The Digression Sessions - EPISODE 200!!!!! (@JoshKuderna @TheeMikeFinazzo @AKISauce)

Episode Date: October 3, 2016

Hola Digheads, this week Josh and Finazzo hit the grand milestone of 200 god damn episodes. And we celebrate in style with super fan and close personal friend, Scott Macklin!     Oddly, we talk politics for a bit and of course dick around too. This was a fun hang.   Thank you all so much for listening and being supportive of us idiots talking into microphones for 200 episodes!   Follow the podcast, Josh Kuderna, and Mike Finazzo on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  Josh - @JoshKuderna on Twitter and @JoshKuderna on Instagram Mike Finazzo - @TheeMikeFinazzo on Twitter The Pod - @DigSeshPod on Twitter The Pod's Facebook page - Dig Sesh on Facebook Thanks for listening, all! Do the pod a favor and rate and review the pod on iTunes & Stitcher plz!

Thunder Grunt Podcast Network So let's just start the episode. The Big 200. With our only listener. It is cool that Scott's here. For the 200th. I do listen on the reg. You want to sweep snakes.

For this episode, we just cut out the metal band. Why are we even using microphones? What are we doing? Just right to my brain. It's like the ultimate vr um okay so it's episode 200 welcome to the digression sessions podcast everybody uh it's me josh kaderna alongside my co-host mr mike finazzo hey buddy how you doing and we're with the number one dig head and my good friend scott macklin hi everybody hey so we have been uh we were trying to get a big guest for episode 200 and boy did we do it we did it i'm an unknown yeah you're on the la podcast that i deleted

did you yeah because you're like, it's bad. I didn't even listen to it. I deleted it. But that one person tweeted you that they listened to it to the end. I know, and I thanked them for their service. I also like the two seconds ago, Scott was our lead listener, that he's like, wait, you didn't post that episode? Yeah, I did post it.

No, because I listened to it. I know, but you were like, it's bad. So it scared me. I'm also very, I'm hypercritical of myself. Right. Anything that I do. Okay. Well, if people want to hear that LA episode, they can experience it through this.

You know? There's two thirds of it here. And we have a mic. You know? That makes perfect sense. It was a mic Normile that was there, but now I got a mic Fonazo. You know? Now we're not on.

What? Mushroom. Oh, we didn't record on Mushroom, so. Yes, we did. No, we didn't. Yes, we did. or mile that was there but now i gotta make finazzo you know now we're not on what mushroom oh we didn't record on mushrooms though yes we did no we didn't yes we did no we didn't we did it during the middle of the day while we were playing rummy this is good pod by the way episode 200 so yeah so anyway so uh yeah trying to line up people uh they fall through we didn't put an episode out last week we're all busy that's a common thing our episodes have really turned into who couldn't make it and how we didn't have time to do any prep for the show zero prep guys

i'm a little offended yeah how how so because i'm a big guest in my mind yeah you are you know yeah you are even though i did not expect to be on the pod today. Well, Scott, you're a good friend of mine. I've known you since, what is it, like six or seven years? Something like that. Yeah, we met in an improv class, as all young white men do. And we've been fast friends ever since. And you moved to New York not too long ago.

And you're looking to start your own podcast. So you're like, hey, let me see how these shitheads do it. I can surely do it better than them. They're doing podcasts in New York for me to shadow, so let's go back to Baltimore. Well, I only know one person who would allow me to watch them pod. Yep. And so when I came in this weekend, I'm like, hmm.

Yeah, so I didn't want you to just sit there and just watch us. I was like, that's kind of weird and dumb. You would have had some laughter in the background, though. Yeah, that would be fun. I don't mind that. It would be nice to get an audience. Should we get like five or six people in here? Yeah, that people can play it about how the show changed,

like they did with the Bill Sibbets podcast. Yeah, then we can get some feral cats that me and Umar have been collecting. So there was one cat that was chilling on my porch, and I bought food for it. We named it John Turturro after Night Of. That guy from the Night Of? Yeah, the guy from the Night Of. Yeah. Because Umar and I are both allergic to cats, so we got him food.

And now the other day I came home and there were three cats on the porch like what's up where's that food and so i fed them so me and uh umar are becoming one right now yeah we're becoming crazy cat ladies just walked across it was a the white one might be taturo so it was white and had black spots that's him that's john taturo right there yo johnny t yeah see so clear off that axemaema betty sneaky see mr deets his greatest role well done i love that scott was uh you're describing john taturo to umar yeah right and he goes uh and where's like i know the name what movies has he been and scott goes have you seen mr deets i'm sure you know his seminal role yeah i'm sure when John Turturro meets people they're like oh what do I know you probably like Mr. Deeds I don't know and he goes very very sneaky yes absolutely

yes yes movie yes started the decline of Adam Sandler though he fell real hard was that the beginning of the decline in In my opinion. Probably. I don't think I ever saw that one. What was after that? 50 First Dates was right around there, too. I remember liking 50 First Dates. I like the conceit that she has to watch The Sixth Sense every day. I thought that was really funny.

Right. And then she's like, he was a ghost the whole time. I like that. But he had a run in the 90s that was just classic movies. Billy Madison's one of the greatest comedies ever made. I mean, Happy Gilmore's great. Wedding Singer's great. Big Daddy's great.

Big Daddy, I remember watching that a ton. Jon Stewart, killing it. Oh, he was really good in that movie. Really good. Leslie Mann, before she was Mrs. Apatow. That's right. That's right. And now, yeah, he releases shit like,

he has that whole deal with Netflix where it's like a movie a year. They're like, we'll put out your shit. Not even if it's been two this year. Yeah. He's just like shitting them out. No idea how that works. Yeah, Kevin James has a movie out on Netflix.

I think it's under Happy Madison, too. So that's all under the Adam Sandler deal. Have you guys seen the new Kevin James show? No. But I will not shit on it because a friend of ours may end up on it oh so and that's you scott mack yes your day just got a little bit better you can go shadow kevin james's new pod what do you have cancer it's like your make a wish day your favorite pod your favorite kevin james vehicle oh that's not my favorite kevin james vehicle how dare you

which is it hitch oh really come on i never? Come on. I never saw Hitch. I thought you were going to say Paul Blart 2. Well, I saw that too. Mall Cop again. I was all right. The first one was good. But Hitch, I really liked that. I actually saw the MMA one at the theater on a road gig.

