn't hear you. Point guard, 93-3-pointer, 95 mid-range, 89 vertical, 87 speed, 98 durability. This is the go, what the fuck? He's the go and he stays healthy. 89 vertical, he's getting up there too. Yeah, but not crazy vertical.

I would almost guess, like, that sounds like Shay to be great, decent vertical, great mid-range shot, but he doesn't have a 93-3. 89 vertical for Shay. No, so it can't be said. It's not, it's not Curry. This is 98 durability. He plays all the time. I'm gonna go Jalen Brunson here.

Oh. For 89 verticals, though? Vertical's higher shit for Jalen Brunson. Bro, give him a fucking 50 not vertical. It is not jailen burson. Okay. Yeah. 89.

Like he's seen him boom some shit. Never in your life. I have. In vanilla. Yeah, like when he was in college. Yeah. And when he's in the NBA. Who do you boom on?

Hmm? Who do you boom on? Be souls. He was in the way. Release the files. At least I was in the league. So this guy probably plays kind of like Jalen Brunson, but more. vertical. Also not super

fast, 87 speed. It's not Kade, is it? No. Okay. Point guard. 98 durability. Oh, this is Tyrese maxi. No. No. Is this? What? Is it Jamal Murray? No. How was this not Tyrese Maxi? Okay, 95 is very high. That's high enough that that's probably one of the best mid-range shooters in the world. They want to just give it 95 out. 93 is like he's probably a good shooter, not one of the best in the world necessarily.

95 is like you're one of the best middies. If we're talking about point guards, though, and guys, who can get up. Yeah, I just think Shea and Brunson with 95 Midi. It's not Lamello. It's not hard in. I will say. This isn't Luca, is it?

It's not. When I saw the 98 durability, I'm like, this makes no sense. Is it Darius Garland? No. 98 durability makes no sense. He does get hurt more than you would think with this rating. No. Yo, my best guess is a Tyree's.

I mean, it's not Steph Curry, is it? No. Okay, I was like 89 vertical would be nuts, but. It's close, though. It's close. Steph Curry's. This is Damien Lillard? Yes.

Oh, 98 durability. Nice. All right, 2K. They're just saying shit. Okay. Other than that. Which I guess, I see not because even before the Achilles, he still had a couple seasons where he was only playing like 60 games.

Yeah, 98 durability should be your fucking Iron Man. Yeah. At least 75 games a year. Taring your Achilles should lower you to like an 88. I'm not going on. Yeah. I don't really think he'll have 89 vertical at any point the rest of his life. Other than that, salute.

Respect. McHill Bridges probably had like 99 durability. No. 105 yeah yeah all right next player we got a shooting guard with 69 mid range 97 close shot

which is like floater range 94 layup 25 standing dunk and 53 defense so this is an offensive slanted shooting guard it's a slashing shooting guard all he does a slash

is this a men Thompson no my bad 53 defense I didn't see that oh and standing dunk that's a terrible guess so all he could do is like floaters and layups is that under the word

is this tray he's not physical at all No. Craig Dunn, play defense. Also, 53 might be kind of high for defense. Yeah, definitely. It's too high. You're out of your mind.

And also, he doesn't have a 97 close shot. He stopped picking his Florida's like four years ago. Damn. Who's only making these layers? Saying, oh, this is a shooting guard. True. That's the fuck? We're just slandering trade.

This is a two. My bet. Okay, at least slashing two, but that's all he does is slash. No MIDI. Like he don't do nothing but slash. He's groundbound, no dunking. Layup specials. That's such a weird.

It's like Jamal Crawford. A groundbound slasher? Jamal Crawford with no midi, though. Hmm. What does that sound like? I don't know that plays not in the league. He doesn't sound like good. It's not a specialist.

It's like a slashing specialist guy. It's like Shaden Sharp. I don't know. No. I would almost think like Cam Thomas at the mid range was higher. If I were to make this player's attributes, the mid range would be higher than 69.

Yeah, but it's probably in theory it should be, but he hasn't been shooting that well. Yeah But you might have though I don't know You think she's weird Yeah Yeah

Is this Austin Reeves Yes 53 defense No Because that's all total defense Not just perimeter D Yeah yeah Okay okay okay

He's not He's not 69 is egregious He actually doesn't shoot very midrange shots Like he's not Elite there He's kind of three in slash

But 69 Yeah I mean I'd probably say 71 or something He can hit him But Yeah I was thinking Like 77 80 With the mid range

Yeah because he really goes to the Florida range Which is why he has 97 close shot. He's unstoppable on that range. Okay. Makes sense. It's not horrible, not horrible. Yeah, the selection of these cooked me. All right. Next. Small forward. 99 hustle. He's moving.

99 stamina. He never stops moving. 70 shot IQ, 64 strength, 95 hands. Is it man Thompson? No. Lou Dort. No. He's got good hands. McHale Bridges. No. No, he has good hands. McHale's not putting hands in anybody. I'm choosing to assume this is like hands. you can tell

let's see Caruso is stronger than 64 70 shot IQ Mark is smart No it's a small Ford Oh I can't read

It's okay man I'll join the club Yeah I punch my card Yep 99 hustle 99 hustles like You really are

Just running around Small forwards I do that Asar No Hmm Not a man Not a sara

Let's see Hustle Out west Try and think It's like Jimmy Butler No You gotta be young I think Or it's like a bit

That all you do is hustle I guess your thing To get 99 You're not correct with Isaac You gotta be like Stephen Adams Like that's what you do You already said Ludo Right

It's a bit It's like comical To all you do is hustle Yeah Isn't McAlberges No No That's very close though

Dylan Brooks That's Josh Hart yeah oh okay it is comical okay yeah mr hustle mr hustle mrs stamina okay that makes total decently strong too okay 95 hands y'all think he's like that we gotta test that this good hands slapbox on the pot he gets a lot live yeah you gotta fight josh hard now i'll fight the slapboxes test out his smoke too short so he's taller than you really but yeah he is like he has like he has like six four wingspan

in six four precisely. Oh, we match up perfectly. Actually, he's probably higher to 64 wingspan, but it's like close to neutral. He's,

he's cooking me. I got a licking though. I don't know if it's a guarantee that Josh Hart cooks you in slap boxing. I think he does. I don't think elite athletes are automatically good

at slapboxing specifically. Now, I think if it was like the worst athlete, you're like, yo, I can slap this shit out of it. I have short arms, obviously. I'm not slat boxing anybody,

but you can get a lick in though. You're close enough. I think you get a lick in on Josh Hart. You could? Yeah. Yeah. I think you can compete in slap boxing

shorter NBA players When was the last time you're out slapbox? High school. Dude, I slap box every time I see my little brother. It's been a minute. I slap box all the time. 2016?

It's been a decade. We can bring your back though. Fax. And it's your talk time? Slat it up. I'm quicker than I was in 2016. All right, next player. Last time about slap box?

I got got. I got good man I got right across the face I ate it I kept I kept going leaking though my nose is bloody oh you got for real

got box boxed what I never seen a slap that causing leakage and so it was like this I saw the blood I was like beef stew I was like man let's line this up and we have to go right now

and did you get you get back yeah we did you get back yeah we did like three times. Did you feel like you end up winning? Yeah. Where'd you do this at in the bathroom or what? The bathroom?

