The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 100 - The Past Times with Naomi Ekperigan

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

Dave Anthony picks a newspaper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds. This week they are joined by comedian Naomi Ekperigan.  Redbubble Merch

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All right, everybody. Welcome to the past times podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. The great and dare I say maybe fan favorite Naomi Echparigan. Hello Naomi. You know what let the record show y'all the only two white dudes I'm talking to for the next six to nine months. OK, the fact that we are even having this conversation.

You're married to a white dude. You're not talking to him. You know what? We have an uneasy to taunt. No, no, no. Andy's on the list. No, we appreciate it because we know that. Yeah, it's look, it's never the list. No, we appreciate it because we know that, yeah, look, it's never been a great time, you know,

like perception-wise to be Hawaii. And you have every right to be mad at us, even though we're for a revolution, but you have every right to come at us, especially Dave. Oh, no, no, no, but that's why we talk. You gotta see Dave's legs. I mean, white. Oh, look, he doesn't show them on camera for a reason.

His dogs are darker than him. He has an only guys. I had shorts on the day and my son walked by and he was like, what the fuck? My son, you just you just go, it's coming for you to. This happens to all of us. Enjoy your life. Well, you can. Well, Naomi, what I didn't even ask what we could promote for you because we were just talking. You know what?

You know what we can promote? You know what we can promote, Gary? Go ahead. Promote my rights, okay? Promote my rights. Here we go. Promote some freedom for my bitch. Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where,

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Good. So you can check that out. You could also listen to Couples TherapyPod every damn Tuesday. You know what, actually, actually, join the Patreon. Your girl just spent $1,500 at the damn vent, so we could use some Patreon pounds. Okay, why don't you come through with $5 on it for the goddamn community and the goddamn culture. This is the energy I'm bringing every day to the microphone. Good good I live now when I promote I live now when I take my dog in to get just like vaccines or like that's

$170 i'm like what in the fuck happened? I don't believe I believe in vaccines for me, but not for animals. I'm not falling for that one. Yes nice try You and rfk jr. I'll tell you rfk jr. Is in charge of public health. I never not falling for that one. Yes, yes, yes. Nice try. You and R.F.K. Jr. I tell you, R.F.K. Jr. is in charge of public health. I ain't never leaving the house. I'm only on the riverside.

You can't turn the tap on with R.F.K. Like what the fuck is about to go on? That guy, we can't do this. We cannot have a whale head collector telling us what's safe. Bitch, what, a brain worm telling me what to do? Yeah. You got a brain worm.

You don't tell me what to do. The worm, remember in Men in Black when they took out the little guy out of the big person and it was like, I'm a little man. That's what the worm is doing in RFK. God hates the brains of the Kennedys. Just face it. He's either attacking it with bullets, worms, they're self lobotomizing.

There is no they are. Their heads are not safe. All right. Well, look, Naomi, you know what we do here. We save democracy. Yeah. We are going to guess what you're this papers from. You're the guest. Dave's going to say you're right, no matter what. No, no. Yes, you know, Dave will're the guest. Dave's gonna say you're right no matter what. No, no, you know Dave will check a bitch. That's what we love about Dave.

Dave's not even allowed to say check a bitch. Okay, so what year are you guessing here, Naomi? Let's talk. That could be yesterday's paper. It could be, yeah. I mean, you know, based on the, you know, Dave Anthony is a messy bitch. Yes. He could, and I feel like, you know, based on the, you know, Dave Anthony is a messy bitch. Yes. And I feel like he ain't he ain't gonna give me nothing quaint. He ain't gonna come through 1897. Now,

now he said, you know what, bitch, you in it. Let's stay in it. Let's say 1972. Ooh, spicy. Wow. Check that out. That's some crazy. I think you're right. He's not gonna just like, you know, rooster Spicy. Wow. Check that out. That's some crazy. I think you're right. He's not going to just like, you know, Rooster eight Clark. You I think he's going to go, I think, but I think he's going to really try to find the brink of depression.

Yeah, I'll go 1931. Wow. Well, I you are correct. It is it is the brink of depression, but a different kind of depression. I think depression, emotional depression. And Natalie's much closer because, Garrett, this is our hundredth episode. So we're doing your birthday, November 27th, 1979.

Wow. Oh, my God. And we are doing Green Bay, Wisconsin. What the fuck? Oh, my. Holy shit. OK. OK. You should have prepared me for this one. I should have got a piece of info. And we should we should point out that the year is wrong. Remember, I'm a fuckboy. I was born in 88. Go ahead.

I go with it. Well, you keep saying you're a teenager. I am. Well, I get pimples. I'm a teenager. I'm skateboarding. I'm hanging out a bunch. Me and my buddies go to the mall. We chew gum. I smoked a cigarette last week. Went right to my head. I'm getting it's starting to get hair under my pits. Oh, Lord. My people are wondering.

If people are wondering why I'm here and my everything, my sound and everything's bad is because there's a fire near my house and apparently that shuts down all the internet. Oh, sure. At the very least. It's a bit of a problem. They drive to ATC. The new administration's gonna fix that though. Yeah, yeah, they got that. I'm burning down spectrum. And I would have gone to our studio, but the fires right next to us. You're there.

It's all good. Cool, cool, cool, cool. It's all good. Yeah. No, no, it's cool. Yeah. Right. Yeah. OK, so the green Bay Press Gazette, Green Bay, Wisconsin, Tuesday, November 27th, 1979. Get your bar Tuesday.

I guess I, I guess I, I have 1988 also the Tuesdays and yeah. Um, let's see. First headline here. Uh, Iranian, a hero in St. Louis. That's not something you would expect at this point. No, no. Iranian open shop boy St. Louis. That's not something you would expect at this point in time. No, no. Iranian open shop boycott.

Yeah. They've got the hostages at this point so it's a... Oh shit. Reza Vahabi has been awarded $600 for being a hero in St. Louis. Oh boy. Okay. But the 23-year-old Iranian says he is going to save the money in case he's sent home. Louis. Oh boy. Okay. But the 23 year old Iranian says he is going to save the money in case he sent home. Very, very clever.

