The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 125 - The Past Times with Naomi Ekperigan

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian, writer and podcaster Naomi Ekperigan.  SOURCES TOUR DATES OFFICIAL MERCH

Alright everybody, welcome to the Past Times Podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. Returning champion, Naomi Echperrigan. Hello Naomi, thank you for coming back. We found love in a hopeless place That is how I feel about us we're finding love in a hopeless place, that's right and this you are our first guest in our studio It's beautiful beautiful. I think gives a shit feels like I'm the only one who finds this to be momentous.

This is a big thing. This is not the moon landing. Well, no, I feel the difference. Because it's not happening. Well, I'm not, never happened, can't confirm. I mean, I will say this, right? As the person still on Riverside, you know,

cause that's how I roll, I do feel the, I feel the difference. I feel the difference having you guys side by side. It does feel a little bit like I have been called in for an intervention in a way. That's right. And I'm nervous. I'm like, wow, okay, I better step it up.

We both look like hobos. So may I ask, is it because, say it. It's the cross, it's cross legged whites with very serious expressions. I knew it was white. It's very cross, it's cross legged whites with very serious expressions. I knew it was whites. It's very serious expressions. Cross legged whites should be the name of this podcast. Well Naomi, this is actually, we are hiring you full time for the past times.

You are listening to CLW. Cross legged what? Cross legged whites. Cross legged whites. Did, cross legged whites. Cross legged whites. Did you forget the whites part? Yeah, I don't see or hear race. That's not my thing.

Naomi, you're thriving in a time when so few are. You have a baby dog? You have St. Dennis, which is on NBC Peacock, which is picked up for a second season, which is your husband fucking hard. Your husband made it another year. He had another birthday. Your husband made another married Andy. We have to have Andy on at some point.

We do. And he's a good one. Yeah. Or with you. And we can have we three three whites. Yeah, you can legally. We've had that. Well, I know what I say. It should be just cross legged white. So I wouldn't. You had to have up to three.

I think any more than three and then you do have to apply for a permit. Yeah. Well, then it's a clan. Well, then it starts to get that we started going like, well, no, no. I mean, like, you know, Elon's not that bad. If you after after three whites, you're like, what? I can't say that?

Yeah. OK, I realize another part of it too, right? You're both obscuring your heads, because you said clan. I thought hoods. I said, Garrett, put your hood down, because that's aggressive. Damn, Anthony. You've got your baseball cap.

It could be tipped up a little bit higher just to, like, not worry, you know what I mean? Like, not to set off any triggers. You know what I mean? But I think that overall, I was like, these guys are ready to do some damage. Backwards is not. Now I don't feel right with Dave having it backwards.

Now I feel like he's my kid named Spanky. And then people should listen to your podcast that you do with your husband, Andy Beckerman, which is called Couples Therapy, which is also fantastic. Which we've been on a couple times. Yes, and the second time we got in there, the second time I said, I'm not scared anymore. No, you really. I've got questions.

No, yeah, you dug. You dug deep. All right, well, Naomi, this is your 84th time on this show, so has to be the most guests. You definitely are number one in appearances on this show. This is the dream. This is the dream. Not really for anybody.

But I think again, it's worth pointing out. A lot of people will say a lot of people will say come to our podcast and they'll say, oh, it's not the dollop. We had we had Keckner on and he literally like we started and then he was like, wait, what is this? Is this a paper? We were like, yeah. And he's like, I and then he was like, wait, is this a paper? We were like, yeah. And he's like, I thought this was the dollar. And we're like, oh no, oh no.

And he's like, what? He was like kind of confused. Will you guess the year you think this paper is from? And then I'll go. Okay, okay, okay. And I'll be closer and Dave will say you are. 1952. Interesting. Let me just say something. The ring light, sometimes you match. 1952. Interesting.

Let me just say something. The ring light, sometimes you match it up with your eyes. It looks like you have crazy demon eyes. Yeah. I know what, you know it's the glasses, right? I try to tilt the glasses up to see that you can't win. You can't win. You can't be yourself and not have those eyes.

Yeah, it's hard. 1891. Naomi, it's 1922. She won. It's very close with who won. It's like a middle. I mean, I was over, right? If we were doing prices right rules. We don't do prices right here. She won. Okay. But nobody wins both showcases. I'm going to guess 1922. I won. Okay. All right. 22. Here we go. Mark 18. Lock it in. 1922. The Brazil Daily Times from Brazil, Indiana. The classic Brazil, Indiana. Absolutely. Where all the people are not from Brazil. Yep. Yep. What's that about? It's also like Paris, Texas. You know what I mean? It's like Manhattan, Kansas.

Who are you fooling? What is the thinking behind that? I guarantee you some guy rolled in from Paris, like a French dude, rolled in, he's like, ah, and he named it that. And then everybody else who came wasn't from France. And they said, OK, well, it's called Irving, Texas. He was like, no, no, this is just like Paris. Are you sure? You got a lizard on your leg? Oh,

okay. Battle on the roof with criminal. Okay. That's how. Yeah, that's how you do it. I will say we're doing a watch of Stephen Seagal movies today. And that is something that just happened in Above the Law, where he did a battle with a criminal on the roof of a car. It was truly one of the greatest fucking things I've ever seen. It's pretty.

Wait a minute. OK, y'all. Do y'all fuck with Reacher? I know this is not about the newspaper, but do you watch Reacher? Oh, yeah, I love Reacher. Oh, my God. Reacher is the fucking best. Okay. All right. Reacher is everything.

And then also what's so fun too in real life, Alan Richen is actually on the right side of history. And so all the like right wing conservative alpha males who love Reacher like are very mad at Alan Richen. Yes. That's great. Because he's a left-o-shit gentleman. Yeah.

Yeah, it's so fun. So he's a gentleman. Yeah, that's yeah. It's so fun. So I have a friend who was writing way back when Reacher movies and he was brought into the project to write Reacher. And then the studio was like, we just got Tom Cruise and Reacher in the comic book. This giant human being. It's just like three. Yeah. And Tom Cruise is like, five, three.

And then they kicked him off at the project and they brought in Tom Cruise on writer. It was just like, nobody enjoyed the movie. No, no, it doesn't have the sizzle. That's the same thing happened with Interview with the Vampire. Everyone was like, the stat is not like Tom Cruise. Like, I'll do it. People are like, Tom, listen, fuck off. Let us have a movie without you.

I got to watch Reacher. Okay. Okay. Tom. Listen, fuck off. Let us have a movie without you. I got to watch Reacher. OK. OK. Severely wounded by bullet. That's the same article. Yeah. OK. It's a double headline. OK. It's happened in Indianapolis. Police and fleeing alleged Czech swindler. I spell it Czech.

It should say and a fleeing alleged Czech swindler. Okay. Mm hmm. Fought a pistol battle at four o'clock yesterday afternoon up a fire escape of the Circle theater and across the roof to its edge where the fugitive fell severely wounded. I mean, that's a good chase. That's a movie. That's a movie.