Yeah, like school bathroom. Oh, oh. No, it was a... I think it was an adult. It's a bathroom. At home? It was at an Airbnb. It was the summer after

high school. Who were you slot boxing? One of my friends. Okay. We got a small Ford with a 95 shot IQ, 85 driving dunk, 97 land. up 88 post fade and 70 hustle.

88 post fade is crazy. Don't be hustling. No, this is LeBron James. This is LeBron. He doesn't hustle anymore. Don't ask him to do too much. He'll post fade, he'll hit a layup. Don't expect hustle afterwards.

He's got to recoup. They said Jalen Brown has a higher shot IQ than Bronn. All right, man. Well. Well. Wow. Wow. Water break.

No comment. Take a second. sip after that one. Wow. You got to get a shot after that one. Otherwise, it won't make sense. All right.

Next player. Point guard with a 93 layup, 86 driving dunk, 64 overall inside scoring, 90 consistency on offense and 89 agility. 89 agility. Interesting.

So he can slash layup and dunk, but overall's inside scoring isn't good. But once in all, he'll get one in there. Yeah. Is this Jamal Murray?

No. So I think that means he can jump high as a high vertical so he gives him a driving dunk but he's not the most consistent finisher make he he clearly doesn't have a good close shot so he doesn't have a good touch I guess listen is this is his case none of those were great cater makes sense Cade 90 offers a consistent season high so I don't think Tyre's Halliburton oh actually Tyries definitely wouldn't have 86 driving dog slamming shit no that'd be insane that'd be nuts okay well we start there 86 driving dunk only so many

point guards can get up like that correct pretty vertical cool. But again, it's still the combination of driving dunk and bad inside scoring. Is this 2026 Russell Westbrook? No. There's your time now. That would be hilarious. Salute. It's a younger

player. I'll give you all that. Yeah. Jalen sucks. No, it's opposite consistency. You'd be like 30. Thanks. Younger player. Anybody on the Raptors? This isn't. Oh, wait. Is this John Morant? No.

Nah. It's Dylan Harper? Yes. Okay. Good guess. Yeah, we have honestly that lip, it's gonna be 98 by the end of this year. Yeah. That year two leap, it's gonna be the best slasher at the position. I'm surprised with how low the inside scoring was.

But it did net out all the inside scoring. Yeah, yeah. Makes sense, yeah. Doesn't have like an advanced floater game or anything yet. Yeah, also that definitely, I'm justifying it. It definitely is a random ass number to keep his overall down. That doesn't make sense. Yeah.

All right. Next. Point guard with 64 inside scoring, 83,3, 85, hustle, 90 offensive consistency. And 94 close shot. You love offensive consistency. Yes. Is this Trey?

No. You're looking for Trey everywhere. No worry. You'll find them. Keep going. If you make the list, man, I don't know. Damn, I did put offensive consistent. I still.

So solid hustler, we can shoot solidly an elite floater game. Elite. So it's not Jock because 833 is way too high. Yeah. Maxis is going to be higher. Maxis is a high floater game. Probably too high. 83 is too low for three. Also 85 hustle.

very, very active. Which sounds like Maxi a little bit. Is this Tyres Maxi? It is not Tyres Maxi. Yeah, they'll probably give like 883 at least. 94 close shot. Who's hitting these floaters? This, uh, Lemelo ball?

No. It's Luca Donchich? No. 85 hustles seems high for her. He'll be hustling. It just depends if it's good or bad. You know, that's a great point. He moves fast, though.

That's a fantastic point. He tries hard in many things. 83 close shot. You're not a knockdown. shooter. You're good, obviously. Yeah. But then that 94 close shot, like they're,

could this throw us full- this is like Josh Giddy or something? Is it Jim Hardin? No. Josh Gide. No. Josh Gide. Just hilarious.

Just hilarious. Yeah. Most hilarious. Yeah. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. A little bit.

A little Jatheeddy. Yeah. Yeah. You can say that. Tyree Taliburton? No. I will say he's not a star player. Okay.

Closer to Josh Gitty than Ty Leverton. Yeah. Interesting. It's like Ty Jerome. Tid Jerome is a nasty floater. It's a Tid Jerome. It's not Tid Jerome, but that's a good guess. He's a little getting closer and closer.

He is a filthy floater. Really? He's a fielderon. Might not be a backup. Okay. Tadiron starts now. Should be. Should be a backup.

But he's going to be starting. Okay. We can take this some places. We might be on to something. Who is a mid-ass team with a backup point guard who should be a six-man? Is Cedin McCollum? No. Fuck.

Not a bad guess. Trying to think through all the roster. I can't imagine the logos. Kind of fried right now. No. Should be a backup. Who's on the lower tier starting point guards? I'm thinking out.

Wait. Oh, is this De N. Fox? No. No. He's like a point guard shooting guard. He's a combo guard. No pain picture type.

Type type. Like Marcus smarter or something? I don't know. He's not starting. It's not a reed shepherd. He's also not an 90 offensive consistency. And 94, close shot. He can make something happen in the faint.

That's probably all he does. Yeah. I'm thinking about the best. Get hit threes. Yeah, yeah. Tyler Hero? No. Right. Do we mention Peyton Pritchard? Yeah, it's not paying Bridges. Brandon Pajamsky. Correct.

Let's go. Oh, why is he a point guard? I thought it was two. Yeah, he's small guard at the point. Yeah, they kind of was a point. Yeah, that's a hell, okay. Solid. You know, fair. This is a fair assessment of Brandon Pajemski.

Okay, okay. This is a good player. Very good player. Everybody said he should start. Start on many teams. B pods is his guy. He's a B pods guy. He is a B pods guy.

I'll take that one. I am a B pods guy. All right. Last player. Usually all thought me those I can't take. I'll take them where I can. Power forward with an 88 perimeter D, 74 rebound, 30 shot IQ. Jesus Christ, he's brain dead.

25 offensive consistency. He's also blind. And 90 hustle. Camiga. No. The 88 perimeter D though. He can lock the fuck up. He's locking up and he's hustling.

And he's trying very, very hard. Is this a Sarr? No, that's, I'd be 98, my bad. No. He's also not moronic. Kelton Johnson. No. I'll be damned Kelton Johnson's 88 perimeter defense.

Power forward. Power forward that can lock up. I'm guessing he's more three height to be 88 perimeter D. He's not going to be like 611 with that. Otherwise, he's fucking Evan Mowgli. This guy stands out so much, like 30 shot IQ 90 hustle. Elite defender, two. Shamani Kamara?

No. Herb Jones? No. 30 shot IQ. 30 shot IQ. Okay, who were the non-shooter elite defenders that I can't shoot a lick? Is this? Are you targeting me?

Wait, what? Are you targeting me at this election? I don't know what that's Jared B. No, this is that. I thought you gave me PTSD for a second. I was like, yo, where did you go with that? I thought you were trying to trickling me. No, no, no.

Let's see all the raptors. Jeez. But is that close? No one on the. Raptors. Nah. No. No. Okay.

Okay. I won't say. I don't think he's 30 shot IQ bad with this shot IQ. Apparently they do. Yeah. I think he just jacks it. Yeah. But, okay, but the perimeter defense is where we should land on the.

Dylan Brooks? No. No. 74 defensive rebound. So he is tall enough. He could really impact the boards. So he might be like 6, 9, 610, 611. Is Jared?

Jared. Jared Jackson? No. No. No. He doesn't have 88 perimeter D. This is like a, that's really fucking high. Yeah. Is this Dremont Green?

