The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 143 - The Past Times with Matt Braunger

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and funny man Matt Braunger SOURCES OFFICIAL MERCH TOUR DATES

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I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it before, and neither is our guest this week. The great Matt Brunger. Hello, Matt. Hi, guys. Thanks for the great part. Appreciate it. Thanks for having me on them. Well, all our, all our, all our sarcastic snipey bullshit before we started aside, I really, I love all the stuff you guys do. It always makes me laugh and keeps me company when I'm on the road and lonely. Oh, Matt. Well, listen, we all know what that's like, but you, you were on a live dollup. You were on a very interesting live episode

because the lawsuit threat we were threatened with a lawsuit uh how much do you remember like all the crazy shit before the show

where we were like what we had to take out an insurance policy on our content which was new yeah I didn't I didn't really understand

exactly what was going on I remember you guys were basically being I think as respectful as one could be to the situation but at the same time being like what is this?

We had to take out like a million dollar insurance. It was the craziest. We really thought like that was going to be a new thing but thankfully it was just kind of a one-off where it was like this theater was just fucking crazy for whatever reason. Yeah.

But we were like, what? So we never released your live dollop that we did at the mile high comedy festival whatever the fuck is yeah that's so strange i don't know why they think you or i or david would be that controversial it's dead man they probably did i mean we don't need to fuck around we know who we know who the fucking fire starter is okay let's just clear the air what because he was on epstein's jet he was taking a ride he flew it that's no he was piloting he was he was a pilot i was not i just did that And I cleaned out the bathrooms.

That's all I do. That's all I did. I did. I don't. Anyway, well, we're very glad to have you back. You have a new podcast called Tank Top Talk, where you show off the goods. I mean, I think that's a fair way to put it.

It's tank top talks, not that it matters, because it's the dumbest idea. But I just had this, it's one of those best stupid ideas I ever had. Because it's, I was like, I'll call it. tank top talks i'll wear a tank top and so my guest and we'll talk about the tanks and then we'll talk about whatever else and it's become we've done about seven of them and it's been it's like everyone feels so fucking silly and so do why because i typically wear pants with the tank top tucked in i like and it just the whole like any kind of front you've thrown up goes away now we were talking

You're having, seriously or take yourself seriously. You were having some technical issues. And so we were talking, and during the tech talk, Dave said he would never do the show. I'm going to have Dave on. Dave will do it. I agree. I want to wear a tank top. Yes, you will.

Look, first of all, I came on and came with what she called a, like, it's a muscle shirt. She cut their sleeves off. It's not technically a tank, but I allowed it. Like, is a hot dog a sandwich. She's a lady. I'm not sexually lady, but look. I know you can wear a. Watch your mouth, Dave.

You watch your goddamn. If I put on a tank top, I'm coming in to your podcast swinging. We're fighting. We can fight. That would be new. Fist fighting. That's, I mean, it's, I think people would enjoy that. I'm just trying to hit it on all levels.

So, yeah, you and me can square up. That's great. I mean, I mean, some of the biggest clips from Jim Rome's show is when people tried to kick his ass. I think you want that. We want that heat. We have the only segment. that we do is tuck in your tank where we talk about you do a tucked in take where you just say

something a crazy take and Dave I think you would be perfect that you should just show up like that psycho doing flips in roadhouse with the pool queue to to my Dalton okay in roadhouse you know what I mean like the Moriardi to his Sherlock Holmes tank top style yeah okay that's fine I think that'd be great are you in no I'm still not doing because I'm going to hurt I'm sorry. Well, it's funny. Everybody's like, before they ask them, they're like, oh, fuck, I don't wear a tank top.

And then once they do, they, it's the funest, stupidest thing. Oh, I just had E.D. Patterson on and she forgot her tank and stopped it at like a gas station and bought a t-shirt and cut the sleeves off. So it's just like, it's all about being silly. That's all. E. E.D. Patterson, Dave. Righteous gemstones.

Any thoughts? Yeah. You're better than her. No, you're not. All right, Matt. Why we're going to start this is we're going to guess what year this newspaper could be from. Oh, you're going to guess first. There's no context.

It's just a shot in the dark. Dave wants you to win. Dave will cheat me for you to win. But I have a good shot because I'm pretty good at reading him. Even right now, he's got a cheeky boy face on. But Matt, what year do you think this old newspaper could be from? Where am I? Pucking the dog.

Read the headline or what? Well, that's it. No shot in the dark. Oh, I just guessed the year. Yeah. Just randomly? It's like guessing, like guessing beans in a can. Stop and.

I love it. I'm going to do, I don't know why, but 1937 popped into my head. That's pretty good. 1937. I'm going to guess 1971. Oh, it's crazy. 1897. Matt wins.

Gareth, what were you doing? What was this? You were doing the up. Pointing at the dog. Oh, fuck. All right. Well, good, Matt. I'm glad you won legitimately, Matt,

because Dave is a real piece of crap. That's pure strategy in my part for sure. Yeah, all right. All right, 1897. August 1st, 1897. The Sunday Chronicle. August 1st is? It is.

Probably why it was done. Yeah, let's do another take where we pretend we did it like that. Three, two, one. Matt, we know. We catered it towards your birthday. It's a birthday, baby. Thank you, guys. Yeah.

It's the Sunday Chronicle from Chicago, which also is a place that you enjoy. A wonderful new gun. Oh, no. It's a good headline. It's a wonderful new gun. United States is building a cannon that will astonish the world. Oh, my God.

