The Dispatch Podcast - Our Failing Branches of Government | Roundtable
Episode Date: April 11, 2025Sarah Isgur, David French, and Jonah Goldberg discuss the sad state of the three branches of government and the wild, wild world of tariffs. The Agenda: —Judicial branch wins for the week —Congres...s does nothing —The youths yearn for the assembly line —Free trade is good —Abusing emergency powers —Trump's comments on Chris Krebs —Throw cheese slices at your kid? Show Notes: —Our editorial: Slouching Towards Tyranny —Thursday morning's TMD on the budget battle —For premium members: Dispatch Town Hall The Dispatch Podcast is a production of The Dispatch, a digital media company covering politics, policy, and culture from a non-partisan, conservative perspective. To access all of The Dispatch’s offerings—including members-only newsletters, bonus podcast episodes, and regular livestreams—click here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jonah, I'm having dental work done.
I was going to ask what the hell's going on.
Welcome to the dispatch podcast, and we have excluded Steve Hayes this week.
So we have Jonah Goldberg and David French.
And there is a reason for that that will become.
clear in a few moments.
Guys, I thought we could do a check-in on our three branches of government this week,
following up on a project that we did about two years ago now.
We were team conservative at the National Constitution Centers restoring the guardrails of democracy.
And we wrote our suggestions for what we could do to improve the guardrails of democracy.
But of course, in order to know how the guardrails are doing, I think we got to do a check-in.
So, David, I'm going to start with you.
Just, you know, go around the horn, if you will, for the branches.
Tell us how you think they're doing.
Well, I've only got good things to say about one branch right now.
I'm particularly interested in that branch, the judicial branch, really this week,
because as we talked about on advisory opinions, there was a moment this week where,
there seemed to be some judicial jiu-jitsu in a positive sense.
In other words, that the Supreme Court very shrewdly rendered a decision
that preserved the constitutional structure,
that preserved due process,
that preserved the opportunity to challenge acts of the executive branch,
while at the same time, somehow the executive branch cheered all of that.
We had this very strange phenomenon
where there was nine justices of the Supreme Court,
who very clearly said that detainees or individuals who are going to be deported under the Alien
Enemies Act to get an opportunity to challenge that in habeas, not only have an opportunity to challenge
their deport, you know, the decision to deport them in court, they also will have an opportunity
to challenge the applicability of the Aliens' Enemies Act itself. But because they vacated a TRO,
five justices vacated a TRO that was holding back the Trump had
administration, the Trump administration cheered it as if it was a big victory. Very strange. And then
you began to have judges just this week using that Supreme Court decision to block further deportations
under the Aliens Enemies Act. So you actually had the judicial branch asserting some strengths this
week and doing it in a particularly shrewd way. You also had, is it one of those situations where, you know,
you're in the movie and the patient is in the ER and they have completely flatlined.
And the movie like focuses on that flat line for 10 seconds, 20 seconds, 30 seconds.
And then you see bleep.
And it's like there is that one heartbeat.
And that was about six or seven members of Congress, six or seven senators saying,
hey, maybe we could possibly, if it doesn't offend anybody too much, do something about tariffs.
And that was the most positive thing I've seen out of Congress in forever.
And as far as the presidency goes, I mean, we'll be talking about this.
We'll be talking about this tariff reversal.
And the utter chaos, one person was able to impose on the globe through his own whim,
thank you to the institution
I just referred to Congress
so we could talk more about
the drunk on power presidency
not great in total
but one of the three
did something real
this week. So Jonah
one of Congress's main
maybe the main power
that Congress has is the power of the purse
its budget season on the hill
are we going to have a budget this year?
Oh, bless you.
your heart. Yeah, look, I think eventually you're going to get a budget, right? Whether we get the one big
beautiful bill, as Donald Trump likes to call it, and now I think you're required to call it in the
Republican caucus or your pain collar will be activated is unclear. But if on the level of rank
punitry, I would say eventually they're going to get to something that looks like it. That said,
so basically what's going on, and we're not going to, I don't think you guys can override me.
because I know what both of you like to do the most is really granular up-to-the-minute congressional punditry.
But for listeners, just for the due diligence point of it, basically what's going on is, if you want a shorthand of it is the Senate wants to focus almost entirely on tax cuts and not spending cuts.
The House, or at least the people who are mostly sort of House Freedom Caucus guys, want to focus on pretty significant.
significant spending cuts and then yeah also tax cuts but like like that's the difference is like
the the Senate's conception of what the budget should look like is cutting very little like singular
billions or tens of billions or something like that and the the house guys want to cut like
1.2 1.4 trillion something in there and that's a big gulf to close and the house guys do not
trust the Senate. There's a lot of talk behind the scenes about like assurances that the Senate will get
to more spending cuts and that kind of stuff. But just the political incentives are very different
in the Senate and in the House. And so Johnson had to pull a bill yesterday because he couldn't
get all the Republicans to vote. And the only thing that's really sort of different now than a
month ago, or three weeks ago, whatever it was, in the before times back when we had a world trade
order. They were pretty good at passing a budget resolution which put this stuff in motion.