Yeah Oh I'm just overthinking our asses off I wouldn't have associated Dreymong Green with 30 shot IQ is Come on, man He should have been shooting at all 25 offensive consistency

Come on, man Come on, come on Come on, come on We got a storm the offices, bro That's crazy No man The offensive consistency being low I get it, he was turning over

Left and Right last year But 25? His shot IQ wasn't bad. His past IQ was bad last year. I also, no, he was getting ripped a lot. So, I don't know. Mind you, 25's the lowest. And they're like, yeah, he's like five points higher than the lowest.

What does that mean? Yeah, you can't let them speak on your name like this. Yeah, Dr. They're telling you you're one of these stupidest players in the league. I wouldn't take that if I was you personally. No, no, no, no, no, Dre. I would call a thing one and thing two. I would do something about it.

There's this guy called Ronnie 2K, which his Twitter handle. Introducing them Introducing a Mustang and salad All right and that is it I got a notification

yesterday on Facebook marketplace somebody put a picture of their fist and they said you can get a knuckle sandwich

for free for free Joe someone was pissed that day knuckle sandwich for free Dude, you know what funny is to go to Facebook? How much more are they charging?

It was free. Oh, oh. You know what the point is to go and try to get bits off on Facebook Marketplace? There's no room for applause. You're doing it for love with the game. No, you can comment under your post now. Can you? Yeah, you can.

He's doing crowdwork on Facebook Marketplace. There's an avenue for anything. You're trying to make it in his life. You've got a type five. Go to Facebook marketplace and get your shit off No facts a kid bro Randomly like

You can be funny anywhere I was on like the Facebook marketplace Like this explore page or whatever Trying to look up some random decor for the house And I saw like a dress up there And someone was wearing it And I see people trying to get game off there I'm like yo you guys crazy as hell

They were shooting shots Yes Getting game off at a person wearing their dress What were the bars they were dropping? I don't remember I don't remember It was coming off Do you come with it? I think that's one of them let us talk.

But you freak ass. Hell not. Lunk activities. Body tea. All right. Oh, man. Let's sit on that one. Okay.

Next thing we're going to do today. Last week, we picked the most athletic players in NBA history, putting them on a podium to decide the top three. today will be deciding the top three NBA shooters of all time. We have about 21 players, I think, to cycle through. We've got to decide which three can remain on the podium of NBA history. Real Uters. Real Uters.

First off, we got Steve Nash. Start him off that one. It don't matter. Will he stay in top three? No. I'll be not. But honorable mention, for sure, up there. Okay.

Next. Damn. Steph Curry right away. I'm glad he got this out of the way. But Steve Nash is down to two. Where should Curry go? Yeah, this is really a conversation of who's going to be two and three on this list. Yep.

Okay. Unless we want a pod. Let's pause. Let's not. What is shooting? What do you mean? What is shooting? What is shooting?

Yeah. I should let's go to the next one. Let's sit on that one. Let's sit on that one. Let us simmer. So much group think around this Steph Curry fellow. Like somebody's got to take a stand. Let us say.

Let us over a little bit. Nobody wants to be different. Nobody? Wow. All right. No originality in this road. There's some big shoes to step into for someone who's brave enough. have to do it. I see a gap in the market.

For those bros to take a step, you'll be rewarded. All right. Y'all say that and then Trey Young came along and y'all damn it every single time. Fake words, fake people. All right. Next, Steve Kerr. Come on, man. Who's going to step up? Is Steve Kerr better shooting the Nash?

No. The Nash off the dribble stuff is no. Different level, right? Yeah. Like the balance that you have to find is so different. And I'm sure Nash was a much bigger threat from mid-range. which might be more about his handle but I mean

it's part of it I guess if you can't access a shot if you can't access your shots as much than that is that also I feel like obviously for Steph that's what that's what takes him but there's a lot of guys

like Steve Kerr where like we're just in the gym roll the ball out and we're doing a shooting drill like I think Steve Kerr could could out shoot unfortunately the stat sheet counts for live games

not roll the ball on the gym see that's the problem That's the exact predicament that we're in in this moment of time If we had open gym's desk, Steve Kerr's life would have been way different Steve Kerr could, I take Steve Kerr today in the shooting match against Steve Nash. Okay, but an NBA game, I think Steve Nash is probably the more valuable. He's frying. But better shooter.

He's trying to fill the market right now. Is he it? It's close, obviously. I mean, Steve Nash is great. Even as a frito shooter, Steve Kerr was better. Well, Steve Nash also was like 99% too. There were bowls like that. And somehow Steve Kerr came on top.

Steve Nash is like also led the league every year. who's healthy. Okay. We're going to Steve Nash at three? Steve Kerr? We have to. Okay. Next.

Reggie Miller. Now, hang on Steve Kerr. All right. We put Steve Kerr below Steve Nash for versatility. Obviously, Reggie Miller is a bigger threat from mid-range too. Steve Kerr, shout out to you. Thank you for your work. They make a lot of just spot up to three-point shooters.

They don't make a lot of Reggie Miller's. Reggie's at two. Okay. I'm not mad at that. The problem is Steve Nash, I think it's always the whole conversation if he didn't want to shoot too many times. But I do think he's as good of a shooter as he's as he's. guys. Okay.

If he wanted to He'd have the mental? Yeah, he didn't have the mental. Put Reggie at two. He didn't have the makeup. So Steve Nash had three, right you had two? Mm-hmm.

Okay. Next. Ray Allen. You got to throw it off to the picture's dark as hell right? Yeah. I'm like, this is Ray Allen or Michael Jordan.

I thought you're not alone now. I go, I go like. I throw it up every time. It's like, it's not even that like, it's just hard to see. Like, it's such low exposure. Yeah.

Like, I can barely tell like even the face features, honestly. Like, this could be KG. I'm like, okay, I bet. It doesn't like AJ. Yeah. I was like Dreymo?

Yeah. On a shooter side? Okay. Ray Allen. Ray is a better shooter than Reggie. So Steve Nash is out of here. Is it a conversation? Yeah, Steve Nash is obviously out of here.

It's a, no, it's definitely a conversation. If we want to, if we want to do that, that's fine. I'm going to take Ray because I think both of them obviously heavy, heavy movement shooters. Reggie is probably slightly better, like, off balance than Ray. Only slightly. Yeah. But I think even one, I think

I think from distance, I think Ray has a little bit more range, honestly, than Reggie. And so I think I would take that over the off-balance stuff. Because also Ray just has this knack to always find himself on balance. So I would put him at two.

Like Ray's better off the dribble too. Maybe I just don't know about Reggie Miller's. I think so as well. Because Reggie Miller didn't have a crazy handle, but off the dribble or off-screen, like kind of the same type of effect. They're both kind of elite at that. Yeah, give me a ray.

Okay. Reggie Miller's probably shot more mid-range shots. If that counts for anything. If you're going to make the argument for him, it'd probably be he's the more go-to-mid-range shooter. Is he? I think so. I don't think so.

I don't think so. I don't think so. Because even... Young Ray, get more mid-range shots than I thought? Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. But Steve Nash down?

Yeah. Either way else would say, Reggie Miller still still go to three. Yeah. Rial two. Because they're both victims of error where you look at their shot charts. Like, if y'all played five years later, you would have actually been able to able to take three. So I think the mid-range was good for both of them.