Let me get some of these winnings and scroll it away. Because they like me now. But I can't be trusted. What an awful twist. What an awful twist. And I'm going to save it because I'm, I'm in America. Quote, I will take the money and keep it until I see if they will deport me. Christ. Happy birthday, Garrett. Creed Bay.

That's their first story. They're like, you hear that, nine whites? You're on notice. Happy Thanksgiving. Gobble, gobble. The electrical engineering student said, if they do, I can use it for an airplane ticket home. I would now wait a minute. I don't listen.

I've never claimed to know how deporting works, but they don't pay for your airplane ticket home. Now wait a minute. I don't listen. I've never claimed to know how deporting works, but they don't pay for your deportation flight. I don't, I, they may be, they put you on like a to have to go on price line to throw yourself out of the country is fucking nuts. No, they put you on a plane, but I fully believe you get invoiced.

Do you know what I mean? Like you're on a payment plan for my Yeah, I agree with that. I just imagine that they'd be like, and we're waving the or depending on the number of immigrants, they might also throw in like a military plan. Yeah, like a con. I just remember, early on in the first Trump administration, when they were doing all the deportations, the Boston this is one of my

favorite things about how crazy the media is. The Boston Globe did a long, long piece on a guy who was being deported. He was Irish. Okay. So they said, how do we get them to care? How do you feel like their fight is our fate? He's got to be Irish. Beautiful.

I think that's beautiful. I think that's actually, that's smart reporting. That really is. That's knowing your audience. How do you spot light? It's giving spotlight too. That's knowing your audience. That's talking to some Irish people being deported.

By the way, I mean, in Boston, I'm actually for that. If I'm being quite honest. That's, I'm for that deportation. By the way, and it's also really nice to hear you say the first Trump administration day. I'm just kind of letting that sink in. Just chills. Yeah, little chills. I felt the chills.

The squeakwools coming out this pretty soon. Two is gonna be much more chill. Absolutely. I mean, Heidi, who? Squeakwools are always better than the first. We know that. They gotta bring the first. We know that. They gotta bring you back. We know that.

Bring you back. They gotta bring you back. It's gonna be the same story, but now just crazier cameos and crazier. The explosions are bigger. It's longer. It's longer to get you in the seat. He's about to spy who shagged me us. Medically speaking.

The hobby was named the St. Louis Grand Jury Association's Good Citizen of the Year Monday and awarded 500 for chasing and capturing two youths who had beaten and robbed a 75 year old neighbor. He had earlier received an award of $100 from the Good Citizenship Fund of St. Louis. But since the takeover of the American Embassy in Iran by students more than three weeks ago, Bahabi said he has received

telephone death threats. What? Of course. Merica in a nutshell. Chef's kiss. Just, I don't understand that. I don't understand that thing. Meaning I've never understood.

Okay, so something happens, right? Like, so some students took over the embassy in Iran, right? And now this dude over here chasing down hoodlums gets death threats. I don't understand how they're connected. Like every time I see a white person, I don't call Dave and say, come get your boy. You know what I mean? You're very lucky because you have the access to the mind of two whites.

Listen, we're not able to make that connection as crisply as maybe you want. But we see danger and we just start doing punching machine in the direction of any non-white. And we're just, and again, if you look at the way things have gone, we keep the streets pretty clean. Things are pretty good. Clean streets. So you're welcome. Not all heroes wear capes. Right. Somewhere hoods. Somewhere hoods. Somewhere straights. So you're welcome. Not all heroes wear capes.

Right. Somewhere hoods. Somewhere hoods. Somewhere hoods. Boy, are they gonna get a lot more comfortable over the next four. I mean, you are literally gonna be in a Denny's and a guy in a Klan outfit's gonna be like,

the wait's 15 minutes. And you're gonna be like, cool. So this is just, all right. I said I wanted a grand slam. Not a grand clam. Recently, I received a phone call and a man says if I don't leave this country, he will shoot me. I don't understand we're the same people we were before.

Are you this wide eyed optimist? Electrical engineering student. Do you know what I mean? Like, he is here to be useful. I know. Like I came to get a skill. We can't even see the selfish benefit of this. We're just like, we want a white genius. The hobby, we'll get to the part.

That's my favorite. Uh, the hobby who came from, uh from Abedin Iran in 1978, refused to discuss the upheaval in Iran, but says he does not disagree with the policies of the US. After the November 4th takeover of the embassy Carter, the Carter administration ordered immigration officials to scrutinize the visas of Iranian students. Wow. Yeah, there it is. There it is.

We really do. I think he's become like iconic. But I always think Jimmy Carter, I'm like, good, good prep. But then there's so many little things you hear like same shit. He was pretty bad on on foreign policy. Yeah, it's just Reagan followed him. So it was just like Reagan makes you go like, yeah, Carter was good. It's really what we've just been dealing with the whole time.

Where now we're like, how good was Nixon? Well, how good is that guy? You know what? Nixon had the good sense to resign. I miss somebody who just knew when to go away. And it was a man who said, I'm done and record everything like every time I'm like, it's so shocking to just be like, oh, well, yeah, all my crimes are on tape. It's just so crazy.

That's how you do. Well, for this guy, whose life probably got so horrible. Absolutely. Good on Green Bay for pointing out mixed bag here. Senator says Carter plans to retaliate. President Carter will take some sort of retaliatory action against Iran once the American hostages are released from the U.S. embassy in Tehran, a US senator said today.

Do we want to hear what that would sound like? Yeah, but she did. That just means that just saying don't release the hostages. Exactly. He's like, if you release them, then I'm going to do something. So actually, they should just stay in there, tuck in, get some sleeping bags. We're ordering in guys, you know. Yeah know yeah yeah all of us sound like is don't don't release the hostages because that way then I can have some sort of retaliatory action I ran I ran so far away. Yep. There it is. All right. All right. So far away.

