The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 133 - The Past Times with Wil Anderson

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Jen Kober SOURCES OFFICIAL MERCH

I recently went to visit my buddy Phil in Ontario a little while ago and he was like oh yeah just come over stay at my place. You know and I was like buddy love ya but probably not gonna do that. So I ended up booking an Airbnb in like the village of Chippewa, right on the well land, I believe, canal. And yeah, it was awesome. I had like, there's like a little dock, there were big windows, the whole nature meets city vibe. It was perfect.

By day three, Phil was like, can I crash here? And I was like, no, you have a home. But he did. And that's really when it hit me that someone had to be hosting this place that they weren't even there, but they're making money while we're just sitting out on the dock drinking coffee, watching geese, having a good laugh with each other. So if you've got the space,

it's a practical way to earn some extra cash to go towards whatever. Car payments, cat food, groceries, whatever, without it taking over your life. It's flexible, it's on your schedule, and it works around your lifestyle. Whether you're at home or you're off visiting your own fill in another city. So if you've ever thought about hosting your own place, this is your sign. Your home might be worth more than you think.

Find out how much at airbnb.ca slash host. Hi, Gareth. So you were transferred over to me because you were waiting on some results? Yeah, some biopsy results. You don't have your appointment until July 8th. I believe your results will be released then and there. Did someone call you in regards to that? Yeah, they did. Oh, very strange. Okay. the weird is it weird to get a call early? No, it just means that they were probably in earlier. I just have to identify which department tried reaching out to you so they can provide the results to you.

Okay. Okay. Thank you. And then I have your first name and date of birth. If you can please verify that. Gareth Reynolds. Perfect. Okay. You should be receiving a call hopefully before the end of today. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. Bye. You're listening to the past times and by past times I made my ex podcast host, Gareth Reynolds. If you could just provide me the road you grew up on in the name of your first parent, I think I have all the information I need to access your files. Wow. That was a letdown. Is there any reason that they might have called earlier?

It would have been great if she just got, oh yeah, they normally call if it's bad news. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's bad. It's like, oh, you got an early call? Like, but you booked in, oh. Oh, you got the early call. Oh.

That's not great. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue. I'm going to transfer you got the early call. Oh, that's not great. I'm going to transfer you to the morgue.

Do you have a will? I do. He's waiting to do my podcast. Well, you can just explain to him on the record how you would like your assets divided after your death. Firstly, who gets Dave? That's very important. I think you do.

Oh no. What do you mean oh no? He's not a gremlin? Oh no. That's debatable, honestly. I think the show's started. Should we do an intro? Yeah, sure.

You're listening to the pastimes. You know what we do here. You just watch the show. You're listening to the pastimes. You're listening to the pastimes. You're listening to the pastimes. You're listening to the pastimes. You're listening to the pastimes. You're listening to the pastimes. That's debatable, honestly. I think the show's started. Should we do an intro? Yeah, sure. You're listening to The Past Times. You know what we do here each week.

We go through a newspaper from Red and David in history, picked out a bit another one from Dave Anthony. I, Gareth Reynolds, have never seen it. Neither has this week's guest, The Great Will Anderson, who we've been waiting to have back, like I've been waiting to have my biopsy results from my back. Yeah, I will say this. This has not been the early call. This has been in the works since the newspaper we're going to be talking about today was actually published. Yes.

This was originally a topical podcast when you asked me to do it. Well, it's not about my biopsy results. Hi Will. Hello. Welcome back. It's nice to talk to you both. It's good to see you both. We miss you.

Thank you. Thanks for having me. How have you been? I'm good. I'm good. I'm really good. We were in, I'm in Sydney at the moment and in the last couple of days, there's been massive storms off the coast of Australia, so like flights were grounded

all over the place, the weather seems to be changing for some reason that no one can identify. So anyway, if you guys have any notes on why that might be happening, if you could pass those down, that'd be very handy. I can't think of anything. Have you tried removing healthcare from the citizens? That's been going pretty good for mine.

Aaron, we've been doing pretty good with that move. Yeah, well, I mean, I think that really puts it back on the citizens to take more care of themselves, right? Yeah. Like if you've got no safety net, you concentrate more on that tightrope walking. That's what I'm always saying. Here's what's great is my biopsy results. I had the biopsies taken when I had healthcare and I've since lost it. So that could be interesting. I mean, that's what they were calling about. Maybe that's why they were calling early. They're like, we've got two more weeks of this

where we can get you in before this all is rushed through. Or they're done. We're just gonna remove the moles regardless. We don't care. Just come in, we'll whip them all out, cancer us or not. This is your last chance, they've all gotta go. Really what I should have done in retrospect,

they're probably just like, you have to pay a fee for a results fee, if you'd like to know. Oh no, they don't do that. You're going to be in Montreal. Is this true? Yeah, this is true. That's as close to America as I'm comfortable. What's happening?

Get over this way. Come over this way, guys. Yeah, you never said anything about Trump. Come here. You're fine. Come over here now. Come over this way, guys. Yeah, you've never said anything about Trump. Come here. Come over here now. Are you scared? Load up your phone with all your memes and head over.

Get over here. Yes, I am going to be at the Montreal Just For Last Festival. July 25th, I'm doing my solo show, We're Legitimate. So if there is any listeners in that part of the world who wanna come along, that would be great. We do big in Montreal. So you're gonna see a bump. But I just can't help but think that it would really help

if you came here to do an in-person visit. That's right, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'd love that. I would absolutely love that. Die with us. It's so funny. My flight on the way back goes through America. Oh, where?

Well, it's okay. Not technically through America, if you know what I mean. We never leave. You... As long as I don't turn left at the airport and keep going right, I'm still so unsafe, but I will technically be in America. There's a fee for that. You got to pay a fee. It's $8 to just fly by.

Got to buy a submarine. It'll be $25 billion. Yeah. Oh, fuck. It's so bad. Does everyone there realize how bad it is? You must. You must just be like... Does everyone... Yes, because you were our only plan. We've got more invested in America than America has. We're a predominantly English colonized country in the middle of Asia.

