The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 154 -The Past Times with Francesca Fiorentini

Episode Date: December 12, 2025

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and host of The Bitchuation Room, Francesca Fiorentini  SOURCES OFFICIAL MERCH TOUR DATES   Aura Frames - Use Code: Dollop Mint Mobile

I can't wait to see Vancouver this time of year. The brisk refreshing air, autumn leaves scattered across Stanley Park. I'll get to hang out at Granville Island Public Market and try the local delicacy, candied smoked salmon. And best of all, I get to see a crowd of adoring fans at the Rio Theater. While daydreaming of fall travel, I realize my home could be working for me. I'm talking about hosting my home on Airbnb. Might as well, right?

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So you guys stop the banner. Refocus. All right, you know what we do here. Each week we go through a newspaper from a random date. history picked out by none other than Dave Anthony. I've never seen it and neither has this week's guest, Francesca Fiorentini. Hello, Francesca, returning champion. Hello, hello, hello. You put a little extra juge on my name. Well, I'm feeling spicy. Are you having fun so far? Is it a spicy meatball, isn't it? Are you having a good time? I'm having a great time.

Are you enjoying the show so far? Oh, yeah. It's okay. You know, all right. This is probably as good as it's going to get. Okay. All right. Francesca, you have a great show called The Bituation Room. You pull stories, you get thoughtful people and some idiots on, and you muck it up. Yes, and we're also, I'm also doing some deep dive, kind of like long form YouTube slop. No, it's good stuff. So if you like that kind of things like why the right is going to war on itself over Israel. That's a perfect thumbnail.

Can I just say... Are you thumbnailing? One of the greatest things... I'm thumbnailing. If the conspiracy is true that Israel killed Kirk, which I want it to be... If that... Say that conspiracy is true. The fact that they thought that would lead to the left getting crushed and it's actually

splitting the right in half is one of the greatest things that's ever happened. Yes. It's delicious. Because they live in worlds of conspiracy. So when one of their top guys get killed, of course they're going to... a fracture into groups screaming at each other. Well, they also, they didn't cover it up great. So then you have that part, too.

What do you mean? It was trans girlfriend. Trans girlfriend. Who is now built rifle five times on walk home. Don't you love that they've just vanished? Like, you just never hear anything about them again. Yeah. Don't hear anything about them.

And weird that like the one person who really is benefited isn't Israel. It's just this guy, this like white nationalist name Nick Fuentes, who just happened to have like long-standing beef with Charlie Kirk and stick to his little army on Charlie Kirk. But that probably has nothing to do with, you know, his murder, even though the guy who murdered him had like, you know, dressed up like a fucking pepe frog. Well, this is the sort of stuff you can get from Francesca online. Also, you have a show in Pasadena on December 13th where can people get tickets. That's right. It's a Saturday 7.30 p.m. come to the ice house should be great fun.

That's my New World Disorder show. Your husband's on that? Yes, sadly, he makes me book him. Does he, yeah, does he, if you're doing a show, is he like, am I going to be on this one? Is there a problem in the house when that? Who takes care of the child? He's so tall, you can't. They just leave the child at home.

Yeah, yeah. And they go off and do their thing. We do. No, he always gets to go later in the lineup because he's putting the child down. Oh, really? Yes. I could never, I could never, I was always too discombobobul. to do that, go straight from doing that to doing a show or vice versa.

Let me tell you how off I was when I had a young child. There was something called the flat epitomis, which he loved, which was essentially a stuffed animal with no stuffing in it. So it's just like flat. And he loved it. It was covered his knot, right? Tissue. I was going to.

How's your flat epitomis? I was going to a show and I was trying to get him to go to sleep and calm down and I put it on my head at one point to try to get him to like laugh or whatever and then I rushed out of the house and I went to the

I'm in Gelson's grabbing some food before I go and walking around and people look at me weird and I get in the car and the flat eponymous is still on my head did you talk about it at the show? Yes. It'd have to.

Well also Francesca That's how sticky it was. It stayed on your head. He didn't even notice. Yeah. Yeah. Gross. You've gone on Pierce Morgan a lot.

You called him a dingleberry. Yeah. You've done good work on there. I did call him a dingleberry. I also told him to shut the fuck up. And they invite you back if you do that? No, they love it. Oh, they're done?

No, no. You guys have to understand. There's a reason, like, you go in onto those shows with bits. Just do bits. Yeah, it is. It's a better gutfeld. it's yeah but I'm trying to do bits you can't really have a rational argument with them the reason I stopped is because it's like three out three hours out of my morning oh my

and it's the worst people you ever you like never want to encounter and they stop paying me I asked to get paid they were like yeah sure yeah sure yeah sure so I got like paid like three or four times and then they just stopped booking me and I know it's because they didn't want to get me fucking you know it's like $200 yeah I mean gotfield doesn't pay comedians to go on there, which I've just astounded that you would go on a comedy show and not... Well, it's not a comedy show. I know, but it's an experiment.

Ostensibly, they bill it as a comedy show. And if you're a comedian going on a show where you're doing jokes and doing your work or whatever, then how the fuck could you... I got to be... I have some self-respect. Fucking sit there with, like, Grant Cardone and, you know... I don't know, like these... You know, random cryptogers.

I got to be honest. I think vagina should be illegal and you're like, I need to get paid. I watch probably Gutfeld once a week and I really do sit there and I'm just like, what is going on? Yeah. I love it. And then it's like everything's crazy. And then Titus, I don't know what he is. He's not of Earth.

He's like a Guardians of the Galaxy character out of makeup. And he just sort of sits there and he's just like, No, you've got to be careful because there are a lot of them right now. They're trying to get you to understand that it's not even the pedophile thing. These drag shows. And you're just like, what? Wait, Christopher Titus? No, no, no, no.

No, there is a. He has like rounded teeth, you know, the way cartoons do? Yeah. Is that the guy with the face tattoos? No, I don't know how to explain him. It's just, it's, imagine if Brutus from Popeye started doing commentary. they live in such an alternate world that you just watch it and you're just like I would love to go on like what's I would love to go on it's so funny to watch people slide

into it my name is Tyrus by the way Tyrus yeah okay now I know you're talking about but they watching people like slide into it like like Bill Marr is completely sliding into that world where he doesn't listen to any news but right way you just watch him go and you're like oh you don't you don't live in the real world anymore believe the big guy who exhausts us his name is actually tire us I mean, seriously, that was so sweaty. It was a lot. All right, Francesca, you're going to guess what year this paper's from.

