The Digression Sessions - Ep. 255 - Josh Umar & Evan

Episode Date: June 11, 2018

Hola Digheads, on this week's episode, Josh and Umar sit down with their comedian buddy Evan Donohue to talk about rap BEEF. Finally, the Dig Sesh weighs in on the Pusha T / Drake beef and Kanye's new album. And check out the track, Brown Paper Bag, from Josh's band, Tremendous Athlete! Click here! Follow the podcast and Josh Kuderna and Umar Khan, on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Josh - @JoshKuderna on Twitter and @JoshKuderna on Instagram The Pod - @DigSeshPod on Twitter The Pod's Facebook page - Dig Sesh on Facebook Thanks for listening, all! Do the pod a favor and rate and review the pod on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, Laughable, Stitcher, & Spotify plz!

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Woo. But yeah, it's a power. Can I, you know what? Let me see what time it is. Yeah. But yeah, it's about... Can I... You know what? Let me see what time it is. Yeah. Can I squeeze it? You're trying to look at...

You're like... Yeah, but then it's like, what do you got going on? Oh, I don't have anything going on. I forgot what SNL guy it was, but he was saying when Trump was running for, you know, for the presidency and he hosted SNL. Yeah. He got a phone. He pretended to get a phone call and take the call in front of everyone. Yeah. And then

after he hung up the phone, he's like, oh, my book went number one. Yeah, he's just like, hello. Yeah, he just wants to look. Hi, Barack. Yeah, you do suck, huh? Yeah, I'm just saying that oh i thought you're like barack's book agent i was like what no i just thought like if you're faking shit hello sexy playboy model yeah i did fuck pretty good huh all right i gotta go bye

uh all right so i guess we've started the podcast. Josh Koderner here. My good buddy, Umar Khan, sitting here with Evan Donahue. And yeah, let's get into the hair thing, because Umar sent me a screen cap of a text that you sent him, Evan, of like your hair filled in. He said, Umar, you're the only bald bitch in the house now. Yeah, it was great. It's this hair fiber stuff. I think we talked about it last time. Yeah, okay. Dude, it was great yeah it's this hair fiber stuff you i think we talked about yeah yeah okay dude it's it looked it looked great yeah we should put a picture like a before and after picture i

have but the issue is i cannot go out with it no you can't say does it melt it would i would look i would have like die down my face hey what's up girls what does lebron use because he definitely uses something and his tends to fade but it doesn't like drip oh really yeah yeah yeah i don't know if you see him at the beginning of a game versus the end of a game it's different yeah why doesn't he just get like hair replacement i don't know it's weird like his hairline kind of like juts like it's definitely going up front and then it kind of like juts into the middle of his head so it looks like it's like yeah a weird pattern like if i did that like my hair is due because it's like see like that kind of sort yeah yeah yeah it's just a big widow's peak yeah it looks it looks good

though it shapes your head well yeah it does it's my it's my misfits look when i when i do the point i want your cold brew. Has your barber told you to shave your head or no? No. I thought about, but several people, I thought about shaving my head

this summer. Right. I said no. And Josh said no and a bunch of my coworkers were like, dude, I wouldn't even think you're going bald. I feel like you're rushing it.

Yeah. Yeah. If you do that. But I kind of want to get ahead of it because you don't want to. Nice pun pun oh because because you don't want to be the dude who like holds on to holds on too long and then people are like oh yeah we saw that you know what i mean where it's just like this is a choice i made on my own i think it looks great what is what does raheel do he started shaving years ago What does his hair look like, though, if he were to dye his hair?

I don't know. Not great. I see him at work. Yeah, I feel like he's relatively bald. He looks so good bald. He does. Well, you got to have a beard. Yeah.

As a white guy, you can't just be bald with no facial hair. No, you look bad. I know a couple of people that I work with that are bald, white dudes bald no facial hair i don't think they can and it's but i mean if you get really buff you're fulfilling a fetish i think feel like really oh yeah i feel like girls are like that aren't into hair yeah see that they're like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah one time i was hooking up with a girl and uh i love i love this story already, dude. Hell yeah. Yeah, dude. One time.

The one time. Umar's like, if I could pivot, I'd fuck. Well, I guess I talk about how hairy I am all the time because I'm really self-conscious about it. And then usually girls are always like, you know, so many women are like, you're not that hairy. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no. That's because I take care of this.

I trim it up. And she's like, and the girl said, oh, man, that's cause I like I take care of this I trim it up and she's like and the girl said oh man that's a bummer I like it I kind of I want to see what like the full the and I was like no you don't it's totally fun yeah yeah all lies you already need like a fucking lint roller

after we finish so yeah break out the I saw you trim down those break out the dust buster. Yeah, man. I've been trimming down the arms. Yeah. Finally wear T-shirts outside.

Yeah. Rocking the T-shirt, buddy. I know. It gives me the confidence to rock a T-shirt. Your arms are getting big. Yeah. Well, I haven't worked on a week because I've been sick, so I feel like my arms are shriveling up.

Yeah, but your stomach. Yeah. You're falling apart. What do you mean? Oh, yeah. The diarrhea, the abs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you're pooping're what do you mean oh yeah the diarrhea the abs oh yeah yeah today if you're pooping a lot buddy those abs are coming out dude i'm trying i'm trying to get out i just want to eat real food as somebody that's normally stopped up is diarrhea

fun or is it like it's not fun not this kind of spectrum because also your poop is still there your diarrhea just goes around the poop that's what a doctor yeah that's what the doctor explained to me yeah the doctor was like yeah you're still because like i was like i poop a little he's like yeah but really like when you're loose stool like when your stool is that loose it's not even like let's not even say it's like super diarrhea but even loose super diarrhea he was like what is happening is like the hard stool is still sitting there and it's just going around it. That's terrible. Because he pushed on my stomach. He's like, dude, you're so backed up.

And I was like, I've been put. He could feel your shit? Yeah. Because I went to the doctor, and I thought I was having appendicitis or something one day. Oh, my God. And he was like, no, dude, you just are backed up. What is up with your guts, man? I don't know.

Nothing. I went to the doctor. Diarrhea doesn doctor even help you'd think that would be the cure i thought diarrhea was like open the floodgates get it all out dang what is he gonna have to do dude have you done an enema yeah but you're not supposed to do those because then your body relies on them well let me put one on my dick and yeah i went i should probably go back to the gi. But I mean, they did like, you know, they like look. They didn't look up there, but they did a ultrasound.

