The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 163 - The Past Times with Lisa Curry

Episode Date: February 27, 2026

Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and comedian Lisa Curry SOURCES TOUR DATES OFFICIAL MERCH   Mint Mobile

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Welcome to the past times. It's a podcast. You know what we do here. Each week we're going through a newspaper from a red update history, picked out by none other than Dave Anthony. Have you ever thought about going by Anthony David? I've never seen it.

Neither is this week's guest, the great Lisa Curry. Thank you for joining us, Lisa. Hi, thanks for having me. Welcome back. Lisa, you have a special. You're making a lot of money off it, like you said, before we started recording. Where is the best place for people to go check it out? It is on my YouTube channel, which is YouTube, I believe, forward slash at Olympian Lisa Curry.

Okay. The Olympian, there's an Olympic gold medalist with my same name and she took Lisa Curry on things. So I'm Olympian on all things. Has she ever mentioned this to you? Has she ever been like, hey, no. Stolen valor. No, and I had a show on Sirius X-M for a while. Sorry, I don't know if you could hear.

My dog has decided now is the time to drink water next to my ear. It sounds like he's drinking peanut butter. It's so loud. It is so loud. What do you have? Anyway, German Shepherd. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah.

But when I had a show on Sirius XM, I reached out and invited her to be on the show. And her PR person, and I wrote the email like purposely stupid. I was like, what's up? It's Lisa Curry. We'd love to have Lisa Curry on my show. And they were like, oh, we don't have Sirius XM in Australia. So it doesn't really help with her promo. But thanks.

And I'm like, what? This isn't, I don't care about her promo. What are you talking about? Is she a human who has, who gets comedy at all? And she's also a blonde white lady.

So I'm like, this is a rivalry. I'm sorry, but. It is. And she's up the temperature of the rivalry with that attitude, with that PR attitude. What I need to do is go to Australia and do shows.

I'm really, really fucking up by not doing that. because she's Australian and a huge celebrity there. Is she really? She's a swimmer. She's a swimmer. Yeah, because she's like a, I think she's like a 12-time Olympic medalist, several of them being gold medals.

Oh, here we go. Seven, seven gold, two silver, one bronze. Well, you know who else is a huge celebrity in Australia? Dave. Oh, is that right? Also for swimming. Y'all he's quite aquatic over there. over there he's considered a great swimmer.

Yep, that's right. They swim differently there. Well, we'll get her for you. We'll bag her, we'll tag her, we'll do the whole thing. Yeah, don't worry. You don't need to even say it. We get it, and we will take care of it. Excellent.

Thank you. Well, at least you've done the show before. You know that it's bizarre. And also, you should, not funny. It's not working. There's nothing good coming from it, except for maybe a square space ad. but will you guess what year you think this paper is from now you know it's going to be old that's all we have for you take your time 1923 i don't know i'm making that's good

you want to make a dumb guess i'll make a dumb guess i'm going to guess 1906 it is 1936 Lisa wins. I don't get how this works. She had the closer date. Okay. What is happening right now? I'm not a fan of you. Look.

You have attitude. Number one, we have to keep a professional. If Kevin and Bean can keep a professional, so can we. Kevin and Bean. Imagine doing that morning radio show, I can't stand this guy, but we've just got to hang in there a little longer. But it's so funny that people would show. All right.

Let's go. Let's get back to the butt competition. show up and they'd be like wait, Bean's not here. No, he's doing it in a barn in Seattle because he hates me. Okay. It is Washington, D.C., the Washington Daily News, March 4th, 1936. Okay. Year of our Lord, J-Town.

Nope, nobody is. This is a big Christian. So, yeah, at this point, things are going really well. overseas. So. Yes. Yep. We're starting to go like, what is he?

Huh? It would be like someone looking at America right now. They're like, what are they? I don't love it. Very much so. Remember all this when you were younger and you'd be like, how did they just hand over the keys to Germany to Hitler? It was crazy.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, like that. Yeah. Now I guess. We should have stopped asking because somebody's answering now. That's really what the problem is.

I'll show you. Laughing girl baffles doctors who fear a relapse. Who? Laughing girl. Laughing girl fears relapse? Woman happy, scientist puzzled. I think that's her nickname or what the laughing girl.

The name they gave her. It's her Instagram. That's right. It's her Instagram. Unaware of the baffling problem she has presented to the medical world. Pretty 18. You got to let people know that she's attractive. She's hot.

If she wasn't attractive, why would I want to hear this story? Pretty eight-year-old Teresa Hawkins, who has been laughing for the past week, looked about disinterestedly today at the Western State Hospital. Hmm. Interesting. Because they've lobotomized her. Yeah, that's right. They put something up her nose.

And they squirled it around. She's been real giggly and hot. The violent. paroxysms, paroxysms, which had threatened her life, were almost stopped. So she's maybe just kind of giggling now. Uh-huh. Doctor, I mean, laughing for seven days would be, like your stomach would be so sore. Yes.

How high was she? That's my question. Can I get some of that weed? Oh. Dr. Jay's Okay. Okay. Finish the exam.

We're all baffled. It's been a living. Hell. I wonder if she can even talk. No. I mean a little. I really. This is a nightmare.

