The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 127 - The Past Times with Miles Gray

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and sports talking person and host of the podcast The Daily Zeitgeist and 420 Day Fiancé SOURCES TOUR DATES OFFICIAL MERCH

All right, everybody. Welcome to the Past Times podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds and I've never seen it before and neither is our guest this week, the great Miles Gray. Hello, Miles. Thank you for joining us.

Hello. Thank you so much for having me. So, like I said before, I said I'm looking forward to it. You said I shouldn't be. But I am. I am. I just, I love old newspapers. I love old news. I'll tell you, I don't know if you know this, that's what this show is. Yeah.

Okay, that's what I fucking thought. Yeah, okay. I thought it was like a Fast Times at Ridgemont High re-watch podcast. Those are my favorite. Where you're just kinda every. Those are my favorite ones where you're like, hey yeah, it was pretty good. Yeah dude, yeah, I agree.

Spicoli dude, classic dude, classic. Yeah, it was weird for sure. I don't think that age is great either. Ah! Well Miles, you're fucking hysterical. You have a couple of shows. Well, Miles, you're fucking hysterical. You have a couple of shows, The Daily Zeitgeist, which I've been on a couple times, which is great.

Dave, have you ever done it? Yeah, both of you. Yeah. You were together last time. And then your other show is called? 420 Day Fiance. And what exactly happens there? That's for people who like 90 day fiance, but are also

They're high what is that kind of the thing? It's a circle. It's actually just a sir. It's one circle. It's not a Venn diagram I mean, it's fascinating because it's clear that someone high came up with that idea. Oh, yeah Oh Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, dude, Dave, the way I saw I'd like a fucking flashback sequence. I'm like, this is where my life's going to change because I just thought of this shit, dude. 420 day fiance, dude, for an audience of a thousand. I love them, though. I love them. We love each other.

I love them though. I love them. We love each other. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck it. Well, Miles, we're gonna guess what year this paper could be from. Yeah. You'll guess, you'll be right.

I'll guess. I might be closer, I'll still be wrong. Dave has issues with his father. He thinks I killed his father. I didn't kill his father. I actually loved his father. He killed him. Loved him to death. You've said it. No, I didn't. You've said you killed my father. You thinks I killed his father. I didn't kill his father, I actually loved his father. He killed him. Loved him to death.

You've said it. No I didn't. You've said you killed my father. You've said it out loud. I've talked about how he looked at his last moments. Okay. That's totally different. Gareth, that is a confession.

It's not a confession, it's totally different. And by the way, you've straight up said, I killed your father. Oh, one to two times. All right, so. Today. This paper could be from, it could be from the 1600s, it won't be.

Oh, fuck. I would say favor 1800, 1900s, but you can guess and there's no prize, but. I mean, every time it's like old timey shit, I just love the shit that was news back then But yeah, I know but part of me is also hoping for something. I don't know maybe a little ma let's just go for a fucking 1963 Alright I'm gonna I'm gonna fight you and I'm gonna go

I'm gonna go far back. I'm gonna 1871 Gareth is wrong. What year is that asshole? It's 1955. Holy shit. Oh my God. Okay. Dave's dead, I did it kinda.

Wow, that's crazy. What? No, I'm saying that's crazy. That's a turn of phrase. No, you said something before that. You said a whole sentence. It was very indictable. I'm saying Miles earned that fully.

Right. And then after that you said Dave's... Dave's, yeah, Dave, by the hand of me, Dave's father's gone. Go ahead. I can't. I just can't with you. I can't. That old 50s saying, huh?

I just can't. Yeah, I'm talking in the vernacular of the 50s. Yeah, you got a pack of marbles rolled up in your sleeve. Dave's dad sure got strangled by a co-host. Hahahaha This guy's our regular Gareth strangling Dave's dad over here. Hahahaha He's an old open eyes.

Go ahead Dave. It is November 5th, 1955, The Valley Times, North Hollywood, California. Oh, fuck yeah, baby. Now nearing election day, right? I was trying. Well, when is election? Gareth, when is election day every year?

Every year, November 7th. It's not a fixed date. It's not a fixed date. It's not a fixed it's not a date in November. Then why come you force me to say it? Your dad gone. It's the first voting day of November. Close. Excellent. It's the first of the month. Tuesday. Of every. And why do we? It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends. It depends.. Tuesday. Of every. And why do we, why do we, why do we have it as the first Tuesday every? Because that's when our cycles sink. Yes, that's correct. Our menstrual cycles all sink. You figured it out. Hey, why, why do they call it menstrual? Should be called woman's menstrual. Go ahead it out. Hey, why do they call it menstrual? Should be called womanstral. Go ahead, Dave. Thank you. It's because that on a Tuesday, everyone's at work

and the workers can't vote as easy as the rich people. That's why it's on a Tuesday. Here we go, see, Miles, it'll become a political show at any rate. That's fine, that's fine. Oh, this guy, Miles a super right wing now. Yeah. After after the past, the past six months. Yeah, dude. I'm chasing the money, man. You know, let's be real here. They are love. You know how many excuses I give them? Being biracial. Oh man. My God. Their fucking dream.

Contrary to the Japanese and the blacks. Oh man, they're like, this guy's awesome. They're like, oh my God, fucking, we thought we lucked out with Candice. Where's my black Japanese? There he is. There he is. There he is.

Wear no Amaga Kimono and shit. Ha ha ha ha. Amaga Kimono and shit? A Amaga Kimono has to happen. It's a Amaga Kimono with a black power fist on it, right? Exactly, yeah. Right. Yeah, exactly. Amaga Kimono. With a Amaga Afro pic too.

That's what it is. This guy, fuck, he's killing it. I want to wear that. And I could. If I just went there, they'd be like, that's killing it. I wanna wear that. And I could, if I just went there, they'd be like, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, they're like, oh, are you the Blazian Maga guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah! Love that, love that. Sure. You know, you could've done the black face. He said it's okay if we do. I sweated it off. Oh, right, right, right. It's so hot in here.

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Hold former Marine in judo flip death. Okay, so Marine committed a judo flip death. As, yes, this is a great headline. This is what all Hollywood headlines should be. Right, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this like a Con Air type thing? Yeah.