Like China could invade Australia with the kids who played drums at the opening ceremony of the Beijing Olympics. They'd be like, we're getting the band back together and we're taking over Sydney by Monday. Like we have bought like 20 submarines from America that are meant to be delivered in 20 years from now. That's not a good idea. Yeah.

It's not a good idea to publicly announce the timeline. Unless you're saying it's 20 years, then it's actually 10 years. The absolute funniest thing that China could do is just wait until the week before they arrive. Ah. See what I mean? Like as they hear they're coming over, just like, all right, we'll take them now. Plus we get those 20 new subs.

Hey! What the fuck? Sorry, no. Well, it's good to talk to you. It just, it's been too long and we thought maybe you were sitting there thinking America was doing well, but I guess we've had that shattered up No, no, I mean we have fully invested in America like you had to our absolute detriment. So please pull it together It's like investing in Enron it's just not a good idea

And Ron the country Not great It's been and wrong Well people where can people get tickets to your show? Well, did you already say that? Comedy.com.au or like go to the Montreal website. I'm sure. Okay. All right. And we'll be flying over America. So that'll be great. So, Will, I don't know. I don't know. The show's changed a lot because you were Cause you were maybe on the second episode or something. Yeah. Yeah. The show's just changed a ton.

Now we guess what year this paper could be from, and you get to guess first, because Dave is going to tell me that I got it wrong no matter what. So you can take first crack at it. Dave, don't even talk. What are you talking about? Dave, go ahead, Will. 1802. It's a great guess. It's a great guess. I'm going to guess this is going to be an Australian paper, so I think that's fair. And I'll go 1849. Nope. Will wins. It's 1858 and it is the Syracuse Daily Courier

and Nation and the reason that Will wins is because of your just grotesquely confident spouting that it would be an Australian paper. What a. That's not wrong. I just was telling you. It's just so preposterous. The contest was the year and I was closer.

Well, you took yourself down though, didn't you? At some point it becomes not about the year. Whatever. Whatever. Look, we have company. Could you keep it together while we have a guest? Christ, he hasn't been on the show for four years. Get it together.

The Syracuse Daily Courier and Union Syracuse, New York, Saturday, May 1st, 1858. Will of you ever been to Syracuse Daily Courier and Union, Syracuse, New York, Saturday, May 1st, 1858. Will, have you ever been to Syracuse? No, I don't think so. Where is it? It's a huge shithole. It's upstate New York, kind of middle-ish New York state. Yep. I've performed it there, Funny Bone, a few times and they call it the Murder Mall. The Murder Mall? Yeah. Things are good.

Because people get shot there all the time? Yeah, multiple murders. Oh. Here's a fun, just quick Americana story. The first time I went there, my numbers were real bad, and I was kind of feeling bad. And then I just started, people on Twitter were like, I'm braving it to the Murder Mole to go see Gareth. And I was like, what?

And the club was on the fourth floor of the mall. And there had been a shooting there the weekend before. So like people were a little skittish. And I go to the club and the guy who was the manager at the time, he was like, sure, you heard about the shooting last week. I want you to know the club is the safest place to be. If there is another one. And I was like, what? Because I was like, you're on the fourth floor, impossibly not the safest place. He goes, my wife and I both open carry. So you don't need to go anywhere. And I was like, cool. All right. Well, good vibe. I'm excited for the weekend. This is great. Wow. Well, firstly, murder mole is my favorite Oasis song. So I'm going to put that on the record. favorite Oasis song. So I will say that just when you said there's so many murders at the mall, because I still have that Australian mindset, my brain didn't immediately go to, of course,

the most obvious answer, which is somebody went into the mall with a gun and started shooting people. Like in my head, I still had like the midsummer murders British mystery bar where I'm like, there's been a poison in the food court. No, no it's just murders, actual shootings. Somebody bought a sausage roll with foraged mushrooms and now 18 people have gone down near the Cave Sea. Nobody's leaving until we figure out who's done this. No, actually Brad got executed outside of the men's restroom for looking at a guy weird.

So it's a little different. Oh no. All right, free to go. Are the police going to show up? They shot an innocent guy. Oh, Lord! This is not, uh... Don't eat the food, it can kill you! Ah, God! What is this? Why is this so full?

We kind of stopped caring about everything. I was thinking that it was Mr. Plum in the library with a candlestick. And this is just this city? No, this is literally everywhere you go in this country now. Also, the libraries are closed. Yeah. Also, what's a library? I think I'm going to be sick. A lot of the time when you're in Australia, they will say audiences in America are good

comedy audiences. You know, like they know how to be an audience. They know how to behave as an audience. But I think something we've never taken into account is they're also just grateful that they've survived by making it to the comedy club. And they know that they might not survive making it home again. So you might as well stand and applaud at the end.

Yeah, absolutely. There's an, and, and there's just an energy, like there's an energy to being like, I don't think anyone's shooting at this show, like halfway through it. You're like, I got a pretty good feeling that guy would have already shot. That was a good hour where we did not die. I don't feel that threatened. It is amazing that a comedian has not been shot on stage at this point though. Oh yeah, but you know, there's somebody out there who wants to be to go viral.

Like, you know, that the next Matt Rife, it just is one shooting away. Like if you are wounded on stage, I mean, Jim Jefferies had been a huge UK comedian for ages, but didn't become an international star until he was like, remember he got punched on stage and that clip went viral of him being punched on stage. And then he kind of became this huge international act off the back of it. You can't tell me if somebody, I mean, you don't, obviously you don't want to kill shot, but if you like, if one of your jokes was so good, someone popped you in the shoulder. You can't tell me that doesn't get you a Saturday night live hosting slot. Well, and what we either sling, all sketches still in the sling. That's right. What we should be doing is prepping for our line after we get shot right now to show the quick one

too. I'm just like, well, my jokes didn't hit, but that did. Whoa. It's depressingly fun. We'll be there in no time, Will. We've definitely, we'll be there. So get ready. Ready the couch. Oh, yeah. You just mean you and Dave coming to say that's okay. I thought you meant the Americans coming to invade.

Oh no. That comes 10 years later. Don't worry. We can't get it together. When you guys are like, save us from China. And we're like, all right, we'll invade you. Wait. Yeah, we're moving in. That's how we're saving. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Dave, let's start the premise then. All right.