Everything makes sure there's nothing like no tumors and stuff. My dad had to get. What's the one where they colonoscopy? No, the other one where they put a camera down your throat. Endoscopy. He had to get one of those for his stomach issues. Jesus. Yeah.

Yeah. I just feel like your body just starts like it's like a car. It just starts breaking. Well, yeah, he was like, was like i know that's what imagine if i didn't work well yeah and also yeah this happened when my dad was like late 50s early 60s too so it's just and you have a quadruple bypass yeah that's crazy yeah dude they had to crack his uh chest open like break it open oh my and then staple it and then that after the surgery and then uh they fucked it up and his heart started bleeding oh so they had to crack him back open yeah he hates john what hospital was that yeah he hates that yeah that's how everyone

says university of maryland he said it was terrible same thing where like then they had to take his blood or they had to like get something like deeper or something like that. The guy kept missing and it was like a huge needle. And he's like, I was ready to fucking kill that guy. Yeah. I mean, imagine that though. Cracking your chest open and then stapled. I'm just thinking.

So you had to get a sonogram? Ultrasound. How nice did that feel? Not nice because you're just scared they're gonna find something bad like the lubrication like it's nice on your tummy yeah but you're in a you're in a very vulnerable yeah the reason i say this is one of my one of my buddies has a when he was younger he uh got hit in the balls like really really hard hard and like was playing soccer in high school yeah so he had to get an ultrasound or like something on his balls balls because because yeah well i'm not even there yet

i mean yeah so so then like because like a vessel popped or something like that yeah so this woman apparently was like really attractive oh no that should not be allowed 18 you're like 18 or 17 oh he was already hard before yeah right and he's just like oh my god this is like how all porn starts so like she goes and starts doing it and he's like oh god he's like i'm so sorry and she's like no it's fine it happens and then she's doing this for like five seven minutes ten minutes go by and he's like he's this is my favorite quote he goes hey uh how much much longer like are we gonna keep by and he's like he's this is my favorite quote he goes hey uh how much much longer like are we gonna keep doing this she's like maybe a couple more

minutes she's like if we do this any longer you're gonna need some towels because he was like about to come he said i would yeah what do you do especially when you're when you're that young yeah it's like game on yeah you don't even have to touch it oh my god that is so i would just be like horrified me too absolutely i would i would not i would be like i know but i'm just saying yeah when you're that young and like that horny all the time yeah it's just like look i i don't even want to come it's just gonna happen like this also at 18 i didn't know anything about like manscaping it was a mess oh my god i didn't even think about that yeah did you even do yeah full no actually no i think at 18 i was

getting like that weird phase where i'm like let me razor like shave everything razor shave i used to do that yeah i did that once and then my pubes were so fucking it hurts yeah i was like i just do i just i take them all off though with the trimmer really yeah i don't even i don't even the way i take them off i pluck i pluck yeah i just shave my balls i shave my balls you gotta with a buzzer no with a straight it doesn't cut you people think you'll get it's just like shaving your because yeah it's very stretchy skin it's just like you don't have to do anything you don't have to stretch out or anything. Dude, I don't manscape at all, really. Really?

At all. Full blush could turn out. Pretty much. I mean, it's not like a ton, but. That's great. No, mine would be. I'm sure Karen would be like, yeah, you can clean it up down there a little. Now, mine would be a mess.

Oh, I can't. Mine would be really bad, too, if I did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's good? How's your guys' drains in the shower? We're okay we're

fine some hairy boys yeah oh yeah yeah but not bad no which is shocking i thought at one point like uh when umar lived there and with karen's hair i mean yes everybody's hair but i pulled some like gnarly clothes oh damn remember i sent you a picture it's like just yeah you're like what the fuck well i think i had like only been wait, at your place or the old place? The last place. The three of us. I feel like girl hair. I think it's more so girl hair.

Sheds and sheds. It's a lot. When I lived with a girl, it was all her hair in the drain. It was gross. Dude. And then when she lived with another chick and I would go to their house, hair just falls out all the time, and there would just be hairs hanging off their steps,

because their steps were like these windy steps that had carpet. You'd just see strands of hair just hanging, like blonde and brunette hair. I'm like, what the fuck? It's crazy. It's terrible when you're trying to get over your ex, and you're like, oh.

Wait, what? And you see the hair. That's why I wrote a song about it. I'm Dashboard Confessional. Is that a Dashboard Confessional song? Are you kidding? No, I don't know what you're talking about. Really?

The chorus is literally, your hair is everywhere. Yes. You don't remember that song? Yes, now I do. I was not a confessional guy. But even that, it was still like super popular. That was one of the most famous Dashboard songs. Yeah, yeah.

That was like their huge single. God, that guy sucks. Have you heard their new stuff? I think like one of their new songs came up on like a playlist and it was like, this is bad. Yeah. Because he's trying to sound like he's doing that like poppy techno-y, but still that pop punk thing.

Oh, really? So it's like trying to be like dancey. Yes. It was like dancey yes it was like dancey and emo people kind of like fallout boy did that yeah yeah they're like i got i'm into it like we're 40 and we're relevant yeah what's up whatever they're making the bucks the lead singer of that band fallout boy uh no dashboard oh uh chris caraba okay never mind he's a good looking dude looks like a greaser like super handsome well now now he does the cool guy shaved on the sides uh shaving on the sides like gel brush back like it's so weird that that look

got popular everybody's like hey i want to look like a cool bartender from the 20s like yeah that's the look that all the dudes it's a it's a very specific like uh hipster choice you know like yeah yeah look like uh somebody brendan this guy this comic brendan kirk wrote like a i think he writes for like you know like a funny uh clickbait kind of website and he wrote a post where the title article was uh um local uh oh shit what local barber uh is excited to give the same haircut to everyone. I feel like at the old bank it's tattooed barber. Yeah, it was tattooed barber is happy to give the same haircut to everyone.