I win. And I'm going to do it, too. Go ahead, start. I win. I don't want to. No, come on. Don't do that. Okay, she won.

What the fuck? She's self-declared and she wins. Congratulations. I listen to this show. 1881. She won. No, you're wrong. No, I win.

I win, and I don't believe years are real. Thank you. This is what we're getting about. It is a vibe. This is very stupid. Years are a vibe. Time is mostly by, like the universe tells us when it's time, you know. You're going to be on Pierce Morgan again. Someone finally gets here's. Here's Morgan, we'll be booking you again. This is what this whole show has been moving towards. Years aren't actual. Years are a vibe. Years are vibes. It's just like, are generations real? No. Age isn't anything. It's about, it's not cancer. I'm bumpy. I got braille.

only got the ability to like mortgage a home 50 years ago. What even is time? Let's go back. By the way, that was a mistake. Yeah. That's what caused the price to go through. Oh, yeah. That's really what's holding me back from mortgaging a home is being a woman.

Yeah. Not that I can't afford it. Yeah, that Pierce Morgan money. June 7th, 1922. to the Riverside Daily Press. You're from Riverside. Motherfucker. That's a great place to be from.

We're streaming on Riverside. Oh, shit. How about that? Don't tell people that. They can find the room. Oh, I'm sorry. Nature Man shoots up peaceful town. Wow.

1922. Wait, wait, what is this year? When is this year? 1922? I'm sorry. Oh, now you like years. I just want to context. Sometimes context matters.

I need a range. I told you it was a vibe, though. 1922, uh, nature man shot up a place. Shot up a peaceful town. Well, that makes sense. San Francisco. All right. I would never, I would never have called San Francisco peaceful town.

It's never been a peaceful town. Oh, I mean, crime is out of control. I don't know if you've looked at it like it's just crazy. The left, the lips and the left have just kind of let it go to shit. Now if you go into a Walgreens, it's just, just like you could take anything you want. I went on the other day and I stole a pharmacist. I love that people.

My favorite thing about San Francisco is watching the right wing freak out about it. I'm like, yeah, no, it's always been like that. It's literally always been like that. It's when you try to give up, you raise the minimum wage and people throw poop at you. It's so much worse now. No, it's not. Somebody smelled gay out of needles outside my home.

Oh my God. Oh, my God. It's so bad. I was in a bar in the lower hate. at like midnight and the cops walked in and said hey nobody go north because people are getting stabbed and then they left and we're just like that's gerrymandering that's san francisco and that was like 92 93 it's too pretty to not have crime you know i mean in you know in the words of comedian nato green who you've had on the show like we know there's poop everywhere we put it there

imagine how much more expensive san francisco would be without the poop yeah Like, it's got to have something to deter the yuppies. And they're not deterred, clearly. No, they're not. No. But nature man killing humans makes a lot of sense to me because you're like, really resonates to me. Get rid of them all.

It's all about the birds and the beads and you're fucking up the fauna. We're getting into Gareth Reynolds talk. Birds and the beads? Because that is truly what I believe. Birds and beads? Birds and the beads. Got to have the beads. Otto Herlic.

Hermit or Wildman. And the non-binary. Wait, wait, this is actually the fucking scariest thing I've ever heard. A wild man coming to the city to kill you? Yeah. Otto Herlich, hermit or wild man, no one seems to know which, was shot down in the streets of Daly City today after he had suddenly broken into the city and beaten down four men with a huge club he carried. Hold on. Hell yeah.

This is so different from the fucking headline. First of all, it's Daily City. very different and also it says he shoots up peaceful town and now they're saying he he did it with club people he was clubbing I've been to san francisco clubbing let me tell you clubbing in daily city clubbing in daily city daily city is not a place that really anybody goes except asleep no interesting the irony you go there to take the bart into the city that's right that's right I don't even understand night watchman bernard hilton after being struck twice shot Herlick.

Huh. Hurlick was dressed in a tattered overalls, a still more tattered shirt, and worse shoes he had picked up on the beach of different sizes. Hell yeah. I love it.

The man was a walking goodwill. This still sounds made up. This is just like, just admit the shoes being different sizes because he found him on the beach is working for all of us. That's where you get the shoes. We definitely need to know about the shoes

before we need to know how many people he killed. I agree. agree um whether or not he was obviously the state he's in what he's california he's dead right uh well it sounds like he's dead you can't kill this guy it doesn't okay for some time reports not no not with human bullets you have to encase them and something yeah honestly you have to burn him with fire for some time reports have trickled into daily city and calma of a nature man living in a cave on the ocean beach twice officers have searched him fruitlessly.

It doesn't say if he got killed or... That's it. That's the whole story. The outrage out of over unhoused people goes all the way back. I know. Well, these are... Where is he from? Is he a nature man? Is he a mountain man?

Or you just want to be fucking left alone in a cave on Ocean Beach? I would call this a beachman. I don't hate it. I call him a caveman. There was a big, at the time, there were a lot of hobos. had settled in beach communities so they were just living on beaches because it's great weather

and like the unhoused you're like the hobos we're out here we're trying to bring it back on fires yeah we should bring back hobos because it had a it had a there's an air of aristocracy

it was a lifestyle more you know what I mean so it wasn't yeah there's a soft harmonica playing every time I hear the word hobo there's some dreams in hobo you know they had a code they had a code they and they always had a napkin to tie around their neck and they carried their own knife and fork that's right my god i just had a dream of about like middle

i'm remembering a dream i had last night about like middle-aged train hoppers in the pacific northwest what the fuck was happening this is what happens when you sit asleep next to matt you just like yeah middle-aged Seattle train hoppers i need to get out of here She's gnawing. Get me on a train to nowhere. So, okay. Is that it? Yeah, that's it.

We don't have no idea if he lived or died or if the people. I assume the people he clubbed. Guys like that never die. He probably just hit him with a stick. I think the four murdered his clubbed to me. Yeah. Explosive proves to be live skunk. Francesca.

