The Digression Sessions - Ep. 270 - Josh & Umar!

Episode Date: October 30, 2018

Hola Digheads, on this week's episode, Josh and Umar sit down and catch up on birthday shenanigans, shows, halloween, and that crazy caravan! Follow the podcast and Josh Kuderna and Umar Khan, on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! See them live too! Josh - @JoshKuderna on Twitter and @JoshKuderna on Instagram The Pod - @DigSeshPod on Twitter The Pod's Facebook page - Dig Sesh on Facebook Thanks for listening, all! Do the pod a favor and rate and review the pod on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, Laughable, Stitcher, & Spotify plz!

TAGE NETWORK That's a Gotti Hey, hey, hey From Umar's palatial estate We call it the villa The villa, huh? You guys chill, chillin' like villa ends villa huh you guys uh chill chilling like villa yeah yeah starting out hot we had a nice uh well it was mostly evan's halloween party and uh i didn't know what to

expect i was doing shows and i come home uh-huh and i picked up karen on the way i was like oh you come there's a party hang out and i thought it was gonna be like eight people dude i walk in it's like a fucking college party really it's just drunk people walk everywhere late 90s early 2000s party yeah it's dark everyone's just dude there's just like alcohol everywhere just people every i'm like what is this somebody in a toga is like hanging off of a chandelier and uh, you know, we bought all new furniture. And I was like, so fucking... Because people were looking like they were going to puke. People were like stumbling.

Hey, not even puke. Let's talk about spills. Yeah. Well, people did spill. And I was like, God, if you spill on this fucking couch that I didn't get insurance on or on this rug. And dude, I wouldn't even put out... He put every single coaster we had he put on the coffee table like out dude people would literally put their drink on the table next

to the coaster i'm like what the fuck and i would keep picking up people's drinks and putting it on the coaster sound like the cool guy at the park i'm like yeah i was eric was yelling at people no i mean that's that's that's a part of growing up though i mean that's the yuppie lifestyle once you start paying for shit and yeah my shit it's like do not fuck my stuff yeah yeah uh no eric well he's over in the living room but he because you know he lives in the basement i think people were just looking for the bathroom and they walked down there and he's cuddling liz yeah yeah yeah when karen karen walked some spills of his own and i walked in karen was like i'm probably gonna go home and i'll just i'll get pizza we'll go to my

room and chill so we just did that yeah while everybody's just raging yeah it was loudly shit it was crazy yeah i ran into evan and he invited me because he said they were doing like uh like a house crawl or something like that like yeah like Like basically like three different parties, but I had gigs as well. Well, the crazy part is people who were there, they were like in their late 20s. I was like, damn, I didn't know people still threw down like this when you're approaching like 30. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. I think a lot of people just look for that release still. Yeah, sure, man. Yeah. It was fun. It's different when it's not your house yes i think i was just like i was like oh boy it's a lot easier to throw down you're like i don't own any of this yeah but evan was great he was like uh he was clean like as soon as soon as something spilled he was like on it yeah cleaning it up and then

i woke up and i expected to help him clean up dude he cleaned up everything after everyone left like two and they 2 a.m while he was like still hammered wow no that's a good move yes that's that you actually i feel like i sleep better or like you know there's less dread like you're hung over but you're not like oh fuck i'm hung over and i have to clean yeah oh i remember like i came home and i i just had driven.C. and I had to pee like crazy. Yeah. So both the bathrooms are taken up. So I'm like, oh, fuck.

So I run upstairs. I'm just waiting. I'm like, are all you guys waiting for the bathroom? And they're like, no, we're just seeing someone's in there testing out the bidet. And we're just waiting to see how it goes. I'm like, all right, cool. Like, no, we've been peeing on the brown guys. Yeah.

Like, what? Not a bathroom? Oh, man. Yeah. No, Friday. like no we've been peeing on the brown guys yeah yeah out of bathroom oh man yeah no friday so we had my my birthday uh celebration happy birthday how was it thank you three two it was fun so thursday uh karen and i hung out most of the day and then we hung out with paul a little bit but we went to bar vasquez and i got a steak the size of my fucking head. Yeah, I saw. Dude, it was so good. So we ordered a thing that's supposed to be for two people, and I was like, yo, add two sides to that. Nice.

So I added a smashed potato and mushrooms and green beans and like a cream sauce. Wow, it was awesome. Is that in the Four Seasons? Where's Bar Vasquez? It's in Harbor East. It's likebesque it's in harbor east it's like harbor east harbor point that's a uh what's her name uh wolf uh no i don't know some lady owns like three really nice restaurants that's one of them she might yeah it's like it's supposed to be

i think it's like a spanish style steakhouse yeah or argentinian not white like that yeah now those caravan people yeah exactly yeah sorry that's why i was a little late fucking caravan was on 695 you seen these people you seen this caravan uh and then yeah friday night we we uh people came to union collective it's more of like a group no kids yeah dude it was it was really sweet actually some uh some uh blake came oh nice and ryan cornwell and i didn't know they were coming and they all had like gifts and ben got me uh hot tamales which i used to like eat when i was a teenager i was like very sweet it was really nice it was really cool got me hot tamales and i was like oh this is kind of perfect because i used to

eat hot tamales and play grand theft auto on playstation one and listen to love line and now that red dead redemption 2 is out i'm like man the cycle continues might download that bitch but uh but yeah i did not eat enough and then it was just beer everywhere and then i was i was fucked really did you puke when i got home yeah and the man and the next day yeah i can't remember the last time i puked that was like two years ago ago. So what happened was I just didn't eat anything. And it got away from me quick. Hey, you puke. I faint.

What are you going to do? Luckily, I mean, I didn't puke until I got home. Oh, God. Puking in public. Have you puked in public? Oh, yeah. Yes. Tell them that.

Oh, wait. Which one? Which one? The rocket. Oh, that was bad. That was real bad. that was one of my like worst times that was like yeah that was when i was like blacked out and for some reason yeah it was my dude that's like one of my most embarrassing stories but that was uh we all

had that story yeah but we were at it was my improv class it was your first one right no it was going well so it was it was one of my last improv classes and we had a showcase and um my uh teacher katherine who was in gus yep she was sitting across me it was like my she was my teacher too yeah she rules so it was like the whole uh group and we're at a big table rocket to venus is like kind of hipstery bar in our neighborhood and uh and katherine's like hey people were like impressed with you at the showcase and i was like oh shit and like really she's like no like seriously people were really into it wow and i was like oh so i'm like really feeling myself not like like an ego way but you know like you get

good news yeah fired up so i'm like drinks drinks I'm like, drinks, drinks. And then like, I just wasn't eating. And then she's like, yeah, you were sitting across from me and you were talking. And then it just looked like a computer like powered down. It was like that. And then just threw up at the table. I think snow. I think so. Yeah, it was bad.