I will find out, yeah. Bit Rogany. The son of a heroic Chicago policeman was jailed today on suspicion of murdering a 43-year-old Topanga Canyon aircraft worker when he flipped the man through the air with a judo hold. What? That's not illegal.

I think so. If you know judo, you can just flip people wherever you are. I'm pretty sure you're allowed to do that. I was doing that in sixth grade. Yeah. Yeah. Right. I think it's okay.

Yeah. Just flipped him in the, wait, that sentence is actually so racist because it doesn't even understand judo when it's like, flip them in the air with a judo hold. It's like, if you're holding someone, they're not flying in the air. You're fucking holding them. They're like, you know, one of them judo holds.

You flip them. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I don't know. James Baker, 33, who lives with his wife and son in Wildwood Camp off the Pacific Coast Highway. Yeah.

I got my kayaking merit bracelet. Oh, Wildwood Camp? Yeah. Wildwood Camp. It's a resort area four miles off the Pacific Coast Highway in Topanga Canyon. Was held at county jail. He's one of those resort judo guys. He's a resort area four miles off the Pacific Coast Highway in Topanga Canyon It was held at the county jail. He's one of those resort judo guys.

He's a fucking hippie. He's a Topanga Canyon hippie. Judo hippie? Judo hippie. Judo hippies were a thing. Oh, so he's, okay, so the judo hippie is the son of a cop. Yes. And he's the flipper who did the murder. He's the whole flipper. Or manslaughter. I mean, why is he is he on trial? Yeah, I flip it a guy in the air with a judo hold

That's what I was saying. I think it's all I've heard All I've heard so far is a guy did nothing wrong and he's in jail. That's what I've heard Yeah, yeah, did the guy tell did the guy die just sound like he flipped a guy in the air I think I killed him. Ah The guy probably had a soft head or something. Exactly. It's got to suck when you pull off a judo move properly and then you've just ended a life. Right, right.

Ah, this guy's just weak. Yeah, that reminds me of when fourth grade, I remember juggling a soccer ball and then kicking it so hard and it fucking hit a teacher's windshield in the parking lot. And I got in so much trouble. It was like, I think it caused a small crack in it and everyone was like, oh fuck,

I went from hero to zero so quick. So that's my judo hold. That is a shocking velocity to be able to crack at all a windshield with a kick. It was a half cracked open cabriolet window. So it was. Oh, there's a crack. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So it had a little bit of gif, you know what I mean?

It gets faultier, yeah. Yeah, and part of me was like, is that even a car? What are we doing? So an autopsy is scheduled on Edward Bollinger of 42 for Topanga Canyon Road who was found sprawled with a broken neck in the road. Oh. Jesus. Well. The road flipped him.

Yeah. That's not. They are a former Marine Judo instructor. Well, there you go. He's not just a Judo guy, he's an instructor. Why would you fuck with a Judo instructor? You don't know that. Exactly, at a resort.

Yeah. Yes, you do. You can, because of the Google glasses you a resort. Yeah. Yes, you do. You can, because of the Google glasses you have on above them, it says judo instructor. Dave, come on. I think so. Now you're being racist. They were teaching judo to them.

Wow. I mean, I guess that makes sense. They're like, look, bro. Yeah. 55, yeah. We took a lot from the Japanese. Man, we brought this new thing back too called judo. They definitely were like, we invented something called judo.

We did this. man, we brought this new thing back to called Judo. They definitely were like, we invented something called Judo. Right. We did this. It's an old Celtic hand-to-hand combat thing. In exchange, yeah, MacArthur gave them beef. And now, ironically, it's better than ours, this wagyu crap. Baker, a former Marine Cheeto instructor and son of James Henry Baker,

a Chicago police officer slain in a 1922 battle with two of gangster Roger Tahuys thugs said Bollinger attacked him with a six inch hunting knife during a quarrel over the man's mongrel dog, Candy. Wow, is that a bone? Or the dog's name is Candy. That's the dog's name, but a bone would also be great. Wow.

There's a lot there. A lot. Geno Instructor has a cop dad who was killed in a gangster shootout. Man with mongrel dog named Candy, which is quite an offset. And a Bowie knife. And a Bowie knife, which you need.

If your dog's named Candy, you should be walking around with a knife. Yeah, especially if that dog is a mongrel. Yeah, if it's a mongrel. Do we not say, how come we don't, we don't say mongrel anymore? Is that like a problematic thing? Is it a bad term? Yeah. I think it just means- Hey Jamie, Jamie, can you do it? We don't say mongrel anymore. Is that like a problematic? Yeah

Hey, Jamie, Jamie, can you pull it up? Hey, Jamie, can I say? I say mongrel the R word again Now we just use mutt because I think mom sounds like aggressive, you know, I yeah honestly I feel like we're I like aggressive, you know? Like it sounds. Honestly, I feel like we're, I feel like everything like this, whatever, I'm like, it's racist, isn't it?

Yeah, it's like, mmm. It is racist, isn't it? It's gonna be like, that's a Jamaican. I'll be like, oh, God. Oh, man. Damn it. Damn. Every time, why do I only think up with the Jamaican ones?

I don't know why. I'm so Jamaican racist. What is it with me? Ever since I saw Cool Runnings. I bet they used I bet they used Mutt to describe it in a nice way in Mongrel to make it sound bad. That's an embedding. But what is is it?

It's the same thing. It just means mixed cross-bred or mixed breed dog. But also we did use it with people too, so that's probably why it's gone away. That's gotta be it. I knew it was gonna be something. Yeah, because even the Wikipedia does not really give me a good answer here. Anyway, so. Wikipedia loves its race stuff.

Damn you mongrel candy dog. Damn you. Anyway, so damn you mongrel candy dog. Yeah, damn you Yeah Well, so do you think that his dad actually got killed in a shootout or he just owed the mob money and they just killed him I hope that's like he died valiantly like in a shootout. He's like he was a degenerate gambler He my father my father saved 30 people. My dad was in 9-eleven. Oh, wow He was in 9-eleven and he stopped like three pounds of fentanyl from getting on there.

It was actually a third plane and my dad swatted it off. Hey, Garrett. It was made of fentanyl. There was a third plane. There were actually four planes. Yeah. So. There was actually a, did you know about the sixth?

