The Digression Sessions - Ep. 195 - Finazzo & Kuderna (@TheeMikeFinazzo & @JoshKuderna)

Episode Date: August 22, 2016

No guest this week. It's just Josh and Mike Finazzo on this one. We're talking Night Of, new beginnings, and of course...buttholes.   Follow the podcast and Josh Kuderna and Mike Finazzo on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  Josh - @JoshKuderna on Twitter and @JoshKuderna on Instagram Mike Finazzo - @TheeMikeFinazzo on Twitter The Pod - @DigSeshPod on Twitter The Pod's Facebook page - Dig Sesh on Facebook Thanks for listening, all! Do the pod a favor and rate and review the pod on iTunes & Stitcher plz!

all right all right let's let's just get right into it huh huh let's have a good time huh mike fanazzo hello john i'm gonna move to this chair so the light's not directly in my eyes Let's just get right into it, huh? Huh? Let's have a good time, huh? Mike Fonazo. Hello, Josh. I'm going to move to this chair so the light's not directly in my eyes. Okay, yeah. I see why when we eat dinner, Laura sits here and I sit there. So it totally all makes sense now. Am I going to be you and you'll be Laura?

Yes. Are we about to work through some stuff, some role play? So open up that butthole, Josh, because I need to get my strap on. Well, much like my heart, I treat it like my butt. I want both of them gaping, you know? Gaping to the world. I always knew that you had a gaping heart-butthole. Thank you.

They're linked, you know? Gaping heart, open butthole, the Josh Kuderta story. Can't lose. Yeah, exactly. See? Boom. Friday Night Lights reference. gaping heart open butthole to josh kaderna story can't lose yeah yeah exactly see boom friday night lights reference 30 seconds in right out of the gate uh hi everybody welcome to the digression sessions podcast josh kaderna here sitting in uh another dig sesh hq i'm in mike fanazzo's lovely abode yes and. And we're here and we're queer. And we tried to get some guests for this week.

And they just fell through. Shit happens, you know. We had some nibbles, you know. We were close. Yep, yep. We have hopefully some future guests. It sounds like at least two of the people. We just couldn't work out the time.

Yeah. We reached out to, this is a good pod, by the way. It's like who we could have gotten. Yeah, let's talk about all the people we wish couldn't work out the time yeah we reached out to uh this is good pod by the way it's like who we could have gotten all the people we wish were here chris rock did not return an email uh no we reached out to ret miller of uh ret miller and uh the old 97s and uh he could not do it but he said he would love to do it if he's back. Same with Anthony Tamenik, who's a very talented improviser and is currently touring as Donald Trump, basically. It's really good. His show is really funny. Yeah, after you told me about it, I was watching YouTube clips,

and they're awesome. Aren't they so good? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, at the end of his show, too, he basically does Trump as breaking down and saying he's like a vessel of the dark lord and all this stuff. It's really, really good. But yeah, so he said if he's ever back in town and he comes down to do improv now and again, we could interview him.

But yeah, so it's just going to be me and the Nas man, as you like to be called. With sin written on my fingers. Yeah, that's you. Night of reference. Well done. So yeah, that's you. Night of reference. Well done. So yeah, let's promote a couple things here. I will be doing a show on the 8th of September at the 13.5% Wine Bar in Hamden at 9 p.m. Is that the one with Chris Lamberth, Josh?

Wow, Mike. It just so happens to be. Great. Wow. We are really pinging and ponging here. Feeding off of each other. Chris Lambert, very good comedian based out of New York, is going to come down and do a show, and I'm going to open for him.

So come to that. I think it's free. If not, it's pretty cheap. So come to that. Oh, yeah, Petey Steele, funny comedian, is going to do a guest spot as well. That's a great lineup. Yeah, it's going to be a fun show. I want to thank Chris Milner.

The AC is on, but it's fine. Do you want me to kill it? No, it's fine. You know, like this is the real deal pod, you know? Like we're fucking raw, you know? So people are like, oh, I like when the AC unit comes on. It feels real, man. Exactly.

It feels like I'm there with them. Yeah, we're not in some bullshit studio. It's not artificial, man. We're in your bullshit home yeah you know what i mean um yeah so i want to thank uh chris milner for uh having me on his show specific ignorance my topic uh was the american revolution or revolutionary war and i knew zero questions i came very close on one um so yeah it's like a trivia show where the audience tries to stump the quote-unquote expert and uh i most of them i didn't the question was who did america face in the revolutionary war and you were like russia right right it's like what's it like an existential thing where we were like are we against ourselves who even are we what's our

identity uh the the question was um uh but some of them were super specific of like some guy i've never fucking heard of and they're like where is his statue and why was it made and why is it in this city and like i don't fucking know i was like i think you're asking what city the Boston Massacre happened. But there is one question and I knew it just from college in a book. It was about the different militias and there was one that was based in Vermont. And there's a question about it. What guy or who said this quote? Who is it attributed to?

And I was like, oh, I think I know this. I know the last name's Allen. And then I was like, Jared Allen. And then they're like, nope, it's Ethan Allen. I was like, fuck, Jared Allen is a football player. I was going to say, he's a defensive lineman for the Vikings. Yeah, he's since gone to the Panthers. But yeah, exactly.

Well, I was still closer with my answer than you were with yours. Exactly. But if I would have taken a half a second, because I was like, oh, yeah, he makes like, because Ethan Allen is like a furniture jewelry thing. And like, I just did. I was so happy with myself. I was like, last name Allen, obviously Jared Allen. But it was like almost immediately. I was like, Jared Allen.

Fuck, that's a football player. But yeah, it was a really fun show. I had a really good time. So thank you to Chris Milner. And if you're in D.C., go check out his show. He's also taking on the road. Oh, I think he already did that, but he took it to – He was in Cleveland, I think.

Yeah, Go Bananas, or Cincinnati, I think. Where's Go Bananas? That's Cincinnati. Yeah. Oh, because it's wherever Jeff Tate's from because he was on it. Yeah, right, right, right. So, yeah. Yeah, anything to promote? out yeah because it's wherever jeff tate's from because yeah yeah right right right so uh yeah um yeah anything to to promote um the if it's not sold out because i know ticket sales are

really good the ellicott city benefit at mcgoobies on september 4th nice one with uh schlegel mickey kuchela jason weems simbazo myself wendy townsend so fucking um ton of other people on that show and it's gonna be it's a really good cause. And it's going to be just a killer lineup. So, yeah, even without the cause, it's worth the price of emissions. Yeah, there's that. And then, yeah, check out what's on film dot com for all their movie screenings. We got some in New York and we might do another local screening.

