The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 155 - The Past Times with Josh Androsky

Episode Date: December 19, 2025

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I finally got to see Vancouver this month, and it was a beautiful. I made a trek to see the Capilano suspension bridge, which was breathtaking. The views from high up in the treetops and the smell of the crisp air, there's nothing like it. I also got to hang out at a nice pub with some locals, and best of all, I got to perform at the Rio Theater. During my whirlwind trip to Vancouver, it hit me that my home back home was just sitting there completely empty. And I thought, while I'm out here living my best life,

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Times. It's a podcast. Shush. You know, hey, on the ones and twos, Dave, I'm going to need you to stop. Gareth Reynolds here. You know what we do each week. We go through a newspaper from a random band history picked out by Dave Anthony. I, Gareth Reynolds, have never seen it, and neither has this week's guest. The beautiful Josh Androski. Come on. Beautiful. Do you mean that? You are a beauty. Yes. Oh.

Inside and out. Wow. And I'd like to see more of the inside. How about that? medically oh open me up daddy i'm lodging a disagree i'm lodging a strong disagreement in what way the beautiful attractive whatever he's the beauty no i'm i'm i'm gonna lodge a kids had a mustache since he was 20 uh now josh you did this show recently and uh it didn't record properly so congratulations hi that's a big thing that's a big thing that's a big thing does not be not be recorded Well, hello, Josh. Hello, I love not being perceived. Good.

If we could just, if we could fuck this one up too, that would be great. I love how honest you are with your audience about your own technical snafus. We're blaming you when you're not on. Oh, okay. Oh, we get enough. We get enough heat from them about our technical snafus. Oh, everything. But Josh, also, we should point out, you've been doing a lot of the research for the show lately.

Seems like you guys got a real sort of Pippin Stockton thing cooking right now. How do you guys feel about that? Shut up. A couple of great passers. Just shut up. What? It's just bad. Come on.

What? You guys, why don't you guys peel? This is a great opportunity to peel the curtain back a little. What's it like? Well, Dave will text me just very inappropriate images. He'll call me names. He comes from the Weinstein. Nice to hear.

The Weinstein School of Producing, uh, and I'm just scared all the time. And so I do my best work terrified. And so, you know, Dave's great. It's like, um, it's like that movie with the drumming kid, uh, and the bald guy. Yeah. Yeah, except neither of us are good. Miles Teller and, uh, JK, the bald guy. Great, really good, really good reference that nobody knew what it was.

Thank you. That's a cult. That's very interesting to hear because. Dave, that's pretty much how Dave treats me. It's called texting, gentlemen. It's wild. It's a lot of, he called me stupid a lot today already. We've just started.

Josh gets some of the same pictures that you and Alex have gotten. I'm not surprised. I mean, some of them are such gems that I'm like, this should not just be wasted on one person. Yeah. No. Yeah, there should be a few people. I treasure them as though Dave were my own father in that, you know, he's an alcohol. a piece of shit.

Well, I mean, I don't want to get into it too deep, but there's a lot of people who'd push back on something like that. You killed him. And a lot of people think that Dave's dad has maybe relocated in Detroit. I got a couple of investigators. You killed my father. And you've admitted it several times on the podcast. He's working at a chili shack.

Josh, Josh, you've gone. Josh, you ate a big hoagie for charity once. I'm sorry? No, do you go ahead. Dave. Josh, you were, used to be a leftist. And then you gave that up recently. Can you talk about that?

Yeah, I'd love to. I just wanted to join the winning team for once. What Dave's talking about is that the billionaire owner of my sports team is slightly worse than the billionaire owner of every other sports team. Which other sports teams are? building concentration camps? There's ones... Is that where athletes go to learn focus?

I want to make a... You know what's funny? I spent two weeks in a van with Dave and I came back such a Dodger hater and I got hammered one night and we got back from Tor on Saki and that's not two nights ago because Dave and I got hammered on Saki

two nights ago. Oh boy, did we? But I started, I just tweeted out a couple of things. and boy oh boy I was like I don't know enough about baseball to be on my back in the judo pose for this long it was I realized I was like what am I doing I was like I don't know enough people are like explain this I was like I didn't know that baseball had one of those I didn't know I love waiting into things online that are like far beyond anything that you know I've never gotten in trouble doing that in my life No, no, Dave, Dave will get to those every day on that and you'll just see it be like,

cunt, and then the guy's like, Dave blocked me. And I'm like, have a good life, buddy. Dave's the soup Nazi of Twitter. So I was always, I'm off Twitter now because it's very bad for me and it's ruined my life. But when I was on, I was a big muter instead of blocker. I'm a muter. Yeah, I'm a mutter. Then they're just stuck in the terrorism.

I think it's a worst punishment. Yeah, they're stuck. I like that, too. They think they're still talking to you. Right. They think that they're, like, affecting you in any way at all, and you just let them do it. They're, like, in a little pocket universe far away. It's beautiful.

I know. Well, and then every now and then I'll see, like, you muted this personally. Who is this? I'll be like, seems like a fine gentleman. What really got me that day? I don't know. But they said one thing, and that was enough. Yeah, I don't hate it.

There's definitely a, there's definitely a tone in a way people approach you that you're like, I don't need to have you around. No. There's some of those, too. There's some of those two. Which is weird that Dave blocked you, Josh. Josh, where can people find your content? It's fun, you know?

I can show you right here. There's this comic book. Well, on the dollop. Yeah, on the dollop. I can't, I can't, what is it? What are you supposed to be holding up there? It's very blurry. This is year zero.

It's a comic book that I did with Chapo Trapp House, and it's fucking awesome. And I could say that because I only wrote one. part of it and the other parts were not written by me where can people where can people get it and how does it benefit the dollop directly or indirectly uh it benefits the dollop indirectly uh because uh a rising tide uh lifts all boats uh i'm trying here i what about in a hurricane yeah what happens in a hurricane that rising tide destroys all on it lives some really high too high if the dog if the dodgers owner is getting more funding to build

concentration camps for immigrants, how does that lift all both? So, Josh, what we're going to do is we're going to start with. You can go ahead and find the comic at badag.co co and check out year zero at Chapo Trap House anthology. Yep. Hopefully you guys can make enough money to afford that M on a website.

