The Digression Sessions - Ep. 282 - Josh & Umar Micro Pod

Episode Date: March 25, 2019

Hola Digheads, on this week's episode, Josh and Umar battle a dead recorder and a recording mishap, but they forge ahead to record a quick cast. DM us if you want to see a live cast! Don't forget Umar released his special! Check it out -> HERE! And Josh's band, Tremendous Athlete, released a new ep entitled Progress! It's available wherever you stream music! Bandcamp link -> HERE!  Follow the podcast and Josh Kuderna and Umar Khan, on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! Josh - @JoshKuderna on Twitter and @JoshKuderna on Instagram The Pod - @DigSeshPod on Twitter The Pod's Facebook page - Dig Sesh on Facebook Thanks for listening, all! Do the pod a favor and rate and review the pod on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, Laughable, Stitcher, & Spotify plz!

Tage Network. That's a Gotti. Is that thing not working? No, it's definitely working. It's definitely recording. It's just the charger got bumped out. Alright, people. Well, you're either listening to a very truncated podcast or there was a break there. Yeah, we were recording for...

Like 20 to 30 minutes. Yeah, and then we looked over and it wasn't recorded. So, yeah, what happened was the adapter, the power source got bumped out of the wall. Oh, shit. How close are... You're good now. You're good now. You're good now. I'm going to keep an eye on this.

So, yeah, we're very professional podcasters. God damn it. I should sit on the other side because I don't want this vent. I don't want to fuck up the vent. Just scoot out there. Scoot out a little bit. Or, yeah, switch the side. Whatever you want to do.

Let's do that. Yeah, all right. All right. Well, hello, everybody. Welcome back to our very professional podcast. Yes. whatever you want to do whatever you want to do let's do that yeah all right all right well hello everybody welcome back to our very professional podcast yes um yeah we were talking about possibly doing a live podcast at some point and we were saying uh dm us if because i sometimes you're just like who's listening what yeah what are we doing and then i saw other you know people will ever every now and then reach out to us we should create an instagram page you think just for the pod yeah yeah okay i don't know what we'd

put on their pictures of us with pictures of us i got a good picture of boo uh looking like he was podcasting nice people eat that up or just something because i feel like people aren't on facebook as much no no one fuck twitter's just if unless you're super famous it's insane i feel like people aren't on facebook as much no no one fuck twitter's just if unless you're super famous it's insane i feel like yeah unless you already have like 10 000 followers or more nobody's really fucking with you instagram is kind of where it's at yeah so dm us and tell us if we did a live podcast if you would come or if you listen what you like about the podcast what you hate but yeah i think we should just do it anyway yeah do a live show like facebook message yeah so the plan would be to do try it anyway yeah do a live show like facebook message yeah so

the plan would be to do try to maybe do like a live show maybe once a month or every other month yeah they get like a little event thing do some stand-up maybe do weird shit like have like i don't know like weird people on yeah characters i don't care i know a great magician dude really yeah i don't know if magic would be great for an audio podcast. Oh, that would just be for the show part of the show. Oh, to open. Yeah. That would be interesting.

That would be fun. Yeah. But if we had a magician on, we're just like, no. Yeah, we're like, oh. Magnets. Like we can claim to have David Blaine on right now. That's true, yeah. David, you wild.

Ooh. Oh, my man just threw up a snake that's crazy yeah no we should make a yeah we'll make an instagram for the pod and then i'm gonna make an instagram for my dog and just achieve peak white person nice imagine if i had an instagram for my for myself my band my podcast and my dog that's terrible yeah kill myself right you do the bands pod the instagram yeah pretty much yeah yeah everybody has the password and stuff but i pretty much just yeah i had a feeling yeah it's a lot to post it sucks it's stupid it's so stupid that's all being a performer is now it's like

selling yourself online all the time like i'm doing stuff do you want to get better at do you want to yeah tell us guys what do you want yeah we would do that. So, yeah, we were just recapping. Oh, yeah. But, yeah, reach out. I think we're going to rent out, like, the Baltimore Arena. Oh, yeah. Do you go down and fucking chicken box down there? Roll Farms?