Unfortunately. the United States is a cannon that will astonish the world in so many embarrassing ways yeah honestly sad yeah the national government is building national government

is building a new 10 inch wire gun a 10 inch wire gun I mean none of us are going to know what that is I don't I don't know what a wire gun is I don't care

it's like there's all these times where you just look back and you're like yeah that there's somebody like sirens have been going off in America for two centuries gun description has always veered toward what sounds cool rather what rather than what is effective yes and I feel like wires were the lasers of its day in the 1800s what is telling me that's a wire gun he won't be able to take this mart out of this museum. We've got wires all over. I have wires in my home.

Don't worry. We're pretty safe. We have ADT. They put in wires. What if it just shoots out like a big wad of wire? That just gets you in the face and hopefully scratches you. Yeah, you're like, yeah, what? The guy's like, aha!

Not going anywhere now, are you? You're all wired about. You're like a curious kitten. I can't find any image of a 10 inch wire gun on what it is or... I assume 10 inches the barrel circumference. It fires a wire

wires. Just a huge it's just yarn ball of wires. Because if it's just 10 inches it's not very big. It has to be the barrel. If they should have 10 inches of wire it's like this is used for when people order wire

and I just deliver it. Yeah, if you go to Home Depot and you order an wire they'll go all right go around back to the wire gun we're gonna yeah time will shoot it into your car is that what batman uses to like to get out of places like he shoots his wire gun in the ceiling and it pulls him up yeah the but he needs more than if he had a 10 inch range and batman you're still in the same room i mean i assume i assume it uses it somehow uses a wire to Well, they call it a cannon.

Projectile. This doesn't sound wonderful. It doesn't. 1897, awesome. They're like, back all up, everyone. Yeah. Oh, it's huge. Did you hear the Americans have wire cannon?

We just screw. Okay, here you go. It will weigh 30 tons. Wow. Fuck off. What? Several elephants. And hurl a 600-pound shell with a muzzle velocity of 2,980.

feet per second. Now we're talking. Ah, it will be wrapped with 75 miles of wire weighing 30,000 pounds. What the fuck is happening? What is going on? What is this? For home defense? Yeah. This is for defending a small

farm or a single family. What is this? This is like you put this on the coast. Did you say seven miles? 70 some miles. Yeah, it is on the coast. It's on the coast, but what are you going to hit? You're not going to hit a ship.

In the 1897, you're not hitting a ship from that far away. You're not. This is like you're one and done. So if one sloppy sailor on the ship just fires it wrong, they're like, God damn it, Davis. Sorry. I thought I had him. Well, let's reload it. We don't have the miles of wire, you idiot.

We only had the one. Oh! It was a team of 30. It took them a year to wind the wire. Eight years of planning for this shot. I feel bad enough already. Stop. Jesus Christ.

So it's like something you put on a battleship kind of, or on a shore? No, it's for coastal defense. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Yeah. So you shoot it. chips or a guy. So 10 inches is a guy.

10 inches. So Gerith was right. It is the barrel. The 10 inches is the barrel. Yeah, it's got to be. Gotta be. Okay. Just like me. Right, those? Hey, Dave. Hey. Hey, Dave. Remember this stuff we talked about being really problematic? This is one of those things. I have a 10 inch wide. Don't get us. Don't get us sued again. Yeah. Like we want to release this episode with Matt. So please.

Is it not sexy to say? I have a 10-inch-wide penis hole. David. David. Back, that was that. That's now. But back then was like, oh, I got a new tattoo. You can only see it when it's hard. It was like, dude, I don't know.

No one if you're joking or not. Dave, Dave, are you insinuating you have a 10-inch-wide urethra? That's right. That's right. Do you feel good about what you're doing? Yeah. The show's recording. I've been loosening that bad boy.

And not any pain with that size of urethras. Dave. I loosen it every day. David. working in there, started with the finger. Dave Anthony. I'm actually a fist. I'm calling your wife.

Are you a guy from the Robert Mapplethorpe photo that I saw in high school that ruined me and my friends? A big can of the digit into his. Yeah. That's my inspiration. By the way, that's Joe Rogan's advice on how to get rid of tetanus. Jam your finger in it a little. Look, it's not his fault that so many guys didn't clean. their fingernails before they tried it though

like so many they went straight from the gym mat they went straight from the gym mat to dig it in there you shouldn't figure out your own he's a great example I shouldn't forget your own dose of testosterone go to a doctor

counterpoint he's a doctor go ahead look okay I went to one of those pop up medical facility slash trucks called testosterone Are those accredited? I never...

Those are very good. I just like, I thought the side, the, the, the graphic on the side of the van was super cool. It's a pop-up, it's a pop-up testosterone clinic. I only go to van physicians. I won't fuck around with a brick of mortar. No, not after COVID and what they said, everything was a lie. No. Yeah.

No. All doctors lied. The only, the only people who were telling the truth during COVID were comedians on podcasts, which is, you know, weird. But that's how. it worked 100% yeah can you imagine like those first couple years where you're on the road opening for people and you're in the green room and the guy's like listen i i see i see you just went to the doctor give me those forms just tears them in half guys guys half drunk before the

first show yeah yeah okay those first couple years after like after the 2020 where you were like in green rooms and you were kind of like you were hearing some people had been real really a site, like they've been siloed off on their own for a minute. You were hearing some stuff where you're like, oh, yeah. Absolutely. My favorite was in the thick of 2020 where like my wife was soon to be giving birth in like mid-2020, like the summer. And so I wasn't going anywhere, but the amount of discourse online of, hey, you can still go up

in this place. Oh, yeah. Hey, you know. Oh, yeah. Nice. Side splitters. Benny's belly buster Cafe is still open.