Afford that M. And also, I think it's a good time to point out that Otoni did deferred contract so you can avoid paying taxes in California. So, Josh, we're going to guess what year this paper's from. I don't know it. You don't know it. Dave might actually give me the win on this one. He seems to really not be happy with you. So what year would you like to guess for this one, Josh, boy? Let's do 1903. Beautiful guess. 1891 is mine. Oh, Gareth wins. It's 1938. Oh, my God. Fuck you, Josh. Fuck you, Josh. I love Dave. This is the

David and I have ever been. That is the nicest thing Dave has ever done for me. We're getting at 40 years. January 5th, 1938, the news, Washington Daily. Now, look at that headline. Now, it says the news across the top, but it's also Washington Daily. And also, I think that like Mason people will have a field day with that logo. There's like a lot of pyramids and No, there's just a, it's just the capital building, the top of the capital building. What are you looking at? To some. You ever seen inside?

You ever seen pocket change or whatever's called? So this is Washington, D.C., which is, of course, Josh's favorite town. I love the swamp. He loves the swamp. Doesn't want to drain it. Keep the swamp. So funny, he said drain the swamp. Drain the swamp is the funniest thing that guy could have said.

only swamp that would have been better well that a shout out to our Democrats who have our backs they're so great excuse me excuse me quit playing checkers let this 80 year old play chess and forget what the pieces are

a husband too ardent wife claims he says she limit him to one egg now wait a minute Is this the one we did with you before? I feel like we've done this one. I think it might be the, it might be, maybe, I said to Preston at one point, we could even do that paper again.

Oh, that's probably what happened. So we, that rings, I just remember that because it's egg cutting. It's like, it's tough for me to hear. Well, people, who people who don't know, you're a big egg guy. Big egg guy. So much so that I was at a gas station with you once and you hopped out of a van and cracked a hard-boiled egg on the back bumper. pop out of the van. I stepped out of the van and ate an egg off the bumper.

You didn't eat an egg off the bumper. You cracked the shell on the bumper as if that was normal. I'm like Biff and back to the future. I called you Budhead. It was awesome. You did that as if it was normal and it wasn't normal. Any surface can be an egg cracker. Josh, where are you on this?

I think hard boiled eggs are eaten by weak people. There we go. I think that hard boiled eggs. What's your fucking problem? I think that hard boiled eggs are like, oh, I got to take this egg on to go sit down in a diner like an adult and have a runny ass egg what are you talking about he makes a really good point what are you talking about a runny ass egg are you on board with that would you describe runny ass egg would you would you describe the hard boiled egg as a type a personality the healthiest way

to eat the egg is a way that a type a personality with an eating disorder gets by the way the healthiest way to eat egg go ahead josh you're on the prices right on mushrooms uh yeah so i can speak to this um i think that i think that an egg as a snack is like a very old-fashioned thing to do when there are uh you know you can have trail mix you could have uh chips you could have uh even uh you know a pickle right like you could do yeah pickle i have pickles with the eggs you have pickles with the eggs yeah i make egg salad in my mouth god's blender what a disgusting thing to say out loud. What? Is this are we recording this one? I thought

we weren't recording loads with Josh. I thought we just did this paper together once a month. We'll find out later it wasn't recorded. All right, well, whatever. You guys cool. All right, anyway, so this absolute beast of a lady. Too ardent in his display of affection for his wife was Glenn

Katie, 34-year-old bookkeeping teacher. What? Sounds like a great guy and he's really nice to his wife and he just wants some to keep the energy up. What's a bookkeeping teacher? I'll tell you what. You're not going to get that from just eating chips, Josh.

Sometimes there's egg and chips. What are you even doing to every argument? No. He makes a good point. He makes no point. You know what I mean? Boom. If it wasn't against eggs, you would question everything he's saying.

He's making really good points right now. If this was Twitter, you'd block him. No, I would never block, Josh. How many eggs are you taken down in a day? Six. What? every day six a day six eggs and that that's not it's worse on a on a tour and that's just mouth well obviously you're hatching new chickens to lay more eggs so you're incubating them with

i go backwards sometimes too oh that's a good have you considered that's where i get my runny ass eggs hold on let's ask this question because i can guarantee the answer is crazy have you considered having a chicken coop oh are you out of your i i'm I've priced it out. There's so many. There's just, there's my, I can't do a lot of things I want because I'm gone so much. But without question, I want chickens. Without, you know how much a chicken is?

Yeah, it's $75. Chicken's like nothing. Yeah, you can get them through the mail. It's the only, it's the only animal that the post office mails. Yep. I think we should, that sounds like, are you reading the paper right now? So that does not sound okay to me. You can't have, you can't have live chickens in L.A. County, though.

Well, oh, that's because of the Dodger stuff. Yeah, the Dodgers made sure it's a Kershaw law. You have to build your own concentration camp for the chickens and the Dodgers aren't making any money off of it. So they don't let you do it. It's a coup. How far, when they go to the White House this year, how far up Trump's ass, do you think Kershaw will be? Do you think it'll be all the way or just like last year, like halfway? I like to never think about that.

If I could avoid thinking about that. That would be really great. Kershaw is roughly my age, and I have grown up with him. I was at his last game. Did you cry? Look, man. Yes. It's going to be so great when he retires and then lets loose of his opinions about...

They said the same thing about Pat Sejek, and he's been pretty quiet. When he lets listen to opinions about gay people, then you'll really... Miss Katie has complained to Chicago. court. Miss Katie left says that while demonstration of a man's love for his wife is much to be desired, her husband was over enthusiastic.

