The Digression Sessions - Ep. 322 - Backyard Sessions 4

Episode Date: July 29, 2020

Hola Digheads, on this week's episode, Josh and Umar are back together but podding from a distance in Umar's backyard to talk about weird dudes with guns at the grocery store. Josh - @JoshKuderna on Twitter and @JoshKuderna on Instagram Watch Umar's special - HERE Thanks for listening, all! Do the pod a favor and rate and review the pod on Apple Podcasts, Google Play Music, Laughable, Stitcher, & Spotify plz!

all right we are rolling oh hey rolling from the backyard again again uh weeds karen left for a week and uh boy oh boy weeds take over quick i tell you it reminds me of the immigration problem in this country and you know you let a couple in and here they come. Right. Then you got all these anchor weeds coming in across the border. What we're saying is Karens, we need Karens to get rid of the weeds. We need Karens to build a wall. Yeah.

Against the weeds, for sure. Yeah. So, like, Karens, you know, they help out a lot. They do. They're a natural predator. Yeah. Of the weeds. Of the weeds.

Yeah, exactly. Hey, everybody. You know, people who bring weed into this country. Yeah, you're supposed to get a medical card like everybody else for a problem you don't have. Karen. That's how you get weed. All right, Karens. Dude, did you hear about the Karen Act in California? Oh, yeah, but it was with a C. Dude, did you hear about the Karen Act? In California It's like C-A-I-R-N

It's about like people making like Bullshit calls to 911 Yeah Isn't that crazy? That like 100 years from now If the world still exists Or like humanity Like if 10 years from now

If the world still exists But like, alright let's say like 50 years from now Like in a textbook They're gonna explain why the karen act happened yeah probably not though because it's like a state thing right blip yeah exactly and it's not gonna get passed like you can introduce any bill you want where it's like the good guy bill for people that are good guys it's like cool it doesn't mean anything you know yeah um yeah i mean some of that shit is really frivolous though like if you actually even those people that do love cops like if you actually love cops they shouldn't be showing up for bullshit like that like no once you want them to

be doing other shit yeah it's like uh is this your house is your house what was the first one the first one was like a lady calling because people are barbecuing there was so many yeah there was that there was one that was like a kid's pool party yeah really dark and the guy was a member yeah insane oh there was also the lemonade there was like a five-year-old black girl selling lemonade yeah and all the cops on that yeah it was like excuse me excuse? Do you have a permit? Oh my God, dude. Yeah, that's right. Crazy. Do you fill out paperwork for this?

Could you ever imagine, like I couldn't even imagine talking to a child. Like if I saw a child on the street, I would never, just because of the optics of it. Like, you know, people are like, are you assaulting this child? Are you like being combative? Are you are you assaulting this child are you like being combative are you about to molest this child are you about to yeah and then what a question you're like yes bitch about like a like a a bureaucratic process yeah um it i yeah i mean it takes a really shitty person to see children having fun and be like, mm-mm. Yeah.

I don't think so. I don't like this. Something doesn't sit right with me the way these kids are smiling. Yeah. I should call the cops. The fuck do you think this bitch is doing to the lemonade? Dude, they've stopped now, but I've seen many drug deals very close to my house yeah like straight up illegal activity which isn't great to see and now like i've never like i've rarely have i been like i don't know

if i should call like i still haven't let alone seeing kids do something lawful like have fun at a pool party you're like call the cops yeah yeah, because the cops, even if you call the cops for a drug deal, they're going to be like, yeah, man, we know. Yeah. In Baltimore. We don't give a fuck. You didn't like that, huh? Oh, weird.

Excuse me, sir. I saw drugs exchange hands outside my home. They're like, okay, be careful. The news trucks are gonna be here soon because this is the first time this has ever happened yeah wow but yeah i don't call it on i'm gonna get you on a direct line with the president they're just trolling you i'm like okay good please send in the secret police uh sir there's ms 13 all right yeah uh yeah i think ms oh dude uh speaking of uh just like general kind of white trash activities okay i was in giant and uh i was in the frozen pizza aisle i don't

want to be now and again and uh this dude uh like sweatpants big purple shirt like hat like a like a like a ball cap but like cock to the side mask way under the nose just nose revealed and i had my airpods in so i didn't hear him come up but he's like sir sir you ever try the dijorno thin crusts and it's like uh no no i haven't he's like oh okay i'm sorry am i bothering you like you know i'm pretty sure he was drunk but like you know that drunk type that like yeah talks to you first like how are you and you're like i'm good it's like oh okay am i bothering you know it's like that type of thing and i was like no i've never tried to do it i bet it's good he's like oh okay i'm bothering you all right i see how it is all right and then he like turned to walk away. And I didn't know this, but I guess Giant has like undercover security walking around.

Because this giant dude came like I saw him come from the other side and say to the guy that was talking to me. He's like, sir, is that a is that a weapon on your waist? He's like, yes, a gun. I have a permit for it. Oh, my God. And he was like and yeah and also now i can see the trump shirt or the his purple shirt says like trump and like giant block letters i don't know what the rest of it said um i would have loved for you to get shot over a dijono

to have to explain that yeah it's not delivery it's you're dead what happened i just told this guy i was like yo fuck thin crust and he fucking pulled out his game crosses for thin dicks my god i got a message when you do this story yeah i had a message for red baron wow dude so it would be great it was so weird. And then I was like, oh, shit, you could see it on his hip, like sweatpants. Yep. And then he walked away. Also the fact that he's drunk and he has a gun on his waist, bro. He was fucked up, for sure.