Yeah, I saw that. Everyone gets the same haircut at old bank. I mean, I have to do... I feel like that works for the baldy guys because I got to go real close up top. Yours looks good though. It's like super long up top and like oh like almost like a viking no but like yeah like all

like the cool guy you never seen like even girls do it they'll just shave one side of their head oh yeah that's kind of hot though it is kind of hot yeah if you're hot it's hot like any girl a girl like when i see something with that like a hot girl has i'm like oh man redheads yeah right well you're in the hot red you're like oh tattoos are so good on girls but if that same tattoo was oh god oh oh well yeah yeah if you're hot you can pretty much just get away with anything but like that type of look you know what i mean okay yeah yeah where it's like yeah that just that's almost too much yeah full head of hair unbelievable every time like like all these like every really famous singer you have to be hot

full head of hair and also really talented yeah my buddy uh i worked i worked at a sam goody record store and um this was when like kind of like new metal was really popular, like your death. The best. Yeah, like not really, but maybe it was like, it was still a little relevant. Like the beginning? The early 2000s.

Death tones, Korn. Oh, not the beginning. Sorry, not early 2000s. So now you're like. It was like 2007. But now you're like Limp Bizkit. You're Link, Link. No, more like the Linkin Park, that kind of whatever.

But they got signed by some whatever. Wait, who did? This guy's band was signed by some like new metal label. And they told them that their drummer was too fat and they had to get another drummer. Isn't that crazy? Did they get a new drummer though? No. Man to get another drummer isn't that crazy get a new drummer though no man even the drummer can't be fat yeah i think if somebody could be fat or maybe it was a pop punk no it was a it was sorry it was pop punk band and it was drive-thru records wow yeah and they told them it was either their drummer like their basis was too fat

isn't that crazy they're like yeah you got to get gotta get another one. It's not a look that's gonna sell. Can he lose weight? And they were just like, no. I'd be like, the bass player for Newfound Glory is fat as fuck. Yeah. He performs without his shirt on. I know, and they're on Drive Thru Records. Yeah, that would be my argument. I know, wouldn't that suck? Okay, was the rest...

Because if I was in that band, I'd be like, peace, dude. We'll give you... You can make... You and the new guy can split that portion. Or just die of aggression. And honestly, isn't portion control your problem? Are you firing me? What's happening right now? What are you saying?

You're out. What? Yeah, that's... Yeah. Well, yeah, a bald guy... I mean, they can't really do much. I mean, there's not going to be a bald president, mean they can't really do much i mean there's not going to be a bald president for sure you don't think so no oh my god no wow you're right yeah

nobody nobody elects sure yeah i mean he might have had like a toupee no nixon had the like kind of this the 1950s type of hair he had like the comb comb back. Yeah. There's never going to be a bald president. Never. I'm just saying. I don't know. Bernie. I don't like it. Bernie's running again. He announced it. He's bald. You think he has a chance? He kind of like combs it

a little bit. He's bald, dude. He's too old to run again. He's only a couple years older than Trump. Let me ask you this. Did he win the presidency? That's true. But look at Trump. He's not bald. Donald J. Trump.

You know what the J stands for? Justice, bitch. What does the J stand for? Justice. I think it's John. Really? That simple? Donnie John, baby. I wonder if Hillary will run. Do you think Hillary's going to run? No. I think she's John. Really? That simple? Mm-hmm. I think... Donnie John, baby. I wonder if Hillary will run.

Do you think Hillary's going to run? No. I think she was embarrassed, right? No. And the Democrat party is going to be like, dude, fuck you. They should have done that the first time. I know. That's so weird.

It's like, hey, remember the person you rejected eight years ago? They're number one now. No thanks. I think he's going to win again. I think he's going to totally win. Yeah. He will. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, he's going to totally win. He will. Democrats just have to put somebody out

that they are excited about. They need to put up a black woman. Yeah, so that's what they're going to... Well, Kamala Harris from San Francisco. She's a senator. She might run. Chappelle.

God, Chappelle was so funny last night god oh man when you see that level of comic are you just like fuck no it didn't bum me out it was uh i don't know i don't ever see myself getting to that level yeah so it's it's just cool to watch one of the best of all time operate like the way he's working the stage and the way he would do like his like dumb like mic hit yeah his leg like even that stuff you like but yeah him like effortlessly like lighting a cigarette and smoking he smoked on stage a lot he's sigs or jewel sigs he's and he was like lighting him and it was great too because he was using him for emphasis so he'd like pause take a big drag and like just such a great i love how like just unapologetic he is

about everything like i'm gonna make transgender jokes i'm gonna make jokes about louis ck's and it's victims and i'm gonna smoke and not give up because you dude he makes smoking look cool he does he does also you can get around it even in states where you're not allowed to smoke inside if it's a performance it's part of a performance oh really yeah okay so some bars were trying to get around that too by being like we're putting on a play tonight and then so everybody could like smoke yeah that's not in like in frederick there's weird laws where we can't take drinks on stage if you're performing oh yeah yeah so like even if there's no stage you can't hold a drink while you're performing even like water neat well no alcohol booze but like so even uh wherever so it would be

weird like no no it was so frustrating like i went to go see uh um uh i don't i forgot some author uh at the local theater there and you can only drink inside the lobby no booze is allowed to go inside the actual theater so we can't even watch a show and have a beer in Frederick. Frederick's such a cool town, too. It's so cool, yeah. It's such a weird law. It's so weird. Yeah.

I always feel like fresh air. Like, when I go to Frederick, I'm like, ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Out in the country. It's nice. The food tastes better. Yeah. They do a good thing, huh?

Yeah. It's a nice quaint area. Nice little town. But I saw, did you see the youtube video where chapelle tried to like smoke cig in like england yeah and they put me told him to put it out oh really oh yeah damn no last night i mean he just had a pack of cigarettes and an ashtray on his stool damn and i was like moving that around god dude when i see that that's weird though because he's buff as shit you know dude yeah the one of the buffest dudes at my gym smokes well so i'm smoking smoking

also curbs your appetite, too. Oh, that's great. We should start smoking. Well, that's why when people quit, they gain a lot of weight. Really? I didn't even know that.

Wow. And it's a replacement thing to do probably is eat. Right, exactly, yeah. But goddamn, yeah, dude. He was so good talking about

the school shootings. I'll burn some of it. It doesn't matter. But he had a great point about – so he opened with the Santa Fe, Houston shooting that I was telling you guys about that we'll probably cut out. But then it went into – he's like, no, it's such a problem. My son came home from school, and I said, how was school, son? And he said, it was fine.