He was... See, this is what the thing. Us multi-eggers are gentlemen. Never... We're lovely to women. We're lovely to men. And we love both. Wait, so you're by? If it comes to eggs, I'm buying.

this is the advantage of doing this again i've written a bunch of stuff how wait so okay so he wants he wants to fuck a lot this guy oh i was thinking kisses i was like he's just smooching her too much and she's like pure you're cute no you're cute no he's looking for hot he's looking for yeah he wants pork yeah he wants pork he wants pork and eggs yeah he wants he wants some morning pork and egg what everybody wants the pork or eggs uh he wants the pork or eggs he wanted Kisses morning, noon and night she charges

and couldn't even keep his art So I was right. I will say he sounds Josh is vindicated a little But also they probably don't I think they're used I think she's using A euphemism

I think that he's a sex fiend Yeah I mean it'd be weird To stop at kissing Constantly bang Yeah It would be very funny If it was just kissing

I don't even kiss anymore And he couldn't even keep His ardor in rain On a Florida beach Katie however Where it says his cresses, no, see, now it's gone up a little bit, isn't it? Were but those of a normal husband, and he filed a countersuit for divorce, charging his wife bit and kicked him. Well, now it's gotten really weird.

Yeah, that's, now it's obviously, I'm sort of. These are egg people. I'm vacillating, but no, I mean, well. He's an egg guy. Yeah, I don't love that he's, I mean. Do you find yourself more Randy when you eat eggs? It's hard to know because you'd need a control group, and I have not had a day without eggs in decades. Josh, ask Gareth how many eggs he buys when he goes to the farmer's market.

Oh, gosh. On Sunday. Gareth, when you go to the farmer's market every Sunday with your little basket, you get a little wicker basket, how many eggs do you stuff in there? 800 bags, they're falling out of me. Well, it depends. I mean, is the Japanese stand there with all the interesting produce, and now they started selling eggs?

Are they there? Of course, they did it. They're always there. It seems like they're doing every other week. uh four dozen excuse me four dozen at once yeah you're at yeah are you like baking a lot no no i'm not baking anything what do you mean i'm hard boiling in a pressure cooker what are you talking about four dozen at a time you know how they come in a dozen yeah i've seen i'm grabbing four of those yeah i'm grabbing four of those is that because you break some on the

way home and you want to make sure that you have enough when you get home or you need backups you don't know if they're going to not be there next weekend it's always good to get ahead of the eggs a little bit they're going to stay good for a while what's your deal quit looking at me like i'm a science project yeah and you only eat them hard boiled you never scramby never i've gone i've gone to only hard boil healthiest way to eat the egg no oil and so that's probably why you're not kissing anymore because your mouth is just constantly full of sulfurous eggs i'm just out on kissing I just want to advance it. No, stop.

I'm doing great. I have Invisaline. I have two weeks left. Things are good. I'm doing good. I'm fine. I'm in a good spot, you pricks. What are you running from?

Everything. Absolutely everything that I could possibly sprint from I am getting away from. I am downhill rolling away from my stuff. Just don't ever run into a therapist office. I did that three times four years ago. He said pajamas. for storybooks and mail-order catalogs and wanted me to be a nudist, she told the court. Well, well, well, sounds like we're all coming back around on this guy.

Yeah, the, uh, the kisses are not as, uh, innocent, are they? He just wants her to be nude now. Josh, you want to reframe your kisses, uh, supposition? Come to the egg side. I, I'm a big kiss guy and I, I'm going to announce you here on the podcast. I'm a nude sleeper. There's the clip. I'm a nude sleeper.

I sleep, I feel constricted. Say I'm a big kiss guy. I'm a big kiss guy. guy. I love a kiss. You're a big kisser and you're a nude sleeper. I love a kiss for my beautiful girlfriend. What does that have to do with anything? Well, he's just saying. You what? Does she sleep nude?

No, I'm not going to force her to do it. She doesn't sleep nude. Does she sleep in like a like a locked suit of some kind? He sleeps in a majesty belt made of iron. Yes. Now, wait a minute. You sleep nude, she doesn't? Yes.

Interesting. I mean, I'm not. Is she wearing what? A t- shirt and underwear something along those lines yeah i mean you know uh you just get making in there i i i feel constricted uh by clothes especially since covid when you were allowed to just wear whatever you wanted around the house uh what i found that i want to wear why was that different hold on good pre-covid we have a paper pre-covid you could also wear whatever you wanted around the house no but it was he's right it we all stepped it up a little you wore jeans more You know, like it...

Now I'm out. I don't know what you're saying now. I was more formal around the house. Yeah, I was wear a suit. I actually take off my suit to leave the house, but I'm always in a suit in the house. Well, that was when I started to reveal meals to myself with the sort of metal thing that you put over the dish. I sort of, I would cook it, I'd put the thing over and I'd go, your supper? And I'd go, oh, whoa, and I put a napkin in.

You just take off the thing and there's three eggs there. No, six, idiot. Six. He's talking about. And that was every meal. Ooh, six eggs again. Don't mind if I do. As doctors are pounding on my door.

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nice pub with some locals, and best of all, I got to perform at the Rio Theater. During my whirlwind trip to Vancouver, it hit me that my home back home was just sitting there completely empty, and I thought, while I'm out here living my best life, my place could be doing something useful. That's where hosting my home on Airbnb comes in. Instead of sitting still, it could be helping out with the cost of the trip. Whether you're off for a work trip or a family vacation, why not make the most of it? Hosting on Airbnb is smart and a practical way to help cover the travel costs. Your home might be worth more than you think.

Find out how much at Airbnb.com. slash host Katie admitted he was affectionate but said he didn't believe romance the only thing in marriage he denied he was a nudist but only a farm product who never learned to sleep in pajamas

he's a Josh he's a Josh Josh type I'm a farm boy everybody could When did you start Yeah Oh yeah You're a farm guy Yeah absolutely up until then

Up until you're like 16 You just slept in like overalls Yes With my butt flap hanging out and I still have on a big bail of hay and every once in a while I would roll over onto a pitchfork and go yowch

but you know other than that I see it I don't know what that means I was brought up in the country I've slept without pajamas all my life but I finally got used to wearing them it was a struggle now hold on I'm going to say this

he's rejecting pajamas which was the night attire of the time so it's not that he's just like hey you can't wear anything your options were basically nothing or PJs i think he's saying that in the country they didn't have pajamas yeah really they didn't have a lot of money out there yeah but it's but you you're biased you wear night shirts now you're long night shirts but i wear a suit yeah but you're but this is back when you had pajamas or nothing and he's just saying nothing is better this is a class issue well it is a class issue isn't it? I think it is. I think it's a class issue.