I mean, it's definitely the weapon of a hobo if we're still, if there's a theme here in San Francisco. But you're not wrong. Okay, so the skunk was a bomb? Portland, Oregon. Nice. Explosive handle with care labeled a small, strongly constructed box with a cloth covering proved a warning to numerous baggage men and biological survey employees today. It's a good headline. It's a very good way to write a headline.

line to get you to be like, what? And then you're like, oh, a guy, put a skunk in a box. Yeah, this are, you don't have seen those at Southwest, right next to the baggage handle? This paper seems to be lying with its headlines. Yeah. A liar paper. Imagine.

Inside. You fake news. Inside was a, did you love that yesterday Trump sat next to the guy who cut up a journalist into little tiny pieces and put it in boxes? And in that sitting, he looked at a reporter from maybe. B-C and said, you're fake news. It's just so like. Because they asked about Epstein.

He said things happen, guys. Yeah. That is crazy. Let us be real. This is the same week that he's trying to claim he has no connection to Epstein, even though Epstein had dirt on him, was colluding with even Democrats against him. And he's like, things happen. He, I don't know, he had a terrible reputation.

That's what he said about the journalist. He had a bad reputation and things happened. By the way, he also didn't And he's also pointing right during that pointing in a woman For ABC News and going You're terrible, you're a terrible person Yeah, dude, it is I don't know It's so exhausting now

But it's also the only thing that's enjoyable Is he's like fully lost a step Like he is no longer near At all In the way that he used to be able to kind of cut him down Now he's just now you're just like bro You called her a piggy You fucking weirdo

They're gonna be wearing a little piggy shirts Yeah, yeah says an orange skin fat ass how high up how high up do you think your your family is on the disappear leftist list oh god you gotta be high you guys got to be higher you guys got to be high up there you guys got to be i mean i we've only gotten a few menacing packages um you do have the anti semit podcast and then you're a a loud lady lefty so it's not yeah yeah yeah well yeah i've again peers morgan going on that show doesn't mean no favors it's like you got to pay me before you docks me.

Yeah, honestly. Now, hold on that, Francesca. I'd like to say I was higher. That was great, actually. I've been trying to nail his accent because it's not that posh, but it's also not... It's just the worst. That's why the Lord gave him a second throat. One of my greatest regrets in life is I was boarding a plane and I was standing behind

Pierce Morgan. And he had luggage and shoes that were monogrammed with his initials. and I did not take a picture. I did not take a picture. It is one of my greatest regrets in life. He really does have like monogrammed hand towel that you wipe your ass on energy. Yeah.

That is like what he is. It is the worst. Okay, back to this. It was a skunk. The animal was sent to Stanley Jewett by Harold A Halt, government trapper from Morrow County who sent it in a live

who sent in a live badger a few days ago Oh, so same guy is doing badgers and skunks It is for exhibition purposes At the Sportsmen and Taurus show To be staged too soon Yeah Wow Well, why was it a bomb?

They called it a bomb I think So that to throw people Like so people wouldn't inspect it They yeah they thought it was Well I think Yeah it was labeled explosive So they would be careful with it

Yeah so people would be like Whoa easy And then they'd be like Yeah, this bomb fucking stinks. Yeah. Christ. I would imagine a boxed skunk would just be spraying like crazy, right? Not necessarily.

I mean, you know, it would run out of the ass juice. I never do. I never runs out of ashties. You'll co-sign this, but it runs out of the ass juice eventually. It needs time to build up more stinky butt. Yeah, yeah, it's got to save the stinky butt. Yep. So if you have a...

Francesca, you get it. You've done Pierceball. For, like, a really spectacular spray. Yeah, no, exactly. It's sort of, yes. It's storing it up. It's like a huge piss. If you're...

Skunk stink is like a huge piss. Jesus, what's happening? We got the clip. What's going on over here? I'm going to do it. I'm just getting medical. Scumns spray because they just got out of, you know, a three-hour movie. They just saw like a fucking Christopher Nolan, and they're just pissing, you know, for,

a smoke break five minutes i went to a movie the day which i'd probably been a movie theater in like five or seven years or something right one battle after another one battle after another i sat sat 30 no it was a running man and i sat through 30 because the only demographic is my age just a bunch of days my age they literally one guy stood up during it and said are we all cool jacking off and everyone was like yes there there was literally just one other guy my age in the theater and it was but And afterwards, they were like, man, this movie bombed. And they were like, because only guys, Dave Anthony's age want to see it. Crushed with the Dave Anthony demo.

But I sat through 30 minutes of trailers and I was like, I don't want to go to movies anymore. Like, why did I come in here? Yeah. I know. I'm with some. Matt was like, we got to get there on time so we can see the premiere. Like, all the fucking asses. He's that guy.

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I think it would be really bad Are you big spoon? Are you big spoon? Are you big spoon? Because he actually likes being a little spoon So that's that's sad I couldn't do that. I'd have to be

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Movie films today replaced the cure for imbibers. Embibers. That's pretty good. I rate wives, wanting their husbands to view themselves as others do, now call the cameraman to shoot a few reel of the head of the house as he leaves home after the cocktail hour. Wow. I love this so much.

What, oh my God. What a business model. Wow. We get several calls each week from. wives who want their husbands put on the celluloid, said Waterson Rotheraker movie filmmaker. Not a real

person, but keep going. Yeah. Just before the husband, a bit worse for wear, is poured from a taxi, the wife puts in a rush order for a cameraman. That is great. A close-up is taken as he unsteadily

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This little moment. Wait, what is that? The fade out is taken when he stretches out in bed fully dressed from shoes to hat. That's just... Shoes to hat. Oh, this is cinematic. Yeah, it's great. Then, said the producer, on some cold grot...

What's grot? Go ahead. It's like a... It's gray, but like a chill way of saying gray. It's a gray bra. It's a gray bra. On some cold graw drawn several days afterward, a sheet is placed against the wall in the home and the flickering serial comic drama is shown.

Hey, what the hell is this? This is you, honey. What? Oh, wait, this is from the other night. Yeah. Oh, that's who that camera guy was. It either cures him or he gets out again to forget how he looked, said Rotherka. Yeah, I'll be honest.

You, and you want to be on top of me? Look at yourself. I'm fine. Look at that tummy. Look at that gut. I was, the camera guy's like, this is about his sobriety.

This is about his sobriety. This is about his sobriety. No, you're body shaming your husband. This is about his sobriety miss. So just to remind you, you're a big fat, sloppy shit.

