The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 123 - The Past Times with Dave Hill
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All right, everybody.
Welcome to the Past Times Podcast.
Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked up by Dave Anthony
I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week man surrounded by guitars as always
The great Dave Hill hi Dave. Hello
Thank you for coming back. Thank you for coming back. Thanks for having me. I'm sorry. Sorry. Uh, stop apologizing. I you know, I know I need to stop
I'm not gonna I'm gonna own it. What were you doing?
What were you doing? It's a good question. I was literally
Picking up my sweet BMX bike and about to walk down the stairs and go on a sick
BMX bike ride and then I was like you be filming some content on this ride?
I might.
I don't always.
Sometimes.
It depends on my mood.
Sometimes I'm in, you know, if I'm on for it, I will.
It depends how many cones I see.
Yeah.
It's a cone-based...
Yeah, you make content, a lot of people say.
That's my main thing.
Yeah. Dave, it's hard to know what to promote for you because you're a successful author, musician,
comedian, content man, hockey star.
One of the greats.
What would you like people, where can people find you and why would people find you?
Sell yourself to the people.
All right.
I've got a lot of heart.
I would say upcoming, if you're in New York, I'm doing my residency at La Pauce en Rouge
April 22nd.
Could you say that without the accent?
Is that possible?
Yeah.
Could you say it like, let's not do soy boy accents.
Yeah. Don't be paid up.
I leaned into it because I was making fun of people who do that.
You better be.
But I really, let, let Passan Rouge.
Do you know Dave and I are Proud Boys?
Well, you know, things change so quickly.
Yeah, we became Proud Boys about eight months ago.
We got licensed.
Okay.
All right. All right, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so just wanted to let you know that.
Yeah, I'm doing that.
Three more shows.
I've been doing this weekly residency that just started
and I have four more, three more of K-Man.
And what's that like, you do poetry or what do you do there?
It's comedy with music.
I have a backing band.
I ride my sweet BMX bike. We got a seven foot tall
Well, you're riding your bike on stage now. Yeah, it's a full experience
Good and I got a seven foot animatronic dragon now. It's a full production
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's why make sense from my apartment, which I really like
So do that.
And then my debut comic book series is coming out May 14th.
Jesus Christ.
Called Dark of Hearts.
Have you thought about doing less shit?
It's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't want to do anything really.
That's the goal.
I was just talking about this.
Someone was saying that I do a lot of stuff yesterday,
and I was saying I don't really want to do anything
other than hang out with my dog and then eat snacks
with my girlfriend and friends and things like that.
But you gotta have stuff to talk about.
I wanna eat snacks with my girlfriend
is what a kid thinks being an adult is.
It's what this adult thinks being an adult is.
I'm just missing like, I just need a little more money.
Yeah.
Well, we'll get you.
Yeah.
After this airs, I think you'll get a bunch of that.
Yeah, but I think over the next four years, we're all going to become really rich.
Well, we're all, yeah, absolutely.
There are really good things happening. And
once China stops fucking around, you know, we'll really everything's gonna be great. Everything's really gonna be very great again, finally. Yeah. Anyway, we're not here to Yeah, no, go ahead. I
mean, well, look, like I said, I'm just saying I'm looking up barbed wire for that. I'm gonna line my
all the traps. I'm gonna set around my home. It's never been a better time
to have a seven foot dragon at your fingers, that's for sure.
Well, Dave, you know what we do on this show.
I sure don't.
Beside, not you, to better, best Dave.
Sorry.
Jesus Christ.
You know, we like to go through old papers.
We like to guess the year.
Again, we've become Proud Boys, so there'll be no sort of anti-America stuff.
We're both holding box cutters, and we have tear gas close to us.
But why don't you, Dave Hill, best Dave of the show, why don't you guess the year you
think this paper's from?
I'll guess after, and spoiler, you will win this.
I'm going to go 1937. Interesting. Interesting. you think this paper's from, I'll guess after. And spoiler, you will win this.
I'm gonna go 1937.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
1891.
Ha ha, character's so bad at this.
It is 1936, September 5th.
Whoa!
Yes. Dave!
Oh my gosh.
Dave! Yes.
I scared myself just now.
You should. Yeah. You're basically scared myself just now. You should.
You're basically a warlock.
Yeah, no, you should be burned or drowned or both.
This feels good.
I bet it does.
That was good.
It's a good start.
Can I ask, just in terms of my facial expressions and things that I'll be using throughout this
show, is there a video that will be used?
Will there be some video? Okay.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
So I would have leaned into the surprise more.
Do you want to do another take?
Oh my gosh.
I was so close.
There you go.
Dave, will you say what the actual year is one more time?
It is 1936.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
I don't know what that reaction was.
That one is, the one you did in rehearsal was better, but we were rolling, so we'll probably Oh my gosh. Yeah, I don't know what that reaction was that was that one
The one you did in rehearsal was better, but we were rolling so we'll probably was okay. Yeah, just cut it in as needed
That was great. Thank you Dave. What's the hot? What's the hockey jersey you're wearing? I'm glad you asked Dave
a
guy on
Instagram was kind enough this happens every once in a while. Someone will write
and say, can I send you a jersey or sweater as they are often called. And this
is the Flynn Flawn Bombers which was the junior team probably most famously to my
mind anyway Bobby Clark NHL great played for them in Flint Flawn, Manitoba.
This guy-
Those are not places for those who are-
I don't think they are either.
I believe it's northeast of Winnipeg by about an hour and a half or two.
This guy, Mark McDonald, DMed me and was like, I want to send you a jersey.
A lot of times people will say, oh, I want to send you something.
And I think you're going to send me a bomb or something, aren't you?
And, but he sent, and my policy now is if it's coming from another country, I just give
him my home address because I'm like, what are the of them showing up? Yeah, no.