Yeah. There were the places. You could find them. They were out of the curve. Oh, yeah. You'd go to Florida. My agent laughingly saying, I can book you.

You know, like knowing I'd be like, just be like, I'm eating. You can roll the dice if you really need to talk. Do your dick jokes that bad right now. If you're dying, you might actually die. I can't stand on.

If I can't be on stage, I'm not a human. That's what you know. The guys who really need therapy on a different level. Well, I call my mouth my 10-inch wire cannon. Thoughts? Dave? I don't think it's funny. And now you're mocking me.

And I've been on my project, which I've been working at for a long time. Why don't you just get back to the paper, maybe? Dumb man speaks. Hey. Hey, the David, no, you. Uh, oh, Reynolds, you, Reynolds. You.

Oh, look at this. Charles Shrank of Wisconsin. Oh, shit, he's a shrink. The dumb person's state. I didn't know he was a shrink. Recover speech after nine years. By the way. A shrink?

Yeah. Past tense? Yeah. Recover speech after nine years. Oh, wow. for nine years Charles Shrink has been dumb oh they're saying

like you can't speak yeah we don't use that term anymore because it's high that's pretty harsh it's stupid for nine years yeah like if you're to say Joe Rogan's dumb it would be it wouldn't make sense today that's right

not since he had a terrible dream one night has he spoken a word yesterday he returned to his parents in Pestigo, Wisconsin, able to talk as as before he was stricken. Okay. So he just, let's, I, let's break that.

He had a bad dream. I love an old article like this that reads, like, just reads like a, the basis of a, of a short horror story. Like, I just put that in print. He had a bad dream and he hasn't spoken in nothing. my God.

Yeah. My God, Charles, tell us what the dream was. Well, you wouldn't even be able to get that far. It's not important. Like, editors, like, they had the whole thing. They held the whole thing of the dream. And the editors, like, cut it. It doesn't matter.

We've all been there. Or he didn't reveal it until the nine years later, like, he's just hanging out. He's like, it was a dream. Jesus Christ, Charles, what? I had a nightmare. Nine years ago. I dream.

I couldn't use my arms. He watched, I'm sure he watched his uncle strangle someone to death next to a riverbed and his uncle told him it was a dream. Yeah.

And actually he never spoke. Like it, that was the era of that. Older relatives being like, you dream of that. And you're going, oh God, I wouldn't believe it so much.

And then he, and then he realized after nine years he was like, oh my God, it was my cousin Tommy. Then he drowned. Well, where,

where. Look who's talking again. talking about his dreams nine years and then choosing to speak while while he could hear and know all that was said to him his vocal cords refused to work after being under the treatment of dr sanger brown of this city for a few weeks he has entirely recovered oh shrank was but 11 years of age when he had a dream what vision was he cannot remember but it frightened him so that he was

unable to speak the next day. What the fuck? What? I get it. I don't remember my dreams. Yeah, but you don't shut up. I mean, but then to go on a nine year talk strike

and like the closure I would be demanding. Getting up and you got your wife and kids or whatever. Just expect you to go about your day and you will not talk and all you write on a piece of paper is bad dream you just don't speak for days and days become weeks and weeks become months and your wife divorces you and your kids start to hate you as they're leaving the house you slam as they're leaving the house you slam the paper on the wall and just point bad dream you know and then finally nine years later

Well, Charles, now that you're talking, what was it? I don't remember. All right. So, what's for dinner? I kind of wish this guy was just not, he was, he would make noises, but he would, he did a terrible, like, bad, deaf person impression when he spoke. And you're just like, yeah. Charles. We're just like, fucking stop.

Charles. That's not natural. Charles. It's really offensive, dude. Charles, no. This will age poorly, Charles. This is. Worse than the wire canon.

His parents sent him to the all, to all the physicians in the vicinity of his home, but all the cures failed. When the young man first came to Dr. Brown, he was informed that nothing can be done for him, but the physician studied the case for a few days and at last minute experiment, which resulted in the cure of the young man.

Do we know the experiment? In discussing his cure yesterday, young shrank expressed himself as, feeling like a new man. He said it seemed odd to hear his own voice again after so many years of silence. No. All of a sudden, I'm British. How many times do you think this kid was slapped by different doctors?

Oh, the doctors he was going to. It was full of cocaine. Oh, well, yeah, just load it. Honestly, the best solved, by the way, to a non-darker is a bump. Oh, yes. do you have any ideas for your own business or for like a movie do you have any movie ideas okay yeah look i have one i've been thinking of one right it's about this no no no no you got to stay down you got to sit down you got to sit down you got to sit down

like what is this what is this journalism if any of us went back in time we would lose our minds they didn't share the dream or the cure in this article no it's a terrible what in the living fuck nothing happened how do you not sure the cure maybe the guy wouldn't give up maybe he wouldn't give it up because he's like uh trade secrets i can't tell you guys what i did but it was a figure in the ass the very last line of the article being filleted by a man we find it it's like this buried

piece of gay history what was first word his first words were I'm finishing Here we go By the way I do say here we go before an organ Was a gasped delightful Delightful Oh, Wondry

Michigan girls are sprightly This is This is terrible This sounds like something you'd find in the Epstein birthday card I don't think that's wrong. I don't know. I don't think it's wrong, but I'm worried about where it's headed. Yes, absolutely.

