The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 144 - The Past Times with Carmen Lagala
Episode Date: September 26, 2025Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Carmen Lagala Mint Mobile Download Cash App Today: CashApp As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign ...up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.
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you know what i don't have a log cabin in the yukon you know what i wish i had right now a log cabin in the yukon
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All right, everybody, welcome to the pastimes podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper
from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it
before, and neither is our guest this week. The great Carmen Legala, thank you for
joining us so much. Thank you for having me so much. It's exciting. You said before we started,
this is really big for you. We appreciate that. That was nice to hear. This is the biggest thing
I've done all day. Yeah, no, and it is late. For those listening, it is 9 p.m. 9 p.m. is when we're
recording. Carmen, you're on the road. You have a special called Sweet Batch. People can just go look at that on
YouTube, that's the best way.
For free.
For no money.
Yeah, for free.
For free.
So how are you recouping the shooting of the special?
You're just hoping that, yeah, that's the way to do it.
Isn't that great that the way that always works out?
We used to, back in the day, we used to make money off the stuff.
No, it's really amazing.
And here's what's weird.
Seems like some people are getting very rich.
Yes.
And then the artistes are, uh, what are?
not we're not sharing in the spoils. It's interesting. Well, have you considered going on a podcast
and saying racist and anti-trans thing? On this one, I plan on really spiking my numbers on this
one. But no, congratulations on the special. Thank you for being here. Are you on the road a lot
right now? I'm here and there, yeah. I don't even know. Like, I'm somewhere, well done,
tomorrow. I want to say somewhere tomorrow. Like, you don't even know. No. You look.
live in the moment you live in the moment now that you've just recorded your special are you
enjoying uh just kind of going out there and not feeling rigid and regimented or are you like
feeling like you're trying to inventment where are you at in your process of are you still doing
the special no god no no no as soon as it was recorded it was over um i am and people will show up to
my shows and be like i thought you were just going to do stuff from the special i'm like what who
Isn't that funny when people think that?
What an honor it would be to just be like, and now I'm still doing the material?
Have you ever heard of Denny Johnson?
He was like really early comedian, early 80s.
But he wrote 45 minutes in like a month and then toured on it.
I'm not kidding for 20 years.
It's awesome.
He never did anything else.
Like never tweaked it or anything.
He just did exactly the exact same thing.
Never tweaked.
No, it's perfect.
It was crazy.
People aren't laughing that much.
I'm not changing.
No, that happened with Pablo Francisco, I think, so I'm people like, he is still doing like movie
announcer man.
Yeah, he's already still does that.
But people love it.
That's what they want to hear it.
I mean, he is so fucking funny.
All right.
Well, it's not about him.
Your special sweet batch is way funnier than anything he's ever done except for when he fell
off stage.
It's my impression of Pablo.
for 52 minutes.
We're all doing Pablo.
I mean, let's be honest.
All right.
So, Carmen, we're going to go through this old weird newspaper.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, it's a hell.
I do that all the time.
What made you guys?
Do you? Yeah.
I love, like, I like the ones that they just weren't, didn't have a lot going on sometimes, and they're just like.
Oh, you're probably going to enjoy doing this show.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this is pretty much.
That is a lot of that stuff.
Well, let's start with this then.
What we like.
to do is we like to start up by having the guests try to guess what year you think this will
be from with no frame of reference. I'll also take a guess. You'll win no matter what happens
because Dave's a bit of a psychopath and has issues with me. But, you know, it could be, I mean,
it could be 1800s, 1900s, maybe 17. It won't be above the 2100s because we haven't gotten
there yet. We don't do future papers here. 1312? That would be our earliest.
You're talking tatin the tablet times?
Yeah, the tablet times.
Good ring.
I'm going to guess 8.04.
Ooh, Carmen wins.
It is 1906.
I was close.
And you were, well, not really.
You were very close.
You know, in the grand timeline of all existence, I was, I'm pretty close.
That's right.
If you think about it that way, since mankind began?
Oh, mankind.
Listen to him, mansplaining man.
I like to call it womankind personally ally go ahead uh it is july 5th 1906 the central nevadan
central yeah there's a lot going on in the middle of nevada oh absolutely yeah it's a great state
an extra sunday finally now the question is how are they spelling it if it's another day of the
week or some kid just hit the jackpot on his birthday there will be 53 sundays this year an
occurrence that will not happen again for a hundred and ten years i still am curious on the spelling
because either way it still works for me to be honest did it just happen this ex yeah i think it did
yeah is this the leap 16 okay uh it must have been yeah we met i missed it yeah yeah
we get into the central nevada news this damn it jeez how often does leap here happen is it
five four my my uncle was born on a leap
Day.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
They love that joke where they're like, I'm 12.
And you're like, okay.
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
That's hilarious.
They were shorted a sense of humor, but they got that one line.
But they get to do that.
They tore off that for 20 years.
They get to do that joke, but then you just don't buy them birthday gifts.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
And you can be a pedophile.
It's a nice little loophole.
It is nice.
Oh, my God.
No, I'm 12.
That's what Trump said.
These are all leap children.
This extra Sunday can be utilized in attending church, calling your best girl.
Wow.
We are, oh, what a time.
Reading the scripture.
Wow.
So it feels like one and three are pretty related.
Playing with the children.
Easy.
Sitting around masturbating.
Wait a minute.
Stop adding them.
Stop adding them.
Sit around masturbating.
Paint the fence.
kill your neighbor, bury him in his own yard.
Breaking in a two-year-old cult?
Breaking in what?
A two-year-old cult?
Colt?
Oh, a cult.
Oh, a cult.
Not a cult.
I thought I heard cult.
Oh, you guys a cult.
I was like, look they into cults in mid-N-N-V-N-VAT.
I can see it.
Interesting.
Breaking in a cult.
You could go to church.
You could hit your horse.
You can hit your kids.
Oh, and then they say, or some other way.
Oh, so there's some other options, too.
It doesn't necessarily need to be religiously based
or calling your best girl.