This is a movie chase. That is a set piece. This is a set piece. That's how set piece. This is a set piece. That's how it is. In the middle of the day. Yeah. Also, how are you doing this at 4 p.m. at a theater? So my question is, was he at, exactly,

was he at the theater taking a show and they were like, we see you, alleged swindler? Better set, I mean, the budget's going up but it's a better set piece. I see someone sort of buccaneering across the stage on a curtain, the main top. Hey, freeze! And the director's like, cut, cut, what are we even doing here?

And someone's like, you don't need to say cut, it's theater. And then he like ran in the back, like he runs outside in the alley. And then the guy goes by and the costume designer goes, you're not gonna wear that for the performance, are you? And he's like, get out of here! And then he has to run out and chase the guy up the fire escape. And he's shooting, and he's just missing. And then he pulls the ladder down.

And the guy's like running. And he's like, ugh! And he's like, you son of a bitch, come back here. Freeze! And the guy's like, I'm not freezing, pig! Can I read the story? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't think you need to, but yeah.

What do you yell if you don't know cut in the theater? Everybody stop! What do you know if you don't you'll cut in the theater? You go, everybody stop. If you never done theater. Yeah. Francis, what was that? What were you doing? Stop. It's always Francis fucking up to a large crowd that was sent scurrying for cover as the man scrambled up the fire escape, sent several shots spattering down at his pursuers. Watch the

fight. Okay, so the crowd watch the fight. That was a really bad sentence. The man who gave his name as William Hansen 25 years so he lived because he gave his name. Yeah, I was gonna say he gave his name. I'm like you are you need to be like not letting people know your name. Maybe when he's falling. my name is William Hansen. Or his last words, we don't need it. I am William Hansen.

Yeah, we have your D. Cut. Cut, cut, cut, cut. Of Terre Haute. That's what the doctor should say when a patient dies on the table. Cut. Cut.

Cut. Cut. Of Terre Haute, Indiana, continue to fire after he had been wounded. Wow. All right. Yeah, that's a bad bitch. This is so good. I agree. That should have been the headline.

A bad bitch. A bad bitch. An alleged Chex Wendler and a bad bitch. Alleged Chex Wendler and a bad bitch And confirmed bad bitch The battle ended a break for Liberty after a policeman had placed the man under arrest after he had attempted to cash a fraudulent American Express company check so they were shooting him for a bad check Yeah, so this is very much like now it feels like this had a break in that where it was like a cop would be like, yeah, he

got away. Like we had like 40 years where they're like, yeah, he got away. And now they're like, you could shoot him if they did anything. Yeah, just stop. But also it's a bad check. Wouldn't you just be like, it's a bad check. No, thank you. Do you know what I mean?

Like don't catch the check. Yes, it's a bad check. This is over. Well, he got arrested. He got arrested for cashing the check. They arrested him. OK. Another man, Joe Lewis, 23 years old of Montgomery, was arrested with Hansen by traffic policeman Howell in front of the Wausen store.

Both are being held under high bond. Hansen at the city hospital and Lewis at the prison. When Howell started to walk the men toward Meriden and Washington streets to call the patrol wagon Hanson jerked away and ran up Meridian Street. So he's an escaped prisoner. Yeah, but still like in handcuffs. He's in cuffs as he's doing this Ron he can't possibly do a fire escape with no hands. I could well that's what I'm saying. I'm like, okay, markable. This guy deserves it. Maybe he has an Yeah, possibly do a fire escape with no hands. I could well that's what I'm saying. I'm like, okay remarkable

This guy deserves it. Maybe he has an extra set of hands We can shoot his feet this we don't know had feet for hands. Yep. He had monkey feet He had what we call monkey feet. He kicked his shoes off in Followed by an ever increasing crowd attracted by the officer's shouts. This is such a movie. OK, so people start coming because they hear the cop yelling, and there's nothing to do in 1922.

So if you hear. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you're coming. You're running towards the sound. Yeah. Right. You're coming. I'm not that excited.

You're coming as well. No, you are coming as well. Yes. Excitement that is for a new. Yeah, something new. That's awesome. I need to lay down everybody came it's just a bunch of guys smoking that was awesome and all the women are like I'm not there yet yet Hanson darted east into Court Street the

alley in the rear of the con building okay Okay, on the nose. Don't go in the con building, babe. Not with your bad checks. Not with your bad checks. Not through Penitentiary Hall. Captain Michael Glenn of the police traffic force. Is this the second traffic cop? I was going to say, also, is this separate? Traffic force is separate from the beat cop?

I mean, it's a lot going on in Brazil, Indiana. There really is. It's really weird. OK, militarized, heavily militarized zone 22. We got to bring more cups into Brazil. Glenn saw the crowd and started after Hanson, who darted up an alley between the Circle Theater and the Western Union building.

Trapped in the court, Hanson sprang to the fire escape on the side of the theater, and when Captain Glenn reached the alley, was on the first landing. Drawing his revolver, Hanson turned and fired two shots at the crowd. At the crowd? Yeah, you the crowd. At the crowd. Yeah, you got the crowd. Hey, what? Watch it. Everyone's a cop.

Oh, it's taking us with money. The shots went wild and Captain Glenn, also drawing his revolver, started up the fire escape after Hanson firing as he climbed. So he has. OK, so he can't be cuffed. He cannot be cuffed. He has. He's grabbing a weapon. Yeah, it sounds like he was just taking them. Yes, he has no.

But also they didn't stop to see if he had a weapon on him. Do you mean like the cops not do that back there? Yeah, they get a good. These cops are like, all right, you want to sit in the front seat with us? So how do you want to do this? Hey, I have really bad news. That's the end of the story. Oh, my God. What? What? OK, no, this newspaper is trash.

It's missing. It's missing whole letters, prepositions. Stop when the story gets good. That is not OK. The guy was writing. He was like, all right, I'm tired. Tired. Credits. He was like, All right, I'm tired. Tired. It's credit. He's like, next one. It's interesting because not coughing. Like, I wonder, what would you rather if like.

If cops didn't, I feel like I would rather a society where cops didn't cuff you and they were allowed to shoot at you. I'm kind of I'm kind of more into a site that just doesn't have cups. Oh, I'm into that for sure. Way more into that. But I'm saying it's like in this one, they didn't cuff him. So he was like, all right, cool. I'm going with you. And then he's like, oh, and like took off. But then you got to like outrun the like I would rather

that scenario than go through the judicial system under. Yeah, you should be able to see how far 10 second head start. Like let me apocalypto. They should not be allowed to cover you and you should be able to try to escape. Yes. Right. And if they can find you and quite frankly, a lot of them wouldn't be able to. No. Go live your life. You're like, Hey, I've been free for 15 minutes. It technically this now doesn't count. Yeah, there's a time limit. There's a time limit on on the how before they catch you again. So it till dark. Yeah, it's dark. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So you got to make it till dark. But then you just go into hiding somewhere,

right? You can just like go in a crawl space. So there's just like, I'll wait this out. There's a guy named Amigo Chino. Do you know? I don't think you should have said that. This is Ken and Amigo Chino. And he was on TikTok and he like drove his car for TikTok like into a closed McDonald's just because he was like, let's see. Gets arrested. Somehow gets out on bail or whatever. He's on house arrest. And on TikTok, he's like, should I cut my ankle bracelet off?