Here comes the boom. Yeah, that's what road comedy is. You see shitty movies in the middle of the day. And it also seemed like they just wrote that movie based around the P.O.D. song. Right. What could we do? There's got be like a cool fighting part to this song well and then there's also a scene in the movie where henry winkler plays that song with the acoustic guitar sure yeah sure that movie honestly wasn't as shitty as i thought it was gonna be i didn't hate it i would love to see that on the poster both both of those quotes. I didn't hate it.

Honestly, I mean, I've heard that Kevin James has wrestling experience or something, but you see a UFC movie with someone who's not a fighter, and you automatically, oh, this is an excuse for Kevin James getting shit. Right. But it wasn't that bad. I expected an abortion. It just got a miscarriage. I mean, I'm glad it's dead either way.

This I can explain to my parents. When I first started dating Karen, I was like, I'm getting big into King of the Hill. And she thought I was talking about King of Queens. And she was like, I don't know. I was like, no, it's really good. A lot of people didn't watch it. She's like, yeah, it's weird.

And then I showed it to her. She's like, it's really good like a lot of people didn't watch it she's like yeah it's weird and then i showed it to her she's like oh okay all right i thought you like terrible comedies i've had my uh king of queens run i'm not did you yeah yeah i never got into it i mean uh that was one of those shows at tbs like they become like a channel for a tv show for a while yeah seinfeld it's seven eight nine ten eleven and uh every other time after that and then family like a channel for a TV show for a while. Seinfeld. It's 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and every other time after that. And then Family Guy. Anything with Frank Costanza, I'll give a chance to. I like Jerry Stiller.

I think he's funny. Patton Oswalt was on it. Our best friend Patton Oswalt. Did you see him on Conan? I did. Jesus Christ. Did you watch that clip? No, I did not see that.

Heartbreaking and beautiful and hilarious. So good. Yeah. Wow. It sounds weird to be like, I'm proud of him, did you watch that clip heartbreaking and beautiful and hilarious so good yeah yeah wow it's it sounds weird to be like i'm proud of him but i'm proud like to go on there and then kind of like talk about your wife's death and then joke about how it's like affecting your daughter and wow it was really good i'm gonna have to watch that yeah he told this whole story about um how mother's day was coming up and so like his daughter's dealing with the the death of her mom like fine but he's like i just want to pull her out of school for the week and he told the school about it and they're like oh that's good because we're going to do a whole

like week-long thing of like hey let's make a project for your mom or yeah he's like so uh so we did we did the whole thing i took her out uh to go see uh my wife's family and we we were hanging out we went to amusement parks and it was like a week of family and fun and uh nothing happened she had a great time we're gonna fly back like out of chicago or something like that and uh he's like we're at the gate we're boarding the plane or no they're on the plane right and like a flight attendant comes over and uh they're like right we're at the gate. We're boarding the plane. Or no, they're on the plane, right? And like a flight attendant comes over. And they're about to watch a movie on the iPad. Just like, all right, we did it.

We made it. Let's watch a movie. We're going to go home. And this flight attendant leans over and she goes, I am so sorry about your wife. And then she looks at the daughter. She goes, my mom died when I was young. And I never got over it. What the fuck kind of comment is that? her wife and then she looks at like the daughter she goes my mom died when i was young and i never

got over it like right as you're getting taking off yeah and so uh but he was riffing on it he was like and now i'm just wondering if like this german lady's gonna pop up all the time in my daughter's life like her worst enemy like trick oror-treat just kidding it is me i never got over the pain so it was uh it was really cool to watch man i'm glad to see him around you know yeah it's such a he's handling it in such a healthy way like he's not avoiding it and he's not being like no everything's great yeah but to actually talk about real shit like that on a talk show yeah it was really cool and because no one ever talks about real shit on talk shows let alone no like the death of your wife yeah also good on coded for letting him do that on the show

yeah he's on jimmy fallon and my wife's dead he's like you're the best let's play a game yeah he's just throwing eggs at his face. You're wearing wigs and lip syncing to something. Isn't that fun? Yeah. So it was cool to watch. And he's handling it well. But yeah, man. Let's talk about more death.

Let's get into it. Who else is dying? What's going on? Let's get some energy going with this pod. Anybody else dying recently? Speaking of death, America, right? It's going well. Things are good.

I'm literally afraid, though. A little less so after the debate, but I'm afraid of what's going to happen. But the debate didn't change anybody's mind, I don't think. A small number of people. Are there people that are undecided? Who are these people? Well, I think that a much wider amount of people a greater amount of people saw the debate then were paying attention like during the primaries and stuff right so but that

doesn't change his base at all like still i think that the republican like i i used to like i think i had a joke about this at one point where it's like no matter what it's like 45 percent of people are going to vote for the democrat 45 percent of the people are going to vote for the republican it doesn't matter if hitler's running as a democrat in maryland he's going to win right and the same thing goes for the republicans it's like like hitler he's not cool i mean people are voting for him now so um but yeah with like the trump thing it's like i just think that there are these republicans that either are idiots that got behind him are going to vote for him because they don't want a democrat to control the supreme court justice selection yeah and but what kind of way is that to base the next four years of the like

this guy it's very short so it's very flawed and short-sighted yeah insane that's i think that's a problem overall with republicans is that they're like for the now like they're only thinking now they're not thinking long term like with the whole uh veto of the suing so that they're like for the now. The only thing now they're not thinking long term. Like with the whole veto of the suing they're like oh we have to oppose it because Obama put it forward. Obama vetoed it. Now they're opening up all those Middle Eastern

countries suing America for bombing all these innocent people with the drones and stuff. It's very short sighted. And we'll still blame Obamaama for it right of course rightfully so yeah right i read an article today this morning where they blamed obama for not like talking them through the bill uh like earlier than last week when in the spring when it was going to be introduced obama like they were saying how obama's fighting a tooth and nail it's just just... Yeah. I mean, all politicians are hypocrites.

Oh, yeah. They flip it all the way. But it seems like the Republicans don't give a fuck as long as they're anti whatever Obama's doing. Yeah. Can you imagine if Obama's like, well, yeah, let's have a symposium. I can explain it. Like, don't talk down to us. Right. Okay.