1897, any female observational articles in 1897 are just like, you're about to read buttocks. That's right. Sprightly could be. Yeah, it's a slippery slope right now. Could be loaded. Yeah, you're right. Yes. The young ladies of Greenville are strictly up to. date. They can swim dive. That's problematic. That's a problematic sentence right there. That's tough.

They can swim. They can swim. They can swim. They can swim, dive, and are good Marks woman. Marks women. I can't believe they use the appropriate like term. They have recently acquired another fad in the shape of

leapfrog parties. Here we go. Oh boy. Careful. That's where it starts, quite frankly. Careful. Leap frog parties. Here we go. Guys, if I read an article on your leapfrog party? Thing about a leapfrog party, you know, it doesn't mean anything, but it means everything. You know what I mean? Yeah. Guys?

Right, ladies. Leap frog party. I'm going to send out an Evite for my next birthday as a leapfrog party. Only women, as the police are taking me out of my house. What? Baby, it's a leapfrog party. Baby, come on. Come on.

And those who are posted say they do the act with as much agility and ease as their brothers. Oh, because dudes were really into leapfrogging at this. Dudes were leapfrog parties were a big thing with guys. You know, there's a lot of times where I lament the phone and the, you know, injection of Internet and everything. But then you hear this and you're like, I mean, this one right either. We were off on this, too. Yeah. Like, I don't want to jump over you guys.

No. for an afternoon. You say that because you haven't done it, but it's pretty fucking great. And you're the guy pushing back on doing tank top talks? I have a Leap Frog podcast. What?

Welcome back to Leapad. The audio is terrible. The audio is terrible and you can't see it. It's awful. You know, and we don't do you too. Until I got the, you know, little face live mics,

it was really bad. Yeah, because you were just moving far away. We were using a, we're using a boom mic. It was, uh, it was, uh, it just kept running into it with your face. Yeah. Jesus Christ. I, it's it you make a good point, Garrett. I at first was like, wow, what an arrow worth leapfrogging.

You'd be like, fuck, dude, do you hear there's a leapfrog party on Friday? I am just living for that. I can't believe it's only Tuesday. Oh, yeah. I got all these classes. Well, I also think, like, you know, we are so, you know, we really are. We're just like in our own little worlds. It's the individualism is a nightmare and all that.

But again, I would rather, I would rather watch like YouTube videos than be like excited to go leapfrog over some fellas on a Friday. Yeah. Personal choice. Now, if I got invited to the woman leapfrog party, yeah, I'm listening. That's right. That's right, Dave. Yeah, with your judge and eyes. Yeah.

I'm into it. I don't care. I don't, to me, leap-frogging is not about... Me either. I don't care. Any gender.

It's not about genders. It's never about genders to me. I'll do any gender. I can, I can leap over these, thems, uh, LG,

B TQIA. I think, I don't care. I, fuck you, Dave, ally. Bigger ally. The hopping and the being,

the hopping and the being, like, push down, hopped over again and again. Well, it's the chode stroke. I'm not looking, to get a chode stroke.

Well, you got a duck. You got to, you got to, you got to, otherwise you're going to get a sack to the back of your head. You're going to, you know. I like the back sack. You're going to, back. Backsack. You're going to get sack backed.

Hey, did you guys feel when Dave leapfrogged how big his meat as hole was? That, it can end up, it's suction on the back of my head. He's just gone swimming. Jordan stuck in Dave's your rethrone. Grab my whole cranium. Just grab my whole cranium. Looks like a snake's stave. I've torn the back of people's hair off the back of their hair.

I've ripped it off and there's just a big round spot. Careful, Dave will fry or tuck you during a leapfrog if you're not careful. I'm not frogging with Dave, man. If he's, Dave's frog and I'm not frogging. No way, man. I'm just going to go just go over and sit on the brandy barrel and have a couple, have a couple pops. I'm going to do a hair right. I'm going to do a hair right.

Yeah, Dave's, Dave's peat has sucked off the back of my hair. we go morning brandy go frogging then we have our wine lunch frogging again and then a whiskey dinner that's right and then froggin then frogging then frogging frog in night night frogging that's when we're just like you guys want to nude night froggin and everyone's like drunk night frogging the police show up aye boys weren't not fron warrior yeah how many how many uh like when they they'd catch a couple guys you know uh frogging had no like like a couple of a couple of boys going at it you know because as we all can imagine the hottest doing it yeah sex had to be back in this era or it was totally forbidden it would ruin your life

yeah you get away with it my god amazing how many guys were like no what no we were leapfrogging Oh, my God. A hundred percent. I bet that's how it started. Yeah. I bet that's how it started. Why does this feel so natural? I was jumping over, Bert.

It was jumping over. Over. I was hopping over, Bert. I'm just really bad at leapfrogging. Whoops. Missing. Whoops again. Whoopsy.

I did not leap all the way. There's a whole article. The guy who's the worst at leapfrogging. He's got a big smile for someone who falls so short on their leapfrogs. These two guys, they practice by themselves over and over and over, but they're still terrible. You know what I don't have a log cabin in the Yukon? You know what I wish I had right now? A log cabin in the Yukon.

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I get it. I get it. Charles Spar asked Justice Hennessey yesterday for legal authority to eject his aged father and mother from the basement of the house leased by him at 5309 Loughlin Street. Always with the addresses. That's horrendous. That's, that's, that's, no, we're all putting them, stashing your parents in the basement like a wine cellarer. is weird to begin with, but then be like, get out of here. All parents should be basemented.