And then like they try to like get me up and I like knocked over a glass. And then I was trying to drive. I was like, oh, I and they're like no yeah it was really oh my god i mean that was like yeah eight years i mean that was a while ago in the middle of a birthday party out of that was at a bar it was so embarrassing dude it was like yeah a group of like 18 of us or something. And it was just like, let's have fun. I'm like, I just started drinking. I'm like, I did a shot.

I'm drinking beers, more shots. And then like that was during the first half of the birthday party. Yeah. Like we still had like more bars to go to. Yeah, pacing is an adult thing. Yeah. And I couldn't drive home uber wasn't a thing yet we were in college and so like i had to stay with them because no one wanted to like take me home right because they're like we want to party yeah so then i just have to

like be fucked up out at bars sleep on someone's food time like babysit yeah sleep on someone's food time at college at umbc yeah and then when i woke up i just have to start texting people i'm like can someone drive me to my car and uh god it was a bummer yeah yeah i felt i was so embarrassed and like i had to like email the class and my teacher and then like same thing it's like we've all been there and she's like they're like i don't know how you got so drunk it's like me either i don't know i have no idea yeah but yeah friday was it was so fun though it was like i had no idea that uh union was doing a bike party right it was halloween like so like everybody showed up in costumes and like at one point i looked around the place was just so packed like somebody messaged me the next day or today

actually it was like hey i tried to come to your party but i couldn't see you didn't know there were gonna be a bunch of like oh shit like a halloween yeah they had a dj with like they had some weird like competitive ballroom dance thing and it was but yeah it was really cool but everybody's like can i get you a beard i'm like yeah sure oh yeah that is the best thing about birthdays and yeah i was just you're a hot chick uh yeah i was that was the hottest chick it was fun though man but the next day so the next day i just felt so like like a dried out husk i just felt so gross like so hung over and uh i had to take boo to the groomers who's like an endeavor in itself he's just david's just this weirdo guy like he's the only guy that'll groom our dog because he's so nuts.

But the groomer's like equally nuts. He's like, oh, look at you. You got your big coat on, flip-flops, Mr. Fashionable. It's like, dude, just shut up. I didn't want to put shoes on. I didn't have the effort. But when I'm riding back, I'm just feeling so bad. I'm hung over to the point where it's like if I look left too fast,

I'm like, oh, boy. Oh, my God. So then I'm going to get out of the car we when we get home and i park i'm going to grab boo and he's like freaking out and then like grab by the leash and then like grab him real quick then i turn around it's like oh boy all right okay let's just get to the house all right don't want to throw up i got my retainers in don't want to throw up and i'm walking and i get to the corner. I was like, well, this is happening. And I just threw it like just water.

I had an apple and water and it just comes out. Yeah, like on the corner right in front of the house. And there was a dude at a stop sign and he was making a right as he was doing that. I just saw him like looking at the whole situation. He's like, Jesus. That's fair. Like I had my big North Face coat on and flip-flops. And I have like a tiny chihuahua.

I'm just like, blah. And he's like, dude, this neighborhood sucks. Oh, my God. That's awesome. But yeah, luckily, I like, the only thing I could eat was a bagel. So I just had a bagel. Karen was nice enough to make me a bagel. And actually, I had two of them it was like this is the only thing so i drink water eat an apple throw up it was but yeah and

then i had a gig in pennsylvania that night with matt bergman and he was uh he had already planned on like coming up to baltimore and then he's like yeah i'll just i'll drive i was like thank god wow so i had a little bit of coffee where does he live he lives in dc wow so he went out of his no it's kind of it's kind of the way yeah so yeah and i was like dude i appreciate it he's like oh dude if it wasn't on my way i wouldn't i would not do this yeah and i was like nah no problem sometimes when uh comics who i if we're like on the same gig together but i'm not like super cool with them yeah i'm like oh yeah i'm leaving like i'm gonna be there super early or something yeah like i can't a car i dude i can't be in a car with people i'm not cool with

for more than 10 minutes yeah especially going to a show yeah it's like i don't want that weird vibe yeah when you talk about i'm like yeah and then you're just like you just feel like you have to be entertaining or something you're using more mental real estate than you want to be using when you're headed to a gig I would never ask someone who I'm not cool with for a ride to somewhere just for that reason yeah what is going on it's like I guess maybe some people that don't have cars but oh boy yeah I've had some people ask me I'm just like I try to think of every fucking excuse yeah most of most of the time i'm leaving from work though so i'm like oh i'm gonna be a work yeah yeah yeah that's a good one

yeah yeah put that one in there and they're like don't you get off work at 3 30 like oh i gotta stay late conference teacher thing training but yeah and then uh so then it really worked out so the shows were supposed to be one show on Friday, one show on Saturday, $100 each show. Then they both got moved to Saturday. And I was like, great. And then the second show got canceled, same pay. Oh, yeah. One show, $200.

Boom. I was at my lowest low. And then by the end of the night, I was like, this is great. That's awesome. I feel good. Was it just you two? Yeah. Nice.

So, yeah, I went up and did about i think i did like 28 nice um but yeah the room was weird it felt like uh oh i saw those pics oh my it looked like a conference room at a hotel almost yeah so it's like uh it i think it was like an old hotel or like an old office building and so somebody bought it out and then made each floor its own thing. So there's like a bakery on the first floor, comedy in the middle, and then up top is like a bar restaurant with like a rooftop thing.

And so the comedy room was just like a big, like it looked like a cruise ship after the apocalypse. It was just like big plain walls and like some purple lights. And I was like, oh man, I don't know about this crowd. They were cool. They were down the whole purple lights and i was like oh man i don't know about this crowd they were cool they were down the whole time so it was great man it was really cool when did we record the last podcast because i don't know what stories monday last monday so i did that talk about the kramer book show no you might have a little maybe it doesn't matter but

i did a couple weird i well I had a whole weird weekend. And then on Wednesday, I had to headline a room in the hood. Oh, we talked about that, though. Yeah. But I didn't. We didn't? That happened this past Wednesday. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. I forget what we text about and talk about in person. Yeah, same. And so, man, I was so fucking nervous. I was getting so nervous just being was, like, getting so nervous just, like, being there. Because it's a rough, I mean, it's a rough neighborhood to be in at night. Zero exposed brick, you know?