We can handle this. How many Republicans listen to this show? I don't know. Because I think they might have tuned out at this point. You think so? I don't think... Hey, if hey if you're a republican tweet us i would love to love to know also look up what twitter is yeah uh um yeah man that fucking debate i was like pacing around and yelling like it was so annoying at first it was funny but then i was like okay this is really getting sad and weird like when he was talking about airports it's like who likes

airports yeah well we have third world airports yeah like what are you talking about like no one's like who the if airports were cool we would hang out there nobody's like do you want to go to the chilies too jfk nobody gives a fuck with the debate it was weird because i i legitimately think and not based on like facts or based on like legitimate arguments but he won like the first Nobody gives a fuck. With the debate, it was weird because I legitimately think, and not based on facts or based on legitimate arguments, but he won the first 15 minutes of that debate. Yeah. In the beginning, he was calm.

I wish we would have taken a prop bet, like speaking of Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal. There had to be a prop bet about how quickly Trump would say Mexico or China. Yeah. And he said it in like the first nine seconds. I think he has like decent opinions on trade and he stayed on message.

Well, that's like the weird thing. When he talks about trade, like somebody pointed at this out earlier, like he's actually technically to the left of like Bernie Sanders. Like that's how like erratic he is is his stances are all over the place.

So occasionally he hits one for I'm not completely against it but even when he does that he's his facts are like he's wrong like he's talking about how tpp will help china tpp is so china doesn't get ahead of us in southeast asia oh and the way he was talking about nambla like you know that somebody explained it to him like right before nafta what a fucking idiot trump is like a friday and slip wow you know scott we didn't invite you on this podcast to correct me okay i wanted to make sure we move you sit there you take your notes and you'd be a fucking yes man nambla is a good deal i love nambla okay oh shit all right let's uh let's edit that you know what nambla is like we're clear on what

nambla is though right oh yeah yeah it's to support china and trade it's to bring their little boys over here we're exporting too many of our little boys to china okay all right now i just feel silly that would be amazing if you said nambla uh if trump said that would that be the worst thing he said though no no definitely not i mean he also talked about his uh sidebeat or the computer you know yeah what he said um what did he say he's like that's a that's a great question lester we need to get better at cyber or something like that at cyber i wish i was better at cyber in fucking 1999 you were probably pretty good, though. No. Did you ever try to cyber with a girl?

I tried to cyber with random people in chat rooms when I was 13. Like any lesbian chat room I could get my little hands on, I was trying to cyber with someone. Did you have a family computer? That was such a dicey time in the 90s with the internet in the family room or whatever. Right, because you were trying to do dirty things and had to constantly turn around and make sure mom wasn't like coming downstairs yeah but we had a computer in my office and uh my mom came in and i acted like i was coughing so bad i stood up to like stand in front of the screen it must have been so obvious oh boy there's not titties on the computer that's for sure i'll tell you that right now uh mike you ever any dicey situations uh beating off when you were young

younger i've had dicey situations as recently as 20 minutes ago um i don't think like nothing like crazy i remember there was one day where it was like during the summers i'd be home by myself because like both my parents worked and i was i was jerking off to yeah uh this is good part i think yeah i'll say it's slower yeah someone's stroking it well isn't it but uh someone everyone i am me i know yeah we're all jerking off penis our uh our fan base is jerking off right in front of us yeah but uh no i remember i was uh i was in the shaft and all of it i was in the living room and we had like uh my dad smokes and i could see the reflection of my dad walking with the porch like right behind me

oh in the window and uh yeah i think i oh what the hell oh sorry it's that's my uh my dad dad thomas it's up you don't uh do you want to get him on here for the 200th you don't it is a big episode you don't silence your phone before you start the pod uh No. I'm a big shot. I'm a big shot. I got an offer to do a show right before this show started, so things are pinging and ponging. Well, you got your leg up right now. You're looking comfy. I feel good, actually. I feel pretty good.

We're on a good place right now. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't think I had anything that close. Luckily, I never had like, no, get out. Yeah. But you always felt paranoid no matter what. Sure.

Sure. And that's why I found comfort and safety in Nambla. Finally, I can be myself. I genuinely feel awful right now. Do you? I do. I feel really embarrassed for saying Nambla. It was...

Do we know what's on your mind, Mike Fianazzo? Little boys. It's okay. So Nambla. No. No. You want to go back to Trump? Because because there's a lot left there it's real there's still a lot of beetle this uh yeah i mean the guy was just you know he was like

it was kind of good that he was all over the place hillary was just annoying in the sense that like why who on her team told her it would be cool for her to talk about her dad they're like stressed that your dad was normal i said that the other day where that was my complaint with her in the debate where it's like she's trying to come off as like folksy because she references her granddaughter like in the first 30 seconds yeah yeah she referenced her dad like a ton of times trying to like create the contrast between right trump's dad and her dad. But also, she just sounds so awkward. She's like, he would squeegee. It's like she's not going to be, and this is fine.

She doesn't need to, but she's not going to relate to people on a human level. No. She really needs to double down on like, I'm a career politician who's qualified for this job and that guy's not. And this guy is a psycho. Yeah. I loved when he said uh uh she's been fighting isis her whole adult life like what since 1972 right she was what like an adult she's like 68 what the fuck are you talking he also said he has a better temper

bit than she does oh i love that that's it's his best quality you didn't know that i love which i love that that got like an audible laugh like even like his supporters like well i like how people sit like he's like people say that's my best quality like what fucking people say that temperament is his best quality i always like that too because he can just talk shit but he acts like he's not he's like you know people say uh you're an asshole that's another thing i don't think you're an ass that's another thing that drove me crazy about the debate at like towards the end when he was like you know hillary's been very mean and nasty to me yeah who's been more mean and nasty in the history of politics than donald trump it's fucking it's really weird it's it's seriously like idiocracy like how much he's

taking off and people are enjoying it like yeah like oh but you and i thought that because when they said the numbers for the ratings of the debate i thought that was like a curiosity factor and it showed how big he is but it was actually really similar to the number that watched the first clinton obama debate oh like that was also like around like 90 billion like oh that's not being yeah i heard that it was going to be like 100 hundred million yeah yeah like once they like added it was like 80 on tv and then like another like 20 million streaming and all that stuff for the debate the other night and it sounds like a huge number i'm sure the trump people are spending that in the power of him yeah but really it was like the same as the uh the democratic

primary eight years i like that he was touting because i was looking at his twitter just out of curiosity to see like his reaction to it i'm a winner i win he's like thanks i won that was great and then uh he was posting uh screen caps from a bunch of websites of online polls he's like he's like votes are in i won did you hear how fox news sent an internal memo oh yeah please stop those polls yeah and then sean hannity just plowed through that and oh that's his best buddy though you know no one calls sean hannity did you know that someone should call sean hannity call him he's so lonely uh yeah but online polls don't mean shit it's like i think you lost and i didn't vote so right what yeah it's just so i'm sure they were from right wing websites it was all from breitbart their boxes drudge but like time

it said that he won on like time but whatever i didn't vote like it doesn't mean everybody voted it's probably what like a few thousand people right you get like a an audience of two thousand people who are like trump trump yeah yeah yeah but then you also see on like the cnn poll which is liberal it's like 80 20 clinton or whatever it was so it's like those things are so flawed yeah exactly but no it is scary like just it it feels like it's something that's been going on so long that'll continually go on like it doesn't feel like there's actually going to be an election like we're going to vote for these people in like a month right i'm waiting for like trump to fall off yeah and the time's running out for him to fall i've been waiting for Trump to fall off, and time's running out for him to fall off.

