The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 146 - The Past Times with BillyWayneDavis

Episode Date: October 10, 2025

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Billy Wayne Davis SOURCES TOUR DATES OFFICIAL MERCH  

All right, everybody, welcome to the Past Times podcast. Each week we go through an old newspaper from a random date in history picked out by Dave Anthony. I'm Gareth Reynolds, and I've never seen it before, and neither is our guest this week. Be great, Billy Wayne Davis. Hello. Billy, I still have your sticker on my suitcase when you're a little Billy Wayne sticker. You've made it. I made it.

You were going to say something before I interjected a little bit of anything you care to talk about. It was just pure comedian just being like, like, for sure, just a noise. If what I was going to say is the equivalent of a bicycle horn. I would love to hear it. Like, bonga, you know, just. I'm glad you didn't go, be honest, yeah. See, that's what my words would have been. Um, well, I don't, I mean.

We're distracted. Let's be honest. Yeah, there's some, the thing, a crazy thing has happened in the news and we're, still recording um i think if you are you know whenever this comes out you will recognize the crazy thing that's happened you know it's that thing where that thing happened to the guy and his neck and that thing yeah uh billy what can we promote for you what do you're always around where where are you are you in a shed you define my career is he's right that's no that's what i and I even bragging about that is like

that's the goal. Yeah, you're always around. I'm like, that is, thank God. Yeah. Because some go away. They do. I am touring. Just constant. That never ends. I love when people are like, you're on tour. I feel like, I guess. Yeah. I guess. Do your kids remember you?

Yes. I've changed the way I do it so I can be home more, but it is more intense when I'm away and not as fun. It's like a real job. How old's the little one now? six oh okay so sports and like getting into that stuff that's why i'm trying to be yeah are you noticing a bump in ticket sales uh with the john reap vacuum uh not yet i think he made a turn last year okay that uh that really separated our audiences yep sounds like that's true so and it was

perplexing to me. When that happened, I was like, when he made that turn, I was like, A, that he just went political at all was fascinating to me. Yeah. He wasn't ever that. Yeah. So that was like, huh. But now we know. You won. Now we know.

You won. There's so many more of us. I wish there were just like two of us, but there's so many more of us. well where do people get your tour dates billy billy wayne davis dot com bwdd tour dot com i do not know who owns billy waynd davis dot i do you do you you spent more money than you should have on that we just put pictures of buttholes up yeah that would be actually that would be better promotion than what my website is it's actually funny because the guy who edits these uh our editor preston he posted a picture of his butthole when

the Nuggets won the NBA championship a few years ago. He said he would, right? And he did. Billy, we're not here to talk about Preston's butthole. We're not here to talk about the fact that who knows what's going to happen after the hour of this recording probably, I don't

know, mass arrests. Who knows? We're going to guess Utah, so they can't. It's got to be super confusing. It is confusing. Because they can't go in there and be like, ah, because even Utah. I was like, hey, we like you.

No, if you're going to do something like this, Utah is the right place for it because, you know, it's Utah. It's very confusing there. It's Utah. Yeah. Yeah. Couldn't be whiter. Don't like, Dave. Billy, you will be guessing what year this newspaper is from.

Could be from today. It could be from 200 years ago. You'll guess first. I'll guess second. You'll be the winner because Dave has. as sort of this weird issue that we can't really figure out. And he just sits there, winks through it. He's doing some my breath stuff.

Doesn't matter. So, Billy, year. Go ahead. Take a stab. Take a shot. 197. 1907 or 1907? No, just 7.

19 and then any. This is a good guest. 19 and then any seven after that. So it's a good. guess so one nine good at gambling Vegas he covered all the sevens after so there's 10 up Dave Dave Dave I'm like

I wanted on 11th Dave I don't think anyone's ever not done this part properly but I do think that that was wrong but you're saying that that's okay who's to say it's not properly it's a legitimate guess he said 197 yes so it's 1900s

and then all sevens so he's essentially picked 20 different years in a very clever way. So you're supporting what he's done. I feel like this is just going to give you more cover to make him win. I don't know. I feel like I'm hanging out with my wife and her family because I say one thing and then you guys just go about what I said. I'm going to say 1892.

18. Well, you're way off. It's the 1900s. It's 1932. And since Billy guessed 19. 27 and 1937 he clearly is like a double winner he said 197 nope said all the sevens no you did said closest one to the winner all right whatever so 19 yeah whatever April 11th 1932 Atlanta Georgia now I didn't

oh no that's already press and date so I'm going to tell you just the date and the location I'm not Okay. Gets rid of two-timing wife. Dave, Dave, read the paper, not your notes. Charging that he was a victim of cruel treatment at the hands of his wife, Miss Mabel Taylor, Will Taylor, Wednesday afternoon, was given his freedom from marital duties in Judge Verl Verlin Moore's Division of Fulton Superior Court.

Okay. Taylor told the court, his wife had struck him on several occasions and then he had come home one night and found her with a man. I want more detail. Yeah. Like was he eating? Was he banging her on the table? Like I need a, I need more.