I just know they made an offense on Reggie Miller's three. I mean, on Reggie Miller's mid-range shots. Like that was like running off floppy, running into mid-range elbow buckets was his whole thing. Okay. Yeah, either way, we can go Ray Allen because the three-point dominance, I think makes up for any lack of mid-range. Okay.

Ray Allen at two. Next. Pager Stoyakovich. Honorable mention, shout out to you. Salute. I'll put two fingers to my dome and I'll push them forward. Big salute. Next.

Nicole Eoke. Okay, so what is shooting? What is shooting? What is shooting? Because are floater's shots? Aren't you shooting when you shoot a floater? He's the greatest floater range score of all time. Obviously, it's a mid-range to him too.

What is a post-aid? I appreciate y'all for expanding the definition. Y'all know good and well, that's not what we're talking about. I should lay it down because like what? Where does a line go? I think floters. Yeah, jump shooting. Yeah, jump shoot.

You got a jump shoot. Oh, so now you can't do a set shot and be nice. And you have to have. form with it. Form. Okay. We got something for this. Don't worry.

Don't worry. We got some names. We'll test them. We'll see. Honorable mention, Nicole Yokich. Okay. You're okay. Thanks.

Michael Jordan. What is shooting? What is shooting? He's not 32%. He's jumping. She's jumping high as hell. We didn't even got to put Jordan in honorable mention. I see that little trash.

As a shooter, you could put Jordan there. Fair. So you have to be at least like a very good three-point shooter for us to say mid-range is enough Yeah, you have to be a three-level shooter Or two-level because apparently we don't respect Mid-R-R-Spectsats. That's also true.

Two levels. You have to be good? Put him in trash. Yeah, put Mike in the trash. He's not on the honorable mention of this list. There we go. Next. Larry Bird.

Is he better than the Reggie? Here's the thing. Are we going to do era adjustments? Because for his air, he's obviously like, knows like the first like high volume shooter like that that like this whole game

is based on that. Looking back, all these guys have lapped them. We've kind of figured some shit out about shooting since then. How much credit do we give him for innovation? Also mid-range shooting.

A lot of those. I can give him credit but I can't give him any more than like three. Can he displace Reggie Miller's really the combo? Either way he's gonna get knocked off. We know that. Yeah. But should we give him over Reggie Miller for now?

So the question just is, do you want to do for their era or go towards modern guys because they figure some shit out? What matters more? Reggie's movement or Byrd's ability to be like creative in the shots? Like do everything like off platform, not necessarily be as I said, get, you know, weird angles. I'll always go towards like creativity with those shots. I think that. I think Larry Bird's creativity and difficult shot taking and making is more of an outlier than Reggie. really's movement.

I agree. Or maybe out there's wrong phrasing. But also like in their era, a movement shooter like that and to build your offense around that, that is very unique. So it was a forward shooting like that. At six,

nine, six, ten. Yeah. Yeah. So are we going, Reggie? I mean, are we going Larry? I'll go Larry. It's up to y'all if you want to do for their era or what.

Because if it's not for era, then obviously, like your bird's not touching top three. And not even be on his list. Let's just do it. because they're getting booted regardless yeah they're both gone Larry Bird goes to 3-4 now

are they're getting booted yes absolutely oh wow okay we can only do so much for the era we got real demons today next player concanipal hey conga

was a better shooting Larry Bird 2026 yeah let's do it I can only do so much for their arrow ah maybe you can

impounded we're not doing if you want to say everybody in there yeah we can go Larry Bird can I see two years you as an NBA shooter. Do you need it? Yes.

I do. Put him an honorable mention for now. Put him an honorable mention. It's fine. If we're saying for the air for Larry to be on here in the first place, we have to stay sick of that. Reggie gets bounced for Larry. Larry gets bounced out for Khan. Reggie's still an honorable mention. So if Khan does it again, then you'll put him on there? We have a conversation.

Then he's Larry Bird. He's just like, fuck. We learned some shit over the 35 years between them. Yeah. Okay. Con, honorable mention. For now. J.J. Reddick. Yeah, he's tough. If Kong couldn't get on there, can JJ Redick?

Fuck no. Obviously, did it for longer. Con's a one-year-wonder. I mean, he can't. JJ can get on there? Can he? But over Larry Byrd, are we still doing the fourth era? No, he's not better shooter than Bird.

Like, he is, but he's not. He's not. Three-point shooter. Okay. I think that gap is the biggest gap here. I mean, JJ's not an off-the-dribble shooter like that. I mean, he never was that. He walked into mid-range shots and stuff, but not like on.

the dribble you're right yeah like the creation into that is not there but he came off a screen so well that i think it kind of makes up for it in a shooting conversation that's fair i can get there comes off screens and also like he's one of the top maybe like seven guys in the league like history who can come off a screen so fast and not really need even need to see the room like that and just throw it up there yeah he'll always fall really good off balance of yeah but again we don't have to if we're allowing larry bird to be here we should keep him over didger edict for sure j day sorry. We might have one more

with Larry's stanza. Yeah, we'll keep giving him a chance. All right, next. Clay Thompson. Oh, it's gone. It's over. We gave you a roll. We gave you a good one, Larry.

Rocks. So is it Ray Allen or Clay Thompson, I do? Mm. Now, this is tough, and this is where Ray Allen kind of, like, struggles in this conversation when it comes to era-ish a little bit. I think I want to, I might want to lean towards Ray Island,

though, just a little bit. I don't know. They're damn near neck and neck to me. I don't really know what to use the deciding factor. Yeah. They're both the two like spot-up gods that were insane and consistent. The most consistent technique you're ever going to see the shot form is beautiful. Everyone wants to replicate it.

You can build offenses around them being your second best threat. They both had immense team success being volume shooters. We see it for way to play. He'll let you forget. He led the 2016 playoffs to scoring. Don't don't you fucking forget. Like total points? Total points.

Fuck out of here. He did. Yeah. believe it means those enemies don't forget it um i remember every morning all right i guess the tiebreaker who shot is prettier right i think clay like it's way easier to replicate and also like for anybody anybody based their shot off of clay than ray allen ray allen's like flicks it hot take though because i've seen i've seen people say clay's shot is actually not the prettiest because it's so stiff because it's so square

takes a bit and there's not there's not I'm people yeah there's not a lot of fluidity to his shot which I think in Ray's to big up Ray he could probably get he can get to his shot quicker than

no he can I don't know what that I don't know about that I think if you're moving if you're moving around maybe because right with Ray's shot too he generates so much power from his base and he jumps really high when he shoots too I think there's a reason Clay has had these crazy outbursts Like the 16 and stuff. His quick trigger is just ridiculous.

Yeah, his quick trigger and how he, no, I think I'll go Clay, but the simple nature of the whole, he doesn't need to dribble thing, but can get so hot off of just the shooting. I'm going to say his singular shooting ability carries him further because he can't do quite as much. He doesn't even like that? Nobody's like that.

Ray's, nobody else has done that. I mean, Ray's like that to some extent. Yeah, but nobody's at Clay in that. Nobody else has had those crazy hot outbursts he's had. Yeah, like 60 and 11. Like, Steph's not even doing that. Like, it's not even doing that because of the attention he garners. I'm sure he could.

Yeah. But, like, Clay, he gets attention too. Like, they know he can shoot the threes. Yeah. And he still gets him off without dribbling. I'm going Clay. I go Clay, too. All right, Clay, too.