I've been waiting for him to fall off for six months. Well, so were the Republicans until they all show their true colors as big pussies. They really were. He's great. Wow. Scott coming in with the hot takes. You know, I have my own opinions, and I like to spew them. I like to spew like the hand um yeah john

mccain was the one that i was like really surprised about like because uh trump basically called him a pussy for being a pow and john mccain is fucked up for the rest of his life because of what happened to him in vietnam and he's like ah well you got my vote like what yeah the only one that's really stuck to his guns at this point miss case it yeah oh yeah but even like ted cruz who i actually who i hate as a human being and a politician at the rnc says that he's not going to endorse trump and i'm like wow that's actually like a pretty yeah uh pretty strong stance and two weeks later he endorses him anyway. Right, of course.

What the fuck was that? Why do you have to bend to the will of... I just don't understand. You know this guy is a psycho. And you know he may destroy your party. And Ted Cruz is a guy who Trump literally said his dad murdered Kennedy. And that his wife is ugly and still he's just like oh well we can't have hillary clinton yeah i like trump defending uh

that tweet of uh ted cruz's wife did you ever see him like because he tweeted a side-by-side picture of his wife and then ted cruz's wife to be like hey she's ugly and uh i think anderson cooper called him out on it. He's like, why did you do that? He's like, I think it's a fine picture. She looks okay. Yeah, I didn't do that. No, we know what you meant. No, you don't. That's another thing, too.

He's like, I think Russian hackers should hack whatever they want, especially the DNC. They're like, isn't that treason? He goes, I was kidding. Come on. You don't get sarcasm it is security cyber security defense which i don't think he actually said cyber security he just kept saying the cyber and uh when they're talking about this really serious topic it's pouring down raining um when they start talking about the serious topic of defending our cybersecurity,

he brings up the DNC shitting on Bernie Sanders, which actually proves the point that they're trying to make. Instead, he's just like, yeah, which we can't have this important information, like them shitting on that Jew. It's maddening. It really is like at this point, would we be surprised if it turns out that he has a traumatic brain injury? No.

And would we be surprised if at this point half of America also has TBIs? It would actually make me feel better because then there would be an excuse like, oh, he had a tumor pressing on the asshole part of his brain. That makes sense now. I get it. But it doesn't make sense

why all of the republican establishment yeah yeah just like sold out fucking that hard raising him up yeah but i guess you could say the same thing for not to the same extent but for hillary oh for sure you can yeah i'm listen guysw hillary's not my favorite politician right but she's not a fucking psychopath like our country in four years will be the same relatively speaking yeah with hillary yes with donald trump we i don't have a fucking clue yeah yeah like world leaders do not respect that guy no at all that's that's it goes to like the bigger point of like eight years ago when obama was elected after uh basically in terms like foreign appeal and like internationally george bush was looked at as a joke obama gets elected

it's like wow so not only did is america progressive enough to finally vote for a man of color yeah but somebody who's like inspiring and appeals to like so many people globally basically gave him a nobel peace prize because yes it's sort of like a nod to america like good job and who inspires people even more globally than in his own country and then there's a good chance that we're gonna have a reality show guy yes who's not who like i don't care what anybody says is a failed businessman yeah big time and is a shyster and like in is a hypocrite and a piece of trash or like every level he's very dumb too yeah well listen to how he speaks yes like he says my business is good like yeah like he ends sentences never end sentences with the right like i think he's

even said i speak good yeah right that's what i think that's what i was referencing um he uh if if you look at a transcript of what he says it just looks like a crazy person i'm not the most well-spoken guy which i hate that defense too and people people are like well he knows more than me like yeah you shouldn't be president either exactly exactly uh jim jeffries has a really good bit on uh how people are like you know he says uh i get what he's saying he says relatable stuff it's like no just because you know the words he's saying doesn't mean he's relatable he's like wall i know that word i got walls at home yeah i get it it's just really it's scary that that's the fucking guy.

I had somebody say to me, it was like, you laugh at comedians like Louis C.K. He says inappropriate things. I'm like, yeah, guess who shouldn't be president? I don't want Tracy Morgan to be president. I think he's hilarious. I mean, he would make America pregnant. Get America pregnant again. First order of business.

Also, let's face it. Tracy Morgan is probably going to be like the treasurer next year. Just smacking his belly. That's the mate and call of America. I love that guy. Did you see how, I think it was Thursday night at like 3 in the morning, he tweeted, everyone should go watch a sex tape.

Miss Universe stuff, yeah. He literally was like, I can't believe Hillary's defending her, the former Miss Universe that he spoke about in the debate. Why don't you check her history and go watch her sex tape, which was proven that she wasn't in. Yeah. But he's still like. Yeah, it was in parentheses.

It was like, see sex tape. Right. Okay. When is the presidential not to mention he gets called out for being like he treats women like shit. He called this girl fat

repeatedly at his defense was she's a whore. He's really doubling down on. Yeah. And somebody else said something about, I saw like a tweet.

It's like, even, even if he was like nice about Rosie O'Donnell, no presidential was like nice about rosie o'donnell no presidential candidate should be talking about rosie o'donnell in a fucking debate yeah and referencing howard stirred either i love howard stirred he shouldn't be referenced yeah did howard go nuts for that big stern fella uh yeah i mean they that when they came in they were talking about well it only took like half hour to get my name mentioned in the debate.

But Howard's been like, even before Donald got in the race, he's like, I'm voting for Hillary. Yeah. Donald was on, I think, once. Yeah. Like during the race. And Howard's very, he walks on eggshells, I think. Yeah, yeah.