So good deal. Check that out. Good goddamn deal. Yeah. And follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Josh Josh Coderna, on both of those platforms. The podcast is at DigSeshPod. We're on iTunes and Stitcher and all that stuff, so rate and review. Always appreciate that.

And, Finazzo, you're on the tweets. Yes, I don't tweet that much, but TheMikeFinazzo on Twitter. There it is. There it is. And just send me a facebook friend request and i'll probably ignore it because i'm cracking down on the oh the you know going private yeah i'm just trying to get as far under the grid as possible i'm you're lucky you're in this house

yeah you know it's uh it's very dark there's jars of urine everywhere yes i'm going to i'll attribute to your wife yes i'm going through the uh howard hughes uh phase of my comedy career your nails look dope though yeah very good tight ass nails uh-huh but uh i know yeah look for me on facebook and then of course the movie stuff as well on there which end as a facebook page so if you want updates on that stuff just follow that so okay good deal good deal um yeah and uh yeah the the podcast has a facebook page as well and i like seeing uh the comments uh when we share episodes and all that stuff and yet if you ever uh if people have suggestions for guests we always yeah uh yeah i will go maybe i'll do that because like six years in or whatever it's been,

somebody's going to be like, hey, you should get Schwarzenegger on. I know him. That would be great. That would be amazing. Yeah, I just found out this morning that apparently a friend of a friend is friends with Frank Ocean.

I was like, I wish I would have known that. I would have liked to get a hold of that Frank Ocean fella. That would have been nice. Whose album just came out. I saw a few people. We must have the same mutual friend oh because who who posted uh was i i had saw a few well there's a whole thing that randolph posted something oh really that makes sense and whoa that's racist but well i mean yeah he's black they all like black people i'm colorblind um but uh yeah i know i did see a few people post on

there i guess yeah well he uh so uh he was supposed to put out an album like for a long time supposedly he like recorded two whole albums and then scrapped both of them so it was slowly becoming a chinese democracy situation almost. Yeah, yeah. Then he just released it this past weekend. Oh. And I'm digging it so far. A lot of guitar. It's very good.

And if you would like to do the show, great. Yeah. That would be. Frank River, get your ass down here. Billy Ocean or whatever your name is, get on here. Yeah. So, yeah. Things are good.

It's a nice little sunday here in the in the greater baltimore area went on my trip to mexico and cuba and i'm back i'm alive i don't think i have zika i don't know well you still have at least another two years to find out is it two i third with males it's two years it could show show up. Really? Yeah, yeah. See, that's the thing. Like every article I read, it's completely different. Yeah, it's insane. It's like, dude, in and out of your system

in like two weeks. Yep. Takes two days to incubate. If you don't have any symptoms, you're good. Yeah. So who the fuck knows? So what I should have said

was nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's one of those things where it's like I want to know, but I don't want to know, but I've been home for, I don't know i it's one of those things where it's like i want to know but i don't want to know but i've been home for i don't know over a week now and nothing has happened so i don't know so it could stay in my system for two years so oh because i think that part of it too it was for males it's two years i think it's women if you get pregnant within a

year like your baby could have a year yeah i think that's what it was yeah of course i hear all this like second hands yeah like one of those like bullshit like yeah telephone game yeah i need to make sure i look for the most recent articles because it'd be like back in april they said it actually makes you more powerful like i don't know uh fuck all right back in April, I read that I could avenge my uncle's death and have spidey senses. Yeah, exactly. Zeke is not so bad. Yeah, exactly. I'd take on some kingpin fella.

Yeah, but so far, so good. And yeah, I worked on some music this weekend. So that was fun. And me and my friend rudy were working on music and uh he uh i got there and uh my sheets were in the wash and i was like well what's going on with this because sometimes he'll stay and if he's there for a few days he'll sleep on my bed and wash the sheets um and then uh he's like yeah sorry they're your sheets are in the wash i spilled four loco on them like what are you doing just drinking spilled four loco on them like what are

you doing just drinking a four loco casually in bed first of all where are you getting four locos what anyway but we had a good time yeah we had a good time worked on some music got a little frustrated but you know it was okay you know man working in the lab it's not easy yeah it's not easy when you're grinding you know cutting your rumors record doing a lot of cocaine yeah exactly we gotta blow cocaine up our buttholes and then there's a lot of sexual tension in the band just him and i you know we're trying to not pay attention to it there's four locos it's a whole thing and uh yeah but uh it was a it was a good weekend, man. So, yeah. Let's see here.

Oh, yeah. So, I wanted to talk about this. This down in Mexico, as they call it. I got a text from my dad. Let me set this up by my own. Go for it. So, Josh, I hear you got a text from your dad recently. Yeah.

Again, you're doing, wow, you're like, we're on the same page you have a dad yeah man i can't tell if you're a psychic or not this is impressive uh but my dad uh was texting me some some not kind of weird text so like he's texting me uh i think out of nowhere he texted me like uh i'm cruising around compton bumping my tunes or something like that. I was like what? And so we're joking and like going back and forth. I thought he was talking about buying a new

car or something. And then he mentioned something about rap battles I think and then he wrote human nature transcends all humans. I don't know what that means. I go what? wait what rap battle are you talking about and i go oh you're watching straight out of compton he goes you're quick these cryptic stuff about like i mean i guess compton was in there but still human nature

transcends all humans and then i was like sorry i'm rusty'm rusty on my dad speak. And then he goes, great movie. And I go, I bet you loved Ice Cube. He goes, damn right. I was like, all right. Then I was like, so what's your favorite part? Him smashing up the office with a bat. And then he wrote, he is my favorite part. Turns out, Pop's a big Ice Cube fan. And then I wrote, ha, I figured you like a guy that doesn't take any shit.

