The Digression Sessions - Ep. 232 - Josh & Umar! (@JoshKuderna @UmarKhan821)

Episode Date: September 23, 2017

Hola Digheads, on this week's episode, Josh and Umar catch up whilst hanging in their kitchen. Fun pods about DC tickets, shows, and some other stuff that I forget right now! But, I remember it was a really fun pod! Follow the podcast and Josh Kuderna, and Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Josh - @JoshKuderna on Twitter and @JoshKuderna on Instagram The Pod - @DigSeshPod on Twitter The Pod's Facebook page - Dig Sesh on Facebook Thanks for listening, all! Do the pod a favor and rate and review the pod on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, Laughable, Stitcher plz!

TAGE NETWORK That's a goddy. Hey! Welcome to the digression sessions podcast. Hello, Josh Kaderna here sitting with my good buddy, Umar Khan. Oh, hey, what's up? How are you? Are your faithful dig heads out there?

Happy New Year to our Jewish friends. Happy Rosh Hashanah. Happy R russia happy russia yeah um hope you're enjoying it hope you're having a great time the county schools had off today we didn't oh boy yeah because there's not that many jewish kids in our schools you know oh why because of discrimination yeah how'd you know should we talk about the nope okay all right no discrimination we don't want to talk about the persecution okay okay never mind definitely not definitely not all right so uh yeah we hope everybody is well um yeah man we uh yeah we did some shows over the weekend.

We did some colleges. It was fun. We had a great time. Got some shows coming up. I'll be at the Black Cat this Saturday for church night. It's a good show. I think doors are at 8.30. Show is at 9.

It cost a few bucks, but it's going to be really good. Is there burlesque on your show? Yeah. Mindy Mimosa is doing burlesque. Cool. robileski is uh doing stand-up also very funny yeah um yeah i'm excited that it's one of like the best shows in the area it's a great show it's funny doing because it's a variety show yeah and the hosts you know they it's as if they're pretending to be you know they're pretending to be a church and they're kind of like yeah it's pretending to be like a pastor i guess yeah and then yeah like there's the congregation and they do like hymns that's a really big following it was sold out it was

packed they checked out like the side room of black cat it was like it was like 150 it was nuts yeah i went to one of them and it was uh it was something like like their two-year anniversary or something like that and it was upstairs at black cat and i was like the huge room holy shit and they're alarmed at that one no i just went okay and uh because i had a i had a show that night and then i was like oh yeah this is going on it was actually it was one of those like really cool nights i had a show and then uh their thing was right down the street and we were walking there me and karen and we ran into this guy tofer yeah and i was like hey are you going to this thing he's like no i'm going to the other thing do you want to have good times in the alley and i was like sure we went to the black hat and uh the show was great and it was like one

of those nights you're like comedy's good i like yeah this is fun when i did the um church night it was really fun and doing variety shows makes me so thankful that i'm a comedian and not anything else because like everyone backstage is like lugging costumes prepping makeup looking over scripts yeah like uh uh ruby we ruby rockefeller is a local baltimore um uh burlesque person and she was like i like her but i think ruby tuesday is a little bit better jesus is way cooler better burgers you know what i mean um uh and just burgers just rotating on her curly fries just flying off of her nipples yeah yeah but like she's practicing her dance moves and i'm just sitting on the couch like i did not need to be here an hour before showtime you're in the mirror like on somebody's ass yeah on somebody's ass are you

guys on tinder wait a minute y'all on tinder me me me me who's on tinder yeah i was just like oh i did not need to be here an hour ahead like you know they're doing sound check and i'm just like sitting there on the couch doing next to all these people and i'm just like okay doing tongue twisters i think i took a nap actually now that i think about it that's not bad yeah it's not bad yeah yeah i i think the show starts at like yeah show starts at nine and i don't go on till like after 10 oh yeah fuck i hate waiting in green rooms i'm just gonna watch the show yeah yeah i don't i also don't like watching shows i get anxious i get anxious too if it's like all stand up yeah but i feel like this one you you can be outside of it and enjoy it a little bit more

because it's not like i don't know with, with each stand-up, you feel more pressure. You're like, how'd they do it? How'd this person do it? Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And then it can go either way. If it's like they're doing bad, you're like, oh, fuck, this crowd sucks. Yeah.

And then if everybody's doing great, you're like, well, no, I'm not going to do great. Right. How long can this last? Yeah. When everyone's doing great, you're yeah you're just like oh god damn it you know like you want people to do great oh of course but then you're also like fuck yeah there's that mounting pressure yeah you're like man because you everyone wants to be the best on every show they're on sure sure and then sometimes you'll just concede to the fact where you're like

all right well ramin's on this show there's no way i'm gonna be better than ramin totally yeah yeah no it's uh not even like better than people it's like you just want to do best by your standards like i never try to like like i don't think we're saying like we try to like outshine anybody it's just like no i want to be it's almost like you're playing against yourself in a way yeah it's kind of like swimming where like or Or pool. You are race like... Well, it's individual but a team sport, but it's also like... Yeah.

You know, you're a lot of like personal... Well, you are trying to beat people. Never mind. That's not a good metaphor. Yeah, but you're... Comedy is like... Comedy is baseball. No, it's a relay race. What is it it you don't want to drop the baton there's

no metaphor where's the metaphor uh for me let's relate it to the simple dig head p you know okay simpletons out there fucking idiot i'll tell you what comedy is it's war baby yeah i'm out for blood you know hell yeah i'm gonna be the last man standing on top of a pile of skulls a bunch of alt comedy hacks yeah yeah what else is going on your death pal oh that's why i always wear my fatigues on stage you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah put uh that black makeup shit on my eyes i don't even know what it's called yeah you just buy it yeah i get a smelling salts i don't even need them shit smelling salts yeah what are those so it's like if somebody is knocked out or something you put it under their nose do in 2017 is that how we wake up uh people who are knocked out that's how i wake up every morning damn yeah people just running

rubbing smelling salts over you oh yeah well they think i'm dead i have sleep i have sleep apnea i have sleep apnea okay oh dead i thought dead. I thought you said gay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

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Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Freudian slipped there, huh? We are apologizing for the content of this show in the last couple weeks. Umar would rather be dead than be gay.