110 years from this date,
you will probably be paying the penalty
or enjoying the pleasures of the method
in which you chose to spend this extra Sunday.
This writer needs to chill the fuck out, obviously.
That is high stakes on an extra Sunday.
They were like, Frank, can you pad the paper a little bit?
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, you know.
It's not going to be great.
shit if you don't send this paper to 15 more people your children will die in a barn fire if you do not too much novel again there's a lot of wordplay because it could be too much reading or too much of a sort of interesting thing is this same author uh yeah well yeah it doesn't say who the back then they didn't
say who it was. It's usually just the guy
that's why the articles can be so bad.
Yeah, it's just, it is just the guy
who edited it. He's like, mm-hmm.
Pansy West.
Lomper.
Yeah, great.
Employed in a dance hall
at, I can't read that.
I don't know, Pab maybe.
Shot herself through the left
breast Thursday morning, dying
instantly. Oh, shit.
She was not breast. Okay.
Yeah.
If you're going to shoot.
one, honestly.
If you're going to shoot,
out of breasts.
Yeah, if you got a pick.
I always go left.
As a man who understands the human body,
maybe I would have put
a heart?
Well, okay, I'll jump in with my note
if we're going to do notes now.
It seems like she died from the gunshot.
So yeah, it's more, I like that
it's definitely a man who wrote this
because he's like, we're mourning the boob.
The woman's dead,
but Jesus Christ, why couldn't she
had died through the stomach?
There will be abreast.
Memorial tomorrow.
I'm eulogizing her left-hit.
She had been reading a novel entitled Throne on the World, and it is supposed that in a
sudden fit of despondency, she took her life.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
This headline could use so much work.
But this is what they always do.
They have no idea about psychology, and they're just like, well, she looked at the cow,
and it looked sad, so she killed herself.
No, a long time went into this.
A sad despondent woman shot herself through the chest,
and this guy was like, Lady Red Book, shot it.
That sounds like a...
Maybe she didn't want to work at a dance hall.
Stop.
Yeah, what does that mean?
I could have a couple meetings, but...
It's where the kids would go.
You'd take your best girl, you'd hang out.
My best girl.
You do the sock hop, you know.
Everyone would start to feel fluids building up inside themselves
And there was nothing they could do about it
Until they got married
It could just be a place where people would go to dance
She could be a paid
She's paid to dance with fellas
Or maybe she like stood on a little stage and danced
Yeah
But I remember
I mean I have no idea
I met I met
When I first moved here
I met a girl and she worked at a dance hall
and they would give guys tugs
they would get paid to dance with them
and then they'd give them a tug
it would be like the
well I'm paid to dance
but then they
but it was like dancing dancing
not like
not like stripper
regular dancing
and then they'd jerk them off
yeah that's what Dave's pitching
yeah yeah yeah
they just dancing and jacking
I don't know
I mean everybody's got their thing
I'm listening
I'm just going to dance
You go into the dancing jack again, aren't you?
You don't like to dance with me, so I got to go down there and get to dance in a lot.
Then you made the dance the jack.
All right, everyone, do the jack.
This is how it's legal.
So she's like the heat ledger of her time.
She is.
Yeah.
She took her life after reading the sentence.
How do they know what sentence she read?
What is going on here?
Absolute bullshit.
Like, I'm going to cut open her brain to see what.
sentence she read last. It was this one.
Or maybe she's reading out loud, yelling it. That's the only way.
This is the sentence. That life had become a trouble and a burden greater than she could bear.
They did not know the swift, sudden, terrible death came to her as a blessing in disguise.
It's a dark, I mean, yeah, I guess, I guess I would, that, I get it.
Why did she read with a loaded gun?
Is that how you read?
Sometimes you just take the load of gun
and you'd go on to read the sentence on the
It's the bookmark.
Some people do it with their fingers.
Some people will do with the gun.
Yeah.
No, I don't read enough to know.
This was this year,
1906 specifically was the year
of the shot left breast.
So this book did a lot of damage.
Imagine being the author.
Like if somebody listened to your podcast
and people were like,
the last sentence they heard was
Dave saying some.
Shit.
Deerth doing a terrible Australian accent.
Oh, God, if it was during the ads.
Oh, no.
Not during the ads.
It was during an agey one spot.
She couldn't handle it anymore.
She was age 25 and formerly resided in San Jose, California.
That's sad.
I mean, let's just enjoy the fact that she probably would have passed away by now anyway.
So I think we can.
She would have died naturally.
interesting.
Yeah. Yeah, they just, they love to try to figure out why someone...
But again, leading with it being a breast that was shot is very...
It's not great.
It's very strange.
Injured by a bomb.
That was the third.
That'll happen.
Bombs will definitely injure.
Yeah.
The guy jumps on the seat.
He's like, well, anybody.
boobs near it.
Medic!
Wednesday morning,
while Donald,
eldest son of Mr.
and Mrs.
A. Hoskins,
why don't I just say
Donald Hoskins?
Okay.
Was attempting to fire off a bomb?
Okay.
This is America.
I have a question.
Okay.
Why was he firing off a bomb?
America, Nevada.
It never covers that.
Well, I hope so.
Maybe not.
And there's a strong chance it won't.
It's just a weird way to start it.
Well, it's just like, yeah, the given information is just like, obviously he was letting off.
I mean, how are you going to spend your leap year Sunday?
It's 1906.
Yeah.
Yeah, what else are you going to do?
It exploded the full charge of the powder striking him in the face.
Oh, shit, he bombed his own head.
This is like an acne cartoon.
Yeah, really?
He's a city.
His face turns black.
He's just a little city and saunter's off.
He lit the fuse in the bomb.
and after waiting some minutes
and failed to hear a report,
he went forth and was leaning over attempting
to light it the second time when it exploded.
I mean, kind of relatable.
We've all lit fireworks.
The approach to check is very, you're like...
I feel like your approach to a whistling peat
is a little bit different than a bomb.
First of all, you think I'm whistling Pete's?
You insult me, my friend.