Because he's like, quote unquote, air quote, friends with Donald. And he knows what an amazing guest he is. But I think, and this is just completely me guessing because he hasn't mentioned it. Yeah. I think he understands the reality of how much of a psychopath Donald Trump is

and how much he would hurt the country. He has to. Trump, Trump is just so insane that he can say, my dad gave me a small loan and it's like, he gave you a million dollars and then

when he died you were left with 14 right 14 billion yeah you've what yeah what wait 14 billion when he died yeah that's what the well his dad was worth 14 billion when he died trump got most of it he got like 10 billion when he died as far as like real estate and stuff goes yeah so i read i read this also this guys get ready for me to spew so there's like there's like the name of your podcast yes ready for me to view it with scott this guy with the name that's pretty good uh oh what's the name we came up with the for your restaurant chosen sandwich yeah isn't that good for like a jewish deli the chosen sandwich yeah all right anyway uh so uh i saw i read this article the other day where there's Isn't that good for like a Jewish deli, the chosen sandwich? Yeah. All right.

Anyway, so I read this article the other day where there's like four or five siblings in the Trump family. And when the dad, one of them died, and had a kid with like cystic fibrosis. And when the dad died, that family of the son who died didn't get like a fair share of his inheritance they got like quite a bit less so they sued the family claiming there was fraud or tampering or something and then donald cut off their health insurance that's cool like that was taking care of the kid with cystic fibrosis sure and the quote was i mean i'm paraphrasing obviously but something like i don't like people who sue my father essentially. So, you know,

he's not going to get, he's going to get cut off. It's just, that's insane. What kind of morals do you have to cut off a kid's healthcare who has cystic fibrosis? He has great morals. He has the best morals.

Morals are his best attribute. Huge morals. People say. People say. Morals are his best attribute. People love my morals. It's also the same guy during the debate that when they brought up him not paying workers, he was like, maybe they didn't do good work. Yeah. of love my morals it's also the same guy during the debate that when they brought up him not paying

workers he was like maybe they didn't do good work yeah and also not paying taxes i'm smart i'm smart yeah yeah he kept doing that shit ruling for the housing crisis because he's good at business i think or something like that he was like that makes me good at business yeah he was seriously like a like a toddler that missed their nap and was being accused of something. He's like, no. Wrong. Biden gave a speech that just crushed him. How much Biden ran? Uncle Joe as the president?

Our dream guest. Shout out to anybody who knows Joe Biden. Get him on here. Joey B. Get him on here. He's a good fella. Yeah. He's a blue hen.

Let's get him in here. I don't think he went to Delaware, though. We actually had this debate on a previous podcast, and I got corrected. He was, just like the Nambla thing. He was a member of Nambla, too? Yes. Wow.

No, Joe Biden did go to Delaware. Oh, he did? And then he did his post-grad at Syracuse. But he definitely went to... I think my knowledge of that was from the podcast. There it is. There it is. It's not like I looked it up.

This is why people shouldn't listen to us for facts. Guess what? We shouldn't be president either. Oh, God. If people were listening to us for facts, oh my God. I need to figure out who I'm voting for. Let's listen to the digression sessions. Let's see what those boys have to say. I say shit wrong on here all the time.

Do you get called out on the Twitter? Sometimes, yeah. And you're like no just block them yeah i'm wrong well you're blocked oh there's so much stuff josh doesn't even know he was wrong about because i block the people yeah thank god yeah he gets out ahead of me yeah i'm just i get so mad um speaking uh before we get off the Trump thing, him saying he never denied global warming. There's that tweet. Where he obviously...

Not only did he deny it, he said it was a hoax propagated by China. Like, what? But then here's how stupid people are. I saw that... I think it might have been Young turks that actually like tweeted out the screen grab i think they were the first people to jump on like yeah here's where he yeah you know like in 2013 or something uh i think somebody in the comments or somebody like tweeted out of well he was right the first time it shouldn't have flipped i was like wait there are people that

really think that's right yeah yeah my my. My thing with climate change and global warming, too, it's like, why? Even if it was a hoax, you don't like clean air? Right. You don't think it's something we should be working towards? You don't think that the ice caps melting might be a problem for coastal cities? Like, why don't we reel it in just even if it's not happening? Right. Why don't we reel it in so it never happens

Let's have a just in case situation Why not Pussy You like clean air and clean water I want to live on the edge and probably die in 20 years Literally the edge Like a wrestler the edge Got it

Yeah The whole thing is very scary to me But I think Hillary's doing well enough to win the electoral college but whoo buddy it's a weird time it's a scary scary time yeah that is it's sad that we've gotten down to the point where it's like i'm voting for hillary and it's not because i think she's the best candidate it's because it's like at least she's smart enough to do the job yeah it's like i don't look at her go she's unqualified but the other choice really is yeah oh and i'm sick of this gary johnson shit too it's like he's not qualified either he's a dummy you can't name

one fucking foreign leader what yeah that he i heard that and i was like are you come on gary somebody like two aleppos in like three weeks come on guy but also he's like uh fox the guy fox you know fox uh former president fox jesus christ fox uh who made who made fun of that i think it was um fuck what was that on was it seth myers i think it was you know all the shows josh i know all the shows which show was it which show is it john it was one of my shows but uh somebody they're like they had they're like uh here's the internal monologue of uh gary johnson when they asked him that question it's like who's your favorite uh leader former whoever he goes uh and like his inner monologue

is like don't say hit. Don't say Hitler. That would have been one of those. If I drew a blank, I just would have totally been like, Hitler, JK. Hey, guys. Seriously, it's not him. Not Stalin. Not that Mussolini fella. No.

Man, but yeah, it's scary. But I think she can win. I don't know. I'm hopeful. Listen, I'm just fired up about this motherfucking Mike Pence, Tim Kaine debate, right? Dude, so much charisma on the same stage. It's going to be some big numbers. I haven't seen this much Joyce. I can't get my joke out.

I'm ready for it. I'm like, this is going to be the Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy special all over again. Do you think Tim Kaine's going to speak Spanish? I really hope so. Oh, that's all he's got. For no reason? Has he done that before? That was the main reason why Hillary chose him, to appeal to the Latino vote.

Oh, my God. Just because he speaks Spanish. He's not Hispanic. I didn't know that yeah i watched his dnc speech and i really felt like he was bombing for like 15 minutes and then he pulled out the spanish and it like did well that he pulled out a trump impression and i'm like he's every hat comic yeah his trump impression is terrible it's like he went for it, though, I guess. But he's like, oh, yeah, here's my Donald Trump. Baba. Okay.

