The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 141 - The Past Times with Dorian Debose

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Dorian Debose    

I recently went to visit my buddy Phil in Ontario a little while ago, and he was like, oh, yeah, just come over, stay at my place. You know, and I was like, buddy, love you, but probably not going to do that. So I ended up booking an Airbnb in like the village of Chippewa right on the well land, I believe, canal. And yeah, it was awesome. I had like, there's like a little dock. There were big windows.

The whole nature meets city vibe. It was perfect. By day three, like Phil was like, can I crash here? And I was like, no, you have a home. But he did. And that's really when it hit me, that someone had to be hosting this place that they weren't even there. But they're making money while we're just sitting out on the dock, drinking coffee, watching geese. having a good laugh with each other.

So if you've got the space, it's a practical way to earn some extra cash to, you know, go towards whatever, car payments, cat food, groceries, whatever, without it taking over your life. It's flexible. It's on your schedule and it works around your lifestyle. Whether you're at home or you're off visiting your own fill in another city. So if you've ever thought about hosting your own place, this is your sign. Your home might be worth more than you think. Find out how much at Airbnb.ca.ca slash host.

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All right, everybody. Welcome to the Past Times podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date and history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it before, and neither is our guest this week. The great Dorian DeBose. Dorian, welcome back. It's good to be that. Third, fourth.

It's my third time here. This means you're ended. I don't mean to, you're in. You're in the mix, Dorian, for next host of this show. We're looking to replace Dave. You're profit sharing. Is that right? No, Dave.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, Anthony Jr., it'd be great. I can't tell it's worse. Well, thanks for joining us, Dorian. You're in New York. I met you in Kansas City very randomly. Yeah, you met me on my home club. I met you at your home club, the Comedy Club of Kansas City, which is great.

Do you go back there? I need to go back more. I just got a real ID so I can finally fly again, but I got to go back home. That's hilarious that that's what's holding you up. Because it's a long drive. And also, like, it's a long drive to go stay on my mama's couch. Yeah, I've been on your mom's couch. Sorry about that.

But, no, great club. And then now you're in New York. You have a couple of shows you do, but the one that we were enamored with the last time you were on is evil Shark Tank. Yes. People can find information at Verbos-D-B-O-S-E,

which is your Instagram. But that show is people come out and pitch you fucking fucked up stuff on Shark Tank, basically. Yeah, like we have people come in and pitch their evil business ideas to a group of evil business tycoons.

It's a really fun live show. This last one, we had people pitching, like, products, people pitching services. Like, we had somebody bring in a white nationalist American girl doll, which is just American girl. Yeah, I was going to say. Doesn't seem crazy now.

I had another person pitch BetterHelp conversion therapy, which very fun. Thankfully, we're the only podcast that has never been sponsored by Better help on purpose. Maybe this will change. It would be great.

I'll tell you what, they, nothing makes better help thirstier than saying you reject them because. Oh my God. Do they, do they want to? Oh my God. They are looking to fuck. They are looking to fully fuck.

Yeah, we could have bought a house. Oh, my God. The guilt, the guilt would have gotten us in better health. And then, we were just sort of saying before, It could be a podcast, so maybe you'll turn it into a podcast. Who knows?

You should have one. You know that. Yeah, watch this space. We're doing something big. We don't know what it's going to be, but it's going to be something. Okay. All right. So people can follow you there.

Well, Dorian, I don't mean to be all business as I get, but you know what we're going to do here. We're going to go through this newspaper. Now, we're going to guess what year this paper is from. You have no clues. Dave will say you win no matter how far away you are from it and how far and how far away I am from it

so just guess a year and you'll win but I'm still going to guess because I have a connection to some people in the audience Dave's light just went out so some people in the audience like to know that I know what I'm doing but just guess a year Dorian

I'm giving you a lot of bullshit I'm sorry I'm feeling 18 97. It's a great guess. Great guess. It's a great guess. I don't think you're far off, to be quite honest with you. But I'll go, I'll go 1909 just to keep it spiced. Oh, Dorian wins easily. It is 1902. Oh, that really is a split. But it doesn't matter. No, no, because Dorian was under. And you can't go over. in this game, as you said many times. But I know, but you've seen it. But no, people have gone over and you've said that they've won when I've been closer.

Well, Jared, we're cool excited by blackjack rules because I'm a black man. I'm not, I don't see race or game. So I'm not even going to do that. I'm, I don't know if our listeners don't, I'm black. So. There is a couple of listen between black people and gingers. I, man, you know what? I got to tell you.

When that fucking TikTok trend started cooking, I was like, I'm listening. I'm listening. Come to daddy. Yeah, put the pin-de-cloth, walk around on. I polozy it all over town. Well, what do you think? I mean, how, okay, as a black man, what, am I, like, Dave's obviously just a white piece of shit. But there's no question.

I'm close. You and I are closer. Right, than we were a year ago based on the TikTok research I've seen. Yeah, we learned that we were cousins, basically. Yep. Thank you. All right, Dave. Second cousins, basically.

Fuck you, whitey. All right, let's party, Dave. Dorian and I are going to. Jesus Christ, I'm fucking... Shut up, White. Mostly Irish. Come on. Shut.

Oh, that's so pathetic that you're trying to align with us. I feel like the Irish are kind of black. This is just a part of three black men. I'm sorry. I can be very easy. fuck he really just took all the fun out of what i had going with you honestly but all right fine but we are we now on merch allowed to say a podcast hosted by three black men please be fucking awesome all right here we go dave where are we going it is the mcmillville news

from mcmillville oregon january 15th of 1902 we definitely got rid of this town, obviously, right? I mean, I've never heard of it. I love towns that we get rid of. Let's look it up. But I like when a town just no longer exists. Yeah, it just doesn't make the cover. It's all right, we're good.