Dr. J. E. Offner reported her condition somewhat improved, but fear to relapse. That's great when the doctor's like, she can start laughing at any time again. She might laugh again, though. No. Teresa, daughter of a Fairmont telographer

and honor student in a business college was seized with a laughing ailment while in a show with two girlfriends a week ago. Oh, they're going to blame stand-up comedy. Right? Lisa, have you ever set anybody off into a

a hysterical nightmare because well I don't allow laughing at all oh that's fair of any kind for any duration you know that's smart yeah Rogan does that that's true

no I love to be like I'm trying to follow that success model yeah yeah no that's good that's a very very a plug I mean you can just keep doing that over and over again if I see people laughing at my shows

it is I know something's wrong yeah Is he okay? Yeah. I get very angry. Yeah. You shut your fucking mouth. Yeah.

I want people to clap and nod in agreement. That's what I'm looking for. There's nothing more fun than yelling this is serious while you're on stage. This is serious. What the fuck? This is serious. The laughing attacks in the theater were so violent, her friends were forced to assist her home. she was later removed

to the John Hopkins Hospital at Baltimore where fissants were unable to relieve her for Baltimore she was trying everything how how in the fuck how much blood did they take can you write this story and not say what the show is this is what I said I was just about to say

what are we not knowing every even back then they're like what what fucking show nobody else had it though This is the greatest ad for show ever. It broke a woman. She had to be hospitalized. It was so funny.

Yeah. Come to my show. It's so funny. It's dangerous. Blue man group. It was Blue Man Group. They're blue with marshmallows. And drums with paint.

ain't done them. Oh, Christ. Stop. Advises dancing, not diet for reducing. Reducing, obviously, losing weight. Reduction. Just feels like it's going to be pointed in the direction of a woman again. Wait, so was it you weren't allowed to say?

Are you doing things with your hands? Oh, yeah, I was fidgeting with something. Was that loud? Sorry. just blame it on the dog the dog's eating sticks what are you going to say wait what was I going to say

oh were you not allowed to say weight loss then was that like a big no no we're looking for reduction it'll be reduction I don't know I mean are you reducing what have you been doing differently you look reduced

they said everything back then they didn't get your shit yeah like a big I mean, they were putting Chinese in the newspaper. You're less of a big fat tub of shit. What are you doing? What's your secret? Have you been giggling?

Yeah. Well, they'll say anything at that time except for anything relating to a woman's body. And then it's icky. You can't. Yeah. Well, that's about ownership. That's a whole different. Well, that's the paper.

The paper's always like, Sheila Milborn, huge knockers, kind of weird ass. She found herself in a predicament the other day. You're like, excuse me? her husband Duke Reinhold here's his address oh well here you go here's the first line

no woman need fear the tyranny of fat not if she dances the pounds away says oh fuck Jesus Christ that is so

fucking that is some remarkable stuff the tyranny of fat no woman need be fat just dance that is such a that's such a

nice like 30s problem and solve. You don't need to be fat women. Just dance. The husband comes home and just starts shooting a gun at her feet. Go. Reduce. Says Mrs. Kurt Joss, wife of the ballet director,

who is presenting the Joss Ballet today at the National Theater. I love Joss Ballet. Oh. Among the accomplishments, which every woman should possess is dancing. I do not mean ballroom dancing. I mean dancing that not only implies exercise, but that demands an artistic form of expression as well.

Quite aside from the pleasure in the dance itself, she will find that tiresome diets and violence reducing exercises are of no further use to. I love how the assumption is no woman's picking up the paper. Hey, boys, should we have a private talk about the fat wife? Get her dancing. Was this before or after women reading became legalized, though? I don't think that we're there yet.

Are we there yet? They're allowed one audio book a month. I think they stuck a Kindle into their room. Well, we have to kill another woman. Oh, boy. Yeah, this is a... Wife doesn't want to dance. Why, let me introduce you to amphetamines.

And these are the women who always get quoted in the paper. the ones who are like saying shit like this as opposed to women are like, hey, yeah, I got a few pounds. What did she say? She's the one with all this exercise. Oh, oh, she's. Yeah, it's a ballet director's wife. Okay.

Hey, fatties jog around a bit to music. Although I am no longer an active member of the Joss Ballet, my work being more that of a critical observer, I never allow a day to pass without going through some routine dances. Well, yeah, she's like, I dance. dance. What's the big fucking deal? Everyday dance. Madame Joss, a native

of Estonia, was 17 when she joined the ballet. Pretty dark-haired with lovely eyes. Jesus Christ. The girl who had never before... I'm staring at her right now through a window. The girl who had never before left a little

Estonian village now traveled miles away to dance in the company headed by a serious young man who was working out new ideas of the dance. Fucking nightmare couple goes public. Very much so. At first, she rebelled against the driving force of his direction, but later she married him and is now as assistant with the belly.

You got to break a woman's dance will like a horse. Just like a horse. She's going to fight, but eventually she'll dance all day. And she'll dance the way you want. Okay. Lisa, do you remember the first time a man broke you into the correct dancing I'm still waiting

for that well I'm gone dance the whole time I'll be back at five don't stop dancing we have ways of figuring it out and not that fucking jitterbuck too also is this just I mean the ballerinas

it's just hours of Dikovsky yeah just in the kitchen that's what it sounds like yeah yeah woo aha well this is I mean, this is when they're having dance.

