The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 110 - The Past Times with Dorian DeBose

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

Dave Anthony picks a newspaper from a day in history and reads it to co-host Gareth Reynolds. This week they are rejoined by comedian Dorian DeBose Redbubble Merch

We're going on tour and this is it's been a while March 2025 is when our tour is happening. First of all, we're going to Tempe, Arizona Maybe our best city of all time. It's the best that is on March 16th And then we go to Albuquerque, New Mexico, maybe our favorite city ever. We really never love the city We've ever gone to that's on March 17th and then we go to Oklahoma City, which is our faith We often say that it's our number one. Yeah, it's our number one. The best city I've ever been to.

That's on March 18th. On March 19th, we're going to be in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Our favorite city without question. And then we head to Dallas, Texas on March 20th. Our favorite city. That's why there's never been a better city. If you don't like it, you're a Dal asshole. Thank you.

And then we go to Houston, Texas on March 23rd. The best city. Which is by far the best city. And then we end our tour in Austin, Texas on March 22nd at the Cap City Comedy Club. It's the best city. In the entire world. Number one city in the world.

You can get tickets at dollopodcast.com slash tour. All right, everybody, welcome to the pastimes podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it before. And neither is our guest this week. The Great Dorian DeBose. What's up Dorian? Welcome back to the show. Hello, it's good to be here. Thank you all so much for having me. It's good to see your beautiful

faces. Good to see your beautiful cat painting behind you. It's audio medium but I think that it really established the aesthetic. There's a Patreon. There's a Patreon. A very good opening from you. Very, very good ego-wise for us. That was great. Thank you. I've been working on it. I'm trying to get on sports radio. Oh, so, boy, you really blew that now because that feels like you're just practicing on

us. So we're just the hand you're kissing on before the date? Well, listen, everybody needs to get them reps up, Garris. Don't you raise your voice at us. No, I like it. Don't you raise your voice. Dorian, you're hilarious. I met you in Kansas City.

You now live in New York. And you were telling me, what is the show you have now? It sounds awesome. It sounds so right up the dollop people's alley even though this is the past times. What is it? It's called evil shark tank and it's exactly what it sounds like we have Some fledgling evil businessmen who are gonna come on the pot on the show It's a live show a pitch their truly gonna pitch their truly, truly despicable ideas to a group of dastardly business professionals

in hopes of receiving funding that'll be game changing for them and worth for the world. Oh, great. Who are you? Are you one of the sharks? I am one of the sharks. I'm not gonna be one of the people who are judging the pitches,

but I have my own evil business that I will be plugging a lot judging the pitches. But I have my own evil business that I will be plugging a lot during the show. Okay. Great. Okay. Well, great. Where can people find out info on that? What's the best thing to do? So you can follow me on Instagram at verbose-de-bose or you can follow the show's Instagram at evil shark tank. Yeah. Great. All right. Great. Well, that's great. We love that because we're huge Shark Tank fans.

There's nothing we like more here at this show than watching the dreams of a Midwestern couple get ripped apart and shit on by billionaires who don't deserve it and shouldn't exist. No, 100%. It's kind of heartwarming sometimes to see somebody knocked down a peg they never were on. I like when they've had a little bit to drink, like someone's brought in like some wine to pitch and they don't buy it but they drink a ton of it and then the next person that comes on they're just like, you're a joke. Because they're just drunk and rich and it's like, yeah, your whole life's been leading up to this but guess what? Mr. Wonderful had a whole bottle of Chardonnay for free. I think it's fun. Whenever you can tell that there was an argument afterwards,

Mark Cuban and Kevin O'Leary seem like they do not like each other. Actually. Yeah. Yeah. What? I think a lot of people don't like Kevin O'Leary. He just seems like an awful to everybody. He's really sort of started to come out of his shell as the Bezosian billionaire who has no clue about actual working or

workers. He was on something I saw this week talk. I just love watching rich people talk about the CEO shooting. Oh, it's so great. It's like a fetish. It's like it's so just. A fetish. Yeah, it's like it's so just like, why are people happy? They see themselves as like an oppressed class. They're like, yeah, we're coming after the most vulnerable

amongst us. Yeah, we're helping you. I spent so much on private security and this is how you treat me. Man, how do you do this? As someone who gives you all your jobs and happiness? I mean, you still are able to breathe through the boot upon your throat a touch. We don't let most of you die. Yeah.

Man, it's so fucking good. I can't help, and then we'll start, I can't help but think, man, if one more got taken out right now, what would that even look like? The steroids that this moment would go on. Oh my God, it'd be crazy. It'd be so good. As we say here at the podcast, just do two. Just do two. Just do two.

We've been saying, we sell merch that is like the Nike logo and it says just do one and it's little pictures of billionaires so we've been saying just do one for a while and now they did one and now we like just ration up a little bit just By the rule of threes, I agree it's funny so much funnier You know, we're gonna go through this old newspaper you get to guess first what year you think this paper is gonna be from. This is what separates this podcast from the dollop, which is a very large success. This is not that.

Winner gets my SAG after membership. Nobody wants that. Okay. Oh, Dorian's in. So guess a year. It could be 1600s, unlikely. Could be up to 2000, I doubt it. But please, it's your guess. Let's go with, let's go with 1891. It's very good. It's a very good guess, Dorian. Not gonna lie to you, it's a very good guess. It's a very good guess. But unfortunately I don't believe it's 1891. As I look at Dave's weak ass poker face. What are you doing?

Shut up, I'm talking. I think this paper is from the year. It's 1828. You were right. You were the closest Dorian. Well done. I love. Yep. Yep. He was the closest. I don't even understand why he's. I'll try the people who are not watching on the Patreon.

I'm doing a little dance. So she's a good. They're watching on the Patreon. Walking on the side. If are not watching on the Patreon. I'm doing a little dance. So she's watching on the Patreon. Welcome to Saggathria. If you're watching on the Patreon, you saw me win. Now you're in Zag. It's crazy that you're in Zag now. All right. 1824, you said, David?

That's correct. All right. Let's see what was happening in the greatest country of all time in 1824. So this is Burbank, California. Wow. We were out there. I was going to say. Burbank. Flappers there. Flappers was just regular there. Flappers, everyone was just dressed the same like normal.

What's the hook of this establishment? The Burbank Daily Evening review, January 3rd, 1928, daily evening, get them all in. It's a double edition. Yeah. I'm ring. In the day and the evening. Yep.