Yeah, right? Nothing to feel comfortable about. Oh, boy. And so I get there, and there's, like, a cop car with its lights on parked out front, and it's connected to a liquor store. And I see that cop car and like lights i'm like god christmas came early thank god i'm like there is a double homicide you're like i know yeah god always finds a way black guy's getting framed for murder next to me yeah thanks for looking out gigs canceled so is your life yeah i'm just'm just like, oh, my God. I'm like the only person on the block who's happy to see a cop.

Thank you, officer. Your lives do matter. And so I go in the venue and there weren't that. Connected to a liquor store, huh? Yeah. Very nice. Very nice. So I walked into the liquor store first.

I'm like trying to figure out how to get there. No one's talking to me. Anyway, I get in the venue. No one's talking to me. Anyway, I get in the venue. No one's talking to me. Well, I'm just trying to be like, excuse me, how do I get in there? And no one's just like, I'm like, all right, I guess I'm just going to walk back outside. They're like, what up, snitch? And then so I go upstairs and it's cool.

It's kind of like, it's a nice place. It's a decent place. It wasn't packed. When I got there, there was a comic on stage bombing hard. I mean, hard. Right. And I was like, oh, boy. I mean, it seems like it's an uphill battle.

The whole show is an uphill battle. So I get there, and D'Lo hosts the show. And I think she helps book it. And she's a great comic. Yeah. And she's like, you got to come at them. There's a group in the front. They're real fun.

They're ready to laugh. She's in the gray cornrows. Yeah, I've been fucking with them. They're good. Yeah. And she's like, you got to come at them. There's a group in the front. They're real fun. They're ready to laugh. She's in the gray cornrows. Yeah, I've been fucking with them. They're good. Yeah. And so D'Lo, in between each comic, is doing crowd work. She's crushing. One comic, she goes up.

She's new. I've never seen her. She did pretty well. And then Maria Sanchez goes up, crushes. She's like a black comic. Grew up in Baltimore. How many people in the room?timore uh say like 17 okay so that's a little tough yeah and then it's weird too because there's people like selling shit you know so there's like uh they uh there's vendors there

and they're selling shirts that say like fuck cancer and all the i guess i don't know someone died of cancer they know and uh yeah it's a it's a whole ordeal there's like a a dj a photographer there's like uh fucking lights and shit yeah and a big banner in front of behind us it sounds like like the gig was made up it was like well what what do you i mean it's comedians but what else like whoo it's not just comedians yeah we're gonna have a dj we're gonna have merchandise exactly and then had to like fulfill their lot and uh yeah and so i'm like getting so nervous i'm like what the fuck am i gonna talk about like because all the other comics before me their jokes were you know they're very uh like relatable to that crowd um and uh bitches be

shopping right well i mean you know it was a lot of jokes about like getting your checks and uh uh i don't know like dicks and i don't get your checks get your dicks y'all i don't know and uh i've been jasmine duck comedian it's just like you know like uh black women are like this and blah blah and i'm just like just like, I can't do that. It's phony if I do that. So I go up and thank God Maria Sanchez was like talking about like how she's over big dicks. And so I kind of riffed on that about and then like that was doing well. I went into this like ass eating joke I'm doing.

I told that woman in the gray cornrows like she tried to heckle me. And I was like, I said something. I was like, I'll eat your ass. Oh, she was making fun of me for having a small dick. And I was like, yeah, I'll eat your ass. Oh, she was making fun of me for having a small dick. And I was like, yeah, I know. I said that. You can't make fun of me for something I'm making fun of myself for. And then she held up the salt shaker.

She's like, it's probably this big. And the room is laughing. I was like, yeah, so what? That's like, yeah, that's why I come over to your house and eat your ass or something. And people went nuts. It was great. And I'm just riffing on like that. And I'm like, yeah, I'll come over, eat your ass, something and they were like people went nuts it was great and i'm just riffing on like that and i'm like yeah i'll come over eat your ass yeah make you breakfast kiss your kids or something it was doing great and then for some i made fun of pennsylvania

avenue because the intro i got dude was crazy like pennsylvania avenue dc no that's where it was on pennsylvania avenue back in the day pennsylvania avenue was like the place it was on Pennsylvania Avenue. Back in the day, Pennsylvania Avenue was like the place. It was nice. It was a nice place. I didn't know that about Baltimore. I only think of like the White House. And then now it's like the hood. Right.

And it's pretty scary at night. At least to me it is. And so, yeah. So, yeah. I forgot to tell this part. Like my intro was you would think i'm like a fucking famous like just uh very very successful yeah like dilo went i and i had a feeling she was gonna do it and i should just be like hey just say i'm i like i'm from here that's it that's all you have to say yeah funny guy it was like this dude tours the country he. This man recorded a special, sold out a theater.

You might think I'm setting the bar too high, but it is not high enough. Yeah, exactly. This man is hilarious. And I'm just like, oh, my God. I did riff on that. And he was like, he runs a great show at Joe Square Pizza Shop. And I was just like, which sounds so silly. So I riffed on that. I was like, which sounds so silly. So I ripped on that.

I was like, he's so successful. His comedy show's in a pizza shop no one's ever heard of. Pizza shop. And so, I don't know. Some woman said something like, you've been doing this for eight years? You know, something. I don't know. And I was like, oh, this isn't my full-time gig.