Dance competitions. No, there's like, it's a dance crisis. A dance crisis? Ragtime. They're making it illegal everywhere and they're all flipping out. We're having a dance crisis. Like, it's like, dance crisis is so funny. They're all dancing.

You know what that leads to witches. Well, have you seen the movie Footloos? No. Yeah. Witches. Wait, are you seriously? I don't think I have. I'll be honest.

Have you really not? I don't think I have. but I've heard the story. So anything where they're like a town where they're outlawing dance, I'm like, I can't do it. I'm sorry. Yeah, but it's like, like hard rebel dancing.

Yeah, I land again. I support everyone's right to see the movie. Personally, the log line I just has never appealed to me. What if you couldn't dance in a town and you were young? Okay. That's a real thing. It happened. Wouldn't bother me, though.

I wouldn't be, I wouldn't notice. I might live in an area where, dancing as elite, I would not notice. It was a, it was a time of great oppression for dancing. I'm okay. Honestly, I'm okay with it. I'm fine with it. You know what?

You wouldn't notice a lot from inside the camps. So that's right. Okay. So what we're doing, dance ice now? Is that what we're doing? We're saying there's dance ice. Excuse me. In five years, it's a matter of time.

Five years is going to be an awesome musical about ice and how great they are. Are you walking or because you kind of. feet are sort of jitterbugging a little, so just keep it one step after sea. So, please. Suggest citizens revive fashion of carrying arms. Wow. I'm hoping this is actual arms and not guns. I think it's guns.

This is, I think this is, oh, yeah, this is a letter to the editor. In view of the increasing number of holdups, would it not be advisable to fall back on our constitutional rights and revive the fact. of carrying sidearms. By the way, this doesn't work. Not necessarily, Dave. And I think the facts are in and the stats are here and they're not good.

It's good. It's not good. Fight guns with guns. Yeah, it's taking us a couple hundred years to figure that out. But we got it. And we're still. We finally. Well, and finally, the Republicans are like, you know, guns might be a problem.

Yeah. Yeah, we've actually been taught. I don't know if you heard. We sort of screamed about it for a little while. And you just said keep buying more guns. And we did. We didn't know you guys would get them, though. That's the difference.

Very strange. We thought just we were buying. Yeah. But turns out you guys also bought some. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah. Now that's a problem.

Now it's a problem. Interesting. That clip of Trump that you sent me yesterday where he's like, you can't have guns at a protest. I was like, Jesus Christ. Two-A guys just minds. It's like, it's like there's no meetings. Nobody like sits down as like, what should we do?

It's just everyone's like, all right, say whatever you want. See you tomorrow. Everyone just talking freely. Pitch. It's like, yeah, it's that plus they just randomly choose, you know, one thing that one person says. And they're like, we'll go with that one. Yeah. We'll move forward with that.

So great now because they're like, you shouldn't have said that. They were like two days just freely speaking and then they're like, he didn't mean that. So Stephen Miller's like, we should probably look into this. This is crazy. We're doing official takesie-backsy. Yeah. Oopsy poopsie. As our forefathers demanded the right to bear arms for the protection of the individual and the week.

And as preparedness is well considered a prevention of progression. I don't believe they did it for the week. So the site of a loaded gun will drive the energy. I don't think they were like, we've got to defend the week. week. No, not at all. We've got to get these Native Americans some guns. Yeah, honestly. Well, that's, no, not that though. Sorry. Not that. We got a little ahead of ourselves. We'll get rid of them and then we move forward.

Then we have guns. Yeah. Well, that was from a night worker. That's who signed it. Night worker. Hey, I'm a creep. School board challenged red doctrine charge. Oh, boy. After my commies. Worried. Red Jenkies advised parental boycott to stop communist leak. Fucking leaking communists.

Yep. They've kind of, at this point, wiped out a lot of the commies, though. Washington School Board was pictured today at the second house subcommittee hearing on proposed repeal of the district Red Rider as an inefficient body appointed under a system that allows communistic propaganda to seep into public schools. I don't know what was she said. The charges made by a house member who refused to be questioned because of illness, we're quickly shocked.

I know. I'm sick. I can't. No. You're on. I'm going to declare cold. No. I'm very ill.

Shut the fuck up. No. No. I made the charges and now my tummy hurts. No. And they were offset. by the statement of another house member whose daughter attended a Washington high school

that he doubted there was any advocacy of communism in classrooms here because he would know something about it in 24 hours. Look, if there's commies in schools. He's got like a little Ghostbusters reading thing. I have an instant alert. There's a button near the desk. You press it.

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I love it History They're just flat out saying History Yeah Yeah we're bad it It's not helpful for our agenda So we will avoid those facts

Preservation We're like footloose with history We are like footloose Yeah Yes Nation one And also history is footloose History is history

No That's for a guy who's never even seen it I need to dance. What the fuck is he doing on that car dancing? That's the movie, isn't it? No, it's a little more complicated, but... You shouldn't be dancing. People are going to lose their minds.