And it turned out that back then, it was precisely because Republicans have so few votes they could
get it passed because nobody wanted to be the one to kill the thing. And I guess that logic now
no longer works because they're like 13 of them or 15 of them who just don't want to again sign
for sign up for a big spending thing.
So Johnson, Mike Johnson might pull it into,
I think he's going to let people go home for Passover,
but then they're going to have to do some crazy thing.
And by the time I finish this sentence,
all of this may not be true anymore.
That's the gist of it really developed.
Oh, and Donald Trump, to bring it back to where we should have this,
where we wanted to have this conversation,
at a big fundraiser for the House GOP,
Donald Trump said many things that I disagree with.
and among them was that the states are just agents of the federal government
that they just need to do basically what the federal government was.
I think that's a teaser about how Trump is trying to lay down the argument
about how state and local law enforcement are the ones
are going to have to do a lot of the immigration enforcement stuff.
He also said to get us back to the trade topic that how awesome it was
that all these countries are calling them up and kissing his ass,
which I think is the thing he, one of the things he loves most about tariffs
is that it forces rational and sane people
and entities and institutions to be supplicants to him
and to ask for deals and favors.
That aspect of protectionism
is why Congress originally gave outsourced its power
to control trade to the president
because they didn't think they could be trusted
with that corrupting influence of it.
And the problem is we now finally have a president
who likes that corrupting influence of it
thinks it's a feature, not a bug.
Does Congress having fights over whether to do tax cuts or spending cuts feel a little
like the dinosaurs planning their birthday party as they see this glowing thing in the sky?
Like, huh?
It's quaint, isn't it? It's adorable.
It's almost like someone getting up on the floor and saying, hey, we haven't formally declared war.
Shouldn't we do that?
You know, it's just one of those things that Congress used to do that seem normal.
Let's spend a moment on what I think we all agree is the real.
root of this problem, right? Congress abdicating its role. And David, will you sing a few bars on
how you think we got here? Because I think it's very easy to blame Trump. But I actually don't
particularly blame Trump. This was like a long time in coming. And if you leave such a power
vacuum where nobody's solving problems, I think it's very natural for the only other branch that
really has any power to do that, to step in and be like, okay, I'll do it. And then
that didn't start with Trump. I want to get to the tariffs, which I think are an amazing example
of Congress abdicating its authority, but I think you have to back up to, you know, how we got
here. Well, you can't blame the less powerful branch when the more powerful branch subordinates
itself. So, you know, that's where, you know, that your statement, you can't just, quote,
blame Trump. Yeah, you cannot just blame Trump because what we have here, and I, you know,
Jonah has hummed more than a few bars on this. I think for everyone on this podcast, the phrase
co-equal branches of government is a trigger phrase because it is false. It is wrong that structurally
Congress is supreme. Yes, it's checkable by the president in the judicial branch in certain ways,
but it is supreme. For Congress to get where it is today, it had to get there voluntarily. It could
not have been forced into the position it is in. Now, that being said, I think one of the key
reasons why it is in the position that it is in is related to some very large structural forces
around the big sort about how we're clustering in these like-minded communities compounded by
gerrymandering so that for the vast majority of these seats, and again, this is not an original
observation at all here. But for the vast majority of these seats, they're not competitive here.
Your threat to your job comes from the primary process, period. That's it. That is all. And so
there is a constant pressure for a majority of the Congress to push outwards towards the extremes.
So that's one thing that's happening.
And then the other thing that's happening is as Congress becomes more dysfunctional,
as it becomes less of a coalitional body where you can have shifting alliances depending on
the issues, as we get really much more polarized, then at that point, the presidency then
become seen as, and while Stephen Miller is totally, totally wrong about this as a matter of
constitutional structure, in many ways he's right about this as the way people perceive it in the
world, that the president is seen as the expression of the will of the people, because Congress
isn't seen as the will, expression of the will of people, because Congress does nothing.
As Congress has receded, the vacuum has been filled by a president who's stepped forward
and is now seen by millions of Americans as sort of, okay, your job Congress is to support him
or your job, depending on where you are on the political spectrum, is to oppose him.
And that's it.
That is your job.
He is the leader of the party for the party in power.
Everyone needs to support the leader of the party.
He is the leader of the opposition for the party out of power.
Everybody needs to oppose him.
That's where we are.
I mean, it's a kind of a simple thing to explain, but extraordinarily difficult.
to do anything about.
Jonah, how do you think we got here?
The Jews.
No, you know, in my moonlighting time,
I'm an AEI guy, and I work for not only a handsome man,
but a powerful man to name Yvall Levin,
or at least in his department.
One of the things, you know, he convinced me off
was that lots of it, we've lost faith and trust in institutions,
institutional decay, we talked about a million times
we all know the arguments.
But one of the points that I think is really important to give me one is that institutions, people don't form institutions so they have reasons to hang out with their friends and have civic life with each other.
They form institutions to do things.
I think that one of the problems we've gotten into in society in general is that technology has sapped the necessity out of a lot of institutions.
We can sit at home and absorb life intermediated through screens.
This has caused us to follow politics more as a form of entertainment than as a thing that is a reflection of our interests.
