The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 159 - The Past Times with Kyle Anderson

Episode Date: January 30, 2026

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Kyle Anderson SOURCES TOUR DATES OFFICIAL MERCH

The Dallup will be on tour in March 2026. We are going to be in Buffalo on March 22nd. Then on the 23rd, we'll be in Syracuse. Then on March 24th, we'll be in Boston at the Wilbur. Then on the 25th, we'll be in Bridgeport, and 26th the Gramercy Theater in New York. And then on the 27th, we'll be in Albany. And then on the 28th, we'll be in Pittsburgh. And then on the 29th, we'll be in Philadelphia.

And then on the 30th, we'll be in Washington, D.C., at the Lincoln Theater. Why would you name a theater after Lincoln? Anyway, that's our March 2026 tour. Go to dolloppodcast.com slash tour for tickets. Can I tell you something I did the other day that's so unhinged? Yes.

I was on a long walk and I was trying to really get my heart rate up so I got all sweaty. And there was this law firm a couple blocks from my house and they have like a big glass window next to the street. and there's always this douchebag guy, this like lawyer dude in there. And he was like yelling at one of his like underlings in the office. And I was just walking by and I just lifted my shirt and just pressed my sweaty belly. I kept walking.

Oh, that's so good. Well, we should probably keep that in while we start. All right. So good. Welcome to the past times. It's a podcast. Someone had to do it. We did it.

You know what we do here. Each week we go through a newspaper from a random date and history picked up by none of them than Dan Anthony. I, Garon Reynolds, had ever seen it. And neither is this week's guest, the great Kyle Anderson. Hi, Kyle. Amazing. Stoked to be back, you guys. Yeah, buddy.

Kyle's, of course, a big part of the Rogan sphere. Kyle's huge in the Rogan sphere. Yeah. You catch me opening for my. girl Roseanne. You know what you should do. You should just change the S and on your Roseanne shirt to a G. And it's

Rogan. Rogan. Whoa. What's up, Kyle? Thanks for coming back. I'm stoked. I realize that this, you guys basically react to like TikToks from history, like literary TikToks. Well then there's people on TikTok who basically do this.

Like somebody's like, oh yeah, there's people are like you ever heard about the milk riot? Yeah. Let's name some names. Let's start It's a beef. I don't even know. There are some guys who literally are doing our show. Yeah, there's a bunch of our shows. But there's two guys who are literally now, we were like, whoa, that is literally

the exact show. They just download the transcript and then. That would be better. An homage would be better. They really, they just, it's like there's so many versions of this show. And, you know, it's like whatever. I mean, you know, but, but there, when someone is actually just doing the show, You're like, I mean, that's not, that's the show.

Again, I mean, what are we going to do? Podcasts to you, but that's the show. Yeah. Oh, that kicks ass. What's up, Kyle? What's new? What do you want to, what can we, where can people go find you? What are you doing?

What's your passion? You're not just going to law firms pressing your tummy on the windows. No, that, I mean, that I think of the love of the game. I hope that becomes a fad. That really should be. That's, I mean, I don't think there's anything illegal against doing that. No. Just do that more.

two people in power. What could possibly be the cop would, a cop would, if a cop got called, he'd be like, okay, it's funny, but we got another tummy stamper. You can't,

it just, they'd be like, it's not illegal, but can you not do that? Yeah. Well, you're like, they paint bowls.

They have like a, like an inflatable thing kind of comes down and paints the bowl. No, but also now I get it. And also, no. Well,

you just miss something fantastic. So, um, I can I Our fans call themselves the dollheads And Dave and I love it They throw them on the stage It shows

Now we always leave them behind We're kind of like All right We know the event happened There we go Venues love it by the way Menes love it I gotta tell you

I got charged $250 for spilling my wine In Minneapolis on the stage Oh yeah they do that The places yeah Like our agent called She was like So who spilled

I was like I spilled wine She's like Yeah so it's like $250 like what? But anyway, Luke gathers. I suck all the wine out of the wood.

I would have sucked it out. The theaters will find any way to take money from you. It's crazy. They really are like, they're like, there's the podcasting fee. Did you use your eyes? Yeah,

that's $200. I was beat up in high school for being a theater kid. That's a fee. Luke gathers the dollheads. Oh, boy. Of course. Of course.

And so by the end of the tour, we're all like, we're not even like humans by the end but we're like to our Luke has a fucking a big satchel of dollheads like he's a fucking evil Norse version of Chris crinkle he hung them all from the ceiling so he's like film your reaction and film Dave's reaction so I walked in and I was like oh sweet God you know

I locked the door to have heads up on what Dave was Dave just ripped down like nine dollheads heads without even saying anything to being. He was furious. I mean, we have... By the way, by the way, I love that you're like... That you guys are like, our neighbor's crazy. Meanwhile, you're in a cave of infant heads.

I was watching the video a couple days ago, and I was like, it doesn't look good because it's too cluttered. Like, there's too many... Because it's not so much, it's that there's stuff right behind our head, which is where you don't want stuff. Like, Garrett, Gerith, Garrith, so I... Batting at the ballad. like he's a cat.

Yeah. But so I walk in with my mind of like, I got to remember to remove the clutter. So there's not, and then I walk in and there are these dollheads hanging from the ceiling. And my first thought is like, who's wasting their time doing that?

Well, it's also that, Luke. And he, it's, it's, what's great about going on tour with Luke and Dave is, first of all,

it can be quite difficult to live in Luke's head, which is how you, you, that's the only option. But to watch Dave, have to live in Luke's heads. It's crazy. Because by the end, Dave's like,

shut up for the whole day. I did give him an order to not talk. And Luke pretty much listened. And then as he was in that order, he almost drove off with the gas pump in the tank of the van. Anyway, Kyle, where can people find you? You're going to shut down communication.

Some stuff's going to go bad. Luke is like, nobody emailed me about the gas pump. I mean, sorry, Kyle, did you really get beat up for being a drama kid? And I want that to be true. You said, I mean, I mean, I definitely got bullied for being a theater kid. You did. I don't know if it ever, oh my God, what just happened?

The splinter from the fucking dollhead jammed into the roof really went into my thumb hard. Well, see, everybody wins. Is that real? It's real. Oh, my God. Look at what he's tacked it up with. It's like a nail. It's like a nail.

needle. It's a nail needle. I was bullied for miming, bad miming. For miming. It's hard to ask him to stop. But I was in, I think, six minutes. Even like the kids doing magic are like, let's go bully the mime. I was in, kick the snout out of that

mime. I was in fifth grade and that school was like, or my teacher, whoever did this program, they're like, so we have this special thing for kids who are gifted and we think you're very talented. And so we This is code, Dave, shut up.

