The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 126 - The Past Times with Katie Nolan

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and sports talking person and host of the podcast Casuals, Katie Nolan SOURCES TOUR DATES OFFICIAL MERCH   Factor - Code Dollop5Off

All right, everybody. Welcome to the Past Times podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week. The great Katie Nolan. Hi, Katie. Hi.

Why great? That felt like an over-send. Because you were great. You're very talented. Katie, you've done every podcast. Are you tired? Yeah, I'm because you're promoting Casuals, which is your new podcast, which everyone should go listen to and support. But I just as someone who does a lot of podcasts,

I'm like, you must be fucking tired. And you probably are like, I'm doing another podcast right now. Shut up. I don't mean that to sound offensive. I listen to you guys a lot. So this is an honor to be here. But yes, I'm doing too many podcasts because I just, Sirius keeps being like, we put you out to these five.

And I'm like, when does this stop? I thought it was like the launch, the rollout. And then it's every week. Are you going in studio and doing most of these or are you doing them? No, I try to schedule them so that I'm in the studio doing our podcast and then I stay there to do the, so that I don't have to be responsible for the hitting record or the lighting or any of that.

It's like taken care of because I'm actually incompetent. No, because you just said you built your fiance's podcast set, so you seem very competent. I built it wrong. One confident. I built it wrong. One shout. I built it incorrectly. Does he point that out? Does he like that shot? No, no, no, no, oh my God, no, he's the sweetest.

No, he was like, I think it gives it character. Yes. That's sweet, he's a sweetie pie. Well, everyone should- And then does he go into it? Does he go into another room and punch pillows? I've got to punch pillows! Oh, he hits me, but he's not.

Okay, okay. He's kind with his words, but not with his fists. We call hitting a woman here the other room, just so you know. Oh, sorry, sorry, I knew that. Yeah, if you're a listener, I can't think of one. Barry, I'm sorry. Ah, Katie, Catherine, don't do this.

So, all right, so everyone should go listen to Casuals wherever you get podcasts. Tell people what happens on Casuals. Listen, I don't want to scare people away with the word sports, but it is a sports podcast for people that think that they don't like sports or feel like sports talk doesn't talk to them. It's a palatable sports show. Yeah, it's like we do it one way. Sports, and I feel like they do that really well, but I want to do it a little different way. Because I have a lot of friends that I feel like

would be into this stuff if somebody helped them get into it, so that's the goal. Okay. I think it's great, and I have a packer tattoo, and I also find, it's not just for people who don't like sports, also can listen to casuals. It's for sports and comedy. Two things that should go better together and don't often go together that well.

Yeah, it's just for people who like... Like history and comedy. Sure, yeah. I also have a Packer tattoo, by the way. Interesting. It's very interesting. Am I it's around me No, just a big Gareth fan. Yeah You do know the name Kate Fuck alright listen Katie. Here's what we're gonna do. I know you like the dollop

I don't know if you like this show. That's okay. I hate it too. What you're going to do is you're going to guess what year this paper is from. Now, now listen, here's the good news. Dave, in the past couple years, has found ways to fight me through the show and you'll win. No matter what year you guess, you're going to win. I'm going gonna guess too and I might be closer. Doesn't matter, you're going to win. Now- That's weird. Dave, now-

That's weird. David, now if I were you, I would guess 1700 to 19, mid 1900s, that would be the zone I would go in. But we did do a 1600s one once with Adam Conover and he just kept going like, that's fake. So it kind of removed the stakes. He does ruin everything. He ruins everything. So he kind of removed the stakes. So I think that Dave has shied away from that. But again, I only can give you so much information. So you get to guess

first. And that's, you've just basically given me none. Any that you did give me, you then delete it. So I... Yeah, that's, you've just basically given me none. Any that you did give me, you then delete it. So I... Yeah, that's fair. Okay, let's go. I'm gonna go with 1892. It's a great guess. It's a great guess.

It's right in the zone. It's right in the pocket. Since you did 1890s, which I've been accused of doing a lot, I'll go 1912. You're wrong. Well, is she wrong too? No, it's 1887. She's like right on it. Oh, that's really close. I was close. You're wrong. Well, is she wrong too? No, it's 1887. She's like right on. That's really close.

I was legitimately. Yeah, that was a legitimate win. You know, is there anything you have to say? I'm fine with it. I love it when the guest wins because it's fair because it was a fair win. It wasn't one of your bullshit ones. I've gotten the right before and the guest has won what? Well, did you get it right when your vibe is all off like this? I don't want to do vibes We're not gonna have the vibe conversation again. Okay Katie's here Control hat it's just a quick question. Sorry. Yeah

I don't know if you've seen what's going on Lately with landing planes, but I'm doing that. So if during this I mute I'm just trying to land a couple guys planes but I'm doing that. So if during this I mute I'm just trying to land a couple guys. Bringing up a couple. That explains a lot of current events. We just lost one. Sean Duffy's over here he's on the couch watching Clueless. We're having a hell of a time. All right Dave's having gin. It is. Oh god I wish I was. I could do some morning drinking right now. If I didn't have to go to a baseball game at 345, I would maybe morning gin. Sports.

Yeah, my son is a baseball player. He has a game at 345. Well identified. What position is he playing? He's a catcher, third baseman, and the four hitter. Yeah, I mean, I was going to say strong kid. Yeah, we want him. We're raising him strong.

We want him to be strong. Yeah. Oh, boy. January 28, 1887. That's my birthday. So wait a minute. No wonder she got it right. Not that year, sorry.

Oh. People don't. OK. Oh, crap. I was going to say, there's a lot going on. Thanks for letting me know I did my makeup like shit today. I thought I looked good. Katie No. Katie No.

It's fine, I just look 100 years old. You did know it was her birthday? You're full of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why it was, Boston Globe, January. Oh, and that's, but that's where I'm from! I'm just gonna keep doing it. This is very, yeah.

I'm so uninvested. Have you heard of a stalker? I'm stalking through an old paper. I'm so bored with this one. Dave, I'm a lady that works in sports. Have I heard of a stalker is a very funny question. But please continue. Oh my God, I can only imagine.