He's banging around the table more than he's eating. He's probably eating and then banging her around the table. So he's fucking her on the table while he's like chewing on a turkey leg. yeah that is that is disrespectful yeah that now that i think we can agree that that's a little rude that's not okay that is not okay and my supper i think it's the supper part where i would be like come on man oh my god my dinner you're just being the dick about the second part like the first part she's hot i get it she's got its little twinkle i get it she got me she got me i get it but leave my The leg.

He better not to touch the pie. Right to the fridge or the icebox. Mental anguish resulting from his wife's abuse kept him from his work. He told the court he was given his divorce. Hmm. So they had to have been doing it because you can't. Yes. I think everyone had to know because even if the judge is like, yeah, dude, we know.

Yeah. Because that's, it's like, that's a long time ago where you're like, you had to, you just make stuff up. Unlike today. It doesn't say what, I mean, he came home one. I don't know what I'm, you're right. It's the most, you make the most depressing point of it. I have, I don't feel good. I don't think good.

He came home one night. So this was just at night. like she was she knew she was going to get caught it's worth it yeah sometimes it's just hot it's a hot moment you got to go for it yeah yeah yeah it's fine right that's six oh that's it it's a story it's kind of a slow news day though if everybody wants more that that should have been more detail i don't like the lack of detail in there i want slower details like to me this is the room of the room the sounds of the room This, to me, this is the whole front page.

But also, men were dumb as shit back then, too. So it could have just been, I came home, she's sitting on the porch with another man. And they're just talking about. That's true. And you're just like, what were they doing? They're talking. Connected. He had my turkey leg in his hand.

A turkey. So he didn't fuck her or anything? No. Fucker. She's married. Yeah. What? What?

What? What's wrong with you, Judge? That's not possible. You're like, okay, all right. Ha! I got to get this lady out of here. Six-fingered man breaks out of Georgia jail. Well, it's pretty easy for him to pick that lock.

He's got that extra digit advantage. Just a Roscoe Pee Coltrane situation going on there. It's like, I bet you, I have six fingers on my hand. I bet you, if I do, you got to let me out of this jail. And the guy's like, I'll take it, bet, six finger, man. Now, who's Roscoe Pico? I don't know who that is. You never seen the Dukes of Hazard?

Oh, yeah. He's the sheriff. Oh, the guy's like, yeah, keep a bugger, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's real dumb, dumb, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Nope, nothing for the impression. I just want to know why you think having an extra finger

will help you pick a lock Because you got an extra You got a digit advantage Look Okay here I am picking a lock How big are the keys in in Wisconsin No it's not a key It's like he's like going in there

And then he's like But he's got this extra like All right now there What's he doing with that one What's the extra digit doing He's got an extra There's more dexterity to the digis Look at that

For those of you who aren't on you You really should get there because what I'm doing right now is some fantastic fingerwork. I must say, even for me, I'm, this is great. Look at this. Which one's fake, boys? It's like an octopus impression. Which one's fake? You're not going to get a job on the Muppets.

I will too. You won't. Yeah, it's the, yeah. All right, we can keep going. I would encourage people to go to the Dalaputee, too, and check out what I just did. It was good. It's like if David Blaine was here. Yeah, thank you.

The best thing. We're on the lookout Tuesday night for an automobile belonging to McCullough Brothers Produce, number nine produce row. Oh, that's the address. What a weird. I love how. It's a plug. Just not. We've had to get clever with street names and stuff.

Yes. Because people are just to be like, It's Produce Road. What's down there? Where the food is. You know what's down there. New Food Alley. It's Produce Road.

And in the main street. Yeah. I do think that all the time. I'm like, it had to be exhausting to just eventually be like, all right, this one. I don't know. Purdue. Now, come on. Let's keep thinking.

Mark's burgers. Stop. York. We have a York. New York. All right. I mean, that's technically true. Pineapple?

No. What other cities have you worked on? We checked out your street packet. It was pretty good. Your resume is pretty good. Some of the other cities, we love some of the other cities. So you did Michigan. That's a great step.

I love people who were stealing cars when there were like eight cars. That's so crazy. well yeah but they are so fun there's like four of them well but the advantages if they come to get it yeah exactly if they come to get it then you're going to get it then you're going to agree that they're going to fucking piece together who you are there's like five cars just all of a sudden there's a new car parked in front of your little log cabin uh that's my car it's no no no no i got i got number nine no i got a metal horse um that's a horse yeah you need to get off my

property two horses in a car costume police were on the lookout tuesday night for an automobile belonging to mccola brothers produce which was stolen in lawrenceville early in the evening it is believed that the car was taken by a black man who escaped from jail a short time prior to the disappearance of the car to the disappearance of the car authorities were given very little description of the fugitive other than he had six fingers on his left hand it's a it's a black guy with six fingers yeah that's fucking top what he looked like uh well his nickname is is six six 60, and he's got six fingers on his left hand.

Yeah, but what did he look like? He's got six fingers. I don't know. The idea of asking. And he's driving in the one car that says produce on the side of it. That's another. It's going to be hard to find the six-finger black man in a produce mobile in this town, but I think the cops might be able to do it.

