The Digression Sessions - Ep. 298 - Josh & Umar!

Episode Date: September 12, 2019

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Tage Network. That's a Gotti. Hey everybody. Hey. Hey, hey. Josh here with my good friend, Umar Khan. Pow, pow, pow. What up everybody?

Sorry for the delay. I was in North Kakalaki visiting some family. Nice. Umar had some gas and he got rid of it. We're ready to go. We are. Just rolling. Yeah, hope you liked our episode with Kevin Titt and all the house talk. Oh my god, did we do a lot of house talk? Apparently.

I felt bad for Kevin. Yeah. Well, again, you we're we're doing well and this is uh we're yuppies what are you gonna do welcome to the yuppie cast we're gonna be talking about closing costs yeah we're gonna talk about adding a goddamn bathroom kitchen renovation seller help this is yeah this is what's up you know what i mean but dude i mean people want to hear us talk about buying home oh absolutely like that's why you get into podcasts. Yeah. It was like this morning when I listened to Bill Burr on Joe Rogan.

And the first two minutes, Joe Rogan was like, does your Jaguar have a CD player? Because mine doesn't. And I don't think my Tesla has one either. First two minutes. I'm pretty sure. In like the first five minutes for sure. I started watching that. I watched like a clip online and they started talking about Komodo dragons.

Uh-huh. And I love Komodo dragons. Really? And, you know, I like nature documentaries. So then I got... I didn't know you loved Komodo dragons. This is why I didn't... I was going to go for a run before the pod and then I got distracted.

I started watching this Komodo dragon documentary. Dude, these... There is a clip of them eating a deer alive like multiple clips because they can't kill a deer like right away but they can like fuck its legs up and it just lays there oh so they can catch it holy shit dude i mean they are ripping its flesh off i think that's the clip they play on rogan yes and i could faintly hear it in the background and it really just like yeah shook me to the core because it's just the deer just like yeah honestly that deer was not screaming nearly as much as i would i just

imagine this fucking thing like it was like pulling and pulling until the skin, like, ripped all the muscle, the skin. Well, that's the Grizzly Man documentary, too. Oh, yeah. Because when he gets ate, like, you think that, like, oh, the bear just killed him. Like, you think a bear just comes in and, like, bites his throat or something. No, they start, like, it came in and it started with his legs and just worked its way. It's, like, how we eat. Crazy.

We're just going to, like, like how we eat crazy we're just gonna like work our way the bears it's like ah this is weird food right now but whatever dude i mean yeah that is like one of my biggest fears is getting eaten by getting eaten by anything like dude i don't want to go like like i really want to do a uh a vacation where we like we do the national parks yeah but dude like running into a bobcat would fucking blow so i gotta show you the picture uh where i was staying in north carolina i was like yeah it's like oh mountains i was like yeah the ashville area would i but it was like an hour and a half from ashville actually so we're like out in the sticks yeah it was like an hour and a half from Asheville actually. So we're like out in the sticks. Yeah. It's like we were closer to Tennessee than we were like the outer banks

essentially. Where we were in Tennessee was a half hour away. Tennessee touches North Carolina. I know. That blew my mind too. I was like, yo, I'm so bad at geography.

I was just like, there's the East coast, a bunch of shit in the middle. I thought Tennessee was like all the way. I know. I know. I know. Yeah.

No. Like my uncle was like yeah i mean i think like a half hour that way is tennessee and then north carolina itself is like eight to ten hours like west huge i've done that drive but so my cousin stays like on a mountain essentially um so she rents a house from somebody that's sort of at the top of the hill and then throughout the the hill there's different little houses and stuff and she has a nice porch and she was just sitting out there the other morning and she looked over and like no shit like 50 feet away was a bobcat oh just sitting there just like what up does she have a dog no no dog yeah no dog but like said it

was just cool like didn't move or anything it was just sitting there like kind of like a dog of just like what up like holy fucking shit i never want to see a bobcat mountain lion oh my god like you're dead like and you can't run you can't turn your back on cats oh really that's because that's when they pounce so like uh like uh you can like youtube videos of like tigers doing that at zoos so if you go stand in front of a glass and turn your back they'll try to pounce at you god and if you turn around they stop yeah i don't know if a tiger will stop but most like cheetahs will they would stop for like a second yeah yo cheetahs are super skittish

we got close to them at the zoo like they were like actually like weird cats oh yeah um but yeah i have that fear too of like running outside i mean it would never happen because i don't think i'm ever gonna do it but i thought about going for a run while i was down there and i was like yo not worth it just be like running on the mountain and then like a mountain line just swats you like to them you're a big version of like a laser pointer to a small house cat they're like get it get it it's like no no thank you oh god dude trying to get a house cat have you ever been attacked by a house cat oh yeah they're brutal it is i'd much rather get attacked by a dog most house cats could kill you if they wanted to like you think so if they kept going and like tried to get your throat i think you could kill kill them, but it would hurt. It would fuck you up.

It would fuck you. You'd be fucked up. Dude, those claws are like fucking daggers. Dude, one of- They also eat your face when you die. I know. That's so gross. Yeah.

Oof. People love cats, though. I know. Well, dogs eat you. Dogs will eat you, right? I think it would take a while. Cats, I feel like when they get on your stomach when you're sleeping, they're like, I was going to eat your face. I think dogs would eat you, but the whole time they'd be upset about it.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do this. I'm sorry. Oh, no. It's 5.30, so I don't know. Also, I took a shit inside. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