Last week near Bainbridge, Chenango County, there was found under an old stone wall, an overcoat of a fashion worn some 40 years ago and a pair of old rifle pistols with flint locks. That's exciting. That's a hairstyle. So mystery. The stone wall is some 40 to 50 years old and stood near where a public house was kept many years ago.

This discovery will probably lead to a panic. Are you allowed to predict panics like that? Why would it lead to a panic? That was how... Why would that lead to a panic? But also even the idea of predicting a panic through the medium of newspaper. of predicting a panic through the medium of newspaper. Like, a panic seems more immediate than like, I'm just taking this straight down to the printers and then the panic will ensue. Hopefully it hasn't started by the time they print.

Panic predicted. This paper from Wednesday is talking about the panic we did on Monday. Yeah, like it's a cold front. It just missed us. It hit Albany. The Ooty and Harold says a laboring man who was spading a gentleman's garden. Oh, I thought he was going to say cat.

Yeah, I thought so, too. I really thought that's the director. Let's go again. There you go. You need me to desex this garden, mate? At Steuben Street, Cornhill, to his surprise, was struck upon a human skull. Oh. Wait, the last story, they found a coat.

Yeah. On further investigation, the skeleton, apparently of a full sized man was dug out. Oh, so they found more that more than a skull. The skull was just the tip of the rest of the body. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Holy shit. There's more. Wouldn't you write the story as they found a body? Like skeleton found. I mean, it's a real taser, isn't it? They found the skull. And they also found a neck and they found a couple of shoulders and you'll never believe what they found there. Where's 3A? Where's 3A? How it came there is a mystery which has not been solved. Well, yeah, that's what happens when you find a body.

Like, man died. Immediately, no. The place had been occupied as a garden for some years, and the body must have been buried there a long time ago. The skeleton was in a good state of preservation and no fractures. Hello. No fractures were observed. I think it's just Keith.

Well, okay. So they really had a good look. Yeah. And I mean, there's not much more to that except her body found in garden, but yeah, they really stretch that one out quite a bit. Well, I mean, it's 1850. No predictions of panic, though.

Like it feels fun. It feels like this one's been there for a while. No one's gonna panic. This is also before headlines. They didn't have headlines. Although this one- Oh wait, this might be my doctor. Here we go.

Oh shit, yeah. Hello? Hi, this is Marlon with our electric heating and dare. Um reaching out in regards to the appointment that have had been requested for today. I've been trying to get ahold of you but I haven't been able to get a hold of you in regards to confirming. Um I wanted to see if by any chance uh you were available either tomorrow

morning or tomorrow afternoon? Sure, tomorrow afternoon's great. I'm just waiting on a biopsy. Okay, perfect. No worries. We'll see you tomorrow afternoon. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Bye-bye. Thank you. Bye. Nothing. I'm really trying to completely do something. Yes. Okay. A biopsy you say?

Oh, well, great. That's fantastic. So you'll be home tomorrow afternoon. All right, can you do what I said? Will you be alive then? All right, take care then. Is the Haiti still gonna be an issue? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Couldn't give a shit. Should call back. I'm a little freaked shit. I should call back. I'm a little freaked out. Sorry sir. Sorry David. That's all right. I recently went to visit my buddy Phil in Ontario a little while ago and he was like, oh yeah, just come over stay at my place.

You know, and I was like, buddy, love you, but probably not going to do that. So I ended up booking an Airbnb in like the village of Chippewa right on the well land, I believe canal. And and yeah it was awesome I had like there's like a little dock there were big windows the whole nature meets city vibe it was perfect. By day three like Phil was like can I crash here and I was like no you have a home But he did. And that's really when it hit me that someone had to be hosting this place that they weren't even there but they're making money while we're just sitting out on the dock drinking coffee watching geese having a good laugh with each other.

So if you've got the space, it's a practical way to earn some extra cash to go towards whatever car payments, cat food, groceries, whatever without it taking over your life. It's flexible, it's on your schedule and it works around your lifestyle. Whether you're at home or you're off visiting your own fill in another city. So if you've ever thought about hosting your own place this is your sign. Your home might be worth more than you think. Find out how much at airbnb.ca slash host. I recently went to visit my buddy Phil in Ontario a little while ago and he was like, oh yeah, just come over, stay at my place.

You know, and I was like, buddy, love you, but probably not gonna do that. So I ended up booking an Airbnb in the village of Chippewa, right on the Welland, I believe, canal. And yeah, it was awesome. I had like, there's like a little dock, there were big windows windows The whole nature meets city vibe. It was perfect by day three Like Phil was like, can I crash here and I was like, no you have a home But he did and and that's really when it hit me that someone Had to be hosting this place that they weren't even there but they're making money While we're just sitting out on the dock drinking coffee watching geese having a good laugh with each other so

if you've got the space it's a practical way to earn some extra cash to you know go towards whatever car payments cat food groceries whatever without it taking over your life it's flexible it's on your schedule and it works around your lifestyle whether you're at home or you're off visiting your own fill in without it taking over your life. It's flexible, it's on your schedule, and it works around your lifestyle. Whether you're at home or you're off visiting your own fill in another city. So if you've ever thought about hosting your own place, this is your sign.

Your home might be worth more than you think. Find out how much at airbnb.ca slash host. Mattress side. Here we go. That's when you kill a bunch of mattresses. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well done. Yeah, we're not we're not both necessary.