You don't even need the black part, honestly. You don't even need the black part. that part is like actually we do as the police every sheriff every produce car I pull over has a black gentleman with six fingers driving yeah it's vexing

it is vexing it's difficult now now what is that what is vexing that's a when you sit in a sauna fair any more questions thank you nope appreciate

uh didn't didn't want her to attend church so lover slashes oh this can be good oh you know what as a headline you do have my attention yes i would say i'm gonna click on that i'd like to read a bit while read more please angry because she told him that she was going to church will white 263 old wheat street cut his sweetheart Old Wheat Street. It was this normal wheat street till that motherfucker over there, but old wheat. Cut his sweet art, Miss Lizzie May Brown of 267 Old Wheat Street,

so they live next door to each other. On old wheat. Yeah. Cut her on the head about 9 o'clock Wednesday night at her home. Cut her on the head? get a better medical diagnosis it's around the top part stabbed your head yeah there's a lot of places in the head you could cut someone yeah where are we talking for instance he said top he did yeah also i like they prefaced it with cutters cut his sweetheart i think maybe they're on

the rocks nah so forward play no terms of endearment please it's a weird line between arguing and poor play that's true same energy yeah do you not do some early gigs on the road and you're like this lady likes me you're like no she does not like you she is making that big hillbilly over there mad at you and then they get to go this is very specific billy yeah no it's

happened more than once to where I was like oh this is the thing that's happening I should go wait a minute I'm being trapped it was the second time it happened you're like Oh, weird. The first time you're like, oh, that's crazy. I like that role for you. Make them jealous comedian.

It's you're in a small town, you're the new dude, and then they're not, it's... New dude, that new dude smell. Good for you. That's part of why comedians are like, oh, I don't want to do this. A, it didn't pay, and I got shot at. Fuck this. Yeah. Yeah. The young lady told Officer Wiley at the at the Grady where she was taken for treatment that her lover came to her home and asked her where she was going. I'm going to church. She replied, Miss Brown was permitted to return to her home after a small forehead laceration was sewed up. He shot, so he cut her on the forehead.

Stabbed her forehead for going to church. It's interesting to go to someone's house and be like, where are you going and then cut them? As someone that used to drink pretty heavy in my 20s, that sounds like he came home and was like, oh, are you? Yeah, he probably had a good little, yeah, there's probably a one other. And she said church. And she said church because she's like a person in the 20s.

It's like, hey, we go to church on Sundays, whether you believe or not, you have to. Wednesday night, Wednesday night. Best night. Yeah, there you go to church. Like Thursday. They didn't believe her. He wasn't buying it.

no no i will say it's nice back then a male stab into the forehead like a slice that's that's flirting that's nothing i like that they worded it like he sliced her and then she got to go home he gave her a slice boom now she's back i gave her a thing and then she i let her leave what's a hell she ain't a hostage but now when she's out everybody out out there will be like, oh, she's taken. Yeah. Oh, she got to guess who ain't going to church

anymore? I do support stopping people from going to church. I do support that part of it. But this way? That's the line is you can't cut them. I think.

Yeah. Now, have you been saying that before this episode that you can't cut them to stop them? Yeah, you can't cut them. Okay. Okay. Interesting. So you're being consistent. Thank you.

Yes. I've always said that. Yes. Yeah. You can't stop them violently. Okay. No. You see, you're really,

it's a lot of towels. You're touching your face a lot. What is funny, though, is like he did let her go after, and she just went to church. Well, I mean, so it feels like he just needed. He's just kind of looking for. She's bleeding from her head.

She's bleeding. Yeah. So that's not a great church. look but you know i mean unless you're going to a satanic church if you're going to satanic church Billy has access to a whole different set of etiquette than we're familiar with

did a lot of the people you knew growing up in your little redneck town did they bleed when they went to church was there bleeders they didn't show up bleeding I don't think you know who it's sometimes

their forehead I mean there's sports being played and stuff yeah that's awesome Jesus I never saw a fight at church or anything pretty cool sounds like a weak church

yep angry daughter takes poison didn't really believe a lot of the nonsense angry daughter takes poison angered as her mother told hospital

attaches because some small wham had not been granted, Ms. Gladys Bebel, 316 Lee Street, was given treatment at the Grady Hospital about 6.30 Sunday evening for some iodine,

which she is supposed to have swallowed during her tantrum. Wow. I don't know. There's a lot of... I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.

You're thinking of I piccac. I used to... I think that's what you're thinking of. But I don't think it's... Apicax the barf and poison Yeah, that's the one that makes it Yeah Oh yeah

Abdominal I think you can have a little bit of iodine Large Large doses can cause harm So you gotta take a lot A little baby I'm glad Us three did not know each other

When we were Really drinking It's a good idea This conversation is like I do I'm with you I'm like I think you may have a little bit You can have a touch Yeah

I dine's like mercury you can have a baby dose. Yeah, just eat putting your eyeball a little bit. Yeah, you can have a little bit of iodine. Okay, here's a sentence. I mean, it's got the word dying in it. Of course you can eat a little. Here's the symptoms.

Abdominal pain, coughing, delirium, diarrhea, sometimes bloody, fever, gum and tooth soreness, loss of appetite, metallic taste, mouth and throat pain and burning, no urine output, rash. Salvation, Salvation, ceasers. Salvation. Salvation is a great effect. Salvation

Shocked You think I'm going to heaven because it feels like I'm dying right now Oh they say Don't make the person throw up Give them milk Yeah no you By the way

For anyone listening If you do drink too much iodine Milk your way out of that problem That's how you're going to get out there Don't be afraid to throw a couple milk punches That dines away You got it You got to just

Some distraught dude coming in your house. Get out of the way. I need milk. And milk. Like you just drank a ghost pepper hot sauce. Hot sauce and iodine are very similar. I don't know what you've done to yourself, but you're not welcome in my home. A little milk.