And then for all the reasons that Sarah has can, you know, there's not a shoe shine guy or a nail salon worker on the Eastern Seaboard that hasn't heard Sarah complain about campaign finance reform and small donors and whatnot.
but technology has made it easy to participate in politics like its fan duel or some online gaming thing
rather than a mechanism that actually adjudicates and mediates interests.
And as a result, the institutions of our politics like Congress,
they don't know how to do the job anymore because they haven't been getting the signals from the system
about falling down on the job.
People aren't bringing them the problems to solve so that when they don't solve,
the problems. No one complains that they're not solving the problems. And the normal mechanisms of
civil society and of our constitutional order just aren't working for Congress anymore. And when
Congress falls down, the other institutions fill the vacuum. And that's the mess that you get,
if that makes any sense. So now I want to fast forward to April 2025 and back up a little bit
in April 2025 to Liberation Day.
And I want to see if you guys think that there is any problem
that's worth trying to solve.
I'm not saying you're going to agree with what the solution
that Donald Trump used was, right?
I know you guys don't like the worldwide tariffs.
I think that goes without saying.
This, David, goes to a certain amount of nostalgia,
which is, I think you're going to argue, incorrect in a lot of respects.
But do you acknowledge that there is,
there was a decision made to change the American economy
because other countries would have a competitive advantage
at certain low-tech manufacturing manual jobs.
And once we did that, of course,
it meant that our economy was going to specialize in higher tech,
email jobs, as people call them,
and that that was going to leave some people behind.
And that whenever you're going to do that
and shift an economy, there's going to be tradeoffs.
And the tradeoffs were something like we became a much wealthier nation as a nation.
We had a lot more cheap stuff that we could buy from those other countries with that
competitive advantage.
And we were going to leave some people behind in that economy.
You know, the whole like coal miners can learn to code or whatever isn't how it works.
What works is that like, no, eventually they die.
And we have trained up a new generation to do email jobs, you hope.
But in the meantime, that's going to be pretty bad for the people that you leave behind in the economy.
So with that is the very, very quick argument, do you think that Liberation Day was actually about solving a real problem or just a totally nostalgia made up problem?
Liberation Day was mainly about solving a made up problem, but there are real problems.
So if you're going to talk about what is the problem with the American economy, I do not say,
the absence of lower wage factory jobs is really core to it. If you're going to, you know,
one of the interesting things about the present moment with manufacturing in this country,
your median manufacturing job in the U.S. actually pays pretty well. And that's partly a function
of what we're manufacturing. We're making a lot of really high-end stuff. And that high-end stuff
that we're making, a lot of it isn't really all that low-skill labor. We actually have a hard time
filling all the manufacturing jobs that we have right now in the economy at any given moment
there are several hundred thousand unfilled manufacturing jobs so the question it really isn't
when you're talking about what's going on in the current economy the question is for that segment
of americans who are not doing well is the answer to somehow reshore making nikes and that i do not
believe is the answer and one of the reasons why i do not believe that is the answer is because
working class people for generations before we were offshoring Nikes, were really working very hard
to make sure that their kids were not doing the same job that they were doing. A lot of those
jobs that we offshoreed were jobs that people would have at the time that they would consider
themselves having been left behind in the economy having those kinds of jobs. And so a lot of
what we're talking about here is reshoring jobs that entire generations of Americans worked really
hard at to not have their children do these jobs. And so we're talking about a kind and
economic life and a kind of manufacturing that is not in fact something that the American people
were coveting or demanding and was not in fact part of an economy that the American people
were coveting and demanding. The way in which the American people moved the economy was
expression in many ways of their own will and their own volition. And this is something that we see
in virtually every single economy that exists in the world
as it becomes more advanced.
These kinds of got jobs tend to go other places.
And so I very much question the premise
that this sort of low-skill, low-wage manufacturing job
is the solution to anything that actually ails us,
especially when the income and prosperity
by every material measure for the class of Americans
that the Trump administration,
is quote unquote trying to save here is better than it was in that alleged golden era of
manufacturing. So you have higher standards of living. You have more prosperity just objectively
at every level of American society than you had in the economic period in which they're trying
to return us to. Now, that's not to say that we don't have some needs to reshore or bring back
manufacturing, especially as it regards the defense industry. And we should not have China in a single
important military supply chain. Like I am 100 percent in agreement of that. But that is a very
different thing from sort of saying what we're going to do is we're going to wrench America out of the
global economic system, place it in its own, make it its own thing for the sake of restoring
a vision of the United States of America that in reality, forget the nostalgia for a minute,
that in reality was poorer, was more difficult for working class Americans, was more physically
demanding for working class Americans, and something that millions of working class Americans
did not want for their kids. And so to bring that back, because you have also these sort of
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Jonah, at the same time, a lot of common occurrence is you used to be able to do this on one income.
Right? You used to be able to have a one-income family and support them and own a house.
And now you have young people who cannot afford housing until they're in their late 30s or 40s,
and you need a two-income family. And that's the objection. It's a structural objection.
Yeah. I'm really glad that you brought up housing because I agree with David on this.