Totally, 100%. And she's like, and this is where it's really hilarious because she's like, so there's a, they're putting together a bunch of kids like this and there's going to be a mime class and you can learn how to do that. And I was like, whatever, get me out of school. And so it's at the local community college and I go there and it's all these just dorks. And I'm just like, what the good Lord? Look at what I'm stuck in here with.

And I hate it, you know? And so after like, and it's like a eight week course. And so after like two weeks, I just start, I start talking. And I'm like, wall, wall, wall. And they're like, hey, dude, don't. And I'm like, catching the ball, catching the ball. And they're all getting mad at a break. All of the mimes.

And now this is a day everyone has my makeup on. And all the mimes go to the water fountain and put water in their mouths and come over to me. And they all spit it on it once. What in the fuck? I've never been mime. Yeah. The mime cocky. That's crazy that they were like, that they were able to like look at each other and nonverbally be like,

that you know what we're going to do. Bad mime feels very much like it should have a new life online. Yeah, you should bring back mime, Dave. That's amazing. Well, that's why Dave's like, I will never be silenced again. just on Twitter Just like, yeah, right, of course Kyle, what are you working on

Where can people find it? Oh man, I am working on a bunch of Independent documentaries that I've been making Oh, wow. Because we promoted before the Christalia problem On YouTube, which you made, which is fantastic. And you're doing a lot of about your big Rogan sphere guy So, yeah, yeah, I'm always doing like, why Tony Hinchcliffe rules, why

David Lucas is actually. really good at comedy and not funny yeah yeah yeah no i i've been doing some really fun ones we uh we just hung out for a couple days with mini kiss which is an all kiss uh dwarf cover band sure sure and uh what's really interesting is that i don't think dwarfs the term to be quite honest with you uh little person dwarf yeah dwarf yeah dwarfism yeah you sure yeah well i hung out with them buddy i know but i did they say and did they say that's an okay term they used dwarfism yeah they Do you use dwarf? Okay.

Yeah, yeah. There's 200 types of dwarfism, and so they have different types. Now, they like Tiny? Huh? Yeah. Well, they could go by Mini Kills. Look on its face. Definitely shouldn't be talking about those.

What's really interesting, though, is that Minikis in the mid-2000s got into a feud with another all-little person, Kiss cover band called Tiny KISS. Ooh. Sure, yeah. Why not just start a band called Peck? Because Smooch One of the

Because who was first Tiny or It was mini kiss So I would be pissed Too And then a couple of members of Tiny Kiss left And formed Tiny Kiss

Oh oh it was one of those It was like a Wilco situation Yeah okay Very much There was actually Very Wilco There was a There was a

Brawl that built up backstage at a show Because they were able To sneak backstage By being like Hey we're tiny kiss Oh my gosh God, you can totally do that.

Yeah, you don't have been like, no, you're not. The guy didn't check their ID. Yeah. Come on. You got a bunch of kiss gear, your little, all right. You little kisses. Come on, guys. Let's go.

Listen, we just did a, we did a doc hanging out with them. It was fucking awesome. We did another doc where we went in the Chippendale's dancers in Vegas, been trying to unionize. So we did a doc about their unionization efforts. Sure. So you can check those out. You can find them on YouTube. if you search up breaking stories

with Kyle and Zio. I do them with my producing Wow. Great work. I knew a guy in New York who was doing a doc of a cover band. I can't remember what the band was covering, which band they were covering.

But he was filming for like six months and then one day the lead singer called them up and he goes, or he was supposed to go to lead singer's house and he goes over there and the guy is, he's like, he won't let the doc guy in. He's like, I blacked out.

I don't remember I have been for two days and I woke up in my apartment's covered in blood. I don't know whose blood it is And he would let him in And then Then the filming was over Then The band wouldn't let him film anymore

Jesus Make a duck about the dog I was going to say If that started auto playing on Netflix I'm hitting Let's go All right Kyle You're going to guess

What year This newspaper's from I'm going to do the same Dave will pick you He definitely likes you It's the shame The greatest year in cinema, 1999.

No way. All right. 1899. Kyle is correct because it is the 1900s. 1904, October 7th. On the money, baby. Yeah, congratulations. I was under and closer.

He gets a new car. For what? That's what this one. That's what was on the line for this one. What the fuck? Rolls Royce. Oh, those are back to people from England can't win.

Everyone's favorite game show Pits one American versus one person Perth, the British! Oh, my God, I would play that. It's awesome. I'll take Hammer for 300, Alex. It is the Boston Daily Globe, October 7th, 1904. Okay.

Wanted his hat. Classic. I mean, Relatable, real. I get that. I get this. In his. bag.

Do you know the hat culture kind of? Like this country, our relationship as a nation with hats is absurd. It's insane. Like if you used to not wear a hat, people would be like, well, you get the fuck out of. Or if you were a straw hat at the wrong time. There were riots because if you wore a straw hat after Labor Day, it was a faux pa. And so people would smash your hat or then people got mad they couldn't wear their hat. There's a right.

I'm a large headman. Right? So I'm a rock at a pretty massive dome. And those hats don't work. Medically, that's called a pumpkin head. You got a dollhead. You're a jackalander. We got your results back.

You are pumpkin-headed. Start a cover band. head Zeppelin You know the bad thing About having a larger cranium Which I have also is that You order hat You can't

You used to be able to buy a hat in a store You'd put it on and be like that fits And you order hats online And it's like Oh, no Thank you. It's a fucking... It's a nightmare.

It's a goddamn knife fight Trying to buy a fucking hat. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's okay. Well, you got a little tiny guy head You got a little whales head. You got a whale head?

Wales. You're a little Welshman. You got a Welshman blood in this. I misunderstood that. Same. I was like, their tails are tiny. They're big.

All the people, everybody knows people from Wales have tiny little heads. I've been trying to do my Welsh accent with my mother and she's, she's like, please stop. What is you for Welsh accent?

Let's hear it. Let's hear it. It's very hard. You've got to be, it's like the hardest, it's the van diagram of all of them. It's right. Going in turn to bit more like that.

Because you have to like breathe out every word. But there you sounded like eastern blockish. Yeah. Yep. It goes into like a Swedishy Bulgarians or everything. It's hard, huh? I go Irish. What if I just nailed the Welsh one and that's all I could do?