That's so fun. Can you put out of iodine again? Shut up. The boys are being boys. The young lady, however, who was treated. by Dr. Rice made a poor attempt to end her life as very little of the poison entered her body

the greater part being spilled upon her clothes. Her condition was regarded as extremely mild than her mother took her home after her arrival. Okay, so yeah, this is bullshit. It's what we call it dying for help. I mean, that's all she's, she's fake dying,

and she's getting it mostly on her clothes because she just wants the attention. If you really wanted to die from iodine, you would drink a fuck you pound it yeah you get it yeah it's like accountability she's like no I'm not I don't want accountability so yeah I want to

do some WWE moves here yeah yeah exactly she's fucking you know and then her mom's probably like alright bitch we're gonna put you in the newspaper you gotta drink a hero's dose of dine if you want to really go because it sounds like mom's probably just as dramatic if this makes the news

you know what I mean yeah yeah it shouldn't it's not newsworthy at all. It's not even remotely newsworthy. Yeah, but it sounds like that's like a... Wait. How many fingers you have? 17. 17 on the left hand

and four on the right. Good tasting fish had one too many bones for him. Good taste of fish had one too many bones for you. Good tasting fish had one too many bones for him. Amon McLan

321, Tottenill Street, had fish to eat Sunday. This is a wild thing to have in the paper. What if that was the whole story? It feels like it's pretty, I mean, it's got one too many bones in it. It's just

that's what celebrity gossip is. No, but yeah. It's kind of is. It is. It's like, hey, these two dingbats went and had fish tonight. Do you see them out? They were touching. It is true. It's also what the,

it's also what the society news is and these they were touching Philly's TMZ is a fucking phenomenal did you see these two dig-bats

at dinner they were touching that's what it is that's what they say your channel's called that's what it is that's what they're doing though

I mean not what the touching is but that's what those sights and stuff they're always like and this skinny person and this skinny person we're touching hands where they serve

dead fish And you're like, fuck, yeah, they are. Look at that. Touching hands. Could their private parts be touching where we're not allowed? Maybe. They was touching hands.

The fish tasted mighty good, but Mr. McLennan found that he was having difficulty getting it down. Oh, Christ. He's just taking a whole fish. Yeah, what is he? He's fucking he flipping it? bones hurt my, my throat. Have you tried not eating the bones, huh?

I don't know. I think I'm running out of enzymes. It smoothed this way. It hurts when I pull it back out. I'm inside of a barbed puzzle. Should that little bit with iodine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, fuck it out.

Milk, milk, milk, go get us milk. He's choking on fish bones that he drowned in iodide. He was rushed to the Grady Hospital where Dr. Anderson extracted a nice-sized fish bone from his throat in such a skillful manner that it was not necessary for him to remain in the hospital for further attention. Wow. He fucking left hospital that night. He plucked it out and they didn't and the guy didn't like slice the bone up all the way up his throat. pulled it nicely out. And that was that.

It's a strange time. How big was this bone and how was this guy eating the fish? There's so many, so many, so many, so many questions. He had to be eating it like a cartoon cat. Yes. And it had to be quite big. Yeah, it had to be big because when you eat fish with bone, you're careful about it. Like that's just part of the process.

Well, that's where he misstepped. That's what, that's what I'm with, like, if you, if the dude, could pull it out, that means it's like, substantial. It's a big boy. It's spine. Yeah. Yeah, it's spine, isn't it? It's not like, because the rest of those bones are so brittle that they just crushed.

And that's the danger's part is like, they just kind of cut you. And here's the other part. Go ahead. When you bite into fish with bone in it, you go, ah, ah, ah, ah. He swallowed. Well, not, you know, but this is before they knew that bone was wrong. this is a different time it was like cocaine

it was like around the time they were just like it was used for everything you're right yeah you just expected your body to do the work sure you didn't want to shit at Apple but whatever

yeah that is you guys can come to me with any questions I'm not going to yeah you should go ahead Billy I like the option but I'm probably never going to use it I like to add it

you'll come to me you'll be coming to me that's cool mark my words i don't think there's i feel like there's not many people on earth who would come to you with questions many would come to me with questions many have and many have been very satisfied with the answers to their questions and many more will come to me with questions i want to treat that option billy will be among them i'm going to treat that option like Peyton manning run in the option which is like you know i'm not going to run that i'm going to pitch you i'm not uh every now and then for a change up you might want to run it to keep

Keep them honest. So, Billy, you will come to me with questions. I look at you, David. I won't. You have questions. Yes, you will. You both will. I'm very good.