I know. I hungry like the wolf. Oh, it's pretty good. What? I'm what? I ran as the band. Dave, you know what? You put up with a lot. I do. Stop this. You know, in the way you. Oh, stop this. With your head held high. Oh, stop this. Stop this. Democracy is under attack on this show. I love coming in and just stirring shit up.

We got to come on your podcast right after this to work it out. All of a Phil, he will do something else. Senator Bennett Johnson, a Democrat Louisiana said, there are a whole range of options not necessarily involving military action. And then it goes. That's crazy. That's a crazy thing to hear. And then it goes to this,

Carter's advisors and congressional leaders have denounced representative George Hanson's one-man effort to free hostages as confusing the US position. What? Who's this guy? Senator Seagal? Well, House baking committee chairman, Henry Royce of Wisconsin said Monday he is supportive of Hanson's proposal to hold hearings on US relation, Iran

relations and house speaker Tip O'Neill while calling Hanson's trip to Iran out of bounds, this motherfucker went to Iran. I like that. He was in it. I like it. That's crazy. You can't do that. Wait, was he? What was he going there for? Diplomacy? Or is he Steven Seagal in the embassy? To try to be great. By the way, either way, I'm fucking in. I mean, I'm sure the US wasn't negotiating at all. They were just like, give them back. But this guy went to Iran to try to negotiate with the, but you can't do that because you don't have the government stop. Yeah, there's a whole, I mean, again, it's not like we're a good government, but there

is like, there's some stuff. There's like, I like the idea of just rolling up and I mean, again, it's not like we're a good government, but there is like, there's some stuff there's like, I like the idea of just rolling up and being like, come on. Yeah, I definitely like it. Like, low key, low key. Let's do this offline. Let's have a sidebar. Let's like, come down. Imagine telling the president like, so one of the senators went there to negotiate a peace deal. What do you mean? Hansen, he said, Hansen might go along.

It's he might go along if Hansen succeeded in making a deal except the state of that's the matter. Like, well, I mean, well, if he negotiates it, I'll swing by. Exactly. That's what he's saying. I'm going to try it. If it pops off, then OK, I'm in. That's also like we were talking about this recently, like when Trump went to go negotiate with North Korea, everyone was like, you don't do that. I was like, let him cook.

Let's let that is Rodman it up a little bit over there. This little dude is like, I like this guy. I'm OK with that. Yeah, that was the crazy thing. They definitely banged. Yeah. Yeah. He wrote me the greatest letter. I read the letter every night before I go to bed. Actually, Garrett, this too soon actually for the voice. I know you is it. I actually can't. You're right. I actually can't hear you're right. You're right. That's no problem. I can, you You know, I bought the, I bought the Memorial, uh, not the Memorial, the coin, uh, of, of Trump's visit.

Trump has a North Korean leader. There's a coin of the peace talks, specials. But you're going to be spending that in three years, by the way, you're going to be buying bread with that soon. That's a business expense. Yeah, right. Right. made me laugh so hard. That was a business expense. Yeah, right. It's right off the sky. I needed this. Dave's account is like, you got 40 of these?

So this is why Hanson, an Idaho Republican, okay, that's why he's doing it, left Washington for Tehran on November 19th, and today is the 27th. So he left like two weeks after they were taken. He's probably they probably have killed him with good reason. I would hope. Right. Or he's just in the desert. Like, has anyone seen the embassy and or water? He has visited with some of the hostages and talked to officials in the regime of Ayatollah

Khomeini. But I just love this guy. He's just this rogue. Hey, man, what's up? Yeah, right. He's like, he's like the guy. He is. Yeah, he's like, he's like a shitty Reacher.

I don't have those skills. I can make waffles for them. Is that what we... No, he's the guy in uh, oh fuck, uh, Die Hard who's just like, Oh my god, is he the guy in Die Hard? Which one? So he's the guy with the beard who's on Coke who's like, Hans, listen, I understand right now what you're like thinking about. How about this? Give me a Diet Coke and we'll figure this out, Hans. And then Hans is like, I will kill him very shortly. Like, you know that guy's dead so soon at Hans Bay, booby. Yeah.

Deputy Secretary of State Christopher said Hans's efforts have not been helpful because the worst thing we could do is create confusion on the American position. That's true. The president's position is that the hostages are only released and then the US would consider such things as congressional. My plan is to let Reagan use this against me and lose. And then that will completely unravel democracy for the rest of our lives. plan is to use this against me and lose. Yeah, but his plan was to go in, you know, they sent a they sent an attack force and but the helicopters weren't like good in desert environments. And so what are you talking about? What are you saying?

Yeah, yeah, we, we sent in a rescue force in helicopters and army helicopters and the helicopters couldn't deal with the, I guess, I think the sand in the desert and they fly super low. I didn't know there was sand over there. And all the guys died. What is it? The whole country is just a beach? Well then why don't we even try to release these guys for it sounds like that on a lovely vacation. In New York, a hospital spokesman said today that a team of doctors headed by a Canadian radiologist has removed

the remaining gallstones from the shop but wants to keep him under observation here for the next few days. Sorry, new story. Is this a new story? This is a new story. It's the same story. Who shifted gears to well now we're talking about it's all the it's all the same shit. The Shaw's you know, he's part of this. Wait, what are we saying though, because of his gallstones,

Hanson who like just rolled up unannounced ding dong. He was like, Hey, I have I have gallstones. I can't talk to you. No, the Shah is in America. He he's the guy that way. Fuck, what do you mean? He's in America. That's where I live. The Shah is our guy. See, I'm that guy. Come in. I love when Dave teaches history.

I went to a good school. And yet I'm fully Garrett. No, no, no, because here's what I'm doing. I'm pretending I understand it just so we move on. You get it. I still don't understand what's happening, but I'm gonna pull one of these. Oh, so that, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So I'm pulling that right now, don't worry. Oh, oh, oh, R-Shaw, yeah, for Shaw.