Now, it's not really. Why did you bring two? Well, one's kind of more of a box spring. Yeah. The Panama star of the 18th says that on the- so Panama, so now we're getting Panama news. Unless Panama is a town in New York. The Panama Star of the 18th says that on the previous Thursday evening, two young girls were brought into town from Padora and delivered up to authorities charging with murdering their mother under

the following circumstances. The girls wish to go to a fandango. Oh yeah. You know, you got even in Australia, you know what a fandango is, right? Well from, I know what a dango is from obviously the Queen song that mentions a fan dango and asks, and poses the question, can you do the fan dango? But I was, I always thought that the fan dango was like some sort of dance or

something based on the context clues from, oh, it's a, it's a party. So when he says, can you do the fan dango? He's like, can you come to the fan dango? It's a fan d's a party. So when he says, can you do the fan dango? He's like, can you come to the fan dango? It's a fan dango is a dance. Oh, yeah. Lively Portuguese dance. All right. And there, and their mother refused her consent, notwithstanding, which they

managed to get away and returned at an early hour in the morning. All right. So they did what girls do. Young, young ladies. Sn girls do. Young ladies. Snuck out, they went to the pandango. That's right. Yep. On reaching home, the mother attempted to correct them. Angry words ensued, and one of the girls

struck the old woman to the ground with a stick. Boom, that's how you do it. Yeah, how I murdered my mother. Quite sure. Who's grounded now? Who's grounded, bitch? Yeah, who's in the ground? You're going in the garden like the other one. Just like dad. These girls love the fandang.

Whilst the other plunged a knife into her bosom. Well, Jesus Christ, why not? This is more of a stabbing than anything. Yeah. A younger sister who was present alarmed the neighbors and the two murderesses were arrested and brought into Panama and delivered up to authorities. Wow.

Jesus. I mean, they wanted to go to the party. Fandango's the devil's dance. I think we're all in there You know, they showed their mother whose boss right? Now she knows the old club. I mean she doesn't cuz she's dead, but she they went clubbing twice In a way, there was kind of two fan dangos weren't there. Yeah Teach your mom to speak. I like it. Yeah, I'm for USA

USA well, this may be our America showing but yeah kill your mom's mom to speak up. I like it. Yeah, I'm for it. USA. USA. This may be our America showing, but yeah, kill your moms. Yeah. Obviously in Australia, you know, we have the fan dingo, which is just a twist on that. But you do have to watch out. Of course you do. And it's a chocolate. What a tie. The most singular coincidence is mentioned in relation to the lamented Dudley Ting, whose death in consequence of an accident making amputation of the arm necessary. All our readers know.

There's a lot of death early in this one. Yeah, we're really getting into it. So but hang on, his death resulted in the amputation of his arm, is that what they just said? Because that doesn't- No, in consequence. So, it was death in consequence of an accident. Right.

So, the arms come off and then the death has happened. I hope. I do like going the other way though. I do too. His arms are gonna have to come off. Yeah. To get him in the coffin? Yeah.

That's right, we've made the coffin slightly too small good news is we have a solution he would never be able to do the arm movements from the fan dango again but he was days of fan dango ago dad hey boss can we just fold the arms on top like that no no no we'll take them off we got well we'll keep them in the box. We can put them down near the feet. There we are. Yep, exactly. There we go. He's still all in there.

There we go. Just kind of stack them a little bit. That's nice. If there's an afterlife, I'm sure they can reattach them. Yeah. That's nice. That's good. Cut the guy up in heaven. I can't put these back on.

The last sermon preached in Jane's Hall by Mr. Mr. Ting was from the text Show Thyself a Man. At the close of his earnest remarks, he asked pardon if he had said anything to offend any number of his congregation, and added, quote, I must tell my master's errand, and would rather that his right arm were amputated at the trunk. What? So he said, is anybody offended? Uh-huh. And if anybody was offended-

He was an edge lord comedian of the time. Yeah. He can't say anything anymore. Is anyone offended by what I'm saying here? I'm canceled, am I? Anyway, I'll be on a 150 day tour. I can't cut a man's arm off after he's passed away. I must tell my masters Aaron would rather that he,

that his right, oh, so he's saying that, you know, I rather than offending you, I would rather my arms get cut off basically. Oh yeah. Okay. And then his arms were cut off? Well, at the same time, laying his left hand upon his right arm at the very place, it was afterwards cut off. Oh, okay. Yes. Right. So later, he's had to have his arm cut off. And earlier in the day, in his speech at church, he's been talking about the fact that he would

rather have his arms cut off. And then later on his arms have been cut off. Right. Wow. So that is a story. Yeah. It's something. Holy shit. God was like, yeah, you were shit.

Like I told you that you were good and you pushed it. You pushed it. You could have just done the bad sermon and moved on, but you had to fucking push it kid. And, you know, God's up there with the list, with the transcript. He's like, it says right here, mate, right here. You literally said out loud in church, the place where I'm always listening. It was hyperbole. I'm sorry. Yeah.

And by the way, I can't put this bag on like I tried. It's a huge marketing move. A man named Charles Menor, an adopted son of George Hosteter, proprietor of the Tremont House, while walking on the railroad track on Thursday afternoon was run over by the switch engine. Oh. And had his arm broken in five places and his hand badly mutated. Mutilated. So he didn't really get run over.

I mean, kind of. What's the switch? I guess if you can fall under a train, based on all the films I've seen. Yeah, you can. And just lay low and it'll go over you, but he must have had his arm out. Had his arm out.

It took a- Earlier that guy, he'd been talking about the fact that he loved trains so much, he was willing to lose an arm for once. This town has an arm epidemic. Gentlemen, I am begging you to stop saying you blankety-blank. This town has an arm epidemic! Gentlemen, I am begging you to stop saying you blankety blank or cut off my arm. I'm begging you. If it keeps happening, I'll cut my arm off. No, no, Phil! A bear! A bear! Why did you just take my arm?

The mortician comes in and he goes, look, we didn't mention it at the time, but that skull we found in the garden, no arms. Whoa! Wait a minute. It's just like they find a man who's like, like gone around this town, taking everybody's arms and fashion them a man who's like, like gone around this town, taking everybody's arms and fashion them into something sort of like he wants to be the human spider or something like that. It's me, the millipede.

Jesus Christ, Barry. What the fuck? Aha! You all laughed at me when I said I could millipede myself 10 years ago, but I've been taking arms one by one and turning myself into the millipede. Hey Barry. The human millipede. The human millipede.

A name that will stand up without ridicule over the ages. It's very clear what this means. I'm the man with a million legs. And that's it. Well, Barry, I gotta be honest, we're probably gonna ridicule you more now. Cause you got all these arms dangling off you. All I eat is lettuce.