You heard it here first. What? Now, you got some shows coming up? I do have shows. October 4th. October 4th. I'm sorry. Wait.

Dude. I'm checking my calendar for October 4th. October 4th. I'm sorry. Wait, dude. I'm checking my calendar for October 4th. October 4th. No, hold on. There's shows before that. On the 20... I want to say the 28th. Yeah, the 28th, I'm at Monument Brewer. Dude, I think I have like a tumor.

Last night, I was hosting a show for a pta of a very bougie school in dc it was very fun oh yeah that's in the fjord district yeah you know i love watching star wars when they're like may the fjord be with you okay what am i up on the lineup my fjord who's the yard and during world war two we're like hey let's hail uh to the fjord um no more jokes uh whoa uh yeah i was hosting this show and you know i did my set it was like very okay it was just okay it's hard you're going up first it's cold you're i'm hosting and it's just a bunch of pta moms and it's not like a typical stand-up show no it was very fun

though and the woman who put it on katie mckelvey i think she's a new comic she was very nice and i was like oh so i didn't know she was a comic or night and so we were talking i was like are you a comic she was like yeah yeah and i felt embarrassed i was like i'm so sorry right right it's okay i've been doing it for like a year and i was like oh well you know she's older she's like 43 and she's a mom okay and uh my wheel no i'm just kidding and a word a word and she's a lawyer she's married she has kids i was like why the fuck way in your wheelhouse are you just checking all your box I was like, why the fuck are you starting comedy? You have it all. Yeah.

Oh, you live in one of the best neighborhoods in D.C. Some people need a hobby, dude. You have a cool ass husband. Yeah. So her husband's telling me she just started recently working from home. And so it's her way of kind of getting out and socializing. Right. And then you have kids and stuff.

Dude, she did pretty well. Yeah, she crushed. That's awesome. Yeah, it was great. Everyone was pretty funny last night uh there was a comic who used to date a comic and her closing bit me and dylan meyer were dying she used to date this comic that we all know and i'll tell you who it is off the mic and jeff dunham jeff dunham she's a date jeff dunham and well she's today one of the puppets yeah also i've never had so usually when you do comedy people say give me the light when i have like you give someone the

light to let them know how much time they have left usually it's like a minute or two minutes or like one more joke rapid yeah so she was like can you give me the light when i have 30 seconds left i was like 30 30 seconds god damn it was very nice she was like you don't have to and i was like no i got you girl and uh and then so's like, it's just a very quick joke. And her last joke is just her just trashing this local comic. Oh, my gosh. It was so funny, dude. I'll tell you.

It was so funny. It's like your interpretation of 30 seconds. It's like, wow, it's so fast. But if you're trashing somebody, I'm like, wow, that's a long time. Yeah. If he was there, it would be the longest 30 seconds. so she talks about she did this comics he's 12 years older than her and this woman leans over to me as i'm standing there about to go back up on stage to take her down she goes is she talking about you 12 years older i was like bitch that's amazing yeah uh how dare you i'm young and but i kept

i kept i fucked up every intro i was like next to me i mean next coming to the state i just kept slurring uh-huh was not drinking i just like all right i guess i'm having a i have a tumor in my brain were you just tired i was i think i was tired yeah i was just like all right you know just trying to get it all and uh right every, because the crowd was like, they weren't really giving it up. So I would be like, all right, it's Sarah Roche. Give it up. And I was just thinking, I was like, there could be a montage of me like, give it up. Give it up.

Dylan Meyer, give it up. Hey, there's that lady. Give it up. But it was funny. So I get off stage and it was just, it was like a, like, you know, just like this stereotypical rich white dad, like, kind of like khaki shorts. Boat shoes. Boat shoes tucked in. Yeah.

Polos or t-shirts. Yeah. They were very nice, but a lot of them were talking in the back. And I was going to go back there and be like, yo, you guys need to shut the fuck up. But they were like, hey, you want a drink? I was like, okay. You're why to shut the fuck up. But they were like, hey, you want a drink? I was like, okay. Why, yes, I do, fellas. Yes, sir.

Do you guys like yacht rock? Yes, we do. Bon Jovi is the best. Yeah, it is like NASDAQ. I don't even know what that is. Oh, NASDAQ. Okay, now I know what that is. He's related to that guy, Dow Jones. Hell what about smp bro oh well those brothers they don't get along oh shit yeah but um so they bought me a drink and

uh they were funny wait you're talking about shit and piss yeah yeah the shit and piss 500 um they they were like man i can't believe you opened up with the race stuff. I was like, oof, oof. I mean, I was like, oh, this guy's, oh, my God. But you know what you're doing, I guess. And I was like. I guess. And I just opened up with my jokes about volunteering with Black City kids.

Yeah, yeah. And they were just like. And the one dad, he's like, how lame is your life? Because he goes, he went, i have to he's like oh i had to like go downstairs and kind of like decompress for a second i was like what i didn't say anything insane at all yeah it's just like i work with these kids yeah and they make fun of me yeah yeah that's it yeah you're not disparaging them it's more so maybe like the line where i'm like black kids are really good at making fun of you. And then like, there was an older black couple.

They love that line. Yeah. No, it's all hoity-toity white women. Right. I mean, they weren't horrified, but they were just like, okay. Like, you know, like they're just staring at me like, okay. So like, there's a joke coming. And I was just like, all right, fuck you guys.

But I gave them shit and it was fine. But yeah, I was just like just like god how lame are you that like yeah i guess there are people out there who like can't even acknowledge race and differences that's just so weak to me though like you don't accomplish anything yeah it's just like oh boy i had to go downstairs and get away from it yeah seriously i had to collect myself he's like i had to go downstairs and just say the n-word to myself a bunch i just had to go scream it at the moon that's how i did it how does he get to do it yeah but when i do it so i started to get worked up i called my sponsor yelled the n-word a few times i called jamal yeah it's happening again um yeah speaking of uh white privilege uh i was leaving arlington

last night after the gig and uh um same thing i always do like i always park like pretty close to to the venue it's just a restaurant bar and uh i just pulled a ue like i was parked on the side parallel parked going one way and then i had to turn around to get back out on the highway basically to get on the off ramp so i pulled a ue and like it wasn't dangerous at all but it was an undercover cop was coming the other way and this uh it was a white woman and i saw the lights going i was like ah fuck you because you knew you fucked up because it's technically illegal but but it's also... It's like not a big deal.