Garrett, we did an all fucking episode on that. Oh, that guy, I do know that guy. I'm still doing it, Naomi. Oh, yeah, that guy. I remember, I remember, it was in 137, 137. Shaw, Shaw, Shaw, Shaw, Shaw, Shaw, Shaw, Shaw, Shaw. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I'm still doing it.

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What's his Freudian slip? His Freudian slips like we're all equal. Well, I mean, I didn't mean that. And an interview Monday with KBCTV anchorman Jerry Dumpy. Nixon was asked for his reaction to statements Senator Edward Kennedy, a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, made regarding American diplomatic contact with the PLO. And Nixon said, quote, I'm not here to defend President Kennedy.

Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear the Nixon impression, Dave. Can we hear that? I'm not here. Oh, the Kennedy one of the no no no. I'm not here. I know you're gonna find it. You're gonna find it. Stick with it. I'm not yeah. I'm not here to defend President Kennedy. That's good. That's good. That's good. You found it. You found it. Yeah Nixon who lost a 1960 presidential bid to Kennedy's brother John Cook the added

I mean, uh, or I think he wants to be president at least I guess that was a farty and slip a president Carter wouldn't Appreciate that. I highly recommend the video for this episode is all Dave just unloosened his jaw like a snake eating a duck. I don't know how. You're you're you really just got jowly loose. OK, so his Freudian slip was suggesting that Kennedy the president and didn't did Kennedy primary Carter is that yes, that was a big that was a big split because Kennedy was on the

left and Carter was in the center and that was big and they blame that as to why. And then they should have been Yeah, they blamed Kennedy and the left for Carter losing as opposed to Kennedy brain cancer just to stick with the theme of the Kennedy's brain. The brain attack. Very good, actually. Thank you very much for connecting the dots. You're welcome. I'm here for a purpose, too. You teach us things.

Oh, yeah, just a boy. And I'm sure I think Kennedy had already killed that woman. I mean, killed, you know, drove her Oh, yeah. He drowned in my car. That's different. That's vastly different. I'll admit, calling your lawyer first isn't the best, but that's vastly different. That's what happens. Have you ever driven that drunk, Mr. I'm so good at life?

I don't think so. Imagine being hammered in a car that's sinking. You freak out. You freak out. You lose it. Yeah, that's fair. School vandalism. The Green Bay school board is mulling electronic detection equipment in an effort to cut vandalism. This is a wise. This technology doesn't exist or work. I know. We've never heard of it. Also in 79. Yeah, 79 was just a guy in like oil like stay away from the property. I mean, back off. It's kind of just be a burglar alarm, right? I'm green, but yeah, or like putting those big

stick, you know, the big hunks of metal you get at the clothing store, you know, they're ready to take off for you. Just like putting that on, like, I don't know, pencil. Just getting dye all over you. Yeah. This is, uh, this is a, uh, uh, not a, this is in the opinion section. It's, uh, it's the editorial board, right? That's dangerous in Green Bay at this time. That is a wise and necessary step and a sad commentary. A school report shows that vandalism in district schools has been running at nearly 60,000 a year for the last two years. No way.

The list of vandalism is varied and depressing. I want to know what that shit is. Welcome to life, bitch. Varied and depressing. Honestly. Absolutely. What a great time when we're like, the graffiti's bringing me down. Windows, furniture, restroom facilities,

and drinking fountains are targets of vandals. Radios, cameras, fire extinguishers. Of course, fire extinguishers. Those were amazing when you were that age. Just, yeah, set it off. Yeah. Lights, even a dishwasher have been stolen. Help me! What the fuck?

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That's not easy to get away with. I agree. They're world's like that. Can I tell a story that makes me look so bad? Please? One minute. This is crazy. My friend Burns and I think oh Burns, Alex, who reached out to you about the show. We were in college, we were walking home from the bar hammered, like Kennedy car hammered. And there was a blue mailbox, like one of the big blue boys, like a car and hit it and just completely knocked it off.

And I was like, let's get it. And we walked it back to my apartment and I woke up the next day and I was like, that's terrible, that's terrible. That's a major felony. It's a huge felony. So then my roommate and I had it up there for like three days and then we were like, we gotta get rid of this.

Like it was like a body. Yeah, yeah. So then we just, we went at like 2 at like 2am went to the streets. We threw it on the streets. We took a rag and we wiped it down being what if they bring in the forensic team? You're right about that. Yeah. But now you could never get away with that because there's cameras everywhere. So they would see the drunken idiots carrying the. Yeah. We hear a lot of a cunt.

Wait, no, Colin, I was like, no, no. We'll stick with what you said. How much of a cunt? No, huge cut. How much of a cunt were you? You welcome back to America's favorite game show. How big of a cunt were you? We're going to walk through your personal history and figure out

just how cunty you actually were back then. I was going to say how much of a country town was your college in? Now Boston. Okay, it was okay. Yeah, it didn't like uproot like the society, but I still agree with you. I was a bit of a cunt. I mean, the U-turn on that sentence for you took too long. I mean, it was totally like, how big of a cunt. That's kind of the kind of Freudian slip that Nixon used to do. I don't know. Sometimes I wonder how big of a cut can you do? I can hear you Richard. So to combat it the school board has accepted a

report calling for installation of electronic detection equipment in schools over a three-year period. Equipment will protect buildings when custodians are not on duty. Well, yeah, it's okay. But also a custodian's job. That's custodian and security or job. I agree. That's right. Isn't on the custodian.

Completely agree. He's not there to clean up crime too. Yeah, that the past times will be right back. All right, good. That was good. That was really good, you guys. The steps are necessary, perhaps overdue, but the need for them offers a sad commentary. We have to protect our schools from our children. That is a crazy thing to say.

That's where it starts. I said, you know what, you know how we do that. We defund them. Actually, nothing for any of them. That's how we protect more police. Yes. Yeah. These are the seeds. It's about the buildings. The seeds that we see flourish. It's not from the ground.