I have to. This is tyranny. Right? Lisa. Got it? Is that the plot? Lisa, how many times have you seen Footloose? Five-ish. Wow.

We should just tell Gareth it's where... twerking originated in the movie Full-Lose. Now I get it. The birth of twerking. Now I get Footloose 2 twerking. Footloose 3 Macarena. Oh, no. I saw me.

So. That should be, that should be actually. That would make sense. That town. Jesus Christ, get rid of it already. doubt it exists i am opposed to the advocacy of communism in our schools rapper maverick of tennessee said i doubt it's being done i had a daughter in washington high i think i would note about in 24 hours do you just say that yes they're repeating

it fuck this story um it is impossible to make any reference to communism it is impossible to teach its errors in the time of war you want to know all you can about the enemy What's happening right now? I don't know. It's like a grandpa melting down. Representative Scott of California told how he came from a high school faculty to Congress. I was accused of teaching communism also, and I know what teachers are facing. Oh, so it's the right wing.

It's the same thing. It's the same thing as the trans stuff today. Right. They're making all of our kids trans. It's the exact same thing. They're cats. You know, just like the laughing gal with the movie, we need. examples. What, uh, what were they teaching?

They were looking at each other. One of them said that if they, they, trust me, they were unionizing these kids. You can tell. They commies, a bunch of them. It's airborne. We need to shut the place down. It's airborne. It's airborne. It's not good. It doesn't say. Any examples. You don't need examples. Examples hurts your argument. If you're trying to Like, that's the beauty. You want receipts? King George escapes harm in second crash. Thank God.

Who was King George? Well, at least I don't know if you want to jump in, but I don't mind. King George, he was the jungle leader. What does that mean? He was King George of the jungle. George of the jungle? Yeah, he was, do you like history? Yeah, but I feel like that's a different George.

Oh, is this George the second? I think you're thinking of curious George. No, no, no. Are you talking about George the second? Sure. Oh, yeah. Lisa, do you want to, yeah, he was. If I Google this, come up?

No, you don't need to do that. I'll tell you about it. What did he crash? Do we also not get details on this? Because I'm going to start tearing my hair out. Boats? He's, yeah, he's a boat crasher. Right, Dave?

Tell Lisa. How drunk is this man? Me? Pretty drunk. I've had a couple. I podcast better after a bunch. Well, okay, so King George escaped injury today

in his second motor crash here in three days. Yeah, it's a motor. A boat. Motor boats. A boat. I did say boat. Returning from a... Sir, I did say boat.

It's not a boat. It's a motor crash. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying it's very close. We're talking about vehicles. It's not close. Okay. There's nothing similar.

Maybe you compliment Lisa and I on doing pretty good, and then the show will improve. or you can be kind of like negative. Yeah. You know, a little positive reinforcement. It's not so much as much as just the simple facts. Okay, so he died in a boat.

Go ahead. Returning from a meeting. Keep going. Turning from a meeting of the Chamber of Deputies, the king driving his own car collided with a taxi cab. Imagine the king driving a hitting a cap. Jesus Christ, the king got to do an accident. It's a Toyota to sell.

just smashing into a cat. His crown just launches out of the thing. Your majesty, you fool. It all happened so quickly. Who's that man in that yellow automobile? There's a number of them. Do! My scepters pierced my thigh.

Neither he nor the car was damaged. That's nice. Oh. On Friday. Oh, only Friday. King George by a quick serve avoided a head-on collision with a street car. So he's a terrible driver.

But I mean, this is definitely when they have all the rules in place. So he's yet. Or maybe they didn't in Greece yet. I don't know. Still, it's great. Who. I do love a king driving himself around.

Hello. That's a man of the people. That's a man of the people. Oh, yeah, but he's ignoring every like stop sign. Is this, is this Queen Elizabeth's dad? Yeah. Are you going to look it up? Because if you are, then I don't.

So she would have been, this is 36, so she would have been, what, two or three then? Yeah, she's two or three then. No. Her dad is George. Yeah. Whoa, Jesus Christ. You owe me a Coke. He died of a coronary.

Yep, from a car crash. 52 at 56. He hit a Honda coronary. Yeah, he had a bunch of good stuff. He was doing real good. The royals do great. They're very healthy. Yeah, they're really good.

They're very healthy. two brothers on trial for complex crime two young brothers of the new Brunswick backwoods go to trial today for three murders and a kidnapping that police say their four year old mother ordered and supervised okay this isn't a complex trial I still don't understand it and still originated the word girl boss

yeah so go kill four and kidnap another all right mommy the crown charges that the series of crimes was committed to obtain a baby that Miss May Bannister plump and rosy-cheeked housewife Oh Christ

She's a plump one Jesus Christ Look at this one Plump Could use to blackmail men Who had been intimate with her And her 13 year old daughter Oh, prop baby.

And what was the last part? Intimate with her and her 13-year-old daughter. Jesus Christ. She's a, she's pimping out her daughter. That's cool. That was not in footloose. This is third.

What year is this? 1936. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Well, that's been going on since forever. I know, but. I mean, the Kardashians have made a lot of money off of it.