And he wrote back, there are so few of us, I don't recommend it. I'm with my dad. You know, I had lunch with your dad once. As I was sitting there across our McDonald's value meals, as he talked about how much he hated RG3. Oh, yeah. I just kept thinking,

this guy reminds me of the Ice Cube. That Ice Cubed fella. Yeah. So that was a nice little interaction. I love that guy. So this is the part where I act like this is organic, and we haven't had this conversation before. I got a text from my dad about Straight Outta Compton.

Oh, my goodness. What are the odds? What is this? The dad Straight Outta Comon segment no so i think our our fathers are cut from i would say similar cloth but cloth from the same ice tray yes would you say uh yes from from the same uh i can't think of a good riff for this improv uh but why do we even rehearse yeah i know because it sounded much better organic when i was fumbling through two weeks of text for my dad to find this and we had to cut out a bunch of right

but uh so my dad texted me on saturday july 16th watching straight out of compton boy with like tennies uh and i was like to you like straight out of compton and he said faux shizzle my nizzle gonna work on throwing down some new beats with a z myself west coast style keep in mind my dad never left maryland his whole life sure west for him is frederick right yeah and so he starts this we go back i'll be in cumberland yeah and then i texted so this goes back and forth for a little bit yeah the dnc was on at this time yeah and i just texted my dad i really like joe biden and he said all right like i was a fucking idiot he's like what is my son a homo right

he got a crush for this joe biden fella um yeah but he can't you can support him you're like okay all right little guy right you it's like a like little kids watching like a superman movie or something like i'm superman now like they watch like straight out of compton like yeah beats yeah and that's why it's funny you say that because then the next text i said to him was i'm kind of scared for this country and watching these conventions and my dad said we letter r fucked with an exclamation point just have fun while you can letter b for president trump fires the nukes and i don't know what he's trying to say with this and and apes all over the place ape shit go ape shit maybe i don't know planet of the apes i don't know is that what he's talking about and then the next text was i found two basketballs in the house please get them

so first he's just like hey man nuclear armageddonageddon, YOLO, do what you got to do. Get this shit you left in my house 12 years ago out of here because I have not lived in my parents' house since 2005. Get these basketballs out of here. Yeah, yesterday you brought me a pie, which was nice. Oh, yeah. Because your mom brought you a pie. Yeah, so I was talking to him. I had lunch with Kevin today.

I was telling him about this. It's very typical Mary Fianazzo, and she was talking to him. I had lunch with Kevin today. I was telling him about this. Like, it's very typical Mary Fianazzo. And she's a sweet woman. She's a great woman. Shout out to Mary, yeah. I don't know why I have to, like, for... She's never... She doesn't know what a podcast is.

Sweet, sweet Mary. So, like, my wife and I like pie. We like pecan pie. At our wedding, we had pie. You guys are wild. Yeah. Yeah, that's us. We go against the grain.

You wild white kids. Yes. With our hipster pecan pies and uh so we like pie we've mentioned that we like pecan pie berries and stuff like that for so every time we go to my parents house my mom tries to push a store-bought apple pie on us amazing and just like you love pie you have to take you talk about it all the time yeah and we're just like oh we know it's okay we don't need it and then we take it so yesterday i texted you and i was like get this pie out of my fucking house i got these pies yeah um yeah i was like yeah i'll take an apple pie because you said you're like yeah my mom gave us a pie we mentioned we like pecan pie and for some reason that means we get an apple pie yeah i was like oh like a homemade pie you're like no she bought it a giant yeah whatever for like nine dollars yeah it reminds me of two of like i

remember there was like one christmas i was like 15 and i was really into music like i was in bands and stuff in high school yeah and i was in like walgreens with my. And I saw they had a wall clock that was the Beatle bass. And I thought it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen. I was like, I really would love that for Christmas. Can I have that for Christmas? And I asked five times. And a separate passing conversation was I walked through the living room. And my dad was watching some band, VH1 or something.

And he goes, you ever thought about playing the mandolin? And the violin the mandolin and i was like oh yeah i guess that's pretty cool and i never thought about it again christmas i see a box it's about the size of the beetle bass clock or a mandolin exciting stuff i'm so excited about getting this twenty dollar clock yeah and then i open it up and it's a mandolin. Mm-hmm. And I was like, oh, thank you. This is what I always wanted.

Yeah. And like, I remember two years later, my dad was really mad at me that I never played the mandolin. Two years later. It was just like, well, you always showed interest in doing that.

Like, why? And so it's like, that's a thing where it's like, obviously you're a good person. You're trying to do something nice. The mandolin was really expensive. Absolutely. And it was like, you got me a person you're trying to do something nice the mandolin was really expensive absolutely and it was like you got me a nice present yeah but it was just like there was just some something just a little off it's like my son likes music yeah let's get him a triangle he mentioned yeah like he mentioned it once yeah also that it's like

asking you it's like you into this yeah it's like i'm not not in there like all right well i'll get you one for christmas do you still have it i don't actually really i got i think because like i ended up getting like a new guitar a few years ago like get this fucking mandolin out of my house um oh then like a like a few months later he bought himself a mandolin and that's when i realized oh you just wanted a mandolin yeah it's inscribed with his name on the back of it yeah i think because i told the story to kevin brennan he was telling me that like every holiday he got like this i think it was like snow caps okay candy yeah and he was like he's like i don't even like him and he was like finally when i was 14 yeah i just like exploded i was like i know you're just gonna give me like snow caps, even though I don't like them. And I've been like them for years.

You're a bad mom. I never liked snow caps. Yeah. And he was like, you need to have that moment with your parents about this pie. And I was like, I'm in my thirties. I was like,

I'll just act like I like it. Yeah. But you also told me too, that they like think that you love ham. Yeah. Yeah. I told that earlier too, where it was yeah it was

like first like i remember it was like my mom was gonna make dinner for me and my wife wants and she says to laura she's just like so i know how much he loves ham so i'm gonna make ham yeah and then later laura's like i've never seen you show a remote interest in eating ham also i don't yeah anybody like outside of uh like a ham sandwich or ham at like, I don't know, Christmas. Like, I don't think I've ever heard anybody be like, let's get some ham. Like, never. It's usually just deli meat or nothing for the most part. That reminds me of Annie Hall, the Woody Allen movie.