No. Yeah. That's, yes. No. And arm the teachers. By the way, if you got, just trace back to like when shooting started to happen and think, hey, someday people are going to pitch that the teacher should have guns. You'd be like, that's not the right direction.

And now that's probably where we're like, that's not the right direction. And now that's probably where we're going. Oh, shit. This is in the letters to the editor. Wedding photos with a great deal of satisfaction. I read your society pages to see the beautiful pictures of the brides and grooms. For years, I wondered why you only show the brides. brides and grooms. For years, I wondered why you only show the brides. It is both nice and fitting to see both of them and no longer need to wonder how the groom looks after seeing the

bride. This is crazy. What if we get to wonder what small part of the groom played in the wedding? Was he at all important or just a tag along? Attitude. Small papers, small town papers always showed both bride and groom and it certainly is enlightening to see that the press Gazette has finally come out of the dark to show both

lots of handsome grooms to match the bride's beautiful crazy. lives in a garage with doll parts. Signed Pamela Reynolds. Shut up. a garage with doll parts. Signed Pamela Reynolds. Shut up. Don't you fucking dare. Don't you fucking dare.

Oh my God, this is from a dude, Al Browry. Oh no, it was definitely a dude. I was going to say, I was like, it's a man who is like, he's an insol who's very mad to feel like, what about me? We're here and I want to know if she marries someone hot or not. This. Or if it's like an ugly and regular, and how dare you not show me what it was?

Zinage, no, how you get that? How do you get the bride? See, I was sold with Dave's sweet voice. That's 100% what it is. It's some, sending in this letter is crazy no matter the gender, but the fact that it's some guy who's just like, yeah, we get it. It's their big day.

Guess who's there? The fucking guy too. I am so sick of seeing men trying to be swept under the goddamn rug. The lady couldn't even afford the day without his paycheck. Who paid the dowry? Who paid the dowry? That's what I want to say. Who gave two cows for her hand?

Think about that. OK, here's a little section called KidBits, a new summary. I don't think we're allowed to talk about this one. KidBits, new summary for youngsters. Oh, this is fun. I think Gareth and I will understand this section the most. Yeah, I agree. First headline in this section, Iran's military.

What the fuck? Gotta say it to kids. Gotta say it to kids. Iran increased its military activities today after Iran's leader, Ayatollah Khomeini, told his followers to get ready to fight the power of the U.S. Paratroopers in full battle dress were seen at Tehran's airport, which is also a major air force base. The commanders of the army and the navy and the air force all said that their forces were

on alert and ready to defend Iran. I do think that this person misjudged what this section is supposed to be. No, kids love this. This is like a new fire engine orged what this section is supposed to be. No, this is kids love this. This is like a new fire engine or something is what it's supposed to be. Outside the US Embassy in Tehran where 49 hostages were held for the 24th day, the guards and students guarding the embassy started distributing weapons training booklets to hundreds of demonstrators. The next story in the kids bit bits section, six periods, okayed.

Green Bay School Board put its seal of approval on the six period day Monday night. That is such a crazy follow-up. What is he saying? What does that mean? I don't even know what that part means. The first part, I understand as an adult, so I don't even know how as a kid, bit.

But also how quickly, like, you know what the kids need to know about? They need to know to hate the Iranians so that then when these engineering students are coming around chasing them down the street they can fight back. They definitely it is very they're just like get ready the only way to do it is to fight them over there. We're fighting a global war on terror children. And you're gonna have six periods instead of of five next. Exactly. Okay, that's what it is, right? The addition of a six period. And so now the kids are angry. Now they're living. Now they're going to take hostages.

Well, the sixth period is like how to make a gun. How to load a gun in the dark. The board approved a six period day schedule for junior high. The board also okayed a recommendation to allow ninth grade students to take an extra class during the lunch period. What the hell? Who was fighting for that? You would see the fight in me like I was trying to get those hostages out of Iran if they

did. And then the next story, eggs moving again. This is for the kids. Hens are being replaced and some are even laying again. They took our jobs! At Wrightwood Egg Company, that is a big step because half a million chickens were destroyed in August when it was learned that they had eaten PCB contaminated feed. Shut up.

What? Are you enjoying the stories kids? Okay, okay. First of all, first of all, don't you, this is when I wish this was actually a hyperlink because now I want to go to the original story about PCB in the chicken piece. I have from six months earlier, but also the fact that this is the kids news Cause now I want to go to the original story about PCP in the chicken piece.

But also the fact that this is the kids news and also I love the idea that chickens were quote destroyed as they were destroyed. Yeah. Like they're terminators. Yeah. We were going to kill them, but we decided to blow them up instead. Just completely destroy them. A military guy like, all right, so we should probably euthanize them all. No, too soft. destroy them. A military guy like, alright so we should probably euthanize them all. No, too soft. Destroy them. Destroy each and every one of them. Oh my god. I don't want to

be able to tell what kind of bird it was when we're done here gentlemen. Sounds a little Nixon-y Dave, was he involved in this? You're getting dangerously close to your Nixon. Wow. It'll probably be much longer before we get the coupes all filled and the birds laying. Co-owner Paul Woodward said Monday night in Franklin, Idaho, Wrightwood is a major egg producer

for Idaho and Utah and California. And when Wrightwood shut down in early September, Woodward said his hens were laying more than 183,000 legs a day. What PCB poly chlorinated by a bethenol is by bifidol or bethenol is an industrial chemical that has been known to cause skin disease in humans and cancer in animals. Well, I guess what's strange about this story and what

changed is that they shut down production It was a day. They'd be like keep it going. They'd be like the eggs feel scrambled. Don't they? Yeah Look in 15 years these people are gonna have cancer, but they're not gonna know where it came from Tip of the week by Ken. I can't wait for what this is going to be. When putting down linoleum to eliminate air pockets, use a roller. This is the most cremation ever. That was it. That's Wisconsin.