Stateside people, my girlfriend made me...
They can find you anyway if they really want to.
They can, yeah.
But I do have a PO box.
My girlfriend made me get one.
Also how a child of you's adulthood.
Girlfriend made me get a PO box.
Well I'll tell you what happened.
Someone sent me a package and I couldn't remember who had sent it or what it was, and I was
opening it.
And it was just this box that was obviously not from like, it was from an individual.
And I opened it and I just saw an American flag.
And right away we were like, oh no, this is a bomb.
Yeah, that's right.
And then it turned out there was like a vintage flag, but then all these other nice items
that someone had sent.
But then she was like, you know what, it's time.
Yeah, that makes sense. Anyway, but yeah, so this guy Mark was kind of,
sent me Jersey t-shirt, hat,
toque as they call them, a couple sticker,
really the full.
You got the whole thing.
The full apparel, we call it.
Yeah, yeah, full.
Who's your NHL team?
Are you in the playoffs this year?
No, sadly we're out, the Rangers. I root for the Rangers because I live in New York and
I'm more a lover of the game. So I just go root for the home team.
Sure. I get it. All right. Well, this is a big hockey town. Reno, Nevada. Reno Gazette.
September 5th, 1936. Reno 1936 Reno course famous for their hockey sure
Yeah, the re the Reno's things were never good in Reno, but what was it like?
No, everything was bad and Reno was existing
Reno has never you have someone didn't someone write to us recently and say hey you guys yeah
Someone was saying that on Patreon. Oh, yeah.
I hear you.
Yeah, the Reno stuff is a little bit much.
And I just want to say, you can never say enough bad things about Reno.
Reno is not good.
No, people ask us to go there.
It's a no.
It's bad? Reno's like, what if Atlantic City was landlocked?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
But I bet you could ring a couple nights of fun out of that town.
I don't think so.
It's pretty hard, man.
I got to be honest.
Well, you're in for a treat.
Wait. retreat. I've taken the liberty of booking a gentleman's weekend. What's on the agenda?
Do we have any plans? I wish you'd asked me what wasn't on the agenda because then it
would take me a lot of time to answer. Okay, what's not on the agenda?
Never mind.
Being well-mannered and knowing our limits, that's not on the agenda.
Knowing our limits.
All right.
Mother rescues two small boys after mile swim.
That's a long swim.
Mild?
Mile.
Oh, mile.
Okay, sure.
Yeah, that's a distance.
This is news out of Quincy, Massachusetts.
What are you doing?
Showing that I could do a mile.
You look like you could.
What's your regimen?
I swim a lot of miles.
Do you?
No, but I could.
Dave's arm's broken.
Yeah.
Dave's arms don't work.
What do you do?
Parkour?
I do a lot of parkour.
They tell me not to.
I do a lot of that.
It's hard when we're on tour, he'll just start parkouring.
I don't even call it a tour. I call it a park tour.
And I go around and I sort of jump from building to building and ledge to ledge.
I'm a big ledge guy. I like to go ledge to bench.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
The thing about parkour, which to be clear, I am amazing at, but
when you watch the videos, they do make it look so easy.
Well, we're just, because to us, it's how you see it as a thing.
We're just walking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how we view it.
We look at you normies and we go, oh, look at him looking at me.
Well, you call us grounders, right?
Yeah.
You grounders.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You guys are a bunch of grounders.
So that's not what we do.
Sometimes I jump over a bench and I turn into a somersault.
Go ahead, Dave, you had something.
Miss Chester V Anderson, 24, went about her household tasks
today as usual.
Wouldn't be able to vote with that name.
A mile swim fully clothed to rescue her five-year-old son
and his chum only a memory.
Oh. Wait, what?
His chum.
She's gone back to her regular mom life
after rescuing her son.
Oh, oh, I thought the chum boy
was actual chum at the end.
It is a bad word to use.
Chum is a bad term for a friend
when you're talking about drowning in the ocean.
And so the lead of this story
is that she's just gone back to her regular life
She's ready. Yes
Mentalizes
Yeah, that's a baking pie yeah, yeah, yeah
suddenly missing the chatter of her son Chester and
Gerard Reed ate
and Gerard Reed, eight, Miss Anderson stepped to the porch.
No one, no eight year olds named Gerard Reed. I'm sorry to interrupt you so quickly.
No, that's fine.
But that's a 40, you're born 47 years old,
if you're Gerard Reed.
Gerard Reed.
Yeah, they come out really.
What were his first words?
Hello, I'm Gerard Reed.
I'm sorry.
Miss Anderson stepped to the porch of her home yesterday.
By the way, you're supposed to interject.
That's the whole point is you interjecting.
Yeah, I know, but I feel, you know,
I'm just a Midwestern, well-mannered guy.
Right, so you apologize for stuff a lot.
Yeah, you're gonna have to shake that for this.
Yep. Right.
So just jump in.
Miss Anderson stepped to the porch of her home
yesterday afternoon and saw.
I got something to say.
Like that, that's what you do.
Yeah, alright.
Gold dose.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, go ahead, that was just a prank.
And saw the two drifting in the middle of four river
in an oar-less rowboat.
The current was carrying the boat to sea.
Oar-less rowboat?
So they're just in a boat that's,
they have no way to control it.
Yeah, well, row is a big part of that boat title.
The oar's huge. So it's an oar-less, yeah.
I thought the kids had swum.
Hey, hey, what are you doing?
Just jump it in?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You think you can jump in whatever you want?
Dave's kids.
I thought you were talking about jumping in the water.
I got so confused.
But wait, Dave Hill has a very good point.
We were told the swim had happened.
So she swam a mile.
After the boat.
Because the orless rowboat.
Not to attack this rider further, but it makes it sound like the kids swam a mile, then maybe
were fatigued, then somehow the mom swam to get him.
