The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds - 167- The Past Times with Matt Lieb

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

Are you craze?! Dave Anthony reads a paper to co-host Gareth Reynolds and Matt LiebSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And oh, welcome to the past times. It's a podcast. I'm not going to lie, Dave's face is real negative so far. You know what we do here each week. We go through a newspaper from a random date in history picked out by none other than Dave Anthony. I, Gareth Reynolds, have never seen it. And neither is this week's guest, the great Matt Lieb.

Matt, talk to us. What up? I'm so excited to be back here on Not the Dollop. Very excited for this. How are you guys doing? I didn't know you guys had a studio together. You guys, when did that happen? Oh, we've had pretty flush with cash over the past couple of years.

We did a lot of crypto stuff in a good way. Yeah, a lot of crypto stuff. Oh, hell, yeah. It looks so. And I bet on the bombing of Iran, so I just bought a house. Yeah, we do a lot of polymarket stuff. Dave has a, Dave's sister is friends with Pambondi, so we get a lot of stuff earlier. And then I took half of the money I bet on the bombing of Iran.

and I have rolled it over into nuking Iran, so I think I'm going to be pretty rich. Yeah, so we're doing real good. Oh, man. I got to start betting more. Oh, you have to, you should. No, it's great. Yeah, everything's bad.

Everything's bad. Yeah, you can make money off bad. Make money off bad. I'll tell you what doesn't pay, try to make money off good. Yeah, money off good had an okay run, and we tried that. Yeah. But now money, sea level rising. Yeah.

bad. Less birds. Money off bad. Windmill cancer. Money off bad. Another pandemic. Another pandemic. Die from bird.

Yeah. But Matt, when you were last on the show, I believe this was your last appearance. You really, you set our little world of fire ablaze with your South African Leonardo DiCaprio. I was in the backyard doing a little yard work like two days ago. and I just immediately thought of that. Like it just pops into my head. It's a top fiver. It's an earworm.

You'll just be doing whatever. And you'll go, are you crazy? You get full people forwarded. Yeah, it's impossible to not quote that movie all the time. And you're, you know what?

You guys were right. I was surprised to learn. Very few people know what I'm talking about when I do that accent. No, it's, yeah, you have a shorthand with it because you recognize it's insane.

When you see it, it's insane. It's just that as a society, we don't have a shorthand with our years. You're doing you for years. And people have always looked at me like, like, oh, that's funny, because I thought they got the joke. But then I now realizing they just thought

I was doing a racist accent. And for that, I apologize. You're doing what you would normally do with like your four college buddies, an inside joke that you came up with years ago that you still do with them. But you're doing it to the world, which makes you seem insane.

Right. Yes. It makes you seem craze. It makes me seem craze And as if I didn't pay first for them Yeah That's right All right man

You're on the road You have a couple podcasts You have Bad Hasbara You have Pod yourself And you're doing a rewatch of Mad Men right now Mad Men we're on season four of Mad Men Right now

How many seasons are there Although isn't that also what Bad As Barra is Mad Men You get it? Are you crazy? That's true. Come on. Are you crazy?

Can you have one more deady body? Yeah. No, we do, we're now in season four of Mad Men. There's like eight or nine season. It's a long-ass show. And yeah, you were on, I think, for season two at some point. I was in a hotel when I did yours, yeah. That's right.

And look at me. I'm not in a hotel. I'm at my friend's house in San Bruno because I'm working at the punchline this week. You're not doing Stan. up. People probably think that means you're doing stand-up. You're working there. You're no, I just go there. I work in the door. Yeah, he works the door. You just go there a lot. Just, okay? Matt, what Matt, what I love about Matt is Matt goes on the road to work in clubs, but he just kind of works a bunch of the jobs just to sort of get the whole, the whole buffalo.

Well, I'd like to be, you know, a working comic. I'm a road comic. And they won't let me do jokes, but they do let me do dishes. And so I'll do the dishes. And usually I'll do some autographs afterwards, take some pictures with some people. And they're usually confused because I'm covered in suds. Yeah. No, that's, I mean, but, but again, I think I, not enough people are doing that. You really, uh, some people call it great. No one wants to work anymore. Am I right? Yeah. I went out to eat the other night. And they just are that everything's slow and everyone is a bad attitude for some reason. I don't even understand why.

Everyone's mad all the time. Everyone's always complaining. And I'm just like, these kids don't want to work. A lot of the, the complaint with the kids and tell me if you've heard this one is, they can't work enough to pay for the things they need. And I just always go, avocado toast, macha. That's right. Oh, see your gulp prints.

The weird thing about it is always like, I'm tired. And it's like, yeah, well, that's because you're not. you because you don't work anymore. These kids don't work anymore. They don't work. You don't bring notice? No, that's what, no, that's kind of what I was talking about. They are not working and they think that it's...

Oh, I need seven hours of sleep every night. Oh, that's crazy. If you work more, you build up your tolerance and then you don't have to sleep as much. It's crazy. By the way, what better way to forget about how much you hate your third job than being completely delirious with no idea what's going on. Yes. I completely agree.

It's how you numb yourself to this stuff, but they keep talking about the way that all the money's been siphoned to the top and that there's no help for them or security net. And what I always say to that is, cool, can I get more sparkling water? Yeah. Seriously, but if that money is not being sectioned up to the top, how would we watch our billion dollar radar? stations being blown up all over the Middle East. By the way, I mean, I, just quickly and then we'll get into it.

CBS, everyone's shitting all over that, the young. Let me tell you, that's become the best network. I love the pieces. Easily. Barry Weiss is unbelievable. Yeah. Barry Weiss. Barry Weiss.