I think there are real problems. They almost have nothing to do with trade. In fact, trade is one of the few things that
ameliorates and improves the real problems that we have. Housing, massive problem. And in fact,
a huge chunk of the unaffordability of the American economy for young people has to do with
housing. The stuff we get from trade that relates to housing makes housing cheaper, cheaper lumber,
cheaper materials, cheaper labor, too, to a certain extent, right? You know, whether it's prefabbed
over there or whether it's immigrants or whatever, right? So trade and immigration, these are things
that are good for making housing cheaper.
What's bad for making housing cheaper
is idiotic zoning, is nimbism,
our various environmental regulations
and all that kind of stuff.
If you fixed those things,
you would have much more improvements
of the stuff that you're talking about
than making construction materials
more expensive wood,
which is what the tariff stuff wants to do.
I agree also with David,
like a huge amount of this stuff
is really economic policy by nostalgia.
We have this assumption that people just glibly use manufacturing job
as synonymous with well-paid job.
Well, in America right now, service jobs actually,
the manufacturing premium for jobs has pretty much gone away.
There are a lot of service jobs that pay a lot better than comparable, you know,
manufacturing jobs.
The Trump administration seems to think manufacturing job is synonymous with
automaker jobs. But a lot of manufacturing jobs aren't that. You know, does anyone think Massachusetts
is worse off because it lost all of its cheap garment and shoemaking jobs to South Carolina and Georgia
100 years ago or whatever, whenever that was? We don't talk about that because Massachusetts is now
full of biotech companies and all that kind of stuff. Ridiculous universities that are
essentially, you know, private equity funds with students on the side. So I think the biggest problem
with this trade stuff is it is fine to point
to some of the problems that people
are talking about, including the
administration, forgotten man, lack
the lack of jobs that pay well
for a strong back is a real problem.
It's not fixable through trade
and through protectionism.
I will say this. I've been writing and
let me put it this way. I've been beating up
on the Luddites because that's what the
cool kids do for a really, really
long time. And for people who don't
remember the original Luddites
were named after this guy
named after a guy
last named Ludd
they tried to smash
they were basically terrorists
they were the
they were the people breaking
Teslas of their age
and they were they were smashing up
the mills that you know
the cotton mills the wool mills and that kind of
stuff because they were taking the jobs
away from people who used to do this stuff by hand
at least they identified
the real problem right
they didn't say
oh the real problem are
people a thousand miles away who are sewing they're like these robots which are these machines are
taking our jobs away if you really want to do something about the changing nature of work you'd smash
the computers that are making AI you'd smash the machines that are replacing human beings you wouldn't
say oh the reason why we can't have a one a single family earner of family in a nice car in a nice
neighborhood these days is because
Vietnamese people are making $500
a month sewing sneakers
together. Because if you brought
those jobs home, you
cannot make those middle class
high wage jobs
without sneakers being, you know,
$3,000 a pair. It just doesn't work
economically. Okay. So then
let's bring this back to our congressional
conversation. David,
this week,
well, Liberation Day.
President unilaterally
imposes worldwide terror
based on his own formulation for revenue generation and changing the fundamentals of the American
economy, he says. Fast forward to this week, President lowers worldwide tariffs to 10% for all
countries except China, Canada, and Mexico, as I'm sort of piecing it together. Still unilateral,
still for the purpose of tweaking the American economy. Where, why?
What? Where is Congress? How I guess I have this like fundamental question of I don't really see how a country is going to work if a single person in that country has this type of just unilateral power where Congress, really even with the budget, like I don't really understand what Congress is doing at all anymore. I am confused why media outlets still have entire teams dedicated to the Hill.
it seems that they're not even really
a parliamentary system at this point
and yet at the same time we're going to have
I'm sure we've already had a few
but we'll have more lawsuits about this
and then the courts let's imagine
step in and say
president can't do this unilaterally
as they said throughout the Biden presidency
when it came to the eviction moratorium
the vaccine mandate student loan debt forgiveness
each time what the Supreme Court said
is a president alone can't do this. Congress, if you want this, feel free. And Congress didn't do
anything on any of those. I think for the right, they were like, yeah, that's because there's no
political will to do these things. At the same time, at some point, Congress not doing anything,
maybe we should stop reading into it a political answer and just start reading into it. There is no
more Congress. So is it actually, you know, we talked about the health of the three branches at
the beginning and you said the courts are very healthy. Congress is on, you know,
life support and the president's filling the vacuum, part of what makes the courts healthy
is it's checking the president's power from time to time. But will that actually be healthy
at some point? I mean, what does it matter if the Supreme Court says no to some of this
if the fundamentals of the problem aren't changing? Well, yeah, I was actually speaking about
this very issue last night. And I said, do not think, when I say that the courts are the
best functioning branch of government right now. I'm not saying, A, that the courts are perfect,
but there are decisions I disagree with. But I think it's the best functioning branch of government
by far, but do not for a minute think the courts alone can save us or save our system. Look at it
more as like a rear guard action at this point, that the courts are sort of in that last line
that the constitutional republic army is retreating and the courts are kind of having this delaying
action. Sarah, it's not Congress here. It's us. It's the American people. We keep doing this.
And so, you know, one of the issues that we have right now, and I can't remember who tweeted this,
but said essentially the United States of America is being run by the median primary,
congressional primary voter. That is essentially sort of running the United States of America right now.