You're right. That is what it sounds like. So you're right.
Also, if there's two kids in a boat, you just go, I don't know, they seem fine. Maybe I
should get a boat and just take my time. I
Gotta go after them in a boat instead of jumping in the water. Yeah, cuz it's cold. It's it's we're talking about boss
She's clearly fine. She's gone back to her normal life. Yeah. Yeah, I
distant memory without feet I
Didn't realize that part. I think I'm sure that.
Wait, she has no feet?
Frostbite.
They cut her feet off when she got back,
because of frostbite.
He's lying, Dave.
He's lying.
Wait, really?
Yes, he's lying.
Let's go back to the story, but you'll
find out that I'm correct.
The current was carrying the boat to sea.
She plunged into the water, fully clothed.
Damn. How much better is that story if she got it all off?
That's what I was just wondering. Was stuff like kind of like shifting?
And this is the time of when the ladies are wearing like four dresses, like the
under dresses and under dresses. So she's almost dying.
just like the underdresses and underdresses. So she's almost dying.
And she swam through the choppy water
to the boat a mile away,
then grabbing the stern with one hand,
she pushed the boat back to shore
by swimming with one arm and kicking her feet.
Damn.
The boys had been playing in the rowboat at the shore
and they lifted the anchor
and soon found themselves drifting
in the middle of the river.
Miss Anderson, a former beauty contest winner, is the wife of a machinist at the naval air
base in Swampy.
Bury the lead much?
Hot woman gets wet!
That's the title!
Yeah!
That's your story.
Let me into this paper a little.
I'll be right back. Yeah, that's your story.
That's how.
Yeah.
Let me into this paper.
A little.
Yeah, you'd be great.
Smoke show gets drippy.
They were really, they were really obsessed with the mile swim.
They feel like they emphasize that too much as opposed to what happened, which was a lady swimming
in fully clothed, freezing water.
Where were the husbands at?
Was it at the machine shop?
We can only assume.
Yeah, he's working.
He's working.
He's down at the shop.
And then he's the one who came back
and probably cut off her feet because he has the equipment.
I don't believe we've heard anything about the feet being taken off though Dave well you know I think you
know off paper you've been suggesting that she lost both of her feet a lot I'm pretty
sure she did yeah it seems like there's no well she's named Stumpy now so can you explain
why is there anything like that in the paper I first of all I don't think that's a good
thing to read between the lines that's interesting there all, I don't think that's a good thing to say. You can read between the lines.
That's interesting.
There's a story within the story that's obviously there.
Well, there's one Dave on this show
who should be apologizing and it's not the guest.
I'm enraged.
I think that's...
Yeah.
I'm a complete...
I could tell you're hot.
That's my face for the computer clip.
I'm enraged. That's actually good. Let's get the clip for the show now. I'm enraged.
That's actually good.
Let's get the clip for the show now.
I'm enraged.
Yeah.
Everything's crazy here.
You're going to have to tune into the whole episode to find out what just happened.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
Oh man.
People are going to have to watch the whole episode to see what just happened.
Uh, slang suspect makes escape after fight with police.
Wait, we've moved on from this woman already?
This is a paper Dave, this is gonna happen.
Don't get attached.
No, I get it, I get it.
Don't get attached.
No, I know there's other stuff.
Do you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Idiot.
No, no, no.
That's another clip. That's a good clip.
Alright, yo, let's do it.
I'm an idiot.
Oh my god, what just happened?
People are going to have to listen to the whole episode to find out what just happened
for context.
I didn't come on this show to get ambushed.
We got him!
I'm getting...
People are going to have to listen to the whole show to figure out what just happened.
Like, oh man.
This fucking idiot thought we were going gonna do the one story the whole time
Oh my gosh every fucking guess falls for that shit, and this is good
Man, oh man. This is how you internet. Oh man. We're doing like a morning. Zouish thing on here now
Yeah, things are pretty bad personally and professionally, so we're trying to do stuff like this now
Yeah, you gotta to go broad.
You cast a wider net.
Thank you.
That's what I've been trying to do.
It's not going well.
It's not going well at all.
It's not going well at all.
It's not going well at all.
Okay.
Jesus.
It's a good turn.
Okay.
When you get sad, do you just ride your BMX around the house or?
I do actually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, it's awesome.
I got three of them.
You do?
Yeah, that's probably three more than I should have.
That's the right amount.
Where do you keep them?
One I keep on the-
The P.O.L.U.X.
The P.O.L.U.X.
I keep a couple in the hallway and I keep one on the party deck.
You don't have to tell me anymore.
Just get back to the paper.
He's prying a little too much, Dave Hill.
I'm sorry.
Got him out and you just, you just, you just, Gareth, you just let him, you just let him
say party deck and you didn't even know.
He said party deck.
I think you've got to come.
I do, but it's, but when I go out there I'm partying.
So you don't understand that Dave is the party.
That's not a joke.
It's a very low grade party.
That I know.
There's my peach cheese.
It's fun though.
Oh yeah.
No question.
This is out of Riverside, California.
A man arrested for questioning in connection with the slaying of Ruth Muir at La Jolla
escaped from a deputy sheriff today after striking the officer in the head.
Well, you should get to.
If you hit a cop in the head, you should get to escape.
That officer should have stopped resisting.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Wait, so run this by me again.
So a man was arrested for questioning in connection with-
I was working on my expressions.
We got those, so now it's locked back into the-
Yeah, we got it.
Yeah, we got it.
Yeah, let's do it.
It's time to put on your listening ears.
We got the clip.
Okay.
Keep your eyes open when you do it.
Yeah, there you go.
What the hell kind of show is this?
You can use that.
Well, we already got... I don't want to keep... We already have a couple of those, so
just... Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Okay.