She is, I would say, like an uper minch of the TV news network. Yeah, yes, yes. I just, I love the way that they turned the network from, you know, see CBS into not seeing BS, you know? Yes. Totally. And, and I just came up with that. No, I completely picked up on, no, I completely picked, well, I completely picked up on everything

you just said. And I will also say there's a lot of people who want to call her, you know, she is performing bigotry in ways and that this is all being selected because of the owners of the network. She's married to a woman. Yeah. She is married to a woman. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. It's really problematic. the way that people think that, you know, she's bad when she is one, she is one of the most, I guess, successful, famous news people to also be gay. And I feel like when people are gay, then automatically to just be against them is, it's a little suspicious. It's a little suspicious. That's all I'm saying.

I mean, they're saying. Yes, they're saying a lot. There's always been a saying gay do no bad. I mean, that's always been a thing. Yeah. Are you crazy? You know, are you crazy to those people? You want four pot for one job, all those things.

Are you crazy? Whatever it is. Anyway, Matt, we're going to jump in. It's important to say, well, we have to do the show. I mean, that's a whole whole, imagine doing pod yourself and not watching Madman. It would be crazy. That's kind of the show. Okay.

We just sometimes we just keep talking and we go, oh, oh, time. out. Guess we're not talking about episode this week and no one cares. Yeah. No one cares. Matt, what year do you think this paper's from? It can be from any year. I would recommend it being a teen or a two. Teen or a two. Yeah, like a 19 or an 18 or a 2000. But it's up to you. You could do a future guess. Okay. Whatever you want. There's no prize. Let's do this. Yeah, you don't win anything. Either way, you still have to do the rest of the podcast. So, a big part of it is finishing. I'm going to say this is from 1928.

Oh, when things were getting good. Yeah. I'm going to guess that this paper is... Did you say wrong? Yeah, go ahead. Well, no, now I want to change. No, he's saying mine's wrong before I even said it. Oh, okay.

Go ahead. Say you're dumb fucking number. You're wrong. It's 1924. Matt wins because he said it first. I said the same year. You can't. do that.

You can't do that. You went against the rules. You invalidated your entire guess. That was embarrassing for you. What is going on with you right now? I'm drinking a lot more alone. Mm. That's the best way to do it.

Yeah. Is that a new tattoo? That's cupping. No, the inside one. Oh, the bug? No, that's old. That's not old, but. Is it something with the blood?

Anertia with the blood. He got cupping done and it's upsetting. What do you need the cupping for? I have all this. I'm trying to remove my dad fully from me. I'll try to get all the blood of your dad out. Yeah, trying to get all the blood memory of my dad

and everything like that. I like that. Change your epigenetics. Yeah, yeah. So it's a lot of draining. No more trauma. No more trauma. That's over.

I love that. Sometimes I do that. I'm like, take out all of my Jewish and then only leave me with Irish because Irish has nothing but happy history. you guys ever Why is everyone Take out all of my Jewish

I say that to whoever I Said that's a really good thing to say these days Yeah Could you please take out all of my Jewish It's the most Jewish thing to say Please Doctor help take out my Jewish I'm not too much Jewish

I need someone who has got Like good epigenetics, like the Irish. I really have a Google after this, but let's go. It hasn't been great. It hasn't been great. I got to be honest, it hasn't been great. I think you guys are thinking of someone else. The Irish, I'm talking with the Irish.

You know, oh, look the charms. That's a serial. There's been some rough times. Look at all the beautiful rainbows at the end of it. There's so much money. That's the cereal. There's been a lot of stuff. basically. There's been a lot of, there's a potato situation for a while that wasn't great.

Yeah. Oh, we eat potatoes. They love them. What are you talking about? There was a time when they couldn't eat the potatoes. So they ate French fries. I don't know what you're trying to say. I feel like you guys are denigrating the Irish right now. It's super weird. No. No. It's a happy history of being fun and funny and being lucky. The people next door, the English, took all their food at one point and they all died by the millions. I think you're thinking of, you're thinking of the Scottish or something. I don't even know. You're thinking of someone else.

The Irish have always been happy. Look it up. Dave, just let him have it. Let him. Oh, okay. Yeah. We were thinking of the other ones. We're a happy island full of people fat stomachs because we keep eating all these

potatoes. That's all I've ever known of them. It's getting a little upsetting. We love it. Troubles. We've never had no troubles. All right. I'm sorry.

That we agree that that's okay. But yeah, let him, yeah. So, okay, go ahead with the hurry. May 2nd, 1924. 1924. May 2nd? 19. That's my birthday.

Oh, shit. Oh, look at that. No, no, no, no. No. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, no. The Jewish is still in you. You've got to remember that.

Oh, the Orlando Sentinel. Where you're from originally. That's cool. Are you really from Orlando? No. Me and no, I'm from Los Angeles. Same thing. But also from Ireland.

No, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, every way we go and smile in each other. Matt, Matt, Matt, I'm sorry. Yes, sorry, sorry, sorry. No, Los Angeles. Lock in, we're doing it. Orlando Sentinel. All right.

I don't know why when you do that. Why don't they call their paper the Orlando Bloom? Go ahead. Oh, I don't know why when you do that, when you say you're from Ireland, then you do like an Israeli accent though. Dave, Dave, come on. That's, I think my, first of all, they're very similar.

We all agree. So I can see how you get them confused. No, all right. The first article of the Orlando Bloom. Will a new party help? No. Always. No, I can tell you right now it's gone great.

No. No is the answer. Will a new political party make America right? well we don't need a new one to go right right right it's the only way that's one direction baby that's what that band is about one direction we'll be the topic of a discourse

by the Reverend George Badger pastor of the first Unitarian Church tomorrow evening at 7.30 oh boy George Badger Imagine me a pastor named Badger I'm definitely picturing a badger and like the frock. I'm just picturing just someone yelling at you all the time. I mean, badgering you.