And then I saw him again, this time in the egg aisle. Uh-oh. And this time he's pushing a, guess guess what baby carriage with a baby in it and he's doing the same thing to other people he said oh excuse me i must be in your way i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just really messing trying to start dude i think that guy's doing that shit on purpose i think guys like like white guys gone don't you know like uh trump and like the whole like uh stand your ground but it's in the pizza aisle in the frozen pizza aisle yeah dude dude like i just listened to uh a podcast on this and the states that uh have stand your ground laws have seen an increase in murder of course because people uh and it's usually in it's usually in the most of

the murders increase with white men of course they want to do that shit yeah because they're like they love looking like in so many situations where things could have been de-escalated people are just like fuck it i can kill this guy well they wanted to escalate yeah like i have a gun and i'm gonna look really cool this guy's fucking trying to do this what happens you're just that's the george zimmerman thing like completely pizza next thing you know you got a gun in your face if you answer wrong it was just i was like no dude i haven't tried it and he's like oh okay i'm just asking your expert yeah he pulls his gun out okay what about now yeah i still okay i've had it yeah what are your thoughts on cauliflower crust i'm like it's definitely not as good less calories right right okay and then uh man that'd be great he just takes

you all the way home yeah he has a cook at your house while you're preheating your oven yeah just like i'm like so what do you want to watch do you want to do hulu or netflix he's like man i hate preheating sometimes i'm just throwing in i'm like oh me, I hate preheating. Sometimes I'm just throwing in. And I'll be like, oh, me too. I think preheating's stupid. Yeah. Yeah. And then we'll be like, wow, we have more in common than we thought, huh? Yeah. Oh my God. But yeah, so then seeing him be in charge of a child

and then his chick was behind him too, also with a mask way below her nose. Uh-oh. It's a quality couple. Yeah, man. It's crazy. But yeah, no, the gun thing makes total sense too where it's like, couple yeah man it's uh it's crazy um but yeah no the gun thing makes total sense too where it's like yeah they're getting them to use them they're not like all that shit about like protection is such bullshit yeah i'm like i'm gonna bring my gun into this giant god dude joey diaz uh told he was on a podcast and he told a joke about, it was some other dude's

joke where he was like, the guy was like, he's like, yeah, I got a gun and I like it. So now I wear a tuxedo. I take, I wear a tuxedo to the ATM at midnight and I'm like, oh, I better get my money. I hope nobody tries to rob me. Damn, that's so good. Yeah. Fuck. See, you hear a joke like that and you're like, fuck, that's so good. Yeah. Fuck. See, you hear a joke like that and you're like, fuck, that's so, like, I wish I, how

come no, like, everyone hasn't thought of that? The visual of a tuxedo at the ATM and being like, okay, I'm putting my pin in it. Boop, boop. I hope nobody tries to rob me. So, yeah, that was exciting. That was fun. Never seen a gun in the giant before. um so yeah that's nice it was nice buddy uh he was he's a he moved but he was a baltimore cop and uh he was in giant and somebody um somebody was stealing and uh so like he saw the interaction

happen with like the employees and like and the guy just took the groceries and ran and my friend ran after him like out of the giant yeah and which you're not allowed to do no but my friend's a cop off-duty cop oh okay i thought he was like moonlighting there or something and uh yeah he was like chasing this guy through like alleys. And I guess like he turned his head or something and he ran into a sign and got just leveled. The guy he was chasing did? No, my friend. Oh, that's a concussion. On your day off and fucking.

Over something you have zero to do. Like who? Groceries. Gives a fuck, bro. Yeah, he didn't rob the bank it was just yeah he probably took like again some frozen pizza chips yeah dude it's not there's no rape like no like you drop yeah fucking idiot um yeah and then like speaking of security it was so weird that the guy uh who was security was like do you have

a permit for that he's like yes i do and he's like did you see it no he was like all right well i just need you to like high like cover it while you're in the store. That's nice that security takes people on their word. I know. And he's like, hey, man, just cover it up with your shirt, with your Trump t-shirt. Was the guy cool with it? Yeah. I mean, it was still weird.

He was still fucked up. He's like, oh, okay, I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry. I'm bothering you. Like that same thing. He's still a security guard? Yeah. But he didn't fight him on it?

No. Oh, okay. That's cool. No, not at all. Not at all all but then i was like okay i'd like to think that he flat like while he right before he was gonna go he went to go ask you the question he's like let me flex a little bit before i do it just so you give the right answer totally yeah um he like pull he pulls his shirt up tucks it like you know on the other side of the guns showing like he's looking at his reflection in like the other freezer aisle in front of

the ice cream to be like okay is it out does it look cool oh okay um but then yeah when i saw him after it's like well you've been here with your like baby mama and your kid the entire time what was the one-off trip to fuck with me about dujon he's like all right babe i'll be right yeah dude he's looking for trouble it's so funny or honestly maybe he's making great content and we don't like he's just huge on tiktok he could be i don't know like you know what i mean you just don't know yeah yeah at i'm bothering you for 20 30 yeah he i mean he looked a little it's tough to tell sometimes god that's like he could be 30 he could be 22 that's so funny yeah i would be i would be so scared i'd be like fuck this guy has a gun well i didn't notice it when he was talking to me at first so he was like saying

that stuff i was like oh this dude just fucked up yeah and then when he turned i saw it on his hip and the security was like hey is that a gun he's like yeah it's like holy shit it's crazy but in the moment i was like no you fucking weirdo i don't i don't know so uh i wonder what he's doing right now he's probably dead do you think he's on drugs yeah it might have been a heroin thing heroin thing that's nice to know that guy's allowed to have a gun oh yeah anybody can pretty much have a gun that's a fun one for liberals though because like whoa you're saying just because you're a drug addict you can't have guns you know yeah i'm sorry i thought we were supposed to help drug addicts you know it's a disease yeah it's a disease but here's the thing guns are fun yeah for sure i've never fired i would like to fire what so but i believe it damn dude they're so fun yeah um yeah i've done some handguns ak-47

no big deal okay no big deal nice yeah but as soon as you shoot it you're like oh i get it it's cool yeah which i wish these people would admit they're like is my second amendment right it's like no you just feel cool like the same way that the people who are like trying to kill people, they feel cool doing it. It's also so funny. It's like I guarantee most of the people who like talk about their amendment rights have literally never read the Constitution. The Constitution takes like a half an hour to read. Well, even it'd be like, okay, well, what's after right to bear arms? What's the next one? Yeah, exactly. I don't even know. I don't arms? What's the next one?

Yeah, exactly. I don't even know. I don't know. What's the third? I don't know. I think right to assemblers. Here, hold on. Some of the amendments are wild.

Well, I know that you got to fight for your right to party. That's good. That's probably in there. I took a whole class where all we did was break down the fucking constitution your bill of rights like everything that led up to what went into the constitution yeah and i still but also we're just talking about the bill of rights too so the first amendment i think is freedom of speech i think and then second is guns hold. They're like, okay, if you're going to say whatever you want, you got to back it up with a gun.

Somebody's talking shit. Ah, man, how hard is it going to be to find the amendment? Just do the Bill of Rights. Okay. And then third is probably right to assembly. So what was the Bill of rights again i totally for uh but i think it's i think it's all this stuff where it's like you are guaranteed this stuff these because these are the amendments to the constitution okay because you know they're like it's my second amendment

right to have a gun oh okay the bill of rights are the i forgot what the bill of rights was it came after the constitution yes because they were like we want to add this well yeah the word amendment is you're amending the constitution but they're called because they added well how many 13 12? 12. Mm-hmm. At once. Yeah. What do we turn into? It's a history podcast.