Right, right.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
A man arrested for questioning in connection with the slaying of Ruth Muir at La Jolla
escaped from a deputy sheriff today after striking the officer in the head.
Wow. Okay. He hit the officer in the head. Wow.
Okay.
He hit a cop in the head.
The man fled to a nearby field.
That's where you go.
Which was everywhere back then.
You get in a field.
You go to the field.
You hide among the stuff in the field.
And the line of officers was hastily thrown around the district.
That seems like they're not understanding how to deal with the field situation.
Well, that's what makes the field so confusing.
It feels like a field is like the worst place to go because they could just see you.
But then at the same time, now the cops are just fanning out all over the district.
A field seems safe.
Does it? Yes.
I mean, yeah.
Because you can't fake people out in the field.
I'm also picturing a high field.
I'm picturing a lot of high growth.
Oh, your picture.
OK.
OK.
Yeah, because this is pre-lawnmower era.
Right. Yeah, they hadn't invented cutting back then. No. Everything, because this is pre-lawnmower era. Right.
Yeah, they hadn't invented cutting back then.
Everything was grown.
That was weak size.
Yeah, that was ages away.
The suspect was arrested by Deputy Sheriff Walter Sibley, who placed him unhandcuffed
in his automobile and started to turn his car around.
And the man hit Shelby Sibley, who was off guard and opened the door of the car.
So basically, there's a lot of words in this, but the cop didn't cuff him and so he started
driving and the guy was like...
Well, this could have changed the trajectory.
We could have been dealing with less aggressive cop, putting people...
We could have had an
uncuffed arrest society, which would have been great, but this guy kind of ruined it
for everybody.
This guy's the shoe bomber of police cuffings.
It's like now one guy fucks up and now, now it's got to be a whole thing.
Thank you.
Sam Anthony, I don't care for your long stare.
Not really buying that.
Yeah.
Not a lot of people doing shoe bomber stuff on a history paper podcast.
Sibley reported that he drew his gun and struck the man on the head with a putt.
Did he have a piece of paper and pen?
Like that, Dave?
You just feel free to do that.
Go ahead, Dave.
Yeah, just, yeah.
Just, if you got it, go.
Let it rip.
Yeah, let it rip.
It's so important. Yeah, go ahead, Dave. Anthony, go go let it rip. Yeah, let it rip. Yeah, go ahead Dave Anthony go ahead
Simply report that guy. No, sorry. That's not good much sense like that is like
Yeah, that doesn't make as much so it's just a general. I just said that so you could drop that anywhere clip
Yeah, but no that no no, we're just we got the more civic. We got the clip
All right
So you're saying I should react to things that you say and not just have things that
you can use.
That's why you start kind of locking into what's happening.
I mean, again, we've got the we've got eight clips of you.
They're great.
All right.
That's implausible.
But sorry, I'm doing it again.
And that wasn't even good to be.
No, no, that wasn't.
Yeah.
We can also wait until I started to talk.
That was for the NPR version. Yeah. Yeah. That's good to be honest. No, no, that wasn't. Yeah, you can also wait until I started talking. That was for the NPR version.
Yeah, that's good to have.
All right.
Sablay reported that he drew his gun
and struck the man on the head with a butt.
Did he have a piece of paper to?
Sorry, sorry, go ahead, Dave.
With the butt of the weapon, but in spite of the injury,
the man escaped.
Yeah, you never go butt.
No.
You got to swiped. Side swipe them, you know, maybe on an anniversary.
You could also shoot him. Yeah. If you want to, if you want to keep them, you go, but,
but for a honeymoon. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Or a parking garage. I'm sorry. I've revealed too much. I'm so sorry.
I don't know why that is so horrible.
It's just really seems like a bad time for it to be. Not that there's ever a great time, but that seems particularly wrong.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Every time you go to a parking garage, you look over.
Yeah.
You gotta be careful.
Well, think of what I'm thinking.
No.
Oh, you just want to go shopping.
Yes.
Oh, boy.
Officers said the suspect. I pay for the ticket now. You want to go to the car? Oh boy.
Officers said the suspect-
Should I pay for the ticket now?
You want to go to the car?
Just pay for it now.
Officers said the suspect answered the general description of a man who told an Ontario rancher
that he had seen the killer of Miss Muir.
Miss Muir was general secretary of the YWCA here and was prominent in civic affairs.
So she deserved it.
That's what I'm hearing.
I don't think that's right.
No, I don't think that's a co-sign either.
I think so.
No, why?
Because the YWCA?
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah.
Why didn't they ever make a female village people?
I think that would have done well.
How does my conversation work on this show?
Is it...
Not good.
It feels bad.
I was picturing it.
Okay, yeah.
I don't know.
In 1937, there probably weren't a lot of job options for the women to be in the outfit,
I guess.
It feels like we're not taking the walk.
Did you bring up fashion there for a sec?
Not really, but go ahead.
Women with small waistline to benefit by newest styles.
Oh, god.
Oh, OK.
Yeah, that's good.
It's the woman with the small waistline
who will benefit by the new styles from Paris.
That is the opinion of Ms. Carmel Snow,
magazine editor brought to back.
I'm sorry, Carmel Snow.
Yeah.
That's a good name, right?
Yeah.
I mean, not to pile onto the female village people,
but that's the-
There we go.
That's the band name, or one of the members' names, Carmel Snow people, but that's it. There we go. That's the band name or one of the members names, Carmel Snow.
Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. She's like an Iditarod woman. Go ahead, Dave.
Brought back from the fashion shows of the French capital yesterday.
It's really funny that anorexia is in for women finally.
And it's come from Paris.
As for Staud women, they will simply have to diet,
exercise, or be corseted.
But there is nothing uncomfortable about the new corsets.
There's nothing uncomfortable about the new corsets.