After I eat your face, I'm going to hide under the couch. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. But yeah, dude, it was a good trip. Yeah, yeah how was your trip it was a good trip man we did whitewater rafting i saw that look was that your first time yeah i've never done it how was it it was a lot of fun it wasn't uh insane so it goes like from you know when you ski it's like blue or green blue and black diamond yeah um so rafting is a one to five for rivers and i'd say this was about like a two yeah there was just one like big fall at the end and the guy was like all right we're coming up on the fall if you fall out uh that's all right just make sure you lift your

legs up the rock is there so you kind of have to like lean back like you're doing a cannonball and but if we do it right you're gonna ask me was that it and then we did it right and that's kind of how it was and i was like are we good he's like yeah that was it but it was really cool that's awesome was it cold uh the water was a little cold but it was hot as shit i mean the sun was just hitting us for most of the time but we went like eight to ten miles holy how long did it take like an hour something like that maybe 45 it was a while it was a while so yeah you have to take a van like way up there they drop you off and then you come back down and then they pick you up did it go by it must have went by quick it went by pretty quick like if you're on you know you feel like your adrenaline's going yeah there were some really

calm parts too though yeah but then there's some parts it was like oh shit uh yeah but the dude he knew what he was doing we didn't have to do too much work it was nice yeah i is that does your cousin do that a lot or is it just like a special because you were down there a couple times my uncle said that was his first time doing it yeah it would be like a weird like sport that like you're into you know like how like i like running yeah it'd be weird to be like i could see so we passed a lot of people that were just kayaking like by themselves yeah i could see that that would be fun like if you're trying to go like fast and like really rip it up just so much commit i don't want to do anything that involves me getting eaten or commitment you know you have

to like gear up for oh my god like having to like pack a cooler sure i don't want to do anything where it involves coolers except for if it's a party and you need extra refrigeration space yo partying is my sport yeah i'll bring a cooler to that yeah i don't yeah you know i think i like the idea of going to a national park, but maybe I think it would be cool being there. I'm that way with any commitment. Once I'm on the way, I'm like, all right, cool. Oh, dude. Yeah.

Breaking. Dude. Canceling like shows. Sure. Is great. Calling out of work. Oh, real good. Because then before you call out of work, you just like, should I?

I'm going to go. And they're like, nah, I'm going to keep going back. You're brushing your teeth. Yeah. You have your pants on. pants on you're like all right i'm kind of like yeah yeah and then you're like i'm not gonna get fired am i yeah i'm like we're not even busy it's all right it's cool yeah no we uh we can just email too which is even nicer wow we did get a thing a few months ago just like uh so oh yeah i do that too sorry one of those general like emails of like um so just a reminder the policy is you do need to call in it's like whoa that's hilarious because it's just to suss out if you're actually sick or not but your boss can't call you out on it right they can't really say no they can't say no yeah yeah i mean legally

we can take leave if you have to leave you can use it whenever you want that was a weird interesting thing like when i first got my like real job after college yeah like uh because before that i always worked retail so you always had to like ask permission to do anything oh that wasn't your job it almost felt like you were in school oh yeah that really like if yeah if you don't have a career you have a job yeah it's just an extension of school oh yeah or if you're working in a restaurant and you want to take off on a friday they're like who's this asshole so i gotta cover your shift now like oh yeah you went off on saturday or like anytime i would be off like someone would call you would always get a phone call yeah they're like hey bro can you cover my shit and i would i was like the king of saying no so i would always be everyone's like dude you're my last

resort and i'm like no i'm good yeah yeah like oh man i need it yeah this is when i work like 15 hours a week sure yeah like dude no i need to i need some me time dude i gotta sit here and watch seventh heaven reruns i have to dog i have to, dog. I have to. Or you get that call. Because, you know, I never had a set schedule at a job. I was always like, all right, this week. Because they would make your schedule a week or two weeks in advance. You'd just be chilling.

You get that call like, hey, where are you? And you're like, oh, my God. Where am I? On my way to work? Yeah. I remember taking off for big things that everybody wanted to go to as a big deal, like the HF Festival. Yes.

It's like, look, you're all not going to go to the HF Festival. I'm like, fuck that. I'm going to the HF Festival. Well, so when I got my first real job, I didn't know that you can just leave for lunch, you know? Uh-huh. Or like... You're like, teacher, can I go for lunch you know or like um you're like teacher go go to lunch yeah like i would always ask my supervisor i'm like hey is it cool if i go to lunch hey i'm on the

side look man don't tell anybody but i'd really like to get lunch today and if that's cool i mean you don't got it yeah it's probably just gonna be a salad i don't know don't worry about and uh and uh what was the other thing that blew my mind? Oh, just like potty breaks. Yeah, just in the bathroom, I'm gone for like 40 minutes and no one cares or anything. My routine now, if I poop before I get to work, I am upset. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm holding it for sure. I'm like, I'm going to get paid to poop. You better believe it. Yeah. for sure i'm like i'm gonna get paid to poop you better believe it yeah it's a yeah and then like my job now this is why like the the best perk of having a degree like i think this is jamel's joke yes yeah where it was uh man when i saw him he said uh he said the only different like the only like difference between uh is like having a job where you need a degree in a job where you don't is you can show up

late and not get fired yeah or something like that but yeah you really do get so many perks oh my god you can show up late leave early yeah yeah even this with your boss just like yeah it's fun what are you gonna do you can just sit around for like two hours some days not that i do but you can not that i do yeah look it's not like i ran out to panera today yeah at three o'clock i didn't do that i'll tell you that right now i didn't order online go get it come back and then watch the bill burr special i'll tell you that right now oh did you watch it at work no no that would be crazy if you did what did you think if If I did say it at work, I bet I enjoyed it. Okay. It paired well with a Panera salad, I would guess.

Yeah. I would guess. Yeah. I used to... I would be scared to... Now, if I'm sick, I just send an email to my boss and I'm like, hey, I'm taking a sick day. Yeah.

Back then, I would write like three sentences. I'm like... And then it would be me asking if I can take off. It's like a Civil War letter. You're like, dearest Martha, I fear that I've come down with a sickness. Something fierce. The consumption has taken me. Yeah.

I regret to inform you in this email. I will not make it to work today. My sincerest apologies. Yeah. Yours truly, Umar2009. i will not make it to work with my sincerest apologies yeah yours truly umar 2009 and and then i used to call yeah and then my co because that's what i was always used to and my co-workers like dude you just send a fucking email yeah i'm like oh my god because you seem like a little kid at that point too yeah hi i'm not gonna make it to work well yeah dude fine yeah exactly they're like we no one gives a fuck right right yeah um but yeah dude the trip was uh trip was

really cool it was very uh very country like in the middle of like kind of nowhere how close were you to asheville were you in asheville no so it was like an hour and a half did you guys go uh well that's where the airport is so we went and got barbecue there the first night which was really good nice um good as shit man really good food down there and then we do a dry rub yeah yeah it was good i got some uh pulled pork that was really good like they don't do sauces right no they had sauce on the side yeah yeah it was like very similar to blue pit style got it like you had the barbecue sauces on the table the different kind um and then uh dude i

got a filet mignon fucking uh potatoes um that had cheese bacon and ranch on them yeah and then a side of roasted veggies it was a place that was like a converted house, a restaurant. It was so cool. Country prices? It was $26. Not bad. But here, that would be like double that. $40.