And I'm not letting it go in me anymore. Ma'am, ma'am, we're trying to get him to quit drinking. Gross. This is like, I mean, this is like wheeling like a, like a stroller,

an empty stroller. are in front of their car as they're trying to drive home drunk. Like, you know, it's a little bit evil, but also amazing. Also necessary, but I would, what I'm most surprised by honestly is that men even could,

had to, like, hide it. I feel like that back then you were just like, hey, look, I'm a better husband when I'm drunk, you fucking idiot. Yeah. Like, why, like. I still, I still say that, though. You do, yeah, but no, this is,

it goes to show that the gas lighting, that men tend to do. Here we go. Here we go. Yep, yep. Has been going on for decades, centuries, in fact. Forever.

All of us forever, all of we women, sometimes you need a third party. You need someone observing. I mean, this is like a, you know, the ring camera wives. Like, I understand this. Because you want a little like GoPro

in the corner to just like, like I wasn't yelling you know like that you know you we need uh I actually agree with my tone like that's yelling my fucking my girlfriend

in her place has like for her dogs when she's gone has like a camera in like her kitchen and we we had a fucking argument once and she fucking brought tape and she like she brought and I was like

it was like but it was still a gray area but I was like I don't like that we can watch game film on an argument What did you recognize your how your behavior was no I stood by I love and bad we both we both were like do you see I was like see what I'm right it was terrible it was a terrible bit of evidence but it was I was like I never thought

about that she was like going back through the game film I was rough that's amazing see that's what we want no so now I just mouth the shit I think it's probably because these wives were like, you know, I don't get, the husbands were like, I don't get that drunk. I don't know. I'm firmly fine. Well, they definitely, you're,

you definitely come back like, I don't know, you always, I mean, nobody gets drunk and is like, I'm fucking shit fay like to a sober person. You definitely always like, I'm pretty good. I don't think I'm that bad. And do you matter if I'm going to eat some biscuits with cheese and they probably call it a night?

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but we should bring that back. Things were simpler in the sea. Is this a like, this feels like a long windup to like, that's why I had to blow a sailor. Or throw your wife in the ocean. I'm giving her a sea berth. There are practically no women in the country employed as wireless centers, and it is likely that there will be but few in the future.

You can't let them. Because of the sea. The oceans. There's women underrepresented in the ocean. Yes. That's why we got to throw you in, babe. Where guys learn how to talk on the wireless. On the wireless.

That's what I'm assuming this is. But, sorry, women and children first. Again, this was like a long in-cell wind up to be like, that's why we had to do dirty talk on the wireless because there's not enough women. So I just pitch my voice up a little bit. Morse code masturbating. Women and children first, the old sea tradition is the reason radio men declare nearly all of the radio operators are men. So they want to be first in a tragedy and have a job?

No. What are we doing? Nope. You can't do a book. Pick a lane, ladies. Pick a lane. And by the way, children, too. The thing is, you got shuffleboard on the boat.

I don't know what else you want. Lawyer. You get you shuffleboard, you get to walk around your dresses, sit there and the, you know. So you want me to hold the door open for you, but then also you want rights? Why come and join it? Now you are sounding like someone from San Francisco. Well, that's, I've started to slam doors in women's faces in public places because I'm like that. They, you all have asked for it.

So I'm just trying to figure. I'm so confused. Yeah. I lived in Argentina for many years. I must say this at any chance I guess I get. Don't you have to say it as Argentina? Argentina, see. Thank you.

And the chivalry is very different. Like, yes, there's like massive machismo there. But every guy, they'll hold the door open for you. you, they will let you get on the bus first. They'll even let, like, a comic had like a joke, I remember, because I did comedy down there and be like, you know, how many ladies you have to let go? I'm like, one, two, three, four, five, a ten, and then I'm going, and it got a big laugh. And it was like, because it was like really common.

I came back to the States. I moved back to San Francisco. And I remember this guy, like, I was like, we were both exiting at the same time. And he was just like, oh, like, put his hand out. Like, fine. Like, just the most resentful chivalrous, like, fucking. Tech bro, piece of dirty dick, dick, dick, man. You dirty dick, tech, bro.

It's so funny to hate, hate chivalry and anyway. Good, hurry. Good moving. Jesus, like, I don't fucking don't. Honestly, though, I would say on, like, whenever I'm getting off of a plane, I will be him. I'll be like, you have to go, but I get me off of here. I might let me leave, but you go first. You really have the energy of the guy who, like, stands up before the seatbelt sign is off and then goes as far forward.

I love that guy. I love that guy. First of all. Hey, buddy, you saved a minute 30. Thank you for, Rick. That guy I call the dumbest guy on the plane. The guy who ran almost a window, so I cut by two people. It's so insane.

My favorite of when you're getting off the plane of the people who had to put their cases, like, in the back, and they have to go, like, one aisle, two aisle, aisle, wait. Oh, yeah. Two aisle, three aisle, aisle, wait. Yeah. And they're just like, it's fine. I'm very fine. You're like, this isn't a life either just so you know. It's like the puzzles with a very small little metal ball.

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Nearly all the radio operators are men, both in the land stations and on the ships. As a matter of fact, all on the ships are met. It might have something to do with the fact that we kept our dicks out and would wave them in their direction. Hello.

That's a hello. Hi. Care to join the workforce? Practically all of the radio operators who obtain positions in land stations have obtained their experience on ships. Land stations generally refuse to hire operators who have not had a good bit of sea experience. So what are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

Teach a lady how to do it? Thank you. Come on. Either way, you just don't want to be on like a remote lighthouse with like another man. I'm imagining that's what it would require. Can you imagine? The awful feeling of climbing the fucking lighthouse stairs. And you see your partner and it's just a, hello.

Hey, I'm Frank. I thought women were real, but now it's good to have confirmation. You guys are just doing, I just, I saw that movie, The Lighthouse with Will and Defoe. The weirdest. The weirdest. The weirdest. But like, what if, what if one? woman instead of Robert Pattinson.

Oh, my God. What if, I say that for most movies he's in. We should have another drink together. You just say the album. You're like, this woman could have just been Robert Pattinson. Yeah, this could have been woman. I'm, uh, I'm her agent. You know, she could have been Robert Pattinson and that as well.