It just makes more sense to like... I know where you were parked. Yeah, you were parked on Rags Time Side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like further down... Exit's right there. Yeah, exactly. So like I stop, of course, because she like turns the lights on.

And I was like, oh, man. And she puts her window down. I put mine down. She goes, seriously, dude? i was like oh man and she puts her window down i put mine down she goes seriously dude oh my god that's why i was like and what does she say uh she's like do you want to get a drink you're a badass okay uh i go i go i'm so sorry i'm just trying to get out right here. She's like, well, dude, just go up to the light. Turn.

What are you doing? And I was like, I'm really sorry. I just want to get home. She's like, well, do it different next time. And then drove away. Do it different next time. That's amazing. Thank God.

I'm just the white guy in the place. I'm like, I don't know. Yeah, my friend, she's like a good looking white girl and uh she was driving down the avenue in hamden and this cop shined his lights and pulled over he's like hey i just want to let you know that you're um what the fuck oh she was like he's like i work for the fbi i'm a federal booty inspector i just wanted to let you know that like uh your back lights out meanwhile i got a fucking warning ticket for that shit right like a month ago that's why she brought it up she's like wait that happened to you because this happened to me

i'm like fuck you he's like here's a check for 50 i'll pay for it and one time i got pulled over just because i didn't even know these lights existed those uh those uh license plate there's like little lights oh those balls pulled me over at 1 a.m he's like you know i pulled you over i was like uh speeding he was like your plate lights are out i was like oh that's why you pulled me over dude that's why you're trying to see if i was drunk right yeah well yeah that's i mean because they look for anything plus they uh it they they probably have a directive to do that too because of cameras. So it's like, let's make sure we can see those license plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's true. I fucking hate those tickets so much. Yeah, I got a ticket just because my month and year on my license plate were switched. So I got a ticket in DC. I got a $50 ticket. They were up to date and everything. They were just switched. Right. license plate were switched so i got a ticket in dc i got a 50 ticket i had the i had they were they were up to date and everything they're just switched right and uh i got a fucking ticket for it and it was my first time doing the improv and i walked outside i felt i crushed oh right

right so good walked out 50 ticket i was like well oh yeah thank you comedy gods no i don't know if it was my first time i did comedy kumite and i went through two rounds so i made 50 bucks that night gotcha there goes 50 bucks ridiculous yeah i had that too recently where i got a hundred dollar ticket in dc oh my god because it's uh um yeah it's coming off the highway and it was just a speeding camera thing so it's like you're going from 60 to 45 and yeah dude i, I got a $300 ticket. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I was doing... To be fair, I was doing like 20 over in a tunnel.

Yeah. But you know, I was going from one gig to another, just trying to make some dough. You got to hustle. I made 15 bucks at ragtime that night. Oh, yeah. I got a $300 ticket driving to a free show at Big Hunt. And didn't you also tell the cop?

Didn't you also ask him like what's his name that night was that that that was a different night yeah i got pulled over in arlington because i liz mealy and i did a gig and we were gonna go to a second gig yeah uh somewhere near there yeah yeah yeah i'm driving ramin calls me and he's like hey liz got an accident can you see if she's okay i double back and i'm like speeding to go to her yeah and uh this cop pulls me over and i was nervous because i had drank like an eight percent beer with an empty stomach and i was feeling it you know and uh god i was texting ramin like the whole time and robin's like what the fuck are you doing dude get off your phone like pay attention to the cop and i was like okay yeah all right i was like freaking out and uh i put you know and i was

like really nice and everything and he still gave me a goddamn ticket and then like at the end of the exchange like you know it's like an audience member comes up to you they're like hey uh good job and i'm like hey what's your name and we shook hands and he was just like what do you it was just like the look on his face like okay i'm just trying to play cool i'm officer stevens dude all right cool i'm gonna remember you and come and murder you that's tight that's tight yeah check out my website dude yeah here's my card yeah yeah oh i didn't do my dates. Oh, yeah. September. I think we're doing a show together soon at the Belgian Beer Hall. Am I on that? When that is? I don't know.

Oh, the 27th. 27th. 27th. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a Wednesday, right? That's Wednesday, yep. Wednesday, 27th, Josh and I, I'm assuming we're going to be doing new material. At Ducline Duvel.

Yeah. We'll be at Ducline Duvel. What time is that? Eight o'clock? Mm-hmm. Yeah. We'll be at the Ducline Duvel. What time is that? Eight o'clock? Sure. Why not? Sure. And then 28th,

I'll be at Monument Brewery with a bunch of people. I think Rob Marr is headlining. Oh, that's cool. And then October 4th, Overachievers Comedy Show

at the DC Draft House or Draft House Comedy Theater. Stavros and Adam Friedland fourth overachievers comedy show in at the dc draft house or draft house comedy theater stavros and adam friedland will be there from come town yep yep and that's it nice nice uh yeah um yeah i got a bunch of stuff the stuff i already said and then uh yeah the fourth i'll be a rag time that's gonna be like the five-year anniversary show oh my god that shows been going on for five years not the one that i've been me and eddie have been doing okay that's like a because ramin had like uh he had he had the room open there for a while and it was like a straight up open mic and then closed it so i think it's like five years total yeah or something

like that and the guy was like i don't just let me for promotion purposes can i just say it's five years yeah yeah that's fuck it who gives a shit say it's five years? Yeah. That's okay. Who gives a shit? Yeah, it's gonna be me, Ramin, Eddie and Jason Weems. Oh my God. And then the fifth. I'm gentrifying. Excuse me.

The fourth. Oh, I'm sorry. The fourth. The fourth. And then the fifth. Cooking up some pasta. Then on the fifth, I will be gentrifying your show. Oh, yeah.

In the basement of Joe Square. That's going to be great. Gin and jokes. I'm like, oh, this is popular among young brown people. What a real shame if a white guy took over. I raise the prices. That would be great. You bring your parents to the show.