Won't happen. You never know. What if that's all I focus on? Nope. The problem is, is that all your other accents are bleeding in. It's since I don't do any accents. I can nail it. Just read the article.

Kyle, go ahead and read the story. No, you got it. 1984. What? So Otis Lambert. It's so. It's a second headline. It starts, okay.

So Otis Lampert jumps into the river rescued by men in a boat with only a ducking. Wait, we didn't even read the first article. Wanted his hat. That's what we're on. Oh, that is. Okay. This dude is going into the drink for his hat. Yeah, fuck yeah, yeah.

So this is like a relatable story of like, fellas, we all been there. We all get. Your hats getting away and you got to. This is like a lids commercial. Yeah, this is probably paid for my big hat. Lids. This is paid. This is big hat, yeah.

Pedestrians on Brits. Bradford bridge this. That's right. Big old hat. You know, there's a, there's a company now that just makes big hats.

Really? Fat head. Baseball hats, yeah. I got to go. Do you think I'd be here if I knew that? What?

It doesn't make any sense. You'd miss the podcast. Makes total sense. You don't know what it's like, you little tiny-headed Welsh fucker. I'm a regular headed man. No, you're not.

You got like a little classic Welsh pinhead. You can share hats with all the fucking dollheads. You're not allowed to say pinhead. You're not allowed to say dwarves. You can't say pinhead? No.

Is pinhead, was that actually a thing? It's like a disease. I thought it was just a cartoon. No. That was a cartoon, though. Pinhead. They were all cartoons back when we had animation cooking. Wait, pinhead is an actual, like, thing that they make fun of some medical condition?

Look, well, yeah, the doctor, it's just like pumpkin head. The doctor's not like... Pumpkinhead is an actual medical term. Your son has pinhead. What? No, it's like a disease. There's a thing. I do like the...

I do like the idea of like, well, if an old cartoon did it, it can't be racist. Hey, I saw the cartoon. One of cartoons ever done anything bad. That's like the line. That's the demication. A d'umbow, you mean unproblemat. It's a hundred years. There we go.

Perfect. Pedestrians on Bradford Bridge this afternoon were startled to see a man suddenly vault the railing and leap into the river 30 feet below. That's pretty far. That's a jump. Huge hat fall. You're not fucking around. 30 feet.

And they go, they go, and it wasn't even one of the people just jumping in because they were really depressed. This was not a personal offing. That's crazy. They go, that guy looks happy. What the hell? What the fuck? Oh, it's his hat. Oh, he's got a hat.

A boat was quickly put out from the shore and the man who had managed to keep his head above water after his first plunge was taken in. Okay. So a lifeboat had to come out and rescue him from rescuing his own. It almost feels like turning on. What did a hat cost? It feels like, yeah, I was going to say, it feels like turning on the boats more expensive than the hat at this point.

What does a hat cost back then? But they didn't have so this is, this is before mass production of like clothing and stuff. So, so when you got something, you fucking kept it. Like it wasn't like, like your clothing was far more important. Yeah. Not like now when I just get Luke stuff. stuff.

Yeah. He is Otis Lambert. He said his hat had been blown off and he had jumped over to get it. He was none the worst for his experience, save the ducking. What is this ducking? I think that's getting wet. You know, a duck goes underwater. Mm-hmm.

I think. Okay. Wouldn't that make sense? Yeah. We left some words where they should be. Yeah, right? Yeah. I don't agree.

This is a word that people kept going, what are you talking? What are you talking about? Oh, I don't agree. You don't think so? No, I don't agree. Okay, don't agree. The Welsh love ducking. Oh, a bit of ducking.

What's that? Now, why are you doing that? Oh, a bit of docking. Oh, we did a bit too talking the other day. Now you sound like your mom. No. If you ask my mother to do a Welsh accent, she's like, oh, she like puts her hand on a table. She's like, it's very difficult.

We don't do that to not family anymore. She starts having a nosebleed. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Shaking and a bleat. Okay, stop, don't do it anymore. I've got to get it. Just to walk into the big room from X-Men and put on the helmet.

I don't understand the reference. I bet I love you for it. Yeah, I know. Wait. Have you never seen X-Men? I seem like two of them on a plane. I'm good. You watched them back-to-back.

You should know what the big room is. You liked them so much. You walked them back-to-back on a plane. You heard what you wanted to hear, Kyle. Not what I said. He said you watched two X-Men movies on a plane. You either independently decide to watch them. Okay, so you like them so much, you watched them across multiple flights?

Kyle is correct. Yeah, Kyle, yes. Over, over two different flights, movies got watched. He only superhero movie he likes her by Brian Singer. I don't even like him. He watched that one of your life. Yeah, he likes Brian Singer. You've seen every one of these fucking movies, weird out.

I've seen a lot. Well, they're on like their fourth version of X-Men, so I checked out a long time ago. The first ones I watched, like, the first ones. Kyle, like, shows up. He's like, well, I bought Wolverine Clause. It was pretty easy to get them. You got to buy the ones that are real metal, though,

because if you buy the ones that are plastic, stop talking. You really want to be able to sink into a belly. Yeah. Well, you want to be able to. That lawyer should get him. He goes through the glass. That's how they paint balls.

What are he said? Sang in their cells. Three Chelsea boys arrested for shooting craps Beguile the hours with popular heirs. This guy, whoever's writing... So they went to jail for craps,

yeah, he's definitely like, enjoy words. Yeah, whoever's writing these headlines can go fuck himself. He literally was like, in the future, they'll be very confused. Hi, Jonathan Tapp with the Daily Beguiler. Can I get a quote? Why?

you may as well. Frank Hastings, age 17, Joseph Davis 15, and Lewis Archer 16, all residing in the Pratville section of Chelsea were arrested by a patrolman, patrolman, Gainerd, and Dewan last night. Hello? I'm doing and I'm Gainard. Charged with... I'm a Gainerd. And I'm doing.

I was going to say, I didn't know they could just call the cop by two descriptors. Hey, gay nerd Hey, doing gay nerd? Hey, gay nerd. It's Officer Gay Nerd. Officer Gay Nerd. Now, what's going on over here? You guys talking about X-Men?

I love that stuff. I mean, if I, if it was today and I had a kid, a boy, I'd be like, we should probably change our last name. Today? Yeah, because they would just get so bullied. Yeah. So bullied. Yeah. Yeah.

Or it just make his first name, not at all. Show them who's boss I mean, because kids can take any name and turn it into it. I always go back to Miles. This kid in our elementary school is named Miles and we called him Miles and Miles with Deep Brown Piles. Like, you cannot win.