Oh, woman. Women are not hired on ships as radio operators because of the etiquette of the sea. Rape. Oh. The radio operator, by tradition, never leaves his instrument until it is put out of commission or until the ship is about to take its final plunge. If women were radio operators, the ship's officers would feel responsible for seeing them off the ship as soon as possible in times of danger. That is the code of the sea. And that is why women stand but little chance of breaking into the sea.

a wireless game. It's because we're taking care of you. Not because we couldn't control ourselves on a ship. I'd have to hold your hand. I'd have to listen to you, pop, pop, pop. The women need too much. They will ruin everything with their needs. This is in the 20s.

This is the same argument that, like, the New York Times is making in the year 2025 that, like, are women just a massive distraction? The army Yeah Can't get them Women can't be out there If I'm

Look you're either gonna have to help them Or wanna fuck them Either way, get them out But if I'm on a ship And it's the 19 whatever 20s, 10s I want it full of ladies What do we do?

Well, yeah, without question But you don't want to be around the other men You'd be like Oh God, I don't like what I think they would fall in love With the voice Like the operator, you know That's what we're doing

talking about, right? Oh, yeah. 100%. There's like a love backstory on this one. I agree. That is true. I love the way she tells me to do those things. Say it again.

Harold, you're right next to a cliff. Come and rescue me then, huh? Do you have concerns for my well-being? I would love to, but a man would need to escort me, actually, out of my post. Is someone around? A man of Robert. Pattenson. Well, I'd rather Robert Pattinson, but

a man will do. Owl decorates desk of Mayor Evans at City Hall office. There we go. We're back. Owl. Yeah. Owl. Yeah. I wish we would bring back owl decorators. Oh, great. Completely agree. Yeah, just like, it's a lot of mouse bones.

Let me reveal the space to you. It's just a barn owl I haven't seen an owl in nature since I was a kid and they're around where I live I just want to see one I want to see a fucking owl Nature doesn't exist anymore Dave

I don't know if you've been out There's still some owls There's owls yeah There's still some owls I was having dinner At a guy's house And he was like oh we see owls all the time I'm like what the fuck

Oh man I'll tell you one night I was coming down from a good acid trip And there were a lot of owls flying out What a great time to see an owl. I was not in the, it was not the time for any more knowledge I'd gained all that I could, but visually it was quite an experience. Well, what the, I don't think I've ever seen an owl in the wild? You never see an owl in the wild?

Isn't it, they're just enshrouded in darkness, right? No, they're, they're daytime. They're not always, they're not always just a night time. Are they in their holes? Well, now, now it's getting very weird about what you think owls are. I don't know. Owls to me are like secret of nym. They wear graduation caps. Okay.

Now you make a good point. They're teachers. They give you wizard degrees. We know what the owls do. They eat mods weirdly. And lollipops. Yeah. We'll link up.

We'll get you on an owl tour. Okay. Thank you. Don't worry about it. Let the owls wing onward. But the specimen now decorating the desk of mayor. Evans has seen its day. Weird.

Its wings have been clipped. The body stuffed and the feet that once plotted... I think it's going to die. The common clay have been firmly affixed to a permanent standard, tacked down, so to speak. Jesus Christ. I see what happened. Yeah. It's dead.

The taxidermist in mounting this particular owl, did a good job. Lifelike is the word. Well, oh, great. I'll tell you what. It's a real fine line if you're a taxidermist. people are like, that's great or like, what happened? I would want to

It's lumpy. I would absolutely be a guy putting antlers on an owl if I was a taxidermist. I would be totally just going crazy. This guy's very good. The abominate. Yeah.

He's avant-garde. So how did the owl die? It didn't do a good enough job decorating. Dribed in its hole. Relatable. A lot of them can't get out of their holes. Why are we going? Well, they're not allowed out of the holes

as I was told by the cartoon movie. No, they're not. So, there the little sand urchin stands throughout the day his feathers seemingly ruffled and his head cocked at a somewhat rickish angle he may have pounded the atmosphere with a brisk wing at nightfall here to four but the unerring aim of an unknown marksman finally slapped on the quietest by separating his medulla oblonged let's go let's go otherwise nicely all right a guy shot an owl come upholstered spital all right hey the word police are here. Stop. I know. Goodbye a new Thesaurus, buddy. This is crazy.

There's a story about someone who is in as the mayor or like an official has an owl on his desk. Yeah. And the guy's saying get a new one because this one's worn out. Because you know, how long, how long before your stuffed owl wears out? Exactly. The question we've asked ourselves a thousand times.

It's like five. A stuffed owl's good for five. Five years, max. And then you're like, what the fuck are we doing here? It's crazy now. What are we doing? Move on. Get yourself a new owl. If you have... Call yourself a mayor?

Are you kidding me? Yeah, what are you? This mayor has an old owl on his desk. I can't vote for this guy. I have a new owl. Mom Donnie's better have a fucking new owl on that goddamn damn. You better get a new owl, Mandani. That's a Cuomo tweet.

I miss the man, Danny. Yeah. He's got an old owl on his desk. Is that Cuomo? Yeah. That's a terrible quomo. No, there where's the Italian? and it's much slower.

I am worried about the one percent. He's going to stuff it. And I do think he should have a Wall Street bro stuffed and put on his desk. I'll tell you what. I like the early signs I'm into. By the way, I will go to New York

City to help go door to door against Richie Torres if you want to go with, I'm doing that. I'm going to get as many dull people as I can to go out there and we're going to walk door to door to get Richie Torres in the fucking office. For Michael Blake. Michael Blake is running against him.

But Francesca, to be clear, I'm actually going to New York to go door to door to stump for Richie Torres. So we're doing a bit of a... We're trying to see... We're fighting. I love Richie Torres. Red Hook is where he's from

and that's where the Maraschino Cherry Factory is. Super weird thing. I know that because they made red bees. We'll be right back. So which side is the Marasino, like the Marasino heirs and heiresses, who are they voting for? I bet it's Richie Torres. I bet they're slipped them a little bit of money and they're like, hey, let's get our cherries everywhere. Well, it's got to be the...