Oh. Where was that one going? There was also a hot air balloon. Have you guys heard about this one? I have not. Oh yeah, there was a hot air balloon. Yeah, Santa Fe, New Mexico, 9-11, 2001. The whole New York wing of this story really blew out the hot air balloon in New Mexico. You guys, it's a classic misdirection.

You saw Die Hard with a Vengeance? I mean, imagine the guy in Albuquerque is just like give me the hot air balloon No, wait, I think we're okay I don't think we should be so worried. How fast can I land this thing? It's just lost Fuck so power lines just gets really scared because the wind blows them too far Because the wind blows him too far. Oh, what did I do? You idiot, you knew this wasn't going to go right.

Somebody's going through a manual. This does not apply at all. This plan is crazy. Why did I say I'll do the balloon? Way too avant-garde with this one. Sargent Wilkie and Everly said evidence tended to support Baker's story. Bollendrew, who worked at Hughes Aircraft Company, was released Thursday from county jail where he served time for driving an automobile with a revoked license. Okay, so the guy he killed had just gotten out of jail. So I know, but they're gonna tend to paint that guy

as the bad guy no matter what happens. Well, he just got out of jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He got out of jail. He deserves to die. Baker took care of the animal while Bollinger was in jail and he returned the dog to Bollinger Thursday. Okay, so they're like, they know each other.

I think I'm gonna kill my cat sitter. Thank you. I mean, am I crazy? It feels like there's a problem. Oh, how was my trip to Cabo, you motherfucker? How fucking dare you? You ever heard of a noogie? The former Marine Sergeant who served with the first Marine raiders said Bollinger, so they're really painting the guy who killed them as high as everything about him.

He gives candy to the Boy Scouts. Right, right. Said Bollinger drove up to his house next door last night and called Baker to help him push his car from the driveway after it was stuck. Well, that's annoying. Okay. Yeah. When Baker asked to help, he said Bollinger began

to berate him about letting the dog run loose while Baker was taking care of the animal. Hmm, this is a very strange relationship. Yeah. It's just neighbors, right? You're crazy, it's your crazy neighbor and you're like, all right, I'll take care of the dog. Are they?

They're in jail. Just neighbors. We've all been there, yeah. I don't know. I don't know, are they? Is there more to this article? I'm very curious. Dave's like the click more.

The human click more. Jamie, can you pull that up and see if there are neighbors? Continue reading. Uh, then he pulled the knife and came at me, Baker said. I grabbed him and applied the jute a hold and he didn't get up.

Sorry. Hold done proper. Wait, did he fly in the air or did he hold him? Yeah, this is now... You're obsessed with the air part, dude. I gotta know, did he flip? I'm thinking of like a wild ass, like he swept his legs, right? And then he landed on his fucking head and broke his neck.

Right. But now he's just like, hell, I don't know, I held him and then the neck broke. I strangled him. What is he now? He was like, it was a murder. I guess it was just a murder. If I be honest, I don't know Judo. What did you do?

I kind of just broke, just snapped his neck. What's Judo? I kind of held his neck and then it broke. Yeah, so hard. I just wrung it. Now he's dead. Yeah. This was all to get the dog back. He fell in love.

Yeah. Okay, investigators from the Malibu Sheriff's Station said. Here we go. Okay, sorry, I told the traditional one. There's a letter missing. Found the knife under some leaves leaves two feet from the body. Why would you lose? This is that he killed.

He killed him. He planted the knife. Why is he burying the knife? Oh, here's the problem. The knife went under this pile of leaves. But wouldn't you put like the knife in his hand? It's a drop knife. The cops were like, oh, we got this. We'll take care of this. Yeah, the cops are helping him.

Yes. They're like, hey, you broke Bollinger's neck, didn't you? Yeah, fellas, I did. The cops, he's like, he's a Marine. He's a decorated Marine. His dad was a cop. Dad was a hero cop. 100%.

He fucking killed the guy. I'm sorry, am I the only one who still has faith in the justice system? This guy accidentally died and threw his knife under a pile of leaves. That's how it works. That's how fucking good this judo was. The knife went into a tree, basically. Blew my damn knife under a bunch of leaves. That's how good that judo hold was.

Knife under leaves is the laziest drop shit. Also yeah like don't describe that it's making it more suspicious. You guys had it found it two feet from the body under some leaves? Under leaves? Is that to explain why they didn't see it at first and then later justified oh yeah it was there chief I was under some leaves hey Sarge there's a knife under these leaves no yeah yeah this whole thing's normal now wow thank God all right well I also was about to find a gun over here but I guess I don't need to anymore no the knife says oh judo on it. This is crazy. Yeah, this thing's definitely been judo'd up, Chief. Yeah, sorry.

We don't need to do any more investigating. This is a classic judo mishap. Held him in the air till his neck broke. You know, he levitated him until his neck snapped in half, and then the knife went under this pile of leaves. Classic. Classic Tojo crap.

You've heard it a million times. Oh, this is good. Bollinger's glasses caught on a branch of a tree when he was flipped. What the fuck? Stop. Wait, what? It sounds like they're just planting shit all around. Oh, stop.

Through the glasses on a branch? Yeah, the glasses got caught up in the tree and the knife went under the leaves. Hey, Sarge! There's a confession under this fruit! A side confession from the guy who got killed! Oh my god. He held him so hard the knife went under the leaves, his glasses went in the tree. His clothes are on the fence post, sir.

Wow, Chief, the guy's boxes are in his mouth. His shoes are on his hands. What the Frick? This Judo crap is wacky. This judo stuff's pretty good. I'm glad the Marines invented this. Pretty kinky. This is pretty good. The deputy said Bollinger, who was not married,

had been arrested several times on drunk charges and also on a misdemeanor hit run complaint. Hit run complaint? That's the whole story. That's the end. Well, I mean, I feel closure for sure. Yeah. He deserved it.

Yeah. He deserved it. Absolutely. Oh, you don't. I mean, it's like the classic, it's like the sloppy way they write victims of any kind of police brutality where they're like, yeah, this guy was a piece of shit. Oh, yeah.