I'll perform just for a chicken and watches. If we booked Tom Myers, we'd sell that place out. That would be incredible. One night only. Dig Sash with guest Tom Myers. I'm going to go see him tomorrow oh that's right he's here in the city that's right but oh so yeah reach out i'm at josh kaderna on all platforms umar khan 821 it's my birthday not a blink 182 thing yeah that's just kismet right

there yeah but yeah man uh so yeah umar's got a role and uh soon but we're just gonna recap kind of like yeah you can what i feel like i just talked about my week but how was uh mcgoobies at eric mcgoobies was so fun and eric griffin is so good for those uh maybe not as familiar he played montez on workaholics and then he was in the just like their weird co-worker who is every now and then the brownish looking guy black brown whatever he is yeah he has a good joke where he uh he says the n-word and he's like this is a part of the show you guys are like is he allowed to say he was so good man like crowd work he could do like crazy sound effects his bits he was just awesome that's great and like one of the most friendly dudes nice he was he was so cool just down to earth and uh it was before i think maybe the last

show on saturday um i got off stage and i was like i was like dude you're gonna have fun he's like this is a nightmare who cares he said that yeah why just because like he was just joking around it's like dude who cares it is it was great it is so funny like when it is like at that level like they do care a lot like almost every headliner cares but like uh just like like the nonchalantness of it all sometimes or just like yeah you forget like they're getting paid like thousands of dollars yeah this weekend and they're just like oh whatever well yeah it's just different it's like if uh we're doing like a open mic in like or not even open mic but it's like hey we're gonna pay you 100 bucks to do gambrels maryland you're like who gives a shit okay he's like if i bomb no one here matters yeah he's like

i'm a regular at the comedy store yeah you understand i'm fine yeah exactly but he did great i mean just like riffing with people Like for some reason all weekend they were sitting, black people stage left at the table. Wow, okay. And then, so that was the last show. And then on stage right was like a table of like all white dudes with like shaved heads that are a little older. And so he's talking to those guys.

And then he's like, why is this like, he's like, this looks like a terrible episode of like Family feud over here it's like the jacksons versus the o'malley's and it just killed he was great man he was he was so funny one chick was uh like kind of chat like chatty like kept kind of like going at him he's like you're gonna lose you know that right yeah you should just stop. I saw like somebody said something about a bachelorette party. Did you have to deal with a bachelorette party? Yeah, yeah.

So it was an older gal. It was her third marriage, by the way. It's like, you still do a bachelorette party for that? And you found this out on stage? I didn't find out it was her third. Eric did. Oh, okay. But she was wearing like... I was doing like dating material. How old do you say she was?

40s for sure. 40s, wow. And that's kind of young to be your third marriage. Maybe 50s. Even 50. It was tough to tell. It's like you're either like a good 52 or a hard 43. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So, but I had fun with it. Like I messed around. Like they were doing the heckling thing where they were just like we're a part of it so it's like all right i'll engage and she was wearing like a big dick like pendant basically and it's like is that a dick on your shoulder and she's like yeah you want to hold it and i was like well i'm trying to do something but yeah so then like i riffed around with her and i had it and then i like went to the front

row i was like sir do you mind if I stir your drink with this? And we joked around and blah, blah. And then they just kind of kept talking. And just at one point, I was like, you got to shut up. Please. So it only got weird for a second. But other than that, the show was so fun. But it's that thing where it's like, I knew people in the back couldn't really hear it.

But it was just annoying because she just kept talking. It's like, hey, you got to stop. And then she was like, but she it's like hey you gotta stop and then she was like but she said something that's like i don't care what she said yeah yeah so yeah it wasn't it wasn't terrible it was overall i mean the weekend was so fun man like the the audiences were great there was one dude that was wearing a tennessee titans hat that was like bedazzled it was like this big black dude so i was like why are you wearing that yeah that used to be a thing when i was like in middle early high school like bedazzled it was like this big black dude so i was like why are you wearing that yeah that used to be a thing when i was like in middle early high school like bedazzled hats dude there was like bedazzled phone cover remember and everyone get like spray painted shirts and all that bullshit was that kind of like it was like that was huge like grown like white was all like

white trash and yeah yeah like ghetto people had it but right it used to be an acceptable form of whatever that was right right exactly yeah it's like the toughest dudes that love mma like their jeans have like diamonds on yeah like okay like yeah i bedazzle my t-shirt i'm a tough guy you know it's so funny we're like all, we got to be more positive on this podcast. And right now I am so mad about that. We lost all that audio. I hope it's there. But yeah, I just checked the SD card. I'm so sorry.

It's all nice. Not your fault. But man, we weaved a tail. We did. I'm so mad. Let's recap the Kyle Kane. Am I going to give it just what time is it? It is 6.05.