What's your favorite firework?
Canons, big boys, the daddies, the ones where the owner's got to come out and unlock a cabinet for you.
Oh, is that a thing?
In Wisconsin, yeah.
Really?
No.
But, um, no, but I get, I mean, what a nightmare to be like, did it go off?
I don't, there's a, like, inspecting your bomb fuse when it goes on.
You got to wait a long time.
He waited a couple minutes.
It doesn't sound like he waited very long.
What was the terminology for waiting again?
He waited some moments.
Waited some minutes.
Some minutes.
Some minutes.
Some.
Some.
Some.
Good amount.
What's your, what's your, what's your, what do you do in this bomb situation?
What's your usual?
Well, we know, we now know.
I probably would have done exactly what he did.
Did he die?
Completely co-signed that move.
I would have, what do you can't walk away and be like, well, that's that.
I'm literally, I'm literally getting a chair and having a beer and waiting an hour.
An hour.
Hours too much.
We're not like a bucket.
I don't know anything about bombs, but I also think that this guy didn't either.
So if we're on the same wavelength, maybe there's like a bucket and I'd put it over the bomb.
I like this line of thinking.
Hold on.
No, I like it.
No, no.
I believe it.
I am, again, co-signing.
I believe that is a better approach.
She's, she's, you've come up.
with the Wiley Coyote solution.
Yeah.
And then I sit on the bucket and I wait some minutes.
Now you're losing me.
Now you're not sitting on your bob bucket.
The bucket blows up all by itself.
You got to hold the bucket down.
All right.
I'm getting a tub.
I'm tubbing over it.
I thought you were going to say,
I get a bucket and I fill it with water and put the bomb in it.
I thought that's where you were going.
No, you put it over.
There's a zone of protection now.
I'll cover it in left tits
Yeah
It would just be so funny to watch guys
The tit coroner is my favorite character
Is she alive or dead?
Well her boobs are toast
There's still a pulse
But there's no point on trying to keep her alive
Look at this tit
It's over
The tit coroner
I can hear you
Quiet you
Let your boobs talk
He was frightfully burned
about the face and it was feared for a time that his eyesight was destroyed but we learn he
is able to see a little out of one eye but owing to his face being in such a swollen condition
Dr. Pope was unable to state what extent he is injured I love doctors I mean his face is some
injured how yeah how bad was the bomb it wasn't that big of a bomb yeah it's big it's like an M80
No, you're out of your mind
No, this is a bigger bomb
No, but then he wouldn't have eyes, wouldn't have a face
He basically doesn't is what they're saying
Well, it's swollen
He does
He's got bomb head
And M 80 would do that
Yeah, you're a whistling Pete
Wow
The way you're spinning a yarn over here
I think we could all be doctors back then
Do you ever feel like really confident
Then in 1906 you would have been like
A perfectly reasonable doctor
could keep up.
Yeah, you show up in here like, I don't know.
Yeah.
Although I am taking my brain of knowledge from now back with me.
That would have, back then, I'm sure I would have been a guy who would just be like,
you got trolls, ankle trolls.
Bad too.
I've had that.
It's the worst.
It's not great.
It's not great.
Everything I think is a troll.
You got a bunch of trolls in your neck, you understand.
You keep losing babies because you got tummy trolls.
They're the worst variety.
It probably started in your ankle.
They migrated.
At last accounts, he was resting very easy.
He's dying.
He's no face in head.
He's like, it's fine.
I'm doing well.
He's resting.
He's just in bed dying.
And they're like, it's pretty cool.
He's sleeping really.
Like, super deep.
Like, not even breathing.
Like, he's dead sleeping.
we sincerely hope that his injuries are not bad and that his eyesight is not injured the both have been confirmed they did not do any reporting on this story it's like a separate guy i'm the bottom liner i don't read the article i just write a weird thing at the end hopefully he's okay and the bomb didn't hurt him
what you just are writing at the end of is an article about a bomb hurting him quite badly
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You know what I don't have
a log cabin in the Yukon?
You know what I wish I had right now?
A log cabin in the Yukon.
Because apparently,
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Bowed in Grief, Girls of University forbidden to partake of tamales.
What?
What?
Yeah, I mean, finally.
You know what I mean?
I agree.
This is, this is important.
Is it?
College girls should not be allowed to have tamales.
Like, what are we doing?
Specifically, college girls are not allowed to have tamales.
Bout in grief.
Bout and grief over not being able to have tamales.
Now, see, if it was hot tamales, the candy, I'm understanding a little bit more.
The classic 1906, standing hot tamales.
Yeah.
It's like their milk challenge.
Oh, yes.
Now we're doing it.
Because regular tamale, I'm like, I like it, but as far as it's, like, low on my
last.
On my list of Mexican food, tamales.
Low comes in a little leafy, steamy.
It's good, but again, it seems like a heavy lift
when you can just put stuff in a tortilla.
Whereas the tamale, it's like exhuming a body.
You're like, whoa, and then you eat it.
You're like, it's kind of dry.
But good.
It's wet, but also dry.
How did you make a dehydrated soaking thing?
What did you guys do?
You got to lift the hot little shell around.
it cries of woe resound through
Manzanita Hall at the state
university and the fair damsels who are getting
knowledge injected will not be comforted
and all because their hot tamale supply
has been cut off
now explained even less
I'm assuming it's yeah I'm assuming it's a
yeah right I'm assuming it's a it's an all
all girls it's a punishment
it's got to be an all girls college
Oh, see, I wouldn't even be that confident.
I could very easily see a 1906 institution be like,
only men get this.
Why?
Because fuck everything.
I can't believe in 19...
That's it.
No more tamales for the girls.
We're going to figure out who's doing dance-all-tug jobs
by removing your tamale line.
They couldn't have all of their fair damsels.
It's pretty generous.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, there's definitely a couple
Like, you know
You're saying some are naughty damsels
Is that?
Troll damsels.
Troll damsels.
Don't let them in your ankle, boys.
Keep an eye on them.