Yeah. You bring your dad. You bring him on stage. I bring other white comedians. You could host too yeah we should all do we should all do comedy down here this is right very nice very apologize like when you bring up ahmed and alahe yeah i'm sorry guys they're moving out very soon very soon made me book that anyway check out this exposed brick if you get too overwhelmed

go take a second if you need to don't sweat in your boat shoes get on oh man yeah that'll be fun dude yeah i'm pumped i'm so bummed to miss it but i'll be in cleveland yeah so it'll be in it'll be in decent hands i'm just gonna yell at the audience the way you do yeah i do yell at them a lot it's so easy it's yeah that's a cool thing like i think that's why yesterday when i was hosting because that's the only show that I host now. It's been a long time since I've hosted like a local. It's a weird set of different set of muscles. Yeah. And it's fun.

But especially a crowd like last night where it's like a PTA people like I was like, I could fuck with them, but I only had seven minutes. And like, if it doesn't go well, then you don't know them. Like, you're not as comfortable. Yeah. So hosting is just you kind of gotta bite the bullet you gotta yeah it's not really your job to like kill right you're just supposed to crack the ice right but then like you know my set went okay and then like you see other

comics and you're just like oh they're killing yeah but you were the host that's your job yeah that's your job good host yeah it means you did a good job yeah yeah it's just frustrating and then comedic blue balls yeah especially because you know you get like an ego kind of you're like well i've been doing comedy way longer than that person this is a bummer to watch them just right look like a way better cop which is fine whatever yeah um but yeah like at my show i can go up pretty much i'd go up with almost zero material right usually goes fine yeah and uh but i just forgot like how cold an audience can be when you're hosting you're just like okay all right you have to like teach them how to clap and like you know like yeah yeah them to respond exactly attention get loose i had to like make because i might show i like because people always at the bar like talking like and i was like all right guys tell them to shut the fuck

up and they were like uh be quiet but at my show they'll like yell like hey shut the fuck up you know people there and right yeah there's like a culture around that show, but it was just like all bloody. Yeah. And it sucked because she gave me this really nice intro, and it was just like, and I knew, I was like, oh, this is going to be a huge disappointment. He performed at an open four, and people are like, okay. Wow.

Yeah, and then it's just like, black kids. Black kids. Who's got them? Yeah. Yeah. DC. Yeah. They can definitely be more sensi down there.

Hannibal had a great joke. Do you listen to his podcast? I listen to the most recent one with Chris Rock. What? Yeah. Wait. I didn't see that one. I'm going to download that one.

Listen to it while I pump some iron. Yeah. Chris Rock, he's touring. His new hour, right? Yeah, he's touring. He's doing like 100 shows, like 100 dates. It's crazy. Before he tapes?

Yeah. That's ridiculous. Yeah, 100 dates. And the cool thing is he took Hannibal on the road as his opener for some of it. So they were doing a show together in Chicago, so they just did a podcast in the green room. Can you's like because hannibal is close to our age yeah and he's just opening up for chris like you he's your idol and they're like buddies and they're hanging out it was funny too that's crazy hannibal is uh he's talking about like his uh his money and how he has

like low overhead and stuff he's like you know i got money but i have very low overhead and he was telling chris rock that he's leaving money on the table he's like you gotta do these after shows man we just dj and chris rock's like ah see i would be all over my head i'd be thinking about my dj set as much as i am my comedy and blah blah and him was like i don't i was like yeah i know because he did it at the auto bar here in baltimore it seemed like he just gets drunk and you get paid he probably got paid i don't like i was like yeah i know because he did it at the auto bar here in baltimore it seemed like he just gets drunk and you get paid he probably got paid i don't know he was saying he's like you leave like a couple to a few thousand dollars on the table he's like so what i do is i just do a show and then i say i'll do the after party and then he gets like a couple grand

for that yes exactly so he's like yeah you're leaving money on it like he's telling chris rock he's leaving yeah like chris Rock's almost a billionaire probably. But he's going through his... Real quick, it just made me think of... I didn't know that. When we were at the auto bar and you saw Hannibal and he was walking to the bathroom or something. Oh, he was behind the DJ set. Well, yeah.

Weren't you guys coming by each other? Because you were like, hey, man, I'm a big fan. He didn't even hear what you said. He just gave you like... So he was by the DJ booth. Yeah. And people... I just dapped him up and i was gonna say something like and obviously i shouldn't have even tried right and uh he just like yeah he just nodded he couldn't give a fuck he just nodded his head and was like give me the thumbs up yeah i was gonna say he like extended his arm out of like okay god yeah like it's all gravy i'm getting paid to do nothing yeah he

doesn't want to be like it's obvious he only stayed for a little bit he didn't want to be there yeah and he's not actually spinning anything like no shit no and if he fucks it up it's like i don't know what i'm doing i'm a comedian he didn't go out on the dance floor he didn't talk to anybody he just stayed in a corner yeah um so anyway so he was talking to chris rock about his hour and uh i'm gonna call it right now chris rock uh he's calling his hour uh he said he's gonna name it tambourine and so he's going through his divorce and all that he's talking about like all the money that he left like half half what and then you got to pay alimony the rest of your life how long do you think that's why he's touring so heavy i think so and then i think also he's got like shit to say as well.

Hold on. Is this how long he's been married to that chick? A lot. I mean, they have kids and stuff. Holy shit. So, yeah, his kids aren't in college. But anyway, he said he's calling the special tambourine. And then Hannah was like, oh, yeah, there's that joke.

And he's like, I don't say anything. And so I'm going to call it right now on this podcast i think it's named tambourine because i think he calls his wife uh a tambourine player because like think about it oh my god that because they don't do anything and they're still a part of the band and they still get a cut yeah so i haven't seen any of his special but that's my that's my hypothesis yeah there makes sense right yeah how do you think he does it he's just you probably like mimes it out back and forth I haven't seen any of his special, but that's my hypothesis right there. Makes sense, right? Yeah. How do you think he does it? He probably mimes it out. Pacing back and forth.

The damn parade. I get paid too, right? Yeah. I'm thinking that's exactly. Just shaking it. Yeah. You're contributing. Well, Hannibal told this story about uh um like speaking of like like kind of bombing

on stage where he you know he's so famous he'll drop in and people are so excited yeah lana glazer who's on uh broad city yeah she's practicing her new hour to take on the road uh-huh which i'm sure will be super funny and um and so hannibal did a surprise drop in set and he did this joke in atlanta that crushed uh-huh and it was about uh how he can see why um uh that actor who died from heroin um that white that one that one act no he was like really it was really unexpected he was really famous heath ledger no heroin uh oh my god oh like recently or a while ago maybe like in the last year and a half two years oh oh my god he's so famous uh not paul i always confuse him for paul gm oh philip seymour hoffman philipour Hoffman. He's like, yeah, I can see why. Because movie sets are so boring.