All right. It's so hard. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Yeah time is it? It is 6.05. All right. It's so hard. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Yeah. It's just like my jokes. I've been doing it for 10 years. All right.

So the other day, I did a show with Kyle Kinane. Yeah, I did a show for this guy, Dave Stone, who has a podcast with Kyle Kinane. Yeah. with kyle canane and yeah um kyle like kyle's like you know like to put in context he is like he's like a big comic and like like we said to put in context he sold out the 930 club you know and uh so that is the last venue he did around here and right he has comedy central specials tons of albums netflix special yeah he. He's been on Fallon. He's really, really good. Netflix, love.

One of the best in the game right now. And so then Dave Stone and Kyle, I didn't know they were on tour. So a week before, Dave's like, I'm checking in about how the number's doing, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, oh, by the way, can't make this public but kyle might do a set and i'm like oh that would be tight yeah like yes i won't tell anybody which it sucks you can't tell because if we did it would sell out in a heartbeat probably yeah and um yeah you'd be like should we do two shows well yeah exactly and i'm like oh boy uh yeah so uh day of the show like the night before the show the tickets sales not great right so i emailed my list and uh 40 people were like we're gonna come

and i'm like okay yeah it was like i said for free and i dropped kyle's name right and his credit so right some people were just like oh my god he's like my favorite comic and i'm like all right cool yeah if you're a fan of comedy then you are a fan of kyle canane exactly and um like somebody was like how is this possible kyle canane for free and i was like well you can give me money if you want i didn't say there was a law against paying me money yeah you can't i should have passed on a hat or something oh man, man. But then everyone in the audience who did pay, it was like a $15 ticket. You should do that and write Patreon on the hat. Yeah. Like if you can contribute to my Patreon.

Yeah. Like literally passing the hat. So. Isn't that funny that that's just normalized now? Like just pay for my shit. Oh, yeah. It's pretty dumb. Yeah.

So then like email the list. People are pumped. Day of the show. Right before I'm leaving, I get a text from Dave Stone who's headlining the show. He's like, hey, man, me and Kyle have just been doing like we've been on the road for a while. We just did 10 shows straight in a row. Kyle doesn't feel like performing tonight. He's like, I'm going to try to convince him, but I don't know.

And I'm like, what the fuck? And also, at this point, I'm like, I'm literally leaving to drive to Joe's Square. To set the show up. Yeah, it's all set up. But this is 10 minutes before the door. Oh, gotcha. That's how close it is. It's not at like 6 o'clock. It's at 7.50 I get this text.

Right. So you're like almost break your phone in your hand. You're like, cool, man. No problem. You have to act cool. No worries. I'm like, oh, good, man. I totally get it. Is that blood leaking out of your nose? No, it's cool, dude. It's totally cool.

I didn't even want him to report. You did? That's weird. Oh, that's crazy. Why would I want a guy who's been on TV a bunch of times on my show? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not even going to let him in. Get him out of here. He wants a day off.

Get out of here. He has to pay for everything. So people are coming in, and they're like, I hear them whispering. They're like, is Kyle really going to be here? I'm like, yeah, yeah. And so they come down. What if he just played like accordion or something? He's like, I just want to try one of my other passions. Yeah. And so they come down. What if he just played like accordion or something? He's like, I just want to try out one of my other passions.

Yeah. Well, it was funny because I even told him, I was like, if you guys want, like, it's not a great green room, but you can just stand in like this area where like no one else will see you. And they're like, yeah, we're cool. So we all just chilled at a table in the back. Right. And people are like, you know, these are podcasts and nerds. And comedy fans. And comedy nerds and fans or

whatever yeah and so they're like they're just like i can see people looking at kyle then looking at each other like oh my god oh my god right you can see like the wheels turning yeah yeah because you look and they're like is that him that is him oh my god i've never been at a show at joe square where people want to take pictures before the show. Yeah. And I think in the future, I'm just going to be like, we'll do it after. But then I'm like, I don't know. Maybe it just makes everything quicker. They'll just leave right afterwards.