This is a history podcast. I almost wish we would do that. Content guaranteed. Yeah, I know, but yeah, that's true. Okay. All right, so what's the third one? We'll figure that one out. Third one is no soldier shall in time of peace.

I was going to say. No soldier is quartered in any house without the consent of the owner nor in time of war but in a manner to be prescribed by law okay so that's why these guys are so funny too where it's like it's my right constitution blah blah like everybody acts like it's this perfect thing it's like that's about british soldiers i know that's never like is there a british soldier it's like cheerio may i may i may i come in your domicile like they're not that's not a thing all right what's the fourth the right of the people to secure in their person's houses papers and effects against unreasonable searches and seizures okay that's cool that's a good one stop and frisk.

Five. No person shall be held to answer for a capital or otherwise. Oh, I plead the fifth. Sorry. There you go. There you go. Six. Do you know what six is?

Is that the right to assembly? Accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial. Okay. Is right to assembly in the first one? No, I think the first one's freedom of speech. Oh, that's speech only so we're on six was the jury be great if you got to seven it's like and women are less than obviously i don't know why i have to say that in suits at common law where the value and controversy shall exceed twenty dollars the right of trial by jury shall be preserved. Blah, blah, blah.

Oh, so six is speedy trial. Seven is trial by jury for $20 or more. A lot of this has to do with jail. Excessive bail should not be required or nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. That's eight. That's a big one. Mostly at the end, the cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. That's eight. That's a big one. Mostly at the end, the cruel and unusual.

So 10 is the enumeration of the Constitution of certain rights shall not be constructed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. What is that one? Say it again. The enumeration, which is like a list, in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people oh i don't know god damn dude i would i you know what a fucking great all like man on the street would be oh damn read these oh yeah like gun like toting trump people and be like hey what the fuck is this one because they're also like we gotta bring the constitution back yeah like

trump said that shit when he was running for president he's like we're gonna bring it back obama got rid of it we're gonna we're gonna bring back our glorious constitution you're like okay so what is yeah what's the eighth amendment way. Or just even, what does this mean? Well, yeah, like, that's why they have constitutional scholars and shit to break all that stuff down. I gotta look up the Bill of Rights, because I'm confused. Yeah, I mean, you got it. You know, it's some shit that you got that you're guaranteed by the Constitution. Because, yeah, then the 13th

amendment why do they write the bill of rights if they have the constitution because it wasn't perfect so that's why you can pass amendments so that's how like you got rid of slavery bill of rights is one amendment no no it's those 12 so and then you go because they all came at once yeah so then you can further amend stuff. So, like, the 13th Amendment is what got rid of that abolished. Well, yeah, like abolished slavery is the 13th Amendment, I'm pretty sure. And then I think 14th was women could vote, but I'm not positive on that. Yeah. But, yeah, that is how you get, like, prohibition and shit like that, too.

Yeah. How much cooler would social media be if women still couldn't vote? Pretty cool. Oh, my God. is how you get like prohibition and shit like that too yeah how much cooler would social media be if women still couldn't vote pretty cool oh my god just every comment's like a lot of talk for somebody that can't vote huh a lot of talk oh they'd be so funny but that's why um so there were tons of women that were in the abolitionist movement. And then African-Americans had the right to vote, like African-American men. And then they're like, well, what about, what the fuck? Yeah. You know, like, God, like women couldn't vote until like the 20s. Damn.

So like 100 years. It's so funny. God damn, it's crazy. A hundred years after. Yeah. But like, you know, they're just like, okay, let's not get crazy. We can't have women voting. What are you talking about?

You know? Yeah, I mean, I guess it made sense. They're like, you guys don't participate in, I mean, because they weren't allowed. Yeah, I know. I'm joking. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, how come you don't participate? They're like, not allowed. But, yeah, that's what all of, like, yeah, it's like, America's about freedom. It's so funny that it had to take, like, a movement for guys to be like, oh, yeah, we should let women vote. But even then, it was, like, beating the shit out of it. Like, they would do, like, marches and stuff. Yeah. And they're like, you guys are disgusting.

Oh, I literally, just before you came over i showed karen uh these old coffee commercials have you seen these you seen these you heard about these uh so folgers used to do these commercials where the premise would be that wives just suck dick at making coffee and their husbands like like or their husbands hate their coffee so they'll be like marge this is awful and it's just like dude it's like i'll send it to you it's like it's like a clip like a bunch of clips from the 50s yeah from the 650s 60s yeah we're like men like their wife brings them coffee like throws it on the flowers he threw on the flowers he's like oh he's like this is uh poison this is poison or something and and she was like you threw on that you're gonna kill the petunias he's like so you admit it this is poison. This is poison or something. And she was like, you're going to kill the petunias.

He's like, so you admit it. This is poison. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's insane. It's just like a hot wife brought his husband coffee while he's shaving. Sure. And she's, like, fully makeuped out, dressed for, like, business cash. Like, she's going somewhere.

He's getting blown by another woman. And he's like, hey, get out of here. She's like, oh, sorry. I made you a sandwich. He's getting ready for work, showering, shaving. She brings him a cup of coffee, and he drinks it. And he's like, I just don't get it. How can a woman that beautiful make coffee this bad? A woman that beautiful?

Hilarious. Yeah. I mean, that's all advertising was. Now it's kind of flipped to where it's like guys are stupid and they don't know how to use it right oh no yeah so weird that like you could just write these commercials and for it's folgers for a long time it's just like your photos maybe your coffee sucks no but their whole thing was like if you buy folders that won't happen yeah exactly it's like maybe they're uh what do you call it feminist yeah probably that's what it sounds like yeah it's like even a dumb broad can make it good it's pretty much what

they're saying jesus dude yeah so funny and then there's a poster my friend sent me uh where a man is has a woman over her his laps and he's spanking her because the coffee was bad. Oh, yeah. I think I've seen similar stuff. That's like a famous... Yeah, I've seen that. I mean, that's all advertising. It's like all these stupid ladies.

They're like, oh, well, I'm just a homemaker doing the best I can with my small lady brain. Damn. Yeah. So, you know, small lady brain. Damn. Yeah. So, you know, that was a better time. Yeah. We got to make America great again. That is what they're talking about, though, when they say make America great again.