Okay. So what time does a paper like this go out midnight? the evening. Yep. Okay. So what time does a paper like this go out? Midnight? Well, it goes out at 12 noon and 12 midnight. I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about. I've just learned that they had enough people out there to have a newspaper and now they have enough people had two newspapers a day. Yeah, I guarantee you one of two things. This information is gonna be trash and or very little is going to be from Burbank. They're going to be like, here it is.

The Burbank News. The first story is out of Chicago. Well, I can tell you that's not not true about the first the first story. Sorry, you got it. That was the second story. Yeah, you've got the next time. Cantaloupe that resembles pumpkin is Burbank'sbank's seal plea goes out for a new one Now I did say that the news is either gonna be dogshit or it's not gonna be from there and this is from there and this is not dogshit this is

serious business a cantaloupe a cantaloupe that resembles Is on the Burbank seal know the city seal a little round. That's what I thought first when I read it. It brings up the point that every city should have a seal. And that's a great pun. Absolutely. Every city should have a Jose. And pumpkin, it says the cantaloupe resembles a pumpkin on the seal and pumpkin is spelled P-U-N-K-I-N. Let's get into the story. That's kind of what the seal is. It's a pumpkin.

In the opinion of City Clerk Webster, as expressed at the meeting of the Change of Commerce Board last week, Burbank is sadly in need of a new design as an official seal for the city. The present seal is supposed to represent a large cantaloupe on a field of cantaloupes, but in reality looks more like a pumpkin than a melon, according to Mr. Webster. They just became a city, dude. Why are they so particular already? Oh, it looks too much like a pumpkin.

Nobody in this country, dude, there wasn't even pictures back then. You don't know what a pumpkin is. It's very true that nobody was like nobody gave a shit. Also, I as someone who's lived in Burbank, never, ever in my time, there was like this is cantaloupe town. Do you think this is Pumpkin City? What do you get out of here? Get out of here. That's Glendale you idiot It was can it was all about people when you think of burbank you think cantaloupes. No

That's that's not even like a top 10 thing. I think yeah, not even top 50. I Don't think I've ever thought of the two together. I Don't think there's 50 things that come to mind when you say Burbank to me. I think that's a really fair point. I think that's a very fair point. Cantaloupe isn't on that list. No. I probably have seven things that come to mind when I think of Burbank and not one of them is Cantaloupe. If my life depended on it and I needed to say 50 things synonymous with Burbank in five minutes, I think I'd die. Oh I know I'd die. I'm not making it. I'm spending three minutes trying the two minutes calling my mama I'm going I said that Quiznos, right? No, he said that twice. Okay. I'm banking on there being multiple McDonald's

I've never been There is a still a cantaloupe it looks looks like a watermelon. They weren't even incorporated until a century later. They were not even incorporated. And looking at it, it looks so much more like a watermelon than a pumpkin. It does not look anything like a pumpkin. No, it doesn't look like a cantaloupe. It doesn't look like a cantaloupe because cantaloupes are more rounded. This is like a cantaloupe.

It looks like a watermelon. Cantaloupe has like a pattern to it. It's got a little it's yeah, it's a little bit. It's got bumpy. It's a little braily. Yes. That's garbage. Yeah, the whoever I mean, they're right. Like Dorian's also right that what are they doing? You're not even a place yet. And they're like, this was a century before they were in corporate. Yeah, it's like you've just laid the

foundation to your house and you're like, what throw pillows are we gonna have? I mean the Burbecks had some really bad city seals just so just the history wise that they did not improve anyway back to the story Mr.. Webster says that the seal was adopted at a time when the chief industry of the city was the raising of cantaloupes That's what we remember. Brewery gas. That's the that's fair. That's that's got to be a top like 105 thing about Burbank.

Yeah, it is a weird way to put it to the raising. It is weird. Well, that's how you do. That's how you do pumpkin. You raise cantaloupe cantaloupe. You cantaloupes are raised. He's a good boy. But he's got fallen in with a bad group of melons lately.

But he's a good kid. He's a good kid. He's fallen in with the honeydews and. I'm not a step cantaloupe farmer. I'm the cantaloupe farmer that stepped up. Hey, buddy, you want to get high? Ah, I don't know I'm supposed to go back to the farm mister all right stay away from old Johnny honey dude down

by the tracks on you want to make a little money let me scoop you you ever been scooped by an old man you You know, it's really important. These cantaloupe farmers has worn their cantaloupe children about the dangers of been with melon ballers on the street. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah.

It's a big, big problem. Yeah. Super dangerous. It was pointed out that the new city charter provides for the adoption of a new city seal. And according to Mr. Webster, occasional attempts have been made in the past to select a new design for seal. But those upon whom the duty devolved have been unable to reach an agreement as the nature

of the design. And that was referred to the Public Affairs Committee. Do you ever think about how we could probably have high-speed rail in this country if these weren't the people in charge for the last 200 years? The high-speed rail we talk about a lot. It's really the barometer for do we care at this point. And yeah, when you watch what's happening, you're just like, I remember we were driving back from shows

once, and we just saw, in order to pretend and fabricate the image of lush green around the freeway, we just saw these guys spray painting concrete green and it filled us with such dystopian misery that we were like, fuck me. It was like 98 degrees in September. Guys like, and let's play. Let's play. Great. That'll be nice. You're like, just save that money. We can't afford the water. But we already got the paints. Yeah, we got the paint. There's no water and paint.

Search for gas with lighted match. I've been to this party. What do you think happens? Do you think it goes fine? Well, first of all, it's a story in the paper, so it probably didn't end well. Great point. I'm taking a swing. I think it went great. I think it went great this time.

I think this is the one time we went great. We searched for gas with a lighted match, and we found gas. That's the end of the story. It's a quick, cool story. Imagine that plan. Get that lighter going. We'll go find some gas for you. It's going to be so funny that somebody probably got blown up and it was only second to the cantaloupe story. Yep. And that somebody was probably also like, did he find it? Yeah, that's going to be the final words. Yeah.

If you light a match and you're looking for gas, that means you think that- You can see it. Well, then it's, no, that it's going to catch fire a little bit. So you'll know that it's there. Oh, okay. I thought in my head, I, well, probably in my head, I was picturing like a dark room and they're like, yeah, it's supposed to be some near there. Yeah.