Yeah, I didn't think of that combo before, but that's really terrible. What a nightmare. Indigent, oh, indignant, sorry, that's totally a different word. Indignant pastor, Whittmer, Wittemer? Oh, that's his name, Wittemer. He has one alleged defamer, pat under bail

and restraining others. Put under bail, sorry, it's hard to read this one. What's going on? What's going on here? It's hard to read. The letters are a little smudged, so it's difficult. Are you on a microfiche? Yes, yeah, a lot of.

Dave, put your jeweler's loop on, that normally helps you. So it's difficult. Are you on a microfiche? Yes, a lot of. Yeah, microfiche. Dave, put your jeweler's loop on. That normally helps you. I'm at the library looking for microfiche. Yeah, that's why you can't drink gin. Yeah, the library's, they're pricks about that. He has one alleged defamer put under bail and restrains others.

This is out of Philadelphia. Reverend Howard Woodamere, rector of the Protestant Episcopal Church of the Beloved Disciple. You know what, just fucking, you don't need to. What? The name of your church can be smaller. It's gotta be a sentence, I think.

I think that's God law. Yeah. It's just, it's a lot. Yeah. I don't need. I personally, I like to get in the weeds Let me know what version of this area. Yeah, you want to get really specific about to me religions like Adobe I want a new version every week Keep asking when did we learn what all those words mean by the way Episcopal? What was the other one Protestant? I think I'm proud of it Episcopal

Well, I know a Protestant is because the guys the guys, those are the ones who broke everything. And it was over what? Divorce? No, that's the other one. No, the English church. Okay, let's not start doing the country thing. We've all made some goofies. We've all made a couple goofies.

Anyone in Ireland right now is like what the fuck Yeah, we don't really know but yeah, basically the the English Church split off and started their own. Okay, basically So that's the Protestant and then a pisca Episcopal What's that? No idea? Okay same. Yeah, yeah, and and Anytime funny something comes up. I I don't care Yeah, and anytime something comes up, I don't care. Yeah, I was just going to say, we never ask follow-ups. We're like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I'll do less of that.

I just feel like everybody knows what that means, and I go, I don't know what that is. I think it's a fair point, because it is like, I've heard it a thousand times, and never have I been like, walk me through it. It's like the way that super hot girls in high school didn't want to know about hobbits. It's the same thing.

Dave, be very careful. They never wanted to hear about hobbit conversation. Dave, be very careful. Dave. I know, I know. It's like how chicks in high school are hot. Still. Go ahead, Dave.

I wasn't saying now. I said when I was in high school. Delia, baby. Oh, God. He is a God. Why? Is he still going? He didn't stop?

Well, in what way? He's unstoppable. Oh, I know he's still going in the cold girls' way, of course. I think it always, yes. Yeah, no, he's still doing standup, too. For some reason on this show, he comes up weekly at this point, so I don't know. I think it's because you're on the show every week. That's it.

That is what it is. That is what it is. That's exactly what it is. Ugh. Ugh. Chris, I don't know. Chris. That's probably it.

Sorry about that church you were saying. Something happened. If anybody doesn't know who Chris D'Alea is, just go to the crime reports. Dave. Okay, so the Church of the Beloved Disciples. So the rector, uh, Whittemere, asked Judge Biddle today that- Everything is getting worse.

I know, I was like, I was letting it slide, but now you're doing Biddle's. It sounds very much like the hobbit stuff I was talking about, doesn't it? Easy, Dave. Yeah, sure does. Biddle could be a hobbit. Yeah. Biddle's it sounds very much like the hobbit stuff. I was talking about doesn't it? Yeah sure does Biddle could be a hobbit. Yeah, it was actually went to hobbits fuck I don't know where is where is where hobbits live. I think mm-hmm. That's right. They live in the Whitmer. Yeah He asked the judge today that Jesse Barker an ex-warden of the church be held to bail for publishing a libel So he wants he wants her talking shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah to be held to bail for publishing a libel.

So he wants, he wants the- For talking shit? Yeah, he's- Yeah, yeah. You go to jail? Yeah. For talking shit. Well, they're the chosen disciples. Okay, fair point.

So. Fair point. Right. The Complaintant swears that Mr. Barker has published a letter of Reverend George Dean, Chancellor of All Saints Albany, which again- Of course, we all knew. Yeah, I know. Mr. Barker has published a letter of Reverend George Dean, Chancellor of All Saints Albany, which again. Of course, we all knew. Yeah, I know.

A man who needs no introduction. No. No. In which he says, under date August 6th, there is unfortunately not the slightest doubt that Reverend Howard Whitamir is an adulterer and a perjured man. Oh, shit. There it is.

There it is. Oh, shit. There it is. There it is. Oh, shit. There it is. Okay. So he's fuckin'. Yeah, so that's where it kinda comes from. He's sort of, yeah. And that was, he said, and you know, a lot of times now people will say allegedly

and think that covers them. That was the opposite of allegedly. He said there is no doubt at all ever on Earth. Not the slightest doubt. Not the slightest doubt. Well, we should say allegedly too. We don't want them to come after us. I understand it's an old story.

Yeah, the church can be quite litigious. Allegedly. I would never say anything bad about the church. Church is great, they've never done anything wrong. Nope. I'll tell you, they've billed a couple of kids though. Hey, hey, right in their rectors. Hey, right in their rectors. Why do so many church terms are right around

where you're like sounds like Biddle. Are you trying to say that Biddle is no church term? No, I don't believe Biddle to be a church term. Okay, slightest doubt that Reverend Howard Whitamir is an adulterer and a perjured man in the eye of God and the church's law, if not a bigamist by the law of the land. He is a shameless scoundrel and hypocrite who should be summarily driven from the church's ministry which he pollutes.