And I thought, oh, I make so much money, my son talks white. I love it. He's like, I make so much money. And that's just like not even, you know, just an aside. That's so funny. Just an aside and a bit. And he's so unapologetic. Like he, like I think a lot of comics still like, you know,

they want to try to give off this act. Like I think like Louis and Aziz tried to do it where they're still like an everyday man, you know, andpelle is just like no i'm fucking rich and famous and i love it and i'm gonna own it there's a great part where he talked about the whole monique thing yeah being like you know netflix only wanted to pay me five hundred thousand dollars and he's acting out he's like monique who's from here i don't know if y'all know that yeah yeah he's like he's monique looked in the camera she said hi babies what she did is like yeah you know netflix only offered to pay me five hundred thousand dollars and he's like and i was with her and she goes uh and but they paid dave chappelle 20 million dollars and he's like when it got to that part, I was like, you fat ass bitch.

Get my name out of your mouth. And then he was like, and she's not wrong. He's like, she's right. She's kind of wrong. But he's like, but her error is the money thing. He's like, I would never do that. I would never say to my fans

only five hundred thousand dollars right yeah and everybody was like you know that's so much money to us right right and everybody goes who and he goes because most of my fans are poor wives it was great but yeah he had the school shooter thing he's talking about so his son said that they had like a shooting drill and he was like so bummed out about that that they have to have a drill and going through that and then uh and he's like also aren't you just showing the kid where everybody's gonna be yeah you're training the shooter that's so funny dude so like he did like an act out of kill with a pad he's like uh-huh oh my god so they'll be over there all right yeah lock that door it's so fucking smart it was uh out of the gate just so fucking killer god damn it donald rawlings was great he's talking about uh kanye west and he's like all the crazy shit

he's been saying and um he's like yeah you know we're talking about i was talking to my boy and it's like he's like man i stopped fucking with kanye after amber rose said she put her finger up his ass and then like he went through oh yeah because black people they don't like that yeah so he went he went into it too he's like i forgot about that she was all up in there she was skating in that ass skating in that it's so funny this new album though it's fine oh yeah what's it called again it's uh i'm by or oh really it's awesome it sucks you don't like it no the first song is like three minutes of a beat and literally he says i want to kill you i want to commit premeditated murder and he just keeps saying

that i liked it i don't know yeah yeah so that's what donald rawlings is talking about he's like yeah like kanye just does anything and people are like flipping out about like he like tweets a picture of grape juice like yo matt you see what kanye tweeted yeah look at this shit man you i mean i think he's trying to say he's thirsty? To some extent, like, Chappelle is like that, where, like, I think he can get away with, like, even a mediocre bit sometimes. We're just, like, I fucking enjoy this shit out of anything. You can still feel it in the crowd, though. There were, like, some, like, low moments and stuff.

Everybody wasn't, like, dying and everything. Oh, okay. But, dude, he's just such a good performer. How long was the show? I don't know, because we had to have those yonder bands. I heard Raheel said he did probably, like probably like an hour i think he did an hour i think donnell did about a half hour and then the girl probably did 10 15 yeah yeah yeah but uh damn was this at the lyric yeah dude it was so good wait so the kanye album's not it's whack man it seems like it's like uh

like a 10 page paper that you wrote in high school like the night before really the beats aren't good some of the beats are fine but like the raps are pretty lame and like literally also in the first song in the background he has like uh like a halloween style like scream in the background like you don't like you don't like the yikes the song which one is that like the second one second Which one is that? It's like the second one, second song. Oh, yeah, that beats pretty tight. There's some good moments. I don't know.

Eric said that he has a song with, fuck, who's another really, is there some super famous dude on that? Pusha T? No, another guy. Drake? Nope. Is Drake on there? Well, there's a controversy with that.

Coolio. Yeah, can you guys explain that to me? Coolio? Coolio No explain the Pusha T Drake thing I have no idea What the beef is Do you know where

Pusha T's from? No VA Virginia But no He was He had a song Called Grinding

A long long time ago With clips Yeah that was the clips And then I feel like that's when People knew who Pusha T was Sure When you say long long time ago What year? that was the clips and then i feel like that's when people knew who pusher t was sure when you say long long time ago what year i was wearing fubu socks and sure so we were in elementary school no middle school so oh my god i was 27 you were wearing fubu in middle

school big time oh my god were you like white trash i wouldn't say white not white trash but like but like those white kids uh i can't i don't know if i'm allowed to say that word anymore but no oh oh i i feel like i i can't say that word anymore i definitely can't white trash wigger oh yeah that's weird are you not because remember it was so okay to say that word yeah yeah it's still now like you can't but yeah it's very weird because it's like because you're trying to be the unworth. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, I just said it just so people are, like, well, they know. No one was, like, what is they, what are they talking about? I was very wiggery. Yeah. I think that was very, like, so many white, and now, like, all the white, all those wigger white kids are, like, I see them on Facebook now.

They just look like boring white Trump supporters. Do they just wear ill-fitted dress shirts tucked into ill-fitted jeans? It is funny because then it sort of evolves into white trash. Because then you're wearing the sleeveless cutoff. You got your MAGA hat. Yeah, and you're like super American. I'm like, what did'm like what but yeah but in middle school you had like the eminem gel yeah exactly yeah you're explaining my high school

i know that's mine too there's so a lot of baby blues the country yeah yeah i fucking remember when you had a nautica shirt yeah yeah yeah and a lot of yellow or a lot of baby blue was like a baby tar heels yeah tar heels were a huge thing blue and white and just any any like just top 40 rapper they were into that was my favorite it's like what's your favorite color baby blue yeah oh and remember when like wearing pink was like a like a gangster thing to do yeah well god yeah cameron really tried to make that work yeah yeah uh cameron had some beef in his day Now circling back to Drake and his beef Pusha T

Pusha T had a song in The early 2000s He was in the group Clips Well it's just him and another dude He's been around for a minute But yeah all of his stuff is just like Literally all of his raps are like I sell coke Oh that's cool a minute but yeah all of his stuff is just like like literally all of his raps are like i sell

coke oh that's cool all right all right you didn't like his new album either i did like his house i did like that i did but it it does like especially as i get older i get tired of guys being like i make so much money i sell so much drugs i'm so fucking great and i'm like yeah but you don't do that anymore i would hope not i mean he's also like 45 the name of the album is daytona and that's actually because it's like his favorite type of rolex oh okay god that's so lame they're thirty thousand dollars that's so stupid jesus christ um no yeah so push it to so i So I think him and Drake had some minor stuff on mixtapes or something like that. So the big knock on Drake is that he doesn't write his own shit.