After Fashion Week, we've come to the determination
that women should not be eating
and will be drinking diuretics.
That's it.
That's the story.
Well, it's pretty bad news.
Why did they throw in that the new corsets are not uncomfortable?
Because?
Well, literally, they're just running defense there.
Yeah, they're clearly running defense.
She's probably just trying to get people to buy it
Right the new ones and be like, yeah, these ones don't hurt and then you do it and you're like, oh god
Then you're Oregon failure, but you the pictures the pictures tell the story
Oh the pictures you but the thing about the Oregon failure thing
knowing
Oregon failure is then they remove an organ in your skin here. So when your organ fails, it's all positive.
This is true. No one loses.
Right.
It's really a fat fail.
If you think about it.
If you really...
Well, yeah.
So I'm still stuck on the parking garage.
Please get over there as soon as possible.
I keep going back.
I'm still back there.
That's not the clip mentally.
No, no, no. That's that's bonus.
That's Patreon content.
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Yeah. So, Dave, what happened in the parking lot?
Oh, that was the don't answer.
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This is just a little blurb. When an ice cream truck caught fire recently in Elstree, England, a ton of ice cream was
melted.
So, this is like a kid's paper?
You can see.
Well, that's factual, isn't it?
There's more to the story, right?
Or is that just it?
That's the story.
The whole story is that an ice cream truck caught fire and it melted.
The ice cream.
Yeah.
I need more.
That was the one.
That's the hottest story.
That's like it rained and people got wet.
It's a little different.
It's a little different.
It's a little different.
I would just say because water comes from the sky.
Yeah, but I mean, like, I don't know.
How did the fire, how did the ice cream truck get in that situation?
I assume the ice cream did it.
Ice cream sparks.
It does.
Yeah, those little rocket pops.
That's why you keep it in a freezer.
Oh yeah, well you put one like a Pop Rock ice cream.
Thank you. Yeah
Here's another blurb a
Man who broke into a tavern at Montville, New Jersey ate and drank so much
He was asleep when police arrived to arrest him. Well can't stay mad at him. Yeah, that's that's this
That's a story of a hero
Yeah, they just showed up and they put a little blanket on him.
Yeah, yeah. He's like a human raccoon.
I love this guy. This guy's like, I'll show you closing time.
Shh. We'll arrest him when he wakes up.
It's just fat as fuck- chocolate all over his mouth.
Water dumped on communists.
What else is there?
Oh my God.
That makes them shrink and burn, right?
Buckets of water were emptied on the heads of 1,500 communist and communist sympathizers
today as they picketed a luncheon for Julius Dortmiller, director of the German Railroads.
Well, I think that would be best case scenario for the communists in the next 20 years, I'd
say.
Yeah, it doesn't go well for them.
The ire of the picket line, which held up
lower Broadway traffic for more than an hour, was aroused when someone in a nearby building
leaned out the window and shouted, we want Hitler and Mussolini. Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, God. That's too real. Oh, wow. Too real. Oh, God. The more things change.
That's kind of exactly what's happening today.
That is exactly what is happening.
And it's still, it's like the people getting mad at the people stopping the traffic.
It's going to be way worse.
It's like, I am 15 minutes late for an event.
You're go to El Salvador.
Here's a story for Gareth. Hen asleep on fast car.
There we go. I love it.
Is there more? There's got to be.
No, right. Better not.
There is thankfully.
I love that.
This is out of Harris Smith Orange free state. What the fuck? You
remember that. I've been to Harris. They've got a chuckle hut there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's
grade zone. Claims to... Harris Smith claims to possess the fastest hen in the world. That's a fucking big claim. That guy can fuck off.
Yeah.
Wait, I'm sorry.
No.
I'm just giving you another clip.
I'll be honest, that one's back in the running.
I don't think we need any more, but that one's pretty good.
That was genuine disdain.
Yeah.
Sorel Jober, a a barber was in a hurry and he jumped into a car, stepped
on the accelerator and accomplished his journey at an average speed of about 50 miles an hour.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Yeah.
When he reached his destination, he was surprised to see that everyone was laughing.
He walked to the front of his car and standing on the bumper on one leg was a hen fast asleep.
So he's claiming it's the fastest hen? The paper is.
Oh, the paper. But by using the same logic, the man himself would be the fastest man also it doesn't
Wow, they can they can fuck off. I'm
Really kind of hit your threshold for a lot of the bullshit. I think yeah, I think he's right on this one
I think he yeah, I think he's right too, but it's he's like what I like is he's like an angry Randy Rooney. He's just not
With today's news.
I've often been called that.
Angry Rooney.
The only really serious trouble developing during,
there's no headline, the only really serious trouble
developing during President there's no headline, the only really serious trouble developing during President Roosevelt's drought trip
was on the question of snoring.
It seems that three eminent exponents
of the art of snoring, exponents of the art of snoring,
allowed nearly broke up the trip.
They were in Mr. Roosevelt's retune,
and when they reached the small hotel bedrooms
in the drought regions, they became a major problem.
All right, so guys are sleeping the same.
I assume that they're on a train.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, that's what it seems like.
If there's a hen on there. That could be big.
So it's like, boom.
It's like when Gareth did Bert Kreischer's,
you got kicked off Bert Kreischer's bus for snoring.
Did you not?
No, I did not.
Are you a snorer?
No.
Yeah, he's a snorer.
No, I'm not.
He's a terrible snorer. No, I'm not. You're lying. I don't know. It sounds like you might beorer? No. Yeah, he's a snorer. No, I'm not.
He's a terrible snorer.
No, I'm not.
You're lying.
I don't know.
It sounds like you might be.
I am.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
I'm warm.
Yeah, don't be ashamed.
It isn't anything to be ashamed of it, but it's not something that I am.
I have a CPAP machine.