All right, so he's. Wow. There we go. With his chest. Yeah. He's not fucking around. Wow. Yeah, we need more of that. I like that. Yeah, he's not fucking around Wow Yeah, we need more of that. I like that. I'm missing this. This is nice. We tiptoe now. Yeah, it's a whistle. Yeah

Yeah, I like it. So that if he's right, I don't know if he's lying Yeah, I do like the religion like you have to get married like if you're fucking around you have to just get married to kind Of be like, yeah, I'm trying to limit my sins from this We got to get married now. So this guy is being, the complaint is that he published it, not that he wrote it. The other guy wrote it. So he's not going up. Another reverend said that or wrote it and then this guy just published it and that's who he wants in jail Yeah, that's who the adults are mr. Fucker. Mr. Fuck around. He wants to punish. Yeah. Yeah, okay It's it's an Assange in my opinion and then he did it judge Biddle placed the bail at 3,000 Fuck back then it's a lot of money. That's a lot of fucking conversion on that. I'll do it right now, Katie

$4,500 It's a lot of money. That's a lot of fucking money. What's the conversion on that? I'll do it right now, Katie. Thank you, thank you. In your head if you could. $4,500. It's today. Huh. Isn't that crazy? After the tariffs. It's not that. Okay, yeah.

Post tariffs. I know you're trying to bring in a wide net, Katie, but I am anti-tariff. No. The tariffs are bringing in money. Well, look, we like to relate it to a surgery. Right now, the patient's guts have been taken out and an orderly slipped on them and threw up in them.

But soon enough, hang in there. Soon enough, we got some good news coming. Dave's 100% doing a calculation. I am. Now I need to know. How even? If somebody asked me how do I do that? I wouldn't even know where to start

There's just a little thing. It's a hundred thousand dollars. Whoa For fucking printing some shit about this this guy's fucking everybody Yeah, that's crazy. Well, eventually we stopped doing that sort of yeah. Yeah Revin Whitamir also filed a bill in equity in which he complains that on October 11th he wrote to Josephine Widemir, his then wife. Then? A private and confidential letter

which he sent to Reverend Hobart Brown. What? With permission that Bishop Doan might, these guys, this is just- Jesus Christ, stop. This is like Real Housewives, I can't keep up. Honestly. Who's talking about who and who did what? It really is a lot.

This is the catiest little reverends, this is just crazy. Yeah, honestly, honestly. The real reverends of the Episcopal Church. This letter came into possession of Jesse Barker and John Hibbard who caused it to be printed in the rest it to be printed Hibbard He prayed the court to his strain Barker and Hibbard from further use in publication that were indication

So he wrote a letter saying he was fucking around he sent it to other reverends or whatever the bishop and now we know That the bishops usually are like yeah, do whatever you want, fuck whoever. But he's mad because someone else got a hold of it. So somebody published the group text. Yeah, yeah. Basically. It's a signal. Yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. A signal, and now he's mad.

It's not even a signal though, it's just a letter. It's just. It's crazy to think people used to write down what they did wrong to communicate it to other people. They couldn't like, I don't know, what year was this again? There was phones? 1887.

Well, the diaries too, like the diaries that people left behind were like, Jesus Christ, dude. Why'd you write that? Yeah. Like some of those Explorer diaries where he's like, well, I ate Ted, had no choice. Oh my God, I'm dying. This is the worst. I jerked off in the snow. I'm going to had no choice. Oh my God, I'm dying. This is the worst. I jerked off in the snow.

I'm gonna die out here. And then they like find them, and the guy's like, publish this. It gets pretty crazy. And then a year later he's doing it on Broadway. Yes, yes. Everyone always did a play. Everybody always did a play.

Yeah. Well that's the end of that story, whatever the fuck just happened there. That was that? That was the whole thing? I'm so play. Yeah. Well, that's the end of that story, whatever the fuck just happened there. That was that? That was the whole thing? I'm so glad. Huh. There were too many names, for sure.

It was bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I was there, no. But we're on birthday news. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what's going on on my day back then. Well, hang in there, hang in there. Just be, the lead story does not mean it's the biggest story.

Okay. Come on, Dave, show her. Come on. New York society sensation. Whoa! Okay. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

A dispatch from Paris announces the marriage on Tuesday of Marquis de Talleyrand. A dispatch from Paris announces the marriage on Tuesday of Marquis de Talleyrand-Perregor. Talleyrand-Perregor and Miss Adele Livingston-Stevens. Miss Adele Sampson was the daughter of Josiah Sampson, a Connecticut manufacturer. She married Frederick Stevens of an old New York family. About five years ago

Society was shocked to learn that miss Stevens had deserted her husband and got to Europe to join the marquee who was himself married Oh, yeah, this is very handle. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. There were letters Yeah, well there were letters. Oh, yeah his wife having been Miss Curtis of the old Boston family of that name. Also, he likes Americans. He's got an American fetish, right? Yeah.

Marquis, he likes Americans. The couple traveled openly together all over Europe. Wow, scandalous for that time. Openly, yeah. Openly, yeah. Two years ago, she returned and persuaded her husband to agree to a divorce and return to the Marquis, whose wife had also secured a divorce

Mrs. Mr. Stevens still resides in New York Wow all right, okay? It's kind of it's just straight up fence your husband to get divorced and you're like I'm fully Dating a French man in another country, and he's like I don't know I'm just not sure that it's not gonna work out for us I'm gonna need to see more evidence. We're not made for each other. Yeah, yeah. Here he is. I am fucking here. Well, I don't know.

I'm not sure still. How did she meet the marquee? That is a good question. She must have gone over there. When did they bump into each other? Yeah, well, every night from what I hear. Hey. Sorry.

Hey. The past times will be right back. Yeah, but it is interesting. I wonder how that did happen. They would come over on ships at this time and hang out in society in the other country. So the Marquis was probably, I mean, if he's got an American thing, he clearly likes American land. He's probably making trips over here. Now what's the marquee? We're talking about religious titles.

What is he? I don't know what the marquee is. You know, Dessod? Yep, Dessod. Right, so. If it wasn't for Dessod. That's it. I'm sure it's just like a,

it's probably like a lord, I would imagine. Or like a vassal. Is that how you say that? What are you doing? I don't know. What are you doing? What are you doing? We're not ready for this. I just read it as I said it that I've only ever read it. I've never heard anybody say it.

Yeah. Vassal. Yeah, you worry someone's listening. I'm a bittle. You idiot. Yeah. I've always said that. I've always said that.

About you, yeah. I'm a bittle. Okay, Gareth, you should have known because a marquee is a title of nobility ranking above an Earl, but below a Duke in European peerages, including the United Kingdom, where you have citizenship. Yeah. Above an Earl, but below a Duke. I feel like I've, that's, they skip it a lot.