But it's close. It's not, it's not like a huge landslide. I don't know. I just kind of respect what Ray's done with, you know, not playing next to the greatest shooter ever. I don't know. But, okay. Yeah, Ray, Ray, Ray didn't play next to good players either.

Not all the time, Uters. Yeah, well, it's not. That's a, I mean, that is a, it is a. It is fair. It's a. It's a. As much attention as anybody, but there's other ways to also get help generating shots than just having an elite shooter next to you. Fair, fair, fair.

Like Rondo Paul Pearson, Kevin Garnett does help. It's a little bit, a little bit, a little bit. A lot of attention drops from three guys. Hey, man, I'm just advocating for my guy. And you have to, that's fair. Okay. Play it to next. Kevin Durant, what is shooting?

Kevin Durant has enough three-point shooting to really respect the mid-range as the deciding factor. I feel like some of these debates. He is like the top of this conversation when he comes to. is talking about mid-range shooting and three-point shooting combined. He's such a good mid-range shooter that he tore his Achilles, got way slower, and people act like he didn't get slower because his mid-range is so good that people don't notice. Yeah, this is tough. Put KD in three.

I feel like you have to. I feel like you have to. The only reason to keep right out on there is because you just think his three-point shooting is such a gigantic gap over everybody else. But you just can't say that when KD is also an elite three-point shooting. Is KD the second best shooter of all time? Because what separates stuff, obviously. is the fact that he could just do it off the dribble at the crazy rate.

If Katie's doing the same thing and Katie can get Hesi tweens and gets his mid-range, gets his three, his shot is unblockable because he's seven feet tall. Is he not a better shooter? And can also shoot 40% from three. Yeah, I think the argument to put him above Ray-Han is the exact same argument to put above Clay Thompson. So the consistency would lead you to two, I think. So, yeah, I guess we would go Katie at two.

And the height is a factor. He can get to more shots. Mm-hmm. We can't penalize him for having a better handle, even though it's not a shooting thing, but it does allow him to get to more shots too. Yo, these three were on the same team, man. What the hell?

I know. In their primes. Most hated in America, bro. Jordan is 73 and 19. They'll do the whole thing. All right, Katie. Next, Kobe Bryant. Shout to you.

Salute. Yeah. Damn. Put one finger to my head. Push it forward. Damn. You got two. Yeah, is what it is.

MJ, you are still the only one in trash. We're going to keep it like that. Jamal Murray. Shout out to you. Salute. Great shooting season until the playoffs came. But then the playoffs came. Historic year, but that shit ain't matter.

No one will remember it. Who's fake? Salute bubble. Seven months is fake? Yes. I can't argue. Yes. See Jamal?

Can't help you, bro. Just drop them. Dirk Novitsky. Is there any argument for Dirk over Clay because we're doing the shot versatility thing? Nope. The Dube was shooting for Dirk is crazy enough, I don't think. Nah, no, sorry.

Yeah, Clay stays. A salute to Dirk. In this era, maybe, if he would have came up today, maybe he could have gotten the combo because he would have been shooting more threes and probably been better. But, you know, victim of his era, he was just hitting the fucking post fades.

Them 21 footers. Yeah, they were filthy. All right, next. James Hardin. Honorable mention. Do we have an argument for shot difficult? to put him above clay. And volume.

And volume. The fact that you can build offenses off of step back threes, the hardest should be lowest volume shots in the sport. And he hasn't met enough of a clip to respectively build an entire offense.

Does the uniqueness of that give him an argument? It's there. I think with him, the uniqueness comes with the art of like getting to his shots, but not necessarily like the actual shot itself. Yeah.

It's kind of both though. Because either way, that's a far shot to take too when you step back from the three point line. You're taking deep threes behind, like moving backwards. Yeah, it's so hard to align yourself with the consistency that he has.

But he also doesn't have the the other stuff that everybody, like Katie and Clay are both, they can run off and be off ball shooters. Yeah. James is not necessarily like that, partially because he's so great at this one day. Not even just not necessarily like that.

He's horrible at that. He doesn't do what he refuses to. So I think there are some holes in his shooting game that the other two are more complete in. You are correct. James Harden, honorable mention. Next.

Damian Lillard. Now we have a debate. Dane versus Clay. One's more off the dribble. One's the best catch and shoot the point shooter of all time, potentially. Now I think Dame does get it over Clay because of the difficulty

of shots that he takes. And the range. The range, of course, I don't even need to talk about that. But again, how he gets to his mid-range as well. And when it comes to the depth in the shots, He has everything.

Obviously he's not Curry, but being just a step below that or a couple of steps below that if you think it's that different. Like, it's ridiculous. I think this is close. This is so close. I do think you can make an argument for Clay. I do think the fact that he can have these outbursts and score so many times without dribbling a single time. Like, the pure spectacle of what he can do as a three-point shooter is so strong that I do think it's okay that he doesn't have the handle to do off the dribble and he can still be above him.

I don't know where to go with this. Like, it's honestly dead even to me. I think Lillard has just enough off the dribble difficulty, and Clay has just enough catch and shoot that they're like right even. It's interesting, I think for Clay and for Dame, it's going to be interesting seeing Dame this upcoming year because even though that Clay, like his knee got tore up, his Achilles got ruptured, that's the one thing that still stays.

Him as a player, whatever. He's still going to shoot 39, 40% from three. And like that's still there. and the fact that you can do that with half a half an original leg like that's very very impressive yeah i want to see if that stays for dame but i do think that the range is the range is different and it's just that just we we never seen before it's that on top of being able to literally like run off of screens and also get into your shot obviously not similar ways of katie but he's like elite mid-range shooter too clay is also as well but how they get to

those shots are just kind of different i take myself out of the vote i can't decide where you're all going I'm going dame. Yeah, I think I'm going to go, Dan. Because Dame also has the same, like, scoring outbursts as Clay. Fair, fair. He's had 70. He's had 55 where he's gone unconscious in the playoffs. And he's barely touching the ball.

He has multiple game winners where dudes are in his face, and he's just barely seen the rim, and he's on the ground. Be sold you agree? Dan dropped 70. So, yeah. 70's bigger than 60. I've always said it. Yeah.

I've always said it, too. I know you said it. I've heard you say it. 70 is bigger than 60. Never in doubt. even when some people have said the opposite you've stood by it you've stood tall

I disagree through the fire and flames you stood tall yeah there you go wow and that's the top three shooters of all time this makes sense

damn yeah put clay out put clay up Jordan in the trash he is the worst shooter here dude people comment so many fucking 35 real

comment or videos get so mad will be are like visible LeBron fans even when it's like obviously joking They get so pissed at us. This is so fitting.

Damn, Clay only saw 85% from the line from his entire career. Bum! Damed at 90%. I know it was that different. Also, I think it was like a rhythm thing because Clay don't get to the line at all. Yeah.

Free thought of shooting is shooting. Another hit is shooting. Yeah. What else is shooting? Post-fate. Okay. Post-fate is shooting. We don't talk about it.

So that makes sense. It just doesn't feel right. seeing Clay off of this list though. Yeah. I think I could live without, without Katie. Oh, you're hating. So who would run out of the top five?