What? I'm in your gardens at night. Woo. Not so funny now, is it? My blood's greenish. So not sure what to do next because I kind of never thought past this moment but every nobody's y'all aren't as freaked out as I I've been taking the arms of these citizens for 10 years. Yeah, moment but everybody nobody's y'all aren't as freaked out as I I've been

taking arms of these citizens for ten years yeah that people hold on didn't you think it was strange that people were losing arms yeah but we're totally desensitized to it like we've seen so many arms come off like nobody has an arm anymore are any women attracted to my new form I I'm quite lonely. No. Can I ask one follow-up question please, even Millipede? Did you ever consider taking any legs or just exclusively arms? In retrospect, as far as movement goes, legs would have been wise. Do Millipedes have legs? Who knows? I was unable to really figure out what they are, to be honest. How many legs do they have? I mean, I'm only one guy, or millipede.

Barry, a lot of those look like dog legs. Summer dog legs, summer table legs. It's been pretty difficult to be quite honest. Is anyone here a bug doctor? Some of them are taking in the way that I would hope. All right. All right. Well, good to see everybody. I don't know. We kind of just want to get the door. We kind of just want to watch you walk out of town now. I can't know. We kind of just want to get the door. We kind of just want to watch you walk out of town now. I can't walk too far.

OK, it's one of the thousand issues I've come up with, honestly. Hey, Barry. Yeah. Is that a woman? Oh, sorry. Like half of them went up. That was crazy. Yeah, that kind of it's kind of cool in a way. Yeah, they're not so crazy now, am I?

Anyone any women have their hands up? I'm trying to kind of scam the guy. Can the guys with the guys duck so I can see the potential? Someone's got to want it. So come on. You ever done it? Millie style. see the potential. Someone's got to want it. I don't think so. Come on. You ever done it Millie style? That's where you lay under me and hello. All right. I will see you guys. I am going to get out of here.

Did I even read the sad part surgeons were sent for who amputated his arm close to his body. Did I even get to that? I don't think I got to that part. No, no. But that's fun too. He put it on his neck. There we go. Perfect.

A perfect match. Settled the dispute as to whether Ms. Fremont's name is Jesse or Anne has been decided by the publication of her father, Colonel Benton's will. Her name is? Jesse. Jesse Anne. Jesse Anne. Oh.

So that both parties in this important controversy were right and both were wrong. Important controversy. This was big. So there was big talk around town that Jessie Anne was called Jessie or Anne and nobody could work out whether her name was Anne or Jessie. And it turns out in her father's will, it's Jessie Anne. It's like a gender reveal, but in a will. Yeah.

It's a real, um, steep drop off from all the murder stories, isn't it? Who was that guy in the garden? We don't know, but her name is Jessie Anne. As soon as the middle peak guy walks out of town, they're like, now back to this Jessie Anne, one side of the town, so out of town, they're like, now back to this Jesse and. Yeah. One side of the town, so I said, Jesse, the other one's getting there.

We'll find anything to divide us. We just like being right or wrong and angry. We don't actually care. A deadly color. The new A's off green of the Paris Spring fashions is dyed with such poisonous materials that the seamstresses who prick their fingers while sewing it lose the use of their hands. Holy shit. And the use of their hands. Yeah.. Oh. And the lady. They lose the use of their hands.

Yeah. Hands again. Yeah, back to the hands. This feels like the editor of this paper has like the kind of reverse Quentin Tarantino thing. But you know, he's always got like close ups of feet in his stuff. This one's like, yes, and then there's another story

about something that happened to a hand. Have I told you anything about the time I saw a woman put her finger in soup? This is a paper. I know, but I didn't. Wow. She burned. I asked if I could lick it.

Sir? I don't know. How great are arms? And ladies have been taken vitally from wearing shawls of this color. So we've got to, this is so... This really is so American, even though this is outside of America. But the idea of like, a color will kill you, but people are like, but I love it. It's so great.

It's so radium too. The last line is, the tint is very brilliant. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. So worth it. Where did you get this? She's dead, sir. Yeah. And she died. Die.

So she died for die. She died to die. It was right there in the night. It was the time to die. I know she's dead, but how did she die? Die. Hang on, is this a bit? I'm a new coroner.

Now this woman's died. She did. She was died and woman's died. She did. She was died and she's died. She did die and now she's died. From? She previously died and she died from the die. She's dead though.

Yeah, she died. Yeah. From? The die. What was the die from? The die area. Oh God. She died.

And she died. The die area. Oh God. She died. She died area. She died area. A word to parents. The sad accidents which have occurred on the line of the railroad in this city, within a few days past, induce us to offer a few words of admonition to the parents and guardians of children.

There is a recklessness and want of care manifested on the part of children in this city. Yeah. Children are so needy. I just, when kids are reckless, I don't... I just, when kids are reckless, I don't... Hmm. Um... Which is utterly shocking to witness.

They run heedlessly into danger without a single thought or manifesting the least regard for life. They are stupid! I mean, as the trains pass our window every day, we behold, with horror, little boys hanging on to the sides of the freight trains and the platforms of the cars. Well, yeah, they're boys. Sure. It's literally their job.

That's their job. You do crazy shit when you're a boy. Sure. So you're a boy. Sure. So you're a boy. Yeah. I mean, there was literally a story in the Melbourne papers this week about like the fact that like kids are still running on the top of the trains, like all around Melbourne and stuff and how dangerous it is. And I thought like in New York, apparently like running on top of trains. It's apparently it's big on TikTok.

So not much has changed since the 1840s. You can pretty much do the exact same thing and whack it on your tick tock. I mean, because yeah, I've seen that and I've seen news shows on it where like kids are like paralyzed and shit because they ran into a tunnel wall or whatever. And and they're and their friend and they're just like, don't do it to their friends and their friends like, but I got but I got the juice, man. I got to do it. It's very, hey, you only live once. Sure. I get it.

The dollop, sorry, the pastimes does not promote train running a topic. The dollop does though. We should point out the dollop is super into children jumping and running on trains. Yeah. It's a, it's a complex. It's the American spirit. That's right. And please, and please, as we say on the dollop, if you're going to jump from

roof train to roof train, carry a gun. Yeah. Do it loaded, locked and loaded. Locked and loaded. Absolutely. Or don't, or just have it out in your hand. But loaded, locked and loaded. Locked and loaded. Absolutely. Or just have it out in your hand.