It must not come up often. I'll tell you, when I was religious for a little while, I was above an Earl and below a Duke. Damn. That was the 80s. Oh. So I just want to break down what you said. That was part of your religion. That was part of your religion.

When you said when I was religious for a little bit. Dave, it's all, it's just a lot of pipe. Let's move on. Come on. Dissecting it isn't worth it. Candy's here. Dave, we have company. Dave, we have company. Double penetrated?

Dave! Not necessarily. Can't a guy be once penetrated and lay his junk upon another's? It's called roast beefing. Katie, I'm sorry. Thank you for coming over. Oh my God. All roast beefing. Katie, I'm sorry, thank you for coming over. Oh my God. All right, there we go.

I'm sorry. This is the, this is what. It's the way you're sitting closer. It's not good. Be careful for it too. I'm seeing myself close up, but I'm not into it. No, the pores, the pores. Oh yeah, you hate them, don't you?

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Is this a new story? New story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dr. C.D. Bradley, formerly a well-known- C.D., Dr. C.D. I'm a cocaine doctor. I'm a cocaine doctor.

I'm a cocaine doctor. I'm a cocaine doctor. I'm a cocaine doctor. I'm a cocaine doctor. I'm a cocaine doctor. I'm a cocaine doctor. Dr. C'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So is he the co, he's on cocaine or he's prescribing cocaine? Cause cocaine was a pretty- I think we're about to find out. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, wait, can we just,

what was the status of cocaine back at this time? Legal. It is. Legal and prescribed. And used for- Prescribed. Yeah, they would prescribe it to cure different illnesses and whatnot.

Sick, let's go back. I know, right? Let's go back. Knowledge is the problem. We need to know a lot less than you know. I've heard what's going on with your knee and it sounds really bad and I think you need to party. Yeah, I think so too.

Yeah, I think you need to party a little bit. One line, two lines, what do we prescribe? Seven, seven a day. Seven lines a day and I should start a company with my friends, you're saying? Yep, that's right. Great. Absolutely, you guys have come up with some great ideas.

The idea that, imagine prescribing, take two lines a day and be like, Doctor, I was unable to stop at two lines for some reason. Yeah. What you're gonna wanna do is give yourself a gummer. That's gonna help you a little bit. It must've been so amazing to just go into some doctor's offices and they just won't stop talking.

You're like, what? Yeah. Sorry. You'll have to excuse me. I'm a little sick myself, so I had to give myself a little bit of the prescription medication. Anyway, I got to go. I got a little appointments today. Dr. Bradley is a victim of the cocaine habit.

It is said that his practice two years ago was worth 10,000 a year. About 16 months ago, he began to experiment on himself with cocaine. I'm going to call it that next time I do blow. I'm just experimenting a little on myself with cocaine. I'm experimenting on myself with cocaine a little bit recently. Sorry if my energy's off, guys. I've been running some tests on myself with cocaine. Sorry if I'm hogging all the air in the conversation.

I'll be honest, I went to the bathroom a little while ago and experimented on myself with a lot of cocaine. Okay, from the start, he acquired a liking for the drug and it ruined him. No shit, he did it. That's what happened. That's the findings and it ruined him. Yeah. No shit, he did it. That's what happened. That's the findings of the experiment. Loved it.

I have yet to meet anyone who's like, blah, this is terrible. Yeah, nobody's like I tried it once. Mm-hmm. His wife is now lying ill at the county hospital suffering from the drug, which was administered to her for experiment by her husband. Okay, now that, now we're crossing the line.

No. Sweetie, sweetie, hey, baby, you gotta try this shit. You know what I mean? Okay. Honey, let's do it. Let's do it together. Okay. I'm sniffing off your tits. Medically! Okay.

Medically! Can you imagine being in a relationship where one person's not doing cocaine and it working? That's I think the problem they ran into. Yeah, eventually. You have to too. I can't stop. You need to get on my page.

Let's go. Let's experiment with you being on the same page as me. Yes, yes. I'll never forget, oh, because we did a lot of cocaine in high school. In high school, I went to a ball, my friends were doing cocaine and I couldn't, I don't remember why I couldn't, but I couldn't do something. I know why. You were in high school, I went to a ball, my friends are doing cocaine and I couldn't, I couldn't,

I don't remember why I couldn't, but I couldn't do something. You were in high school, I think. Oh, I started when I was 14. Imagine being like, I couldn't. I can't tonight. And I, well, for some reason I was at their house and my buddy Eddie just kept talking about how he wanted to open a bank that makes change. And I kept saying, how would you make money?

He's making money and he's by making it into change, change is money. It's a fee. No, but he just, someone brings a dollar and you give them four quarters. No, because think about like a Thomas Cook or something like that. They take a cut. There's a cut. You're not thinking about the cut Dr. Bradley is a graduate of the Harvard Medical School Wow prestigious, maybe it wasn't yet I think it was or was it the only one it was it was kind of always it might be the only medical school at that point Yeah, it's not a lot honestly I do like the experimenting on with cocaine is a way that, because that story told now

is that the lady did too much coke and went to the hospital. But now the story is that he experimented on me and put me in the hospital. It's like coke, but it's not your fault. Yeah. I think it's kind of nice. I think what you're saying, Katie, I completely agree with this is we've kind of lost the plot when it comes to onus and you know, blaming the men blaming as we're calling it is so wrong. It's so invoked. It's so wrong. Am I doing the thing again? Yeah, you are. Oh, you are. I've been experimenting on myself with Molly lately too, if I'm being honest.

My name's Eddie. I wish you, I need you to do Molly when you do the podcast. Buddy, let's talk off air. Cause I got a buddy. The next headline is wonderful. Okay. German and Chinese.

That's it, that's the headline. I'll do the German. Katie, you take the other impression. Three, two, one, go. That'll be doing. Your turn, Katie. Go ahead, just do the. Katie, I think she can't hear us, Dave, for some reason.

You guys hearing me? Yeah, we got you, Dave, for some reason. You guys hearing me? Yeah, we got you, Cable, loud and clear. I don't know what the problem is. Me, Sin, and his German wife, Alvina, were arrested yesterday on a charge of miscegenation. Is that what you said? Miscegenation? Miscegenation? Miscegenation? Someone's getting someone's getting mad at me right the next sentence clear it up

That's a great It's when you're doing the the the naughty with someone of another color, basically. Oh, wow. They had a name? It used to be a, Jesus. Yeah, it was a crime. It was a fucking.