That's what I'm thinking. You keep masturbation in public. No, no, he's not Irish. He's not Irish. I think he is. He's from Orlando. Yeah, no, but they're Irish there. I think, come on.

Come on. Come on. Lock in. I need you. I can lock. I can lock. I need you to both lock in. Oh, Randro.

You didn't even say Orlando Oh, Orlando. Yeah, oh, apostrophe Orlando. I get it. He gets it. All right. And, okay, let's all,

one, two, three, clap. Okay, go ahead. In the morning, his topic will be Puritans and Saints and some other good people. Wow. That is like, sometimes I looked out at my set list if I'm on stage.

I'm like, why did I bring these up here? There's like two words written on here like I'm not prepared. If your set list just said you know like you know old man this is like my set list. It says like fucking a fish sucking my own dick and then it says and other good jokes that everyone

are like. And other good jokes and other killer bits. And other crushers. Fuck a fish suck my own dick. Fuck my fish. You know how to be.

Crushers. And more bangers. More bangers. Miss William Cole will sing at both services and all interested are cordially welcome. Oh, that's nice. Okay. But by the way, that's not what they mean. There are so many people that would not be allowed in.

Well, now you're kind of stretching the definition of the word people. You know what they mean. In 1924, you're right. It's a very specific narrow definition. No, no, no, no, no. Look at the sign. Sorry, sorry, I think you'll notice all the caveat signs around here. We've been quite clear.

People. Ah, like this white lady. Although she is a lady. Sahara film promies numerous thrills. I'm going to show you the fucking headline. This is a different article. It is Sahara film.

Yes. Oh, yeah, it is just a typo. It should say promise. No, it's not a typo. Oh, what the fuck? Sahara film Promies numerous thrills. There's many typos. Numerous.

Yeah, I know, but it's spelled wrong. Prommies is spelled P-R-O-M-I-E-S and Numerous is spelled N-U-M-R-O-U-S. Numerous. Okay. Oh, now I'm fascinated to know if they correct the typo or if that's the name. of the movie. Now that I've got your attention, let me tell you about. Then they just go into the story.

A son of the Sahara, first national picture produced in Algeria with Bert Lytle and Claire Windsor in the leading roles is undoubtedly the most elaborate desert romance ever filmed. In 1924, that's not really a huge credit. It's really not ever filmed. He's by far the note book.

Most impressive Sahara loves story we've seen to date. Films been around for four years. They just invented it. I love that though. They're already, they're already hyping up things. Like, there was already a Peter Travers in 1924. Bert Little Stuns in one of three films created.

Run. Don't walk to your nearest Nickelodeon. How funny is it that we all just know Peter Travers for just loving getting in previews when we were Like Peter Travers would be like, get a grip, a good grip on the iron grip. What an amazing career he's had as being someone who is a household name because he loves all movies. He liked everything.

He likes everything. Man in Black, too, better than the original, Peter Travers. Why don't you send it to Peter and we'll just put that in the preview? Yeah. Just some of the quotes would be like, yep, sure. You don't even know. He has not seen the movie. He just wants his name in the goddamn

Crailetravers. For the Matrix. And then he sees your movie and he doesn't like it. What? This is possible. What the hell? He loves everything. It wasn't good.

Okay. So the guy who said it's the most elaborate Desert Romance ever filmed is Edwin Carwee, the director who is in New York preparing the print for release. All right. So the guy who made it. The guy who made it. It's the greatest movie ever.

I will say when you go through a process like that at the end, there's sometimes you don't like them because it's so I think that's actually even a harder film for Henry Critique. Therefore, I believe that is a very, that that accolade higher than most. That's how you know it's going to be even better than you can possibly imagine. Yeah. Also, it filmed in Algeria, you know, I feel like we're touching on a lot of places that have had nothing but. happy histories. Yeah, that's true. That's great.

Love Algeria. Everyone there's happy and nothing bad ever happened. That's right. Mr. Carwee points out that the following went into the making of the picture. 12,500

Arabs. All right? Well, comedy's probably going to pump the brakes a little bit now. A lot went into this, a lot of Arabs. Oh, so this Wells guy is making Citizen Cave. Tell me, how many Arabs you got in Citizen Cave? Oh, nice, Wells.

I'm going to do you about 12,500 better. Oh, fuck. 8,000 camels. I have an issue with this list. I have an issue with this list. I got to say, it's nice that they did the people first, at least. Yeah. This many Arabs, this many camels, and this many craft services tables.

For the camels, of course. 2,500 horses? Oh, fuck me. That's a very strange list. That's a lot of camels and horses. That's a lot of fucking... It is. Absolutely. Absolutely.

And Spahill Calvary of the French government. Yeah. That's a good government. Oh yeah, great. Great to Algeria. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're best friends.

They saved it. Yeah, they saved it. Yes, exactly. Well, they kind of bar rescued it in my opinion. I always view that one as a bar rescue. Yeah. That's what we're doing to Iran. Yeah, no, and Ecuador.

Look, if you got oil, let us come in and fix it. Yeah, we can bar rescue all your countries. We're going to just let us come in. We're going to kitchen nightmares. Bar Rescour. You restaurant 911. Just let us go. We'll give you a queer eye.

Well, queer eye. Yeah. Queer eye. Yes, exactly. Exactly. The Barry Weiss Bay. The Barry Weiss Bay. That's right.

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looked up movie reviews Oh They had those back then That's crazy It's Bob Travers It's like it's amazing to me That they had movie reviews That weren't all just

I can't believe this technology exists Wow Sinking words to mouths and color You've got to get out and check this one Most reviews were just a series of elongated screams. Oh my God! We live in the future!