Dave has some issues with his father, so he, uh... They should all be basemaned, for sure, starting at 60. By the way, not a term most of us have a short hand on. F.Y. I. Demented by grief over the unnatural conduct of his son, the old man has wandered from his home, and neither neighbors nor police have been able to, locate him oh no oh no that's the old guy that's just we're laughing now are we now that he's

roman hold on wait matt just so you know this is a dave's dad this is the last known photo of dave's father oh before he was basmitted before yes that's right he was basmitted before the basement yeah yeah well he kept saying i'm king of the basements i put him down there unmoved by the visible part your your move of creating an entertainment center down there that trapped in your cask of a Monteano, but with surround sound. Hey, there's no doorknob on this door. Dave. Putting doorknobs on the wall.

And this door won't open. Unmoved by the pitiful plight of his parents, Spar will not relent and says that the disappearance of his father was premeditated to evoke favor from the court. Oh, my God. What a piece of shit. You know this guy, you know who I'm picturing when I'm picturing this guy is, what was the name of Martin Scorelli? I'm picturing him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my most possible face. My dad, well, he got lost so that you would feel bad for him. Man. When Justice Hednessy ordered the hearing of the case, Young Spar asked that immediate permission be given to evict his parents who occupied the first floor of his cottage. Ms. Spar, his mother, a venerable woman, bent with age and supported by the kind arms of neighbors, was present to tell her story of filial ingratitude.

The sudden disappearance of her husband weighed heavily upon her and her tears excited sympathy. Oh, my God. This is amazing. You know what, though, they're painting him as such a time. terrible son, obviously what he's doing is terrible. But I'm just like, were these parents absolutely brutal to this boy?

That doesn't matter. No, it does matter. Come on. Make sure your dad again. He's just like, hey, listen, just because him and his partner were not good at leapfrogging, they denied him and his lifestyle and his whole life. And then

he got his revenge. I'm sorry, you got a love your son, no matter how he is. You don't kick out your elderly parents for, you handle, you manage it. Well, you put them in a basement. That's managing. Yeah, okay, sure.

Fine. Put him in a base. Let him live there now. He wants them out of the basement now. Yeah, no, that's the problem. I'm not saying, I get it, all right? Throw them in the basement like they're critters. But what is he doing in the way.

His basement is his leapfrog workout studio. Like, you guys are, I mean, you're not reading between the lines here. He needs space. He's, I can't bring a chick back with my parents downstairs being old. I can't leapfrogging from my parents. Who's that a woman? You have a woman?

Is that a woman? Jesus Christ, Mom. Shut up! Okay, here we go. Here we go. Okay. Young Spar's story. Charles Spar told Justice Hennessey that during 26 months,

no rent had been paid by his parents, though he repeatedly demanded $5 a month. There you go. No. No. He's free loaders. You live rent free inside your mom for nine months, you little shit. No, my mom charged me five bucks.

That would be the best at the end. I was born. All right. So I'm just going to need to collect on that, Matt. I had to do print ads for really stupid products as a baby. That's all the work you can get. Baby gel from L.A. looks. he said he was not able to keep up the lease

and desired to have his father and mother evicted so he could move into their rooms and rent the upstairs apartments out Can you imagine like showing that? When you were showing that apartment like people being like how he would come up where you'd be like yeah this is actually

I used to live in here but then I threw my parents out my dad's missing but now I'm a move down there and then you guys will rent people available. Well I've got first off I don't want to work, A, and it's hard after the headaches that I incur from my nights before the days in saloons. So, and my tabs in all the saloons is very high. Yeah.

So I add all that up. I have to kick them out and then rent their space out to cover my saloon bill. I don't know if we have liquor listeners, but Justice Hennessey should be an ad campaign. Oh, I agree. And like everything, he always like, like every like verdict is like you probably want to have a little nip of Hennessy.

Yeah. Justice Hennessy. Figure it out. A smooth coniac judge. Yeah. Yeah. Miss Spar made no attempt to excite pity from the court or from her son. She declared in a voice broken by sobbing in tears that instead of paying rent,

she had repeatedly loaned her son money for which he would give her no credit. Okay, what's going on there? What's going on there? Are you trying to make this sound like you're right still for kicking up? Because what's happening? Why is she loaning him money instead of paying rent? She's asking for money back instead of paying rent.

Pay the fucking rent, you old free-go. First of all, you don't charge your rent, you piece of shit. You just don't do it. Okay. You old fucking, you old fucking money suck. Second, no. Oh, my God. You are.

That's crazy, though. of instead of there being 115 due for the 26 months rent, 137 had been placed in the hands of her son by herself and her husband. Young Spars display of ingratitude excited the wrath of Justice Hennessey. That old woman is rich, announced the son, and I'd know for a fact that old woman. This kid. He's right, technically.

She is an old woman. David. Dave, Dave's his lawyer. lawyer. My client is merely making an observation at the age of his mother, which is. She's old. His speech is though crude, crude truths, Your Honor. I have reached a verdict.

Everyone needs to have a delicious nip of everyone's favorite cognac. That old woman is rich, and I know for a fact that she has given plenty of her money to her other children. She won't let me have any. though she's willing to sponge on me. There's something going on here. Sibling rivalry. There it is. Sibling rivalry.