Let's see. It's the county seat of the most popular city in Yam Hill, Oregon. Yam Hill? Yamhill County, Oregon. So population, The city had a population of 20,000. Yeah, so it's a, oh, population 35,000. So it's a city.

Yeah, it is growing. Yeah, it's a place. It's so happy to hear that it's growing. I like to hear a good old-fashioned American story. Oh, man. That's right. Hold on tight because it is. I'm sure this newspaper is all about growth and prosperity.

Oh, yeah. This is going to be a feel-good paper for sure. We have a railroad now. Well, by the way, Oregon is the white estate, David? Yeah, I think so. It's very up there, yeah. The three of us came away. I would think Alaska would be, but.

Oh, my God. I went to Alaska not too long ago, and I was astounded by two things. The whiteness and the fact that it felt like it was still 1991 there. Like, it was genuinely, I was like. See, it was like, you know when like your phone like forces you to do an update? It feels like Alaska's just been ignoring an update for like 30 years. It's like the cold makes the time go slower. Yeah, they're a little frozen.

They're like coming along slowly, you know, they're just like they just got like AOL discs. They're like, we can finally get some internet. I thought the more people are color up there. I thought there was still a lot of Native, like American folks up there. Well, yeah, you're right. You're right. there they're yes but when you go to the city like i was in anchorage and i was genuinely i was like this is it's white it's white uh okay so the white that's right that's right

yeah alaska's not close i was totally wrong i i just i just assumed there would be less Americans Yeah, it's Maine Vermont, West Virginia, New Hampshire, Wyoming, Iowa Yeah, there you go Iowa? Oh yeah, Iowa's fucking really white, yeah That's why it shouldn't be the first state to vote

Yeah, it's It's 89.8% white Oh my God Why do we let them vote in the primaries? Oh, they shouldn't Why don't we let them decide our country's face? It's crazy. Well, but let's be fair.

We don't do primaries anymore, so it's pretty irrelevant. No, yeah. So it's kind of like... Fun little relic of the past. Yeah, so it's kind of, let them enjoy their cosplay. Okay, this is a... By the way, McManville is between Portland and the Chinook Casino on the coast. So it's right halfway in between.

between. Okay. School boys today found a written confession purported to have been made by the unknown suicide who Friday blew his head off with dynamite. Oh my God. I mean, that's a fucking suicide. Oh, my God. Dynamite?

I really didn't know. That's, that's not, that you're not going to miss. You're not, you're not going to, you're not going to be like, wake up in the hospital. you're not going to wake up in the hospital like oh fuck that didn't work dynamite it's gonna work you're gone fucking amazing if it didn't though and that means you really wanted to end it because it's not like a gun you don't press it and then it fires you lit it and then you held it and you you had to stink the guts to hold the lit dynamite to your head it's a harder one because the gun is like

it's like you it's instant yeah you pull the triggered it's you've got to hold like you're hearing like the yeah yeah right right that's what was that that's a man with conviction that was a wick do they know why do they know why okay um the note unfortunately exploded oh so scrobles found a confession in which he confesses to having murdered h garrison a would be island rancher in 1894 oh so he killed someone eight years ago.

And then so he took his own life because... With dynamite? Yeah. With dynamite. That's so over the top. He's not fucking around. Wiley coyote. Sorry,

his handle didn't get there on time. Yeah, he tried to jump up but didn't look down, so he couldn't do it. Fuck, that is nuts. That is nuts. And then school boys find the confession of the self-dynamiter. at least they didn't find the body of the self-diamutter that would be worse how could you he was all pieced out whatever happened to like sepico or like something just much quiet yeah yeah

yeah yeah no i mean that's it's i mean it's very america it's so over the top that it's very a little patriotic yeah that's kind of like it's kind of awesome it's kind of my new way to go honestly except i would go jogging i would go running you know what i'd light it and i would jump off a building wow yeah i'm from a mid drop pop yeah that's what i do like a seagull that ate elka seltzer i think i wouldn't you see go a flip though yeah oh totally just fucking multiple flips i'm doing a 720 and i'm sticking the landing It's like the second your feet at the ground.

He fucking, oh my God. Garrison's body was found in a well in a mutilated condition nearly two years after the crime was committed. Oh, so he killed himself in 1896 and they found the body. They just found the confession. Oh, and then they were like, oh, let's go check this well. No, they had already found the body. Oh, okay. And they just found the letter.

Did he kill himself? in 1902 or did he kill himself he killed he killed he murdered the guy in 1894 he killed himself two years later and then they found the letter six years later oh I thought it was saying

that he killed himself in 1902 they found the body in 1986 1996 86 86 86 there's not much left sarge there's not much left serge they just find a bone in a well

this must be the guy who dynamited themselves. Pretty sure this is the dynamite body. Oh, the plot thickens. Walter Irving, the murdered man's former farmhand, was arrested and convicted of the crime and sentenced to 20 years.

Oh, fuck. First of all. A crime he didn't commit. A crime he didn't commit. Also, got to love that 20-year murder sentence. Those are the fucking days. Those are the fucking days, man. Murder 20 years. You still have a life.

I mean, really. I mean, I remember when I used to work construction, I one day, this fucking jacked dude and I were breaking, like basically demolishing a veranda. And we were standing there and he said to me, he goes, he goes, I really never asked any follow-up questions. It was one of those things where I worked with them for like two days. And we were getting along, fine. And he goes, somehow jail can. came up and he goes, oh, man, I went to jail once. And I go, for what?

And he goes, murder. And I was like, all right. I was like, dokey, dokey. I wasn't like, how did you get out? I was like, if you want to tell me stuff going for it. Otherwise, I'm good to not talk any further about what that happened back there. Yep. Okay, dokey, sir.