He doesn't. He says he does. He's written some, but other songs. There's this guy Quentin something. Tarantino. Quentin Tarantino writes all his raps. That's why there's so many N-words. Tarantino. Yeah. Quentin Tarantino. Yeah, writes all his raps. That's why there's so many N-words in Drake's songs. Boom!

It's like, Jesus, Quentin? Yeah. Damn, all right, though. It's not me. Yeah, yeah. Drake's like, I'll take a couple of them out, but... Quentin Tarantino's like, yeah, you can say winger. I mean, who cares?

Yeah, so... But Quentin Tarantino is like, yeah, you can say winger. I mean, who cares? Yeah. So, but I think he tried to couch it in the way that like, if, you know, if you're doing stand up and somebody comes down or like when you get off stage, you're like, oh, I have a great tag for you or something like that. So Drake's like, no, he like helped me. Right. Yeah. Whatever. So that had been the big knock on him. And then Pusha T puts out Daytona in the last track. Infrared calls out Drake for basically all that stuff.

Right? Okay. Right? Yeah. And then Drake comes back and Drake crushes him. Really? Because. What does Drake say?

Drake is, well, he's all fired up still off of destroying Meek Mill. Like arguably back to back is such a fucking great song one of the great diss tracks of all time really i've never i didn't even know him and meek mill had a thing oh yeah the only thing i know about meek mill he was in prison wrongfully yeah allegedly yeah free meek mill right yeah he's out he's out now he basically got charged like he did do something illegal but it was like very basic to like basically he should have gotten like a did do something illegal, but it was, like, very basic to, like, basically he should have gotten, like, a fine instead of jail time for it or something like that. It was, like, a probation thing.

Anyway, so, yeah, Drake comes back, and he's, like, on Pusha T's album. He says he's in, like, the top five of all rappers, and Drake's like, top five? You're not even one of the best five rappers on your own label. Damn. Crushes him right but then pusha t comes back and i think pusha t set a trap with his album because he knew he was gonna do this so uh pusha t comes back and is like yeah so when you release like when they release diss tracks they put them on their albums they don't sound cloud oh okay okay okay oh and also drake like sent uh pusha t an invoice for a hundred thousand dollars because he was like i'm gonna make you sell more albums which is true that's so true which was great too and he put that in his response

in the track too like you guys are gonna owe me money for this like i'm doing you a favor by shitting all over you bringing attention to your name so then pusha t comes back and he's like yeah that's cool i mean you can lecture me on that stuff you have a son that you don't admit is uh is alive like that you don't claim and he's like true yeah what he denies having a son yeah pusha t's diss track was so a lot of people say it was too aggressive i have to listen because let's put it on after we finish this. So somebody... It's funny.

I saw... Daddy's ruthless. I saw... It's just such an over-the-top comeback. And somebody tweeted something that Drake's like, My name is Drake and I'm here to say, Pusha T's not that good of a rapper in so many ways. And then it's like Pusha T's response like,

Drake calls 9-11. It's true. Yeah. it's just like boom so drake so drake had like this like instagram model like she was a stripper porn star maybe yeah so she had never i heard he was with the porn yeah like i she i don't think she ever like did hardcore stuff but like posed nude i like i like to think that's how drake explains his relationship to his mom he's like mom he never did like any hardcore stuff his jewish mom she's like yeah yeah it was just like uh blow jobs and it was all tasteful yeah no penetration so um yeah also in the in the rap, too, Pusha T double fucks him because Drake supposedly was going to admit that this kid is alive and is his son and use him in an Adidas clothing line that he was putting out. And it was going to be called Adonis or something. No, the kid's name is Adonis.

And then the line was going to be called Adidon, like a mix of Adidas and Adonis. That is horrible. I didn't know that. Yeah, so that's in the rap, too. And he goes, your son deserves better than a clothing line. You should just say he's alive. So now you can't put out that Adidas line either. Yeah.

Wow, he's fucking up with his money. So then also. my god dude so he comes at kanye a little bit like calling him crazy and whatnot yeah um so then pusha t comes at the producer his name's like i think it's e40 or something like that yes yeah no wait e40 is going after kanye in his diss track yeah yeah yeah. Because Kanye produced all of Pusha T's albums. Got it. So, yeah, no, E-40 is a California rapper. But, yeah, it's like a longtime producer, like, really good friend of Drake's.

And, yeah, he calls him out. Yeah, he calls him out because he has, like, was it MS or something like that? Yeah, yeah. And he's like, aren't you about to die? And, like, does, like, the, in it. Like, that's where a lot of people are like you went too far he called out who drake's no drake's producer because ms yeah and so like reference that and that's why i think his track on his album daytona was kind of like it wasn't like whoa

he said that it was like all right we've all kind of heard this before knowing that drake would respond and then him knowing that he has all that dirt on him for like his son and all that stuff oh my god i think he set a trap for him and just fucking smashed him wow so did drake admit he has a kid i don't know there's been not a peep from drake so the thing about yeah so there's this guy jay prince who i don't really know who's like a old school guy and then also is like a record label what a weird world i know it's crazy why does this even happen like two super famous people going after each other or rich people going after each other right i well there's just so much like bravado and also yeah the best yeah yeah i would love for like fucking like like punk bands to

release this tracks right but i think i think pusha t was trying to make a name for himself and make himself relevant to god that's a charm yeah because i think it all was a marketing campaign like he probably had that information about his son and was like i'm gonna hold that back yeah and there's a picture and i can't i don't understand how this didn't go out yeah there's a picture of drake smiling with black face on yeah and he did. Drake is already half blind. Right, right, right. But it's like full black. Wow. It was because he was in an acting class

and he was like, as a black actor, we're not getting certain roles. But Pusha T found that picture and put it on there. So yeah, so when you stream it on SoundCloud, that's like the image that you're listening to. Wow. Yeah. there. So yeah, so when you stream it on SoundCloud, that's like the image that you're listening to. Wow.

Yeah. Jesus. So supposedly, Drake put a response together. I love this. This guy, Jay Prince, told him not to put it out

because it was so brutal. Drake's track. Yeah, apparently it's like career ending. Yeah, they said it would destroy, because I'm sure Drake- It would destroy Drake's career.

No, it would destroy Kanye and push it. He's like, basically, if you put that out, it's going to escalate to violence, that it's so damning. Really? I'm sure Drake knows some shit about Kanye. Oh, yeah, everyone must know shit about Kanye.