Those are the people who decide the presidential primaries.
I mean, look at the number difference.
17 million people voted for Trump in the primaries.
77, 78 million people voted for him in the general election.
So you have very low primary participation, which means it's kind of the worst of all worlds.
You don't get the full benefit of the democratic process because there's such small participation.
And then you lose the sort of institutional wisdom and heft of the smoke-filled rooms that Jonah likes so much.
much. So you're kind of, you know, left with exactly the worst kind of segment of America
dominating our political class. And that's the, it's your most obsessed uncle on Facebook.
And that's who's sort of running the thing. And so we can talk an awful lot about the different
branches of government. But the bottom line is, as of right now, we're getting exactly the kind
of government with exactly the kind of Congress and exactly, by the way, kind of president
that it seems like a critical mass of the American people want, especially a critical mass of
those who are deeply obsessed with politics. And, you know, I can't, we just can't keep doing
this if millions of Americans go to the polls actually vote for somebody and then get angry
look what you made me do.
That's just not going to work.
David French, quoting Taylor Swift was not on my bingo card.
Jonah, okay, let's do a little short-term, long-term.
On the tariff specifically, do you want the courts to step in,
or do you think the American people should actually have to see the results of what they voted for?
Because I'm a little torn on this myself.
On the one hand, I think what Trump has.
done is obviously unlawful and violates the constitutional separation of powers.
I don't think Congress can delegate the power to set worldwide tariffs.
I definitely don't think they did delegate the power to set worldwide tariffs under IEPA.
But I do think that every time the courts stop a president from doing something politically stupid,
like they did with Biden over and over again, they distort the political process,
little bit. Well, of course they do. Because a lot of people aren't paying attention.
They just think like, oh, it must not have had much of an effect. I voted for this thing and
everything turned out okay. And especially when it comes to these tariffs, Trump said he wanted
tariffs. People voted for him. Then he did tariffs. Maybe it would be better for the voting
population to actually live with what they voted for rather than have the Supreme Court come in and
save them. So question one, short term, what solution do you want?
question two long term what solutions would you propose to make congress great again so i mean i'm not
gonna bring cole to newcastle and talk to you guys about the courts too much um you guys have your
own thing about that i have never heard that phrase before and i really like it you've never heard
bring coals to newcastle no interesting yeah that's a good one it wasn't really the best usage of it for this
context, but still, you know when I first heard it, just side story. So my dad was an executive
of this company called United Media and they owned the rights to peanuts, Snoopy, all that kind of
stuff. So my life was full of like Snoopy swag, just all over the place, right? Because they
got all the plush this and sheets that and all that kind of thing. And my dad was friends with
Charles Schultz, whatever. Anyway, one year, a friend from out of town came by and gave my dad a
Snoopy doll is a joke gift or a Snoopy tie or something like that.
And I was like six at the time.
And my dad was like, isn't this like bringing coal to Newcastle?
Yep, that good usage.
Okay.
I will defer to you guys about whether this is the central issue or not in the
specifically in the tariff stuff.
But more broadly, I would like the courts, whether it's in the tariff stuff,
in the enemies and aliens act, whatever, all that kind of stuff.
to throw some serious shade on the idea that the president can declare various emergencies or states of war based on garbage.
That sort of mechanism, that sort of crisis mechanism, you know, we don't have to go arguments about Hitler, but that's what Hitler used, right?
It's like it's why California is a mess because they created a constitutional carve out for states of emergency to break the budget, not to have a balanced budget.
So everything gets declared an emergency, and you're off to the races.
The New Deal, Woodrow Wilson, every sort of abuse of power in democracies, I shouldn't say everyone, most abuses of power in democracies are based upon the dubious invocation of a state of emergency or a crisis, whether it's climate change or the Huns or whatever, or by claiming metaphorical.
Wars.
Like, I think we all agree the president has real powers when there's a real serious war going on.
Like, troops are coming over the border, let the president have, you know, a free reign to do his stuff.
Metaphorical wars, you know, figurative wars, declaring classes of people terrorists when, like, that's a stretch.
And once you get to name them terrorists, then you get to say, okay, now I have war powers to deal with them as if we're at war.
that stuff we in a democracy we should we should be very very skeptical of and in a republic
small r we should be really really skeptical of and i i see the courts as by far the most
republican small r institution they're the ones who are supposed to be the adults in the room
thinking about not the common good because i know that's triggering but the greater good or the
the legitimacy of the regime and its purposes itself and the rule of law.
So if the courts could help with that a little bit and say, hey, you know what,
Congress needs to declare a war.
Congress needs to declare an emergency.
Congress has the ability to disagree with the president about whether there is an emergency
and therefore take back some of these trading authorities or whatever it is.
I don't want this to be an activist thing.
I don't want the courts to do it if the law wouldn't allow it.
But the vibes I get from you guys and from others is that there is a color
argument that the courts could make that Trump is exceeding the intended authority and the
black letter of the law authority to do a lot of these things. And if that forces a confrontation
between Trump and the courts, well, that's going to be inevitable anyway. So let's have it
sooner around and later. And let's get on with it. So in our fascinating team effort that we did
a couple years ago, we had a bunch of things. Among them were stuff like a congressional veto,
where basically the Congress can claw back things within 90 days
of the president's executive order and all these various other things.