You think I'm going to pay rent doing gigs on Pennsylvania Avenuelvania avenue that's all i said but it set off this woman and she was like why are you talking about pennsylvania avenue and like oh you know the history of it i'm like and i got so scared i was like um no do you want to tell me she's like no but just don't be coming down here if you're not telling us if you don't yeah pennsylvania avenue all night all night you're making jokes about this place damn and i was like oh fuck like do you live there no but yeah and uh and then it was just an uphill battle from then on and i was like fuck it we're doing crowd work right and then that same woman was like she's like man tell jokes you made me laugh once i was

and which i had dude and uh and she just kept saying that over and over and she's like you're just asking questions because you know i'm doing crowd work yeah and it was the audience it was fucking rough how long did that go on the rest of my set so i had to do 15 minutes i'd say for a good 12 minutes this woman it's just every time i'm talking it's she's unhappy i thought you were like halfway through my wrists were like four three four minutes you came out real hot i came out dude i was crushing right and then i and i was like well i can't go on the jokes after this guys you guys on tinder i can't date on tinder brown man yeah and uh it was brutal dude she uh yeah and after i got off set uh maria sanchez was like you were doing fine you were fine you had him yeah um but she was like i think the one thing that made him

weird was you oh one thing the woman's like why do you keep saying jesus christ because i kept saying jesus christ after like uncomfortable moments right maria was like you know these people they're out here they're drinking they're doing bad stuff laughing at terrible shit like they don't want to think about like jesus right now and because to me like i'm not religious but maybe they're religious or you know so well yeah i mean you're really just saying like wow instead of jesus christ it's just like whoa okay you know what i mean yeah you're not just you're not like but to them you're not i guess say it at all according to maria she's like yeah just that was the only thing that i think was probably something you should watch

out if you do right right also that's so weird who cares i know jesus is like i saw you had them beers i know it was a cultural difference but also like a weird place to draw the line because Also, it's so weird. Who cares? I know. Jesus is like, I saw you had them beers. I know. It was a cultural difference. But also like a weird place to draw the line because that show was filthy. Right. You know, and they were fucked up. And that's why they're like, don't bring Jesus into this.

Yeah. Fucking nuts. Yeah. Yeah. I had fun in Pennsylvania. There was a couple up front and I was like, how long you guys been together? Are you guys getting married? Like, well, we are married. I was a couple up front, and I was like, how long have you guys been together? Are you guys getting married? They're like, well, we are married.

I was like, really? How old are you? If you don't mind me asking. And he was like, I'm 26. And she's like, I'm 23. And I was like, oh, congratulations. That's not going to last. Anyway, so let's just kind of rift on that.

And luckily, they were cool. And the dude was like drunk up front. And I was like pretending to hump. And he was like, I got it, man. That's standard. I was like, up front and uh i was like pretending to hump and he was like i got it man that's standard what is up with this crap listen to podcast yeah that's standard man i got people hump stools yeah i got it damn he's humping i did uh i did a weekend at uh the dc comedy law yeah yeah it was fun. Uh-huh. It was rough.

All the shows were pretty lightly attended. It was a comedy weekend. And they're doing a headlining show upstairs, a headlining show downstairs. I saw the basement show. They're doing a flash sale for $5. I'm like, dude, this guy. Oh, I was in the basement. You were? Yeah.

So I got, never mind. Okay. Then Brett Ernst was up top. Yeah. And still, I mean, that's the main room then. Yeah. And that's $5? People were paying $15 for our show at the door.

That's wild. Yeah. It's just like, okay. It was rough. So, like... Okay. Yeah. But the cool thing was I did well every show.

I, like, hammered through. Yeah. I did, like, crowd work, rift. So that felt great to be able to turn around a super shitty crowd. Right. And like there was one show where like the host and the guest spot just bombed. Damn. And I still like got them and it felt, I was like, oh, good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This feels good. Yeah, sometimes that works in your favor. If it's like not necessarily like a in your favor if it's like not necessarily like a bad crowd but nobody's got them yet where they're kind of like primed for it too yeah exactly where you're like all right i just need to go deliver as long as i'm not like fucking around in the beginning and that show had two like black women a mother daughter and they were the best and like as soon as i got them i was like on a roll nice everyone else warmed up i started fucking with them yeah oh it was great perfect there was like a this like group of like middle

easterners a woman had like a headscarf and when i did a joke where i referenced that i like i was fucking with her and oh it was just so fun yeah so it was nice because like when it's an atmosphere like that like there's nothing to lose you're just like well fuck it i'm gonna say whatever the fuck i want we are yeah exactly it was fun but dude the uh the show that i had on saturday so the uh there's like the room for comedy and then across the hall is like sort of like uh not not like a banquet room but like i don't know like a room i guess they rent out for parties yeah they had a sweet 16 party in there oh my god and it's just a ton of just young white girls and they were just they had songs going they were just screaming them you could hear it in your show no luckily once the door was closed but when people were coming up their door was right there so they're just like

screaming songs and then it was like a lot of trap music too. And I was like, oh. Yeah, white kids love black music. And hey, they weren't shy about saying the N-word either. It was wild. Oh my God. And I'm like, I know there's moms in there, right? And people are recording.

You know there's video of those girls shouting at the N-word. I think the mom's probably like a cool mom. It's like Snapchatting. Like, yeah, go Britney. Sing it. Yeah. I'm a cool mom is like Snapchatting like, yeah, go, Brittany. Sing it. Yeah. I'm a cool mom, right? You're having fun.

The amount of people who have lost their scholarships because they're on a on a team bus singing to rap music. I looked at Bergman. I was like, they are not holding back. He's like, no, no, definitely saying the crazy dude. Yeah. I was like, wow. Okay.

Pennsylvania. Just like Pennsylvania. Just just like let's go who rents out a room for a sweet 16 like people that's a thing i don't know who gives a shit at this point if people are like barely celebrating weddings yeah you know like weddings have been toned down so much yeah the fuck is like looking at their like letting their daughter do a sweet 16 well i guess because it's not that expensive you just rent the room yeah that's true but it was at first i thought uh they were coming upstairs and they had the balloons the one in the six yeah but they reversed and said 61 i was like who celebrates their 61st birthday oh okay i'm an idiot

it's like and they're all so yeah oh okay oh yeah speaking of weddings my uh co-worker she listened to our last podcast for the first it was her first time listening yeah oh okay oh yeah speaking of weddings my uh co-worker she listened to our last podcast for the first it was her first time listening to a podcast oh yeah and she's planning a wedding she's like you guys are mean she's like wedding planning is so expensive just because we i'm shitting on like no kidding but like she was telling me like uh dude the cheapest uh rate they've gotten to feed people at the wedding is $70 per person. So that's what I was going to say. You say it's like toned down.

I'm thinking it almost has to be. Yeah. Who can afford that? $7,000 to feed people? They just rake you over the coals. Because they know. They're like, well, I want to have a wedding. They're like, okay.

It's a million dollars. Like everything is going to be crazy expensive. Yeah. Or if you go to a place like they don't have an open bar. It like we know how much it fucking costs these people just one day but people get pissed yeah i've never have you been to a wedding without uh i mean only pakistani weddings because they don't drink i've only been to a couple where they don't have an open bar yeah well i mean i've only been to a couple weddings in general so they might both have had an open bar so damn i've never yeah i convert to to Islam then before the wedding, though.