It probably has something to do with he doesn't write his beats. Or just the crazy shit. Imagine the text messages you've got oh my god you've seen like in drake's response duppy freestyle uh he was like man you're coming at me it's like i had to basically give you money like you've asked me for money kanye holy oh remember when he was asking people for money kanye yeah yeah that that is and people gave him money right like millions i think well he wanted millions but the guy's like so bipolar it's oh that's so sad like it's straight up mania i wonder if drake like maybe like the whole marriage between him and kim kardashian is like just a

whole like setup oh kanye and kim yeah why would that what i just i mean think about it you're it's like kanye who's probably one of the biggest rappers ever and then kim kardashian who's just the most famous person for whatever i think he was really into her though like supposedly i heard uh i feel so lame knowing this but like at their wedding he was like he's like yeah why i don't know why i know this but yeah kim kardashian there at the wedding and he was like kim kardashian and the kardashian are the greatest brand of all time i'm really happy to be joining the brand oh my like she's the best brand since like marilyn monroe and all those just like family members who are like old family members who's so out of touch with like hollywood and stuff and like what the fuck why is he talking

about branding yeah last night dave chapelle yeah he was talking about it and he goes uh he's like kanye's still ours by the way all right he's ours yeah rahil told me that he had a pretty decent take on yeah he goes he goes kanye can come home anytime he wants we left his room just how it was when he left it was pretty good yeah because he was comparing him to some older black oh jack johnson yeah boxer yeah because he kind of went off the rails too so like kanye Because he was comparing him to some older black. Oh, Jack Johnson. Yeah. Boxer. Yeah, because he kind of went off the rails too, like Kanye in a way. Yeah, dude. Jack Johnson was, man, he was, do you guys know about him? No.

Yeah, he was a boxer. And this is back in the day when you box bare knuckle for like 32 rounds and shit like that. Yeah, dude. But yeah, it was the beginning. I think it was like the 1900s maybe into the 20s but just this giant black dude that beat the shit out of white guys and like became the heavyweight champion of the world wow at a time when black guys couldn't do yeah but yeah he would have like nice cars for the time like fuck tons of white women like in front of people like he dressed

like a rapper from today like huge fur coats and like gold and shit that's awesome and nobody could do anything because he would just beat the shit out of him but then but something happened right didn't he go a little like uh what did he do i oh so um i think he just went too far with it so basically there was like a huge backlash against black people in general because of him they're like don't look at him as something that you can replicate damn that's hilarious that is like the biggest fear i think is like black dudes fucking white chicks oh we hate it that's why like like we hate it they use that fear to like uh get americans scared of weed and that's how they criminalize weed.

Because it said Mexicans smoke it, black people smoke it. And then they make them like stronger and crazier and they make them want to fuck white women. And then when white women fuck it, it like kind of makes them want to just become like sluts and they'll fuck black dudes. These loose hooahs.

Isn't that crazy? That like that's all it took. Like, oh, well, no, we don't want that. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen any of those propaganda films from the 20s? that like that's all it took like oh well no we don't want that yeah jesus christ yeah yeah have you ever seen uh any of those propaganda films from the 20s no no i've seen it they make weed seem like it's like meth they're like here you go charlie and then he's like at the piano and he's yeah and he goes crazy yeah yeah like then they leave the party and they're driving all

crazy and run somebody over like oh did they make a remake of that i think probably i think so yeah yeah yeah sure oh man huh speaking of the kardashians isn't it crazy kim like everyone made fun of kim kardashian for meeting with trump and then she got that woman off yeah yeah i mean it makes sense those are the people he respects like yeah did i show you that no there's a picture of the kim kardashian standing right next to trump in the white house and it's like imagine if you just woke up from a coma right like three years and then you're like what the fuck is that yeah we're in the darkest timeline man i will say i was in bed last night maybe on good times i was like alone and i was like uh i was just checking the washington

into that picture yeah oh i love justice and i was checking the washington post uh before i was going to bed because i'm cool bad idea and like reading all this trouble and the first thing was something about how uh uh trump is pulling out of the the the g7 summit or something i thought he's going to singapore for that uh no he's pulling out of something G7 summit or something. I thought he was going to Singapore for that. No, he's pulling out of something. Well, at the summit, basically the G7 was like, hey, these are all the things we're going to try to do and work together.

And he was like, no, I don't think so. Yeah, oh, Trump pulls US from G7 joint statement. Yeah, their communique. Yeah, and... Because he's putting tariffs on all of our allies yeah like on canada and uh yeah and it's funny the uh prime minister of canada he's like we are we are polite people but we will not be pushed around yeah and i just and i was just like oh my god like it just like it's so unbelievable like look at this picture of trump meeting with uh justin trudeau yeah that like

it doesn't feel like that's our president no it's so weird you see him next to other leaders yeah are uh intelligent right just sticks out so bad he's like yeah i'm part of it i'm also wait did you see his tweet that uh for about anthony bourdain's death no it was just like it's just like i'm very sad about this like it's it and then at the end he mentions kate spade yes randomly wow great designer i'm just like i know you're smart like how do you have that kind of english writing level it's like of a middle schooler it's embarrassing yeah it's really bad dude uh apparently uh justin trudeau uh he trolled trump and uh he presented trump with a frame photo of a hotel and brothel that trump's grandfather once owned in british columbia oh that's sick yeah isn't that hilarious so good looking that guy

oh yeah his suit oh that's so good good too have you seen the the trump handshake no yeah he goes up to people and like basically handshakes and yanks them towards them yeah it's like it's brian preston does that i hate it it's like he's uh um fucking uh letting you know he's better than well yeah it's like like a used car salesman yeah hey how you doing there yeah yeah yeah we try to do a justin salesman. Like, hey, how you doing there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We tried to do a Justin, and Justin was fucking jacked as shit. Didn't get him.

Really? I didn't even know it was coming, too. Because there's like a whole montage of Trump trying to do that and dominate people. And then there was a picture that was floating around of Trump. He shook hands with Macron, who's the president of uh france and macron shook his hand so hard you could see his thumbprint on trump's hand wow yeah that's awesome god dude this here look at this look at this picture like look at this fucking idiot with with actual intelligent world leaders yeah like he looks just like a petulant five-year-old he's like i don't

care i said i want juice where's the juice yeah it's just trump sitting down and everyone's hovering over him and he just has that indignant look like no the issue is the economy's doing better and that's why yeah but you can't blame economies on presidents but everyone does but it sucks because it's a lot of stuff that obama yeah yeah like if hillary was president now like it would be the exact same yeah and now it's only gonna get worse too of like uh because the rolling back like all these wall street uh regulations and you're like but oh good yeah oh it's crazy they rolled back so many regulations what was the there was some insane one i read i was like um i think they rolled back some housing regulations.