It appears that for years
When the North Winds howled
And the snow flurried
Such a fucking annoying article
The co-ed's gathered about
Why are you writing it like it's a night's tale?
That's how you write it to Molly's story.
It's about.
to be an author and he got bylines about tamales.
Yeah, yeah.
These tamale is a bit of an odyssey if you think about it.
Hank, just write the goddamn article.
I will.
With three-part story.
A breeze hit the forehead of some of the fair damsels.
Yes, go on.
That's it.
Okay.
And the co-eds gathered about the fires.
Co-eds.
And sucked at tamales wrapped in corn,
Musks.
Whoa.
Wait,
is that
how you're supposed to
do it?
What?
Are you supposed to suck him?
I have been eating them.
I have been also eating them.
I should point.
They're just,
the Mexicans just looking at it,
like, Jesus Christ,
you're like,
you're really good.
Like, an idiot.
Why is it wet and dry?
Because you're just a fucking idiot.
But now all this has changed
through the latest ultimatum
of the matron who was just issued an edict
that hereafter she will open all packages
that come into the place after dark
and that tamales, et cetera, are tabooed.
What? How many fucking tamales?
What is that?
It's night tamales.
Are they eating the tamales like
like, oh,
that's just a dude's across.
Look at the way these girls go out of the tamales.
Would you like another one, Gloria?
Oh, my good.
Get more co-ed.
It's tamales.
This is amazing.
Here you are.
But there is more to come.
The tamale man has become enraged.
Oh, jeez.
You don't know a wake and sleeping giant.
You don't know who you're fucking with.
Oh, my God.
And has ordered this ad taken out of the college paper and threatens further boycott.
So he's enraged.
So they, they, they forbid tamales on campus.
And so his response.
His enraged response is to take the ad out
because no one can eat them.
So why would I have an ad?
That's, all right, well, what a strange little slice.
And he threatens a further boycott.
You mean like, he's boycotting?
Like, why was he going to boycott?
They can't eat the tamales.
No, all right.
I'm taking my business and leaving.
No, your business is shut down tamale, man.
Nice try.
I quit.
You've, I just been fired.
You ever played tamale chess?
Meanwhile, the girls are sad.
I mean, it is, it's, again, of all foods to be like, I can't handle it.
What, if they were sucking?
Like, if you told me right now, you'll never have another tamale, I would be like, that's fine.
I think I made that, I read that decision.
Seems like a huge pain in the ass.
I made that decision years ago.
You're steaming it.
Again, the tortilla has far surpassed our tamale technology.
Well, you can't eat the outside of the tamale because it's corn leaves.
Well, that part, you can't.
Now I'm jumping ship from you.
Do you eat?
I don't eat that part.
The corn leaf?
Yeah, you don't eat the corn leaf?
Yeah, so what are you talking about?
It'd be so funny to do that.
Some guy just eating it like a banana?
It's pretty bad.
I do remember when I was a kid the first time I ate Reese's peanut butter cup, like hearing the hype and not knowing that there was paper underneath it.
I'm like being like, it's pretty good, but that lower part ain't working great for me.
Someone was like, hey, dumbass.
I was like, oh, this is good.
Oh, this is very good.
Oh, it's like a tamale.
Oh, this is quite good, actually.
Now that I'm not choking on paper, this is quite a delicious treat.
How many did you eat before you?
I think I was halfway through the second one when I was like, someone was like, buddy.
Yeah, no, you can take their part.
Yeah, and I was like, oh, I didn't learn about wrappings until I was 30.
Yeah, cereal was crazy for you.
Yeah, it was not good.
She's got a knife and a fork on the box.
Yeah, I was like,
that tricks are good, but man, I'll tell you what,
nothing go down too easy.
So they must have banned them
because if the girls were sucking them,
then they thought that was the thing.
Is that true?
Well, if they do say sucking at the tamales,
then that one must be what the deal is.
Jesus Christ.
Or the tamale man was like super hot
and get them all pregnant.
Would you like to suck a tamale?
It was covered.
There's so many tamale babies
He just had hot dogs
More tamales
Meanwhile the girls are sad
The tamale man angry
And the matron sits stern and silent
In accordance with those pictured in storybooks
You know I am actually really open now
To the tamale man
Just being a hot lethario
Hearing
Yeah I like that better
I do too
That's the best scenario
Because the rest of it
So it was a hot tamale
But then you know it's not that
Because that you're like
Carmen came up
but like a, you came up like a reasonable, like, well, maybe I get it.
Like he's, he's, but then, you know, it's, it's, it's 1906, so it's just completely
unreasonable and stupid.
Yeah.
No, it's just, again, like, just control.
The level of control.
Yeah.
It's because it's a bunch of coeds liked something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a problem.
Well, that was like, that's everything.
Every time, like, youth is like, rock and roll, no, I don't think.
They were like, the devil will eat you.
You, fools.
Oh, my God.
They lost their mind around this time at rag dancing.
Oh, disgusting.
A new fad.
Here we go.
Yeah, here we go.
It is now a settled thing in the fashionable world that fasting will be the next fashionable fad.
Whoa.
Oh, wait.
Is sure that's not this year?
Yeah.
This is before we knew about ketosis.
Fasting is really in right now.
Fasting is so in.
I'm not eating
Didn't we have like
What is ours called?
Just like little
Fasting Chunks
Do like 12 off three on
Yeah what did they call it?
It's called a window
Intermittent
Intermittent
Intermintes
Intermintent
Interment
Intermintment
Yeah intermencement
Miss oh they they
I'm on a tamalee fast
They don't put her name
They put S and then a bunch of dashes
Like, they don't want...
Oh, like they're...
Like, we're not allowed to know her name.
That's rare.
Because, see, Carmen, a lot of times in the paper,
they will put the address of where someone lives back then.
Oh, my God.
Literally, they'll be like, you know,
they'll, like, disparage a woman and they'll be like,
by the way, she's in Unit 4 on 1,455 Maple Avenue.
Just doxing in the early...
Just a constant doxing.
Uh-huh.