Not really impression. Okay. So here's my Donald Trump impression. I'm Donald Trump, but I'm bad. Pretty much. And they're like, he nailed it. Everyone in the audience was like, Tage. That's a got him.

You just hear a whole convention center go tim kade really sounds like what every black comic thinks white people sound like yeah he was governor is that what he was governor virginia virginia yeah he fits the bill um no say hey there it is wow scott you speak Spanish? You could be VP. Muy pequeño. Oh, God. What did you... I think what made that was my hand. A little thumb and finger.

Well, guys, let's see. I guess we're all with her, right? I guess. Hashtag I'm with her. Yeah, because I have to be i guess hashtag dig sesh is with her although not enthusiastically but because we feel obligated to be all right let's get that hashtag did you just hear the internet crash for that hashtag i can't wait to see that hashtag trend what was it hashtag is with her but not because but because we feel obligated to be if i needed at it nope that's perfect that's perfect i want to see that trending yeah maybe let's start it

josh do you remember it yeah hashtag dig sesh i'm with her although i don't think you already he fucked it up i don't remember let's do it again hashtag dig sesh is with her is with her although although not enthusiastically but because we feel obligated to be because we feel obligated to be got it yeah that's easy it rolls right off the tongue let's make bumper stickers i think i probably switched up some wording in the three times i've said it well whatever people there's a lot of options there just make sure that's how hashtags work right as long as it's close i can't wait for the campaign commercial that's scott fucking up the hashtag three he doesn't even know his own hashtag.

Contradict himself much. Hashtag contradiction. Hillary Clinton has supporters who don't even remember hashtags. Or if we did like this star-studded like please go vote thing with like the Avengers, but it's Scott the whole time. Like hashtag.

Went to a random shot of Mark Ruffalo. Like what? Hashtag. Hashtag. Dig Sesh is with her. Although.

I forget. Not enthusiastically. Although not enthusiastically. But because we feel obligated to be. But because we feel obligated to be. Yeah. Got it. Got it. It's good to end a hashtag with to be. Because we feel obligated to be. Got it. Got it. It's good to end the hashtag with to be.

I think that's good. Alright guys, besides this doomsday election, what else is going on? What's going on with you guys? You got your film festival coming up this week. Yeah man. Baltimore International Black Film Festival. So wait, so it's

playing in Baltimore and across the pond?'re so it's playing in baltimore and across the pond no it's two different film festivals joshua there is the black international film festival that we got into and the movie will play in london that's so are you going over there for that no i'm gonna skype in okay cool it's i told my friend yeah i told my friend that he was like yes that sounds as exciting as going to london and uh no that would be so cool yeah i'd tell everybody like even if customs isn't asking like reason for your trip my films in a film festival you know i'm here no big deal flight attendants like water coffee well film festival so it's a matter of fact i will take that water because i want to be hydrated for the film thank you very much uh so yeah there's that's in november i think yeah then uh but this week we

have the baltimore black film festival and that's at the charles theater on thursday is that at eight or nine it's at nine nine okay go to that that's so cool man the senator and the charlotte like that's yeah that's a big deal right yeah it's being from here and just like growing up loving those places that's awesome yeah those are two of the the cooler like local kind of not art house but just very art house charles is more of like an art house theater but uh the senators are the cool staple yeah yeah and like john waters does all his premieres there and stuff and also just like personally for me like i remember like discovering indie film like in high school and taking like the bus with my friend to go to the charles and stuff oh really yeah wow we saw ghost world that's a good movie saw that at

the charles uh-huh buscemi vehicle um uh saw monster's ball at the char Charles when I was like 16. A Holly Berry vehicle. Yes. And you said, make me feel good. Isn't that what she says in the movie? Yeah, there's that awkward sex scene that I did not understand when I was 16. Two confused boners way up. I was like, wait, but I thought he was racist.

What? Why are they crying? Then I realized that's all sex is. Racism is. all sexist racism and that has dictated the rest of your life yes um and uh but yeah i just love the charles so it'd be cool to show the movie there and yeah fucking amen yeah being able to play the same no budget movie at the charles and the senator is pretty awesome yeah and then in london yes. London? That's bananas. Do you know what theater it is in London? Oh, yeah.

We actually have listeners in England. Oh, well. Give the deets. I honestly don't know. It's somewhere in Birmingham? Does that sound right? It sounds like a city in London because I watch Peaky Blinders. I don't even know what you said, but I laughed at the cadence.

Peaky Blinders. You see that new show on Netflix? Pe at the cadence. Peaky Blinders. You see that new show on Netflix? Peaky Blinders. Peaky Blinders. Yeah, go to witsandfilm.com. Okay. Find out. Do it, yeah.

They'll figure it out over there in England. They'll take the tube over there. I like to watch this film. That's a little talk over there. It's all I guess. What's all this then? What's all this then what's all this and picky blinders with sen it doesn't matter it's all the same in it in it in it i was talking to

chris milner about the the shortest conversation british people could have like is it in it that's it in it uh well fucking hey man that's exciting so yeah people can see it this thursday to charles if they have not yeah uh i'll be at mcgoobies this thursday so i don't know if i'll be able to make it who are you with the mcgoobies uh adam ferrara i thought you were mcgoobies in two weeks i am so i'm there i'm there twice two weekends in october because he uh andrew emailed me and was like hey you want to do the six to the? And then there's a gig I'm doing with Damo Hicks on the 11th. And I was like, well, I'm supposed to be at Magoobie's at the end of the month too.

Is that okay? He's like, fuck it. He's like, okay. Sure. Adam Ferrara would be good on the podcast. He would be great. And he usually does Tony Kornheiser's. He used to do his radio show when he was in town,

but that was when he was performing at the 930 Club, I think. Yeah, yeah. Or 930. I mean, the improv. So I don't know if he's going to do the show, but maybe if we could get a little connection to Tony Kornheiser. Another dream guest who I don't know if he would do the show. Kornheiser?

We should just email. I have a very small in with cornheiser do you uncle tony you've kept this to yourself this whole time i have my sister went to camp and was cornheiser's daughter's camper that's right so so i could ask her yeah to email his daughter uh-huh for his daughter, no, I'm not emailing my father, and why did you email me? I haven't talked to you in 10 years. Man.

Okay. Tiny in, guys. Tiny in. That's pretty good. All right. So that combined with Adam Ferrara being on the show last year, he's basically doing the show. He's pretty much going to do it.