That's what I thought at first too. But no, I think that they were thinking like they're thinking like it'll it'll light it light a little bit So they're aware. There it is. I mean they're aware of the properties of petroleum. Sure Oh, maybe maybe they think they can't see it. I could be right either way very dumb Yeah, because like carbon monoxide they could be checking to see like if it's a gas that won't keep the flame true There could be checking to see like if it's a gas that won't keep the flame Well, it'll keep the flame and also it won't keep the flame it's kind of you could you could describe it either way Looking for a gas leak with a match produced an explosion yesterday morning. All right, we know which kind it was Which said Pete Williams and James Campbell of 159 South Olive Avenue. We don't and they do the address thing all the time.

They're dead now. We don't need their home address. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We do. Why wouldn't we? Is it saying that they blew they like flew away with the explosion? Oh, yeah. So it sent to the hospital with some bad burns and wrecked the house in which they were living.

The explosion took place. So they gave the address for a house that no longer exists. Well, there might be parts of it there. Right. They gave the address for a foundation of a house. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I guess that means. New foundation of a house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess-

New vacant lot for sale. Yeah. Full of gas. We know that now. Yeah. Can't confirm. The explosion took place at eight o'clock, eight thirty o'clock. That's a new way to put it.

Williams was in the kitchen trying to repair a leak in the gas stove and Camel coming into the room while the repairing was in progress, proceeded to shed some light on the subject by striking a match. What's he doing? Oh, let me help you out. I think that maybe- It just takes one moron. Well, it might've been like the guy's repairing something

he couldn't see. I think it's actually that the one guy was lighting a match to help him see. Yeah, but the other guy was probably like, hey, no, that's gas. But he was like, hey, you need a nurse. I got you. One of those guys had to have known.

Right? I think the guy looking was like, what are you talking? That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. That's male bonding, man. Like you just see a friend repairing some gas. You're just like, I got to help. I broke into, bro.

Thank you for letting me in your home. That the room had become well filled with escaping gas was indicated by the terrific explosion. Great use of terrific. indicated by the terrific explosion. Great use of terrific. Great use of terrific. This is. Wow, you just did a lot of noises, by the way. Your phone went off. You hit. Here's life in America.

It goes it says health care. And I'm like, what in the fuck does that even mean? They got another. Hello. Oh my god. Aetna's down. The roof and sides of the house were blown out and the windows shattered. Both men were blown out with the walls. Campbell being carried a distance of 25 feet.

Wow. That's full on like that's like that's real. Yeah, that's movie. That's movie. Yeah, I was going to say, it's like Bruce Willis explosion. A fire alarm was sent in and the company, some stations, one and two responded. The fire, however, had sped itself with the explosion and did no further damage. Yeah. Could ride itself out a little bit. Yeah. Both men were badly burned about the face and did no further damage. Yeah. Oh, good. It tried itself out a little bit. Yeah. Both men were badly burned about the face and head and the arms

and were carried. We're hurry. Upper body's fine. To the hospital. Yeah, better upper body than leg. Yeah, you think? I don't know. I can't tell.

I feel like if you're going to have to burn me here to like you. Yeah, I agree. Like it's a torso activity. Yeah. If you must. Yeah. The, uh, the Campbell was the worst of the two, but it was not considered was the one who didn't light the match. Right.

So he got it worse. No, he's the guy who lit the match. Okay. Good. That's good. That's good. Um, uh, neither, uh. Neither seemed to be considered fatal. The house was badly wrecked.

Hmm. I mean, we got that from the walls being blown out. And so a fucking guy lit a match and blew up an entire house. Two guys almost died. And the head lead story was like, that cantaloupe looks like a pumpkin. Listen, people get blown up every single day, Gareth. Every single day. Some guy has a match and some room has some gas. We don't even hear about it anymore. It happens so often. Dude, that happened to my neighbor the other day. We're like stop being so dramatic. I did it today! Dude, it's every day. It's every day and it's everywhere.

But like a cantaloupe that looks like a pumpkin. That doesn't even look like a pumpkin. That's preposterous. I don't even think they knew what a pumpkin looked like. If you see that cantaloupe, it's not a pumpkin. There was some guy who said that cantaloupe looks like a pumpkin and nobody wanted to look stupid so they just started nodding. Yeah. That's true. And flappers are still there.

Uh, 50 cents gone. Oh, shoot. Not 50 cents. 50 cents. Curtis Jackson? Oh, okay. The police were called upon to investigate the manipulations of an alleged bunko artist operating in the city yesterday. I'm a bunko. I'm a bunko. I'm a bunko guy. The first report came from Miss George DeSimons,

818 Angelo Avenue, who told the officers that she had given a young man $3 in payment for a $2.50 magazine, and the man had promised to bring back the change but never showed up again. In 1824, a magazine cost 250? It's 1928. Oh. We thought this was 1828.

No, I said you were, I said you won, but not. That changes everything. That changes a lot. That changes the whole complexion. The Burbank seal is totally different now. Good. Good. Okay. That changed the whole burbank seal is totally different now Okay, we're cooking with gas now We're cooking with gas and things are going poorly

Sorry, I can you guys yeah, I was I mean 250 for a magazine is still seems a little extreme for back then But the economy was about to crash so it's fit that's $55. So it's airport prices. $55. She's upset about like $10. That's crazy. I'll pay 45 for a magazine. But 55? No. No. I want my suckers weekly. That's LA prices. This is burbank.

This is burbank. There's a bridge, kinda. Wow. That is a lot of money. That is a lot of money. That's exorbitant. I'd be mad if somebody scammed me for $10. Yeah, all right. I know, you know, I've been scammed for 10 bucks and I've been like, whatever.

Yeah, that's how I feel like there's times in my life where I've been scammed. I got scammed for $20 once. This is fucking crazy. I was out at Denny's with a group of my buddies and this guy came up to me and and he came up to our table, and he goes, I'm Jodeci's tour manager. And he goes, and the bus broke down. I swear to God, I swear to God. I swear to God, and he goes, the bus broke down, and we need $20.

What? And I... I mean, it's almost so good, I'd be like, okay, here you go. I had the money out before any of my friends could be like, are you brain damaged? I was like, there you go. And then as I was handing it to him, I was like, this story, I mean, I was like 15, but as the money was in his hand, I was like, this story is not, I was like, there's no $20 to get the Jodeci torque kicking back up.

That's not too possible. And then he left and all my friends like, are you okay? I was like, well, it might be. They were like, no, it's not. No. You know, there's another podcast going on where like Jodeci's tour manager is talking and like, yeah, one day we met like this kid. I'll tell you what. I really needed 20 hours to get that bus fixed.