What the fuck? This guy's in, the German guy's in trouble for having sex with a Chinese person? Is that what's happening? Yeah, no, yeah, it's a crime. Huh. Give us 18 months until we start floating this one out again. I know. Yeah, it's a crime. Give us 18 months until we start floating this one out again.

Yeah, seriously. Oh my God. He filed into Justice Kirsten's courtroom this morning and took seats. A moment later, they were brought before the justice to show cause why they should not be fined for disorderly contact. Well.

Are you guys popping the? By what, kissing? Yeah, I was gonna say, like what is your. Look, we love each other. This is so good. Look how good we are at it. This is the cause. You're different colors!

This judge is good. Yeah. Quote, I continued the case, said the justice, to give you an opportunity to find the marriage certificate Which you yesterday claimed you had. Oh, have you got it? So they're saying we can do this because we're married and the judge is like that will work I'm gonna need to prove it because I There better be a law that you people of different ethnicities can do stuff.

Wow. Cool. It's a good time. Yeah, that is cool. It's a good time. Yeah. But also in some places it was illegal to marry someone over a different race. Well that's what I was imagining would be also an issue, but for him he's like, that's

okay. Yeah. If you've been married. That's less disgusting to me. I believe that until like the 60s, I believe that was illegal in a lot of states, yeah. States? Yeah, a white person, a black person

could absolutely not marry for a very long time in a lot of states. Sometimes it feels like racially, we have a real checkered past. I don't know what you're talking about. I know, I, well. You know what, Gareth, I will encourage you not to look into it. I really don't think what you're talking about. I know. I, you know what, Gareth, I will encourage

you not to look into it. I really don't think it's helpful to learn about it or looking, look into it at all. Like live in the now. Yeah, you're right. Like my instinct is that we didn't, but you're right. The idea that I'm trying to put a finer part. Past is the past. Stop worrying about it, dude. Just chill. Yeah. Just chill and write it out. Thank you for having such a kind of cool, casual... What's your last name for the list, Gareth? Nolan. First name Katie. I've been going by Katie a lot. The document referred to was handed to his honor and found to be in regular form.

These people are legally married, and unless you have more evidence against them, I shall discharge them. There being no further evidence, the Chinaman and his wife were told to go. Oh my gosh. Ouch. Oh my god.

That was a non-story. I mean,. You know, that was a non-story. I mean, what a. It was a total non-story. They had to prove it, they proved it, and he was like, they're good. That story is basically these two allowed to fuck. Yeah. Yes.

They're allowed to, yeah. You may go back to fucking. Yes. Essentially, yeah. It's the double discharge, I'm sorry. Yes. Essentially, yeah. It's the double discharge, I'm sorry. A crowd of women again, ejected from the church.

Oh no. Okay. Well, hold on, this could be good. Let's see where this goes. Pop the fakes. The committee of parishioners of St. Stephen's Church held an informal meeting tonight and made arrangements for the distribution. Hey guys, let's not do the robes.

Whatever you wanna wear. So give over shorts and a tank top. Absolutely. Can I sit my, can my pubie backwards and I put my legs around it? Yes. Absolutely, Chuck. It's informal. There we go.

And main arrangements for the distribution of the books for the collections for the McGlinn Fund. Dr. Schradie stated that Dr. McGlinn was greatly improved, but that he would not make his statement public for several days. An exciting scene occurred at St. Stephen's Church tonight that might have culminated in a big row had it not been for the arrival of the police.

The basement of the church was locked all day, but the body of the church was left open. What the fuck, that's a really weird, what? The body of the church? The regular part? I don't think I need to know. Well then why is it a basement? Call it an asshole. Well they're talking about the upstairs. What? Yeah. I don't think I need to know. Well then why is it a basement? Call it an asshole.

Well they're talking about the upstairs. What? That doesn't even. The feet of the church were locked. Yeah, thank you. The body, the torso. The feet, sorry, you're right. I don't know why I'm like.

My ass was shot on the ground. I don't know, we're built different. How do you get rid of your worms? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, god damn it. I forget that you're a stump, Gareth. I completely forgot. Yeah, well, not only a stump, but yeah, I do the scoot and I make eye contact with Dave

when I do it. I'm like, crowd. I'm curing myself, father. Okay, so the body's open. The body's open. A large crowd assembled this evening, and about 930, 200 women succeeded in forcing their way into the basement where they surrounded

Dr. McGlynn's confessional. Let's go. What's about to go down? I'm into it. Tie him up. What is happening? I like that he went in the confessional like it was like a time booth.

He said, damn it, the women have figured out that this is just a regular box. I mean, what is going on? It's awesome though. It really is great to be surrounded by 200 fear. Now what has happened? Is there a- I'm so excited. I hope it's like a, I hope it's a seance.

I hope something's going down. This man's in trouble. We're not getting, we're not getting any answers. Oh, shit. We aren't? I hope it's like I hope it's a seance. I hope something's going down this We're not getting any answers. Oh We aren't doctor. Dr. Dolly went downstairs and asked them to leave He was driven out and called to the police who finally succeeded in clearing the women out the women hissed father Donnelly and made fun of the officers Good. Yeah, what in the fuck You called the cops because a bunch of girls showed up to your party? Well, when you put it like that.

I mean, yeah, that sounds not as good as the story. You're right, you have a very good point. There's too many women at my event. Right. It's horrifying. Hot ones. Oh my God, I'm gonna prescribe myself a little bit of the cocaine.

Bunch of too many hot girls in my basement, please clear them out. Like they're cockroaches. Handle it. Oh, he was a big, he was a big muckety muck. And that would mean, if that would mean something, it would be. Let's say, let's say the listeners who don't know what you're saying,

tell them specifically, so that Katie and I can just not worry about their experience the whole show. He was a very big Catholic priest and social reformer in New York. Big, big, big, big muckety muck. So idiots listening, are you happy? Thank you. We do that for you. Yeah.

Obviously we know. This whole thing is two experts explaining stuff to Peter. That's right. This whole ruse of the show. Jesus Christ. Two geniuses hanging out. Chewing the fat over stuff they know. I mean, just stop it.