He's basically episode 202, because it's not like he hates doing things. Well, the thing is... If you've ever listened to Tony Coyote. Yeah, yeah. We might have to retire the show, actually, after this episode, because it's the 200. Right. But it's not going to get better than this.

Just get it done. Well, what are we going to... Hashtag just get it done. If you feel like it. But also, you don't have to if you don't want to. And Dick Sesh is with her, although not enthusiastically, but because we feel obligated to be. To be? Yeah.

So, and that hashtag again. I don't remember any of it. I do. Okay, let me hear it. Hashtag. The dig sesh. Did you put hashtag in the hashtag? No, no, John.

That's not how it works. Pound sign, hashtag. Pound signed. The dig session is with her, but not enthusiastically. Oh, fuck. It's although not enthusiastically, but because we feel obligated to be. Because we feel obligated to be. Yeah, so maybe we can try to get Adam, or we can just have another podcast.

In the beginning, we'll talk about how Adam didn't want to do it. Yeah, because we're also at Begoobies with Gilbertbert godfrey and that would be a great yeah great get yeah so i'll be at mcgoobies the 6th through the 8th and then uh we'll be at mcgoobies oh you're just i'm just doing the thursday uh october 20th with gilbert godfrey with Gilbert Gottfried, right? I think it's the 21st. Yeah. So, yeah, it'd be the 21st to the 23rd. No, because the 25th is my birthday, and that's on a Tuesday. Guys, sitting here with two real live comedians. Yeah, just working it out.

Very impressed with myself. And then I'll be at Magoobie's Thanksgiving weekend with Steve Never Forget Ranazizi, who would also be a great podcast guest. He really would, yeah. He wouldn't mind talking about that again. I mean, has he really talked about it at all?

He was on Stern actually. Is that really it? I think so. I think he was a judge at a roast battle like the week after all that happened and everybody just made fun of him. Good on him because you kind of have to do that. Especially if you're a comedian. You have to eat that. battle like the week after all that would happen and everybody just made fun of him yeah so good on him because you kind of have to do that yeah especially if you're a comedian you have to eat that imagine having that on your conscience all the time like first of all why would you lie about

that right or even if you said it just like because you were nervous yeah just immediately follow up with uh i misspoke yeah i gotta say like okay that's weird i don't know why i said that that was fucking weird. And then it would stay with, like, the six people you were talking to and then be done. Weird. Anyway, I was in Tower 7. I was Tower 7.

Really? Yeah. I was the whole tower. Well, that's what I mean. I watched all this shit. Hashtag, I was inside of Mike Fenasco, a.k.a. Tower 7. Mike Tower 7. But also.

So here's what we learned about this podcast. Scott's our only listener. Yeah. We learned that we have a lot of people we'd like to book. Probably not going to happen. Might not. And we only work at Magoobies. And Magoobies only books us.

Pretty much. Pretty much. We learned one other thing, guys. Yeah. Witsendmovie.com. I know. Is going to guys yeah wits and movie.com and it's gonna be what's that film.com wits and film.com trap sorry hashtag wits and film black international international film festival and baltimore international black film festival wow yeah black people real life real. I'm a real black filmmaker. Are you going to,

you're going to, you're going to kneel during the national anthem? Yeah. Yes. I might actually. Wow. Okay. I like Colin.

Yeah. I kneel with, with Kaepernick. Hashtag kneel with Colin. If you think it's the right thing. Yeah. That's, that's exciting, man. So, and, and then we're working on a right thing to do. Yeah, that's exciting, man. And then we're working on a little thing. Yeah, yeah.

Wouldn't it be good? Yeah, going to be in a film. You're going to teach me how to sing, possibly. Guys, do tell, please. Because this is the first I'm hearing about it, and I'm your only fan. I know. So tell me about it.

Yeah, Mike put together an outline of a script for his next film called Bored in the USA. That's what we're calling it now. I have seen that title page on the Facebook, on the book. And it's going to be about two guys that never really had the courage to do what they should be doing, basically. Right? Lovers? Is this the hashtag? Hashtag. Hashtag two guys. that never really had the courage to do what they should be doing, basically, right? Lovers? Yeah. Is this the hashtag?

Hashtag. Hashtag two guys. A girl and a pizza place? And a pizza. That's where I was going. God, a great show. I love that show. No, I was just kidding. I loved it.

Not a fan of Ryan Reynolds. What? Deadpool. Okay. I really like Deadpool. But Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds. That's why it worked is because he was being himself. I think it worked

in that medium but I think he's tried to do that with every other film he's ever been in. I think that's a product of those. I'm going to argue with Scott real quick. I think that's a product of those things he did being shitty. What I think was good about Deadpool was like oh this guy who we kept wondering why does he keep getting chances to do things finally got the right thing.

And it's because that the other things he did were shitty. I don't blame him for just friends. Okay. But you don't blame him for taking like all the, like no one's gotten more chances in Hollywood than Ryan Reynolds. Let's talk about waiting. And he's never had. Waiting was a good film.

Waiting was pretty good. Yeah. And Van Wilder was fine when I was 16 or whatever. I don't think I ever saw Van Wilder. Josh, did I see Van Wilder? I don't know why you would know that. I don't think you have. I don't know.

But then every other thing he's done has been shitty. You have to give him some of the blame for that. I thought he was good in what was the one where he's buried? I think it's called Buried. Oh, okay, yeah. What's that called? No, I did not see that.

What's the one? But was he still swarmy? He was good. Sarcastic. He looks over the camera and he's like, could I be more buried? Ryan Reynolds is Chandler. Do you think I'm going to get out of this box, guys?

I don't know. I usually love being in box. Vagina. Oh, nice. Got it. guys i don't know he was i usually love being in box oh vagina oh nice hashtag bag of vaginas is fun if that's what you like to do but if you don't like to do it that's fine too so wait you're a ryan reynolds apologist i'm being fined that's i just it's not like that i'm a big ryan reynolds apologist it's more of like i think that the guy was in a lot of shitty things because I think anybody would have been shitty in those things. But why did he choose? I mean, he had the ability to choose.

Why did I choose every shitty job I ever had, Scott? Because I need money for drugs. That's a good point. Maybe. No, it's not a good point. Why does Josh work for the government? Money? Whoa.