I think rich people who can afford pajamas are looking down snoodily at the news. We will win! He said he tried to convert his wife to his viewpoint in the matter before he gave in. I asked her to try it for a week and she said that

we would drop the subject if it was no good. Was that fair? That was fair, wasn't it? He brought to court with him yesterday a briefcase filled with receipts and bills to show how well he treated. Oh. And then that just kind of...

I like that. I like showing that you bought her stuff. Okay, well, that's missing whatever it says. I bought her dinner a bunch. He wept as he told the judge of finger waves, permanence and facials he bought for her. He wept also when his wife's attorney began to read some of his love letters.

Now, what about the eggs? I feel like we've sort of lost... I'm sure we'll get to the eggs. We've lost the egg thread a little bit. Some of us feel like we were brought in here under false pretense. they're holding it for probably later to keep because everybody wants to know what's going on with the eggs

like nobody wants to hear about this sex part yeah we get it we get it in one katy compared himself to general US grant I've done that often I'm being a bit of a grant excuse me no I'm not grant

yeah I get wasted in fall asleep on my desk all the time yeah right and sometimes It sounds like being a bit of a grant. Sometimes I'll ban Jews from three states. It's interesting because I don't know much, but I'm guessing what you guys are saying is accurate stuff. Did you know that Grant created our first Jew free zone in America?

So he was a Dodger. Yeah. Katie said he had listened to a radio program telling the story of how Grant's wife helped him to face his problems. Oh, darling, the attorney read, I believe in your love for me, I think it is as real as the love of Giulio. four and then it like there's no but oh you lizzie's and i need your love as much i need you to help me fight long enough to conquer myself strengthened by your love i shall go along and do something really great in life katy said that mrs katy's sister esther medley came for a visit in july and a quarrel developed they began to throw slams at me you get this right yeah yeah yeah sister's always a problem

And I counted them. There were 15 and 10 minutes. His wife left him in August. I wanted two eggs for breakfast, he said. But Mary said she would only cook one for me. And furthermore, she never would cook more than one. I objected, but I had to stop and go to work. And then she left me.

Boom. There's so much more going on than the eggs that he. There always is. But the eggs are such a break. For those of us in the business, this can be a breaking point. Yeah. A cracking point. You can't.

First of all, his issue is two? Nope. Pretty normal. I'm on his side. Pretty normal. Not enough. Yeah, 100%. Two eggs is the standard.

No, two is not. Two is what they offer you. No. But then they also have under the sides extra eggs. And that's where you up it. And you go, can I get four additional? I don't even want the toast and I don't need any other sides. Is Kevin working?

How often when you're, every day? How often when you're on the road and you go into a place to order more eggs? Is it a confusing rambling strange order? I don't do that anymore because I bring a hard boiling machine. And you bring a hard boiling machine and you have eggs in in also with you. Yeah. What do you mean? Have you ever traveled? So you bring so on Josh, I'm going to put a pin in next. I don't like so you bring you bring the eggs in a hard boiling machine into your hotel room. Yes. And you cook them in the bathroom. I cook them wherever. I can just plug it in.

And then I cook them right there. And then I'll go to the ice machine and I'll fill that up. And I'll, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll put the eggs in there. So you stink up your hotel room. No, no, I make eggs in there. Do you think that this is not the show. This is about a paper. This is turned into an intervention.

This is no, get away. I ain't going to react. Intervention. Oh, God. You're welcome. You're welcome. I'm not mad at Josh anymore. You, I hate.

Josh came up with interaction. Have you considered therapy? Do you think you have control issues stemming from your childhood when you did not have any control whatsoever and things were unraveling? No, I think eggs are a superfood, dickhead. Uh-oh, this is one.

This one's for Josh and his little, these new capitalist mindset. Danger of idle to capitalist system scene. Uh-oh. Sorry, Josh. You love money. The prospect of a perm... Josh Cheching androsky.

The prospect of a permanent body of from 5 to 7 million unemployed was pointed to as the most impressive indication of the danger to the capitalist system by the Reverend John A. Ryan, Professor of Social Ethics at Catholic University in addressing Pai Gamma Moo, National...

Pai Gamma Moo. Is that how you say it in MU? MU. MU? I probably... That's better. National Social Science Honor Society at its six annual convention. The masses of American people will not tolerate indefinitely this unnecessary and disastrous condition.

labor has not sufficient purchasing power to take off the market all the goods that our productive plant can turn out our rational solution and the only solution would be to give labor more in order that more goods might be bought and give capital less in order to prevent excessive plant activity labor should get between 70 and 75 percent instead of the 63.5 percent that it received in 1936. That's so funny that it. Here we go. That it's like 63%.

That's not enough. It's always funny when you, it's like when they, you hear how much like the rich, the income tax, the tax rate for the ultra wealthy was in like 52. Yeah. And then like, like when Biden will be like, we had it up to 27%. And everyone's like, that's pretty good. You're like, it was 93. it's fine now though no now we finally hit it right yeah now we're like in a good spot I mean we finally got because the place you wanted to get the tax rate was where one billionaire

could build an army of robots right by the way though I feel the way about Elon building an army of robots about the way that I feel like trump being like I'm like we are somewhat lucky that Trump is stupid and if any billionaire is going to have a robot army it's it'll it's better to be Elon than anyone because you'll eventually just be like these are just dudes it's just an army of robots that just walk up to you and say something dumb yeah they're just like they like fall over have you told grok to go to like dirty mode so funny when it roast you i can't wait to be shot by a laser beam from a breakdancing robot I know we are going to go down

it is going to be the funniest way to just end yeah did you see the Russian robot that took two steps and then fell down crashed and parts fell it sounds like he was Russian you should have slowed down taking his time a little bit more

should have been Russians my day by Miss Roosevelt I drove down to New York City this morning from Peekskill on the roads were almost completely clear of ice and snow and I was able to make very good time. I have just parted with a wisdom tooth and feel exactly as though these unwanted teeth were behaving like the little Indians who disappeared one after another in the song we used to sing. Is everybody comfortable? It's like it's teetering a lot. Is this a blog? Yes. Is this the beginning of a recipe?

she's clearly being paid to write a like blog blog thing not great content man i mean we used to say indians in song a lot way too much when i was a kid yeah yeah you just those you just be like indians are there you're just like what like you get older you're like what the fuck i have only two left now and suppose that someday they will have to go also my dentist is a nice calm gentleman and sent me away with only two instructions don't put hot water on your face and take aspirin if you have any pain

Whoa, better not be pregnant This is like, did the newspaper editor go Honey, how is your day? I mean, it's really crazy. Babe, I wrote you this article. Will you sleep nude now? Miss Rosable, will you write us your daily diary and will print it?