I'm inside of Algeria! That's a lot of Arabs. Help! Update. I was allowed to leave an hour and a half later. This is from Wikipedia. Of the Shrek films of the 1920s,

the plot of a son of the Sahara was among the more racist in that Barbara... Well, you know, I had a feeling. Of the time. Can you imagine being... one of the most racist movies of the 1920s. That is fucking, I mean, that is unfucking real. Sounds like it would have to be a snuff film.

It's kind of racist for us. Jesus. On a scale of one to birth of a nation, where are you ranking? Barbara, the European woman, completely rejects any romantic interest in Raoul. until the very end of the film where it's established that he lacks any Arab ancestry and if is fully French.

I'm sorry, I believe the review is racist. No, but he's pointing out. Say it again? Barbara, the European woman, completely rejects any romantic interest in Raoul until the end of the film where it is established he lacks any Arab ancestry and is fully French.

So once he, once interviewed, to be French. She's attractive. I could love you now. Make that 12,499 Arabs. It's crazy. It turns out 1924, this review is the first time cancel culture was invented. Am I right, guys? Wow. Totally did it. Wow. It's like, cancel me for something we all know is true that as soon as you find out that someone has 100% French ancestry, you want to fuck them. Well, I'm gonna,

yeah, I, well, you had me. Yeah, it's sort of, everyone knows the purest blood, white blood best.

Matt, Matt, Matt, I'm gonna, I'm getting the Jewish stuff taking out of me. No. No,

so I can say this now. No, we have, we said before we started, please don't do your mother ship set on the podcast. Please. I feel like more people need to hear it. Okay.

I feel like Austin getting all of the pearls. Matt, Matt, I feel like the more that you keep doing that thing about getting the Jewish out is it's not great. So I would. I think it's. Don't do the Irish stuff, but now that it's out, I think it is great. You know what I mean? We need to, you know, guys. Stop.

Please. It's just. Pay no attention to this Barack Obama poster behind me in this room, by the way. so you bring that from home huh i bring it i just yeah and the little tv that's mounted on the wall look how little that tv that is so small what's the point of it i don't know you know it's just one of those things that every time i stay here i'm just like they mounted this one huh i feel like i mean it looks like they mounted an ipad they're really missing out on the funniest visual gag ever this is the smallest tv mounted in the universe that's not

It looks like a computer screen. The Barack Obama poster is eight times the size of the TV. I mean, it looks like they mounted a phone to the wall. And they were like, and that's where we go for entertainment. Welcome to the theater. If you want to watch something really good, you got to stand real close. Anyways, well, congratulations. I don't remember.

There are no copies of a son of Sahara located in any film archives. It's a lost film, but a trailer. of the film survives in the Library of Congress. And Peter Travers is on there. Peter Travers is like, they'll bring it back. A phenomenal story with a twist you're not going to believe. Steve Bannon's going to remake this. Yeah, yeah.

100%. We're all going to learn. Have you heard about the Steve Bannon House in Florida? You, Epstein. I thought Florida was a Steve Bannon house. But he had, he apparently had this house. It was just fucking horrifying and just people like orgies all the time. And at one point, at one point they, or maybe, maybe, maybe,

liver spot. After he moved out, they found that like there was all this acid had been used in the bathtub. Oh, I did hear that. Yeah. It's creepy fucked up. Like, yeah, they were dissolving something in the tub at one point. Yeah. Yeah, I heard about that.

Well, that's, sorry. Well, that sounds okay. Maybe he was getting the Jewish out. Matt? Everything about that? He was probably. He was cupping out all the Jew blood. So he's left with pure Irish. Oh, that's possible. He is Irish. He is Irish. Wasn't always. Wasn't always. Not until he got those cups.

He looks like everybody's gay aunt. You know what he looks like? He looks like the, do you guys ever see those Musenex commercials? Oh, he does. Yeah, he looks like the mucus from the Musinex commercial. Yeah. That's crazy. They should have him do the voice. Yeah.

T.J. Miller did the voice and then all that stuff happened and then they dropped him, which, yeah, it's tough when the snot's like, you're not our brand. He's back, though. He's doing clubs again. Oh, yeah. Everyone's going out and seeing him. No, I think you guys are confusing him. T.J. Miller has nothing but a great history, just like the Irish people. Matt. What?

Come on. It's a slippery slope. Let's lock in, okay, bud. We're locking in. Okay. Oh, sweet, T. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No problems here. Matt, I hate... I'm sorry. Matt, your Irish is dangerously close to a Jamaican. I'm just going to warn you right there. There is apparently some sort of connection

between the accents. No, there is, yeah. That's awesome. From two uncolonized happy land. That's the accent of a perfect epigenetic history. Again, let's finish the app and then we'll sidebar into some of this stuff, okay? Okay, let's do it. I'm ready.

I'm ready. Yeah, we'll do a bad sidebar. Wow, that's a really good name for a podcast. President Unable to attend the Apple Blossom Festival. Oh, shit. Fuck. He's always doing this to us. What is this, Harding?

Yeah. No, no, it's... 24. So it was before Harding. Not Coolidge. Coolidge is after. Yes, Coolidge. It was cool. All right.

It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Announcement was made at the White House tonight that President Coolidge had been compelled by pressure of other affairs to decline the invitation, extended him by Senator Glass and a delegation from Winchester, Virginia to attend the first annual... Shenandoah Apple Blossom Festival Saturday. Wait a minute. I didn't realize it was the first one.

I felt like this was like a 50-year like the pardoning the turkey tradition. He just didn't go to a thing. It could be the last one too because of that. Well, I mean, now Coolidge, just for those who are listening, who don't know, what was Coolidge's deal? Teapot Dome scandal?

Was that him? Was he Teapot Dome? That was harding. That's what they called it when Churchill got a blowjob. That's right. Not a lot of people know that. I don't remember what Coolidge is known for. Those guys kind of all blur together in that time.