Oh, yeah. No, dude, that's... Dude, that is what... I would say the average white guy, Trump, he wants an America where it's like, women stay home, dudes go to work, they can talk however they want come home dinner you know and they can go out to like the bar do whatever fuck around and they can say what they

want not get in trouble yeah they have zero responsibility yeah exactly insane yeah you know and it's like everyone who says it's like's like you're a diabetic. Your health is horrible. You live in poverty. I mean, if white people are the great race, you're not a part of that. You're not a part of that. Yeah. White people invented this or that.

Yeah, motherfucker, you work in a coal mine. You didn't invent shit. Yeah, you're not going on the poster my guy yeah yeah like we did this it's like you didn't do shit and you would have no idea how to either yeah it's like motherfucker you can't do pre-algebra and you're gonna talk to me about like tax codes yeah or or like i don't know a lot of great white men were architects. Like, do you know how to do that? Or, you know, we built this country. It's like, did we?

I have this guy on Facebook that he's not like, so in the neighborhood I grew up in, it was like a town home community, like a cul-de-sac kind of. Yeah. And he lived there. He's a nice guy. I don't think he's racist, but like he's, ah, he's racist. He's just, but he's like, I think he's a nice guy i don't think he's racist but like he's ah he's racist he's just but he's like i think he's so dumb yeah that he's racist anyway like i've been trolling him because you post i realized like oh he's one of these people that get all his news from memes

and so he posts all these memes about elon omar and like aoc and i love those because those get so much traction it's like AOC said on the house floor today that she loves to eat Christian blood yeah do you believe that like I thought you were gonna say she likes to eat butt because she's the she likes to eat butts with Christian blood in it yeah so uh yeah he always posts these insane, and I always just fact check them for him. And then we get in these long arguments. Sounds healthy. Yeah.

And to me, I'm just like, in my mind, I'm just fucking like, I'll post like, I call him out. I'm like, dude, your whole life is learning. You learn from memes. That's so sad. Like, you should read a book. Yeah. Or at least Google what it is. Because he's also one of these people who's like, if you turn on a book yeah you know like or at least google what it is one of these people who's like if you turn on these statues you're erasing history people won't learn

i'm like okay first of all that's not why they're there but let's ignore that also uh i don't think people learn about history from statues you know no one ever has books has anyone ever said to you you know what i just learned from a statue the other day? No one ever. No one. Motherfucker. Yeah. So. No one.

We just like, and then it's just so funny because I'll post like, I'm like, he posted something that he thought that Elon Omar like said that America is disgusting, blah, blah, blah. Every time you say Elon, I keep thinking you're going to say Musk. Oh shit. Am I saying her name wrong? No, I think you are. I think you are, but it's just just i didn't realize how similar they sound so anyway it says like elon musk omar is like we gotta put all the muslims on the moon hates america or says america is disgusting so

i looked it up it's so untrue oh and she also said uh she referred to 9-11 as some people did something. And so she was like, oh, it's not a big deal to her. And it's like, okay. So I looked at the quote and I'm like, well, here's the context it was set in. She was at a Muslim rat. She was at a benefit for Muslims to raise money to help spread like... 9-11 too. Yeah. It's for some Muslim foundation where they help spread awareness

about like it's not like what you like it's not you know yeah whatever evil or whatever right and uh and so she was like she was saying like the line some people did something it's like a really small group of muslims did a bad thing and it doesn't mean that every muslim is like that right and uh so wait they took her quote out of context and ran with it? Yeah, right. So I explained all that to him. I posted the link to the full video. I'm like posting articles.

I know he's not going to read any of this, but it's just to fuck with him. Because I just wanted to know, like, you're so dumb. And then so I posted. I'm like, oh, here's another fun thing. Because Senator Paul Rand is the, like, it was like a quote. Rand Paul. Yeah. It was his quote.

And the best part is she voted to continue funding for the 9-11 first responders bill. And he didn't. And he didn't. Yeah. And he was like, well, even though I care about first responders, I just don't. Government spending. I'm like, you don't think the U.S. can pay for the health insurance for these people he's a piece of shit yeah so I pointed all that out and uh and his the

guy's response was like well at that point after saying all that she would have to fund that bill and and you know people gotta learn to take care of themselves there's something there's no free you know and it's just like dude you're fat're fat, you're diabetic. I went and when the, because I still vote in that district. So I saw you voting. They had to bring a chair for you to sit down. That's horrific. I mean, you work at Giants. That's his American right.

Which is a noble job, but. Yeah. It's just like, if you're a white guy, you could have like, why aren't you making hundreds of thousands? It's so easy to like pull yourself up, you know? Right, right. And that like white people, it's like where it's like, well, okay, you're so great. Then go for it. But those are the same people too.

It's like, well, I don't have any privilege. It's like. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said that. Yeah, you do. Also, a quick sidebar. I told that story about

getting pulled over and like laughing as like a teenager uh my friend blake he was in the car and he was like yeah ryan was eating a veal parmesan sub when the cop came to the door like just even more privilege of like huh like eating veal yeah i think i feel like it was chicken parms he says veal but i'm not sure wow um but yeah also shout out to blake he fixed my hvac this weekend god bless him love that guy uh i got a i got a small leak in one of my compressors so some of the refrigerant leaked out so it was cold but not as cold as it could be yeah so it was really nice catching up with him hell yeah but uh but yeah no that's that's what i love zuber it's like no it's not saying like you still have to apply yourself but if you do the barrier to entry is

much lower for other people yeah like privilege doesn't mean that it's like okay you get it all like yeah like yeah obviously white people have tough lives but but that's the thing i think like these people it's like i i just think he's like dumb well that's what i was gonna say too like you can do all that stuff there's just people well also it's it's just like i mean cult is a little strong but you're not gonna change his mind no never because it's also this is their identity the same way we talk about people it's like hey man why don't you just quit comedy yeah like i don't this like that's their life like this is now his life he's like hey man why don't you just quit comedy yeah like i don't this like that's their life like this is now his life he's like i'm the republican meme guy and like

all my friends are republican meme guys like so funny like my identity is being this so it takes a lot to then be like wait a minute am i a fucking idiot i know no but it's just like he'll never he's never had that ever in his life like where he's like am i dumb you know i picture he's looking in the mirror and like full trump merch like head to toe he's like wait a minute am i a fucking idiot yeah that's not gonna happen god i just love people who don't read are so opinionated opinionated yeah it's amazing yeah i don't read and that's why i'm like yeah i don't know anything people on both sides do that too though yeah like i mean that's the stuff on twitter where it's like oh so and so did this thing it's like well fuck him cancel him he's done like all right well what actually happened you know right

yeah it's almost like uh social media is a bit of a nightmare huh it is dude i've been going strong i've been lurking a lot a little much too much but i'm glad i have not posting uh-huh i made exception to fuck with that guy but that was it i feel like this is your aa but for social media like hi i'm umar yeah i've been lurking i've been tempted to post i haven't posted i my friend sent me an article because we were talking about this just say she was like man i just really want to delete facebook i'm like do it yeah and she's like i know and like i apparently you can she told me like you can uh get like a like a bomb or i don't know what it is but you can get a download of your whole facebook history yeah and just like all all the posts pictures and all that shit I don't know what it is, but you can get a download of your whole Facebook history.