Well, I woke up. There was a frost. upon your window. Can you tell us about your dentist? Oh, calm, easy, breezy. Both these things seem fairly similar to obey. Simple to obey. At the present moment, the only thing that bothers me is the fact that Nova Cain has paralyzed one side of my face. The only issue is I can't move the right half. But I expect that. But I expect that. Well, we're up in an hour or so. She went straight from the dentist to this article.

Yeah. I have a typewriter in my car. Yeah. I mean, honestly, she's in the waiting room. Like, yeah. Hell of a gentleman, he was. I listened to the president's messages to Congress over the radio yesterday and was glad to have an opportunity to hear it in the way that so many of my fellow

citizens heard it. If only we could all keep calm and disinterested. interested, disinterested, how much easier it would be to accomplish the objectives we all have in view. Yeah. If I, I kind of agree sometimes, just it'd be better to tune out. Yeah. Just don't listen to anything anymore for a little while.

Yeah, she's basically saying, get offline. Yeah. Which has to happen. Josh got offline. Did you, Josh? I, yeah, I got off, well, I got off Twitter. You're off everything? I got off Twitter.

are you on threads no he's on pictures pictures only pictures and video pictures only i don't i like that good for you i should point out i have four eggs in the fridge in this oh i'm sure you do building religious fanatic forces cup yeah bust them out not until two not until two stupid come on you guys let's go religious fanatic forces couple to live as animals in cave near los angeles a little from the first run. Sheriff's deputies went out to San Gabriel Canyon today to rescue a young couple who were reported to be

roaming the mountains like animals nearly nude, almost starving, and held under... This is the guy from the first article's dreamer-lay. He'd be like, ah! Except there's no eggs. You can find a mountain. You could definitely find a mountain scramble up there. I thought you're going to say mountain lion eggs.

Oh, you could. Get the eggs out of a mountain lion. Are you kidding me? What animals is he forcing them to be like? chickens. Yeah. Where they land? Don't look at me with a, yeah. He's making my point.

I don't think he is. Yeah. Josh on my side. Nobody likes you. Officers had a warrant for Mark Silverman, Sarah Silverman's dad. Yep. A shoemaker who, according to his mother, came home in September, kicked open the family the door and shouted to the family,

I am Jesus Christ. I imagine this is how you come home most days. Who hasn't done that? That's just. coming in the house. Kicking open a door is probably the best way to enter a room. Without question.

It's just, it's one of those ones though that like, you know, once it's over, you're like, nah, the reality hits, I got to redo the door. But man, the pleasure. I one time lost my keys and had to kick in my apartment door. And it was enjoyable. It felt great.

Hard too. Not one kick. The place that I used to go to? Yeah. Echo Park. Yeah, kick that door right in. Yeah, there's no other way to get it in that apartment because you're on a second floor, so you couldn't climb in a window. Your only way in is the door.

And so I had a meeting, so I was like, you got to get moving. Yeah. So I just kicked the door in. You good, Josh? Yeah, I'm just imagining your displays of strength, your egg-powered displays of strength. Well, this is before I found myself. This is before I hatched. Aw.

Yeah. He told his family that the world was coming to an end on Christmas Eve, and he was going to prepare them for it. By the way, this still tracks with how I picture you're entering. Yeah. He destroyed everything in the house. David's June.

Don't worry about it. He destroyed everything in the house, smashed the china, burned the bedclothes and furniture, and discarded all loose fixtures. Did anybody try to stop him? I mean, that's a lot of shit that he's doing. Yeah, but I don't think you want,

what are you going to grab him? Yes. Oh. Okay. He gathered up a new, a few scanty clothes and a bag of walnuts. We're going to go wear lingerie in the mountains and eat nuts. Loaded his mother, brother, and sister lot into it. Get in the car.

We're all going to wear underpants and eat nuts in the mountains. Into an auto and took them off to the canyon where he has kept them ever since. You don't leave. Have some more walnuts. He said, mom lose the shirt. He set free his 62-year-old. mother Rebecca Silverman Sunday because the rigors of the mountain life were ruining her health. You know what, Mom, you just don't seem cut out for this little plan I have.

I mean, get out of here. I live in the San Gabriel Mountains and I got to say there's not a lot to eat up there. See? Well, well, well, welcome. Welcome what? I'm just saying you need a little on the road snack. Maybe something you could open on a rock. Josh brought up a trail mix earlier.

Wouldn't that be way better than eggs? You're going to need some eggs. Where am I getting eggs in the mountain? You're bringing them. That's why you hard boil them And you can crack them on a rock. How long do your hard boiled eggs last? Oh, you can get two, three months out of a good hard boiled.

What the fuck are you talking about? Go ahead, Josh. You were going to... I've lost my everything thinking about a three-month-old egg. Right? Yeah, I know. Yeah. It just seems like it'll be a soupy mess once you...

Oh, it's a soupy mess. Runny ass egg. Runny ass egg, my guy. Yeah. our neighbor our neighbor is very loud we live we we live in a office building next to a guy

who if he's not doing a podcast you would want to hang up the call yeah um it was the mother's story which sent officers to hunt for Mark Silverman and rescue his brother Joe 23 and Joe's pretty wife Becky 19

I by the way read that again it was his mother's story which sent officers to hunt for Mark Silverman and rescue his brother Joe 23 and Joe's pretty wife, Becky, 19. I like that they mention that she's pretty. It's just weird. They always have to mention what the woman looks like.