How about this? Fifth grade, a new kid came to town, and I've talked to this guy since, and we're all good. He's a very nice guy. But his last name was Seaman. I mean, I woke up in the nursing. office. They were like, you passed out. Are you okay? I'm like, is it? I had a dream.

There's a kid named Seaman. They're like, there is. And I was like, yeah, my guess. And be like, Andy, come here. Come here, Simon. He'd be like, stop calling me Seaman. I met a guy's last name was Simon. And it was like, we were like at our 30s. And I was like, how was that? And he goes, it was so bad. It was so bad. When I was in high school, I had an assistant principal who was named Mr. Weiner. And we were all used. to it because we had been like desensitized to it from years of it, but my little brother came to like an assembly with me.

And they just kept to introduce. They could say all the great work Mr. Wiener did. And they said his name like seven times. My little brother has just fallen apart. Oh, it's just the best. The best. All right.

So we're arrested by patrolman gay nerd, gay nerd and Duhin last night, charged with shooting craps in a barn on Sagamore Avenue. After being brought to the police station and book, the boys took their arrest in a most unconcerned way. And for two hours enlivened the cell room by singing the popular songs of the day. My son took her away. I mean, what's going to happen if you get busted for crap? Nothing. You get a fine, right?

So it doesn't fucking matter. No, but it's great. I mean, that is. That's what I was saying, not to keep bringing a fucking Luke, the only person I know who whistles is Luke. I'm like, whistling died. Oh, it totally died. But back then, you were just like, we're going to just sing. We had a guy.

Sing, sing. We had our wood shop teacher in high school used to whistle all the time. We were just like, what the fuck? I'll catch him whistling. I'll be like, we've moved on. No. I live in a cartoon from the 20s. I also love the idea that these two guys got locked up and they were like,

damn, Joe, we got locked up. And he's like, don't worry. Ricky, I know how we're going to get out of this. Boy, the days will never pass. The days will never pass. She's a lady that I love. You know, it was like that too. You've ever seen, oh, brother, where art now?

We're going to hit him with one at M's. Yeah. Collapse. I've seen it. It's not by Brian Singer. Weird. To be fair, you should have said planes. You said I saw it on a plane.

So he was right. It seemed like you watched two on the same place. It's insane. You said planes. I watched it on a plane. No, I watched it on. I watched two on planes. Okay.

How did that come out? Nice. That was better than what you did it because it confused that guy right there. I watched it on two planes. No. Come on. Now you're being pedantic and weird.

I watched two X-Men movies across two planes. I watched over a course of planes. The only time I've seen X-Men. The only time I've seen X-Men movies is a couple on planes. Unfortunately, not how I talk. So apologies. Not how I'm going to do it. I had a couple of them on other planes.

Now I know why so many people are confused watching your stand-up. Because it is on the planes. And I would love to get my special on the planes. And some in-flight entertainment. Gareth being questioned by a detective for a murder. It was on multiple planes. It was on one plane or multiple. That's not what you said.

Two planes. Because you said plane the first time. we don't understand I didn't even know he was a cop I'm playing clothes Hey kid You're planes clothes Hey kid come clean

Was it planes or plane It was There are certain words You're a liar kid Plural even The plane is not a Plains and plane Plains is not a plural for planes

I've watched it on a plane There could be more than one of a plane Are you like trying to compare planes and geese Like what are you doing I watched it on a plane. I've taken a thousand flights. By the way, this is my favorite part of ganging up on a friend with somebody is when you get them to be like, oh, no, maybe plane is plural for planes.

Jake has one where he was fucking slacking me over the Packers losing. And I go, I was arguing like, it's still good to watch your team play further. And he's like, win the Super Bowl or nothing. I go, the point is to go far. And it's like, he murders me with it. all the time. I'm like, you're right. I shouldn't have said the point is to go far.

It was a text, too. It's better to, it's better to have your team not make the playoffs than make it to the Super Bowl and lose. He's arguing every season's a failure if you don't go to the Super Bowl. So how many years has he been watching his failure team? Well, that's the other thing.

Sometimes he'll be like winning. I'm like, how is he beating me in a fucking argument? They are the worst. Well, they were the worst. Now they're the best. Now they're pretty good. All right. Collapsed on a car

Patrolman G.W. Bussey Of East Boston Poisoned. They're really hitting us with these fucking terms. My name's G.W. Bussey. I'm the bus mascot. That's right. That's him. Yeah.

Of East Boston poisoned by eating canned sardines. Conditioned not serious. Fuck. Poison sardines. It's not good. How does that happen? Bussie's belly is so fucked up he can't press it against no glass. Yeah.

I don't know. I mean, I would guess that it had, are they poisoned or he got food poisoned? Oh, yeah, they probably got food poisoning. They're panning. I mean, they probably canned it improperly. While. They were rotting. He was like, mm, these are good.

I just found an open can on the street. Well, there's some, there are like certain fish where like in Japan they'll bury it for like 30 years. And then they'll be like, this is a delicacy. And you're just like, what are you eating? I can't. And I. Do you that? Something like that.

It flashes into my mind sometime of watching. the Chinese giant worm thing that they eat live. It's like the gooey duck. It's like, hey, today I'm going to go on camera and eat a dune worm and you're like, what are you doing? Well, and then it's like, and then we'll be at the cheesecake factory and be like, how good is this chicken?

But live, it's so much. Yeah. Like I can see, okay, you cooked a worm, but just watch them take out this live worm and chomp its head off. You're like, what the fuck just happened? No, you know, I could probably get down with eating like grasshoppers.

That's the one where I'm live? Sure. Really? I guess. I don't want to. I'd rather I'm on a stick. I would eat a crispy fried one to see what it was like. Yeah.

I would rather that. But again, to me, the texture would freak me the fuck out. See, the libs just want you to eat bugs. The left wants you to eat bugs. That's a whole right wing conspiracy. And y'all are feeding right. Wow. What was the check like for this?

boys. Soros is giving us $500 a month to promote buggy. Sent by a podcaster who just got paid to go to Saudi Arabia. It's like our zins. We're just putting crickets in our mouth. Oh, yeah. I don't need coffee anymore. Okay, so while on the front end of a car on Hanover yesterday afternoon, patrolman

George Bussie of East Boston Station was suddenly taken ill. He was on his way to police headquarters. for the mail for the East Boston station. And he collapsed on the car. By the way, he was definitely going to take a shit. Like, they were like, oh, he's going to get them, but he was definitely like, I got a home base it. Yeah, yeah.