When was the last time someone asked you a question and what was the answer? What was the, you don't even want to know the question? That was two days ago and the answer was, I wouldn't but bring a tire iron. Was this about going out to a fishing chip? Even when that's the correct, even when that answer is the question. correct answer. I still think it's the wrong answer. No. You both will come to me with questions and I will

solve your problems and you're being fun on air because you guys like to have fun but you both know off air, you will be coming to me with questions and I will be solving them and you will be thankful and just quit shaking your head, Billy. It's not a good look. I'm going to make you, I'm going to

make you earn the answers if you keep shaking your heads, the both of you. When we're not recording, I'm genuinely worried about you sometimes. wrong you're always texting me stuff about how much you need me always and fuck you Dave those are those that's a proof of laugh question is what that is up there I can see I can see you to be the not question man you will eat those words when you ask me advice very soon and the advice will be about your personal relationships and you will have some that are business related

you know yes he will and yes you will next article It did feel like we were like in a small town, small claims court right there where I was like, I don't even know why we're here, but like the judge is mad and he Well, the judge, Joe, do you mean the person with all the questions, the adult in the room? Interesting how you wouldn't want to go there for some knowledge. Go now, Dave. Read it or I'll make one up. Fine, I'll make one up.

Man loses shoe balls. Ah, go ahead. Four. Sheen Shoeball Court is the name. I'll keep making it up. Ship wanted for questioning. Next. All the headlines I'm clicking on.

Yeah, 12 months given chicken thief. That's a year. That is a year. The price of chickens went up on the market Monday when Leon Carter discovered that it would require exactly 12 months at hard labor to repay society. In general, for the chickens that he stole from the henhouse of N. Wallace on March 3rd. That's so dramatic. It's a lot to be like with it. You stole from society.

Why would the price of chickens, though, if they caught the thief? The price of chickens. Well, but I don't think there's, I don't think there's, they're not saying that the price of chickens goes up because of the theft, right? They're just saying, I think that's why he stole the chicken. No, the market price went up, meaning how much you sell chickens to the market for. So it became more valuable. That's partially why he took it.

Right, right. Okay. Now, wait a second. He's De Beers in it. He's hoarding supply and demand. Did it just feel like I gave Dave some clarity on something, and you're telling me you two wouldn't want to come to me with questions? Listen, I'll be, okay.

I want to talk to both your wife tonight. If I have any chicken-based questions, I will come to you. I'm a dearth of knowledge outside of chicken, Billy, and you know that. Billy, he's a vegetarian. I have started to eat some chicken every now and then. So there, because my doctor told me to, because I was dying. And guess what that perspective gave me? I went vegetarian a couple of times, and then I ate a hamburger, and I felt so good.

I'm talking over you. I'm talking over you because what you should be doing is listening and not talking right now. That seems like good advice. See? Hey, in the comments, there's always, can I just, in the comments of all these, there's always like two or three people who are like, I can't tell if they like each other or not. And it is my favorite part of it.

It's so great. No, any three, like me and Dave, like any time we don't laugh afterwards, people are always just like, I think they hate each other. I'm like, it's pretty endless. It really is. it's so funny to me that people don't get what comedians do like it's just like and we just keep coming on the show and i hate you let's like another one it's like no there's so many time like there are it is it's so interesting it's very interesting when you are part of

speculating because you're just so used to speculating when you're actually part of speculation it almost removes all the fun out of speculating because you're like you're so wrong about some of this stuff like it's just but we get that all the time people like you guys hate each other we're like yeah we fucking no yeah we totally hate each other that's why we do a podcast together all the time it's like no one's making morning 90 zoo crew money that you are forced to do this that's right that's right it's just not how it works anymore no it's like it's Kevin and Bean hated each other and Kevin lived in Seattle

and had a T1 line put in and did his side out of a barn in a fucking studio There was three or four that I got to go on during that early I was gonna say weren't you involved in them a little bit Well you just go on to some of them

and then you just be like yeah you'd just be in a room with like one dude and you're like we're in the right oh that motherfucker's over and you're just like okay I remember some guy and some huge guy like, I can't remember his name. I won't get it right, but he was like in Minnesota.

He was like huge. And then I go into the radio station and you know, the first couple times I did like the morning radio, he was there. And then it was like two years later, like he did it from home. And they were like so he now does it from home, but we don't talk about that.

And I was like, okay? And I was just like sitting there and it was like there was like a momentary delay where he'd be like, that's hilarious. He's Gerith Reynolds. He's performing this weekend in Acme. Now, get what? And I was just like, wait, what is going on? You're like, why couldn't I do this in my hotel room? Why did I have to come in?

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. His supposed companion in the chicken crime, Ms. Viola Gates sat beside him in Judge Hutchinson's special court room on the ninth floor of the courthouse. You guys are going to go to special court. Because this is super weird. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. It's go. Hell yeah. All right. Ninth floor of the courthouse, as the web of evidence was spun around him, the date of her trial has not been set. According to witnesses,

one brown leghorn hen, three gray hens, seven white rock hens, and one white rock rooster disappeared due to the effects, efforts of the couple. So they really... did you picture every you're you're uh you're from tennessee did you picture i assume you guys

just know all all kinds of chickens i mean i'm aware of them um very delicate could you could you which one of you could picture every what as i name them there are like they once again it's kind of how they named everything then they're very specific and they're like yeah that is how that looks because it's It's like, that's a speckled hand-hand. You're like, yeah, that's speckled on there. Yeah. What you also not realize is, like, some of those hands, there's special breeds or whatever, like,

it's a lot of eggs more than like chickens. That's not going to be a problem, Billy. I'll step in. You let me know if there's any egg problem. I'm your guy. Okay? You let me know if anyone's got some egg issues. I can eat us right out of that.