They jump off and on at discretion, notwithstanding the vigilance of the conductor and those in charge who have strict injunctions to drive them off. Seeing this as we do from our office window daily, our only surprise is that more of these foolish boys are not killed than there are. We would suggest to Paris.

It feels a bit disappointed. So many of them are living. We're looking out the window, really hoping to see one go down. We saw one guy, like one guy lose one arm. That's it. That's all we've seen. Did someone lose an arm? God damn it, Barry.

Hey, I'll take it. We know. Where's Jesse and I will have a wife. The millipede needs a queen. We would suggest to parents the necessity of cautioning their children against this, this truly dangerous practice. and in such strong terms that it will be remembered. If parents would enforce this, there would be little cause for recrimination between citizens of Washington Street and the railroad company and accidents would become few and

far between. Let parents and guardians adopt the suggestion by all means. Yeah. Why don't I send the train slowdown when it gets to town That's no fun Why you barely we gotta keep it moving just saying why you barreling through cuz time is money baby USA What's more important getting somewhere on time or your son? Yeah, you put it that way USA. All right. What's more important, getting somewhere on time or your son? Exactly.

Yeah, you put it that way. The trophies secured by the English upon the fall of the city of Canton were of some value, but the gain of the English was no comparison to the loss suffered by the Chinese. For very little besides the powder rockets and blue lights are of any practical value to the British army. The stink pots mentioned cannot be used by any civilized nation. It's took a weird turn. Stink pots? That's it. Stink pots. Yep. Still, the question I think is valid. Are we talking about the sort of things you could order from a comic book when you were little like X-ray specs and stink monkeys? X-ray specs and stink pots.

When we're using stink pots in battle, do stink pots mean something else other than what I think it means? I think it, I don't think it can mean anything else. It's just got to be a stink pot. A smelly pot? Yeah. The odious missiles are said to be offensive beyond... Odious missiles.

I love odious missiles. One of my favorite bands. Are said to be offensive beyond human endurance, indescribably so, as testified to those who have had the misfortune to come in contact with them. It is, it's a historical weapon, an earthen ware pot filled with noxious materials used in warfare. Right. Yeah.

Yeah, what do you put in there? All the arms that you didn't get back on. They are placed in a small float just large enough to contain them, and the man who is to manage the offensive operation, they are then allowed to float with the tide until the proper position near the side of the ship is attained, which is always in the night, and the match is then fired, and if all works well, the hideous missile is landed on the ship's deck, and the effluvium is so offensive and powerful that no human lungs can inhale it for one moment, and an immediate stampede must take place.

It's got sulfur gunpowder nails and noxious materials. So it's just general, whatever we can find. It's a real, a real dim sim approach of just like mystery meats. I've just combined it all together. We'll just do the chicken nuggets of warfare. Whatever we've got here, we'll just chuck in and blend up. It was just a simple idea. It was like, it'll be smelly. And someone's like, we should put nails in it.

It was like, we're getting away from the original bitch. And glass. Basically, it is just something that stinks that you can light on fire that you shoot at your enemy, right? So it's the equivalent of somebody like putting a shit in a brown paper bag and lighting it on fire outside somebody's door. That's basically what they were doing.

A warfare version of that. But how much better is that weapon on the porch if you put a bunch of nails in it? Yeah, just put some nails in there. Jesus Christ, my foot! I'm covered in shit! My foot's cut! Got him. Got him. Bam. Got his ass. T-talk 2030.

Oh, man. Just falling over after he stops the shit out. He's down. Also, that shit will give him a terrible infection. So infected now, dude. Your foot is fucked. Yeah. Enjoy the next six weeks. Motherfucker.

It's over. It's burned. Hold infected in one. The poor creature who's doing it is to execute this Chinese mandate does so at the sacrifice of his life. Oh, that's interesting. Maybe to the animation. The annexed are the items quote at the capture of Canton 40 430 guns are found in the city, 300,000 pounds of powder, 5,000 rockets,

2,000 blue lights, 3,000 stink pots, and six tons of bullets. Wow, a letter from China estimates the loss of lives by the bombardment of Canton at 10,000. Wow. Jesus Christ. So we sound horrible. The white, I assume this is Britain, right? Because they were always...

Was it or was it done to Britain? No, it wasn't done to Britain. The Chinese never attacked Britain. Oh, then it is cool. Oh, thank God. Yeah. English Army. English Army upon the fall of the city of... Fucking Rauron. Yeah. Yeah. So you got the old stink pot... Fucking right on. Yeah, yeah. So you got the old stink pot, haven't you? Yeah, that'll teach you. Knock it off.

Yeah. Could see one of those at like a premier league game. Fucking hell, someone's done a stink pot. Yeah. Yeah. The body of a murdered schoolmaster is said to have been found on the road not long since with his head full of fractions. Oh, that's...

He was studying math. I don't know what that means. But you're not able to... like in the blood are just like decimals? He was thinking math. blood or just like decimals. That would be so fucking great if you bludgeoned someone, their thoughts spilled out. Oh my God. Oh, that'd be the best. But then many more people.

You know, Peter Thiel's working on that. This is just the work of somebody who was so wrapped with the fact that the priest who was talking about wanting to lose his arms, lost his arms, that they're like, you know what? We're just putting everybody's job into this bit. Like, the maths guy was murdered. He was thinking about maths. There was quadratic equations spilled all around him. There's just a bunch of X's and equals signs over here, sir. This man was a teacher.

Officer Eagle has in his possession at the police office a copper boiler taken from a boy who had probably stolen it on Friday. Last broiler is a good one. And the owner can have it by applying at the police office. Yeah. Yeah. That's my, uh, yeah, that's my, uh, yeah, that's my boiler actually. Yeah. What did it say?

There's an inscription on it. What did it say? Yeah. It said, uh, oh, uh, you first. Yeah. You say, you know what? Actually, you say what it says and I'll tell you if it's my boiler based on that. Copper boiler.