But even when you go to a wedding where, like, the, like, last couple, like, weeks where the, there, you know, it is open bar, but it's limited. Even then, people are like, what the fuck is this? Like, they only have light beers. Oh, they only have wine and beer. Like, oh, people are such assholes like karen my girlfriend when we went to a wedding in uh richmond her um cousin yeah only had wine and beer and uh my girlfriend like not like if she drinks she just wants to drink like vodka and soda yeah for like calories

right and so she was like should we sneak a handle'm like, no, we're going to a fucking wedding. Just drink. Just drink whatever the fuck they have. Also, how trashy it is. We're just carrying around our own booze. Just like, we couldn't make it the four hours. Drinking our own booze. Yeah, it's fucking nuts. Yeah, that's too much. That's eesh.

I mean, I threw up on Saturday, so who am I to say? Yeah, that's true. But i threw up on saturday so who am i to say yeah that's true but yeah that was dude yeah friday night was so fun man from uh the good parts were great dude everybody was so nice it was it was so good man it was uh people got like really thoughtful gifts and stuff and like sweet cards and i was like wow this is really great nice it was all buzzed i was like this is really nice i'm gonna black out but yeah it was uh it was a good time um and then uh what did i do sunday went hung out with my dad and uh he was very excited to do some dad shit he's like hey i've uh on sunday uh you want to come with me to get a double recliner i I want to get one. It's been on my list for a while. A double recliner? What's that?

It's essentially just a couch, but both seats recline. Where'd you guys go? In the middle, Sam's Club. Wow, not Valley City. I suggested that, but he had a $100 coupon for Sam's Club. They have double recliners. Damn. They got it all there, man.

I should have got some Halloween candy there. Oh, yeah. Are you going all there, man. They got it all. I should have got some Halloween candy there while I was... Oh, yeah. Are you going to hand out Halloween candy? We are. Yeah. But I only have one bag behind you. I think I need to buy a couple more. Yeah. Does this neighborhood get... Did you get kids last year? Not a lot, but some. Yeah. I feel like while I was at Karen's, we got four kids.

I think you guys might get more because you're close. We're very close to all the stuff. Yeah. And then there's like to all the stuff. Yeah. And then there's like the parade and stuff, too. Oh, yeah. So it might filter down here. But we're going to go to Mason Mary's and hang out. Oh, nice.

I think you get a lot of kids there, too. Yeah. There's a lot of families. Yeah. Damn, dude. Yeah. I wish we could trick or treat still. Really?

No. I was going to say, why? I don't know. Halloween was so fun. There's nothing more fun than being outside at night with all those people dressed up running around school night you know yeah i remember getting a pillowcase because i was like yeah that's what we would do it's like this plastic bag is holding me back this is bullshit or those little pumpkin plastic get the fuck out of here

dude oh man and like my parents didn't give a shit what like like, I could eat as much, like, candy as I would. Like, my friends would have limitations. Like, their parents were like, you can have two pieces. I'm like, what the fuck is that? I'm eating two before I'm off of the porch. Yeah, I'm taking a whole bag to school. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here.

One of my prouder moments is when I weighed my pillowcase one year and it was 10 pounds. Oh, my God. 10 pounds. Yeah, I feel like it gets, one year we went trick-or-treating uh the year 9-11 happened we spooky we uh uh we went the weekend before just me and my friends we thought it'd be funny to like see how many people would give us candy so we just just, dude, we thought this at age 12 and 13. We're like, let's just lie to people and say our parents won't let us go on Halloween because they're scared something bad might happen.

Wow. And people gave us candy, dude. Damn. And then we went on Halloween again and it was great. I wouldn't have had candy. They were like, we better not see you on Halloween. We're like, you won't. Okay.

Yeah. Show up again. Yeah. Never forget. How much candy did you get not much but enough where we're like oh fuck this is free cool yeah so you're like oh game in the system here yeah and I just feel like now like knocking on people's doors is scary

like for kids but just in general like oh yeah it's a weird concept Halloween well I mean everybody's 9-11 oh yeah it's a weird concept to halloween well i mean everybody's 9-11 world where it's just yeah because no one talks to anyone i don't know my neighbor's names no i'm pretty sure that my neighbors hate me but i don't know really why we used to have like tailgates and shit and my when we were young you know every time i say hi they're like oh yeah that's how it is are they but yours are like they're a little older older yeah yeah

i don't know it's also weird like just like murder becomes a thing and death and like when i was just walking down your street like there's like a skeleton like in a barrel that's like cut up and everybody's like look at it's good yeah yeah uh the new thing now like the cutesy thing is uh homes for sale they have it says not haunted at the bottom of the for sale sign oh yeah you've seen that yeah i did see that yeah and then i just made me think of nathan for you though what's that oh yeah you ever see that episode holy shit that was great so good let's recap nathan for you yeah that's the podcast that was recapping tv um yeah no i think we're just gonna hand out candy yeah i think we're gonna hand out candy Nathan for you. That's the podcast. I was recapping TV.

Yeah, no, I think we're just going to hand out candy. Yeah, I think we're going to hand out candy here and then I don't know, maybe have people over or something. Do you have costumes?

No, I don't fucking do you. I don't know. Karen, I might just go get like some fake blood or something. Yeah, I do like a zombie face thing.

I were thinking about being Ford and Cavanaugh little cute couples casting. Okay, it's real real cute super she would be cavanaugh i'd be ford obviously that's what would make it obviously obviously that would be i want i bet someone did that oh i'm sure that's a that was her idea she thought that was a she well as a joke she's like that'd be a fun couples costume yeah i wanted to do jared and ivanka i think i think

yeah karen i could pull that off easy and then uh karen might uh wanted to dress up as a was that documentary that cult in oregon oh yeah um she wanted to be the the father of that dude fuck what are they called i forgot the not harry krishna osho was the osha's a dude and then i don't know i don't remember what it's called wild country wild country yeah it was those people yeah that was something i talked about for like a month and i was like whoa it's so good now like what the fuck was that yeah but it was crazy but yeah i don't know halloween's yeah whatever last year it's funny because we have friends who are so into it yeah you know and i'm like if you got the energy go for it yeah i just my mind

doesn't really work that way anymore like of no like cool halloween costume so last year i was a hamburger and karen was the hamburglar oh and you bought stuff so i just bought like for 20 bucks it was like a hamburger thing you could put on so there's like a bun on the front a bun on the back and uh we handed out candy and uh there was uh um a couple like an older white couple that was walking by it was towards the end of the night and karen's like oh we should get a picture we haven't gotten a picture yet i was like oh yeah let's just ask these people and i was like hey would you guys mind taking a picture like oh yeah sure do you guys live here i'm like yeah like oh we live like a couple houses down it's like oh nice to meet you you know um

and like we're just talking and uh the guy was like he's like so have you lived here a while and i was like yeah about like a year and change now and he's like oh yeah i think i saw you guys move in because i saw you i saw a group of guys moving a bunch of stuff inside then i heard glass break and everybody laughed and i was like do you remember that that's when we were bringing we were bringing the mattress up and then just like smashed a light just glass went everywhere so and then speaking of uh breaking glass i'm like yeah that's us all right nice to meet you boy you know would you mind taking a picture and i go to hand it to this woman and she grabs it and just drops my phone. No case right on the sidewalk.