It's in the next room.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Three BMXs and a CPAP.
You're doing pretty good over there.
Yeah.
Got a bunch of sick guitars.
Everything's going my way. I did not know you had a CPAP. How're doing pretty good over there. Yeah, got a bunch of sick guitars. Everything's going my way.
I did not know you had a CPAP.
How many hockey jerseys do you own?
Probably like 50.
Wow.
Before you go to bed and put your CPAP on, do you ever look at your girlfriend and go,
you want to know the difference between you and me?
I make this look good and put it on.
You don't recommend trying that.
Well, I've taken to wearing like a winter hat or like some sort of head covering with
it.
That's an interesting look.
That's interesting bedtime.
Well, what I realized, I had started wearing it and I realized it was ripping my hair out.
Oh.
Oh, really?
And then I Googled it, I was like, CPAP machine, ripping hair out.
And then there's just pages and pages of, oh yeah, it rips your hair out.
Did anyone in there suggest the winter hat or is that, that feels like a Dave Hill solution?
That was a Dave Hill solution. That was a Dave Hill solution.
I bought some other sort of, I got a different mask, but basically, you know me, my hair
is like top five amazing things about me.
It makes a lot of lists.
But I was like, I don't mind if I'm going natural hair loss, but this was like some
fucking mask ripping my hair
out. So now I do that. So it's crazy. It's crazy. It sounds crazy. It really like wait,
waking up in a chilly ER. I'm picturing you in a, an old timey scrooge like sleeping hat.
It's not far off. If you have to go to the chamber pot in the night, do you hold a candle and look a little
freaked out?
Yeah, and I sort of...
Yeah, you kind of, yeah, right.
And I kind of take high steps, scamper about.
You see your own shadow get a little...
And now are you visited by three ghosts at all? Oh
constant hellhounds mostly
P. O. Box is just when you pull a book off your bookshelf and it opens to a tiny room in the back, right?
That's basically it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Just one. Yeah, and there's the mice in my apartment have fully furnished
Apartments with miniature. Oh
Yeah, yeah, obviously. Yep.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I think we got to read on that finally.
Anyone listening finally has closure on that sort of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, which is great.
Which is great.
What I also wanted to say is if you listen closely to the mouse couple, they're acting
out scenes from The honeymooners, but
like in mouth.
Yeah.
It's so funny how that show was about abuse.
Yeah.
It was with abusive man.
Yeah.
He just hit his woman.
And I think that's cool.
It's pretty great.
That's great.
Yeah.
That'll be rebooted soon, I'm sure.
Oh yeah.
So, director.
Because it was funny.
Yeah, it still is funny.
Director Morris Cook of the Rural Electrification Administration sought to harmonize arrangements
by bunking two snowing sopranos together, but this did not work.
Rural Electrification Administration?
That's right.
They were electrifying the rurals.
That sounds like a kind of Tweed Andy rock band.
Yeah. You know this. Opening for the national. It does. Yeah. Sounds like a like a like a kind of twee indie rock band.
Yeah. You don't think for the opening for the national.
It does. Yeah. This is what I'm saying. He's he's a rock star.
He is a rock star.
I got a dragon.
Mm hmm. I got a dragon.
It's not even my first one.
Jesus Christ.
How many dragons got like nine of them.
Dave, Dave, this is big for us.
This is big for us.
You're like Iron Maiden.
One man Iron Maiden.
Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. Wow.
Both complained that the other was disturbing a slumber
and the third who was a base
was lonely without accompaniment
and Roosevelt solved the problem by sending all three men home.
Oh, so he just kicked them off the train.
So three guys got kicked off the tour because they snored too much, which is why I bring
up you and the Bird Cricer bus.
I did not.
You got kicked off the bus for snoring.
What are you doing?
What is this?
What do you mean?
I finished the tour out like everyone else and then I went home and there was no talk of snoring issues at all.
You could hook up a CPAP machine on the bus. I don't need it. I'm like my dad. My dad is
obsessed with CPAP machine till he'll shoehorn them into any conversation. Does he have one?
Yeah, that's how I wound up getting them.
I don't like the like.
Just to shut them up.
Yeah, okay.
He just took one of his old ones, like a hand me down.
Yeah, like fine.
Yeah.
To mouth me down.
It's the one he used in college.
Oh, that's cute.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Fishermen in Morton Bay, Australia
recently netted 36 new species of oyster eating fish,
which like others of their kind, stand on their heads to eat with tails upward and clear
of the water.
What the actual fuck?
There's no, that's not.
What are you talking about?
That can't be real.
That can't be bullshit.
I'm yelling bullshit.
That's not a real story.
That's totally bullshit.
I've caught 36 new kinds of fish that it'll be their oyster eaters and all of them, like
they stand on their heads.
Look at this guy.
He loves them.
Standing on his head.
What is he talking about?
Nobody corroborated.
How could they open the oysters?
Just didn't seem... that's a good question
There's a bunch of good questions. Yeah, that's like one of the main ones. That's a great one
I'm not trying to downplay how good that question was and I want to be super clear about that
So AI is saying that fuck that
Hate to say it I'm back on the clip train. This guy's just a clip machine.
AI is saying that fish do not stand on their head
with their tails in the air.
And you don't know shit.
But AI is wrong 50% of the time.
So there is a 50% chance that it's true.
AI didn't tell me it was wrong 50% of the time.
Oh, so like the definition of fish in 1936 was really broad.
You could throw.
Oh yeah, Italians were fish.
Yeah, yeah, if it went in the water,
it was a fish back then.
Yeah, like an Italian.
Yeah.
They're quite aquatic.
Oh yeah, anyone will tell you that.
Oh yeah, I mean, that's still true.
I feel like if fish did do that,
that Gareth would know, because he's.
They definitely don't.