I was like, sure. Wow. Wow. Murder. Okay. All righty. I'll start carrying some of the debris out, Mr. Anyway, we got staff holding to do, sir.

Well, I think we should probably get some, oh, my God. Does you know the victim? Actually, I don't want to know. It doesn't matter. It's all good, man. It's a guy I work with. Same. I've heard my first one was a murder.

The annual report of the Super. of the dead letter office shows that people have not become less careless in using the mail as a means of forwarding valuables and letters. Now, see, I'm going to put an article, if I'm the editor, I'm putting an article in between the guy who took his own life with dynamite and a letter being found and this article about dead letters. Because I'm worried that there's a little too much of a tie-in that people are like, wait, he mailed a dead letter? I think the editor thought he was being so cute. Yeah, maybe, yeah. He was like, speaking of dead people letters. Uh-huh.

It's called a segue, gentlemen. People are stealing necklaces. Yeah. During the last year, the dead letter office received nearly six million unclaimed letters. Of these 87,852 were dropped into the post office. Was that without any address at all? Okay, if you're the post-off. Bob.

Can you get this to Bob? He'll find him. How many John Smith could there be? Tall guy, weird hand. Find him. He lives out west, you know. Yeah, he walks west. Everyone knows him.

Not knowing how a dresses worked back then. Being like blown. away by the mail being like, I can't believe they're going to get it to Tony that easily. But here's what you do. If you're the post office in this time and you've got all the, what you do is like you hold a competition and you Charlie and the chocolate factory it where 40 people get to come down and open 100 letters each. And that's it.

You just go, yeah, it's just, it's a fun giveaway. That's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. the number of letters reached you I think this is as I think this is the best anything I've ever said has gone on a podcast I think you're right I don't think any I don't think two people have ever been

that receptive to something that I've said no I like the idea of opening other people's mail Garrett that really that's my speed thank you my mom is a postal worker and she's like we really can't do that I'm like let me come on give it a shot Who's going to know? Who's going to know?

Honestly, who's going to know? I'll look at Chut. They won't even know. The relic. Your mom's like, look, the relic never works. Trust me. I've tried.

They can tell. It's got that old envelope dust on it. Oh, come on. They won't know. But you know, like, the envelope technology, like when you accidentally seal something

and they're like, I got to put one more thing in there and then you open it, you're like, you only get one crack. it's so impossible you only get one crack uh i remember i feel like it was ipods or something but a long time ago when they they first started like you could order them online it was like 30% weren't reaching their destination oh wow really it's like this

crazy amount i mean yeah i guess if you're going to open one you know go for it yeah uh the number of letters reaching the dead letter office which contained money was 47,000 and the amount of money enclosed aggregated $42,854. What was that in their money? Yeah, what is that? That's a lot of fucking money.

That's good money. Yeah, that's like back, that's like, it's got to be 10 times that, I would imagine. $50,000 in today's. It's like 43,000. It's but what, you know what's going to be funny is like as things get worse, eventually we won't need to do those conversions anymore.

We'll be like, about the same. That'd be 50 grand of today's money. It's about $1,600,000. That's why you do the giveaway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. While 175,000 letters received at the dead letter office contained postage stamps, 39,000 contained drafts, notes, and other valuable papers with a face value of 1,000, 178,000.

that is the grand total that's crazy the grand total of letters parcels etc opened at the dead letter office because of no other means of determining for whom they were destined or by whom they were sent was 7,663,751 that's a lot man so what do they do with them well what do you mean the letters they're just opening them because they're going to try to figure out who it's actually supposed to go to that job is horrible horrible. Well, no, I'm stuff and I own a house.

What are you talking about? Like, I'm just putting money in my pocket all the time. Oh, 100%. Yeah. But also, if you're like, if you're actually tasked with trying to locate

where these things are supposed to go, you're like, this is so stupid. It's so dumb. I just wanted to check in and see how your new bowls are doing. Oklahoma just became a state and now I have to take something there.

That's bullshit. it honestly I do think it'll be fun to get a time machine and just go back in time and just have so much money oh yeah

yeah what's in my bank account right now was like okay uh back then it's different oh yeah

back then you're like you're fucking royalty you're Carnegie yeah I mean you literally would like that would be we just did a dollop episode the other night

on a guy who bait like you basically were just like I own a city now like if you just struck at the right time I was really reading about Andrew Carnegie yesterday on like the train and like he kind of that they kind of

just did that with them in Pittsburgh like he just bought so much philanthropy there they were just like yeah I guess I guess you're the guy now no they it's also it's so funny the way well first of all like even thinking of it as philanthropic is funny, but in today's

terms, they were incredibly giving. But even back then, it was like, it was pittance. I mean, they were just making money hand over fist and then they'd just be like, I got everyone a party sub and people be like, he's a hero. It's interesting because

like, you read what Carnegie did and you're like, well, because Carnegie was more about it than like even like Bill Gates is now. Oh, yeah. But then you read what everyone else was doing and you're like, oh, I see why they thought Carnegie was a hero. The rest of you were like monsters. Yeah, well, they were like competitively.

I mean, I think they used to just be like more aware that that people were going to try to kill them. Right, Dave? Like, was that part of it? He famously left the country because he knew there was about to be like a strike. And he was like, well, somebody else could have to take the fall for this because I'm in Scotland. That's right.

Yeah, that was, we did, I did an episode on the, um, South Fork. I can't make, can't even fucking remember the name of it, fishing and hunting. club. Oh, the Pittsburgh, yeah. And it was like that. He was like, he was just fucking in Scotland when it was like the greatest flood of all time had taken place. And he just was like, oh, I'll just be in France and Scotland for a little while.