I like that kind of stuff, right?
I mean, it doesn't have to be the exact one that we came up with in our report.
But the stuff that the Republicans who were the little beeps on the flat line
that David was referring to at the beginning,
them sort of doing the baby step stuff of saying we should have a certain
amount of time to approve or disapprove of a president's unilateral tariffs and that kind of
stuff, I think that's the gateway drug to getting Congress to figure out that they actually have
this power. More of that, please. More hearings without cameras. Get rid of small donors. Get rid of
large donors. Get rid of donors. No, like, you know, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, but getting
getting rid of...
Knock, knock, knock. It's the First Amendment.
I know, I know. Giving the parties
more power to control, to
pick their candidates, control their candidates,
and fixing the primaries would fix a lot of these things,
but people know these tunes
for me pretty well by now.
All right, David, I want you to answer both questions,
actually. Do you
want the courts to stop this?
And I think just take as
accepted, you know, yes,
this is unlawful for our conversational
purposes. Or would it actually be helpful
for voters to live with their choices. I mean, this in some ways goes back to what I wrote after I left
the Trump administration, right? That in many ways the shallow state, as I called it, the people who were
Trump appointees persuading Trump constantly not to do things, prevented the American people from
seeing what a second Trump administration would actually look like and that that was a disservice in many
ways to the country. He should have had the people he wanted around him to say yes and to try to
implement his policies? Well, here we are. I'm getting my wish. And I'm a little torn on whether
it does any good. If then he never actually gets to do his policies. And so the American people
think, man, Trump would have been a great president except those pesky courts. Then they blame the
courts. That institution loses trust and legitimacy and credibility. And then we lose the courts,
basically. P.S. listeners, I'm definitely stealing naming this argument and I don't actually believe it.
That's a good. I like that addition. At every turn in this last 10 years, one or more of the branches
has had used an excuse not to do their job. So there's always been sort of this higher reason.
Well, if we do this then. But the bottom line is each branch should do its job. And the job of the Supreme
Court is to interpret the laws of the end to say what the law is. Exactly. And so do the job.
that do it. One of the core issues we had with Congress, one of the reasons why, for example,
impeachment is a dead letter in spite of the fact that we have had throughout American history,
more than one really truly impeachable offense committed by a president is there's always been
this sense. Well, there's a reason why, there's a reason why I do not have to do the job that the
founder sent me here to do. You know, and after January 6th, there's this sort of conviction that
set in amongst a bunch of Republicans is that we don't have to do our job now because Trump
has self disqualified. And then they found out, well, no, actually with the Republican primary
voters, he hasn't. And so they just completely failed to do their job because they believe
somebody else was going to do their job. And this just keeps getting past, that buck keeps getting
passed. And so, no, you know, the Supreme Court, I think, has, again, I don't agree with all of their
decisions. I have lots of beef with the immunity decision, but as I told a group of people last
night, Donald Trump wasn't, the prosecution of Trump did not fail because of the Supreme Court's
immunity decision. The prosecution of Trump failed because it was brought very late and the American
people voted for him. That's why it failed. It wasn't because of the Supreme Court. Had the case
been brought earlier, the same process would have occurred and it would have come back to
the trial court in time for there to be an actual trial. So don't blame the Supreme Court for
this. And I say that as somebody who strongly disagreed with that decision. So that's a little bit of
a digression. But bottom line, every branch has to do its job. Stop playing nine dimensional chess.
You're not good at it. So it's funny on the chess thing, as someone sent me a quote from one of the
books from one of Trump's anonymous, you know, off-the-record aides, speaking on background,
I guess from the first term.
And the quote was something like, people outside the White House think that Trump is playing
four-dimensional chess.
Meanwhile, those of us in the room are just trying to keep him from eating the pieces.
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I'm going to hijack this just for a second and ask you guys something related directly on the news.
Last night, Trump issued some executive orders, which you didn't need to do by executive order,
but he likes the ceremony of executive orders.
It's if he could issue Dick Tots from a throne of skulls, maybe he'd prefer to do that.
but executive order
that's the next best thing
and saying basically
open criminal investigations
against two people
I know it's not a bill of a tanger
but like am I wrong
we were talking about this on this premium chat
we did last night
presidents used to go bend over pretty
far backwards to even if
a unitary executive
I get it right
the president can tell the justice department
to open an investigation about anybody
that's because he's the executive branch
I understand that right
but didn't it used to be the
case that presidents would try to reserve judgment about whether somebody was guilty or innocent
until the end of such things? And isn't there a reason for that? I mean, I found the whole
spectacle really troubling in the glibness of it and also how this is going to conceivably
ruin a couple guys' life to defend themselves legally from something that shouldn't be done.
On a zero to ten scale, how offensive is this to you guys? I mean, how offensive?
I mean, I'm not going to say 10 offensive because they're not actually shooting anybody yet.
Right, he's not in the guillotine, so, you know.
Yeah, it's very, very high.