He watches all kinds of animal documentaries and whatnot.
Yeah.
So you would know, right?
They don't.
You would be on that tip.
If I didn't know about it, I would be looking into it shortly thereafter.
Recently when I easily identified a star-nosed mole, anecdotally, in the real world.
Yeah. And I was like, oh, it's a star-nosed.
Where? What's going on?
A star-nosed mole in a yard.
You saw one? Out in the...
Yeah. Where?
Well, I...
Was it out of its mole hole?
It was out of its mole hole and it had passed away.
Just scampering about?
No, it had gone. Oh, it was dead.
It had been killed.
I'm sorry.
No, you don't need to condolence me.
No, you hate to see those guys go.
Well, yeah, but that's really the point of that is not that.
An animal, another animal killed it.
Another mole?
Was it mole on mole?
I have very little information outside of the fact that it was a stardose mole.
Did you call the police?
No, no.
It's a mole.
No, I shouldn't have.
I should not have.
So, let's not align on that.
So, a mole's life is not valuable to you?
It matters, but I don't think I want the police over there.
Well, it would have been like a little gopher policeman showing up.
I don't know how to get in touch with...
Yeah, no, I don't know how that would even...
He's got a hat.
He's got the hat.
He's got the badge.
Got that little vest.
Yeah, he shows up.
He's like two weeks away from retirement.
What, this gopher cop is?
Yeah, yeah.
He and his wife, they were going to travel.
And he comes over and he's like, ah shit
I caught another one. I'm getting too old for this shit. The chief sent him out. I'm getting too old for this shit
Yeah, well, no, but it was just there was a star nose. Anyway, so yeah, that was pretty much
So it started so he was part of the gang it's the gopher yeah, yeah
Well, no, the the gopher police in my mind, they don't drive.
All right. I'm not really, I'm not here to kind of figure out what those gopher police mean to you
two guys. So- It's just a fun image. Yeah, no, it's not, I'm not pushing back. There's a fun image
and I love fun. Yeah, no, it's like writing down on a little pad. Tell me what happened again. But he, you know, because it is because it was what they can't hold pens. They can't hold
pens. So why would he have it goes over to ask, is it to have one some of the other?
Yeah, there's a lot of things that don't make sense. Right. It's not look, it's I'm not
going to keep let's move forward into the paper. So you're like an at cab guy. You're
like an all cops are bastards guy.
That's not even what I'm saying.
I'm just saying I wouldn't call gopher police because I don't have their number and it was
also a mole.
Yeah, but it's more of an animal.
Nobody should look as confused as you two do right now.
Well, it's weird that you're just thinking like murder is okay.
You don't solve them.
I don't think murder is okay.
I just think a star-nosed mole rat.
That's what it looks like.
Let's see.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
You didn't even look around for a weapon, like a mini-
One a weapon.
One a weapon.
Another animal killed it.
It's nature. We're not going to do this.
Let's push forward in the paper.
So if a person kills another person-
Stop following up.
Don't follow up with anything else.
We're animals.
We're not following up.
Huh?
So if a person kills another person, is that also not murder because we're animals?
I'm a human.
Yeah, I'm a little more biased than what actions I will take at that point.
I don't think if I called the cops, even if they were gopher cops, over a dead mole...
That's literally their...
That's the gopher job.
I don't think...
I don't understand much of what's happening.
They oversee all underground crime.
You are living in like Zootopia world.
Aren't we all though?
No.
Wait, Zootopia.
That was the don't go ahead.
No to album.
No, this next one's off of Zootopia.
There's some really good gopher songs on that album.
Oh, yeah.
Well, here's something that'll make Gareth happy.
Fisherman dies in Snake River.
Yeah, I mean Snake River, by the way.
Also, where would have left would have fit?
I don't know why that's for me.
Is that in Colorado?
It's a lot of Wyoming.
Wyoming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's Colorado? It's a lot of places. Wyoming. Wyoming, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's in a couple states.
Yeah, yeah.
A long winding river.
Yeah, it keeps spreading.
It's a beautiful river.
Oh yes.
Stanley Drayge in Salt Lake City drowned Sunday
when he slipped into Snake River Rapids near this Western community
while fighting a hooked fish.
That's any fish that's just been caught.
Yeah, hooked fish.
Yeah, that's what it means.
Wait, he was fighting the...
He was trying to reel in a fish that he hooked.
Or fighting it.
He could have taken it out of the water and was like literally fistacled.
And when he fell in his buddy looked to his other buddy and went, this just got real.
Yes.
I'm so back.
Gordon, it could have been the kids from the first thing with the boat.
Oh yeah, the kids who made the beauty queen mom get all wet.
What was that story about?
I forget.
I thought it was about a lady.
The footless lady.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the lady who's hot from the ankles up, but the rest is gone.
Like Paul McCartney's third wife.
Jesus Christ.
She turned out to be horrible too.
I know.
That's why I wasn't afraid to take shots at her.
Go.
Gordon Hepler, also of Salt Lake City,
nearly lost his life in a rescue attempt,
but was pulled ashore by his brother.
Drake's body was never recovered.
So he died in the river and that was it.
Now he's fish food.
This is bullshit.
That's just a sound bite.
That's not me responding to what you said.
I just wanted to give you another clip to work with.
Clip 15 in the clip machine.
Where do you guys come up with this stuff?
This is garbage talk.
It's actual papers that we're reading.
New gas wholesaler.
A device.
Yeah, that's a clip. I realize it's real papers. I just wanted you to. No that we're reading. New gas wholesaler. A device.
That's a clip.
I realize it's real papers.
I just wanted you to.
No, we get that.
Did you just say gas hole?
B?
Did you just say gas hole?
Yeah.
No, I said gas wholesaler.
You did say gas hole.
Oh, that's completely different.
Completely different.