He had some sort of oil scandal. I was going to say. There's a lot of racism then. A lot of racism that was really coming up. You can imagine a time period where racism. It is remarkable to think that we do just work in the 100-year cycle because... Of racism? Well, not only racism, but like the gilded...

Like, we are in that gilded age now and the... racism is out of fucking control. And it's like it's almost a year-to-year replica. Like how long until we can't drink? Oh, shit. Or no, they're stopping weed. That's what they're trying to stop. Oh, man.

Dave's doing duolingo. No, I had to send my kid money. Oh. Do you mind if Dave does a little duolingo while we do this, man? That's fine. You learn a language, but if you could also send me money. Yeah. Is that?

No, I don't send money to Irish. people. Oh, well, that's the first time I've ever experienced racism. That's right there. I've never experienced anything like that before. And now I'm fail it in my bones. It's, yeah. I will say less Jamaican. No, no, yeah, I am saying it. I am saying it. I am saying it. I am saying it to your face. I don't think it's, it's not the right one to do. Okay. And they've had a bad history. I don't think that's true. It is. What do you got?

Okay, Coolidge was known for his laissez-faire economics presiding over the roaring 1920s prosperity. He advocated for tax cuts, reduced federal spending, minimal business regulation. So he is basically what led to the Great Depression. He's the collapse. But did he run, who ran against FDR then? Herbert Hoover the first time Yeah, Hoover. Yeah, it's Hoover.

And then Hoover's the one who's going like, I don't think the government should step in. Yeah. Hoover's about to be president after this and be like, now let's really fuck it up. And then, yeah. And then it's just going to. I don't think the government's rule is to help.

That's right. And I agree. I agree. I feel like government's role is just to like, sit back and take it. If not leave things just alone and just let people, be, you know, free, uh, it's to, you know, murder people. Yeah.

And I think what government is the problem. Yes. Yes. Unless they're murdering the right people. Yeah. Now that. That, now that. Yes.

Has a nice ring to it. Yes. Yes. Oh. We're in Trump's middle term for those of you listening from the future. That's going great. Right in the thick of it. We're right in the thick of this.

We're in his middle term. Russian explorers. So the Russians are going to make a dash for the North Pole this year. Now, that accent you can do. Oh, okay. It's me. Blah to me here. No.

Oh, I'm here in Russia. No, I don't think. No, I feel like that's not great. To Israeli? Oh, my God. Matt, please. I want to hear this story. Tell me about the Russians who are going to the North Pole.

Okay. We will kill him. Santa's done. An aviator named Rosinski, which sounds like a good red name. They wrote that? Yeah. I hope Dave's not riffing. Yeah, they did.

Roszinski, which sounds a little bit communist to me with the Jewish connotations and the Irish connotations. That's amazing. Plans to take a few Mechanicians and scientists in a specially constructed plane, a combination of flying boat and hydroplane, and has no doubt of his success. What?

This guy definitely died. It sounds like a hovercraft. Yeah. Is this an ATV? This is crazy. Yeah. This is a... This is a... It is altering blimp.

Yeah. This is a welcome variation in Russian activities. What the fuck, man? Is it a welcome variation? Yes. Yes, because it's not poisoning people, I guess. Or trying to giving people work? Yeah.

Russian explorers in late years have been confined too much to economics and politics. Jesus Christ, this is the paper. I'll get to the story soon. But quickly, uh, briefly, uh, brief history of hatred. That's right. This all, this sounds very coded. Like, are they, when they say Russian feels like air quotes, Russian, this is about Jews.

100% this is an anti-Semitic article about like, oh, the Jews have decided to do something a little bit more fun as opposed to all that politicking and economicing. That's wild. Butting in. You know. Trying to butt in on the white man's games. Hey, a nice try. And to tell the truth, the explorers in those fields have been very much of the Dr. Cook type.

No idea. Okay. No idea. It's a confusing name for his chef. But that may not be considered a bad omen. Much will be forgotten and forgiven if the Bolshevists now prove their red blood and scientific prowess in the international sport of polarity. dashing. Wow.

If they win, nobody will grudge them the victory. Yeah, definitely not this guy. No, no way would we grudge them. I'll give them their flowers. Why not a few other diversions this year to distract attention from the economic failures of Moscow and bid for the world's goodwill? Jesus Christ. God, it's like, it's nuts.

Reading Western media at this time, they are so pissed because literally the Russians just got done with a. civil war and they're just like you know why don't you guys take a little break from your failed policies it's like what of having to fight a war that you guys have been fucking funding against the against the bulshivics like that is wild he's fucking bitter ass sore losers there's always a mat walsh always the best strategy for the soviet government and people in their slow and This will be good. This will be great.

Here's an idea. Remove head from ass. See step two for more. Step two. Repeat, step one. From pure socialist theory to the hard fact of a world of business methods based on private enterprise. Wow. So I got to read this again.

That's incredible. That's incredible. This recommendation. This is 1924. We should dig up this writer just to beat them with shovels. Exactly. What are you doing? That's great.

The best strategy for the government and people in their slow and painful transition from pure socialist theory to the hard fact of a world of business methods based on private enterprise and property is to branch out into all sorts of civilized activities and let up on Soviet propaganda. That might be the worst. Outside of blatant racism. That might be the worst economic statement we've ever read on this paper. I like it's on this show. It's cope too. This is like this is like when it became abundantly clear that Zora and Mandani was going to win and be the mayor. When people were just started, they gave up trying to smear him.

They were like, just drop out loser. Just drop out. Nobody likes you. It's like, damn, you all have nothing. thing. At this point, the Russian revolution has happened. The Bolsheviks

have, you know, beaten the whites and the Civil War is over and he's like, all right, well, now that you guys have taken a break from all that murdering each other, have you considered the capitalist form of economy because it is a superior form. There's no downside.