I'll hard boil a couple and I'll probably scramble a few more. Preston said that he can just mute your mic. Now? Do you have a particular hen egg that you enjoy, Reynolds? Oh, first of all. First of all, let's get into the speculation now that you're calling me Reynolds. There's tension. I, you know, Dave, I love all my eggs.

I'm a equal opportunity egg eater. I love them all. You know, you name it. You want to give me a speckled? You want to give me a gray? you want to give me a regular brown whatever you want i don't judge i don't judge the yoke by the shell pigeon yeah i love a pigeon this woman at the farmer's market gave me free quail the other day tell you what weirdest thing i've ever gone through but i told her i liked them thank you why why was

it weird properly yep impossible to crack the shell yep i ended up eating a bunch of quail shells too i don't care and i didn't even give a shit fuck it i'll chew them whole I'll fucking eat the goddamn chicken I'm a day He takes through the chickens at all He's deflecting because I do think That lady was messing with you No wrong

She went home and she was like Wrong wrong She was like you know that That Yappy boy that thinks he knows all about chickens Excuse me This is once again Once again Gareth Has now confused

I told him to make quail eggs I mean that's what I told him Adeline You have once again confused being a customer with being a friend at the farmer's market. They're not your friends and you're a customer. They are they do. They are charming.

They are getting me. They are giving me magazines about their families. There is a lot going on. I know people but at first day basis. They don't even weigh my stuff sometimes. They're going to be 12. You're the guy that needs the weed dealer to be your friend.

No. Yes. Don't you need those words. Yes. We're the weed dealers. Like, hey man, I got some stuff. to do you got to get out of here it's never been me how fucking dare you the situation where the weed dealer's like alright man well you got that grass you should probably

get out of here I need you to get out of here man all right man I don't really want to talk anymore the market price of these fine fouls reached the grand sum of $9.60 cents Jesus Christ

Judge Hutchinson is presiding over this additional section of the Superior Court as Judge Humphreys is in charge of the Motton I can't read it, motion docket maybe, while Judge Pomeroy

is supervising the trial of the slayers of Detective Fisher. So that guy is overseeing a murder case and this guy gets chicken court. Yeah, no, I would want chicken court. I would much rather than chicken court. Okay, but

a year for stealing 12 months. To be fair. It's crazy. We don't know if. I'm surprised they didn't send some to transportation. History joke. We get it.

Yeah. A pop. Hey, Billy, text me what happened just now. We get it. Idiot. Billy, Billy. Billy text me why that is good. I think he's having a stroke.

Okay, good. We get it. Toast. Apply gasoline to boys' feet, ignite it. That'll do it every time. Sorry. I've seen it down a couple times. We'll do it every time.

But are you not curious why that is, why that's that? I just thought it was a question. I was like, yeah, no, no, Dave's reading, Dave's reading, Dave's reading. Little Rock, Arkansas, L.D. Holman, 13-year-old boy was the victim of an odd prank here Monday night. Oh, it was a prank. You never set your buddy on fire? Absolutely, I have. For fun?

Yes. Yes. I actually probably have come pretty close to setting my friends on fire. Yeah, we did. We did used to have Roman candle battles. Roman candle. I used to light my socks on fire quite often. Sure.

While they were on. What, sitting around the house or? Yeah, yeah. Huh. Y'all drink. It's drinking in Wisconsin. It's just so much. But it don't affect the inside your skull.

Nope. Nope. That's right. That's right. That's the rule in West. If your hands are thick enough, booze is not poison. That's right.

It's the Wisconsin rule. It's fine. It's the rest of the country is a week. Yeah. The victim of an odd prank here Monday night, when a group of boys seized him poured gasoline on his shoes and then set a match on them. Hey, you know what I, most pranks don't.

Why is that in the news? It's awesome. It's important. I don't think most pranks start with seizing. That sounds like every field party I've ever been to. Yeah. Around 1 a.m. Somebody's going to try to throw a knife or set someone on fire.

Not like violently, just more like, hey, fuck you. Yeah, it's just like, ow, fuck. Throw a knife. He did kids. He saved himself after severe burning by jumping into a pool. So he was severely burned because his feet were on fire. Yeah, but it's funny.

How? Well, they did pour gas on it. That is the... Yeah. In a funny one. It went up pretty big if they poured gas on it. Yeah, that is. But I'm sorry, not to just be the odd man out, but it's funnier because of the gas.

Well, gas is not like lighter fluid, which kind of just like... It's funnier. Well, gas will catch you on fire. lot of fluid you like burns up and then it's kind of gone yeah so the prank is not long you want to prank that last longer we're saying dave so the i prefer i prefer like a chemical burn to actually just put a chemical over the scarring yeah i mean like have you ever blown up a friend as a big old goofy prank like a dynamite here's where my hillbilly this i hit my friend with a car and he passed that's

Do you know what I'm saying? That's funny. Those pranks are good. I knew two dudes that set off a bomb in the state park, and one of them's dad was the superintendent of the state park. What? Yeah. That's the best place for him to do it then.