I got to go put some mail in the mailbox if you know what I said. He collapsed on the car and a man conveyed him to the Hanover Street Station where he was attended by Dr. Dunn and later removed to the relief station. There. The toilet. It was, yeah, this guy just just. dumping. The relief station. Oh, my, can you imagine?

The relief station after this day. That's sardine diarrhea. 1904 diarrhea must have been terrible. From sardines, they're like, we're seeing a lot of this. Dude, ACAB includes the cop shitting his brains out on the street. Yes. There it was ascertained that he was suffering with Potom. Potomene.

Tomain. Tomain. Sure. Potomane. Potomane. Poisoning. caused by eating canned sardines. His condition is not serious.

So then it's not a new story. A guy got a tummy ache. We don't got a word for canned sardines, but let's make sure this guy ain't too ducked. Oh. No milk Sundays. No, not for him after this. I had to make a rule.

Yeah, he needs it. He's pinky. He's like, we do no milk sundays. Milk, you cut that belly. Lexington, Kentucky samples a Puritan Sabbath. Lexington counted by some statisticians as the third wickedest town of its size in the U.S. They flipped that. Boston, of course, the first wickedest.

Yeah. Lexington, I wonder why it was wicked. I don't know. Having been there, they've really turned to court. They were successful in their de-wiquid. So much less wicked now. Has been a spotless town today. Only restaurants, streetcars, and prescription counters of drugstores were allowed to do business.

It's a lot of places, to be honest. But that's a lot shut down, though. Still, restaurants? Hat stores. That's why you've got to jump in the river! 18 persons are registered at the police station charged with violating the Sabbath, and not one is a sloonkeeper or gambler. Those arrested include a...

11 milkmen. What the fuck? Yeah, because milkmen had to deliver every day. Yeah. For else, the kids die. Or, I mean, also, then you're like,

the van's going to stink. Get it on the porch. None of our milk came. I guess I'll just have to dip into these delicious looking canned sardines. That's what happens. That's how you, then you're shitting. So many better ways to sin than milk.

I'm going to go fuck my neighbor's wife. You ever fucked a milk? What? Yeah. One proprietor. of a creamery, one barber, one druggist, a manager of a packing house, and two bookkeepers employed by packing houses. Yeah.

And? Would you call him an operator of a creamery? Yeah, a proprietor. A proprietor of a creamery? That's right. That's a great name for a job. That is. In many ways, I'm a proprietor for a creamery.

If I worked in porn, if I worked in porn, that's what I'd call myself. In the credits. Story by. The proprietor of the crew. You don't want that guy's job. Can you guys leave the room? There's some sticking to you. And then they called someone else a drugster, which is another title.

I wouldn't mind being my little third. No, you are a drugster, by the way. Kyle Anderson, drugster. Yeah. The engineers and electricians, the engineers and electricians at the power plant of the Lexington Street Railway and interurban company were arrested tonight. But they gave bond. And upon advice of the officers, of the companies remained at their post.

So they got arrested, fined, and then their bosses were like, yeah, just go back to work. Go back to work. By the way, cops shouldn't be working. Why aren't we taking the day? What's the line here? Really good. That's what I would do. Yeah.

You're not allowed to work today. Oh, I'm under arrest? You're under arrest. I'm afraid you can't arrest me unless you're working officer. he just shits. Yeah, I was going to say that was the sound of his pants filling with fish diaries. Oh, no. Mayor Combs.

Me walking up to the police station with a big, big bushel of canned fish being like, boys. Hey, boys. We're taking a big day off tomorrow. Mayor Combs said tonight, Lexington will not only be a dry town on Sundays, as was asked for. by the law and order league, but I intend to see it that nothing whatever that is not for charity or necessity is sold.

Mr. Mayor? Mr. Mayor? Really unclear. No. What are you trying to just bottom, what are you trying to say? What I'm trying to say is Lexington will not only be a dry town on Sundays as was asked for by the law and order league,

but I intend to see that nothing, whatever that is not for charity or necessarily is sold. I think the mayor's milk. drunk again. Yeah, he is for sure. Just say, uh, we're shutting everything and no boozing. It will not only be a dry town on Sundays. As it was asked for by the law. It's right.

Put it in his mouth. It's happening again. Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor. Mr. Mayor. There's milk coming out of him. Don't worry. He's foaming milk.

Got a big billy in his mouth. He's going to be fine. Wait, what? People just use more words back then. Yeah, but the whatever is. Because there was nothing to do. So why don't just talk more? But you know how it is.

You know how when you're in the middle of a story where you're You're like, yeah, yeah. Someone's talking. But in many of you, you're like, yeah, come on, buddy. There's also people who tell stories, and then they just add in a bunch of stuff that doesn't matter. Yeah, the word. It doesn't help with the story. The thing is when someone's trying to remember the cross streets that the story happened at, and it is inconsequential to the stories.

Or how about when someone tells a story and they know it's bombed so the ending is getting another run? Oh, yeah. New ending. Second time. They're like full leg adding more. You're like, yeah, you're done. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Okay. His one shot true. Texas farmer killed by son in dispute of her crops. Yep. This is out of Texas. Obviously, Watson, a farmer was shot dead in a pistol duel today with his son, Ben. Fuck, man, that is crazy to duel your kid. Yeah, but I get it.

I mean, trust me. And to lose? I would have had a duel with my father. Totally. Yeah, Dave would have a day's dad. against your boy. It's tough. Dave, uh,

Dave's father, uh, passed away, but we have was murdered. He heard some rumors lately that he might be alive in Michigan. He killed him. So he was still looking into that. Not to,

yeah, well, he was, it's a whole thing. I didn't kill him. Murder crossover when? No, no,

no. Dave's dad was, uh, a mentor to me. But, uh, but we still think he might be around. What,

what were the ashes? There were no. Well, we think the ashes were probably a fake day. And me seeing his body, me seeing his body and the... There's a lot of stuff they can do that can... I'm just telling you, if anyone could pull off a fake death, it's your dad. How weird is it going to be if you just keep doing this and it never catches on with anybody? It's not about catching on.

It's about finding them. And honestly, I think most of it's been on Patreon. You do a reverse dollup episode that's just you outlining the entire... Dave's talked about doing a dollup on his dad, but... I need you too hard to find all the information. Let me know if you need me to fill in any gaps. Because that guy and I learned a lot about each other over the years we got to spend it together. The father and son had a dispute over a division of crops.