Miss S will first fast two day.
It says two.
T-W-O
Okay
Which is it doesn't make sense
Two days off
That makes sense
Well first fast two
It wouldn't be days
This is before they invented
The S did
That's right
Two day
And then the other ladies
Will look her over
Fucking what
What
What
At least it's not a guy
The only
Redeeming moment
I'm finding
Is that it's not like
And then Dr. Clark will come in and have her, give her the once over.
Nude preferably, he said.
Okay, you've been fasting two days.
Take off all your clothes.
Good to look at you.
And if she's making progress and can stand it, she will find out from the other ladies how much she is improving in beauty and go ahead for another week.
Oh, my God.
This is Christ.
Just let them eat tamales.
What the fuck?
Wait, was she fasting for a week?
No, two days.
No, but then another week.
No, yeah, if the two days are successful, then she's going to keep going.
But if it's not successful, which it shouldn't be after two days.
She's like, oh, I'm out.
It should be no difference.
Yeah, then she's like, well, fuck it.
It doesn't work.
After a two days, she's like, I had a weird taste in my mouth.
Yeah.
I'm a little agitated.
If she is still improving, she will go ahead and eat something as long as her beauty continues
to improve.
Oh, fucking me.
Like, we're still a really damaged species, obviously,
but this feels particularly dark.
What about not eating?
Yeah.
Oh, you're looking good.
None of us should eat for the boys.
Then the rest will fall in line,
and Carson will have all the good-looking women in Nevada right here at home.
This is fucking weird as shit.
No, this got really good.
Then all the women.
The gold.
is for every woman to be a 10
This is a really good story
Stop eating
Central Nevada's got the hottest bitches
We all know it
We'll say
They're so great out there
They don't eat food
Having driven through Nevada
You definitely are like
Everyone's perfect here
I don't think I've ever
driven through central Nevada
Oh Nevada
You go up around this way
Or you go
Like you don't go through the center
If you've driven through
20 minutes of Nevada
that's not Vegas
you've driven through the entire state.
Yeah.
It's all that.
It's all you being like,
boy, this sucks.
And I mean, like,
why does someone live there?
And it's just like,
one family is like,
that's right.
Yeah.
What do they say?
Hello.
We've been here since 19-0.
Our son lit a bomb.
The stage coach broke down.
He went to check it.
That's how we are.
It's like if fallout
were a town.
Isn't that cool?
Hello.
I just saw a picture of people in Vegas around a pool like swimming
and then they stopped to look up
because off in the distance they're setting off a nuke.
What?
Yeah, people would go there.
Recently?
No, it was like the 50s.
I thought maybe a baby nuke.
It was like when they were testing in the desert.
People would just hang out in Vegas and be like, oh, look at that one.
Yeah.
Look how beautiful she is.
I mean, by the way, it's not.
It seems, I, I still think that would happen today.
They were just lying about, like, people are like, you sure it's okay?
They're like, absolutely.
If you're 30 feet away, you're fine.
It is okay.
It's fine.
We're going to start to set them off on July 4th.
Where's Area 52?
Is that Arizona?
51?
51 or 51?
Oh, you guys don't know about Area 52?
What the fuck?
You guys heard about Area 58?
We didn't know there were more areas.
You've got to see Area 61 or Area 8.
This place is crazy.
It's a 51 or 52.
Area 51.
It is 51?
Isn't there Reno?
I don't know where it is honestly.
No, what is it called?
It's, um...
What the fuck is it called?
It begins with an R.
We do have little computers in our pockets.
Yeah, but I don't use those.
It's, uh, people right now are listening like...
Yeah, how do you not know this?
You idiot.
I don't care.
It's...
Oh, fucks.
Roswell.
Yeah, Roswell.
Oh.
In what state?
Oh, no.
I still don't remember.
Well, there's a place called Area 51 Fireworks.
I think that's it.
Don't go there.
If you need a big boy, talk to Andy.
He'll come out with the key for the glass cabinet.
Carmen, where do you live?
What's your exact address?
I think it's probably fair now to get that out there.
Where are you, L.A.?
Seven, four, three, two.
No, I'm in New York.
I'm in Brooklyn.
I'm in Prospect Lefford's Garden at the Moam, which...
I lived in Prospect Park for like five years.
Yeah, and then he was asked to leave.
In the park?
Yeah, he lived in the park.
Stole Frisbees.
Buried them.
It was real weird.
I went through a shrub stage.
Yeah, Dave was a big shrub guy back then.
He's the reason there's a fence around that park.
That's true.
Okay, Roswell's in New Mexico.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
Exactly.
I'm glad I didn't answer that part
Okay
Like is it in Vermont?
I don't know
Ryden well Vermont
Yeah
If she's still improving
She'll go ahead and eat nothing
As long as her beauty
continues to improve
Then the rest will fall in line
And the rest will fall in line
It's good
It's very good
So they experiment on the one of them
The weakest one
Yeah they bring in the weakest one
She's starting to improve
Hot
None of us elite
You know what
None of you guys should be eating.
And Carson will have all the good-looking women in Nevada right here at home.
I thought that was one guy named Carson for a second.
Carson, he's just got a cult.
He's like, hell yeah.
Hey, all right.
You're out looking fucking smoking right now.
This is awesome.
And he's fat and ugly.
Yeah, of course.
He's just a big, bold piece of shit.
Finally, y'all are looking good.
Excuse me while I take a ham break.
I love a handbra.
The appeal can just imagine a lot of Carson ladies telling the first faster how she looks.
Oh, and then they did it.
Then they, then they, they did how the conversation would go.
Oh, no.
A dialogue?
Oh, Mrs. S.
How lovely.
Such an improvement.
Oh, my.
I'm dying to get a chance to fast myself.
I'm, I'll not eat.
a bean for a week and outside the door we hear it something like this my wouldn't that kill you
if she fasted a year it might help etc etc oh it's just a play about anorexia yeah a supportive group
of anorexic that's great well isn't this mostly just men telling women that they should fast
i would be very interested to know the gender of the author true it has to be some guys like
perfect and they won't eat a bean
No beans.