Yeah, copper boiler. Yeah, yeah, copper boiler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For boiling coppers. Well. Probably the wrong time to bring it up, but anyway. Yeah, what the minute was? Yeah, sorry.

Excuse me. I had murder police. Jesus Christ. I murdered a lot of police. How did they catch you? Well. Well. It all started with the boy. This guy's a hell of a detective.

Never should have brought him into Prussia. That's my first mistake. I put a boy on and I stole the boiler. Moving day, we presume all our readers who have changed their location the first of May have already found out that last Saturday was moving day. What a bore this. What a bore is this moving out? What with upsetting furniture, cracking mirrors, breaking crockery, tearing up carpets, crosswives, squalling children, and cold dinners, it is enough to put the patience of several Jobes

to the test. We notice at many private residences Saturday that preparations were being made to move out. It was a busy day. And if it had proved a rainy May day, woe to husbands and wives and woe to the help. So they're just saying moving sucks. Yeah. I mean, I feel like this feels more like your editorial slash opinion piece about like an issue of the night.

Like it's got a real sort of like, what is the deal with moving? Why is moving so hard? How bad is moving? And if it rains, such way more. That's what I'm saying. Have I got a paper for you? You're going to have to sift through 40 arm articles. What? Just keep reading.

There is a lot of murder in today's paper. Don't worry. Don't worry. It's right at the end there. They found a man in the garden. Keep reading. Who's the millipede? Just get that one.

You know how it is with moving day when you've got to move your couch and your chair and all those bodies. You know who it is with moving day, when you've got to move your couch and your chair and all those bodies. You know who could really help on a day of moving? The millipede. That guy's like a weird Grendel guy that lives up in the hill. No, I'm not. You know how it's hard in this town to actually get anyone to help you move

because everybody's arms have been removed. So I'm gonna move. Well, I thought it was gonna be hard to get all this stuff out of here. The guy took our arms. Well, well, well, well, well. Oh, look who comes crawling back. Not so crazy, not so am I.

You're the one crawling back. Well, come on, that was such a cheap shot, man. I'm not. Come on now. That's crawling. I would call that crawling. Ah, can I finish? You can rent me to help you move. Why would I want a crawlipede to help me move? Not a crawlipede, millipede asshole.

All right. Listen, there's been a whole baseline of disrespect cooking through this town in a bad way lately. All right. Any women around or no, there's no women stay away from the women. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to the women. Yeah, stay away from the women and stay away from the children. We think you might be a millipedophile. Come on now. Come on now. That's not cool. Now, let's just stop those rumors right now. I would never. Good God. Are those rabbit legs? Yeah, some of them are feet.

What? And there's a chicken and one. I saw the frog to me, too. But I didn't know. I never touched a youth. That's disgusting. Wait, that was saying you did. No, I did not. You got like 30 farm animals hanging off you at this. It's just. Wow. Guys, can anyone move further than a man with like 800 legs of varying species?

I mean, look at me. I would say a lot of people can move. You're incredibly slow. I'm pretty fast considering what I've been through. Do you understand how hard this is to live like this? You did it to yourself. Hey, hey, hey. hard this is to live like this. You did it to yourself. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, what if we all moved in together? And we shared our wives. No, come on. It's called. Absolutely not. It's alright. Alright. Then maybe we just start a campaign to take some of these off of me. What? Oh, now you know you don't want the arms. Well, or we add more. Do you guys think it's cool? No. All right. Let's take I cannot tell you how bad you smell. Yeah,

All right, let's start. Take. I cannot tell you how bad you smell. Yeah. Look, look, look, you're like a human stink pot. Hey, hey, you know what? Let's add some Niles. No, I can't reach there. Get away from back there.

They just go into a fence. Oh, real funny. Hilarious. They just mail him to a fence. Oh, real funny. Hilarious. Oh, we're still on moving day. Right. We noticed at private residence this Saturday that preparations were being made to move

out. It was a busy day. Oh, I already did the rain. We fear the indulgence in strong adjectives and strong, well, we mean the free use of a strong pump handle would seriously affect the numbers and attendance at our city churches yesterday. But keep your temper and I'll be well

for another year at least. I mean. But keep your temper and I'll be well for another year, at least. Yeah. I mean, so moving days over and it's good. Maybe it's a who cares who cares. Yeah. Was there specifically a day in which people moved house? Like, was it a horse's birthday situation? Yes.

May. I think. I think it was May 1st. Everybody in every city moved all at once. It was. Yep. Every lease ended and you had to move and everybody moved on the same day. Everybody moved. Hold on. Can we, what happened back there, Will? Well, horse's birthday situation. Now, you're not, is that not a common thing? Do you not know that all horses have the same birthday, right? Well, what's going on?

Should we stop recording and are you okay? I believe that all horses have the same birthday. August the 1st or something, I believe, is the birthday of horses. And you were raised on a farm, correct? Yeah. Are we sort of doing an adult Santa reveal right now? All horses have the same birthday. This is, this is something that is, is this not a real thing? Oh, you know what?

I've just, I've just Googled it. And how's this in Australia? All horses celebrate their birthday on August the 1st. I did not know that this was not an international thing. I just assumed it was a thing out just in Australia, August 1st is horse's birth. I swear to God, this is the deal. Okay. America completely failing.

And as soon as we're like, it's over for us, Australia will open its mouth. And we'll all be like, wait, what? What are you talking about? Horses have August 1st. And I'm like, Oh, no, no, no. It turns out just my country has decided that all, that all but all horses should have the same. I'm like, Oh, no, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no.

I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no.

I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh, no, no. I'm like, Oh no, no, no. It turns out just my country has decided that all horses should have the same birthplace. All horses. It just does. How did it even start? I don't know.

I think it's for racing and like that, like, you know, cause horse racing and stuff, and they have to quantify. There's no justification that is going to work by the way. You can keep trying, but wherever you're at right now. Well, it's based on racing. Oh, OK. Oh, that helps. Did you have did you have horses on your farm growing up? No, we didn't have horses on our horses.