It's like what they're doing to Platna right now. He gets way up in the polls and they're like, well, you suck. That's right. They're like, just drop out. Yeah, just you should leave the race. And then if you say that about Schumer, they're like, shut the fuck on. Shut your fucking anti-Semitic mouth.

About this young, virile man. Chuck Schumer's pants are higher than anyone else. Right. It's his turn. Chuck Schumer doesn't owe you anything. Chuck Schumer's waited 92 years for this moment.

To bomb, I ran. To Bob I ran and kind of not know what to say about it, really. Stop trying to rain on his blood parade. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, here's a good one. The Rothschild servants. Holy fuck.

This will be good and fun. Pity the poor Rothschilds of Vienna. They are being taxed out of house and home. Oh, my God. This is absolutely fucking nuts. The latest and most intolerable in position of a socialistic government is a tax on servants that cost the Rothschild family $72,000 a year. Oh, my God. This is just, this is an upsetting one.

Why do you have so many servants, I guess is the question I do. Who's going to baptize us in champagne? Mumsie? Yeah. Well, I mean, you're all. So now you want to tax to people that I sometimes kill for fun? Is that what we're going to do? Is that what we're doing?

Father can't do manual work. His hands are for phrenology. He's got soft hands. He'll get callous than not be able to tell. He has soft hands used for measuring skulls. And me a skull. This is a very funny perspective for 1924 where someone is just like, oh, I have to choose now between blaming the Jewish Bolshevism for taxes,

but also defending a famous Jewish capitalist. I don't know what to do. And we still struggle with things like this. The line is still quite difficult. Quiet dogs. Yeah. That's a boy. That's a fucking alpha.

Yeah, yeah. I'm here with these dogs. They don't know when it's to shut up. Shut up, dogs. That's my cat. Get them. Hell yeah. Can you believe they want to tax these guys?

No, it's crazy. They want to tax these things that I yell at. I feel like a Rothschild. Yeah, now you know what it's like. That's crazy, dude. America doesn't know what taxes are. Austria, it develops, is so heartless as to tax motor cars at $500 a piece. Wow.

And household servants still hire on the ground that they are luxuries. That is so fucking crazy. They are. Are you kidding? No, I think that's a right. That's a human right. Yes. Do you have servants.

What am I to cook my own foods? Prepare my own beds? Baze my own balls and ass. My lord. What kind of job you got over there at the Rothschilds? What do you? I do butt and balls. I'm a human slipper.

What is that one again? They cut a hole in my stomach. and they just kind of put their foot in me and they walk and walk. Whenever there's gravel, it's a living. They want to charge me double for my human slippers. Fuck. Are you crazy? Are you crazy?

Oh, fuck. That's funny. It was bad enough last year when the Rothschilds family paid 14,000 tax on its 61 servants. That drove home the need of economy. But the poor Rothschilds found they couldn't possibly get the housework done with any less than 47 servants. What fucking paper is this? How are they supposed to get done what needs to be done with under 50 servants?

That is fun. It's so. Think about it. They still do this shit when they'll be like, suffering. Jeff Bezos donated $120,000 to the victims of the North Carolina storms. Yeah. So he's not terrible. charge him 5%

tax on anything over a billion? What are you trying to kill this man? He invented overnight shipping. He's married to the world's first freaking Martian. He was the first guy

who he industrialized the manufacturer of human slippers. Now everybody can have a slipper made of human flesh. The guy who invented factory floors with no toilets? Tax that guy? Unbelievable.

Come on. And for that modest aggregation of hired help, they are obliged in addition to wages and victuals to pay a head tax 700% higher than last years. It is unsupportable. I can't tell. Is this written sarcastically? No. That's crazy. No, this is absolutely not sarcasticly.

I don't know if an article for 100 years ago has ever made me angrier. Yeah. I mean, you know what's crazy too is we're in the middle of the roaring 20s. Shit is like going great for, you know, in terms of, you know,

for the rich in America. They just keep getting richer and richer and richer. Everything is getting more and more corrupt. It's literally exactly where we are now. Yeah. And so this attitude, which once, you know,

when I, because you read shit like this now, and you'll be like, oh, man, this is, they're 100% serious. At this point, I want to believe that they're, like, that they know that Great Depression coming. No, they don't know. They don't know. That's what's so fucking incredible.

Wow. It's just, it is, it is crazy. Yeah. Because it's the same thing. You see it in like the Atlantic or like the Washington where it'll just be like, I mean, we are living the meme now of the, what is that? you built a country around our military base. I mean, the level of hubris and the confidence.

The confidence they feel that they're just like that this is going to work. Completely removed from even the idea that irony exists. And like or or that in any way this can be read as sarcasm or not serious, just being so dead serious about it. It's wild. Yeah. Wow. yet the laying of such burdens on harassed European millionaires

may not be altogether evil if it takes 47 servants to run the Rothschild's family the family might move into a smaller house Matt is home aloning his face he's so cold I'm like going crazy I'm going crazy You go crazy And worry along with it You get full pay me for his program

It's just in a padded room Maybe I just go to them going on me, huh? Them go on me, they're going to pay me, huh? Matt, we got your macaroni, buddy. There you go. Have some fruit salad. Inject a slurry into my gallant. And let the rest engage in productive industry instead of unproductive personal service.