That 1990 tour tour almost didn't happen. But we went to a Denny's on Port Washington Road in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. This guy got us back on track. I don't know that kid's name, but if I could, I would shake his hand. But see, I remember that $20, and I was like, that hurt. That hurt a lot.

At that age, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. Yeah. At my a lot of money. A lot of money. Yeah. At my age is also a lot of money. Yeah. When I worked at Stable Center, you know, I would come out after the games when everything was, you know, the parking lots were empty and stuff. And there was always a guy out there who'd walk up with a battery and be like, hey, our battery died. And it was like, you know, it's like, it's like 11 or 12 at night. More battery died. We just need, I just need some money.

We got to get a new battery. And I would just laugh because he'd ask me, I'd like, I'd see him like every three games. He'd come up to me like, dude, you know what I thought you were going to say was that he had like a jump box and he would walk around and charge people like $200 for a jump because I was like, surely some people like, oh shit. Yeah, that's a good idea. Actually, that's a good idea. This is pre jump box kid. I got to go. You walk around with a battery. Yeah.

I remember I have been I haven't necessarily been scammed, but like somebody tried to scam me for money or amount of money. I found so trivial that I was like, if you really need this. Yeah, I've done that. That's what I mean. It's like, I've done that where I'm like, ugh. Yeah, you really need it a lot more than I do at this point.

If you're- Yeah. Like it was like a long grinder. This guy was like, I need like $5 for like gas to come over. And I was like, I'm gonna send you five and don't come over. If you are that broke five and don't come over if you are that broke I don't want it that is the greatest the grinder gas scam hey man you're a little out of the normal zone that I'll go for D. Can you handmove me a fiber? Like, when you ask me for 20, I'm like, this might be a scam. Yeah.

When you ask me for five, I'm like, this is a scam, but you need this. But I know you're such a bad scammer. Hey, man, could I get like $2.87? I'll give you the dub this week. You're such a bad scammer. Hey, man, can I get like two dollars and eighty seven cents? I'll give you the dub this week. Oh, that's awesome. Fuck me. That's cool. That's really great. 30 day sentence.

Charles Cummings was taken before Judge Gray this morning and given a sentence of 30 days in the county jail on a charge of peace disturbance. The prosecuting witness were Mr. and Mrs. Fisher. The peace disturbance is alleged to have been in the nature of loud and offensive language. Oh, wow.

That's what we know. He said, no, but 30 days. Wow. That's pretty bad shit. Yeah. For swearing. That would. Yeah, that would be. There's a lot of people I know would go down. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Me just now. Yeah.

Yeah. I would go to jail several times a day. Yes. Yes. Honestly. I really I got to know what he said. I would love to know. Yeah. I mean, he got to get a C word in there if you're going to go to jail for 30. I don't think you do. If you're going to jail for that, it probably it probably I'm not saying it was like an acumen, it's probably like fairly. Yeah, it probably was nothing. Yeah.

But gee, mister, you're no gentleman. I ought to piss on your boot. Shit. That's it. You're going to jail, kid. If you just said cock a lot. But we're giving you the life. Yeah. What? You cocks, you cocks don't know nothing. You wouldn't know a cock if it's left with a cock

and it's had a cock attached to it. You cockhead. The police have their guns already drawn. Somebody stop him. I saw this video of this guy who outran the cops and then stopped outrunning the cops and lay down and he completely gave up and then they tased him. Instagram wrote like something like, wow, they're out of control or something like that. And then like just saw before we started this guy commented, he just goes, it's so obviously fake crying emoji.

And I was like, oh, shit. People who think that these people are staging this shit. It's like we have plenty of evidence. That's what I hate. Oh, and like somebody is like, that's not real. And then like you can find like the police report and shit like that. Yeah. Yeah.

Or you're just like, all right, I'll find another time when they taste someone when they shouldn't have. There you go. That one. Of course, cops are going to tase you if you made them run. Of course. Well, this guy, this guy showboated this guy completely. Yeah. Then they're going to tase him. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I can't stand on the cops. It's it's illegal to be it's illegal to stunt on the cops.

Dude, my buddy in high school, we talk we he we were running away from the cops after a party. And we got to this woods like the woods and we got into the woods and we're completely outrunning this female cop. And she just goes, hold it right there! As we were like losing her and my buddy stopped, turned around and he goes, What are you going to do? And then we took off.

And the older I get the more I'm like, uh, that was a different time. That was. Why was her being a female cop relevant to the story? It's a fact. The man that you were just like, yeah, I'll run male cops. We don't read this black cop. I mean, I would. I know you would never. I'm staying out of this conversation. It was a Chinese cop. Yeah, me and my friend were out running this Chinese lady cop and then never comes up again.

I'm I'm out running this this Italian cop, right? Well, that I said that I had a joke for a minute where I would say on stage, like, I'm not saying my family in England is racist, but there's a lot of times where we'll get halfway through a story and I'll go, does it matter that this guy was Asian? It just felt like a weird little detail that's not going to come back, right? No, just a little Easter egg. Yeah, just a little, yeah. Just paint a little picture.

Yeah, for some reason. That's just paint a little picture. Yeah, for some reason. That's OK. There you go. Good. Boy boy and gun badly injured eye. Oh, no, not a gun. Boy and gun and badly injured eye. OK, yes. Recipe Pierce Shibley, 13 year old son of Mr.

and Mrs. AP Shibley. Pierce? That's a soft fucking name. Yeah. 1051 North Palm Avenue. A bullet goes into his eye and his name's Pierce. Yeah. Pierce Shibley shoots high.

They just leave it there. Yeah. Yeah, we're done. Yeah. Came near starting out the new year yesterday by losing an eye. Wow. The attending physician says that the saving of the sight of the eye was a matter of a hair's breath.

Doesn't make any sense. Well, I think he was just a hair away. Makes sense. Or he was away from losing his sight. Yes. Have you never seen a hair breathe? A hair breathing? Oh, unless it's like a rabbit. It's not a good joke, but it's a great point.

It wasn't. It's not. It's not. Go ahead. I wouldn't have said it. Go ahead. And then. Go.

Pierce and his friend Gordon Johnson had started out with a 22 caliber rifle for a little sport in the hills on reaching the new reservoir. They picked up a small tin box and put it up for a target standing over the box. So he's standing, standing up over the box. He's standing over it. So it did it.