And yet I did, my sex tape didn't. nothing for me. You know the difference? Other people. Yeah. Had my mother had the foresight? I mean, I'd be in a better place now. Yep. Yeah. Oh, my kid's 16 and we're getting him into sex tapes next year. We're getting Dave's kid into porn real big. We've been trying to, we started him off light. A lot of solo stuff, but we've been getting into the hardcore stuff now. Yeah, now we're really showing him stuff. We're freaking him out. He is a scared little guy, but we're having a hell of a time.

We're manning up, showing him a groans do it. Miss Bannister's, Miss Bannister persuaded her sons, Arthur 19 and Daniel 20, to kill Philip Lake 30 and his wife, Bertha, abandoned their 20-month-old son, Jackie, to freeze to death, and to kidnap six-month-old Betty Lake,

the counter. So they let the 20-month-old. freeze? You know, yeah, to death. Because they wanted the six months. So they did it as a prop. She wanted for the yeah. Yeah. I mean, this mother seems like she might be a little off.

Has she danced? She's not a great mom. No. Now where's the prop baby? The trial brought farmers and trappers from a radius of 100 miles to the squalid little courtroom. Scarlet coated Royal policeman guarded

the hearing. Why did it So big, farmers are loving this. Canada, I guess. This is big with farmers. Well, this is just, this is New Brunswick. So this is just classic Canadian shit. This is what Canadians are like. Yeah, they have this reputation as good people, but a lot of it is this sort of shit.

Yeah, I would say 90% of Canadians are selling their kids. Agreed. I have a baby from Canada. That's why we have to invade them. Take it back. Girls play parts of men at games. leap year affair. Lisa, thoughts, reactions.

Go ahead, speak on behalf of the gender. You know what? I was picturing something entirely different than what is going on. You heard play parts. What did you think? Go ahead. I thought like a severed, a severed limb as an instrument.

Girls play parts of men. Is this, women are still not allowed in theater? I guess as women, because that's gross. It's good to let them break in in some way. The better time. I'm a big fan of girls play parts. Reading.

All men guess, forced to wear aprons, and have female escort at bar at party given by this is written by a caveman? Auction cloths. Oh, I love auction clauses. That's my table from IKEA. This does sound like the ritual humiliation of men, which I'm fully on board.

Oh, my God. They're in aprons. They're being escorted around. We've had a, we've been through too much already. This was 1930s drag shows. Yeah, honestly, putting them in aprons is so difficult. This is I look fucking ridiculous. I'm fucking baking fucking cookies.

This is some bull fucking shit is what this is. Diplomatic and official Washington Leaped Galley? Leaped Galley? At the leap year dance given by Mr. and Mrs. Hugh The leap year dance at their state in McLean, Virginia. What the fuck is Leap Galley? Leap, Leap to Galley?

Yeah. Leaped. Leaped Galley. G-A-L-L-L-Y. Well, Galley. Oh, wait, maybe that is just smeared in. Galey. Okay.

A leaped galey, much better. Hard to see you. Leaped gaily. That's what I do. I do a leaped galey, which is every four years on February 29th, I'm fully gay. And all bets are off. I do what I like. And the rest of time, you're not gay.

But the rest of the time, I'm not at all gay. And as a matter of fact, I'm quite negative on the lifestyle. If I'll be honest with you, but February 29th. This is the third dance themed. story. So this is. Yes. Yeah.

It's big. There's a lot going on at the time. There's a lot of, I want, no wonder Germany was kicking ass. We were like, dance wise. What's the strategy and plan?

And everyone, it was something to talk about it. Everyone is still talking and will continue to talk for some time. Girls were supposed to dance with men, escort them to the bar and play the role of gallant, cavaliers. Now Lisa, a lot of times we read in history that women were very negative about their role back then. Do you have any idea why? It just seems great. I agree. The volume was low. Yeah. More pill. More volume. So your job is to make me feel like a really great guy.

And you can have a glass of champagne, but don't look too happy because you'll get wrinkles. Oh shit, that's really what it was As each girl arrived She was given a white collar and tie Here you are heel lady Each man was given an apron Fucking ridiculous Put this on it's not gay

It's not a gay apron Ridiculous The ambassador of Belgium Count van der Straten Ponce Oh kid okay What Count The Belgium

Andrew Stratton. Pontonts? What? Pontoes. And then the women will wear leashes and the boys will have on an apron. Do my bidding. Fund. My fetish is expensive. Look cute in a green apron.

He were a green apron. Mine'd be green so everyone knows. Amil Herja, patronage man of Postmaster General Jim Farley tied a galley, a gayly flowered apron and his around his rotund waist. What a party. It sounds really fun. You've heard of guys and dolls? What about collars and aprons?

They're like, we got to call out the fat guy. We need people to be able to. Yeah, that guy was like, the reviews are in. What did they think? Retunned? Oh, come on. Hey, I was the fatty in the apron. I'm having trouble bringing the laces around to the front for a time.

tie. My skirt is too short, he complained. What? My skirt is too short. That's the best. I hope he was not wearing anything underneath. I'm not. He went kilt on the whole thing.

I'm not. The Minister of Finland. What event is this? It is a party. It's just a party. It's a diplomatic and official Washington People Party. Okay.