Yeah, which is what sunk us. That were put in after the 2008 crash. Yeah, so they also set limits, too, on the amount of debt that banks can have after everything went down. And now they rolled that back so where banks can have, I forget the exact number, but whatever it is is like two times what actually sunk us in 2008 that's great so like yeah no you can go yeah yeah but what's the nasdaq at

right now it's like ah the nas is it yeah the nasdaq i don't know what it means than it was before the big recession we had well so are we in a bubble now it's gonna come down i don't know we might be in a bullish market. I don't know. I fucking wish I knew something like that. I know. Me too. What kills me is on your iPhone, I don't think anymore really. They used to have the NASDAQ. Yeah, that was the first thing you go to.

I'm like, God damn it. I have people looking at this like, oh, I got it. Yeah. Also, yeah, it would be so annoying too because you would accidentally drag it down with your phone when you're trying to close a window. It's like, fucking NASDAQ. How smart does Apple think Americans are that every American wants to look at the NASDAQ? Well, yeah.

But it made me think everyone does. They don't understand that their iPhones are mostly being used to look at memes. Yeah, no, exactly. They're trying to open up Instagram. They're like, get this bullshit out of here oh that's like the best part about having a smartphone is you don't need to like grab a laptop oh like what's it like to be a kid with a phone what's it like to be a parent of a kid with oh my god that scares the shit out of me where i'm like i would never be able to get hard

at like like if i was 20 you know the kind of fetish you would get what do you mean just think about the porn you watch right yeah and you remember i mean and what was exciting like yeah like circling back to like just a chick touching your balls like i'm gonna come yeah like now i'd be like all right spit on it pee on me let's go let's go suck my toe i'm not even hard yet pee on me yeah because like Because when we saw Victoria's Secret mags and Playboy, that was like, oh my God. Or like a Sears catalog where you could see a nipple. Oh, geez. It was next level. You could tell all your buddies.

But now it's on your phone. You're like, oh, that's double penetration. Yeah, you shouldn't give kids phones. And even if you're not looking for it, when you load a porn page, like the front page has some of the gnarliest shit yeah i'm just like every when is the fad of my like fucking moms oh yeah and then like dad's fucking daughter's gonna go yeah or like stepbrother stepsister hot okay yeah i don't you just you can't you you can't it gets to a point where like it you just have to like all right i'm

watching this i just love this every video and i love the stories too they're like it's like oh i'm gonna tell mom you broke the vase she's like well what if i blow you it's like all right yeah yeah yeah it's like i've never had sex before and i'm about to have sex will you show me yeah yeah yeah or like like uh like a mom comes in and helps her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend have better sex. That's unreal. There's a lot of that. Yeah, there's so much of that.

Yeah. And sometimes you don't realize because they're not labeled that. So you're watching, it's like, oh, you like it when mommy does. You're like, ah! Yeah. Stop forcing this fetish on me. Or when they're like, oh, daddy, I saw you looking at me. It's like, oh, my God, what is this?

But even on Instagram, like Instagram models. Really? No, no, no. I'm saying as a young kid. Yeah. If I saw the Instagram models and I was eight, I would be like, oh, my God. No, but that shit was around when we were like, because we were watching porn. It wasn't that prevalent, though. Yeah. We also didn't have facebook at that age too and you

can see like all your friends pictures and shit like that like my my dad's friend's daughter like i've known her since she was really young and then as soon as she was like 14 it was like all the instagram pictures were like trying to look like cool and stuff yeah what do you think this is gonna do to us these phones i don't know but i was i was listening to npr the other day on uh and they were saying it was some researcher and they were saying how they're kind of comparing like smartphones and social media to the modern day cigarette that's exactly what i was gonna say i think i think uh well i'm just dumb i think wi-fi is what's doing it like you know like when we watch

the shows we're like all right we're gonna get you an x-ray like they're showing shows yeah 20s or whatever and they just put the radiation like right on their head yeah i think our kids are gonna be like you slept next to a router yeah the fuck are you talking about why would you do that i wanted it closer to me so i get a better connection exactly yeah they're just frying our brain yeah i mean i don't know i think it's gonna have to reach a critical mass but is it gonna stop i think it's just gonna keep going i think we're gonna have shit that can be like put on our eyes like a contact or something no i think you're all right but you're already seeing like uh like a kind of like uh glorification to like, uh, to like a,

like, uh, to more like, you know, like old school days, you know, like just like any bar you go to, they're always trying to recreate some like rustic bullshit and be more old timey.

I don't know. I, I don't think, I think just like with any technology, like, but the funny thing is about that, then they're posting those pictures on their Instagram account. Right. Yeah it yeah that's true i don't know yeah i just don't because facebook already is taking a hit right yeah yeah i don't know you know i feel like people are using it

commercials like hey we were just here for now but i i think yeah i think facebook is also there's just so many old people using it too like yeah once old people start using it facebook used to be fun facebook used to just be like pictures and jokes and now it's like facebook literally just feels like you're at a pro like the front lines of a protest and everyone's just yelling at the other side but what they don't realize is you're just yelling at your friends like everyone always goes on there like and like writes dumb shit like uh like there's no one more annoying than posting like hey fuck the haters it's like yeah you should be friends with your friends on here yeah yeah yeah right or like if they'll write a post like if anyone thinks it's

okay to yell at a woman who's walking down the street on the way to a yoga class yeah blah blah blah she's in a vulnerable it's like no one here should be like why like no one on you just want people to be like oh my god i'm so sorry that happened to you you're so brave or like people like now they're preaching to the choir great yeah yeah and now people post they're like someone said this and so i defriended them god you're such a fucking piece of shit yeah get a life and to think that that's like a noble act too yeah yeah like oh my god you're brave dude you're fucking brave you made two clicks yeah it's also yeah it's something to where you're like oh gross yeah delete you know

like you don't have to be like you don't have to share everything you're doing like i saw a girl post uh a screenshot of a conversation. Some girl DM'd her. It was like, hey, I don't think you should be identifying as blah, blah, blah. And then she did cross out the person's name, but it was just her being super mean and rude to this person. And then all her friends were like, yay, why are people such idiots? It's like, or, you know, you could have just been nice to her

and explained to her, like, you don't have to to but you don't have to be mean to her but if you did have a conversation with her then maybe she could see where you're coming from and not be like that in the future that's one of the grossest aspects of it so you just shame somebody well it's like you're intentionally shitty to that person and you're like whoops i ran out of room on my memory card on the recorder josh kaderna here and uh sorry about that uh i was uh i was a dummy and didn't check the sd card before we uh started recording luckily we got an hour in but got cut off and uh we appreciate you guys for listening despite the lack of professionalism, next week we'll have a full episode up that is not cut short by my dumb antics.