Yeah. Yeah. But it was so cool. The grill was outside. It felt like somebody was literally making you a home-cooked meal. Wow. They had sweet potato and corn chowder for an appetizer. And then I got a caramel apple pie with cream on it jesus christ the fact that you have abs i want to murder you

what do you ever say that all the time what do you my wife because like i'll eat like i had like chocolate almond just right and i'm like i'm like or like and then i'm like dude josh fucking eat a fried chicken sandwich. He's a motherfucker. He's a McDonald's. I haven't had a McDonald's since I was 16 years old. And I fucking run like 30 miles a week. I was at the airport on my way to Asheville, BWI.

I got McDonald's. We landed. They're like, are you hungry? I was like, yeah. God damn. I hit up Miles. I was like, what's good? He's like yeah god i hit up miles i was like what's good he's like there's this barbecue place we go to the so i got mcdonald's leaving baltimore landed in ashville which is like an hour and a half flight at the most and then i went and got a double so they had a pulled pork sandwich but you could make it a platter so you get double the meat

and i was like oh can i still get a roll with that too she's like yeah i'll give you a roll So they had a pulled pork sandwich, but you could make it a platter. So you get double the meat. And I was like, oh, can I still get a roll with that too? She's like, yeah, I'll give you a roll. So I made a sandwich out of double the meat. Jesus Christ. Got potatoes and veggies there and a beer as well. Unreal. It's fucking, it's so unreal. But listen, I got an ab wheel.

Oh, I do too. I do the ab wheel. I fucking kill ab workouts. Do you do it at home nah do you i bought it for the house do you do i have one at home i just don't use it yeah use it uh you but see everyone says abs are made in the kitchen so and i'm like what am i eating wrong but i guess i do have pig out nights oh no bro i ate the ab wheel that's what you gotta do damn no i don't know uh i think it's also a ton of ab exercises

too though but yeah it does start with what you eat yeah i don't know dog i'm blessed you are a little blessed i'm a little blessed i do work out hard though you do work out look i benched 235 you said it not me all right you know what are you gonna what are you gonna do that's malt that's four plates and then some what are you gonna do you know what i mean there's nothing better to at the gym when a ripped black dude gives you a pound it's like nice set and like damn thanks dude yeah thank you i only have like uh with weirdos talking to me at the gym yeah yeah there's yeah there's i will not know that you do comedy yeah they're just like hey so what's it like to have a joke go by leave me alone or there's this other uh uh

well it's weird too uh uh because like oh so mike quinlan fellow comic goes to my gym yeah and dude he fucking got me so good the other day yeah so uh whatever we were talking and then we both walked into the locker room at the same time uh-huh oh no he went in first and i guess he maybe had seen me come in didn't you see his balls or something yeah he was in the hot tub and then when i was leaving mike goes hey umar and then just stands up saw his dick and balls and everything jesus we just started laughing like crazy it was great picturing like unkempt pubes like all the water yeah i don't remember pubes but uh i remember being impressed oh really yeah i was like damn mike because you don't do that for dick is small quinlan i would never do that it's showing your dick at all is really funny yeah i mean if he got out of the hot tub and had a really tiny dick that'd be great

i would tell it everyone the same story that's nice though yeah hanging dong yeah he got a nice he's got a nice dog nice piece on yeah real nice really uh yeah and then yesterday i saw some guy like really taking a towel to his ass mike quinlan he turned around i was like oh god to his crack yeah you know you shower you shower it's he showers at the gym which is very interesting because he lives in the same neighborhood as his gym. Well, I mean, I guess if I had a big dong like Mike Quinlan, I'd be like, I guess I should hit the shower again. What are we going to do? Who to show other 64-year-old men?

That's who I'm looking to get props from. Who are also hanging dog. There's like some Ravens game, huh? Yeah. Speaking of hot tubs, they had a hot tub in North Carolina. get props from who are also hanging dog there's like some ravens game huh yeah um speaking of hot tubs they had a hot tub in north carolina on the like hill they also airbnb out some of the the houses yeah they had a hot tub up there and there's like no light pollution you could see the fucking milky way at night damn it was so sick light pollution it's a bummer dude it's a real problem right it's a big problem no it was just so beautiful being on the mountains like that

i was like yeah this is pretty good yeah i could see country living and uh it was a dry county but there was a meadery there because there was some type of like agricultural like you can't sell booze or yeah or drink it like i mean no you can drink it sorry but yeah you can't have like like at the restaurant you couldn't order a beer what at the yeah because it's dry county i've never heard of this it's a dry county yeah so like at the gross no liquor stores you can't buy you can't buy it there you wow and i thought us not being able to buy booze on sundays was a bummer yeah which we can't because we have wine source but right right right but um but i mean

you can bring it in like you can just stop at the town over yeah yeah it was funny my cousin was like you like beer right like what type and i was like i'm the very basic white guy so it's like any pale ale or ipa she bought me a lot of ipas and i was like yeah like local stuff yeah yeah it was all ashville breweries it was really cool yeah, they have a big brewery every town. Oh, yeah. If I had gotten there a little bit earlier, my flight was delayed because the plane, when it landed at BWI, hit a bird on the way down, which was really weird. Whoa.

But, yeah, I was going to take a tour of the Sierra Nevada brewery down there. A little too late. Yeah, yeah, because it was delayed. It hit that fucking bird. Oh, yeah. That's what took fucking... what's that guy sully sully's playing down yeah yeah bird yeah i don't think that was in the engine i don't know what they hit like maybe the front of it or something but yeah um but so there's a meadery which is is like, I had hated mead before. Because whenever you have it, you're just like, oh, you just haven't figured out beer yet. You should just drink beer.

Like, what is this? But the meadery was so good. So they were allowed to sell it in the county because the alcohol was technically a byproduct of honey when they made it. So then they were like, it's some weird agricultural loophole where you can sell uh mead and then so my cousin was friends with the people that ran it and the wife of the guy that runs the meadery went to micah and they lived they lived in baltimore whoa yeah that's cool yeah it was cool nice i like when that happens yeah it happened to me a couple of times it was very cool and so they bought their house pretty cheap and then sold it at like the top of the market and then were able to move

sold their baltimore home where they live oh fuck what was it uh i think it was on utah i think so like mount vernon yeah yeah and so yeah they sold it at like the top of the market and then they were able to come down and then they started selling honey and she was only into it because like she just needed an activity and was like well i'll get come down and then they started selling honey. And she was only into it because like she just needed an activity. And was like, well, I'll get some bees. And now they have so many fucking products. And like. My buddy Daniel has one like box of bees or whatever.