I don't know. But it just feels weird, and I don't want them to be bothered. Well, people are excited. They're like, oh, shit. Yeah. Now's my chance. And then, yeah, I shouldn't do that because then I'm going to get up on stage and be like, wait, that's the guy who didn't let us have fun and you're like no let's all have fun yeah i'm like all right i have jokes like like fuck you dude we wanted to meet our hero and you said no yeah why so you

could eat pizza because they wanted to drink and settle in and eat no for sure but uh that's your whole thing like you don't get it guys what these are good. I know you're mad at me. Put yourselves in their shoes. Come on, please. So anyway, everyone's taking pictures and I'm freaking out. I'm like, oh, my God. Like, it's like, yeah, people are going to like Kyle's not going to perform. And then I'm going to send an apology email because I don't want to be that promoter that

like, you know, there's all these promoters all the time, like super secret guest. And it's fucking it's me or it's you. Right that's a secret right well that's a good show but no but yeah it's like like you guys ready for your special guest yeah man this guy's killing it guys give it for umar khan why why would you do that to me and them right it's like a um like in new york like those stereotypical barkers that are like, oh, man, we have drop-ins from Dave Chappelle, Jeff Ross, Dave Attell, Richard Pryor is going to be in there. And you're like, what? Okay.

So like everyone. Oh, real quick. The host this weekend is Tyler Dark. He introduced Eric Griffin. He's like trying to do like that ramp up thing at one show. He's like, he's a legend in comedy eric griffin it's like i had to pull him aside i was like dude you can't raise the bar that high you know legend and he's like i know i just meant like to me i like him a lot i'm like i know but like yeah it's not it's not

fair to the headliner no like you are setting the bar way too high right now no no one likes that legend in comedy some people don't even want you to give their credits yeah like kyle canane he didn't oh so yeah um so i'm getting nervous because like and most people are there for kyle canane yes like uh and they're they want to take pictures with when they're taking pictures with kyle and dave it's because they want to take a picture with kyle yeah you know and so uh like hey uh uh crop you i Dave, it's because they want to take a picture with Kyle. Yeah. You know? And so, like, hey, crop you out. I mean, Dave, do you want to get the picture too? I know I just said I'm going to crop you out, but I did mean to say that.

And, hey, guy, we just gave compliments for opening for Kyle at 930 Club. Can you take the picture? And I'm like, okay. You were really good opening. You know what else you'd be good at? Taking a picture. Yeah. So, I took took like like 10 pictures

for people before the show started which was weird and then yeah so then like all these people are coming up to kyle and i'm just like oh my god this is gonna suck and so i like told kyle's like hey man if people come up to you after the show and they're like hey why didn't you perform it's like i sent them an email i didn't know you didn't want to perform i was in the impression you were fine you wanted to yeah and we just won't promote it and he was like all right let me let me ask dave and so and then it worked out which is cool because he didn't want to overshadow his buddy exactly kyle was just like i this is dave's night he's headlining he was the one on the flyer it's yeah yeah it was funny because i was texting ramin about it i texted ramin a picture of kyle

on stage he's like he's not closing out i'm'm like, no. He's like, oof. I'm like, yeah, it's fine. But dude, Dave crushed. That's awesome. He did great. He did an hour and 10. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, Kyle wouldn't do that or be fucking with that dude if he didn't think

he could stand on his own. Exactly. And Kyle, dude, Kyle did 12 minutes. It was top to bottom, just a crusher. Like, just crushing, crushing, crushing. He's so good it was so good tell the i don't know if we got it on the other recording but tell the acoustic guitar oh yeah yeah so like just like he's so fun like he gets on stage and like one of the first things

he's like i didn't know like how this set like like how the set was gonna go or whatever and then uh he's like then i saw a guy walk in the bar with an acoustic guitar and i'd much rather see a guy walk in with an ar-15 and just blast us all then to see a guy with an acoustic guitar anywhere that's so funny it was so good you see a guy walk in with like a guitar case you're like oh no yeah so he has an ar-15 case he was like so fuck night. It can go any which way. That's awesome. Yeah. He killed.

Dave killed. Marianne did great. It was a good. Marianne from 98 Rock. 98 Rock. Yeah. And it was nice. Karen was like, yeah, it was nice. You were actually relaxed on stage.

And I just did my jokes. Awesome. And I did a little bit of riffing. Yeah. But I did my jokes. And most of them haven't heard them oh great because uh yeah they're most it was mostly new people perfect and um which is yeah it was great that's a good sign for the show too man you got your regulars

plus new people yeah that's fucking great so it was fun awesome man yeah i'm sorry i missed it i uh yeah i blanked on that just because I had tons of other shows and stuff. I think you had something that night. I was supposed to have band practice, and then it got canceled. And then Karen was like, well, do you want to go to trampoline class? I was like, sure. And then you were texting me. I was like, ah, fuck, I forgot about it.