Oh boy. She's like, I'm sorry. We've been drinking. I would be so mad. I was like, it's cool. And you just got it to remember.

Yeah. And I was like, it's cool. No problem. And then the guy was nice enough to replace the glass. Like he had a friend that owns like, like a TV and phone and like video game repair what a great couple to drop your phone yeah i mean i wish they wouldn't have dropped it at all yeah yeah but

still yeah he paid for it to get the new glass and stuff which is nice but yeah it was just funny they'd be like hey how about you you take a picture and the one woman that's like drunk is like whoops yeah damn yeah i that. Drop that. Yeah. I don't know. Halloween is like... We have friends who are so into it. Yeah. Like Chris LaMartina, local... Halloween head.

Horror director. Yeah. He's a local whore. He has like a shopping cart full of Halloween decorations he bought this year. I'm like, every year you do this you spend this much money it fucking blows my mind that's insane and then i remember like those adults when we were young who would go all out and they would like almost transform their front yard into a haunted house yeah oh my god and i remember thinking like i'm gonna be this adult

when i'm old yeah they're the cool ones now i'm just like you're lucky if you get candy from me and it's just so much effort, too. In my neighborhood, there was a dude that would build a fake coffin, and he'd pop out of it and shit. Yeah. Yeah. People put decorations on the roofs in Hamden. Dude, I went to this party last year, and I'm just like, dude,

I don't even, like, I don't know, man. Like, I don't even, like, if I don't want a wedding, how am I going to put effort into a wedding so much effort would i do it for halloween dude one of my neighbors you saw it but every holiday she like goes all out oh yeah yeah like all the inflatables and yeah like saint patrick's day she has a giant inflatable fucking leprechaun and like all kinds of sparkly shit fourth of july christmas and then think about you have to have to store that shit in your fucking basement. That's what you do when you're old because once you realize you're going to die in a place,

it doesn't matter then. That would annoy me, though. I'm going to die surrounded by all this clutter. When we moved, dude, we had all our storage. We did some bad shit, though. Naughty boys. Naughty, spooky. Well, okay.

So we rented a truck just to take to the dump. And then we torched the truck in the alley and left it there. But, like, dude, I had, like, all my books from grad school just in boxes. I was like, I probably should. I was just like, I haven't opened these in two years. I'm never going to. Yeah. I threw away all my CDs, all my DVD. I was just like, I haven't opened these in two years. I'm never going to. Yeah. I threw away all my CDs, all my DVD.

I was just like, fuck it. Just get rid of stuff that you want. For some reason, you have a weird thing you hold on to. Because you spent money on it. It doesn't. It's not going to pay dividends now. It's over. It's never going to pay dividends.

But it's sort of just like, well, I spent money. I know. But I'm with you. I bet that felt great. So I threw it all the way. It felt amazing. I hate Claire, dude. Evan kept,

he was like, I just, I can't get rid of all these CDs. I'm going to go through it, see who, and I'm like, the effort that you have to put into it for the money,

you're going to, if you get $200, not worth it to me. Oh, dude, no way. Not worth, I was just like, just throw it away, dude. And he couldn't do it.

Like the amount of time, the hours versus the $200. Yeah, like a big box of CDs. And I was like, dude, I threw all my shit away. Fuck that. I'll never care about those CDs or those DVDs. I pay a dollar a month for Apple Music and have access to everything. Yeah, and moving books sucks.

I threw away all my books. Damn. Except for like a handful that I recently read. Yeah. All my books. Damn. That like, except for like a handful that I like recently read. Yeah. All my books. Those you can donate, but I understand like the dire kind of situation. Yeah, but we were moving. I was like, fuck this.

Once you're moving, all's good. Everything must go. Yeah. But then after we moved, we realized we still had a bunch of shit we didn't need or want. Yeah. So we just left that shit in the basement of our house. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I've done that once. I'm like, and it's not worth it to get down here. That was just our go-to move. And because this woman hadn't set foot in her home. Evan has never seen the landlord. He lived there for four years, dude. Wow. She doesn't even know what was down there before.

She didn't know me and Eric lived there. Right. Two people moved out. Right, right. She's like, I don't know know i'm just getting my money so yeah so we just like everything we didn't want that we were like fuck we're not renting a truck to go to the dump again we just yeah left we left a fucking uh uh uh uh what's that thing that mattresses sit on like a box spring a box spring down there like old comforter like yeah. Pots and pans we didn't want. It was fucking a desk.

Pretty much we left a whole apartment down there. Yeah, well, maybe people would move in and be like, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally. It's been so long she hasn't been there. She had to ask Evan what the door code was. Damn. To get in her own house that she owns.

That's crazy. Yeah, and the place is falling apart and we put it up for rent like a week after we moved into this place. Yeah, dude, we pay two grand for this place and it's insanely nice. Yeah, she put that place up for 18 25. That's insane. Yeah,

it's yeah, since yeah, without like cleaning in or anything like a deep 25. That's insane. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Without like cleaning in or anything like a deep. Yeah. We just vacuumed it, dude. Right. But typically when people move out, you pay a cleaning service.