Yeah, not the favorite. Why would he be? Yep, yeah. Enough. Yeah. He's like Don Jr. Enough of this order to the court. As the elder Spar is not here,

I will continue the case till Monday. Charles Spar expressed great impatience over the delay. After Monday, I am satisfied. he said as he left that I will not be imposed upon and then Henry Spar the father was last seen Friday night after an altercation with his son

the old man was worked up to a great pitch over the latter's conduct as his landlord and left the premises without informing his wife neighbors declared that he was wandering about Laughlin Street far into the night but left no trace of his whereabouts in the morning

I mean can you imagine going to court after that being like fuck my dad yes well and being i think this is so close time wise to like the wild west that i think people still got fucking froggy with a judge like i can't imagine going to a case that i want to win and being like i'll wait till monday but what the fuck dude and like running out of the court and then wandering around to the streets all night's m i your mom's weeping with her a terrible posture. They took a horse-drung carriage.

They couldn't afford to get to court. Like, can't get home. Your Honor, I wanted Airbnb. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. Wandering the streets just nipping from a flask of something horrendous. Like, why is he wandering the streets? And no one knows where he went.

Because he's an old son of a bitch. from appearances it would seem that the basement was never intended for occupancy in spite of the fact that a man of 75 and his wife of 68 have made it their dwelling for over two years think of being a man at age 75 and 1897 you're a hundred years old you don't have any teeth and you're missing all your teeth in at least one foot like no question living in a basement and like dying and your son's like get the fuck out of here you're a wet stone basement yeah and the ground is where rats are your friends bring in some fucking money you know what I mean David you know you can be down there canning pickles and selling them you're not doing shit Jesus Christ Jesus Christ you know what I this is my dream if I

one thing it would be reanimate your father and I'd want to watch you two fight on a YouTube live just bring your dad back to life just so he could fucking box you. If the pod just cut to an AI commercial right then, that would just be such a, such a home run.

It's funny you bring that up, Gareth, because that can be achieved as something you could enjoy. Bring your dad back for fights. Ancestry.com has a tier level to pay monthly. The final argument we had was about how

he didn't think solar power was real. Look, I'm not, I'm not, I'm defending your dad's right. I'm defending your dad's right to have that opinion. I'm not agreeing. Henry Spar is described by neighbors as feeble in the extreme and unable to work. Bam! I told you!

He's a fucking free loader. But that means don't charge him rent. That means, well, then sell a body part. This guy didn't believe in solar tech. Okay. He looks like he runs. Polar panels. From a scale of one to ten, tell the audience how red his head is.

Well, one to ten. I don't appreciate it. I tell the audience. Hold on, allow me to contextualize it a little bit. The only reason why I can't give him a ten is because a couple spots are super red. So I'll go nine as an overall red and three spots are off the charts, 10 red. But by the way, it's right under a light. He's right under a light.

Should heads be red. A gas powered light. Are they supposed to be red naturally? Is a head supposed to be red? I will say there's some delicious irony in a man whose head looks like it's the sun fighting against solar. Sure.

And no. And that picture was taken in the middle of winter. It's not. There's no sun that can burn him. That's just his natural color. Hey, hey, hey. Wow. the guy

I've known people like that yeah I mean by the way if we've ever seen a guy whose name actually should be Justice Hennessy it is this man

that's my daddy oh here we go so for that that was his induction ceremony and he invited us up and I went I think I

think I just started dating Heather and brought her and hit my dad's like I got I got a place for you don't worry about staying and we go into this hotel and it is like I mean it's up in like big bear or something but it's like how did you find a hotel this bad in it let alone big bear but anywhere like it was the most rundown disgusting like then we had to go find another place and like a better place but like that That ceremony to me is just all I can think of is just me going into that hotel and going, wow, look at all the bugs.

Well, at least he didn't make you just wander the streets after you wanted to find a new hotel. And Big Bear explains a lot, too, especially with the redness. I think the area of Big Bear, you know, like where they just figured out that Wisconsin is the most per capita drinking of the entire country. By far. Basically, I think Big Bear is California's answer. I mean, I've never. Like, you go out to you.

He's eating every other table. Everyone is just smashed, you know. It's the altitude, but still. Dave's dad was a great energy. They're not that ripped in Denver. Dave's dad was a great energy. He was great to be around. He was a legend.

And yeah, he had a drinking problem, but he also had a drinking solution. And I miss him all the time. And I'll tell you what, when I gave the eulogy at his funeral, there wasn't a dry eye in the house. Or glass. Or glass.

Deprived of means to scratch. Terry Ottman was fined for peculiar assault and battery, a boy who was annoying him and whom he caught scratched him in the face. Thereby Ottoman forcibly trimmed his fingernails. This was the assault and battery. Oh, my God. The forcible trimming of a boy's nails after he scratched you? That's so gross.

That is crazy. This is how you deal with it. You are, you're just on your end. You're going to be the antagonist today. You guys just plant flags. I see how this works. The only person heard in this story. But let me just say this.

How do you forcibly cut nails? I do it to my cat. I sit on him. Are you holding the, are you trimming your own cat's nails? You don't take. or them to a specialist or anything? Thank you. He is a day.

Wow. No, I do him. I do him. Good for you. Does he scream? Does he hate it? Scream? No.

Does he get it? No. But we did have a fight last night. Last night we did. Carrith. Yeah, Gareth's an abuse victim in the, it's a domestic abuse situation. Stop fighting. Why did that, dude?

Why did that happen? He was irritated for how long you and I. I took recording some of our stuff. He didn't like that. Scratch you in the face until you trim the nails. I recorded, I did a thing right before. So it was about two hours I'd basically been sitting here and he wanted to hang out. And then he, um, he was irritated and I could tell that I was about to get attacked.