Yeah. We could have podcasted with them too, but i didn't work it out earlier because they were in town all day really yeah i i feel weird about asking people now i i don't think i'm gonna ask people anymore yeah i i was gonna ask eric griffin yeah i don't know i i was thinking about that i felt they don't like it yeah i asked joe list i sent him the message yeah ignored it yeah and then i was just like... Via the gram, you asked him? Yeah.

So it has this scene. I'm stressing all day because I'm like, well, I'm going to see this guy later. I know. And then I felt... I was like, I apologized to him. And I was like, and he's like, oh, I meant to write back. It's fine. I'll do it next time I'm in town.

I'm like, it's not going to do it. I think, yeah, if you catch him in the right mood, because especially atcgoobies they're at the holiday inn usually right around the corner so it's like what else are they doing you know yeah but uh eric and um are my roommate eric glazer and his podcast partner jimmy whatever greek ass name uh that's actually how you pronounce it yeah they get a lot of people from mcgoobies yeah i mean that's so that's the how you pronounce it yeah they get a lot of people from a goobies yeah i mean that's so that's the thing you just reach out like it feels i think you just gotta be consistent it just feels what but you know what's easier for them because they're not in a show with them yes that's what i'm saying so like and then i don't know this is me being up in my head about

well it's like well i'm featuring so i feel like i don't like you know what i mean i don't know it's weird i felt like when i was hosting it's like more of a low status thing and not to say that like featuring is like king shit but it's like i don't know it feels weird it's gotta be like you gotta act like you've been there before kind of right like uh i honestly a lot of times like i like uh a lot of times like like uh i don't ask for pictures like even with like like but i did the last couple i was like fuck it you just got to get over that in your head i think at the end i like taking pics at the end of the weekend where it's like we did it that's like a fun yeah it's a fun thing to have there's been a couple times where i wish i had but like with kyle canada at 9 30 club

i didn't and i was like oh fuck yeah and so i made sure to do it at joe squared and but that was mostly just for promotional purposes just to be like like, oh, you never know who comes. Right. Yeah. Which is smart. Absolutely. But yeah, then we got to do the same thing for us too. Like, hey, we're doing stuff.

Look. I know. I know. Which is a weird thing in itself too. But yeah, we'll do a live one. Fuck it. We'll do it live. We'll do it live.

All right. All right. All right, everybody. Sorry about the quick pod, but we will be back on Monday with a hot one. I promise. Yeah, I promise. I think Eric DeDorian.

Yeah, we're going to try to get him in the mix. He just did. Oh, I can't do it Saturday. Okay. I'm doing Habitat for Humanity. Oh, I did a little charity work the other day myself. What did you do? I bought some clothes for underprivileged youth.

Nice. And I was jealous of this kid's clothes wow i went to old navy they got some cool clothes for little kids oh yeah yeah i got a little like uh um i don't know he was a six nice size six i don't know they give you everything yeah yeah yeah and like what they're looking for so karen did it through her mom's work which i think it's like the charity arm of it. So, but yeah, I got him this cool ass shirt that is, it's like a button up that's like nice collared button up

and then it has a pattern on it. Nice. And it was bicycles, like a bunch of bicycles, but the wheels were made out of pizza. Nice. And some of them had slices missing and I was like, that's cool as hell. That's pretty tight.

You should throw a Diggs ass shirt on. They shrink's pretty tight. You should throw a Dig Set shirt on. They shrink up pretty good. You know what? You're under... I'm going to send this kid out a windbreaker. You should. That'd be so funny. We should just have all little kids in Baltimore just wearing digressants.

That would be incredible. We would get in so much trouble. Sure. But yeah, it's like when they make two different Super Bowl champion shirts. Yeah. But no, and then I got this kid a a little t-shirt that it has a pocket and had a shark coming out of the pocket. Oh, that's cute.

And then if you look in the pocket, you'd see the rest of the shark's body and what it ate. And it had like pizza and a donut in there. Yeah. I see a lot of kids dress real cute these days. Okay, we got to end the podcast. Oh my God.

Wow, I guess the secret's out of why we got rid of the last one. Yeah. I've seen a lot of cute kids. I just remember dressing like. Showing a lot of skin now that it's warm. Cute outfits. Cute outfits.