The father shot three times and the boy once. Oh, that's even worse. The boy's in jail. For what? Killed his daddy. Nobody would be dueled it. It should be fair to kill your dad. Well, if you shoot him, and one shot?

Also, like, what if they... What if the son just loved, like, Greek tragedy stuff? Yeah, I mean, but also, how fun? If you go to jail from shoot, your dad shot at you three times, you have no choice but to shoot. Right. I kind of also feel like it might be the thing where the dad was kind of like, oh, man, oh, my boy got me. I'm so proud.

Well, there was. There was fake mist. He wanted, just like, yeah. You don't shoot three times. Yeah, there was definitely a thing in dueling where you missed on purpose. Like, that was, you know, hard. That's what happened in Hamilton. That's a really fun thing of being like,

I thought you were going to miss on purpose. I thought we were missing. What? Don't you love me? I thought there was like a mutual unspoken respect betwixt the two of us like in Hamilton. No. I thought we were going to do a Hamilton.

No, we weren't doing that. We were going to do a Hamilton? Yeah, I'm going to die. I thought we were going to do a Hamilton. His last words were I thought we was going to do a Hamilton. I was pretty sure we were going to do a Hamilton. So now he has all his dad. It's corn, huh?

Yeah. This is all over like a half acre of corn, by the way. Once I get out of here, though, I got a lot of corn. Yeah, this is all the corn you can grow around the Boston area. My mom's been pretty weird. The tomato plants mine now, Greg. Widow weds, Miss Raymond, now Miss John Tatro of Pittsfield. Call it a whitting.

Miss Agnes Raymond, a widow, has married her boy boarder, John Tacho, this afternoon. Boy border. He boards boys for her. All for extra boys. Bring out of her two more. More boys. My boys. The widow confessed to being married to being 44 years of age while her husband gave his age at 19.

Whoa. All right. You want to talk about fucking a milk. This should happen. This is only in the paper because she's way older. It's awesome. Yeah, it's great. If you were a younger, gent,

and you ever spent time with an older lady, tell me it's not awesome. It's awesome. It's pretty awesome. They know what they're doing, is what I'm saying, Kyle. What? I said, how long has she been a headliner, by the way? I always go 20 years ahead.

I like when they lose it. And had, and she had to secure the consent. of his parents before the knot could be tied. I'd like to fuck your son. I want your boy. I want his meat. I want your boy's penis.

I'm going to suck your son's cock. This is purely sexual. I'm going to take everything out of him and leave him a husk. All right. First of all, you're our age. I don't know why you're talking like that. Hello.

Okay, talking. You're literally our age. I went to school with you. Yeah. In my day. Hello. In my day, you sucked a man's dick through his ass. What? No, you didn't.

Dad, I love her. Please sign it. I love her, dad. Jesus Christ. Fine, go do your thing. It took the widow but a month to win her young husband after he entered her household, and the harvest moon is said to have something to do with the ardent courtship. So we think this is a mood-based relationship. They're moon lovers. I never thought about this. But if you're an older woman who's single and, you know, you enjoy sex, a boarding house is a great way to go.

Oh, yeah. Without question. Yeah. I mean, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. It's always open up. All the time, right? Drew married his pillow.

You tell me she's got legs? Yes. The widow and her boarder had not even an acquaintance until he was accepted as a member of her family and the romance developed with swiftness. What the widow wanted was companionship and ahead of the house and young John, blooming with youth, well set up, fond of home and domestic inclinations, just filled to the full measure her ideal of another husband and John was willing. Wow. Dude, I love Rocky Horror. Rocky Horror is such a good. It was perfect.

The city clerk told, do you see that on the plane, Rocky Horror? I saw it on planes. I don't want to mislead you. That's a singular for plane. I don't want to mislead you. I sat towards the wing, but I want to be clear, there are two on each plane. The city clerk. There's a word for plural.

wing, it's wings. Yeah. I sat next to the wings. You keep doing this thing. That's not a thing. You sit next to one wing or the other. I sat next to wings. I sat next to the band wings. Oh, the band?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a cover band, a little wings. We were in the back. Yeah, little wings. That band is Little Wing. Little wing. Small McCartney is the lead singer The city clerk told the couple That they must have the consent

Of the would-be Braggarum's father And John went out and sought his father Moses Tatro who appeared and gave his consent Why would you need it if you're 19? Why would you name your kid Moses? That's crazy The father's name is Moses I know, but that's crazy

Man, it's naming your son Moses I mean, it's a lot to live up to This is Moses Hey, I only know like four names So fucking lay off This is Jeremiah, Moses This is Moses Jesus and God What?

My son, God These are our cats, the three wise men The next step was to find a clergyman To tie the knot And the couple sought Reverend Charles Leonard Of the Methodist Church Who questioned the couple They admitted that they had known each other

But a month We love each other said the widow, and surely there is no reason why we should not marry. The minister strongly advised the couple to not marry on the ground of the difference of their ages. But they married, but they married an older dude to a young woman. That's hot. That's hot. That's awesome.

All the time. That's awesome. Please, father, she's going to suck my dick through my ass. Please, father. Excuse me? Father, the head is amazing. What? Please, father.

It's disgusting. She's 44. She's a rich. Look, she could have been in love with him, but for this dude, it's all about the sex. Listen, again, we're not, yes, it is. This is 1904, though. She's 150 in that time. True, but he's 80.

19, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, it's, it's either earth or, uh, orifice. I'll salt burn the fucking ground. The father's just being, like, you can't fuck Betty White, dude. This is crazy. I can't fuck many one. The minister. It is gross. He,

my dad's Moses. He was afraid, he said, that they would not be happy. He had never been called upon to perform a marriage. And again, it's gross. Where there was such a difference in the ages in the bride and groom. I don't even know how I would do it. And explain. Nobody's going to be able to focus on anything.

And explained that in a few years, the bride would reach half a century. And her husband would only be 25 years old. The woman's vagina dies at 48. In the prime of manhood. And you, your penis is going to be a rocket. It is brutal to look a woman in the face and be like, well, I mean, in a couple years, you're going to be a half century, lady. 30.

Do you understand what I'm telling you? You can't use up this young viral man who would totally be a guy who listens to entreat today? Just, yeah. On conscientious grounds, the minister told the couple he preferred. not to marry them. He advised that they defer their marriage for a time and learn to know each other better. Yeah, the minister was like, you're 19. You should be dying in a war.