That's tip of the week. Now, how big is that on the page, Dave? It's not that big. It's not that big. It's not that big. It's pretty small. Imagine a large font situation, a real, you know, question. Yeah, it's that tip of the week is, tip of the week is big font. Yeah.

Huge nuzz. When laying down linoleum, don't leave it bubbly. You're welcome. Overcut it. Remember, you can always shave a little bit more off, but you can't put more on. Yeah. As he's got a dishwasher in his kitchen. Show it off.

I know a guy who used to put down, was it an oil or a tile? And he, when we were starting out in comedy, he cut off his thumb accidentally. What? in comedy and he cut off his thumb accidentally. And then, but he used the workman's comp to just write and got a writing job on a show. So he was happy that he cut off his thumb. Yeah. By the way, now he would just have no thumb. That would be.

There'd be no comp. There'd be no comp whatsoever. There's no writing. Nobody's selling shit. Stolen bikes. Oh, this is another letter to the editor. On November 20th, my son ran home from school and told me that his bike was stolen. It had been locked to the bike rack at Elmore School.

Gareth, you know Elmore School? Yeah, big bike crime in that area. Well, this is the vandalism. This is the vandalism they were talking about. This is the $60,000 in vandalism. This is what happens. This is what happens. Crime has never been crazier. A boy lost his bike. When I called the school about it, I was told another boy was in the office crying that his bike was stolen too. When I called the police, they told me that they don't bother looking for stolen bikes. Yes, bitch.

They are brand. Happens every day. No matter where you are. It's the best. I guess I honestly don't know whose side I'm on. No, I just think it's the criminals to be quite honest with you. I just like the guy who's got the two bikes, but the, like the, like, excuse me, officer, my son's bike was stolen.

It's like, yeah, actually, actually what I like the most is that when she calls the school is like, so my son's bike was like, somebody else's was too. Girl, it's wild over here. Yeah. Like, yeah. Well, one of the, we got a kid in here who's crying, so he's taking it a little harder.

At least your kid could run. You let him use God's bike, his feet. My son's bike meant a lot to him, as it does to many children. If you had your car stolen, you'd be pretty upset too. Different. Very different. Incredibly different.

Since jaylocks don't stop these thieves and the police don't look for stolen bikes, I think we parents must band together and put a stop to this. Nice. Neighborhood watch. This worked out good. The next bike that is stolen could belong to your child. Think about it. First of all, keep the bikes locked in the garage when not in use. Since many children keep their

bikes at school all day, parents should walk or ride by the bike racks at school once or twice a day. What? For anything or anyone who looks suspicious. To such a better time when people were like, I have enough money that I can make riding my bike by my son's bike a job. Well, right. Who are the parents who are available? The care and energy is off the charts.

If you've got twice a day, you could just like pop out. Just pop out. You see the brownies in the oven. Let energy is off the charts. If you've got a twice a day, you could just like pop out, just pop out. You see the brownies in the oven. Let me pop by the school and do a real slow roll by. Yeah, do a bike by. And then you have the cops because then after the cops would be involved because they'd be like, hey, so we have reports of your blue Honda Civic rolling slowly by schools. Yes, I am making sure that no bikes get taken. I do not need to step out of the car. We're of your blue Honda Civic rolling slowly by school several times a day. I am making sure that no bikes get taken.

I do not need to step out of the car. Why am I stepping out of the car? Ma'am, you're making a lot of children uncomfortable, especially the ones that are darker than a paperback. I'm the hero of this story. And those are the kids who take the bike. Okay. That's what I'm looking at.

Oh, fuck. If everyone combines their efforts in this way, we can greatly reduce- Oh, Jesus Christ, the fucking bike got taken. Shut the fuck up. We can greatly reduce the amount of stolen bikes by making it much harder for the thieves to even want to take the chance of stealing bikes. Here's what you do. You do what they did in the Netherlands.

Free bikes, community bikes. Boom. Done. Take all the money you're talking about with this and just make community bikes. Paid them green and gold. They're packer bikes. Next. I'm done with this story.

I solved it. This is also, uh, written by Pamela Reynolds. This is crazy. I say, Dave, if anyone knows the whereabouts of a Mont... No, no. If anyone knows the whereabouts of a... Too many words given to this story. Yeah, honestly, enough. We are stepping in as time traveling editors.

Hey, if anyone knows the whereabouts of a Montgomery Ward boys, 20 inch blue and black nightstar. Shut up. Worth about $100. Oh my god. The banana seat. The banana seat has a black, has black and red stripes. $100?

Who the fuck steals this bike? It's so cheap. It's a banana seat with black and red stripes. It's a Montgomery Ward bike. It's the cheapest, shittiest bike. It's the principle. It meant a lot to him. Yeah, he got he got the $100 for that bike from, you know, being named a hero of the month. And so yeah, he doesn't have to worry about being deported. So he said I can send this money on a bike, you know,

uh-huh. I, I, my children are at fear of being deported. He said I can send this money on a bike. You know? Uh-huh. That's right. Why children are at fear of being deported, Naomi? I don't appreciate you saying that. Well, the Irish. We know the Irish. The Irish. We know that.

Please think about the Irish. I've done nothing wrong. I thought this was America where you could curb stamp people. It will. Fucked up, fucked up. Microwave class starts Thursday. I'm gonna go, you guys finish the show. Microwave class?

Honestly, if microwave class was just teaching me how to change the time on the clock. Yeah, I agree with that. Hey, would pay to attend. We got a new stove. My wife was like, Hey, I don't know how to change the time on this. I guess that's the time now. Then we're not. I'm not doing that.

I like my microwave class, especially back then. Okay. And I'm sure you're all getting a little thrown by the popcorn button. That's okay to be overwhelmed by that. I actually think it's best if we all actually stand in front of it. Gather around close.