I don't think he did heroin for the first time in an alley or a party. I think he was just like, there was a four-hour camera switch, and he was just in his trailer bored as fuck, and that's when he first started heroin. And he said when he did that joke the first time in Atlanta, it crushed. So now you cut to Brooklyn brooklyn he's getting introduced and he was like the crowd like was just so loud like oh my god they're all excited they're so surprised he opened with that joke yeah and he was like crickets he's like you've never seen someone go from being famous to like all right what are you doing right now like it's just like god but it's so like that's just comedy man like they can be like wow it's hannibal burris they're like

wow that's hannibal burris that he started making he's like it's probably because of a broad city crowd and they wanted me to be like pasta that's pretty crazy right and hannibal's like get this guy at madison square garden it's like like he, hey, what do you guys think dogs do when we're not around? We're like, oh, my God, he's a genius. That's a good point. What do they do? Yeah, where it's like there is so much of that bullshit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where it's like, should you be saying that? I had a good friend say something like that to me recently, like when I was visiting him in Oakland. This brown comedian was hosting this. This guy hates me now me now because i mean i was kind of a dick and i ran the light by three minutes oh boy and i was pulled a real josh could pull a josh could and i was like i'm never coming back here and uh i'm gonna put my running shoes on yeah let me let me just burn this uh bridge right now so i was just crushing well i was crushing but also oakland is so uptight like west coast people are fucking dude i don't get this whole west coast people are nicer than east coast people i just don't i think they just are

more passive than east coast people yeah i remember um my my my cousin my my friend brendan he has a family in california his uncle lives out there and they went out like shortly after 9 11 they said like tons of people out there like we shouldn't do anything like we shouldn't retaliate and yeah yeah which it's like sure i guess i don't. But I just mean even in like day-to-day life. Oh, okay. No one will... Like people like, oh, like people on the West Coast, you know, they'll... I guess like they're nicer.

They'll give you directions, blah, blah, blah. Okay. I don't know. I found like most people are standoffish and they're... Like all the really cool people I met were from the East Coast. Gotcha. You know what I mean? Like they're transplants all the really cool people i met are were from the east coast gotcha you know what i mean like they're transplants yeah yeah and but like all the other people i met they're just like okay hi don't i don't really want to talk to you you're in my safe space yeah just stuff like that and uh so like i was doing my jokes and the crowds mostly white crowds being

a little tense and i was kind of giving them shit for it right and then this this brown guy who's running the show he just did all these jokes about how his wife's annoying and and he's crushing i mean he's a fucking hack and he is crushing right and then my friend daniel is like uh i mean he likes my comedy and he was like you know i just don't think you need to like. It's just so it's kind of like off putting, like when you give the crowd shit. And I was like, yeah, I can see. I totally can see that.

Yeah. And but and then he was like, yeah, you know, and then he was saying how he liked. He was like, oh, really? I was talking shit about the host and he was like, oh, really? I liked him. I thought like, you know, it's just like good, wholesome comedy and no one's really like being hurt i was like dude he's shitting on his wife the whole right the whole 10 minutes right but also if like jeff foxworthy did that same set yeah of his material they'd be like um this is problematic yeah exactly these are stereotypes

this is offensive but yet if it's like the cool minority guy he's like oh man my wife yeah a bunch of like it jokes and like god i was like fuck this guy about the new movie it is that what you're talking about yeah did a lot of jokes what's up with these clowns speaking of clowns congress is up to their old trick and my wife speaking of clown. Man, you know what's scary? When she doesn't do the dishes. Everybody's like, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's funny. That's really good.

It was kind of like I saw Hasan Minhaj. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was hilarious. Yeah, the Daily Show's own social justice warrior. Hasan Minhaj. No, he's a super awesome dude. Yeah. He was really nice to me.

Yeah, yeah. When he saw me, he was like, oh, dude, what's up? And I'm like, you know, we talked. Right. hustle menage no he's a super awesome dude yeah it was really nice to me yeah yeah you've opened he saw me he was like oh dude what's up and like you know we talked and right because you opened for him in dc and then so he was booked uh at towson this week uh continuing our college tour yeah he was booked at um as a diversity speaker which is so weird because he did he did he was supposed to be doing stand-up he was doing a new he's working on his new hour right so he's like kind of workshopping it yeah he's definitely workshopping which is so crazy dude once you get to that level it's like hey

oh you can workshop jokes like 500 kids yeah and make i don't know 10 grand he probably made a lot of money yeah and so it's like yeah i could yeah, I could. I don't know. I could do some. And I'm sure he does. He does. He rents. So he's doing at a comedy club. I can't remember. I've never heard of it before.

But it's somewhere in New York, a club in New York, Cat something. I don't know. And so he's doing like a residency or a stint there. Which is cool, too. But then he's also getting paid for that, too. Yeah. Oh, $1,000. I'm sure people are paying at least $20 to see that. Yeah. bucks this year yeah so it's just man once you get to that level where

you're like yeah i could do colleges and so you do colleges you get paid yeah and then you're like i'm kind of figuring it out well and that like it's like an easier road his manager was saying than like you know because you're not going to workshop in a theater i know i know but also like i don't know the way that we would do it where it's like i'm just going to go to these unpaid open mics hustle hustle all over the place yeah like but he did that you know like he put his time in yeah i'm just saying he's at that level yeah that's great and that's the thing like like i remember like aziz like after he released maybe after his like second special or uh where he was like really popping yeah he would just like he'd be like hey i'm doing a workout hour at this small black box theater

yeah and people are still paying like 15 20 bucks mark maron does that too and i think that's not a good way to do a new hour like because i remember when chris rock after he released a couple specials why because they're their fans are yeah they're on your side you don't you're having a bad gauge of good comedy yeah i remember chris rock like after he was really famous he toured clubs in the midwest where people didn't really know him right and he built a new hour there yeah so he wouldn't have the the of people liking him already. Yeah. He also doesn't lean into it as much. Yeah.