The minister of film, Dr. Hjardfelt, Hjarnfeld, hoped the fashion of men wearing aprons would not last long. This is insulting. He found it trying to stand at the bar, sipping champagne while his attractive wife cut in on various males. Well, well, well. Table is turned. That's the problem. Yeah, right?

It's these aprons. That's why she doesn't love me. Senator Albin Barkley of Kentucky kept on a red... Now hold on a minute. The man is not supposed to wear an apron. This is a sin and it is disgusting. You know, men wearing aprons is a slippery slope into men cooking and then cleaning and doing other households.

So you've got to really be careful. Ugh. Yeah, this is dangerous. Disgusting. This is very dangerous. Ellen's baking. Is that from when we did that apron show thing? He hasn't been the same since.

What the hell's he baking? Use a coaster. I don't want the table to get marked up. Jesus Christ. He used to be a man. What the hell happened? He found, okay, he kept on a red apron until late in the evening and he finally removed to declaring, I don't see how women stand wearing things like this.

It's a nuisance. He wore it for quite a while. It's actually not. This is disgusting. It's not a nuisance, though. It's just a fucking apron is not. It's also like, I know women love wearing aprons. How is he wearing it that he's presumably tangled up in it?

Unimited to function? Fish net. I can't move my arms. I'm exhausted from trying to get out of this goddamn straight jacket. How are we supposed to walk in this? This is crazy. I used to be a man. Dr. Joseph Nemesik,

counselor of the Czechoslovak legislation, slumped on a sofa. My apron is a patole model, but none of the girls... This is the worst party I've ever heard of. And then every guy's, like, reacting, like when you put socks on a dog. I...

My penis. is gone. I can't. I hate my life. Help. I can't walk regular. It's like I've been neutered. I just opened a book and all the letters were melting.

These aprons have taken everything that we behold as good. It sounds like they had them tied around their necks cutting off their oxygen. I know. Jesus Christ. Well, Rudy and I are a couple. I hope everybody's happy. happy. At that, okay, it's a Patot model, but none of the girls seem to like it.

At that instance, three girls rushed up. His nickname is Nemo. Nemo, they cried almost in chorus. May I have this dance? Really, really, really, said Nemo, coughing with embarrassment. Girls, girls, such popularity. Holy fuck. I mean, just the loser convention.

It's just. And the Belgium guy was like, this is the dream. Dude's rock. Ah. Wow. Marshall Law has been declared down at the apron party. Escape,

I see death. You scared? Oh. You'd laugh, brother, but you wouldn't. feel altogether like laughing if you heard what a weird start you'd laugh but you wouldn't feel like laughing it's written by a woman martha strayer i think this also this ties back into the theater story this has become this has become quite the issue for people laughing against their will yes you'd laugh

brother but you wouldn't feel altogether laughing if you heard three young polar explorers tell the story of their adventures at 12th precinct police station today. Oh, Jesus Christ. What? Why are they at the police station? It's weird. Arrest the glacier. Well, I went to the North Pole, but now I have to go tell the cops what happened.

Well, we filed a police report against snow. The three arrived at Eckington Freight Yards in a refrigerator car. Oh, that's the polar. I see the origins of the problem. Yes. If some trainmen had discovered the car was unlocked and had put on the air pressure, they'd have been dead. Air pressure seals cars airtight. They are the Georgia kids, three members of a four-boy gang from Augusta, Georgia, who started north.

Where's the fourth? The fourth was like, I don't know. That looks kind of stupid. That's like a fridge, right? Yeah, well, get inside. What are they going to do, make it airtight? You guys go ahead. Find you a fucking loser.

It says airtight on the side, by the way. Yeah. Get inside. So lost companion. The fourth broke his ankle dropping into another iced car in Danville, Georgia. So he went home. Doc saying I might not be able to get into another ice car again. Oh, my God.

So he went home, said one of the surviving three. Wow. Great call. Great story. It's warm in Georgia, but they knew they'd be cold coming north, so they all wore the clothes they had. I had on another pair of pants and a sweater and a leather jacket, said John William Seals, 19.

Some cops just like, why don't you guys tell me again what your plan is? Well, I put on two pairs of pants and I had an extra sweater. Write that down. That's going to be important later. So what was, so they're a gang. What's the objective here besides freezing your fucking ass off? We're trying to die. I think it's just going somewhere.

I think they're just topping a train. I think that's all it is. We're the hypothermic boys. Probably not a gang. They're just buddies. Here we go. Idiots. Let's get in that refrigerator car.

I put on two more shirts and a jacket and a raincoat, said Walter Hancock. Let me walk you through what happened. I had on five pairs of pants and six sweaters. Randy here had on nine jackets, two hats, and eight socks. And I wore four gloves. I was wearing an apron and that's where things really went right. We wore, I wore nine aprons. And then our friend broke his ankle.

He couldn't come on this mission. I had a heavy coat and another pair of pants, said Joe Kitchen 17. I was in a dinosaur costume. Is that okay? Looking for work. Oh, they're looking for work. Yeah, we were trying to get hired. How does the market work?