Dude, that place is literally falling apart. Like she has to gut it and start over. Dang, son. Well, yeah. Like when we move the piano into the basement of my house i'm like well it's gonna stay there i know you know it's funny uh my friend steve yeah and uh and evan said this too it was like i can't believe we move this fucking piano and it's just sitting in his basement well you know yeah i'm not gonna throw it away you know but move it like and then like uh i only

have one set of like i just don't like clutter so like yeah me either dude i threw away so many clothes i only have one set of bedding yeah i yeah like it just feels so good to have nothing it does it's nice to just be streamlined yeah like this is this shit like i only have like two pairs of pants yeah i i literally have two pairs of pants that i wear right i wear the same jeans every day until they get a hole in it and i buy another pair yeah i tell you it's those broads who are messy i know karen oh her shoes dude i know and it's so weird because then you start sounding like these you know when you first start doing comedy and you like hate women

are different well you hate yeah the the comics that like they're all like these older white dudes who talk about like women and stereotype and we're like oh yeah but so much of it is true yeah i mean both ways yes the same types of guys and the same but i thought but it's always i thought growing up like it's all it was always portrayed especially in like commercials where it's like the the guys like the dumb one all right well i guess i'll vacuum and then like he plugs in like a plunger to the wall he's like what did i do and they're like women are like oh you're so dumb yeah i'm like yo i'm so much cleaner than most women i've met like god damn like most chicks are just like i'll just leave this shit here like yeah pick that shit up that's all that's so funny all of my dude friends and it's like you clean like while you cook right like oh dude you have to of course i'm like yeah it's the way to do it right

like yeah yeah like as you're going you know clean the pan put that in there like i love eating and then knowing that like i don't have a lot of cleanup yeah maybe like one pan yeah but then you know it is very nice though for karen to cook but then i'll just go in the kitchen like god damn look at this shit i just get perturbed by seeing i do too like stuff piling i'm like uh because i won't be able to enjoy the meal yes knowing you have to clean that there's a task at hand yeah man that's why you saying like evan cleaned while he was drunk and i was like great yeah that's a good move yeah really even when i was when it was the party at my place, it wasn't even my party, but I would help clean. I was just thinking, this is going to be a fucking bitch to clean. Right.

Which sucks to go to bed and then wake up like that. Yeah. We had Karen's birthday party. It was great because it was just in the middle of the day. Yeah. Eric was there. So he just got a little day, he just got like a little like day boozy, but not really like drunk.

And then at the end of the party, everybody is like getting older as well and they're not like wasted. So it's like, oh, can we help? Like Lauren's husband, John, who I love, he's great. He got me underwear for my birthday. Me undies. We need them to sponsor our show.

Anybody could sponsor us. Anybody? Anybody at all all right whatever we'll plug your shit hey it's cool um there's a guy uh actually i saw yesterday just uh what is that side note um get that japanese rice cook only american rice yeah dude which we call french fries you piece of shit boom all right uh this dude john moffitt who used to play in the nfl me and alex interviewed him on this show like years ago oh wow like he played for the seahawks and the broncos yeah and uh um he popped up in my feed because we're friends

on facebook and he's like this weird racist alt-right guy now and i was like oh boy you forget that about athletes a lot of them grew up in the south well and i think it's like concussions to probably like influence that a little bit as well because like they you tend to get like darker and like more aggressive you know interesting but it's posts where it's like what i'm saying is that white people can say they're beautiful and wonderful too and you can praise white people it's like okay good point i guess but but then it keeps going yeah it always starts there it's like well if you want to talk about equality and it's like and then it was like obama and hillary's stuff oh boy and all these fucking yeah like the stuff about like the pipe bombs being a false flag and i'm like okay

yeah it's so funny like uh a guy who taught me ethics in college made a status i was like i wouldn't be surprised if this was a uh like a false flag false flag and a thing that the democrats are doing to get a hold of um yeah you know the senate and uh house and and it's just so funny because he's like it just doesn't make sense like this that a national white nationalist or whatever conservative would do this because the GOP is pretty much going to hold the Senate. I'm like, okay, if that is true, you're bringing logic and rationality.

Yeah, he's a crazy person. He's a crazy person. Did you see his van? Yeah. Fox News blurred those images. Really? Isn't that fucking insane? Not really.

I mean, it makes sense sense and then i thought it was funny to the fbi tried to cover it up with a tarp yeah and then when it was driving down the road it was just like flapping in the wind you could just see it anyway it's like a bad snl sketch yeah yeah and you see it did you see the guy yeah he's like a stripper he was a male stripper right was he i think that came out today i saw yeah who's on steroids i think yeah i was gonna say the pictures i saw of him is like he looks like that guy you went to high school with that you forgot your facebook friend yes and then he pops up in your feed he's like i make 250 a week dm me and ask me how like yeah you're like what your life sucks but yeah of course he's the one he's like fucking fucking Hillary. Yeah. Fucking Robert De Niro. And then this, dude, this synagogue guy, he's also a nationalist.

Sure. But it's funny, too, because Trump ran on this platform. Yeah. He's going to protect Americans from colored people. Yeah. And now it's like all the mass shootings. They were always that way. It's always white people.

Yeah. It's just like, how do you just not see this? It's fucking crazy and also like saying that the caravan is through the work of the democrats it's like okay so the democrats couldn't win the house the senate or the presidency but they could make a caravan of people that starts in honduras yeah they could orchestrate that and then have that drive up through mexico the whole reason they're doing it is they're trying to get here before it gets way harder to get here. Yeah.

It's the rhetoric that's driving them here, and they're escaping violence. They're not trying to sneak in. They want asylum from violence and terrible conditions. Some guy that I grew up with, or he's this older dude. Trump's like, not on my watch, Tom Brady. What? Tom Brady. This white guy grew he's very nice but he's like i didn't know how many conservatives i grew up around yeah quasi racist yeah yeah like they you know they wouldn't say they're racist but they have these views that are just like okay right where it would just pop out where it's

like well that's what you get with those type of people yeah what and uh he posts the weirdest shit on my wall all the time now on your wall yeah like he'll post like all these dirty jokes and stuff and i'm like what are you doing dude and so uh but he posted this video of like um it was like uh why people should come here legally and it was just a bunch of like you know uh muslims and hispanic people and africans who went through the process legally yeah it's like okay that's cool but i don't know some people are fucking getting murdered yeah and they want to escape that and uh and like it's just so easy when you're on the good side of the hill or like though you know what i mean like when you're on like the greener side of whatever you're just like hey man you gotta it's like you didn't do

anything to get here two stupid people fucked and now you're here so who cares yeah like you won the lottery essentially you're like hey you should win the lottery too pal i know uh yeah and even when they're like no we're trying to seek asylum. Like, yeah, right. You're a terrorist. Out of here. It's like, what? Also, that's the plan. ISIS is going to join a fucking caravan of just migrants that are living like hand to mouth. Dude. For like two months. And then so I posted some joke where I was making fun of like the like white women hijacking the Me Too movement. Because that movement was started

by a black woman for black women and uh and so i said something about like white women stealing me too like elvis presley stole rock and roll yeah rock and roll and blues and uh and like how it's ironic that they're telling white men to check their privilege. Yeah. And so he commented, what privilege? You mean the privilege? My dad worked his ass off to get me. And I'm like, all right,

man. Yeah. What am I going to say to that guy? Yeah. There's nothing. Nothing. Nothing. And it's also,

it's like both things can be true. It's like, yes, we're not saying that you don't have to work for anything. It's like, yeah, because I mean, even me,