It was Diane Keaton and Woody Allen are talking about how anti-Semitic her parents are. And then it just cuts to them like eating dinner and they're like do you like the dinner Albie? Albie Singer? And he goes yep the ham is dynamite. So that's you. That's me. Exactly. Except for my parents are anti-semitic

and I'm Woody Allen. Yeah. I mean but it's very close. Absolutely. Very close and you married your stepdaughter. Yes. Right? Which very close. Absolutely. Very close. And you married your stepdaughter. Yeah. Right? Which is legal. You can do that.

This is America. Yeah. Last time I checked. Last time I checked. How great would that have been if that was Woody Allen's response, where he's just like, let's have a check. This is the goddamn United States of America. Yeah, he just wraps himself in the flag.

Yeah. Oh, okay. I can't marry my stepdaughter. All right. Oh, it was Russia? Yeah, he just started, I can't marry my stepdaughter. All right. Oh, Russia? Yeah, he just started. I'm the asshole. But yeah, the rest of the time, he's this nebbish Jewish guy.

I just love Sunni because this is America. Man, I don't think I got anything like that as far as presence-wise. My dad will do that a little bit i remember a couple years ago he got me for my birthday a homer simpson like stuffed doll and i was like okay like it's it was sweet like same thing like i know you love the simpsons but it's like i'm not what am i gonna like put this on my bed right i don't know and it's like all right and so i just put it on my bookshelf yeah you know, it's nice stuff. And there's been, I've been adding to it, actually. I got, I think I talked to you about this in Easton.

A woman gave me a stuffed bear. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did a show in Easton. The Avalon Theater. Yeah, the Avalon Theater opening for Tim Miller. And then after the show, i was walking to my car and there's a car driving by slow like like uh drive by like levels of speed and i was like am i what's about to happen i thought it was gonna be some redneck or something like that and i just hear this woman

softly go like oh hey josh good show and i turn around and she's like holding this like stuffed animal bear i think it was uh fuck who was it it was something like official nascar bear or something like that she was like here have a bear it's like okay that's all right i guess i she might have cursed me i don't know but one of those people that has like a car full of stuffed animals too right which i i don't know how you get there as a human being yeah i don't get that one either i mean i also like that you thought it was a drive-by for a second yeah easton like somebody would just drive by going fuck your lesbian haircut well if they

would say that that would be a really funny joke a really really really good joke um which i think is great you know i like it i like it too yeah i'm more of a fan of poo poo pee pee stuff but you know uh yeah we should just keep uh shitting on fans and family hoping that one day they discover podcasting yeah yeah yeah like years later when my dad's retired he's like i'm gonna go through this digression my son's been up to he didn't like the mandolin i'm sorry i loved you prick and you never got those fucking basketballs do you know what don't get them i don't want to see you fuck you fuck you uh yeah man uh um let's see here what did i what did i want to talk about? I kind of forget because we recorded some shit yesterday and then had to scrap it. Some shit a week ago.

We haven't had the best luck with podcasting. No, we're figuring it out. It's okay. This is the pilot. Anyway, I'm happy to have you on the team. It's been like a series of fuck-ups on my end. But yeah, so the podcast is uh as you might have noticed is going to be finazzo and i for the foreseeable future and uh just wanted to mention that because

uh some people might be like hey i thought it was a different mike on the show so uh just to address that really quick and then we'll move on. Mike had to return to his home planet, much like Poochie in The Simpsons. You know what I'm talking about? I know. It sounded funny. On The Simpsons, they created, for Itchy and Scratchy, there was a whole episode about how they wanted to have a new character on Itchy and Scratchy for ratings.

Oh, I do remember that. Yeah, it's such a good ship comes yeah it's such a good episode so uh so that's part of it like and uh they're the simpsons are talking about at the table they're like oh they're gonna add a new character to itchy and scratchy and uh i think marge said something like she's like oh i hate it when shows try to add a new character it's so desperate would you like some more breakfast roy it's just like this young white cool kid who's like always been there he's like all right mrs s but anyway so poochie uh at the end of the episode like they he homer voices poochie and then he's trying to like give this like really nice soliloquy at the end because he knows he's getting kicked off and then they just cut all that off and then you just see this really crude animation of Poochie going into the sky and says Poochie had to return

to his home planet. All that said, but yeah, so Moran, I wish him well. He's a very talented guy. But shit between him and I just became toxic and unhealthy and decided to move on with the show. And that's where we're at. Yeah. Well, I'm glad to be the cousin Oliver of this show. You're in there. I don't know what that means, but you're in. That was the same thing

with uh jesus jesus christ are you serious here we go coming in with your see here comes women do they shop josh comes trouble bitches be shopping can't wait to cut this out they'd be very polite people it's nice to see you yeah hi hi um louie's downstairs i think she's alive but uh yeah um all right so i guess we'll cut that out oh no no everything stays the air conditioner the racist rants all of it's gonna stay um yeah i mean it's your job to edit you know you added the first 197 i'll edit 30 seconds out of this one and i will not um well you came for the good part laura yeah but uh no uh yeah cousin oliver was the the addition to the brady bunch at the end when they like ratings dropped gotcha so that's that's me on cousin finazzo yes yeah um no it's nice to be part of the show yeah you were so yeah so when stuff between mike and i uh

or between moran and i started to deteriorate and once i knew that it wouldn't be working for a while i was like well i want the show to go on because i did a lot for the show in that like booked pretty much everybody edited all the episodes and you know got the website made got it on itunes rss feed all the stuff and i was posting everything and doing a lot of the work and for all intents and purposes i felt like it was my podcast and i wanted to continue and when i thought about continuing i wanted to have a co-host too and you've been on the show a ton of times and you know really good friend and so i thought of you immediately and then i was like should i i don't know should i have cousin oliver and i think so i think it's helping with ratings yeah i mean and i

um you know you're no dummy you've looked at the rating for each episode yeah numbers were highest on my episode i need that finazazo bump for sure. Remember that time if we did that episode in that coffee shop? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got the most hits ever on this show. Yes.

I let that other guy be on it. Patton Oswalt? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was pretty annoying. And that Matt Walsh guy was hassling us too.

He was like, ooh, I'll pray to this is for good. Yeah, that's him. Ooh. It's like, let it go, Veep.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Not that I'm famous, but I get asked to do a lot of local podcasts, and I don't. But no, I love doing this show.