A device that should make the most unruly mob say uncle is a new machine gun that hurls
gas shells instead of bullets.
Oh my God.
There's a lot of crazy shit in very few words there.
Oh cool.
What's a gas shell?
It's a shell with gas.
I'm not an idiot.
I don't know.
But what is it?
It's an exploding, it's a a yeah, it's an exploding shell. So you're shooting a Gats going to explode when it gets
Why don't we I like that. I don't think you will in the long run. I don't think you would.
Yeah. I don't think you're going to like I think soon enough you will be like, that's
a shame. Yeah, we shouldn't do that. All right. Well, I don't know if you're going to do it.
Police Captain J.W. Johnson of Everett, Washington is pictured just before he pulled the trigger
of the Manville gas machine gun in a demonstration at the National Rifle Matches at Camp Perry.
Yeah, he's holding a very large machine gun.
Oh, wow. And he's then what happened?
Well, we know when it's not coincidentally an Everett because Everett was the place where they
shot. They had a shootout with a union guys. So I don't think it's a great sense that they
invited this gentleman to shoot fucking unions fuck everything up
Oh my god, it's so annoying with your needs
Yeah, no, you're right
All right. Well, let's read this sir about a
Dying dog dog parishes trying to know you Yeah, Gareth asked for it, he got it.
He doesn't care about animal murders, so let's do this.
Trotting on a leash besides its master,
a black retriever died trying to rescue an old man
who started across the railway tracks
in front of an onrushing train.
A passerby gave a warning shout and the dog raced forward, caught the man's coat in his
teeth and tried to pull him back.
Both the man and the dog were crushed under the wheels.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh no.
Let the guy go.
Good Lord.
Fuck that guy.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
1000%.
Fuck that guy.
Yes, that guy sucks.
That guy, look, I'm sorry that that guy was probably thousand percent. Fuck that guy. Yes, that guy sucks.
Look, I'm sorry that that guy was probably trying to take his own life.
Dog killer.
That's all I think.
Yeah, I would be like, I'm not going out killing a dog too.
I would pretend to get saved or something.
You don't let the fucking dog do that.
When I die, I might have my dogs buried with me.
Alive or dead.
Don't do that.
It's just a crazy way to end a never-ending story.
I'm pretty sure they won't.
We can do another one here.
How about this one?
Dog waits patiently for his master.
Oh, and we're back.
What a good boy.
Different dog.
Identified only as Bob, a name scratched on his collar, a mongrel dog of reddish-brown
color waited all night at the courthouse steps for the return of his master or mistress,
who were evidently among the stores of California marriage license-
I'm seeing other owners.
Marriage license seekers who invaded the courthouse yesterday.
Oh, wow.
I love it.
It's better.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm still upset about the dog who got hit by the train because he's an old guy.
Yeah, I'm not thrilled with that.
But I do like the dog that's waiting outside with a bow tie.
He's waiting for the people to get... We can only assume.
Yes, a bow tie.
He had like a ring.
He's got a ring on a-
That's right.
Yeah.
A little pillow.
Yeah, in his paw. Yeah. Waiting for the couple to go to the parking garage, if you know what I mean.
Yeah.
And just blood dripping from his fangs.
Different visions.
Oh, man.
Different visions.
The dog was still on the steps early today and refused to enter the courthouse, although he
never took his eyes off the door.
County clerk and Mrs. Beamer fed him this morning
and provided a pan of water for him.
They were hoping that his newly wedded owner
will remember and return to the courthouse.
Jesus Christ, this is another bad story.
This is another fucking dog bullshit story, you asshole.
Wait, what happened?
The guy abandoned his dog.
He forgot that his dog came, and then he brought his dog to live with him.
This guy left his fucking dog.
God damn.
Christ.
I like how Dave was like, here's a happy one.
I'm sure it worked out.
Oh yeah, I'm sure it worked out.
Oh, I actually missed the bottom of this.
And the owner came back and everyone's fine.
There it is.
Christ.
Oh man.
Fucking cry babies.
All right.
You know what?
Screw you.
Well, Dave Hill, you are a clip machine for the socials.
And I don't even know what we're going to do with all this.
I do.
It was another.
I was not expecting that one.
That's another.
That's really good too.
That's really good too. I'm going to that one. That's really good too. That's really good too.
I'm going to do one right now.
I'll tell you what, if that was me, I'd be like, I could get used to this.
Okay, so now we got a bunch of them.
Dave Anthony, you want to do one?
No.
All right, well Dave, thanks for joining us.
I'm in raid.
Look, things are so good. You have many guitars, you have multiple BMXs.
It seems like an embarrassment of CPAP machines you have over there.
I do, yeah.
You're wearing hats to bed.
You're doing tons of shows.
What is your website?
I'm glad you asked.
Thank you.
Davehillonline.com.
Oh, my Instagram is at MrDaveHill at MRDaveHill.
Thanks.
Okay.
So follow Dave.
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Come on.
Very quickly, Dave and I were one time at a festival together and we used to have this
bit where every time Dave would try to drink his beer, I would stop him and I'd be like,
no, like he wasn't allowed to drink or something.
We were in a bar once and he kept doing it and I kept going, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no. And eventually this bartender goes, stop telling him not to drink the beer.
He was so irritated with it.
It was. But it was fun.
Yeah, it was. I think that was at the Doug Fur at or whatever.
Yeah, that was in Portland Doug Fur or whatever in Portland.
Yeah, it was Portland.
Yeah, I remember.
Well, Dave, thank you so much for joining us.
Thank you for having me.
I'm sorry I was late.
I'm apologizing.
Stop.
No more.
Yeah, no more.
All right.
I hope I see you guys in person.
Not going to happen.
We got to go.
I would like that.
I don't know.
Stop it.
Thanks so much, Dave.
Thank you.
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