One hive. Yeah. 25 pounds of honey. Yeah. Unreal. I walked into it. He has honey for a year. Like who uses that much? You buy honey at like four to ten

ounces at a time yeah that's like half of a life that makes sense then because they're all of their merch at their set like they just dominated honey they're like we got fucking candles we got hard lotion we got soft lotion we got fucking uh a coaster made out of honey everything yeah yo and the mead was really good yeah i was like a big mead or sour guy me either but i'm telling you this stuff all right it's pretty good pretty good they make a uh do you know like hard seltzer is like really popular apparently like white claw is running out you see that no the u.s is running out of white claw if that was true there'd be riots in the streets though i feel like i've seen multiple articles being shared who started that

they truly put that out yeah that's like what chick-fil-a has like cows being like eat more chicken you know i'm gonna buy a white claw case and just keep it hold on to it dude it's gonna be my china later when i'm older i have kids that's how you get all your money they're just like this millennial paid attention to the market and now he's a millionaire i think like beer companies are getting worried about this hard seltzer trend yeah um like i saw union they had that free show with future island oh yeah yeah and they said in the show like you can't we they said something like we don't have hard seltzer you can't bring it from the outside people almost rioted yeah like hard seltzer was like they specifically mentioned that and then it said like and other booze or whatever right because it's like like i'm one of these

people like i love hanging out at union it's a cool hang i like don't want to drink a ton of beer yeah you need the low calorie yeah and i'm like you don't have a low calorie option and so i was gonna sneak in some hard celsius but i just drank beer it's funny because it's such a soft thing to do oh yeah where's the hard seltzer at that's all smuggling in anything anywhere is fucking tight sure sure But yeah, I don't want to be a bitch. Yeah. But I'm dude. I'm all about hard seltzers. It is.

You go hard for hard seltzer. I go hard. Yeah, dude. But yeah, it's made from sugar though, right? Wow. What are you going to do? Okay. Wait, what do you mean?

Like. It's spiked water. It's sparkling water but yeah i thought there was something i don't know no there's some kind of sugar nolan was oh well nolan's a beer snub but he was saying like it's not that healthy because the alcohol is actually fermented from sugar or something like that oh sure yeah i mean no alcohol is healthy yeah but it's definitely better than drinking beer yeah no one's saying you're being healthy. You're just being healthier.

Mm-hmm. Healthier, yeah. Yeah. While ingesting poison. You're like, let me make it a little healthier. Yeah. No, a lot of people are getting in the game. Like the people that make Dale's Pale Ale, they make hard seltzer stuff.

Yeah. So Joe Squared, instead of getting hard seltzer, they so joe squared instead of getting hard seltzer they got this like weird ipa sick it's like it's a hundred calories and it's essentially almost like drinking a hard seltzer it's so weird but it still has a weird beer taste i like that okay all right but it's not great like you would not want to drink a whole cup of it right right that's how i used to feel about the mead but somehow they figured out how to carbonate it like most mead isn't carbonated apparently so it kind of had like a beer thing to it and it was really light and it's all match all match so it's pretty good um fucking god damn it what was i gonna say about the uh hard seltzers um yeah it's just so weird how like ford loco's back too and now they're doing

like vodka soda in a can and shit yeah it's so much well i know i also thought like we would we drink i thought our generation like has less sex and we drink less and do less drugs than our parents generation yeah no isn't our whole thing like eating ass and yeah drinking hard seltzer yeah yeah ruining mayonnaise apparently what would he gonna do you know um it was funny like i had a joke like uh like people shit on millennia it's so funny like people shit on millennials like the other night day i saw an article in the baltimore sun like how like pete like they're like oh well these big homes aren't selling anymore and people like that's because millennials it's like yeah you guys bought homes you couldn't afford fuck you

like and we want to live in smaller homes because we value experiences more than yeah things yeah it's not a bad thing it's so weird like the shit we get trashed for like uh it's like we get trashed for like we're killing uh oh also that we we got blamed for a lot of restaurants closing specifically in baltimore yeah it's like what is it are we bad with money or do you want us to spend our money more like you know it's like it's insane it is it's just an older generation being pissed off yeah that's all yeah i hope i'm not that older old person oh i think i'm becoming already already are i i knew i was gonna be that person when i first heard the term sis and i was like come on what are we doing yeah what sis what is that what and then you're like yeah i guess i gotta change with the times yeah i think yeah yeah you got me there yeah

yeah i remember i was at the dc improv and uh we're just having a conversation and i was like you know it was like me lafayette and uh moddy and we're just having this really cool conversation i was like yeah moddy and lafayette are like you ever be autistic oh yeah definitely and you're like oh interesting i work with yeah and i came around i was like man this is like i was like honestly i was like guys like like i there's so many opinions uh you just don't like you just yeah you know it's just like i don't know like there's so many things that if i said out loud they're like oh no well i think that's dumb and this is what i think like sure you would get in so much trouble like people like would hate you oh yeah so it's just like yeah immediately they're like all right well

yeah and no there's no like well you know seeing like your side so it's just like any conversation yeah because lafayette was talking about how people just like uh share too much you know and uh online like he's really like he really hates comics who uh air out beefs on facebook yeah i think that shit's done who even give like hot takes on like comedians or comedy clubs and stuff like that so right yeah it was just like uh yeah and uh but you know he's lafayette's like this guy like he's just such a weirdo and he keeps himself but he's like one of the funniest people in oh one of the one of the nicest people too yeah but it was just that it was just like yeah yeah it's just it's just so weird that that is a thing right now like i'm scared that

there's certain like of my like liberal friends that will like yeah tarnish you know look at you differently or cut you off like well i mean yeah and then i'm like i don't think anyone believes in this stuff but we all just pretend to believe in it. Yeah. Well, I think it's just sports at the same time. Yeah. It's just like, no, dude.