And everyone's like, fuck yeah. And he did. And he's been on the run for like a year. And he's uploading videos of himself on the run. And he'll just be like at a party, and he'll be like, Amigo Chino, where should I go next? And he keeps going, it's the fucking him. And then, so last night, I messaged him. No.

Yes, he's got like two million followers. I messaged him. No. Yes. He's got like two million followers. I messaged him. Of course he does, of course he does. He's president. I messaged him. He's a podcast listener. I messaged him, and I'm like, no way. And he wrote back the, I was like, you're a goddamn legend. Everyone should know your story.

He's like, I couldn't agree with you more. Oh! I wasn't even drunk. Holy shit. But wait, he's filming all this, posting videos, and he still can't find his ass? Well the other night there was one where he was in a house. He was in a house and he's like, he's like, shit, the fucking cops are here. And he's looking at this cop looking in the wrong house.

He goes, this motherfucker's looking in the wrong house. The cops like, they're like, no, he's like there. Look at this cop looking in the wrong house. He goes, this motherfucker's looking in the wrong house. The cops like they like, no, he's like there. There was one where he was just like, hey, should I go to Belgium? And he's in an airport. You're like, I'm a gochino. So he's got to have a fake passport. I don't know what the fuck is going on. He's got to. Right. He's got it. There's no way you're getting to Belgium without somebody.

No. He keeps uploading videos just like, where should I go next? What was his original crime? Just being awesome. He like for TikTok, like, I'm going to drive my car into this McDonald's. It was something like that. That's that's it. Drive this car. Would you also be able to do legally? What do we know what state that was in? Where do you drive into a McDonald's? Oh, fuck.

I don't I don't even know. I mean, it's giving Florida. It's giving Florida. This guy's story is phenomenal. God bless him. I mean, he should have his own podcast. He really should. He should have his own cryptocurrency.

Yes. I agree, Chino claim. That's it. Yeah, do a pump and dump Chino. Do a pump and dump. And then that's how he gets to Belgium. Do you know what I mean? He's like pumping dump scheme

I gotta get somebody in my pocket. Oh, here it is. This is what he did. Okay In Springfield miraculously the driver was able to get out of the car without help and is recovering from their injuries Wow, he just drove it in there he just decided to drive it in He's not and it was the best decision he ever made. I mean he's he's like the ultimate reality star He is like if social media. Yes, good drive. Yeah. Yeah, God bless him. Yeah Bless him dystopia dystopia in a nutshell. Yeah, just said I want him. Yeah, he's a big fan. Bless him. Dystopia. Dystopia in a nutshell. Someone who just said, I want to do this to go viral.

It does happen for him. Yeah. And then it looms the authorities for you. It's like when a guy's just like, I'm going to take my clothes off and jump into all these cactuses. And you're like, Jesus Christ. And then it's like, the video is like 10 million views. But you're like, buddy, that is like a life changing pain right there. One of my favorite Instagram accounts is the the pranks versus people

where where the pranksters just get beat up. That's the best. Not the only try to do something to someone. Oh, you know about that guy who fully shot somebody in the mall? Yeah, because the guy he was like, he like came up on somebody who was like, you know, a postmaids or door dash. Basically, he was picking up food, right? So he's like, I'm not even in here for the vibe to the mall. I the guy, he was like, he came up on somebody who was like, you know, a post-mate to DoorDash, basically he was picking up food, right? So he's like, I'm not even in here

for the vibe to the mall, I'm here to work. And he got in this guy's face, then this guy fully shot him in the stomach. And he was like, you should have left me alone. Yeah, they're always like, no, no, it's a prank, it's a prank, and you're like, it's not a prank, you just grabbed the guy's phone. It's not a prank.

Your last word being it's a prank. It's a prank. You got in a stranger's face and then just violated them in their personal space in some way. And then you're like, and he's like, I shot you. And then I think he even got off for shooting. I think he got off for the shooting. I think he did.

I think he should. I think he did. Any jury would be like, I hate you. Oh, no, every jury would be like, yeah, we should do this a little bit more often to make it stop. Well, a lot of people say Luigi Mangione was just a YouTuber, just pulling a prank. Yep, he was prank up. Well a lot of people say Luigi Mangione was just a YouTuber. Just pulling a prank.

Yeah, he was pranking. He was pranking CEOs. I know his rap. When he was running away, he said, please like and subscribe. I don't know if you heard that. And you know what? It happened for him.

He's now a star. It did. He's now a star. The gun thing is so great that they threw the gun out. It's so good. Oh my god. Oh, it's so, it's like fun. It's fun.

Watching this whole thing unfold is so fun to me. It's crazy. Someone took a shot at a CEO in Oregon, a healthcare CEO, but they missed. I know, yeah, they broke in. I saw that, I was like, huh? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, I didn't know that.

Yeah, a couple days ago. days get into his house. Yeah Get ready for it All right, William Gasaway falls 70 feet down to take gas away from road trip. Yeah William Gasaway aged 43 of 1415 West National Avenue. Wow. Put his whole business out there. Yeah, right. As was the way back then.

Docs. And David Hoffman of Turner. Hoffman does not get an address. No. No. Had a narrow escape from being killed at the Heck mine. Heck mine yesterday, west of the city at noon when Gaseway fell a distance of 70 feet to the bottom of a mine and Hoffman... Oh no he broke his neck on all that heck!

Oh boy! Just when we had buckets of heck ready to be lifted up! Hey boss! Yeah? What are we doing with all this? Heck, it seems like it's not profitable. We take the heck and then we send it to the plate where the heck gets processed and turned into hell. I don't know why we want to get down the fucking hole. OK. Hoffman saved himself by grasping the rope as he was precipitated down the shaft. I've been precipitated down there.

Huh? They were at work at the time at the mine hoisting water out of the mine by the means of a water box. Hey, we're a water mine. We can't find this liquid anywhere else. We got to go in there, dig it out, put it in the water box. It's wild. When you think about technology that we have now,

to think that like a hundred years ago, somebody was fucking with a water box. You know what I mean? Like your job was get the water out with the water box, and now I have the internet on my phone. That's wild. I got an idea to get the water out of the mine. What, each guy take a mouthful and then climb up and spit it in the bucket? That's a very good idea, but that's like 20 years ago technology. I'm thinking we put the water in our butts and then when we come up squirt it out.

Another good idea, but I think this is better. We kill a guy, hollow him out and fill him up like he's just sheep skin. That one's not as good, because the fella that you're hollowing out may not be. Yeah, there's some flaws with that one. No, I'm thinking you put it in a water box. We should go back to the everyone puts it in their mouth.