A real dog, but anyway, he loved her. Because if you're reading the story and they don't put in what she looks like, you're like, well, what the fuck is happening now? No, they really would just be like, Busty, pretty good ass. Here's her address. The elderly woman said that Mark wouldn't let them wear clothes because he considered such things sinful. and that most foods were also denied them so they had been compelled to forage for food eating nuts, herbs, and what they could salvage

from garbage cans. So he's... Oh, he's in trash. So he's making his mom be nude and his sister-in-law, who's 19. He's eating trash. Yeah, I mean, again, I think you guys are right that I don't know where he's getting an egg,

but you definitely could say... You've seen my little green container that I have now that holds the eggs and stores them a little better. I have, yeah. Yeah, so if he had something like that, he can have two dozen, no problem. He's got a little egg container. I don't even know what to say anymore.

I have crow friends, and if you ever ate my crow's eggs, I would kill you. I would gain their power and yours, and one egg. My murder is now eight. I have eight crows. I'm going to put a pin in that one and ask, Garrett, how many different types of animal eggs have you eaten? And which one gives you the most power? Well, well asked.

Well, it's a great, first of all, I feel seen. Thank you. Secondly, I would say I've probably had three different types of animal, well, four. I had caviar once years ago. I don't consider that an egg, though, but yeah, you get it. Okay. I know, but come on. So that'll be four.

Quail, duck, chicken, fish. No ostrich? Never had an, I looked at an ostrich. to behold um but i will say the number one egg is uh a a very grain fed healthy lifed chicken although duck nice and big a little interesting as well don't sleep on it thank you so much quail pain in the ass too little because it's small tiny too little too little feels like how'd you cook it i just raw chewed it like the little uh easter candies yeah wait those shell too Yeah, yeah, shell and all.

Yeah, extra protein. It's good for plants. What in the fuck just happened? What do you mean? You ate a quail egg with the shell? Yeah, absolutely. It's not like a potato. Well, also a superfood.

Sweet potato, don't be afraid to mix those two. Wait, sorry, do you eat potatoes raw, Dave? Now I'm freaking out. I don't know. No, no, no. No, but the show really is about a newspaper. No, but sometimes you get, sometimes if you're a mega mash potato, or whatever, you can get a little skin in there

and it's not a big deal. Like I'm just saying eating the skin on a potato, it's no big deal. But if you get a little bit of egg shell in an egg, no, it's not. You don't want that. Shells are good for you. You don't want that.

No, you do. Shells are good for you. Who told you to eat the egg whole raw? God. He's basically this mountain guy. God, who made everything perfect. You're this guy right now.

This guy's awesome. Let's see where this goes. Are you talking about Jesus? Miss Dorothy's still. Overman, another daughter-in-law, heard the mother's story and swore out a complaint against Mark, asserting he was a lunatic. Well, this is back when lunatic was like, actually, you were being, like, medically. He's a medical lunatic.

In the canyon, it was said, Mark frisked about, naked, loudly shouting that he was the Redeemer, and the world would end Christmas Eve. Eventually, that day passed without incident, and Mark's faith was shaken. That has to be so amazing on the 25th and 26 where you're like, Mark, like, not now. I mean, the thing is, it doesn't say when it started. Like, it doesn't say when he took them into the mountains. So it doesn't say how long they were there living in the fucking mountains. Well, long enough that he sent his mom out.

And they're all naked? It's weird to want to be naked with your brother and his wife. Yeah, right? They'd just be like, and, Jessica, you should be naked too. And your mom. What are you doing? Well, are they sleeping? Josh.

Yeah. I'm wondering. It's a good question. Josh. It is a weird question. Yeah, they're probably sleeping, I would imagine. They're living out there in the cave near the cave. Hey, why is your wife wearing a shirt to bed?

Oh, they're in a cave. Come on. But also like... Keep around the team, man. We're talking January in the San Gabriel Mountains back then. It's fucking cold as shit. If they have those eggs, though, that body chemist, You're going to, your core temp is going to get right where you needed to, especially if you're doing shells.

After this, we're going to have you hospitalized. Oh, a legal lunatic. At least two days. I'm Jesus, you idiot. 5150 for sure. He was crestfallen. He shaved off his bushy red beard and permitted Joe to shave two. That's how you do sad.

Can I shave two? Yeah, yeah. That's how you do sad. There you go. Mark had warned his mother before he let her go that if she put the law on him, he would exert his occult powers and influence Dorothy Silverman's husband, Michael,

to kill his own daughters, John Aiden's Lois for. If you do that, I will show you and I'm going to make Joe kill his daughters. I mean, I get that. I mean, never,

you try to use your mind power. That's what you say to someone before blocking him on Twitter. I'm going to put a spell on you make you kill your daughters. Oh, there's a bunch of people that I've had killed their kids on Twitter. with my mind what it's just the palan-tier of it's pretty it's pretty standard for me okay what if

the kids suck nobody's asking if the kids are good thank you thank you it's a fair point right yeah yeah that even then okay yeah just that little one who sucks i'm gonna make him kill him southern land retires supreme court justice quits at 76 do you remember when they did that Do you remember when they did that? Back then that was 90. Instead of seeking the office at that. Now they run at 76. They're like, all right, let's go.

First time in. I'm a rookie. Schumer's got to be done. Schumer has to be done. I'll tell you he's going to write it out and they're not going to do anything. I don't think they're going to do anything. But he can't. There's no way he can run again.

I mean, though he'll run again. How his pelvis is like trying to leave his body. It's genuinely. like hard to watch what's happening to his bones he does look like if a frankenstein was a california raisin yeah he looks like he runs a pie eating competition i i just love the fact that do you know how long they had to talk to him to be like dude you got to lose the bifocals you got to lose a reading he just had reading glasses you're

trying to youth him up finally got progressives i know and he's like he's like almost 80 like It's amazing that he hates progressive so much. He won't even have him in his glasses. Associate Supreme Court Justice George Sutherland today advised President Roosevelt of his intention to retire January 18th after 16 years as a member of the High Tribunal. It must have been funny for Roosevelt to be like, I don't know, nobody likes a quitter.