Maraschino crimes. Shouldn't, hey, Richie, shouldn't our cherries be on all Navy boats? Hey, cherries have a right to exist, okay? Merino cherry is a very affluent garnish. I think we all know it classes up any drink. I do martini's with Maritina cherries Depends on which ones though

These sound like those bright red Shirley Temple Those are the ones The class, yes Class pure pure class Yes Pure class Francesca Yes

Lord Those aren't actually cherries Are they? They're synthetic at this point No I think they're cherries They were cherries once And then a sugar zombie Bid them

Yeah there's a It's a nightmareish concoction That they're soaked in They're real housewives of cherries Man Find me at 10 years old And you'll find me trying to convince my mother to buy another one of those.

Right? I mean, I love Maraschino Chas. The only thing better was drinking the juice. Yep. Amazing stuff. Well, now I have like the big, the big Italian ones. I forgot what the brand is called. Excuse me.

Pardon? The big, the big, Italian ones. Are you thinking about meatballs? Oh, you're thinking about maricino meatballs. I never like those. Listen, classless hose, okay? I'm talking about. we don't get that enough i'm talking about the luxardo cherries the italian ones man

what the fuck are you talking about here she she's bringing her fucking italian shit she's about to start going oh the original merrachinos well well well you're talking about the gabagoo yeah definitely talking about the gabagoo um trying to find out what anyway i'll go downstairs and show you how big of a fucking Costco size of marasino chain was it like an apple No, it's just the amount. The size of it. Oh, you're not, are you talking about a big cherry?

Oh, I know what you're talking. Those are actually classy. Those are a giant cherry that I just kind of like bit off of. They are classic. You can take bites from a cherry. That's how big the cherry is. Sweet God, read the paper. What is it happening?

It's bonkers. Anyway, we're going to campaign against Richie Torres. A new record established on playground baseball. There we go. A new juvenile record is believed to have been established in Berkeley yesterday. when two local playground baseball teams composed of boys from eight to 12 years of a first of all you can't have fucking 12 year olds playing eight year olds in baseball what the fuck is that that's insane that is a huge difference although I will say my son was he did play it when he was seven he did play on a 11 year old team my son my son could definitely take an older kid I don't know my son's got like my jeans or whatever people don't know this but I actually have a baby and he's in the NFL That's actually true.

My baby's in the NFL. I'd be insane for any baby to play in the NFL, except for if it were my baby. My baby's really good in the NFL, and he's a kicker. My baby started running when he was two months old. My baby transitioned to be a woman so that it could play in female sports and win every single. Sorry, not to cut you with Francesca,

but I have one sperm that I'm raising, and it does polo. I have one sperm and it's four feet long. Okay, I have to go to the doctor to have them pull all the vomit out of me possible. A four foot long sperm. Horrible. What's the world's biggest sperm? It's about nine pounds.

For those of you listening, she's talking in her phone. I have one nine pound sperm and just, I'm still looking for the lucky lady to get it. Daddy? I'm married. I'm still out there searching. Find a mom. We should find a mom.

The time. I'm about 100 grand in debt fucking cum is the worst Okay so wait Who's keeping score of playground baseball? I feel like it's just the local pedophile Yeah right That's yeah

Like who's peeping Oh yeah That's the highest score they've ever gotten Run yeah Sometimes I go to Little League games Just to have them be like which kid's yours And I go none of them I'm here to watch

I love the game Yeah it's a bit It's totally a bit, right, Gareth? It's a really funny bit. And also, you can look at their little butts, but I totally know that it's a funny joke for you. I'm doing it as a joke right now. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's what they all say. It's a joke. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm having fun. I don't really. No, the police so know the difference. I didn't really. I haven't done it in the season.

The season. They know the difference. Oh, no, I was being a pedophile as a joke. I went to Epstein Island for a larf. Can I make a prediction? Yeah. Can I predict that private equity buys the Little League and then charges people to watch their kids play Little League? He does this shit.

It will be an app, but I bet private equity buys Little League and then they charge parents to go to games. It will happen. Yeah, because you'll be like $2. You need some sort of sting for like Dave's darkest predictions. It's just, it's like it comes out of it. I'm like, where were you just now? Where did you go? Then he comes back.

Everybody knows him right. Everybody knows him right. There's going to be a Tinder for organs. There will be a Tinder for organs. Absolutely. There will absolutely be an app to get organs 100%. You're just like, dude, we were just listening. We were just talking.

They're going to pass a law. Oh, you know what I just realized? It's like 10 years, they'll pass a law that you can sell your organs. Guaranteed. Battle, the kids battled through 23 innings to a two to two tie. each team used but one pitcher, but the score was tied from the seventh inning. This is what happens we don't have no defense. Some kid pitch.

23. 23 innings? What the fuck are we doing? Yeah, underhand. A kid was like, ah. Jesus. We're going to have to take him out back and shoot him. His arms is noodle.

Sorry, your kid's dead. Your kid's dead from noodle armed. You know, now they have limits on the kids. Age. But like Little League of, you can pitch. But like Little League of, you can. can only pitch five innings, but then, but then the kids play different tournaments and stuff. So like some of those kids that are in the World Series and pitch like 270 pitches in like two

days. Like it's just so bad. No. I love like the images really quickly of pitchers, like when you take the picture of them, when the photographer takes the picture right at the moment of like inflection when they're always, and you see how fucking fucked up their arm is. Yeah. It's crazy what they do to their arm. It's not good.

It's called Outer Therassic Syndrome, and I also have it, but not from pitching from computer use. What? What the fuck? How do you get it from computer use? Like, what do you do? It's a very, very long story. Because you're screaming and hitting it all the time. Yes.

It's just all the palming of the keyboard and being on with Pierce Morgan. But yeah, no, the shit is really bad. And don't get shoulder surgery, guys. Go to an osteopath. If you're listening and you're a pitcher, for all the pitcher, For all the pitchers who are listening, for all the professional... Very few, by the way. MLB pitchers, who I know listen to the doll.

A lot of them do. Osteopathy is the way, not surgery. Thank you. We did add him an MLB pitcher that used to listen. That's cool. I don't know if he still does. He's not a lot anymore. But what if you tear a tendon, shouldn't you get surgery?

I don't know. I don't know. Okay. No, no, yeah. I'm sometimes like Western medicine is good or whatever I guess But you're like Just rub an owl on it

Like exactly stuff it Yeah go Girls bleach ugly freckles Oh whoa yeah Squeeze the juice of two lemons into a bottle containing three ounces of three ounces of Orchard White Which any drug store

Will supply for a few cents Shake well and you have a quarter pint of the best freckle and tan lotion and complexion whitener. Okay, I'm very pro this. Like, I initially I was like, this is bad, but I like when newspapers offer you like some little tips, concrete things. I mean, since when did they start to go like, oh, you've got to put this in like 17 magazine or Vogue or whatever?