It's spinning in the water box. And then you fill the water box and then you fill the water box up and you take the water box and you take the water sharks it's called a water box take the water bottle top and then you pour it out and then you put the box back down but also they very fully failed doing this, which means the water box is actually not the best idea. You know what I mean? Like it did not work out very well given that they fell 70

feet. I told you we should have hauled on and filled up Larry. I'm the guy who said we kill a guy and fill him with the water. At least one of them. We could use this guy. fill them with the water. At least one of them, we can use this guy. After hoisting the box to the top of the mine, they were propping the box up with blocks of wood. When the blocks slipped and the box fell down the shaft, carrying Gasway and Hoffman with it. What? Well, they're, I think they're tied to the box.

They're tied to the box? Okay, you know what? You cannot work a heck mine, okay? What the heck? It's really, it's heck, what the heck, okay? You cannot work there. This is not on the up and up, because you can't tell me that a mining job is about water. You put the water in a box. Okay, then you put the box on top of some wood

Okay, Billy, I'm just gonna go ahead and tie you to the water And hopefully these little wooden blocks underneath don't fall down He's what yeah, it's a good what Oh shit! Ah, that sucks! It's too much. When the, okay, so it falls down the shaft carrying Gassway and Hoffman with it. Hoffman only fell a short distance

as he reached out and grasped the rope as he fell and saved himself. But the rope burned a deep gash in his hands as it slipped through before he was able to stop himself. Indiana Jones. That is Indiana Jones. Yeah. Indiana Jones and the watery box. He then grasped the bunting and was able to climb back to the top. gas away was not so for Yeah, but how were his hands?

Exactly. He fell to the bottom with the box, but on reaching the bottom, he was lucky in striking the water, which broke the force of his fall. Oh, wow. Oh my God. That came out better. That's why they had that's why they were using the water box in the first place. Yeah, he's probably down there.

He's like, should I fill it up while I'm? Gas away a lighted on his head and back. Wow. Alive is not the correct word. What does the lighted mean? Look, this newspaper is obviously written by toddlers because we've missed a couple of keywords and prepositions thus far. We had a double headline, a story. Stopped in the middle. Yeah. Alighted. He suffered severe bruises and a long gash was cut in the scalp. Was cut. Gash away.

Passive voice. Yeah. Gash away. Yeah. That's what I'd call him. I'd be like, yeah, Gashway's back. Hey, you got a new nickname. I know your brains came out a little. He also suffered severely from the shock and was taken to the community hospital in Miller and sons ambulance. Miller and sons get a nod. Yeah. Shock sending you to a hospital. Now you'll just push

through. Right. He was attended by Dr. Elliott who said that gas away would probably be able to be out in a few days and back to work You owe me a water box gas away doctor I fell 70 feet on my head in water Yeah, and you owe me a god damn Monday night worst case Time to get back and get wet. I should point out Elliot's my first name that's strange Ross acquitted oh this is the best friends killed brother

wait what I'm sorry what Ross acquitted killed brother Ross acquitted killed brother okay okay should be the other way around right killed brother Ross acquitted killed brother. Okay. Okay Should be the other way around right killed brother Ross acquitted right? Yeah, I like the way this one went though. Why I'm like this story's oh wow It's like a better ending nice punch It's a worse ending. No no read it again. You gotta read it this way Ross acquitted killed brother What happened now read it your this way. Ross acquitted killed brother. What happened? Now read it your way. Killed brother.

Ross acquitted. Yeah, I don't know. I think Ross acquitted killed brother is like kind of like, what? Yeah, I got to take a look at this. The record scratched in my head. You fucking sensationalist assholes. It's about the facts. Hey, we're amigo Chino guys. Get with the times, old man. After being out all night, a jury in Warren County Circuit Court returned a verdict today acquitting Ralph Ross, terrible name.

Ralph Ross. Terrible name. Of a charge of first degree murder for the slaying of his brother, Claude Ross. Why? Claude Ross! Claude Ross? That's sweet. I like his watercolors as well. Yeah. In a garage at Marsh Marshfield on November 21st, Ross's defense was temporary insanity.

The best. What? You should be able to do that. Yeah, but that everybody's brother makes him a little crazy, so you should be able to kill him once in a while. Temporary insanity is such a great like it's just like I got anger issues. Yeah. Yeah. Like that, that is such an amazing defense. I lost my mind for like 10 minutes. I killed the guy.

OK, and everyone's like, well, he went. He lost his shit. So you get out of here. That's OK. It happens. It happens. Take a valium. He alleged his wife made a confession to him that his brother had committed an assault on her. Ross armed himself with a pistol and went to the garage at Marshfield where he shot his brother down without uttering a word. Your older brother.

Without uttering a word. Yeah, it's great. How you doing? Wow. Cold, cold hearted kid. Not Timothy. I better know. He didn't want to hear a word. He didn't want to hear a word. He was like, I don't want to corroborate this. I don't want details. She said what she said. I'm going to the garage. Yep. I wish more men, excuse me Naomi and Dave, I wish more, no listen, listen to the fellas, I wish more fellas would just do this. Believe all women, kill all brothers. I think more men should be shooting.

They're not enough men shooting guns, you know, shooting first, asking questions later. You know, that's what should be happening, and it's not happening enough. Completely agree. January 6th was the shoot first, ask questions later event of the century. And for those of us who were there, that crew.

That crew. That's why I do this podcast, because I'm trying to get in with y'all so that if they bring back slavery, you can pool your resources and buy my freedom. Okay. I would like my freedom sponsored by the dollar. Okay. We will.

In Squarespace. In the Hague. Or we will be in Guantanamo. We will not be available to help anyone. Yeah we're going down first. I mean come on. It's going to be very quick and bad for us. Yeah.

You you'll you could pull some strings. Help us. To get you all out? Yeah. No, no, no, no. You're connected in Hollywood. Come on, you're Hollywood. Nah, Dave is too mouthy.

He would just talk some shit. True. And he would undo all my hard work. It's true. It's true. If he takes his gas away, he's a little better on a long trip. I'm a skate.

Uh. Gareth is trying to hold Dave. Dave's not having it. It's just really not why we're in the studio. He then surrendered but made no statement until the state had concluded its evidence. Ross left. Ross left Williamsport immediately after the verdict. He accompanied by his wife went to their home on a farm. That awesome let's go home yeah that's nice so that was a nice he had with her that night she was like she was like she was like you really

love me That completely is like, wow, are you the one or what? My God, your brother's dead. You know they had good sex that night. Yeah, he probably, I mean, if I were him, I'd be like. Unless he couldn't get it out, that's a lot of pressure with the post-training sex. Well, I just blame him. If I can't get it up, I call it temporary insanity.

I don't care, I don't really want it to do. This is gonna change. This is just temporary insanity. This is going to change. This is just temporary insanity. The radish is practically a universal vegetable. Okay, I'm sorry. Is that the headline? There's no headline. We're just getting into some facts.

What? It's been murder the whole time. And it's like, yep. It's just like some weird guy at a bar is like, do you like radishes? Yeah. I got a bunch in my van. Sometimes you gotta talk to the common guy.