If Clay's four, who was kind of, I don't know. Would Ray Allen have been fifth? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I think the next three is, it's Clay, Ray, Reggie. Loki, I kind of want to take

KD out of here and put Clay at three, Dame at two. See, y'all came trying to do this. You guys are trying to disordered the game. You already decided these two. Don't know. Go back now. for sure for sure for sure but

it's just stand on it if I was standing out of kicking KD out of here that would be the opposite standing on it but I do see what you mean yeah okay and that is the top two shooters of all time it's tough it is very difficult that's quite the hard conversation I don't feel good about it yeah that's honestly a harder

conversation than the athletes won we had a debate shack versus Janus and that was I feel way better about that well I mean shots is different making it easy though yeah yeah facts do you still feel bad about that you still would you still would you put shack as a better athlete than yannis maybe it's tough I didn't look at the comments in that video I don't know people were what they were saying but I think I still didn't yonis after thinking about it for a week that's fair you've been

thinking about it for a week no you're right after thinking about it a week later this is in the shower fuck I've done this agonizing over Shaq versus Yonis. Fuck, man. Last thing we're going to do today, we are going to play NBA guess the number. You guys have seen this all over TikTok.

We're going to do the normal forehead game where we all have something on our head and take turns guessing what we each have. This time it'll be a digit between one and one million. One and one million? You have no idea where it goes. We're all going to pool in our forehead.

Can you cover up the camera for us be souls? And we all have to guess our number with only NBA related questions. My number good? That's sideways. Other way. Yeah, there you go. See it.

We can only ask NBA-related questions. So you could ask something to the sort of, would you be surprised if Michael Jordan scored this many points in the game? Is this a bigger number than the amount of teams in California, whatever? Only thing is, creative questions about the NBA only. Okay. I got it. Do you guys feel prepared?

Mm-hmm. You guys feel like you know numbers? A little bit. Somewhat? Somewhat? Somewhat. Bit of an aficionado about U.B. Souls. Is it backward?

No, you're good. Okay. Are you a number nowhere? Yes. I like that you respect the bit and try to make sure you didn't see the number. Good? Sideways. Other way.

Yes. Okay. So, Donovan, you go first. Guess the number on your head, only basketball questions. Turn it a little bit. Cool. Is, if somebody wore this number as a jersey number, is it a cool jersey?

Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, it's cool. Not one of the coolest, but it's cool. It's solid. If this was somebody's career high, would this be impressive? Fuck no. Fuck no.

I'd laugh at you. I'd laugh at you. I'd laugh at you, but I'd like, in a pain of the type of player you are. I might be like, all right, it's probably what I would have guessed. If I, if I fouled out this many times in a season,

Am I a bad player? No. I won't say so. You're a certain type of player. Fowling. For sure. You'd be fouling. It could be possible.

A good player could do this and I would believe you. Yeah. That's not crazy. Has anybody in the league ever played this many years in their career? Yeah. A lot of people. A few. Good amount.

Good amount. Is it common? No. It's a little bit common. It's kind of on the line. Yeah. I'm sorry to fuck with them but that could have really fucked with them

I'm not even focus on that if I got if I got this many technicals in the season am I labeled crazy yeah you're insane we need to put you in a looney bin like you're nuts you be tripping

I'd be tripping yes you're a problem okay you get discourse about you really actually never mind I just I was doing too much I was thinking what the number to get ejected was

I got it wrong the suspension number it's a lot but it's not like crazy crazy yeah suspension's at 16 you'd be tripping you definitely be tripping all right so not the coolest jersey number I said my unrespectable career high you are kind of crazy career high like it depends there's a lot of players in league and not everybody's a fucking scorer so it's a lot of people's career high if you're if you're a shooting guard and this is your career high it's not good yeah no but like it's plausible that depending on top of the player. Okay. But it's not good. If this is like your career average, it's like, okay,

like, I remember you. If somebody was taken with this pick in the draft, will we consider them a high draft pick? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. High? Yeah. Like, relatively to the scale of 1 to 60, yes, you're high. Okay. Is this 17? No. No. No. 17 is not a high draftic. Yeah.

If, a basketball question, but if a big defensive tackle wore this number, would we think it was comical? If a defensive tackle wore this number? Yeah. Kind of ugly, right?

Like if Vince Wolfork wore this number? If Vince Wolfram wore this number, I'd be fucking baffled. That'd be insane. That's kind of ugly. Ew. Is this nine? I don't even know much about it's not nine. Okay.

Let's see. Let's see. if I ate if I had a burger with this many paties on it I would say you're going to die tomorrow

heart attack is on the way I would say find God because you have a problem yeah you're going to die the Ockyway if I if I made this many threes in a game would I be

approaching the single game record Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Is this 13? Nope. No. Dang.

You're obviously close. Yeah. I'm trying to think of like weird numbers, but also numbers that are like kind of five, but it might have been right in between your last two guesses. Is this 11? This is 11. You're time to occupy. All about your turn. Okay.

Could you? fill up your car with this amount of dollars. That's not a basketball question. I know, I'm just curious. You do have to get a baseline. I understand. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right. Yeah.

Has anybody ever played this amount of minutes in a game in NBA? Fuck. No. No. What? No. He finds out there. Imagine.

He just drops dead What? You guys are joking Okay Have you seen someone Shoot this for Shoot this percentage Ever before

From the free throw line Yeah Yeah Okay From the free throw line Okay That means this kind of This is a high number

I've seen Mr. Robinson Shot 30% in the playoffs Like it's a pretty high range Damn, okay This is like kind of respectable. Okay. This is respectable.

That question actually gave you nothing. It doesn't got to be respectable. Okay. Just no, I've seen it. Is this higher than Luca Donch's a jersey number? Yes. Good one. Higher than 77.

Jake Snipe. Okay. I mean, not really. The numbers are between one and a million. One in a million. You know, you're a million. not a good person. He wrote out 77 out of a million.

You got a long way to go, buddy. As someone... Huh. You put him in a plender. Yeah, I know. He forgot a million on the table. He thought he ate. It was just one to a hundred.

Keep counting. When I hit you with this, 64,000 then what? Has anyone ever won this amount of games in a regular season, any team? No. No. okay so no okay cool no one's everyone 80 to no damn um damn okay has anyone ever

has anyone ever scored this amount of points in an NBA game before yes yes did that happen within the last like 20 years it did happen last year yeah okay so it's like 80 something it's either coat wait You either Kobe or no way it's on it it is not 100 in my okay is this 83 is it on my head yeah you got the bam on your forehead I got the bam on my head you got bamed damn yeah yeah nice okay okay okay who you ask like you ask the one question that gives it away

instantly I know yeah it's the only thing you could have asked to get to that number and you did. Actually, Lucas number helped me a lot too. Yeah, that makes sense. Eliminate 0-376. Yeah. 7 through a million. Okay. Is my number something that you think

LeBron James could bench press in pounds? Yes. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Is my number... Do you think LeBron James' biceps circumference and inches is bigger than this number?

I hate your game. Biceps? I don't fucking know. I don't like the way he hoops, man. I have no idea. I don't even know what, like, big biceps are. It's probably like 13 inches. I have no idea.

I'm just going to assume no. Is this higher than the 13-inch biceps of LeBron James? I guess. I don't know. What about a question? Yes or no? Was it bigger than 13? Yeah, I guess.

Sometimes. Yeah. That's not you cheating. I like, do you have a pump or no? I don't know. It just depends. Not as raw. Fresh of the bed.