For like, those like several different occasions where like, if you look in the controversy section of his like Wikipedia, he's like mysteriously in Scotland and like something horrific happens. And I'm like, we know. Yeah. We know. Yeah. We know.

But then he built that town of library, so it's fine. Yeah, then they built a library and be like, what an awesome guy. No, that's what people get on like Jeff Bezos. Look, I'm not saying he's the best guy in the world, but he gave $500,000 to like, you dumb, motherfucker. You're fucking idiot. What amount of money could Jeff Bezos give you where you'd be a fan? Give me?

I doubt. Well, now this is just fucked up. Now I'm like, now you're going to be a piece of shit. shit I am. Gareth, he might be listening to this. This could change your life. Oh, if he is.

I don't know. Fuck. I mean, yeah, I was going to say five. If you gave me $5 million, I'd be like, I'll stop talking about you. That's the problem. The problem is if you finally, like, every time we send someone to be our voice inside of the club, they get inside the club and they're like, club is pretty cool. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, the whole deal.

The whole deal. Yeah. Yeah. No, we got to have a club and for the club, but also they should let me in the club like one time before they shut down the club. Yeah. That's what I don't know if the clubs ever get shut down. I'm sorry.

I'm depressing. I recently went to visit my buddy Phil in Ontario a little while ago. And he was like, oh, yeah, just come over, stay at my place. You know, and I was like, buddy, love you, but probably not going to do that. So I ended up booking an Airbnb in like the village of Chippewa right on the well land, I believe, canal. And yeah, it was awesome. I had like, there's like a little dock, there were big windows, the whole nature meets city vibe. It was perfect.

By day three, like Phil was like, can I crash here? And I was like, no, you have a home. Um, but he did. And, uh, and that's really when it hit me that someone had to be hosting this place that they weren't even there, but they're making money while we're just sitting out on the dock, drinking coffee, watching geese, having a good laugh with each other. So if you've got the space, it's a practical way to earn some extra cash to, you know, go towards whatever, uh, car payments, cat food, groceries, whatever, um, without it taken over your life. It's flexible. It's on your schedule. and it works around your lifestyle, whether you're at home or you're off visiting your own fill in another city. So if you've ever thought about hosting your own place, this is your sign. Your home might be worth more than you think.

Find out how much at Airbnb.ca.com slash host. Yeah, the dollop is brought to you by mood. Not just like moods. Yep. Moods don't have sponsors. No. We're talking about mood. Correct.

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in Ontario a little while ago, and he was like, oh yeah, just come over, stay at my place. You know, and I was like, buddy, love you, but probably not going to do that. So I ended up booking an Airbnb in like the village of Chippewa right on the well land, I believe, canal. And yeah, it was awesome. I had like, there was like a little dock, there were big windows, the whole nature meets city vibe.

It was perfect. By day three, like Phil was like, can I crash here? And I was like, no, you have a home. Um, but he did. And, uh, and that's really when it hit me that someone had to be hosting this place that they weren't even there, but they're making money while we're just sitting out on the dock, drinking coffee, watching geese, having a good laugh with each other. So if you've got the space, it's a practical way to earn some extra cash to, you know, go towards whatever, uh, car payments, cat food, groceries, whatever, um, without it taking over your life. It's flexible. It's on

your schedule and it works around your lifestyle whether you're at home or you're off visiting your own fill in another city so if you've ever thought about hosting your own place this is your sign your home might be worth more than you think find out how much at arbbb.ca slash host yeah the dollop is brought to you by mood not just like moods yeah moods don't have sponsors no we're talking about mood. Correct. Online cannabis company revolutionizing how we deal with life's challenges. You know, you got sleepless nights. You can't sleep a little bit. You got stress-filled days. You're a little bit freaking out on edge. How about a little mood, Gareth? Take it. Enjoy it. Mood.com has created an entire line of functional gummies that target specific

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and remember to use promo code dollop at checkout to save 20% on your first order. English console saves the life of an American sailor. In recalling incidents of international courtesy when British and Americans have

supported each other, a writer in the Boston transcript tells the following story, which came from an American sailor who had landed a port in Chile, the men had gone ashore and become somewhat hilarious as one of the police officer, what does that mean? I love, I just love what terms have changed. They were somewhat hilarious. They were like, they were doing impressions that were quite spot on. No, like went there and they were hysterical is what it means.

And one of the police officers, instead of... Wait, what? I don't think they were doing improv over there. The men came to school. They were doing a hero. Yes, and that's why this dump has finally accepted an intern. A droll premise, if I've ever heard one. Instead of warning him not to make a noise in the street,

drew his sword and knocked him down. Okay, so... That's how you do it. So a guy went crazy, and one of the cops pulled his sword and knocked him down. And the American got up and probably knocked the policeman down in return.

Man. Solidarity with my nigger down in Chulay. Yeah, that's right. Stand your ground, son. I love it. I'm about it. We're doing our bang. Yeah.

We're doing our bang down there. Not letting a nigga out. And then as expected, he, as expected, he was arrested, tried, and condemned to be shot the next morning. Who, the guy who got knocked? Oh, fuck me. The guy who knocked the cop down. They're like, no, you're dying.

Fuck me. It just never fucking ends. I didn't know ACAB was also. I mean, ACAB spans space and time. ACAB includes Chile in 1902. I mean, ACAB is literally

everywhere, forever. I don't even know Chile was a country yet, but like, police were already No, and even before, like, cops, it was like ACAB still holds. It's just a different version. You're out on, like, the Mesopotamia, and, like, you just look out and see, like, some cop-looking dude, and you're like, oh, yeah, I can tell. Here we go.