Yeah, and just like all the posts, pictures, and all that shit. Oh, so you can delete it and then have the pictures, you mean? No, like yeah, it just shows your statuses, your picture, like all that stuff. So you're saying if you were to delete it, you would want to do that? Well, she was saying it would be cool to do that, go through it, and then just delete it. Gotcha. And I was like, no, you don't need to go through it. Yeah.

That seems like an insane thing to do. Yeah. Because Facebook's been around for how many years? A while. Like 15? Yeah. Yeah. There's no reason. I guess.

Some people have kids and shit that they probably don't have. She doesn't have kids. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. All right. It okay old and single yeah gross yeah it's like do you want to see pictures shitty coffee yeah you want to see all those pictures of dead flowers around your house yeah you idiot oh man oh boy um yeah man i um yeah i haven't posted i don't think i've posted anything on facebook for a little while but it is funny i've heard when you go to delete it like facebook does the thing where it's like are you sure yeah and like it puts up like pictures of your friends it's like

well umar is gonna miss you dude i looked where to go and i can't find where to delete it like delete yeah like you can delete the app but not your profile i'm not ready to delete because it's just like you do want it if you can use it to promote stuff and just kind of be in the know on stuff yeah but what is there to promote well yeah i kind of wish someone would just i'm sure they're around but like if there was a social media for just events, that'd be, you know, cause that's the cool thing about Facebook. Like you're bored.

You're like, let's see what's going on in town. Yeah. Like, oh cool. There's like this show happening or there's some market and there's like, oh, this band's playing this happy hour. Yeah. I do learn a lot about that shit through Instagram, especially like protests and stuff like that too and events and stuff but then that's also owned by facebook right you know yeah yeah not not great not great at all yeah yeah but yeah i haven't posted for a while and so i've

noticed that facebook will like do like bullshit notifications because i think that that's like a part of yes where it's like oh you haven't used it for a while and then my facebook app had like the the red circle with the eight on it and i was like eight notification for what and it was like bullshit like that where it's like it's it's uh carl's birthday and then here's this thing and also this do you want to credit for your dig sesh pain like okay like, okay. So weird. Easy. Yeah, we got to get rid of it. Yeah.

I think it, I mean, I think Facebook is one of the worst things because they don't regulate shit like that. Like what we're talking about of like the memes and it's like they've actively said like, well, we're not going to police videos that go out there if they're true or not. Did you see that photo of zuckerberg surfing dude and it was like a super white like he just how much sunscreen is this motherfucker use his face yeah he was doing like uber white face yeah he was doing like mime face that was it could have just been the way the sun hit i guess but like he was like so so white also man how tight is that you have your own little beachfront property like he was trying to but did you hear what he was trying to do yeah there's like 10 other houses around yeah he was trying to get rid of people whose family have lived there for years yeah but yeah i want to buy it and like he didn't have a right to buy it or

something he's like nah but i bought it so you got to get the fuck out of here. But yeah, so yeah, they don't fact check anything. And then so tons of videos can circulate. It's like, Hillary Clinton eats people. Right. And it's like 10 million shares. And you're like, what? I know. We're so fucked.

Yeah, then people are like, I saw on the news, like old people will be like, Facebook will be like, yeah, I saw on the news, or I saw this video the other day. Dude, and yeah, yeah that's and so that's what makes like elections now so like after 2016 you're like 2020 that november is going to be ridiculous we're going to be still quarantining oh it's going to be and it's going to start to be getting worse it's going to get worse so we have to go vote in that to get out one of the most insane people to probably have the office. And we're going to all have to go through the... Not alone, but you can't get together, go to a bar, house parties.

You know what I mean? Yeah. But if he loses, I think everyone's coming out into the streets. I think if he loses, it's going to get weird because he's not gonna accept it i think he will i don't know he said it twice in interviews that he'll probably lose but he also said they said would you accept it he said i don't know i'll have to look at it i don't know i don't know yeah we'll see i mean yeah that would be fun though just that night to be celebrating it is we yeah that would be fun but it's also such a like the year has been so weird that we have that at the end of it too is just nuts that it's the season finale of f i know 2020 it's like it's bad enough it's been crazy shit it's like and then we

have a presidential election we have to vote for biden to get trump out oh i hope i hope biden gets a good vice president this is the craziest candidate the dumbest cop it's like there's a virus that's killing old frail people and other people guess who the only man to save america like the old it was like the oldest people that have ever ran to be president yeah i was I was joking about what if aliens come too, and that's like the president that we have is Trump. But yeah, no, he truly doesn't give a fuck. We have a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic, and he's like, I don't know. I don't know about that. Damn, this is going to be the best Netflix documentary in 10 years.

I mean, it's going to be, like, a 10-parter. Oh. It's going to have to be, like. So many parts. It's going to have to be, like, leading up to the election. Like, all, like, the no trust in the media. Like, all that has to come together. Well, also, like, the Russia stuff, too.