I work for all my shit. Yeah. But I do understand that if I'm driving, like, and a cop's not going to eye me up, yes, we're not saying that you don't have to work for anything. It's like, yeah, because, I mean, even me, I work for all my shit. But I do understand that if I'm driving, like, and a cop's not going to eye me up, like, intently. So maybe the word should be advantage or something, but. Yeah. Where it's, yeah, I don't know. It doesn't matter. Yeah.

Dude. But, yeah, went to, you know, I went to vote today. Nice. Oh, yeah. Did you wait a long? Yeah. It was a long line. Wow.

That's crazy. You know, people did say that these are the busiest. These will be the busiest days for early voting. We also went at like 1215, 1230. But yeah, no, there were a ton of people there. Oh, I guess I have to vote in the county because I haven't changed my address. So that sucks. Yeah.

Well, you can early voting until Thursday.ursday thursday yeah i'm gonna do it i get off early enough i just got lazy yeah and uh uh i mean whatever we're gonna lose jealous is gonna lose yeah but he's 20 points behind you gotta vote for everybody else i know i know i will i will yeah it's weird yeah jealous didn't really make much of a dent like at all. No, he sucks. He's not a good candidate. People, he just says shit. Yeah.

And people aren't stupid. People aren't going to vote for him because Hogan actually, he isn't that terrible of a Republican. He's like a conservative Democrat. Exactly. But he plays to his audience because he's in Maryland. What he did with the red line really he's in maryland what he did with the red line really pisses me off what do you do with the red lines bad i mean he's also here he

uh he didn't raise state workers for a like give them a race for a long time he prevented it so i mean he's not good what's why but he's not as terrible as people on our news feeds yeah he's not like a blood red republican yeah and our taxes our taxes would go up if Jealous won, which I'm not, I don't care personally, but a lot of people do. That thing that got Hogan elected was, what's his name? O'Malley had that like rain tax or whatever,

but it turned out to be like 0.05%. I know, but people are retarded. And it's basically to save the Chesapeake Bay. And they're like, get out of my wallet, you democrats. Dude, did you see that Ford is going to do massive layoffs because they lost a billion dollars with the Trump tariffs? Yeah, it makes sense. We elected the dumbest person on planet. The most out of touch, old crazy man's in charge. And then a lot of local crab companies or seafood companies,

they would hire their crab pickers on the eastern shore. They would hire them from Mexico. And ever since they tightened up on work visas here, they've been losing an insane amount of money. I bet. up on like work visas here uh they've been losing an insane amount of money i bet and they tried to even raise um the pay for them so they can get uh american work and they just don't want those jobs yeah because i'm sure it's still not enough like we'll pay you 15 an hour it's two of the biggest companies here like well we're just gonna move our operation to mexico they have crabs too and

it just doesn't make sense yeah in the gulf of mexico yeah wow fucking crazy yeah of course but yeah you just talk all that shit or it's like america first like all right really i know okay i know but isn't it shitty like we have to mistreat people to keep the things we want that company too it's like you could raise it to a decent thing it's like so you make i don't know 0.8 million dollars instead of 1.2 million dollars this year it's like just give them a decent wage like what about like apple like uh they could do that too you think so yes i mean yes they could but they won't they have a trillion dollars their company was in the u.s yeah phones are phones already cost a thousand dollars what would phones cost if they were companies in the if they i don't know even if they cost like two i think people would still

get them you still pay the 30 bucks a month yeah and it's also i mean i think they're making enough money they have a trillion dollars literally i know that's fucking nuts dude and they got they just got sued do you you see that? No. Who's the other second biggest phone? Samsung. They got sued because they... I think the federal government, the FCC, sued them because they were slowing down old phones on purpose. Yeah, it's obvious.

It's fucking crazy. Anytime you get an update, you're like, God, my phone's fucking up since I got that update. That's why I haven't updated my phone. And that's what happens. and they do it on purpose and they're like well i got so good new one i know dude speaking of dummies when we were in line there's a guy behind us and uh he was just like yeah oh shit i gotta go shit uh but he's like uh he's like yeah i know my daughter telling me she's saying don't vote for hogan but

i don't know. I like what he does with taxes. That Democrat. Yeah. He keeps his hand in my wallet. No, he doesn't. And also, like, Hogan's tax cuts ain't helping you, man. People are dumb.

It's so weird that that's just easy propaganda. Yeah. Democrats will tax you. It's like, okay. All right. But not, like, enough to really hurt you. And they'll also get you benefits. Yeah.

And they'll also get you health care. Maybe we should save the Chesapeake Bay. And they're like, I don't know about that. I don't think so. Bays for gays, dude. Hell yeah. Yeah, dude. Go out on that high note.

So go vote, you dummies. All right, plugs. Plug, plug, plug. Plugs. November 1st. This Thursday. Jen and Jokes, Joe Squared. I don't know, whatever. November 2nd, Lebanese Bistro.

I think I'm headlining, featuring. I'm doing something. I don't know if it's a showcase, but I'm there. I know. I'll have shirts. Nice. That's it. Nice.

Let's see. I will be doing... What's coming up next? This Thursday, I'll be doing showcases in D.C. at the D.C. Draft House and at Beer Baron slash D.C. Comedy Loft in the basement. I think both of those are free or pretty cheap. What are you doing?

So I'm doing Three Guys Honest, doing a showcase now on Thursdays. So I'm doing that at the Draft House and then Martin's Workout Room on Thursday night. you guys on it's doing a showcase now on thursdays so i'm doing that at the draft house martin's workout room on thursday night so i'll be at that at the loft on thursday that's the first and then let's see here in here in baltimore on the 15th i'll be headlining long live laughter at the wind-up space and and the 23rd and 24th i'll be at mcgoobies with uh joe madderese oh that'll be a good one i'm gonna come to that yeah Yeah. Yeah, he's a funny dude.

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