Like, just look real done up. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Take them out on a nice date. And I just remember being like six years old, elementary school. Like, I dress like garbage. Yeah. Like, my parents didn't buy me like cool. She looking oh yeah yeah i just wore i think i wore like just shitty

like t-shirts that basic stuff basic bullshit i think i wore gym shorts most of my life in in elementary school right right not like these beautiful kids you keep seeing now i see like all these kids they got like nice fucking like denim jeans with like cool shoes you had denim jeans sorry but like i mean like the stylish like oh okay you know like fitted you're seeing like like levi's dark blue jean i got jeans at coles they oh sure you know i was a bugle boy you know what i mean um it's all like the young canton oh like that like the this because i guess where we live i guess we went out to the county no we went to old navy in canton yeah but i'm saying if we went out of the county yeah yeah yeah kids probably sold i had decent shit i had

decent shit i was mostly a pack son kid so that was high school for me i was middle school into that yeah and then like got real metal for a little while yeah mine got mine got dark in the seventh eighth grade i started getting a bunch of slipknot stuff oh yeah that'd be tight dude i had a slipknot shirt for so long i had so many i don't want to make it a competition but let's go out on a high note i had a lot of slipknot t-shirts um yeah so yeah let's plug some stuff uh this week what do i have going on uh tuesday and wednesday is like open mic stuff um thursday i have speechless at the draft house at seven o'clock that's that improvised powerpoint show then at 9 45 i'll be at the big hunt in dc uh

opening for remy yusuf along with shelllly Kim and Benji Himmelfarb. That should be a good one. Friday. Late Friday show? No, that's Thursday, 9.45. Wow, late Thursday. Yeah, it's a festival, dude. Underground Comedy Fest.

And then Friday, I'll be on Kent Island at the Kent Island Yacht Club, hosting for Donnie's. Donnie. Should be a weird time, but I'm going to get money and get a haircut, maybe get the car washed, make it a nice little day out of it.

Donnie's great. I love hanging with Donnie. Then Saturday, 7.30, me and Umar are auditioning for our futures in comedy at the JFL. Yeah, just for laughs. Just for laughs audition at the DC Improv in the lounge. Biggest comedy festival in the world.

In the goddamn world. All right. This week, March 27th is a Wednesday. I'm doing a showcase slash audition for Comedy Central's Clusterfest. It's a comedy festival in the Bay Area. Yeah, San Francisco. So if they pick you, you get to go to the Bay Area. So that's Big Hunt.

That would be cool um and then friday i'm opening for i'm hosting also for the dc comedy festival or underground comedy festival underground comedy festival oh boy i am can you give me my phone because i forgot the guy's name who i'm hosting for sure sure i'll i'll vamp for a little bit he's yeah dude uh i'll be honest i said that we deleted the last podcast because uh it got unplugged but oh kept talking about beautiful young boys and the clothes all right how lucky they are wednesday 27th big hunt i'm on the 8 p.m show that's the audition for comedy central's up next uh friday 7 p.m. at the D.C. Drafthouse for Underground Comedy Fest. I will be opening up for Felonious Monk.

Wait, where and what time? At the Drafthouse Comedy Theater in D.C. What time? Friday, 7 p.m. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Felonious Monk. He's funny. Yeah?

Yeah. Cool. He's funny. I've heard good things. Yeah. And then Saturday, like Josh said, I'm doing Just for Laughs audition at the DC Improv Lounge. Nice. What are you doing after the show?

I think we should run over to Comptown. Yeah, yeah. Did you get tickets yet? I'll just stop. All right. Do you want me to ask? You mean you can get in? I mean, no.

I mean, I'll buy a ticket. I'd feel bad asking for two tickets. All right. How much is it? I don't know. I didn't look. Maybe I'll buy a ticket. I'd feel bad asking for two tickets. All right. How much is it? I don't know. I didn't look. Maybe I'll buy one. Just like 20 bucks.

But the thing is, what if we don't make it in time? It starts at 10. Oh, because they're doing the stand up show first. Nice. I'm bummed we're going to miss the stand up show. Yeah, but I feel like that would have been better. Yeah. My buddy Mike saw Nick the other day.

He said it was really, really funny. Yeah. Dude, Nick is unreal. Yeah. Sorry was really, really funny. Yeah, dude. Nick is unreal. Yeah. Sorry for the truncated podcast, everybody, but we will get a new one out soon. And if you're jonesing for more hilarious Baltimore-based comedy, check out the Baltimore Voice podcast. I don't know who's on it, but I hear it's very good. And yeah, we're going to try to get a live show in the works, and then we'll be back next Monday.

So thank you guys for listening, and David Koechner, take us out. Dick Russian Sessions, coming to an end. Thank you.