He's got a mustache. Yeah, there we are. Mr. Loring, the American console, expostulated with the authorities saying, not a word, saying that it would be monstrous to put a man to death for such a an offense, but they paid no attention to him. And I'm like that guy's blessed to Jeffert. All he did was kill a cop. He didn't

kill a cop. Well, I mean, he p- He pushed a cop. That might as well be killing him. He pudged a cop, yeah. You knocked a cop over. Yeah. That's murder. Yeah. They're dumb.

I've been there they are, for sure. I see, I keep seeing him getting, I keep seeing him getting taken down by fentanyl. the only thing the knock a copped out 7 kilometer radius of fentany

and all of a sudden they just like to die immediately it's like kryptonite and Superman oh man it's so funny oh no I grow weak

there must be fentanyl nearby their powers of racism and brutality grow weaker I can't kill innocent right now pulling up fentanyl to a carbon oil fentanyl

we're from the planet Fenton on the day specified the sale was brought out and pinioned for readiness for execution so many words okay pinioned

okay now the English console preparing to hoist the Union Jack saw a crowd in the field opposite it and realized that the execution was about to take place. And he rushed over to the American consul and cried, Loring, you're not going to let them shoot that man?

What can I do was the answer? I protested against it. I can do no more. Give me your flag, cried the Englishman. And with the two flags in hand, he ran to the field, elbowed his way through the crowd. It's like, it's flag fanfic too. It's like this is how, this is what like, a merit like

Dallas guys with Trump trucks think the flag means like respect this flag sir like this feels like it should be a company with like the most homoerotic AI rendition you've ever thought of it's called the union jackoff

two big muscular men holding each other we're like this isn't gay it's masculine it's just flag stuff with two flags in his hand he ran to the field elbowed his way through the crowd and soldiery and reached the prisoner this is like that Kylie Jenner Pepsi commercial

literally I think it's a one-on recreation he ran to the crowd and he handed them a Coca-Cola with real cocaine in it he folded the American flag about him and laid the union jack over it. And he stepped back and faced the officers and soldiery. Uh, yeah. So what the fuck do you think that means?

What are you doing? Shoot if you're dare. He shouted. And he's meant to be shot. And he's meant to be shot. And the man was not shot. What the fuck? This story is absolute fucking bullshit.

I've heard this one face like a million times. Yeah. Uh, there's no way. No way. and that man's name Donald Trump Donald J. Trump I'm Donald Trump

and this for sure happened I'm Donald Trump and I carried the Union Jack across the field whatever their little gay British flag is and the stars and bars I

you know Trump was on the White House roof it's like the funniest shit I've ever seen you know What do you make of that? You know that two years ago, the onion did that exact story. Trump is up on the roof of the White House to distract from whatever.

They did that exact story. It's Epstein drop cover-up shit. He just walked up on the roof. A guy can't even hang out on his roof no more. A guy can't even be it if he started barbecuing. The guy can't even grill no more. He went up at a grill and y'all was messing with him too more. How do you guys like your burgers?

What's a hot dog? It's a nice medium rare, the rarest. Just grilling. Donald Trump is on the roof of the White House having a cookout. What have been the most relatable thing he's done in years? Truly. That's why he couldn't do it. You're too young to remember this,

but when George Bush was president, he goes to the grocery store for a photo op to act regular. And the cashier's like scam. him out. And he's like, and what is that? And they were like, what's what? And he's like, that little laser thing. And everyone's like, I'm Mr. President, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck. Why is it like a reocard thing? The Republican presidents do not understand groceries. Yeah, I don't know. They just are unable to like, it's just so fucking shocking.

Rich people never go shopping, never go shopping for themselves. Which is so crazy. Maybe their whole life. Like the bushes were richest forever. So he probably never went to a grocery store. Well, when you read about like King Charles now, the absolute out of fucking touchness that he is, it is un, the guy has never tied his own shoes. He doesn't brush his own teeth. I mean, this is crazy shit.

Wait, what? He doesn't brush his own teeth? Like he does it, he gets, at minimum, someone hands him the toothbrush with toothpaste on it. Wow. Wow. Like, even if I was rich as shit, I would, you know what I mean? I'd be like, I'll, look, I'll brush my teeth, stop it. I mean, but imagine if you've been raised that rich.

I know, but even then I think I would still have this. I mean, I think I would still have a compulsion to be like, what are regulars doing? I want to try that version a little bit. more. So you want that guy to be unemployed? I wish I'd have that, but I think if I'd grown up rich enough,

I would, I don't even think I wouldn't even take a step. I'd think I'd be carried everywhere. Yeah. I would bring back chariots. Well, that was an unexpected turn. I got to be honest. Where are the chariots?

We said it, though, did sell me on it a little bit. Imagine, like, you go outside and, like, before you even have to step on the ground, there's just like two horses and a horseman waiting for you. I don't look. I don't, that I get. I get that. It's the brushing the teeth.

I would brush my own gut. You know what I mean? Like the idea that you'd have to even explain to someone logistically to hit like certain zones of it's fucking nuts. Or what the fuck? Get a sonic hair. Like he probably has a weird like horse bristled brush. It probably hurts a brush a jeep back then you needed a guy for it.

I hate that I'm defending the king, but like they didn't have. to you such a fucking homer do i think he wipes his own ass is a great question and and even then charles wipe his ass i don't think so like most kids you know learn to wipe their ass at a certain age but i bet he was like way older when he learned to wipe his own ass like 10 well it it sounds like historically through ai the king was the ass was was wiped so it's probably still the same You'd probably have an ass wipeer. There was an assistant for the monarch, including after he used to the toilet. Do you think he treated him well?