The Russia stuff. Or even, like, there's so much stuff we don't know. Yeah, and then you have to, like, yeah and then uh you have to like oh man you have to like dig into like the whole black lives matter is like the history of like police killings in america like who's gonna be a 10 parter dude i'm telling oh at least we might even go 12 i bet you i bet you they're working on it right now yeah probably i mean there's already tons of documentaries about him too but yeah i mean the more the like behind the scenes stuff that's going to come out it's crazy like how quick

documentaries come out now like uh because like usually like documentaries come out like 45 years after something happens right like but now it's like oh last year california was devastated by fire well there's also a documentary like it was it's just like 20 well but there's so much footage of stuff now right and that's what i'm saying it's like so because as it's happening that's what's so funny is like as a town is burning there are people like we gotta go record this and like we gotta get some content yeah we got we got content vice reporters out there hi i'm on mushrooms and i'm looking at the fire and i'm you know i'm on shrooms and i feel like this is i'm in hell but your home is burning do you feel

the same way i know that people like to say it's lit but now it really is lit hi i'm jeremiah from vice and i'm on mushrooms i'm on shrooms and the roof is on fire bro the roof is actually on fire um yeah uh well yeah i mean just like the day-to-day stuff must be so insane in the white house like there was a report that supposedly trump the only reason he like wore a mask was somebody was like hey coronavirus is starting to kill people in like the states to vote for you or like said like wow i said like our people are starting to die and he's like oh okay jesus and then the way he posted it you're like is that a real tweet you have to go check like oh yeah go check and you're like oh my god it's real oh yeah no one's more patriotic than me. He said that like. Your favorite president. I think he said it or is in like a White House press briefing. That he was upset that Paw Patrol got canceled.

And Paw Patrol is like a cartoon where it's like little kids and dogs are like a police force. It's like a Nickelodeon show. Oh, got it, got it got it so he was like cops was canceled paw patrol was canceled and it's like paw patrol wasn't canceled yeah what it's dude and then his like cognitive test shit if he goes to jail after we get i know that's insane also i think people are confusing a cognitive test for a test for like alzheimer's um well yeah it doesn't one just indicate like if you fail the cognitive one it's gonna be it's gonna indicate other stuff is like wrong with your brain though

right uh sure like if you're if you're like this because it's like literally it's a picture of a camel and then it's count back from 100 and stuff like. Yeah, that's not like a cognitive test. That's like more tests to see like where your brain. Like it's like a difference between like like it's like stored knowledge, you know, versus like intellect. So you think they gave him an Alzheimer's test? That's what I heard it was. I thought they even said that.

I don't know. They referred to it as a cognitive test. Because is it a way, like, yes, you are assessing some sort of cognition. Right. But in the traditional sense of, like, an IQ test, that's not what he took. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not an IQ test. Right.

Which is also another thing that would be in the documentary. It's like, what? He says crazy shit all the time. I know. Like apparently he even floated the idea of like nuking hurricanes. Yeah. But like what's beyond that, that they're like, we got to get this guy a fucking test. Dude, can you imagine like also the documentary is going to include like a timeline of just the lies, this motherfucker. It's going to include a timeline of just the lies.

This motherfucker. It's going to be amazing. There's so many. Yeah, I was thinking the other day, I wish somebody would just compile all of it. But literally every fucking day. That's why I'm hoping people would vote for Biden because people are like, I can't do this anymore. This is so strut. To wake up to a Like every day there's a.

To wake up to a tweet every day is insane. Or the possibility of like some other like crazy shit. Yeah. Yeah. We're like, what? We're pulling out of the World Health Organization? Why? I know.

What for? It's amazing, dude. What are we doing? Woo. Yeah, it's a good time. It's fun, dude. It's a good time. It's scary.

I got a new TV tv so i don't care costco 55 inches of pure samsung baby now smart tv did you have to go through like putting all your passwords in for every fucking thing um because boy oh boy that is a bummer i wasn't that bad i mean it was i did netflix amazon hulu i think that was it and you just know them all uh they're all pretty similar okay i keep them in my phone too ah smart yeah yeah yeah so everything we have a smart tv downstairs and i like the only thing stopping me from putting it just reset your shit is i don't want to like deal with just reset your password it takes two seconds i know but for everything it's how many are there all right we got netflix okay

hulu okay hbo amazon okay uh youtube okay we're five we're five there's more i think that's pretty yeah I think that's pretty decent. Yeah, I think that's it. That's a lot. It's not that bad. Mine's shit's all different. I'm borrowing Raheel's Netflix. HBO is from Karen's friend.

Hulu is Karen's. So there you go. You got that. Just text these people. Yeah, but that text's like, hey, man. Yeah. I'm updating. What's the thing again?

Hey, man, I have enough money to update my tv but not pay for yeah i ain't paying for that we did a swap with karen's friend oh that's hulu they gave us hbo that's fair i pay for hbo via amazon so that's that's a two for one right that's a two for one right there um yeah the other day i saw the charge on my uh on my account for it was like i think it's 14.99 a month and i saw it in my bank account it was like amazon 15 and it was recurring and i was like what the fuck is this and i even like messaged one of like the the help people like the bots and they're like uh it appears it's for your hbo subscription i was like right right okay i'm like who the fuck is taking 15 i have the same way with spotify because i have it linked to my paypal oh yeah and so i get this thing but like whatever name

spotify is like incorporated under or whatever like that's what comes up on the paper and i'm like what the fuck yeah what and then i, because I forgot that I pay for it. You just use it so much. Right. And you're like, so then I'm like, I've been paying for this for months. What the fuck is this? And then I realized it was Spotify. Yeah, I'm like, who's been stealing?

Yeah, you just, you forget you pay. There's got to be idiots out there who pay for so many things like Spotify, Apple Music, all that shit. Sure, sure. They just don't even remember every month. It's just like, God. Well, so the TV came with a free 30-day subscription to Showtime. Yeah.

And it's like, just go to this website and put in this code. And so I did it. And then I was like, okay, cool. You can cancel anytime before Augustust yeah whatever but just put your credit card information if you wanted to roll over but you can cancel before august 27th or whatever it is right and it's like how many people just forget and they like bank on that too i'm like no no just put your credit card information and you can cancel yeah dude so that's funny because uh when i was a cashier at sam goody like they would always have these like dumb things where like you they want you to get people to sign up for like magazine subscriptions yeah because the store gets like money for that because they get they get a cut a deal with like

the magazine and so you you're like hey if you want you can sign up for like 10 free issues you can pick two magazines it's completely free completely free you just cancel yeah and then so the things and when i first started dude i was like because oh you keep track of how many and so you're seeing everyone else's numbers you're competing with your co-workers and so to rip people off when i first started like for some reason like i was so good at it like i was just like yeah because i just came off so innocent just like yeah nonchalant like oh yeah we're giving away like 10 free magazines cancel you know and you don't gotta pay just you know whatever i don't know you gave him the soft sell of like yeah it's whatever yeah and uh i was killing it and then the shitty thing is it's like

as you're typing like you get them to write all their information down then you have to type it all in so as you get or they're like you're typing in you just give them the part like yeah like just make sure you cancel after like the whatever issue and then you're all good but after that it'll be like 18 bucks a month or something right we would have people come to the store like every now and then just like bitching to us. Like, I got charged. I'm like, because also that was back then before. I didn't even work. It was like people like 2006, 2007.