What are you doing? Mine. Neither the widow nor the boy border thought well of the advice. And after leaving the Methodist personage hurried back to the city hall where they importuned the city clerk to perform the ceremony, which he did in the presence of the boy's father and others. This afternoon, City Clerk Lewis said that there was no legal

objection to the ceremony he had compiled with the request of the couple. Mr. Mastatro left for the east on an afternoon train and will spend their honeymoon in Springfield. That train ride must have just been so much porker.

Well, I mean, it's all worth this for a big honeymoon in Springfield. Yeah, it's true when you think about a question. Oh, look. Chili's. We're going to the ninth wicketest city, honey, Springfield. Oh, boy. But like, as far as like the sexual peak thing, which I don't know if it's true, but it's always like women in their around 40 and a dude who's 19 is the like ultimate age for a dude. I mean it, although you're pretty Randy still. Well, but it's definitely it's tapered. It's still,

it's still difficult to live in my body. By the way, I love the scientist doing that study, the college scientists that are like the Van Wilder of the science program who's like, so I got a theory. So she's still super into fucking. But she's not as into fucking as she will be. You right now, you want to fuck everything that moves. How do we quantitate head game? I'm glad you asked.

So. A remarkable case. Moses, another Moses. Oh. Moses Ballerstein. Meaning another Moses must have been weird. Moses Ballerstein of Hartford accidentally shot himself through the head on March 26. Well, oopsie, daisy.

Have you ever done that? The lesser Moses. Whoopsie. He parted that red seat, didn't you? Oh, golly. There is red everywhere. He goes one of every bullet. Jesus Christ.

The ball entered about the center of the floor. Who's that? No one who stood by? Yeah. I don't know. No, we get out of here. We will take one piece of his brain and put it on a boat. What?

Get out of here. Think about it. Don't look back or you turn into salt or something. We'll get two of each and I'll put his brain on a boat. We're the almost biblical characters. We're doing a show, but we're tiny. It's a mini Bible. The ball entered about the center of the forehead.

By the way, the ball. How do you... Okay, I mean, we're going to find out. It had to ricochade, right? And maybe I'm guessing he looked down the barrel. Nothing in here. Oh, yeah. And its effect was to...

I mean, he hit... Accidentally shooting yourself in the center of the forehead is crazy. I mean, you may... It must have been a relay race. Its effect was to render him unconscious for about a half an hour, after which, not knowing the extent of his injuries, he walked unassisted to his house a mile distant. And then what the fuck? He shot himself in the forehead.

Hi. You okay? Hi. Hi. The same thing happened to me once. One time I shot myself in the head and I accidentally ran like a 10K. Yeah. I'd done that.

I mean, a lot of us have done that. That's just like a thing. Walking by a guy who's got a hole in his head. What are you going, Moses? I'm going home. How do you go to the bar mark? How'd they go to the bar mark? He walks past you.

Can you believe that's the smart Moses? This Christ. Oh, my God. Not a Moses at all. A doctor probed the wound to a depth of a little over two inches, but he could not reach the ball. Which? Are you going to get it closer? I just, I feel something.

It's either brain or ball. By the way, two inches in and can't feel the ball story of my life. I don't get it. What? We're talking about like basketball? Wait, did you see the, did you see? Did you see this comment? There's a comment.

Some guy commented on our stuff, and it made me laugh so fucking hard. This is do-d-d-d-d-do-d-do-d-do-d-do-d-do-d-do-d-do-d-d-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-draking. He goes... He goes... He's so mad. He goes... We're doing a cat's that we're watching cats to raise money for a food bank. So this is...

We're just going out to watch cats. Yeah, we're going to an alley to watch cats. This guy goes, I love how the Dallup Reddit never says shit about any. about anything important. Never will let us post up about Trump or Epstein grapid kids. But as soon as something salacious like he may have blown a very adult Bill Clinton, then yes, of course,

it's hilarious and disgusting at the same time. But then all the adolescent-minded fanboys glom onto that. And can't stop shit posting about it. I've asked, could you please focus on the horrible crimes Trump committed on children? But you created a simple, silly fan base that doesn't understand

this is exactly what they want you focusing on. Everything but Trump and Epstein and kids. Who do you say that? It's on the it's on the dollar post on the Instagram. Like he's on Instagram. He's talking, but he's talking about the doll of subreddit.

Yes, but he's soft going like, are they blocking people who talk about Trump? I'm sure they're not. I'm sure they're not. I'm sure there's one guy who posted about it long times a day. Yeah. Like I,

but the idea that it's like, you guys are pretty obvious. avoiding talking about Epstein. It's like all we talk about. He probably put up some posts that they did like because he was being a doucheback like that. Well, I mean, we could, you know the truth?

This is what happens. People are like, you're not talking enough shit about. And we're like, we're talking a ton of shit about everybody. It's endless. All we're doing is talking shit. Yeah.

We're talking way too much shit. Well, people always get stuck up. Like, I was, I looked at it the other day, And someone was like, you know what I can't stand is how they, they like rant at the end of every single episode. And it's like, oh, okay, five years ago. Like, what are you talking about? Also, that is the easiest thing in the world to avoid the end of something.

Fucking idiots. I just can't handle. I can't. How do you stop an end? Do you know how to shut this thing off? I'm done with that. It's seriously getting mad at people talking at the end of something. It's so amazing.

Amazing. You guys talk a lot of shit about those. I mean, Gareth, obviously, in private, you, you love Epstein.

Yeah. No, no, I love the concept of him. I've become, this past week, I've actually become pro Epstein.

Is that weird? I just like having an island with your boys. Someone's going to pitch it. Look, you get 15 cool dudes together. One of them is going to go,

what about younger? It's going to happen. I've always said, I don't even think, Epstein's island was like the fifth nicest pedophile island. I'm sure there's better at pedophile. Like there's got to be a billionaire that's like, we're going to Jeffries. Oh, God, it's such a shithole.

There's a lot of emails. He only has 14 massage slaves. You guys coming? I'm going to run for president, and my only thing is going to be I'm going to put Giselle Maxwell in transfer her to an all-male prison. Jesus. People will be like, and again, The polling, not sure what to reflect Dave Anthony's position.

First of all, he doesn't even say her name proper. The amount of the way that everyone... Is that not it? I don't even... I think it's Galane. Oh, it's Galane? What a stupid name. That's so stupid.

It's a really bad name. It's very well-shed. It's really bad. Yeah. That's coming from a Gareth. Oh, Gary. That's why we fixed it. Nope.

Okay, so a doctor probed the wound to the depth of a little over two inches but could not reach the ball. Hmm. he, which had evidently lodged in the back of the skull. Oh my God, he was trying to get to a ball through two inches. What do you do? The sound. Yeah, I mean, what are you putting in there? Like a pencil?