And like Laura was saying to my wife, when you asked me to do it, it was just like an excuse to talk to my friend once a week. So it should be fun. Exactly. Exactly. So yeah, thank you to everybody that listens. I appreciate it, as always. So yeah, so the show is going to continue. And wish Mike Moran the best and uh good luck to him but all that said let's talk about political

redistricting no uh let's talk about good old-fashioned jerry yeah the show is not going to change at all now let's talk quilting. Yeah, that's pretty much what I wanted to get across in this episode and didn't want to harp on it too much. So the show is going to continue, and I think it'll be good, man. Yeah, man. So that's all I got. But besides, for tonight, it's Sunday,

so tonight the night of is going to be on yeah you're a big fan I'm a big fan you're caught up right I think so yeah what was the latest one we'll just do we'll just say spoiler yeah it's they tuned out after the Simpsons reference anyway. Yeah. Yeah. So currently Adnan is in jail. Yeah. Sarah Keating's about to crack the case. Yeah. I stole that from you. Yeah.

No, the show's really good. The first episode was so fucking tense and well done. It's just all building up to something. Did you know anything about the show before you started watching it uh no i just saw uh because they were advertising pretty heavily before game of thrones and stuff but i found out that james gandolfini was supposed to be i found that after i started watching it yeah yeah um well i kind of knew that before they changed the name of the show like i knew he filmed a pilot for HBO.

Oh, there's footage of that. Yeah, so he filmed the pilot and then died after they shot the pilot. Oh, I've heard of bad pilots before, but jeez, that must have been rough. Right, so then they brought in Cousin Oliver Johnson. But this time it was John Oliver?

Right, right. No, but yeah, so it was called, because it's based on a BBC series called Criminal Justice, and that's what the show was going to be called. That's so amazing. It might as well just be called like Cop Bad Guy Show. So I don't know. I know they reworked part of the show anyway,

and then obviously reshot his part. Right. But yeah, it's just that I do keep thinking like, what if? Because he's one of my favorite actors. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that character would have been more serious and tense, but I think it would have been such a cool show.

And it's great. Now, John Turturro is amazing on that. Oh, yeah. I think he's really good in that role. And that has to suck that that's a storyline it's just like oh man what could have been with that other actor well did you hear so it was gandalfini they filmed a pilot then they replaced him with robert de niro oh okay and then for some reason the scheduling didn't work out and they ended up because they pushed back the show and that torturo replaced de niro okay which i think de niro would have been great yeah you think

so i think i haven't seen anything he's been in i like your turn robert deniro yeah are we sure he's good yeah like i just uh like the intern i did not see but it seems like one of those movies where if it's on late at night you're like but see that's a reason why i think he'd be great on the show because i think that like uh i forget who was saying this but like i think that there aren't as many good parts for older actors and movies uh and that's why like people were amazed when um uh dustin hoffman did that michael mann show a few years ago about horse racing oh yeah and he was like great 19 horses died yeah but and yeah but apparently the show is great like critics love the show i watched a few episodes of it it's good uh and then it had um what's his nuts in it old um

god uh nick nolte oh he's at like peak like fucking like nick nolte there's like concrete like in like being mixed in his throat as he speaks. And that was before the Nolte comeback with the Oscar nomination for Warrior, which I think he's great in. Oh, yeah, yeah. Warrior is pretty good. I like Warrior a lot. Yeah, I'm sorry. I like that Tom Hardy.

I could watch him wrestle men all day. But so I think there aren't as many good parts in movies for like older dudes. So it's like I think it's going to take something like a limited series on HBO for De Niro to have a great part. Yeah, that's true. Even like Pacino, like lately, like when was the last time Pacino had a good movie role? I don't know, but he's been. There is the movie where he played Frank Ocean's dad in Danny Ocean. Do you remember that?

No. Isn't that what the movie was called? No, it's Danny something. It's not Ocean? I don't think so. Really? I don't think so. Let me look this up.

The thing is, I don't think he's been in that many movies, but he was great as like Kevorkian and Full Spectre on HBO. Oh, Kevorkian was really, yeah. So it's like I would love to see De Niro do something on HBO or FX or like one of those like limited run series. Yeah, that's true. And I think The Night Of would have been great for him. Yeah, and he's great in silver linings playbook like he's good in the david o russell stuff but yeah i can do without trying to put him into every comedy with

zach efron right exactly yeah it's like the it's like wacky grandpa or whatever it's called and that's what that bums me out too is what i hear he left the night of for scheduling reasons i'm like what shitty movie did he yeah but he's sick with dirty grandpa that's like hearing about will smith uh skipping out on django to do uh after earth or whatever oh yeah which yeah and that worked out well for the movie yeah but it's so crazy it's like hmm i don't know i've got quentin tarantino wants me to do his next film yeah i play this badass slave or i could do a film with my son and another proven director m night shamalan right oh but um and i that also happened in travolta like a bunch of times like did you know travolta was going to be for forest gump at one time what yeah yeah god i would have loved it is there any like test footage of that no no like this is when like because that movie had been in the works for a while and travolta

was going to be forest gump uh-huh i think at one point bill murray was going to be forest gump which i could actually see okay yeah i could see that being that hack tom hanks oh yeah what's he done since yeah um larry crown movie yeah uh danny ocean by the way is the name of uh george clooney's character in oceans 11 you know what i figured there was a tie in somewhere uh fuck what was the name of that it was danny something i know it's a dude's name yeah um and apparently when they're filming that movie uh because they had to get shots of like al pacino's character performing to like huge audiences and stuff uh-huh so i think they just did i think it was in la it was the chicago concert and then it just got basically interrupted so al pacino could film scenes for that like can

you imagine going to see a band and they're like no no al pacino is going to fuck around for like an hour and you have to act like you're into it and what does he play a musician yeah he's a musician so uh i've never seen danny collins danny collins that's what it is did you know that uh de niro is actually going to be in a movie called i think it's called the comedian and they filmed parts of it at the comedy cellar where he's doing stand-up oh like recently yeah this is in the last few months because yeah jim norton talked about it on ona where he's actually like the host of the show it brings no shit um yeah i think that at one point he goes out there he's like you fuck my wife he just said you fuck my wife. You just say you fuck my wife. You talk to me, fucker.

This guy's good. But yeah, he plays like a Don Rickles, like stand up comedian. Oh, really? At one point, like an insult kind of comic. What's that? Sean Penn was going to. I think Sean Penn was going to direct it. And I don't think he ended up doing it.