What? Miss Kemper's plea. An immense throng was attracted to the law and equity court this morning to hear the arguments of Miss A.C. Kemper in the Anderson Will case. The case has been on trial for several weeks. Miss Kemper, who is one of the litigants, has been managing her own part of the case, springing rules of evidence and interrogating the witnesses. Ms. Kemper was seated in front of the jury

and she read her argument in a clear but tremulous voice. It's tremulous, anyone know what tremulous is? Ha, ha, ha, yeah, it's Catherine Hepburn. I was gonna say unwavering, but I feel like tremulous sounds like it's full of wavering. Yeah Yeah, so no, I don't know what that means Dave for the idiots listen That no, I'm in the pie tremulous. I can do tremulous. I can look that up. Yeah, this just cuz he's fucking shaking

I got it already shaking your quivering Yeah Just because these fucking idiots were in the middle of the show. I got it already. Shaking your quivering. Oh, it's Katharine Hepburn. In on Golden Pond. Yeah, yeah. On Golden Pond? In on Golden Pond. Oh, Talia. So she was seen for, she read in a tremendous voice, she then stated to the jury that she was no lawyer and no advocate for women's rights.

Okay, that's popular. I'm no feminist for women's rights. That's right. Okay, that's popular. I'm no feminist. She's one of those. You can pick me, but I guess when you're representing yourself, you are hoping they pick you, so I guess it does make sense in the context. It was probably the only way to sway the men in the jury.

Yeah. I'm not a woman or a lawyer. Listen, I hate ladies as much as you guys. All right. I'm listening. I would imagine the jury's all men, right, at this point? Yes, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah.

She was simply a plain woman managing her own case and appealing to a jury of sensible men for what she considered her dues. And it works, too. The guys are like, oh shit, she's not like other girls. She's great. She doesn't want to be doing this. She wants to be at home baking pies.

Look at these beautiful men. Well, all right. Let's hear her out. All right. I will not insult your intelligence by arguing any points of law, she said. That is the best. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

That is so, that is how you do it. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. That's the way you get into the male brain. I'm not gonna bore you geniuses with details and facts. Well, thank you. Ah, ah, ah. Good. She gets it.

This is a law in equity court, and I give my case into your hands, resting on the law of the evidence. Huh? Smaller words, lady. Tiny words, brain too big. The suit was to break the will of James Anderson, who had left Miss Kemper and her brother

out in the division of his property. Uh-oh. The jury decided against Miss Kemper. Uh-oh. Okay. The jury decided against Ms. Kemper. Uh-oh. It didn't work. All that, you fool. You said women suck. You cozied right up to power and what did it do?

It left you. At the end of the day, I still remember her to be woman. And that's not okay for me. Even though woman-wise,'s not okay for me. Even though woman wise, she not worst one. She okay terrible, but other guy man too, he win my brother. Your honor, I rest. You're not a lawyer. I'm tired.

Exhausted. That is just a beautiful story. Just a beautiful story. It sums it all up. It sure does. It's exactly how it goes. Yeah. Oh, sister, believe me, we've been through it.

And then she's going to come crying back to us going, oh, man, right? And you're going to go, well, hold on. Yeah. Well, now, hold on. Well, listen, I think, as a cis man on the show, all the genders have been through a lot. And it's really hard. Important to remember. You're right. It's been tough for Dave and I.

The whole thing. I feel like you're not giving us enough. Yeah, it does feel like you're being very womany about this whole. I'm throwing up a lot of thumbs up. I keep giving you guys a lot. Which we love, we love those. Multiple thumbs up. We love those.

Mm-hmm. And not enough. We love the thumbs. There you go, good. Okay. Those, yeah, all right. For those listening and not watching, Katie just gave the record.

Romeo is very despondent. This is out of Lewiston, Maine. Romeo Doucette, whose wife pretended to have committed suicide by drowning and then stole away from town, returned this evening from Manchester. What? Yes. You can't do that.

You're not allowed to do the circle back. You can. No, he circled back. She's the one who, she didn't circle back. Say it again. She pretended to kill herself. Yes. By drowning.

Romeo's wife pretended to have committed suicide by drowning and then stole away from town, returned this evening from Manchester. I think that is him returning, not her. He returned from Manchester. Then how do we know she faked it? Yeah, how do we know she's not dead? Good question.

He was not accompanied by his wife. Well, yeah, because she, like, dude, she didn't want to be with you so much, she pretended to drown in a lake. Or literally killed herself. I'm still waiting to see how we know she was joking. I agree. I think there is an element of him being like,

the whole thing was a big goof, but I'm letting her go. He just keeps going, no, no, it's a gone girl situation. You don't know what that is yet, but you got to take my word for it. This is a real gone girl situation. Trust me, this is funny, not sad. It's a funny gone girl. not sad. It's a funny gone girl. There's no I feel like she's definitely dead. And this guy's just pull it. He says she was at work in a hotel at New Boston but will give no

particulars of their meeting. He is very despondent and it is not likely that she will ever live with him again. You don't say because she's or anyone cause he's saying he met with her in a hotel and yes, and then they'd have no record of it happening. And he's like, no, she said she's not coming back. So that clears up that. Yep. That's exactly what happened. Hold on. She died. I think he killed her. He's sad. You guys. Yeah, that's true. He's sad. That's true.

Man's say and woman lie. Yeah, thank you, Katie. Thank you for getting it. I definitely think that he killed her and then he was like, she faked it. I talked to her today. We're very happy, but not getting back together. I saw her.

She's well. She's very well. Easy, Dave. Woodhaven snake story. End of story, you're saying. That was end of story on that. Okay, sure. What more do you want out of it?

You're a good question. You're right. Thank you. Yeah, I mean, we got total resolve on that story. The man said, what's going on? We're on to snakes. We've moved on to snakes. Woodhaven snake story.

This is out of Brooklyn, New York. T. Brett and Company's Chemical Works are situated in the village of Woodhaven. Celestial Burdoin, that's a terrible name, is the night watchman. Celestial. Celestial is the night watchman. That's amazing. Celestial, yeah.