Do you think what? That's the guy treated the guy who wiped his ass well. Imagine you got to call that guy up and be like, hey, man, I had a big day at the Wing Dome. And I had a lot of wings. I'm going to need you extra early tomorrow and probably going to be a long day. And you're open overtime, son. There was, there's this other thing where like he grew, I can't even funny. Like, when he goes out on a fox hunt, his hard boiled eggs are supposed to be cooked a very specific way for when he comes back.

So someone is cooking hard boiled eggs around like a two hour time span just. So one's perfect. So that, so when he comes back, it's perfectly hot and cooked perfectly for him. and so they're just tossing eggs just to like make sure when he comes back he has like four perfect or whatever fucking nut

come on just begging for fucking overthrowness I hope the octopus culture that comes after us learns from this you really do get to the point where you're like I'm look

I don't want to die but if I just get to watch them crumble too let's go I'm okay with that you know what I mean like if I just get to watch like if I was burning in a fire

with Elon Musk I'd be like Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah I could have burned the fire alone It's like I'm like home war with me Yeah Whatever it is I'd be like you're dying He'd be like you're dying too

I'd be like yeah but you're dying You idiot By the way I'm in a fire It's like he's on the podcast By the way The Octopier They're building cities.

They're currently building three cities that they've found. Let's go. What's things? Octopi. Dorian's like, they have spaces for rent. The octopus of the world are starting to build cities. Let's go. Where are?

Still wild and a woolly. They have a post office where they just have a bunch of like envelopes. This isn't even a town yet. Still wild and woolly. Oregon man makes another day. dance a jig to the tune of a sharpshooter. This is the story of a starky prairie resident compelled to dance a clog in the darkness at the point of the gleaming barrel of a neighbor's revolver, while simulated constantly to greater effort by the whistle of bullets past his ears and about his feet. So this is...

Okay. Keep going. There's been ill-feeling for several weeks on Starkey Prairie over a series of dog killings. Oh, fuck. Oh. See, I should have gotten the comedy in. The headline sounded like it was going to be fun. It's goofy nuts.

Every story, everything that's come out has gotten sad. Yeah, now it's dog killings. It's dog killing. It's shooting at your neighbor. I can get with the shooting at your neighbor. This dog killings is never going to be fertile. Well, maybe it was a dog more. dance at gunpoint over a dog killing

just feel so dark No, but you remove the dog killing and I enjoy it I think you If my neighbor killed my dog I would make them dance a jig For hours I would kill them

I would kill him He'd be dancing a jig And then dead I just wouldn't I mean I don't know what I do I'd make them eat dog food While I was like being crazy I'd be all boozed up

And I'd be like Eat his food You piece of shit I'm going to walk you I'm going to walk you around the block neighbor I love this goddamn mind that's right

poop and I'm going to pretend to pick it up with this bag what poop and I'm going to pretend I'm picking it off you piece of you he's like why do you actually just pick it up I never did that with sparks which is probably why

he did that sparks That's why I did that Oh, well yeah I guess that was pretty fucked up Sorry I should be more courteous as a neighbor I'm still gonna have to kill you But going forward I understood

Neighbors suspected each other Of the poisonings And a lot of bad blood Was engendered Didn't even know No, they don't know who's doing it Nobody knows who's killing You can't make somebody dance a gunpoint

on a lunch? Yeah, he can. That's the best way to do it. I'm 60%. You're the hokey pokey, nigga. Do the hokey pokey, nigga. All right. There you go.

Let me see some river dance. Lose the shirt. Lose the shirt. Little meanness began to be practiced. The latest of which was a tie, was to tie a bulldog of pronounced vicious tendons. sees on a starky prairie bridge after dark.

This was designed to scare a team of horses. Okay, so they are using the dogs to fuck with other people, so that might be why the dogs are getting killed. So it was a settler named R. Wilkinson who fell into the trap. Wilkinson drove directly on the bridge when the bulldog began to operate with the result that he nearly had serious trouble with his cults. And Wilkinson settled in his mind the author of the trick immediately, and drove straight to the house of Henry Bean.

Bean, he thought, was the transgressor. Who else could it be? It's fucking Bean. If it's a fucking bulldog on a bridge, it's got to be Bean. Come on. Put it together. Put it together. Who else would do that?

I don't know. No, Dave's cooking. It's got to be mean. It's not cooking. There's no cooking. He's Trump on the White House roof. There's no cooking. It's Bean.

We're telling you. It's being. We're pretty sure Bean is the man guy on Epstein. Island. Who would scare the horses? It's being not seen. It's obviously being. It's got being written all over it. Calling me to the door, Wilkinson had him covered before he could escape and a clog dance was ordered. Clog dance. I don't have clogs. My friend will be over with some soon. Just waiting for your guy to bring over. I don't know where he is. He's supposed to be here a little while ago. The eloquence of the six-shooter in

induced compliance, and the suspected bulldog operator began awkwardly to shuffle. That's funny, the script, suspected bulldog operator. That's such a, I wish that was my JD, dude. That's like a Tinder job. Bulldog operator. Suspected bulldog operator. Faster ordered Wilkinson and as a bullet. By the way, you got to, if you ever in this, you got to do a faster.

You have no choice. You got to do that. It's like dance dance revolution faster. There's nobody's ever dance at gunpoint fast enough. No. No, I'm doing the slowest shuffle ever if you. Yeah, yeah. Slow dance.

As a bullet saying startily. You can dance so slow and sad that they would stop making you do it. Absolutely. Yeah. It would be fun to try. The slowest, saddest, twerking. Yeah, you're trying to be real sexy. Like, sexy might be the better move to try to be like,

hmm. Actually, I'm good. You like that? You like that? I don't think we're going to take. You weren't good. Thank you. Oh, you guys are making me a wild.