This is standing over a box. So instead of it, instead of putting it like on a tree or whatever away. He's pointing straight down. Yes, straight down at it. He built held himself. Yes. Self built. And he pulled the trigger. The discharge of the gun was immediately followed by a more

terrific explosion, which came from the box. Terrific proceeding explosion. This often is great. Yeah. It developed that the box contained some dynamite caps. The way they're the words are just a touch off. A terrific explosion. It developed.

That didn't really I love how that's that's such a good reveal what I like news articles now are like so direct that like you don't get like those little details peppered throughout the just really paint the scene it's like how a video now they'll show you the good part they're so desperate for you to stick around. It's so much better to unfurl the fact that the box was dynamiting is dynamite. Yeah, because that was like now we know his friend successfully hit the box. Yes. I thought his friend just like fucked up and shot off. This was a Dick Cheney situation. Yes. No, he he hit the box and the box went boom.

I just like that there's a box laying around in a field that's full of dynamite caps. That's fine. Well, strange in America, countries where we fought wars, not strange. No, actually quite common. Quite regular for a child to be kicking a missile. Gareth, do you mean everywhere else? I'll get back to you because I don't have a pushback as of yet.

Not Canada. We have fought Canada. We've invaded Canada, yeah. Not since we became so good at weapons. Oh yeah, we gotta run it back. Yeah, I'm right. I tell you what. They burned down Washington in 1812. I think they didn't know what you got.

Now go. Oh, it's time. They're like, what's this all about? 1812, motherfucker. The South remembers just just when you got all comfortable. The great war to set the South on. Listen, go go do that thing. By the way, by the way set the South on. Listen, go, go do that. Good thing. By the way, by the way, the South does remember and

they need to fucking let it go. Not I don't know. The cap or caps exploded. A small portion of the copper from the exploded caps struck the lads left eyeball. Boink. Well, that's the camel's left eyeball. Boink. Well, that came up. What's that? Is that the boink in the article?

Yeah. No. I die. Boink. Boink. I'd subscribe. Your one word short. I'd subscribe to that paper now if it had boinked. If it boinked this niggas eye He's been boy Talking to Pierce's parents just say I'm sorry, but his eyes been boy Medically speaking your boys suffered a catastrophic blink but from a terrific explosion. Oh, that's how we made him in the first place, Doc. Oh, boy. Oh, we have fun.

So what does that mean? Well, we need $20 to get the surgery back on track. But, Doctor, that's a whole year's salary. I understand. Well, listen, it's pretty much the price of four magazines right now. Does it? I understand. Well, listen, it's pretty much the price of four magazines. This is just a little little sentence. These are my favorite.

A banquet at the Zoological Society of Ireland. Eggs sent from China 50 years ago were served and pronounced delicious. Oh, my fucking God. Every word of that back to the roof. That didn't happen, bro. Stop. That did not happen. Stop. Do we know what kind of egg? Yes, that's a well, a Chinese egg is how Gareth would say.

Just tell you. Just important. Yeah. Just tell me. Yeah. Egg was Chinese. What kind of egg would it be? Was it relevant if the egg was Chinese? Was it irrelevant? The cops? What did the egg look like?

What did the Chinese egg look like? How did you know the egg was Chinese? Yeah, I just looked at it. I don't think we're allowed to do this reporting further I don't know I I just know that I've seen footage of like that sometimes you'll get a fish that they've buried that's 150 years old so and like Japan or something that's like a delicacy so maybe this egg is a you know maybe they figured out a, you know,

maybe they figured out a way to eat super old eggs. I mean, I've been to bars in England and I've seen eggs in some sort of a formaldehyde that people are still eating. Could be pickled. Yeah, but England is a terrible, disturbing place. Come on. Yeah, they wouldn't pronounce it delicious

if it was English. They would declare it. Yeah, they would't pronounce it delicious if they would declare it. Yeah, they would. They would have somebody declare it. Nobody would be allowed to disagree. It's not true. You guys are really shitting on another. Listen, I'm made of two countries and they're both legacy wise.

Real good. Real good. I'm lucky. Um, if not, man wanted to get free return. If not wanted. Wait, if not man wanted. Oh, boy. If not man wanted. Oh, okay.

If not man wanted to get free return. Okay. So if he's not a wanted man, I think is what they're saying. Okay. New York. Get free return. OK, so if he's not a wanted man, I think is what they're saying. Oh, OK. New York. A man describing himself as James Thomas of Hollywood, California, ex bootlegger and now a grocery clerk has been brought here under an agreement which provides that he will receive

apologies and his train fare home if he has been falsely arrested? I have to jump in, I'm really sorry. I know what's up with the century 100 year old eggs. What? You guys wanna know? Did you look it up? Yeah. So it's just a term. They're 50 years old.

No, it's a duck egg, it's not actually 100 years old, but it takes several weeks or months to prepare through special preservation. And it's a mixture of clay, salt, ash, quick lime. And it looks fucking like if Beetlejuice were an egg. Oh yeah. It was like the black one, right? Yes. What, what, what? Yeah. So the opposite of the egg was black. Yes. What? What? What? Yes. Yes. It's also the egg was black. OK. Well, my mother has just handed me my mother, my mother

listening from her quarters. No, just handed me a note, English, just so you know, Dorian English handed me a note that reads, eggs are pickled, not in quote, formaldehyde, defending the honor of, like you said, can't be wrong. Who? So- So in English people cannot be wrong about their despicable food. I know. Is this- Is this- No, it's true. And the food that they have there that's good. Not from other countries.

They're like, we invented Indian food. Well, you think it came from India? I will say I have a friend who just like spent like the last like half a year traveling around Asia. And he did say that having tried a bunch of traditional Chinese food it's way better here. I don't know why it being Chinese food really matters to that story. That never ends up in the story. That's my apologies. He was traveling and he said that the traditional food of the place that he was in seems a little unnecessary to be

quite honest. My apologies for breaking that detail into the story Now did this same guy ask you for five dollars He only asked me for two and ninety nine actually Just said I need one gallon But then he didn't show up. I sent him my address and everything Happened to me with Jodeci. I got to say, I think I would rather die than eat one of these eggs. I'm not duck egg is like zombie egg.