Or the families might adapt to the American substitutes for hired help and install mechanical service in the form of labor-saving machinery. I feel like this day brought this to aggravate us. Which does not eat or waste occupies little room and benefits American manufacturers. Yes. It is time for the fucking robot service. The machine revolution. I like how people think that robots are going to be anything other than two things. They are going to be murder machines and things you fuck. That's all that's going to happen with them. And sometimes both.

sometimes one after the other Yeah Yeah, yeah No, it's great I mean listen I think I mean you think we can all agree The fuck robot is a great idea

I do think I want to see where it goes But I'm very open I'm very open to the idea The problem is that They're going to take that fuck robot And they're going to mount a gun on its hands That's an issue for me

And now we've got a problem You know That issue for me is how much Bringing a gun in the bedroom Makes me come And then how quickly that thing's going to be able to take me because after I come from a gun, after I come from

gun sex, I'm knocked out. See, I'm going to make my robot become a mass fucker and send it out to do mass fuckings. Oh, man. Also, by the way, I like, sometimes I like to get shot in the orifice. Oh, and the dick?

Just the grays. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Just the tiny taste. How does anyone graze your asshole? Will you please just do the physics? There's over five women who could give you a handbook on that one, though. I'll tell you how you can just grace my animal. Over five.

Over five, by the by. Less is more. No, than six. No, more than six, and over five. And the number is, like, right in between. Children of the Confederacy, enjoy egg hunt. Man, I literally think this is right. Preston is rage baiting us with this paper.

I'm still not recovered from the last two and I was like, don't worry, the clan has found eggs on lawn. You have to remember, this is a Florida paper and Florida stays Florida no matter what time period. That was good. I needed that.

I needed that. That I needed. It's all the same. Isn't it weird to think, though, that like it wasn't that long ago that like Florida was was like oh it could go a Democrat this year like it was it was like oh that was yeah that was a that was a yeah there was a time remember that it wasn't a long time ago it wasn't no but that's because it was at a time when the you know the Democrats had people like Clinton who were essentially Republicans yeah right right and he was doing Florida shit in the office like

getting his dick sucked and you know yeah tasting a cigar with killing Vince Foster just kidding. He didn't do that. He didn't do Jesus Christ, his wife did that. Yeah, everyone knows. Focus. He came, he saw he died. That's right.

At the home of Mrs. F.L. Azel, the children of the Confederacy of Duncan Peter chapter, spent a delightful time hunting Easter eggs at 5 o'clock Friday afternoon. Little Agnes Zelle. I know what's called an Easter egg hunt,

but there is something about when you say Confederate children as sort of like the qualifier of type, it's just immediately it feels more racist. Oh, I completely agree. Just the Confederate children are hunting something, but this time... Remember, only pick up the white eggs. That's right.

These eggs, we did not dye our eggs. No, no, no, honey, no, put that one down. That's brownies. There wouldn't be no eggs of color here in Florida. Now, I just come to my attention that someone had put eggs. colored egg out on yon. We do not like color eggs here. Oh no, that's no problem.

If y'all like eating them, you all may have them. But I like my eggs like everything else. Why? And by the way, I don't even eat the yellow pot. I only eat the part around it. The viscous fluid. That's the smartest part. We like clear and we like white.

And that's all we like here. Well, and don't forget, brother, when you cook it, it becomes white. That's right. More white than usual. Yes, exceptionally white. And none of that pepper. We don't put no pepper, just white salt on it.

A pepper get in the way of that salt. I don't know what accent. I don't know the accent. Well, alligator a fanboat. Now, hold a brother. Please stop talking. Your accent has become a bit strange. I don't think it is.

No, I don't know where you're from. Brother, please, where you're from is a normal guy from the south. I don't think you are. We're out here. We like to have white eggs. None of those big city brown egg. Yeah. Now, what you're just...

We put our eggs in a cage if they brown. I just... Now, brother, please. You're getting into this very problematic territory. No, now I'm going full on the character. Now we're doing method guy. But your accent has gone in a strange direction. Don't think they're highest.

You're no longer what! Who the fuck was that? I've been trying to keep you two away from each other for quite a while. Who's this guy? I've got to like this guy. Little Agnes Azelle found the most eggs in Mary and Hester the next highest in number, while Madge Moat decided that good luck was not with her that afternoon. Well, you named it Madge

Madge. Hey, Papa, I had trouble finding some of the eggs, so I ate a rock. Why did you name me Madge? Why did you name me Madge? You came out of your mother's vaj and I didn't want to think of another word. So I called it

the magina. You were an afterthought. Each of these received appropriate Easter favors, which were presented by Miss Martha Johnson, president of the chapter. After the egg hunt, they went into the house where music and songs were enjoyed for a time, then all gathered around the dining table where the fruit punch and Easter eggs were served.

They served the Easter eggs. I've never heard of that. That's very strange. Wait, they actually ate the eggs? What is the actual, like, the mechanics of how the, you've got a bunny. I guess you hardboil them. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're hardboiled.

Yeah, you're hardboiled. Oh, that's a delicious way to eat. Oh, yeah. So I assume these were, because they're called children in the Confederacy, I assume that these are the kids of the daughters of the Confederacy, who are one of the architects of our absolute nightmarish country. I don't think. Getting a little political for some reason.

They were, I don't know why we got political all of a sudden. Yeah, if we could just kind of, we're having fun with the Easter egg thing. Right. It's kind of weird. I think we all look back on the Civil War and just kind of go, hey, you know, two sides had great points and one just won by a hair. And everyone honestly, everyone is like tired of even thinking about it. The whole thing with politics now, it's like let them. I want to rip Ben Shapiro's eyebrows off with my teeth.

Yeah, but that's a political. Dave, if you were to do that, it would be the only time my wife had come. By doing something like that, my wife. Plus, he might actually get wet for the first time of her. And that might be shocking thing for her to do. I've been trying to tell her that that spot is supposed to remain dry. The only hole that's supposed to get wet is the one that the urine comes down. Good Lord.

I did not know you could do a perfect Ben Shapiro. It's crazy, right? Look at that's wild. It's crazy. It's crazy. Can you say big fatty jugs in his voice just really? Coming over here with the, you know, big, fatty jugs.