That's a question. Celestial Bordeauxne. What else are you gonna do? What else are you gonna do? What else are you Bordeauxne at night, other than staring up at the stars? What are you Bordeauxne doing in the day? Bordeauxne is the night watchman and lives with his wife

and two daughters in an old dilapidated frame house on the premises. Hey, I invited you over for an interview. He lives with his family in a big old shit hole. His wife can't cook. His wife can't cook, his kids are ugly, and his house sucks. The younger of the two girls is a pretty

and healthy looking child named Christina. Easy, buddy, don't pull a Dave Anthony with the high school girls, whoever you wrote this. And has reached her 12th year. No! Easy, Christ, no! No! No, no.

What in the paper? This is in the Boston Globe? All he said was that she's pretty and healthy looking. He's got a hot listen, he's got a big house and a hot 12 year old. Perky new breasts. David. Fucking her. Isn't that crazy?

That's how you describe a young lass. Yeah, what else do you want him to talk about? Her precocious personality? What she was doing for fun. She's supposed to be seen, not heard. She's 12, gonna be pretty hot. Anyway, what was this article about? Anyway, dibs, but she's 12.

Probable dibs. So I'm at this guy's shithole house where his wife came cooking, he's got a hot daughter in the future probably. No shame. Miss Birdoin for many years has made up her own wine from elderberries that grow in the woods nearby. Sure, I mean yeah, that's what you do.

That's what you do. I would not drink that. Want some elderberry juice? Yes, get loaded, Gareth. I would do it, for sure. Makes your 12 year old look a lot hotter if I drink a little bit of that. You have to, excuse me, I find your 12 year old attractive. lot hotter if I drink a little bit of that. No! You have to, excuse me, I find you a 12 year old attractive.

I've been drinking forest elderberry. What's in this? And I was prescribed cocaine by my physician this morning. Does your daughter like cocaine yet? Every man hopped up on forest wine, coked out of his face. Kids are hot! Is that crazy?

Am I nuts? The work of gathering the berries fell upon Christina and when she returned home from one of these errands a little over a year ago, she complained of pains in the stomach. Is Christina the 12 year old? Sorry, I think I talked through that. Or is that the wife? That's the 12 year old, the hot, the little hottie.

Hot, little hot stuff. Little miss showing it off. Totally, totally. The more you say, the less I want to be here anymore. Hey, I like younger Barry. When you do it, it makes me scared. I agree. Katie, I agree.

It's very funny. It just makes me feel unsafe. When you say it, I'm like, OK. And when Dave says it, I'm like, are we gonna be able to do this show next week? It's fine. I'm just saying there's a precocious young lass in the forest.

David, David. Running around with her. Okay, so she came back, shouldn't feel good. Shouldn't feel good. Sounds like a prime candidate for experiments. None of us do when you talk, Dave. If we wanted to toss cocaine in a kid. The usual house remedies were applied,

but they failed to give. I would love to hear that, Wes. I hate to know what those are. What are those at this point? Where are we at? Put some beetles in your eyes. Yeah, honestly, yeah. Here, swallow this trout whole.

Now take the blood out of her. There we go, remove her blood. Just for a moment. And now we'll replace it with goldfish. But as they failed to give any relief, a physician was called in. Oh, so they did that without the physician. That was just a household.

Well, you try your home remedies first. Of course, that's why they're home. And then the doctor comes in and gives her Coke. Yeah. His medicines also failed, and other physicians were consulted with the same result. Awful. Acting upon the advice of a friend,

Ms. Bredoyne took the girl to a hospital. You needed a friend to advise that maybe the next step here would be hospital. Hear me out, you should go to a place where there's people who help sick people. Well, but let me ask you this, Dave. Back then, are you better to go to a doctor or to just give yourself the best chance

by just going through it? I think with something like this, I think you're okay going to a hospital because I think it's more when you get into the surgery thing that it gets. That surgery is right. I was gonna say, is this back when they thought bad smells made you sick?

Is this that time period or is this after that? On the edge. On the edge. Good. Yeah. Cool. You're telling me bad smells don't make you sick? I don't think, but COVID, I mean, what was that?

If not a smell, we got it in the air. So, I'm not mad. Here's the fucker for me. I love the smell of COVID. So I just, it's really damning for me. I don't want to get it, but honestly, sometimes I'm out and I'm like. Same about Coke, that's how I feel about Coke.

I just like the way it smells. Completely agree. That's how I feel about what comes out of the forest. Here we go. When we're picking berries. Dave, David. This was on Saturday last, and from then until Tuesday,

the girls suffering were intense. She occasionally remarked that she, oh sorry, I missed this part, a physician took charge of the case at the hospital, tried several experiments, and as last resort, or the girls. Jesus Christ! That's not what you want to hear.

We're going to try some stuff I've only dreamed of. On your hot 12 year old. Your 12 year old's so hot. Let me see if I can punch her up a little. Order the girl too fast for three consecutive days. So she should stop eating right now. That's what they're doing to us now on TikTok. That's true.

They're really pushing that. Hey, what if you just didn't eat for four days? That'd be really cute. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. TikTok's great for body stuff. Yeah. I definitely was floating out there to people I know that I might try to not eat for a week. And everyone was like, should you?

What are you doing? My algorithm's hurting my life. It's fine. No, I think it's really important to take a society that has a really terrible problem with young, teen ladies having body issues, and instead of fixing that, just making the boys have them also. Yes. Intermittent fasting.

Yeah, it's different. It's not anorexia. No, no, you just don't eat for most of the day. I'm in high ketosis. I am ketosis! I just become a god. I am ketosis. Oh God. On a cliff's edge. Poseidon. Joint ketosis. We shall own everything. All the elements. So I stopped following that guy. I am ketosis. This was on Saturday last and from then until Tuesday, the girl's sufferings were intense.

She occasionally remarked that she quote, felt something alive inside of her. Okay. Oh, ketosis. Okay. No, I can't. I don't know, I don't want, if we hadn't started where we started, I don't think I'd be where I am right now mentally. I can't. I don't know. I don't want, if we hadn't started where we started,

I don't think I'd be where I am right now mentally. I don't want to do it either, thank you. But I don't like it. We're not going to do it. What do you mean that you can't do it? It's going to a good place. Which she claimed rose in her throat in intervals. All right, I gotta, I'm actually going to take a 20.