That'll be good.
No tamales, no...
I mean, so far, we're just shaming women out of calories.
Yeah.
Oh, here's a good.
Here's a good one.
No more hugging.
This paper has some issues.
This guy writing this paper is really fucked up.
And now hugging is tabooed while waltzing.
While waltzing.
Do you hug when you waltz?
I mean, the sexual...
energy in people was so...
I mean, could you imagine how much
you just wanted to
back that? I mean, you want to now, but my God,
it must have been making you crazy.
But what a hug? A 1906 hug would
do? You'd be like, Jesus Christ.
Like, you would be home like,
I'm going to be in here for a little while.
Oh, the hug.
Like hugging.
And that was like, in like, junior high,
you'd maybe be like, and a huggy.
You know, you were like sending a message.
but back then you were like,
this is all I have.
She hugged me.
I got a hug.
The United Professional Masters of Dancing of America
say that hugging must go.
Fucking.
Too many boards.
People aren't taking waltzing seriously enough.
Yeah, it's highly important.
They're using it to grind.
Although, let's be honest.
If, yeah, that, honestly, it is just a way to,
if you were dancing,
and you saw there's a fucking guy just hugging people.
Like, hey, Andy, Andy,
figure out another time to do that part.
Hello.
Yeah, it's just one guy.
Okay, keep, yeah, keep your feet moving too.
This is a waltz.
All right, Andy, Andy.
I'm waltzing.
Get the tasers.
You must now waltz at arm's length.
Oh, now, see, now it's ruined.
Middle school dance all over again.
Yeah.
Holy Spirit room.
New York dispatches contain the announcement that no one is to be admitted to a class
unless he promises to conform to the ruling.
Break it.
I promise I won't hug anyone.
And that's right.
Yeah, I'm not going to hug.
You're not allowed to come back in here.
You've said that for the last three weeks.
I'm not going to hug this time.
No, we're done.
Nope.
Nope. Do the box step out of here.
Get away.
Let me show you.
No.
Show me what?
No, I won't be hugging.
That's a really weird thing to present.
prove.
Okay, come close to you for not a hug.
Yeah, that's how I want to show you.
I can't do it.
Get the tasers.
Fuck.
If that ruling were to hold good in the language of Moody, it would be nearly hell, but it won't hold.
Who's Moody?
Who is Moody?
I don't know.
Just some guy's like, fine, fuck it.
I don't even want to try.
Might as well try to force people to eat food without salt.
What the fuck is happening?
I thought that the waltz was a little bit distant from each other
Yeah, I think it's like kind of hand on like wastey
You know, but there's but there's you know, there's gonna be people that are like
Yeah
Again, people just want to if you're in a society that you can't go near the other sex
Then you're gonna try to do it wherever you can
Yes, yes so there's just like you're touching
You know, you're touching a little so you're like
We should get this closer together
May I hug
May I come?
for a hug.
Also, there's tons of people
that are marriages
that don't want to be
in their marriages
and so they should go
to a dance class
and be all the...
What are you talking about?
Listen to me.
Cheating?
This is amazing.
It's the Minors 10 commandments.
M-I-N-E-R-S?
Yes.
That's a fair question.
Don't fuck us.
Stop fucking us.
Please help.
Healthcare, less coal.
Can we do it
above-gras?
it's pretty scary down here.
Thou shall not slumber
late in the morning but shall rise
ere it is day and break thy fast
for the goeth late to the mine
geteth no candles causing the transgressor
to grope in darkness and the shift boss
to indulge in profanity.
That is, and I'm not kidding,
one of the craziest things I've ever heard.
what in the fuck so get up early if you don't you won't get your mind candles and then you're just
going to be groping around and getting yelled at how did you understand that i heard right i didn't
either runken i don't know i get it the whatever if whenever i'm i'm really drunk right now you guys
yeah yeah cool gems no i don't know i i don't know but it
It does sound- You understood that immediately.
I mean, the key terms of the dark groping, I think the paper is sort of conditioned me.
I've been groomed by this periodical.
Thou shalt not take up thy position in the center of the cage when descending or ascending the shaft.
Neither shalt thou.
That holds.
That holds in or outside of a mind.
This is a very sexual article.
Yeah, there's a lot of.
Tell me how to grow up the shaft day slowly.
Pull out in time from the gap.
Before finishing, take a break.
Make sure everyone's satisfied.
Thou shalt thou appropriate in thy person more room than the law allows for thou are but of little consequences among the whole cage load of men, no matter what thou thinkest to the contrary.
And I'm talking about you, Stephen.
You, Stephen, you weird center standing pervert
But they're saying
If it's just you and another person
Don't stand in the middle
Which I know from elevator etiquette
When it's like sometimes you'll get on an elevator
And someone will stay standing in the middle
And you're like, dude, can you just
Can we fucking got a lot of room here?
Or have you ever had this where you're sitting on a plane
Someone sits middle, your window
And then no one sits aisle
and that person's like, I'll stay middle.
And you're like, what are you doing?
You could read him this command.
Yeah, I would be like, I have a paper to give you.
No, not the Waltig thing.
But I will hug you if that's okay when I feel it's time.
I'm a big hugger.
I'll have the tamale.
Thou shalt not hesitate on the station or smoke thy pipe and talk politics with the
pump man for barely the ship boss might suddenly.
appear and have it helped the if he findeth the shoes empty so he can't no he can't smoke or talk
he can't smoke or talk he can't smoke or talk politics he's not one guy for sure they're just like
no one shall do this yeah you know I like that Ron Paul anyone want to go in the shaft
elevator with me I'm gonna sit in the middle huh no anyone I got a candle I'll blow it out to grope
I love that some mine boss thought this is how he could get through to them.
Yeah, the mind boss is like, don't talk politics.
You might awaken and realize we're screwing you so hard.
Thou shalt not waste with the oar.
Oh, sorry.
Thou shalt not mix waste with the oar.