When he's writing new material, he doesn't do the whole stalking the stage and kind of repetition and screaming. Yeah. He'll just deliver it. Oh, Karen's home. Yeah. Boo, our fierce attack dog. You could see his shoulders were up he's like what's up and then he saw it was her his ears went down he's like oh hi mommy oh hey mommy

yeah but he like keeps calm on stage and he's like really almost deadpan yeah yeah yeah i think he's just like he's just talking because you because he says like if it kills without him selling it then when he sells it it'll explode even better yeah yeah but huston so he did these shows and uh we i got invited to the like to this reception kind of meet and greet thing. Yeah. And it was so weird, man. It was like... I want to know about this Q&A, too.

That sounds way weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but real quick, this meet and greet, it's just like... So I took my brother, he brought a date, and then I brought my buddy, Ari, because I'm lonely, and... I'm just kidding. Shout out a date. And then I brought my buddy, Ari, because I'm lonely. And I'm just kidding.

Shout out to loneliness. Shout out to Ari. And so it's probably like 40 people there, some faculty. It's mostly like young brown people. And they're like- YBPs. Yeah. They're so pumped.

Like so pumped. Yeah. They're like super dolled out dressed up oh wow dude he comes in the room and like no no one like screamed or anything but it was just like you could feel an energy shift you can feel and no one knows how to act cool i know like no one knows how to well the thing's not designed to be cool yeah it was not a cool layout at all but it's just it's just when you do the meet and greet you're specifically there to meet and greet this person there's no like we're gonna

hang out there's this there's that it's just like they walk in the room you're like hi they made it like a cocktail hour which they shouldn't have done that they should have like set up a backdrop right and just had people come in the room in a line take pictures and leave that that's what it should have been. Yeah, that's interesting. Because then you get your couple minutes to talk, take a pic. Like a meet and greet like you would do with a band. Right.

But then all of a sudden it's like he's in the VIP section. Everybody's just like staring at him. Yeah. So what ended up happening was he came in the room and he's just like, you know, like and then so he just kind of is like standing around the middle and then everyone like hovers around him right taking pictures and like dude i took a video of the the madness it's so goofy it's like there's like old fat like old women just like hovering over there with their cameras it's so gross it's just like yo do you understand like what this is like for him right now like he feels like a fucking animal yeah yeah and and he's a nice guy so you

know he's taking it in stride but like it was just weird it was awkward yeah i'm sure but his manager was telling me how uh you know like these things like uh like sometimes it can be super awkward like she also represents John Legend, and so when she goes on the road with him, like, sometimes, like, they'll, like, so they'll have, like, a lot of times these meet and greets, the donor, they're, like, sponsors and donors, and they make people go from their company,

and these people don't even know who these people are. Ah, that's worse worse so that's the worst right they're not even fans no and then they'll say it to them like i don't really know who you are carol says you're a big deal but you seem like a fucking hump to me i don't know so like john let you play piano my niece plays piano so you walked into the room and she was like no one talked to him and he's just like why i've just been chilling and prepping like i have to do a show in like 20 minutes why the fuck you know but he was cool about it and he and then like sometimes people get really nervous and they

just won't approach you so then he's just standing there yeah also i'd say uh john not so much a legend huh yeah john legend in his own mind yeah and so that was fun and then we did the show his new he probably did like a new 25 30 yeah and it was very similar like this one man show where i mean he uh he started out straight stand up and it was really fucking good honestly it was really i was laughing so hard to the point where he called out my laugh. Sure. And. What did Rami say over the weekend? Oh, I was like.

Performing the dolphins. Yeah. He goes, would you shut the fuck up? It's like performing for dolphins. Oh, so good. That was at Loyola. Oh, dude. The weirdest thing about this night. Yeah.

Was. Well, there's the Q&A. But before that, they had two different people bring them up on stage and they're like i think like towson's trying to like promote so how diverse they are diversity thing which i think is new because the they used to have um do you remember when that like white like co like there was like a group of white kids who started some like it wasn't a supremacy group but they yeah it was like yeah um fuck he was on that uh the vice documentary about charlotte charlottesville uh yeah because he's he's from taliesin but he started it was like the young

republican or i don't remember the name of it but essentially it was something like white nationalist group yes exactly and yeah yeah and they would walk around campus because they were tired of white people beating being beaten up by black people so they're like campus patrols and it's just them like in cargo pants yeah walking around with like walkie talkies it's just like oh you're just yeah you're like a middle school kid playing like Army. Dress up, yeah. Yeah. Just like, now we're the cool guys.

But Vice, I think they did it on purpose, but it's so funny because they're getting all geared up. They have diaper spray and shit. Yeah. And they have walkie-talkies and they walk around campus. And then they just cut to them eating like fries and chicken tenders at a diner. Just like these fat, chubby, white people. It was so good. Phone rings. It's their mom. It's like, are you guys going to be hungry

when you get home? I made Rice Krispie Treats. So that got a lot of media attention like four years ago right when I started school there. And so I think... Well, you went there to beat up white kids, right? I did. I went up there to really harass white women in particular. Sure.

No, and so they... Sorry, I got to go. I got to decompress after that. Pasta. I got to decompress and pasta. I think they're trying to really clear their name up, and they have this diversity group or whatever. Sure.

And so they have this diversity. They build them as a diversity speaker, which is stupid. It's a comedy show so they put him they put him in their brand new 5 000 seat basketball arena yeah arena i mean that's fucking insane so he had what about 4 500 people he was embarrassed he was 500 shot. He fought off one side of bleachers. He acknowledged it. He was like, we could have did this in the lecture hall. He was like, now I'm performing

to four MD sides. He's like, you really know you're killing it. But before he got brought up on stage, a professor went up and talked about diversity and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. He was like, okay, now I'm going to introduce a person who's going to introduce Hasan Minhaj. Oh, awkward.

I'd like to introduce the person that's going to introduce the other person that's going to introduce that person. Yeah. So they introduced, she's a black Muslim. She's wearing a hijab, which it's all fine. It's all fine. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Being a black Muslim, wearing a hijab.