In intervals. You guys finish. Intervals. Like in and out and in and out of her throat. You're saying? Something alive? Go up and down. Come out for a little light and air and then go back in. I literally had to look up to see if he was reading.

I was like, please, he's not reading. I was like, is he fucking reading? It's crazy that the best case scenario here is that you're about to reveal they put like a bug in her or something. The best case scenario is, oh, that's right. Wasn't this all about? It's got to be a snake. But doesn't have Katie, please. I'm trying. I know. Okay. Here's what's going to happen. We're going to delete the episode because we can't do it. We can't do this. Quit sipping gin, weirdo. Why do you guys hate doctors and medicine? It's just a traditional medical story. Please finish this one.

Or end it. Thank you. I'm sorry. I have to go to the rectory after this. It doesn't matter! No. Tuesday came at last and the girl and her mother visited the hospital. To the physician, the girl gave a description of her sufferings and the doctor forthwith

began his work. The girl was compelled to open her mouth as wide as possible. Hurry. That's not that big, you can open it half wide. Get it open more. It's half wide, it's fine. Treat it like a straw, then maybe you'll find it. I'm sorry.

While the physician continually slapped her on the back. What the fuck? I think that's now they're trying to get her to cough. Yeah. Yeah. This was repeated several times until the doctor hurriedly seized a pair of pincers, placed them in the girl's mouth

and drew from her throat a snake fully eight inches long. What the fuck? So average. What? Oh my God, no, the worst part. Look, the good news. That's a, and it was in her, it's dead, right? It's gotta be dead.

It's been in there for a week. No, because it's not. It's in your stomach acid. No, because it's not a snake. It's a parasite. What is she, David Blaine? Oh, it's a parasite. I thought you said it was a snake. Oh, like a tapeworm.

They're calling it a snake, but yeah, it's like a tapeworm-y type, yeah. They're idiots. I actually love eating snake, may I? For some reason, I've got it too, yeah. I'm not feeling so good all of a sudden. Pulled it out, took it right, put it right back in. Don't mind if I do. These are quite a delicacy of where I'm from. I think that of a sudden. Pulled it out, took it right, put it right back in. Mm, don't mind if I do.

These are quite a delicacy of where I'm from. I think that's how you get some parasites out, is like you put like milk or something in front of you. Yeah. No, there's like, truly you dangle like something in front of it and then the tapeworm's like, what's that going on out there? I could taste a little bit of that.

Momma, momma, momma, momma. The dessert's out? Oh, okay. And then it comes out of you and you're like, that ain't quite a lot. Oh no. How do you get, how does the tapeworm happen in the first place though? Elderberries.

Yeah. You can't be picking elderberries in your back forest. Don't go. Don't do it. The cool thing is with RFK, we're going to learn how tapeworms happen again. I believe he is a tapeworm.

We're about to know. It's not there's one in his brain. I don't know if they still do. I should tell everybody right now I'm actually a parasitic worm. Oh, fuck. At the site, the girl fainted away and it was a long time before she could be restored

to consciousness. Yeah, no shit. She was taken home and was seen by a reporter this afternoon. Cried bitterly when the subject of her trouble was approached. Yeah, she's 12. She doesn't want everyone to know she had a fucking snake inside of her. We booked an interview with this broad,

but when I tried to bring up the only thing I wanted to ask, she cried like a bitch? Fucking little baby. What's this hot 12 year old? Oh my god. Sexy 12 year olds really hold on to trauma. They just pulled a worm out of this girl's throat and she's like doesn't wanna talk to me about it.

Oh my god. Good luck to whatever man marries her next year. Yeah right. Which is gonna be me. You better not have been ruined by a snake already. I mean, I don't know if we could top that, Dave. You have one more or are we done? I mean, that's...

Well, we're not done with this one. She said the doctor's theory is that a very small snake must have been on a branch of a bush and that in eating the berries, as I did, I must have swallowed the reptile and it has been growing ever since. Damn, she was eating while she was picking. You're not supposed to do that. What? No.

Why? That's how a snake can jump through your throat without you knowing. It was in an old rhyme that they taught us. Maybe it wasn't around yet, but. Absolutely. Don't eat the berries. No, it goes scared. Yeah.

Otherwise the snake will bury inside your tummy and you won't know. That's why in the forest you shouldn't go. If you're doing it right, then you'll feel okay. Don't let the snake bury away inside your esophagus and your tiny guts. Boy, these girls look like they're hot. Anyway, we got to go and we can't. We're unable to, we are,

that one was fucking horrible. Yeah. That was a horrible story. So what better way to end a show of nightmares? Yeah, that feels like it. Gareth has to go. Gareth has other stuff to do. Well, actually, the sheriff's here. I don't know what his deal is.

The taser's out, and they seem pretty upset. I'm not sure what's happening. I'm almost done asking. Katie, thank you for joining us. People should go listen to Casuals. Yeah, Dave. Okay, as a sports lady, and when this comes out, people are in it, but the next three episodes of The Dollop are Pete Rose.

Oh my God. Like you get into it into all of it? Speaking of 12 year olds. Yeah, I mean, yeah, turns out good. That's exciting. That's good, exciting stuff. The spoiler alert, the good news, he's dead. So yeah, he is dead.

Actually, wait, is that? Oh, you recorded it already is what you're saying I was gonna say yeah isn't supposed to know I thought this is really ruining the TV magic we recorded that you recorded it already thank you for doing it Katie will you send Burns your audio yeah I will how do I do oh yeah I think you get did he did you send me a link I think he should have let me look Can I look or do I need to run away and hide? No, I don't have a link yet. Okay, I'll text him to send you

one. Okay, cool. I love this echo. It rules. Okay, bye. This was fun. Thank you so much, Katie. Yeah, thank you'll miss me, honey. Some of these days. Hey, Dollop fans. I know you love the Dollop. You love listening to the Dollop. Do you want to watch the Dollop? You're like, Gareth, what are you talking about? By the way, it's not Gary, it's Gareth. Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation and we are starting to animate some of our episodes. So if you want to go watch a five-part animation, which is actually like a 22-minute episode or 30-minute episode, I can't remember, of the Rube, you can go to Lakeside Animation

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