No, put in the paper. No, you're right. Well, it's also, it's not a bleach, which I like. I find, I thought it was going to be a bleach. And it's kind of a relief to hear that it. it's just the cider and lemons. It's lemon juice. It's like, oh, my God,

just the lemon juice in your hair and you get blonde in the summer. What is Orchard White, though? Is Orchard White... It's probably bleach. It's probably bleach. It's obviously bleach. The idea of adding lemons to bleach.

But don't forget, girls, a bit of lemon to make sure that you're not fully white. Yeah, I think they're saying bleach your freckles. Okay. Which I think is bad. Yeah, I do too. I agree. I'm only getting white orchids.

Massage this sweetly fragrant lemon lotion into the face, neck, arms, and hands. It's burning good, huh? That's the freckles leaving your face. And see how freckles and blemishes bleach out and how clear, soft, and rosy white the skin becomes. Well, you're having an allergic reaction, but golly, your cheeks red. My bones are showing.

You look fantastic. It burns. There you are. That's good. That's us correcting God's error. What the fuck? People still do this. I mean, freckles are the...

the weirdest thing to either love or hate, I think. Just stay out of the sun. Put some sunscreen on if you don't want any more freckles. But if you got freckles, you can't get around it. You got freckles. Deal with it. No, Olivia Munn got rid of hers and now she's dating.

John Mullini and has a baby. And has two babies. Two babies. Say what you will about getting rid of your freckles, but it works. That can't be a complicated relationship at all. You know what? I'd like to say that we would love to someday have one of them on the show. So I

I think we will remain neutral. You seem lovely, both of you. You've been through a lot, and we support you. Absolutely. I agree. Is that what people were mad at him for? Me too. Was her?

Why were people, people were mad at him? I'm the guy saying we're not going to get into the John Mullaney stuff. No, we don't get into it. I think we're just mad because we're jealous of true love. Thank you. Good. Did they have – did they – was he married when he met or is that what it was? Yes, okay?

Now let's move on. It'd be great to have him on the show. I love him. It would be great. He is very, very funny. Very funny. He is very funny. And she's nice, too.

Yeah. And it's cool that you hate freckles because this is a safe space. Yes. No, no, this is where. I have freckles all over me. What the fuck is going on? Jesus Christ. Get some bleach, you freak.

Oh my God. Ha! Woo! There's hair coming out of some of them, Francesca. Gareth is just a freckle, right? Like, it's just one. I mean, you can't. be a ginger and not

does your shout that freckles no she has she likes them she has a couple of little birth marks and she gets freaked out and she sees like I have like a couple

beauty marks or whatever like I have a freckle here and I know when she'll touch it I'll go rah yeah that'll freak her out she loves it she loves me freaking around

with my little moles I remember I remember what I taught. For a summary, this is a dumb beginning. I might not be able to get through it. I taught improv at a boys and girls club for like kids. I need to see this. It was a shocking, shocking event.

But I remember one day when a few of the kids saw the moles on my back and they started lifting up my shirt and they were like, whoa. Why were you naked with children's of the boys? Improv. Yes, and. Right? That's what I was thinking. I was doing improv.

Oh, look at us. It's a great. Yeah, exactly. I was like, all right, I'll be Caesar again. Okay, kids, I'll take off my shirt again. All right, let's play Caesar. And remember, yes and, ah, here I am in the balls. Go ahead.

You had something you want to read. Have you gotten all your moles checked out? Do they have constellations? They have names. Dave checks them all out. Dave checks them all out. Every time we see each other, he gives them a look. Yeah, yep.

He makes sure they feel the same on the head of his cock. Go ahead. What? You had something you want to read? Jazz, jazz. Yeah, no, that's awful. Sometimes you reveal a little too much about your relationship. Go ahead.

Dave, you had something you want to talk about? Some stuff I say keep quiet. Dave, you were going to read a thing from the paper? Jazz supplants booze. Oh shit. You need one for the other. Wait, so what's funny is that the first, the other headline about film movies replacing booze was I thought wives trying to get their husbands to watch movies

instead of drink. Yeah. Well, no, they were just, no, they were just using movies to shame their husband into not true. Right, right. No, I get that now,

but the headlines are all like, tricking people. Yeah, they are. They get you to read. Yeah. It's like when you're like online and there's a thing that's just like 30 ways to make yourself gorgeous

and you're like, all right, fine. And then it's like, hit the arrow. And you're like, okay, fine. And it's like, not that arrow. This is an ad. And you're like, I'm out of here. for me yeah it's always the washing it's always some fucking Instagram that's like

you're doing this totally wrong and you're about to die and I'm like okay fine like everything you didn't know about green leafy vegetables like ah fuck you know like that's that's what gets me my algorithm right now is fully your algorithm is it has to be terrible mine right now is fully like what did Bradley Cooper do to his

cheeks my algorithm is just like like South American women being like, let me tell you why Bradley Cooper's cheeks are cray, and I'm like, I could not agree more. What have you been searching, Mr. Skincare? Right, right.

No, it was, I'm obsessed with his teeth. I don't, he, his whole, his whole thing is like weird body stuff like that. Like, he's, he follows the urine drinking guy, he follows the kidney guy, he follows all the freaks. The kidney guy. You know, it's just kidneys or whatever. Oh, no, that's, first of all.

But you know what I mean? Liver, liver, you racist. Or the people who just have. I had like, you know, like, what you'm called? Their stomach stable and they have all this, like, extra skin. Yeah, that's exactly the kind of thing. For a while, I mean, the pimple stuff got crazy. For a while, like the big ones.

And I would just be, I was like, yeah, but then I was like, I can't keep doing this. I'll be honest, chiropractor is a big player. But then I did, hot women getting chiropractic care sort of like led into the lead. And I was like, it were missed, now we're losing the plug. I like the chiropractic work. I don't like like a fake setup where a woman's like, oh my God, my back from my tits. I'm like, all right, we've lost the story algorithm.