You know, the radish is known throughout the world. Isn't that interesting? Yeah. Yeah. Hey boss, can I pitch a story? Yeah, we're looking for a lot of, we got a lot of murders. So the more crime, the better. So I was out in the garden story? Yeah, we're looking for a lot of, we got a lot of murders, so the more crime the better.

So I was out in the garden yesterday. Yeah, all right, did you find a body? You saw some legs sticking out from a plant's box? And I took out of the ground. Oh boy, here we go, get ready everybody. I took the most succulent radish, and I'm thinking everybody loves these guys. Everybody loves a radish.

So why don't we do a story on the radish? Like what's going on with it? Where's it from? If this is more than 50 words, I will eat my hat. Okay, go ahead. This better not be more than a space filler. You are not wearing a hat. You ate it on the show before this.

Well, I'll go get one. I'll eat a hat after I get one The radish is Practically a universal vegetable it is now in the market the year-round and rarely is there a garden Planted without at least a short row or small patch Broadcasted to these pungent appetizers of the garden. Radishes are maybe the worst vegetable in existence. Could not be. Radish, you disagree?

Wait, radishes are so gross. Wait, disagree Dave? What are you talking about? Yeah, fuck yeah, bring me a fucker. Dave's weird. I'll pop him and eat him straight. As fuck if you will not. You're being contrary.

Oh, I don't like spicy shit. God damn it. Don't fucking come down on the rest. Spicy. No, a jalapeno I'll fuck with. Pop them and eat them straight. You will not Shit god damn it fucking come down a jalapeno. I'll fuck with what is a radish doing for you? It's like hey, I'm trash carrot. It's dry as hell. It's not just it's not even spicy It's like a peppery dryness. Yeah, okay What are we doing? No, oh Okay, worse radishes shit. Bring it. What are we doing? What are we doing? We're eating it. No.

Oh, oh, check it out. You're eating it raw, David? It's crazy. You are, you people are acting like the radish has gone away. The radish is fucking here for a reason and it's been here for centuries, for a reason. So is every vegetable. What the fuck are you talking about?

People like it. People fucking like it. Are you still reading the stupid articles? Fuck you, Brussels sprouts! I love them. Now that, now that's a vegetable I can get behind you want to know why you roast up a brussel this now You're on a journey with a balsamic brussels honey a honey putting a little drizzle of honey Yeah, maple syrup the baking the broil. I'll take a pan fried. I'll even take a fucking. I'll take one

I'll take a I'll take one that's been boiled Okay, well I can just I can just cut the right thing on it Pull a radish out of the ground and hose it off and put it my fucking mouth and rack put it in my mouth because it's good Yeah, the record is a smart fucking animal defense Naomi you would agree falls far short Yeah, well I can take one out of the ground to need it Yeah, same with a fucking Brussels sprout you can take out the garden. No you can't you got to cook that shit You can't eat a raw Brussels sprout. It'll face better than a rad On this podcast just trying that you're just he's gaslighting

You know why he's gaslighting because he just is the guy who said radishes are awesome. They're awesome right right right right? It's an alternate reality, and it's like you know what Dave whatever you need to tell yourself to get through the day, we are in a stressful time. So this is what you need. That's why I don't fight. You know when a white man takes a stance, I just step back. Cause I say, you know what, I'm not fighting with him. He is stuck to a thought and I'm not getting involved.

So when y'all two started yelling, I go, okay, we'll see which one takes the other out first. That's how I handle it. I see him yelling, I go, somebody gonna kill somebody. And I'm gonna be right over here. Very much like the brother garage shooting. One brother's coming back. Then I get acquitted because it's like, yeah, no, the radish was correct. That's just temporary. We call him the radish. Because he's spicy. There isn't a great difference in the various kinds of radish

offered for sale by the seeds, men and almost any of them will be successful. Are you seriously looking at so successful? Are you looking at me like told you so? Yeah, because you're reading a 1922 paper from Brazil. Are they still around motherfucker? Is a radish still here? What the fuck? But they're not gonna...

This is SponCon. This is sponsored content by Big Radish. They said give us a quarter of an inch in the paper. Give us a third of a page. Because this is not news. This is not news. This is somebody's opinion on a radish. And dare I accuse someone else in this room of being sponsored by big radish Mmm, the man is telling you with these stupid talking boy. Look how long they've been around

Well, we're talking about we're talking to a lady who's about to eat her at I'd rather you better than a radish. Yeah better than a radish. I'll say the main differences is the type of root rice Oh good. Oh, right. Shut up Stick a pencil blindly on almost any of them and order the one spiked and you will have a good radishes. What the fuck is that? If the garden conditions are suitable for growing good radishes at all.

What is, stick a pencil in it and get a spike? What is happening? What drunken? You can eat it on a pencil, like and get a spike what is happening? You can eat on a pencil like it's a fucking popsicle. How about forks? Fuck forks. Okay crazy crazy that you're now anti fork Pro pencil Well, you're if if if forks are on the Go fuck you're losing the thread. Nobody said the forks and radishes were not aligned Food I don't think y'all should be in the studio I You are combative with each other in a way that nobody wants to eat

So the thing is is I am my son's on the baseball team there's like 60 70 Wow Did your son do baseball Dave? I didn't know in the baseball program. There's like 60, 70 kids. Wow. Did your son do baseball, Dave? I didn't know. In the baseball program. I'm going to shut it. How do we shut it? I'm going to shut her. And I am the gossip guy. You're like the Radish article.

You just started with no headline. I'm the gossip guy. So now I just got a text from a pro player on the team. And he's like, just call me. That was the text. Oh, that's going to be good. There's gossip in the comments. That's going to be good. Gossip comments. That's going just call me. That was the text. Oh, that's gonna be good. That's gonna be good. That's gonna be good.

There is nothing better. It's like when you like try to get seen, you're like, what happened? And the person just texts back, call me. You're like, let me kick up my feet. Oh yeah, it's all good. Love the gossip. This one is very blurry,

but I have to read it because of the headline. So it might be hard to read, but the headline is, Insane patients dance in glee as hospital burns. Ah! Ah! Ah! I mean, I am with them.

I mean, insane, so they're in the asylum. It's a mental, yeah, it's a mental asylum. Yeah, then I get it. Because they were probably being electrocuted from sign. It's a mental. Yeah, I get it cuz they were probably being Electrocuted from their head and yeah. Yeah having their teeth pulled out My god back then you're a bottom is for shirt would lobotomy have happened not yet. I don't think they're around yet somebody I was probably trying Chicago half a hundred insane men and women cheered and dancing that you used to just be it was like a clinical.

Yeah. By the way, a guy just got off for temporary insanity. Yeah. And now they're just very much like insanity is airborne. You can catch it. You can catch it. Cheered and danced in glee while a fire they. But they lighted. Yeah, it might be.