It is the white part is black and then the yolk is grayish. Yes. Well, it looks yellow. It looks it looks like you look like an egg were in like filmed in negative. looks it looks like you look like an egg were in like filmed and negative. I've heard they're great. Have you? Yeah. Wow. I just can't imagine. I've heard to have a very strong has your mom has your mom had one? Gareth? One of those? No, she was talking about like you go into a pub in England and like they've got

those pickled eggs behind the bar. Oh, right. Yeah've had a pickle. Yeah, I've had pickled eggs. Pickled eggs just sound gross to me also. No, they're not good. I see. This is where we're going to fight. I actually am OK with it. This is like back to the boiled peanuts conversation. I mean, yeah, they're no bangers in mash, right? Yeah. You've had pickled eggs in the pub, mom.

And they're mainly in the fish and chips. eggs in the pub, mom? Mainly in the fish and chips shops. Yeah. And you've had one and it's good. It's nice. Yeah. It's throwing a couple of eggs. Yeah. She said she would only eat one if she was drunk. So that's pretty much all English food. What would they eat if I was drunk? True. Right. Fair. Well, I can tell you right now, century old eggs. Not junk enough to slap them up. Oh, God. Oh, give me eight of them.

Motherfuckers with like sausage. Give me some blood sausage. This was century old eggs. Well, it's one of those things. It's like if someone tells you it's a delicacy. OK, you're in. If a deli gave it to you, you be like I can't eat here okay okay so this this I'll just start again a man describing himself as James Thomas of Hollywood

Hollywood ex bootlegger and now grocery clerk has been brought here under an agreement which provides that he will receive apologies And his train fare home if he had been falsely arrested, okay, right? So he's going all the way to New York to see if he's been falsely arrested, which is yep weird. Yep But you know, I think I think the deal was I will go with you if you pay for my trip back That's what it sounds like. That's kind of that kind of rips. Oh, yeah. But but are they just paying for a train ticket or does he like get hotel rooms like is it is it a journey back?

Like this is a nice vacation. He takes it. I'm too tired to travel any further today. So here's here's my I my, I got my route. Couple days in Chicago. Day 38. Gotta get some of that deep dish. That's all they talk about. Authorities believe Thomas is James Thomas Rush,

a forger who embezzled 130,000 from a bank here in 1924 with his from grocery clerk. He's from the forger. Who is a forger. OK. So he wouldn't be a grocery clerk now if he a hundred thirty thousand is fucking that's millions. It's like eight magazines back then. So I believe he's innocent just because like, why would you? I wouldn't

make the deal that you would send me back. That's such confidence but also he's a fraud. There are people who do that though where you're just like there people are like I can show them. I've watched my dad one time say if I'm lying strike me dead after he had just lied. And he was driving a car. And I was like, I'm in here with you. Don't you know that? There are sometimes, yeah.

And there are people sometimes like the guy who, do you ever see the video of the guy who was pleading not guilty and then the judge read for murder and the judge read back the things he'd googled the night of the murder. And they just get so bad it's just like can you chop a body up and put it in the recycle bin and the guys just sitting there like A guy can't be curious. A guy can't have a curious mind. Yeah, well bleach disintegrate a body and he's like

I got a guy can't like science. Yeah, What's wrong with I like chemistry. It's my side thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I also like seeing if things fit in other things. Here's a picture of an egg I like. I mean, the old dying thing. I'm a bit of a yeah. Oh, that would be so smart. Like just Google and a bunch of weird shit alongside that for you. That's what we should do just to prep in case you ever want to murder

someone, get rid of it. Start now. Just with random weird Googles for now. Just crazy stuff like can you eat dynamite? Just stuff where you're like, I'm a curious weirdo judge. And then they play this podcast in court and I'm like, fuck. It's so we can now never kill anybody because of this podcast. I know, right. I mean, it's too incriminating.

Yeah, we'll see. Thomas waived extradition with the stipulation that if New York witnesses could not identify him as Rush, he would be released with honors and given a free trip back to California. OK. With having been having been held up when I was back when I was a bank teller a long, long time ago. Is that true? What are you talking?

Yeah, I got held up. I got robbed twice as a bank teller. You didn't gun. I gave away the most money in the history of California from a bank teller. What? What? I did not know that. You didn't know that? Shut up.

So why did you give away the most? The guy was like, that's enough. Take the five. Yeah, but you guys know me, right? I have my money. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. At some point you just hate the job.

It was just some random guy. He got robbed twice, but the second time he was like, was you getting robbed? You hand a guy a note, like take everything. This guy tips you, dude. What happened? This dude rolls in and he is looking not the best. So he's probably on drugs. A black guy, Gareth.

That's not Dave. That's not relevant. It will become relevant at the end. So I don't like that. It's like summer and he's got a's just shouting as he's leaving. It's it's like summer and he's got a big jacket on and he's sweating. And it's just it's just not a good never good. It's not a good look.

So he comes up and he hands me a note and it says, I have a gun and I am Christ going. I want money. And so when you're a bank teller, you have like the drawer, which money is in and below that you have a little a little safe underneath, a little like locker thing. And you're only supposed to keep a certain amount of money in the drawer. And any time you go over it in the drawer, you put it down below. And if between your two areas, you have ten thousand dollars,

then you're supposed to go to the main teller and say, hey, I need to put some of the money in the safe so you never have over a certain amount. So I was just being lazy and I had like fourteen thousand dollars and I just didn't give shit. So the guy rolls up and he hands me a note and it says give me all your money and I take all the money out of the drawer and I hand it to him and then I go you want the stuff down below and he goes what? I go I have more down here. And I reach out and I unlock it and I take all the money and I give him the $14,000.

And he, it's ice man. And he takes off. And then I'm just like, and I turn around and I go, hey, I just got robbed. And they're like, what? I go, yeah, they took all my money. They goes, did you did you hit the alarm? And I was like, no, I didn't hit the alarm. And then and then they're like, how much did you have?

And I was like, I had a lot more than. And they're like, did he ask to go? Did he ask for the money down below? And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. This guy done his homework. He may be empty Janice is safe too. And so now I'm in I'm in San Rafael, which is which is in Marin County. And then there's the Richmond Bridge and then the Richmond Bridge takes you over to Oakland. So for some reason, the cops in Marin are like black guy.

Oh, let's start pulling people over in fucking Richmond across the bridge. So they're like, we think we have them. And they drive me and this teller over now she is a 19 year old, who who is a Mormon who is here on her mission or something like she's straight from fucking Utah. And they drive us both over and they show her a black guy. They show a bug. Exactly. So, yes. So they so they. Oh, my God. We found. Yes. Yes. He's black. Arrest him.