It's like saying, I don't know if the Patriots are that good. It's like, no, dude. The Patriots fucking rule. Yeah. We love the Patriots. Dude, this happened to me recently. I was at this show that I was kind of dreading doing, because I was missing that Free Future Islands concert. Yeah, yeah, yeah. it was uh it was uh immigrants are great yeah the show

that's what it was called it was called comedy as a second language which you know uh-huh very unique but uh well what do you i don't want her to hear she's not listening comedy is a second language speak english god damn it yeah that's what I would say. So, you know, I got booked because it was so it's either immigrants or fur. And that's how, you know, like there's like barely any immigrant comics because it's immigrant and first generation comedians. And it's like, yeah, so I qualify as first generation, you know, generation. That's like when Ramin and I did a vfw in like the asshole of virginia yeah i remember that guy was like uh you are you guys you guys have any uh family that are veterans because to join a vfw it's like your dad has to be in it or you're in it it's like the

jews yeah you look at that little fucking that's how our strain your dad has to be in the war or somebody in your family or you're jewish um no it was like i was like ah my grandpa was in the military and the guy was like oh that still counts that's all right you can join i'm like no dude you're just so desperate yeah exactly i mean if you say the n word just come on down we'll hang out that's the same thing are you are you a veteran to say the n word how? How many times have I heard the N-word by the one by your house? Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, dude.

Yeah. It's gnarly. I have to tell Karen to close the windows. I'm like, you can't say that. You know what I mean? But what was I saying? Oh, the show. Oh, yeah.

So I go to the show. So I've done the show before, and it's fine. And it's easy money. And it's fun. It's a good crowd yeah um and so so like uh leading up to this show like i just forgot that that's what that was and then so i got the email and here's the thing if you're booking a show yeah don't send an email uh nobody wants to read it just in the message you asked to book someone just be like this is the time you

need to be there this is the address and this is how much time you're doing but like the whole like hey give me your email i'm gonna email you instructions it's just like how do all the best bookers in the dmv not do that right you know comedy clubs don't do i the improv someone just send you a text message it's like can you do these and then you're like yes and then it's like you i'll figure out when to be there yeah yeah well yeah i think people want to feel so like they're doing something important yeah of course of course and it's like it's like all right we got to make sure it's all right we gotta make sure the green room's good we gotta see okay when people are arriving because i don't read the email. I never read the email. Yeah. But yeah, so I didn't read the email.

And so she was like bugging me for stuff. And then one of the things was she sent me a text. She was like, hey, so we're making a pre-show playlist. And we have song. We have. Are there any songs? Availability. availability have a stroke they have villability yeah yeah yeah we have songs from all around the world is there a song we have songs

you could play in a villa if you want if you want to we have songs from all around the world is there any songs and i was like i listened to like pop punk and she's like okay well you never know and it's like wow and then it just feels like why am i doing this show like i don't feel in touch with any of like being an immigrant or immigrants i mean i think about it a lot and especially as i get older i think about like how much my parents sacrifice sacrifice and i'm such a piece of shit to them and uh but i don't change my behaviors that is kind of the dream though it's like i want to sacrifice everything so my sons i literally told my dad i was like dad the fact that we don't see you and we don't want to see you means that you raise us successfully yeah it

is kind of true you know because we don't live with you we're not asked we're lying on you for shit like we're buying homes we have cars we have jobs that's complete assimilate assimilation yes exactly he just falls to one knee he's like my kids are such entitled american when i put you in a home it's because i'm such an accomplished american yeah of course he's like god what an american piece of shit i did it i fucking did it yeah and i was like yeah i was like that that's also why i'm an atheist like you see all those other kids, like, ruining their lives, like, studying the Koran. Yeah. Like, what the fuck are they going to do?

And they live at home now. Yeah. Hey, look at Adnan, Dad. Yeah, seriously. I could be Adnan, dude. I mean, he's more famous than I am, but. That's true. He's got good credits.

Yeah, he definitely has. I mean, he has an HBO special, dude. I'll tell you what. His podcast, a little more popular than ours. Yeah, just a little. Just a little. And more than Joe Rogan's. That brings us to this week's sponsor male chimp yeah was it remember they would say it like male kim because they got asian to say it what who the fuck says kimp asian male kimp but uh out of here oh yeah so i'm at the show and uh and it's all fine it's fine

but it's like one of those saturdays it's amazing outside you're hanging out with your girlfriend end of summer you don't want to leave and you're just like fuck i have to go do a stupid fucking show yeah and uh i was like whatever it's easy 50 bucks yeah drive down and i'll just leave so uh and i was like fuck i have to feature i have to go like second to last oh why am i not headlining i should be headline you know these are all the things that are right yeah i should headline that show i fucking murdered and you know when i bomb my bomb and i say sure sure like i fucking killed murder up front i killed uh-huh and uh but so anyway so i get there and i'm bringing this up because we're

running into the things like of you're too scared to share your actual opinion yeah yeah yeah so you know it's a this is a super woke type of show yeah like there's literally before you go in the theater a world map and you're supposed to put a pin like where you're from or your family's from like everyone does it and i'm like bro do these people know like what my i'm but i'm gonna be making fun of like gender identity like me too stuff like you know i'm talking about eating ass and i'm just like i don't think they know that this is you know where am i from the land of eating ass yeah that's where i am from all right yeah dude hell yeah and allah allah eat your ass you know i'm not like edgy but i'm not what the other comics were where it was all like very woke

yeah very woke all about like oh and then i had to grow up here as an immigrant like literally that was the line which is fine everyone's allowed to have you know they're acting sure i respect everyone sure uh you know yeah publicly and then but uh sure so everyone was really nice um i found out i'm not feature i was just considered one of the features and for some reason i'm I'm going first. And I was so happy. Oh, okay. I'm going to be home by 930. Yeah, yeah.

Fucking tight. But I get in the green room and I meet the people. And as I'm walking in, I guess they were talking about the Chappelle special and they were trashing it. Sure. And I was like, God, fuck. Of course. I'm not going to hang out with these people. And then we were talking about it. And I was, like, being so, like, up the middle, playing, like, you know, like, such a diplomat about it.

I was like, no, I can see your point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was saying, like, Chappelle is so, he's been so rich for so long that he's, almost like a white guy now so he doesn't understand like he doesn't understand the plight of um like the people who live in the margin you know like marginalized groups and i was like dude i was like shut i was like dude this guy fucking grew up and saved his life with comedy yeah i mean his mom was a phd so i don't think they're like i don't know how like i don't think he grew up terribly poor but still he grew up a black kid in america for most of his life he wasn't rich he wasn't successful in dc in the 90s 70s 80s 90s uh i

think it was in the 80s but yeah i mean right in the middle of the crack epidemic in dc it's just like how the fuck can you say that to the about this dude like you know it's fucking like that's the thing as soon as someone says something that you don't disagree with that you don't agree with yeah then you can immediately make excuses for being able to shit on minorities right oh sure you know what i mean it's just so fucking convenient but if someone else like a white person, pointed that shit out, no one would be like, oh, they're so racist. How can you overlook a whole black man's childhood?