I was attacked. I fought back mightily. And, uh, but he, uh, he's, he's, he don't fuck around. Hmm. He's a good boy. 100% you just described an abusive situation from an outsider sure but you don't give yeah because you don't understand anything you don't understand this you just want to have power over the person you're in a relationship with we have a no you you have a domestic abuse situation and you guys need to take top talks and you're doing it I'm calling I'm calling you're not pulling out on having Dave on your show met you're having a lot boy yeah now you're like the drunk couple and big bear the table next to me and going you heard what he said right You heard it. What did you think?

What do you think? Was I right or wrong? Was I right or wrong? Was I right or wrong? Come on, fucker. Are you here at this restaurant or not? When we go back to the hotel, the leapfrogging. You know, if you get in a fight with your leapfrog partner, and later the leapfrogging is great.

Leap froggy style. Make up leapfrogging. I tell you what. Oh, nothing like it. Nothing like it. Victim of the X-ray. These are all noir or sci-fi movie titles from the 50s. I completely agree.

They've got the Reefer Madness logo. It's very... Victim of the X-ray. Victim of the X-ray. Miss Josie McDonald of 9 West 44th Street had a strange... The address is crazy. It's important. It did you imagine.

It went on to... 70s. You got to find her. It's important to find her. Hey, you're the victim of the X-ray? Yes. Please, respect my privacy at this time. I read about you in the paper.

I read about you. I thought you looked really, you sounded pretty. Um, oh no. I don't think I've been clear. I'm looking to have sex. I know it's midnight. I work late Oh my God

My shorts are tight My shorts are tight I had a weird thing to say to a lady at midnight You have excited my arousal madame I mean they were probably just It's probably like gun violence too Where it was like you know women were getting like Acosted at their homes and an editor was like

I wish there was something we could do about it But the address is so important to these it's more important than what was in the dream how they solved his non-speech of nine years the address address address address yes that's all we need for the story yes her pitible condition is evidence of their terrible power miss macdonald had some teeth drawn and a violent pain and the jaw followed which the dentist could not account for well you took her teeth out We're all a bit baffled. We don't have any clue what this could be.

We don't know what happened. The thing we shouldn't be doing his finger pointing. Okay. He took her to a laboratory where a photograph of her jaw was taken by the rays, the sitting lasting 10 minutes. This photograph was somewhat, that's long. Ten minutes of x-rays. No.

This photograph was somewhat blurred. The sound If it's that quiet The photograph was somewhat blurred And a second was taken The exposure of her cheek to the rays lasting 15 minutes Oh Jesus Christ

The effect was soon After evident In the unnatural redness of the cheek And bloodshot eyes Oh my God That's so much radiation And the next day the pain was so intense as to

make her hysterical. The face too was almost black and her hair began to fall out. Well, he fucking Jesus Christ. You fucking radiated her. You put her in a little Chernobyl like what the fuck?

Oh my God. I mean, the next day when she comes back and she just looks like a cartoon with no hair and is just charred. I think it was something wrong with the thing. this is the attack of the x-ray she comes back and she's disfigured but she has phenomenal powers

yeah that's what she grabs him and withers him you know the dentist trying to not seem culpable when she shows up what did you do last night 15 seconds it was it was seconds not minutes i'm so sorry okay all right play it cool i think either way that's right handwriting is terrible it's Terrible. He fucking cooked her. He cooked her. 15 minutes. But 25 total, right?

Yeah, total 25. A cube of 25, she said they're just getting fucking baked. Poor woman. She just got x-ray baked. This one first one's a little blurry, so we're going to let you sit an extra five on this round, hon. Her family physician, Dr. Griswold, who was called, says the extent of the extent of the blistering is most remarkable. It runs down the neck, shoulder, and arm,

and that rays burned through the linen of her high collar. The discoloration is still very marked, and the doctor cannot say whether the hair will grow again. All of it on one side of her head has completely fallen off. I mean, this, she, Chernobyl is right. This is mini-Ternoble. She does.

Yeah, she totally got Chernobyl. But now that could be, like, might be able to pull that off as a hairstyle like, you know, very on the edge. Oh, wow. Look at her. Hello. Don't be afraid to put my address in the newspaper.

Oh, my God. Dr. Jenergan, who took the photograph, says his operation was a very ordinary one, and he thinks there must have been something wrong with Ms. McDonald's condition, which rendered her susceptible to the harm that lurks in the x-rays.

Did she fall in a fire overnight, maybe? What did she dream? Experiments have shown that some people are peculiarly liable to injury from unknown power contained in the rays. You cooked her.

You cooked her. You cooked her. You cooked her. You put her, you fucking put her in the microwave and hit dinner. Oh my God. I mean, what in the fuck? There's an illustration here. I wonder if I can. The illustration is like a very normal looking young lady

she doesn't have long hair she has shortish hair I mean look it's not normal oh my god even back oh cricky

and it really just is like half of her head yeah and she's trying to like work with the hair situation which is still long on one side and hanging down and then this side balls

I so want this to be like like a like a a dark comic yes like a really after our rated superhero movie yeah you know where she's just going around

frying gross dudes and stuff unfortunately Matt she just passed away just of head cancer wow a couple weeks ago made it a long made a long time

yeah she was no she hung in there considering she'd been killed by an x-ray. Wow. Wow. Well, good for her. I like how the doctor was like...