Give me another one. This is what game's fun. Can you say dump them out, hoe? Or something along the illogically like dump them out, hoe. That's great. It's very good. You know you had this?

I've done it on. I've done it on the show once before. I guess I don't listen to you. Yeah. You know, yeah, it's impossible. Wow, that's great. Come two times and I've had two children out of it. It's really good. At one time, I accidentally spilled my seat and tried to get my urethra to suck it back in.

Wow. That was a bit mind. It was like my penis was, you know, in Studio 54, just sucking coke into it. It feels like I've lost the room a little bit, but I keep on the time. I'm just, I'm tired of it. Well, man is completely abandoned a Jewish nature on this episode. Yeah. Is he craze?

One more, David? Yeah, we'll do one more. When you say David, I think that's... One more, David? Are you sure we do one more of these? Quickly? Black cat brings players bad luck. Okay.

All right. A black cat walked across the stage, the first day of production, on the white moth. A first... All right. It's impossible to ignore the racial... Black cat, I was letting it fly, but now that it's a white moth involved. Black ruins white. always every story

yep and you chose these David no I didn't yes you did no I didn't I don't choose saying that you did yes you did okay if you said it a bunch weirdly then yeah

yes you did because I feel like I might get murdered if I don't say that I did so yeah okay I did yes hey Matt you're kind of stuck on a repeat situation

Matt, it's just the audio's not really loud enough to pick up on. So it's just if you want to say it, say it, but don't kind of whisper it. Yeah, I think your mic's. I think your mic is stuck on a very uncomfortable setting. What if Blood Diamond had just been playing on that tiny TV the whole time? It's a very tiny blood dive. We start realizing Matt's like out of his mind. I've just been watching it through the fucking webcam.

Since the last time you were here. A first, A first national picture now in the making in Los Angeles. None of the cast is superstitious, but Barbara Lamar sprained her knee while doing the dance of the white moth. That sounds like an actor's warm-up phrase. Yeah.

Say it again. Yeah, say that. Barbara Lamar sprained her leg. Sprined her knee while doing the dance of the white moth. Barbara Lamar sprained her knee while doing the dance of the white moth. Barbara Lamar sprained her knee while doing the dance of the white moth out of the belt.

Yeah. Sounds like you're trying to teach a cockney, British lady to speak American. Barbara Lamar. The Ryan in Spain falls mindly in the plane. Now do it. Barbara Lamar. Yeah.

Barbara. Conway Turrell, her leading man, sprained his wrist when he hit Ben Lyon in that kind of a scene. This is cool. Turrell hit Lion. there's your head lion Yeah there's your headline there Ben Lion

burned his fingers when a box of matches Flamed up as he lit one I don't really understand what's happening anymore I'll be totally honest He's saying all the bad luck that happened Due to the cat being black But a black cat Yeah I forgot

All right we're back Miss Lamar's dress caught fire When wires used in its construction came in contact with an electric switch. Well, okay, that could have been. That, yeah. I feel like that had nothing to do with the cat.

Everything else, maybe. That one felt self-owned. Yeah, you were putting your wire dress near outlets. Don't do that. You're not supposed to do that. It's a cat's fault, though. Yeah. I mean, you know, I don't blame it.

Maurice Tournier director burned his hands putting the fire out. that feels like that's one so don't put out the fire with your hands same one yeah that's the same one oh my god what did I try to do that it's a fucking cat these guys just really want to kill that cat yeah this is all of this is laying the groundwork

to kill a cat yeah they're gonna kill a cat there's even a new honor about it we had to kill we have to kill a cat every day of production and we had to eat it's hard that's right you want this play to go off well or not It's up to you.

I guess you don't like art. You won't let me drown this cat. Fine. Wow. Fine. It's studio head. He doesn't care. All right.

Josie Cedric caught a severe cold when her flimsy costume was accidentally soaked with water. Okay. That's not how colds happened. They just want this cat then. No, this is clearly black cat stuff. It feels like a lot of this stuff could have been avoided with a little bit of, uh, Ikewing. That's right.

Like not letting the cat on the set. Well, even after that. Or killing the cat earlier. Oh my God. This bat just went into my balls. That fucking cat. I just hit this bat right into my balls two times. It's that black cat.

Did it touch that moth? And something went wrong when Arthur Todd Cameron turned the crank, 200 feet of film buckled and spoiled, and two long scenes had. to be retaken. That guy was so thankful that the cat was there. Christ, you ruined all that foot. Oh, no.

The cat. It's the cat's fault. All of the evidence of the series of disasters that we are using the justify cat murder just disappeared. How convenient. And guess who we blame for that? The cat. Got to kill him.

Got to kill the cat. Got to kill him. Oh, you. I don't know, Matt. You're fucking so goddamn funny. All right. So people should listen to pod yourself, listen to Bad Hasbara. Where can people find your road dates?

You can usually, I post them on Instagram sometimes. By the time you listen to this, you will, I will have already left San Francisco, I assume. But yeah, go follow me at Matt leave jokes on Instagram. there and I'm usually posting my dates and, you know. And you're always ranting and raving and you're hilarious and your stand-up is great. So people love you and, and Dave and I are almost there. We're getting close. We like you.

We like you. You guys like my wife. We love you. Stay away from my wife. The dogs, Matt. Think of the dogs. I'm sorry. Sorry.

Matt, before we go, let's just hear one more time. if they took all the Jewish out. It doesn't feel right when I said. Oh, the Jewish is out of me body. Is that what you're asking for? Is that what you want? You need to do an Irish accent. Am I just a dancing monkey to you?

No, I just did it like 30 times. I was, I'm just some guy who does gags. I actually have lots of opinions about things. Follow me on Instagram for more happy. Irish news. It left Ireland again. Thank you, Matt. We love Ireland.