They were bound for Washington and Baltimore. Seals said his father is a plumber in Baltimore, works on a construction job, and he hoped the three might get some kind of helpers work on the same job. That's why I wore four pairs of pants. Always thought we maybe could get in a CCC camp here, said Joe. Detective Sergeant Arthur Finnelli, of the 12th precinct called the sheriff at Augusta

to see about sending the three back home. Wow. What are you calling about? We're trying to return you. You guys are, your kids are dipshits. Do you need, maybe we should put on some more clothes?

He told me their families have no money to send for them and the town's juvenile board is broke. It says Finnelli, I guess we'll have to get the money from some agency or for their fares back. So they're actually going to, send them back so that's nice quite a journey wanted cover at danville they lost their fourth georgia kid

he dropped down on the canvas they cover the ice with uh to keep it from melting his ankle turned and swelled up so he got off the train and went back home yeah we heard that we heard about that guy is repeating it yeah that's the guy from earlier yeah he couldn't make it they chose refrigerator cars for transportation when they started out on a flat car and rain began falling they wanted to get undercover. So they were like, we'll go to the freezing car. It's better to be freezing than wet, right? No, yeah, exactly.

They chose refrigerator cars for transportation. Oops. They got a little something to eat by begging from house to house and root. Oh, those are the days. Could I have a sandwich? How are you? Yeah, I got a bunch of clothes on. Do you guys have any sandwiches?

I have pasta. No. Can I get pizza? Thank you. Hancock started out with 18 cents, kitchen with two cents, and seals with four penny postcards. What? Hmm?

They has postcards. And these are letters from a specific place. I believe this is legal tender. May I have a sandwich? arriving here they had respectively a nickel and two cents and a loaf of bread and a can of salmon oh fucking what should we do for dinner salmon on toast again they kept warm in the below freezing temperatures by huddling close together most of the time they slept i still don't understand why they are in that car they are going to up north

well they got in the car because the other car was raining but they're going north to get a job right that's why the refrigerator car is the question it's the one with the roof it's the roof one right look they're not smart now we were cold in the rain uh so we got in the igloo okay so back at the precinct oh grown kitchen you're sending us back home nothing to do back there said seals the georgia kids are chums said kitchen how many other places have you been on freight cars finley asked oh texas and california and new york i thought so the detective commented what what's very strange literally just you're patting the paper right hey just get some more words out of those guys uh when the refrigerator birth got undeniably

cold, oh, unendurably cold. The boys explained they drop off in some town and build a fire in some outskirts to warm up. And then what? I don't care, but I'm also like, what is going on? Then maybe we'd stay all night and catch another train the next morning. And then they get another cold car. Yeah, you warm up, you get cold, you warm up, you get cold.

This is the story of Core's light. You know, I feel like if you're stopping at people's houses for me, you could also just hitchhike, right? Yeah. We're just living. I'm sure they had hitchhike. Yeah, you can hitchhike. The first hitchhike was fun.

I bet. What are you doing? I have my thumb out. Can I get in your vehicle? We try to get in jail in Orange. We went in the police station and asked them to lock us up for the rest of the night and even the cop told us to beat it. What?

Get out of here. It is the middle of depression. So there's probably a lot of people like, what if I got arrested for a couple days? Can I eat? I murdered a guy. Can we live here? We even built the fire and he still wouldn't log us up. Hancock, the youngest and smartest of the three, had a mishap in Spartansburg, Georgia at the first stop.

The boys had left their private car and were ready to hop another northern train. He was sound asleep, Seals explained. He grabbed for the car and it swung him in the air and he landed on the rails. This is the smartest one. I do like the paper being like the smartest one. So we went on without him and waited for him in Danville. He caught up with us on the next train. I mean, I'm not sure.

Jesus Christ. I'm not sure what just happened. It's an awful, awfully boring tale of very little happening. Mr. Eleanor Roosevelt's column. Oh? She wrote a column. Okay. What a pity it is that we cannot free our roads from signs.

I mean, she was like the first, first lady that had causes, basically, right? Yeah, well, she kind of ran the deal. Yeah, and she had a lot of good causes, but then one, this one is strange already. No more signs. I hate signs. Stop signs. We reached Hyde Park. That was confusing.

Stop signs. Okay, where should we put it, ma'am? We reached Tide Park last Friday afternoon. and woke up Saturday morning to a gorgeous day. Nothing to do but catch up on bundles and bundles of mail, prepare for speeches. But work when you have no interruption can look out at the landscape and in at the home fire does not seem like work. We went out both morning and for good brisk walks in the snow, but found that we had to be prepared as we walked across the half fields to sink halfway up to our knees every so often.

So far, it's a great story. What's the pitch? we left Hyde Park at 2 o'clock and spent the most thrilling afternoon I promised to give a trophy which my husband had presented to the Norway ski club I never tell

Anyway, yields are dumb I never felt more keenly than I did today what a pity is that we cannot free the borders of our roads from these perpetual signs. They really soil the landscape and somehow it seems we should be ingenious enough

to find a way to attract attention to our wares. Well, that's a particular type of advertising. She's pop-ups. She's basically like road signs are getting a noise. It's pop-ups. Yeah. It's like, I'm with it.