If he had a pump, would be like 17. Like, he's LeBron. Yeah, yeah, true, true, true. Okay. Is this number greater than Lanzo Ball's career high that I think he scored in the second game ever? Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Is this a plausible final score, a team to score in a game? No. No. No? No.

They couldn't have this. Interesting. Could Austin Reeve score this in a game? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so it's less. It's not like 20,000. Okay. Do you think, so I know it's bigger than 13, it's not like 100 or something.

Do you think between those transformation pictures of Luca Dantris in 2024 to now he's lost this much weight around here? Yeah, sure. It's about the amount of pounds he's lost. Sure. Damn. That's a lot, though. I don't. I think he might have lost like 40.

I think it's a lot. I don't know. I think this is, it's a reasonable assumption. Okay. So we're dealing with Luca transformation numbers. And Austin Reed's could score it. Do I have like 30? Yes.

Yeah. Is 30? Yeah. What? I was like, fuck. That was crazy. What a snipe. Holy shit.

Oh shit. There you go. Number 30. Okay. You're dirty. Okay. Is this number retired by the Celtics? No.

Is it? I don't know. I don't know. Everything's retired by the Celtics. Yeah. It's not. Really? Are you positive?

Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is this worn by current Celtics? Real quick. Do you know every number not retired by the Celtics? Got a good gauge. Okay. Salute. Really don't. Is this worn by a current Celtic?

No. No? Okay. If I average this in an 82 game season, would y'all consider me a high volume score? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, probably. Okay. Has someone ever averaged this? yeah I think so

yeah probably yeah exactly that I'm sure probably like roughly around there yeah roughly yeah okay

no decimals right no let's the let's go 42.2 okay okay okay yeah

let's see let's see let's see if this was my career high and I was an all star would it be bad no it would be good It'd be good.

Yeah, there's a wide range of all-stars. Sabonis is an all-star. The Sabon scored this, it'd be pretty good. Okay. Decent. If Alpernish Shangoon scored this, I'd go. Oh, good season, Shingun. Good season.

Okay, okay. I'm thinking in the 20s. Let's see, let's see, let's see. If, is this a weird, has a notable superstar won this number? Yes. Yes. Okay. I mean, what's notable?

I don't know. What? Okay, that may be a hint right there. What does it mean to be perceived? What is fame? Is it Kobe? 24? It is not 24.

Damn. That's not it, sir. Okay, okay, okay. So high volume score, notable superstars won it. I has worn it. Um, not 30.

35? That is 35. Yes. There is good reason. Yes. He got to it. He found his way. Hell yeah.

Salute. Let's go. All right. Time for round two. We all have a second number next to us. Am I good? Yeah. It's always one spin away from being good.

Decide? No, upside down. There you go. Upside down, Beasles? Outside down. Nice. Just to be fun. All right, Donovan back to you.

Is my number? lower than Wilts' alleged career high the alleged yes it is lower does it allegedly career high yes I just got like 900,000 numbers out the way 900,000

990 I didn't the sound effects are hilarious what is your problem oh my face too big it's on the last peg put it through your ears like glasses see if that like holds it

oh Mad, uh, my head got smaller. I don't need to do that anymore. It got smaller? Yeah, it's strapped. Been burning cardio with your head? I've been like molding my head every night. Just compressing it.

Oh my God. Like what people do with babies. I just have to hold it. Keep on, keep on. If, um, if Nike charged, or if you got a jersey at a thrift store for this price, would you think that it was a steal? Yeah. A thrift store?

There's a wide range of values there. Like, they're still around here. If you got a stitched Michael Jordan. That's different combo. Yeah, you got a stitched Michael Jordan for this out of, yeah.

That's really cool. I'd buy it. I'd be a static. Um, let's see. That'd be ecstatic. Like, oh my God.

I'd be fucking jolly. All right. So clip it together and just put it high up on your head. Yeah, so put it through like two or three. Oh, Oh my God, I even noticed you're still doing it. Place it on your head like a crown.

That's what I'm doing. It's loose. Pause. It snapped again. You can't put it behind your ears? All right, man. Oh, no. You're going to do this whole time?

Now squat, too. Have your walls. Do you think that with one arm, Adam Silver could dumbbell curl this number? Yes, but I don't know if it would be easy for him at this stage of his life. Yeah. He could do it. I'm sure if his life depended on it, but I bet it would be a workout.

It'll be like a half rep, I think, for him. He could probably do it one time. Come on. Give him some credit. I don't know. I don't know. I'm on. I'm screaming in the crap.

I told you. Just put it out of your ears. He's in my arm. Don't talk about Adam Silver. Oh, yeah, right. Like he's just punchball character. Big Fitch

Mother of Pearl! Let's see Did Russell in Russell Westbrook's MVP season did he have

more triple doubles than this number? Yes. Yes. Yes. One more time? Yes.

All right. So under 42. Dang, Adam's Supercan't dumbbell nothing. I'm pretty sure he can.

Could he do this like 12 times and get like a 3 by 12 workout? Maybe not, I don't know. Don't get a good pump in. He's going to be hurting the next day. Maybe the day after. Let's see. Let's see.

What if he just like lifts? What if he's active? I've never seen him outside of the suit. Yeah, he wears his fucking suit. He's jacked. He's like JK Simmons. I don't know. If I played

in a sixth grade basketball game today, do you think I can score this many points? Probably, probably. You currently... Six years are different though these days, but I think you could. If I played in a fifth grade basketball game today. Yeah, you can score this. Yeah, you can.

If I was... If I was playing my career on 2K and not me personally because I don't play the game. Yeah, so you suck. Yeah. But like the... Said to me, sir. You suck. If a person was playing my career.

and they were like a YouTuber and they were averaging this many points would that kind of be like standard nah standard no it's kind of cheeks

you be kind of ass yeah you're not a very good YouTuber you must be real funny like it's my player you must be real entertaining because you're not doing the game

as the number goes down I keep thinking at Adam Silver is weak as hell I'm keeping that in the back of my mind is this 25 no real close close though

What's a notable number in the NBA is around there? 20. No, is this 20? That's far less notable than the number I'm thinking of. Close as hell. Is this jersey? 20 actually isn't that notable. It's not notable at all actually.

Terrible, guys. Is this one of the most three? Yes. Yes. Yes. Is this 23? Yes. Yes.

Yep. I knew you were going to ask on my yes. Y'all be jumping in on these questions. Let me finish the question, bro. I'll try to play the game. We go next, please. Yeah, I'm tired of shit. Okay.

Okay. I'm going to vague answers only. Don't give them nothing. All right. If I average this for my rebounds per game, would I be with Chamberlain? Yes. Yes.

be God. Oh, no. Okay. What I've been a vague answer? God's pretty vague. Okay. God could either average 10 rebounds or 6 million. I don't know.

Would it be crazy for Wilt to average this for his rebounds? Yeah, I wouldn't expect it from Wilt. Okay. Yeah, I doubt it. Not from Wilt. Yeah, I don't think he could do that. For a whole season, I doubt it. For rebounds.

Okay. 500,000? What? No. I turn the next guess what? Damn it. Okay. Has this been scored in an NBA game?

No. Not yet. Not that number exactly. From an individual? Not that number exactly. Okay. Okay. Is this something we're like, if you combine the team scores, would it be a reasonable number?

Again, one single game? Yeah. No. No, I don't think so. I don't think two teams would get there. Would one team get there? No. Probably not that exactly, no.