Like, what do you? He's got to have some kind of. They definitely don't know about magnets yet. At this point, a doctor would just be put his finger in there going, I don't know. I feel like we're beyond finger, but it definitely, I feel like at some point someone doorbell. Now hold. Now hold still, Mr. Johnson. So I'm going to put my mouth over your eye

and I'm going to suck in real hard. All right, Moses. We're going to try to lure the bullet out with a worm. I'm going to put milk in further. All right. Milking worms in the head. The bullet's going to flush right out. So Moses, we're going to fill your little head dish with some milk here

and let a cat suck it out in the hopes that the sandpaper tongue hits bullet. How's that feel? It cold and in no good no more. All right. There we go. Like, how does leeches solve this? And they're like, it won't leave out the metal. Quiet there, Moses.

You be quiet now, little Moses. Let us do the doctoring. All right, get that tennis racket. I think it hurts. Like jiggling around in the back there. There we are. Oh, my God, this is amazing. He was at once put to bed and kept perfectly quiet.

He was definitely perfectly quiet. Boy, he's sleeping. He is really out. He's really sleeping. Look how blue he's getting. With hardly anything to eat until the 10th day, When some matter came out of the wound. Jesus Christ.

This is awful. Some matter came out of the wound. That's his brain, by the way. Yeah. He hasn't eaten for 10 days. Oh, boy. Something popped out. Someone had a brain fart, didn't they?

Look at that. Look at that. I like how this is posing like, oh, well, now that his brain's leaking and he hasn't eaten in 10 days, I think he's on the mend. He's better. He's had worse days. Rounce back. Get him some musely.

relieving him and partially restoring the power of speech, which he had lost. He had lost enough of the accident. Yeah, he got shot in the head. And they just left him there for 10 days? Like, this is the hardest phase of this. How did they know he got shot? How did they know that he did it to himself at this point? Close smells.

Don't get fed, you know. Excuse me? He must, they start putting the food in the hole. Andy, Andy? Some matters coming out. I think it's a little bit of bacon and some egg. Look at that. He loves tomatoes.

Hey, Andy, he's really eating these tomatoes. Andy, that's the bullet hole. Oh, I was going to say, he really blew himself up there. That's the mouth. Whoa. 21 days after being shot, he had a relapse. He relapse. He relapsed.

Relapse. Christ, he shot at the hole again. He swore he gave it up. Well, last night, I fell off the wagon and shot another bullet into the hole. Moses. Addiction is a disease. Moses. That's a my strange addiction episode

I would watch guy who's addicted to shooting himself in the head. Christ. It's my favorite X-Men character. They're rattling. I wouldn't know. They have an intervention. Look, you need to stop shooting yourself in the head. We're worried about you.

I watch who. I'm dying to talk to me doing that. But he was brought out of him. by the use of stimulants, so they gave him coke. Here we are. He shot himself in the head again, so put some coke in him. There you go. Then he can snort the line through the hole.

A guy who keeps accidentally shooting himself in the head definitely needs to be coked up. Yes. After which he recovered rapidly. Hey, you guys, what do you guys doing? Both of them are talking before. I was like, I'll tell you, they're sorry about a bullet bulletin. After which he promptly started four businesses.

Hello. And is now. apparently as well as ever. No medicine was given. What the fuck is? Careful dieting and keeping the wound open. Now, you eat a lot of meat, you hear me? Careful dieting and keeping the wound open

constituting all the treatment. They're keeping the wound open. Probably hoping it'll drop out. Oh, the bullet? The ball? Walk me through why else they keep? Yeah, why? I guess that's what they...

But not on Sundays. That's what they have to think, right? Nobody stays open on Sundays. You gotta be careful to keep like an earring hole open. Yeah, we are. Let alone the, right? Like your head hole that goes from the front to the back.

I would put a cork in it. It would be hard dating. That's fun. You could take the cork out. You can pour a little glass of discharge. He's fantastic. He's really great. He's got a good job.

He is super diligent. He's been through a lot. So he's a big empath and everything. Is he hot? He's hot. Yeah, he's hot. Yeah. He's a Moses.

Um, he does have a cork in his forehead because he shot himself in it. Hey, where did you pay? Oh, God, look, look, I mean, he's, he sounds like kind of a catch. And if, if a mistake like that happens one time, it's hold on, he's got brain coming out everywhere. Hold on. Get the cork. Moses, where's your cork? Hi.

Moses, where's your cork? Lay down. Okay. He's got a real appetite for laying down. He all loves to lay down. Oh, he's got to take naps constantly. He's like super ill. Oh, shit.

Well, Kyle, you did it. You did another one. You made it. That was a joy. Yeah, I can only imagine what we didn't get to. That should be, you know what? We should do that. We should have a, we could do a Patreon extra, Dave,

where you hold on to ones we didn't get, to and just put them in a pile and we just call it what we didn't get to. Yeah. And we could just do some of the other. We actually could do that. We should do that. I think no. I think yeah.

Yeah, we could do that. Yeah. Kyle, anyway, we came up with a great Patreon. Have a good life. Oh, no. I'm fading away. What, uh, where, where can people find you on Instagram, Guy, guy? Check me out at, uh, Kyle Anderson comedy on Instagram or like I said, Kyle and Zeo, uh, breaking

stories on YouTube. And go watch the Christalia problem. That guy's selling out theaters. Adding shows. He's adding shows. Yeah. He's adding shows? I do want to say that I don't understand how he didn't get the Saudi Arabia invite.

That's crazy. Well, God bless him though, because he came out after. He's like, this is bullshit. He's like, because he didn't go. Even Saudi Arabia was like, you're creepy. Yeah. Yeah. Saudi Arabia's like, no, not the, too young.

You took away a lot of women's rights. too young. Something we don't support. Hey, Dullop fans. I know you love the Dallop. You love listening to the Dullop. Do you want to watch the Dullop? You're like, Gareth, what are you talking about? By the way, it's not Gary. It's Gareth. Well, we have partnered with Lakeside Animation, and we are starting to animate some of our episodes. So if you want to go watch a five-partner animation, which is actually like a 22-minute episode or 30-minute episode, I can't remember, of the Rube, you can go to Lakeside Animation on YouTube,

watch a really awesome animation of the Rube. It really genuinely kicks ass, and we're very proud of it. And the more you share it, the more you give it to people, the more you follow Lakeside, all that stuff, the better chance we have of making a lot more of them. We're already making a second one, so go there and watch The Rube.