People still weren't conducting business on the internet. And so to cancel a charge like that would be really frustrating. There was online banking, but I don't think it was as prevalent as it is now. I didn't do it. Yeah. People were scared of it, too. Yeah. My bank.

I remember my dad told me, never put your credit card number on the internet. That's how Matt was, too. My dad was like, hey, you're going to have to learn how to balance a checkbook. And I was like, it's all right here at bankofamerica.com. I don't know what you're talking about. Because you used to have to do that back in the day. I know. You wrote a check and be like, okay, well, I gave Comcast $100.

Yeah, you have to keep track of your own money yeah exactly yeah ah fucking can you imagine can you imagine right blah whoo cursive gross ah i don't even know why i learned it it's funny that people get mad that kids don't learn cursive anymore i'm like why do you want kids to you no one ever uses it we're listen we're going back to hieroglyphics and that's what no wonder that's what emojis are yeah the same people who want kids to like learn cursive and get so upset about are the same people who still work in coal they think there's a future like well i did it so you gotta do it you got you know people yeah they're like you gotta learn cursing they're like why are these

coals going away it's just you know then bad for the environment my guy environment bro bad for you too yeah it ain't great it ain't great no yeah no this uh yeah america just a weird weird fucking place yeah it's like this whole thing really brought down the walls and just kind of showed you it's just like you know we're like i mean a lot so many people knew that but this is like so showing just like yeah oh all we have is that like our military power like we don't have brains we don't have like well we're we're fucking that up too because when we stopped bringing people in, I forget what the visa is, but it's like, what is it? It's like 134B.

It's like a special visa where it really helps bring in smart people from other countries that want to come here, that want to go to like tech and stuff like that. So it's like a special visa. And Trump closed that too. Nice. So then even businesses were like hey you're really fucking shit up for us like we're not even having like we're not we can't even bring in smart people

from other countries i watched a documentary like a small like i think it's like one of those things called explained yeah it's on the water shortage that's terrifying so at some point south africa like ran out of water they had to cut off yeah i saw a video from johannesburg i think yeah in like a grocery store where people were fighting over bottles of water they were gonna cut off water yeah cut off water because they're whatever they use to get water some aqueduct or whatever. Yeah. It just ran out. And then they said within the next 20 years, four other countries are going to run out of water. It's really scary. It's so scary.

Yeah, that's one of my biggest fears. And when you learn that companies like Nestle are buying up water. So they've talked about that and like uh and it's funny because a bond movie a 1997 bond movie or something no more recent than that 2008 maybe one of the daniel craig movies yes that was the bad guy he was buying up all the water yeah he was a ceo buying water yeah yeah but no that's that's real shit like poland spring and people like that like they will buy a town's water supply and then sell it back to them even more expensive so yeah like you can't even access so it's like um what is it like you can literally just drink it right out of

the ground but i forget what the term is but whatever it is like the water right there like if somebody from that town were to go there and try to get water, they would like sue you, arrest you because you don't have property or like you don't own it. That's their property. Yeah. The water thing is really scary. It's going to get real. It's going to be great 20 years from now. Climate change.

It's going to be fun. Climate change, water shortage. Yeah. Yeah. It's another thing like social media stuff or like having so much news be available to you. Oh, yeah. yeah that's another thing like social media stuff or like having so much news be available to you oh yeah i woke up to a like a washington post alert that said like biggest hurricane ever is about to hit texas and you're like oh good here we go cool well dude yeah so this whole this documentary said that like mexico like most places use aquifer as a backup.

This woman was like, think of these as savings accounts. It's okay to dip in them once in a while. Right. But all Mexico relies on is an aqueduct. So you're taking groundwater out. And dude, it's like an insane amount of people live in Mexico City. It's an insane amount of people. Right. So apparently because they keep removing so much water oh half of all their drinking like their water gets lost in leaks in their pipes and their pipes yeah you're also not supposed to drink

the water i guess they're used well they are used to it so then and then also because they keep taking water from this aqueduct for some reason, like, I can't explain the science, but you're removing water from underground. So Mexico City has been shrinking every year. Yeah. By like, in some places, nine inches a year. That's also, yeah, how you get like sinkholes and stuff too. Dude.

You think about all this shit, you're just like, God damn damn there is like no reason to be here it's a mess it's a mess it's a mess we're in the golden age of uh i think this is like yeah we got to live the golden age we're gonna see it crumble but we'll still it'll still be around and not like while we're around it'll be fine and then the next like generation generation yeah they're gonna have to deal with so many fucking problems. Yeah. We are in the 1950s Folgers commercial. Yeah.

Of, like, climate change. Yes. Like, where everybody's like, oh, this water tastes terrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we're, like, throwing plastic bottles in the ocean. Yeah, where I'm just, I'm, like, using my hose to spray off, like, oh, there's some leaves in my concrete. I'm going to clean them off. Yeah, yeah yeah it's like

oh fuck i spilled food all over here that i didn't finish i better hose that hosing down is far superior to sweeping i'm like why did i even buy this fucking sweep i don't need it i just fucking get the hose out of here yeah i power wash these it looks nice oh my god it's like you're just it's night and day dude did you Did you rent a power washer? No, my buddy up the street, my barber, John at Bank Barbers, he loaned it to me. Or no, he let me borrow it. Let you borrow it, yeah. I didn't like definitely go down there.

Yeah, I might need to get one for the deck, I think. I'm going to buy one. Oh, nice. Because I'm going to do this every year. I'm going to do this. Dude, this, if you can look under here, that's what it was, all of it. It's like this black green. Oh, okay. what it was. All of it. It's like this black green. Oh, okay.

So, yeah. And it looks like almost brand new. It's crazy. Yeah, now it just looks like new sidewalk. Yeah, so I did it out front. Dude, it's insane. So, I asked my friend, he was like, how often do you do it? He said like once a year.