Or how can you tell what his experience is? It's the same thing with Obama. Like, Obama's half white. And when conservatives bring that up, black people are like, you know, like liberals are like, oh, well, you know, he still is not white passing. Which is true true he's not and it no one should take away from him but yeah you can't do both oh yeah well well that's the whole problem too is that they're like you can't how can you generalize and marja like generalize

these groups and then meanwhile it's like fuck all these rich white guys it's like okay but you're doing the thing that you're mad about yeah that's another thing i don't understand like with kevin hart kevin hart is a dude who grew up in the hood oh in philly in philly in philly in the fucking hood yeah he's not surrounded by the most open-minded people yeah and it's just like money doesn't wash away all of that upbringing right so like no 10 years ago before he was super he tweeted some homophobic shit like these are the same kids that like that like you know like liberals like cry over but they would never like hang out or touch oh but it's like dude he was one of those kids or those got really lucky and he's really talented yeah but it's like you all that trauma growing up in poverty being like taught those things

that doesn't just go away because you're a millionaire automatically that was his culture and yeah when was that like 10 years ago yeah it was like a lot of people were still everyone was saying those jokes that humor and yeah it wasn't like he was doing a diatribe he's like this is my manifesto it was trying to trying to be funny and it was fucked up yeah you're supposed to grow yeah but i felt like such a bitch because I was too scared to be like, fuck you guys. You're wrong. Chappelle's special is amazing. Well, listen.

You're doing it right because you're like, ooh, I'm going to podcast about this in four days and really show them what for. I did think about that. I was like, this is good pod talk. That is good pod. That is good pod. So then I had to go. You just egged them on.

You're just like, I don't know. How do you guys feel about plastic bags? Well, it came up. you just egg them on you're just like i don't know how do you guys feel about plastic bags well it came up wait what came up well this whole conversation about chappelle it's ah oh this is after the pod talk oh but uh spicy too yeah too spicy no one's gonna be this deep in but still i don't want to okay all right fuck it. Fuck it. Who cares? So I just had this guy, Shane Gillis, headline, Gin and Jokes. Shane's the man. Shane is so funny.

And he's like, you know, kind of like a rising comic. Absolutely. And so like he's in New York. He's in all like with all the cool comics, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. But here, you know, I love Shane. He killed at my show. I mean, he killed so hard.

And my show's a liberal audience. Yeah. And he destroyed. Yeah. He's great. He killed at my show. I mean, he killed so hard. And my show's a liberal audience. Yeah. And he destroyed. Yeah, he's great. He's great. And so then this guy who headlined this immigrant show is from Philly. And I was like, oh, hey, do you know Shane Gillis? And he kind of said.

The woke Philly scene is not like him. Yeah. It sounds a lot like the Baltimore scene in a way where you have this whole segment that are just crazy people you know and you're like shane said uh he said there was some comic that like in that in that vein of like you know the super woke or whatever like and we're like trash and even before he moved to new york because it'd be like he's a big it's like no he's not he's just making jokes yeah um and if you listen to him close like he's very self-aware and he's not and self-deprecating yeah and makes fun of everything and he's not actually a bigot at all he told somebody in the scene he was like you're never gonna make it in comedy

you don't like me but you are not funny at all and you're never gonna make it and then the kid tried to hit him and he's like and i swear to god i didn't know he was actually trying to hit me i was like is he hitting me dude shade wouldn't kill yeah like uh he's a big dude yeah i played football yeah yeah i don't know if it's that same dude but like but and then there's the same thing too of like those kids in philly being like oh nick mullen Stav, would you come play our theater? Yeah, he's banned. From Good Good.

From Good Good Good Comedy Theater. Chain is. But then Stav and Nick Mullen, who, I mean, say way worse stuff than they do on their pod, can play there. Every single podcast. It's crazy, dude. It's so weird. I was banned from a show in baltimore

uh-huh because i was they said i was racist which is fucking insane yeah you couldn't play that vfw huh yeah but uh uh what's up roommates rolling in yes oh so we're at the show and like you know they're talking and uh so this came up because i was like oh do you know shane gillis and he was like yeah but he said it in a way of'm like yeah we could tell they weren't cool yeah so i'm like i pried a little bit yeah all right here ask me if i know umar hey do you know umar yeah that's what i do that's what i do so i pried a little bit and it was like uh he was like you know it's just like we were cool but i feel like he used me and he was like, you know, it's just like we were cool, but I feel like he used me. And I was like, what do you mean?

He's like, well, I was in this firefighter sketch. And in my head, I'm like, I know this sketch. That's a great sketch. It's a great sketch. So he said I was in this kind of like racist sketch. And I was like, which one? He said the firefighter one. I was like, oh, dude, that sketch is great.

Like, I love that sketch. So that guy said shane sketch was yeah so the headliner said the sketch is racist that's ridiculous and then um he was misled which i don't know you know oh so he was in so that guy was in the sketch with shane but he was how are you misled if so yeah he was was just like, one part I get, like I guess that sketch came up on conservative news. Yeah. So I get that. Yeah.

Like context matters. So if that sketch is on like those sites, it does look different. Sure. But so for those listening at home, I think it's on YouTube.