I think the weird part is, is like Towson picked that person. On purpose. For a gross reason. Right. And so, yeah, that's, and it takes away the whole thing of like, we're celebrating diversity versus like putting it on like basically making it a shoving in your face yeah and uh so she kind of told some anecdote like you know people look at me and you can tell the good looks from the bad looks and like told this story about

like you know now you're improv troop the bad looks it's five kids in wheelchairs and not to like to minimize her story or her plight but she it was just uncomfortable yo like that's not how you set up a fucking yeah comedy show and i remember turning to ari i'm like oh this crowd really warming up this crowd like yeah and she's like and and uh yeah and then like you know and they're, like, doing, like, Hasan Minhaj. It's, like, he's fighting, blah, blah, blah. And then they bring, and then, so she, also, like, you know, they don't host shows, so they don't know that you should just say all the person's accolades and credits and, like, all right, Hasan Minhaj. Yeah.

She said, Hasan Minhaj. And it was, like, and then she was done talking and she was, like, okay. Just looking around. Hasan Minhaj. And then he, like, walked out from behind the curtain like was that my intro it was so bad dude yeah uh didn't you say that they had all of the lights on all the lights as if we were there to watch a fucking basketball game all the lights are on every time he tells a joke the scoreboard goes up yeah and his stage manager was like i yeah

yeah she's like i don't know why this is this is uh this is uh uh diversity versus status quo diversity is gonna win tonight yeah in the towson arena yeah so then they did a q a and the worst part about the q a was like they wanted you to tweet your questions to hashtag ask we should look do you have your phone on you look up the hashtag ask hussein and see what kind of questions came up so they had this hashtag and they wanted that people to tweet questions during his show so as he's performing they want people to be looking at their phone they're just stacking everything against him every question was like so hussein how do you fix how do you think we should fix race relations in america listen how would you how would a transgender queer person do a special like you did

and he was just like uh what what uh let's see i'm going through the hashtag here um your favorite cricketer what type of censorship have you faced uh this all seems to be in arabic uh really it says death to america who's your favorite digressant session podcast host oh a lot of people a lot of people, a lot of people saying a lot of people. Maybe okay. Maybe this is a different one related to just cricket. Is it just ask Hassan? A H A S A N. Oh, I put two S's. Okay, this makes more sense because this says, sir, you are my inspiration. The way you throw the ball, your aggression, bro it says please reply to me just once you are the proud you are proud of pakistan okay my bad my bad

no i'm pretty sure this is the same guy omar really no it's clearly a guy that plays cricket uh yeah okay so yeah how did you feel being the first muslim to host the white correspondence dinner and its impacts on the youth uh blah blah blah but yeah i mean if you're if you do stand up and then a guy is like okay let's go to the uh twitter line here yeah uh hasan i guess we'll just start with a easy one uh how do we fix racism in america yeah yeah yeah like holy shit uh i don't i don't know so yeah what did he say he's just like you have to kind of talk to people like you just have to show empathy talk to people which is exactly the right answer yeah but still i mean at what point does discourse turn into preaching to the choir and how can we reach people who who we feel hate us it's just like my god like you just want to do a fucking comedy show oh hold on i see your question how can you suck so bad that's not nice umar that

is not nice how can we create safe spaces for queer people of color and black transgender women okay umar but you should be reading the twitter thing oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, here. All right, you try to end. All right, pretend like you just did a comedy show. All right, guys. Thank you very much. I got paid a lot of money to figure this out. Thank you.

All right, so now we got some questions from the audience, Mr. Kaderda. Sure, let's do it. All right, the first one is from... Let's do it. I'm here to have fun. The first one is from Keesh. Keesh? Keesh? Oh, from a pie?

From a pie. Okay. How can we create safe spaces for queer people of color and black transgender women well you want to save space you relegate them to what i call camps internment camp next question okay how did you bother them in there okay uh oh my god uh how can we appreciate our brown culture and society where is hard to fit in uh you know i would say rate my netflix special five stars it's so weird i how does he handle those is he just like he he got a little spicy uh In that he got annoyed? Yeah, he was clearly annoyed because the guy would not let up. And he was very politely trying to be like, hey, these are hard.

Let's kind of lighten it up. Let's have fun. So then at one point, someone asked some transgender question. He was like, I'm not in a position to, that's not my place to speak from. Right. And he was like, you know, we can ask like i can we can ask them any point to the audience to like look for the purpose like they should have done a mic right in the audience and then that way you can have a real connection well it's also dumb too because

they're trying to integrate social media and it's misguided they're just trying to get followers for their twitter we'll follow yeah exactly the follow and then it's just misguided too because it clearly shows you don't understand stand up either and you're continuing to like fetishize this diversity thing was like yeah why don't we just ask them and then so then the moderator goes yeah so i guess you can tweet a rebuttal to that and then the husband was like okay i'm looking at the person yeah they could yeah, they could just like shout it out, too. I mean, yeah, they should have a mic. But at that point, you don't have to be like, all right, Snapchat yourself asking that question.

Then we're going to put it up there. Like, how do you. Why should we have to live in fear when this country was built on the foundation of freedom? Like, that's just rhetorical, right? Yeah. And it's like you just say, I agree. I agree with that. Yeah. It oh boy yeah i i see what they're trying to do and it's it's not bad it's just you know it's just it's misguided yeah and it's just college kids like trying to lean into it and figure it out and be like i'm

standing up for what's right but it's not really conducive to like a comedy talk or anything you know right yeah but it was cool he took it in stride and yeah it was fun to make fun of the the moderator so yeah i would i would just go on stage with the check and i just keep touching that to your forehead i'd pat my brow with it how do we fix relations in america do i have one single thought i actually have 10 000 thoughts on it oh my god uh yeah his manager told me like one girl at a show uh she stood up and she was like hussein like i love your netflix special and i don't have a question for you i just want i just wanted you to see me and just stood there and he was like, Hasan, I love your Netflix special, and I don't have a question for you. I just wanted you to see me and just stood there. And he was like, I'm married.

You know what I mean? Like, how gross is that? All of this is just getting more and more awkward. And then another guy. He repeated the same thing. He's like, I just want you to see me. Yeah. He's like, I don't want to see you.

Can we get that plastic bag? Yeah. Can we get that brown bag? He's like, I don't want to see you. Can we get that plastic bag? Yeah. Can we get that brown bag? He's like, I mailed you some of my skin. Did you get it? And then one guy, he has some joke where he gives like three different examples, you know. And then so the one kid, so it's like, hey, I really like that one joke you did, but I think you should give a fourth example.