It's starting to make more and more sense why whenever they do that, they go in the other room. Because it's always like, I'm like, I thought we were in this together, but that fucking dental assistant jump ship real fast. Oh, no, they, yeah, no, it's... They toss a little bit of lead on you

and then they fucking bounce. Yeah. Yeah. My God. Yeah. All right. This is really safe, by the way. I'm going to go into a lead closet.

it while we do it for completely unrelated reasons. I'm leaving the building. Okay, so you stay here. I'm going to put this cannon right on your head. And then I'm just going to go back to another room that's been fortified. Okay? I just see the guy smoking his third cigarette and going, oh, holy fuck,

running back in a, like you do with like a boiling pot or something. You're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's like talking. No, no, no, no. So you're just got to finish the one lady. The one lady. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. hairs out she's smoking. You just hear a gna gna gna gna gna gna gna gna gna. Did you see the game last night? Man, that game last night was just crazy. Oh, my God, the woman. Who sees that? Oh, fuck.

The lady. Hey, man, I think we, I think we have it. Look, I like boxing, but these short ones that are just like 20 to 25 rounds. I don't know. I like a hundred round bow. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. I mean, we went out. We didn't do that much.

We just drank a barrel of ale and then fought each other naked in the streets and ate some horse poop. We leave frog and then I had my horse run over a hobo. It was a really lighty. Oh shit. The woman. What woman? Oh, my God. That's what that noise was.

How did you find the problem with one of the teeth? Oh, you know what? We forgot. The smell is why we were remembered. but uh... did she's got to fact it's a part of my hair she's a Muppet

did she point to figure out what's your finger out with my mouth this is the worst the worst new Muppet character I understand you're upset but my power bill is going to be insane this month I feel like to figure

when should I come back in for my follow-up oh my God have you seen this new Muppet burn sally it's really my hair's gone on the left side your speech is absolutely too clear in this impression to figure out about it go to the divider cavity did you fucking do talk to the dentist about a drill she's completely morphing into a very famous muppet as it goes on it's a baguette can get you What are you parted by a dentist? What's melting in your mouth?

A very red mupp. Pishina, this is probably the last one, right, dhabi-d-da-do-da-da-dab-dib-da-blab-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. We're in the, we're in the photograph section. This, I think we should, this is probably the last one, right, Dave? Yeah. Okay. Departed little girl appears near her sister in a group of

pictures. What? I'm going to get it. A short time ago, this is out of Michigan, a short time ago, Miss McSherry, a photographer, a photographer at Hub Bartston took a group of several ladies from Powamo, among them a little girl, standing beside her mother, the only child in the group. Great surprise. Great was the surprise of the photographer when the camera disclosed a second

little girl standing beside the mother with a handlaid on the little sister. The apparition was a sister of the little girl who had been dead a short time. Now, is there, there's a picture that shows this? I mean, that's what she's saying. By the way that your face is. No, there's no picture. There's no picture. They're not, she's not going to show it.

The new Kodak dead sibling. finally a camera that captures that trauma in a person now is that does this just does this just see dead siblings or can I see like a dead uncle or is it just we haven't perfected that technology so there's no dead uncle camera this model is just dead children I'm sorry we're working this is just dead children that's okay and can I just can I like take a picture of a field and nobody else and then my dead son will be there. A lot of children have died in fields.

Yeah, you're probably going to be real freaked out when you do that. You're going to see what looks like recess. It's a field. The fields are just, don't do fields or rivers or lakes. It's going to be a total night back. I was sick to alleys, random streets. You'll see one or two. A house.

So maybe a house where she passed or he passed, something like that. Because their eyes are haunting. Oh, it's pretty bad. But it's, I mean, when you look, one or two. You're like, oh, you know, give a depressed day, a field. Yeah. It's going to, you're going to be weeks.

I've been someone in the picture, too. Oh, man. I thought when you laid down, you had expired. I thought you passed away. I'm inside of the photo. The crazy thing is people always want to know the, people always want to know the origin story of Elmo, and this is how Elmo came to be.

It's an x-ray. Oh, my God. You fried all her hair off. Elmo's been a tiny woman all this time. I'm very bad somebody to end right. It's like the plot of orphan. Yeah, like the hair's gone, no teeth. Clearly fake eyes.

Elmo is in fun, cuddly. She's a tiny mad woman waiting to an after being. In the former life, I had teeth problems. Oh, God. Elmira? That's the horror movie right there. It's called Elmira. You know her as Elma.

She once was a lovely young woman. She was cooked red. Cooked red. Oh, Matt. Well, Matt, thank you for joining us on the past times. Thank you for my technical BS. No, you're fine. No, please.

Because it was a joy. Well, there was a real bounce back. We'll frame it as that. But tank top talks, people can listen wherever they get their podcast. Dave will be doing it shortly. Yeah, Garrett's coming on too. I'm coming on. We'll fight Dave on it.

And thank you for joining us, Matt. You're the best. You guys. You guys rock. Thanks for all the fun. Some of these days, you'll miss me, honey. some of these days Hey dollop fans I know you love the dollop

You love listening to the dollop Do you want to watch the dollop? You're like, Gareth, what are you talking about? By the way, it's not Gary, it's Gareth. Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation And we are starting to animate some of our episodes So if you want to go watch A five-partner animation,

which is actually like a 22-minute episode Or 30-minute episode, I can't remember, of the Rube, You can go to Lakeside Animation on YouTube and watch a really awesome animation of the Rube. It really genuinely kicks ass, and we're very proud of it. And the more you share it, the more you give it to people, the more you follow Lakeside, all that stuff,

the better chance we have of making a lot more of them. We're already making a second one, so go there and watch the Rube.