That's what I thought. You know, it was in the woods away from the, just several hundred yards away from the pool. That's what it was. Yeah. How big a cop? I mean, yeah. I know about it.

I'm telling you about it. Yes. It is like, I remember when it happened, like, how casually I was told about it. You know, like, it was like hours into a hangout kind of thing. We're like, oh, did you hear so and so and so? They set off a bomb at the thing. And you're like, what? You're like, what?

Yeah. Like, even then I was like, that's crazy. Fun, right? Like, it's pretty funny, right? And I was like, I just, that's so crazy. Let me ask you a question. What are you supposed to do? do with a bomb then i mean listen i did i did ask how they built it and all i was

fascinated yes of course you did yes i was sitting in now i know how yeah i do know how that's good i mean i think back to that and me and my friends used to make pipe bombs yeah it's insane yeah oh the thing no one was no one was watching us we made pipe bombs my cousin and i used to put axe body spray in a balloon fill a balloon with X body spray like it would inflate we would knot it off and it's just in his room

we would put you're both about to I'm about to be on an island alone after this we would take a bowl and we put lighter fluid in the bowl and we would put the balloon

in the bowl in his room we would take matches and fling him on there and then it would be like foo yeah and like his walls were getting dark oh my god how old

this is two months ago I mean we were probably 11 12 13 14 right around there yeah okay that's when that's the dumb that's the really dumb period well the thing is that my cousin and I were like on the same page with so many crazy things we did and then he is diagnosed schizophrenic

So there's been a lot of sort of internal searching of myself where I'm like, we were on the identical same page as children. No. Yeah, that's a problem. But it's not, it doesn't happen until. No, it happens later. Yeah, the 20s because like, there were signs. My wife has a cousin who is in like, she was like, he was so fun and cool.

And then I was like, hmm. Yeah, it happens. That's when it happens. Yeah. But there were signs. There were signs for sure. You look back. For you, for you, we were all, every one of us was, we're dumb as shit.

You're dumb as fuck. I remember the Roman Candle War, I said? Yeah, yeah. We used to do that out in, in fields. Oh, yeah. Full of, no, I mean, it was. Dried grass. Of course.

No, I just, all those fun fire pranks you can't do anymore. I remember being on a roof and we were throwing bottle rockets like at each other, on a roof like it was John Wick. Yes. Yeah. All this. That's right. Yeah. That's what you're supposed to do.

I have to, when I take my boys back to Tennessee in the summer, I have to consciously think about did what I used to do is that. Because like your instinct is like, hey, we used to do this, this and this. But then you have to think about it. And you're like, oh. Don't tell him that one. No, no. I don't need to give them ideas. That's actually.

I survived this. This wasn't, some of this wasn't, like, fun. You know, you're just like, oh, no, no, no. You've got to have like a little bouncer at the edge of your mouth who's like, we're not taking that story right now. So your kids can't hear about the time you did that, Billy. Or just like, you can't show them how to hold fireworks like that. You can't show them how to do it.

No, you're supposed to be a word from the fireworks. They have to figure out how to do all that. It's like the parents that are like, well, I want them to drink at my house. no there needs to be obstacles by the way my house was the house where you drank at and let me tell you wisconsin does not count come on let me tell you what is in the table let us hang wisconsin's just basically a keg it is it's fun i love it everyone i've ever met for there is awesome we used to buy this beer called ryanlander from the city called ryanlander and i'm not kidding you could get like 24 bottles for like $6.

And then if you took them all back, you'd get like $1.50. And it was the worst tasting fucking beer ever. No kidding. I can believe it. But so we used to drink Rhinelander. And then one night, we were all drinking it. And like three of us started getting hives. And we were like, we got a bad batch.

Me and two of my buddies had like neck welts. and we were like, it's the Rhinelander. Oh, shit. It's got iron dying in it. Paint thinner from fucking squidbillies. Yeah, exactly. And we still got the money for the bottles. We were like, hey.

My dad asked me, he was like, would you drink in college? I was like, we could get a half, we could get 12 keystone lights for $5. He was like, whoa. I was like, yeah. I mean, and you'd kind of get a buzz after you drank 12, which is perfect. I mean, ours was Shafers. I don't remember Schaefer. Oh, is that Pop-Top?

No, it wasn't Pop-Top, but it was just crazy cheap beer. Like dirt, dirt cheap. But it's also, like, mostly water. So, like, it's very hydrating. That's why it's kind of fun. And for, like, that's what, like, 20 to 22-year-old should be drinking. Agreed. It's such a great.

It's like a shandy. Because the next day, you're like, I kind of feel fine. You're like, yeah, you're pretty hydrated. Yeah, you drink 20-2. waters. You had like two gallons of water last night. Yeah, last night you were hydrating all night. Yeah, you had three real beers and then 24 waters after that.