Neither shalt thou mix ore with the waste,
though nor thy partner nor the mucker within thy drift.
For surely as thou don't.
these things the mine will stop paying dividends and the name will be mud over the length and breadth
of the map didn't need to translate from that um don't shit in the bucket that's meant for the
ore yeah don't put dirt and then other shit rocks in the ore you know what I like about this
and I'm air quoting article is that if you really wanted to get across the rules of a mine you
could do that but this guy was like I'll put it through the biblical
filter and make it super annoying
and complicated to understand
whatever I'm saying. Yeah, it's
really, yeah. Are you going to let this one?
Uh-oh.
Thou shalt not eat
onions when going on shift.
That's a rule for
all the time everywhere.
Jesus Christ. Does anyone
want to try some onions?
Before every shift I eat an onion like
an apple. Just blows out the candle.
Someone's touching my crotch.
even though they can be cheap as real estate in Clifton
unless thy partner participated likewise
for that bulbous root exciteth bad feelings
in the heart of the total abstainer
and causes the interior of a mine to be an unpleasant place
This is very much about one guy
I agree I agree Carmen is right 100%.
It's some fucking mine you can eat an onion and go into a mine
It's insane.
I hate to keep relating it to planes.
But it's like when the person walks on with a euro or something and you're like, what?
Now we all got to live in lamb onion land because of you.
Like if there's some guy just down in the mind crushing onions all day.
That's good.
You guys want onions?
What did you guys bring for lunch?
I think I'm going to do a bunch of onions again.
Now, shall not address the boss by his Christian name.
neither shalt thou contradict him when thou knowest that he is lying but what thou shalt meekly
say yes or no to all that he suggests and laugh when he laughs when he laughs and keep on laughing
when he relaiteth a story even though it be older than thy grandmother so so they're making
fun now are they making so is this making fun of the rules is this making fun of uh that would
be better you guys have to laugh at my stories okay
Mr. and laugh at my
stories. I think they're making fun.
Okay, that makes more sense.
It's 1906 sarcasm,
very difficult to pick up on.
Thou shalt not have
an option concerning thy place of work for
thy employer payeth a fat salary
to a school of mine's expert
for constructing in his mind
bonanzas that don't exist.
So thou shalt
refrain from theorizing and
concentrate that efforts on drilling and blasting an abundance of powder.
Hmm.
So now they're saying...
Don't try to fight for anything.
It's futile.
No, they're saying...
They're basically talking shit about like McKinsey guys coming in and taking all the money.
Oh, the brain, the think tanks.
Yeah.
How many more commandments on this?
We'll just go to the last one.
Now shall to work and break ore every day, the Sabbath included, for verily the
board of directors aforementioned hath assumed the prerogatives of the Almighty and if thou
refuseth to toil as they dictate thou and thy dog and all that thou possesseth. Having a lisp
during biblical times must have been difficult now that I'm thinking about it. We'll be hitting
the trail for Tonopa. Okay. Wow. Yeah, that was about talking shit about the mind, guys. Okay.
Is it, we started like a sketch? That was their like hilarious thing. I believe they were doing a little
sketch comedy there.
Yeah, but honestly,
I really, you cannot tell what
is sass and what
is fact. That happens a lot
I think of these old papers where you are
kind of like, what? And the person's
like, I'm having some fun. And you're
like, you just wrote like a hell
article. Yeah.
And being silly.
Lincoln County
girls are practical.
Uh-oh. This is not going to be good.
No. The Lode Express says a
Calliante young lady was being criticized for marrying a man well up in middle age instead of a youth.
Wait.
I'm going to need to know the woman's age at some point.
Is she old or is he old?
He's old.
He's old.
Uh, tail as old as time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So wait, she's getting shit on for?
Yes.
Yes.
As it should be.
As it should be.
She's daddy.
She's the adult.
What is she?
doing. Leave this poor old man
alone.
You're going to youth him up.
It's a
Belichick situation maybe.
Or a Clinton.
The young woman said, quote,
my observations have been that it is better
to be hitched up
with an old horse that knows how to pull
the load.
That'd be great if he was overhearing this.
Honey, what are you talking about?
What did you say?
I'd rather an old dying cult
An old horse that knows how to pull the load
With a fool
Then with a fool colt that can't do anything
But prance and kick and want to run away
Okay is that about
Well
Honestly
She said that
Yeah
This is some bars right there
I did pretty good honestly
I can't really argue with her there
I mean as a person
Who's gotten older
Very true
It's so much easier to break me now.
Way more breakable now.
Just, yeah, okay, fine.
We can go over there.
Instead of like, nah, I'm not looking to get locked out.
I'll be like, that sounds good.
My stuff's there.
Pinsman's hand to timber.
Excuse me?
Are you...
Pinsman's hand to timber.
Are you reading or talking?
Jerry Reese, a minor at the Brunswick,
was accidentally injured Saturday afternoon
by a fellow workman who drove
a candlestick through his left thumb.
Accident?
Nope.
I have some questions.
How?
It's time for dinner.
Candlestick.
Maybe a candlestick is some sort of thing that just holds up the candle in the mine,
you know, like.
Must be.
Let's have a look.
Oh, are we still on mining?
The accident happened.
What?
Yeah.
This guy's a miner.
Yeah.
The accident happened underground.
Reese placed his hand against a timber at the same instant the other turn to drive his
candlestick in it.
All right, so it's some sort of...
I don't know.
It's some sort of a mining tool.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe it's not a literal candlestick.
I'm on the case here pretty effectively.
The thin round blade past...
Oh, okay, it is, yes.
It is a very...
It definitely looks...
It could be quite stabby.
It's...
You would put it in the, like in the wall, in the rock wall,
and so it would jam in there like it's got a sharpened point
and then you would place your candle in that.
Yeah.
Okay, so this guy put the stabby part through his pal's hand.
That happens.
Sure it does.
The thin round blade passed through the bone.
And as a doctor from that era, you don't want it going through the bone.
Oh, we've got to take off the left side.