You should watch it. But the whole conceit is that Shane is a firefighter and he saves a family. A Hispanic family. Right. But then there, the night before so the person interviewing is like wow that was really heroic he's like i'm just just doing my job

yeah it's like well how come you posted this video last night and it's him like drunk and he's like i love trump yeah i love trump dude and he's like there's like yeah like are you racist he's like no wait what are you doing why are you doing yeah which is actually it's good satire making fun of like liberal people just like yeah you know this person's not a bad problem with it he was like he was kind of making it seem like our complaints about trump are like um stupid and i'm like you know what dude i this is what i wish i could have said i was like you know what it is crazy that a liberal can't talk to someone just because they voted for trump that's crazy you're a crazy person i i had that i remember posting something about trump early on on facebook it was when the whole charlottesville thing went down when he was like

good people on both sides and it's like wow i posted something on facebook like holy shit this is insane yeah and then all the comments blew up of like all these people oh yeah from the eastern shore eastern shore and then somebody somebody was or i think it was like randolph posted like you can say this but i i bet you're friends with people that have voted for trump i'm like i don't think so and then my friend jeremy from ken island's like i voted for him it's like god damn it jeremy and it's also but like that's okay you're friends with that so so and then my buddy jim and i actually like talked off on the side and being like why did you vote for him blah blah and jeremy's been in the military he's still in the military yeah um and i later saw him at rocket and we

chatted and like he was like i don't know dude i thought hillary clinton would be soft on the military and i was like you think the woman that oversaw the killing of Osama bin Laden was going to be soft on the military? Yeah. The woman who has had multiple people killed. The woman that bathes in blood of immigrants? She wears pantsuits, motherfucker. She has no soul. She'll kill you, dog.

Yeah, no. And then we laughed. And he was like, well well because i was just making fun of like jeremy what are you talking about he's like look man i don't know i didn't have a magic eight ball or it's like that's what the election is though the candidate says this is who i am dude i sat next to a trump supporter on the plane we talked the whole time and he kept calling aos aoc ocd so funny that is funny but also that's how you connect with people too you're not there's gonna be nothing to gain from just being like all right you're cut off now yeah now if my friend

jeremy was like i don't know man i just fucking hate black people i'd be like whoa that's way different way different but he was just like i don't know i thought about the military i'm like okay yeah but he does not hate black people or he's not racist and i think he would regret his vote for trump too so yeah there's nothing to be gained from just shutting people out no at all yeah and it's the same thing that again where it's like one side's like how can you generalize that's so fucked up you think we're all just the same yeah meanwhile it's like if you vote for trump fuck you fuck everybody some poor people voted for him because they thought it would save their jobs yeah that's literally all these people give a shit about my cousin said where she lives in uh in north carolina that

leading up to the election like every car had a trump bumper sticker yeah and now they're all gone oh their county is the third most republican county in all of north carolina wow yeah yeah north carolina is very red yeah yeah i mean there's definitely pockets like the cities are blue like they have a democratic governor now yeah um but yeah it's like i think people are not as keen on it either i don't know i thought i just heard on npr yesterday that he has like an 86 approval rating with republicans yeah i mean which is probably true i mean i just think they're not as like gung-ho like of course like the same way that somebody is like i'm not thrilled with obama but i i vote for him again yeah you know i'm not gonna lie you know what was tight when he you know he's supposed to meet with the taliban leaders oh so fully insane he was

gonna that was that's in maryland that's cool that's in maryland i'm all for that kind of stuff but again if obama i know invited taliban leaders two days before muslim like we're gonna suck each other's dicks in there yeah as is their costume gonna go fishing with his terrorist buddies i don't know what they do i don't know what's in the Quran. But also, it was two days before 9-11. Like, Obama's like, at the Taliban at Camp David on September 10th. It was a good meeting. They're like, I'll fucking kill you.

Like, Fox News would go nuts. Oh, my God, dude. Nuts. Yeah, there'd be a coup. But I did like, because I guess the taliban were uh associated with some killings that just happened and one of them was a soldier of course and then trump gets on tv he's like they're dead to me i'm like damn that's fucking tight just to hear a president that's so stupid though like that's the first there's dead like it's as if he just found out his

daughter fucks like a black guy yeah you're dead we had a deal um but yeah also like it's as if he just found out his daughter fucks like a black guy yeah you're dead we had a deal um but yeah also like that's the first soldier the taliban is killed he's like all right buddy that's it it's like how many innocent people have we killed oh sure you know what i mean how many fucking we've killed hundreds of thousands of iraqis no you know oh i thought you said innocent people oh well oh god sorry buddy sorry yeah and it's like uh that's what happens in war you have awful casualties well yes of course but i mean the whole thing is so stupid oh it's so like the taliban over and this fucking stupid sharpie shit too yeah it makes me wonder if like he wanted to do he was gonna do this no matter... He was going to like, I'm having a meeting, look at me.

And then he's big timing them. No, that's exactly what it was. So there's an article saying he wasn't in on any of the setup of it. He just wanted to be the one at the end and be like, look what I did. And so it's a photo op of like, I'm not creating peace. The same stuff with North Korea. Nothing has happened with North Korea except he's hung out with them. With Kim Jong-un.

Isn't it crazy that one of the most iconic pictures in our history will be Trump shaking the president. Kim Jong-un. Kim Jong-un's hand. That will be, that's an insanely iconic moment it's and it's awful and then again if obama did that if obama was shaking hands with a known dictator oh my god heads would fucking explode oh my god and also we got nothing out of that deal north korea is still doing nukes they're still doing missile tests nothing is happening yeah at all funny and also trump's just like we're friends i like him yeah he writes me letters he's

a nice guy what a sweetheart he shot his uncle with an elephant gun what a sweetheart wait he did yeah oh shit yeah oh absolutely and he had his brother killed too in uh fuck where was it that woman like blew that poison dust in his face. What? Yeah. What? Oh, yeah. Are you just now? No, I don't fucking keep up with the NK news, dude. Oh, dude, I'm up on it because I'm a patriot. You know, that's our president's friend.

You know, it sucks so much. And also in North Korea, if you try to escape just as a citizen, they will imprison your whole family. Holy shit. Just to be to be like oh you want to escape that's cool have fun we're gonna fucking torture the rest of your family in that family the kim jung the oon kim yeah the kim oon yeah jung oon uh-huh do you think in that family there is like like a young blood who's like woke and he's like looking he's like man when i get there i'm gonna fucking open these borders i'm gonna fucking work with everyone you know like and and and yeah and uh have a democracy yeah or whatever tupac's changes fade in yeah uh no

i feel like it's good because i feel like if you're in that family you have access to the internet like you have open access to the internet like you have open access to the internet oh you have everything uh oh all the booze and stuff that's why that's why like so i feel like there's gotta be someone who comes across some like youtube video of some you know whatever influencer yeah but that's also like do you think there's a rich kid out there it's like gonna get really into philanthropy? Like, no. That happens all the time. I mean, a little bit. A little bit.