Yeah, I think it's a suspected of starting. Nice. Well, yeah, they probably did if they did. Yeah, fuck yeah. I would too. Yeah, they look like that. Destroyed their quarters at Sunnybrook Farm Sanitarium and scary name. That looks like attaches, but that can't be

attached. And something believes that next page, hopefully this page is not as blurry. The sanitarium is in ashes today. Dr. C. Payden, who conducts the sanitarium is in ashes today. Dr. C. Payden, who conducts the sanitarium, although that looks like contentarium. Also, have you ever been there? Yeah, I have actually. Willy Wonka, but for vaginas.

Damn it. It's great. You ruined it. It's great. You ruined it. No, it's attached. So the word is a TTA CHES attaches attaches attaches is a word and attaches believe no it's people that they're talking about the ashes believe is that is that is full attaches. It must be completely but is it attaches the correct word for what we're talking about? Absolutely. Is it? They already used a lighted to describe a man falling 70 feet on his head.

So, you know, they don't know all the words. OK, so the attaches believe that the fires that destroyed three buildings of the institution were set by the lunatics with the purpose of escaping. Fuck yeah. Yeah, it's great. And it's only a work, but they forgot the part of the escaping where you leave. I think you can't just be outside dancing. Yeah, but it was a fucker. It was so great. Right this way.

So great. Yeah. Fire was discovered in the main building. The inmates were taken to another building. And a few minutes later, fire broke out there. So someone had matches. Yeah, someone. Which one of you? That's it. Spread your butt cheeks. We know someone's behind them. Everyone spread the cheeks now. Oh, take into a third building. The patients had been there but a few minutes when it too burst in flames.

OK, someone is a guy to fix their protocol. You got to check the patients. Check the patient. This time I'm digging. OK, outside. All right. Look, someone's got strike anywhere is up their butthole. Nurses and guards were forced to abandon their efforts to put out the fires and give their attention to preventing the escape of the patients who manifested high glee at the imagine when the third fires going like all right so we're going to stay here because of the two Jesus. It's so good.

Good for them. Yeah, that's fun. That's it also really. I know. I know we never got it right. But to have places where people that wasn't jail is, you know. I mean, we're bringing it back in California. We're trying to are we? Yeah, they're they're like, that's gonna go bad.

We'll just put all the homeless people where they need to be because they're all mentally unstable. And like, they're not actually. Yeah, that's what I mean. They're not gonna, they're not. Anytime you're like, that could be good. You're like, it's not gonna be good.

It's not gonna be good. It's not gonna be good. Not gonna be good. Very soon, it's gonna be like, my door dash was delivered by a man who seemed quite disgruntled this afternoon. Is there something going on with him? Well, that's a homeless person that we're rehabilitating

in a facility where we torture. My wife wants a divorce, you know? Cuckoo, put her away. Okay, put her away. Then the best part is of course, rent is $9,000 for a two bedroom after the fires especially. Did y'all, I was like, I was like looking at the rent gouging and like adding stuff to the spreadsheet rent is $9,000 for a two bedroom after the fires, especially. Did y'all, I was like, I was like looking up the rent gouging

and like adding stuff to the spreadsheet that like first couple days, cause it felt good. It felt so good to do. And there was like one guy in particular in Silver Lake, and he literally had for the ugliest homes and he had jacked them up for like eight, from 8,000 a month to 12,000 a month.

Oh my God. And it was literally all like January 8th, January 9th, January 10th, was he put these places up. And he was like, and I called him and he goes, well, they're a furnished rent, they're furnished. So that's why I put up the price, because they're furnished. Oh.

And I said, sir, this is a black leather couch. Nobody wants to sit on your pornographic furniture. This is not something you should be charging extra for. Black leather? Broken in black leather? These people have been through enough. What did he say? He hung up. Wonder why?

It is a porno. I mean, it's a porno couch. It is. When the leather couch starts to kind of age and it's like, I'm wrinkled now. Jesus Christ, Granny. Yes. Can you imagine?

You've lost everything in a fire. And now you've got to live for $12,000 a month sitting on a wrinkled soft wearing a leather cracker. Cracker. With the little stitching that'll bite your leg once it starts going off. When it starts to break.

And crack. Now I bite. Yeah, I know people that lost their houses and they just can't find places to stay. No, I kind of for a while was thought to myself there is genuine Human decency in most people. Yeah, and capitalism is just destroying it and Then you start to go like well

The top of the pyramid right now are evil fuck people who want to make a lot of money off of land and hoes houses are money off of land and houses are And Jose, you can say that And Jose are inherently not as good as people who don't want to do that I agree There's no part of me that's like, I want to buy a house and charge people as much as possible Because I would feel bad doing that But if you have that compulsion to some extent, it's sort of like, you got to wonder, is that birthed out of you're just a greedy fuck? Or you've just been raised in this world where greed

is just an established thing as soon as you start your life. And then so you're just, you're trying to get, you're trying to run up the score in the video game because that's what everyone told you to fucking do. Yeah. Yeah. But no, because think about the three of us, right? Like we grew up in that same time, but none of us are like, I want to be a landlord. You know what I mean? I think there's like we're I wonder if we're outliers or. Well, I've honestly I've honestly thought about like I

we should turn our garage into an ADU and then I'll rent it out. I want to buy it cheaper. And then I'll rent it. Normal. Yeah. Rate. So you'll have a cheap place to live. Right. Right. Right. Right. I'd like to rent it. I'd like to buy it. Cheaper. I want to rent it. And then I'll rent it at a lower rate so that people will be able to have a cheap place to live. Right, right, right, right. I'd like to rent it. I'd like to rent this place.

No, not you. Normal, I'm not a bad person. I will say, I got a band called Chicken Fingers and we will be practicing in there. Oh man! Well look, if you take care of the radish garden out back, then you definitely can have a cheaper place. Dave's kicking it with a raven in his yard by the way. A raven is becoming my friend and now when I

when I walk outside he comes down on the lawn. Oh lord honey I hope this isn't going in a Poe direction. I want you to be careful. I really really need you to be careful. Look we're becoming buddies. Please let Dave Poe a house was a household in Santa Monica last week for $600,000 over the asking price Bama See that's why I like how amigo Chino does it? Uh-huh. Yep. Yep. That's the future Here's That's a few. That's a year. Life. Here's a

guy, Kim, or what they're called. The part where they have all the little ads in the paper. One and classified classified. Remember classified. That's how people found stuff. Yeah, I found some stuff classified. Well, how about this? We will remove your dead animals free of charge to you.

Call a phone. County 888 ring 21 or Harmony switchboard. Brazil Tankage Company. Next ad notice we will remove your dead animals free of charge to you. Call phone three nine four Stevenson and Armstrong. So it's it's two it's two places that apparently there's more dead animals this town. Right. Right.

Dead animal picker upers. Carcass removal rival carcass removal. Rival, carcass removal companies. They probably started. Okay, that could actually be a fun rom-com. Think about that. That's a movie. Yeah, two people, rival, carcass removal.