You were hammered the whole time. All new, nanny water. It doesn't get to a problem to like 25. We're like, I need three shots to one beer. And you're like, yeah, I've not paced. This is what a run. hammer used by wife in fight over world well that last word's helpful

that last word is awesome no but here's why it all happened over Monday's issue of the Atlanta Daily World so they fought over this paper I'm still I'm still oh this paper is like this is awesome one of them could read it and the other one

didn't believe what they were reading man Paul Pelosied over our paper at least that was the cause told the doctors at Grady Hospital where James Williams 132 and a half Chestnut Street appeared Monday

night with deep lacerations on the back of his head which he said were administered by his wife administered. Can we also I think we need to, I just noticed this, they're giving everyone's home address. Oh yeah. It's a big player. It never

stops. No, that's all Until the 70s, 1970s, yeah, it's a thing. Is it, okay, that is fascinating. We're acting like it's fine because we've both come to terms with how insane it is. But it's totally insane. It did took me three or four to be like, wait. No, they literally tell everyone where they live. Everybody.

Well, and it's not like it's a huge secret anyway. It's like, yeah, there's like he owns one of the eight trucks. I think it would still be fair to have privacy. I think that would be fine. you can, this is a time when you could find everybody. That's what I'm saying, yeah. Yeah. You went down Chestnut Street, there's four fucking houses.

So you're just like, oh, I bet it was that dude they did it. Yeah. Which makes being a policeman, just being like, you guys weren't trying that hard at all. Accompanied Williams was his mother, Miss Lucy Williams, who, in attempting to part her son and his battling wife was struck over the head in the scuffle. According to the wife, she was reading the Atlanta Daily World when her husband

insisted that she retired. Oh, that's great. She's reading the paper, he's like, go to bed. It's time for you to stop. I'm reading the paper. You're going to sleep. It startled him, too. What are you doing?

Look at a little bit. this she refused to do. And then if you're going to get, she's like, if you're going to get hammered down, like shouldn't it be over something worthwhile rather than to be like, go to bed, enough paper. It gets better. Then she got, then he got up, she said, and turned out the light. The smart.

An argument followed. The turn out the light is a good move. Yeah, you're done. Bedtime for a woman I thought you get hammered Her husband bit her on the hand Oh my God It's escalated

He sounds He sounds inebriated He's hammerable Yes he sounds drunk as shit Yes I agree And she retaliated with four well-aimed With a hammer So here's the thing

Have you seen a hammer Have you seen the hammer? It's not, you don't want to be pounded with. It's very unforgiving. It's not great. But by the way, either ends a nightmare. But it's also, she had to have the hammer preset ready for this argument. No, it might have been her newspaper reading hammer.

That's true to the page turning hammer. Put the hammer and the paper down and go to bed. I would, I would posit that. there's a chance that she knew he was going to come in and be a real piece of shit about the paper like this was an ongoing argument. Yeah.

So she prepped with a hammer. Yeah. She's like, let's go. And the second time you get hit with a hammer, you're like, fine, read it. Well, like... If he comes in here, there's not a hammer readily available

unless you have prepped. I think it's a prep hammer. Yeah. She probably wouldn't even reading she probably just had it open to cover up the hammer she was about to beat him with so what happened she told she told the world reporter when i want to read my atlanta world i want to read it and nothing can stop me this is great even if this is a commercial it's the best commercial i've ever heard viral marketing it's the best commercial i've ever

it's good for the world yeah yeah yeah Williams was arrested on a charge of disorderly conduct and will face Judge Cohn today in recorder's court. It doesn't say which Williams. It's got to be Hammer Lady. Maybe, but he also bitter. I mean, he better. Listen, I'm nobody, I'm not, let me get ahead of it. I'm not saying a man should bite his wife, but the multiple hammerings is the more jailable offense out of the two.

I don't know. You can get an infection from the... I've got to me. Hold on. Let me do another take of that. I think that... You got to live with it. You got to live with that.

It's who you are. I think the husband should go. You just don't bite a lady. So much for me too, right? No. I just think... I don't know what you guys think, but I'm not even going male female.

I just mean... It's coming at me. Fine. Whoa. If any human is coming at me... Your audio just went through a dramatic change. I saw it happened here, too. It's a heads-up.

The new recording track created, you sons of bitches. Yeah. Thanks. I don't want to learn more. This is a great. This is the perfect ending to your episode, by the way. Just hearing your computer kind of charge and your audio completely shifted. Now I hear a lawnmower.

Awesome. Yeah, it sounds like there's something. It sounds like there's a little, like some sort of little bird on a, It sounds like you get Wi-Fi to keep the electricity going. Yeah, like you're getting Wi-Fi from the Kevin Costa Waterworld boat. That is solid. My solar is. I go through a lot of small jerks.

We are hearing a hamster wheel crank. Do you have a frog? What is happening? I don't know your noises. Billy, thank you for joining it. It has to be. There's no coming back from this, obviously. I didn't touch anything.

Yes, you did. Billy, thank you for joining us. People could go to BWD Tours. BWDTor.com. BWDTor.com. Just Google my fucking. It sounds like your computer's charging on again and off again. I don't want to get in the middle of the business.

Nothing has changed. I am. A lot's changed. A lot's changed. Also, if anyone bites you, I think you have, if anyone bites you, you get to hit them with a hammer. Because that is. Yeah.

And by the way, for the rest of, record gaslighting you is just a prank so don't get too bent out of shape you paused right there when you said that that was crazy i just want to listen to the sweet sounds of your homemade weather station we love you billy it says it's going to snow all right it's way off it's fucking september my man Some of these days, you'll miss me, honey. Some of these days. Hey, dollop fans.

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