So they just got this dude. They've got this dude pulled over on the side of the road. He's he's like, now, the guy robbed me of like a scraggly beard. This guy's got like a decent beard and he's kind of around the same age, but there's like nothing similar at all. It's just a black dude. And I look at him, I go, Nope. And she goes, I think it is. And I go, No, it is not. And she's like, No, I think. And I go, shut the fuck up. That's not the guy. Shut the fuck up and and then she goes oh I don't know why you think so mean I'm like cuz that dude's life's on the

fucking line that's why and then and then they had to let him go and they were very disappointed that they had to let him go and then like a month later the bank manager went to a conference for the whole bank. And they gave her a standing ovation when she walked in because I'd given away the most money in bank teller history. Like a sarcastic. Without going Yes, without going to the vault. Wow. Good for you. Did the guy get away with it? Did they ever catch the guy?

They did catch the guy because he kept he kept doing it because he was like he was probably like, man, it's crazy. I'm money. I only got 10. 10. I'll walk away from 14. 14 is great. They I never I never had to testify or anything because I guess the guy just pleaded guilty.

And so they didn't have I'd have to do anything. But yeah, I hope it's on the record that you're very nice I was just like dude, let's go take it. What are we doing here? Take me with you take the money but buy me a beer Let's go to BJ's He must have been so fucking shocked to get that much money. Oh, so happy. Yeah. What a great month that guy probably had.

Right. Yeah. That feeling of 14 grand and you got away with it. And again, look, if you work at a place, it's not your money. They treat you. Do they treat you well? Probably not. Do they pay you good? No, probably not. So who gives a fuck? Give them all the fucking money.

No one gets hurt. The insurance covers it. Nobody gets fucking hurt. Let me say one more and then we'll get back. My buddy and I went to this secondhand store once and we bought... They had this ventriloquist dummy up on the top shelf and the price tag was $250. It was handwritten. And so this woman's about to ring us up and my buddy goes, that's handwritten, right?

And she was like, yeah. And he goes, so you can charge us like $5. Right. And she was like, okay. And we were like, okay, thank you very much. We're like, awesome. That's fucking great. Just couldn't give less of a shit. All right. Let's finish it out with some news, Dave. Yeah, let's see news. Here's a fun story. Uncle rescues girl who offered to sell herself in marriage for nine thousand.

Let's go back to some personal stuff. Let's keep up the paper. I think that was a good momentum there. I feel like we had some we had some nice rips going. We just get back to the roof. It's a burden. Were there prior? Yeah, some Burna Lans were there prior. Anyway, yeah, I have a family, I love them. Yeah, well, let's talk to my dad, walk through each one of them.

Yeah, my mother, she's a good lady. So wait, what's that headline again? Uncle rescues girl who offered to sell herself in marriage for $9,000. Sell herself in marriage, meaning she was going to do sex work while they were married. Wow, she was just saying, I'll get married. She's selling her hand. Yeah, I'll get married for nine grand. Wow, fuck me.

Yeah, which now there's a version of that, which is all over online, which is you can have my virginity for X amount. Yeah, I sold mine for like 15 dollars. Yeah. Three Grindr gas texts. Exactly, dude. How do you think I'm afforded my lifestyle? That's how I fed my evil shark tank show.

Wow. OK, so this story virginity That's how I fed my evil shark tank show Wow Okay, so this story virginity is so fucked up. It's all of us. It's really crazy Alarm bells of our society are yeah. Yeah, there's some signs that things aren't going great What you could do it with someone that you like, or you could do with the dude is going to give you fucking fifty thousand dollars like take the cash, put a down payment down. OK, so this is out of Pennsylvania and it's from Frackville, Pennsylvania. This is not as much money as I thought.

Nine thousand nine thousand back then was like only that's like. It's like, what a lot. 9,000. 9,000 back then was like only that's like, it's like what a hun. There's like 160,000. That's a lot, dude. I guess well, that's our money. Like that's not an inconsiderable amount of money. But like, yeah, I'll sell my body for cheap, but I won't sell my love. Honestly, there's absolutely zero doubt in my mind if you made me that offer when I lost mine that I would without question take it. And by the way, have no issue.

For my virginity, easy. Easy. What are we even talking about? I'm not even negotiating. Yeah. As long as I'm doing the, I'm good. You can have it. You don't even need to pay me the gas money to come over.

Yeah. I mean, I'll take that out of my. Don't negotiate yourself down, man. Yeah. There are people out there who are like, oh, I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to You can have even need to pay me the gas money to come over. Yeah Yourself down but yeah, there are people that are like I want to be in love But there's also a lot of people like let's just get this over with like I want to just do it once see what it's like Like that's yeah Okay, so the curtain has run down on the romance of Mary Luzowski daughter of a Frackville minor The golden haired and then there's a picture where she's got completely black hair. The golden haired,

blue eyed, 19 year old skirt shirt maker sent everyone talking in her native town when she offered herself in marriage in an effort to save her father from debt. Oh, well, that's cute. It all started like this. Mary was in despair. All her youth has been passed in the smoky mining town near Pottsville, Pennsylvania. She has been working. I've done shows at Pottsville.

This is getting worse. She had been working in a shirt factory ever since she was 15. She had seven younger brothers and sisters whom she was helping to support. And her father, the father William, a Lithuanian, well, there you go. There you go, it's a fucking Lithuanian. I told you this would be Lithuanian shit. I love how pro-black you are and anti-Lithuanian.

It's pretty fair for Dave, honestly. We know the real enemy. You are an anti-lithuania. Pretty fair for Dave, honestly. We know the real enemy. Yeah, that is that is my brand. Yeah. He had been a miner for many years, but his earnings were insufficient for his large family. And Mary was growing more and more worried. Her father owed seven thousand on the mortgage and two thousand other debts.

So they tried various ways to give money, but with no success. I like how she doesn't want to have any leftover. I know, right? No, money is a mistake. Go eleven grand. Yeah, right. Yeah. This is also Dickensian. Yes, it is just it's real bad.

Yeah. Every day he's coming home from the mine just like once again we'll probably not have enough money to make it if only one of us had the skill. That's not how Lithuanian people sound like. What do they sound like? Let me hear it. Every day I come home from the mine. Might better. Yeah that guy that guy right there that guy But he watched some Golden State basketball in the late 90s and he remembers Serenis Mussolone's Arvidas of bonus now he's Russian Where's where's Luca Donch it from I'm sure you're going to be a little bit more concerned about that. I mean, I think it's a good question. So it is.