But it has like Leslie Manson. Like, I think it's going to be a good movie. Okay. But I don't think he ended up doing it, but it has Leslie Manson. I think it's going to be a good movie. Okay. But I don't know. De Niro is one of those people that it's like your talent didn't just disappear. It's like you're in shitty movies. Yeah, and I think he kind of just doesn't know.

He seems like a savant in acting and not anything else. Right, right. I don't know. Maybe SNL is not the best uh way to gauge it but when he's on stuff like that he just seems so stilted and kind of weird and interviews he doesn't really give much either i remember robin williams told a funny story where uh because what did they do what movie did they was awakenings was Awakenings. Yeah. It was a movie. Which I think J.R. won an Oscar for. Oh, really?

Yeah. So they were doing a scene where they're out on the street, basically, in some city. And they're in a car. And some homeless guy was walking by. And he yells to Robert De Niro. He goes, hey, Bobby, you still like black pussy? All he did was just laugh that's awesome well the other the stories of like uh because i think deniro is like this introverted guy who's yeah yeah acting right but there's like stories like what casino like rickles would just

like rip him apart and i would love it oh my god i would love that too seeing uh there's some of that like there's a bunch of uh i don't know if it's still on youtube but outtakes of uh from dirty work don rickles is their boss yeah rip it on norm mcdonald yeah yeah and uh yeah i i can't remember any of the stuff he was saying but don rickles is so fucking funny have you seen that mr warmth documentary it's great so good one of my favorite stories is uh is don rickles um like talking about back in the day of like the heyday of vegas when the mob was running it and stuff like that doing a bunch of shows and him and frank sinatra were

really tight and this one like frank sinatra's like the biggest star in the world and um don rickles asks frank he's like hey i'm gonna be on a date later would you mind coming down to the lounge and just like come over to the table and just say hi like it'll make me look you know i'd really appreciate it i know you're busy and frank's like yeah yeah no problem so like cut to the date don's at the table with this chick and frank sinatra comes over he goes hi i just want to say hello don uh and uh goes to introduce himself to the woman and don rickles just waves him off and he goes jesus christ frank i'm on a date get out of here like what a good move like didn't even like break

gaze just like dude get out of here i heard uh there was a story like you know the like uh like famous story of like uh sinatra's son got kidnapped and then it was a big ransom thing. Apparently, a week after it happened, Frank goes back to work and he runs into Rickles. And Rickles goes, yeah, Frank, I heard about your son. I heard they returned him because he was trying to sing in the trunk.

That's amazing. And I think Frank Sinatra Jr. had one minor hit and tried to be a singer. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's, those are pretty big fucking shoes to fill.

Yeah. I love Rickles. That's such a good documentary. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like he just seems like the best grandpa right now. Speaking of terrible grandpas. But yeah,

fuck, what were we talking? Oh, Night Of. Get back. Do we digress on this show? Yeah. Night Of's been, it's been really good. The other show, let me try to think if I was...

I think you're really into Stranger Things. Stranger Things was dope. I really enjoyed that. And yeah, I thought that was done well. It had the nice nostalgia factor without being too cheesy. The acting in it is really good. And the fact that they're all kids is insane um uh re-watching uh mr robot with with the lady friend should i watch it i

really enjoy it uh i don't what have you heard about it i just know it's about a hacker and i know that the five seconds of a youtube ad but i see before i go to the because you know hella for like two weeks that's the only ad you have to yeah i'm a cyber uh technician by day and a global hacker by night yeah yeah mr like giant eyes uh that's a great act that dude was in um did you ever see the brie larson movie short term 12 that guy's in that movie and he's great like i like the act if i was lesser man, that movie would make me cry. I know that. Oh, wait, you know what?

That movie did make you cry. We didn't watch it together, but I think we vented. I don't think I've ever cried with another man in the room at a movie besides when I saw The Way Way Back with my friend Dave. And we were going to do like a improv workshop or something like that for the baltimore uh improv festival and we showed up and they're like oh no it got moved to like three o'clock or something like this we're like oh we got a few hours to kill and it's like let's go see this movie i heard this this was good it's made by uh um jim rash and who's the other guy his writing partner but jim

rash played uh dean pendleton on uh community yeah i don't know who the other guy is i know they also wrote on nebraska right because they want to yeah yeah yeah and then um what's his name sam rockwell's in it and i was like yeah let's go see this yeah and then i did not expect it to be this very like sensitive movie about this kid growing up, living through a divorce and all this stuff. And I was like, oh my God. It's kind of really hitting too close to home. And then at the end, it's this very sweet thing.

And he's saying the kid's worth it and all this stuff. And before I know it, just crying. And then I think Dave cried too. And it was just two dudes leaving a movie just like it's pretty good uh i liked it see you later faggot yeah pretty much yeah it's like i didn't cry you cried yeah idiot um i was just crying thinking about how much i love pussy that's why i was crying yeah we um like that's the kind of movie too like sam rockwell is incredible in that movie and he's great and everything but like that's one of those ones where it's like it aligned for like the actor

to play what he does best yeah yeah yeah it's just like a perfect movie for everybody in that movie is great too yeah exactly do you have steve carell playing against type in that movie and oh yeah he was really good uh but yeah i think that's the last movie that I cried at, I think. Well, Short Term 12. Short Term 12 was one of the few in the theater that not only did I cry in the movie, but afterwards, Laura and I cried in the car. That movie was just like a fucking ride. Oh, yeah. It's so intense.

Yeah. And it's so sweet, too. I cried at the really sweet moment when he's at his foster parents' home. Right, right. For those that don't know, a lot of the movie is about foster care. And so this one guy is thanking his foster parents. But then after that, what's her name? Amy Lady that Died.

Tried to send her to rehab. Oh, Winehouse? The Amy winehouse documentary were you like surprised she died at the end yeah i was like oh i hope she makes it no uh just it was so it was so fucking sad and just tragic and realizing i haven't seen it yet because i feel like i'll have a similar response yeah and then uh because it's all her like words and stuff right like it's uh well they interview other people too. But you also realize how talented she was.