I have aneurism now. Oh, my God. I might be reincarnated from her, actually. I honestly, every time I like, if you like are watching something on YouTube on your phone and then you accidentally touch anything, it's like, you do want silver polish? You're like, what the fuck? You're interested.

her. Boy, I do think that is a good cause, though. She's like, it's getting annoying all these goddamn ads on the side of every road. And there's probably one every six miles. Yeah, she was to look at it. America's gone to shit. At least it's someone who's close to the government who's like, let's get rid of the bad stuff. Yeah.

Now, LaGuardia says, U.S. must care for nations jobless. Oh, my God. What? Can you imagine? LaGuardia was. Yeah. Socialist. Yeah, I know.

I imagine. That would be incredible. Failure of government to care for the unemployed means that we as a nation have been living in hypocrisy for 150 years. Longer now. Governor LaGuardia of New York told the town hall audience. Yeah. Man, that is just refreshing to hear. LaGuardia is greeted with thundering applause, as he told of his efforts over two-year period to rid the country's greatest city of corruption and in afebruary.

efficiency. Politics, the mayor said, have no place in American municipal government, which he called nothing but housekeeping on a large scale. LaGuardia was obviously nervous as he faced an audience containing many high government officials. I'm a little nervous, he said in the beginning. I'm not used to such an intellectual audience. I served 14 years in Congress.

Get it? Yeah. Fucking tiger's people are stupid. Dumbass. holes. That holds. It's nice that the government's always just been the dumbest. Yeah.

It's great. The fiery speaker related the story of his fight to reduce New York's electricity bill. He told him getting the promise of a loan from the PWA for a municipal plant. Then he said, armed with the promise of blueprints, he got the power company cut the city bill from 12 million to 8 million. Literally would never happen today. No, as a matter of fact, it's the exact opposite. We're paying for data centers. Would you like to have people pay more?

Yeah. That's just how the fuck they got that going is crazy. Yeah, everyone's just like, okay. Yeah. We won't kill anybody. So these are for AI ruin the environment and it's yours. You're going to buy that. And they only last five years.

Yeah, five years. It's great. It's perfect. Flawless system. It won't be good. all of our demise. No, no, no, no, no. Preservation of life is government's most important function.

Wrong. What? Wrong. What is this guy fucking looks. He's an idiot. God, hilarious. This guy's a dummy. It cannot, uh, it cannot allow the bread lines and soup kitchens of the old order to come

back. If we should refuse to take care of those who through no fault of their own are unable to take care of themselves, then we as a nation have been a failure. what an asshole absolute idiot the fucking asshole peace man help people

honestly with good reason yes deportations await further action on Coolidge care bill officials officials confident

Congress will act to save 2862 aliens faced with ouster immigration officials were confident today that the fight to prevent summary deportation of 260. Summary? Yeah.

How are you spelling it? S-U-M-M-A-R-Y. Okay. Just want to make sure it wasn't like, you know what's in this season? Getting rid of immigrants. It's a summary activity. 202862 non-violent aliens who would be saved by passage of the Coolidge Car Bill is not lost. Further hearings on the bill,

plan this week, though the actual deadline for the mass deportation was past Saturday midnight. The Labor Department will not rush deportation proceedings, anticipating possible passage of the Coolidge Kerr measure. Is opposed by Patriots. Yes. Oh, patriots. Patriotic societies have been the principal opponents of the bill at the hearings. They have rallied to the cry of deport the alien.

regardless of a good character and of any family ties, which would in many cases be broken. Joe Rogan shocked at policy. Oh my God. It's not what I voted for. It's not what I voted for. It's not what I voted for. It's crazy that this is like when the U.S. population was like 300,000 people or whatever.

I know. There's nobody living here. Let them stay for their body heat. Oh, God. Getting people to hate. Immigrants seems like the easiest thing in the world just happens everywhere all the time. Yep. Among other patriotic societies represented at the hearing was the Loyal Legion,

but former Attorney General Weston Allen of Massachusetts testifying for the bill said he was a member of the Loyal Legion. It's not a good. Loyal Legion is not a good name. Yeah. And ashamed to find that this organization was opposing a measure which would greatly expedite the deportation. of alien criminals. Rep Connery, chairman of the House

Labor Committee and an advocate of the bill listened to a number of representatives of patriotic societies and then told the committee that he was sick and tired of hearing about 100% Americanism. The bill is endorsed

by the American Bar Association. Cool. That's awesome. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Wow. Really great. And cut to today. And everything's not totally different. When an ice agent tried to run into an Ecuadorian embassy and arrest people.

Everything's different. We're America. We change all the time. We just, we've been getting better and better with each success in here. Yeah. There's just more of us now. Yeah, we just. Yeah, there's more of us and there's fewer dance related crimes and scandal.

So. Can't help but think that the dancing's been on the decline and things have never been worse. So that's right. I don't know. Well, Lisa, people can go watch your special, where you're going to be monetized today. And thank you for joining us. We like you way better than the Olympian.

Yeah, she sucks. Yeah, she sucks. She sucks. Thanks for having me, guys. Thank you, Lisa. It's nice to learn a little something about what was going on in 1936. Yeah. Our most pressing issues.

Nothing going on in Europe that we need to worry about. No. No. No. Well, thank you, Lisa. People go check out your shit. Hey, what's up, Dollheads? This is Gareth Reynolds from the Dollop, the podcast you're listening to.

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