Watch it while it's on. Now here's one of the things that I have improved on the oven. You can't put your head inside of it and turn it on. Now, just because a baked potato I've improved on the oven. You can't put your head inside of it and turn it on. Now, just because a baked potato is the picture on the button, that doesn't mean it's only for baked potatoes. This could be for any supper. Oh shit.

A class in market way of picking- I can put marshmallows in mine. Okay. All right, Dan, we've heard that a bunch. Stop. the the Yeah, great stuff. I could put a nail through a marshmallow and stop pitching the marshmallow stuff just because they get big. Okay, guys. A class in microwave cooking will be offered by the Ashwabanan? Ashwabanan. Yes, we keep some of the names of the original land and then just put Sam's clubs on them. The Eshraban on Northeast Wisconsin technical and this is a technical Institute.

The public library. Honestly, honestly, I'm sure a lot of you are getting thrown by the add 30 seconds. Don't let that freak go. I'm not ready for this kind of technology. Nobody is. I really thought this is like at the senior center. You fucking a man like getting a microwave and I know it's new technology, but to be like, I don't even know where to start. Yeah, you know, it's just like and you know that booklet is thick as hell. Thick as hell.

It's just like, oh my God. So beverage is its own button. I don't see the marshmallow section though. Okay. Y'all got thrown off because he brought up marshmallows too many times. The four session class will run from seven to nine forty PM. I mean that is a ten two hours and 40 minutes? That is a 10 hour class.

That's a lecture. 2 40 is a lecture. That's a class where you watch a movie and then talk about it. Oh my God. Okay. How can you do a 10 hour class? Imagine having to do it,

let alone wanting, imagine being like four class, like they probably approached this person. Okay, first class is tell us your name and your favorite food. We're gonna go one at a time, take your time. It's marshmallows. Okay, we already heard that Shanae say it.

Like, what? The bacon is still raw and I've been eating it. Same with the poultry. Oh guys, Jesus Christ, we're gonna need to add another class. This is crazy what's going on. Six of my students have died in the past three weeks. Excuse me? Is there an advanced class after this? I don't understand what that would even mean.

For the next level of microwaving? No, just come to all four of the classes. When I put my hand inside and try to close the door, I can't, I don't know how to cook my hand. You're not supposed to cook your hand and you won't be able to with a microwave. Alright guys, let's take a five and really regroup and let's lock in as to what's going on here. I opened the door and it killed my friend because it swung with such velocity. The little turning table in there. Now I'm supposed to be eating my dinner off that plate. I play records on it.

My records keep melting when I'm trying to play them inside of this time machine. Miss Bonita Swan will demonstrate foods in the microwave and students will participate in the preparation of other foods during the class. Oh my God. Okay, y'all. Okay, okay, you guys, I'm gonna say it right here right now. I am writing a limited series on Miss Bonita Swan. Yeah, I'm ready.

Okay, because the woman who has to teach a two hour and 40 minute microwave class for a month. Okay, what's for classes? What is going on? I mean, that is community service at its finest. Yeah, she said I will press some buttons and you go watch that's probably why it's two hours and 40 minutes. She gonna try to make a turkey in there and you gotta watch it happen. Watch it happen. Right.

I mean, two hours and 40 fucking minutes once is insane. Four times. Like the second week, she was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do. She's like, how badly do I really need $50? Honestly. Can I ask you about cereal? No.

Absolutely not. Mine won't produce milk like the cattle! This is insane. Guys, listen, everyone shut the fuck up for a minute. This is not that complicated. Uh, okay, needy musicians will reap some of the benefits, if not the calories, from Dolly Parton's recipe for banana loaf and Neil Sadaka's recipe for stuffed Lego lamb. Oh, Kido he does the microwave have a button for Neil Sadaka Lego lamb? That is

whiplash. Yes, I am trying to live in what just happened, but it's quite difficult. Yes, I am trying to live in what just happened, but it's quite difficult. Damn, what a lamb pepper. Belly dancing goes to church. In London, they've swapped bingo for belly dancing at Holy Trinity Church. Professional belly dancer Jill Chartel answered the ad the Reverend Lawrence Hill placed in a theatrical magazine and classes will be held Tuesday nights in the church hall. Hill said, I thought

an amateur group might be grateful for the hall to rehearse plays in. I never thought it would be a belly dancing club. However, now that it's been mixed up, I must admit, I'm quite looking forward to it. But I still don't know how to work the microwave. I still don't understand that one. That's wild actually, the Reverend placing the ad and also being like a belly dancer. Because I'm thinking about what they're doing in London. He's like, you know what can shake things up? If some people just started working the metal just undulating.

I guarantee you it's like white pasty like locals. Yes. Yes. Am I doing it right? I don't know honestly, but just keep shaking your gut darling. That's nice. That is show that off. Yeah. Squish it. Make it a little mouth. Have it talk. little mouth have it tool. I guess you want your horoscope? Okay, yes, yes, yes.

See, right. I remember my first week of birth. So let's see if it nailed. Yeah, you will now be thrown into a world that is much different than the comfort of a womb you just lived in. You can see the overall picture while partner tends to details. Join forces in career projects. You'll find success just around the corner if you follow your dreams. That's not true. I didn't say that. Didn't really say that, Dave.

Yeah. You said your partner will be drawn to details. Will tend to details. Yeah. Tend to details. And that's what you do, Dave Anthony. be drawn to details. You will tend to details. Yeah, tend to details. And that's what you do, Dave Anthony. You tend to details. Thank you. This is exactly what it was. This was exactly us. And this was it literally describes us.

Whatever you do, don't learn much about history. It'll behoove you later. We know. Let's end with a letter to Ann Landers. Of course. Who's Ann Landers? Wasn't she the advice lady? Oh my god, really? Naomi, you young little angel.

Ann Landers was an advice lady. You write in and she gives you advice on anything really. Okay. She had a sister also that did the same thing. Was her column syndicated like in other papers? Yes, it was everywhere. She was big. She was huge.