I mean, we're talking eight or nine.
I mean, this is targeting an individual where the predicate for initiating a series of investigations appears to be he just really ticked off the president.
By telling you the truth, right?
We're talking about Miles Taylor and what's his name, Crabs, Chris Krebs, right?
Let me give the other version of it.
Let me give the worst version of it, you know, because I think that's helpful here.
Okay, so Miles Taylor, while employed in the administration by the government and a chief of staff at the Department of Homeland Security, published an op-ed anonymously criticizing the president.
He didn't quit, you know, and then criticized the president.
He kept his-
We were critical of that at the time for listening.
listeners who don't remember that, but go on.
Absolutely, we were.
So he used his proximity to government information, basically, and published an op-ed.
And then after he then leaves government service, then outs himself.
And by the way, in the meantime of that, there was like this whole witch hunt within the
administration of who it was.
I will note that I was very much on the list of people they thought it was, though I pointed
out to them that it was definitely not someone with a law degree and that it was going to be a,
I mean, I literally called it.
I was like, this is going to be a man between 35 and 45 who used to work in comms,
who doesn't have a law degree, but all of the people on the list were women, I will note,
back in the day.
So then he leaves government service, says he's anonymous, and goes on to sort of profit
from that starting organizations, getting donor money, writing, and becoming sort of a
public personality off being anonymous.
For Chris Krebs, he denied that the 2020 election was so.
stolen and kind of became the poster child for pushing back on Donald Trump about the election
and sort of made a spectacle of himself.
Again, I'm giving sort of the worst version of this.
And also upon leaving government service, wrote a book and made money off of his criticisms
of the president.
Okay.
So with that, David, everything you just said was correct, right?
they criticize the president while in government service
is the predicate for the investigation.
There's no, for instance, there's no accusation
that they ever disclosed classified information
or national security information.
Yeah, I don't really, like there's no alleged crime
though they do mention the disclosure
of sensitive government information,
but that seems to refer to just things you learned
while working for the government.
Did you guys watch the actual,
clip of Trump signing the thing?
You should watch it.
Steve made us watch it on the town hall thing.
We're not in a clockwork orange yet.
You can't make me watch things like that.
I just said should.
His basic explanation, if people think I'm being unfair,
go watch it.
We'll put a link to it in the show notes if we can.
His basic explanation is that they were,
he said the election wasn't stolen,
that the election wasn't rigged,
that it was the most secure election ever.
And because of that,
Joe Biden became president,
and then he lists all these terrible things
that Joe Biden did
that never would have happened
if I were president.
That's why this guy is a shady guy
and should be investigated.
That's the bulk of the substance.
But if you're on the right right now,
I mean, like what I've heard from my,
you know, sort of MAGA supporting friends
is something like, yeah,
I don't like that Trump has done this.
It's a waste of his time.
It's a, you know, it's inappropriate.
But I'm not going to lose any.
sleep over it because these were buffoon guys trying to undermine the president and they kind of
got what's coming to him. Basically a version of like, we don't criticize our own side.
Yeah. That's not a great argument here at the dispatch.
I mean, I'm trying to get. I know. I know what you're doing. Yeah. I mean, I think what you're
hitting on, Sarah, that sense that people have, which you are absolutely accurately describing
is a sign of how much we have dehumanized our political opponent.
that the mere fact that they stood up,
and admittedly in a pretty dramatic way at different times,
but the fact that they stood up means not that,
not just that they should receive all of the social condemnation
or the political condemnation or the public criticism,
but they are now open for, it's open season on them as humans.
And you see some of this with, you know,
for example, around the El Salvador in prison.
Well, you came into this country illegal,
what did you expect now you now you're hours now you're at our mercy you came to this country
illegally you've got what's coming to you had you not come to this country illegally then you
wouldn't be sitting here in this el salvador in prison you idiot you know like this sort of like
dehumanize but when you pull some of these things out of the you know out out of that the
kind that hyper political context like this sort of idea that once you transgress once you do
something that violates a norm, you are essentially like just less than human, less than
worthy of being treated with any dignity. Imagine like you're driving down the road and you just
see a police officer wailing on somebody, just beating them to death. And you're like,
what are you doing? And he says, well, he was speeding. And you go, oh, well, if he wasn't speeding,
none of this would have happened to him. It's kind of the way we treat our political opponents now
if they transgress against us politically, we treat them in this incredibly brutal way.
And we have very little regard for their rights. And we are getting a diminishing amount of regard
for the rights of people we disagree with in this country. And I think the absolute shrug of the
shoulders you see on the part of the on the part of millions of Americans to this is it is evidence of
that. All right, David. So real quick then, what are your suggestions for making Congress great again?