Well, we've got to kill you.
The whole body's gone.
pin the thumb to the tender
Reese a nervy fellow
withdrew the candlestick himself
A who are he? A nervy fellow
Does nervy mean he's a tough guy?
He has anxiety
Is he no? Are they saying it the other way around?
Oh no you're right yeah he probably has grit
Yeah he's got grit
I'm dead inside I'll yank it out
He was also like he was also like
Take the fucking thing out and the other guy's like
I don't know what I'm panicking he's like
And then he just ripped it out of himself.
Oh, I have trauma.
Come here.
Edwin Stevens in Washington says that all the cities of the earth will be destroyed by earthquakes in 1982.
Oh, we've moved on from the thumb.
Yeah, we moved on.
Yeah, that's over.
That's past, obviously.
Yeah, we did.
That did, Ed.
Yeah, I know.
I'm a little squeamish still.
But I do like it.
This guy just predicted that all cities will be gone from earthquakes in 1982.
Which, again, if you're in 1906, predictions are just great if you're not going to live to see them.
There's just 7.3 in El Salvador that year.
There's a 7.3 in El Salvador that year.
Yemen had a really big one.
Afghanistan had a really big one.
So he sounds like he nailed it.
There were eight seven to seven nine earthquakes.
Eight.
We're lucky you were still here.
I don't know.
I can't tell.
I'm just nodding.
the only worry this causes us is aroused by the fear that the graceful contour of our graves may be marred
Jesus Christ
This is like, he's like a like a Joe Rogan of the time
Yeah, very, yes
Well, conspiracies and I like put it in the paper
Yeah
Jamie, what do you think?
I actually don't think any of that's going to happen, Joe.
I choose to believe.
Do you think Jamie will ever be like, fuck, shut up?
Shut the fuck up
It would be great
Your fact checker just jumps off the balcony
Jamie
Where's Jesus Christ
This windows open
Jamie
Keep some guessing
Politicians are wondering
Just what vote the socialist
Will be able to poll
In Nevada this year
Oh fuck
I remember the days when they were socialists
Yeah
Several thousand members of the party
Are believed to have been
have come here from Colorado and elsewhere during the past two years, and their course will have
an important bearing on the state politics.
Two years ago, the socialists and union labor vote practically controlled the situation
in Nye and Esmeralda counties.
It's always fleeting.
Anytime unions have power or any of that, they're just the evil is...
Well, they take them out.
They're really good at destroying them.
And that is what makes America great.
Again.
Mm-hmm.
We've been great the whole time.
I heard a Brooklyn horn.
I did hear a Brooklyn horn, too.
Yeah.
You hear a horn in the background?
I heard a horn.
You see, you're so used to it, you don't even notice.
We don't, we're not allowed to honk in Los Angeles, so we don't, we notice, yeah.
Just smooth.
We're at gracious people.
Oh, last one, yeah.
All right.
Here it is.
Here it is, Carmen.
Big finish.
Lock in, everybody.
Last one.
Come on.
Let's finish strong.
I'm ready.
Let's show these fucking listeners who's boss.
This is amazing.
This is an Oklahoma girl jerked her head back suddenly to keep from being kiss and
dislocated her neck.
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow.
And there.
I was going to have it was in the paper, though.
Yeah.
I mean, imagine the level of recoil to have a.
spinal injury
not to make the man the victim
because obviously he's pushing
but to find out
that you were rejected so hard that a
woman has like spinal trauma
like
because it is like
you've seen it the
I mean I've seen in the movies the guy who's like
come on try like the Pepe La Pue
and it's like no no no no no no no no no
she very well could have been faking it just so he
would stop.
And he didn't.
And he still was like, in the hospital, he's got flowers.
He still didn't get the clothes.
How's your neck?
Oh, no.
Hello.
I think she's into me.
Yeah.
She's playing those games.
It's a classic cat and mouse.
Oh, my God.
Cat tried to kiss.
Mouse fake spinal injury.
Cat goes visits her in the hospital, keeps trying to kiss her.
Doctors intervene.
Pull cat back.
So there's only two sentences to this article.
Are you guys ready for the next one?
I think
Common, I think you'll especially appreciate this.
At such critical times,
dear girls, it is always safer
to stand up and take your medicine.
Oh my fucking God.
Jesus Christ.
What was she wearing?
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
Well, finally we know the gender of the author.
Wow.
Wow, what a horrible, wow.
Jesus Christ.
See, this is why you can't reject men, women.
Your back will hurt.
So just take care of medicine.
Fuck.
Oh, well, Carmen, thank you for being on this show
and taking your 1906 paper medicine, as we all just have.
We appreciate it.
People should go watch Sweet Batch on you,
YouTube. I hear you're commenting back to everybody, which we think is really nice.
How do people find out about that? Oh, yeah, they've all been nice comments, but I do it on
Instagram to the mean ones. I just, I think of it as like a fun activity. You know, I'm on
the train a lot. I'm, you know. Yeah, exactly. When you're bored and not not doing anything,
why not just respond to people. That's how I feel. I don't do it. I don't do it. The mean ones,
are you getting a lot of misogynistic ones? Not on the, not on YouTube.
So if someone wants to listen and fight time it, yeah, not on YouTube, just on Instagram.
You're inviting it?
Yeah.
Well, and remember, if someone writes a mean comment on your video and you attack them with a better line,
the fellas just need to take their medicine and shut the bunch of.
Just take your medicine.
Take your medicine is so fucked up.
Take your medicine.
Well, Carmen, thank you so much for joining us.
Thank you so much for having me.
We appreciate it.
Yeah, you're great.
So come back whenever.
We're doing another one if you want to.
No, I'm just kidding.
But it'll be great if someone else came in now.
I was like, oh, excuse me.
Oh, sorry.
Carmen.
Maybe nothing to us.
Am I on somebody else's episode for two seconds?
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly.
Stay tuned for the next episode with this confused.
Another walk-in.
A rejected walk-in.
Some of these days, you'll miss me, honey.
Some of these days
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