You have to watch this section. You guys are making me wild. Go, go get on the Patreon. I'm a watch. Guys are making me a white. Ooh, my caboose is a loose. Now I'm going to kill you. Now I'm just going to shoot you in the head.

Ah, I said. I don't feel so good. As a bullet sang startily near the feet, commonly more familiar. Oh, I'm so fucking wet. Oh, I am. fit oh wow you guys are really making me feel this probably more familiar with the road behind the plow than the dance all four they responded

crudely finally wilkinson led his victim off with the admonition to keep his bulldog at home then wait he didn't let him then he compelled him at the pistol's point to come clear to wilkinson's home so he's making him now he's got to go to go He brought him all the way to his own house? Yeah. He's, yeah. The method of transportation... He's not of a plan.

It's just like... And now we're going over here. The method of transportation was not stated, but it has said Bean had to continue dancing at intervals clear across the prairie. All right, we're going to take a quick dance break. Don't stop dancing. Dance a lot. And more leg.

You really, the legs are just, you're just kind of doing all the arms. Your hips aren't going enough. Come on. Let me see, let me see them move them hips, Bain. There you go, Ben. At Wilkinson's place, he was forced to sign a note making over $75 to Wilkinson. That being was released. So he made him dance across the prairie and give him $75 over making your dog bark at his horses.

Not even so. I think he just, I think he just, uh, I signed a note. I think he just signed like an IOU. I mean, the whole thing sounds a little tossed together. That's all money happened to me, I think. All money was like an IOU.

Yeah, right. But you could have given him a con. That's a cold Benjamin right there. That's the best. IOU times are awesome. All right. I think you'll find this should take care of the debt. Bean says he will not stand for this treatment.

Shoddy, it rocks, sir. Bean says he will not stand for this treatment. He is not such a pistol artist as his neighbor says Spokane Falls spokesman review. So he has employed a lawyer to help him out and legal action will result. So he's going to sue him. Okay. That's a total great move, by the way. Maybe just whoops your ass, makes you dance across the prairie, give him $75.

Like, oh, I'm going to get my lawyer. Shut up. I know. Seriously. I was all being signed until I thought he was a bitch. Yeah, that is a fucking weak move. Leave your lawyer out of this. And imagine the lawyer like, so wait, what do you need?

Yeah, so I'm trying to sue him because he was out of line back there. That was crazy. I feel like you'll be hearing from Jenkins and Jenkins you'll be hearing at the end of it you'll be hearing from my lawyer

wait what what are you talking about you made me sucked a barrel of a gun and you won't hear the end of this Discovery is like you know in retrospect

the lawsuit was where the whole thing fell apart for me I should have just discovered me discovery really screwed me in this case when they found out

how I started dancing on him without being asked. They immediately lost all sympathy you're like, hey, yes. Yeah, twerk, twerk. I saw you were twerking in the prairie? Can you explain that

a little more out of the middle? Well, you had a gun, and it was in his pocket and I had to get very close to him. Yeah, but a twerk, sir. Well, I'll be honest. At some point, I deserve decided to try to turn this thing pretty erotic, just to sort of see what I could get out of it. So I was doing a bunch of stuff.

Twork, crotch touching. One point I dropped my spectacles, and I turned around and bent over to pick them up and was presenting Gooch, aka Taint. Or as we call it nowadays, the skin pasture. Can you show the court? The port is puking immediately. She puts dynamite to her head. He was like, I told him, man, in 1984. That light.

Beggers pursue Carnegie. While in Pittsburgh, yeah. While in Pittsburgh the other day, Andrew Carnegie was forced to leave the house in which he was staying by a rear door and drive off in a carriage to escape a crowd of people begging money for charitable projects. many of them for libraries. Mr. Carnegie receives over 300 begging letters a day. No, it's just asking for charity. They're not begging.

What the fuck? These little poppers. Can you please both the libraries? Like, ugh. Oh, wow. We're just talking about it. That's crazy. But that is, it's also such an innocent plea.

Just give us knowledge. He's like, that's a problem. We want a library for our children. and he's sneaking out the back door. He's like, I'm the Beatles. I got to get out of here. He'll build another dam that's going to destroy another town. It really is just so fucking,

it, honestly, I would be filled with hope if I didn't know as much as I do now because of these podcasts about history. Because I would be like, this can't happen. And it's like, nah,

it does happen. And even if you get it away from them for a minute, the culture of evil greed is just waiting around the corner, just like, eh, time for a comeback. Every billionaire is deeply evil, except for the billionaire who I work for, who is a great guy. I think he is genuinely fantastic. Who's this? Doing really good stuff for the world.

I'm not going to say that. What a smart answer. The philanthropy he's doing is really impactful and super important. I'm glad to support it every day. Every other billionaire should die. Just a fine line. Like, my guy is incredible. Okay.

That's so interesting. I'm a company, man, man. Well, by the way, we've said this before, like, like, sometimes it shows or whatever. I'll talk to people and they'll be like, we're for, like, whatever, Amazon or something, there'd be shame. And I'll be like, this is not, you're, you've not decided that you want to align yourself with these people directly. Like, they're, eventually there will be four people to work for. and they'll all be evil pieces of shit. There's really, you know, this is not a personal choice thing any longer.

There hasn't been an ethical way to make money in like the last like 50 years. Yeah, there is, like sometimes too, it's like I'll go to like a city where they'll like people be like they make military shit. You're just like, yeah, no, look, it's like we're all just trying to keep, you know, having HBO Max. Like, we're just all fighting the same battle. Like, what do you want me to do, not work at the blood factory? It's the only place is hiring. I know, yeah. Someone's got to take the skin off these kids' skulls for charity.