Marsha. Where's where's Luca Donch it from? Prussia. That's that makes sense to me. No, I think my accent was just like gay Italian. My apologies. It's Sirotis Marsha. A good one.

Sirotis Marsha. Let us was he was one of like the first European basketball players in the NBA. We use that family. We let the damn we left it. We let him come in. And now they won't leave our game alone. The shot clock and the Eastern Europeans.

Yeah. So I'm going to say it. Hey, and the dog. I do have a theory that like need oppression to make basketball good. And so as things get better in the country, we're going to have less great basketball plays. I wonder. It'll be interesting.

I wonder. Like, Yannis was black in a racist- ass country and he's so good at basketball. Well, that guy is like the the idea that the Yannis story is so it's like a sliver through time where you're like, how in the fuck did this happen? No, what a Horatio Alger's type beat, man. Like you're telling me this guy is like, oh, this is this is a 610 teenager selling sunglasses on the street. I've done that. What the fuck are you talking about?

I don't know that in college, I was a six ten black guy in Greece. It's not real. Well, is it relevant in the story that you were black? I think it is. OK, for the first time. Didn't happen. So Mary had an inspiration. Secretly, she wrote to a New York newspaper and offered herself to any man

who would pay nine thousand dollars that would save her family from ruin. So the letter's long, but she writes it out. And then followed the girl's name and address, and the New York paper published the letter. That's also fucking wild. That's crazy right there. Well, they're publishing anything back then. Yeah.

All right, does anyone want to banger for the first time for money? That was front page, the New York Post, back back then yeah, that's front page back then and in Burbank They're just like this is a pumpkin It's way more important that they know this cantaloupe looks like shit Yeah, yeah, yeah Whoa girl saved from being selling herself. Yeah Family saved from girl giving it up for the first time.

This is not a cantaloupe. Letters came pouring in. Mary was bewildered. Oh, that's even crazier. Oh my god. Oh yeah. But this is a time when guys would read about a woman in the paper and be like, I'm ready to marry you now.

Like it was very common. So of course dudes are like, I'll buy that one. She's only 15. It makes sense. I heard that Dirk Gro you're only invented in 1970. Let me make a gross point before you get in the first time. Not what? Not a good time.

What? Oh, the sex? Well, nobody's good at it. It's not that I'm saying there's a good arrangement for this. It's not good. No. But you're not going to be like, yeah, it was awesome. Like, well, you're investing in potential here. Yeah. Invest your potential.

Oh, guys, put on a shark tank hat. This is a shark tank one you could do. I'll actually write this idea down. That is actually perfect. My father does not have enough money to pay for our mortgage, therefore. All right. Go ahead, Dave. OK. This nightmare. Letters came pouring in.

Mary was bewildered by the power of the press and the sudden notoriety. She had become a heroine, a person of discussion outside of Frackville, as well as on its streets. She hawked to it. She was the hawk to it. She hawked to it. Oh, man, if only there was a podcast back then. If there was a podcast industry, this woman would be a household name.

It's called Maddie Coyne. But then then an offer came as if from an a fairy godfather. An uncle in Boston had read her letter in the paper. You know, fuck my niece. No, no, no, I'm kidding. He had not known of the Pennsylvania family's distressing plight before. And as soon as he learned of it, he wrote to them and offered them the nine thousand with no obligation on Mary's part.

Can we do it? Let's just say that's bullshit. He knew. He knew. Maybe it just got way sad. But also, I'm going to do an impression of all the sick fucks who wrote in. Oh, come on. What? There's not even a bidding process? And he's not even gonna get anything out of it?

What's the point? We had a contract in principle. That guy at the paper, I am owed her. I want what I was promised. I had the right to match the bid. 9005. promised I had the right to match the bid nine thousand and five I mean you save your money that's two newspapers this ending is crazy today Mary is happy in the Luzinski home the neighbors all came to congratulate her letters

arrived from 43 more bidders but Mary burned them all. Fucking A. Good. How many dudes? I mean, what in the fuck? It's gross. And these are your grandfather's. Yeah. What? What is your problem out there? This is your grandfather. No, yeah, yours might have been there. You don't know that.

And these are these are Gareth's people. Oh, look, I'm just. I I frankly do not think that they were allowing my grandfather to make a bid. He probably wrote a letter. I will say that there was this video recently of this woman who banged 100 guys for I don't even know. So sad. And two things about it were. It's just her after the first is that a hundred guys are into that. I that still boggles the mind that that is a situation. No, everybody

hates loneliness epidemic. But as soon as I start putting forward solutions. Evil Shark Tank. I would do wouldn't you do that, but you want to be in the mid 90s? No, my god. Close it out. Oh, my god. That guy negotiating. I'll do it, but I want to be 98 or later. But then the video, which you're talking about, David, her interview about it, and clearly it was fucking traumatic. She like dramatic, like clear.

She's crying. She's talking about it. She clearly is like trauma blocked some of the event out. And then again, she's like, she's basically saying, no, it was much harder and worse than I thought it would be in the comments. The amount of men who are like, why the fuck is she crying now? Yeah. And I'm like, what's the actual fuck? Also, I feel like so I I feel like if you're going to you can't start at 100.

That feels like one of those things that you work your way up, right? I don't know. She certainly didn't feel like she'd done 50 before. It feels like she went up to the deep end. And it's like, nah, you can't start surfing in the ocean, dude. You got to stay in the pond. I think that is fair, fair. But either way, she's like, this is the worst.

I mean, the energy at that event is has to be unreal. No, it's horrific. I was more thinking of the smell. All right, everybody, that's for sure. There's no question that this episode is over. This episode has been over for a minute. Dorian, thank you for joining us. Thanks for having me. Please go see your show. How often are you doing the show? So our premiere is in January. I'm hoping to do it bimonthly. Okay, so we will, this episode will probably be out right around then. And it is verbose to bows on Instagram. Yep, verbose to bows or evil shark tank. Evil shark tank. Thank you for

joining us Dorian. Look forward to having you back. And honestly, the fact that you gave a guy $5 instead of having him come over on Grindr is, dare I say a legacy on the show like this. Incredible. I'm a, I'm not a businessman, I'm a business man. I don't think that's right. Yeah, I do business.

I love business. $5 for Grindr gas. All right, Dorian, appreciate it.. I love business. Five dollars for grinder gas. Alright, Dory, appreciate it bud. We're small business owners. I think you're going in the wrong direction. I'm a tiny business owner. I'm not a business loan, I need a business loan. Alright, Dory, thanks bud.

Take care, y'all.