They reach for the same raccoon, their hands touch, it's electric. And then can we be in love? You know, is it Romeo and Juliet? You know what I mean? I was going to pitch Mont gonna pitch Montagues and Capulets I think it starts with the businesses the got the dads or the you know the the patriarchs who are running it and they charge $10 for animal removal but then they keep undercutting each other just to kind of fuel the antagonism and then one day when it becomes free they sort

of lose the lust for the job and that's's when they just go, why don't you go do it, Charlie? And this guy goes, Alice, you go get the raccoons. And that's when they go out and they sort of share a vermin handshake. That's what they call it in the building. But what about a guy who comes into town and goes, I don't even want this money, I just do it for free. This guy's going gonna ruin everything. It's also, there's something about the way too Dave,

like went to wipe his nose, as though this man is smelling his hands. Yeah. After he does it, like after he picks up a carcass, that's like what he enjoys. Aye, aye. Aye. Yeah, he's like, that's nice.

That's really nice. I don't wash this one, cause it's the one I pick up the dead ends with. I would recommend someone wash the raccoon because it's covered in me This is in my ears Come on it's a safe space! We're in the studio! One hand

smells like me and the other one smells like the animals. You guess which one! Come play Hand Sniff. I'm also offering that game free of charge. Oh my god. One hand is like fully necrotic.

Pitch black. Decaying. I got waiver and lefty. Four sisters are 281 years old. That's just to grab you. They're like, that's not a lot, Cume. Mr. and Mrs. D.H. Cutchell of 628 South Lambert Street entertained with a 12 o'clock dinner yesterday. 12 o'clock dinner? What? 12 o'clock dinner? That's what it's known as.

With vampires. Well, call it lunch, 12 o'clock dinner. I'm 281. And we can only eat in full darkness. Tom Cruise is playing the husband in honor of Miss Cutchles. By the way, Naomi, this is the first time I've ever been in the. He's just on Amazon.

You make it all this shit up. No, this is a paper. I'm following my revelation. This is a newspaper. Oh my God. Her three sisters, Miss William Hoke, Miss Furnace Merchant. I'm Furnace. My name's Furnace.

It's Furnace. It's spelled Furnace. F-U-R-N-S-E-N-A-C-E Furnace. Oh my God. Furnace Merchant is so funny. And my sister Kilm. And Miss AJ Kid, the combined ages of the four sisters. I'm AJ Kid.

Is 281 years old. OK, so isn't that like 54? Isn't that like 50 something each? I mean, it's like, I don't know, bad. 60 something each? You definitely don't know. 70 something? 70 something bad. 60 something each. You definitely don't know. 70 something 70 something is 70 something. Yeah, 70.

They're all 70. Yeah. All right. OK, so that old. It's not that old. But I saw someone was someone who was at the house. And I got damn it. I just think. Oh, God, ladies, stop your chatting.

I just did math. And altogether, you're turning anyone years old. And then someone's like, call the paper. I've got something to tell you ladies. You want to smell something that's old? I need the listeners to know that, no, I don't know quick math. And I don't know slow math either.

And I need you to just have some grace with me because I'm going to hear about it in the comments. I know I am. I'm going to hear about it in the comments. I know About it. Yeah, Naomi. Let me tell you a little something about who you're on the show with. Yeah me. Okay, you're fine Don't you worry about a fucking thing? Oh Benjamin Franklin was a president. I've done math on the show before 30 minus 10 that's six What's going on with you I was like like, I was high. I'm sorry. Don't worry.

You're good. Naomi's a writer and a comedian. She doesn't know shit about math. Yeah. Thank you. Absolutely. Leave her alone. This whole hashtag, Naomi is a math dummy.

Stop it. I'm sick of the movement, Wraith. People are going to be tweeting algebra problems at her. Try this one. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. Garret, don't you add no fuel to the fire because I will come up in here at your house.

You called me a fuckboy and that still follows me on your podcast couples therapy. He is a fuckboy. It's still following. Well, you know what I was going to say though? I know it's following you. I said, don't make me look you in the face and call you Benji Okay, don't do that because if I'm topping up it shows that that's got people really like that. Shut the fuck up

You know what? I am as a fuck dad You don't get that very much now, but it's it's the new thing Well, I remember we saw Bill Burr in the airport once he goes Jesus Christ Dave. You are really rocking dad in the airport once he goes Jesus Christ Dave you are really rocking dad balls that is quintessential fucking dad balls yeah well we all can't be millionaires and work out all the time yeah we'll be right back a woman mayor

80 wars on male vamps and hits wet What the fuck was that? Fridge magnet 80 year old lady mayor. I'm in. Yeah, what's off male vampires wars on? Wars on she's gone a war on male. Oh Okay, I don't know what a male vamp is, but we're going to find out. And hits wets. Wets are the people who drink. Wets.

Oh, hits wets. Wets? Oh wait, seriously? They would just call them wets? 1922, yeah, they were called that. Okay. Yeah, wets and dries. Okay.

Jesus, that would have been soaking. That would have been. Just because your dad was thinking relax. Right now is basically a sponge that to dip in your dad was the sponge the river alcohol. Yeah. This is Magnetic Springs, Ohio. Wow, what a name. Declaring the efforts of the government to enforce the 18th Amendment reminded her of a small boy trying to dry up Lake Erie with a one ounce sponge.

Miss Mary McFadden, 80, who recently became mayor of this little village, last fall for the benefit of a band of church members who visited her such pearls of wisdom as would do credit to the late King Solomon. Okay, so she gave a speech. Yeah, she gave a speech and they were like, it was good. She gave a speech, it was good. Yeah, they liked her speech.

It was good. Yeah, don't you calm down with the King Solomon. Exactly. Hyperbole. King Solomon. Yeah. Prohibition, this is her, prohibition leaders must remember that Rome wasn't built in a day

and they can't expect the few thousand agents now employed to enforce the law among all the millions of inhabitants of this country. The effect of the prohibition law will be most noticeable 20 years from now when children will not know the meaning of the term whiskey. Hey, dumb lady. Wrong.

That did not happen. And then, okay. Is this last? No, this is still going on. Replying to a question regarding her attitude on the present day girls. Gone wild. Something for bobbed hair. So it must be a style, right? Sure.

Yeah, 20s they all had bobbed hair, right? Right, Naomi? Sure. Sure. Yeah, I was there. I was there. Short skirts and rolled stockings. Okay, what's a rolled stocking? Like rolled down so that they're not all the way up. So I think they're kind of like around the knee, or like a little below the knee, which is obviously sexual, that's sexual in nature.

Because that's what you do when you get a lady, and you're gonna bang her, you roll that stocking. Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave. Roll it down. Dave, Dave. Miss McFadden said no real mother would appeal to the authorities or the press for assistance in rearing her own children. OK, OK, Greg. I think she's saying I think she's saying that no mom needs like help advice.

They want help. Yeah. However, this is her. They want to help. Yeah. However, however, I believe that some of the mothers whose skirts are just as short as their daughters should encourage the daughters to bob their hair as a mark of distinction between parent and child. Okay, she said y'all both hoes. She said y'all both hoes.