I'm going to do this for four times to die. it delicate health it reduces the one-time conservative majority now the minority to but two members oh give me instead we're like

Amy Coney Barrett actually is reasonable sometimes the one I should probably do one about her cold dude yes but I've heard a couple things and it's really it's not okay she is from a fucked up you're definitely like

oh cool let's say what do you think lady who showered with her dad till she was 12 what way were they sleeping Josh Josh look look

I'm starting to see the egg blind spot I have but buddy you got a glaring one have you ever wondered that if you had the shower hot enough and you took eggs and you could cook them while I'll do you

one better. Have you ever thought about your body as a pressure cooker? I know one place you could stick the egg with a lot of pressure. That's what I'm saying. Belly button. What do you think? Belly button. Yeah. Anus. What? Huh? What? Jesus Christ, Reynolds.

What? It's a family program. It's called Henning. We're on Disney. We're on the Disney Network. Hey, and we want to say to everybody, we got them back. back um justice pierce butler and james mcrennolds just in owen roberts popularity is regarded as the unpredictable because of the frequency with which he changes his vote from the conservative to the liberal groups and vice versa so he's he's just like following the law uh okay so he's a judge who switches back from conservative liberal so what he's doing is he's just kind of

following the law and they're like what a weirdo yeah yeah uh friends and associates said sutherland indicated a strong desire to continue occasional work as a judge but that he felt the long hours of study required of supreme court justices was too much for his advanced age and precious health isn't before they got RVs to hang in there and stuff oh man that's the thing i can never get over about all these people who stay in there forever it's just like don't you want to just fucking relax sit by a lake or something it is weird it's like the level it there is this compulsion to just forget about like who is i talking to someone was saying how their their dad like wanted to get like a part-time job or something because i'm like okay maybe that i cannot imagine ever getting bored

with doing nothing yeah i just would never if i had money to never do nothing you would never fucking hear from me no ever you would never hear from me if i had if we had joe rogan money we be gone. It'd be over. I mean, Marin, what Marin is doing essentially is being like, yeah, I'm pretty good for me. Yeah, Marin's, yeah. He's like, do the soft retire. I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah, like, keep the yolk runny, but retire. You could take all that money in, and by a baseball team and run concentration camps. Sorry, buddy. I, too youthful. I, I, I, okay, so one of the things is, okay, obviously you guys don't like money. Uh, if you liked money, And you would keep doing a job where, like, as a Supreme Court justice, you just are constantly

given money by the worst people on earth. Also, it is retirement because you don't have to do anything because the corporations just write what you say and you just take it and you just put it out. And then you go on a hunting trip. But back then, back then, I mean, there was a level of, like, it actually did have some kind of merit. Yeah. They were, I think they were still pretending a lot more that, that, yeah, yeah, basically.

Like, like now it's what Josh is. Literally, they're just writing. Yeah, no, yeah, no. I mean, Clarence Thomas didn't speak for 20 years. And everyone was like, that's pretty weird. And then he started speaking and everyone was like, go back to the way it was. Yeah, you didn't eat. Yeah, shut up more.

Go do the shut up thing more. That was awesome. Yeah. I just think it's amazing to, did you see the thing Elon tweeted where it was like AI picture of an attractive woman and it's like she says I love you and it's like the best thing ever and everyone was like it is crazy that we actually have proof that the guy with the most money in the world allegedly is the saddest lamest guy of all time it's just it really is like while money isn't intoxicant it is an it kills you you are the worst

winning this game has no actual value no there's been so many studies that the rich you get the less empathetic you are and the more like deranged you become and i think like Elon but also like Rogan is just a great example of that well those two together is pretty magical but uh but but Elon Elon being himself truly it would be the worst guy you've ever spent time we I forget who we were talking to who was at a wedding with him and they were like literally everyone was like oh my god this guy fucking sucks and then he was like had a breakdown and like was going to cut himself and everyone was like what the fuck is going on right now first of all careful he's a friend sorry i apologize i didn't i know you swim in some

powerful pawns second of all money it's good it's money yeah you become less empathetic but that's because you get more money, the fewer friends you have, the fewer people you spend money on. Well, it makes a good point. Good counterpoint. Thank you. Said like a Dodger. Okay.

Well, you know, I defer. Yeah, I get it. That. Did you notice that his excuse for the Dodger owner being bad was basically the same as the comedians who went to Riyadh? Yeah. Two youthful gun malls admit. Killing New Jersey bus driver in Holdup.

Gun malls? Moles. M-O-L-L-S. Like a little girl? Yeah, like a little girl. I think at the time meant like, you know, a bad boy. Like us? Mm-hmm.

We're moles. The mole-up. This happened in Newark. Miss Ethel stole 20 and her 17-year-old girlfriend, Genevieve Owens. You can't. If your name's Genevieve, you can kill whoever you want. What? It's a very great.

It's a great name. What? You should be allowed to kill people. What a weird thing. Faced murder charges today for slaying a bus driver in a holdup that netted them $2.10. Oh, wow. That is sick, right? Now, you were just talking about money.

Is that, that's, that's worth it? Yeah. Right. I mean, any amount of money is good to murder people over. Like, you find a lucky penny, you pick it up, you fucking push a guy into a manhole. I think that's the message of our podcast, is any amount of money is. I think any time we start to get into the message of the show, it gets. it's a little weedy.

So I think we should probably, let's not try to bottom line the show. It's been a weird ride. Let's just say that. That's the thing. We've done over 700 episodes of the dollop and over 150 of the past times. And I think the overall messages is it's okay to kill people for any amount of money. I, I dare I say,

that's probably the historical theme. Sadly. Manish appearance. The older girl amazed please. by her mannish appearance and manner. Amazed police. Wow. This is the best sentence ever.

Whoa. It's not a chick, Frank. Whoa. She looks, dude looks like a lady, but the opposite. Hey, look at the meaty paws on this girl.

What do you mean you're a lady? Come on. Look at these quads. She got man legs. She is tall with close-croped bobbed head. Bobbed head. Yeah. Well, that's, I've you never got to a headdresser?