Yeah, you know, I really enjoy doing our guard rules of democracy project. And looking at that, there's a couple of things that very simple things, actually. And I'll just focus on this one little element, how Congress's own rules are a problem. So, for example, current congressional rules and precedents allow for congressional leadership. They give them congressional leaders an enormous amount of ability to just block legislation from reaching the floor, even if they know that a majority of the member
the House and Senate support the legislation. So here's something that is very simple. Reform the
rules so that majority votes can force a vote on legislation, that a speaker or a majority
leader doesn't have that ability. And the House, that would mean getting rid of that
what's called the Hastert rule, this informal rule where speakers don't schedule votes unless the
bill enjoys a majority support of the majority parties, you know, a majority support of the
majority party's caucus. I mean, this is stuff.
that's not in the Constitution. This is just rules in Congress that are designed to enhance the
power of leadership. So I think we need to get rid of those rules. A majority can force a vote on
legislation. Also, I, you know, I'm very open to filibuster reform, not filibuster removal, not filibuster
the ending of the filibuster, but filibuster reform. I'm kind of along the lines of some of the
critiques we made about how difficult it is to amend the Constitution or some observations about
how difficult is to amend the Constitution. Maybe we need to lower the threshold for a filibuster to
overcome a filibuster. So filibuster reform, get rid of the Haster Rule, these are smaller things
that I think could have an actual effect. For example, we could have possibly had some floor
votes on tariffs, but for congressional leadership blocking the ability to do that. And that would have
been very useful to get majorities on record sending some legislation up to the president, making
him veto it if he's going to veto it. So these rule reforms, I think, could make a difference.
I like that. All right. Little not worth your time. I don't know if you all have seen the videos
where baby six to nine-month-old babies are crying,
and the parent throws a craft single on their face.
Cheese slice, just to make it clear.
If you don't know what a craft single is.
No, I know, but like you should finish that sentence
because otherwise if people aren't unfamiliar,
I don't mean this to be like Steve here and like,
the speaker of the house, but like,
they're throwing pieces of cheese at the baby's head.
Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, and it like sticks on their head and the baby stops crying.
And there was a real conversation in our Slack channel over whether this was hilarious, Jonah, or cruel, Mike Warren.
And so I decided to run the experiment myself.
Now, my second child is 19 months old.
He is much older than the babies in this video.
But he does cry a lot.
Lots of screaming and anger toward me.
So it didn't take long once I got my video set to record
for him to cry about something or other.
In this case, the pantry door wasn't opening
with the cabinet door that the pantry door blocks, right?
Like, you can only open one at a time.
And that was outrageous to him.
So at that moment, I hit record
and I threw a craft single at his face.
Now, I will tell you,
it occurs to me now that those babies are like more horizontal so when you throw the craft single
at their face it like sticks because you know gravity but my 19 month old was standing so it didn't
stick on his face however i will report it absolutely worked he was charmed by the whole thing
and wanted me to keep doing it over and over again and was giggling within moments then the brisket who's now
almost five years old, wanted me to do it to him.
And I was like, well, you have to pretend to cry.
So he did.
I threw the cheese at his face, delighted.
So, you know, you don't believe everything you read on the internet.
But Jonah, do you stand by that this is awesome and worth trying, given my, you know, data of two children?
Right.
So I was very proud of the fact that I'm the one who started this whole conversation in Slack by putting the thing in there.
And it was a very robust conversation.
I joked that I was open to doing it to this.
dispatch staffers, the problem is the ones from Wisconsin would line up like seals catching sardines.
If it, look, if it works, like if it truly works at scale, that this just actually makes babies stop crying,
then we have just given a gift of billions of dollars to the craft company.
They can come up with a whole new line of baby pacifying cheese, right?
And, you know, markets for everything, man.
It's like, if we need to kick the tires on this, nope, don't kick the babies.
Kick the tires on this, metaphorically speaking.
Moreover, I think we got to find out because now you've pushed the age limit up here.
There was, again, a robust discussion about whether or not you, Mike Warren, ridiculously,
I mean, ridiculously claim that babies don't cry for no reason.
Yeah, that was.
that was the weirdest thing I'd ever heard and then he backed off a little bit by saying no
toddlers cry for no reason but not babies unclear untrue still still false but the fact that
you tested this on toddlers and and really a child right because like the brisket's not a toddler
anymore no five isn't a toddler though in fairness he wasn't really fair fair but my point is that
these early tests are promising promising and it may turn out that this
This works on adults, too.
Oh, my God, I'm going to try it on, Scott.
That's a great idea.
This is a big crier.
This is so truly not worth our time.
All right, I'm sorry.
I'm filibustering, David.
I know you believe in filibuster reform, but I will just go to you.
Just in the finest traditions are not worth your time.
We spent several minutes describing how babies sometimes stop crying when they're distracted by amusing things.
Did we just do that?
Okay.
Will you commit to throwing cheese at your grandson?
I would try it.
I would try it.
And I do think that we need to clarify that this is not throwing in the sense of hurling.
This is throwing in the sense of like this very gentle lob where it kind of plops on top of their head.
And it's not like a wedge of Parmesan, right?
You're like really clear.
It's this little gentle, it's this gentle little toss.
It would work with so many different things.
No, but it has to be like that like moist, sticky, weird sensation
of a craft single landing on your face and covering your eyes.
I think that's what's doing it.
I mean, what would be fantastic if it turned out it was only craft?
Like a cheese slice made by any other company,
there's some ingredient, there's some secret sauce missing,
and the kid just screams even louder.
But when you use craft, that's when I'm buying stock and craft.
And we'll take a quick break to hear from our sponsor for Craft Singles.
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