So one of y'all needs to be a hoe with short hair. I can't tell who she's shaming. It's like, this is when you, since you're not of the time, you're like, so you want little girls to have longer skirts? No! What? You want little girls to have shorter skirts and bobbed hair? No!

No, it's so clear! I think hyperbolic, you fools. Think about it. The mothers don't wear panties. Jesus Christ, no, this speech. It's good, go on. It rivals King Solomon, this speech. It's not King Solomon. Miss Mayor may I ask you about radishes?

No, sir. Oh my God. But wait, you guys, she's a lady mayor. Isn't that a big deal in 1922? That's probably part of why. She's an old lady. Old lady mayor. Isn't that a big deal in 1922? She's an old lady. She's a kooky old lady. Like the fact that you're even living to 80 years old in 1922, it's like amazing, right? Four sisters made the paper for seven.

Yeah. Exactly. So I'm like, she's 80 and she's a mayor. And she was like, it's very like, pull up your pants, son. You know what I mean? Like she's become this old person where everyone's like, everyone's untoward. You're all too, yeah.

Turn that down. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. It's very like pull up your pants son. You know I mean like she's become his offers where everyone's like everyone's untoward You're all to turn that down They're like everybody they're like should young women wear bobs. She's like The mom doesn't have one that's right on your head I can see where your bum cheek might be beginning. Yeah, yeah prostitute Mayor The above cheek might be beginning, you, you prostitute. Mayor, Miss Mayor, no! They're all fanny dancers. It's disgusting. Miss Bigfadden also outlined the principles

which will govern her as the chief executive of this village. One of the most famous health resorts of the central west. They are, one, war on all male vamps. That's it. I think it's time, yeah, go after the vampires. Why wouldn't you go to the vampires? The vampires, yeah, it's vampires.

I mean, that makes sense. It's 1922. Yeah, you go, yeah. Stop it. For number one. That is so, how long until the Republicans are like, we're just trying to stop the vampire. This bill gives a lot of good to the American people, but it also

defends us against the male vamps. To enforcement of the curfew law. Okay, that's helpful with the vampire one too. Yes, night. That's gonna work hand in hand exactly. If you're not out there, the vampires have nothing to snack on. Yep. Yep. Three good roads and more of them. Sure. General. That's general. That's infrastructure. Good roads. Build back sorta. Uh four harmony with council. So get along with with council.

So get along with the council. That's great. That's great. Five. Stop the leaks in prohibition. Right. So no more drinking. No more drinking. A lot of control. And she says men are only boys with beards. It's very much like the Bop short short skirt. Yep. Kick. Yeah. Yeah. It's all in there. Yeah. Yeah. It's all in like the bop short skirt kick. Yeah.

Yeah. It's all in there. Yeah. It's all in there. Yeah. She's very clear in her messaging. I've always found that they are very reasonable after they are fed. By the way, I was going to say I don't feel like she's that wrong.

I feel like the hanger is like, yeah, there's like she's that wrong. I feel like, you know what I mean? The hanger is like, yeah. There's no like mass shootings where the guy's like, I just had pasta. I was like, I'm fucking starving. Right, right, right. Just give him a sandwich, give him a sandwich, then ask for the divorce. You know what I mean?

Like do what you wanna do, yeah. I'm sure there'll be a long full full season of council as long as on mayor. Of course, I'll study their taste in foods. And if this is getting a little too in depth, some of them don't care for doughnuts will have apple pie or cake for them. That is absolutely fucking hysterical. OK, this is fun, actually, because this is now giving mayor grandma, right? She basically was like, my job will be, I'll be mayor

and in exchange, I will feed y'all foods and cakes and breads, you know? It's quite a journey because it started off with like, I'm gonna kill every vampire in this town and I was like, man will have pie, doughnut, okay. But everything else. There'll be a range of baked goods, a range of baked goods.

Then they're happy. They're just boys with beds after all. Yeah. One small one. OK, are we are we are we are. I think so. Yeah, we're an hour. Well, let's just do this one. It's really good. All right. Der says there's no headline or anything. It just der says the hens thought it was daylight and went to work.

The hens think they're living two days when they're actually living. But one and many of them lay twice a day. Oh, that was B. Sorry. That was the second part of the story. So we get results in a fooling bitty. Electricity is increasing the egg production. George Dyr had 120 hands during January of 1921. But I'd know electric electric lights in his henry. During the month, he gathered 1,154 eggs. Last December, he placed electric lights in the henry,

and during January of 1922, with the same number of hens, he collected 3,489 eggs. This is just kind of bad for this time to be showboating how many eggs this guy had. I turned on the lights in the middle of the long January nights So so he because he's tricking him he tricked him There's no yolk in this one the hands are rushing them

Eggs just empty This egg's just empty. The heads are like, God, what the fuck is happening? I gotta pick my eggs. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Again? Again? I just laid an egg. What the fuck?

And then they're freaking out. This song barely took a break. Blah, blah, blah, blah. One, I barely slept. Blah, blah, blah. All right. Well, what a ride. That was nice.

Thank you, as always, for joining us, Naomi. Thank you. The best. We appreciate it. This is the best. All right. Well, what a ride. Thank you as always for joining us, Naomi. Thank you. You're the best.

We appreciate it. This is the best. You guys, you keep me young. You keep me young. Did you enjoy your experience here? Are you tired of us yet? No, as long as you're not tired of me. No, we love you.

You guys are my faves. You're my faves. All right, good. All right. All right, well, you'll come. Do we want to do another one right now? All right, good, all right. All right, well, you'll come, you wanna do another one right now? Yeah. All right, and send pictures of you eating that hat. I think you are legally bound to do that.

Yeah, you'd have to eat the hat. That story was more than 50 words. All right, I'm gonna do an internet video, okay? I'm gonna do a video where I'm driving through a McDonald's eating a hat. Yes, yes! And then we'll just kind of see what happens. Yes, yes. We'll see what happens. All right, watch. McDonald's has really good

deep fried garage. Alright everybody, we'll cut that part out. Go enjoy St. Dennis and go listen to Couples Therapy. And go listen to the dollop. Hey, it's been quite a ride. We've been doing this fucker for a long time and we've learned a lot. And we continue to learn, but we only learn with your help. Help us?

Huh? Help? Yeah, exactly. All right, anyway, fuck off. Bye. Ha ha ha! Some of these days You'll miss me, honey

Some of these days Hey, dollop fans, I know you love the dollop, you love listening to the dollop. Do you want to watch the dollop? You're like, Gareth, what are you talking about? By the way, it's not Gary, it's Gareth. Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation and we are starting to animate some of our episodes. So if you want to go watch a five-part animation, which is actually like a 22-minute episode

or 30-minute episode, I can't remember, of the Rube. You can go to Lakeside Animation on YouTube and watch a really awesome animation of the Rube. It really genuinely kicks ass and we're very proud of it. And the more you share it, the more you give it to people, the more you follow Lakeside, all that stuff, the better chance we have of making a lot more of them. We're already making a second one, so go there and watch the Rube.