So in the same way, it's so one-sided that I'm like, this guy had to. Yeah, exactly. I don't's so one-sided that I'm like this guy had yeah exactly right right you know what yeah you know what that means you know it came from he came from down there down there yeah the ball you pointing why are you pointing your crotch Your crotch You know, it's really weird man, no, no, all right, man. Anyway, you want to do some judo later? Now I'm good. He literally just broke this guy's neck killed. Yeah, you know

He I wonder what he really killed him over wasn't like your dog's a piece of shit He's like, how dare you talk about candy like that? Yeah over wasn't like your dog's a piece of shit he's like how dare you talk about candy like that yeah and then he's like fuck you just fucking ripped his neck off and then he's like fuck the glass just hit the tree whoa yeah wow yeah I can't believe they landed on an owl with a graduates cap eating a Tootsie Pop. Yeah, it's crazy. Banned from jury. A woman juror who exercised her womanly right not to make up her mind has been banned forever from jury service.

Holy fuck. Another wishy washy dame ruins everything, which is her right. This is why we can't have the women on the jury, the broads can't even make up their fucking mind. Exactly, her God-given right to not know what she wants at Maselli's when we go here every Friday for dinner. You end up getting the pork chops every time Gladys.

You don't give a shit what the specials are. You end up getting the pork chops every time, Gladys! You don't give a shit what the specials are! What are the specials? I know what she's gonna want. She wants garlic bread with no garlic. I tell her that's freaking just toast. And some freaking butter noodles. You eat like you're a toddler.

The fuck? Has the jury reached a verdict? The woman's almost ready. And for the lady, your decision? I don't know. For your verdict? I don't know. Undecided.

Jesus Christ. The ban was imposed yesterday by Superior Judge Alan Lynch after Miss Lucinda Bang. Easy Judge Lynch. You know what I think it should be? Let me guess Judge Lynch. After Miss Lucinda Binge, 63 of Los Angeles apparently became miffed at having to speed up the night

locked in a, oh sorry, they fucked this up. Having to spend the night locked up in a, and then it's just gone. So they didn't finish the sentence. But they must've locked her up for the night locked up in a and then it's just gone. So they they didn't finish the sentence, but they must have locked her up. They must have locked her up for the night. So she thereupon wrote Judge Lynch a letter telling him she didn't like the way the case was being handled and declining to enter into further deliberations or cast her vote.

So she apparently this is what most happens. This is a terribly written story. They went it went to Jerry. She refused to. She's like she just kept going. I don't know. I don't know. And like, well, you got to make a choice. And then they fucking locked her up.

And she sent a letter to the judge going, I still like I can't. Based on the evidence, I can't make a choice, though. They can lock you up. Are you allowed to be like, I don't know. I don't know. Aren't you allowed to do that? I would think you would because that's what a hung jury is. Like you don't know. But does someone go to jail for a hung jury? Well, sounds like some 1955 shit where you're like, make up your mind, Deborah. It's like my name's not Deborah. I'm sorry. Whatever it is.

That's my wife enough back talk Deb I mean you got someone you got a woman they probably the judge probably doesn't women on the jury in the first place Yeah, he's like this is why this is why we don't fucking do it right Yeah, I can't even believe they're women in the court what I mean, yeah So she got locked up and now, okay. And now the court ordered a mistrial. So. And she.

MISS trial. Yeah, basically it's a woman who was just like, yeah, there's not enough evidence. So. Yeah, yeah. Wow. I wonder now. It's the tone. Do we know what the trial was for? Do we not even know what the trial was about?

Yeah, grand theft. So big theft. They get things. Probably stole, I think of them grand, they probably stole a plane or something like that. Did the defendant. Hot air balloon. Did the defendant get somebody on the jury?

You know what I mean? I think that crossed my mind. Crossed my mind. I'm gonna I think that crossed my mind. I'm going to question every article we talk about. That's what I like. Everyone, I don't think this is about this woman. Doesn't sound true. She had some vulnerabilities.

She had some vulnerabilities. Her husband used to be this crooked cock. Crooked cock? Crooked cock. A real crooked cock. One of those ones that goes like this. A real crooked cock out of Chicago, yeah. They call him Captain Hook.

Yeah. Crooked cock. My dad was a crooked cock. What does that mean? He was a misshapen shaft. Yeah. Oh, what did he do for work? He was an electrician.

He was just a dong. I don't know what to tell you. My dad was an off dong. Why is he smoking? I don't know. My dad was... He had hands. What? Huh? Everything you described just sounded like you were describing a penis and nothing but limbs. Yeah. Yeah.

How did he smoke? He was just an off cocky okay it was all right you're never gonna believe what my mom was I won't ask but I know you're not gonna say anyway because I'm not gonna ask been trying to get you to leave this diner for the last three hours now I don't want to know okay and no need to go ahead and read the next headline. I'm not going to interrupt. You're not?

No. You're not going to say it? Just move on with your little pain. What are you, a coward? Yeah, well, I'm fine. I don't want to say it. Yeah, it seems like you don't. Just read.

Fall. A Canyon Devance. Canyon Devance. Yeah, it seems like you don't. Just read. Fall. A canyoned vag! Canyon? Is that like a French culinary cutting technique? And I would like this vag, canyon. So this is a canyon vag?

These are candied walnuts and a canyon vag? My near-fri is a bit different as this restaurant. A canyon? I think I'll just have the garlic bread. No garlic. There's a canyon vange here. It sounds expensive. Fall of Laffer's chair starts suit. When Larry Levin guffawed at a nightclub comics jokes,

his chair collapsed and hurt him, he alleged in his superior court suit. Oh my God. Fucking con artist. Is he? Yeah, total con artist. Oh my God. Huh, boom, the chair broke. Ah!

I'm a dead! Yeah. I'm dead. I just died. Ah. Eleven sued nightclub operator Billy Gray for 22,000 damages. He said he was given a defective chair on August 16th

and received injuries to his arms, legs, head, back, and neck. Wow. So it didn't get hurt. It's all broken. I mean, honestly. Of all the things you don't use on a chair. Yeah.

All not chair parts. Not your ass. It was my arms, my legs, my, you know how you get a chair neck injury. Shoulder. Oh, sliced up my elbows. Oh, god, my eyes. From what? They gave me a defective chair.