Do you think these bloodbass pour themselves? Yeah. Look, we got to get marrow out of these boys. This is organic, bone to table. A disqualifying man for kinghood. Adi only Bizek. I don't know. Whoa, I'm going to need you to say that one one more time, Mr.

Adoni, Adoni Bizek. Adoni Bizek. It was so musical the way you said it before. Ad the only Bizek. Add the only Bizek. Add the only Bizek. Mentioned in the book of judges. I love when people get mad at me because I don't know how to pronounce religious shit.

And I'm like, buddy. Yeah. You should feel bad for no one out of pronounce religious shit. Mentioned in the book of judges was captured by the Jews who cut off his thumbs and great toes. This was done to prevent his making an attempt to regain his throne as in the east a maimed man could not be king. Wow. That is not shocking and yet so fucking horrible. I mean, that keeps them off the, that keeps them off the, yeah.

That would be so great if that's how, like, if like, that was the same for president. I mean, you literally, like, Trump got his ear shot off and you'd be like, sorry, buddy, his campaign's over. I mean, not that because that's fake, but don't, yeah, obviously that was AI. I don't think that why would you cut off his thumb? That's his cruelty. Yeah, that is the worst one. Yeah. This is equivalent to it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you could take off a pinky. Oh, pinky can go. Pinky, I would let you do that for free. Yeah, pinky could go. Pinky ring finger middle, one thumb. That's fair to me.

If you say, if you say you let someone take off your pinky for free, how much you letting people take off the thumb for? And also, where is this market that this is a thing? All these, I'm Dorian, I'd love to have your pinky. So if you're willing to stick with that, I'll cut it off ASAP. Oh, you know, Price, we've had this exact conversation. I don't believe we have. Once again, I'm auctioned up by.

Once again, Gary just by. At least we have roles. Consistent. To prevent telegraphists' paralysis. Okay, so... Is that a dinosaur? Let me look this up. So the disease telegraphic paralysis,

telegraph clerks will hear with alarm a telegraphic analysis of new malady reported by a French physician. An employee who has been engaged in the telegraph office for nine years found that he could not form clearly the letters U. represented by two dots and a stroke i by two dots and s by three dots on trying to trace the letters his hand became stiff and cramped what the fuck is he then endeavored to use his thumb alone so he's it's it sounds like uh uh what do you call it when your hands are all fucked up from repetitive motion arthritis um no a carpal tunnel it sounds like a version of carpal tunnel because he's doing the same motion over and over.

Hey, if that gave you carpal tunnel, believe me, I'd have it. What does that mean? I love just saying if, if hand locking because of a repetitive motion is a side effect of that occurs, I think you'd find I'd have a lobster claw, gentlemen. Why is that? What do you mean by writing? No, no. Well, not writing, but certainly, let's just say, dipping the pen or the quill into the ink quite a bit.

Oh, so you're a painter? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. If a locked hand was something that occurred because you had the appearance of a. of some pipe in the hand in a repetitive motion. Put it that way, I'm poking holes in this theory because if this were true, believe me, you'd only see me with a sort of a hand gesture

that was locked with a little bit of a hole in it. The size, not tiny, but not super big. So like a plumber? no I jack off what the fuck what the fuck is wrong with you no no no for charity

this show what do you need for charity no no no you check out for charity children watching this show I'm so far no no no no no no you're a charity masturbator

I give come as much as I can every year. I save what I need and I give the rest away. People are calling him Andrew Kamagny. Well done. Okay. So back to our newspaper, which we really sidetracked from.

I agree. I don't know what happened there. It felt like you guys kind of got a little... To prevent... Telegraphs paralysis. Telegraphis paralysis is to be prevented by a new telegraph key. I got that from masturbating. Oh, oh, fucking course.

Here's a really bad thing that can happen, because now you have to type. Oh, we have the best thing for you. The new, the new key pet. Shut up. It's ergonomics. Shut off. Always. The key has a handle large enough to be grasped by the entire hand and can be turned.

Hysterical. Just a jammer. And can be turned at any angle or set in any position the operator may prefer for ease. Keep working. Keep working. Don't stop working. You know how your hand was falling off? Ooh, now we have something that you can use your whole arm.

Now, yeah, I mean, that's really what they're doing. They're like, now your arm will start to take the brunt of it while that horrible hand heals. And this one's a even kid friendly. Yeah. All right, one last one. This is news from the town of Willamina. And it says, Willamina will soon have a creamery and cheese factory. Next, we need a drugstore, a doctor, and a lawyer, and then we will have a full-fledged town.

They don't even have a... This is not news from the town of Willamina. This is Wilhelmina being so, so ambitious. They're so close. All we need is everything for infrastructure. If people move here, then we can have a town. That is such a... They're town fishing.

I'll make a tourist department for like my apartment. All I need is biceps, chest muscles, abs, better lower body, core strength, and another four inches. And I could be a bodybuilder. Now, you guys don't understand. I'm four wheels in an entire car away from having a car. If I had gills, tail, and was a fish, I could be a fish. Guys, I'm on the fourth floor. I'm almost an astronaut.

Well, Dorian, always a pleasure. Verboze to Bose, people can go find you there, and they can go watch Evil Shark Tank stay. And yeah, great dancing. Honestly, the kind of dancing that if I saw probably wouldn't shoot you, if I'm being honest. And that's a high compliment.

I'm so glad to hear me. High praise. Like all the time, I get worried that somebody's going to hold. hold me a gunpoint. I'm not going to be able to twerke by those moves. It's very smooth. It's smooth stuff.

Well, thank you for joining us, Dorian. Always a pleasure. And we look forward to appearance number four. The episode we'll be calling for Ian. Thank you. Enjoyed three, Ian.

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