Well, we know your search terms, clearly, Garrett, I've got. Not even searching it, but it's just like, you enjoy it? And I'm like, I don't hate it. Jugs and chiropractors. That's my whole thing. Yeah, no. And I was like, I like the chiropractic care more than the jugs, but it was like, you're a big jugs player.

So my, my algorithm just happens to all be about women who have back problems from having giant boobs. Yeah. jugs and Packers highlights we're bringing jugs back you're bringing jugs and hobos back oh by the way hobos love jugs

they play them they play them play with them this woman put up this Instagram yesterday and that's how a grandpa talks about posting this woman this woman put up an Instagram and it was she

it was a fraudulent one she she had looked at a video and it was it was something like whatever man says this woman says that whatever it was like like one of those sort of man makes great point is he's very area woman you know and she was she was looking at the comments and the comments were all like like dudes getting mad at the video and she's reading through him and then her and she tells her husband to pull it up and look at it he does and all

of his comments are women get getting mad at the video so it's the exact same video exact same time and they've put they've just put in comments that will enrage you the most okay care for that. What is the video of? I don't know, but it doesn't matter because I think that just means Instagram. No matter what you're seeing, you will see mostly comments that will make you mad. Well, that happened. My, my threads definitely now is like, so you like to yell at conservatives, do you? And I'm like, yes, I do, but not only. Like, everything's just like some guy like, dude, Musk just talked about how great Trump is. And I'm like, all right, I can't, I can't do this. I can't do this. I get it on the threads and it's like the most random person saying

something, you know, like, I just think that, you know, women, I don't know, I don't think women should be in, uh, or men should be in women's sports. And then it's like a comic I know going, go fucking kill yourself, you piece of shit. Like, oh, maybe you should not. I mean, it's funny to me because like, yes, that person is dumb and it's stupid, but like the number of comics I know who are just like lifting and responding to random people. That's me. You're talking about what I just talked about. I know.

That's what I'm saying. Like, why are you responding to random people? I don't know. I just get mad and then I'm just like, you're an idiot. And I'm like, that felt good. I do like to make fun of them a little bit.

Wait, I did see a little kerfuffle you had with someone who were like, wanted the Dodgers to win. I saw that one. Oh, me? Francesca. What happened was I'd been on the road touring with the dollop and David really fueled my Dodger hate tank.

And I came back the night after my family was over and I had way too much sake and I was fucking hammered and I went on there and I just watched the world series. He went online after Socky night? No, no. I got hammered on sake, pre-Saki night. But I was so that

I just watched the world series. I love a sake. We did a sake night. Yeah, well, boy, did we ever. And then so I went on there and I just like, you know, threaded out a couple things and boy, oh boy, the fucking, it was and I was like, that's what I said to Dave, I was like

I don't know enough. I didn't know enough. I didn't know enough? And then all of a sudden people were making points and I was like, is that true? No, usually what they're saying is not true. What is going on? We get it, dude. And then someone made funny your name and you were like, yes, you're right. And it was great.

You were getting fucking owned by your own people. Yeah, the name. There are times where people will get like, I mean, I think there are times where you get burned very well and you've got to go like, Sir, look. I know you don't follow me and you hate my guts, but well played.

I think the main thing is when you've got a name like Gareth, you just got to be more cautious when you step out real common, real hard and the team for joining us on this episode of the past times. We didn't get through the jazz supplant's booze. All right. Finish it real quick. No more talking for Francesca for a little bit. That's bad.

15 minutes of jazz has the equivalent kick of seven dry martini. I agree. That's like a Mormon thing. in that they both put me to sleep I was going to say this is the equation seven martinis that is like

like dead that is a shit I mean it's someone who's gone to four maybe that you're talking about psychotic state I've never had more than two martinis you're fucking plow it's crazy

it is a lot of alcohol which is so upsetting because they are the most delicious drink and I really wish you could figure something out here do you know what I've been getting into disturbingly so like I might become an alcoholic I'm loving gin so much

it's crazy I have I have my wife comes home she goes what's going on and I go what do you mean did you go to the liquor store

I mean there are now like 12 bottles of gin and I'm just like I like all the flavors there's somebody filming you behind her I hired a guy to film you

there's a lot of gin in the house on the road too and our writer Dave is supposed to, you know, Dave wants gin and tonic for the show. And then sometimes people just kind of like, whatever. And then other times he's like, that's a beautiful gin.

So it's like by the end of the tour, it's like, Dave, where are we going to put all the gin? That's amazing. Yeah, no, once you said it. This guy in Columbus got me a gin. Oh, Jesus. They fell in love of the guy. Juniper Forward. I mean, it had every, it was a harvest bouquet of flavors. You know what I

just did the other day is I did my friend made like i guess it's called a wet martini where it's a little bit more um vermouth and she put a little like olives and lemon and i don't like doing both and it fuck it was so good actually yeah usually you're like oh olives are a twist and it's like no no no twist and why do we separate put together yeah and it was called the olive a twist and because every time you get some you go please bartender may i have some more Do you ever, like, filter it and just guys shouldn't say this? Oh, good Lord.

We're having a great time. All right. We want to thank our guest. There's a mustard. There's a mustard journey. You put pickle juice. And we want to thank everybody for listening. We love that you guys are sharing the show.

I just love that I'm never leaving the show. Are you fucking kidding me? Dave, and we're not on a Riverside. We're on a different thing. We're in the city of industry. That's what we're recording on. That's fine. But, no, we had a great time.

Thank you, Francesca. Where can people follow you? You can find me on the pitch of where you should move, and I'm doing a show at Baskita. Your mom and other people like your mom, who wasn't in the dollop? The older dollops who are like, I wish, I wish Gareth was my son slash. I'm kind of attracted to Gareth because he's so funny when he made that Oliver Twist joke because it makes you go, bartender, can I have another she said to her little knitting circle when they went out for her dream?

I'd like some more, not have another. All right, well, thank everybody. go fuck yourself all right everybody thanks a bunch can i have some more sorry i fucked up thank you francesca it really did hit with a certain demo oh were we done okay bye yeah that's how it's long it's an hour it's not the longest episode too much news let's get back to the real news thank you thank you i do like that you economy crashing every day right no i wish uh no obituation room tuesdays 1 p.m pacific 4 p.m eastern we are live uh you can also listen as a podcast and you can watch my deep dive videos um okay now we're at the end of the episode

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