I got a shitty chair now I can't see. You gave me a defective chair on purpose, you greasy piece of shit. I definitely, if I was the comedian that night, would talk about how I'm so funny, I have guys breaking chairs. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This would be a viral moment. Yeah, exactly. Instead, this guy's suing for his arm, neck, and leg injuries from a chair that broke?

Was he just doing an early Chris Farley thing? Yeah, because otherwise, I've been in a chair where a leg gives out, you just fucking collapse over to the side, but this feels like some Tasmanian Devil shit. I mean they even named it after the part that should get injured if it breaks. They were like, there's legs, they're not like the chair arms. The chair neck. My hands! Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah! This chair! My hands! Ah! Ah! The chair. My ear fell off! Uh, Patrol Freeways, January 1st, in Copter. A helicopter will be used to detect traffic jams starting on January 1st, the Los Angeles Police Department's Traffic Enforcement Division announced. This is how it started with their fucking helicopters

We could have just Been like no No helicopters. Yep, take your funding and give it to animal shelters No, no, no, we need things to really discourage poor people from getting together Big helicopters do a great job people from getting together. Big helicopters do a great job. I remember when I was with my family in England once, they saw a helicopter, this is like three years ago, and they were all like, oh my gosh, a helicopter. And I was like, what? I was like, there's one that loops around my house for two hours every week. Yeah.

Yeah, but that was my favorite thing about moving out of the city of LA was the helicopters are gone. Yes, yeah. You still see them, but it's not like, I mean, just. Yeah, I mean, it was that novel? Like it was truly like. Yes. A helicopter.

It was like how I, if I see a blimp, I'm like, ah. That's how they work for a helicopter. Right. Because they like how I would, if I see a blimp, I'm like, ah, that's how they run for helicopter. Right, right, right. Because they're not used to, they're not used to a police state. No. Just total oppression. Well, now, but by the way, now a little more common, I would imagine. Oh, really?

But they live in the middle of no, probably, but they live in the middle of nowhere. But even then I was like, what was the last time you all saw a helicopter? I was like, that's crazy. Right. They're like, we're used to just being surveilled through CCTV. Yeah. Not helicopters in the sky. Yeah.

Those are our helicopters. Yeah. Well, in England, they also have speed cameras, which I think we have here now. But a while ago, there's signs that say speed camera ahead. Yeah. And people still get dinged.

And I'm like, how the fuck do you not? Hey, idiot. Yeah. Just fucking slow down. Yeah. And speed off right after. You have a minute to react. And people still get dinged and I'm like, how the fuck do you not? Hey, idiot, yeah, just fucking slow down. Yeah, I mean, what are you doing? And speed off right after. You have a minute to react.

So you're not gonna try to challenge the camera? Yeah, no, my mother was like, this same mug got me three times. I was like, yeah. Got you three times? It's like driving off. Let's see if you can do it again, motherfucking camera.

I'm like, how? Yeah, it's like the same thing as backing up over those spikes in a parking lot, when you're like, it's going to happen every time you do this. Again with this shit? Oh, damn spikes got me again three times this week. Haven't you always wanted to do that, though, just once? Oh, hell yeah.

What, the spikes? Fuck yeah. I remember when my buddy popped all four of his tires and we were all like oh man and then we're all like wait all yeah I didn't realize we're like what did you think the first two good fucking fight through Yeah, it'll make the next two invincible like Mario now. I like a chariot. Yeah What they learn tires are like the Borg they adapt and learn absolutely. Thank you The helicopter will cruise over the freeways analyze traffic buildups and relay the information to headquarters

Which in turn will be turned over to local radio stations to warn motorists of possible chocolate tabs. And then later they'll be just going through your yard going, there's a criminal around somewhere. Oh. Oh. Oh. Wow, this is 55? This is when you're getting the first helicopter?

Yeah. Oh my. Yeah, it's sad when you hear things like this. You're like, ugh. Well, yeah, because it's all because of LA that police use helicopters. And I guess this is truly the beginning of it. Because the TV, it was then after that, when they could

start broadcasting from it, then they're like, we got something here. No, I think that all the time. I mean, I think there was a podcast that was a cops rewatch or something. But it's like, I really, the culpability I feel for like being like cops is awesome like when I was 12 and I was like oh man and now you're just like these poor drug addicts who were just like strung out stressed out needed help and we're like get out from under that pool in the strangers yard you piece of shit

dude he tackled the fuck out of him dude look at that judo move that dude's he tackled the fuck Putting it in a ziplock bag. Yeah chief right here. There it is Labeled already classic drug addict judo knife judo drug knife. It was labeled. I I love that we have helicopters, but if you talk to anybody in LA, they're like, yeah, no, there was a crime and I called the cops and they just didn't come for an hour. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Oh yeah. For what? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Be off bomb killer hunts, hunt spans nation.

Buy off, be off, B-I-O-F-F. Yeah. Buy off, be off. Sure, sure, be off. A nationwide quiz of hoodlums went underway today. All right, boys, these questions are gonna get progressively harder and harder. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. are going to get progressively harder and harder.

What's the capital of North Dakota? Oh, this marquee. What's the National Board Game of India? I think I personally. In search of for the bomb slayer of Pudgy Willie be off a retired film Lin racketeer credited with talking a Few of his pals into jail. Okay, so he squealed. Okay, and he's pudgy and he's pudgy apparently that He's a little heavy we're not gonna him fat, but the guy's thick. A real fat fuck.

Yeah. Look, the important part of the story is this guy needs to fucking lose weight. Yeah, exactly. Fat fuck Beoff is what we used to call him, and he got really upset, so he downgraded to Pudgy. Yeah. He stopped drinking, you know?

It's good for him. And he's so big, a helicopter could locate him. Yeah. Bio 55 was killed when his pickup truck was blown apart as he was starting it at home in Northeast Phoenix. Why call him Pudgy now that he's dead? Why let him die non-Pudgy? Why are they? Well, cause people, cause if you say just,

BIOF people will be like, is that the fat one or the skinny one? Like people want to know. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He'd been living in Phoenix for about six years under an assumed name with his wife.

Fatty. His wife who set up the explosion. He didn't have an enemy in the world. He was, he said, they have the witness protection program. What are you talking about? Right. Well, aside from the fellas that knew him had no enemies.