Dude, I was just watching this show called Million Pound Meal. Have you guys seen that show? It's a great show. Sure. It's a shark tank for restaurants. Uh-huh. And so what happens is these investors, like these big time, some of them have Michelin stars, some of them have five- stars some of them like uh like five star hotel chains uh-huh so they're like what poor people need are five star meals well no so they go to these uh people who want to open up a rush like people who need investors

in their restaurant yes so they'll like they set up a pop-up and then they have to impress these investors and then the investors decide if they want to invest, invest in their business or in their restaurant or not. Yeah. Well, one of them is like this super attractive blonde chick. And, uh,

and, uh, I'm like, man, she's like, I was like, I wonder what she did. And it's like,

Oh, she was, she's like my, I work for my family company. They own blah, blah, blah, five-star hotel hotel chains. And I'm like oh okay well yeah that's why you but she's giving back

a little bit she's investing in young companies a fraction yeah a fraction is what i'm saying it's not like they're giving all of it away you know what i mean yeah it's like fucking jeff bezos being like in an interview he said uh he's like i just asked myself because they're like you're so what you're the richest man in the world you know what are you what are you planning to do and he's like man um you know i can only think go to space like that's the only thought you had space this guy could fund everything all the schools oh america and still have money detroit could have clean he has 15 billion he could do everything i'm not gonna lie if i could do that i wouldn't either so what fix everything yeah fix everything you would not you wouldn't do it who would you talk to

because who can fix everything we've been dealing with poverty yes you can ever you can fix it on a local level though like certain things like the water thing you're like, we're going to pay to fix all the pipes. Fine. It's going to take a little while, but I know how to do that. Well, doesn't Elon Musk always volunteer to fix stuff and no one wants his help? They're like, hey, we're cool. He's like, I'll build a fucking submarine to save these Asian kids. Apparently, his science wasn't good.

Whoever it was in New Zealand was like, that guy's a fucking asshole. Talking about Elon Musk. And they're like, yeah, yeah we're just gonna train these kids to scuba dive and sure about yeah elon musk is like doing acid and hanging out with grimes and shit that's tight yeah he's a weird did you listen to his rogan interview he's a fucking maniac i hated the way he answered questions it was always like a like seven second delay and like it's good weather today and he'd be like maybe smart you think smart people like really smart people they like want to give like the best answer they can give no because here ask me just a yes or no question okay hey uh did you go for a run today josh yes that's what he did it was like you're not smart yeah just annoying i think he's smart you don't think he's smart i guess what is he actually invented he's like steve jobs

yeah he's like yo make make this shit go to space steve jobs had to invent the first apple computer right no it was all wozniak his partner wow he's just like a philanthropist never a pro no not even philanthropist like he was just like um right place right time yeah yeah well he i mean could sell stuff of course i mean there's some business skill there but yeah but he was never a programmer he got what was coming to him he died of a curable cancer yeah he wanted to eat plants and see that's what i'm saying not a programmer doesn't know shit about shit you know yeah what a fucking idiot that's what i'm saying dog you know what i mean you know what i mean steve jobs could still be alive all that said uh download a podcast on

apple podcast thank you big fan of that big fan we're on google too yeah we are we're on uh spotify all that amazon gets something we'll be there oh yeah uh yeah they have some type of amazon music but i don't know if they have podcasts on um it's not the best part of being educated you know everything that's fucked up with the world but you don't change anything that's great i mean i do think about it like i'm i have money saved up and i'm not doing as much as i could with it as far as philanthropy it's like these millionaires need to do it and they're like you're doing okay i'm like you don't you don't worry about me yeah i was at a party and it was all like young white liberals and uh you know some of these parties where like everyone's talking about like how they're gonna

like like always the same topics come up like gentrification racial profiling like uh do like the government's gotta do something about student loan like there's all these big issues yeah and it's like hey have you what do you do and they're like oh i'm a graphic designer okay so you haven't ever tried to help anybody right you haven't tried to make any change you haven't been in any sort of like position to even begin to understand i think i've given how insanely difficult it is to like or or to do anything just on a local level because that's where real shit is actually happening yeah you know yeah i give uh two separate times i gave 50 bucks to the maryland food bank and boy was i like look at me what a guy i saw really making a difference i ran into this uh girl that i dated for like two weeks and she's like very like

so overly sensitive well that was your philanthropy right you're like i'm gonna dick you down for free girl yeah yeah yeah yeah and uh she was picking up dog poop and i was like man i love watching white women pick up dog poop and she's like why i was like because you guys constantly complain about dealing with shit but this is like the only time I ever see you guys actually deal with shit. Actual shit. And she got so mad. I was like, oh, don't. I was like, shut up.

You guys talk about... I was like, you... Because her posts, especially, she complains about the patriarchy. Yeah. I was like, you complain about the patriarchy so much. Yeah. But you act as if you're not the one benefiting it from the most other than white men.

Right. It's just so fucking annoying yeah yeah and then you have the nerve to tell me my jokes uh uncouth right that was the funny part about the bill burr special and he's like all these woke women all these white white women great yes he's like throwing my white privilege in my face how dare you which is like funny because he's turning on himself being like admitting it and he's like throwing my white privilege in my face. How dare you? Which is like funny because he's turning on himself being like admitting it. And he's like, but you're acting like you're not in the fucking pool with me, sweetheart. You're right there.

Great. All right. Should we wrap? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I will be at the DC Improv hosting in the lounge this Friday and Saturday, the 13th and 14th, I believe. And so, yeah, come on out to that on all social media at Josh

Kaderna. And yeah, everybody's cooking in Umar's kitchen while we pod. Yeah, sorry. Like modern cool men. We're going to wrap it up. Yeah, this is important. All right. 400 people need to hear this. You understand? Is that where we're at? Yeah. That's nice. Yeah. As far as they know, 400 people. Because people every now You understand? Is that where we're at? Yeah. That's nice.

Yeah. As far as they know, 400 people. Because people every now and then will message me like, hey, where's the pod? And I'm like, oh, damn, you guys listen? That's so cool. It is wild. It is wild. But yeah, no, sorry for the delay.

I was out of town this weekend visiting Trump country, learning all that I can. Nice. Umar, what do you got to say? I don't know. Just coming to Gin Jokes every first Thursday. Do it. I can't think of anything. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. Umar, what do you got to say? I don't know. Just coming to Gin Jokes every first Thursday. Do it. I can't think of anything. Let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here. All right, everybody. Have a good week. David Koechner. Take us out. Dick Russian Sessions coming to an end. Thank you.