And like she wrote all of her songs and played guitar and was really fucking good. But like her dad tried to exploit her and all this stuff. And her dad got a reality show. Like she was. And she was like basically got sober and was kind of going through the whole paparazzi thing. She's like, I'm just going to go. I think it was somewhere in the Bahamas or something like that.

And she's like, I'm just going to stay on an island for a few months and hang out and just chill out. And then she invites her dad to come and she's like, yeah, it'll be good. I don't see family. And then he shows up with a camera crew and she's like, what the fuck? He's like, Amy, come on. And yeah, you just realize how sad it is that when she dies uh she was jewish too so seeing like a jewish funeral kind of hit home

for me too and it was one of those things where i was leaving the theater and i couldn't stop crying and it was like i think we saw the movie at like three in the afternoon too so i'm just like out in the open like oh he's dead um did you see uh this movie about time no that's a it's the dude who wrote like a he's wrote like all like the famous british movies like four weddings at a funeral and love actually and he did this train spotting the way, how do you feel about the Trainspotting sequel? I don't care. I don't know. Who cares? All right.

I mean, like, I don't know. It seems dumb. It's like, what, like two decades after it came out? Are all the same actors? It's all the same people. I haven't seen the trailer for it. It was just like a teaser. But no, I know you're a fan of the original. Yeah, I dug it.

I dug it. It's one of those things like, do you need to revisit that? I don't know. Yeah, I feel like we try to sequelize everything and that bothers me. But I also feel like this isn't the kind of movie. It's not like they're trying to make more money out of it. Yeah, yeah. Because it's not like the first movie was like a huge blockbuster.

Right, right. But it's like, I don't know. You did a thing about guys that do drugs and then they get sober. And is it like midlife crisis time for them? Or what is the movie? Yeah. I don't know. I guess we should have known that before I brought it up.

Yeah, we should have. No. Yeah, I don't know. And I guess I'm not being supportive like i don't care yeah at least it's danny boyle though oh yeah he's good no i like that fella uh i like steve jobs he directed that yeah danny boyle the name of that al pacino movie we're going full circle yeah full full frank ocean's brother yeah exactly oh i really like the steve jobs movie people didn't like it but i thought it was really good.

I think we have one friend that really didn't like it. Joey Malinsky hated it. Why? How can you hate it? He said the three acts felt like the same thing over and over again. But that was the idea. Yeah, I didn't agree with his analysis. I mean, it kind of was, and they kind of mentioned it too, but the whole idea was like,

let's see him at like three pivotal moments in his life. I loved it. I think that, and Laura had some issues with it because he's so unlikable in the movie. Yeah, but he's good. Yeah, that's the thing. I think that he's so, no, her problem was that he was so unlikable

and then at the end it had like a happy ending. And she thought it was like a sudden turn. Oh, there was some corny stuff of like, hey, I'm going to put those songs in your pocket. Right, right. Like MP3 players didn't exist before that. Yeah, I just feel like with that story and especially the way they're telling it with the three different days,

like I think it's hard to show a dramatic turn. Yeah. Like I've read a lot about Steve Jobs. Like I I think it's hard to show a dramatic turn. And like, I've read a lot about Steve jobs. Like I know he did get along with his daughter by the end of his life. And like, she actually like talked to Sorkin a lot as he wrote the script and had like a lot of like input and stuff. And so like,

I think like emotionally, like that ending was like authentic in terms of like he did before he died, become a better person. Yeah. And they showed that like, by the time he got to the mom jeans and turtleneck, he had changed a little bit. That's why when he was talking to his staff, like,

love you guys and shit like that. So I think they showed enough of arc, but I really love one-on-one scenes in movies, and there's a lot of that, like lot of you know the sorkin dialogue and stuff like that it's one of those things like but i mean besides like even if you're not a fan of steve jobs if you like the best parts of west wing in the newsroom yeah yeah like the showdowns and stuff are really really good i mean it's obviously so rich in dialogue yeah it feels like a play in terms like it's like the writers for him who played steve jobs i'm blanking on his name uh fosbender michael yeah michael fosbender and then who was the guy like the executive at apple oh jeff daniels jeff daniels yeah they're seen in the second act in

the middle of it when they're backstage cut it's really good it's one of my favorite back and forth yeah like uh when fast bender does that thing about like not parading was and like i'll protect him and you won't it's like oh that gave me goosebumps that's one of those scenes too like uh because like in our movie with sam we had like a lot of cross-cutting and a lot of that came from like just like uh i need to figure out a way to do this like in editing yeah convey the information and backstory like with that movie like i listened to a q a with aaron sorg and every line of that is scripted like when it shows one scene cutting to another scene back to the other scene and then it goes to a third scene and back like that's all in the

script like line makes it way easier for the director yeah yeah okay yeah but um like to me that's just like more of like makes actually makes me appreciate him more as much as like some of the stuff i don't like yeah yeah yeah um yeah i thought it was good i thought um uh seth rogan was great as was that was really cool it's like oh you get to play like a stoner schlub that's cool turn for you um given that it was dramatic right right no it was kind of like everybody was like seth rogan this first dramatic movie it's like you kind of just had him do what he does yeah he's a sweet guy he's funny he's stoned and quirky exactly uh he he was just once howard cern he said that's his least successful movie in terms of box office like in terms of that makes sense and he was like that was like

the hardest i worked on a movie he was like i really like it yeah and then he played the ashton kutcher movie coming i i would too yeah because i mean once once that has already been done you've seen the bad version yeah and i haven't seen the ashton kutcher one so it's horrendous where you want to jag for a while of asking people that worked at apple what they thought of that movie i did i forgot about that for just a second. I remember you kept texting me. For a while, you just kept texting me about your asshole and about...

My anal fissure. Yeah. And your goings on with the people that work at Apple. Well, Josh, we have a lot of phases in our lives. Sure. And a lot of growth. That was my summer.

Yeah, that was a good time. I had a bunch of problems with my laptop like all in a short period of time and like i went back and forth with and part of it was like the warranty it like just expired by two days gotcha yeah and apple was nice enough to fix it to their credit shout out for free but uh i talked to like 12 different apple technicians yeah represent every single one of them like there would be this long hold instead of like because they have to work on stuff on their end and so there's just dead air so instead of making like awkward small talk like so where you guys locate i was like so you see the steve jobs movie yet what would they say uh most of the time it was

no i haven't seen it um there was one woman that I thought was hilarious that not only did she see it and like it, she admitted that she bit towards it. Oh, wow. I'm like an Apple person admitting this to me. Yeah, that's crazy. And then there was one person that said that they liked it, but she was like, but I'm biased. I even like the Ashton Kutcher one.