Yeah. All the guys he squealed on, other than that, he was loved. He was fine. Under his new name. People loved Fudgy. People loved my little Fudgy. He went by Fudgy? It would be so great if you were in charge

of witness relocation, just coming up with a gag one before you give them the real one. Your name is Fudgy Brownie, and you're a roller skate repair man. Oh, but that's, really? Yeah, so you go by Brownie, but your friends call you Fudgy. The front of the roller skate with a the brake is you're really into fixing those

And we're gonna give you a lizard you always have on your shoulder You like Hawaiian shirts, you like Hawaiian shirts, and they're always pretty open and you hang out at a Shell gas station Always asking if people need any help. I mean, he's kind of pudgy. He's not. You can see him? Yeah. No. Yeah.

I just pulled a picture. It's the crime scene photo. I mean, he's, he's. Oh, no. So wait till we get to this. So there's no. Okay. Bajof was killed.

He's 55 when his pickup truck was blown apart. Ralph. Oh, okay. Bioff was killed, he's 55, when his pickup truck was blown apart. Ralph, oh sorry, Lieutenant Ralph Edmondson, in charge of the investigation, said, Phoenix authorities have very little go on. We are not too well acquainted with the man or his acquaintances, but we're gonna take time to get acquainted. He said-

Is he getting paid by the acquaintance? It was like a joke. Someone was like, Bake hits the acquaintance four times and you quote about his death. He's like, all right, if I do, you give me an egg cream? You got it. Watch this. Thanks everyone for equating today. Before I get you further acquainted on the facts of the case

Let me just say that the acquaintance here has been acquainted a number of times before And none of us are gonna make the acquaintance of the judge unless of course the court of law acquaintances us God damn it. I don't damn it. Yeah, we go Hey, what was his middle name again? Josh The blast mutilated by off's body and threw wreckage over a radius of several hundred feet. It tore a hole in the roof of the garage, shot two chunks of metal into the wall of a home about a hundred feet away and shattered windows in several houses.

By off's body was blown about 15 feet from the garage. His right leg and right hand were torn off. I've been blown 15 feet from the garage before. His right leg and right hand were torn off. Small parts of the body were found on the garage roof. We get it. He blew up. The beak of birds. Mutilated. Buddy.

Thank you? One eye was in a tree. Biafua once told the grand jury in New York that he had received more than a million dollars from film producers as a front man for an underworld syndicate got his start in labor in 1932. When he became a chauffeur for the late Mike Galvin head of the AFL Teamsters. Wow. So he's, yeah, this is when the, yeah, the Teamsters were all mobbed up. Yeah. He went to Hollywood in 1936 as a special representative of George Brown, president of the International Alliance of Theatrical and Stage Employees.

I love when they like name drop back then, and you're like, yeah, we don't know who the fuck this is. Yeah, right. Prestigious George Brown, we're all very familiar with. Fuck him, obviously. In Hollywood, Bayouf gained virtual control of the movie industry, Union, which had a membership of about 46,000.

In November 1941, Bioff and Brown were convicted of extorting 550,000 from movie studios. Bioff was sentenced to 10 years, Brown to eight, both obtained the release in 1944. The release reportedly came after they gave testimony to the conviction of several other racketeers, threats of violence and strikes were used against the movie studios to extort money.

So he's a mobster. He was squeal. You're going to die. You're going to get blown up. I'm going to get blown up. Yeah. Open. I wish there was something else.

This is the one sir like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You get blown up. Dude, the mobster got blown up in his truck and your right leg and your right hand got blown off. Of course. He fell out of a chair, to be fair. Yeah.

Yeah. Fell out of a chair, parts of me were on the roof. That's how bad this chair was. Your chair breaks, you explode. Ah! Come on. You wouldn't believe it, your honor. You wouldn't believe it.

Torso's fine. From belly button to knee, unharmed. Bajof was quoted as saying in court once, those producers will do anything I tell them to do any time I want them to. Okay, this is great. Bajof's testimony after his conviction brought indictments against Frank the Enforcer Niddy.

Ooh, yes. A Capone gang lieutenant who committed suicide the day he was indicted. I'm truly dead. Frank, yeah, right? Frank Meritoat. He shot himself in the back of the head with a shotgun. Yeah.

Very skilled, very skilled. How did he even? Yeah, dude, for the game game for the love of the game he wanted to go out in a way people said Showboating again, son of a bitch Billy the yoga Charles cherry-nose Gioey? Oh yes. That's a good one.

Cherry Nose. Cherry Nose. Yes, we get it. You're an alcoholic, we understand. Yeah, he had a cat nose. Slain last year, also Louis Little New York Campagna. Why the fuck is that one? Little New York.

He must have been from Little New York. Yeah, I made a little model out of it. I'm from Maryland. People really don't respect the craft of miniatures. Yeah, people don't understand. I put the whole city in a bottle. That's what I'm saying. This is actually gonna be the future of filmmaking.

You can do things. It looks like it's to scale in a camera. But it all depends. All right, all right, relax over there, okay? I'm just saying. All right. Did they just kill him because all he would talk about is miniatures all the time?

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, little New York. You won't need to shoot him. You just wait and see. You could just shoot him. You wait and see. You could create whole worlds that don't even exist for a time to the cost.

All right, enough. Enough. Enough. I'm just saying. Enough. Imagine Middle Earth. You know the Tolkien books? We'll go to Middle Earth and shoot it. We'll figure it out.

How could you even get scales that capture such the grandeur? I don't know. We don't know. Alright, I'm just saying. Stop saying. You little tiny towns. So we're going to kill these Irish pricks or what? Yeah. So we gonna kill these Irish pricks or what? Yeah! Ah!

Ah! We'll save ourselves millions! Enough! I'm just saying! Stop! People wouldn't believe what you accomplished! They will be able to tell that they're just tiny! The camera will make it seem so small!

No they won't! If you give it enough detail and you use the way. No you can't do it. It's too much detail. I'm just saying there's a thing called tilt shift photography that's taken off in Europe. Enough. Enough. Enough. It makes things you wouldn't believe you can make. Enough. It can make the real thing look small.