OK, here's what it says. It's all about simplifying things. Horses in a race are grouped by their age and having one universal birthday makes it easy to organize competitions. I don't even understand what that means. That's insane. All thorough. It's so funny how it keeps. Yes. All thoroughbreds have the same birthday.

So it's just a couple of guys like, stop with the fucking math. Oh, holy shit. Well, not since not since you're you dropped Chinese whispers as something is crazy. Yeah, this happened on Australia. Now that one's racist. But also you guys come up with some weird shit. All horses have the same Dave is like, exactly. So.

Holy fuck. Wow. Okay. Well, just when you thought moving day wasn't weird. Well, I mean, horse birthday is coming up guys. Everyone getting every horse. Only Australian horse. Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday. It's better than having to log on to Horsebook every day to see which horse has their birthday

and then send them a generic message to their Horsebook page that they will probably never read. They'll scroll past it the best of times and you're like, why are you doing this? Whereas we have one day horse birthday. Sure. I mean, if you don't think about it, it makes sense. Racebook. Racebook's a different thing. I'm actually liking the Racebook right now, and it's pretty alt-right. It's actually very much like Facebook. It was an easy transition. They literally just took the little line off the F, and it was right there in front of our faces. It's pretty much the same, actually.

A curious circumstance is related in a in Lion's France, in Lion's France journal. An old gentleman of some property in that city, Martin by name, was wounded in the side by a musket ball at the Battle of Jena and had to be carried off the field. He was cured in about two months, but the ball could not be extracted. Oh. So, he just got a metal balls deep. Sorry. Let's just wait here for Barry. Like no one wants to hear that from Barry. It however caused him no serious inconvenience, though at times he felt it move a little.

A few days ago, a large boil arose on the side, and he at last applied to it a putus. A what? A putus? A putus? A putus. A putus. P-O-U-L-T-I-C-E. Putus.

Pute. Pute. I don't know. I'm moving it on Saturday last. The ball, to his astonishment, fell out after having been in his body for 52 years. Oh, my God. That must have been good. Talk about a steak pot. Jesus. That thing was awful. That must have been great.

That must have felt great. Oh, two years. A long time to have a musket ball on your side. Mm hmm. Trust me. Mm hmm. Yeah. Just as Grimes. My dad put one in my side when I was four. Here you go. Now I know you're mine. Here you go. Now I know you're mine. Okay, so this is okay. So the headline here is distinguished visitors and it's a list.

Our goodly little city was quite honored on Sunday by the visit of a party of distinguished chiefs and braves of the Dakota Nation. And so the following of the names of the party. One, the man who was struck by the re. To the Smutty Bear. I am what the Smutty Bear, the Smutty Bear. That's a word. Yeah. You are Smutty. I'm looking for smutty bears in my area. I'm not a warrior per se.

What's your role in the charge? Hey, look at my dick. Let's just say I play cleanup. Was someone sitting here. Smutty bear blood. Uh, the mad bull or crazy bull. The elk with a bad voice. Oh, how?

The standing elk, the walking elk, the leaping thunder, the iron. You know, I love it just to how uncreative they were around the elk stuff. I said, yeah, you're the, you're the leaping elk. That's pretty good. Cause you're leaving your, I guess you're standing. What is my elk? Yeah. You're bad voiced. You're a weird voice elk. No, I'm fine. No, you're sounds funny elk. That's what you are. Fire causes autism. Keep your kids away from that open flame. I'll tell you what nation we're from, not vaccination. We're a people too.

The leaping thunder, the iron horn, one who knocks down two. That's pretty good. One who knocks down two. Yeah. Yeah. I am one who knocks down two. The fast bull, the grabbing hawk. I'm on probation. Fast Bull, the grabbing hawk.

I'm on probation. Smutty Bear and I get along great. Smutty Bear, the girls are washing clothes down by the river. Let me help you wash all of our clothes off while we wash them, right girls? Mind if I drink the river water where you washed? What? Okay, if I just dip my balls in again. We should swim over here. There's some poop. Jesus Christ.

The little white swan, the owl man. Hello. He spins his head around. Hi. Who? The white medicine cow that stands. It's been a long road to get to my name. And the last one is the pretty boy. Oh, the pretty boy. Hey fellas. It's tough though when you're like, it's fine to be a pretty boy when you are a pretty boy, but it's so much pressure.

Like some of the other ones you can just like, you know, it's smutty bear can be smutty bear for life. Yeah. For the pretty boy, there's like a, you know, there's a ticking clock on being the pretty. Yeah. Oh, for sure. He's like 35. He's like, Hey guys, what's up? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, pretty boy. Hi. My eye won't close. Jesus Christ, pretty boy. What? It's kind of cute. Isn't it endearing?

Jesus Christ. He stood too close to the fire. Elkwood weird voice, shut up. I'm just saying. We should fire all the elders. Oh, fuck. Well, we didn't get my biopsy results, but the results from this episode are in and they're positively fun.

Sorry about that. Will, people can see you in Montreal. Montreal is just for laughs. Just for laughs. Sorry about that. Will, people can see you in Montreal. Montreal is just for laughs. Just for laughs. Friday the 25th, Will Legitimate, my solo show. Come along, help me out. Will Legitimate, you are, it's been too long.

Please come back soon. And again, we're really open to you visiting America. I know for a while you were here hanging out. I don't know why you took off, but- Hey, I don't know why you didn't, but I don't know I didn't stick around Seems like you left a little early, right? I think the last time I talked to an American soil You said something like my god. I have to get the fuck out of here. Yeah You know you have plans not to like come back to somewhere immediately where you send

for your stuff. Like, I'm not going back to get it myself. I'm getting someone who's already there to ship it to where I am. Are you talking about David Garrett six months from now? Yeah. I've already secured a place in Australia. I mailed all my stuff and the address just said Australia please. And I taped $400 on the front of the box.

Oh fuck. Alright well thank you for joining us Will and good luck in Montreal and we'll see you soon in America. Thank you, lovely to talk to you. Thank you for joining us, Will, and good luck in Montreal, and we'll see you soon in America. Thank you. Lovely to talk to you. Thank you, Alfred. Thank you for having me. Hey, Dollop fans.

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