Dear Ann Landers, please answer this letter before I lose my mind. The problem may sound trivial, but it's frightening and terribly annoying. I have warts. Oh my God. Go to a doctor. The fucking American healthcare system in a nutshell. By the way, this is the new future healthcare. Yes, I'm coming in warts. You better

write the paper. I have warts everywhere. Not only on my toes, but now also on my hands and possibly other places I haven't noticed yet. Well that means we got taint warts. She just doesn't want to write it into the paper. Look. Possibly places I haven't noticed yet. You could look before you write the letter. You would think exactly. I said, what do you mean? It's also, you know, this person is doing or they're trying to draw in with their desperation because they're saying, I'm going to lose my mind

and the words could be anywhere. But let me tell you this. These dramatics. This person is probably feeling around for words where they can't see it and they can't tell if it's words because they have words on their hand. It's like you can't read Braille with it on your fingers. Oh, shit.

I'm grossed out. I feel bad. I started. I started with one wart on my big toe and ended up with 60 between my big toe and second toe. And they are trying to take you back. I'm ready between two toes. That's not possible. That's what giant war. What are we talking about?

It's a bunch of little tiny warts. This is a horror, the beginning of a horror movie. Is this still my horoscope? Yeah. My doctor said warts are caused by a virus and not to worry. I had all my warts burned and cut off, but I just noticed two tiny warts starting to grow on

my fingers. When will this all end? Your doctor's horrible. I have a friend who also started with one wart and ended up with 40. He had his birdie off. Oh, that's how you got the warts from your friend. Dropped his wart friend. He likes to finger between me toes.

He had hit. So he had his burned off. I am 18 and my friend is 19. When I asked him what his doctor said caused words, he said a lack of vitamins, a lack of vitamins or lack of sex. Is this true? This is the this doctor this and Landers advice better be like, who is the doctor? We need to get a girl exactly. Exactly. This is a 19 year old guy is like, look, I said he gave the

doc the doctor said the only way we can get rid of my warts is if you just keep blowing me. You need to fuck a doctor between your toes. Yeah, I need to fuck a doctor. I need to fuck those words. Okay. Is this that is so fucking crazy. This is an insane question. It's also that now I think it's actually insane that this is in the newspaper and yes, it is insane to print that a doctor says I'm supposed to fuck the warts off.

Is that true? Signed Panicky. Dear Panicky, I asked Fred Levitt, a Chicago dermatologist, to respond. And this is what he said, warts are caused by a specific virus which causes only warts, sex, and diet have nothing to do with it. To get warts, you must be exposed to the virus and be susceptible. Many people who are constantly exposed never get them. Okay. Generally warts disappear on their own after about eight months. Many people, however, seem wart prone. Wart prone. There are warts per six. And the multiplying, the only effective treatments involve destroying the tissue that contains the warts. Why is it things destroy? They destroy.

It can be surgery, burning or freezing. Succeptible people should get rid of all warts as soon as they appear since each wart can be a source of new warts. Wow, that's exciting. This is, I feel like, you know what? I think Anne probably got millions of letters a week and I don't think this should have been the one she answered. I mean you guys

sometimes Anne got to write somebody back and say you need you need help that I cannot provide. Yeah, yeah no you how about you should talk to a doctor this this goes on she keeps talking about warts for fucking ever wow wow wow what a time what a time to think that like but yeah sure the health care system has always been bad somebody well also if you're 18 right you're probably afraid to say hey mom can you take me to the doctor i got a bunch of toe warts yeah and so then you just said let me just write in and then hopefully my letter gets answered in four to six weeks. No, after you after you get your mom, then you go to your your

guy friend and he's like, I think we should bang it to get rid of warts. Are you ready? I know how to get put your put your hand in the microwave, it'll sear them right off. Well, Naomi, thank you for joining me for my birthday paper. You're the best as always. When and David and I getting invited back on couples therapy. I don't remember if we

got Oh my god, if you want to come back, we will have you ready. We need it. We would do the couples extravaganza and have you guys back and really kind of dive deep on everything you're going through. Yeah. All right. We need it. We need it. I know you need it. We need it more than ever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would say in four years Dave will be voting for Trump. We're just going to get there real soon. Naomi, thank you as always. You're the best. Everyone loves you. Y'all the best. Happy 100 episodes of this.

Yeah, I can't believe that. Keep doing. Dave or Gareth, but I just feel like Dave might have more food in his house. Be prepared to house me, hide me, do what we need to do. You know what I'm saying when the time comes? Because I would love to be in a house with two girls. There's a third, I guess we're eating the other one. Yeah. Oh my god, no, I didn't know there were three. Three. So three. How about this? You go with Dave, I get Andy. How does that sound? Well, you guys have fun, right? World Cracker season three. By the way, officially not happening. Thank you, Naomi, for joining us.

Appreciate it. All right. Bye. Some of these days, you'll miss me, honey. Some of these days. And we're brought to you by Airbnb. So yeah, whenever I travel, I really try to always stay in an Airbnb. I have a trip coming up where I'm going on tour and I have like five down days in the

Pacific Northwest. And I'm with a couple buddies of mine. And since we had like three or four down days, we're like, why don't we just get a place in kind of the middle of Oregon, just peaceful sort of retreat kind of deal, be around nature, just able to hang out. And that's what we did. And we found some great options there. The plan is to just do some grilling, some hanging, but truly just, you know, great views and everything. And we were able to get a real sense of what the place was going to look like. So yeah I'm excited to do that just to kind of be out in the middle of nowhere with some buddies and some nature and a nice place you know

that has all the amenities I want. But while I'm gone you know I was also like well I have my place just there and it's always nice to have someone stay at your place and I'm like well my place could probably be in Airbnb. You know it's a nice comfortable place. I feel like anyone staying here will enjoy it and you know obviously that way I kind of earn some extra cash that I can use for my trip from someone staying here. You know I've stayed in a lot of Airbnbs in the past and I travel often and my place sits empty so putting it to use by hosting on Airbnb feels like the smart thing to do. So let your place earn a little extra cash while you're away.

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