Oh, real company woman. And then I jokingly, I was just like, so I want to speak to a different representative because I don't trust your logic yeah it's like obviously you don't know what you're doing and i was like my butthole hurts yeah you would just text me all the time like i think it'd be like just catching up on stuff and you're like well that's good um my ass is fine thanks for asking okay that was i know you don't want to hear about this any more than you already have. I want to hear about it. That was the most pain I've ever experienced in my life.

That was awful. Well, it just sucks because it's like, you know, if your foot's fucked up, you got to walk with a limp. You still have to use your foot, but hopefully you should be using your butthole every day. Yeah. That's terrible. And also, it was when I was doing the road a lot, so I was just like sitting in a car for eight hours. And it was just like with the most excruciating pain. And what do it was when I was doing the road a lot. So I was just like sitting in a car for eight hours.

And it was just like with the most excruciating pain. And what do you do about a fissure? You got to tell your boyfriend to go easy on you, right? So how we were talking about the beginning of the podcast, the open butthole? Yeah, you got to shut that shit down. Can't gape it. So there was one day where I was i was at work and i just couldn't

take it anymore yeah i just went i'm going to lunch and i went to patient first uh and they uh put me up on the table oh and they lube it up oh and all of a sudden i just heard oh yeah oh yeah and i was like that's not oh did you ever look at it in the mirror before you went like jesse thomas no jesse uh comedian out of virginia i guess he's in dc now he has a whole bit about that how his ass was fucked up and he looked at it in the mirror and uh while he was looking at it he sneezed and he's like i will never be the same again yeah anyway um no i never looked at it yeah but and i was like what do you mean oh yeah like yeah and he was like yeah you have an anal fissure and i'm like so what do i do he's like just that's your life i guess like. Yeah. Because they give you cream and stuff, and they tell you not to take long shits.

So basically. Does shitting hurt too? That was the weird thing. So when. That's so gross. We're towards the end. We have to reward those that listen to the whole episode. When you're shitting, it expands a little bit.

It's almost like a sense of relief almost. And then as it stops you're like because it's open again so now okay i got you so while it's like loose yeah essentially exactly it's open spreads out it's tighter and closed but it's also weird because like so a fissure is a cut yes and it's how do you cut your butthole uh would my shit, I guess is what they said. Dude's got that sharp shit. Had that sharp shit. Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention this.

I might get one. I swallowed one of my braces recently. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's good times. I guess I didn't have anything. I was like sharp corn, I guess. Out of season corn. But the cut's so small.

It's not even like yeah the doctor even said it was like half of my pinky nail was how big the cut is but it's the word like it felt like i was delivering a baby or something like it was the most excruciating pain yeah i mean any amount of cut on your butthole is going to be bad bad times yes oh um so yeah like i had to like put cream on it every day jesus and i to like occasionally sit like water with Epsom salts. Uh-huh. And did that help like it didn't help during the time, but like it took like they even like say like this will take like two months until you don't feel pain. Oh my God, like six weeks or two months. It did it lessen over time a little bit. Okay, it did gradually get better and then like two months later like it was still uncomfortable but like was i wasn't like in agony right right holy fuck dude wow wow brutal so uh that changed your shitting habits i'm sure going forward no i just jumped right back into a man yolo uh but yeah i was like hey man you only live once you know i'm not gonna take this one thing i enjoy away yeah this isn't gonna stop me i'm still deep in the game i'm loving to shit too long

yeah this works in conversation talking about this i tried talking about this on stage once and i just had the most awkward stare yeah you're the biggest piece of shit yeah especially uh like when you're doing a venue where food is served you can't be like yes let's talk about my butt or those mozzarella sticks yeah yeah um man that's brutal yeah i uh i gotta i gotta do better with that because uh especially at work when you're like i'll take a long shit at work i'm cool with that i'm gonna shit until my hands and feet fall asleep i remember tweeting to match dot com i was like, I was just sitting on the toilet so long,

all of my limbs fell asleep. Is there someone out there for me? They're like, you bet. Join the site today. Might have been like a pre-program response or whatever, but yeah. And that's how I met Karen.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Love lift us up where we belong. See? And, okay. Yeah. uh love lift us up where we belong see and uh okay yeah so also the way that we shit apparently is all wrong in america too like oh you're supposed to like hover because you have people like when they're like yeah you ever go to europe or asia they just have a fucking hole in the ground but apparently that's what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to like the way your body like if you think about it everything is

going south in a way that we should like no make it like horizontal and we're working against gravity so that's why we have today's sponsor squatty potty it's like i wish i want some of that squatty potty money uh okay well listen let's go out on that but i hope that you don't get any more cuts in your butthole your anal fissure doesn't go into remission. Yeah. I hope it doesn't come. I hope you stay in remission. That's what I want. I want that anal fissure to stay in remission.

That's what I'm all about. Mike, any parting words for me? Just ride or die with the shits, man. Okay. That's the, yeah,

that's it. Hashtag ride or die with the shits. Yeah. All right. That'll be this week's episode going out on a high note yeah uh yeah it's been it's been fun man uh i'm looking forward to more episodes in the future absolutely and i'll try to make sure i record properly every time yeah i look forward to more uh deleted episodes but they're pleasant conversations i have a good time yeah exactly uh so yeah thank you to everybody for listening uh as always like find us on the But they're pleasant conversations. I have a good time. Yeah, exactly.

So, yeah, thank you to everybody for listening. As always, find us on the Wide World Webs. World Wide Webs? World Wide Web. The Gaping Web. Find us on there, which is the disgusting comment section, I'm sure, on gapingweb.com. Yeah yeah check out our message board get in there and yeah follow us on Twitter's that all Instagram and say hi and all that stuff really appreciate it and yeah we'll try to have more episodes come out on Monday

if they're all about buttholes regular Monday's the goal but also not whatever we can do to help you all the time while you're shitting with our podcast exactly it's relevant in that way uh so yeah let's uh let's say goodbye for now and david teckner take this out digression sessions coming to an end Thank you. Oh yeah, oh yeah