Can you just turn it in? Give me the Beatles head. Thin, firm lips and stern jaw. Leave her alone. Yeah, leave her alone. She wore a plaid lumber jacket, all right? And answered questions for both herself and her young friend, whom she affectionately called chippy.

Wow. Well, now it is weird. She's the dominant. What are we doing? Let them live. Me and Chippey are going to kill this guy. So we're talking to the lumberjack lady, and apparently Chippy doesn't talk. The cops talked about this for years.

Yeah. You remember that? What that lady? Lady, we busted who killed the guy, the man lady? What the fuck was that? I'll answer for Chippy, too. I love when these older, older, I mean, even in like, you know, the 80s and 90s, like, I had an Aunt Caroline and I was just like, you know, years later, you're like, oh, yeah, no, she, she wanted to just, she wanted, she would

prefer to have been a dude. Like, she'd have been a lot to be a dude. Yes. Totally. There's a lot of, it's also, it's funny to be like, policemen sees first lesbian. Honestly. First much lesbian found in Newark. Yeah. Miss Owens, a head shorter than Miss Stoll, calls the older girl Bunny. Oh, bunny and chippy. A lot of nicknames. Miss Owens was arrested Monday after a chance remark to Miss Catherine Durning, a probation officer, asked about her financial status.

She replied, if things don't get better, there will have to be a hold-up. Miss Durning, it's a good, yeah, I mean, she's right, right? Yeah. Just say it. Ms. Durning considered the remark significant and summoned her superior who notified the police. The girl soon disclosed her friendship with Ms. Stoll and told the police where to find her. so this yeah good the article really they didn't really care about the robbery and the murder no nope the cops definitely lost the threat a little bit they were really just want to talk about the fact that

the dude looks like a lady where did you get that shirt crazy better times right uh honestly yeah honestly yeah not great but honestly better tons of coal you know my mother hates more than anyone and now Pete Hegseth, and it is, I keep playing the game where I'm like, he's actually one of the bright spots. What do you mean? I don't know. I like his hair. He's horrible.

What about the Nazi tattoos? Yeah, he's not a perfect man. I just like that he's like, I'm going to get all the generals together. We're going to have a big meeting. It's going to be really cool. We're all going to talk about guns. Yeah. And he was like, you can't be fat anymore.

I mean, that meeting was the best. It was amazing. Blow up in your face meeting ever. He probably just turned the whole military against the job of the station. The whole run so far has been a blow up in your face everything. Yeah. Tons of coal, gallons of milk mix and crash. Oh, finally.

Yes. Finally. Twas a study in black and white when 800 gallons of milk and five tons of coal filled the intersection at 7th and E Streets today. Just your face. Why not you don't like the sound of this? Two great tastes that taste great together. I'm just bummed to, yeah, I wasn't there to eat it up with a spoon.

Okay. Okay, I couldn't tell. This is essentially the first Reese's peanut butter. Yeah. Oh, it's an Oreo. Following a collision between a milk truck from Gattsburgh, Maryland, and a Blue Ridge Coal Company truck from south washington virginia two men in the milk truck and four in the other vehicle escaped injury most of the coal salved most of the coal was salvaged but the milk valued at

two hundred forty dollars was destroyed fucking we we get it dude yes fuck yes fuck yes it's so nice the coal was saved uh that's jesus that that's when you like god's real uh you know that's awesome well how would you felt if that was an egg truck hitting a coal truck. Well, what state are the eggs in? Because they become hard to kind of scoop once they're viscous. Oh, no, they're all over the ground cracked, like their egg, they're open eggs. I'd probably just roll down with a straw and just pull a Busey, but with my mouth.

And eggs are the coke. I think pulling a Bucci is with your mouth, just. Now, hold on, Dave. He really, he never got better after that head injury. No, your brain doesn't grow back. Now, the brain's one of those things that's sort of, once it's chunked out, it's over. Well, Josh, we did it. Let's record the next one.

Josh, where can people find Year Zero? Is that what it's called? Yeah, Year Zero, they can find it at badeg.com. And I know. I know. I didn't even have to. None of us have to mention it. But it is.

That's bad egg is the name of the publisher. And so, you know. Is that true? That is 100% true. Bad egg.c.o. Are they interested in doing books with other people? Yeah, I mean, it depends on what they're about. It is bad egg.

This is it right here. You're zero. Bad eggs. That's cool. By the way, I really could go for an egg. You know what I've been doing lately? Is there any kind of... Putting salsa on them.

What? Is there any kind of egg? Yeah. Is there any kind of egg? kind of egg you wouldn't eat in what way like is there is there an is there an animal i would try it you would try a crocodile leg yeah sure manatee if the mom's cool with it yeah sure but to platypus sure probably yeah yeah manatee they're they look like it as long as i can hard boil them manatees look like an egg put them in the pressure cooker you do an hour 50 any egg you're going to

eat i'll try it human egg i would love to try a human egg I've done everything I can to get my grubby little pause on one. Elephant, let's go. I don't even need it out of the body. Josh, thanks for coming. We appreciate you. We appreciate all the work you do on the show. We've really been having a lot of fun with your work.

So people should go find Year Zero. And remember, Josh sleeps naked and he doesn't give a shit what you think. That's Josh Androski. He's not on Twitter. He was on the Price is Right on Mushrooms. That's no bullshit. It. The past times will be right back after this commercial from mentholated cigarettes. What are you talking about?

I don't know. I'm drunk. Hey, dollheads. You're now the Gariforce. You know that. Hey, listen, I've got some stand updates. I'm very excited to let you in on. You can go to gareth Reynolds.com for tickets and information to all these things. I'm going to be on New Year's Eve in Pottstown, Pennsylvania at Soul Joel's Comedy Club. That is December 31st, Pottstown, Pennsylvania, Seoul, Joles. I then January 2nd and January 3rd, I will be in Kansas City at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. I will be on the road.

February 4th, I will be in Spokane, Washington. February 5th, I will be at the volcanic theater pub in Bend, Oregon. Then I'm going to one of my favorite places, helium in Portland, February 6, February 7th. Go to Gareth Reynolds. for tickets and information. Come on, join me. Come on.