Power washing is the most satisfying thing. You see all the grime go away. Yeah, but you also feel like such an adult. But the whole i'm doing it i'm listening to like come town oh sure and like laughing at 14 year old boy humor of course of course it's hilarious yeah like oh he said the artwork yeah like while i was painting my house i was listening to uh like some 41 or something you're like i'm a big boy painting my home that i own and i still listen to this garbage you're like i'm a big boy i'm painting my home that i own and i still listen to this garbage you're you're a grown man so funny um so uh we'll go out soon oh yeah but uh so the side of my house is fucked up oh shit so from like the storms it wore away at some of the cement in

between the bricks and now water has gotten into the wall where the living room is yeah so now i gotta take out the drywall where in the living room where the water damage is replace that kind of paint but outside i have to take out that uh old cement like scrape it all out put in the new stuff then probably gonna have to repaint and then if you paint that section because the house is blue so if you paint that section you could do it but it's going to look more fresh than the rest of it so now i'm just gonna have a strip so i'll probably have to repaint the entire side of the house but i was thinking i was like i got a lot of a lot of wall there um window or I hire somebody to do a Black Lives Matter Mural for free

It's like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode Where I'm just like hey brother I'm down with the cost Would you mind I got a lot of real estate you could paint over here And again no I won't charge you anything I support what you guys are all about You know what I'll tell you what you can do it for free damn that's a lot of stuff are you gonna do it yourself no no my dad's gonna help out and then his buddy mike uh who he's a carpenter with mike

has like his own side business oh cool so he's gonna come by tomorrow and tell me like how much it is to fix that shit so we can do like Matt and I can do this stuff on the inside. Essentially, you just have to, like, cut out the damaged drywall. Because the drywall is just, like. Are you going to have to repair a pipe or anything? No, no pipes. Oh, it's just water coming in. Yeah, water is just coming in.

So, like, the side of your house where, like, all the spots in between the brick is, like, cement. So that wore away. So when it rained, like, really hard and, and like push up against the side, it got in. So like just the top of the wall is like damaged. It's not like the entire wall. So we got to cut out like a two by eight kind of strip to replace it and stuff. So yeah, home ownership. It's real delight.

Real delight. But anyway, if you know any artists out there that want to do a nice mural. All right. Guys, submit your mural ideas. Yeah, submit your mural ideas to the Dig Sesh. To the Dig Sesh. Hit us up on any of our social media would be nice. Sweet.

Do we do an hour? Yeah, we're at an hour. We're at 58 and 30. It looks like it's going to rain. Maybe not. It feels great now. It does feel nice and cool. I was trying to get Karen to go for a little picnic dinner, and she didn't want to.

What a whore. Her coffee stinks. Oh, yeah. What did she serve you, dude? Dude, I don't know. Poison? Yeah, right. We get Mom's Organic Market Coffee.

It's $8. It's not great. It's not terrible. It's not bad. It's a good deal. Yeah. There's some organic coffee beans at a Giant that I'll get. Okay.

I splurged a little bit and helped out a Maryland company. They're an Eastern Shore company. Rise Up. Rise Up is great coffee. Yeah. Great coffee. Expensive. I go once in a while. $13.

$13. I just did it the other day. Yeah. $13. I'm going to treat myself a little bit. I used to make a cold. I was a cold brew kid. I know. Yeah. too and uh but it's too much work man i don't think so i don't know i like to let it sit it's kind of fun the fucking i had this you had a thing you had a thing right

yeah yeah i have a cold uh my buddy mike got me one as a housewarming gift a cold brew uh cold brewing kid i used like a jar with like a mesh it was like a gallon jar and as a mesh thing goes down the middle oh man but that would like leak a little so then i bought this uh like cloth you can put it in so i put the cloth in there but and you gotta clean all this just like the kid is so nice it's like a pitcher and then it has a the top on it that has holes in it so when you pour the water, it evenly distributes it over the beans and then you let that sit in the pitcher for 24 hours. All right.

And then you put the pitcher on top of like a graduated cylinder kind of thing and drain it into there. But cold brew is so much stronger. Well, it's concentrate. Right. So you're supposed to cut it. With water. I never did that, bro.

That's right. Yeah. I remember that. Yeah. Crazy. So I'm like. Pretty nuts. right so you're supposed to cut it with water i never did that bro that's right yeah yeah i remember that yeah crazy so i'm like nuts i i don't want it because it tastes so fucking good oh you like it like oh i love it have you had greek coffee before no it's super thick yeah i love like i would love it like it's they give you like a smaller cup like i'd say it's like bigger than a dixie cup uh at like street festivals and shit like that. But yeah, it's like when you're drinking it, you know, like the sediment that gets to the bottom of like of coffee or whatever.

It's at the bottom. I'd say it's like this much, like an inch of like sediments in there and shit. Dude, it's thick. Yeah, that gets under teeth. Yeah. Cuban coffee is kind of like that, too. It's really sugary. Oh, dude.

When we were in Puerto Rico. Hard to find good coffee, dude. Puerto Rico. They have not figured out coffee yet. These dumb broads. I can't remember where we were. We got to get Folgers down there. We found this.

We got excited because we were in this town. We were in this surf town called Ring Con. But we were there in the off season so no one was there because the winter is the like we're in the surf is good right but it's still warm down there yeah uh anyway uh anyway so we're just driving around and like there there was like nothing was really open except for a couple places because the town there's no like no one's there it's just a complete tourist surf town right we were driving and we saw this like cute little coffee stand on the side of the road and we're like oh fuck yeah these probably these like these people love coffee like they're probably like you know counterculture

blah blah fucking god it fucking sucked like it tastes it's like water and i'm like why are people down here not figured out coffee but then you go to mexico mexico city dude is unreal mexico city is what i thought brooklyn would be it's so hip it's so cool it's clean everything is so nice and hip the coffee shops are amazing the restaurants and bars oh my god and for us it's so cheap yo Yo, my God. Yeah. It's amazing. Brooklyn is pretty rad, but Brooklyn is also so fucking big. It's so big. It's dirty.

Mexico still has a lot of greenery in the areas you would stay at. It's beautiful. It's so beautiful. I recommend, but I don't think anyone's going anywhere. Yeah, I don't think we're allowed i think mexico literally said they're not gonna be like years before it's we're gonna be traveling like that insane um yeah never been to mexico city but tulum was very rad oh nice um yeah we found like a couple good coffee spots or like spots where we got like a cocktail and stuff and they also had coffee and shit so uh all right all right let's go let's go on that we've both been to mexico been to mexico sorry to flex on you listeners puerto rico puerto rico cuba pakistan arnold maryland

canada we've been places my guy uh yeah follow us on social media matt josh kaderna and all that stuff even though it's terrible but hey still on it i'm not really doing much so you don't need to follow anything you don't need to follow anything um yeah i guess uh i guess that's it everybody thank you for listening and we will talk to you next week bye you