I don't think enough. We don't want to. We just don't want to do it. Alright. Alright. Give don't think enough. We don't want to. We just don't want to do it. All right, all right. Give me that spike bat. I'll go kill. Here we go. I'll go kill these nursing mothers. Yeah, all right. All right.

Hey, Little New York, thank God. Get back to basics. Here we go. After the opening phase of their investigation, Phoenix Sheriff's officers said they had little but this smell to go on and try to establish what type of explosive was used. Oh. For a second I was like.

Yeah, you forgot, I forgot what we were doing. Yeah. Sheriff dog? Let's get the nose in here. Yeah. Yeah. It was a bomb. It was a bomb for sure.

Okay, boys. It smells like strawberries. What kind of explosive? That's what we're trying to figure out. I think it was a strawberry bomb. What's? A dessert? Yeah. Yeah, I'm hungry now.

What the fuck? This guy sucks at his job. The reason was, they said, was the tremendous force of the blast. Mrs. Byoff, a slight gray-haired woman. What a genius. It was a big blast. It was huge. That's why he's up, part of him's up in the roof. That is what we're thinking. This was a big blast. It was huge. That's why he's up, part of him's up on the roof.

That is what we're thinking. This was a big one. Pretty big, if I'd have to say. So, okay. No further questions. I don't think that's your line. To himself. I don't know. I just know a few of the phrases. Sorry, I just, it's my first press conference I've done.

We find him not guilty. Thank you, my honor. Missed by off a slight gray-haired woman said after the explosion that her husband would have had no reason to commit suicide, he's got a lot on a life. He was so good at trying. Oh, wow. The worst journalist ever. So do you think this was a suicide?

Him blowing himself violently the fuck up while I'm in the house? A lot of people are going by bomb. Yeah. A lot of people are, it's called wily coyote-ing. Yeah. Do you think this was suicide is a fucking incredible journalist question.

So a lot of us are thinking, I'm hearing murmurs of suicide. What about this, you know, I guess, I mean, technically he died, I guess I could be a suicide. Yeah, it's probably, it was a classic bomb aside. It happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy definitely, suicide. Bomb squad, suicide squad, whatever. It is, whatever, he killed himself in the bomb.

Anyway, we're gonna go get spaghetti. Uh, music with mail at the- Did you just let a cat out, Miles? No, I'm recording in a fucking closet with no ventilation, so I had to, I'll offer some airflow in here before it started to smell like a guy who died by bomb suicide.

That'd be the best way to die in 2025. Death by closet podcasting. What happened to him? He was... He died doing what he loves, doing Patreon. Hearing himself talk. Hearing himself talk. Yeah, the Zoom call ended hours ago and he kept talking.

The room filled up with carbon dioxide and he died of carbon dioxide poisoning. The post office may replace the corner drugstore as a hep cat haven this Sunday in Pasadena. It's so true. Last time you went to the post office and didn't leave quick come on the vibe in there is electric. Mm-hmm The day that rhythmic music will be introduced for the sake of employee efficiency and morale All right The music system has been purchased by employees It gotta be employers, right? employees, they've got to be employers, right? I mean, I don't know.

Oh, no. Through their welfare and recreation fund and is the first such program in the Southland. Whether the beat would be Dixieland, bop or rock and roll, the postmaster wouldn't say. What a fucking time. So that's a story about that they're going to put music, that they're going to play music in the post office. Yeah. So that's a story about that they're gonna put music that they're gonna play music in the post office Yeah, right, but also like like Like like coded for black music rhythmic music. Yeah, I think so So they're like, yeah, it'd be a rhythmic music

Yeah, I think the headline was just like yeah the black people at the post office got a boombox You know what I mean? Like that is- Rock and roll or that rhythmic stuff that some of the employees listen to. I think the headline was just like, yeah, the black people at the post office got a boombox. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha When I really just I'm like, oh so they're gonna look they get to listen to music now when they work Pasadena padding themselves on the back like the most racist part of LA And we let them have a rhythmic music system while they sorted our clan now We're not sure but some of these employees are enjoying rhythmics. But it makes them quite happy. They're able to execute their tasks with great efficiency and joy.

Despite a quite difficult private life outside of these walls. They clap along to the beat. Despite a quite difficult private life outside of these walls Along to the beat I give the post office fucking music I mean every Honestly you walk in there. You're like I honestly I don't know if there's a place where I walk in and feel more Empathy for the workers more than when I walk into the post office I'm just like sweet mother of God. Yeah, every moment is them like did you go back there and fill out the form? Fill it out when you have it come back up. Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry you you want to send these like damp towels You got to fill out a label and then grab a box from the wall and then I'll charge you and just bring it here.

Please go this to my friend! Please! What is this? Is this like oil? Yes, olive oil! Yes! These are oily rags! Please go do this to my friend now!

Hurry! He needs Wednesday! To Wednesday! Hurry! He needs Wednesday! To Wednesday! Hurry! Okay. They're the most patient motherfuckers. I always think so. Yeah. Yeah, they are. They're just like, uh huh. Okay, so...

So, a box. Do you know the address? No. No. You have it? He's the best Reginald! Um... Okay, yeah, I'll take him. Can I send this meat? No, you have it? Do you know him? Reginald. OK, yeah, I'll take him. Can I send this meat? You can. So will you guys cook this bacon and then mail it to me? I need it like, I don't know, tonight.

I need it by this morning, which already passed. So I'm kind of mad at you guys already. We're starting off on the wrong foot. I'm about to do a breakfast mail backwards. Welsh people together for traditional sing. Oh, fuck. Here we go, Reynolds. Here we go.

The Welsh people of Southern California, which is you, motherfucker. Oh yeah, they wait to come out until night, trust me. The Welsh people of Southern California will gather for their traditional hymn-sing, Grimann Faginu. Sunday, November 13th, at the Welsh Presbyterian Church in Los Angeles.

Oh man. J.A. Breece, formerly from Wisconsin and now residing in Woodland Hills, will direct the singing. He's well-known among the Welsh people of this country as a director of Welsh hymns, having appeared in that capacity at two national conventions.

What? What the fuck is this? What is this? This is you, but this is... It's not good. Yeah. You performed at two national conventions? This is the story that Welsh people,

Welsh people are gonna get together and sing. That's all that's happening. Yeah. Yeah. Love a song, the Welsh. Yo, we love a song. And yeah, we like to create our own language that nobody really cares for.