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Oh, yeah. It's interesting, though. It's a place that I like, but if I'm paying those prices, I'd rather eat at the food market. Yeah, it's a little high. Did you get that food market burger? Oh, I went to the food market yesterday. I got the bison burger. It was so good.

I like a nice bison burger, huh? Have you seen their mozzarella sticks? No, they have mozzarella sticks? Yeah, they're like 12 inches long. Oh, my God. How many do you get? I think three or four. Oh, that's great.

Man, they have really great buffalo pickles, too. Yeah, fried pickles are dope. I want to get those on top of the burger. Yeah, you should yeah get those on chef katerina right yeah ugly delicious it was great dude uh it was a bummer because my friend's a bartender there and uh i mean i wasn't drinking yeah and so but my buddy owen got two beers and so we asked for two separate checks and they were like oh there was no and because she had left and they're like there's only one check and so like even though she's my friend he got to reap the benefits of getting two free drinks you know what i mean because you can't give like a

free fucking entree away right yeah i was like i was like i was like you should like pay for half my meal asshole but it was fine it was whatever yeah oh and you fucking dick yeah cunt on a date for restaurant week you did big mistake oh what happened it I only went there on a date for restaurant week. You did? Big mistake. Uh-oh, what happened? It was just, it was a first date and I didn't realize how fancy that happened.

Oh, no. But I was like, it's restaurant week. I need a reason to go here. And it's cheap. 30 bucks, right, per meal? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And just,

it was too much pressure. Really? I'm like getting old fashions. Oh, crab cakes. Oh, no. That's way too high fire. Buddy, buddy. She's like, okay.

Did she, and what was she like? What was her deal? It was the girl I just went on a date with yesterday, or two days ago. Oh, Restaurant Week is right now? No, no, no, no. This was a long time ago. Oh. And so she needed time to recover from that.

Yes, from that. She's like, damn, that was such a night. I need a break. I ran into this girl at Remington Festival. She does seem like a girl who would like a fancy date right right i guess i didn't realize how fancy it was i would have never done that i don't consider food market that fancy i don't oh food market no not really i feel like the avenue i don't think oh you took her to the avenue yeah i don't think the avenue is that fancy avenue food markets like i feel like expensive, but, like, not. It's laid back.

Right. For the rich hipster. It's like modern chic. Yeah, yeah. Or just for the well-to-do hipster. Or just any, like, middle-class person. Yeah, that's a well-to-do hipster. Your joke on Facebook about, I know it was because you were hanging out right at Zissimos,

and you were just like, food market is the reason only hot girls come around this area. Oh, it's something that food market is responsible uh is responsible for 90 of the attractive women on the avenue it's undeniable that it's so true that and our favorite bright side bright side too oh i saw the bright side chick yesterday in um at hunt fest yeah but we were both in trove to escape the rain and it was just it's so weird when you like, did you lock eyes? No, I was, I was too scared to look at her.

Cause I was like, she must know. We were like, follow back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Follow me back.

It's such a weird feeling. Like she must know that I absolutely doesn't. She doesn't know. Yeah, you're right. She has no idea. Yeah. Yeah.

She had her dumb dog with her and I was like this fuck. No, I'm kidding. This cute ass bitch. Yeah. This cute'm kidding. This cute-ass bitch. Yeah, this cute-ass dog. This cute girl not hurting anyone and just doing her own thing. Just existing, you beautiful fucking asshole. I'm just jealous.

She gets more likes. How was Unfest? Freaking Ben jealous over here. Unfest was stupid. I mean, whatever. It's fine. I'll probably go again today just to walk around, get good times. Did you go? Yeah. we yeah we walked down it was just really fucking hot and then we ended up at paulie g's and just had a beer with uh with a friend who's there

air conditioning was terrible i mean it's fine yeah yeah i don't know i mean living so close to it and then yeah it's just like a ton of food. And then also it's like, do you want to see the Natty Bo guy on a crab? You want to buy that? Like, you know, like all the crafts and stuff. What is the tradition? What is a hun? I think it's just like a wife of a blue collar worker.

Yeah, I think it's like a middle class lady. She's got the big beehive hairdo. But was that a real thing? Or was that like a made up movie thing? No, in like the 60s, yeah. Oh, I didn't know that was real. 50s, 60s. Like women actually style their hair like that.

Sure. Big time. Wow. Every day. That's so much hairspray. I'm pretty sure women would like... Did you watch Marvelous Miss Maisie? I watched two.

Dude, that's like a show that Karen and I watched. And we were... We didn't like it at all but like we just pretended to like it because everyone liked it and we didn't want people yeah really yeah in the girl that was so boring i felt all like smart like comedy iq wise was like dude these are fucking bob newhart bits this guy is stealing and then that was the whole thing yeah karen see i know comedy she's like i hate you i'm like right yeah uh-huh yeah sure yeah but oh oh yeah so she like in that in that uh show she's like she puts on makeup greets her husband and then right when they're about to go to bed she then takes off takes it off and then she wakes up earlier and puts it back on. Yeah, I saw that.

What a nightmare. Right, right. I don't think everyone does that. Always looking pretty. Because she had a crazy Jewish mother who was rich. All right, Omar. We don't have to slander the Jews. Well, I think that was part of the-

Every day. Every morning. Oh, my God. Oy vey, buddy. Every day. I'm like, why are you so angry? Omar goes, the Jews. Yeah, I'm like, the Jews, man.

Do you see? Omar's like, put your makeup on angry? Omari goes, the juice. Yeah, I'm like, the juice, man. Juicy. Omari's like, put your makeup on. Put it on. Yeah. It's morning. Put that shit in your hair to make it more full. Oh, yeah. It's crazy.