No. Probably not. Okay. And it hasn't been scored before? Don't think so. Unless I'm misremembering. There was a game a couple years ago between like the Kings and Clippers where they scored. They scored a lot.

Yeah, a lot. They did score a lot of points that game. Okay. Okay. Damn. Okay. Is this? I know his hand is tired.

Switching up. I'm switching. Is this higher or lower than Jay Crowder's Celtics jersey? Higher. Higher. Higher. I don't remember his. Oh.

99. 99. 99. Yeah. And don't fucking forget it next time. Yeah. God. Okay.

So it's over 100. How do I ask if it's significantly over 100? Probably just like that. Huh? Never one. Go for it. Okay. Damn.

It's stuck. What's up? I'm stuck. How do I ask over 100? How do I ask over? Do it. What do you mean? You said the words.

Is it over 100? Yes. Over 100. Oh, yeah, because it's over 99. God damn it. Okay, so it hasn't been scored before, clearly. No child left behind. Because it's over 100.

Dude, I'm genuinely stuck. What the fuck? They lied about that, by the way. Is this a notable number? Is this a significant number in the NBA space? You know someone? Not really. Not really?

No. You know someone left behind. I mean, no. To why you're asking. Okay. Not significant in the NBA space. Yeah, not particularly. How do the fuck do I guess this?

And what the fuck? Get out the money. Okay. Did someone earn this amount of money in the NBA? Probably at one point. Probably at one point. Yeah, like 1955. 1995.

Okay. So like 20,000. Is it 20,000? No. In the grand scheme of our The range here is zero to one million In the grand scheme of that range You're pretty close

The grand scheme I'm pretty close Get closer Bro How do I ask this I don't ask questions for this What the fuck Uh Dude

If I won this in the lottery Would I be like set for life? No No You'd be happy for like The next couple weeks But you wouldn't be set for anything.

Okay. It'll be a good month for you. Hell yeah. It'd be a good month for you. You'd be like, hell yeah, let's do some special. But you wouldn't be set in any way. Okay, okay, okay.

If I made this money for one brand deal, would I be lit? Hell yeah, you'd be lit. You'd be lit, but it wouldn't be like... Yeah. I can't imagine ever doing this. You'd be lit.

Yeah. You'd be lit. Okay, okay, okay. But it's not unfathable to the point where it's ridiculous, you know? It's not a million. Damn, okay. I don't have a hundred dollars.

Okay, give it out secrets. Fair, fair, fair. Yeah. Is it 5,000? Nope. No. Is that too low? Yeah.

15? No, too high. 10? There you go. 10,000. Oh, my God. How do I even get there without? You have to leave the game behind.

God damn. Oh, shit, okay. No, that's funny. You want to ask? All right. You settled? Yep. Is there a player?

right now at this age who's been an all-star? No. No. Okay. Okay, okay, sure. Has an NBA player hit this amount of threes in a season? No. A singular season? No.

What about like? No. Oh, okay. Just note everything. Just shut the fuck out. Has this player, does a player have, have a player been fined this amount before in the league? Maybe. It's not common.

That amount? No. Let me check. Because I know fines off the top of my head are usually like 50K, maybe 75K or I don't know, something like that. The NBA has definitely put down a fine of this amount. Yeah. But I don't think towards a player. No, they have.

For a player? Yeah. Yes. Wow. Send over. Okay. Damn. Damn, that's kind of crazy.

Okay. I don't know what this shit is. Fuck. Okay. Hmm. Has anyone in NBA history? Let me ask this. If you combine LeBron and Kareem's total points, total career points together, is this number bigger than that?

Yes. Yes. it is bigger than that um those are gonna score what like in the 20,000's they scored like around 20, right bronze out 40?

no I thought it was oh yeah I completely forgot the scale I completely throughout the scale yeah okay either ways yes yeah okay that's so funny no players is old

that's fucking vampire okay the fucking dinosaur yeah stegosaurus okay so I'm gathering this is in anywhere between mean like maybe 70 to like a hundred and ten K.

Some like that. Type, tag, type. I'm gathering. You dwee. Writing calculations. By my estimates.

Sorry, Chatt G. Cheldon and that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Here's this.

Does... No, that's not a good question. No, that's not a good question. That's not a good question. Check it. Do you think Damien Lord would charge you this amount of money for a feature? Yeah, probably.

I would be like, you got to be fucked up, Dave. That's crazy. But game doesn't know me. So maybe he'd ask that. Like, Dave got to be fucked up. to ask you for this? Yes.

Dave's a bitch to be asking this. I'm like, you just don't like me and you don't want to wrap with me. Okay, not a song feature, but what about like

a podcast appearance? Then you got me super fucking. That means you don't like me and you don't want to come on this podcast. Dean's a legend. He doesn't like me. Yeah, just say no at that point. Yeah,

I'd be like, you're disrespecting me by asking me this number. Damn, okay. Fuck. I'm like, I'm never talking to you again, Dave. Right.

Oh, my God. Bring up the three-point thing again. Please put them off this. Put them in trash. is this 105,000 it is not damn

he's got me more fucked up damn okay this is a hundred K nope this is a million dollars

no no my joy I said he'd be more fucked up he put the number lower left behind there's

200,000 yes 200,000 If he asked me $200,000. Both the y'all. Someone's been charged $200K? Apparently Derek Rose has because he missed a lot of games. He lost a lot of game checks in 2017.

He went AWOL. Remember he just like stopped showing up? Derek Rose. He did? 2017. Wow. And he just wasn't paid, but he wasn't fine that. No, he was fine $20,000.

Wow, that's crazy. Why didn't you miss so many games? I don't remember. I think something had like went down But he didn't But he didn't tell anybody He was like I just can't do this today Damn

That's crazy Okay Hmm Where do I start with this Has any NBA player of no Actually have you ever seen an NBA player Wear this jersey number At a point in time

Yeah Okay It's not like I really haven't I'm be honest I guess not a little number. Yeah, I don't think I have. But it's possible you could wear this number.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, it's not possible. Wait. It's not possible? Not, no, not now, no. Is it banned? Oh, wait. I know about this, what you're getting at, I think, because of a class video I just did,

and Carson told me about this. Is this 69? Fuck, yes. I only know this because Carson just told me last week that Dennis Robin tried to wear number 69. Exactly. I didn't know that. Exactly.

Exactly. Fuck, you sniped it. You gave it, you gave it away. I was trying to, I was trying to like, damn it's number 69. Fuck. What a snipe. Fuck.

Shout out nerds, shout out Carson for telling me this. God damn it. I didn't know that. Yeah, he ended up wearing like 70 instead. So I didn't know that one that he tried to wear 69. I also didn't know he played for the Mavericks. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

He looks good in the Mavericks. For one year. And one of the class figures, did another trivia video. It was like a, the topic was career path. And usually they show us the teams we get the player.

This time was reversed. It says, right out the career path to Dennis Rodman. I got it wrong because I didn't attack the Mavericks on at the end. I had no clue.

I thought it ended with the Lakers. Was it one of those like, oh, he only played there for like five games? Yeah, it's like 30 games or something. Yeah. Yeah, last year he went there. It didn't go well.

Oh, damn, that was easy. Cool. Damn. I didn't struggle at all. I got some reasonable-ass numbers. You got two. 200,083. 200,000.

My shit was smooth. People are still here. Comment who got left behind the most. And we'll see you all next week.