Money for drugs is the answer to that. Oh, money for drugs. Yep. Well, still recording. Still good. So, Scott, lesson number one for podcasting, don't kick the recorder onto the ground. Don't listen to him. Wait, what are you plugging in, though?

This is the AC adapter. Yeah, this is the adapter. And that didn't affect anything? You can put batteries in the Zoom H4n. Oh. And it can run on batteries as well. This podcast is sponsored by no one, but we're using Zoom.

That's good to know, though. Yeah, it's pretty good. Just in case of backup. Yeah, anyway, I like Deadpool. Don't care that much for Ryan Reynolds. Okay. I mean, whatever. I agree.

You can fuck yourself. I don't expect FNAFA to get so mad about Ryan. I'm. You can fuck yourself. Wow. I don't expect Finozzo to get so mad about Ryan. I'm not even that. I'm not even. Fuck you guys. I'm not mad. No, I just think that it's like.

Mike stands up. You said Nambla, not me. I'm out of here. I'm so embarrassed. But I know you're not going to. I'm going to listen back to this and feel like the biggest piece of shit. That's the thing about being funny but you're not trying to be you know how many people have said nambla when they're trying to say nafta you but I mean I'd imagine oh man I can't wait for you to fuck up someday and then I'm just going to have a hashtag. You could all go fuck

yourselves. I've been redeemed. The best part about this for me is I'll probably never be on this podcast again. So you'll never you'll be able to pick 300 episode 201 Scott. Do you think everyone listening knows what an ambla stands for? Yeah,

hashtag it's the National Association of Man Boy Love. yeah hashtag it's the national association of man boy love no it's the north american man boy love association ah okay and the only reason i know that is because i'm a member it's because uh you're wearing the t-shirt there's a big stern had a big thing with nambla in like the mid 90s yeah and uh i've heard it on like his replays and stuff like that gotcha like they had a uh voicemail that they would call all the time we got like a legit yeah like nambla like headquarters right and they would just call it to listen to the voicemail and play it on the air wow and it's obviously it's nambla which is the creepiest thing ever but the guy's voice yeah it's the creepiest fucking yeah it's the creepiest thing thing. You were like, hi. Yeah, it was the creepiest thing ever. You've reached NAMBLA.

Yeah, it was something like that. You went into that creepy voice way too easily for me. It's very accessible to you. That's actually how I talk. So Ryan Reynolds is a member of NAMBLA. I like Ryan Reynolds. He was good in Mississippi Grind. Do you guys ever see that movie?

That's one on Netflix where I'm like, oh. It's really good. Oh, yeah, oh. It's really good. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a dude from Bloodline. Yes. Yeah, he's great. He won an Emmy recently. Is that a good show?

It was. First season's okay. Second season, it's like, oh, man, we didn't know we were going to do a second season. I kind of tapped out a few episodes. Well, Netflix canceled it. No, it's coming back for a third season. Is it? I thought they canceled it.

I think that was one of those articles that went around prematurely, then two days later they announced it was coming back. Gotcha. Well, guys, let's finish strong. I like to end the Big 200 by just

kind of rolling to a stop. Let's finish up the 200 episode by talking about our favorite memories of the podcast. Let's talk about her. Let's finish up the 200th episode by talking about her favorite memories of the podcast. Let's just go through them. Of this one? Yes, the 200th episode.

You remember when Scott did that hashtag thing? Damn, man. That was some shit. Oh, that was fun, guys. It's like we're doing like the Talking Dead, but for an episode that's still going on. Yeah. Okay, well, yeah. Come see us at McGoobies. We'll be there whenever, basically. but for an episode that's still going on. Yeah. Okay.

Well, yeah. Come see us at Magoobies. We'll be there whenever, basically. Just go to Magoobies like any time, even if they don't have a show. We'll be hanging out. Just go. I'll be there the 6th through the 8th

and the 20th through the 22nd. And you'll be there the 20th. Just the 20th of November. Yes, sir. But more importantly, go see what's on this Thursday. Yeah, go there. At the Charles.

What's the date of this Thursday? Because they might not be listening to it live. The 6th, right? The 6th? Should be the 6th, yes, sir. Yeah, so don't wait to see Josh until Friday. Yeah. Thursday shows shit anyway.

Yeah, I mean, he's going to phone it in. Right. Yeah, for sure. Not like this podcast. Oh, no. We. Yeah, for sure. Not like this podcast. Oh, no. We're in person for this. I will say, if we give anything, it's our all. Like, it might not be comedy per se. No.

God damn it. But we did try. Whatever it is. Yeah. 100% all the way. Okay. Well, this has been fun, guys. I had a good time.

This was a nice talk. 200. We did it. We did it. We did it. I've been here every single episode. You've been here for the best episodes. Let's be honest. Whoa, whoa.

That's true. I will say the former solo pod, before you were here, the solo pods when you had interviewed guests, I liked very much as well. Which episode? I didn't hear what you said. When Josh would interview a guest. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Great. Who's somebody that you interviewed just you? Well, the Brooks Reel one recently was good. I listened. Nate Bargatze, I had a really good time with him. That was a good one. I'm on the first part of that episode, I think. Frankie May.

Oh, Ralphie May? Ralphie May. You know what? Frankie Muniz. That's so funny. I was saying that to someone earlier today. They were like, who's been on the podcast that I would know? And I was like, you know Frankie May, the real big comedian?

And he was like, who the fuck is Frankie May? I'm like, his name's fucking Ralphie May. That's why. Frankie May. Josh interviewed Rachel Ray. Yeah. Had a really good time. I didn't review her.

I feel dumb. Oh, boy. All right. Well, let's wrap this thing up. Thanks for listening guys yeah it's been a good time you've made our dreams

come true for 200 episodes here's to 200 more guys I can't wait to be the only one who downloads this in two days I see the numbers

and I'm like ooh one in New York wow who could that be it's me oh my god well I think you may get two because I'm gonna force Michael Normile to download this.

Nice. I always thought it was Rudy Giuliani, but now it turns out it's you. That's another piece of work that Rudy Giuliani. I love him. He's so smart. He saved us from 9-11. He really did. He did a great job. Did he save us from 9-11? He stopped it from happening. He was like Mark Wahlberg

talked about doing. 9-11 never happened because of Rudy Giuliani, right? Yes, Mark. Should that be our new sign-off? Hashtag Rudy Giuliani stops 9-11. Alright, guys. This is, uh, okay. Well, that's the end.

David Kekner. Dick Russian Sessions, comma, to an end. Thank you. Oh yeah, oh yeah