Gamonfynogonw. Gramonfynogonw, yeah, it the good. Grandma, for the good. Oh, yeah, it's great. Is that what is gram? Gram and often? No, it's gin gin gin. There's no are. Yeah, no, but a lot of times the ours

are not in the words and Welsh. What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing? Not much. What are you up to? Was it that show? What are you guys doing? Not much, what are you up to? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Wasn't that show, do you remember that show,

Dirty Sanchez, that was on MTV? No. It was like the, it was basically the Welsh Jackass. And it was these three Welsh guys, and they were absolute animals. And it was worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were like, Jackass was like, Jesus Christ.

They're like, we're gonna eat each other's poop. You were like, what? Yeah, yeah. You were like, Jackass was like, Jesus Christ. They're like, we're going to eat each other's poop. Yeah, exactly. It's like, smash me. Yeah, they're just smashing their balls with two by fours and like, ha ha ha. And you're like, holy shit. OK. Actually, no.

Too far. But you know, Welsh national anthem, though. That's a good national anthem. I don't even know it. It's like one of the, well, I'm into into music and it's one of the few national anthems where people, ah no this is not very rhythmic, this is quite, this is quite white I would say, choral, choral not very rhythmic. Your Welsh rap it's pretty. Something that sounds like the n word is just Welsh though.

Just so you know, I don't want you to get the wrong impression off top. But it's like one of the few national anthems where kids are taught to harmonize in school. So like when it's performed in public, you'll get like harmonized, like a harmonized performance. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good component.

Yeah. Anyway, love the harmony No here we don't even fucking know the words and we left out half the verses cuz they were like pro slavery I sang for a jit for a video. I sang the national anthem at a minor league like a triple-a baseball League game and I really did not practice it. So you know it and I fucked it up Guy on the other team that kept saying I shit all over the American flag. Like, you couldn't stop. He was just like, you shit all, you like shitting on the flag. I was like, buddy, this is getting pretty intense.

Can you just let it go for a second? Yeah. Also, like, aren't you Dominican, bro? Yeah. Yeah. You can't say I shit it all over it. Either way, man, I take it seriously. I take it seriously. I take it seriously. I take it seriously.

I take it seriously. I take it seriously. Wait, just wait. Like, in the middle of the game, like, looking at you, and like, you shit all over the fuck. I was like, kind of all over the field for bullshit. And yeah, every time I was near him, he was like, you hate America, huh?

I was like, all right. Yeah, all right, buddy. Jesus Christ. Let's move on. Yes! Let's move on. Yeah, man. Yes, I do!

My dad was the guy in the hot air balloon on 9-eleven You suck on that bro fucking throw your little ball Well, I'm just happy that guides on a shitty minor league team and we'll never get out of it. Yeah His name Mike trout Day for yeah, I give it a small one here Okay, oh we shoot. Ah, yeah shoot shoot. Ah, yeah unit presents people's tiny watches. All right, well thanks for joining us, Miles. Oh, go ahead.

It's not watches because the first sentence says, and this is in Pacoima, tiny witches dressed as traditional black garb, tiny witches dressed in traditional black garb were presented to- We don't need to hire real witches, we could just use these tiny ones. The tiny ones. Were presented to the class at Leroy Allowman School for handicapped children as a recent

project of the Shatuya Campfire Group. It was the girls' way of celebrating Halloween and taking another step toward the achievement of the Trail Se trail seekers rank. Wow, okay. Well, for some reason the- Can you imagine today if witches were going to a school? Tiny witches. Tiny witches?

What is, did you say it was a school for the handicapped? Yeah, some girls went to a school for the handicapped and they gave them tiny witches. What's the problem? They gave them tiny witches or tiny witches at the handicapped school were performing? No, it says tiny witches dressed in traditional black garb were presented to the classes.

Oh, why are they tiny? Are they like little people? I guess. No, I think they tiny? Are they like little people? I guess. I know, I think that they gave them little witch dolls. Oh. Oh, like a toy. That's way better. Yeah.

They're like, get in here, tiny witches. You and I were picturing the exact same thing, which is like. Yeah, they're like, coming in, they're like, what the fuck is this? They're coming in like candy can students, like should this be happening? Yeah. They're like, we're, they're like, what the fuck is this? Handicap students are like, should this be happening? Yeah.

They're like, we're the tiny witches. Please, they have our passports. The best part of this is that they fucked up the headline. It says they present tiny watches. Tiny watches. That was how they were sold, and then these little witches walked in. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We get watches, there's been a really funny era. Yeah, yeah, it's like the original like Wayfair human trafficking conspiracy. Oh a couple tiny watches, eh? How many you want, fella? That's like five? Whoa! Okay, coming right up. Well Miles, thank you so much for joining us. Yeah. Where can people follow you? Are you Miles of Grey? Miles of Grey everywhere, fucking everywhere. Find me. Yeah, G-R-A-Y.

Truly so fucking funny. Daily Zeitgeist, 420 Day Fiance. Yeah, say it like you mean it. And then get high and watch. Talk about 90 Day, the show for geniuses Well, thank you so much, man. Thanks for being. Oh, thanks so much for having me always a pleasure and honor Yes, I'd love to be cut love to come back, you know No, I'll beg I'll beg man, I don't got a lot going on right now

I'll beg, I'll beg man. I don't got a lot going on right now. Thanks man, I fucking needed it. You can come back each time your house burns down. Okay, yeah, yeah, deal, deal. That's tough, that's a tough booking. But by the way, the way entertainment's going right now. Depends on how bad I want it. Depends on how bad I want it.

It's gonna be a hard explanation to my wife and child, but I think they'll understand. What am I? They're like, the last time we talked about tiny witches, it was great. What are you doing? It's a pretty last time we talked about Tiny Witches. It was great. What are you doing? It's a pretty good show. We lost our wedding albums.

Alright. You print them again. They're all online. I was on freaking pastimes. Wake up. The big thing. I've never heard of it. It's medium.

Alright, you know the dollop? Yeah. No? Kind of. Ah, fuck. What the fuck? Why'd I burn the house down? I don't know! He might have been joking. Alright bud, thank you Miles.

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