Nightmare. How many comes in threes,'ve gunned like what and could you imagine doing that yeah you're not a comedian yeah and you stand up in front of 1700 people like that's how many people were at that show uh said that oh my god how do you not know that people like will just automatically think you're a fucking piece of shit yeah again this is like college kids like i think i have it figured out yeah no this guy needs hey uh yeah it's on uh jeff uh second year uh sophomore here at uh towson um how come your jokes are bad let me let me help you out i'm a philosophy major look i didn't know who you were i was just brought to the show i thought you were john legend bro uh yeah didn't you you told me too that uh

somebody asked him about their philosophy major oh yeah the first question was like first question i thought yeah i thought it was gonna be lighthearted which it was was like yeah uh do you think i should um keep pursuing my dream philosophy or should i like switch to a major like a more practical major he and huston look at the moderators like for real is that a question and then huston looks at him he's like bro yeah no don't major in philosophy he's like don't he's like why would you do that yeah it's like all right if you're earnestly asking me i'll tell you yeah but like because he was like i know because in his head he's like i'm gonna say something the university doesn't want to hear right but he's

like yeah why would you like go get a degree degree in C++ or something practical where you can make money. Something in demand. And then go find the syllabus for the philosophy class. Just get all the books off Amazon and read that shit at home while you have a job where you make money. Right. And then the moderator was like, well, I disagree. And Hudson was like, okay. All right.

He's like, I think like. And then he tried to make a joke himself and it tanked and he was a professor yeah he was a professor yeah you gotta get you should get a comedian to do that or at least or at least somebody from like the student events board that's like sure here's the next day like not somebody it's like you know i have some thoughts on this yeah not a guy who wore a fucking tie yeah you know right yeah it was it was so funny to watch though yeah that's like see like what you have to go through just so many missteps too like all in all it's like that's it sounds like he had a good show he gets paid and then it's like

super awkward but yeah and he did really well i mean he crushed his joke like the the comedy portion of the night was great yeah um i and i'm i'm i'm pretty positive almost every student probably left like thinking like that was awesome that was great um but just knowing i'd like us knowing how to run a show and his perspective yeah it's uh ridiculous um all right so yeah let's wrap up uh soon here i just wanted to say i forgot to say earlier when we were talking about dc tickets yeah my my favorite dc ticket that happened to me um oh god when karen and i first started dating i went over there yeah i went over there and uh i went at night and i didn't see a sign that said no parking from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m. Because it's like in a main drag for morning rush hour.

And I think I had Friday off or something like that. It was like a Thursday night. And then so I slept in on Friday. I was seeing this girl I'm into. And I'm like, wow, this is really great. I get to sleep in. I'm in D.C. This is awesome.

We hang out during the day. And at the end of the day, like all right well because she was going on a trip to europe so she was going to go to her brother's house and i was going to leave and then i was like all right just walk me to my car which should be right here and it's not oh and it's not uh and then so i'm like fuck you got toad i didn't see the sign i felt like such an idiot and then i called the number that said if, if towed, call this number. And they go, oh, all right. What's your license plate?

Gave it to them. And they're like, oh, yeah, we didn't tow your car. We just moved it. And I was like, oh, my. Wow. Thank fucking God. I thought I was going to land in a pile of shit. I'm in the roses over here.

And then they're like, we put it on this block in between such and such streets, which it wasn't right. But it took me a while to find. I finally see my car. All right. That's that's pretty cool. They didn't take it to a yard. And there's a thing, though. They towed it and then placed it right in front of another apartment building in like the 15 minute drop off spot.

No. So I find my car with two tickets on it for $100. Each? Yeah. Oh my God. It's still way better than getting towed. I think so. Yeah.

Like it outweighs. Because that would be like $350. And then I have to get an Uber there to the lot and all that shit. Yeah. I've never been. Have you been towed? Yes. Yeah.

I got towed at Artscape one year. What? I was so fucking mad fuck because i fucked up until the ticket printed out in military time and i was like oh i'm good yeah and uh they had a spy at working for the tow company at the parking lot i'm pretty sure all the time because i they do it at um like safeway parking lot and yeah yeah yeah i grabbed my ticket and they get this guy i was like how long you good till man and i was like because i thought he wanted a parking spot or something i was like oh three and he's like okay and so i think he just waited waited till the ticket then yeah they took i was so mad because they basically just steal your

car yeah and when i got in the car too the um my seat was moved back yeah so they like broke in somehow yeah they open your car when they tow it yeah well i don't know if they're supposed to at this yard they did that's all fucking that's insane and i was so pissed off and then a family um a hispanic family was was there as well because their car got towed and they i saw them get out of the cab it was just a man his wife and their little kid and they had national aquarium bags oh so yeah so they just had like this nice day downtown and then yeah it was 350 dollars and like luckily luckily i can afford it so i was before them and i was i was an asshole but i was so fucking mad it's like do you guys feel good about your fucking job like yeah that you get to steal my car and then i was

standing off to the side waiting for my car and that family's there and i watched the woman like she i don't think she spoke english as much as the husband did so the husband was at the counter and like i see them going back and forth with the person that works at the tow yard and then he turns to his wife and like in spanish explains how much it is she just just starts bawling, bawling. God damn. Because they probably just dropped. They probably at least dropped $300.

At least already. At the aquarium, the tickets, the food, all that shit. The like gift bags afterwards and stuff. All that shit, dude. They're like just having a nice day. They're like, oh, by the way, fuck you. Yeah. That's such a fucking nightmare.

Woo. Speaking of a nightmare, this podcast is over. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah, dude. We always like to go out on a positive note. Boom. But yeah, we had a really good time this weekend. Performing at colleges.

Yeah. Hey, if you listen and you're out of college, book us. Yeah, book us. We had a great time in Loyola. We took kids' phones. That was fun. Yeah. Each of us.

Yeah. It was a goddamn good night. So, yeah. Thanks, everybody, for listening. And, yeah, we're going to try to get up another episode on Monday at some point as well, trying to get more regular with that. And, yeah, listen to the Baltimore Voice podcast. I don't have anything to do with it.

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